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"The Dangerous Rise of Men Who Won't Date 'Woke' Women"

Bitter, angry unattractive man-hating sexist thinks it's "dangerous" that men say "Swipe Left."

Not wanting to date "woke" women, far from being laughable, is actually one of the more insidious aspects of it. Spend an afternoon on any major dating app and you’ll come across (generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things. They might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in their bios. And, by and large, they also tend to hold extremely right-wing views and see themselves as victims of liberal thinking.

In fact, as I was writing this, a dear friend sent me a screenshot of a guy she’s just matched with who describes Jordan B Peterson as his "dream dinner guest". Yes, the same Jordan B Peterson who thinks that white privilege is a "Marxist lie" and wants millennials to drop their obsession with "social justice".

...


All of this, of course, speaks not only to the presence of the very active online communities of anti-feminist incels but to the prevalence of the hideous and incorrect ideas they promote.

Lady, are you saying that not even an incel will throw a Mercy Dick into you?

Doesn't that make you a femcel?

By the way, feminists/leftists have long been saying they won't date anyone who doesn't self-identify as a feminist or leftist.

And now they're complaining that men are saying, "I don't want to date a sex-negative quasi-religious-maniac harridan shrew"?

There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism." This refers to the sexual choices of women who are actually straight and attracted to men, but who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy.

I'm going to put myself through a course of self-guided Conversion Therapy to remake myself into a lesbian just to make a political point.

Yes, that sounds psychologically healthy.

And of course, no, not all feminists do this.

But it is a sign of a sickness of the mind that tends to hateful extremism.

And you lunatics actually have the balls to whine that men are saying, "Nah, brah" to you.

Scenes from #Woke feminism, via Slate:

I'm a Heterosexual Woman Who's Politically Opposed to Heterosexuality
Who do I date?
Key excerpt: I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle: I'm really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but I'm also really into dick.

Spoiler alert: Her question is really whether it is ethical to cruise gay hook-up sites cruising for The D, even though she's a woman. She wants the D from gay guys because she hates straight guys so much. But she also doesn't want to intrude on "gay spaces."

Should Men Pay a "Dick Pic Tax"?

Man Up tackles the ethical quandary of who should pay on the first date.

Key excerpt: But I think that there is an initial imbalance when you have someone saying, "I am paying for this thing. What is it that you're bringing to the table?" Are you paying for my time? It does feel very weird to have someone take the upper hand. I'm also proud that I can pay my own bills and that I can make money and buy the things that I want.

Those examples from Joe Mannix.


Does this dress make my feminism look fat?

Posted by: Ace at 03:11 PM




Comments

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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:11 PM (HaL55)

2 *buffs nails

I have no eyed dear how that happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (HaL55)

3 hah

Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (Xo3T0)

4 what is the deal with the big fucking eyebrows?!?!

they do not look good

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (Rarvo)

5 Ace hates 1K threads

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)

6 "The Dangerous Rise of Men Who Won't Pet Rabid Dogs"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (ldR/a)

7 If you ask me the danger is Woke Women themselves.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (xptlg)

8 Mattress Girl got summa dat Right-wing D.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (XN+hF)

9 Get woke, go masturbate.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (QLPEO)

10 More cushion for the pushin'.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (Y274z)

11 First Date: I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. Are you going to eat those fries?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (IttZ7)

12 Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2020 03:13 PM (flINI)

13 Corgis called and still top 20.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (HU45H)

14 I want a girl with a short skirt and some big eyebrows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (XN+hF)

15 I could see where a woman having a unibrow would be a little off putting. Sort of like a female Rudolph Hess.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

16 Still kind of confused as to why and how these people have become the drivers of our culture.

Who the fuck asked for this batshit insane societal madness anyway?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (DhaqP)

17 on the dress, yes.

Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (JMDly)

18 Modern feminism in a nutshell: women who choose to make themselves unattractive and then blame others.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (ZGrMX)

19 So, both in pic r 0s, correct? Not nec. On looks, mostly on presumed life outlook ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (6egPo)

20 Ah, those rhetorical questions.. they answer themselves don't they?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (HU45H)

21 _That's_ Emma Sulkowicz?

A confused waiter at a Thai restaurant?

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

22 I'll get the others.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (ayFCE)

23 I LOVE how triggered this woman was by Laurence Fox.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

24 Sooo glad I'm not out there in the dating pool...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (X+a7J)

25
Miss Red Dress should have no problem delivering babies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (7rVsF)

26
Wow.

Redress gal looks like a bowling pin with cankles.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

27 next:

forced homosexuality to prove you're not a homophobe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)

28 Where is Andrew Dice Clay when you need him?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (IttZ7)

29 Lawrence Fox is pretty fun I have to say.

Good man, doesn't back down!

These women HECTOR. what do they think is going to happen?!?! we have allowed HECTORING to be some kind of virtue, while true virtues like humility, modesty and honestly are laughed at.

Virtues are what they are no matter how sick our culture, they are still Virtues. And vices are simply that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Rarvo)

30 I'd consider dating a woke woman, but I prefer to bang my own girlfriend in a relationship.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (0nCmF)

31 Sooo glad I'm not out there in the dating pool...
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts!

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Word.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (Y4EXg)

32 got nothin

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

33 Reminds me of a joke:

I used to be addicted to masturbation. Now I'm addicted to sex.

I guess you could say my addiction got out of hand.

Bada boom, bada bum...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (HU45H)

34 >>>Does this dress make my feminism look fat?

That is the world's tinyest barstool.



>>>Mercy dick

lol

Sorry ladies, we're not crossing the road before looking both ways, either.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (1CjJc)

35 Wait, so she's complaining she can't find dates? She objects to being negatively objectified.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (NVYyb)

36 Well I didn't read Jordan Petersen's book(s) but from the excerpts *I* think he would be a very interesting dinner guest too and I'm neither male nor millennial. But I am in the single and not dating club myself. I'm just neither angry nor bitter about it. Too busy living to worry about my failure to procreate the next generation.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (eASYU)

37 I would say LOLGF but that is their entire problem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 03:16 PM (C8CEK)

38 When you're woke as shit
and have to diddle your clit
that's a Femcel

Posted by: Priapism at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (2cfUo)

39 'Incorrect ideas.'

Posted by: aelfheld at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (IxDhF)

40 And you lunatics actually have the balls to whine that men are saying, "Nah, brah" to you.

=========

What man WOULDN'T want to deal with that everyday?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (q80AH)

41 Where is Andrew Dice Clay when you need him?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (IttZ7)

------

.... and Jill came down wid two fiddy. BADA!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

42 Piss on them. They have themselves to blame.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (mpXpK)

43 28 Where is Andrew Dice Clay when you need him?

Hickory Dickory Dock
These dykes don't get my cock

Posted by: The Diceman at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (XN+hF)

44 With the proper beer goggles maybe.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (88+cf)

45 This doesn't sound dangerous, it sounds like a good thing.

I didn't read Jordan Petersen's book(s) but from the excerpts *I* think he would be a very interesting dinner guest

I think he'd be the guy who won't shut up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

46 No more eggs !

That Watson rant last night was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (U9Qbt)

47 Has she considered going and fucking herself?

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (eAZVt)

48 The dangerous rise of men who think for themselves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (xkSJa)

49 I don't even understand what she wants.

I hate you, why won't you ask me out?

Is that supposed to make sense?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

50 And you lunatics actually have the balls to whine that men are saying, "Nah, brah" to you.

-----

MGTOW is the correct term.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

51 Who the fvck cares?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (JUOKG)

52 Buddy's nephew was thrilled to be dating a family friend's daughter who was culturally compatible. He dumped her, why? 'She's a libtard!'

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (UvCy3)

53 That picture is about my comment about Natty Light right? Those chicks are case worthy bro!

Posted by: rammajamma at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (PQRcz)

54 What is her favorite Cheers episode?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (U9Qbt)

55 I hate you sexist, racist, homophobic white males. Now, take me on a date and I'd like lobster and champagne please. And if I'm Ana Navarro, I'd also like 4 pieces of chocolate cake.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (d6Ksn)

56 dawn of the femcel

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Eg9+v)

57 Does this dress make my feminism look fat?

Sir Mix-A-Lot approves.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (VYwSh)

58 Oink.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (I2/tG)

59 This is like the complaint that normal men won't date tranny "women." What's wrong with you that you won't date people you find unattractive and unpleasant???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

60 46 No more eggs !

That Watson rant last night was pretty awesome.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:17 PM (U9Qbt)

Paul's gonna convert to Islam any day now...

(Disavow)

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

61
It's all engineered by Big Vibrator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (7rVsF)

62 >>>47 Has she considered going and fucking herself?


we say "self-partnering"!!!!

Posted by: That girl from Harry Potter who is getting weirder and weirder looking at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

63 Fortunately these crazy bitches are unlikely to reproduce.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (prSvo)

64 The left are mentally fucked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (9vbJt)

65
So....... INCELS can be woke chicks.

Good to know.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

66 42 Piss on them. They have themselves to blame.


I'll pass on that

Posted by: R Kelly at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (2cfUo)

67 16 Still kind of confused as to why and how these people have become the drivers of our culture.

Who the fuck asked for this batshit insane societal madness anyway?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM (DhaqP)

=======

Probably because the entire MSM and Hollywood and Madison Avenue and Academe are on the exact same wavelength.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (xptlg)

68 Uh, I constantly see things on WOMEN's single ads that say swipe left if you like Trump (or things to that effect).

Don't bitch at me, when you are the ones who instigated all this crap.

It didn't start with the Men.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (NgKpN)

69 Here are some choice bits from Slate over the past few months:

I'm a Heterosexual Woman Who's Politically Opposed to Heterosexuality
Who do I date?

Key excerpt: I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle: I'm really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but I'm also really into dick.

Should Men Pay a "Dick Pic Tax"?
Man Up tackles the ethical quandary of who should pay on the first date.

Key excerpt: But I think that there is an initial imbalance when you have someone saying, "I am paying for this thing. What is it that you're bringing to the table?" Are you paying for my time? It does feel very weird to have someone take the upper hand. I'm also proud that I can pay my own bills and that I can make money and buy the things that I want.

Oh yes. Yes, please. Let me at that sweet feminist honey. I just can't get enough.

Hard pass. I'd much rather have a dry dick and a sound mind than a wet one that subjects me to self-centered, revolutionary, man-hating mental illness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (I2dne)

70
Adam Schiff

Don Lemon

dating Woke wymmin


geezuz, ace, just kill me now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

71 Yeah, any whiff of feminist in the profile and it's, next.

Life is too short to waste time on stupid even if she is pretty

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (vPKfA)

72 "There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism." This refers
to the sexual choices of women who are actually straight and attracted
to men, but who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy"
Isn't this just lesbianism? I mean, I guess there's the slight distinction that you're hitting yourself, rather than your dad doing the hard work for you.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (Eg9+v)

73 Just ask Mrs. Redacted if she wanted to go to Great Barrington and have Chinese


she rolled her eyes and wondered off, spouting something in Yiddish

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (rpxSz)

74 The Thing speaks for itself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (aKsyK)

75 Where is Andrew Dice Clay when you need him?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (IttZ7)


Even though I never found him amusing at all, those carp kills definitely deserve him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (y7DUB)

76 Ladies, thy name is 'projection'. Clearly anybody who doesn't want to deal with your baggage must be 'right wing'. Of course. Can't be anything else.

Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (jPS2y)

77 Wow, yeah. If you threw a tablecloth over either of those two, it would be like Corradini's Modesty statue. All they would need to do is STFU.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

78 LOL get fucked(by a turkey baster)

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (KNsKs)

79 Are we still doing LOLGF

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (aL0Hq)

80 So I was watching the Sulkowitz thing and then I realized I couldn't care less what was going on in her life.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (QLPEO)

81 I used to use dating as an example of how discrimination isn't necessarily wrong. If I want to date Mary instead of Lucy, that is me discriminating against Lucy.

But these days its getting to be considered evil to not date whoever is interested in you no matter what they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

82 Now you may ask yourself, what man wouldn't want to date a chronically dissatisfied woman, who wished that said man was someone else?

swipe left indeed

Posted by: i can't even at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (CJhyb)

83 Oh, and based on the pictures?

It ain't their politics that is the reason they are not getting laid.

Spend more time in the gym, less protesting.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

84
Hello, my name is Krebs. May I introduce you onto my Tumescent Dick of Mercy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

85 swipe left


**********

I think that's supposed to be "swipe from front to back" to prevent UTI's.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (m45I2)

86 It's like they know there's a drawback to being a leftist harpy, and they're really mad about it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

87 You want a conservative man?! You can't handle a conservative man!

Posted by: Kolonel Kazi on the wall baby at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (0x00j)

88 Mattress Girl got summa dat Right-wing D.
=====

Maybe, but only a desperate fool would take a chance on that given her history.

Anyone got her number?

Posted by: Kensington at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (stQWR)

89 I swear these damn fool women need a spanking. They are like 3year olds.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (myjNJ)

90 62
>>>47 Has she considered going and fucking herself?





we say "self-partnering"!!!!

Posted by: That girl from Harry Potter who is getting weirder and weirder looking at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

I'm the best I ever had.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (1CjJc)

91

Nice ass. Or is that a rump roast.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (LilNs)

92 36. palerider - don't feel bad about not procreating - This world doesn't deserve your DNA!

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (UvCy3)

93 >>Lady, are you saying that not even an incel will throw a Mercy Dick into you?Doesn't that make you a femcel?



Bingo.
How weird is it that Feminists insist promiscuity is empowering?Also, how weird was it that "no nut November" made this same group, as well as their beta boys, howl about people simply not choosing to get off on porn?
Deviance is now mandatory, apparently.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

94 Are we still doing LOLGF


Are we still doing lolgf??????

Posted by: Horseman babies at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (QLPEO)

95 "There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism."
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit

----

Oh, it's a 'movement' all right.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (Y4EXg)

96 In retrospect, I guess we really do need a bicycles.

Posted by: Fish at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (lC04h)

97 This is the core of feminism: making up for being ugly, inside or out.

A healthy woman doesn't think this way.
A healthy woman doesn't demand political standards for sexuality.

They're sick and should be shunned as surely as any other plague-bearer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (l4C/z)

98 I got the 1000.

I think I can go home now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)

99 Using an app for dating seems lame. YMMV

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (m45I2)

100 Life is too short to waste time on stupid even if she is pretty

Loads of girls out there who are pretty on the outside, its not the special commodity they grew up being told it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

101 who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy"

RRRRRRRIGHT

sure that's why

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (Rarvo)

102 The Thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (aKsyK)

Res Ispa Lot of Whore

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (U9Qbt)

103 87. lol

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (UvCy3)

104 On to 1K

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)

105 forced homosexuality to prove you're not a homophobe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)

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If male, the insertee role for full validation!

Posted by: G at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (5NMZN)

106 There's nothing wrong with Dr. Jordan Peterson. And I wouldn't date psycho bunny-boilers or a woman with eyebrows that are bigger and thicker than my own mustache.

If that's discrimination, yep that's exactly what it is. I discriminate against imbeciles, assholes and dumbasses. That is my right and I will exercise it whenever I need to do so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:22 PM (HaL55)

107 "The Dangerous Rise of Men Who Won't Date 'Woke' Women"

<Looks at pic of two woke women. Grabs magic marker and draws eyes, nose, mouth on fist.>Still a better option.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed[/c] at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

108 Get used to humping that vibrator. The only reason it hasn't run away is because you don't talk to it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (nD9Hu)

109
I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle

I'm your man!

Posted by: David Gherkin at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (aKsyK)

110 They say 60+ % of women have rape fantasies.

What they don't tell you is that fantasy is not about being forcibly pleasured. It is about having a white man locked up for having consensual sex with them that they later pretend was unwanted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (0nCmF)

111 I prefer them asleep, too.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

112 Isn't rule 1 don't stick it in crazy?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (ZCEU2)

113 84


Hello, my name is Krebs. May I introduce you onto my Tumescent Dick of Mercy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

"Well, I'm ethically and morally opposed to polyamory, I am however a magnanimous soul who might just end up spreading his genes to thousands of poor, wretched souls. Allahu akbar."

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (Eg9+v)

114 98 I got the 1000.

I think I can go home now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)

*drops stack of paperwork on TJM's desk*

Posted by: Someguy at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (TfEga)

115 This sounds like 'We're supposed to reject YOU, You don't get to reject US!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

116 I got the 1000.

I think I can go home now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)

----

Oh HELL no.

DOES NOT COUNT.

Posts after a nood are out of bounds.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

117 Sulkowicz isn't a looker on a good day. How completely backed up would a guy have to be to say, "Fuck it, I'll take my chances," given her history?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (lC04h)

118 >>>101 who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy"

RRRRRRRIGHT

sure that's why

...

I think ti might actually be why. There is no cost to declaring yourself gay on the left -- it of course actually lifts you up the Oppression Pyramid.

If they were actually gay they'd just say so, and reap the benefits.

So I can believe they're just becoming gay out of neurotic, obsessive political hatred.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

119 Isn't it time to mandate all men date at least one femcel from a nationwide pool of providers annually with an open enrollment -- upon penalty of steep fines and imprisonment -- and call it a tax?

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (j+GpB)

120
It used to be One-Bagger or Two-Bagger.

Now it's One Stooler or Two Stooler. As in, "When you're told to haul ass, does it require two trips?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (pNxlR)

121

Why would they want to date men who do not like them?

Survival of the fittest beetches.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (vEIlU)

122 109


I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle



I'm your man!

Posted by: David Gherkin at January 29, 2020 03:23 PM (aKsyK)

Ah, when my wife called me a 'classic millenial sex pickle' I thought it was a compliment. All the wiser!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (Eg9+v)

123 Never stick your dick in crazy. Even if it's for mercy sex.

Posted by: Socrates (probably) at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (o4KRr)

124 She has man hands!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (r+sAi)

125 The slate letter is a cry for help. She needs some masculine neanderthal to drag her off to a farm, shove her in the kitchen, and keep her occupied with babies for the next decade. She'd be deliriously happy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (/gOZO)

126 All of this, of course, speaks not only to the presence of the very active online communities of anti-feminist incels but to the prevalence of the hideous and incorrect ideas they promote.
++++++++++++
I am calling this bullshit out every time now. These bastards to not get to have it both ways anymore without someone calling them on their crap.

"Transsexuals have difficulty finding romantic and sexual partners because people don't want to date and sleep with them. This is a human crisis, as it prevents transsexuals from engaging in normal human behavior and coupling and poses serious mental health risks."
--- This is the stance for them.

"Unattractive straight men have difficulty finding romantic and sexual partners because they are unable to successfully date or sleep with women. These people are lame failures who should be rejected from society because they're defective. Fucking incels."
--- This is the stance for you

Well, which is it? It can scarcely be both. Piss up a rope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (I2dne)

127 OT - Flynn just filed a motion to dismiss

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (Rarvo)

128 I have a very slight interest (as in I'd read but I won't search out any info) on what happened to the poor dude sulky witch falsely accused, but the only way I'd read something about her is if if headline says cosmic justice caught up to her.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (eASYU)

129 Woke lady Hubbard
went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone
she bent over
rover swiped over
even he would't give her a bone
ohhh

Posted by: Dice at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (2cfUo)

130 You know what they say about women with big eyebrows???


Right?

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (QLPEO)

131
*drops stack of paperwork on TJM's desk*

We need this done by tomorrow.

I'm heading out now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (7rVsF)

132 These are the same people with whom you can't even have a pleasant conversation as you're grabbing a cup of coffee. They bleat their identity politics at the sound of another voice.

Imagine what that would be like after a few dates. You'd be calling the suicide hotline.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

133 You mean men aren't interested in dating someone that thinks men are the cause of all evil and wrong in the world? And that's shocking?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (LJs1M)

134 is the one the right part pelican? looks like she's eying up that fat ass tuna on the right.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (KP5rU)

135 So I can believe they're just becoming gay out of neurotic, obsessive political hatred.


if that's true this generation is even more fucked up than I thought they were

that's saying something

GENERALLY lust is something you cannot fake

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Rarvo)

136 Posted by: Dice at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (2cfUo)


*golf cap*

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (1CjJc)

137 Can you explain how other high crimes and misdemeanors apply to this?
Nadler:
Trump abused his power, obviously.So, he should be impeached.Quid pro quo.On executive privilege, no, this not allowed.I just explained that he abused his power.

and he is going on, babbling, teh fat fuck.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (ufFY8)

138 Anything new on the impeachment front? been kinda busy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (85Gof)

139 Nadler the Hutt- President Trump didn't ever declare immunity to he obstructed Congress

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)

140 But blah blah blah consent in all matters, right?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (aL0Hq)

141 117
Sulkowicz isn't a looker on a good day. How completely backed up would a
guy have to be to say, "Fuck it, I'll take my chances," given her
history?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2020 03:24 PM (lC04h)

I'm with you on this, but the reproductive history of humankind suggests there is a really broad stripe in the population chart that would sign up for this contest.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)

142 Now you may ask yourself, what man wouldn't want to date a chronically
dissatisfied woman, who wished that said man was someone else?


You misspelled bitch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (HaL55)

143 Those gals are hot.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (vtcmf)

144 Old and Busted: "How dare you, brute? I have standards!"

The New Hotness: "How dare you brutes have standards!"

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (kZVsz)

145 Using an app for dating seems lame/i]

That's my take as well, but I think dating is possibly one of the worst conceivable manners of meeting a potential bride, as well. If all you want is hawt s3xx0r and anger due to lies and deception, its a decent path though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

146 If they're so askeered of 'incels,' isn't that a problem they could eliminate pretty easily?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (oVJmc)

147 Using an app for dating seems lame. YMMV

I was best man at a wedding in the late 90s where the couple had met on an online chat program (she was in DC and he was in New Mexico, so there's no way that would've happened otherwise). They're still happily married last I checked. Different things work for different people.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

148 72 "There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism." This refers
to the sexual choices of women who are actually straight and attracted
to men, but who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy"
Isn't this just lesbianism? I mean, I guess there's the slight distinction that you're hitting yourself, rather than your dad doing the hard work for you.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (Eg9+v)

I know a woman (she's from Germany but feels free to participate in leftist marches here, although she's a permanent resident, not a citizen) who got pregnant by a (married) co-worker. The man's marriage split up, but he didn't marry the German woman. The German woman had a daughter.

A few years after that, she suddenly announced that she was a lesbian and is now shacking up with her girlfriend - who hates the poor daughter.

The German is a teacher. Nevermind illegal immigration - we can't even get legal immigration right. We let that miserable shrew in.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (d6Ksn)

149 Step 1 is 'Cut a hole in the box'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (l4C/z)

150 When you don't even look good in a burka, it's time to reconsider your life.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (nD9Hu)

151 Remember that silly study that was trying to find out why all Lesbians are overweight?

What were the conclusions, other than too many Lesbians are fat?

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (+0uDE)

152 if that's true this generation is even more fucked up than I thought they were



that's saying something



GENERALLY lust is something you cannot fake

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Rarvo)

Lesbians don't generally have much... lust. So... everyone wins.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (Eg9+v)

153 Men won't commit to us, due to our outspoken feminism.

Posted by: Daily Affirmation by Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

154 OT - Flynn just filed a motion to dismiss

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM



Great!
Soon Mikey it will bime to kick some ass!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (axyOa)

155 Learn to node.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (0nCmF)

156 Maybe these woke chicks could make a guy a sammich. Never know, it might work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

157 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (arJlL)

158 Sekulow up to destroy.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (ufFY8)

159 I've recommended before, but if you like sitcoms, you should stream Rules of Engagement if available. It is the consummate moron sitcom.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (U9Qbt)

160 Should Men Pay a "Dick Pic Tax"?
Man Up tackles the ethical quandary of who should pay on the first date.
Key excerpt: But I think that there is an initial imbalance when you have someone saying, "I am paying for this thing. What is it that you're bringing to the table?" Are you paying for my time? It does feel very weird to have someone take the upper hand. I'm also proud that I can pay my own bills and that I can make money and buy the things that I want.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:19 PM (I2dne)

---------------

Look, let me explain this to you: I finally worked up the courage to ask you out. You said "yes" and, therefore, since I asked, and your my guest, it is my responsibility to pay.

I know manners are quaintly old-fashioned, but, that's just the way my patriarchy rolls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (Mc5lZ)

161 STOP THE MANSPLAINING!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

162 She wants the D but is repelled by heterosexuality? OK then.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

163 I hatre men who grimace when I laugh at racist jokes or when I put my groink encrusted fingers in their moustache.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (XZ4tw)

164 Saggy tits and fat vs no tits and fatter...beef on the hoof cage match! NOT safe for dating.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (yhf6w)

165 Aw Hell No.

Posted by: Guy Who Throws Mercy Dicks at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

166 One more question on each side, then a 15-minute break.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (ghFVE)

167 To the kind of nutcases who write this dreck:

Have fun with your cats. I've got better things to do with my life than waste it on you.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (J+mig)

168 Ace hates 1K threads
Posted by: Skip

Oh.

Sorry.

Minus hiya.

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (arJlL)

169 Remember that silly study that was trying to find out why all Lesbians are overweight?

What were the conclusions, other than too many Lesbians are fat?


I think they blamed men.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

170 Flynn just filed a motion to dismiss

I read part of it. Seems compelling to me, but I'm hardly unbiased.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

171 Does this dress make my feminism look fat?

++++

No, your fat makes your feminism look fat.
.
.
.
.
.
Is that sexist?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (T09ml)

172 Dogs run screaming from people like that.

This isn't really that hard to figure out.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (nD9Hu)

173 The political lesbianism thing isn't new. IIRC it started as far back as the second wave feminists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (wCmLp)

174 Posted by: DonnaV. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (d6Ksn)

While I suspect there are some genuine cases of same-sex attraction, they're so vanishingly rare that it pretty much goes without saying that unless you were abused, it's a spook.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (Eg9+v)

175 le sigh.

I do know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Just like I know the difference between "y'all and "all y'all."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (Mc5lZ)

176 Thing is, those womyn will get dates.

I, on the other hand, will not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

177 Jay saying witnesses in Clinton procedures were not new witnesses just previously witnesses.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (ZCEU2)

178 173
The political lesbianism thing isn't new. IIRC it started as far back as the second wave feminists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (wCmLp)

I once joked that feminism is just lesbians taking revenge on normal women.
Would I be wrong?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Eg9+v)

179 Oh, and based on the pictures?

It ain't their politics that is the reason they are not getting laid.

Spend more time in the gym, less protesting.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 03:20 PM (NgKpN)
........

I saw her out jogging so I yelled out the window:
"ONLY 1500 MILES TO GO"

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

180 Men are attracted to pretty women, but find the woman they fall in love with as uniquely attractive.

Posted by: iandeal at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (vgGyZ)

181 Wouldn't touch either of them with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

182 I think they blamed men.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)
----------

Well, we did invent doughnuts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Mc5lZ)

183 He dropped Schiff's name as a witness.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

184 162 She wants the D but is repelled by heterosexuality? OK then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

There's no raucous protest marches for hetero causes.

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

185 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 29, 2020

++++

Love love love the nic.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (T09ml)

186

Just can't fathom how entitled one must be to have a raft of anti-male /anti-man views and expect to get a date.

It really is the female version of an incel, except in this case, instead of nature or society making the person utterly undesirable, it's entirely from the woman's own hand that she is rendered valueless in the dating sphere.

Who on earth would want to go out with a raving man-hater? And why would she want a man who would?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (SFOr6)

187
I, on the other hand, will not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

------

I dunno. We might surprise you.

Posted by: The Otters at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

188 Now you may ask yourself, what man wouldn't want to date a chronically
dissatisfied woman, who wished that said man was someone else?

You misspelled bitch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (HaL55)



You misspelled psychobitch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (vEIlU)

189 Thing is, those womyn will get dates.

I, on the other hand, will not.


Have you *met* the Horde?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (ZGrMX)

190 Feminism is just an outlet for unhappy women to vent under a pretense of a Cause.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

191 I'm not following Sekulow's speech, here.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (ghFVE)

192 These people usually end up with meek, idiotic, bloated asexual types. Like David French or Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

193 I'm also proud that I can pay my own bills and that I can make money and buy the things that I want.

Lemme guess, you work in the vitally important Human Resources sector?

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Zo1XC)

194 This is nothing new except for the trannie thing that is just twisted.
My psych professor (a chic) in college (ya know, 'awhile ago') told me that lesbianism was a political movement based on never having sex with your oppressor. That is traitorous.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (hmgiv)

195 Unmm

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (TVFNI)

196 And the jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: fox at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (hdFyL)

197 Does this dress make my feminism look fat?

Large, I would say...roomy.

Posted by: Dr. H. Lecter at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (ejd/p)

198 >I, on the other hand, will not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)


'sup?

Posted by: Guy Who Throws Mercy Dicks at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (sjdRT)

199 Boobs, legs or butt?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (T09ml)

200 STOP THE MANSPLAINING!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (sWM8x)
-------------

Little danger of that from you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mc5lZ)

201 "incel" is the new "slut"

Its the same kind of sex-based shaming that had people making a girl's life miserable and ruining her because she had premarital sex, in reverse. These are terrible people who should be mocked and ruined because they don't have premarital sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

202 Oh, or mind?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (T09ml)

203 Crossfire Hurricane makes its appearance. Thanks Sukelow

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (tkNkP)

204 you just know both of these woke, fat, lazy ass, skanks have skid marks a foot wide in their granny panties. i'll pass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (KP5rU)

205 I'll be those two would roll me in flour and ravage me.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (vtcmf)

206 Boobs, legs or butt?

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (T09ml)
----------

Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (Mc5lZ)

207 Men who won't date "woke" women?

I've seen personal ads by men who won't date Republican women, and ads placed by women who won't date Republican men. I'm sure there are gay dating websites that screen out Republicans. There are lots of bigots out there.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (pPNCa)

208 Too much b'donk'a'donk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

209 Am I the only one who believe's that Graham's hypothetical about Obama investigating Mitt's son was directed at Romney as a message , "Don't vote for witnesses, Mitt."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

210


ot

sekulow straightening schiff out
it's awesome

crossfire hurricane, etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (vEIlU)

211 Back in the day when I used match.com I knew there was absolutely zero lost by filtering out any profile that said "liberal" under political affiliation. If they were political enough to let you know they were liberal, it wasn't worth it no matter how good they looked.

And in an unsurprising correlation, they rarely looked that great.

Posted by: brak at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (kQ4UG)

212 Political lesbianism is a farce, some kind of self-hating hedge. Speaking on behalf of men, let me assure you that it's never entered a hetero man's head to suck a dick for "political reasons." If some chick is meeting ladies on tinder for scissoring, it's not because she's making a political statement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (lC04h)

213 <Looks at pic of two woke women. Grabs magic marker and draws eyes, nose, mouth on fist.>Still a better option."S'aright?""S'aright!"/Senor Winces

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (HaL55)

214 While I suspect there are some genuine cases of same-sex attraction, they're so vanishingly rare that it pretty much goes without saying that unless you were abused, it's a spook.

It's eerie how often molestation turns up in the background of gays and lesbians. Just noticed that again watching the documentary on former Patriots player Aaron Hernandez.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)

215 Boobs, legs or butt?

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (T09ml)
----------

Two, two and one....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)

216 Am I the only one who believe's that Graham's hypothetical about Obama investigating Mitt's son was directed at Romney as a message , "Don't vote for witnesses, Mitt."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (CqE5x)


precisely wordsmithed
no coincidence
we are talking Cruz and Graham who wrote it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

217 "(generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things."
The irony is staggering.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (iAwUQ)

218 Another article by Vicky Spratt:
"What do we do with women who go out with problematic men"

Uh, which is it: it's dangerous that they don't date feminists BUT it's problematic when they do.
I'll just laugh about your "My little sister got engaged and everyone keeps asking me if I'm OK" because LOLGF.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

219 Sekulow putting the boot to the neck of witnesses.


This trial wraps by Friday.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (0keV9)

220 Boobs, legs or butt?

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (T09ml)

Face. You can work on the others .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (U9Qbt)

221 "I, on the other hand, will not."

You shoot guns, have military family and presumably nice cans. I'd date you

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

222 Boobs, legs or butt?

Face. I'm a face man. I like the rest, but that's the dealbreaker or maker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

223 Pixy, could you please fix this blog where it will accept spaces like a normal blog.

I'm out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (HaL55)

224 The implicit transphobia of these women is startling.

Why isn't hooking up with a trans-man an option for these so-called "Woke Women"?

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (nOp4s)

225 Oh

My

God

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)

226 One more Q before a 15-minute break.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (ghFVE)

227 Who on earth would want to go out with a raving man-hater? And why would she want a man who would?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 03:29 PM (SFOr6)

That's how it ends you know, she can't find a man attractive that would want to date her. The male incel may be ousted by society; he may be a beast or a god. But the femcel? She is in a prison of her own making, which is where hell always begins.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (Eg9+v)

228 Any tabloid headlines out there about Bloomberg Muzzels Voter?

Posted by: Kazi at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (0x00j)

229 Kamala Harris is such a boring piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (0keV9)

230 Whatever happens, I sincerely hope Karen Gillan and Scarlett Johannsen don't become lesbians with each other and video it just to make a political point.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (aL0Hq)

231 Jay's answer- Democrats call witnesses, I'm calling witnesses

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (ZCEU2)

232 Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

233 I, on the other hand, will not.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I must have missed an update. Sorry to hear it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (jhfGG)

234
These are the same people with whom you can't even have a pleasant conversation as you're grabbing a cup of coffee. They bleat their identity politics at the sound of another voice.

Imagine what that would be like after a few dates. You'd be calling the suicide hotline.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

-------

Or going to Walmart at 3 in the morning to buy a shovel, a tarp, and quicklime. And bleach, lots and lots of bleach.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (+0uDE)

235 LOL-
Don't-
GF

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (8D42x)

236 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)

237 >>There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism." This refers to the sexual choices of women who are actually straight and attracted to men, but who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy.



Take that Dad!

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (We5nk)

238 This forum is just designed to give Schiff all the time in the world to bash Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (CqE5x)

239 Is a butt two things or one thing?

This is the kind of semantics argument I think the horde can handle.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (QLPEO)

240 Screeches about male gaze-rape, pushes for consent laws, etc.


Complains that they can't get laid.


These are the poster children for don't stick your dick in crazy, kids.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)

241 The key is to don't stick it into them and let their kind shrivel away into the dust of history. Find a strong, confident, conservative woman and have lots of kids (and raise them right).

Posted by: ERF at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (NxG7K)

242 I don't understand. Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?

Why aren't they GLAD that these "based" right-wingers self-identify as assholes who won't go near a lefty chick?

Doesn't that make the lefty-adies' dating-effort that much easier -- no need to winnow out the conservatives, because they don't like you anyway?

What's the problem here?

[Awkward silence.]

Ohhhhh, I see now:

Left-wing men are generally unattractive to you because they are high-estrogen feminized pretend-men soiboys, and ONLY RIGHT-WING MEN WITH THEIR HIGH-TESTOSTERONE FIRM JAWLINES AND MANLY BEHAVIOR GET YOU AROUSED.

Now I understand.

Too bad, ladies. You lost the game of life, and you didn't even realize it til just now.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

243
Okay, I am not in the dating market -- thank the gods -- but as a 29 year old who often is the lone male in groups of ten to two dozen females in jewelry classes, I gotta say that most of what they choose to talk about is out and out boring. It's not politics -- that seldom comes up -- but, for lack of a better term, "girl talk". To the extent that I participate, I offer witty bon mots or takeoffs on word plays that some get and appreciate, and the rest, well, miss the point.

Now, among our kids' generation, the Millennials, way, way too much politics infuses conversations. Error-infused and intolerantly expressed. I pity them, for they are on a glide path to frustrated and irrelevant boredom.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

244 Who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Schiff

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (CqE5x)

245 I was best man at a wedding in the late 90s where the couple had met on an online chat program (she was in DC and he was in New Mexico, so there's no way that would've happened otherwise). They're still happily married last I checked. Different things work for different people.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)


My younger daughter did online dating. When I first heard about it my immediate reaction was "that's fucked up" but the more I thought about it the more sense it made. She met her husband the old fashioned way at a party so that worked out well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (y7DUB)

246 Jeeeeez, the President is being above the law, they complain.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ghFVE)

247 "The Dangerous Rise of Men Who Won't Date 'Woke' Women"
.......

So there's hope for the human race after all?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

248 Incel is a misnomer. Most of those folks are too lazy to put in the effort to be the kind of person someone would want to be with. Their celibacy is voluntary. No one owes you sex, men have always competed for the interest and affection of women. Its the flip side of fat women complaining that alphas aren't attracted to them.

What pissed this woman off is, men declaring they have no interest in competing for women who don't just have nothing to offer in return, but are hostile and demeaning. BTW- doesn't like big eyebrows is less of a problem than women declaring they won't date men under 6'.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (xGZ+b)

249 Never stick the dik in crazy!
But a hand job is acceptable.

Posted by: Eeyore of 100 Acre Hood at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (CLteG)

250 I want a girl with a short skirt and some big eyebrows.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM


So...Brooke Shields?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ejd/p)

251 51 Remember that silly study that was trying to find out why all Lesbians are overweight?

What were the conclusions, other than too many Lesbians are fat?
___________________

They shove too much food into their pie-holes, and hardly ever move off of their lard asses?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (k4dH2)

252 lefty-adies = lefty-ladies

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (fK2gX)

253 ha, Schiff is now using the word treason.
And lamely trying to paint Trump as a tyrant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ufFY8)

254 It's a mistake for Democrat's to turn this Q&A into a farce. Senators are getting pissed off.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (VpIIl)

255 "A president who identifies the State as himself."

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ghFVE)

256 Remember, unless she's had surgery she can't do much about her tits, but if she's got a great ass you know she worked hard for it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (wCmLp)

257 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows

That's the moment the last undecided watcher realized that they had nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

258 239 - 1 they are connected

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ZCEU2)

259 Political lesbianism?

Oh Lysistrata again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (TVFNI)

260 L'etat, c'est moi.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

261 Face. I'm a face man. I like the rest, but that's the dealbreaker or maker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

THANK YOU

Posted by: Templeton Peck at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (aL0Hq)

262
flings sock into the hamper

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

263 176 Thing is, those womyn will get dates.

I, on the other hand, will not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

It's 1/29/20

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

264 The urge to throat punch him is strong in me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ufFY8)

265 What's wrong with not wanting to date a psycho? Would she want a psycho?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

266 242 Left-wing men are generally unattractive to you because they are high-estrogen feminized pretend-men soiboys, and ONLY RIGHT-WING MEN WITH THEIR HIGH-TESTOSTERONE FIRM JAWLINES AND MANLY BEHAVIOR GET YOU AROUSED.

Now I understand.

Too bad, ladies. You lost the game of life, and you didn't even realize it til just now.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

They always have door number two : Islam.

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (UnA8+)

267 So if I have this correct asking a woman out on a date is like rape but also not asking them out on a date is also like rape too.

Posted by: Augustine at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (BDZWU)

268 Tim missed one of the MAIN reason I won't date a 'woke' woman.

Its dangerous. THEY will make false allegations, just like mattress girl did, that could ruin your life.

I'm not going to ask for F'n permission to kiss you. I'm not going to get written consent to put my hand on your butt while in the midst of trying to find out if you will sleep with me.

But THEY believe these normal mating behaviors are so beyond the pale, that they will RUIN YOUR LIFE instead of simply rejecting your advance.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

269 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows

They're misrepresenting it *again*? Trump says on the tape that women in Hollywood will let you grab it for parts in movies (see also: Streep, Meryl). He doesn't say he himself grabbed a damn thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (ZGrMX)

270 I want a girl with a short skirt and some big eyebrows.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

So...Brooke Shields?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

That singer girl named after a dude?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

271 Boobs or butt?

As long as they are snoring does it really matter?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (0x00j)

272 Well, I see the Palis have rejected the Trump peace plan although even I thought they were offered way too much. They have decided that there needs to be more killin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (r+sAi)

273 That one on the left is asking a lot of her Spanxx.

Never go full Ana Navaro, ladies.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (We5nk)

274 Old and busted: Lesbians just need one good experience to turn them straight

New hotness: Political lesbians who really still want hetero sex just need one good gay guy to turn them into SMOD you have deserted all of us.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (yL25O)

275 I don't understand. Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?
.........

so they can trick them into marriage and take half their shit?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

276 My new charity: D Cells for Femcels

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (k8ebL)

277 Whatever happened to the story about Schiff, that Buck guy and his gay drug den? Was that BS?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (VpIIl)

278 Here's a guy who went a bit too far looking for an alternative to woke women...

"Church leader caught trying to pay for gay sex with Arby's gift card"

https://tinyurl.com/s4k7ljb

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

279 But in the tape, he said, "They let you." This is simply true.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (ghFVE)

280 I really wish we hadn't torn down Chesterton's fence. It's becoming increasingly and painfully obvious that societal mores about sex and marriage were there for a good and effective reason.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (KUaJL)

281 The femi-nazi that spewed this is actually rather attractive when not scowling., defiantly a 1. Too bad about the ideology.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

282 She thinks it's (generally white) men who say openly sexist and misogynistic things? Another white chick "journalist" with racial observations whose never spent five minutes in a black neighborhood.

Posted by: Al Crapton at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (GlmxK)

283 236 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows


really tho bc that just cracks me up nowadays

a stupid rambling story with a D list actor/Bushie in a trailer

yeah whatever! I still say he was kinda funny and self deprecating on that tape. I wouldn't say "it's a perfect secret recording" but it certainly is no big deal. he didn't DO it he was theorizing. I just said stuff 10x more shocking than that to my kids on our way back from school lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Rarvo)

284 239
Is a butt two things or one thing?



This is the kind of semantics argument I think the horde can handle.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (QLPEO)

Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's plural. Two cheeks.It's a syzygy, that is, the joining of entities (cheeks) without loss of identities.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

285 Spend an afternoon on any major dating app and you'll come across
(generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things. They
might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in
their bios.


No spitters

Posted by: Count de Monet, lumpenproletariat at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (q1Pj5)

286 275 I don't understand. Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?
.........

so they can trick them into marriage and take half their shit?
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

DING DING DING! Tell him what he's won, Johnny!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

287 278 Here's a guy who went a bit too far looking for an alternative to woke women...

"Church leader caught trying to pay for gay sex with Arby's gift card"

https://tinyurl.com/s4k7ljb
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

"Gimme dat roast beef."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (KUaJL)

288 "The claim of absolute immunity"

LOL, a complete lie.
Good Lord.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (ufFY8)

289 So if I understand correctly, left wing women are refusing to go with men. Or even to go near them.

So once again the theory of evolution is proved to be true.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (T09ml)

290 No one dates anymore unless you're 29. It's all about hooking up, meeting up with friends or chatting on the internet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (U9Qbt)

291 I'm in favor of dick pic residuals.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (LxhKk)

292
bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows

Not sure what Trump said in it that wasn't absolutely true.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (7rVsF)

293 Boobs, legs or butt?

Whichever one she will let me spooge on.

Posted by: Eeyore of 100 Acre Hood at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (CLteG)

294 Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?

Because they want an excuse to let go of control and actually enjoy themselves, and they can't do that with a weak emasculated "feminist" man.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (wCmLp)

295 >>Sulkowicz isn't a looker on a good day. How completely backed up would a
guy have to be to say, "Fuck it, I'll take my chances," given her

history?


After reading her article about dating a conservative and hanging out with people like Jonathan Haidt, I got the vibe that she's a charming con artist and a chameleon. This is just her new persona, after the "rape victim" and "bondage performance artist" personas got stale.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

296 234 -

Or going to Walmart at 3 in the morning to buy a shovel, a tarp, and quicklime. And bleach, lots and lots of bleach.


Lot of empty silver mines in the deserts out west, save you some digging.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (xGZ+b)

297 >>Church leader caught trying to pay for gay sex with Arby's gift card

Arby's does have the meat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

298
4 what is the deal with the big fucking eyebrows?!?!

they do not look good
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (Rarvo)


Have you any idea how much it would cost to hire a lawn maintenance crew to trim and fully sculpt a unibrow? Well, have you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (pNxlR)

299 Feminism: The Ultimate Daddy Issue

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (+0AKE)

300 271
Boobs or butt?



As long as they are snoring does it really matter?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (0x00j)

Bill Cosby knows the trouble with woke women.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (1CjJc)

301 Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's
plural. Two cheeks.It's a syzygy, that is, the joining of entities
(cheeks) without loss of identities.


Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

This is so callipygous.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (ufFY8)

302 She's not mad they won't date her. She thinks they should be forbidden from dating *anyone*.

It's the other females she hates more than anybody else. Guaranteed.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (aL0Hq)

303 >> I don't understand. Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?


They've heard rumors of a thing called 'The Female Orgasm'.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (We5nk)

304 279
But in the tape, he said, "They let you." This is simply true.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (ghFVE)

Trump did nothing wrong. If anything, they're pissed because he is admitting that sex abuse in hollywood isn't totally one-sided.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (Eg9+v)

305 Oh lord, senator Harris, living down to the stupidity we expect, cited the pussy tape as reason to impeach Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (vPKfA)

306 I don't see this thread ending well.

Later y'all!

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (m45I2)

307 I think Schiff just dissed the SC. Bet Roberts doesn't like that. Lol.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (R0z7P)

308 Is a butt two things or one thing?

Ask Buttigieg's husband.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (pPNCa)

309 117 Sulkowicz isn't a looker on a good day. How completely backed up would a guy have to be to say, "Fuck it, I'll take my chances," given her history?

My guess is, she does the butt stuff.

Posted by: The Diceman at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (XN+hF)

310 "They might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in their bios."

Um. Yeah. Is there anyone who posts "love dating psychos?" or "big eyebrows are the bomb"? Nope. N-O-P-E.

Show me a single woman who loves psychos and wants to eat those giant Caterpillar eyebrows off the psychos head.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (+DS2f)

311 >>Bill Cosby knows the trouble with woke women.


Bad Dosage.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (We5nk)

312 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows


------

So now being a perceived poon hound is grounds for impeachment??

Do they think through the ramifications of their shit to their own party??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

313 309 117 Sulkowicz isn't a looker on a good day. How completely backed up would a guy have to be to say, "Fuck it, I'll take my chances," given her history?

My guess is, she does the butt stuff.
Posted by: The Diceman at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (XN+hF)

On the first hookup, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

314 Bongino's podcast today is epic.

All the same players involved in the Russia Hoax are also involved in this Ukraine mess, and Soros backed the company that first started the hoax in 2018 that involved Parnas with a complaint to the Southern Dist of NY.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (fp3O8)

315 Fuck you pixy

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (HU45H)

316 214 While I suspect there are some genuine cases of same-sex attraction, they're so vanishingly rare that it pretty much goes without saying that unless you were abused, it's a spook.

It's eerie how often molestation turns up in the background of gays and lesbians. Just noticed that again watching the documentary on former Patriots player Aaron Hernandez.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)
---
I think one of the reasons Big Ghey now insists that homosexuality is genetically determined is to deny the role of the molestation of children. There is zero evidence supporting the idea that homosexual orientation is genetic in origin.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

317 Cheer up girls, there's never been a better time to die frustrated,.sad and alone.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (6/uwW)

318 I really wish we hadn't torn down Chesterton's fence. It's becoming increasingly and painfully obvious that societal mores about sex and marriage were there for a good and effective reason.

A tough point to push, given that even around here its roundly attacked and mocked. The truth is that modesty and restraint lead to a better society and greater stability, but it requires self sacrifice and discipline which few people are willing or even able to offer in modern society.

Spend an afternoon on any major dating app and you'll come across
(generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things. They
might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in
their bios.


"And I bet they aren't even 6 foot tall or make 6 figure incomes minimum!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

319 Oh Lysistrata again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (TVFNI)


Gwyneth told me a Starbucks douche would clear it up!

Posted by: Patty Murrayn at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (0x00j)

320 310 "They might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in their bios."

Um. Yeah. Is there anyone who posts "love dating psychos?" or "big eyebrows are the bomb"? Nope. N-O-P-E.

Show me a single woman who loves psychos and wants to eat those giant Caterpillar eyebrows off the psychos head.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (+DS2f)

Khrushchev hardest hit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

321 Well, I see the Palis have rejected the Trump peace plan although even I thought they were offered way too much. They have decided that there needs to be more killin.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (r+sAi)


There's no plausible scenario in which they don't go full retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (y7DUB)

322 Modern feminist boob job instructions to their plastic surgeon:

"Make them big enough that I can yell at men for staring at them."

Posted by: An Observation at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (5UsFs)

323 >>Bill Cosby knows the trouble with woke women.

Bad Dosage.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (We5nk)


"Good morninggg!! Let's celebrate the day with some nice Jell-O puddinnnngggggg!!!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (L2ZTs)

324 QUESTION 26, from Harris to House managers:

Nixon said, "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." Trump said, "When you're a star, they let you do it." If Senate fails to hold the president accountable, how would that undermine our system of justice?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (cF8AT)

325 >>Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?


A guess?
Sex is power, empowering. Not dating her is denying her (sexual) power over him.
Also, there's a lot more beta guys now and deep down these feminists crave a take-charge, dominating guy (see: millions of people loving "50 Shades of Gray").

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

326 149 Step 1 is 'Cut a hole in the box'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 03:26 PM (l4C/z)


*tears of laughter*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (sy5kK)

327 By the by, maybe he wants Peterson as a dinner guest to argue with him? Or just to hear him out? I mean, the imagination on these psycho big eyebrow dames is certainly wanting.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (+DS2f)

328 "If you allow a person to obstruct Congress so completely"

--Schiff

LIKE HE'S DOING.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ghFVE)

329 No spitters


Posted by: Count de Monet, lumpenproletariat at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (q1Pj5)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (1CjJc)

330 I really wish we hadn't torn down Chesterton's fence. It's becoming increasingly and painfully obvious that societal mores about sex and marriage were there for a good and effective reason.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++++
It wasn't Chesterton's fence. It's purpose wasn't unknown.

It was torn down deliberately and for precisely this outcome. The feminists in the 60s - all of whom we would now describe as "cultural marxists" - deliberately sought to destroy the family, end marriage and eliminate taboo so as to tear down the culture and subvert it for their own purposes.

Your average feminist on the street, the fellow travelers, wouldn't have heard of this but their commanding-heights leadership were explicitly seeking it. It was deliberate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (I2dne)

331 Shiffty is a piece of work

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)

332 "Church leader caught trying to pay for gay sex with Arby's gift card"


WE HAVE THE MEAT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

333 Does this dress make my feminism look fat?


Not necessarily but those smug faces make you repulsive.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ZS+GP)

334 Screeches about male gaze-rape, pushes for consent laws, etc.

Complains that they can't get laid.


Saw a version of this on the Twatter this morning. Infamous douchenozzle Anil Dash was whining about teenage boys learning that feminism is terrible on YouTube. A teenage boy replied to him and said "All the left tells us is that we're terrible and defective for things we have no control over. The right treats us like people. Why are you surprised?"

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ZGrMX)

335 Bill Cosby knows the trouble with woke women.

----

They remember things??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

336 I just finished reviewing and commenting on about 30 state bills that were just introduced. Then I turned to the impeachment on YouTube and Schiff was on. Ugh...AND I'M ON THE WAGON!

I gotta go hit something later.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (hmgiv)

337 For Christmas my mom gave me a fireman calendar and a bunch of batteries.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (LxhKk)

338 Kamala Harris is another individual screaming to be beaten into the mire of their own blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (CLteG)

339 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)
........

and Roberts just sits there?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

340 153
Men won't commit to us, due to our outspoken feminism.

Posted by: Daily Affirmation by Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at January 29, 2020 03:27 PM (PbpT7)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE FEMINIST BATTLE CRY WAS ALWAYS WOMEN NEED A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BICYCLE AND THE MEN SAY OKIEDOKE AND NOW THEY ARE ALL HELLA PISSED YELLING WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

341 Look at some of the guys out there today. They make these ladies look like prizes. If you have female children, you know what I'm saying. They are mostly all in love with themselves (because momma told them so), lazy (work smarter, not harder), "self employed" (AKA unemployed, but they are gonna get that big break!) and want to keep going out with the boys, even after they get married, because "that's their right" or something. Losers.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

342 Mitt near the mics.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (ghFVE)

343 They've heard rumors of a thing called 'The Female Orgasm'.

Posted by: garrett


"Is that when you drug them and rape them, then go to a rally to condemn trump for his mistreatment of women?"
--Soi Boi McOnesie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

344 Prince Harry is a cautionary tale about dating leftists.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (ExV1e)

345 Key excerpt: I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle:
I'm really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but
I'm also really into dick.



Just an FYI for the embittered whore who posed the question: if you're "really into dick", you aren't, in fact, repelled by heterosexuality on a personal level. You are a heterosexual. Either shut up and go ride some random dude's pole to get your jollies, or quit whining and invest in a quality dildo or 20.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (rP4OC)

346 >>"Church leader caught trying to pay for gay sex with Arby's gift card"


Everyone knows you also need at least 2 packets of Horseradish Sauce to get any hot action.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (We5nk)

347 Show me where, in the articles of impeachment, the p*ssy tape is mentioned, Senator?

-Things John Iscariot Roberts would ask if he possessed testicles.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)

348 "You're all a bunch of hate-filled rapist oppressors! Why won't you go out with me?"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

349 The NSC sends a letter on the 26th saying that they are denying the release of Bolton's book because it is full of secret and top secret information. The very same day the leak goes to Haberman at the NYT.

These clowns are so transparent it's embarrassing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

350 Oh lord, senator Harris, living down to the stupidity we expect, cited the pussy tape as reason to impeach Trump
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (vPKfA)
++++++++++++
Is any action taken prior to the presidency in-scope for impeachment? Assume it is as bad as they say. Assume it was in fact illegal (neither is true, of course). It happened before he was president. How do you even impeach for that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)

351 305
Oh lord, senator Harris, living down to the stupidity we expect, cited the pussy tape as reason to impeach Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (vPKfA)

I get the sense that they know the farce is over and are just throwing things at the wall now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (1CjJc)

352 339 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)
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Let 'em. I just shows how shallow their arguments are.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

353 If this "woman" went to a bar and kept her mouth shut she could find some drunk guy who would shove a dick into her, but she won't keep her mouth shut.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JUOKG)

354 I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (QCc6B)

355 347 Show me where, in the articles of impeachment, the p*ssy tape is mentioned, Senator?

-Things John Iscariot Roberts would ask if he possessed testicles.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)

Maybe after the break.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ghFVE)

356 C-Span2 saying meeting between the Turtle and Murk the votes are there to end this without witnesses.

Finger crossed

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)

357 Look at some of the guys out there today. They make these ladies look like prizes. If you have female children, you know what I'm saying. They are mostly all in love with themselves (because momma told them so), lazy (work smarter, not harder), "self employed" (AKA unemployed, but they are gonna get that big break!) and want to keep going out with the boys, even after they get married, because "that's their right" or something. Losers.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)


The women aren't any better. Morbidly obese, heavily tattooed, single mothers, or careerists who think they'll somehow take a break in their mid thirties to have the two kids and then back on the corporate ladder. Obnoxious lefty politics. etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (wCmLp)

358 I'm thinking Mitt gets fed into the 3" chipper, alive.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (CLteG)

359 Nixon said, "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." Trump said, "When you're a star, they let you do it." If Senate fails to hold the president accountable, how would that undermine our system of justice?




Is the House impeaching Trump over something he did on Celebrity Apprentice?

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

360 "The claim of absolute immunity"

Yeah.

NO CRIME.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (Boy/L)

361 I like to stick two plastic straws in my nostrils and knock on the door. If her comment refers to my immaturity and not the use of plastic straws...she's a keeper.

If she makes no reference to the straws at all...then I know the dating site followed my instructions specifically, and she's legally blind.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (4ODl6)

362 >>I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.


How you doin'?

Posted by: Frida Kahlo at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (We5nk)

363 The NSC sends a letter on the 26th saying that they are denying the release of Bolton's book because it is full of secret and top secret information. The very same day the leak goes to Haberman at the NYT.

These clowns are so transparent it's embarrassing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

Hope Barr is looking into this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (85Gof)

364 269 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows

They're misrepresenting it *again*? Trump says on the tape that women in Hollywood will let you grab it for parts in movies (see also: Streep, Meryl). He doesn't say he himself grabbed a damn thing.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Of course they are and it REALLY hurt Orange Man Bad during the last election didn't it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (HU45H)

365 Tim Scott!
SC

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (ghFVE)

366 Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

Need a shirt that says, "Bicycle shop closed."

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (Eg9+v)

367 I think the whole point of swiping left or right was not having to explain yourself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

368 bringing up p*ssy tape, lowest of lows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)
........

and Roberts just sits there?
=========
I've got my own problems.

Posted by: John "its a tax" Roberts at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (y9aNO)

369 I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.
Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (QCc6B)


Bushy eyebrows that are neatly groomed are far better than pencil-thin lines.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (wCmLp)

370 345 Key excerpt: I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle:
I'm really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but
I'm also really into dick.


Just an FYI for the embittered whore who posed the question: if you're "really into dick", you aren't, in fact, repelled by heterosexuality on a personal level. You are a heterosexual. Either shut up and go ride some random dude's pole to get your jollies, or quit whining and invest in a quality dildo or 20.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (rP4OC)

Speaking of sex pickles...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

371 They've heard rumors of a thing called 'The Female Orgasm'.



Posted by: garrett

Come on garrett, thats just crazy talk. sheesh.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (hmgiv)

372 Oh lord, senator Harris, living down to the stupidity we expect, cited the pussy tape as reason to impeach Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (vPKfA)

I get the sense that they know the farce is over and are just throwing things at the wall now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (1CjJc)
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I think you right. Now it's "get as many cheap shots in before this thing is over" for the Dem's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

373 Lemme guess, you work in the vitally important Human Resources sector?
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Zo1XC)

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With a pyramid-scheme side hustle.

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (kZVsz)

374 >>"The claim of absolute immunity"


I read that as Clam.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (We5nk)

375 214 While I suspect there are some genuine cases of same-sex attraction, they're so vanishingly rare that it pretty much goes without saying that unless you were abused, it's a spook.

It's eerie how often molestation turns up in the background of gays and lesbians. Just noticed that again watching the documentary on former Patriots player Aaron Hernandez.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)

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Imprinting from their first sexual experience?

Maybe that is why no one can find the gay gene?

The "genetic" gays are swamped by the created gays?

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (+0uDE)

376 I don't think Roberts is allowed to question anything except procedure, is he?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (cF8AT)

377 Is the House impeaching Trump over something he did on Celebrity Apprentice?
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

That is next week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (85Gof)

378 This article was written about me. I'm 42 and single, but I have no satisfactory local prospects because I live in Austin and refuse to date left wing women. I have three dating app bios, all stating up front: "I'm conservative, so if you're on the left we're not a match." Woke lefty women, which constitute literally +90% of my dating pool, ignore that caveat and message me every day. They have no idea what a turnoff their politics are. Or their tattoos, or their feminism, or everything else signalling their unattractive and relationship-sabotaging dogma. I've had great conversations with women around the world through dating apps, but never with any women in the liberal incubator of Austin. I refuse to potentially have children with anyone who could teach my future child they could be a boy or a girl. That's not happening.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (tgRox)

379 Pay for the date - whatever. Listen ladies, I don't really give a shit either way. Just:

1) Communicate your expectations.
2) Don't be a bitch about it either way.

If I offer to pay, just say "Hey let's split it" or simply offer a gracious thank-you. I've had women pay for me and my response is "Seriously? Right on!" There is no man on earth who will object to splitting the check. And if I pay, no, I don't expect to molest you later. I hope I impressed you a little with my wealth and generosity. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (+DS2f)

380 If this "woman" went to a bar and kept her mouth shut she could find some drunk guy who would shove a dick into her, but she won't keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JUOKG)


I've seen fat thighs and even fat knees, but whoa- those are some very LARGE calves.

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

381 Tim Scott: "We will have 51 senators that are FULLY INVESTED, we won't have wavering Senators."
That was a curiously interesting comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (ufFY8)

382 I don't trust any woman that would find me appealing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (+0AKE)

383 "She thinks it's (generally white) men who say openly
sexist and misogynistic things? Another white chick "journalist" with
racial observations whose never spent five minutes in a black
neighborhood.


Posted by: Al Crapton"


Or payed attention to rap lyrics. But passing judgement on that filth would be racist so not allowed.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (MxEKc)

384 I don't think Roberts is allowed to question anything except procedure, is he?
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (cF8AT)

Bathroom and food breaks. Oh and diaper breaks for nadler

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (85Gof)

385 "We will now hear from the Clam of Immunity..."

Posted by: Justice Roberts at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (We5nk)

386 "Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:42 PM (wCmLp)"

If I had to date today, I would probably head to Alaska and become a homesteader somewhere around Barrow Alaska.

There are so few decent people to choose from, it's depressing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (VpIIl)

387
sekulow straightening schiff out
it's awesome

crossfire hurricane, etc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


(Can't get no) Satisfaction

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (aKsyK)

388 364 Of course they are and it REALLY hurt Orange Man Bad during the last election didn't it?

When America shrugged and said: "Oh, this guy who's been a world-renowned horndog for decades is a horndog? You don't say."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (XN+hF)

389 The thing is nobody ever denied that what Trump said about hollywood actresses is true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (r+sAi)

390 We desperately need a conversation about untreated mental illness in this country.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (DU2N9)

391 It was torn down deliberately and for precisely this outcome

It wasn't just the feminists; it was gays like Michel Foucault and other writers who were also out to destroy marriage and the family. A number of the out-and-proud openly admitted that the reason they were pushing for gay marriage was to subvert marriage as an institution.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (pPNCa)

392 #227 A quote for the ages!

"The male incel may be ousted by society; he may be a beast or a god. But the femcel? She is in a prison of her own making, which is where hell always begins."

Posted by: Crucible at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (CClpm)

393 356 C-Span2 saying meeting between the Turtle and Murk the votes are there to end this without witnesses.

Finger crossed
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)
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I'm going to say a few Hail Marry's.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

394 Somebody needs to question Schiff about colluding with Russian shock jocks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

395 I'll just act like I didn't hear any of that sex talk.

Posted by: John "I'm a Closet Pedo" Roberts at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (CLteG)

396 They might say "no psychos" or that they "fucking hate big eyebrows" in their bios.

So... having big eyebrows means you're woke? Why, because it implies you don't pluck them because you don't want to be imprisoned by the "Male Gaze" or whatever the fuck feminazis are complaining about today? I'm pretty sure the lemon-faced spinster-to-be who wrote that probably wouldn't date a prematurely bald man with a beer gut either, because aesthetics matter to lots of people.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

397


Imprinting from their first sexual experience?



Maybe that is why no one can find the gay gene?



The "genetic" gays are swamped by the created gays?



Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (+0uDE)

Well, there is evidence that women absorb dna from men with whom they have intercourse...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (Eg9+v)

398 If I had to date today, I would probably head to Alaska and become a homesteader somewhere around Barrow Alaska.

There are so few decent people to choose from, it's depressing.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (VpIIl)


Part of the reason that I want to get out of Ohio for some place like DC, or preferably Texas. But more likely I'll end up on some small farm by myself, brewing mead, making cheese and sausage, and working in my forge on the weekends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (wCmLp)

399 This article was written about me. I'm 42 and single, but I have no satisfactory local prospects because I live in Austin and refuse to date left wing women. I have three dating app bios, all stating up front: "I'm conservative, so if you're on the left we're not a match." Woke lefty women, which constitute literally +90% of my dating pool, ignore that caveat and message me every day. They have no idea what a turnoff their politics are. Or their tattoos, or their feminism, or everything else signalling their unattractive and relationship-sabotaging dogma. I've had great conversations with women around the world through dating apps, but never with any women in the liberal incubator of Austin. I refuse to potentially have children with anyone who could teach my future child they could be a boy or a girl. That's not happening.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (tgRox)

Cedar Park? Round Rock? Steinr Ranch? Maybe join UTCC or an alumnae group; golf ; boat or shoot- lots of conservative women at all these places. ( I know. -- its so easy when you're not out there...)

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

400 Had to look up this Vicky Spratt person. I was expecting a pink-haired chubbo in neon Buddy Holly glasses. But if the beer goggles are thick enough, she looks just a bit like Denise Richards.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (BeYX8)

401 >>Tim Scott: "We will have 51 senators that are FULLY INVESTED, we won't have wavering Senators."

8:00 am this morning. SMOG witnesses! We're all gonna die!

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

402 Eh maybe the pussy tape will stop people from voting for him in 2020. Didn't work in 2016 but go with it.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (aL0Hq)

403 the lamentations of woke women. life is good.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (nFwvY)

404 This is all because Vindaman wanted me to grab his kitsa.

Posted by: The Donald at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (0x00j)

405 Not found

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (aL0Hq)

406 >>I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.


How you doin'?
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at January 29, 2020

++++

God I love AoSHQ.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (T09ml)

407 Things John Iscariot Roberts would ask if he possessed testicles.

He's not coming up with the questions, he's just reading what people offer him and controlling procedure. He's mostly just a referee here.

And yes, I think we're at the desperate parting few shots phase of the operation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

408 389 The thing is nobody ever denied that what Trump said about hollywood actresses is true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (r+sAi)
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Or confirmed that he actually did it. It truly was "locker room talk".

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (G0vdT)

409 Please allow this sham end Friday

no one will care about this come November, no one

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (rpxSz)

410 legalinsurrection.com/trump crushes bolton,if i listened to him we would be in world war six by now
https://tinyurl.com/v3xlyly

That will leave a mark

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

411 For a group of people who recently said they wouldn't F any guy who voted for Trump.

That pretty much left them with limp dick soy and pajama boys.

And what's with that chick who is 'into dick'.
Now imagine the backblast if a guy referred to women strictly as a body part he wanted to use.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (e284m)

412 Schumer sneaking up to the mic.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (ghFVE)

413

Left-wing men are generally unattractive to you because they are high-estrogen feminized pretend-men soiboys, and ONLY RIGHT-WING MEN WITH THEIR HIGH-TESTOSTERONE FIRM JAWLINES AND MANLY BEHAVIOR GET YOU AROUSED.

Now I understand.

Too bad, ladies. You lost the game of life, and you didn't even realize it til just now.
Posted by: zombie


Really, the tragedy is that it's of their own making, but really, the entitlement is astounding. Incels can't get laid because they got some sort of terrible genetic break, and somehow developed enough of a chip on their shoulder that they can't compensate for it and settle (like people used to do). This (these) women are quite literally expressing the exact same entitlement.

There are incels out there. We know them and have seen them. They are shit out of luck. But just about any woman who isn't morbidly obese and lacking in basic personal hygiene can get laid. "Dating"---whatever that is---requires compromise, as does any relationship. By stating that she is never going to compromise on strident, ephemeral, intangible, and generally irrational beliefs in order to build a stable and loving relationship with another human being, I'd submit the feminist-cel is by far more reprehensible than the embittered incel, whose attitude is likely to account for only 10-20% of his inability to land any tail.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (SFOr6)

414 Here in Ohio there is a radio ad for an attorney who defends college men accused of sexual assault. He recommends the couple text each other consent prior to any/all acts. Is texting while drunk still consent? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Archie Peter Griffin at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (LxhKk)

415 Schumer: "So many untruths in the President's lawyers case."
"The need for witnesses came in even stronger."
What a tool.
"Dershowitz's argument was just false."




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (ufFY8)

416 Life comes at you fast.

If it weren't for hysteria, this place would have no steria at all.

Or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

417 I refuse to potentially have children with anyone
who could teach my future child they could be a boy or a girl. That's
not happening.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (tgRox)

Good on you.

If I were in the dating pool, I might go just for the fun of it, to mix things up.

But at the end of the evening, I would have to stand up and proclaim loudly like the soup nazi, "No soup for you!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (1CjJc)

418 382
I don't trust any woman that would find me appealing.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2020 03:43 PM (+0AKE)

That's why I married her. Gotta keep a close eye on 'er....

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (Eg9+v)

419 Tim Scott: "We will have 51 senators that are FULLY INVESTED, we won't have wavering Senators."

Dear Mitt,

Burst into flames.

Love,

Tim

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (Boy/L)

420 OMG!

ABC News is giving up???

The votes are there to NOT call witnesses?

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (+0uDE)

421 The thing is nobody ever denied that what Trump said about hollywood actresses is true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (r+sAi)

Mature of the re[bulciants to not let that devolve into a Clinton rape/Epstein rape/Weinstein rape/ Ed Buck murder rape + Shciffyt Shiff iscussion

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

422 I'm so, SO glad I'm married. Even on our worst days, I'm grateful I'm not out "there".

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (7Fj9P)

423 That will leave a mark

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

WWVI
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (ufFY8)

424 Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

Don't disagree but the gate keeping system women used to control has been turned on its head. These guys continue to get rewarded despite their behavior.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (U9Qbt)

425 I saw The Clam of Absolute Immunity open for the Chili Peppers in 97

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (aL0Hq)

426 Yea. Bitter man-hating fat feminist that wrote this Article? Swipe Left.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (DRgs8)

427 Her question is really whether it is ethical to cruise gay hook-up sites
cruising for The D, even though she's a woman. She wants the D from gay
guys because she hates straight guys so much. But she also doesn't want
to intrude on "gay spaces."



I want to know why a heterosexual woman thinks she's so hot she can get a GAY MAN sexually aroused.

It's really no different than the trans-hysterics who are all, "If you're gay and you don't date transmen, you're transphobic!"


I love the argument that transgenders can't find anyone to date. We're regularly told that there are hundreds of different gender identities. Based on those odds, the trans-hysterics should be able to take their pick of the pansexual, omnisexual, bisexual, etc, crop. So what's the problem?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

428 What's next? Ellen Jamesians I rekon.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (DveAR)

429 253 ha, Schiff is now using the word treason.
And lamely trying to paint Trump as a tyrant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:34 PM (ufFY


Get back to me when he calls Trump a baby killer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

430 Where are all the G spots at in Australia?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (Tu54I)

431 "Part of the reason that I want to get out of Ohio for some place like DC, or preferably Texas. But more likely I'll end up on some small farm by myself, brewing mead, making cheese and sausage, and working in my forge on the weekends.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (wCmLp)"

I have to get my family out of New York. It's a shithole. Literally. Even in the suburbs the people suck, and the people moving in, if the speak English, suck worse. There is almost nobody who respects traditional values, or who has enough self awareness to realize there is no reason for their personal conceit. God, I hate people.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

432
I saw The Wavering Senators open for The Dead Presidents at the Iowa State Fair in 2009.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

433 Yes, that was a very clever move by @LindseyGrahamSC. That was a notice, for sure.

Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
Holy crap they brought up Mitt Romney's son!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (BqBId)

434 Tom Tillis being interviewed by Hemmer.

Martha McCallum yammering on a live mic in the background.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

435 Heh, Schumer is becoming increasingly shrill. He knows he's lost.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

436 Redacted -We know this ends Friday, the Democrats will start over Monday but fk em

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)

437 WWVI LMFAO

Politics will NEVER be this good again.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (aL0Hq)

438 403
the lamentations of woke women. life is good.





Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 03:46 PM (nFwvY)

I gotta be honest. When I was thinking about prospective lamentations, I was expecting at least a little eye candy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (1CjJc)

439 Or payed attention to rap lyrics. But passing judgement on that filth would be racist so not allowed.


Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 03:44 PM (MxEKc)

THIS. I stopped going to a local boxing gym I loved because the new young boxers (supposedly being groomed for pro) took over and played vile lyrics too loud to be ignored. Oh. yeah and they were baby daddies that brought their young daughters with them.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (hmgiv)

440 The one on the left looks like a midwit "escort."

The one on the right needs to learn how to make a proper espresso.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (qSCcj)

441 405.. ha almost. Only TJM has the 404 game down to a near science.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (HU45H)

442 I've been thinking about Joe Biden. I know, both off topic and a waste of time.
But I don't see his appeal to anyone.
He's a soft handed parasite who's become wealthy without a single day of useful work. Old fashioned leftists should despise him.
He's a creep. Feminists should also loathe him.
He's an idiot. Pretend elitists should be revolted by him.
The only people I can understand supporting him are neverTrumpers who might see him as the least objectionable alternative to the hated Trump.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

443 294 Why would a feminist WANT a right-wing man to fuck them?

Because they want an excuse to let go of control and actually enjoy themselves, and they can't do that with a weak emasculated "feminist" man.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:37 PM (wCmLp)

I'd say because afterwards they can cry "rape!" and put the guy in jail. Because "believe all women."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (d6Ksn)

444 Tim Scott: "We will have 51 senators that are FULLY INVESTED, we won't have wavering Senators."


Invested in the Ukraine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (+0AKE)

445 Well, I see the Palis have rejected the Trump peace plan although even I thought they were offered way too much. They have decided that there needs to be more killin.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 03:35 PM (r+sAi)

There's no plausible scenario in which they don't go full retard.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (y7DUB)

Jared Kushner was quoted this morning as saying that this is one more attempt to offer a solution and a way forward to the Palestinains. He actually said, "let's see if they screw it up, like they have screwed up every other attempt at peace and prosperity offered to them."

Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (PDFnL)

446 You know who else swiped left?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (aL0Hq)

447 435 Heh, Schumer is becoming increasingly shrill. He knows he's lost.
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

I never would have known, because he's on mute.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ghFVE)

448 435
Heh, Schumer is becoming increasingly shrill. He knows he's lost.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

Yeah, teh cocksucker is flailing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ufFY8)

449 378 This article was written about me. I'm 42 and single, but I have no satisfactory local prospects because I live in Austin and refuse to date left wing women. I have three dating app bios, all stating up front: "I'm conservative, so if you're on the left we're not a match." Woke lefty women, which constitute literally +90% of my dating pool, ignore that caveat and message me every day. They have no idea what a turnoff their politics are. Or their tattoos, or their feminism, or everything else signalling their unattractive and relationship-sabotaging dogma. I've had great conversations with women around the world through dating apps, but never with any women in the liberal incubator of Austin. I refuse to potentially have children with anyone who could teach my future child they could be a boy or a girl. That's not happening.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr


Try living in Seattle. And being over 29 (eh, a little over 50), female, conservative and a bit fluffy. Oh, with white hair. Prospects are ZERO.

oh well. I should start collecting cats.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

450 I'm surprised "grab them by the pussy" didn't get it's own impeachment count.Oh well,maybe next time.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (KNsKs)

451 You know who else swiped left?

Lou Brock?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (Boy/L)

452 420
OMG!



ABC News is giving up???



The votes are there to NOT call witnesses?





Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM (+0uDE)
The plan goes forth. Now we scream conspiracy and cover up!
Back to the NEXT impeachment effort where we impeach Trump for not helping us impeach him the first time!

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (e284m)

453 But more likely I'll end up on some small farm by myself, brewing mead, making cheese and sausage, and working in my forge on the weekends.

That doesn't sound like a half-bad deal...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (7s3Gx)

454 It's probably the one time Schumer doesn't enjoy being on camera.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (qSCcj)

455 >>Jared Kushner was quoted this morning as saying that this is one more attempt to offer a solution and a way forward to the Palestinains. He actually said, "let's see if they screw it up, like they have screwed up every other attempt at peace and prosperity offered to them."


I don't imagine Vegas is giving out much in the way of odds on this one.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (We5nk)

456 Collins and Mutt will fall in line

Collins hasn't any balls and Mutt's could pass thru a Coronavirus mask

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (rpxSz)

457 427
Her question is really whether it is ethical to cruise gay hook-up sites

cruising for The D, even though she's a woman. She wants the D from gay

guys because she hates straight guys so much. But she also doesn't want

to intrude on "gay spaces."


I want to know why a heterosexual woman thinks she's so hot she can get a GAY MAN sexually aroused.

It's really no different than the trans-hysterics who are all, "If you're gay and you don't date transmen, you're transphobic!"


I
love the argument that transgenders can't find anyone to date. We're
regularly told that there are hundreds of different gender identities.
Based on those odds, the trans-hysterics should be able to take their
pick of the pansexual, omnisexual, bisexual, etc, crop. So what's the
problem?


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

This isn't exactly what's going on above. As I understand it, most gay men still have sex with women. It's more the social stigma (like men visiting prostitutes because they can't get laid) and semi-consciously, the risk of STD.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (Eg9+v)

458 My hope is liberal women stop breeding.

I will say though that people are just not marrying and having kids anymore and for whatever reason, single childless people tend to be ultra liberal.

Long term, it's a headwind for our side that people are just not raising families anymore.

Posted by: Blago at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (sjTfF)

459 I feel virtually no sympathy for these broads.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (nJMtJ)

460 I thought the who pays debate was settled by the early 90's, at the latest.

Until you are established as a couple enough to either split the costs or hey I got this one, you get the next one, the cost of the date is borne by the person who asked the other person out. Easy. Peasy.

There is actually a movement called "political lesbianism." This refers to the sexual choices of women who are actually straight and attracted to men, but who choose to force themselves to become lesbian as an act of political defiance against The Patriarchy.


This is been around a looooooong time. A very long time.

Not to get overly TMI, but I've had experiences of telling women that, no, I'm not going to be your political gay girlfriend. If you are actually attracted to women sexually and want to do something about that, come, sit by me. When you are sober. Completely and totally sober. But, no, I'm not going to be your cute little gay girlfriend. I'm not going to let you toy with my emotions so you can prance around saying aren't I so tolerant! And then, when I try to have sex with you, the response is, baby, I love you, it's just that I'm kinda frigid so that's why I don't react well when you touch me, it's not that I'm straight! I'm not straight! I'm completely lesbian! Except for the whole not really wanting to have sex with women thing. But other than that, I'm super gay!

Honestly, it's annoying as hell. And it's also tempting as hell to go ahead and play along and take advantage of people who are not well mentally because adult making an adult decision and who am I to get in the way of someone exploring her sexuality?

For me, it was never worth the drama (okay, nearly never) to deal with it. I'm not someone's plaything. I'm not someone's experiment. I'm not someone's political toy.

But I do know people who are not scrupulous about that at all and I've witnessed people wreaking utter havoc on the lives of those who decided sexuality was a political statement. Cruel? Yes. But play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I also know someone who came to the realization that she had used women as political props in the past and it was painful to watch her go back and try to make amends. At least she was an adult and accepted the fact that there were a couple of people who would never forgive her.

TL;DR - stop using other people are your political playthings. It's rude.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

461 442 I've been thinking about Joe Biden. I know, both off topic and a waste of time.
But I don't see his appeal to anyone.
He's a soft handed parasite who's become wealthy without a single day of useful work. Old fashioned leftists should despise him.
He's a creep. Feminists should also loathe him.
He's an idiot. Pretend elitists should be revolted by him.
The only people I can understand supporting him are neverTrumpers who might see him as the least objectionable alternative to the hated Trump.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

He knows things that people don't want to come out. He's said so.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (ghFVE)

462 415 Schumer: "So many untruths in the President's lawyers case."
"The need for witnesses came in even stronger."
What a tool.
"Dershowitz's argument was just false."



On one hand, a famous Constitutional professor.

On the other hand, a clown that brags about getting 50% on his SAT.


Yeah.

Get this thing over with, pronto.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

463 "Don't disagree but the gate keeping system women used to control has been turned on its head. These guys continue to get rewarded despite their behavior.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (U9Qbt)"

I agree completely, and when you are a person who was raised on traditional values, it makes it worse for you. You see these phonies and charlatans moving on in life, and you're still looking for the right relationship because you won't compromise both your values and common sense. You've done all the right things and held to your guns, but nothing comes your way because you won't surrender to the mob and it's insatiable desire to devour and destroy. Maddening.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

464 WWVI LMFAO

Politics will NEVER be this good again.
=====
Probably true. At least in our lifetimes.

So damn entertaining.

Haven't regretted to vote for Trump. Unlike some other putative republican candidates.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (7NfrT)

465 Schumer is just sputtering on Newsmax. Imma thinking this isnt going well for them

Posted by: BluesFish at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (WQZ1O)

466 You want a date.
It all depends-
How big are your areolas?

Posted by: Some Knucklehead at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (LilNs)

467 305 Oh lord, senator Harris, living down to the stupidity we expect, cited the pussy tape as reason to impeach Trump


Funny, I think I heard a recording of Willie Brown saying if you've got political influence they'll let you do anything....

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (xGZ+b)

468 From the article.

In the end, it's only by paying attention to it that we can understand it and do something about it.

------
You understand it, you just don't like what you understand. Browbeating some guy to "like", "love" or "screw" you doesn't seem to be like something that would be too successful. That's why it is what it is.

Good luck!!!


Posted by: Groundhog at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (VYwSh)

469 I only use dating apps that work on my flip phone. These are not high quality women.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (+0AKE)

470 Watching two hotties fighting dinosaurs on Comet durijng the break

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)

471 Hey C-SPAN! They just cut away from Meadows as he was approaching the mic.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

472 The US Senate as it stands today is a Russian Asset!

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (e284m)

473 AG Barr Compares Working With Trump And Bush: 'I Love Both Men, 'But Trump Listens'

https://tinyurl.com/rajop4y

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (wiXsO)

474 Does anyone miss the days when dumb people largely spoke to each other?

I love the internet but it really gave extroverts with lots of time and very few brain cells a giant fucking megaphone.

Posted by: MJ at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (gAMkn)

475 >>You know who else swiped left?

Lou Brock?



Rickey Henderson is a man. And Rickey Henderson will admit it. Lou Brock was good.

But Rickey Henderson was the Greatest at Swiping Left.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (We5nk)

476 Schumer is becoming increasingly shrill. He knows he's lost.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

Yeah, teh cocksucker is flailing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ufFY
Republican senators should all come in wearing those stupid douchebag glasses at the end of their noses and stare down their noses and worthless Chuck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

477 problem: men won't date woke women

solution: men need to change

men: we'll get right on that and let you know when it's done. don't call us, we'll call you.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

478 473 AG Barr Compares Working With Trump And Bush: 'I Love Both Men, 'But Trump Listens'

https://tinyurl.com/rajop4y
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (wiXsO)

Yay, Barr!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (ghFVE)

479
Here in Ohio there is a radio ad for an attorney who defends college men accused of sexual assault. He recommends the couple text each other consent prior to any/all acts. Is texting while drunk still consent? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Archie Peter Griffin at January 29, 2020 03:47 PM

---------

You are going to see a lot more sextapes.

See!
She wasn't blotto.
She was enthusiastic
She said yes.
She even seemed to enjoy it.

Having regrets the next day doesn't make it rape.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (+0uDE)

480 If this "woman" went to a bar and kept her mouth shut she could find some drunk guy who would shove a dick into her, but she won't keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JUOKG)
.........

It really is that simple.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

481 Big eyebrows are a political statement? Somehow I'm not surprised

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (Izzlo)

482
I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (QCc6B)

We have sponsorship opportunities available.

Posted by: Sharpie Pens, Inc. at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (q1Pj5)

483 Lou Brock?

500 quatloos for that man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

484 Treason! Treason!

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)

485 Problem: men increasingly don't appreciate being told how terrible they are.

Solution: increase bashing men until they learn their lesson!

Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (1TU21)

486 I want to know why a heterosexual woman thinks she's so hot she can get a GAY MAN sexually aroused.

Women all have an "I can change any man I date in any way I like" fantasy to various degrees. This is the maximum strength version.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

487 I wish Pam Bondi would have responded to the pussy question.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY8)

488 481
Big eyebrows are a political statement? Somehow I'm not surprised

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2020 03:53 PM (Izzlo)
They probably mean the dreaded unibrow

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)

489 I actually know a young man who doesnt date because so many women are so fucked in the head. I too have found this to be pretty common. Waaaaah more trouble than they re worth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (W2taJ)

490 Having regrets the next day doesn't make it rape

Bill Burr's bit on that is classic

"don't! tee hee Stop!"

vs DON'T! STOP!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

491 Schumer is becoming increasingly shrill. He knows he's lost.



Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (G0vdT)



Yeah, teh cocksucker is flailing.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (ufFY

Republican senators should all come in wearing those stupid
douchebag glasses at the end of their noses and stare down their noses
and worthless Chuck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

With googly eyes over the lenses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (q1Pj5)

492 These are the same people with whom you can't even have a pleasant conversation as you're grabbing a cup of coffee. They bleat their identity politics at the sound of another voice.

Imagine what that would be like after a few dates. You'd be calling the suicide hotline.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2020 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

Can you drive a truck with a stick shift?

Posted by: Pakistani Suicide Hotline at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (8D42x)

493 Woke is just another synonym for batshit crazy.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (WQZ1O)

494 So I'm just going to assume all the bad date jokes have already been told.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

495 427 I love the argument that transgenders can't find anyone to date. We're regularly told that there are hundreds of different gender identities. Based on those odds, the trans-hysterics should be able to take their pick of the pansexual, omnisexual, bisexual, etc, crop. So what's the problem?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

And it's not true that they can't find anyone to date.

They just have to scrape social circles that would have to dig the Dignity Canals (furries, bronies, etc..., which have absurdly high percentages of transgenders and trans-friendly people).

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (UnA8+)

496 As an Elitist fist full pussy grabber...I want to instill.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (Tu54I)

497 I should start collecting cats.

Lucy needs a companion?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (pPNCa)

498 >> I want to know why a heterosexual woman thinks she's so hot she can get a GAY MAN sexually aroused.


In her Defense : She has a really hairy ass.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (We5nk)

499 AtC,

you're one cool chick

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

500 CTH has the Bolton story JackStraw referenced above.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (j+GpB)

501 Posted by: Some Knucklehead at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (LilNs)

I don't discriminate

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (nJMtJ)

502 problem: men won't date woke women

solution: men need to change


Japan: sexbots.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (ZGrMX)

503 I actually know a young man who doesnt date because so many women are so fucked in the head.

Its very common. Its also common for guys to just not get married too, because its almost always a horrific disaster. Just horrible for the nation's future.

Part of it is weak, pathetic soi-based "men," but part of it is also awful, unpleasant, entitled, and backstabbing women supported by a culture that ruins men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

504 I actually know a young man who doesnt date because so many women are so fucked in the head. I too have found this to be pretty common. Waaaaah more trouble than they re worth.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (W2taJ)

----

If something were to ever happen to Mrs Fixer.... count me out too. Ill spend the rest of my life in peace and quiet, hunting, fishing, golfing.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

505 I actually know a young man who doesnt date because so many women are so fucked in the head. I too have found this to be pretty common. Waaaaah more trouble than they re worth.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (W2taJ)
+++++++++++
I am strongly considering foreign lands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (I2dne)

506 As an Elitist fist full pussy grabber...I want to instill.

I see sentences like this and I wonder if I haven't had a silent stroke.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (7s3Gx)

507 "Hideous and incorrect ideas".


A toast to the handful of novelists and artists of the 20th century who saw this coming.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (H8QX8)

508 But I do know people who are not scrupulous about that at all and I've witnessed people wreaking utter havoc on the lives of those who decided sexuality was a political statement. Cruel? Yes. But play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

Kinda seeing something along those lines with my firstborn, actually. Only she managed to get herself out of it. She's said she's "bi" since she was like 14 but (as far as we knew) only dated a girl for the first time after she graduated college. We weren't thrilled, but what can you do. We even took her and her girlfriend on vacation with us, seemed like it was a good time all around.

Thing is, at some point (around 16-18 months into the relationship) my daughter wanted to move on and broke-up with her. But her (public college state unionized employee) co-workers were emotionally invested in HER "switching sides". She actually re-booted her life, changed jobs, moved, and has started dating guys again.

This shit is going to get people killed, if it hasn't already.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (DU2N9)

509 Not to get overly TMI, but I've had experiences of telling women that, no, I'm not going to be your political gay girlfriend. If you are actually attracted to women sexually and want to do something about that, come, sit by me. When you are sober. Completely and totally sober. But, no, I'm not going to be your cute little gay girlfriend. I'm not going to let you toy with my emotions so you can prance around saying aren't I so tolerant! And then, when I try to have sex with you, the response is, baby, I love you, it's just that I'm kinda frigid so that's why I don't react well when you touch me, it's not that I'm straight! I'm not straight! I'm completely lesbian! Except for the whole not really wanting to have sex with women thing. But other than that, I'm super gay!

I suspect that part of the push for the whole polyamory and open relationship crap from the left in recent years is an attempt to win over upper-middle class white women by suggesting that they can have the marriage and kids that they really want, and still be a "good feminist" by having a girlfriend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (wCmLp)

510 I was about to say that the two women in the color pic are actually sort of attractive. Then I saw the caboose on the girl in red, and the waist overslop of the Oriental girl. Uh, no. It's a shame; they're both rather pretty, and are dressed like women. But . . .

Nah, brah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)

511 "The soft bigotry of limp penises"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (l4C/z)

512 AG Barr Compares Working With Trump And Bush: 'I Love Both Men, 'But Trump Listens'

https://tinyurl.com/rajop4y
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 03:52 PM (wiXsO)

He didn't say 'but' , like Bush didn't listen. That's just a headline trying to stir up controversy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (U9Qbt)

513 I'll be your huckleberry...got a bus ticket?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (Tu54I)

514 When my female friends ask me why I don't want a girlfriend I usually respond with :

I'm already unhappy, what would a woman have to offer me?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (We5nk)

515 I want to know why a heterosexual woman thinks she's so hot she can get a GAY MAN sexually aroused.

The power of the p*ssy compels you! *sprinkles box wine*


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (q1Pj5)

516 No tatties, no fatties, no crazy catties

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (Izzlo)

517 Late entry.

(generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things. They might say "no psychos"

So ... calling someone someone openly sexist and misogynist for saying "no psychos" implies that she thinks women generally are psychos.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (DP9YX)

518 Then I saw the caboose on the girl in red
______________

Yeah, she is Hillary Clinton-shaped from the waist down.

Yuck.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (k4dH2)

519 I once dated a lesbian (we were very good friends and it just kind of happened), and I think AtC is spot on. She hated being objectified so much.

Funny thing - she never used that as part of her identity. She was just "Jenn." And yeah, she had a very short temper when she was the Token Gay in any group.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (qSCcj)

520 @alx 3 minutes ago

Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."




https://tinyurl.com/v5plkx8

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

521 The power of the p*ssy compels you! *sprinkles box wine*

Sprays half-chewed Chex Mix across keyboard...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (7s3Gx)

522 LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".
I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)

523 I am strongly considering foreign lands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (I2dne)


Japan?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

524
Try living in Seattle. And being over 29 (eh, a little over 50),


Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)


NO EFFING WAY!?!?!

Then "a little over 50" is the new 35.

You are in the midst of the classic Seattle winter, where the skies are always gray, and it rains just enough to keep everything damp and miserable.

As Cher once famously said in a movie, "snap out of it!"

You are awesome in so many ways, nurse. Don't go soft on us now!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

525 I am strongly considering foreign lands.

Yeah but when they get to the USA they turn into American girls and want half, just ask Eddie Murphy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

526 517
Late entry.



(generally white) men saying openly sexist and misogynistic things. They might say "no psychos"



So ... calling someone someone openly sexist and misogynist for
saying "no psychos" implies that she thinks women generally are psychos.



OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (DP9YX)

She's not psycho psycho, just... called psycho a lot by men. Isn't sure why.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (Eg9+v)

527 The trial is on again.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (ghFVE)

528 Woke chicks cry dudes won't date them.

Hardest hit: Trannies

Posted by: Mansplainer at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (o4KRr)

529 LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".
I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.


That's about halfway to a good "Hunter Biden will only be able to work at Starbucks on his qualifications" joke. The caller just needs to stick the landing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

530 Where have you gone, Sam Kineson?

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (Izzlo)

531 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."




https://tinyurl.com/v5plkx8
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

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... speaking ladies with pear shaped bodies and the face of Miss Piggy....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

532 Japan: sexbots.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (ZGrMX)
++++++++++++
There is virtually nothing that terrifies feminists more. Several European countries are considering preemptively outlawing them. Sexbots have two major problems, one material and one technical. Materially, they're still in the uncanny valley and are pretty offputting. Technically, they can't really respond well to language,

Both problems are solvable and probably *will* be solved within a decade. Not for the purpose of making sexbots, but sexbots manufacturers will profit from those solutions.

There are a lot of men who will ignore women *entirely* in favor of a sexbot that doesn't humiliate them. Then the competition becomes fierce. Women won't be able to just put out and get ahead anymore unless they're really beautiful and well trained - like geishas.

Sexbots will end feminism. And possibly civilization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (I2dne)

533 This article was written about me. I'm 42 and single, but I have no satisfactory local prospects because I live in Austin and refuse to date left wing women. I have three dating app bios, all stating up front: "I'm conservative, so if you're on the left we're not a match." Woke lefty women, which constitute literally +90% of my dating pool, ignore that caveat and message me every day. They have no idea what a turnoff their politics are. Or their tattoos, or their feminism, or everything else signalling their unattractive and relationship-sabotaging dogma. I've had great conversations with women around the world through dating apps, but never with any women in the liberal incubator of Austin. I refuse to potentially have children with anyone who could teach my future child they could be a boy or a girl. That's not happening.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr

______________

Even in a blue city in TX, there has to be some non-left wing girls there. Any Evangelical Churches?

I do agree that I could not be serious with a left-wing woman, at this point is basically just a sign you are evil.

Posted by: Blago at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (sjTfF)

534 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."

Someone please hide the power from these people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

535 The power of the p*ssy compels you! *sprinkles box wine*

OK that's a laugh out loud line, for real LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

536
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (q1Pj5)

------

Box wine, indeed!

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (kZVsz)

537 399 Cedar Park? Round Rock? Steinr Ranch? Maybe join UTCC or an alumnae group; golf ; boat or shoot- lots of conservative women at all these places. ( I know. -- its so easy when you're not out there...) Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 03:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

I'm in Round Rock. Another complicating factor is I prefer younger women for the purpose of making babies. Which increases the likelihood of progressive politics. Round Rock and Cedar Park have lots of single moms who don't want anymore kids.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (QSsP4)

538 "What if PDT had MULTIPLE motives?"

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (ghFVE)

539 527
The trial is on again.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (ghFVE)

No, a clip of the first question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (ufFY8)

540 Where have you gone, Sam Kineson?

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (Izzlo)

-----

Ooooooooooh Oooooooooh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

541 520 @alx 3 minutes ago

Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."



Side by side, a picture of Tammy Duckworth, and a picture of a stump.


And you only get 3 chances to identify the pictures correctly.

Could anyone do it?


I'd struggle myself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

542 As an Elitist fist full pussy grabber...I want to instill.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (Tu54I)

You'll need a poncho, a cigar stub, and crinkles around the eyes. Also, don't say much.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (q1Pj5)

543 Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

Political courts are all the same, this is why we have the 'innocent until proven guilty' rule. People want to force you to prove your innocence, they want you, the accused, to do the work. And this is why we sit, hard, on people that don't play by that rule.
Or we... should.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (Eg9+v)

544 >>Another complicating factor is I prefer younger women


So you're the one?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (We5nk)

545 Women all have an "I can change any man I date in any way I like" fantasy to various degrees. This is the maximum strength version.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)


Magic Pussy Syndrome. The insane belief that somehow spreading your legs will turn a high school dropout with a motorcycle, part-time job, and part-time heroin habit into a banker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (wCmLp)

546 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."

Someone should tell einstein that is not how any of this works?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (85Gof)

547 Sexbots will end feminism. And possibly civilization.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (I2dne)

I can haz plz?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (l4C/z)

548 Do dead girls count? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (Tqncl)

549 ORANGEMANBAD!!!!!

Posted by: John "I'll suck yer Cock for a Dollar" Roberts at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (CLteG)

550 I knew it. She's in the pocket of Big Eyebrow.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (aL0Hq)

551 My writing causes strokes while dangerous Water Wiggles are not suciding.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (Tu54I)

552 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."

https://tinyurl.com/v5plkx8
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
And this person writes laws and votes on laws for a living.

Frightening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (I2dne)

553 If something were to ever happen to Mrs Fixer.... count me out too. Ill spend the rest of my life in peace and quiet, hunting, fishing, golfing.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
------------------

Same goes for me with Mrs. Blake

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (Mc5lZ)

554 460
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
........

Wow. Very interesting, and complicated.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

555 529
LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".

I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.



That's about halfway to a good "Hunter Biden will only be able to
work at Starbucks on his qualifications" joke. The caller just needs to
stick the landing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

Yeah, it would make a great joke if he were not obviously mis-speaking.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY8)

556 My wife is absolutely clueless on why the Democrats are trying to impeach President Trump. Gave here a 5 minute breakdown but she doesn't believe Crazy Uncle Joe is that corrupt.
Is Pam Bondi's presentation on YouTube or some website?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)

557 "What if PDT had MIXED motives, a public interest motive AND a personal one?"

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ghFVE)

558 A perfected Sex robot wouldn't do it for me . I still enjoy the company of women beyond just sex.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (U9Qbt)

559 546 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."

Someone should tell einstein that is not how any of this works?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (85Gof)
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Oof.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

560 AtC,

you're one cool chick
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)


Thank you. For my next cool bona fides, watch me fall up these stairs.

DocJ, good on your daughter for having the strength to move on. There is a LOT of social pressure to stay on the dyke side and it takes strength of mind to say, nope, I'm not staying in a relationship I no longer wish to be in because other people want me to do so. Of course that happens in the het world, see re: stay together for the kids, but there's an extra political tinge to it in the gay community that can get very nasty.

The idiotic equation of politics with sexuality lets predators slide in and move around nearly unseen. And if you dare say anything, how dare you bring attention to it! You're saying those Reich Wingers are right!

I am not speaking rhetorically here. I was involved in a situation where I and a few others brought to light some very nasty ongoings with a woman who was a big deal in the local gay community and you would have thought we were the bad guys because how dare we not keep it in the family!

Good times, good times.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

561
"Why Richard, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. . . but for an Arby's gift card!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

562 539 527
The trial is on again.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (ghFVE)

No, a clip of the first question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (ufFY

Oh, thanks. I had missed this question.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (ghFVE)

563
Part of it is weak, pathetic soi-based "men," but part of it is also
awful, unpleasant, entitled, and backstabbing women supported by a
culture that ruins men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

The problem is when the soibois impregnate the entitled harridans, and together raise the next generation to be even WORSE than they were.
That's why I encourage these types to take their own advice and sterilize themselves for Gaia.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (rP4OC)

564 Yeah but when they get to the USA they turn into American girls and want half, just ask Eddie Murphy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
I know. Sadly, it may need to involve expatriation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (I2dne)

565 From the sidebar:

General Dynamics Ordnance and Tactical Systems Canada Valleyfield, Inc (GD-OTS), has determined a potential defect relating to certain lots of Accurate 2495, 4064 and 4350 propellants manufactured for Western Powders, Inc

That is some seriously inside baseball stuff. Like a message that 3rd edition reprints of Black Lotus incorrectly list how much mana they grant

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

566 Sexbots will end feminism. And possibly civilization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (I2dne)

A famous Russian dude has already decided he's marrying his sexbot. It's high status to not care about women, and if you have a sexbot, no one can call ya gay.


As usual, the ordinary woman suffers the most. But when doesn't the buttmonkey get the kick?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (Eg9+v)

567 Women all have an "I can change any man I date in any way I like" fantasy to various degrees. This is the maximum strength version.

During the crazy years between the first Mrs. Circa and the final Mrs. Circa, I did dabble in online dating. Massive numbers of the female postings began with variants of "I don't like sports and you shouldn't either."

M'kay. Bye.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

568
All the same players involved in the Russia Hoax are also involved in this Ukraine mess, and Soros backed the company that first started the hoax in 2018 that involved Parnas with a complaint to the Southern Dist of NY.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 03:38 PM (fp3O


Does this mean we can imprison all those SDNY traitors now?

Better yet, go full Mussolini on them!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (sy5kK)

569 My wife is absolutely clueless on why the Democrats are trying to impeach President Trump. Gave here a 5 minute breakdown but she doesn't believe Crazy Uncle Joe is that corrupt.
Is Pam Bondi's presentation on YouTube or some website?
======
The easy answer is: Because he won, and they didn't.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (qPaaP)

570 There are a lot of men who will ignore women *entirely* in favor of a sexbot that doesn't humiliate them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (I2dne)

Actually the sexbots that humiliate you will cost extra.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 04:04 PM (aL0Hq)

571 That is some seriously inside baseball stuff. Like a
message that 3rd edition reprints of Black Lotus incorrectly list how
much mana they grant

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

"Grants 1.1 colorless mana"

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:04 PM (Eg9+v)

572 A perfected Sex robot wouldn't do it for me . I still enjoy the company of women beyond just sex.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (U9Qbt)
+++++++++++
Nor for me, but I bet they would find a thriving market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:04 PM (I2dne)

573 nURSE rATCHED I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 29, 2020 04:04 PM (CLteG)

574 This Patrick Philbin "mixed motives?" answer is spot-on. You go, guy.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:04 PM (ghFVE)

575 Try living in Seattle. And being over 29 (eh, a little over 50), female, conservative and a bit fluffy. Oh, with white hair. Prospects are ZERO.

oh well. I should start collecting cats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

Hop on I-90 and take a drive over the mountains - grab yourself a cowboy at the Ellensburg rodeo or a rancher out near Spokane or a Yakima from Yakima. Western Washington is jammed to its gills with low testosterone men - not so true of Eastern Washington.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (vkS2Z)

576 If they have 51 votes to cancel out witnesses.....they have at least 51 votes to acquit

END THIS NOW

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (CqE5x)

577 Married for 25, had kids young, wife climbed in a bottle, divorced.

Went to E-harmony, cause no game.

It's filled with 40 year old women who have been travelling for the last twenty who now want kids.

Posted by: nip at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (Izot6)

578 >>There are a lot of men who will ignore women *entirely* in favor of a sexbot that doesn't humiliate them.


Shamebot 3000 will go for a Premium.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (We5nk)

579 So..funny story time:

I was scheduled (don't ask, complicated) to go to a religious ceremony/orgy. Yes the real kind of orgy. And my date refused to go with me because I was pro-Christian. Not that I was a practicing Christian, just that I wasn't anti-Christ.

Politics ruins sex.

Unless your politics means hump everyone and stay in shape. That would be some sexy politics....but the 70's are long gone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

580 He didn't say 'but' , like Bush didn't listen. That's just a headline trying to stir up controversy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 03:57 PM (U9Qbt)
***************
I quoted the article from the Daily Caller and I agree they could have done without the 'but.'
Listening to the interview gave me some insight into Barr's relationship with Trump. I think he really likes him, maybe more than Bush.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (wiXsO)

581 Democrat Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I think that we should be able to see evidence of the President's innocence."

*cue commercial where lady says "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."*

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (rP4OC)

582 >>> Rickey Henderson is a man. And Rickey Henderson will admit it. Lou Brock was good.

But Rickey Henderson was the Greatest at Swiping Left.
Posted by: Rickey Henderson

=====
This Rickey Henderson knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (ilTjN)

583 This shit is going to get people killed, if it hasn't already.

Yep. Gay people can be just as possessive and jealous as straights, particularly if they fear their partner is cheating on them. Look up the Annamarie and Cara Rintala murder case in Massachusetts; the murder was triggered when one of the two "spouses" started an affair with a lesbian cop. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (pPNCa)

584
LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".
I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.

----

PLEASE Stay away from those cutesie nicknames too.

Call the asshole by their proper name too. Maybe the third time use the proper name "and as I call her, xxxx."

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (+0uDE)

585 354 I like dark eyebrows on women, especially hot young Hispanic ladies. I'm sick that way.
Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2020 03:41 PM (QCc6B)


Guilty as charged, your honor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (sy5kK)

586 Pro Tip: There are plenty of non-woke hot women in South America that love men and dancing and having fun with them. And they fall over themselves to meet an American male in a bar or party. If I could do it again I would have gone there right out of high school.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (MxEKc)

587 560 The idiotic equation of politics with sexuality lets predators slide in and move around nearly unseen. And if you dare say anything, how dare you bring attention to it! You're saying those Reich Wingers are right!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

This sexuality = politics idiocy is one of the biggest roadblocks (along with the location I live) with me making any progress...

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

588 557 "What if PDT had MIXED motives, a public interest motive AND a personal one?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ghFVE)

You mean like every Senator there who is going 'wonder how my vote will affect my chances at reelection?'

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

589 Unless they are self cleaning and double as a roomba, sexbots don't have a lot of appeal for me. I remember my sock drawer as a teen; I'm not looking to recreate that in robot form.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (lC04h)

590 Massive numbers of the female postings began with variants of "I don't like sports and you shouldn't either."

See that's why they are online dating. Because they aren't smart enough to know that you only pop that out after sex and he's trapped by the poon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

591 The older I get--I'll be 58 next week--but I look 40 ( i'm told) the more I wistfully look back upon the girls of my youth--the ones I couldn't get and the ones I didn't want.


I could never find that balance--the ones I wanted and who wanted me

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (CqE5x)

592 576 If they have 51 votes to cancel out witnesses.....they have at least 51 votes to acquit

END THIS NOW
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (CqE5x)

But what if they have at least 51 votes to acquit, and yet NOT 51 votes to cancel out witnesses? There's a problem.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (ghFVE)

593 I actually know a young man who doesnt date because so many women are so fucked in the head. I too have found this to be pretty common. Waaaaah more trouble than they re worth.
Posted by: Xipe Tote

I have two unattached adult sons. Only one dates as the other one has experienced what your friend has.

The one that does date only dates women he meets at pro-life gatherings. Not all of his dates are the right woman for him (or he for them) but all that I have met are decent, fine young women.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (Y4EXg)

594 586 Pro Tip: There are plenty of non-woke hot women in South America that love men and dancing and having fun with them. And they fall over themselves to meet an American male in a bar or party. If I could do it again I would have gone there right out of high school.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (MxEKc)

If I had about 6 months to spend in Eastern Europe, I'd come back married.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (NgKpN)

595 >> Pro Tip: There are plenty of non-woke hot women in South America that love men and dancing and having fun with them.


And all the Guinea Pigs on a Stick you can eat!

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (We5nk)

596 I am not speaking rhetorically here. I was involved in a situation where I and a few others brought to light some very nasty ongoings with a woman who was a big deal in the local gay community and you would have thought we were the bad guys because how dare we not keep it in the family!

Good times, good times.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

See also: Marion Zimmer Bradley.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (l4C/z)

597 588 557 "What if PDT had MIXED motives, a public interest motive AND a personal one?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ghFVE)

You mean like every Senator there who is going 'wonder how my vote will affect my chances at reelection?'
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

Yep. And that was included in Philbin's answer.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (ghFVE)

598 This Rickey Henderson knows what he's talking about.
Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (ilTjN)

Yes. Always listen to Rickey Henderson.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (aL0Hq)

599 To the 'ettes " How you doin'?"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (KNsKs)

600 Bongino says Fake Whistleblower (I assume LTC "Bearclaw" Vindman) created a fake email in May of 2017 alleging that Trump fired Comey at the behest of the Russians (source: Lee Smith - he found it in the Mueller Report).

McCabe used that fake email to open his investigation into Trump regarding Comey's firing.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (fp3O8)

601 462 415 Schumer: "So many untruths in the President's lawyers case."
"The need for witnesses came in even stronger."
What a tool.
"Dershowitz's argument was just false."


These people are vicious and seriously f*cked up beyond reason and hope. Treat them like the savages they are.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (H8QX8)

602 If I had about 6 months to spend in Eastern Europe, I'd come back married.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++++++
Something I have considered, not half-seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (I2dne)

603
If anything were to happen to Her Majesty I would be SOL. I'm amazed that such a practical, discerning woman married the likes of me.

I'm simply hopeless around people, have no ability to read them and consequently get always get taken. It's just too dangerous to try.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (7rVsF)

604 Rickey Henderson is Right!

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (We5nk)

605 Mercy Dick? Is that Moby's sister?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (Hi8cV)

606
600 posts and NOT ONE SHE SO FAT JOKE.

WTF is wrong with you people?????

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (8XRCm)

607
LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".

I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.


More fuel for Don Lemon's party.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (aKsyK)

608 284 239
Is a butt two things or one thing?



This is the kind of semantics argument I think the horde can handle.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 03:33 PM (QLPEO)

Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's plural. Two cheeks.It's a syzygy, that is, the joining of entities (cheeks) without loss of identities.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

As a man who enjoys a well-turned tuchas this is poetry to me.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

609 And they fall over themselves to meet an American male in a bar or party.

They think all Americans are rich. And if you can take an extended trip to South America just out of high school, they're probably right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

610 Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (wiXsO)

That's what I got out of it. I also think he has had more interaction with Trump because of the current issues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (U9Qbt)

611 >> The idiotic equation of politics with sexuality lets predators slide in
and move around nearly unseen. And if you dare say anything, how dare
you bring attention to it! You're saying those Reich Wingers are right!



Yikes, you're right.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

612 My sexbot does my taxes!

Posted by: H.R. Glock at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (o4KRr)

613 I'm a Sexual Engineer Baby.

As what's name said in what ever movie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (Tu54I)

614 606
600 posts and NOT ONE SHE SO FAT JOKE.

WTF is wrong with you people?????
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:08 PM (8XRCm)

We have eyes to see.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (ghFVE)

615
Yep. Gay people can be just as possessive and jealous as straights, particularly if they fear their partner is cheating on them. Look up the Annamarie and Cara Rintala murder case in Massachusetts; the murder was triggered when one of the two "spouses" started an affair with a lesbian cop. You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 04:06 PM (pPNCa)

Studies show that Lesbians are more frequently victims of domestic violence than straights.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (+0uDE)

616 565
From the sidebar:



General Dynamics Ordnance and Tactical Systems Canada
Valleyfield, Inc (GD-OTS), has determined a potential defect relating to
certain lots of Accurate 2495, 4064 and 4350 propellants manufactured
for Western Powders, Inc



That is some seriously inside baseball stuff. Like a message that
3rd edition reprints of Black Lotus incorrectly list how much mana they
grant

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

Not really. It is written for people who reload and would recognize the numbers. I don't use 4064 and 4350, but many people do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (1CjJc)

617
Mercy Dick? Is that Moby's sister?
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog


Fairy cross the Mercy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

618 She so fat I had to swipe left twice?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (Eg9+v)

619 Rickey Henderson is Right!
Posted by: Rickey Henderson


"Darn tootin!"
--Pierre Delecto

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

620 'm in Round Rock. Another complicating factor is I prefer younger women for the purpose of making babies. Which increases the likelihood of progressive politics. Round Rock and Cedar Park have lots of single moms who don't want anymore kids.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 29, 2020 04:00 PM (QSsP4)

Last idea- work on Abbott's or Cruz's campaign.

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

621
There are a lot of men who will ignore women *entirely* in favor of a sexbot that doesn't humiliate them.

Not. Tonight. My. Diodes. Hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (7rVsF)

622 592 576 If they have 51 votes to cancel out witnesses.....they have at least 51 votes to acquit

END THIS NOW
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:05 PM (CqE5x)

But what if they have at least 51 votes to acquit, and yet NOT 51 votes to cancel out witnesses? There's a problem.
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (ghFVE)

I still think the best play is to vote on a resolution asking if Obstruction of Congress and Abuse of Power, not being illegal in any sense, rise to the level of Impeachable offenses under the Treason, Bribery, or other High CRIMES or Misdemeanors.

If not, the DISMISS the charges, as not meeting Constitutional Requirements.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (NgKpN)

623 "but her (public college state unionized employee) co-workers were emotionally invested in HER 'switching sides'."

The Left are very, very concerned about how other people live their lives. They are the opposite of "liberal".

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (eAZVt)

624 592 576 If they have 51 votes to cancel out witnesses.....they have at least 51 votes to acquit

END THIS NOW
Posted by: JoeF.

But what if they have at least 51 votes to acquit, and yet NOT 51 votes to cancel out witnesses? There's a problem.
Posted by: m
------
Ummm, not to be a stickler but if it takes 67 Senators to convict then that would leave 34 needed to acquit no?

Just asking.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (HU45H)

625 Skip - Maybe look for recent tv interviews with Pete Schweizer, who wrote "Profiles in Corruption: Abuse of Power by America's Progressive Elite".

He has been all over the Biden stuff, and he has several other books about DC corruption, so he explains it well.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

626 I think the woman in the red dress is actually rather pretty, and I'm sure despite her plumpness she could find many men willing to date her were she not some woke feminist nutcase.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (WI7YS)

627 She so fat she swallowed the comment section!

Posted by: Kazi at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (0x00j)

628
But what if they have at least 51 votes to acquit, and yet NOT 51 votes to cancel out witnesses? There's a problem.
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (ghFVE)

True, but I was referencing reports that they do have enough votes

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)

629 Schumer: "So many untruths in the President's lawyers case."
"The need for witnesses came in even stronger."
What a tool.
"Dershowitz's argument was just false."


These people are vicious and seriously f*cked up beyond reason and hope. Treat them like the savages they are.
======
So the process is clarifying.

Its hard to tell yourself, at this point, that it is just a misunderstanding, and we can sort it out in the usual ways.

The mess, isn't going to clean up itself.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (y9aNO)

630 Mortar fire lands near Gaza border
Act of aggression comes after unveiling of Mideast peace plan

???
I guess we should take that as a big NO from hamas ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (85Gof)

631 Sen. Duckworth lost both legs in combat. She flew combat missions in Iraq. RPG hit her helicopter.

Posted by: Some Knucklehead at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (LilNs)

632 Trump fired Comey at the behest of the Russians

This is fucking retarded on its face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (Boy/L)

633 Can you cheat on a sexbot ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (rpxSz)

634 If his wife agreed, I have a friend who would provide sexual services to any woke woman, with the definition of the word "any" depending upon prior beer consumption, who is looking guiltily for heterosexual action. Two conditions: no talking, and he gets to go home right away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (NVYyb)

635 I think the woman in the red dress is actually rather pretty, and I'm sure despite her plumpness she could find many men willing to date her were she not some woke feminist nutcase.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++
Circle gets the square.

She's pretty. She doesn't even seem to all that "plump." Maybe some meat on the bones, it's hard to tell. But she's pretty.

Too bad she has that kind of brain in her head, though. Makes her profoundly unattractive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (I2dne)

636 Well, that's oddly honest and honorable:

"ABC News points out that the House Managers have binders full of prewritten answers to all questions while the Presidents Lawyers are just answering the questions without a bunch of notes."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

637 >>I think the woman in the red dress is actually rather pretty, and I'm sure despite her plumpness she could find many men willing to date her were she not some woke feminist nutcase.


Even more if she's been keeping up on the kegel's the way she keeps up on the donuts!

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (We5nk)

638 Lizzy did find the full clip at Real Clear Politics, might see if she wants to see it.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

639 Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's plural. Two cheeks.It's a syzygy, that is, the joining of entities (cheeks) without loss of identities.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

As a man who enjoys a well-turned tuchas this is poetry to me.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

Concur, a nice Butt is what I'm looking for, partly because at 60? Other things really sag.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

640 Sen. Duckworth lost both legs in combat. She flew combat missions in Iraq. RPG hit her helicopter.
Posted by: Some Knucklehead at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (LilNs)

And she get's full credit for that. However, it does not excuse her idiocity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (85Gof)

641 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (NVYyb)


"I have a friend", roommate of "I knew a man"

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (Eg9+v)

642 Ha, Ricky Henderson can't believe Ricky Henderson forgot about the Ricky Henderson jokes.

Posted by: Ricky Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)

643 Anyone notice that Elizabeth Warren has a "plan" for everything?

Picking through my memory, I don't think Trump really says he has plans. He says he is going to do such and such. Or, he has a proposal or a deal.

But not plans. The news kept talking about his mid east peace plan, but that isn't really right.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (9VeU0)

644 607
LOL, a caller on teh Repub line is calling Burisma "barista".

I'm on your side, bro, but please get the names straight so you don't sound like an imbecile.

More fuel for Don Lemon's party.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------
I've got a close friend like that. He gets shit like that screwed up ALL the time. I used to correct him all the time but he's all in on the Trump train so I let it ride.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (HU45H)

645 556 My wife is absolutely clueless on why the Democrats are trying to impeach President Trump. Gave here a 5 minute breakdown but she doesn't believe Crazy Uncle Joe is that corrupt.
Is Pam Bondi's presentation on YouTube or some website?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)

Yep: https://tinyurl.com/rduqhzb

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (cF8AT)

646 And she get's full credit for that. However, it does not excuse her idiocity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (85Go

Certainly didn't excuse McCain's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (U9Qbt)

647 639
Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's plural. Two cheeks.It's a
syzygy, that is, the joining of entities (cheeks) without loss of
identities.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)



As a man who enjoys a well-turned tuchas this is poetry to me.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)



Concur, a nice Butt is what I'm looking for, partly because at 60? Other things really sag.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

I'm a leg man but I endeavor to understand the whole leg.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (Eg9+v)

648 636 Well, that's oddly honest and honorable:

"ABC News points out that the House Managers have binders full of prewritten answers to all questions while the Presidents Lawyers are just answering the questions without a bunch of notes."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

And the Repubs are dumb if they don't question Shift about this.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

649 >>Can you cheat on a sexbot ?


Just run an Uninstall, Wipe the Drive (among other things), and Re-Boot.


Problem solved.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (We5nk)

650 636
Well, that's oddly honest and honorable:



"ABC News points out that the House Managers have binders full of
prewritten answers to all questions while the Presidents Lawyers are
just answering the questions without a bunch of notes."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)


Who desperately needs all of the help they can get for their case and who knows this inside and out?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (ldR/a)

651 "643 Anyone notice that Elizabeth Warren has a "plan" for everything?"

Just like Mao.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (H8QX8)

652 People with plans get nothing done.

People who get things done, Just Do It!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

653 Not. Tonight. My. Diodes. Hurt.

Wow, this one is so realistic! The same company makes "wand massagers" that unpredictably stop buzzing and go limp for a night

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

654 >>There are a lot of men who will ignore women *entirely* in favor of a sexbot that doesn't humiliate them.



And just as many women who would take a male sexbot if it will ask them how their day was while rubbing their feet, saying stuff like, "Really, she said that?" "and how did that make you feel?" and "I can see why you were upset, tell me more. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

655
600 posts and NOT ONE SHE SO FAT JOKE.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat,
She's too fat,
She's too fat for me. Oh,

[Chorus]

She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (7rVsF)

656 624 592 576 If they have 51 votes to cancel out witnesses.....they have at least 51 votes to acquit

END THIS NOW
Posted by: JoeF.

But what if they have at least 51 votes to acquit, and yet NOT 51 votes to cancel out witnesses? There's a problem.
Posted by: m
------
Ummm, not to be a stickler but if it takes 67 Senators to convict then that would leave 34 needed to acquit no?

Just asking.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 04:10 PM (HU45H)

O.k., replace the numbers with "enough votes."

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (ghFVE)

657 ABC and CBS Stopped Impeachment coverage.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (+0uDE)

658 Studies show that Lesbians are more frequently victims of domestic violence than straights.

It's something we're not suppose to talk about; straight American *must* be made to believe that all gay couples are like the ones on prime time TV.

https://youtu.be/WOqBFcdqJIQ?t=120

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (BeYX8)

659 Just don't go on 90 Day Fiance, people.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

660 >>> Ummm, not to be a stickler but if it takes 67 Senators to convict then that would leave 34 needed to acquit no?

Just asking.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Thanks for asking. Didn't trust that 'no dumb question' rule.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (ilTjN)

661 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (l4C/z)

662
640 Nevergiveup
I agree with you about her idiocy.

Posted by: Some Knucklehead at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (LilNs)

663 QUESTION 27, from Inhofe, Rounds, Wicker, Ernst, et. al. to Trump team:

Which had the greater military impact? Trump's temporary pause of military aid to Ukraine? Or Obama's steadfast refusal to provide lethal aid?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (cF8AT)

664 633
Can you cheat on a sexbot ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (rpxSz)

Yep. The toaster puts out easier.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (1CjJc)

665
Buttwise, it's singular. A butt.Cheekwise, it's plural.

Buttwise and pound foolish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (aKsyK)

666 661 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.


please share

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

667 Studies show that Lesbians are more frequently victims of domestic violence than straights.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:09 PM (+0uDE)


Yuuuup.

The late, lamented BFF spent most of her career working as a counselor for abused people. She always stressed people, not women, not to be politically correct but because one of her soap box issues was that men are victims of domestic violence too. One of her other soap box issues was that abuse is abuse and there is not Gay Card to play to get out of it.

She was up in Canada and if you think there is pressure here not to report domestic violence in the lesbian community, it's twice as bad up there, what with the country being officially woke. She, being fearless, had negative fucks to give and involved the police no matter what.

I miss her like burning.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (mf5HN)

668 Jesus, people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

669 ==Someone should tell einstein that is not how any of this works?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:01 PM (85Gof)==

Tammy Duckworth was a eeoc "hire". Female, maimed veteran, mixed race. She was not elected for her intellect.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (tkNkP)

670 600 posts and NOT ONE SHE SO FAT JOKE.
........

She's so fat I'd like to take her home as dinner.

Posted by: Nadler's lap band at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

671 Not sure if it came up today but heard Don Lemon's apology, he was laughing at the joke, not the subject of the joke.

Which of course means he is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ZCEU2)

672 Who is crazy enough to date mattress girl?

Posted by: MHK at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (iQIUe)

673 I think the ultimate motion will be a motion to remove the President, and that will NOT get the 2/3rds affirmative, since the Constitution says that the President can only be removed by more than 2/3rds voting in favor.
My guess is that if it fails, then by default Donny Two Scoops is acquitted.
Please note I did NOT stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ufFY8)

674 Q up now: "I want to hear testimony from Bolton. What do you say to that?"

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ghFVE)

675 Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

My go to is ' I understand' .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (U9Qbt)

676 I'm fortunate enough that the "woke wenches" are few and far between in my hick part of Ohio

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (DB16e)

677 ABC News points out that the House Managers have binders full of prewritten answers to all questions while the Presidents Lawyers are just answering the questions without a bunch of notes."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

-------

When the press doesnt ask you any hard questions ever, you lose the ability to answer any questions at all.

And it shows.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

678 I am reading this thread, ya know!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

679 I could never find that balance--the ones I wanted and who wanted me
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:07 PM (CqE5x)

My biggest regret is not pursuing the ones that were interested in me. Always had to aim too high. Now what's available is so much worse than what I could have had with no effort.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (J+mig)

680 ABC and CBS Stopped Impeachment coverage.

It's going well, then.

By next Wednesday, they'll be gaslighting us that this ever happened. I think we'll be back to Trump is crazy as the narrative.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (Boy/L)

681 The day that the GOP says we ignoring the MSM polls

is the day they will take a huge weapon from the hand of their enemy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (rpxSz)

682 Look at the early drinkers.

Jealous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (jWC3i)

683 QUESTION 28, from King for both sides:

Trump's former chief of staff, John Kelly, has reportedly said, 'I believe John Bolton.' Do you agree he should be heard?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

684 And just as many women who would take a male sexbot if it will ask them how their day was while rubbing their feet, saying stuff like, "Really, she said that?" "and how did that make you feel?" and "I can see why you were upset, tell me more. . ."

And then he makes dinner and washes the toilet without being asked!

pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace

Ain't buffalo trace just fancified cowflop?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

685 "And just as many women who would take a male sexbot if it will ask them how their day was while rubbing their feet"

I think I would choose the foot rubbing robot over a sex-bot. Neither would be allowed to talk though.

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (eAZVt)

686 Q up now: "I want to hear testimony from Bolton. What do you say to that?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ghFVE)

And i want a Porsche. So what is your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

687 My biggest regret is not pursuing the ones that were
interested in me. Always had to aim too high. Now what's available is
so much worse than what I could have had with no effort.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (J+mig)

"Things to tell my son" and not a touch of jest.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (Eg9+v)

688 666 661 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.


please share
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

We need to start our own 'bullets and bourbon' Saturdays for local Morons

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (l4C/z)

689 Trump fired Comey at the behest of the Russians

This is fucking retarded on its face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Yep. And yet McCabe used it as a reason to start an FBI investigation.

If you listen to nothing else the rest of your life, listen to Bongino's show today:

https://youtu.be/YbKOeBEmIAA


Mind blowing.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (fp3O8)

690 When the press doesnt ask you any hard questions ever, you lose the ability to answer any questions at all.

Exactly. The left has had it so easy for so long in politics its made them incompetent and lazy. They don't even know how to do it any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

691 Schiff answering.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (ghFVE)

692 677: yep. And expecting constant cover from the media.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (jWC3i)

693
END THIS NOW

Posted by: JoeF.

Why put the Democrats out of their misery when you can just rub it in, how little attention the American people are giving to their existential agony, how their network friends aren't covering this? Why let them off so easy?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (ldR/a)

694 Trump's former chief of staff, John Kelly, has reportedly said, 'I believe John Bolton.' Do you agree he should be heard?
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

I believe ( and have said so many times here ) hiring Military men for political office is a risky move and should be avoided at all costs. how about them apples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (85Gof)

695 We need to start our own 'bullets and bourbon' Saturdays for local Morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (l4C/z)

In that specific order, preferably.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

696 Studies show that Lesbians are more frequently victims of domestic violence than straights.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020


*
*

As far as I understand, the same is true of gay men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (Ejm1K)

697 I think I would choose the foot rubbing robot over a sex-bot. Neither would be allowed to talk though.

Yeah I don't want a sex bot. I want a "cook and clean my house and give backrubs" bot. It can look like Cake Girl but it doesn't have to put out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

698 Trump fired Comey at the behest of the Russians

This is fucking retarded on its face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Yep. And yet McCabe used it as a reason to start an FBI investigation.

If you listen to nothing else the rest of your life, listen to Bongino's show today:

https://youtu.be/YbKOeBEmIAA


Mind blowing.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (fp3O

And somehow, the Russians and the President were able to communicate all this stuff WITHOUT THE NSA KNOWING.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (Boy/L)

699 pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace

Ain't buffalo trace just fancified cowflop?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

Oh my no, you're thinking of Jim Beam.

Buffalo Trace is mighty nice, smooth with a lovely aftertaste. Low rye numbers in the mash bill, very sippable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (l4C/z)

700 Democrats House administration have talking points to give out
The President's team is answering questions

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)

701 685
"And just as many women who would take a male sexbot if it will ask them how their day was while rubbing their feet"



I think I would choose the foot rubbing robot over a sex-bot. Neither would be allowed to talk though.



Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (eAZVt)

Son to Dad: Did you want a boy or a girl?

Dad: Either, but I am thankful for a son.
Son to Mom: Did you want a boy or a girl?
Mom: I just wanted a backrub.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (1CjJc)

702 >>"I want to hear testimony from Bolton. What do you say to that?"


And I want to read the transcript of John Bolton's Testimony out loud while Pam Bondi sits on my face, Senator.

But shit it one hand and want in the other. When you are done, come back and tell me which one filled up first, okay?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (We5nk)

703 I'm coming out with a new bourbon called "Rhino Poop".

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (eAZVt)

704 686 Q up now: "I want to hear testimony from Bolton. What do you say to that?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:16 PM (ghFVE)

And i want a Porsche. So what is your point?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

Yes, that is how Sekulow replied.
(not)

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (ghFVE)

705 Buffalo Trace is good. Jim Beam is shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

706 We need to start our own 'bullets and bourbon' Saturdays for local Morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (l4C/z)


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

707 695 We need to start our own 'bullets and bourbon' Saturdays for local Morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:18 PM (l4C/z)

In that specific order, preferably.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

Yes sir. No shooting after drinking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (l4C/z)

708 >>My go to is ' I understand' .


Heh, perfect! You're a keeper.
In general, both sexes would be willing to take the easy road with a sexbot is what I'm saying, the way that doesn't require the work it takes to maintain a relationship. We're halfway there with tinder "dating," right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

709 Trump's former chief of staff, John Kelly, has reportedly said, 'I believe John Bolton.' Do you agree he should be heard?
=====
John Bolton's former chief of staff, Fred Fleitz, wrote an op ed saying Bolton should immediately withdraw his book from publication. No. He should not be heard.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (dDcmA)

710 Trump's former chief of staff, John Kelly, has reportedly said, 'I believe John Bolton.'

Sounds like one of those heard it from a friend rumors the press loves to use. "An unnamed source says that his sister's ex-boyfriend's mailman heard John Kelly say..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

711 Hmmm.... a question about the whistleblower

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:21 PM (ufFY8)

712 Son to Dad: Did you want a boy or a girl?

Dad: Either, but I am thankful for a son.
Son to Mom: Did you want a boy or a girl?
Mom: I just wanted a backrub.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:19 PM (1CjJc)

Diceman: You got the bonus plan!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:21 PM (l4C/z)

713 I want all the FISA warrents release unredacted and all the fbi/justice department memos and paper work on how the Fredo Admin spied on PDT and faked evidence. When I have those, get back to me. Till then sit on it and spin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:21 PM (85Gof)

714 What does he believe Bolton about? Bolton hasn't said squat.

The NYT said Bolton said something thru a 2nd hand source about which previously the NYT has been 100% wrong.*

*implies no endorsement of Bolton.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (r+sAi)

715 Oh my no, you're thinking of Jim Beam.

I don't mean the quality of the beverage, I mean the name, those words ... Buffalo Trace. Its like calling donuts "Bear Sign" dude. That's poo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

716 How about they just play John Bolton's interview where he praised Trump's Ukrainian phone call.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (U9Qbt)

717 Oh my I liked that question on the whistleblower

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

718 Married for 25, had kids young, wife climbed in a bottle, divorced.

Went to E-harmony, cause no game.

It's filled with 40 year old women who have been travelling for the last twenty who now want kids.

Posted by: nip at January 29, 2020


*
*

And when I tried it, it was full of women who refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions somehow. After meeting a couple of them, I got wise to the dodge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (Ejm1K)

719 Only 20% of Americans could qualify to answer a poll

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

720 Philbin is raising questions about the hidden report, and Schiff's dealings.

LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (ufFY8)

721 I don't mean the quality of the beverage, I mean the name, those words ... Buffalo Trace. Its like calling donuts "Bear Sign" dude. That's poo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020


*
*

The "Bear Tracks" name on ice cream turns me off too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (Ejm1K)

722 Oh my no, you're thinking of Jim Beam.

Ball Four was a great book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (85Gof)

723 I've been enjoying Wild Turkey 101, Does that make me unrefined?


Good, and inexpensive as well.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (0OmEj)

724 705 JBWhite is less than stellar, Black and Devils Cut are good bourbons. Drink for what you like not what the herd says. I have them all but Old Forrester 86 is still my go to

Posted by: rammajamma at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (xceTB)

725 Upper hand??

She's got hand, baby, and she's gonna need it!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (TQ/zJ)

726

We have Areola Gages!

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Areola Gages at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (88+cf)

727 Oh, haha! Cruz and Hawley asking about whether Misko and Ciaramella coordinated, presumably using Vindman as a source.


Too bad they didn't direct that question to Schiff. Under oath.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (NVYyb)

728 715 Oh my no, you're thinking of Jim Beam.

I don't mean the quality of the beverage, I mean the name, those words ... Buffalo Trace. Its like calling donuts "Bear Sign" dude. That's poo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

I think a 'trace' is a trail. Not scat marks.

The name is pretty rando, I'll admit. Until I visited Kentucky last Oct, I'd never heard of them. But it and Eagle Rare (same distiller) are bubbling up to the top of my favorites.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (l4C/z)

729 Oh my I liked that question on the whistleblower
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

I like Philbin's response--he's getting the info out while saying, "Gee, we really don't know...."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)

730 at this point its just Democrats and Republicans sniping at each other for quotes in social media and fundraising. Put an end to this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

731 Philbin, nice. Throw some shade on Schiff.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

732 Trump's former chief of staff, John Kelly, has reportedly said, 'I believe John Bolton.' Do you agree he should be heard?

Oh ferchrissake.

Foreign policy has been 'quid pro quo' since civilizations that no longer exist. What language does the phrase come from, fools?

I expect our President to use what leverage we have, as a country, within the constitutional bounds afforded to him as more or less sole minder of foreign policy, toward other states.

And that includes those whose firms might be bribing, or submitting to the bribery, of American officials. Like a sitting vice-president.

Right now the Bidens stink to the high heavens. It would have been misconduct NOT to investigate them. And it doesn't f'in matter whether the guy, after sitting in his prosperous vice-presidential catalepsia for eight years, decides to run for dog-catcher or President. What he did as Veep is material.

The Democrats should stop trying to nominate crooks.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (8erNz)

733 QUESTION 29, from Lee, Cruz, Hawley to Trump team:

Is it true that two Schiff aides and whistle blower were detailed to NSC during the same time period? Do you have reason to believe they knew each other or coordinated?

Finally!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (cF8AT)

734 "Getting this information could potentially be relevent"
lol, twist the knife Philbin.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (ufFY8)

735 And when I tried it, it was full of women who refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions somehow. After meeting a couple of them, I got wise to the dodge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (Ejm1K)


All her pics are face pictures or with the camera high above her looking down.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (wCmLp)

736 I've been enjoying Wild Turkey 101, Does that make me unrefined?

Good, and inexpensive as well.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 04:23 PM (0OmEj)
++++++++++++
Austin Nichols was a prince among men and Wild Turkey 101 is a fine and delightful product.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)

737 All I ever hear about Tindr is stories about people being murdered by some nutcase they met for hookup through it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (WI7YS)

738 If you're lonely, get a cat. They live 13 years. When it dies, get another one. And another after that. Then you're done.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (6/uwW)

739 And when I tried it, it was full of women who refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions somehow.

Yeah. I got close to a girl from Washington online. Went to meet her. She was 10 years older and twice the girl she was in her pics. "why are you so upset??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

740 661 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,



wait?

aren't you at work right now?

late lunch?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

741 Wild Turkey 101 is ok, very good with mixed drinks, I'd say.

The Russell Reserve 10 year was very nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (l4C/z)

742 That answer by Philbin I interpret as a direct threat if witnesses are called.
Fire with fire, bitches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

743 Philbin's endurance is amazing.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (ghFVE)

744 Alternate headline: Women shocked to discover that unless they're super hot, men aren't interested in sticking their dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (A2eXZ)

745 All I ever hear about Tindr is stories about people being murdered by some nutcase they met for hookup through it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++++++++
I have a very good-looking and extremely charismatic coworker who uses it when he travels to the US. Quite successfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (I2dne)

746 740 661 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,



wait?

aren't you at work right now?

late lunch?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

Yup! New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)

747 I don't mind a woman being older or chubbier. I mind her LYING ABOUT IT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

748 >>Yeah. I got close to a girl from Washington online. Went to meet her. She was 10 years older and twice the girl she was in her pics. "why are you so upset??"


Dude. She was a she?


That's like hitting the Lottery, isn't it?

I just assume all female online personalities are fat guys in their underwear.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (We5nk)

749 Philbin might just as well say "Fake News!" in re stories impugning the NSC review of the Bolton manuscript.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (NVYyb)

750 737
All I ever hear about Tindr is stories about people being murdered by some nutcase they met for hookup through it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:24 PM (WI7YS)

Like a Highway Patrol episode I saw the other night. Except it was Miss Lonely Hearts ads in the paper.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (ufFY8)

751 New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!

Used to be standard in offices to have a bottle in the desk drawer (Mad Men wasn't making that up) as late as the 80s. I'm not endorsing it, just saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

752 Back when men were men and women were women and they liked it that way ..

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (3aI0K)

753 Is this going to become another 1k thread?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (speO7)

754 The way I took Philbin's answer was the Whistleblower info above board is a mystery, but they know a lot more than they are letting out but would love to get that info on record.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (ZCEU2)

755 Does this dress make my feminism look fat?


Nah, brah. I'd hit it!

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (JvXAe)

756 am not speaking rhetorically here. I was involved in a situation where I
and a few others brought to light some very nasty ongoings with a woman
who was a big deal in the local gay community and you would have
thought we were the bad guys because how dare we not keep it in the
family!



Good times, good times.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020

Are you 29 enough to remember LAGROC? I belonged to it freshman year. Then there was a bulletin board thread about someone being abused and needing help. It was taken down. I thought it was a friend was being abused by her girlfriend and whose so-called "sisters" closed rank. But it was an acquaintance being abused by a congenial, well-liked upperclassman (a counselor, no less).

I developed a cynical view that open, welcoming groups are the worst.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (fxCK2)

757 Ace abhors 1K threads

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (ZCEU2)

758 Bolton's attorney, Charles Cooper, is still butt-hurt over the loss of his dream job, Solicitor General. Would not be surprised, if he leaked it to NYT.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (R0z7P)

759 Pete Nocchio commercial.

Cracks me up

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (U9Qbt)

760 739
And when I tried it, it was full of women who refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions somehow.



Yeah. I got close to a girl from Washington online. Went to meet
her. She was 10 years older and twice the girl she was in her pics.
"why are you so upset??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)


Two chicks at the same time!

Posted by: Lawrence at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (1CjJc)

761 ace must be working on another epic post

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (vEIlU)

762 751 New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!

Used to be standard in offices to have a bottle in the desk drawer (Mad Men wasn't making that up) as late as the 80s. I'm not endorsing it, just saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

Yep. The person who trained me when I first started working here, part of the reason he got demoted out of management is because they made it so he (nor anyone else) couldn't drink at work anymore, and he had trouble adjusting.

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (UnA8+)

763 Sexbots have two major problems, one material and one technical. Materially, they're still in the uncanny valley and are pretty offputting. Technically, they can't really respond well to language,



you said 2 problems

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

764 I just assume all female online personalities are fat guys in their underwear.

Lots of phone calls and some letters and cards etc. This was back in the late 90s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

765 719 Only 20% of Americans could qualify to answer a poll
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

In some blue areas of Minnesota and Los Angeles County, and others, only 20% could qualify as Americans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

766 ace must be working on another epic post
==
or shelving.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (5Ck9r)

767 723 I've been enjoying Wild Turkey 101, Does that make me unrefined?


Good, and inexpensive as well.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable

drink what you like.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

768 *pours a smooth 2oz of Buffalo Trace*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,



wait?

aren't you at work right now?

late lunch?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Lucky dog gets to drink while working.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (9vbJt)

769 Ace just got back from the movie theater.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (wCmLp)

770 ace must be working on another epic post
==
or shelving.
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 04:28 PM (5Ck9r)

He's out there with that Twitter slut.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)

771 I'll buy Evan Williams or Ancient Age before I buy Jim Beam these days.

Posted by: ptschett at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (uHE/j)

772 I'm not someone's plaything.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

*sighs*

*deletes the 3rd Annual AoSHQ Midget Tossing Competition off the community calendar*

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (RQDhf)

773 On how much the men and women dynamic has changed?


The Quiet Man couldn't be made today.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (U9Qbt)

774 767 723 I've been enjoying Wild Turkey 101, Does that make me unrefined?


Good, and inexpensive as well.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable

drink what you like.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Doowutchyalike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31A6RjOxE74

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (l4C/z)

775 >>ace must be working on another epic post
==
or shelving.


Or he crashed another moped.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (We5nk)

776 Yup! New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)

Any openings for an accountant?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

777 KIRK: Oh. I'm sorry. (he kisses it) Is that better?
KELINDA: Better? Was it intended as a remedy?
KIRK: This is.
(And gives her a full-on kiss with embrace.)
KELINDA: Is there some significance to this action?
KIRK: Well, among humans, it's meant to express warmth and love.
KELINDA: Oh. You are trying to seduce me. I have been studying you.
KIRK: Me?
KELINDA: All humans. This business of love. You have devoted much literature to it. Why do you build such a mystique around a simple biological function?
KIRK: We enjoy it.
KELINDA: The literature?
KIRK: Kelinda, I'm sorry I brought up the whole subject.
KELINDA: Do you really regard this touching of the lips as pleasurable?
KIRK: I did.
KELINDA: Curious. Let me try.
(She kisses him, and Rojan enters.)

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (3aI0K)

778 Gee when this impeachment bullshit is over what will I not watch?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (85Gof)

779 Whatever they're paying Philbin per hour he deserves more.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (tkNkP)

780 Ace just got back from the movie theater.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:29 PM (wCmLp)

------

Did AllahPundit pay?

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (RQDhf)

781 "And when I tried it, it was full of women who
refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions
somehow. After meeting a couple of them, I got wise to the dodge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

Do they think men won't notice when they meet or be overwhelmed by their charm? Seem like it would be better strategy to not try and hide their body. Or go to the gym.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (MxEKc)

782 >> I'm not someone's plaything.


*Puts away AtC Home Glitter and Shrinkey Dink Set*

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (We5nk)

783 And when I tried it, it was full of women who refused to post a full-body pic, or concealed their middle portions somehow. After meeting a couple of them, I got wise to the dodge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:22 PM (Ejm1K)

All her pics are face pictures or with the camera high above her looking down.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020


*
*

Bingo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (Ejm1K)

784 The way I took Philbin's answer was the Whistleblower info above board is a mystery, but they know a lot more than they are letting out but would love to get that info on record.

It'd be nice if they could induce into the record information that'd destroy him personally.

Sorry, not sorry. If he knowingly goes down that road he should be stuffed into the dumpster at the end of it.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (8erNz)

785 779 Whatever they're paying Philbin per hour he deserves more.
Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (tkNkP)

Seriously.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (ghFVE)

786 BREAKING: GOP Senators now say they believe they have the votes to Block the Witnesses and End the Sham.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)

787 779 Whatever they're paying Philbin per hour he deserves more.
Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (tkNkP)
-----


Indeed. He's doing yeomans work.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (G0vdT)

788 Sorry, not sorry. If he knowingly goes down that road he should be stuffed into the dumpster at the end of it.
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (8erNz)
++++++++++
It's "dumster." There's no 'p' in "dumster."

That's my truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (I2dne)

789 *In some blue areas of Minnesota and Los Angeles County, and others, only 20% could qualify as Americans.*

Hence the joke, "A bomb went off in downtown Los Angeles today killing 29 people, including 2 Americans."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (aRyC3)

790 The main problem with sex bots other than the vast expense, is that if you buy one, no matter how well it works, now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over. Its one thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its another to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just throw a sheet over it or something.

Leaving the dido out accidentally is embarassing but having Miss O-Face lying around is reputation-ruining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

791
Yup! New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)


I knew the IT job market was tight for employers, but.....

wait.


define "don't abuse it".

Like you have to leave some in the bottle before the workday is over?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

792 I'm thinking Philbin must have a photographic memory. He's amazing.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (R0z7P)

793 Sham-Wow

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (3aI0K)

794 Do they think men won't notice when they meet or be overwhelmed by their charm? Seem like it would be better strategy to not try and hide their body. Or go to the gym.
=====
To be fair. They tell themselves they are only temporarily fat, and will diet soon and lose weight so by the time you see them all will be well. And it never is.

Posted by: changed name to protect the innocent at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (BSHBK)

795 772 I'm not someone's plaything.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 03:51 PM (mf5HN)


I unfortunately didn't realize this concept until I was 35

some guys are and were real fuck heads

I plead guilty

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (rpxSz)

796 ace must be working on another epic post
==
or shelving.


Or he crashed another moped.
Posted by: garrett



Has Ace been in Dallas lately? We just had a police chase involving a moped.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (9vbJt)

797 All her pics are face pictures or with the camera high above her looking down.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020


That seems to be the selfie thing, and it's also a bit repulsive, like you've just been busted for some crime and the Daily Mail has your pics.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (8erNz)

798 ace must be working on another epic post

He's on an epic hobo hunt. Either that, or filling up on Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (pPNCa)

799 790 The main problem with sex bots other than the vast expense, is that if you buy one, no matter how well it works, now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over. Its one thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its another to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just throw a sheet over it or something.

Leaving the dido out accidentally is embarassing but having Miss O-Face lying around is reputation-ruining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

That, and wokesters demanding that the bots be given rights.

Posted by: Allie at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

800 782
>> I'm not someone's plaything.





*Puts away AtC Home Glitter and Shrinkey Dink Set*

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (We5nk)

*boards up ATC room in the Barbie house*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)

801 Q from Feinstein and friends.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (ghFVE)

802 The main problem with sex bots other than the vast expense, is that if you buy one, no matter how well it works, now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over. Its one thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its another to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just throw a sheet over it or something.

Leaving the dido out accidentally is embarassing but having Miss O-Face lying around is reputation-ruining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020


*
*

Special closet, a la Bluebeard?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (Ejm1K)

803 Feinstein Q. Meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

804 Looks like I missed a really good thread. Was it good?

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (bCLt0)

805 776 Yup! New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)

Any openings for an accountant?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

I'll check!

You need to come shooting some Saturday!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (l4C/z)

806 Did I say Barbie? I mean GI Joe house.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)

807 >>Has Ace been in Dallas lately? We just had a police chase involving a moped.


If it was piloted by an Ewok wearing an Ascot and a Messenger bag, it likely is him.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (We5nk)

808 Did Feinstein just rise to submit her question and Roberts didn't know who her name?

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

809 Why are California representatives so treasonous?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)

810 Additional Breaking: ATC blow up doll production has stopped due to copyright issues.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (r+sAi)

811 Lofgren on mute.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (ghFVE)

812
Old ScareyCrow just lied.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (vEIlU)

813 BREAKING: GOP Senators now say they believe they have the votes to Block the Witnesses and End the Sham.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)

Is that the old Shim Sham?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (85Gof)

814 Why are California representatives so treasonous?
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++
Because California

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (I2dne)

815 633 Can you cheat on a sexbot ?
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (rpxSz)

...

that Ex Machina chick says yes, but you probably shoudn't.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (yL25O)

816 Nearing 1000 posts for a nothingburger midday thread. I need to go pull codes from my car. Later...

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (8erNz)

817 I'm not someone's plaything.





*Puts away AtC Home Glitter and Shrinkey Dink Set*

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (We5nk)

*boards up ATC room in the Barbie house*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)


I smell a marketing opportunity. AtC: the flamethrower!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (wCmLp)

818 So when the House pulls this shit again, which they will, do the Republicans get all solemnly honorable and procedural again, or tell them to FOAD?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (H8QX8)

819 791
Yup! New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)


I knew the IT job market was tight for employers, but.....

wait.


define "don't abuse it".

Like you have to leave some in the bottle before the workday is over?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

No 'getting drunk' at work, was how it was explained to me. They got a beer fridge and beer on tap in the kitchen. Pretty great.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (l4C/z)

820 I unfortunately didn't realize this concept until I was 35

some guys are and were real fuck heads

I plead guilty
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (rpxSz)


I was ghosting long before ghosting was a thing. Not a nice thing to do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (U9Qbt)

821 "The main problem with sex bots other than the vast expense, is that
if you buy one, no matter how well it works, now you have a 200 pound
human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over. Its one
thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its another
to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just throw a
sheet over it or something.




Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



They make great floor lamps. (So I've heard.)

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (MxEKc)

822 *boards up ATC room in the Barbie house*


Should probably take the batteries out of her Corvette, too.

Don't want them to leak.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (We5nk)

823 To be fair. They tell themselves they are only temporarily fat, and will diet soon and lose weight so by the time you see them all will be well. And it never is.

Well and they are probably counting on you being a gentleman and not going ballistic about it.

The other main sexbot problem I've noted here before is that they'll cost as much as a sports car, but you'll get tired of it after a while. And this one won't get you to work and back. So you get upgrades which cost even more, and it will tend to get kinkier and weirder just to try to regain that thrill of having a "girl" around who never says no that you had the first few weeks.

And then your mom drops by unannounced and you can't get the sheep hidden in the closet in time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

824 Zoe - We made up rules in the House and the President must follow them

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)

825 Are they seriously going to do this for two full days?

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (G0vdT)

826 No 'getting drunk' at work, was how it was explained to me. They got a beer fridge and beer on tap in the kitchen. Pretty great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Only thing better is if they had a rifle range in the basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (9vbJt)

827 814 Why are California representatives so treasonous?
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++
Because California
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (I2dne)

And given the right earthquake conditions, CA breaks off from the country.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (ghFVE)

828 My absolute favorite Adam Schiff moment. Ever. This should be enshrined somehow.

https://tinyurl.com/up44dnb

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (NVYyb)

829 >>Has Ace been in Dallas lately? We just had a police chase involving a moped.


If it was piloted by an Ewok wearing an Ascot and a Messenger bag, it likely is him.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (We5nk)
Was it carrying an IKEA shelving unit?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

830 OK it's 2:00am. I'm hammered. The gal in the red dress could pop a few more buttons. The gal in black drives the Uber, then gets lost.

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

831 To be fair. They tell themselves they are only temporarily fat
---------
Well, #TwentyYears [*]
* The upside is I'll soon be old enough to start shrinking in all dimensions!

Posted by: Undocumented at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (5NMZN)

832 Zoe "Comfortable Shoes" Lofgren is a better reader than that Garcia woman, but not much.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (R0z7P)

833 Should probably take the batteries out of her Corvette, too.

How's GI Joe gonna swing by and take her away from Ken if you do that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

834 You need to come shooting some Saturday!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (l4C/z)

Well my son just got a job with Alaska Airlines and after his 30 day probation he gets free flight passes for the family so...

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (/EjAM)

835 824 Zoe - We made up rules in the House and the President must follow them
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)

Thank you for listening and summarizing.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (ghFVE)

836 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"

Fleshlight FTW!

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (eAZVt)

837 Zoe Lofgren refers directly to "crimes".

What crimes? The Democrats have not even alleged a crime. There are no crimes mentioned. She's a fucking idiot too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (NVYyb)

838 Its one thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its another to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just throw a sheet over it or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



They make great floor lamps. (So I've heard.)
Posted by: Ripley


Fra gi le.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (9vbJt)

839 Many wimminz will gladly be a guy's plaything if he gives off the right bad boy vibes. Then they bitch about not being able to find a "nice guy."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

840 Come on 1000.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (ymnmz)

841 786 BREAKING: GOP Senators now say they believe they have the votes to Block the Witnesses and End the Sham.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)

Then do it. Less talk, more action.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

842 "A mayor who refused to honor a subpoena would be dealt with."

LOLGF, Zoe.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (tkNkP)

843 >>The other main sexbot problem I've noted here before is that they'll cost as much as a sports car, but you'll get tired of it after a while.


I'm sure they'll make some parts Modular.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (We5nk)

844 Zoe - We made up rules in the House and the President must follow them
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)



I can't imagine what goes through Trump's lawyers minds listening to the lies and utter stupidity of these clowns.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)

845 828 My absolute favorite Adam Schiff moment. Ever. This should be enshrined somehow.

https://tinyurl.com/up44dnb
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (NVYyb)
--

Oh jeesh.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

846 So I've been watching on and off and it's mostly the Democrats asking if Schiff and his crew could spend five minutes explaining why OrangeManBad.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (4thlk)

847 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

(tips cap)

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (DU2N9)

848 832 Zoe "Comfortable Shoes" Lofgren is a better reader than that Garcia woman, but not much.
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (R0z7P)

You almost were on the hook for a new keyboard for me.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (ghFVE)

849
No 'getting drunk' at work, was how it was explained to me. They got a beer fridge and beer on tap in the kitchen. Pretty great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:34 PM (l4C/z)


so, free snacks at work to keep everyone sober.

you've got quite the employer there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (sy5kK)

850 Then do it. Less talk, more action.

https://youtu.be/e1efsq1GFpE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

851 Leaving your sex doll out?

No , it's your express lane doll.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (U9Qbt)

852 Heh, Farage honks clown nose of the EU on his way out.

Insty has details.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (Boy/L)

853 The other main sexbot problem I've noted here before is that they'll cost as much as a sports car, but you'll get tired of it after a while.


I'm sure they'll make some parts Modular.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020


*
*

And i can just imagine which ones the engineers will tackle first.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (Ejm1K)

854 Can you cheat on a sexbot ?
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:11 PM (rpxSz)

Speaking as a refugee from future 3367, it's not a good idea once they're all networked and able to communicate. The Robolution was extremely messy, we can't let that happen again.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (J+mig)

855 If I end up buying a fembot, I'm not going to hide her.

She's going to strut around with legs up to HERE every time company comes over.

It would be like hiding my guns just cuz mom's stopping by.

Besides, if I try to hide her, the wife will just find her anyways.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (l4C/z)

856 851
Leaving your sex doll out?



No , it's your express lane doll.





Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (U9Qbt)

What's your express lane doll doing up on the roof?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (1CjJc)

857 Cipollone sits there stoiclly.
Sekulow is one of those can't sit still.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

858 >>Has Ace been in Dallas lately? We just had a police chase involving a moped.


If it was piloted by an Ewok wearing an Ascot and a Messenger bag, it likely is him.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (We5nk)
Was it carrying an IKEA shelving unit?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

I follow a handful of lurker rules.
One is to never make fun of the boss, not even slightly.
I may have broken that rule. Crap?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

859
facts?


we have no idea what this word means.


Posted by: Congressional Democrats at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (sy5kK)

860 I've been calling these people "armchair lesbians". They just don't want to stick their tounges in it.

Posted by: pawn at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (OLByr)

861 839
Many wimminz will gladly be a guy's plaything if he gives off the right
bad boy vibes. Then they bitch about not being able to find a "nice
guy."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

They mean an attractive nice guy. Interestingly, you could read that as "I wish I found the nice guys attractive." Some women don't find men that don't basically abuse them attractive, these women are not worth your time no matter how good lookin'.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (Eg9+v)

862 Austrian remote control flame thrower robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArDGVz7kyc

What to get for the Empress who has everything.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (FhXTo)

863 Besides, if I try to hide her, the wife will just find her anyways.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:38 PMYou live dangerously!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (fxCK2)

864 I plead guilty
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (rpxSz)


I was ghosting long before ghosting was a thing. Not a nice thing to do.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (U9Qbt)

atm I'm pretending to know what ghosting is

while I'm googling it

nope, not a ghoster

just a garden variety user

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (rpxSz)

865 "A mayor who refused to honor a subpoena would be dealt with."

Find the word "mayor" for me in the Constitution, genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (Boy/L)

866 Missed out on AtC. Bummer. She always brightens my day. Hi alex, anyway.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (bCLt0)

867 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"



dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

868 848 m

I noticed in the Royal March of the Articles that Lofgren and Nadler wore matching shoes. Must be a fat thing.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (R0z7P)

869 And Nigel Farrage is great.
So is Dan Hannan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (l4C/z)

870 There are to be two days of this, vote Friday for more witnesses

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCEU2)

871 851 Leaving your sex doll out?

....

The awkward thing is when your buddy then orders the same exact model.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (yL25O)

872 The command of facts being displayed by all the Presidents lawyers is amazing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (NVYyb)

873 now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over

My time has come to an end.

Posted by: Jerk Sock at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (r+sAi)

874
[at work]Only thing better is if they had a rifle range in the basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (9vbJt)

-------That was a rumored executive shooting range in the basement where I once worked in Houston.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (5NMZN)

875 What crimes? The Democrats have not even alleged a crime. There are no crimes mentioned. She's a fucking idiot too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:37 PM (NVYyb)

It's the Chomsky Two-Step (perfected by the Noam) in which you imply something is a given truth by being integral within a larger statement then expect (demand) others accept it as a given truth.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (H8QX8)

876 I've got nothing

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (JvXAe)

877 868 848 m

I noticed in the Royal March of the Articles that Lofgren and Nadler wore matching shoes. Must be a fat thing.
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (R0z7P)

Oompa loompas!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (ghFVE)

878 No 'getting drunk' at work, was how it was explained to me. They got a
beer fridge and beer on tap in the kitchen. Pretty great.


Sounds like PayPal. I really hope it's somewhere more sane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (xkSJa)

879 KELINDA: Do you really regard this touching of the lips as pleasurable?
KIRK: I did.
KELINDA: Curious. Let me try.
(She kisses him, and Rojan enters.)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (3aI0K)
.........

ROHAN: I get top. *pulls down pants*

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

880 >>dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?


I'm dying here...how did we all miss that one?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (We5nk)

881 867 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"



dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?
Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

...

Could be seven feet tall, you know.

Or maybe the extended batteries. Those take up weight.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (yL25O)

882 If I end up buying a fembot, I'm not going to hide her.

She's going to strut around with legs up to HERE every time company comes over.

It would be like hiding my guns just cuz mom's stopping by.

Besides, if I try to hide her, the wife will just find her anyways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020


*
*

If Toyota Sexbots Ltd. can solve the uncanny valley problem, eventually there will come a point where your sexbot would be very very difficult to tell from a live human being (a la the replicants in Blade Runner).
Or at least will appear to be nothing more than an eccentric, extra-shy lady friend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Ejm1K)

883 809 Why are California representatives so treasonous?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)


You forgot the sark tag.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (ZS+GP)

884 dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?

Just estimating likely weight based on batteries, mechanism, artificial parts, motors, etc. It has to be able to take a bit of a beating, so its going to have padding that needs to feel real (like flesh so if you grab the arms it feels human, not plastic wrapped aluminum skeleton). All that crap adds up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

885 "dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?"

The silver model is made from high strength steel. You have to upgrade to gold to get the lightweight Titanium.

Posted by: Chris M at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (eAZVt)

886 @jonward11

A senior GOP senate aide tells me that Justice Roberts is screening questions and that's why Rand Paul's question -- which contained names of people and questions about their interactions with Schiff and his staff -- was disallowed. Odd bc Lee's question was basically same.


OMG!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

887 874
[at work]Only thing better is if they had a rifle range in the basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (9vbJt)

-------That was a rumored executive shooting range in the basement where I once worked in Houston.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (5NMZN)

*Jealousy Increases*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (l4C/z)

888 Lurker rule number two is never be presumptuous in engaging with the Empress, ATC.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

889 I suppose the sh*t gets real the moment one stops responding to woke-woman's IMs and phone calls. Political AND crazy are a burden.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Pqytn)

890

dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?
Posted by: x


Any structurally resilient automaton will hae to be made of at least aluminum, which is still far denser than bone. A tiy robot will weigh more than a comparable sized human, even without the massive dense battery pack required for full four-limb motion.

Those bitches are not going to be for "on top"

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:43 PM (SFOr6)

891 881
867 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"







dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)



...



Could be seven feet tall, you know.



Or maybe the extended batteries. Those take up weight.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM (yL25O)

Big metal human? Gotta be more than 200lbs.

Didnt' anyone watch Big O?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:43 PM (Eg9+v)

892 I think we all know from Blade Runner that if you keep your room cluttered with mechanical toys, Darryl Hannah can hide in plain sight just fine.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

893 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"



dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?
Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

...

Could be seven feet tall, you know.

Or maybe the extended batteries. Those take up weight.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:41 PM



So...what say the Horde, do you keep the lights on of off?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:43 PM (axyOa)

894 https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/01/cheating-boyfriend-chlamydia-eye-advice.html

This past month I've been hit with an eye infection so bad I have literally cried blood. I've had eye problems in the past and am extremely paranoid about losing more vision. After three ER trips, lab results finally showed that I have chlamydia in my eye! I'm relieved because the correct antibiotics will hopefully solve it quickly. My partner and I were both tested around the start of our relationship two years ago and were negative. Aside from our friend with benefits, I haven't been with anyone else since. I had absolutely zero doubts when my partner said he hadn't either and full confidence that he would tell me if he had. But when I suggested texting our third, he got nervous and tried to talk me out of it. Finally, he acknowledged that when I'd been away for a month last summer, he'd seen that they were both at the same Pride event and gone to say hi and ended up drunkenly inviting her over. He didn't tell me at the time (when he mentioned running into her, I asked if they'd hooked up!) out of embarrassment and disgust with himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (wCmLp)

895 now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over
........

Tell it to go mow the lawn then wait in the garage.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

896 Getting hungry, do they get a dinner break?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)

897 All right, back to work.

Good luck on 1000

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (l4C/z)

898 Lars and the Real Girl was a really good movie IMHO. This may be my Prometheus.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (U9Qbt)

899 >>It has to be able to take a bit of a beating, so its going to have padding that needs to feel real (like flesh so if you grab the arms it feels human, not plastic wrapped aluminum skeleton).


Breasts made with bags sewn from my Giza Cotton and filled to brimming with the finest Arabian Sands.

BUY MY SEXBOT!

Posted by: MySexbot at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (We5nk)

900 850 Then do it. Less talk, more action.

https://youtu.be/e1efsq1GFpE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

Oh I love this one just for White Jumpsuit Elvis singing "...ain't satisfactionin' me..."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

901 If Toyota Sexbots Ltd. can solve the uncanny valley
problem, eventually there will come a point where your sexbot would be
very very difficult to tell from a live human being (a la the replicants
in Blade Runner).

Or at least will appear to be nothing more than an eccentric, extra-shy lady friend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Ejm1K)

The fact that there is a term, "uncanny valley," and that people studying it describe it as a problem, kind of creeps me out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (1CjJc)

902
A senior GOP senate aide tells me that Justice Roberts is screening questions and that's why Rand Paul's question -- which contained names of people and questions about their interactions with Schiff and his staff -- was disallowed. Odd bc Lee's question was basically same.


OMG!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)


They are all as crooked as a mountain road.

Just get this damned thing over. now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)

903 I hope Chief Justice Roberts reads "What's the wind velocity of unladen swallow ?"

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (88xKn)

904 This.

Why I went searching for and found a wife in the Philippines.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Vy7tf)

905 For AtC


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0O7htEkmzM

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (ZS+GP)

906 What we do, Ace, that we've been subjected to that awful picture all afternoon? Is this some sort of reverse psychology to get the Ettes to submit more pleasant pictures?

Posted by: pookysgirl, dino penguin mom at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (XKZwp)

907 [at work]Only thing better is if they had a rifle range in the basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:35 PM (9vbJt)

My dad, who lived on Tokalon Ave. by the lake in Dallas had a gun range in his basement, which was perfectly legal at the time

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (rpxSz)

908 OT: via Instapundit... Epic LOLGF speech by Farage at the EU. As Insty put it, "Bye, bitchez!"

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1222562936771809280

Who is the Nazi woman running the show, by the way? I've never bothered to learn the names of the "leaders" of their pretend government, but that is one dead-eyed, soulless woman. I would hate to have her deciding whether I should be killed on the spot or put to work for a while.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (qUFPp)

909 "now you have a 200 pound human-sized machine to hide in your house when guests come over"



dude. which model did you order, the Oprah?
Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

...

Could be seven feet tall, you know.

Or maybe the extended batteries. Those take up weight.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020


*
*

Sure. She can be as svelte as any fitness model, but the skeleton could weigh quite a bit, and then there'd be the processors and batteries and sensors. Adds up, man.

Embarrassing, though, when she climbs into your car and the passenger side sags. (But then, you could have that problem with a live woman.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Ejm1K)

910 If Toyota Sexbots Ltd. can solve the uncanny valley problem, eventually there will come a point where your sexbot would be very very difficult to tell from a live human being (a la the replicants in Blade Runner).
Or at least will appear to be nothing more than an eccentric, extra-shy lady friend.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Cherry 2000.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (vz4z/)

911 906 What we do, Ace, that we've been subjected to that awful picture all afternoon? Is this some sort of reverse psychology to get the Ettes to submit more pleasant pictures?
Posted by: pookysgirl, dino penguin mom at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (XKZwp)

It's better than that two-headed Mittbot this morning.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (ghFVE)

912 Didn't Ace do a 'Build your own Sextoy' post a few years back?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (We5nk)

913 Huge debate between the corded model that weighs less and the cordless one.

they can both crush your skull between their hands, of course.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (yL25O)

914 Embarrassing, though, when she climbs into your car and the passenger side sags. (But then, you could have that problem with a live woman.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Ejm1K)


If I wanted a girlfriend who did that I'd still be in the Army.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (wCmLp)

915 So...what say the Horde, do you keep the lights on of off?

Strobing to annoy Eichenwald.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Boy/L)

916 Cipollone sits there stoiclly.
Sekulow is one of those can't sit still.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

Sekulow has, I believe, argued effectively multiple times at SCOTUS but seems like a nervous schoolboy here.

Not sure what's up with that.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (DU2N9)

917 A senior GOP senate aide tells me that Justice Roberts is screening questions and that's why Rand Paul's question -- which contained names of people and questions about their interactions with Schiff and his staff -- was disallowed. Odd bc Lee's question was basically same.


OMG!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)


such bs
had to be about whistleblower
why is this not allowed? total bs

also, Roberts has made some faces today, faces that show emotion after reading the Q before speaking it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

918 And being over 29 (eh, a little over 50), female, conservative and a bit fluffy. Oh, with white hair. Prospects are ZERO.

oh well. I should start collecting cats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

Dear Nurse.
I was 54 when I met my DH. We married when I was 55, the first marriage for both of us.

There is hope.

Posted by: Flyover at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (Rbu5d)

919 Missed out on AtC. Bummer. She always brightens my day. Hi alex, anyway.
Posted by: tubal

She's gone ?

Bye AtC !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (arJlL)

920 Delays fore 8 years by Barak to Ukraine matter, a few weeks one way can't matter much.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (ZCEU2)

921 >>Cherry 2000.


That's just hypoid oil.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (We5nk)

922 903 I hope Chief Justice Roberts reads "What's the wind velocity of unladen swallow ?"
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (88xKn)
------
hahahahaha.
What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

Posted by: Groundhog at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (VYwSh)

923 Is this "meninism" a red pill thing or a black pill thing?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (AgR7f)

924 I came to chew gum and be presumptuous. I'm not out of gum, yet.

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 04:47 PM (RuIsu)

925 Was not impressed with the movie, 1917. It was like MASH (television show, not the movie), where anything that could go wrong, did go wrong. They all but had the biplanes skywrite "War is Hell!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 29, 2020 04:47 PM (vGJY7)

926 894 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (wCmLp)
+++++++++++++
That is normal behavior.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:47 PM (I2dne)

927 Is this some sort of reverse psychology to get the Ettes to submit more pleasant pictures?

Its worth a shot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

928
If Toyota Sexbots Ltd. can solve the uncanny valley

problem, eventually there will come a point where your sexbot would be

very very difficult to tell from a live human being (a la the replicants

in Blade Runner).


Or at least will appear to be nothing more than an eccentric, extra-shy lady friend.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (Ejm1K)

It's not a soluble problem. Like the whole tranny thing, it's possible to stage things such that the sexbot appears indistinguishable, but as a general rule, it will always be not-human.

And that's ok. Gynoids will only need to be plausibly human in certain circumstances to be effective assassins.
It's all ok until someone figures out how to grow robot embryos.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:47 PM (Eg9+v)

929 Here we go again investigating Biden should be a crime.

Start calling witnesses and we will see how criminal it is

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (ZCEU2)

930 Can we get a thread on Farage waving the Union Jack as he bid adieu to the EU, and getting his mic cut by the EU scold?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (XN+hF)

931 about 76 more posts to 1000, the countdown continues!

Posted by: zombie Casey Kasem at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (sy5kK)

932 Lurker rule 3- approach the Horde with friendly humility.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

933 -
--
Its one thing to have a vibrator you stick in the bedside drawer, its
another to have a fully operational manikin. Its not like you can just
throw a sheet over it or something.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

-----------------------

Guest:Hey dude, lets see your guns.
You: What?
Guest: The big safe over there, I want to look at your guns.
You: I, uh, lost the combination.

Posted by: irright at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (pMGkg)

934 922 903 I hope Chief Justice Roberts reads "What's the wind velocity of unladen swallow ?"
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (88xKn)


whats the difference between a claret and a red ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (rpxSz)

935 o/t

nigel farage's* last speech at the e.u. (via instapundit)

highly recommended!

make that sir nigel, one would hope.

Posted by: mjc at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (Pg+x7)

936 902
A senior GOP senate aide tells me that Justice Roberts is screening questions and that's why Rand Paul's question -- which contained names of people and questions about their interactions with Schiff and his staff -- was disallowed. Odd bc Lee's question was basically same.


OMG!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)


They are all as crooked as a mountain road.

Just get this damned thing over. now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)
-------

My guess is Ciamella's (sp?) name was on the question and Roberts substituted "whistle blower" which means even the Chief Justice knows who the whistle blower is.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (G0vdT)

937 This is a odd thread. Serious questions about the impeachment mixed in with in with less discussions about bout sexbots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (WI7YS)

938 If Toyota Sexbots Ltd. can solve the uncanny valley
problem, eventually there will come a point where your sexbot would be
very very difficult to tell from a live human being (a la the replicants
in Blade Runner).

Or at least will appear to be nothing more than an eccentric, extra-shy lady friend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius







Cherry 2000.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (vz4z/)

========================
Two charge ports at the public parking lot.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (Pqytn)

939 It's all ok until someone figures out how to grow robot embryos.

If the Cylons never figured it out, what are the chances we will?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (xkSJa)

940 Lurker rule 3- approach the Horde with friendly humility.

Only later can you engage in hostile egotism. Like me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (Boy/L)

941 Ursula von der Leyen?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (jXl0H)

942 Collins and MooCow Q

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (vEIlU)

943 Who is Eric Chiarmella?

Posted by: John Galt at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (ymnmz)

944 911
906 What we do, Ace, that we've been subjected to that awful picture all
afternoon? Is this some sort of reverse psychology to get the Ettes to
submit more pleasant pictures?

Posted by: pookysgirl, dino penguin mom at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (XKZwp)



It's better than that two-headed Mittbot this morning.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (ghFVE)

Image has been broken for me all this time, don't know what it is of.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (Eg9+v)

945 I hope Chief Justice Roberts reads "What's the wind velocity of unladen swallow ?"
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (88xKn)


whats the difference between a claret and a red ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM



How high is Up?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (axyOa)

946 about 76 more posts to 1000, the countdown continues!
Posted by: zombie Casey Kasem

Okay.

I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)

947

894 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

What the fuck is even happening there? Are there 3? Are there 4?

Men? Women? MMW? MWW? TTT?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (SFOr6)

948 925 - Thats war, if it can go wrong it does.
Said it was a good movie worth seeing, won't make my top 10 war movie list.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)

949 It's all ok until someone figures out how to grow robot embryos.

The Island - Scarlett Johansson

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (U9Qbt)

950
Two threads in a row that push 1000.

WTF is ACE up to???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

951 Really, pushing 1000 again?

Does no one have a job?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

952 908 Who is the Nazi woman running the show, by the way?

Her "Put the flags away" moment is so meme-worthy. Summed up the entire situation right there. I just wish Farage and crew had bigger flags available.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (XN+hF)

953 There is soooooo much Remoaner butthurt in the comments to Farage's tweet, it's almost as delicious as the speech itself.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (DU2N9)

954 Image has been broken for me all this time, don't know what it is of.


Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (Eg9+v)

One chick attempting to consume a barstool with another attempting to gaze into your soul. Do not click.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (1CjJc)

955 @SteveGuest

Whoopi Goldberg just lost it with Dershowitz on #TheView after he brought up what the Framers thought about the Dems' charges of "obstruction of Congress" & "abuse of power."

Goldberg: "Wait, Alan. In 1492 Columbus sailed the seas of blue. But I need to move on." #StopTheMadness

https://tinyurl.com/wjlxgbb

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (wiXsO)

956 This is all very momentous, this meeting of all three branches of the government: the House has passed onto the Senate a trial on the President, presided over by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

I wish it weren't so boring.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (ghFVE)

957 about 76 more posts to 1000, the countdown continues!
Posted by: zombie Casey Kasem

Okay.

I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020


*
*

Okay, "How he got in my underwear I'll . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (Ejm1K)

958 Why I went searching for and found a wife in the Philippines.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Vy7tf)


I love my son as much as anyone loves theirs - and more than most.

I tell him now and then - do not marry a girl that has went to college, and if possible - do not marry a girl from the USA or Western Europe.

He's fifteen.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (cpLq8)

959 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)

-----

That aint a fish....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

960 >>Lurker rule 3- approach the Horde with friendly humility.


This is good advice.
Rickey Henderson has long championed humility.
Which is hard for Rickey Henderson.
Because Rickey Henderson is the Greatest.
But also, because Rickey Henderson is the most humble.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (We5nk)

961 Was Ace kidnapped by the Lesbian Avengers after they saw this post!

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

962 ... the u.k. officially leaves the e.u on friday!

Posted by: mjc at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (Pg+x7)

963
My guess is Ciamella's (sp?) name was on the question and Roberts substituted "whistle blower" which means even the Chief Justice knows who the whistle blower is.
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (G0vdT)


Most cabbies now know who the whistleblower is.

But FOX News still won't let their people drop the name.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

964 Okay.

I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



How did he get into your underwear?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (axyOa)

965 Don't hate me but both those women are averagely attractive with good style, in my opinion. If they are crazy heads, then stay away. But plenty enough attractive for kindness and commonsense to make good company for lonely men.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (+CiEK)

966 Got nothing, just wanna be a team player.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (hmgiv)

967 >>Does no one have a job?


My proble is I don't have a rope.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (We5nk)

968 Does no one have a job?

Apparently not! I snuck in a few times today. Now I'm home and hittin refresh every 5 seconds.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (dUJdY)

969 Well, I guess if you have no fishing net, underwear will do in a pinch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (XN+hF)

970 I would not trust Roberts with presiding over traffic court.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (bCLt0)

971 Can anyone point me to the law that says a 'whistleblower' must not be identified?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (cF8AT)

972 Really, pushing 1000 again?

Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

I have a job. It's the work that's questionable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (U9Qbt)

973

And chlamydia in the eye??? What is that, a spooge shot?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (SFOr6)

974 This is a odd thread. Serious questions about the impeachment mixed in with in with less discussions about bout sexbots.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (WI7YS)

Drift

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)

975 Marching toward 1K comments?

I'm in!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (Mc5lZ)

976 961
Was Ace kidnapped by the Lesbian Avengers after they saw this post!



Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

They tied him up and *gasp* built him functional shelves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

977 >>Why I went searching for and found a wife in the Philippines.

Too much trouble. Just go to a bar.

If she's hanging in a bar she's not looking to lecture you on intersectionality.

noam saying?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

978 Damn, I just tries listening toe the hearings for a few minute sand some Dem was blathering about something and I had to turn it off. They don't even bother with distortions and half truths anymore, it is flat-out, full speed ahead 100% lies. You have to wonder do the Dems ever even consider telling the truth before they speak, even about unimportant matters like, what color are your eyes?

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (MxEKc)

979 A question for the House Managers: When Joe Biden fired the Ukrainian prosecutor, Shokin, did he hum "Ashoken Farewell" while on the phone?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (NVYyb)

980 964
Okay.



I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM







How did he get into your underwear?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (axyOa)

hello, he wasn't wearing pants.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (hmgiv)

981 I have a job but I work from home so I get to goof off online.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (XN+hF)

982 I would not trust Roberts with presiding over traffic court.

---

Oddly enough, he'd fit right in there, what with everything in traffic court being a tax and all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (jXl0H)

983 Did my 8hrs

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (ZCEU2)

984 fishnet underwear was a thing in the 70's

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (nFwvY)

985 Really, pushing 1000 again?

Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

I have a job. It's the work that's questionable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM



I'm semi retired. But my students wish it was fully retired.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (axyOa)

986 958 Why I went searching for and found a wife in the Philippines.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Vy7tf)

Well, let's hope she didn't marry you for the green card and the reliable electrical grid we have here in the US.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (+CiEK)

987
Embarrassing, though, when she climbs into your car and the passenger side sags. (But then, you could have that problem with a live woman.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Ejm1K)

If I wanted a girlfriend who did that I'd still be in the Army.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (wCmLp)








Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (kw0bd)

988 Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (XN+hF)

It was a great clip, but even though she threatened to cut the mic I think the Brexiteers were done by that time. Farage had effectively made his point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (WI7YS)

989 And chlamydia in the eye???

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (SFOr6)


I think that means she's cockeyed.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

990 973




And chlamydia in the eye??? What is that, a spooge shot?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (SFOr6)

Scratch nethers, rub eye with not-totally-disinfected finger....
don't do forno, kids!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (Eg9+v)

991 Wow.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (DB16e)

992 943 Who is Eric Chiarmella?
Posted by: John Galt at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (ymnmz)


I'll take "worst secrets on the planet for $1,000, Alex"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (sy5kK)

993 Lavrenti Beria on a pogo stick, WTF, 1K comments?

Kind of on-topic, just filled out a guvamint application for the new "real ID", there was a f***ing "non-binary" choice for "sex". Almost clicked it, just for the f**k's sake.

Will be tempted to ask the guvamint person at the appointment about this. Of course will assess effective IQ first.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (El6T/)

994 Don't hate me but both those women are averagely attractive with good style, in my opinion. If they are crazy heads, then stay away. But plenty enough attractive for kindness and commonsense to make good company for lonely men.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020


*
*

Red Dress Girl has nice feet. But, despite what some people think, that's not enough to overcome fat and feminazi.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (Ejm1K)

995 My job is in the rear view mirror, heh, in a few weeks.

Partially checked out, I am.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (Mc5lZ)

996
annnnd???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (8XRCm)

997 i'm going for it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Rarvo)

998 Oh, and I might not be 29.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Mc5lZ)

999 now

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

1000 Lurker rule 4- always approach the Horde with an open palm. Avoid eye contact until you've been accepted.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

1001 Why would fish wear clothes under water ?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

1002 1k?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (DB16e)

1003 1000. Woot

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (jXl0H)

1004 And...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Boy/L)

1005 dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

1006 so close come on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Rarvo)

1007 1000!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (axyOa)

1008 1 more time!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Mc5lZ)

1009 we hit 1k! What do we win.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Eg9+v)

1010 999 ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (CDGwz)

1011 Missed by 1, nuts

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

1012 951 Really, pushing 1000 again?

Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

I do. Not feeling it today though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

1013

I tell him now and then - do not marry a girl that has went to college, and if possible - do not marry a girl from the USA or Western Europe.

He's fifteen.
Posted by: Shit Happens


90 day fianceeeee tells us that women is crazy the world over (mens too)

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (SFOr6)

1014 Wow, missed it by >< that much!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Mc5lZ)

1015 seriously I guess a watched 1000th post never boils

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Rarvo)

1016 Are we still on topic? I got sidetracked by thread stalking alexthechick and I see we're over 800.

I can't believe that anyone is complaining about the politics of people on dating apps. I've been on dating apps, not for years, but they're good at what they do.

Pure Sexual Darwinism.

You go there looking for someone to hang out with, or screw, or both. If you say you're James Bond except you don't have to answer to M for money and you have an 8" dick and then you show up at the date and you're, well, you, you don't get laid.

If you put up a reasonable facsimile of yourself so that someone wants to meet for drinks and you're not only you but you've actually downplayed it a little you get laid.

If you're an actual misogynist who doesn't like unibrows and you say so, good for you. You've just eliminated all of the the people who weren't going to fuck you anyway and now the path is clear.

Pure sexual Darwinism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)

1017 If she's hanging in a bar she's not looking to lecture you on intersectionality.

noam saying?
Posted by: JackStraw

did you see the picture at the top?

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

1018 fishnet underwear was a thing in the 70's

I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (dUJdY)

1019 989
And chlamydia in the eye???



Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:52 PM (SFOr6)





I think that means she's cockeyed.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

Woman with chlamydia in eye be cockeye all day.

Posted by: Cornfuscious at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

1020 Does no one have a job?


Home sick. Unlike yesterday I'm awake for more than 30 minutes at a stretch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (xkSJa)

1021 It was a great clip, but even though she threatened to cut the mic I think the Brexiteers were done by that time. Farage had effectively made his point.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++++++
Long willowed, but:

The end of that farewell speech by Farage is, in a nutshell, the entire problem. They wave their flags, are cut off, and then dismissed by a scold for having the audacity to to be patriots.

That, right, there, explains it all. In about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)

1022 Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

Been at it since about 06:15.
Time to start fucking-off.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (DU2N9)

1023 999 now

It was a crap shoot

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (DB16e)

1024
Why would fish wear clothes under water ?
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

----

So he could still breathe..... duh...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

1025 Who is this guy we cannot name?

Posted by: Lord Voldemort at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (ymnmz)

1026 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



lets have the details

don't be koi

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (rpxSz)

1027 Seems like the Buttplug campaign is imploding over animosity asked in racial identity

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (3aI0K)

1028 ewww, sounded like cameltowharris

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

1029 994 Don't hate me but both those women are averagely attractive with good style, in my opinion. If they are crazy heads, then stay away. But plenty enough attractive for kindness and commonsense to make good company for lonely men.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020

Especially when you gotta acknowledge that you're at least 20 years older than either of them. How good do you think you look to them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

1030 Who is this guy we cannot name?
Posted by: Lord Voldemort at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (ymnmz)

-----

blaze-r

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (8XRCm)

1031 oh jeez, her comes a Harris question.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (G0vdT)

1032 1009 we hit 1k! What do we win.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (Eg9+v)


EVERYONE WINS A PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP!!


Just hit the tip jar on the upper left corner for ten bucks each, to pay for shipping and handling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

1033 The ultimate humility is engendered by speaking of one's self in the third person.

That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (RuIsu)

1034 1026 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



lets have the details

don't be koi
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (rpxSz)

---

Was it on porpoise?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (jXl0H)

1035 Cheryl Tiegs. Fishnet bathing suit. Sports Illustrated. Thousands of faps were launched.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (XN+hF)

1036 Really, pushing 1000 again?

255. OK, 260.
Max.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (DU2N9)

1037 Who is this guy we cannot name?
Posted by: Lord Voldemort at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (ymnmz)
*************
French Toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (wiXsO)

1038 * rakes tin cup against jail bars *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (DhaqP)

1039 What terrible picture? I find those women o.k looking. I think they're more attractive than the man in the essay connected with the first essay

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (WI7YS)

1040

Embarrassing, though, when she climbs into your car and the passenger side sags. (But then, you could have that problem with a live woman.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:45 PM (Ejm1K)

If I wanted a girlfriend who did that I'd still be in the Army.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Insert Dependopotamus picture here

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (SFOr6)

1041 Heh the comments all around 1000 were trying to hit it. NorthernLurker just strolls in unaware and nails it with a non 1000 comment.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (U9Qbt)

1042 fishnet underwear was a thing in the 70's

I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020


*
*

I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (Ejm1K)

1043 The President can dump any ambassador for no reason at any time

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (ZCEU2)

1044
I'll take "worst secrets on the planet for $1,000, Alex"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=======

Dude will be immortalized in that meme. Long after Jeopardy is canceled, long after television itself passes on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (M9ntN)

1045 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



lets have the details

don't be koi

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM



and so it begins...the Horde is taking the bait.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

1046 Why would fish wear clothes under water ?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)


They have school?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (1CjJc)

1047 I checked in 200+ posts ago, saying I missed out on a good thread. Not psychic, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (bCLt0)

1048 Another sexbot issue that occurred to me (Sorry I'm weird like this, my brain starts running through scenarios and problems, complications, ideas that come from a strange thought): likenesses.

There's already some talk about law and likeness, whether its legal to make things that look like or are an actual part of someone else, like ownership of your DNA. There are already sex toys that allegedly are molded from the bits of porn stars.

So you get your Anne Hathway sexbot, can she sue the manufacturer, does she have to get a portion of the proceeds, like royalties from sales? Would there be bootleg sex bot makers who build that look-alike model in Hong Kong?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

1049 Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (WI7YS)

1050 Why would fish wear clothes under water ?
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

to cover his bass

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (rpxSz)

1051 Maybe this is like the matrix. We all think we're in a stale thread, but we're really in the barrel.

Posted by: Neo at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (o4KRr)

1052 Does no one have a job?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 29, 2020 04:50 PM (0xMqp)

Yes, part time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (WI7YS)

1053 Eric Chlamydia is the whistleblower.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (NVYyb)

1054 The President can dump any ambassador for no reason at any time

This cannot be said enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (Boy/L)

1055 and so it begins...the Horde is taking the bait.

Go fish!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (xkSJa)

1056 OT: Does anyone know a good book to read about WW1? I really don't know much about it .

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (88xKn)

1057 Schiff making up shitt again

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (CqE5x)

1058 and so it begins...the Horde is taking the bait.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

turbot charged

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (rpxSz)

1059 1026 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



lets have the details

don't be koi
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (rpxSz)

---

Was it on porpoise?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (jXl0H)

------

Dolphinately.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

1060 I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM



Just be damned sure your wife doesn't see it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (axyOa)

1061 Shiffty is a mind reader, he tells us daily

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (ZCEU2)

1062 How much did the pike pay for his underwear?

A fin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (XN+hF)

1063 965
Don't hate me but both those women are averagely attractive with good
style, in my opinion. If they are crazy heads, then stay away. But
plenty enough attractive for kindness and commonsense to make good
company for lonely men.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (+CiEK)

Sure. You can discuss the finer culinary techniques of cooking rabbit. Fricasse? Par Boil? Poach? Blanch?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

1064 All they have to do is wait till they are old. There won't be any available guys.

I find it interesting they are most triggered by women suggesting that being a housewife with the husband in charge is the best way for women to live.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Lqy/e)

1065 986
958 Why I went searching for and found a wife in the Philippines.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Vy7tf)



Well, let's hope she didn't marry you for the green card and the reliable electrical grid we have here in the US.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 29, 2020 04:53 PM (+CiEK)

Knew a guy who married Filipino when in the service and brought her here. a few years and he thought she was becoming too 'Americanized' (not sure what that meant to him) and moved her back to the Philippines with him.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (hmgiv)

1066 I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (dUJdY)
-------------------

My first, and only, encounter with fishnet stockings in the wild was Uptown Minneapolis...they were on a pair of really long legs, wearing high heels..and...it was a man, baby.

Yeah, I started at the legs. Yeesh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Mc5lZ)

1067 >>did you see the picture at the top?

Not that bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

1068 I tell him now and then - do not marry a girl that has went to college, and if possible - do not marry a girl from the USA or Western Europe.

He's fifteen.
Posted by: Shit Happens

90 day fianceeeee tells us that women is crazy the world over (mens too)
Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (SFOr6)

Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)

1069 OMG, Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked. Accusing the WH lawyers of deception.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (NVYyb)

1070 966 Got nothing, just wanna be a team player.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 04:51 PM (hmgiv)


There is no 69 in TEAM.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Vy7tf)

1071 So now we are past the 1000 post off topic rule......

Redbreast Single Pot Lustau > everything else I've tried.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (88+cf)

1072 Flynn filing is (insert dumb twitter "fire" emoji/symbol/thinggy).

But of course it is.

The sub-scandal here is how is it possible for a facially ridiculous charge against one of the highest ranking public officials in the country be forwarded, and get any traction, and not be easily contested in court - vs. negotiations/pleas/blah blah blah. Absurd.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (El6T/)

1073 and so it begins...the Horde is taking the bait.

Go fish!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020


*
*

We always have a creel good time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (Ejm1K)

1074 T: Does anyone know a good book to read about WW1? I really don't know much about it .
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (88xKn)

The Sleepwalkers, Christopher Clark

It's about the run-up and it's excellent

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (CqE5x)

1075 1057 Schiff making up shitt again
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (CqE5x)
-----

Yep,

Schiff: ManBearPig is real. Super serious.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (G0vdT)

1076 who's poster does the fish have over his bed ?


Terri Garr

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (rpxSz)

1077 Especially when you gotta acknowledge that you're at least 20 years older than either of them. How good do you think you look to them?
Posted by: Tom Servo
-----

How close to closing time is it, and how much alcohol has been consumed?

Relevant questions, I believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (xSo9G)

1078 What is this the Shifty show?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (wiXsO)

1079
* rakes tin cup against jail bars *
Posted by: weft cut-loop

======


Can we please get Willow here to post something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM (M9ntN)

1080 Especially when you gotta acknowledge that you're at least 20 years older than either of them. How good do you think you look to them?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

They would be so lucky.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (U9Qbt)

1081 just when I thought all the fish puns on the planet had been used up.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (hmgiv)

1082 ... 31 hours to brexit!

Posted by: mjc at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (Pg+x7)

1083 I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jewells45

---

My Dear, the answer clearly is to not wear underwear.

(You're welcome!)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

1084 And then it's 1000+ posts, and then it's the lousy puns, and then the Singularity.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (bCLt0)

1085 Schiff whining. He must be afraid they've failed.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (R0z7P)

1086
I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM


-----

I never "got" the fascination with lingerie.

"Here put this on"
"ooooh thats HAWT.... now take it off."

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (8XRCm)

1087 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)
..........

Watch out for that fishhook dangling around in there.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

1088 Schitt doesn't want the Bolton book redacted, but won't allow the whistleblower named...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

1089 OT: Does anyone know a good book to read about WW1? I really don't know much about it .

On origins, Barbara Tuchman's The Guns of August.

Survey book, Martin Gilbert's The First World War.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (Boy/L)

1090 1069 OMG, Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked. Accusing the WH lawyers of deception.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (NVYyb)
--------

He's getting desperate.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

1091 90 day fianceeeee tells us that women is crazy the world over (mens too)

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (SFOr6)


True. I hate it for the boy. Really do.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (cpLq8)

1092 WWI? The Beauty and the Sorrow is good. Let me pull up the info on the other I like.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (Lqy/e)

1093 Schiff is just flailing now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

1094 Back to the investigating Crazy Uncle Joe is a crime

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (ZCEU2)

1095 Especially when you gotta acknowledge that you're at least 20 years older than either of them. How good do you think you look to them?

---

If it weren't for daddy issues, my game would disappear.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (jXl0H)

1096 Paging Kip Addotta...

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (RuIsu)

1097 Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)

So true.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (H8QX8)

1098 I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM


Just be damned sure your wife doesn't see it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020


*
*

Especially if it's a lot smaller size than she wears!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (Ejm1K)

1099 Are any Senators in possession of a gutta percha cane, as in olden days? If so, start using it is my advice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (NVYyb)

1100 Hanging out with my chum

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (Vy7tf)

1101 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)
..........

What gave it away, the fresher smell?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

1102 Schiff whining. He must be afraid they've failed.
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (R0z7P)

He's playing to the cheap seats in the lunatic fringe of the left right now. Nothing more.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (DU2N9)

1103 Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.

That's the rule, but like Eastern European girls, even though genetically inclined they don't have to. Poor diet, heavy smoking, excessive drink, and a dissipated lifestyle can really take its toll. If she takes care of herself she can stay non-potato.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

1104 1084
And then it's 1000+ posts, and then it's the lousy puns, and then the Singularity.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (bCLt0)

Hey! These are top shelf puns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (1CjJc)

1105 She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Oh.. duh.. I see.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (dUJdY)

1106 OMG, Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked. Accusing the WH lawyers of deception.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (NVYyb)

Everyone in the Chamber knows he's an asshole by now--if they didn't know it before.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (CqE5x)

1107 Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked.

Can we please be done with this? FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (Boy/L)

1108

4 more hours of this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (vEIlU)

1109
I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear



Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM



lets have the details

don't be koi
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 04:55 PM (rpxSz)








I hate fish puns. They're ichthy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (kw0bd)

1110 Holy Mackeral, all these fish puns!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (XN+hF)

1111 All they have to do is wait till they are old. There won't be any available guys.

I find it interesting they are most triggered by women suggesting that being a housewife with the husband in charge is the best way for women to live.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Lqy/e)
+++++++++++++
The BBC ran an article on a young woman who rejected feminism and became a "trad wife" - a "traditional" wife who stays home with the kids and keeps the house. The horrors.

My favorite tweeted response (found via Titania McGrath):
for those in my comments who don't know, so-called "trad wives" are white supremacist women who devote themselves to domestic duties in the service of perpetuating the white race. it is a dog whistle meant to sound less white supremacist than it is

No thank. No bid. Not ever. A woman that messed up cannot be in consideration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (I2dne)

1112 Wrote awhile ago Democrats have only talking points

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)

1113 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)


You sure it wasn't a Brown Trouser Trout?

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (88+cf)

1114 Hahahaha:

Schiff: "of all the gin joints..."

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

1115 Try The First World War by John Keegan.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (Lqy/e)

1116 I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jewells45

---

What do you care ? You're gonna be nakee if KC wins, right ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (arJlL)

1117 That doesn't look like any bar I've been in.



Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (dmiLK)

1118 Especially when you gotta acknowledge that you're at least 20 years older than either of them. How good do you think you look to them?
Posted by: Tom Servo
-----

How close to closing time is it, and how much alcohol has been consumed?

Relevant questions, I believe.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 04:59 PM


Have you told them there is liquor in the limo, or talking about the how great the Subaru is for driving.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (axyOa)

1119 I want a girl with a short skirt and some big eyebrows.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 03:14 PM

----------------------------------------------

Well, doesn't that take the Cake!

Posted by: stumck at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (w9Wax)

1120 >> Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.


Real short half life on the mexi-Beauty.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (We5nk)

1121 Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)
........

It's a disease.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

1122 Is there a prize for hitting comment 1000? Maybe a free ampersand.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

1123 I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff
you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from
the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM





Just be damned sure your wife doesn't see it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020



*

*



Especially if it's a lot smaller size than she wears!


Even if that smaller size is yours?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (xkSJa)

1124 >>4 more hours of this

You wish. There's a whole more day of this crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

1125 I never "got" the fascination with lingerie.

"Here put this on"
"ooooh thats HAWT.... now take it off."
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (8XRCm)
-----------

Reminds me of Trapper John explaining that he wanted mink around the bottom of the negligee so his wife's neck wouldn't get cold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (Mc5lZ)

1126 I think Ace fell asleep. Or maybe he just fell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

1127 Schiff is now rolling ball bearings in his hand and using geometric logic.

Posted by: its a movie at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (7NfrT)

1128 I never "got" the fascination with lingerie.

Yeah me either. Great for photos, but not so gripping in real life. Just wearing one of my button down shirts is fine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

1129 WWI novels. All Quiet on the Western Front, August 1914.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (bCLt0)

1130 I understand that people are sad about Kobe and company, but I had to block a bunch of twitterers who are taking it to "where I was when JFK died and how the whole word changed" levels of insanity.
Multimillionaire gets family and friends killed trying to avoid LA traffic is not so interesting as a story.

Posted by: Downcast at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (6xMwB)

1131 There are a lot more halibut to fish puns to go.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (ZCEU2)

1132 Larry Kudlow explaining USMCA on Fox Biz. Maybe the lefty MSM should watch; they might learn something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (NVYyb)

1133 With Calves like that, I'll skip the Veal Chop.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (We5nk)

1134 Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.

That's the rule, but like Eastern European girls, even though genetically inclined they don't have to. Poor diet, heavy smoking, excessive drink, and a dissipated lifestyle can really take its toll. If she takes care of herself she can stay non-potato.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, but if the Mexican girls have very little Spanish blood, there's very little they can do. They all have bodies that seem to.....get old fast...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (CqE5x)

1135 Shit I learnt today PSA: U-Haul has a propane fill-up station at most locations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (DhaqP)

1136
1091 90 day fianceeeee tells us that women is crazy the world over (mens too)

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (SFOr6)

True. I hate it for the boy. Really do.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM (cpLq
***********
That show is a train wreck... and I can't turn the channel when it's on.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (wiXsO)

1137
Mexican girls are hot hot chica's at 16, but magically become Gordita's by 25.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=======

You want magical. I know girls who were hot hot at 23 and became gorditas at 21.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (M9ntN)

1138 Schiff: "of all the gin joints..."
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

Has he said "round up the usual suspects." Yet?

Posted by: Your sycophant press at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (6XlcD)

1139 I think that any college that assigns feminist literature should be required to follow up with the biography of the author. Many feminist authors did not end well.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (Lqy/e)

1140
Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked.

------

They allow "can I fuck you in the ass??" on the Senate FLoor???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

1141 All right, everybody clean up your act. Fenelon is lurking.

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (JvXAe)

1142 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a Mexi-beauty your wife

Cuz from my personal point of view, she's be a gordita by twenty-two. Hey!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (XN+hF)

1143 I've haddock with these puns.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (H8QX8)

1144 You're gonna be nakee if KC wins, right ?

Probably, not that any of you degenerates will see it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

1145 I think the fishnet stuff was specialized wear, the kind of stuff you'd buy for your girlfriend in a shop in the French Quarter, or from the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. She wouldn't be wearing it long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 04:56 PM


Just be damned sure your wife doesn't see it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020

*
*

Especially if it's a lot smaller size than she wears!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:00 PM



Fistbump!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (axyOa)

1146 Whats the difference between and Italian girlfriend and an Italian wife? 30 pounds.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (hmgiv)

1147 Look, gotta give the Democrats credit where due. They took an absolute nothingburger and turned it into not one, but TWO articles of impeachment that they managed to get through their caucus with only a handful of defectors.

They have, nothing. They never had anything. But they managed to get a trial in the Senate over the Bad, Bad OrangeMan Who Is Bad for doing his fucking job.

In a way, I admire the raw, naked, political will demonstrated by this.

Made easier, no doubt, by the fact that they don't give a tinker's fucking damn what damage they're doing to the country they loathe.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (DU2N9)

1148 Favorite War Movies?

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)

1149 751 New job permits day drinking, so long as I don't abuse it!

Used to be standard in offices to have a bottle in the desk drawer (Mad Men wasn't making that up) as late as the 80s. I'm not endorsing it, just saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)


I had a well stocked credenza in my office up until I morphed into a work-at-home situation. That was a little over 10 yrs ago.

Don't ask about the end of year parties.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (di1hb)

1150 OMG, Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked. Accusing the WH lawyers of deception.

Translation: these are the questions I have printed out for me but we didn't get to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

1151 Hasn't Schiff been flailing for months - check that - years??

Lack of a concerted, relentless, vituperative GOP campaign to demonize and marginalize him (constant replaying of his public, and now documented, lies, and demands he address them, for example) has been disappointing, if unsurprising.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (El6T/)

1152 Sekulow has, I believe, argued effectively multiple times at SCOTUS but seems like a nervous schoolboy here.

Not sure what's up with that.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (DU2N9)


Race horse at the gate.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (ZS+GP)

1153 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)

Ever date people not as a result of a dating ap-you know, like people you met in real life first? I'm not asking for myself, mind you-Just curious

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (WI7YS)

1154 1122
Is there a prize for hitting comment 1000? Maybe a free ampersand.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

No idea. But who was the 'ette and what was the event that would lead to boobs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (1CjJc)

1155 4 more hours of this

You wish. There's a whole more day of this crap.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)


true. for today, I mean

can't do it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (vEIlU)

1156 Nigel's speech is epic, but he could've just said "LOLGF, Angela Merkel's Fourth Reich" and left and it would've been even more epic.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (ZGrMX)

1157 Shit I didn't learn: I don't know how they price it. The sign just said $3.86 or something. Don't know per what unit.

Per gallon? Per pound? Per weasel?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (DhaqP)

1158 ==Everyone in the Chamber knows he's an asshole by now--if they didn't know it before.==

Don't you really wonder what they all say about Schiff privately to their souses/significant others away from the chamber?

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (tkNkP)

1159 1141
All right, everybody clean up your act. Fenelon is lurking.

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (JvXAe)

Where!?
*hastily puts on grass skirt*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (hmgiv)

1160
Don't ask about the end of year parties.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (di1hb)


The time the German terrorists took over was weird?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (wCmLp)

1161 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)
..........

Quit carping about it.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

1162 Yeah me either. Great for photos, but not so gripping in real life. Just wearing one of my button down shirts is fine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
-------------

Shania Twain says hi.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (Mc5lZ)

1163 1152 Sekulow has, I believe, argued effectively multiple times at SCOTUS but seems like a nervous schoolboy here.

Not sure what's up with that.

Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 04:46 PM (DU2N9)

Race horse at the gate.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:04 PM (ZS+GP)

Nice imagery.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (ghFVE)

1164 Still waiting for the inevitable day when we are informed that we are compelled to date/have sex with certain people to prove we aren't bigots.

You know we'll get there eventually.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (R1mDg)

1165 Smell like a Filipino dried fish market in here

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (Vy7tf)

1166
I remember fishnet stockings.. but not underwear. That would be horribly uncomfortable.

Posted by: Jewells45

===================================
Fishnet stockings look great on table lamps!

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (Pqytn)

1167 Nigel waited a very long time for that moment. I'm glad he got it.

Well done, mates across the pond!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:05 PM (XN+hF)

1168 Just wearing one of my button down shirts is fine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

----

That or an old football jersey....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

1169 1163 1152 Sekulow has, I believe, argued effectively multiple times at SCOTUS but seems like a nervous schoolboy here.

Not sure what's up with that.

How would you react if you had to listen to this crap and couldn't answer back?

Posted by: Your sycophant press at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (6XlcD)

1170

The fact that Schiff knowingly and openly parties with teh dude who OD's black young men on meth for orgies tells us all we need to know.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (SFOr6)

1171 Sorry about the delay, but here's my rally report:

Needless to say, we didn't make it in to the rally. There were only 12-15 people in front of us at the cut-off, which was just heart-breaking.

We arrived at the staging area at about 6:30 AM Tuesday morning, and estimated that there were approximately 1,500 people in line ahead of us. Since the Convention Center holds 7,400, we were feeling pretty confident, even if our estimate was far off.. There were a quite a few tents at the beginning of the line, and nearly everyone had brought chairs, blankets and snacks in anticipation of the long wait. Everyone was friendly and in good spirits, and things were going well until the early afternoon. Many of the people at the front of the line were apparently acting as place holders, and soon there were scores of people joining them at the front. This went on for a couple of hours, adding hundreds of people. Those of us behind them were being pushed back and the line in our area was getting more and more cramped.

At about 3:00 PM we noticed hundreds of people assembling on the boardwalk, and the rumor was that they were just looking for a good vantage point for Jumbotron viewing. Well, those hundreds turned out to be nearly 2,000 "VIPs." As I'm sure you know, there are not 2,000 VIPs in all of New Jersey, much less in Wildwood. Turns out, these people were friends and family of local politicians, etc. At about 4:00 PM the boardwalk people disappeared into the venue, and they started letting in small groups of people from our line.

At that time, the Jumbotrons flashed messages indicating all the prohibited items, which naturally included chairs, blankets, etc. and instructing us to discard them before entering. Unfortunately, there was no place to properly dispose of them. There were no more than 10 or 12 55-gal. garbage cans in the entire corral which was approximately 200 yards long from north to south, and about 75 yards from east to west. There were perhaps 15 Port-a-Johns to the east of the line, and maybe 8-10 to the west. There were four concession stands on the street to the west of the line, and only one on the east side. If you were in the middle of the line, there was no way for you to get to the Port-a-Johns or to the concessions because of the interlocking barricades. If there was an emergency in the line, it would be impossible for first responders to get there in a timely manner.

The few garbage cans there were were all overflowing, with huge mounds of garbage surrounding them. The barricades were lined with discarded chairs, tents, blankets, coolers and other large items that people tried to keep off to the sides, but with the huge crowds and the darkness, people were inevitably tripping over everything as they snaked through the line. During the entire 13-hour ordeal, we only encountered two police officers. One Wildwood officer directed us to the line in the morning, and an officer from Stone Harbor who was the one who finally told us that they were not letting in any more people--and this was after 40 minutes of waiting and looking for information. There were absolutely no announcements made about anything.

Most disheartening were the newscasts this morning which reported only on the mess left by "the deplorables."

After we escaped the barricades (which is another whole story that I won't bore you with) we ended up at The City Pub. The place was filled with Trump supporters and the rally was on every television. They whooped and chanted as if we were there in person and everyone was having a great time. Had a quick late supper, a couple of drinks, and went back to the hotel and crashed.

Before driving home, we had a very nice breakfast at Bagel Time (one of the few places open.) There were several public works employees in there who overheard us talking about how disappointed we were, as well as the numerous suggestions by my NYPD friend who had quite a bit of experience with crowd control (think New Year's at Times Square.) On their way out the door, one of them apologized to us and said that their mayor hated Trump as much as Gov. Murphy does. Of course, this is purely anecdotal, but it would explain a lot.

So ends the whole tale!

Will probably be willowed, but whatever.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (sGotD)

1172
All of you multi-taskers posting in this thread and hitting F5 in the other tab.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (M9ntN)

1173 Favorite War Movies?

Patton
In Harm's Way
Tora Tora Tora
Green Berets
Saving Private Ryan

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (Boy/L)

1174 792 I'm thinking Philbin must have a photographic memory. He's amazing.
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 04:32 PM (R0z7P)

Showing that again, right now.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (ghFVE)

1175 Favorite War Movies?
Posted by: tubal

I grew up in North Jersey back when there were 3 channels.

I swear, A Walk in the Sun was on every Sunday.

I could prolly recite the whole script.

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (arJlL)

1176 On origins, Barbara Tuchman's The Guns of August.

Survey book, Martin Gilbert's The First World War.

Posted by: Circa
--------

Novel, of that era: A Soldier of the Great War, Helprin. It's a *novel*, and certainly no substitute for the histories, but a terrific read .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (xSo9G)

1177 I have to make supper soon, had lunch at 10:30

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (ZCEU2)

1178 1171

So ends the whole tale!

Will probably be willowed, but whatever.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (sGotD)

Not Bloody likely.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

1179 Shania Twain says hi.

In the long version CD extra track of "You Ought To Know" by Alanis Morisette, she starts out by narrating going over to her boyfriend's house, getting into his closet to wear some of his clothes because they smell like him, then finding evidence he's been cheating on her.

It was one part sexy and endearing and one part creepy stalker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

1180 That's the rule, but like Eastern European girls, even though
genetically inclined they don't have to. Poor diet, heavy smoking,
excessive drink, and a dissipated lifestyle can really take its toll.
If she takes care of herself she can stay non-potato.


Yep. Knew a couple, he had met her in Guadalajara and dragged her back to the states. After two kids she was still stunning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (xkSJa)

1181 Cry me a River

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (Vy7tf)

1182
I think that any college that assigns feminist literature should be required to follow up with the biography of the author. Many feminist authors did not end well.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (Lqy/e)







It's remarkable how many of the prominent feminists openly admit to having problems with mental illness. But God forbid that someone suggest that there MIGHT be a relationship....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (kw0bd)

1183 1172
All of you multi-taskers posting in this thread and hitting F5 in the other tab.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (M9ntN)

What other tab?

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (ghFVE)

1184 I really liked War Horse.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (bCLt0)

1185 With Calves like that, I'll skip the Veal Chop.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (We5nk)
........

Nice drumsticks. Woof.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

1186 1156 Nigel's speech is epic, but he could've just said "LOLGF, Angela Merkel's Fourth Reich" and left and it would've been even more epic.

I'll check it out later, I'm assuming he didn't mention 'Dresden', 'Cologne', 'Lancaster', or anything of the sort.

Ossie cow has done as much harm as the Russians ever did.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (8erNz)

1187 If ya don't feel the heat

Don't touch the meat

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (dmiLK)

1188 I have been wrong every step of the way on this impeachment shit

never thought they would ever do it

and thought the GOP was starting to fold

I'll never be more glad to be wrong if they fold this up on Friday

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (rpxSz)

1189 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)


You sure it wasn't a Brown Trouser Trout?


Posted by: Roland THTG at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM



Good thig it wasn't a Red Snapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)

1190 never "got" the fascination with lingerie.

Yeah me either. Great for photos, but not so gripping in real life. Just wearing one of my button down shirts is fine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:02 PM

It's not for you. It's for them to feel sexy which on second thought is ultimately for you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (U9Qbt)

1191 Also, We Were Soldiers.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (bCLt0)

1192 >>Fishnet stockings look great on table lamps!

Have one on my desk. It's inspiring.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

1193 I'm thinking Philbin must have a photographic memory. He's amazing.
Posted by: EveR
-----

Roberts may thinking, 'I wish the pygmies that appear before the SCOTUS made arguments like this, instead of the BS we have to listen to.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (xSo9G)

1194 Red Dawn count as a war movie?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (XN+hF)

1195
What other tab?
Posted by: m

======

We have a real pro here. Another window?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (M9ntN)

1196 937 This is a odd thread. Serious questions about the impeachment mixed in with in with less discussions about bout sexbots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 04:48 PM (WI7YS)


This is what happens when society equates natural sex with treachery.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (ZS+GP)

1197 1194 Red Dawn count as a war movie?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (XN+hF)


I would say yes.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (bCLt0)

1198 Damn IrishE.. sorry you didn't get in. They should not allow "placeholders". That's bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

1199 It's not for you. It's for them to feel sexy which on second thought is ultimately for you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (U9Qbt)

When I give such gifts, it is "Merry Christmas to me."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (1CjJc)

1200 1185 With Calves like that, I'll skip the Veal Chop.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (We5nk)
........

Nice drumsticks. Woof.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

Bang the drumsticks slowly

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (rpxSz)

1201 Great report, IrishEi!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (Mc5lZ)

1202 Q from Cruz.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (ghFVE)

1203 do not marry a girl from the USA or Western Europe.

But Canada's okay, eh?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 05:09 PM (pPNCa)

1204 Black Hawk Down
Battleground
Paths of Glory
Master and Commander
only the first 30 minutes of SPR

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

1205 Sure to be willowed...

My dick, my choice.

Sorry if already mentioned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (3H9h1)

1206 OK

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (CqE5x)

1207 Loooong question from Cruz about the 'whistleblower'.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (cF8AT)

1208 Hilarious but perfect illustration of the fleas Democrats have attracted. Schumer invited Lev Parnas to the Senate today, as an irritant to the Republicans and because he likes to be an asshole whenever he can be, but Parnas got kicked out. It turns out, as a convicted felon pending appeals, he is wearing a US Marshall's ankle bracelet and all electronics are barred. Perfect.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (NVYyb)

1209 *snort. Ben Had I love you!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

1210 With calves like that, baby she was born to run!

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (bCLt0)

1211

Did the Whistleblower work with Joe Biden?
etc

wow, what will they say

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (vEIlU)

1212 Cruz Hawley: "Did the whistleblower ever work for Joe Biden?"

Posted by: corn and beans at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (tkNkP)

1213
Favorite War Movies...

Saving Private Ryan.... (I know I know)
We Were Soldiers
Gladiator
Das Boot
30 Seconds Over Tokyo

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (8XRCm)

1214 Great question on Whistle blower.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

1215 "Did the whistleblower ever work for Biden?"

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (ghFVE)

1216 Great report, IrishEi!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Yes; thank you !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (arJlL)

1217 I thought Schiff didn't know who was the WB

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (CqE5x)

1218 Full Metal jacket

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)

1219 It's remarkable how many of the prominent feminists openly admit to having problems with mental illness. But God forbid that someone suggest that there MIGHT be a relationship....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-------

Ah. But, you see, those problems were caused by the cis-normative society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (xSo9G)

1220 Favorite War Movies?

Kelly's Heroes
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Where Eagles Dare
The Dirty Dozen
The Big Red One
Full Metal Jacket
Henry V (Brannagh)
Lawrence of Arabia
Dr Strangelove
A Bridge Too Far
Casablanca (well, its set during the war)
Band of Brothers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

1221 Posted by: Jewells45

---

What do you care ? You're gonna be nakee if KC wins, right ?



Pish. She didn't do anything for the divisional championship.

alexthechick and bebe's boobs destroy are girls you can count on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (gd9RK)

1222 I once caught a Northern Pike in my underwear

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 04:49 PM (arJlL)

You sure it wasn't a Brown Trouser Trout?

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 29, 2020 05:01 PM

Good thig it wasn't a Red Snapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)
.......

or a spiky blowfish.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

1223 Lol! Schiff worried for poor Eric Ciaramella and his big ole GFM account.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (R0z7P)

1224 Dont forget Band of Brothers

Posted by: Pliney at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (nzKWW)

1225 1184 I really liked War Horse.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:07 PM (bCLt0

Whore Horse. Is that the one with Sarah Jessica Parker?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (Vy7tf)

1226 Question from Cruz was to Schiff....

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (cF8AT)

1227 Of course, Schiff is not going to answer.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

1228 Red Dawn Chong?

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

1229 Why we protect secound hand whistleblowers like Ciaramella

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)

1230 Full Metal jacket
Posted by: Skip
-------

Hmm. Near miss, fifty years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (CDGwz)

1231

Deflecting!!!!

Not answering!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (vEIlU)

1232

If that 90 Day show has taught me anything, it's that people will do anything not to get their own shit together before finding a romantic partner.

Seriously, you have debt? Don't go to Ukraine to find a wife. You have problems with tursting women? Don't give a 20 year old a credit card that you pay for.

It's not rocket fucking science.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (SFOr6)

1233 Well there's a lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

1234 Why do I always get Schiffed?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (hmgiv)

1235 @paulsperry_

BREAKING: Eric Ciaramella,the CIA operative believed to be the "whistleblower," is captured in this 2015 photo taking notes b/t Biden adviser Michael Carpenter & NSC's Liz Zentos in WH meeting w Ukrainian officials.Carpenter later appeared w Biden in infamous "son of a bitch" vid


Oh Schiff lying his ass off about the whistleblower.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (cF8AT)

1236 alexthechick and bebe's boobs destroy are girls you can count on.

Oh yeah? You got pics of them? Huh? huh??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

1237 Shiffty lies like a oriental rug

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)

1238 do sexrobots dig electric eels ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (rpxSz)

1239 I thought Saving Private Ryan was a really powerful, well-made movie but I couldn't really watch it more than once. Like Schindler's List.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

1240 4 Great question on Whistle blower.
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)


They all know who it is. This is a big dumb parlor game.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (cpLq8)

1241 He's answering the question

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

1242 Schiff lying his butt off. Doesn't mention he hired Sean Misko, Eric's bff, the day after the phone call.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (R0z7P)

1243 I love it when a thread goes so far off the rails my comments make sense.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

1244 Schiff saying he does not know who the WB is, has not met them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (vEIlU)

1245 1228 Red Dawn Chong?
Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

What happened to her?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (H8QX8)

1246 Good ol' Woodrow Wilson. extended the slaughter by a year and set up a century plus of shit.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (nFwvY)

1247 Kelly's Heroes
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Where Eagles Dare
The Dirty Dozen
The Big Red One
Full Metal Jacket
Henry V (Brannagh)
Lawrence of Arabia
Dr Strangelove
A Bridge Too Far
Casablanca (well, its set during the war)
Band of Brothers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------

Not Longest Day?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (CDGwz)

1248 1217 I thought Schiff didn't know who was the WB
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (CqE5x)

He just reaffirmed that.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (ghFVE)

1249 You have problems with tursting women?

Is that what the kids call it now ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (arJlL)

1250 Schiff being very careful about his denials.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (G0vdT)

1251 1140
Schiff is now answering questions he wishes he had been asked.

------

They allow "can I fuck you in the ass??" on the Senate FLoor???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (8XRCm)


Well, yes, Schiff has to get down on the floor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

1252 Oh well if Schiff says there's nothing to see then we should just drop the issue.

I'm sure he feels the same way about Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

1253 Oh yeah? You got pics of them? Huh? huh??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

=========

Of course

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (NVYyb)

1254 The real question is can we get to comment 12345.

Posted by: President Skroob at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (Tqncl)

1255 Not Longest Day?

Yeah, that probably qualifies, too. I love those "this movie has everyone!" films even if the casting doesn't always work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

1256 I think Ace fell asleep. Or maybe he just fell.
Posted by: Jewells45


Ace on the Shelf. It could happen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (vcOmj)

1257 He won't answer the question of he worked for Biden or the Quid Pro Quo of Biden with Ukraine.

Not even close.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (vEIlU)

1258 Oh, I liked Patton, too.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (bCLt0)

1259 Boo-hooing about how his staff has been treated.

Oh bite me Schiff.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

1260 Oh yes and Das Boot

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

1261
I give up. I have to go to lunch.

One of you take U*(*&0-29pfieer7y03 in the next thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (M9ntN)

1262 He's giving the Pat Geary speech from The Godfather 2

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)

1263 Granted, I'm a married dude, so it's been a while since I've ever assessed something like these women...

The most off-putting thing about either of them are the smug feminist superiority smirks.

In my single days, I wouldn't have wasted the time hitting on either of them in a social setting, because that smirk tells me failure is a foregone conclusion.

These women are victims of the very feminism they thought would make their life better. Due to it, every guy that talks to them is a pig. And then after spending all evening shooting everybody down, SHOCKER, they go home to a Marie Calendar microwave meal and a box of snack-cakes.

Beyond that...girl on the left is also victim to the feminist belief that makeup is Male Oppression. She doesn't need to go overboard, but like all things in life, effort into a situation indicates motivation to achieve a desired outcome. I'm a believer of less-being-more, so it wouldn't take a ton. But show a little effort.

Girl on the right fell victim to the feminist belief that all male hairstyles are options for women. Maybe the angle is deceiving, but it looks like she is sporting a Moe from Three Stooges. Grow that out. I have seen VERY few women successfully pull off a super short / pixie haircut. It almost never works. She looks like a teenage boy.

But still - the biggest ugliness is their mindset, and they wear it on their sleeves.

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (RQDhf)

1264 Schiff is sounding very Comeyesque.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (ghFVE)

1265 Schiff complaining people object to coup attempts and treason. What a shithead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (NVYyb)

1266 If I take my sexbot to the supermarket can I plug her in at the car charging station?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

1267 Thanks for the report, IrishEI. I'm sorry that you didn't get in but I think it's great you tried.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

1268 Hacksaw Ridge is excellent

Posted by: Your sycophant press at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

1269 They all know who it is. This is a big dumb parlor game.
Posted by: Shit Happens
-------

'Charades'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (CDGwz)

1270 Casablanca (well, its set during the war)

And there's gambling !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (arJlL)

1271 1244 Schiff saying he does not know who the WB is, has not met them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:13 PM (vEIlU)


Schiff said this under oath?

Is he under oath?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (sy5kK)

1272 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

1273
Favorite War Movies?

Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)







Y'know, my first reaction was to make some snarky comment about "realistic" war films. But then I remembered that a lot of the combat sequences are actually quite brutal. Much more so than you'd expect from a comedy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (kw0bd)

1274 Is this where we start questioning the structural integrity of shelves and wonder if that might have anything to do with this new expanded thread format?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (Mc5lZ)

1275 Casablanca's so great, it counts just because Casablanca.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (XN+hF)

1276 Zulu

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (88xKn)

1277 Schiff being very careful about his denials.
====
He knows its one of say two people.

He is just playing the game I don't know who it is. Because I've created a fiction where it could possible be this other person who is really a cut out.

Posted by: its a movie at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (VNnzD)

1278 Men don't want to date angry bitches.

News at 11.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

1279 OMG he's doing the "Flounder" speech from Animal House.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (G0vdT)

1280 1268 Hacksaw Ridge is excellent
Posted by: Your sycophant press at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (6XlcD)


Amen to that.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (bCLt0)

1281 1272
FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Too soon.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (hmgiv)

1282

Ace's next post title will be:

Gotcha to 2000 Beatches!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (vEIlU)

1283 Boo-hooing about how his staff has been treated.

Oh bite me Schiff.
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

====

These past few months, they've had to put in some SOLID 30-HOUR WORK-WEEKS.

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (RQDhf)

1284 I enjoyed Hacksaw ridge. I would have enjoyed Heartbreak Ridge but it just is too cheesy. Clint ALMOST makes it work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

1285 The Dirty Dozen

What a great cast !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (arJlL)

1286 1254 The real question is can we get to comment 12345.
Posted by: President Skroob at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (Tqncl)

I think that, by then, it would be an Old Thread, and commenting on it would get us banned.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (ghFVE)

1287 Zulu
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (88xKn)


Shaka Zulu, y'all.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

1288 Pull Ciaramella on the witness stand, Shiffty says we don't need the fkin rat who started this anymore

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)

1289 I thought Schiff didn't know who was the WB

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (CqE5x)



He just reaffirmed that.


Waiting for the Schiff/Ciaramella photos to drop...
Not that I know anything, just think it would be hilarious for the Trump team lawyers to have something like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (xkSJa)

1290 Sorry I just got back in to start the nood, but I can't think of anything clever to say or post. I guess we'll see if just commenting is good enough. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (MocBh)

1291 1280 1268 Hacksaw Ridge is excellent
Posted by: Your sycophant press at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (6XlcD)


LOl.. I still have my sock on

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (6XlcD)

1292 Sink the Bismarck?

Prolly trashed the spelling.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (3H9h1)

1293 Attack!Pork Chop HillGo Tell The Spartans

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (Pqytn)

1294 Y'know, my first reaction was to make some snarky comment about "realistic" war films. But then I remembered that a lot of the combat sequences are actually quite brutal. Much more so than you'd expect from a comedy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (kw0bd)
-----------

The minefield part was rather grim, wasn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (Mc5lZ)

1295 1284 I enjoyed Hacksaw ridge. I would have enjoyed Heartbreak Ridge but it just is too cheesy. Clint ALMOST makes it work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

Cheesy's a good description.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

1296 1200+ comments and no one is worried about the Wuhan flu that's going to kill everything on the planet . . .

(do I need a sarc tag?)

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (pPNCa)

1297 Fuck. I need coffee just to make coffee. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (hmgiv)

1298 >>>So ends the whole tale!

Will probably be willowed, but whatever.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (sGotD)


Maybe that's why he cut the rally short.
It was poorly organized.
He doesn't like things like that.

Write him a letter.

And thanks for the report, sorry you didn't make it in.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (ZS+GP)

1299 Saw War Horse on an interminable int'l flight (as I see most movies, if at all, for many years now).

Seem to have stumbled on a bunch of recent Russian WWII movies with a common theme of female Red Army units and a central character (male non-com leading them). Some Moron here pointed me to "But Here the Dawn is Quiet" (my translation) - maybe Skip?

Then somehow I came across another one, with the odd and very Soviet title that translates as "Defense Ministry Supply Train" about a guy ordered to bring vodka rations to the front after Stalin approves the concept.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (El6T/)

1300 "hope and glory", perhaps the most realistic ww II movie ever.

Posted by: mjc at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (Pg+x7)

1301 I wonder how the Senate page's hair smells?

Posted by: Joe Biden, foreign affirs expert at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (NVYyb)

1302 Ace was reading the instructions on his shelves

and presently looking in his fridge for a plum named "Bob"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (rpxSz)

1303 Ever date people not as a result of a dating ap-you know, like people you met in real life first? I'm not asking for myself, mind you-Just curious

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Yes, darlin'. My online dating experience is rather thin. I got one good girl out of that, twenty years ago, and we're still friends.

All of the other real girls have come from real life.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)

1304 Lots of boobies in Shaka Zulu

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (ZCEU2)

1305

1249 You have problems with tursting women?

Is that what the kids call it now ?
Posted by: JT


Well, it is nearly comment 1300. Spelling is out the window, dude.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (SFOr6)

1306 Who farted?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (hmgiv)

1307 Pork Chop Hill is a tough movie but its really well done. Plus: Gregory Peck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

1308 I would have enjoyed Heartbreak Ridge but it just is too cheesy. Clint ALMOST makes it work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah. Kind of a bunch of one-dimensional characters. And Mario van Peebles was so cringe-inducing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (xPJvm)

1309 Is that the non-whistleblower whistleblower, or the whistleblower non-whistleblower?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

1310 Enemy at the Gates is great

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (6XlcD)

1311 Can we get to 2,000?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (ayFCE)

1312 Those Lawfare shits are trying to burn down the Senate.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (R0z7P)

1313 "Sink the Bismarck" One of Johnny Horton's best songs.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (Pqytn)

1314 . . . Girl on the right fell victim to the feminist belief that all male hairstyles are options for women. Maybe the angle is deceiving, but it looks like she is sporting a Moe from Three Stooges. Grow that out. I have seen VERY few women successfully pull off a super short / pixie haircut. It almost never works. She looks like a teenage boy. . . .

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020


*
*

Her hair is dark and so is the panel behind her, but I think she has a normal fall of long dark hair sweeping below her shoulders. I didn't get the impression that she has a boyish bob.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (Ejm1K)

1315 1311
Can we get to 2,000?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (ayFCE)

I'm not betting on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (hmgiv)

1316 Okay Ace is just toying with us now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

1317 Who farted?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:17 PM (hmgiv)
........

I don't know but there's a guy up above with a fish in his pants.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

1318 >>Favorite War Movies?

It would take me less time to list ones I didn't like.


But of those I liked not mentioned or mentioned much:
Thin Red Line
Hell's Angels
Platoon
Galipoli

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (1CjJc)

1319 John Bolton put classified info in manuscript to leak via Vidman bros. Snake he is.

Posted by: Soon at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)

1320 Favorite War Movies?



Kelly's Heroes

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Where Eagles Dare

The Dirty Dozen

The Big Red One

Full Metal Jacket

Henry V (Brannagh)

Lawrence of Arabia

Dr Strangelove

A Bridge Too Far

Casablanca (well, its set during the war)

Band of Brothers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

All those PlusDas Boot;Downfall;The Longest Day;Battle of Britain;Patton;Cross of Iron;


Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

1321 You guys keep watch while I jimmy open Ace's liquor cabinet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (xPJvm)

1322 Yeah, that probably qualifies, too. I love those "this movie has everyone!" films even if the casting doesn't always work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:14 PM (KZzsI)


Does Catch 22 count as a war movie?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (1g7ch)

1323 1296
1200+ comments and no one is worried about the Wuhan flu that's going to kill everything on the planet . . .


(do I need a sarc tag?)Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 05:16 PM (pPNCa)


Did anybody prove that the Wuhan Biohazard site's logo is an umbrella?
We at least know Corona is an anagram for Racoon.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (MocBh)

1324 Plus: Gregory Peck.

Guns of Navarone.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (pPNCa)

1325 So we're supposed to believe that the non whistleblower whistleblower met with Schiffs aides and they didn't tell him his name? Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (6XlcD)

1326 Huh, getting Hacksaw Ridge from the library, first DVD to watch on the new computer.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (El6T/)

1327


Can't one of the cobs just post an open thread?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (SFOr6)

1328 How long was the longest thread?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (0OmEj)

1329 favorite war movie is Sahara with Lulu Belle

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (nFwvY)

1330 I d rather face an army of bloodthirsty ballsack ticks than date a wokeist loon.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (W2taJ)

1331 All of the other real girls have come from real life.

What is this "real life" you speak of?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (xkSJa)

1332 Patton
To Hell and Back
Sgt York
King Rat
Paths of Glory

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (U9Qbt)

1333 Held this Q on adverse inference until just in time for nightly news.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (R0z7P)

1334 I don't know but there's a guy up above with a fish in his pants.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

Thanks. I was looking for a Lena comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (hmgiv)

1335 1328
How long was the longest thread?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (0OmEj)

Over 5,000. Banhammer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

1336 They Were Soldiers

Posted by: Soon at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (WX+x0)

1337 How long was the longest thread?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (0OmEj)


Memorial Day, IIRC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (wCmLp)

1338 I did like Enemy at the Gates.

Years in the future, film historians will be baffled at how Mario Van Peebles had a film career. My brother and I went to see Posse in the theater. We both like westerns a lot, how bad could it be?

Yeah.

That bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

1339 favorite war movie is Sahara with Lulu Belle
Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (nFwvY)

I include Sahara in my top ten movies not just war movies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (U9Qbt)

1340 1147 Look, gotta give the Democrats credit where due. They took an absolute nothingburger and turned it into not one, but TWO articles of impeachment that they managed to get through their caucus with only a handful of defectors.

They have, nothing. They never had anything. But they managed to get a trial in the Senate over the Bad, Bad OrangeMan Who Is Bad for doing his fucking job.

In a way, I admire the raw, naked, political will demonstrated by this.

Made easier, no doubt, by the fact that they don't give a tinker's fucking damn what damage they're doing to the country they loathe.
Posted by: DocJ at January 29, 2020 05:03 PM (DU2N9)


Yeah, but they also had PROGDA working 24/7/365, doing the heavy lifting, lying, and covering up anyone who dare issue a peep when calling BS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

1341 White privilege is a "Marxist lie" and I do want millennials to drop their obsession with "social justice".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (nfcV2)

1342 1200+ comments and no one is worried about the Wuhan flu that's going to kill everything on the planet . . .
.........

It's only Wednesday, coronavirus is usually worse on the weekends.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

1343 it's over. finally, thank God.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (B+t5k)

1344 Anyone know if Ace has one of those Lifeline pendants? Maby he's just making himself a real nice sammich.

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (JvXAe)

1345 Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (1CjJc)

1346 "You're darn right you should draw an adverse inference."

That's a weird mix of mannerisms.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (ghFVE)

1347 Plus: Gregory Peck.

Guns of Navarone.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020


*
*

Eye of the Needle w/ Donald Sutherland as a very efficient German spy in WWII.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (Ejm1K)

1348 How long was the longest thread?

Election night in 2016 was amazing .

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (88xKn)

1349 Did anybody prove that the Wuhan Biohazard site's logo is an umbrella?
We at least know Corona is an anagram for Racoon.
Posted by: clutch cargo



Their umbrella panels are aqua and white.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (vz4z/)

1350 China built a hospital in 24 hours. So why can't they manufacture desirable sexbots.

Poor people have to throw a wig dress on a Water Wiggle turn on the water and go to town.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Tu54I)

1351 Battle of Britain, I should have added that. The Man Who Was Nobody is great too, old British film. More of a spy movie, but still set during the war. Sahara with Bogart was great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

1352 Memorial Day, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (wCmLp)

oh, that one stunk like dead Wuhan bat

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (M+Lyo)

1353 It's only Wednesday, coronavirus is usually worse on the weekends.

Especially Sunday morning

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (6XlcD)

1354 He is just playing the game I don't know who it is. Because I've created a fiction where it could possible be this other person who is really a cut out.
Posted by: its a movie


Schroedinger's whistleblower.

It's all bullsh*t, of course.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

1355 Posse with Kirk Douglas? yeah that sucked bad.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (nFwvY)

1356 Sahara, the one filmed out in Anza Borrego with Bogart and the Lee tank??

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (El6T/)

1357 like a couple of posters above, I thought We Were Soldiers was very good.

Also, Tora, Tora, Tora. I like that they don't junk it up trying to make any personal interest plots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

1358 Anyone know if Ace has one of those Lifeline pendants?
====
you think he's fallen and can't get up?

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Rhhue)

1359 My fav war movie is Mrs. Miniver

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (rpxSz)

1360

Been watching the Vikings tv show.

Schiff wouldn't have survived 5 mins into the first episode.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (vEIlU)

1361 I liked Memphis Belle

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (M+Lyo)

1362 Philbin be dissing' on Schiff.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (ghFVE)

1363 The virus has to cross the Intl Date Line to yesterday, so we may already be in trouble.

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (RuIsu)

1364 We are nowhere near peak comments

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

1365 Sahara, the one filmed out in Anza Borrego with Bogart and the Lee tank??
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (El6T/)

Yep . The Lulu Belle

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (U9Qbt)

1366 Been watching the Vikings tv show.

Schiff wouldn't have survived 5 mins into the first episode.

Me too... Doubt he would make it that long

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (6XlcD)

1367 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (sGotD)

1368 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (vEIlU)

1369 There was an old B&W WWI pilot film whose title I cannot remember that was really good too. I think it was silent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

1370 Nood it's a tax.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (1CjJc)

1371 nood roberts

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (ghFVE)

1372 CRT, Hell's Angels

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (1CjJc)

1373 fuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (rpxSz)

1374 Sahara, the one filmed out in Anza Borrego with Bogart and the Lee tank??
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:22 PM (El6T/)

Yep . The Lulu Belle
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020


*
*

There was a remake with Jim (not John) Belushi as the sergeant. I haven't seen it, but I think Belushi could have made it work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (Ejm1K)

1375 Yes Sahara has Boogie,

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)

1376 i'm staying here til we reach 2000

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (B+t5k)

1377
Years in the future, film historians will be baffled at how Mario Van Peebles had a film career. My brother and I went to see Posse in the theater. We both like westerns a lot, how bad could it be?

Yeah.

That bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)







He has a career because his Daddy made a shitty but oh so trendy blacksploitation film.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (kw0bd)

1378 Afternoon delights are much better than that damn song.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (Tu54I)

1379 Cannibal Bob, I keep leaving dates for the MOMe for you? Have you seen any of them?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (dmiLK)

1380 Noodus Robertus

(I'm gonna miss this thread.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (Ejm1K)

1381

"Does this dress make my feminism look fat?"

Holy shit, warn me before you post shit like that.
No charity sex for either of the harridans, the fatty or the horse face flat chested nags.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (7Bdxi)

1382 Anyone know if Ace has one of those Lifeline pendants?
====
you think he's fallen and can't get up?
Posted by: simplemind

Either that or he's been taken out by an Iranian sleeper cell.

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (JvXAe)

1383 Plus: Gregory Peck.

Guns of Navarone.
Posted by: Basement Cat


12 O'Clock High

They have actually shown that movie at the Service Academies in recent years to instruct on leadership.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (vcOmj)

1384 1319 John Bolton put classified info in manuscript to leak via Vidman bros. Snake he is.
Posted by: Soon at January 29, 2020 05:18 PM (WX+x0)


If so, then Bolton is screwed.

Most of the non-Romney Repubs will turn on him, and the Democrats don't give a damn one way or another, after he becomes useless as a tool to take down Trump.


Good.

Burn his ass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

1385 Bolton put classified information in the manuscript to
a. monkey wrench the leakers
b. publicity for his book

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (ZS+GP)

1386 "Sink the Bismarck" One of Johnny Horton's best songs.
Posted by: mrp
--------

A good book too, by C.S. Forester

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (CDGwz)

1387 I think [Jordan]'d be the guy who won't shut up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Jordan Peterson [I had to look up how to spell that last name] suffers from logorrhea, based on the 12 Rules For Life book which is the one one I have from him, so he'd better be paired with a companion who can rein him in where necessary.

As for him being a Rightist, LOLOLOL. The book quotes the Gospel Of Thomas as scripture. He'd be a liberal in the 1990s and under suspicion of Communism in the 1950s. Absolutely would have supported the Republic in the Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (ykYG2)

1388 The one with the rifle shoots. The one without follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

1389 1339 favorite war movie is Sahara with Lulu Belle
Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:19 PM (nFwvY)

I include Sahara in my top ten movies not just war movies.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:21 PM (U9Qbt)

What I like most about Sahara (the WW2 version) is that without it, that M3 "Lee" tank would have been almost completely forgotten. That ungainly thing is what we started off the war with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

1390 This blog don't pay for shit. Ace also runs a mafia blog too.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (Tu54I)

1391 the Rat Patrol

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (B+t5k)

1392 Off topic, I notice that okCupid has this new 'feature' to screen out Global Warming Deniers. That would be a first step to banning those deplorables outright.

Wonder how long before they ban men who insist on Double-X Only. ... or women who (for some weird reason) prefer men who were born boys.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (ykYG2)

1393 Las Vegas odds for 2000 posts fall dramatically.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (xSo9G)

1394 Denver airport is home to the Illuminati

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (B+t5k)

1395 LAST!

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

1396 1379
Cannibal Bob, I keep leaving dates for the MOMe for you? Have you seen any of them?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (dmiLK)

Hello Ben, I haven't sorry, and thank you. Heidi has mentioned it to me. She is jonesing to meet ettes. and she said it might be ettenado. I'll get with her when she gets back in town.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (hmgiv)

1397 I see nobody's mentioned Gettysburg yet.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (pPNCa)

1398 I didn't know the Address

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (B+t5k)

1399 In 1999-2001 I was attached to a U.S. Embassy and had an Office in that country's equivalent of the Pentagon. A female LT came in on a short tour (6 months). She gathered up all the Host nation secretaries that worked for us and gave them a presentation on FEMINISM. When they came back from this, I noticed on them seemed to be very upset--and probably -angry. I asked her if everything was ok -- YES she was fine. I asked if the presentation went ok-- she said NO
She then proceeded to explain to me that this LT had a VERY bad ATTITUDE, Talked BAD about me and other male officers and leaders and she didn't like it one bit. AND -- the reason for all this was that the LT was UGLY and she wanted the rest of the women in the world to pay for the fact that she was ugly in body AND Spirit.

I had to go in my office and shut the door before I died laughing in front of everyone in the hallway.

Posted by: rld with coffee at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (jCWK2)

1400 Oh yeah? You got pics of them? Huh? huh??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:12 PM (dUJdY)



Willowed, but yes. Election night 2016 was very very good to the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (gd9RK)

1401 Soon trannys will be more desirable than women

Posted by: Avi at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (kSq2k)

1402 Never put your dick in crazy.

ALL feminists are CRAZY.

ALL woke SJW Snowflakes are CRAZY.

Never put your dick in CRAZY.

Posted by: John Wayne at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (VDfkf)

1403 Swipe left means pass?

Is this idiot suggesting that she doesn't "swipe left" on the misogynous assholes? Of course she does. Anyone would (unless they've got a fetish where they like to be abused and humiliated.)

Same goes for men. If you see a woman who makes misandrist statements you do the same, including the paranthetical part.

Posted by: Synova at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (BD/yx)

1404 "I'm a Heterosexual Woman Who's Politically Opposed to Heterosexuality
Who do I date?
Key excerpt: I'm a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle: I'm really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but I'm also really into dick.
Spoiler alert: Her question is really whether it is ethical to cruise gay hook-up sites cruising for The D, even though she's a woman. She wants the D from gay guys because she hates straight guys so much. But she also doesn't want to intrude on "gay spaces.""
=====

This isn't even hard! She finds a trans-woman who still has male genitalia and declares herself a lesbian.

DUR!

Posted by: Synova at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (BD/yx)

1405 .

"Nope, it's your big ass that makes you look fat."

Posted by: Mongo at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (pHl8P)

1406 Bingo.
How weird is it that Feminists insist promiscuity is empowering?Also, how weird was it that "no nut November" made this same group, as well as their beta boys, howl about people simply not choosing to get off on porn?
Deviance is now mandatory, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

I always thought it was strange that the feminist optimum lifestyle is just what swinger, irresponsible men would do. Casual encounters, career means it all, etc.

Even most men would prefer something more meaningful if given the choice, which is how society gets couples to form at all. Women, as the ones holding the genetic bag if they can't lock down a mate are naturally disposed to be more careful. But hey, a college sophmore or worse yet a 45 year old harridan professor knows better than what has gone on for the most part for tens of thousands of years.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

1407 First!


oh, wait...

Posted by: Boswell at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (32YRo)

1408 778 Gee when this impeachment bullshit is over what will I not watch?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2020 04:30 PM (85Gof)
---------------------------------------
Well, there should be some good choices.
I am looking forward to not watching Kobe Bryant's funeral, which should take about a week of 24/7 coverage.
Then we have the Oscars coming up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (M/9m0)

1409
"Sink the Bismarck" One of Johnny Horton's best songs.

Posted by: mrp

--------



A good book too, by C.S. Forester

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (CDGwz)


Also a good movie with the very pretty Dana Wynter.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 06:30 PM (q1Pj5)

1410 The one on the left is not instantly unhittable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

1411 Get over it...there are many wonderful women in this world that are making a real difference...Love us and join with us to raise our beautiful children together! Let's be happy!

Posted by: Ruth at January 29, 2020 07:37 PM (sApba)

1412
Come on, think of the fun you could have with it. ObDice: "You boys been hoggin', you know what I mean!" Cater to her nonsense until you're horizontal, "accidentally" hit the pooper, and when you're done, "Now get the fuck out, you sanctimonious piece of shit."

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (RnWbG)

1413 I said it elsewhere, but why would you date someone you know in advance hates your guts?

Posted by: DaveM at January 29, 2020 11:23 PM (WWC3Y)

1414 If you date a woke woman you're too lazy to masturbate.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at January 30, 2020 12:04 AM (Ju2mK)

1415 y'know the wolves of vineland is always recruiting' good looking white guys. No condoms needed, just elaborate the beauty of the white man. Seig Hayle!

Now go buy my book The Way of Men on Amazon you bitches!

Posted by: Jack Donovan at January 30, 2020 01:39 AM (AyyXU)

1416 They should just keep on keepin' on. Doin' their manhating thing. I ain't ever been pretty, much less "hawt", but I like and appreciate men, and boy howdy, there has never been a better time for a short, dumpy, big-nosed gal to find a good husband.

Posted by: PlainJane at January 30, 2020 10:39 AM (ZT50Y)

1417 1410
The one on the left is not instantly unhittable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
========================================Pratt (the one on the left) has always had a certain attractiveness. She's CUTE! SMV = 5.5.......until now, when she stands up, to display that YUUUGE "Got-their-own-ZIP-code" ASS and thunder-thighs combo!She's embittered that she can't control her desire for "thirds" at every meal.Who truly enjoys fat girls?

Posted by: old codger at January 30, 2020 10:43 AM (FUph8)

1418 You should've seen them before the electrolysis.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 03:12 PM (Rarvo)
==============================
what is the deal with the big fucking eyebrows?!?!

they do not look good

Posted by: NateWhilk at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (zxJKu)

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