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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
David Hogg: The "Gun Violence Prevention Movement" Was Started "Centuries Ago" by "Almost Entirely Black, Brown, and Indigenous LGBTQ Women and Non Binary People That Never Got On the News or In Most History Books"
This might just be the most SJW sentence ever constructed.
This is a tweet for for the founders of the gun violence prevention movement started centuries ago by almost entirely black, brown and indigenous lgbtq women and non binary people that never got on the news or in most history books.
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) January 27, 2020
We may not know all your names but thank you.
trans women of color were responsible for history's first food-safety laws, passed in Bavaria in 1516https://t.co/NMswxEpbzK
— Robert Mariani (@robert_mariani) January 27, 2020
this kid is so extremely retarded that it almost takes the art out of dunking on him
— Robert Mariani (@robert_mariani) January 27, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:19 PM (q80AH)
Yes the hand cannon was a tool of oppression... when it didn't blow the hand off the white guy using it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 04:20 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
The gun is the symbol of liberty against oppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I've been looking for a sign in the middle of he night...
at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Jello Biafra at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (keoqc)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (prSvo)
Didn't exist.
Jackass.
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Okay, I just threw up in my mouth when I typed that.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (4JGaO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (+enKk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: JT at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (kUmUV)
Professor Nicholas Johnson would like a word with you (hint: https://tinyurl.com/zr9f8vf )
Signed,People who know history
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: no one could possibly be that stupid at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jello Biafra
neener neener neener!
you're mother's got a weener!
oh, wait
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I've been looking for a sign in the middle of he night...
at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (OUMaO)
He loves it when they say "THE PENIS IS EVIL!" So boss.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (TfEga)
Sadly, this was scoured from the history books.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joncelli
==============================
What can you expect from beer seltzer generation.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (keoqc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (4JGaO)
Or maybe I just made that up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (xptlg)
Or some shit.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 28, 2020 04:22 PM (+enKk)
Nougat and chocolate
live together in perfect harmony...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (xWtao)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (KP5rU)
I mean, apart from a wildly-overpublicized twenty year period in the areas of expansion called "The American West."
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (aIRv9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (m/Gc2)
The Code of Hammurabai decreed that the Euphrates Valley was a nuclear-free zone!
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (JRaU+)
oh shit.... the twitter comments are merciless.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (xWtao)
========
So that's why it just vanished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (CQ3Qb)
This statement is the real life version of monkeys pounding on a keyboard, and no, you do not get Shakespeare.
You don't even get kindergarten.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David French, the sage cuck at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: gaius martius at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (P0nip)
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (xWtao)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (Y0RHt)
Posted by: The MilliKohn at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (pMGkg)
Second-- David Hogg has to be one of the stupidest humans alive today.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (bCLt0)
Transwomen of color invented the pyramids but were scrubbed from history.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (TfEga)
...and their Crab Dip was devine.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
They'll have triplets, Hap, Polly and Dip Lloyd..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (70ves)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
_______
They made a movie about that. Children of the Damned.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
He told you, man, it was suppressed from the history books. It's oral traditions and interpretive dances passed down through the millennia and the way all the pieces just come together in your mind after a JackStraw session.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: MJ at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Aw, hell no. This idiot knows nothing about anything. He's a poster child for the current education system. When they started talking about MATH being racist, I gave up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (bg4sf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (6/uwW)
Wisely, who chose (B).
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (hLRSq)
was gun violence a problem "centuries ago"?
I mean, apart from a wildly-overpublicized twenty year period in the areas of expansion called "The American West."
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Yes. And the best preventative measure was, get this, more and better guns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
Gotta give him credit for not deleting it. Unless he doesn't know how.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)
Do the dumbest of the dumb even realize that they are dumb?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (xptlg)
========
They have trouble making cognitive connections between concepts, and yet they've been told endlessly their whole lives that they are special and smart with no need for improvement.
It's a great combination to create a giant turd of a human being.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Litt;le-known fact:
The Code of Hammurabai decreed that the Euphrates Valley was a nuclear-free zone!
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2020 04:24 PM (fK2gX)
+++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (xekFg)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Children of David Corn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (Boy/L)
--
They made a movie about that. Children of the Damned.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM
--------------------
Some of us grew up.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (QLEJC)
Because most of them died young. My understanding is that they mostly choked on plastic straws.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (LWu6U)
Or, at least, until now, I thought I was.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (G2G9F)
Cite one refereed and footnoted source, you lying piece of filth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (XGabL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (0fWu6)
The bizarro world will erupt to kill us all.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: Roger Ailes at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (skmtz)
That boy ain't wrapped tight enough.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (myjNJ)
-----
That boy's cornbread aint done in the middle.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
https://tinyurl.com/s3udx5v
Plus awards show suck... The Grammys more than most.
or
Just becoming more selective on their audience?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (y7DUB)
By the rivers of Babylon,
where we laid down,
yeah, we wept,
when we heard this dumb ass-clown...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (1ISKN)
They overran us at Normandy.
Posted by: The Krauts at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (vtcmf)
"And on the Eighth Day, the fallen angel Lucifer devised the accursed firestick, with a 30-round magazine, and unleashed it upon the face of the world; but lo, brave Amazons of tawny skin, and she-men of smooth groin, did banish the firestick, and all did rejoice."
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (dNzKv)
This is the Platonic Ideal of the 1.0 kohn tweet. Because it is perfectly stupid AND on Twitter.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
>> black, brown and indigenous lgbtq women and non binary people that never got on the news or in most history books.
Because most of them died young. My understanding is that they mostly choked on plastic straws.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
Incorrect. They were killed while trying to protect the rare Great Northern Manatees. The Southern Manatees didn't like their kind.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
THIS is perfect!
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (TdMsT)
---
To be honest.... so was I.
But I also knew I was a dumbass so I kept my mouth shut.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
https://youtu.be/adzg_iMg9Sc
The most Prussian army in the world is in Chile.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (Y0RHt)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (YslsA)
That was a deleted scene from "Blazing Saddles."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Not Chinese. Did not expect that he was a white guy.
Cocksucker was getting $50k a month, plus living expenses, plus $1.5 in research funds.
Hang him
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (vPKfA)
There is no such thing as Peak Stupid.
Kind of mesmerizing. The dumbest thing ever uttered will be surpassed in no more than three days. It's often far less than that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (xPJvm)
and answered at Breed's and Bunker Hill.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (QLEJC)
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Hogg's the kind of guy who'd put the wrong end in his mouth and then try to convince everyone that's how the LGBT people of color of way back when did it and doing it any other way merely shows our white privilege.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (G2G9F)
'Member that time the LGBTQ brown people stopped the War of the Spanish Succession?
They overran us at Normandy.
Posted by: The Krauts at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (vtcmf)
With their bare hands. Because Guns Bad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (5t7Yo)
To be fair Hogg boy is smarter than Lemon.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (0fWu6)
LOLGFY ASAP
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (KP5rU)
The Mines of Moria are actually accessible via the abandoned tunnels of the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
Look it up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (XGabL)
This is the Platonic Ideal of the 1.0 kohn tweet. Because it is perfectly stupid AND on Twitter.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
========
It was my understanding that approaching a full kohn was asymptotic. You would always get closer, but never actually touch the full kohn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (q80AH)
Who also performed elementary surgery on each other by hacking off the "equipment" of the men and sewing a little leather fake p*** onto the women, who really considered themselves men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (YslsA)
They probably did have envious smoking sessions where they compalined and plotted on how to get guns of their own.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (TfEga)
It is that a statistically significant number of people believe him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (dNzKv)
"Mr. Hogg, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Kpl3J)
To be honest.... so was I.
But I also knew I was a dumbass so I kept my mouth shut.
Posted by: fixerupper at January
Yeah, I was never that dumb.
When I was in hs I was making the argument for MAD.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (cMmKr)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (3aI0K)
Meanwhile sitting pretty here trying to come to terms with the fact that we just felt earthquake shocks in south South Florida. Yikes.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (oryKJ)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (dNzKv)
It did expire. We're just using him as piņata now. For J.J.'s b-day party.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (hLRSq)
Let's start a Go-Fund-Me so we can send him to Lake Titty-Ca-Ca to reflect.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
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The travails of my people are many.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (jW9oF)
That boy's cornbread aint done in the middle.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
THIS is perfect!
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (TdMsT)
++++
Too funny.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: George Psalmanazar at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (dNzKv)
That boy ain't wrapped tight enough.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2020 04:27 PM (myjNJ)
-----
That boy's cornbread aint done in the middle.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, there's definitely relish on the hot dog of his mind.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Not Sure at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (1CjJc)
2 not a very bright kid
Perfect for Harvard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:19 PM (q80AH)
He should reach out to members of the Harvard Republican Club. It's not hard to believe that they'd be "Othered" there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (XGabL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
________________
He'll be a Womyn's and LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ's Studies Major.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (k4dH2)
was asymptotic. You would always get closer, but never actually touch
the full kohn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (q80AH)
===
Beat me to it brother.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Ct55T)
"And on the Eighth Day, the fallen angel Lucifer devised the accursed firestick, with a 30-round magazine, and unleashed it upon the face of the world; but lo, brave Amazons of tawny skin, and she-men of smooth groin, did banish the firestick, and all did rejoice."
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (fK2gX)
/looks at Dianna Prince
This is about me, isn't it. F'n Daddy issues.
Posted by: Aries at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
THIS is perfect!
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (TdMsT)
-------
That's one of my Moms sayings.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)
Weapons proliferated, as they always do, for both defensive and offensive purposes. The slaves in the US who secreted weapons away to try for an uprising sure weren't attempting to curtail violence. They were trying to fight a revolution.
How stupid is David Hogg?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/s3udx5v
Plus awards show suck... The Grammys more than most.
or
Just becoming more selective on their audience?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2020 04:28 PM (pw+jk)
Every year CBS runs a massive ad campaign for it and every time I see a commercial I think NFW would anyone sane watch that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
----
Yes! I'm my time, you had to be powerful and politically connected.
Nevermind about that cheating story!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Elizabeth Pol Pot Warren at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (NVYyb)
Not Chinese. Did not expect that he was a white guy.
Cocksucker was getting $50k a month, plus living expenses, plus $1.5 in research funds.
Hang him
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (HALdu)
You would apparently be surprised then how many academics have sold out to foreign powers. Most commonly the Chinese.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (TfEga)
was asymptotic. You would always get closer, but never actually touch
the full kohn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (q80AH)
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Beat me to it brother.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (pw+jk)
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Math jokes!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)
How about vote to acquit right fucking now?! Enough of this! They are playing you for chump, Lindsey. This is never intended to end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
"Why zank you doktor!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (bWBdM)
What a shame! Did they have hot Mexican weather girls?
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (v0R5T)
He was a big deal in the area of nanodevices made from nanotubes and nanowires. I was working in the same area, but he and his huge group of Chinese grad students and postdocs kept beating me to the punch.
Serves him right.
**returns to his corner and chews on his spleen**
https://tinyurl.com/tw8ubvy
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blake
I'll show him which end goes where.
Posted by: Barry at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Always wanted a 'I burried my dong at wounded knee' T-Shirt.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Great point, but when I die, the world will end right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Alexandra Odonkeyface Cortez at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Ct55T)
LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
The first transgendered folk were brought to these shores among the moon rocks from the Apollo moon missions.
True science fact!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (XGabL)
and answered at Breed's and Bunker Hill.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (NgKpN)
But their coats were faaaaaabulous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (Ct55T)
I'm thinking someone in the next stall farted, and he transcribed the sound...
Posted by: JLawson at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 04:31 PM (3aI0K)
How about vote to acquit right fucking now?! Enough of this! They are playing you for chump, Lindsey. This is never intended to end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
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If they can manage to turn the impeachment trial into a weeks' long airing of Democratic dirty laundry, centered on the Bidens, I'd be okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (q80AH)
Twitter is like, nahhhh. Here is David Hogg.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: F.B.I. at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (eJxtO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Great point, but when I die, the world will end right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (nRk/c)
Cues up last verse of Blood, Sweat and Tears "And When I Die."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Allie at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Because history class starts in 1968 now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (dNzKv)
The never ending question:
Do the dumbest of the dumb even realize that they are dumb?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 28, 2020 04:23 PM (xptlg)
N0 - Dunning Krueger effect
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shtetl G at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (16cUT)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (DNj86)
The Mines of Moria are actually accessible via the abandoned tunnels of the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
Look it up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:30 PM (XGabL)
And they call the wind, Moria?
Posted by: Goldminer looking clueless at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++++
If it keeps Lindsey on TV, he is probably fine with it not ending.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: John 'Bluto' Blutarsky at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (skmtz)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (WI7YS)
It was on CNN Headline Smoke Signals...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)
How about one name? One historical name.
Posted by: Shtetl G at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (16cUT)
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Dr. Quinn, medicine woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (q80AH)
My word as a Biden
Posted by: Slow Joe at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Boy/L)
You can ignore them, it is just an unfortunate tangent.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (q80AH)
I think Lindsey is concerned that there's at least 2 others who are going to join Romney and Collins in asking for witnesses, so he's telling them what's going to happen if they open that door.
I don't think Lindsey wants it, he's just recognizing that it could easily go there with squishes in the middle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (r+sAi)
I know my words will carry a lot of weight compared to the $500,000 that Galvano took from Mike Bloomberg's anti-gun organization.
Posted by: FloridaMan at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (fZzG9)
This is so bad, I'm starting to wonder if he's in on the joke and is just trolling everyone.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Miguel de Cervantes at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (LSJSw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (DNj86)
I Got Laid in Intercourse, PA, And Then I Got the Lousy T-Shirt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)
This is so bad, I'm starting to wonder if he's in on the joke and is just trolling everyone.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (datdl)
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It got him into Harvard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (q80AH)
If they can manage to turn the impeachment trial into a weeks' long airing of Democratic dirty laundry, centered on the Bidens, I'd be okay with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (q80AH)
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This.
Give them the rope to hang themselves.
Every time one of those sphincter-faced smug-asses opens their yap on National TV, another Blue House seat turns Red.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Harriet "Miklos" Tubman at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Someguy
Not in the least, though surprised he did so so obviously and got paid so much. $50k a month? Those are Biden figure. Usually spies get nothing for compartmentalized, code word intelligence. This guy was a quasi patent lawyer cum recruiter.
The thing is though, ubiquitous as it may be, slamming the lid on this sort of Chicom behavior is much easier than other things.
Going after the guy at Harvard is a warning to everyone doing something similar.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (T6t7i)
It's Harvard. There are bound to be people way dumber. Assuming he's taking liberal arts courses that may include the teacher.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (TfEga)
====================
He was trans, too. Trans-Mongolian.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (bWBdM)
I don't think Lindsey wants it, he's just recognizing that it could easily go there with squishes in the middle.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Y'all keep telling me I'm crazy, but they're gonna fuck this up. Mark my words.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (MjyI6)
Remember, reality is a tool of the white patriarchs.
Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (v0R5T)
He was turned down by a lot of colleges and universities, so much he whined about it on Twitter and Harvard virtue signalled him in despite his mediocre SAT scores.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (speO7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
THE GUYS GET SHIRTS
Posted by: Miklos Anka at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dems and the RINO's at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (6XlcD)
Apparently, centuries ago CNN and the rest of the mainstream media were even more racist than they are now!
Posted by: Paul at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (PMxE5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)
He's way past the bong. It's gotta be 'shrooms.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (+C1V+)
Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Don LeMon at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (NVYyb)
I think he'll end up a "journalist" eventually
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (DNj86)
Deposit NY? hasn't everyone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (nRk/c)
Blacks were VERY pro gun after the civil war. Needed them to defend against racist democrats.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (hvf9s)
_______________
And Hannibal could not have crossed the Alps if not for the fortitude of the LGBQT elephants, who all joined their non-binary trunks and allowed Hannibal's troops to dance across their backs in an exercise of unprecedented tolerance and inclusion, as the troops made their way to slaying those raaaaaaacist white Romans.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (TfEga)
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No no no, I beg to differ.
Posted by: F*cking Saudis at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (4BMGG)
and answered at Breed's and Bunker Hill.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:29 PM (NgKpN)
But their coats were faaaaaabulous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 04:33 PM (Ct55T)
True story. Napoleon really liked how the Austrian white uniforms looked, and wanted to change their blue coats for White.
Then, saw the results of an engagement against he Austrians. The White showed much more blood.
He changed his mind.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (r+sAi)
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What about his wife, Sylvia?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (wGqjj)
You all laugh, but this little shit is going to become a history professor at an ivy league school.
I think he'll end up a "journalist" eventually
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Community activist.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (T6t7i)
Y'all keep telling me I'm crazy, but they're gonna fuck this up. Mark my words.
Just read that Manchin wants witnesses so we can't count on him.. Why do they keep electing this POS?
Posted by: Dems and the RINO's at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (bWBdM)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (MjyI6)
Feature. Not Bug.
The longer this goes, the more Romney and Collins can needle everyone else into doing what the media wants them to.
Posted by: Allie at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:35 PM (DN
I thought that was Poughkeepsie
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Dems and the RINO's at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (6XlcD)
Serious question, who is running the show in the Senate? Do they even have to bring up the question of more witnesses up for a vote? I mean, c'mon now, Mitch. End this shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January
That is going to be useful for him for his first job, maybe his second, but that is it.
Harvard ain't what it used to be, not even the network.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (jW9oF)
She was actually one of the Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage.
Two!
Posted by: Allie at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (IrIaB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (WI7YS)
Heh. Not "centuries," but there was that time after the American civil war when the KKK was terrorizing blacks who needed guns to defend themselves. There's also "Stagecoach Mary" a famous old west black female mail carrier was all about being armed to protect herself. Johnson covers this in his book (here's a cspan interview)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rhgwbgn
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (bDqIh)
_______________
And Hannibal could not have crossed the Alps if not for the fortitude of the LGBQT elephants, who all joined their non-binary trunks and allowed Hannibal's troops to dance across their backs in an exercise of unprecedented tolerance and inclusion, as the troops made their way to slaying those raaaaaaacist white Romans.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (k4dH2)
And Rome had a real problem with those Northern Hunnies!
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (y/fJ4)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (DNj86)
Last year, I predicted hogg will flunk out of Harvard college in his first year.
Obviously, he's flunking out.
We can assume he did horribly last semester, and he's already starting this semester by being a frequent tweeter and trying to revive his "fame." He's flunking out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (+C1V+)
Posted by: gastorgrab at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (u6OFe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (fUqBx)
I guess you don't watch cnn or msnbc much? And you did not attend Haaaarvaard
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM (MjyI6)
...........
Magic 8-Ball says:
Signs point to yes.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
He and Greta would make extremely retarded offspring.[\b]
FIFY
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (h0tIL)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Then, saw the results of an engagement against he Austrians. The White showed much more blood.
He changed his mind.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (NgKpN
May have helped during the Russian campaign.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Boy/L)
You can ignore them, it is just an unfortunate tangent.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (kUmUV)
++++++++++++
And *never* cosine a loan for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dems and the RINO's at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Note, the most famous gunfight in the Old West, the OK Coral?
Less people dies there then on a normal Chicago weekend.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:32 PM (TfEga)
That would go at least part of the way in explaining the rampant anti-Americanism in many of today's colleges.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: gastorgrab at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (u6OFe)
*remembers eight, long years of Obama*
Yep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
Seeing reports that Lamar Alexander might be flaking out. He's been dead silent.
If you live in Tennessee, burn down the phone lines to his office. Meh, the fucker is there for life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: x at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (fUqBx)
+++++++++++
Titania McGrath, probably.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: John Bolton at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (CLteG)
Can you just imagine some freaked out "person of color" petitioning a colonial governor about a musket with a "scary black stock"?
The layers of ignorance. I mean, you have to come from outer space to be so ignorant of basic historical points.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (LWu6U)
I did. But I didn't get the hat.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (DNj86)
Hancock NY is my favorite place to relieve myself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (HALdu)
I know my words will carry a lot of weight compared to the $500,000 that Galvano took from Mike Bloomberg's anti-gun organization
Heard about Galvanos backstabbing moves. I am making sure that every gun owner I know knows about this cretin and his posse. Includes the Oliva guy from Hialeah. They are counting on us not paying attention. Trumps son called Galvano out and the sob 'got upset'.
Let me tell you, I am fit to be tied about these Florida rino traitors.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (oryKJ)
Posted by: Someguy
Not in the least, though surprised he did so so obviously and got paid so much. $50k a month? Those are Biden figure. Usually spies get nothing for compartmentalized, code word intelligence. This guy was a quasi patent lawyer cum recruiter.
The thing is though, ubiquitous as it may be, slamming the lid on this sort of Chicom behavior is much easier than other things.
Going after the guy at Harvard is a warning to everyone doing something similar.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:37 PM
****
I'm just a little bit pissed.
Been teaching Chinese students for a year now at one of the better private colleges in the NW. Nothing!
Not even an offer to buy me a beer.
Dicks!
**picks up Rosetta Stone CD for Russian**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (axyOa)
Fewer man died in the St Valentine's Day massacre than a Chicago Weekend, and that changed law enforcement and American culture overnight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (u6xw0)
It already is. Cannot tell you how many millennials I know that believe SJW revisionist history. People with masters and doctorates, then teaching this history 2.0 to the next gen.
They are not stupid people. But what they sincerely believe to be historically true staggers me.
History is being rewritten to serve the left's ends. Makes me want to buy used history books before they are all burned.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Scoldilocks at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (XN+hF)
If you live in Tennessee, burn down the phone lines to his office. Meh, the fucker is there for life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
IIRC, he's retiring. He doesn't care what you think.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (T6t7i)
Milton Berlski
Posted by: DanMan at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Priapism at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)
yes, they have to. I think the rules that the full Senate agreed to a few days ago calls for that vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Great Candy Store. Clean bathrooms.
Used to have a Gorgar Pinball in there, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (DNj86)
This is the same pathetic little jerk who wants gun owners to put down their guns and pick up a book
Country Joe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (aKsyK)
I think he'll end up a "journalist" eventually
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)
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He will follow his father into the FBI.
Posted by: President James Comey at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (NVYyb)
Speaking of Haaavard:
Ace, you might want to do a post about the chairman of the Harvard chemistry department being arrested for lying to the Feds about his contacts and funding from the Chinese.
The Harvard student newspaper decorously announced that he had be indicted, but neglected to note that he was actually arrested as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (I2/tG)
Been teaching Chinese students for a year now at one of the better private colleges in the NW. Nothing!
Not even an offer to buy me a beer.
Dicks!
**picks up Rosetta Stone CD for Russian**
Posted by: Diogenes at January
Guessing the Chicom know you comment here and your social credit score in China is nought.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (dkvcO)
283
Last year, I predicted hogg will flunk out of Harvard college in his first year.
Obviously, he's flunking out.
We can assume he did horribly last semester, and he's already starting this semester by being a frequent tweeter and trying to revive his "fame." He's flunking out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (+C1V+)
Hmm, skeptical. Not only is that difficult, but can't they just do for him what they do for other 'disadvantaged students'? The wookiee got a degree (sociology) from Princeton while being basically illiterate.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (TfEga)
He's 79. Might not just be silent.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (Boy/L)
Nah, that's a Millennial thing. Gen Z just doesn't even care if its true or not, what history said, or what makes sense. All that matters is how it makes you feel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ASU at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM (skmtz)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (ap5K3)
Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (fUqBx)
Watched a performance on YT. She's pretty good, and really looks like her.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (XN+hF)
He's 79. Might not just be silent.
Posted by: Circa
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (7imgO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
O\U on how many times Davy Sprocket has heard, "not just no, hell no. Now stay away from me you skeevy creeper."
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (myjNJ)
THIS...IS...A...TWEET...FOR
Like he's dedicating a song to the Make a Wish kid in the front row.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January
They do that there
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (HALdu)
Some kind of challenge, where you stick a coin in an electrical outlet.
I can't even anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:42 PM (I2dne)
Titania, queen of the fairies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: grognard at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (sb+Cg)
Sharpen your knives, people.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (CLteG)
Been teaching Chinese students for a year now at one of the better private colleges in the NW. Nothing!
Not even an offer to buy me a beer.
Dicks!
**picks up Rosetta Stone CD for Russian**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (axyOa)
Have you tried reaching out to the Confucian Institute at your school? If it doesn't have one then for some reason China hasn't or was unable to make a deal.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (TfEga)
Fewer man died in the St Valentine's Day massacre than a Chicago Weekend, and that changed law enforcement and American culture overnight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI)
Yup, and the Great Northfield Minnesota Raid? Cemented law and order in the west, but it was the common citizen bearing arms that made that happen.
Large gang rode into town, and the townfolk shot the shit out of them.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: trapper's girl at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (mKEoh)
Interesting, pep.
Is it me, or have there been a lot of arrests of Chinese spies in the US lately?
It's almost like Trump takes China as a national security threat seriously as well as stopping intellectual theft as a key component of fixing our trade dealings with them. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)
Guessing the Chicom know you comment here and your social credit score in China is nought.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:44 PM
Ha!
I'll show them. Going to Panda Express for dinner and I'm paying CASH Baby!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (axyOa)
Just doesn't have that ring to it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (XN+hF)
We can assume he did horribly last semester, and he's already starting this semester by being a frequent tweeter and trying to revive his "fame." He's flunking out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (+C1V+)
I'm praying that is true, Soothie. We already have enough totalitarian idiots running around with weaponized degrees. Crapper's full.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (/6GbT)
Because the people of WV still do not understand that when the democrats=the left makes hate whitey statements they mean genocide and nothing less.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (oryKJ)
Is it me, or have there been a lot of arrests of Chinese spies in the US lately?
It's almost like Trump takes China as a national security threat seriously as well as stopping intellectual theft as a key component of fixing our trade dealings with them. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)
Anyone who is ethnically Chinese with family still on the mainland should be considered suspect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (wCmLp)
"Let's not focus on one thing, let's focus on everything and everyone so we get nothing accomplished ever!"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (1ISKN)
I'll show them. Going to Panda Express for dinner and I'm paying CASH Baby!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January
Heh
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (aIRv9)
I'm a Heterosexual Woman Who's Politically Opposed to Heterosexuality
Who do I date?
There aren't enough thorazine-infused padded cells in the world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (B99TD)
I think there are already more then the 4 they need.. That Bolton crap gave them an excuse cause they need to hear from him or something... You know this isn't gonna go well
Posted by: Dems and the RINO's at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (6XlcD)
Harvard'll pass this kid through with a 4.0.
He's being groomed for bigger things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:45 PM (fUqBx)
This is a terrifying thought.
Hogg has the makings of a cruel, but mind-boggling stupid, dictator.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (speO7)
That Swedish trollop stole my fame-hood!
Posted by: David Hogg the Lesser at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (hLRSq)
Contrary to the widely held belief here, Harvard doesn't "pass" undeserving students. Yes, students still flunk out at Harvard.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (+C1V+)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (bCLt0)
And why was that a bad thing?
Do you really think the LAW would have ended Sonny's debauchery and killing?
Fast forward to Gulf War 2 and the killings of the Hussein brothers.
Clearly when there are really bad people that need brought to heel full auto is a go-to answer.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (SsMcb)
I'm so looking forward to spending the rest of my natural life listening to this fucking idiot scream at me about guns. That's gonna be sweet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (fUqBx)
The notion that anyone who isn't fucking you should care about your feelings is hysterical to me.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (DNj86)
"Let's not focus on one thing, let's focus on everything and everyone so we get nothing accomplished ever!"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January
Yes, but it is effective for organizing and motivating.
Uber us against them.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Fewer man died in the St Valentine's Day massacre than a Chicago Weekend, and that changed law enforcement and American culture overnight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI)
Yup, and the Great Northfield Minnesota Raid? Cemented law and order in the west, but it was the common citizen bearing arms that made that happen.
Large gang rode into town, and the townfolk shot the shit out of them.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:47 PM
***
Pikers.
Posted by: The Pig War of the Washington Territories at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (TdMsT)
His middle name must be Joffrey
Posted by: grognard at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (rpxSz)
I think the word you're looking for is: retarded.
Posted by: Archer at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
Who do I date?
There aren't enough thorazine-infused padded cells in the world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (I2dne)
Saw that. That whole article is a cry for some masculine brute to carry her off to a farm, shove her in the kitchen, and keep her occupied with babies for the next decade.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: nurse ratched
________
Disgusting. A college kid knocking up a 10-year-old?
* listens to offstage whispering *
She's 17! No way.
Posted by: Furious George at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: I Obviously Need Covfefe at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (TdMsT)
His middle name must be Joffrey
Posted by: grognard at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (sb+Cg)
Maduroesque.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January
Sure, but you know what they did not invent and why they are never going to be in charge? Because we invented surprise anal.
Then trained the otters.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (wCmLp)
++++++++
You actually *read* that? My hat comes off to you, sir. You're a better man than I.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (I2dne)
Who do I date?
Dear Crazytits,
Buy a brush with a girthy handle.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: garrett at January
Even then
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (W+kMI)
It's
almost like Trump takes China as a national security threat seriously
as well as stopping intellectual theft as a key component of fixing our
trade dealings with them. . .
It certainly seems that way. The influx of Chinese students has been going on for the last 30 years or so, but nobody paid much attention, because nobody thought China was that big a threat. That perception has certainly changed among the security minded. It's impossible to get Chinese postdocs in to my old lab (a national lab).
Lieber's group was almost entirely Chinese. His group's picture looked like he was a professor at the University of Beijing.
Make no mistake, he's a VERY smart guy, and his students were some of the best, but you had to be willfully blind not to think China wasn't getting something of great value for all the money they paid him and Harvard.
We got very high quality research, but in the end, it was probably a mistake.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (T6t7i)
Elusive 1 kohn level tweet?
Posted by: USNtakim
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Wait, I thought that was impossible, like a 1 farad capacitor. Wouldn't a 1 kohn anything, like, rip the universe a new space hole? Or something?
Posted by: Gooshy at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (ll8qh)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (CLteG)
Contrary to the widely held belief here, Harvard doesn't "pass" undeserving students. Yes, students still flunk out at Harvard.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (+C1V+)
Harvard has a 98% graduation rate. Unless you mean to claim the other 98% of students are there on merit, there's probably a fair number of diversity grads.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (TfEga)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (DNj86)
It is a bit appalling when one has to remedy the sum results of a faulty education before you can teach them new things.
I find it sad and discouraging.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: grognard at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (sb+Cg)
Some kind of challenge, where you stick a coin in an electrical outlet.
Pff. I remember dropping pennies down the back of the old tube TV.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2020 04:53 PM (4e+hS)
Contrary to the widely held belief here, Harvard doesn't "pass" undeserving students. Yes, students still flunk out at Harvard.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (+C1V+)
------
In general, I'll bet you're right. But, if the Left makes it clear they have plans for a particularly boy, I'll also bet certain arrangements can be made. And they certainly promote this little bastard as hard as they can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:53 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Doctor Toad-O, Boomer Rube at January 28, 2020 04:53 PM (mD6uU)
Lieber's group was almost entirely Chinese. His group's picture looked like he was a professor at the University of Beijing.
Make no mistake, he's a VERY smart guy, and his students were some of the best, but you had to be willfully blind not to think China wasn't getting something of great value for all the money they paid him and Harvard.
We got very high quality research, but in the end, it was probably a mistake.
Posted by: pep at January
Which brings us back to my earlier point.
Hang him.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:53 PM (HALdu)
222 I wonder if Hogg is getting tired of always being the dummy in all of his classes yet? That's gotta gnaw at you.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:36 PM (T6t7i)
Hogg: "... and my pronouns are he/him."
Professor: "Your QWERTY Studies name is 'Dummy'."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (XGabL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (dNzKv)
He's not gonna be removed by impeachment.... They are just gonna drag it on a month or 2 more with their stupid witnesses
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (6XlcD)
No, if they think that, they are dumber than they look. Betraying this President, will be the end of the republican party. And the ground it will be buried in will cursed for eternity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (dNzKv)
Everyone knows it was the elephant powered tank that BA Barracus welded together that won the day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (hLRSq)
Then you fake it.
Posted by: garrett at January
Meh, think it is better for the relationship to be a jerk than dishonest.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 28, 2020 04:55 PM (W+kMI)
So I've been through an earthquake in California and now one in so fl. Go figure. High rise bldgs in Miami felt it. People evacuated.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 04:55 PM (oryKJ)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:55 PM (bCLt0)
This is just ordinary political bullshit that goes in in DC all the time--a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Do yourself a favor, turn off the media bullshit including fox. Read JJ's update every morning including the links, you'll feel better.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (EUDB2)
https://mobile.twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1222222383047528449
WUT: Harvard, Wuhan, 21 smuggled vials of stolen unidentified bio-material & 2 fraudulent J-1 visa holders, incl. a top Chinese Communist Party army lieutenant. Public reaction: Crickets
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (ap5K3)
Make no mistake, he's a VERY smart guy, and his students were some of the best, but you had to be willfully blind not to think China wasn't getting something of great value for all the money they paid him and Harvard.
We got very high quality research, but in the end, it was probably a mistake.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM
***
Kidding aside, I'll say this for the kids I've taught, they have been sharp. Smart, fun and hilarious as they teach themselves to drive.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Senate Aide at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (DNj86)
Unpossible. Sally Kohn still tweets and we aren't dead yet.
I think.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (7s3Gx)
Senate Republicans have tested the wind and think they can get away with removing the President. They may be right.
No, if they think that, they are dumber than they look. Betraying this President, will be the end of the republican party. And the ground it will be buried in will cursed for eternity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (nRk/c)
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I don't think they are running that play... but I do think they'll "cave" on witnesses in the vain hope that something - anything - Bolton has to say will give them a pretext.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (dNzKv)
When I'm heading to southwest Utah (for Zion or Bryce parks, Shakespeare Fest, Vegas, etc), Beaver Utah has an amazing truck stop. Clean, well stocked, and a full service stop for truckers.
They also have a crapton of "I <3 Beaver" merchandise. I think they are well aware the majority of people are buying it as gag gifts and just don't care. Well played.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (hvf9s)
I'm so looking forward to spending the rest of my natural life listening to this fucking idiot scream at me about guns. That's gonna be sweet.
======
In 10 years no one will know or care about him, and he may be in prison or a homeless shelter. Useful idiots like him get kicked to the curbe when their time is up.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (W+kMI)
This illiterate little creep was part of a bullying clique in Parkland High School. So were the other child gun control stars. His giant but unfounded ego predates his fame.
I guess his handlers are done with him. He sends out retarded stuff like this and apparently nobody warns him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (Etx3E)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:54 PM (nRk/c)
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I don't think they are running that play... but I do think they'll "cave" on witnesses in the vain hope that something - anything - Bolton has to say will give them a pretext.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (fUqBx)
Caving on witnesses is the same thing. This thing must end NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (DNj86)
Oh, you mean feelings. Never mind.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (YslsA)
Ah the PIV maneuver.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (bCLt0)
Elusive 1 kohn level tweet?
Posted by: USNtakim
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Wait, I thought that was impossible, like a 1 farad capacitor. Wouldn't a 1 kohn anything, like, rip the universe a new space hole? Or something?
Posted by: Gooshy at January 28, 2020 04:52 PM (ll8qh)
I would say it all has to do with dark matter, but then I'd have to condemn meself as RAAAAACIST.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:50 PM (fUqBx)
You have an odd idea of what constitutes entertainment, I must say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (dNzKv)
Am I a joke to you?
Posted by: Tatooine at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (nNEcr)
They deserve whatever fate befalls them.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 04:51 PM (I2dne)
Oh hell no. I made it about three paragraphs in, did a quick skimmed, and avoided any more for my own sanity.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (XN+hF)
That's why when we look throughout our Galaxy for intelligent life we find none.
One Kohn....and KABANG
It's nature's speed brake.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (SsMcb)
Didn't have to: that's what Saturn 5s are for. Aluminum fire tree fly up with heap big noise.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 28, 2020 04:58 PM (0hvkS)
So I've been through an earthquake in California and now one in so fl. Go figure. High rise bldgs in Miami felt it. People evacuated.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 04:55 PM (oryKJ)
Have you heard anything about damage in Cuba or Jamaica?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (rzdG1)
I don't think they are running that play... but I do think they'll "cave" on witnesses in the vain hope that something - anything - Bolton has to say will give them a pretext.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (fUqBx)
Caving on witnesses is the same thing. This thing must end NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (nRk/c)
NGU, respectfully, I ask WHY? This is not hurting Trump. Quite the opposite, IMO.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (nRk/c)
First, have a vote on whether the Charges are High Crimes or Misdemeanors.
If not? Throw it out.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (NgKpN)
Maybe he is going to give Romney a chance to hang himself.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (WI7YS)
Now, we produce tweety twits like this.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:00 PM (YslsA)
https://mobile.twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1222222383047528449
Pep mentioned that upthread. Bad
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
A discussion about Roman traditions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 05:00 PM (wCmLp)
If he is smart, like a child star of a forgotten sitcom, he will go on to do something other than activist otherwise he will be like Screech dude in a few years.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (EUDB2)
Who do I date?
___________________
She should date herself. That way she's guaranteed to get a compatible dip-shit who holds the same idiotic political views that she does, knows exactly what it takes to get her off, is always available to her, and as a bonus for the rest of us, there's no chance of either of them ever reproducing and inflicting their dumb-ass spawn on society.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (k4dH2)
He and the gulag loving Bernie Bros sound made for each other.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (HALdu)
This is hilarious.
Mike Bloomberg has apparently never met a dog.
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/01/28/siri-
how-do-dogs-work-presidential-hopeful-michael-
bloomberg-is-apparently-unfamiliar-with-canine-anatomy-video/
(remove extra spaces)
He's going for the Canine Vote though by shaking all the snouts he can!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (ap5K3)
.....
Yes, but they have cleared my elderly mother's shoes from the possibility of containing explosive devices when she travels. They have also eliminated her toothpaste contraband.
So, when it comes to controlling travel, there is that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (yUQrc)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020
No damage reports so far from those two bigger islands. Some road and pipeline damage for smaller islands.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (oryKJ)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (ap5K3)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (ChaDo)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (u6xw0)
Nyah...that slightly-overweight blue-haired chick with the fishhook stuck in her face will bang him when they are both drunk.
Then berate him for the next six months.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv)
........
They also enslaved white hetero men all over the world to build their pyramids.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe a tsunami will consume DC and we'll be rid of Congress.
\sarc
Seriously though, a shaker that big could be serious trouble.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2020 05:02 PM (aIRv9)
Calling witnesses would surely destroy any chance of Biden getting the nomination. Wouldn't it?
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (DB16e)
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The Senate cucks won't let that happen. They set the rules for who can be called, and none of them will be named Biden.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 05:02 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: dananjcon at January
From what the Internet shows you might be wrong about that.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:02 PM (HALdu)
Tough days medically are always a bit brighter with a compliment.
Doggehs also do the same thing.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 05:02 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 04:56 PM (fUqBx)
Exactly.
Mittens is foaming at the mouth waiting to cast his "not proven" vote.
Collins is creaming herself with dreams of replaying her "history is calling" bullshit.
The GOP does not believe we have the balls or the numbers to throw every one of them out of office and burn down the fucking party if they remove Trump.
And yes, I know - I'm a fucking Eeyore, but look at this collection of time-servers, lard-filled suits and blathering megaphones and tell me they don't think we're bluffing.
Anyway, my BP is spiking. BBL
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Who do I Date.
She needs a man to spank her silly ads and show her who the duck daddy is.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (myjNJ)
I can't even anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
And in today's lesson we are going to learn that the short prong in an outlet is different than than long one. Do they know which is which, and to tell you the truth in all the excitement I forgot myself. Since the outlet is connected direct to Hydro Quebec you have ask yourself a question. Do you feel lucky, punk?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 04:57 PM (nRk/c)
ding ding ding ding we have a winnah!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (CLteG)
Maybe he is going to give Romney a chance to hang himself.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Let's hope so.
Mitch seems to put up with Collins, because he realizes he can't get better out of kooky Maine.
He knows he should be able to get better out of Utah and Alaska, though. With emphasis on the word should.
Posted by: Marybeth at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (37uGP)
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Especially when everyone already knew China couldn't even handle toothpaste or dog food without poisoning it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January
Nothing bad is going to happen to any dem in this mess.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)
Why? I know we're supposed to be against witnesses because they want witnesses, but it's all win. No witnesses and it's over. Yay. We win.
Witnesses and it's Br'er Rabbit time. Oh noes, don't call me any witnesses! Dirt flies, Dem reputations are smeared, journalists are shamed into looking into some stories and we still win. Also, it fucks the whole Dem primary timeline.
It's all win. I am happy with witnesses or no witnesses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Paul at January 28, 2020 04:38 PM (PMxE5)
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!
Posted by: David The Peasant at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
Louis L'Amour used to point this out in his books: this might look like a nice quiet town with sedate, harmless citizens, but its the west (which Minnesota was at that time). These are people who settled this area, they had to fight a lot and be badass just to survive. They're ex soldiers, Indian fighters, scouts, they aren't a bunch of harmless city dwelling pansies the James-Younger Gang assumed they were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
It's not in the history books because Darwin's Law.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (CFSlN)
........
Forks work better.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
It's all win. I am happy with witnesses or no witnesses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (gd9RK)
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I expect you're right. I was just speculating as to the motives of our worthless Senate GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (fUqBx)
"I was raped by David Hogg!"
--Pink Haired land whale with 18 face piercings nobody is listening to
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
harmless city dwelling pansies the James-Younger Gang assumed they
were.
Are you suggesting Blazing Saddles was historically inaccurate? I shan't believe it. I shannot.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (T6t7i)
We can assume he did horribly last semester, and he's already starting this semester by being a frequent tweeter and trying to revive his "fame." He's flunking out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 04:41 PM (+C1V+)
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Hogg flunking out after flunking in.
How poetic.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (G2G9F)
Posted by: pep
Horseshit.
A number of people sent up the warning flags during the WTO entry sponsored by GWBush and Clinton. It was apparent then that China was undertaking economic warfare measures. It's in their official party addresses for fucks sake.
It has been official policy to use all economic avenues as covert intelligence gathering.
DC and both parties didn't care because it was and is more lucrative to look the other way.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2020 05:06 PM (DhaqP)
I believe you can find this quote among the notes of the first Constitutional Convention.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 28, 2020 05:06 PM (DRgs8)
movement started centuries ago by almost entirely black, brown and
indigenous lgbtq women and non binary people that never got on the news
or in most history books. "
Hey David: How could you tell what color and gender they were behind those white hoods?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)
Witnesses and it's Br'er Rabbit time. Oh noes, don't call me any witnesses! Dirt flies, Dem reputations are smeared, journalists are shamed into looking into some stories and we still win. Also, it fucks the whole Dem primary timeline.
It's all win. I am happy with witnesses or no witnesses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (gd9RK)
Same here. They lost the fight. Like a chicken, they don't know they are dead, when the head is cut off.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 28, 2020 05:06 PM (dUJdY)
The influx of Chinese students has been going on for the last 30
years or so, but nobody paid much attention, because nobody thought
China was that big a threat.
Posted by: pep
Horseshit.
You know, it's okay to occasionally disagree without being a dick.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (T6t7i)
Hogg and Greta would be their generation's John and Yoko.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (XGabL)
It never really seems to work out well.
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David The Peasant at January 28, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
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I don't know about you, but, around here, we select leaders based on naked ladies of the lake tossing swords to random guys passing by.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (G2G9F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
But no Irish.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (hvf9s)
*sounds like the intro to that Prince Song.
Dearly beloved.... this is a tweet for for the founders of the gun violence prevention movement started centuries ago by almost entirely black, brown and indigenous lgbtq women .....
Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?!?!
Oh, no Let's Go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look for the purple banana
Until they put us in the truck
Oh, no Let's Go!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (8XRCm)
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Dude. He was obviously moved by something he LEARNED there, in class. He's probably getting straight A's.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (YslsA)
Some of their top researches in SW, defense, etc. are on the Chinese payroll. It has been a big scandal, for what I hear.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (LWu6U)
The Democrats knew they'd never be able to get Russia Russia Russia as an impeachment thing, and realized they couldn't get a very good majority of votes for impeachment with the "quid pro quo" crap. So they went with the pathetic non-charges of "Obstruction of Congress" and "Abuse of Power" instead.
If they get witnesses, they will try to make the hearing into these OTHER charges instead of the crap ones they brought and the Senate is voting on. In other words, they will try to get the Senate to vote on unindicted charges, articles upon which the president was NOT impeached.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
She also willfully mischaracterized what I said, claiming that I spoke about "intent." I challenge her to find that word anywhere in my presentation. I talked about the difficulty of discerning mixed motives. (2 of 3
(3 OF 3)
If Warren knew anything about criminal law she would understand the distinction between motives -- which are not elements of crime---and intent, which is. It's the responsibility of presidential candidates to have a better understanding of the law.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
A pretext to do what?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (7imgO)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (CLteG)
Isn't the average GPA something like 3.8?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
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Too bad there is no way to find out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (G2G9F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
I would say it all has to do with dark matter, but then I'd have to condemn meself as RAAAAACIST.
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Nah, I've crunched some numbers here, using a trs-80 feeding an hp48sx, and the output, while incomplete, indicates something to do with an intergalactic gang-bang involving otters, astroglide, bean dip, an old sock and 100 gallons of frozen daiquiri.
The C64 started smoking at this point. I mean, a cigarette. Something's Up.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (ll8qh)
John Bolton Says He Will Testify In Exchange For Large Bucket Of Fish
Flock Of Monocled Geese In Top Hats Joins Don Lemon In Round Of Laughter At The Commoners
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: LizLem [/]
And Methodists!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Or them Lutherans!
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
I see that Dersh is fully into his "don't give a fuck" phase. Good. He did splendid work yesterday and I am glad to see him throwing up both birds about it after the fact.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (HALdu)
A pretext to do what?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (7___O)
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Knife Trump. They won't get one though. I'm no fan of the HoR GOP, but the Senate ones hate us and our leader. They'd LOVE to put down the Trump movement once and for all.
Luckily for us, they're too greedy and weak to go for it like Dems would.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (7rVsF)
As bad as Lennon was, he had a lot of talent. I say this as someone who hated the man and many of his songs, and had done since I was a child in the 60s.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (LWu6U)
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
She also willfully mischaracterized what I said, claiming that I spoke about "intent." I challenge her to find that word anywhere in my presentation. I talked about the difficulty of discerning mixed motives. (2 of 3
(3 OF 3)
If Warren knew anything about criminal law she would understand the distinction between motives -- which are not elements of crime---and intent, which is. It's the responsibility of presidential candidates to have a better understanding of the law.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (vEIlU)
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When your cunt, takes a punt....
Thats a Warren.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Emmie at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (87gB3)
I love how people freak out when shown examples of how pyramids were built all around the world in far-flung, unconnected cultures.
Yeah, because piling rocks into a heap like that isn't the most basic engineering design conceivable. Your 1 year old child does it at the beach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
........
Forks work better.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
Dougie Jones. Hellloooooooo!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (xPJvm)
A pretext to do what?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 05:08 PM (7___O)
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Knife Trump. They won't get one though. I'm no fan of the HoR GOP, but the Senate ones hate us and our leader. They'd LOVE to put down the Trump movement once and for all.
Luckily for us, they're too greedy and weak to go for it like Dems would.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (fUqBx)
67 votes. Not happening.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (NYS7S)
I'm sorry you are having a tough day medically. If you would like to be on the prayer list for tomorrow, please let me know:
FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
So, when it comes to controlling travel, there is that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2020 05:01 PM (yUQrc)
I was in the airport recently and saw one of those TSA Nazis doing the full inspection thing on a man I would estimate to be in his 80s, standing only with the aid of a cane. Meanwhile, the dipstick government employee was literally testing a bottle of Kaopectate for explosive residue.
I wanted to punch that "agent" so bad. But you know how the government works. I'm sure that's one case the DOJ would take as far as they could.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (FJYfm)
He was great... Too bad no one was listening as in the Dems all have their minds made up... And the damned RINO's are gonna prolong this shit show with the stupid witness thing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (6XlcD)
That's gonna leave a mark that will be hard to hide in the sweat lodge.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (DNj86)
https://mobile.twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/ 1222219924929679361
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (ap5K3)
*strolls in*
Any impeachment BOMBSHELLS!! today?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (7rVsF)
Same old melodramatic shit.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Emmie
--
Trans surgery, like most medical art, was primitive in the 1600s.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (YslsA)
What a mook.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)
"EXACTLY!!!!"
--Triangle Head
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (7rVsF)
It won't be long before they ask for their own month.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2020 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
First they were called slave
then they were called party
next they were called meat
in the end they were called stew.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++++
No, it almost certainly won't. But the Senate could still make history by having bipartisanship to remove while the House had bipartisanship against impeachment.
And those bastards *love* making history.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (I2dne)
fuck" phase. Good. He did splendid work yesterday and I am glad to see
him throwing up both birds about it after the fact.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Yup. He went to great pains to let his colleagues know he was still one of them politically, but then lowered the boom on the "managers". It was pretty damn near perfect.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (T6t7i)
Some of their top researches in SW, defense, etc. are on the Chinese payroll. It has been a big scandal, for what I hear.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January
Heh, Australia is China's bitch. The Chinese are so far up in their bidness that they have corrupted their politics directly.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Billy Joel at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump ordered me to send a KC-135 Stratotanker loaded with delicious borscht to Zelensky's mansion in return for dirt on the Bidens.
The memory is seared on my hippocampus. I didn't come forward earlier, because I didn't want to relive it... but after I spoke with some of my beach friends, I knew what I had to do.
Posted by: Witness Testimony at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (fUqBx)
Your audience is like 3 overweight demented dudes with schlongs still attached, according to statistics and real life observations. Does he not know this?
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Undocumented at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
But without those brave pioneers, we wouldn't have strap-ons today.
Posted by: the more you know! at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (P1f+c)
Geroge Washington had a wooden penis.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (DNj86)
So that was the phrase of the day memo'd to the media dogs from the demorats
Schumer attacked Trump's kids, Rand Paul says they should sue for speculating that they made money off of China.
And we saw Cruz's kids being mentioned, only to be destroyed by Cruz missile. They are like 8 years old.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++++
No, it almost certainly won't. But the Senate could still make history by having bipartisanship to remove while the House had bipartisanship against impeachment.
And those bastards *love* making history.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (I2dne)
Could happen. Trump still President though, and I bet until January 2025. The enemy is losing bad on this, Joe.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
The ultimate Welfare State. Guaranteed 2-more Democrat (or further left) Senators and another guaranteed Democrat (of further left) Congresscritter.
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NYS7S)
of them politically, but then lowered the boom on the "managers". It was
pretty damn near perfect.
The part I liked best was when he would look right at them and tell them they didn't know what they were talking about. Herschmann often did the same thing.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (T6t7i)
BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein became the first Democrat to suggest that she could vote to acquit President Trump
*******
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)
I don't want the Biden's testifying. It will be a circus and who knows, they --especially Hunter--may come off sympathetically.
I want the Whistleblower and Schiff's staff--if not Schiff himself.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)
Unless you believe the ridiculous Fox polls
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (6XlcD)
I mean, apart from the whole - non-binary, transgender thing being a complete and utter wash.
No drugs, no operations, and certainly no one who was willing to tolerate someone who thought they were a large metropolitan opera house or a character from a video game played on electronic devices that wouldn't be invented for centuries.
Back in the day they'd put all of these clowns in the lunatic asylum.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (7rVsF)
Your audience is like 3 overweight demented dudes with schlongs still attached, according to statistics and real life observations. Does he not know this?
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (67sg6)
Younger women skew towards liberalism. Granted more attractive women skew conservative, but that's not the league he's playing in anyways.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (TfEga)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)
Because this is just a game to the left. They will milk this as long as they can. And yes, so far, this has helped PDT, but when you start calling witnesses, "we" can very easily lose control of this and G-D knows where that can lead. Please fuck em, end this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (nRk/c)
>>Trans surgery, like most medical art, was primitive in the 1600s.
Geroge Washington had a wooden penis.
Posted by: garrett
Which was why they had to cut down all the great Eastern forests.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein became the first Democrat to suggest that she could vote to acquit President Trump
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wait...wut?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (8XRCm)
...provided she hears witness testimony.
Posted by: ...3...2... at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (DNj86)
https://tinyurl.com/yxyevwt2
Another person who will be destroyed on the witness stand since he is the real beginning of this.
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (6XlcD)
+++++++++++
My dad said the same thing. I don't think that's the point.
He put on a clinic on impeachment, law, history, constitutionality and - importantly - the right thing. That may well have been his last meaningful professional action. It is was astonishing and it was right. It was the right thing to do. Anyone with a spare handful of brain cells and willingness to put in an hour of time will be better for having seen it and thought about it.
He did the right thing and did it extremely well. Regardless of what it did to the Dems or the RINOs, he should be proud of his performance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (I2dne)
Sorry. All the spots for stars are already taken.
Posted by: The American Flag at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (gd9RK)
I love how that works. The geniuses at the TSA, who to this date have never, eve once stopped a terrorist act at the airport have the most cunning plan ever, worthy of Baldric at his best.
If they are suspicious of some liquid, or you bring too much, they throw it away, in case its a bomb. In a bin right next to where all the people are. With the rest of the "bombs"
GENIUS!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)
The next step in this sham is questions are submitted to Chief Justice Roberts. He then reads the questions. Who answers? Do the questions have to be directed to either the house mgrs. or Trump's lawyers?
Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (cF8AT)
Well, am I?
OK, he's the stupid one.
Posted by: MaDuece at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
The ultimate Welfare State. Guaranteed 2-more Democrat (or further left) Senators and another guaranteed Democrat (of further left) Congresscritter.
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NYS7S)
I would say cleave off the Republican parts of California into 5 states if they want to play that game.
Better yet, national divorce. All counties that voted for Hillary go to the Leftists, the rest are the USA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (zBaqJ)
*******
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (BqBId)
CLOSING IN ON THE WHEELS COMING OFF
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (CqE5x)
Bring carbons close together and arc lamp in your bedroom!
Make childhood great again.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (YslsA)
1) GOPe floats Toomey's "compromise" on witnesses (Dems get one, Trump gets one, continue until it stops)
2) UpChuck whips his caucus to vote in lock-step against it, but it passes anyway
3) Donks call Bolton who says nothing in particular, GOPe calls Gropey who refuses to show
4) Acquittal vote is 55-45 with Manchin and Milfy voting to acquit.
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (NYS7S)
...provided she hears witness testimony.
Posted by: ...3...2... at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (DNj86)
So, that means she will vote to convict. C'mon now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (P1f+c)
...provided she hears witness testimony.
Yes, I was just gonna add that
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (6XlcD)
Those'll get you a gropin' every time.
For some reason. Because the TSA are Retard Nazis, mainly.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (XN+hF)
*******
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (BqBId)
If anything, this signals that even Mitt and the Sisters may not even want to call Bolton.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Jewells45
I just perused through the news as they were coming in within the hour after it hit. I am sure that by now or tonite at the latest there will be reports from the Caribbean islands affected. Excepting Cuba. We will never know how much damage ever happens in there thanxs to their fake lying media aka the communist government.
I am a bit in shock about earthquake waves hitting so fl. But then again an earthquake hit PR just a few weeks ago and south of Cuba sits a deep undersea trench, colliding tectonic plates?
Posted by: Floridachick at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (oryKJ)
Yeah, because piling rocks into a heap like that isn't the most basic engineering design conceivable. Your 1 year old child does it at the beach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
.........
But they're all lined up with the stars, man! And they're all perfect and shit!
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
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What the hell is a top lieutenant?
Posted by: Undocumented at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM (5NMZN)
Either a faggot or it refers to his status in the CCP, with his lieutenant rank being more incidental. Lieutenant could also be used as slang for important supporter/subordinate.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (TfEga)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (jMD9L)
And those bastards *love* making history.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:12 PM (I2dne)
Could happen. Trump still President though, and I bet until January 2025. The enemy is losing bad on this, Joe.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bCLt0)
I still think the best play is to FIRST have a vote, on whether the charges are even Constitutional.
and if not, DISMISS the charges, just like a Judge would do.
If that vote fails, THEN go onto the rest of the votes on witnesses and such.
Because there is no reason to call witnesses if the charges themselves are crap.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bCLt0)
+++++++++++
Oh, that they are. But the Press would love the talking point about the Republican Senate denying the American people justice despite a majority of senators voting to remove.
That noise is probably meaningless, but I suspect our shitbag RINOs wouldn't mind giving them the talking point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 05:13 PM
++++
Martha was ecstatic.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: garrett
I thought he used to buy the real thing--off his slaves.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (CqE5x)
- - - -
If this is true, it's solely so she can appear to be 'moderate' and 'fair' in the eyes of the LIVS.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 28, 2020 05:17 PM (nNEcr)
I think they already have Pride month, right? I recall last summer the Marriott, Bank of America, all the businesses in Chicago had their rainbow get-along with the gays flags up for what felt like an eternity.
If Obergfell gave you equality, then you are equally as unimportant as the next person. STFU and go ahead and stick your pride flag up your ass.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Zombie Gen'l Washington at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (XN+hF)
------------------
Feinstein??? No freaking way.
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (a0IVu)
He probably got the idea from watching the last season of "Steel Wheels" or the movie "The Ballad of Little Jo."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
He's not hideous, he's wealthy enough, and he's famous. That's enough to get dimwitted college girls to flock to him of all sorts. They're barely out of childhood, they have the judgment of a demented pekingese.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
Seriously, I keep asking, who is actually running the Senate trial and why even bother holding a vote for witnesses?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (zBaqJ)
It's not just Bolton.
Democrats also want to call DonfuckingMcGann.
Donfuckingmcgann knows SOMETHING, they say.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (+C1V+)
Geroge Washington had a wooden penis.
Posted by: garrett
schadenboner > cedarboner
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (P1f+c)
------
He was poplar with the ladies when he was single.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (8XRCm)
You all laugh, but this little shit is going to become a history professor at an ivy league school.
I think he'll end up a "journalist" eventually
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Community activist.
Posted by: pep at January 28, 2020 04:39 PM (T6t7i)
Community activist = Professional rabble-rouser
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (iiT9X)
Oh yeah. I trust the word of... Senator Dianne Feinstein. LOLOLOL. Get fucked, sweetheart.
Posted by: Witness Testimony at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (DNj86)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (+C1V+)
Bring carbons close together and arc lamp in your bedroom!
Make childhood great again.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (SsMcb) "
"700 Science Experiments For Everyone"
Loved that book as a kid !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (o/3LC)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (DRgs8)
sock off
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (fUqBx)
I've debated back and forth about witnesses, I've come around to believing the only way to truly expose all of the lawlessness and corruption and to smack the Democrats in the face and give them a measure of rebuke is to call witnesses and plenty of them.
Nothing Bolton says can harm the President as the President has broken any laws.
I want The Whistleblower, the IC IG, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, et al in the dock.
Who are the Donks going to call?
Mulvaney?
Whatever he says cannot harm the President as again, the President broke no law.
So if the Democrats want to do this, LETS DO THIS!!!
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (pP/aQ)
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
______________
Hey, gimme a break here, I went to law school at Rutgers, so obviously I'm not terribly bright!
Posted by: Lizzie Lieawatha Warren at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)
The C64 started smoking at this point. I mean, a cigarette. Something's Up.
Posted by: Gooshy
That explains why my old T/S 1000 has been hogging the phone line all day...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I've been looking for a sign in the middle of he night...
at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (OUMaO)
Congresspeeps, newspeeps, NSC advisors.
Just sayin...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (aIRv9)
Even through all those petticoats, they could feel it. It was like I had an armadillo in my trousers. A wooden armadillo.
Posted by: Zombie Gen'l Washington at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (XN+hF)
1) GOPe floats Toomey's "compromise" on witnesses (Dems get one, Trump gets one, continue until it stops)
2) UpChuck whips his caucus to vote in lock-step against it, but it passes anyway
3) Donks call Bolton who says nothing in particular, GOPe calls Gropey who refuses to show
4) Acquittal vote is 55-45 with Manchin and Milfy voting to acquit.
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (NYS7S)
I think the Washington Post has an article today about how if they start to call witnesses, it may go on for months.
Do they really want this?
They should hold a vote.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: garrett
schadenboner > cedarboner
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (P1f+c)
------
He was poplar with the ladies when he was single.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM
He never turned down a little ash.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)
Yeah but she's dumb enough to think that means remove him from office
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
The ex-hippies, the hyper-educated progressives, the apostles of compassion and tolerance, are the ones seething with hatred -- for Trump, us, America. While the slope-headed rednecks, the toothless peckerwoods and all the other unwashed and ignorant yahoos, are the ones acting out of love.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (H8QX8)
"___________! he said ________ as he jumped into his convertible
exclamation adverb
______ and drove off with his _________ wife."
noun adjective
"Ouch! he said stupidly as he jumped into his convertible
cat and drove off with his brave wife."
Posted by: Groundhog at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (VYwSh)
If they were concerned with some objective standard of proof we would not be doing this now.
Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
Powder from shotgun shell works good.
Put under old steel trash can upside down in mud puddle.
Ignition...we have liftoff! Liftoff of the neighbors trash can. Going where no trash can has gone before.
Make childhood great again.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (NYS7S)
*******
Just after President Trump's defense lawyers ended arguments in their Senate trial Tuesday, Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California became the first Democrat to suggest that she could vote to acquit him, despite serious concerns about his character.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzie Lieawatha Warren at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)
Rutgers?
That makes you a nappy headed ho!
Posted by: Zombie Don Imus at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)
It won't stop at McGann.
It won't stop at Mulvaney.
It won't stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (+C1V+)
So they might as well stop it now.
Call for a vote to acquit and let's see what Mitt the Shitt does....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (CqE5x)
It won't stop at Mulvaney.
It won't stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer
--
Oh, it will stop. Shortly after the polls close in November, while the press is still shouting that Trump is in the process of being impeached.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Sorry Hillary, that's just gas.
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Nobody use the phone I'm downloading a GIF!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (BqBId)
That's rich. This venal whore with the Chinese spy as her aide for 20 years.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)
Their strategy is to hurt the Senate. Try to flip some states by making their senators look corrupt. They have given up on Biden, and also the presidency, I think, but they want to make it so ugly that people stay home in November, or that moderates are reluctant to support their senators even if they do vote for Trump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (LWu6U)
It won't stop at McGann.
It won't stop at Mulvaney.
It won't stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (+C1V+)
Agreed
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (ilTjN)
That's hot.
Posted by: Shep at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (NZxYE)
It won't stop at McGann.
It won't stop at Mulvaney.
It won't stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:19 PM (+C1V+)
You are correct. Because it's all they know and they're damn good at it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (H8QX8)
He was poplar with the ladies when he was single.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM (8XRCm)
He was rich.
And very tall for that time.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (YslsA)
........
Man say he want be woman. OK we say climb up there on pyramid. Then drill hole in assholes head.
Posted by: Doctor Aztec at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (v0R5T)
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
______________
ohhh..ouch. Called you a dum dum, Warren.
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (a0IVu)
Just hold the vote.
If the Dims howl, dare them to go thru the whole impeachment process again
as election season comes upon us.
They'll look like dog turds if they try to impeach again.
And the voters, even their voters, won't stand for it.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (9wmyx)
Yeah but she's dumb enough to think that means remove him from office
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
She had a Chinese spy on her staff for 20 years and got away with it.
I don't give a flying fuck what her commie ass thinks.
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Geroge Washington had a wooden penis.
Posted by: garrett
schadenboner > cedarboner
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2020 05:16 PM (P1f+c)
------
He was poplar with the ladies when he was single.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 05:18 PM
He never turned down a little ash.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)
Y'all are making me laugh with these puns so much that it makes my tummy eiche.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (kw0bd)
Yeah they tried the love vs hate thing a few weeks after Trump was elected (Love trumps hate!!!) then when that went nowhere decided "punch a Nazi" was the right approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (bCLt0)
You ork cows?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (jMD9L)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 28, 2020 05:22 PM (CLteG)
I would. With a sack-full of month-old tomatoes and bananas and my best pitching technique.
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 05:21 PM (BqBId)
even though she dangles the "only if we have witnesses" this is still going to p*ss off a lot of lefties. Some will be "go Girl!" as she is "sticking it to them" bs, but others will see her as a traitor for even thinking it.
they are backed in a corner
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (vEIlU)
Powder from shotgun shell works good.
Put under old steel trash can upside down in mud puddle.
Ignition...we have liftoff! Liftoff of the neighbors trash can. Going where no trash can has gone before.
Make childhood great again.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM
***
But what ever you do, DO NOT use gun powder in a straw wrapped with tin foil.
A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)
The C64 started smoking at this point. I mean, a cigarette. Something's Up.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 28, 2020 05:09 PM (ll8qh)
++++++++++++++
Reminds me of this one:
Then add a board for the modem line
and one for every port
and printer board and a keyboard board
and as a last resort
for every problem we will add a board that has the cure
it ain't too damn efficient but it's a mother, that's for sure
And when it's all assembled, there's computer to your collar
It's nice to have a micro, but a mainframe would be smaller
And when they turn the power on, it's sure to dim the lamps
At plus and minus sixteen volts and fourteen-hundred amps
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (YslsA)
The Muslim world had advanced the medical fields of chopping off testicles and turning little boys in to little girls.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 28, 2020 05:23 PM (ilTjN)
The Kohnometer broke when applied, so we had to send it out for repair.
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2020 05:11 PM (YslsA)
........
The wooden vaginas were problematic.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: Injun Medicine Man at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (XN+hF)
Sorry. All the spots for stars are already taken.
Posted by: The American Flag at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (gd9RK)
This is a non-starter.
Even Puerto Rican's don't want it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (e284m)
Yeah but she's dumb enough to think that means remove him from office
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I didn't say "acquit". I said "uh, quit".
Posted by: DiFi at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (P1f+c)
CAVEAT: I don't have $10,000. But I'm pretty sure that won't matter.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (FJYfm)
Mitch McConnell sucks. He could've run the Senate trial exactly the same way the Democrats ran the fake impeachment, i.e., howeverthefuck he wants.
Instead, McConnell compromised. Now we have to withstand a full 8 hours of idiotic questions from Democrat senators (written by Shiff). And then more votes for "witnesses."
And then the whole thing Starts All Over Again. The whole fake impeachment begins anew.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (+C1V+)
But I did not make it to the school
Posted by: David Hogg at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's to hoping that with all of the publicity David Hogg has received,
he's now able to afford to upgrade his 5-speed, banana-seat Schwinn.
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2020 05:25 PM (ATCV4)
Don't be crazy man! Those things are collectors items! If it's in good condition he can get a bundle.
Maybe use it to pay some chick to help him get his balls to descend.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 05:27 PM (e284m)
Do they really want this?
They should hold a vote.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 05:20 PM (CqE5x)
Yup, ya give the left an inch they end up wanting a country mile
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 05:27 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:28 PM (SsMcb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 05:29 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 28, 2020 05:29 PM (eASYU)
Sorry. All the spots for stars are already taken.
Posted by: The American Flag at January 28, 2020 05:15 PM (gd9RK)
This is a non-starter.
Even Puerto Rican's don't want it.
Posted by: JoeF.
Sorry California. You're out. Puerto Rico, Welcome.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 05:30 PM (7imgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2020 05:31 PM (G8B4j)
Posted by: Ben Had
I would say "optics", except MSM.
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2020 05:32 PM (P1f+c)
For the young morons here we got Alaska and Hawaii because they each brought opposite party Senators and only one representative each. It was still a win for Democrats because Hawaii will always be reliably Democrat and they can grind on Alaska.
Grinding got us Murkowski.
Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 05:33 PM (SsMcb)
Donald Trump is Mother Theresa compared to the Democrats moral character.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 28, 2020 05:34 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
Love it. And this is the woman that got paid a six figure amount to teach a few classes.
Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2020 05:39 PM (oiNtH)
What?
Her parents want her to be the next Greta?
Posted by: PJ at January 28, 2020 05:55 PM (qlTN9)
Warren doesn't understand the law.
My former colleague, Senator Warren, claims she could not follow my carefully laid out presentation that everybody else seemed to understand. This says more about Warren than it does about me. (1 of 2)
Love it. And this is the woman that got paid a six figure amount to teach a few classes.
Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2020 05:39 PM (oiNtH)
They should double that and have her teach no classes. Then I might respect Hah-rvard.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2020 06:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 05:29 PM (nRk/c)
Poor Ben, giving up that prestigious slot and well regarded Buzzfeed for that drek of a fishwrap paper.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2020 06:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2020 05:24 PM (bCLt0)
There aren't any Republican senators being kept off the campaign trail....
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2020 06:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Carl at January 28, 2020 06:56 PM (vu6Qn)
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