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CNN Nasty: Don Lemon, Rick Wilson, and Ali Wahjat Laugh and Laugh at Trump Voters, Doing "Hick" Voices

The second-most embarrassing thing here is a "joke" that Rick Wilson pre-wrote for his appearance, that Trump could not find Ukraine on a map if you included the letter "U" and a "picture of a physical crane."

Oh, I get it. Like a Rebus puzzle! You know, that thing that only children under 5 are amused by!

But the most embarrassing thing is that this "joke" absolutely slays Don Lemon.

We've always known he had a child-level intellect. We just didn't know it was a kindergarten level.

Oh, and Rick Wilson, who is decrepit, also attacked "boomers."

The left permits itself the sort of broad attacks on people for their race, religion, and age that they shriek about when another even hint at it.



Meanwhile, CNN isn't the only liberal media organization which should be boycotted by reasonable Americans:




Maybe it's time for a Fox-Free February? Maybe deliver them excruciatingly low ratings for a short month to let them know who really pays the bills here?

Posted by: Ace at 12:01 PM




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1 Soon

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 28, 2020 12:01 PM (1DVEa)

2 I'd call them the three stooges but that would be an insult to the original three stooges.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 28, 2020 12:03 PM (1DVEa)

3 I look forward to seeing this video as a part of Trump re-election montages (assuming YouTube doesn't ban them).

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at January 28, 2020 12:03 PM (pPQeR)

4 Ok, off to call the Yorkies.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 28, 2020 12:04 PM (1DVEa)

5 Let me get a string of my banjo, and wrap it around your neck.

Hyuck Hycuk

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2020 12:04 PM (vd8XM)

6 Fake news, fake laugh.

Posted by: windbag at January 28, 2020 12:04 PM (pShPW)

7
I would imaging that Le Mon is just glad to get the mentions in social media.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2020 12:04 PM (rXie1)

8 Maybe DJT can destroy Fox and CNN.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)

9 imagine

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2020 12:05 PM (rXie1)

10 Top 15ish?

Posted by: rustbucket at January 28, 2020 12:05 PM (E2hov)

11 Mean girls, mean girlin'.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 28, 2020 12:05 PM (2GPSc)

12 They'll be laffing and laffing the night of November 3.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

13 I'm sure Trump will use this in the Jersey rally.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (SUJyY)

14 Doesn't Le'mon have a sexual harassment suit pending against him? Why does he get to stay on air?

I know the answer....

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (AD3JT)

15 I've been Fox Free since O'Reilly was jettisoned. I haven't watched cable news in years, since they are all rather awful when it comes to the president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (bkUtD)

16 Yes, Chris Wallace has become unwatchable. He just yells at people! I used to watch his show to see a reasonable view opposite to mine. Now he's just a screamer.

Posted by: PJ at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (qlTN9)

17 We're all Boomer Rubes now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

18 Fox Free Feb would be great. Now, which month sets viewership for ad rates? THAT'S when we should try to get people to peel off. Remind them about who is important for 6 months or so, every time those advertising payments come in smaller than before

Posted by: Boomer Redneque likes steering wheels. And brakes. at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (KXHve)

19 I believe more than one study has found that conservatives are better read and better traveled, on average, than liberals.
The whole conservatives are stupid sneer has no foundation in fact.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

20 Karma would be a CNN reporter returning from China and giving all these real mouth-breaders the WuHan virus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (Y0RHt)

21 Willowed and ON topic even...

@seanmdav

What on earth is going on in the latest Fox News poll?

https://tinyurl.com/vpqgotn

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

22 I feel like Don Lemon would find my axe handle's joke's hilarious.

I need to get those two together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)

23 This is how you got Trump ... and will get more of him, hopefully good and hard.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (WqPYg)

24 I keep telling people Fox is no longer a conservative news outlet, if it ever was. They have Hannity, Tucker, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeannine (? still?), and that's it.

Nobody listens. "That's just FoxNews" is their knee-jerk reaction to anything pro-Trump or anti-CNN.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (Ejm1K)

25 Smell my Finger!!!!

Yuk Yuk yuk.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

26 Wasn't Lemon charged with sexual assault or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

27 No matter how many times these smugtards are wrong, they remain convinced of their intellectual superiority and that anyone cares or should care what they say and think.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (YDusA)

28 I miss the days when it was the military-industrial complex that we had to be weary of. This agit-prop media is so much worse.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (LGXGf)

29 I don't understand why people watch Fox on ANY month. I'm serious it endlessly baffles me how many people here watch that channel then come here to complain about how bad and annoying it is. What is keeping you there? Habit? The vain hope it gets better? Some feeling that you're supposed to watch it??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

30 OK, media related so.

How can the Jury of a Trial, use unconfirmed unsourced News reports, which are NOT entered into any evidence, to decide ANYTHING in a trial?

That the NYT Bolton thing is a 'bombshell' to the impeachment, denies all due process, and all fairness.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

31 Maybe it's time for a Fox-Free February? Maybe deliver them excruciatingly low ratings for a short month to let them know who really pays the bills here?
Posted by: Ace at 12:01 PM

I would join in, but I've not watched Fox or any news show in well over a decade. It's not news, it's all a bunch of blowhards hollering over one another trying to be the SMRT one in the room. Blech.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (xPJvm)

32 The whole conservatives are stupid sneer has no foundation in fact.
Posted by: Northernlurker

No foundation of fact. Can be said of most things that come out of most liberals' mouths.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (2GPSc)

33 Or on Election Night Trump sweeps all fifty states and they blow their brains out on live TV like in Scanners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (Y0RHt)

34 16 Yes, Chris Wallace has become unwatchable. He just yells at people! I used to watch his show to see a reasonable view opposite to mine. Now he's just a screamer.
Posted by: PJ at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (qlTN9)


The Babylon Bee did this already: "CNN Unveils New Format Where Hosts Just Watch Fox News And Yell At It"

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (SUJyY)

35 >>>Wasn't Lemon charged with sexual assault or something?


I think he grabbed some guy's taint.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (bkUtD)

36 The problem is that they're not playing to US - they're playing to their friends in the media. Those don't see anything wrong with it, so why should anyone object?

Besides, they're only insulting maybe a few thousand people... or so they think.

Plus, there's the folks who reluctantly voted for Hil, figuring she was better than him (a know-nothing BUSINESSMAN? How could he be a good politician!?) and who have seen NONE of the screaming hyperbole come to pass. No wars, no economic collapse, 401ks through the roof, unemployment down to historic lows, Dow at historic highs, and things getting BETTER... and all the Dems have are people who gleefully promise to DESTROY all that?

Think they're going to be looking at the left and going "Wow, you're insulting so HARD! I'd better vote for the D or you're not gonna like me!" or will they go "Wait a sec - you assholes were really wrong in '16, why should I believe you're going to be right in '20?"

I'm thinking (if they're thinking, which they may not be...) they'll be going "You know, considering the alternatives... I'll try Trump this time."

So laugh it up, you assholes. You're driving away people you're gonna need.

Posted by: JLawson at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (+hPIb)

37 "To be fair, that 'joke' isn't as funny when you're sober." -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (WqPYg)

38
Chris Wallace has a built-in smirk. He's 2nd Generation elite, east coast snob. Unwatchable

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (rXie1)

39 I feel like Don Lemon would find my axe handle's joke's hilarious.

I need to get those two together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)

I wonder if he laughs that hard at faggot jokes? Prolly not.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (X/Pw5)

40 I keep telling people Fox is no longer a conservative news outlet, if it
ever was. They have Hannity, Tucker, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeannine (?
still?), and that's it.


Fox and Friends is pretty much cheerleading for PDT every morning. And they're not afraid to discuss and praise religion.


So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

41 Fox-Free February?

I still watch Watters and Gutfeld's Saturday night shows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (XN+hF)

42 I don't understand why people watch Fox on ANY month. I'm serious it endlessly baffles me how many people here watch that channel then come here to complain about how bad and annoying it is. What is keeping you there? Habit? The vain hope it gets better? Some feeling that you're supposed to watch it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020


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Fortunately I don't have it on my cable lineup, so the issue doesn't arise. I never was one to watch TV "news," and especially not now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (Ejm1K)

43 In all the TV shows and movies I have seen where they feature back country hicks, it's always the so called hicks and rubes that get the better of the condescending city slickers.

Posted by: DaveD at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (P5fqQ)

44 What a bunch of faggots! In the wood burning sense, of course.

As for Trump coming out against Fox News, GOOD. Long, long overdue and he can destroy the network with sustained animosity. I don't think they actually give a shit about ratings, we aren't their primary audience, but supporting OANN or a similar venture would certainly wake people up.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (Gf+Ad)

45
Hell: being stuck in an airport having to listen to these losers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (7rVsF)

46 Sadly, journalism is beyond the tipping point. No one respects the profession. It pays horribly.
So the people it attracts are going to be less and less qualified to do much of anything.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (YDusA)

47 They hate us. They really hate us. //Sally Field

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (wCmLp)

48 https://wapo.st/2U2KBTb

*******

John Bolton was paid $115,000 to participate in two panels sponsored
by foundation of Ukrainian steel magnate - The Washington Post

*******

The Washington COMpost trying to get ahead of a story
********
Willowed by The Boss

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (BqBId)

49 I was going to declare February No-Fap February but No Fox February is good too.

Posted by: Augustine at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (BDZWU)

50 Trump and Netanyahu on stage announcing mid-east peace plan...

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (cF8AT)

51
I'm sure that all 4 of their viewers were amused

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (mpeBU)

52 Fox Free Feb? Hell, I've been "Fox Free" for over two years.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (OMsf+)

53 Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

54 They hate us, and yet ironically, they have no idea who we really are. I voted Trump in 2016 and I'll vote for him again in 2020. As I sit here, I am surrounded by my diplomas hanging on the walls of my office, including my BSME from UW, my MSME from Purdue, and my PhD from Stanford.

Posted by: CyberCipher & Collie at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (Xawuy)

55 29 I don't understand why people watch Fox on ANY month. I'm serious it endlessly baffles me how many people here watch that channel then come here to complain about how bad and annoying it is. What is keeping you there? Habit? The vain hope it gets better? Some feeling that you're supposed to watch it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

=======

I've tried to get my dad to quit watching FNC or at a minimum, see that Wallace and Baier are a bunch of hacks, with no success. He's an uber normie who refuses to believe that you can get better news from the HQ and Youtube.

Posted by: Jackal at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (Lyh9/)

56 TRump should ask whoever the frontrunners are what they think of that remark. Maybe do it during debate.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:11 PM (zr5Kq)

57 Fox is a waste of time. It shouldn't be a Fox-free February. It should just be Fox Free.
Period.
The ONLY decent Fox type, not on in the morning, is Gutfeld, and perhaps Hemmer. The rest are just repetitive and/or sheer propagandists who don't have much credibility.
If you never watched Fox, you would be missing not much of anything.

Posted by: Dougf at January 28, 2020 12:12 PM (qyAPG)

58 Condescending assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

59 They'll be laffing and laffing the night of November 3.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020


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The old saying was, "You'll be laughing out the other side of your mouth when . . ."

These clowns won't have another side. Their mouths will be sagging so far on election night that the Trump campaign will be able to park trucks on their tongues.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2020 12:12 PM (Ejm1K)

60 If you are still watching Fox during the day, outside of the Five and the Greg Gutfield show and Jesse Watters, then you must question your ability to discern fact from fiction. They get their talking points from the same place the other propaganda outlets do.

OANN is a real news network.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)

61 Does Lemon have a rape button?
Has anyone asked?

Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (227US)

62 TRump should ask whoever the frontrunners are what they think of that remark. Maybe do it during debate.

Bidet would talk of Corn Pop. Tin Lizzie would squawk racism. The Bern would talk Free News for All.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (Y0RHt)

63 But we should totally defer to them in all things, because they have our best interests at heart. No, seriously.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

64 If you check out Rick's and Wahajat's twitter feeds they are mocking anyone who was offended by that clip --- calling them snowflakes and quoting Ben Shapiro's "F$#@ your feelings."


Honestly, I'm not mad. They have shown us what they say off camera and confirmed that they really do hate us. Fine. Keep on redpilling people.

However, do not expect me to be upset when, say, Sen. McSally or Sen Cruz insults a reporter, m'kay?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

65 I seem to recalled a WaPo nitwit claiming years ago that conservative evangelicals are poorly educated and easily led. He was subsequently mocked.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

66 Laugh it up, tidepod!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)

67
Wow.

If I( were Trump I would play this on the big screen at every single rally from here on out.

The riff on it to the crowd.

And at the same time, provide plenty of real time denigration of Fake News right in their Fake News Faces.


Man, talk about handing your opponent a gun to shoot you in the face with.


Brilliant!!! Yes, you guys are definitely The Elite(TM).

No doubt about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (9wmyx)

68 Man who speak like that, like Trump just did, about Israel will prosper, and will win the next election.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (zr5Kq)

69 And of course, to show their oh-so-urbane credentials, note there has to be a phony "Southern" drawl to slam the Trump voter.

Lenny Bruce once mentioned that hating on rednecks was the only permissible bigotry in America (paraphrasing): "The Japs we kicked once, the Krauts we forgave twice, but the Southern redneck has been getting his ass kicked since the Civil War."

As I have often said, the world is full of people who would profit enormously from having their teeth punched down their throat.

And it's also why I say that, even were Trump to be removed from office, the right in this country would do nothing but sit back and take it. Ask yourself - do Lemon, Wilson and Wahjat have any fear for their personal safety at this moment?

Are they concerned that a right-wing version of Antifa will be waiting outside CNNs offices to introduce them to the business end of a barbed wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger?

Do they worry that a mob screaming for their blood will be surrounding their houses tonight?

Do they fear any sort of consequence at all? If your answer is "no," then please enlighten me as to why you think removing Trump from office will cause even so much as a "shit, we lost again" moment from our supine, Kobe-obsessed, MFM media-supporting population.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (Ki5SV)

70 It really encompasses a lot, doesn't it? I mean, stupid assholes making stupid jokes about how other people are stupid. And themselves being so stupid that they can't fathom how the joke is actually on them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (+DS2f)

71 I am in. There are a lot of hard working propagandists out there. Time to show them what all that pretzel twisting can buy if left unchecked.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (PMY9D)

72 The irony in all this, BTW, is in the self-proclaimed elites mocking us "flyover rubes" without realizing they're so inbred that they're basically the American Habsburgs.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (OMsf+)

73 To make such a joke is to be the butt of it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (+DS2f)

74 And I thought I was stupid.

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (v0R5T)

75 Its like a person who keeps going back to the sweetheart that treats them awful, then running to a friend and complaining about them. "He hits me! She cheats on me! He spent all my money on gambling! She crashed my car while drunk again!"

WALK AWAY.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

76 Rick Wilson takes money from the slave state Qatar. He has no right to lecture anyone.

Posted by: Augustine at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (BDZWU)

77 19
I believe more than one study has found that conservatives are better read and better traveled, on average, than liberals.

The whole conservatives are stupid sneer has no foundation in fact.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
________

Love of and gratitude for America == Knuckle-dragging idiocy
Brought to you by the International Communist Movement dba the American University system since 1917 ...

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

78 Hey, "The" Rick Wilson - find me Felonia's victory on a map. I'll wait.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (XN+hF)

79 Oh he was all about the trolololo last night, but now he's crying about the mean ol' Trumpkins attacking him this morning.

>@WajahatAli
.
@TheRickWilson
I believe we have "triggered" the "snowflakes" just by doing a short segment on TV with some levity. Did I use the terminology correctly?
9:17 PM · Jan 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/WajahatAli/status/
1222025933265211393

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (L106N)

80 those three have a daisy chain when they turned the cameras off? or, did they cut to the chase and smear shit on each other?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (KP5rU)

81 Rick Wilson cribbed that material from me. No idea where the fuck he got it, but that's my joke with the serial numbers filed off and a new target. Back when Russia invaded Ukraine, I joked that Obama thought they are a crane rental shop.

Mine was funnier. Wilson's a plagiarist and a humorless hack.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (J+mig)

82 The Ultimate Boomer calling out boomers. Is this pro wrestling?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (HRtgq)

83
I've been Fox Free since O'Reilly was jettisoned. I haven't watched
cable news in years, since they are all rather awful when it comes to
the president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (bkUtD)


O'Blather was one of the reasons I bailed on fox. After years of "Obama isn't a socialist..." he comes out with "I told you he was a socialist!". Yeah, great Bill. The only reason I kept the dish was my elderly dementia-ridden mother watched it 24/7. I thought it was because she recognized faces like Shep.


That was until the day I figured out she'd been watching the Dog Channel for 2 solid days and thought nothing of it. In fact, she seemed more interested in the shiny colors, chirping birds and scampering squirrels.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 28, 2020 12:14 PM (MocBh)

84 How can the Jury of a Trial, use unconfirmed unsourced News reports, which are NOT entered into any evidence, to decide ANYTHING in a trial?

Because this isn't a real trial, and this isn't a real jury, and the entire thing is just a big political game in which all of the Senators are trying to figure out how to position themselves for the November elections. And all the Democrats have already sold out to appease their base, so that's 47 votes in favor of whatever Mayhem they can cause, and they only need 4 more squish Republican Senators to force the show to go on and on and on. And they've already got Romney and Collins.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

85 Cancel your cable package.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (5bp/r)

86 I was going to declare February No-Fap February but No Fox February is good too.

Posted by: Augustine at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM



Damnit. It's a leap year...that means a whole extra day!!!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (zkt/z)

87 In all the TV shows and movies I have seen where
they feature back country hicks, it's always the so called hicks and
rubes that get the better of the condescending city slickers.

Posted by: DaveD at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (P5fqQ)

Yup! *smiles*

Posted by: Banjo Boy at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (q1Pj5)

88 Do they fear any sort of consequence at all? If your answer is "no," then please enlighten me as to why you think removing Trump from office will cause even so much as a "shit, we lost again" moment from our supine, Kobe-obsessed, MFM media-supporting population.

Trump is not going to be removed from office. There would be a very slight chance it might happen were an election not to take place in fewer than 10 months, but as it is... no chance.

However, here's the reason to think things might have gone differently: people will put up with things until they don't, and usually you cannot predict when that will be or or what it will take.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

89 I used to be a libtard, and moved anti-Left gradually, then suddenly. It was stunts like these CNN bitches pulled that started me on the path to freedom. I would note the way the alleged 'inclusive' crowd maligned those who disagree with them.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (Pj83y)

90 Old man Murdoch handed over the reins to his sons.


As for the conservatives left, perhaps it's just cheaper to keep them on the air than to buy out their contracts.

Posted by: shibumi, in Ohio making sammiches at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

91 I hope Trump plays this clip at every one of his rallies from here on out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

92 >>55
29 I don't understand why people watch Fox on ANY month.
I don't understand why people watch any network television, for much of anything, ever.
Note: "A World At War" and "Leave It To Beaver" reruns don't count as network television.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (ZS9TG)

93 I like the idea of FOX FREE FEB.

It's actually a boycott that could work.

You know the progtards can hard bring themselves to even say the words, Fox News.

Let alone watch it.

It's us or nothing.

We should make sure they know that.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (9wmyx)

94 What's even funnier is that I guarantee you these three retards have people who are very close to them that voted for Trump. They just don't know it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (j3npP)

95 Keep on telling us who you really are, you totally unbiased tellers of truth. It's a real mystery why Fake News is a buzzword now.

Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (MmFTx)

96 I can't imagine the hatred and betrayal ace feels by knowing and being friends with these people. Wait, I can, it happened to my circle in 2008 with both Obama and McCain.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (HRtgq)

97 Maybe TCM should show these movies:

Red Dawn, Southern Comfort, Next of Kin

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (Y0RHt)

98

>> Trump could not find Ukraine on a map if you included the letter "U" and a "picture of a physical crane."


===============




Perfect for my audience! I'm writing this joke into my next column.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (NVYyb)

99 >>85
Cancel your cable package. Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (5bp/r)

And how. Don't miss it at all.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (ZS9TG)

100 28 I miss the days when it was the military-industrial complex that we had to be weary of. This agit-prop media is so much worse.
Posted by: Old Dude at January 28, 2020 12:08 PM (LGXGf)

In this revolution, research has become central; it also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.

Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.

The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.

Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.


There were other warning in that speech. He was prophetic, look at global warming research.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

101 In this clip, who is the guy who looks like Mike Ehrmantrout from Breaking Bad? And who is the guy who looks like Apu from The Simpsons when he was young?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (Ejm1K)

102 Oh, and the obligatory Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!
They are masters at building factions. That is for sure.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (PMY9D)

103 Cut the cord. No more cable. Don't look back.

Posted by: brak at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (YmWc0)

104 Does Lemon have a rape button?

Has anyone asked?

Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (227US)


For him it's more like a butler's bell.

"Jeeves! It's Wednesday, you're supposed to be the pizza delivery boy today, not the telephone repairman!"

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (MocBh)

105 "Boomer rube".

Really? I would really, REALLY, like to have a conversation with that asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (sHVgQ)

106 It was probably someone here who said it, but it's too good not to repeat: Trump hates Democrat/Lefty leaders, while Democrat/Lefty leader hate Trump's supporters.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)

107 THE erstwhile friend of the blog Rick Wilson is the worst of the bunch since he play-acts at being a conservative/Republican.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

108 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (q80AH)

109 In all the TV shows and movies I have seen where

they feature back country hicks, it's always the so called hicks and

rubes that get the better of the condescending city slickers.



Posted by: DaveD at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (P5fqQ)


Like stealing candy from a baby.

Posted by: Mr. Haney at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (q1Pj5)

110 90 Old man Murdoch handed over the reins to his sons.


As for the conservatives left, perhaps it's just cheaper to keep them on the air than to buy out their contracts.

Posted by: shibumi, in Ohio making sammiches at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

It was fake, gay, and retarded before. It's always been shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (j3npP)

111 93 I like the idea of FOX FREE FEB.

It's actually a boycott that could work.

You know the progtards can hard bring themselves to even say the words, Fox News.

Let alone watch it.

It's us or nothing.

We should make sure they know that.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (9wmyx)


So now we'll have to watch it for the rest of the week, so we can then boycott it?

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (SUJyY)

112

OT - President Trump is having a press conference with Netanyahu about the Mideast Peace Plan and who does Bloomberg "news" have on before it? Noura Erakat a Palestinian activist and "human rights" attorney. Bloomberg "news" maybe more hard left than MSNBC.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (mpeBU)

113 >>
In this clip, who is the guy who looks like Mike Ehrmantrout from Breaking Bad? And who is the guy who looks like Apu from The Simpsons when he was young?

@WajahatAli

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

114 Do they fear any sort of consequence at all? If your answer is "no," then please enlighten me as to why you think removing Trump from office will cause even so much as a "shit, we lost again" moment from our supine, Kobe-obsessed, MFM media-supporting population.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (Ki5SV)

You don't ask cows their opinion of CNN, and you don't ask the clueless about major affairs of state. I pity the poor bastards who aren't ready to get in the game: they'll be the first devoured by the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (Gf+Ad)

115 I missed that on CNN.

Was watching Hee Haw.

Posted by: Miklos, pickin and grinnin at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (QzkSJ)

116 Thing is, what makes any of these guys think they are smarter than anyone else? What the hell is this unearned intellectual superiority they feel? Done Lemon went to Louisiana state university and has a degree in broadcast journalism. Whoo-eee. That's some smarts right there.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (+DS2f)

117 The Rick Wilson literally looks like a Boomer Meme.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (HRtgq)

118 Yep, time to kill Fox. Even Brian Kilmeade has turned into a snarky, self-righteous little turd.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (bd376)

119 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 12:13 PM (Ki5SV)

Well the problem there is that the right has respect for the rule of law baked into them. Unless the music is actively playing and people are dancing, Conservative aren't going to act in a criminal fashion.

Frankly, the right doesn't have people willing to do prison time for their side.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (l4C/z)

120 I am reminded of a quote attributed to Hodding Carter -

"A Southerner will remain polite until they kill you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Y0RHt)

121 This stuff might seem infuriating but its actually hilarious, because its like watching someone try to spite you by chugging Drano. They are creating Trump voters by this kind of spiteful sneering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

122 Funny, because I can find Ukraine on a map faster than I could find CNN on my TV.

Posted by: Advo at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Ms4Um)

123 Hey Don!!!

Check this out! Have you ordered yours yet?

https://trucknutz.com/

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (zkt/z)

124 >>97
Maybe TCM should show these movies: Red Dawn, Southern Comfort, Next of Kin Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (Y0RHt)

This river don't go to Aintry.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (ZS9TG)

125 I missed that on CNN.

Was watching Hee Haw.
Posted by: Miklos, pickin and grinnin at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (QzkSJ)
--------

I like a man with his priorities straight.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (/669Q)

126 I hope Trump plays this clip at every one of his rallies from here on out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)


It might not be a bad idea to swamp his twitter feed with that request. I can't do it because I don't do social media.

And, in case you hadn't heard, Trump is having a rally in Manchester NH on February 10. I can't go, sadly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Ki5SV)

127 OANN has a live stream available thru Hulu.




Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (u6xw0)

128 Something big is going on at the Whitehouse. Live with Bibi.

Something about an actual two state solution.

On Bloomberg News now.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Vgz5H)

129 i am a boomer rube. bring it on, assholes. i'm fucking bored right now. it's winter up here. it'll be fun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (KP5rU)

130 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Big special on Moon Pies down at the Piggly Wiggly!

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (SUJyY)

132 125 I missed that on CNN.

Was watching Hee Haw.
Posted by: Miklos, pickin and grinnin at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (QzkSJ)
--------

I like a man with his priorities straight.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (/669Q)

Hee Haw had some FINE-lookin' fillies!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

133 Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (wCmLp)

134 because its like watching someone try to spite you by chugging Drano

Or Daffy Duck chugging gasoline and nitroglycerine in an explosive attempt to top Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (Y0RHt)

135 133 Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (wCmLp)

=========

Wasn't that the 2016 slogan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)

136 By the way Obama couldn't attract crowds after 2010. Meanwhile, the media just pretends this entire political movement away.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (22laR)

137 And yet Trump divides the country for telling them to keep their hands off the baby.


O
K

Posted by: Delaforce at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (9GnTW)

138 117 The Rick Wilson literally looks like a Boomer Meme.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (HRtgq)

He looks like a CGI butt plug

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (l4C/z)

139 Good slogan for a Fox boycott:

"F Off."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (FOGOI)

140 Palis to begin more rocket attacks in 3...2...1....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

141 But Trump was evil and wrong for calling CNN and the media at large the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Big special on Moon Pies down at the Piggly Wiggly!

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (SUJyY)

Jumpin' jehosaphat!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (q1Pj5)

143 Just a reminder, Don Lemon is the Super Smart Man of Science who suggested on air that the Malaysian airliner that went missing in 2014 might have been sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (Yn6WC)

144 Trump 2020: This River Don't Go To Aintry.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (qXNVo)

145 87 In all the TV shows and movies I have seen where
they feature back country hicks, it's always the so called hicks and rubes that get the better of the condescending city slickers.
Posted by: DaveD at January 28, 2020 12:09 PM (P5fqQ)

I think I've read that those basic characters (seemingly dull country boy who always outwits his city cousins) go back at least to 17th century French Literature, and may be a lot older than that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)

146 Wasn't that the 2016 slogan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)

No that was Because Fuck Her

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (22laR)

147 I'll go ahead and opine that the one fire and its notoriety has given rise to more false claims of heroism and bullshit stolen valor than all the liquor ever poured across VFW bar-tops. My guys used to say that there were two classes of WWII vets: those who had won the war single-handedly, and those who'd actually seen action.=
=====%=%=

From the last thread. The awards are carved into his tombstone in Leavenworth. Pretty sure they are legit.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (+u0O9)

148 A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

149 Hee Haw > CNN.

Smarter, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (HaL55)

150 You people are so fickle and delicate. I don't know why I even try.

throws 200 index cards on the ground "HELEN KELLER JOKES"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (qFDd8)

151 89 I used to be a libtard, and moved anti-Left gradually, then suddenly. It was stunts like these CNN bitches pulled that started me on the path to freedom. I would note the way the alleged 'inclusive' crowd maligned those who disagree with them.
Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2020 12:16 PM (Pj83y)
===

Is that you Tim Pool?

Posted by: Augustine at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (BDZWU)

152 "Rick Wilson is the author of Everything Trump Touches Dies: A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever."


My emphasis. The archetype of an anti-Trump GOPe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (sHVgQ)

153 120 I am reminded of a quote attributed to Hodding Carter -

"A Southerner will remain polite until they kill you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Y0RHt)

I was always told to kill 'em with Kindness.

It's a strange thing to name your gun.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (J+mig)

154 Well the problem there is that the right has respect for the rule of law baked into them. Unless the music is actively playing and people are dancing, Conservative aren't going to act in a criminal fashion.

Frankly, the right doesn't have people willing to do prison time for their side.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


The left doesn't either. That's why they never get arrested.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (Vgz5H)

155 If you think FNC isn't your cup of tea, go elsewhere. We are invincible, and really don't care very much what any of you do.

Posted by: Lachlan Murdoch at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (NVYyb)

156 Wasn't that the 2016 slogan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)


They don't seem to learn.

Trump 2024: You Seem to Have Trouble Understanding This, Don't You?

Trump 2028: Admit It, You Don't Come Here for the Hunting?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (wCmLp)

157 128 Something big is going on at the Whitehouse. Live with Bibi.

Something about an actual two state solution.

On Bloomberg News now.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (Vgz5H)

Netanyahu was indicted on several corruption charges today. The cigar and champagne one seems like bullshit, but the one about the media has legs I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (j3npP)

158 OK, I got that bit of bile off my chest.

Now for another cup of tea and back to my writing.

Later, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (Ki5SV)

159 Thing is, what makes any of these guys think they are smarter than anyone else? What the hell is this unearned intellectual superiority they feel?

They only frame it in intelligence terms. What they really are talking about is cultural. They sneer at line dancing, flag waving, parade watching, rodeo enjoying, farm working, non urbanites. Its the sneer that has always been around from city slickers about rural folks. And its true in reverse: rural folks sneer at urbanites. Its just that the urban folks control entertainment, education, political, judicial, and news culture. So they dominate the airwaves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

160 Oh Rick, you went to kindergarten and made fart sounds. Let's not book your comedy tour just yet.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (vPKfA)

161 116 Thing is, what makes any of these guys think they are smarter than anyone else? What the hell is this unearned intellectual superiority they feel? Done Lemon went to Louisiana state university and has a degree in broadcast journalism. Whoo-eee. That's some smarts right there.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (+DS2f)

Too dumb for football.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (FOGOI)

162 i missed cnn last night. there were two dogs fucking in the back yard. made more sense.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (KP5rU)

163 CNN Nasty: Don Lemon, Rick Wilson, and Ali Wahjat Laugh and Laugh at Trump Voters, Doing "Hick" Voices

Now make fun of blacks. And fags. Lots of material there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

164 Sorry, I cannot watch any of the so-called "news" networks any less than I already am. Which is zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (LxWV7)

165 Squeal like a pig, Rick.

Posted by: One of the Deplorables, directly behind him at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (RD7QR)

166 Virus scientist (viruses that are scientists) We demand equal billing and it is okay to share used Kleenex.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (9FDBs)

167 Cut the cord. No more cable. Don't look back.


Posted by: brak at January 28, 2020 12:17 PM (YmWc0)


I did, and haven't missed it for gosh, 2 years? There's too much free stuff on. If you can live with the internet for "news", and don't need the latest hit TV shows (I refuse to pay netflix, HBO etc. for their BS), then there's lots of free TV shows and movies. If desperate, you can always PPV something. Amazon Prime, Roku, Tubi, IMDB, loads of free ones. Haven't felt the need to pony up for Hulu at all.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (MocBh)

168 131 No Dr. Pepper! Whats wrong with the Pig?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (C1Lsn)

169 A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

And break into a chorus of Y-M-C-A

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (q1Pj5)

170 Rush doing the "rest of the story" on this now.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (X/Pw5)

171 Columbo's entire character is built around being the seemingly dull witted working class flatfoot who is never taken seriously by those who think they are So Smart and So Sophisticated that they can get away with anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

172 Something about an actual two state solution.


==

Jerusalem remains undivided capital of Israel (no ambiguity)
Golan heights remain part of Israel (no ambiguity)
No compromise of Israeli security
Oh, and Palis get something

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (zr5Kq)

173 2022: OANN buys Fox Business from 20th c. Fox.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (FOGOI)

174 18 Fox Free Feb would be great. Now, which month sets viewership for ad rates? THAT'S when we should try to get people to peel off. Remind them about who is important for 6 months or so, every time those advertising payments come in smaller than before
Posted by: Boomer Redneque likes steering wheels. And brakes. at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (KXHve


It might be Feb. the whole "sweeps" and such. At least for normal television.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (G2zl5)

175 *ponders a 'Boomer Rube' bumper sticker*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (sHVgQ)

176 Bitter Clinger Boomer Rubes are the worst kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

177 Oh, and Palis get something
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (zr5Kq)

They've got Jordan. They can go there and find their offs to fuck to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (FOGOI)

178 I have found that not watching TV at all has improved my mental well being.

These people are sick in the head. Watching people who are stuck on stupid and mentally ill in the head is stupid. Period.

I know they hate us and would kill us if they could. That's all I need to know.

Trump calls them out and they react so predictably it's actually rather funny.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (/rsCS)

179 For a palate cleanser,

Here is the Animal House movie applied to the Impeachment of DJT in 1:30 courtesy via Powerline complete with photoshopped heads of those impeachment characters you know and love. Pretty fitting.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t7q95yy

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (EUDB2)

180

President Trump said Jerusalem will remain Israel's undivided capital. You know for an anti-semite and Hitler reincarnated he's really really bad at it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (mpeBU)

181 I missed that on CNN.

Was watching Hee Haw.
Posted by: Miklos, pickin and grinnin at January 28, 2020 12:18 PM (QzkSJ)
........

Ah wuz wit muh cuzzin out back in de barn, humpin' away.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

182 Babylon Bee:

In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

183 12 They'll be laffing and laffing the night of November 3.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

LMAO yes

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (22laR)

184 Bitter Clinger Boomer Rubes are the worst kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)


Try a rabbit.

Posted by: The Bear at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)

185 A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

And break into a chorus of Y-M-C-A
Posted by: Count de Monet
--------

Another example of why I hang around this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (sHVgQ)

186 Jordanian border checkpoint - "No Palestinians! We'll take the Irish."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (Y0RHt)

187 And then there's Joe Scarborough and his organ grinder monkeys:

https://tinyurl.com/quftdtw

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

188 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

189 Just a reminder, Don Lemon is the Super Smart Man of Science who suggested on air that the Malaysian airliner that went missing in 2014 might have been sucked into a black hole.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (Yn6WC)

And as Caleb Hull points out, the network that can't read a map.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

190 Don Lemon will be doing The Glory Hole Report via Live feed from the Rest Stops of the I-95 corridor, when this is over.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (Xexop)

191 Columbo's entire character is built around being the seemingly dull witted working class flatfoot who is never taken seriously by those who think they are So Smart and So Sophisticated that they can get away with anything.

Yeah its not as effective to modern viewers because the trenchcoat wearing cop who is slovenly isn't as much of a twist or distinctive as it was when Columbo first came out (every cop was well-dressed in a fine suit and had great manners, etc before that).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

192 148 A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...

And the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here."

The dot-head Indian says "It is because I am being Indian, yes?"

And the gay balding CNN employee says: "It's because I'm gay, isn't it?"

And The Rick Wilson says: "No, it's because we're big giant elitist assholes and everybody outside of CNN's audience of dozens hates us with the heat of a thousand suns. And we deserve it, because we're big giant elitist assholes."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (XN+hF)

193 >>So Smart and So Sophisticated that they can get away with anything. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

Not unlike the Sandford Village Preservation Society.
For the greater good.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (ZS9TG)

194 Isn't Lemon the idiot who has repeatedly insisted there has never been an instance of leftwing violence?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

195 Oh, and Palis get something
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:23 PM (zr5Kq)

The fuck out.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (SUJyY)

196 180 But he goosestepped to the podium.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (C1Lsn)

197 13 I'm sure Trump will use this in the Jersey rally.
Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:06 PM (SUJyY)

-------
That's why they hate him. He was supposed to grin and bear it. He was supposed to go the White House Press dinners and not be jokingly roasted but insulted. He was expected to take it with a smile on his face.

His answer is GFY. I admire that.


Posted by: Groundhog at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (VYwSh)

198 Looks like Mitch has lost control of the Senate

Schumer is now calling the shots

this thing is about to explode out of control

will be going on until the election

Posted by: REDACTED at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

199 I go Fox Free every month! My wife and I donated the maximum to Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Lachlan Murdoch at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (NVYyb)

200 i can't boycott fox. haven't had them since shep's katrina breakdown. that's when i canceled cable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (KP5rU)

201 They've got Jordan. They can go there and find their offs to fuck to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (FOGOI)


yeah, yeah, but....pipe dream. Not realistic.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)

202 >>Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.


This was more popular than shaved ice in our Round House.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (Xexop)

203 Say what you will about Wilson, he's done a great job with those Seahawks!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (zkt/z)

204 Jordanian border checkpoint - "No Palestinians! We'll take the Irish."
Posted by: Anna Puma


Hot damn! Finally some love.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (Vgz5H)

205 A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

And break into a chorus of Y-M-C-A
Posted by: Count de Monet
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As I have mentioned before, I cannot see Mayor Pete without 'In the Navy' playing in my head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (sHVgQ)

206 Or Daffy Duck chugging gasoline and nitroglycerine in an explosive attempt to top Bugs Bunny.

They have Daffy's attitude too. Always absolutely certain he's right, never able to admit he is the reason for all his woes, almost always on the wrong end of every exchange.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

207 And The Rick Wilson says: "No, it's because we're big giant elitist assholes and everybody outside of CNN's audience of dozens hates us with the heat of a thousand suns. And we deserve it, because we're big giant elitist assholes."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (XN+hF)

Wick Rilson isn't that observant. Or coherent.

He'd probably just piss himself and start licking the barstools.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (FOGOI)

208 Now make fun of blacks. And fags. Lots of material there.

Oooh, oooh, do islam instead. We could even loan them Hadji the Muslim Comic if we knew where he was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (HaL55)

209 It's not often I say this, but I'd like to see Michael Moore's response to this attack on the average American.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (NRVpU)

210 Posted by: REDACTED at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

Calm your tits, Eeyore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (XN+hF)

211 188 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)


Watch it, pal.

Posted by: Shaved Elk at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (SUJyY)

212 >>A retarded dot Indian, a gay balding CNN employee, and a bullet headed RINO walk into a bar...


Ali's bio - he writes for NYT, HuffPost, The Guardian:
Wajahat Ali is a Muslim American of Pakistani descent. He is a
playwright, essayist, humorist, and Attorney at Law, whose work, "The
Domestic Crusaders" is the first major play about Muslim Americans
living in a post 9-11 America, and was published by McSweeney's in 2011.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

213 The fuck out.
Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (SUJyY)


What can I say, diplomacy, realpolitik my friend.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (zr5Kq)

214 152 "Rick Wilson is the author of Everything Trump Touches Dies: A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever."

Weird title for an Obama book

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (22laR)

215 38. You know who else has a perma-smirk? Bill Kristol, another 2nd gen elite.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (Pj83y)

216 Wallace reminds me of an elf like character. I just can't remember which one. Like an 80s or 90s type.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (G2zl5)

217 @178
I have found that not watching TV at all has improved my mental well being.Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (/rsCS)
+++++
*raises right hand* Testify.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (LGXGf)

218 188 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

This is so hurtful.

Posted by: Shaved elks at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (RD7QR)

219 Gave up on Fox a long time ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (vtcmf)

220 As I have mentioned before, I cannot see Mayor Pete without 'In the Navy' playing in my head.

If by some act of Lucifer he won, can you even imagine him and PM Trudeau on a stage together? They could get Elizabeth Warren up there and be most of the Village People

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (KZzsI)

221 Will occasionally check the Fox breaking news website, Daily Mail is typically better. Never watch Fox on tv. When hubby cranks it up I play Apple tunes through my laptop, in another room, loud.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (N3JsI)

222 OT - last thread.


324 https://wapo.st/2U2KBTb
*******
John Bolton was paid $115,000 to participate in two panels sponsored by foundation of Ukrainian steel magnate - The Washington Post
*******
The Washington COMpost trying to get ahead of a story

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 12:03 PM (BqBId)


That Ukrainian Steel Magnate is none other than Victor Pinchuk, none other than CGI Global $10-25 million donor.


Perhaps this was why Bolton was fired, taking money from a Ukrainian clinton ally.

https://themarketswork.com/2018/03/11/victor-pinchuk-the-clintons-endless-connections/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (1CjJc)

223 The Trump campaign better play that over and over and over in "flyover" states with a caption that just says "This is what the Democrats think of you."

Posted by: some asshole at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (g8UuS)

224 Lemon is a bone smuggling idiot with the IQ of pencil shavings.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (VpIIl)

225 208 Now make fun of blacks. And fags. Lots of material there.

Oooh, oooh, do islam instead. We could even loan them Hadji the Muslim Comic if we knew where he was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (HaL55)


I chose those two groups because that would hit Don LeMon where he lives. He probably wouldn't find someone lisping Ebonics to be all that funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

226 They are pathetic.Truly.If they realized how pathetic they would eat a bullet.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (KNsKs)

227 That's Don LeMon. Just ask Tucker Carlson. And Wilson still looks like a guy who deserves a pie in the face.

Posted by: DirtyDave at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (yc3le)

228 Wallace reminds me of an elf like character. I just can't remember which one. Like an 80s or 90s type.

Gelfling, mayhaps?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (HaL55)

229 223 The Trump campaign better play that over and over and over in "flyover" states with a caption that just says "This is what the Democrats think of you."
Posted by: some asshole at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (g8UuS)

==========

Why?

There's plenty of material from elected Democrats to use.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (q80AH)

230 "Next up, on CNN: The Return To Civility, and why it can't happen under Trump."

Posted by: red speck at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (nrC0n)

231 Calm your tits, Eeyore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (XN+hF)

when it happens , I'll accept your apology

get ready

Posted by: REDACTED at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (rpxSz)

232 So, two of the bozo CNN guys are...racist, right?

Given they were playing with the stereotypical 'white hillybilly' accents.
And
they couldn't have meant voters of color, because those are firmly on the Democratic Orangeman Bad plantation and would never vote for or support Trump.

So...cute little racists bozos.

I'll match my education with anyone of these script reading bigoted assholes, any time.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (e284m)

233 What exactly are the elitist credentials of these three stooges?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

234 If the GOP can retake the House, Keep the Senate, and get PDT reelected:

1st order of business on Jan 21st 2021.
DE-FUND NPR!


Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (lMn1U)

235 188 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

This is disturbingly specific.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

236 Ooh, ooh - can I play the black Village Person?

Posted by: Ralph "Stymie" Northam at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (XN+hF)

237 Ooh, I love the Uncle Rebus stories!!

Brer Fox, Brer Rabbit. All those Brers.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (m45I2)

238 Looking at these stooges, I wonder what happened to Shemp?

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (SUJyY)

239 Now make fun of blacks. And fags. Lots of material there.

I used to tease my friends about how they'd go to a redneck party and dress up all trailer trash but somehow no other stereotypes were allowed.

Part of it is the participation exemption: you can mock your own kind. But mostly its just that its okay to hate on white people in popular culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

240 Pencil Neck geeks.

Grit eatin' freaks.

Scum suckin pea head with a lousy physique.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

241 And Wilson still looks like a guy who deserves a pie in the face.

Make that a squid pie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (Y0RHt)

242 Not that there was much chance, but they are ensuring that not one Trump voter would ever switch in the next election. OTOH, there is plenty of evidence that hillary voters may switch or not vote, and non-voters showing up for Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi)

243 Has CNN apologized or taken those assholes off the air?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (nRk/c)

244 I'm on board with fox free feb. Great idea. Suck this, Chrissy!

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (67sg6)

245 221 Daily Mail is typically better. Never watch Fox on tv. When hubby cranks it up I play Apple tunes through my laptop, in another room, loud.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM (N3JsI)

I confess. I do read Daily Mail every day, even though I know it's a rag. They actually report some stories no other outlets touch.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (/rsCS)

246 198, REDUCTED, No it won't. It is done, demised, pining for the fjords, etc. All that matters is the timing which will, even with the idiotic witness scam, end up in Feb.

The Dem scandal playbook is always the same and watching idjut TV commentators spout of provokes the worst thoughts. A lot of folks were spazzing out with Kavanaugh and what happened was a delay of a couple of weeks and probably the overreach cost the Dems Senate seats and lessened the blow to Republicans in the House.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (EUDB2)

247 >>Lemon is a bone smuggling idiot with the IQ of pencil shavings.



I bet he's real sensitive about his light skin.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (Xexop)

248 Why are Democrats so incredibly racist?

Posted by: Chris M at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)

249 Maybe it's time for a Fox-Free February? Maybe deliver them excruciatingly low ratings for a short month to let them know who really pays the bills here?

Posted by: Ace at 12:01 PM

During Black History Month?!
Raaaaaycis!

- Every lib everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (dkvcO)

250 Ali's bio - he writes for NYT, HuffPost, The Guardian:
Wajahat Ali is a Muslim American of Pakistani descent. He is a playwright, essayist, humorist, and Attorney at Law, whose work, "The Domestic Crusaders" is the first major play about Muslim Americans living in a post 9-11 America, and was published by McSweeney's in 2011.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)


There are no Muslim Americans. Pick one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

251 "Fox Free February"
I'm in.
I find I click on the Fox link less and less often anyway. I haven't watched them live in four or five years.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (NmR1a)

252 Politically Motivated Investigators Against Politically Motivated Investigations, Unite!

How dare someone try to impact a presidential election!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (PMY9D)

253 OANN has a live stream available thru Hulu.




Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 12:19 PM (u6xw0)

nice

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

254 248 Why are Democrats so incredibly racist?
Posted by: Chris M at January 28, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)

========

Their ideology demands it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (q80AH)

255 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

This is disturbingly specific.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM



***

Otters everywhere are holding up their little paws, shaking their heads and going, "Dude, it wasn't us!"

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (zkt/z)

256 On the one hand, isn't this the guy who advised Jeb to burn $100 million to net three delegates?
On the other hand, isn't this the guy who advised Jeb to burn $100 million to net three delegates?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (vPKfA)

257 If by some act of Lucifer he won, can you even
imagine him and PM Trudeau on a stage together? They could get
Elizabeth Warren up there and be most of the Village People

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:28 PM


Add Kamala and you've got the cop.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (OMsf+)

258 I guess CNN figures that since nobody is watching them except the ficus in a mostly-empty doctor's office waiting room, they can just say "screw it" and go whole-hog on their bias.

Posted by: reason at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (q/kmn)

259 I chose those two groups because that would hit Don LeMon where he lives. He probably wouldn't find someone lisping Ebonics to be all that funny.

"Don't even get me started on Men on Film from In Living Color!"
--Don Lemon, stamping his foot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

260 245, Apparently, the NYT online has fallen out of the top three and the Daily Mail is now in the top three media sites accessed in the U.S.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (EUDB2)

261 Wallas is a Gelf on a Shelf? Grinning stupidly

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (Y0RHt)

262 Isn't Lemon the idiot who has repeatedly insisted there has never been an instance of leftwing violence?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

He's the 'smell my finger' at the bar dude.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (q1Pj5)

263 And let me put in another plug for the Epoch Times. A good, unbiased news source.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

264 Anybody care to compare the education level and life experience of AOSHQ readers versus Don Lemon viewers?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (m45I2)

265 Well the RNC and PDT have a ready made commerical

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (nRk/c)

266 That's what THE Rick Wilson looks like? He looks just like all the other Never Trump GOP douchestores.

Posted by: josephistan at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (Izzlo)

267 In answer to Sean Davis' question: the Fat Fuck, Chris Stirewalt is what is happening.


https://tinyurl.com/vpqgotn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (NVYyb)

268 There's plenty of material from elected Democrats to use.

We need a montage

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

269 Anybody care to compare the education level and life experience of AOSHQ readers versus Don Lemon viewers?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (m45I2)

Or the genius Don Lemon himself?

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

270 I have found that not watching TV at all has improved my mental well being.

#MeToo. I cut the cord a couple of years ago and couldn't be happier. All they say is bullshit that's easily proven to be wrong. Why anybody still watches them remains a mystery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (HaL55)

271 http://bit.ly/30ZRgPq
*******
Deneen Borelli on Twitter Rasmussen Poll Total Black Voter approval on PDT 35% Democrats ramp up race card rhetoric in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (BqBId)

272 Well, this is rather timely. They making a new The Stand miniseries.

https://bit.ly/2vvPx95

The bad news: Whoopsie Goldberg is playing Mother Abagail.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

273 If LeMon had done the 'smell my finger' thing in some of the places I gig in, they'd still be searching for his body.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (WQZ1O)

274 True Fact : Chris Stirewalt pays Hobos to shit on his chest.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (Xexop)

275 Meant to tinyurl 222. Sorry about blowing the margins, but look at the way they were dressed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (1CjJc)

276 This peace plan is awesome! God Bless Trump

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (KSBDE)

277 233 What exactly are the elitist credentials of these three stooges?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

From what I can see, just being willing to spout the right insults is all the credentials these types need. Oh, and a complete lack of shame. That's vital.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

278 Checked with my nephew who returned from Thailand last Wednesday. He's been ill since the weekend. Head cold. Told him not to take any chances if he starts feeling flu like symptoms. I shouldn't have worried, his wife has been watching him like a hawk. If he even has a slight fever she will have him at the emergency room. Good girl.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (N3JsI)

279 268 There's plenty of material from elected Democrats to use.

We need a montage
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Even Rocky had a montage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (q80AH)

280 188 Rick Wilson's face looks like a shaved elk asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)



This is disturbingly specific.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (NWiLs)


I've only seen a shaved moose asshole, are they similar?

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (MocBh)

281 Elk-scaping!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (m45I2)

282 I stopped watching FNC years ago when I discovered a Saudi prince had significant investment in that media source.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (Pj83y)

283 46 Sadly, journalism is beyond the tipping point. No one respects the profession. It pays horribly.
So the people it attracts are going to be less and less qualified to do much of anything.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 28, 2020 12:10 PM (YDusA)

Like teachers.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (vkS2Z)

284
Don Lemon will be doing The Glory Hole Report via Live feed from the Rest Stops of the I-95 corridor, when this is over.
Posted by: garrett


He can be the next regeneration of Doctor Who.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (aKsyK)

285 Cancel your cable package.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (5bp/r)

And shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (LxWV7)

286 266 They tend towards the fat with a scrotum like head look...

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (KNsKs)

287 Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.
=====

HOW DARE THEY!

/s

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (MIKMs)

288 274 True Fact : Chris Stirewalt pays Hobos to shit on his chest.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (Xexop)

Now it's up to him to disprove this rumor. Plus the thing about the raccoons.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

289 I double dog dare these asshats to make fun of moslems.

dress up in bedsheets, strap melons to your vest and run around saying a LALALALALALALA BOOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)

290 Deneen Borelli on Twitter Rasmussen Poll Total Black Voter approval on PDT 35% Democrats ramp up race card rhetoric in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 12:32 PM (BqBId)

Guaranteed to backfire.

It's like a runaway feedback loop.

Black get wise to the dem's plantation mentality. Dems desperately spin like hell to keep them from leaving. Spinning amplifies the dislike and distrust of the party. Et cetera, et cetera.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (FOGOI)

291 One thing I hate about the primetime shows on FOX News is their format. They all try to wedge in 6 different pundits in 45 minutes. I don't know why people want to watch that rather than a show with a couple topics and one or two guests discussing stuff for more then five minutes.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (4thlk)

292 Even Ann Althouse finds this reprehensible LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (KNsKs)

293 Fox is another of those things that I wish I actually watched so I could boycott it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (jW9oF)

294 >>Elk-scaping!!


I just want to know where they get the glitter?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (Xexop)

295 I have been Fox free for years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (dNzKv)

296 285 Cancel your cable package.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 28, 2020 12:15 PM (5bp/r)

And shoot your TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

now you're sounding like Chavez

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (d7Ww2)

297 >>And then there's Joe Scarborough and his organ grinder monkeys:

https://tinyurl.com/quftdtw



There was a time, years ago, when I used to check in on Mornin' Joe. I could put up with the crew for a bit and get a good idea of how the political Left was seeing things -- what they thought was important, the latest narrative, etc. It was an easy way to stay informed of thought outside of media that confirmed my own bias.

However, these people have become so unhinged and insufferable since at least 2016 that they are impossible to watch, even for a minute (Jane D'oh, how can you stand it?) It is amazing how twisted and ugly they have become publicly. Lord knows what they say off-camera. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

298 True Fact : Chris Stirewalt pays Hobos to shit on his chest.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (Xexop)
*********
NAH Life Partner does it for free

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (BqBId)

299 282 kallisto, Ditto on dumping Fox for that reason and it was not just any prince but the notorious Bin Talal from my recollection.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (EUDB2)

300 And let me put in another plug for the Epoch Times. A good, unbiased news source.

I agree, I find them a very useful news source along with OANN. And Disrn.com has a good daily wrap up of stories.

What is particularly funny about seeing reporters mock other people for being stupid an uneducated is that almost to a man they are idiotic and ignorant. They're lumberjacks complaining that a group of people ain't genteel enough and show improper etiquette. They're the east wing of the state mental hospital complaining that a group of folks are all crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

301 36 "The problem is that they're not playing to US - they're playing to their friends in the media. Those don't see anything wrong with it, so why should anyone object"

That's part of it. I think a large part, too, is prepping the battlefield for votes of the young and middle class. No one wants to be thought of as dumb/ignorant, so if media constantly shows rural/Republican/Christians/southerners as ignorant and uncool, people will be socially pressured to at least ACT like they aren't any of those things. Once cognitive dissonance starts going, you start affecting people's actual beliefs as well as behavior.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (NRVpU)

302 The only one of these three men I know of-and that's because he's often mentioned on here- is Don Lemon, so their opinion of my intellect is meaningless to me. I don't watch CNN (except when I'm forced to because it's an a business I go to) and having no working T.V. is a generally blessing to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (WI7YS)

303
And Bloomberg "news" has brought back Noura Ekakat the Palestinian activist to split screen with Trump and talk over him. I guess Bloomberg "news" can't have OrangeManBad on for too long without a running rebuttal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (mpeBU)

304 289 I double dog dare these asshats to make fun of moslems.

dress up in bedsheets, strap melons to your vest and run around saying a LALALALALALALA BOOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Sounds more like ancient Roman tranny cosplay.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

305 Elk-scaping!!


I just want to know where they get the glitter?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:34 PM



What runs through the forest going; "Ah one, and ah two...?"






Wait for it...






It's coming





Lawrence Elk!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (zkt/z)

306 Wall of text warning.


re: coronavirus.

From my reading over the last few days I see something interesting regarding mathematical modeling of pandemics vis-a-vis the current coronavirus and the previous coronavirus (SARS) outbreak in 2003.

Most of the data around the 2003 SARS outbreak was not analyzed or published until after the outbreak had died out (over the course of ~5 months). Much of the discussion of this data centered on how to measure the effectiveness of public health interventions (quarantine, travel restrictions, etc.) and there were claims that the public health interventions changed the time course of the outbreak. This is, however unknowable, as there was no comparison group. To me this is analogous to the prior claims from the Obama administration about the numbers of jobs "saved" by their policies.

I suspect much of the current actions of the Chinese government and echoed by the CDC and WHO (massive city and provincial quarantines, internal travel restrictions, etc.) is predicated on a circular form of logic. The reasoning, IMO, goes something like this:

Public health interventions in 2003 altered the course of the SARS epidemic so more rigorous and strict application of these measures will limit the course of the current outbreak even more.

This though, coupled with breathless reporting, tends to magnify the perception of the severity.

In all likelihood the time course of this outbreak will follow a similar pattern of slow initial spread, with a period or rapid increase in number of new cases for a time, then and inflection point where the rate of increase begins to decline, then tapering off and petering out. The length of this natural time course and the severity of the spread remain to be seen.

So far my favorite quote is this:

The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

307 However, these people have become so unhinged and
insufferable since at least 2016 that they are impossible to watch, even
for a minute (Jane D'oh, how can you stand it?) It is amazing how
twisted and ugly they have become publicly. Lord knows what they say
off-camera. . .


Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

------------------------------

I haven't watched in ages. I get the "good stuff" from Newsbusters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

308 >>>I wonder if he laughs that hard at faggot jokes? Prolly not.<<<

Don gets giddy like a lovestruck schoolgirl when he has a cock in his keister.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (2Mnv1)

309 277
233 What exactly are the elitist credentials of these three stooges?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 28, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)


You can bet, working for a progressive organization - skin color and name actually played a significant part in their employment. I'm sure they think they got there on their ability alone though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)

310 241
Make that a fist sandwich

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (RjjgO)

311 2 state solution?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (dNzKv)

312 306 Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

=======

Have you seen Contagion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (q80AH)

313 They don't make elitists like they used to. Elitists used to do stuff like climb mountains and explore the Amazon. Now they're softhanded imbeciles.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

314 It's not often I say this, but I'd like to see Michael Moore's response to this attack on the average American.
Posted by: Grimaldi
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Their ilk despise the average American. As it happens, the Russian Bolsheviks despised the peasants. Che Guevera described the Mexicans as "A band of ignorant indians."

Another Che quote: "The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have conserved their racial purity by a lack of affinity with washing..."


Always for 'the little man', they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (sHVgQ)

315 And shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (LxWV7)




Elvis: Way ahead of you on that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (mpeBU)

316 Rick Wison is that yellow bastard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (qFDd8)

317 And shoot your TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

now you're sounding like Chavez
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2020 12:35 PM (d7Ww2)

I think chavez would prefer explosive ordnance....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (FOGOI)

318 Elks are getting Brazilians now? World's gone mad I tell you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

319 shooting a tv is immensely satisfying. yeah, i'm a fucking rube.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (KP5rU)

320 I just want to know who the "conservatives" are that post this stuff. You can't post it unless you see it, and that means that you have to be watching it.

Who could watch this slop?

Does anyone care what Don Lemon says or does at this point? The only Trump supporters watching him are the two or three people looking to play "gotcha." Everyone else is basically Rob Reiner or Deborah Messing - and who believes that THEY would be offended by this?

And, then again... who cares?

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (Olw56)

321 314
Their ilk despise the average American. As it happens, the Russian Bolsheviks despised the peasants. Che Guevera described the Mexicans as "A band of ignorant indians."

Another Che quote: "The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have conserved their racial purity by a lack of affinity with washing..."


Always for 'the little man', they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (sHVgQ)

==========

It seems to me that most revolutions are creations of the upper middle class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (q80AH)

322 Always for 'the little man', they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (sHVgQ)

I'm for the little man. The one in the boat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

323 Fox doesn't care if their ratings slide, not enough to change. None of them do. They've got the fever.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (H8QX8)

324 Well, this is rather timely. They making a new The Stand miniseries.

https://bit.ly/2vvPx95

The bad news: Whoopsie Goldberg is playing Mother Abagail.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Other than her, the cast is rather no names.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (Vgz5H)

325 The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)


This is the story of too many of the sciences today.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (aS1PU)

326 Good Golly that's funny...Just a Hoot. That's good television right there.

Posted by: PIERRE DELECTO at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (lMn1U)

327 It was an easy way to stay informed of thought outside of media that confirmed my own bias.

That is very useful and helpful but its increasingly hard to find a valid source. You get different flavors of the same raging lunacy. NPR gives you whispery voiced soothing crazy hate. CNN gives you idiotic crazy hate. The New York Times gives you boring crazy hate. Where do you turn for a valid, somewhat stable voice of opposition and the stories not being told by more right-leaning sources?

Because we do miss stories, stuff our side doesn't cover or want to talk about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

328 And now need to get lunch

So - https://youtu.be/u8VYw0WNDNc

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (Y0RHt)

329 Thinking of Stephen King adaptations:

Doctor Sleep was really good.

It made no money (unfortunately), but it was really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (q80AH)

330 And shoot your TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

now you're sounding like Chavez
Posted by: nurse ratched


Or Elvis.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (Vgz5H)

331 The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

For Global Warming: The mathematical models are incomplete, the data are manipulated, and some big questions are heresy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (1CjJc)

332 Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

Great comment.

You're pretty insightful, for being one of us rubes, that is. /kidding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

333 >>I haven't watched in ages. I get the "good stuff" from Newsbusters.

Ah! That explains it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

334 Wilson was political strategist/stunt double for Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2020 12:40 PM (X/Pw5)

335 163
Now make fun of blacks. And fags. Lots of material there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:22 PM (YqDXo)
..........

Yeah, hardy har har Don. Let's see the top of your head again, I knew it, not enough Toppik.

Posted by: Skin Condition Barbie at January 28, 2020 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

336 Elks?

Avoid.

The Loyal Order of Water Buffalo however...

Posted by: Brother Miklos at January 28, 2020 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)

337 I think the Palestinians would only agree to a one state solution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:40 PM (dNzKv)

338 309, Damned Yankee, that is why they overcompensate--genuine elites that have accomplishments know what they've done and are not usually that concerned with social status climbing. Aspiring elites with mediocre backgrounds feel the pressure to overcompensate on elite agreement because they feel inadequate inside. Thus, they engage in pissing on their perceived inferiors much more enthusiastically as a mark of obedience to the dominant elite culture as a separation mechanism.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (EUDB2)

339 So far my favorite quote is this:

The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.
Posted by: Muldoon


Shorter?

China be lying, man.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (Vgz5H)

340 I was going to suggest Lemon doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground but he probably has better than average ass awareness.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

341 Morning Joe rants that Trumps legal team is a confederacy of dunces

The Psycho doth project too much!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (hrznM)

342 The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)


Now do the efficacy of simply spending more money to improve educational results ... uh ... where they need improving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

343
Other than her, the cast is rather no names.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:38 PM (Vgz5H)


But that one name will prevent me from seeing it, talking about it or giving one flying fuck about it.

So there's that.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

344 So far my favorite quote is this:

The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

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So horde.... help me understand.

40,000 in the USA die of flu every single year. 40000 with hundreds of thousands if not millions infected every year.

WTF is so special/contagious/lethal about Corona Virus.???

Does not compute. At least for me.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

345 -
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Elk-scaping!!


Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM

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That place, too, sent me away. Lawsuit pending.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (pMGkg)

346 And shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2020 12:33 PM (LxWV7)

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My dogs give this idea a big thumbs up. They would also like my computer and business to be executed, so I am available to walk them 24/7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (NVYyb)

347 Morning Joe rants that Trumps legal team is a confederacy of dunces

The Psycho doth project too much!
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (hrznM)


Yet Trump's personal body count is less than Morning Joe's.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

348 team of experts has located the wreck of a merchant ship that vanished in the Bermuda Triangle in 1925.
The fate of the SS Cotopaxi has long been shrouded in mystery. On Nov. 29, 1925, the steam-powered vessel left Charleston, S.C. for Havana, Cuba. She never reached her destination and the bodies of the Cotopaxi's 32 passengers were never recovered.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (3aI0K)

349 269 Anybody care to compare the education level and life experience of AOSHQ readers versus Don Lemon viewers?

That's Don LeMon

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (6XlcD)

350 Little man in the boat is my good good friend

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (RjjgO)

351 WTF is so special/contagious/lethal about Corona Virus.???

Does not compute. At least for me.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

I think it's a combination of:

A) apparently high lethality compared with # of known cases
B) Speed of transmission
C) Media hype
D) China has been universally known throughout history to be a bunch of inhuman fuckups.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (FOGOI)

352 I wonder if they used their best Thurston Howell III voices while mocking "hicks"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (qAR6u)

353 So horde.... help me understand.



40,000 in the USA die of flu every single year. 40000 with hundreds of thousands if not millions infected every year.



WTF is so special/contagious/lethal about Corona Virus.???



Does not compute. At least for me.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

It's the unknown unknowns, and the media's affinity for we're all gonna die stories.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (1CjJc)

354 >>287
Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.
So many possibilities....

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (ZS9TG)

355 So horde.... help me understand.

40,000 in the USA die of flu every single year. 40000 with hundreds of thousands if not millions infected every year.

WTF is so special/contagious/lethal about Corona Virus.???

Does not compute. At least for me.



40,000 die with the flu, not because of the flu. Otherwise sick, immunocompromised people get the flu, and that pushes them over the edge. Corona iris is taking healthy people and killing them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (dNzKv)

356 >>Anybody care to compare the education level and life experience of AOSHQ readers versus Don Lemon viewers?


Don Lemon.

Purveyor of the finest Black Hole conspiracy theories.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (Xexop)

357 That place, too, sent me away. Lawsuit pending.
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (pMGkg)

They only do elk, not moose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (FOGOI)

358 A tunnel linking west bank to gaza strip?


Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (u6xw0)

359 Bibi giving much needed history lesson....

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (zr5Kq)

360 My dogs give this idea a big thumbs up. They would also like my computer and business to be executed, so I am available to walk them 24/7


Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM



My dog has memorized all the dog and cat food commercial jingles. He comes running in whenever he hears them and barks at the TV...then looks at me as if to say, Hells Bells man, get off your ass and hep me protect this place.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (zkt/z)

361 WTF is so special/contagious/lethal about Corona Virus.???



Does not compute. At least for me.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:41 PM (8XRCm)




With the Coronavirus you get a lime shoved in you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (mpeBU)

362 I read the transcript this morning of Rick Wilson and Stinky Fingers Lemon. My immediate reaction about the U-crane "joke" was that Wilson had likely made up that silly, childish statement and couldn't wait the perfect time to launch it into the conversation so that it was supposed to look impromptu...genius that he is. They are all so embarrassingly immature. Oh, and Fox? We all predicted its leftward shift when the sons took over, and lookie here. That's just what happened. Unfortunately, I can't watch them any less than the zero I already watch...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (JoUsr)

363 >>Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.
So many possibilities....


Unless the plan is to kill of the Palis, it will fail.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (Xexop)

364 Life, The Universe, and Everything:

The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

42.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

365 Somewhere I saw a map recently where cnn messed up and put Czechoslovakia on the map. Hello.... the Berlin wall has fallen idiots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (r+sAi)

366 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

I Love Lulululululululucy


Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (XN+hF)

367 The Romanian journalist Stefan Bacie visited Cuba to interview Che, and watched him take delight at the firing- squad murder of a child. He left immediately and wrote, "I sing no longer the praises of Che."

Che was a mentally ill maniac, a racist, an incompetent, and a coward.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (H8QX8)

368 354 >>287
Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.
So many possibilities....
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (ZS9TG)

Alas, if it doesn't include surrounding the Palestinians with methed-up Berserkers in exoskeletons it won't get the job done.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

369 40,000 die with the flu, not because of the flu. Otherwise sick, immunocompromised people get the flu, and that pushes them over the edge. Corona iris is taking healthy people and killing them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (dNzKv)


I saw Corona Iris open for Donnie Iris at The Starplex in '88.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

370 WTF is so special/contagious about Corona Virus.???

=====
Nothing except for research $$$ on viruses and transmission vectors.

Get more people to accept flu $$$ vaccinations?



Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (MIKMs)

371 Corona iris is taking healthy people and killing them.

That is not necessarily true. The US victims are living and being cared for in hospitals. We know next to nothing about the condition or health of Chinese victims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

372 321, The James Madison,
Revolutions are upper and middle class based because they are trying to change the social order (which usually results in changing the mechanisms of government as an enforcer of the new order).

Revolts, on the other hand imho, often stem from concrete injustices of specific government policies. From what I remember about Chinese history was that revolts by peasants when the taxes on them exceeded a certain percentage were a regular item. Usually caused by famine, war, or overspending by elites.

Most texts do not distinguish between the two though but that is my read from history.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (EUDB2)

373 Remember when Lemon asked if the missing Malaysia air liner was possible sucked into a black hole? Good times.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (prSvo)

374 366 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

I Love Lulululululululucy


Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (XN+hF)

The Honeyboomers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (FOGOI)

375 I only turn on Fox from time to time for Tucker and Laura.

Fox is often on where I work out, and it's a bit better than CNN and MSNBC, who have absolutely no one but total left wingers.

The HQ (and especially JJ's morning show) are my primary news sources. Conservative slant, sure, but you certainly can't find anything in the MSM that isn't skewed hard core left and virulently anti-Trump, so...

Posted by: RM at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (U3LtS)

376
Corona iris is taking healthy people and killing them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (dNzKv)

----

Hmmmm..... I *JUST* read an article that it mostly kills people with preexsting bronchial conditions.

And it hasnt killed ANYBODY outside China.... yet.


So.... Im going with "most pontificators are talking out their ass"....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

377 "It's not often I say this, but I'd like to see Michael Moore's response to this attack on the average American.

Posted by: Grimaldi"

Moore is sentient enough to know these attacks hurt the Dem and are to be done when there are no cameras. Not on TV when there are dozens of people watching.

Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (MxEKc)

378 So Morning Joe's main criteria for being a dunce is-that you don't agree with the impeachment and removal of Trump? That's bright/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (WI7YS)

379 348 team of experts has located the wreck of a merchant ship that vanished in the Bermuda Triangle in 1925.
The fate of the SS Cotopaxi has long been shrouded in mystery. On Nov. 29, 1925, the steam-powered vessel left Charleston, S.C. for Havana, Cuba. She never reached her destination and the bodies of the Cotopaxi's 32 passengers were never recovered.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (3aI0K)

Are the passengers ok?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (j3npP)

380 My dog has memorized all the dog and cat food commercial jingles. He comes running in whenever he hears them and barks at the TV...then looks at me as if to say, Hells Bells man, get off your ass and hep me protect this place.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (zkt/z)


My dog does this every time the Farmers Insurance jingle comes on.

"You GET that bad insurance company."

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

381 >>What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?


72 is Enough

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (Xexop)

382 I'm deeply offended at this. I want all three of them fired immediately.

*taps foot* WTF is taking so long?


That's how this works, correct? One person gets offended and gets the offendees fired?

What do you mean it doesn't work that way for me?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (HaL55)

383 372 321, The James Madison,
Revolutions are upper and middle class based because they are trying to change the social order (which usually results in changing the mechanisms of government as an enforcer of the new order).

Revolts, on the other hand imho, often stem from concrete injustices of specific government policies. From what I remember about Chinese history was that revolts by peasants when the taxes on them exceeded a certain percentage were a regular item. Usually caused by famine, war, or overspending by elites.

Most texts do not distinguish between the two though but that is my read from history.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (EUDB2)

==========

Yeah, I was thinking of the French Revolution as a counterpoint to things like the Cuban Revolution.

There's injustice, and then there's actual oppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (q80AH)

384


Coronavirus goes pretty good with lyme disease.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (0tFNp)

385 >>>Somewhere I saw a map recently where cnn messed up and put Czechoslovakia on the map. Hello.... the Berlin wall has fallen idiots.


I wish the Motherland was still together. We had a better hockey team back then.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (VWp7G)

386 She never reached her destination and the bodies of the Cotopaxi's 32 passengers were never recovered.
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (3aI0K)

Well, not recovered by Humans. I imagine the shark recovery squad did quite nicely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)

387 "Squeal like a pig, boy"

Posted by: Mountain Man at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (0dmP2)

388 team of experts has located the wreck of a merchant ship that vanished in the Bermuda Triangle in 1925.
The fate of the SS Cotopaxi has long been shrouded in mystery. On Nov. 29, 1925, the steam-powered vessel left Charleston, S.C. for Havana, Cuba. She never reached her destination and the bodies of the Cotopaxi's 32 passengers were never recovered.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (3aI0K)


Musta been a black hole.

Posted by: Don LeMon at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

389 What's special about Coronavirus?

We didn't just call it the Flu.

And the media needs something awesomely frightening to distract from what they really know is a disaster impeachment.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (e284m)

390 >>Trump-Bibi meeting
Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array: Gaza Strip Feasibility Study.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (ZS9TG)

391 >>>The mathematical models are complex, the data are poor, and some big questions remain.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

===========

A sentence that applies to so many of the technocratic government solutions the lefties are fond of touting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (NVYyb)

392
I Love Lulululululululucy


Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (XN+hF)

----

Oh shit.... Im at my desk stifle laughing like a school girl and the office gals are asking if Ive had a stroke...


cant....breathe....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

393 And shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

I knew a fellow who shot his telephone, because it annoyed him.

He was something of a legend hereabouts. Liked his 1911. If only the two guys that broke into his house had known about the telephone (and other stories) they would still be alive. They didn't, apparently, and they aren't.

He was quite the old school gentleman, actually, and very respected. When a reporter asked him what it was in his background that prompted him to resist the home invaders, he credited it to reactions honed by his time as a polo player while a young Army officer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (sHVgQ)

394 >>>That's how this works, correct? One person gets offended and gets the offendees fired?


I think the MSNBC broad who said the N-word live on air during Kobe coverage got a pass. A white woman at that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (VWp7G)

395 356 >>Anybody care to compare the education level and life experience of AOSHQ readers versus Don Lemon viewers?


Don Lemon.

Purveyor of the finest Black Hole conspiracy theories.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:43 PM (Xexop)

He's an expert on the subject of black holes

Posted by: josephistan at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (Izzlo)

396 Musta been a black hole.
Posted by: Don LeMon at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

You're the expert.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

397 385 >>>Somewhere I saw a map recently where cnn messed up and put Czechoslovakia on the map. Hello.... the Berlin wall has fallen idiots.
I wish the Motherland was still together. We had a better hockey team back then.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:47 PM (VWp7G)

what - Czechoslovakia is gone? YOU HAVE STOLEN MY CHILDHOOD! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)

398
The Honeyboomers
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (FOGOI)


My Mother the Car Bomb

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

399
That is not necessarily true. The US victims are living and being cared for in hospitals. We know next to nothing about the condition or health of Chinese victims.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)


The pneumonia is so bad, people are on vents and even ECMO. As the resources are stripped, and the healthcare workers who operate the machines get sick, the death toll is going to explode. I have seen video of Chinese hospitals through my medical contacts, and it is not good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (dNzKv)

400 Even Ann Althouse finds this reprehensible LOL
Posted by: steevy


Only because it reveals the contempt the GOPe has of its voters. She'd prefer it remain in the hallways of DC where it can continue to accommodate the Left's march through the institutions quietly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (DhaqP)

401 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?



Diff'rent Strokes

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (zr5Kq)

402 Meanwhile Trump is signing landmark deals and pushing for Mideast peace without undermining Israel.

Who's being the adult again?

LOLGF

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (+dsLj)

403 The Democrat media impeachment complex isn't trying to convince Senators, they're trying to convince the people who vote for Senators to call them and tell them to convict Trump.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (e284m)

404 Certain people are getting very comfortable saying and doing certain things.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (22laR)

405 381 >>What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?


72 is Enough
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (Xexop)
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The Muhammad Bunch

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

406 I saw Corona Iris open for Donnie Iris at The Starplex in '88.

She's his little sister, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (HaL55)

407 The Dems need to pull back the Trump voters into their camp and they've got these knuckleheads pulling a Hillary and insulting their intelligence.

Their belts aren't going through all the loops.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (iiT9X)

408 It just never ends

Because FOX backed out of Pam Bondi's presentation yesterday, I switched to CNN. And all Wolf and Jake could talk about was "They still didn't address Bolton's book."
Then Dershowitz gave his master class in constitutional law last night, that should have been IT. It was OVER.
But no, they keep grasping that thin reed of Bolton and his book....

I'm not really worried--because Trump doesn't seem to be.
But you ever watch a football game where the better team "plays" with the lesser team, giving them chance after chance, until they they make a fatal mistake ---and lose to the shitty team?

That's what this is starting to feel like.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)

409 Don Lemon - Brooklyn College and LSU. Majored in "journalism."

Must be a sooooper dooooper genius.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

410 I think a couple of decent Trump supporters were left out. Trish Regan generally supports Trump and Stuart Varney likes Trump. But that's on FNC I suppose.

Posted by: Sooner at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

411 Bibi is talking but I'm at work and can't turn the sound up....damnit

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

412 My dog does this every time the Farmers Insurance jingle comes on.

"You GET that bad insurance company."


***********


Buckley the wonder dog hears the opening sounds of the Mayhem as a St. Bernard puppy (with Tina Fey driving) and comes running from whatever room he is in, puts his face inches from the TV, barks, growls then looks at me for approval.

Who's a good boy!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (m45I2)

413 If only I was as erudite and sophisticated as the guy who looks like a testicle and the guy who foists his crotch finger on unsuspecting bartenders. Alas, I am but a rube, a yokel even.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (87EdW)

414 >>The pneumonia is so bad, people are on vents and
even ECMO. As the resources are stripped, and the healthcare workers
who operate the machines get sick, the death toll is going to explode. I
have seen video of Chinese hospitals through my medical contacts, and
it is not good. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (dNzKv)

Hundred Flowers Campaign, Coronavirus Version.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (ZS9TG)

415 *wanders back in*

I thought that was Diff'rent Goats.

Jya ne, nom nom nom

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (Y0RHt)

416 FBN not FNC

Posted by: Sooner at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

417 316
Rick Wison is that yellow bastard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2020 12:37 PM (qFDd

Complete with being shot in the junk

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (k/TB6)

418 team of experts has located the wreck of a merchant ship that vanished in the Bermuda Triangle in 1925.
The fate of the SS Cotopaxi has long been shrouded in mystery. On Nov. 29, 1925, the steam-powered vessel left Charleston, S.C. for Havana, Cuba. She never reached her destination and the bodies of the Cotopaxi's 32 passengers were never recovered.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2020 12:42 PM (3aI0K)

Musta been a black hole.
Posted by: Don LeMon
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The Carroll A. Deering remains a mystery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:50 PM (sHVgQ)

419 -
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What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?



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Francis the Talking Goat.
(murder mystery, Francis buys it it the first ten minutes.)

Posted by: irright at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (pMGkg)

420 just another reason for my disgust with lsu.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (KP5rU)

421 BTW, as far as coronovirus tips, Vets are used to dealing with this issue with horses, cows, and dogs (kennel cough is usually caused by a corona virus).

Here are some of the issues involved with this virus although the exact symptoms would be a bit different in humans--prevention is similar. From the American Veterinary Medical Association.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tbnw7eq

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (EUDB2)

422 The Democrat media impeachment complex isn't trying to convince Senators, they're trying to convince the people who vote for Senators to call them and tell them to convict Trump.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (e284m)

No, because that ain't gonna happen.

They are trying to influence the Republican Senators because they can be influenced.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

423 >>What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?


Mr Barack

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (Xexop)

424 Isn't Rick Wilson the one that lost of the biggest Republican landslides in several generations (McCain)?

These are the idiots that were running the conservative movement. They've always been double agents.

Trump really smoked out why we were losing.

Posted by: Blago at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (sjTfF)

425 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

seven brides for one brother!

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (a0IVu)

426 RE: coronavirus. The Chinese claim a 2.6% mortality rate. Assuming it spreads like the flu (and we know it can be spread by asymptomatic carriers) the flu infects 5% to 20% of the US population each year. So let's assume that 5% of 327 million Americans contract it and 2.6% of those die: 327,000,000 * 0.05 8 0.026 = 425,100 dead. No biggie.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (prSvo)

427 Shep's favorite all time TV show?

Magnum G.I.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (22laR)

428 This is, however unknowable, as there was no comparison group. To me this is analogous to the prior claims from the Obama administration about the numbers of jobs "saved" by their policies.

...

This though, coupled with breathless reporting, tends to magnify the perception of the severity.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)


Exactly the same situation as with Y2K: we have no data regarding the counterfactual case, so scaremongers can assert that only by running around with their hair on fire they saved us from catastrophe.

And the same people will do the same thing re AGW: it would have destroyed all life on earth but for the hysterics of Algore and St. Greta of Cabbage Patch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

429 The Muhammad Bunch
Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)


How I Raped Your Mother

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

430
I'm not really worried--because Trump doesn't seem to be.
But you ever watch a football game where the better team "plays" with the lesser team, giving them chance after chance, until they they make a fatal mistake ---and lose to the shitty team?

That's what this is starting to feel like.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)

It feels a lot more like Kavanaugh Redux to me. The stupid shit just drags on and one, wasting everyone's time, until finally they let it go and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

431 >Trump and Bibi holding joint presser to announce new ME peace plan.
So many possibilities....


Unless the plan is to kill of the Palis, it will fail.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:44 PM (Xexop)


Make Black September an annual event for starters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (y7DUB)

432 >>Don Lemon - Brooklyn College and LSU.


That's WITH affirmative action.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Xexop)

433 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?


72 is Enough
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (Xexop)
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The Muhammad Bunch

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM



***

Married, Married, Married, Married with many Children.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (zkt/z)

434 If Cocksucker of Color Lemon has an IQ higher than the low 80's, I'll suck his dick.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (puu6v)

435 just another reason for my disgust with lsu.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (KP5rU)

Heh, I can't tell if he graduated.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

436 Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times I've come to the conclusion that Michael Pena can't act.

I saw the guy in Ant Man and the SOF in Afganistan movie and...he's just not good at his job. He never feels natural.

Also, he's no Ricardo Montalban....but who is?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (l4C/z)

437 The Andy Semite Show

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (FOGOI)

438 You can't do a proper mortality rate so early on, plus you don't know the count of all those who got it, didn't report it, and survived.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (22laR)

439 Buckley the wonder dog hears the opening sounds of the Mayhem as a St. Bernard puppy (with Tina Fey driving) and comes running from whatever room he is in, puts his face inches from the TV, barks, growls then looks at me for approval.
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A friend's terrier would come running when the theme from 'Wild Kingdom' played. She would sit down in front of the TV and watch, enthralled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (sHVgQ)

440 9 is Enough

Posted by: Imam Miklos at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (QzkSJ)

441 430
It feels a lot more like Kavanaugh Redux to me. The stupid shit just drags on and one, wasting everyone's time, until finally they let it go and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Well, except for all the women that Kavanaugh is raping everyday in his chambers.

I hear there's a line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (q80AH)

442 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?




Four's Company

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (zr5Kq)

443 Predictions on how much time Trump's team will use in the Senate today?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (4thlk)

444 429
The Muhammad Bunch

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)



How I Raped Your Mother

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

My Mother the Car Bomb

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (k/TB6)

445 the best part is Ali laughing about cousin fucking retards even though his mom is also his aunt and 3rd cousin twice removed.

Posted by: x at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (nFwvY)

446 436 Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times I've come to the conclusion that Michael Pena can't act.

I saw the guy in Ant Man and the SOF in Afganistan movie and...he's just not good at his job. He never feels natural.

Also, he's no Ricardo Montalban....but who is?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (l4C/z)

=========

He's a personality more than an actor.

He was pretty good in End of Watch, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (q80AH)

447 RE: coronavirus. The Chinese claim a 2.6% mortality rate. Assuming it spreads like the flu (and we know it can be spread by asymptomatic carriers) the flu infects 5% to 20% of the US population each year. So let's assume that 5% of 327 million Americans contract it and 2.6% of those die: 327,000,000 * 0.05 8 0.026 = 425,100 dead. No biggie.

Posted by: Guzalot


Now, assume the mortality rate is 6.2 instead of 2.6 because China lies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (Vgz5H)

448
They are trying to influence the Republican Senators because they can be influenced.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)
Okay, I forgot about the "but we won't get invited to 'IN' parties any more" crowd we have in the Senate. I stand corrected.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (e284m)

449 The Dems need to pull back the Trump voters into their camp and they've got these knuckleheads pulling a Hillary and insulting their intelligence.

*************

The problem is this was on CNN so nobody saw it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (+dsLj)

450 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?





My 3 Goats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (mpeBU)

451 It feels a lot more like Kavanaugh Redux to me. The stupid shit just drags on and one, wasting everyone's time, until finally they let it go and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

Right.....and then a few months later the voters reward the scoundrels by giving them control of the House?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (CqE5x)

452 429 The Muhammad Bunch
Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

How I Raped Your Mother
Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Whose Goat is it Anyway?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (l4C/z)

453 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

Just Shoot Me

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (k/TB6)

454 Well, except for all the women that Kavanaugh is raping everyday in his chambers.

I hear there's a line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (q80AH)


Kavanaugh's chambers.

The never-ending keg party where the rape train boofs and boofs.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

455 I think I kind of see how Oceania from 1984 comes about. It stops being about an altruistic lie and just becomes governing to control and punish those people you have been taught to despise.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (cGlgB)

456 And as regards "Morning Joe", I somehow think that David Horowitz and Patrick Philbin (who is my favorite Trump lawyer) and the rest of Trump's legal team are not piteously crying in a corner somewhere because Morning Joe thinks they're dunces.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (WI7YS)

457 394 >>>That's how this works, correct? One person gets offended and gets the offendees fired?


I think the MSNBC broad who said the N-word live on air during Kobe coverage got a pass. A white woman at that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:48 PM (VWp7G)

To be fair, she claimed on Twitter she said Nakers. To be honest, I heard it and she dropped the n bomb with a hard g and hard r.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (3BTHx)

458 438 You can't do a proper mortality rate so early on, plus you don't know the count of all those who got it, didn't report it, and survived.
Posted by: ...
======================

True, what I sketched out was based on assumptions and incomplete data. I'm not saying it's time to panic but I'm trying to point out it's not something you just want to blow off either. I'm a prepper, it's in my DNA. Sue me.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (prSvo)

459 I'm not really worried--because Trump doesn't seem to be.
But you ever watch a football game where the better team "plays" with the lesser team, giving them chance after chance, until they they make a fatal mistake ---and lose to the shitty team?

That's what this is starting to feel like.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)

It feels a lot more like Kavanaugh Redux to me. The stupid shit just drags on and one, wasting everyone's time, until finally they let it go and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I've been saying they're going to fuck this up.

Watch and see.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (Vgz5H)

460 I'm half Ukrainian (maternal grandparents) and when I was a kid, the reaction to the word was either "What's that?" or "Oh, you mean Russia." So I do take some dry satisfaction that people at least know what it is, and where it is, now.

I have a feeling that Wilson, Lemon et al only know about Ukraine because they've been hearing it shouted every day. I wonder if they could find it on a map.

Posted by: Annalucia at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (S6ArX)

461 "Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times"


I take it from the trailer they turned it into a horror movie.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (4thlk)

462 This outright disdain, disrespect and hatred of us PDT supporters won't go away when Trump leaves office. They will still hate us. And if/when they get into power it'll be a case of "we haven't seen anything yet".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (N39Ws)

463 Rick Wilson has a punchable face.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (CqE5x)

464 443 Predictions on how much time Trump's team will use in the Senate today?
Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (4thlk)

I was kinda hoping for either a motion to dismiss or having Dershowitz jump up on a table and yell "How does my ass taste!?" But I'm a deplorable.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

465 453
What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

Just Shoot Me




Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (k/TB6)
My Mother the Goat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (e284m)

466 I think they should change the name to Tsingtaovirus.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

467 446 436 Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times I've come to the conclusion that Michael Pena can't act.

I saw the guy in Ant Man and the SOF in Afganistan movie and...he's just not good at his job. He never feels natural.

Also, he's no Ricardo Montalban....but who is?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (l4C/z)

=========

He's a personality more than an actor.

He was pretty good in End of Watch, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM (q80AH)

Not really. He feels like he's 'trying' all the time. Oddly, Ant Man is where he felt most natural.

The guy seems uncomfortable on camera.
Especially compared to an actor like Jake Gyllenhaal. Now Jake....he can act.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (l4C/z)

468 nood

Posted by: IC at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (a0IVu)

469 The 72 Virginians

Posted by: Muldoon at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (m45I2)

470 >>>I saw Michael Pena in Ant Man and the SOF in Afganistan movie and...he's just not good at his job. He never feels natural.


He was the least compelling character in Fury. Ironically, Shia LeBouf was very good in it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (VWp7G)

471 453
What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

Just Shoot Me




Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (k/TB6)

Is it because it bombed?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (N39Ws)

472 He's a personality more than an actor.

He was pretty good in End of Watch, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:53 PM



Was forced to watch Dora the Explore with my granddaughter last week. I have to say, I laughed several times and I thought Pena fit the role well.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (zkt/z)

473
To be fair, she claimed on Twitter she said Nakers. To be honest, I heard it and she dropped the n bomb with a hard g and hard r.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (3BTHx)


The fact that the left supporting black community overwhelmingly heard "ni**er," I'm saying she said it.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

474 467 Especially compared to an actor like Jake Gyllenhaal. Now Jake....he can act.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (l4C/z)

=========

Jake is great.

He's well appreciated, but I still think he's underappreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (q80AH)

475 I have a feeling that Wilson, Lemon et al only know about Ukraine because they've been hearing it shouted every day. I wonder if they could find it on a map.
Posted by: Annalucia at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (S6ArX)

I would put money on Lemon not knowing.
In fact, I'd bet a million if I had it.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)

476 >>What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

C'mon, Horde. You're slipping.

The Big Bang

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

477 Middle name Carlton . Allegedly abused by stepfather. Can't tell if he graduated college. Named "Worst Journalist of 2014" by The Columbia Journalism Review.

He can laugh at me all he wants. I feel sorry for him.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

478 >>>To be fair, she claimed on Twitter she said Nakers. To be honest, I heard it and she dropped the n bomb with a hard g and hard r.



Definitely. Likely a slip of the tongue, but their rules.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (VWp7G)

479 Right.....and then a few months later the voters reward the scoundrels by giving them control of the House?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:54 PM (CqE5x)

Not making excuses but there were 40+ GOP squish retirements. And people don't pay the attention to this stuff that we think they do.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (22laR)

480 470 >>>I saw Michael Pena in Ant Man and the SOF in Afganistan movie and...he's just not good at his job. He never feels natural.


He was the least compelling character in Fury. Ironically, Shia LeBouf was very good in it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:56 PM (VWp7G)

=========

Shia's a good actor.

He just happens to be crazy in real life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (q80AH)

481 If 5% of the US population, 327 million estimated, show frank symptoms in just say a 60 day time span; that is 16,370,000 people sick.

Ponder the strain on the economy and on medical resources.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (Y0RHt)

482 *BREAKING* Senate Majority Leader has agreed to a short debate between Senator Romney and a representative of the Republican side, with the subject being "Should John Bolton Get His Fifteen Minutes?".


The Republicans have chosen to be represented by Candy Crowley in this debate, a woman undefeated in her previous Romney debates.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (NVYyb)

483 when did elk start shaving their assholes? is it a mating thing? bet they use gillette.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (KP5rU)

484 461 "Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times"


I take it from the trailer they turned it into a horror movie.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2020 12:55 PM (4thlk)

Well....Blumhouse, so yeah, I assume so. Which is fine, some of the tv episodes came close to that anyway. Same with the reboot.

I suspect it doesn't know what it wants to be: nostalgia berries or dark and gritty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (l4C/z)

485 Leave it to Beaver to Stone his Mother to Death for Going Out in Public Without a Chaperone Like a Piece of Meat

It seems wordy but it's more better in Arabic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (XN+hF)

486 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?
-------------------------------------------------------------

I Dream of Jihad

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)

487
Two Guys, A Goat, And a Falafel Place

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (DhaqP)

488 433 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?
72 is Enough
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2020 12:46 PM (Xexop)
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The Muhammad Bunch
Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2020 12:49 PM
***
Married, Married, Married, Married with many Children.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 28, 2020 12:52 PM (zkt/z)

Diff'rent Strokes on the Soles of the Feet of the Infidels

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

489 >>>Shia's a good actor.

He just happens to be crazy in real life.


Agreed on both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2020 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

490 These are the idiots that were running the conservative movement. They've always been double agents.

Could just be they are incompetent and out of touch. And these days, stuck in the past, unable to understand that anything has changed.

That Steyn piece showing how often the National Review references Reagan is evidence of this. They're fixated on a "golden age" of their more influential youth and lost in modern culture.

Speaking of movies, after watching the Fantasy Island trailer a few times I've come to the conclusion that Michael Pena can't act.

Yeah you always feel like he's a guy playing a role, rather than selling the part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

491 483 when did elk start shaving their assholes? is it a mating thing? bet they use gillette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2020 12:57 PM (KP5rU)

"Gillette...the best an elk can get...."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 28, 2020 12:58 PM (l4C/z)

492 135 133 Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (wCmLp)

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Wasn't that the 2016 slogan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 28, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)


That's why, this year it's:

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again

Posted by: Boomer Redneque likes steering wheels. And brakes. at January 28, 2020 12:58 PM (KXHve)

493 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 28, 2020 12:59 PM (1CjJc)

494 My Mother the Car-Bomb

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 28, 2020 12:59 PM (XN+hF)

495 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?
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The Crescent Mooners

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 12:59 PM (CqE5x)

496 He just happens to be crazy in real life.

Crispin Glover is the same way: a very effective actor but crazier than a craphouse rat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2020 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

497 What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?

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I'm The Boss, Infidel Whore!

Posted by: josephistan at January 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)

498 I Love Lucy..and Rashida..and Fatima...and Illan..and ..."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2020 01:00 PM (CqE5x)

499 Meh,

more interesting is the way that Hillary and other dems get up in front of black audiences and mocks there accent right in front of them

Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 01:01 PM (HALdu)

500 I saw Corona Iris open for Donnie Iris at The Starplex in '88.

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Dies Irae is coming this summer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

501 That whore Twitter is blowing up with John Kelly quotes.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at January 28, 2020 01:03 PM (x6XkS)

502 >>> 436 Michael Pena


Also, it always seems like he can't focus his eyes right. I get that he wears glasses. I do to and my vision sucks so I understand a bit. But he always looks like he's straining real hard to see.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2020 01:03 PM (bg4sf)

503 He just happens to be crazy in real life.

Crispin Glover is the same way: a very effective actor but crazier than a craphouse rat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January




Why would someone be surprised good actors are crazy?

Their job is to uses someone else's words and pretend that something that didn't happen to them is happening to them in a way that convinces everyone around them.

Has to be a pretty good definition of insane.

Posted by: not so at January 28, 2020 01:04 PM (HALdu)

504

To be fair, she claimed on Twitter she said Nakers. To be honest, I heard it and she dropped the n bomb with a hard g and hard r.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


To really be fair, it was Knick-kers. You aspirate/stutter a "K" sound and see if it doesn't sound like a G. And I would hope "Lakers" has a "hard R." Are we supposed to say "Lake-ahs" like we're mayor Quimby or something?

Posted by: imp at January 28, 2020 01:04 PM (SFOr6)

505 >>>What's the Muzzies' favorite classic TV sitcom?<<<

I Cut Your Neck, Infidel!

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2020 01:05 PM (2Mnv1)

506 Bitter Clinger Boomer Rubes are the worst kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)


Nope. Deplorable Bitter Clinger Boomer Rubes are the worst

Posted by: Boomer Redneque likes steering wheels. And brakes. at January 28, 2020 01:07 PM (KXHve)

507 251 "Fox Free February"
I'm in.
I find I click on the Fox link less and less often anyway. I haven't watched them live in four or five years.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 28, 2020 12:31 PM (NmR1a)
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These days I just hit the internet news and commentary. I find better analysis in places like this. We all aren't rubes and we all aren't idiots. Look when the art or chess thread is put up. Sure, we goof on it big time, but there's some
"wicked smaaat" people here. The day of gate keepers is over.

I dumped Comcast and went to Youtube TV last year. I've probably watch 4-5 hours a week. Still a F'ing waste of money. The only thing I watch is F1 racing and curling consistently. To very stupid and useless sports but I'm a sucker. So $50 a month.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 28, 2020 01:19 PM (VYwSh)

508 I've been Fox-free since Election Night 2012. Megyn Kelly was gleeful when Obama was reelected.

Be nice to your blood pressure. Turn Fox OFF.

Posted by: Mimi at January 28, 2020 01:20 PM (8i7Ho)

509 Lemon - "only has to look good," he "she does not have to sound clear..." (Don Henley)

Posted by: Psycho Chiken at January 28, 2020 01:28 PM (uTquT)

510 Fox is a waste of time. It shouldn't be a Fox-free February. It should just be Fox Free.
Period.
The ONLY decent Fox type, not on in the morning, is Gutfeld, and perhaps Hemmer. The rest are just repetitive and/or sheer propagandists who don't have much credibility.
If you never watched Fox, you would be missing not much of anything.
Posted by: Dougf at January 28, 2020 12:12 PM (qyAPG)

I watch Tucker and Gutfield on Youtube, not cable.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2020 02:10 PM (eoQWY)

511 Fox Free February?

I am the Master of my Domain...

Posted by: Gridlock at January 28, 2020 03:09 PM (z/vX9)

512 Sooner or later, one of these fools will need delicate or dangerous surgery. I hope they can find a top doctor who is not experienced and white. Maybe someone Asian, but I think Don LeMON is shit out of luck.

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at January 28, 2020 03:11 PM (xZjSg)

513 Yahoo headline: "Ivanka and Eric Trump whine about DonLemon: backfires spectacularly".

for real.

Posted by: Chong at January 28, 2020 04:20 PM (vrsjf)

514 Those morons still think our farmers are using hand pumps and horse drawn plows well our farmers are keeping up with the times and have Home Computers its these dim-wits who would see a pile of milk bottles and say LOOK A COWS NEST

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 28, 2020 04:48 PM (wGqjj)

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