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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Is This Something?This is Blumhouse's take on Fantasy Island. I know, I know: It sounds like they took the DNA of hot garbage and mixed it with the DNA of trash-fire. But... I'm interested.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
meep meep motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2) 2
No. Lacks Herve.
Posted by: henry at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (J3Rfi) 3
dos
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2) 4
heybim fisrt
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (Tnijr) 5
nope nutttin
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (rpxSz) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (GbPPJ) 7
Can't suck worse than Picard.
Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (KNsKs) 8
dang it hesitated and lost
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (Tnijr) 9
Where's the midget?
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:35 PM (v0R5T) 10
Meh
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:35 PM (McuK3) Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 06:36 PM (5uY/L) 12
I'm surprisingly positive about it, too. (That is, I don't hate it on sight.)
The =original= "Fantasy Island" had a strong horror element to it. It's just when they made it into a series that it became "Love Boat With A Midget". Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:36 PM (oRIVo) 13
Woke island?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 06:36 PM (dNzKv) 14
Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) 15
They rebooted fantasy island back in the 90's. Mr. Clarke was creepy and the premise was "careful what you wish for".
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (myjNJ) 16
I don't know what this is about. I don't know what anything is about. What am I doing here, How did I get here anyway? Why is it? Hey what's that smell?
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (Tnijr) 17
Where the white wimmens at!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (BiNEL) 18
Monkey's Paw Island.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (+y/Ru) 19
I have a fantasy.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (ngSZO) 20
Oh that's my shoes.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (Tnijr) 21
Fantasy Island was always a morality tale, so I can guess what they would make the morale every time these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (KZzsI) 22
Nope.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (rBtIz) 23
Love Boat with a Midget is a great band name.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (McuK3) 24
Nuttin.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (1CjJc) Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (5uY/L) 26
Where's Khan?
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) 27
That's some fine Corinthian leather there, my friends.
Posted by: Zombie Ricardo at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (EgshT) 28
people who watched Body Double fifty times on HBO when you were younger than 29.
That was a brilliant cinematic piece of young Melanie Griffiths' tits. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (gd9RK) 29
Does the Woke Fantasy Island have a tall Tattoo?
Posted by: Miklos, de plane from Wuhan, Boss at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (+y/Ru) 31
The plane! The plane!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (71NaS) 32
Because everything from the past that was mildly innocent must be redone under bluish green light, starring smug people in maroon t-shirts from the Gap.
It worked for Archie. Let's do it again. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (tFC+M) 33
Made it to ~45 seconds.
Garbage. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (1g7ch) 34
OK, now what's all this about a Fantasy Island remake?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (1CjJc) 35
12 I'm surprisingly positive about it, too. (That is, I don't hate it on sight.)
The =original= "Fantasy Island" had a strong horror element to it. It's just when they made it into a series that it became "Love Boat With A Midget". Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:36 PM (oRIVo) ----------------------------- I don't know. I recently watched a couple Fantasy Island episodes with Ricardo Montalban, and they were kinda dark. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (CAJOC) 36
Fantasy Island was always a morality tale, so I can guess what they would make the morale every time these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (KZzsI) How do you do a morality tale when apparently 90% of the populace could not even define, much less identify, morality? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (BiNEL) 37
Definitely needed more midgets, but I say that about every movie.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: Fun Size Mayor Mike at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (QzkSJ) 39
Where's the midget?
---- It's the chick. She identifies as a midget. ...Or, I guess you could say she's a mental midget. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (tFC+M) 40
They need to reboot "Love, American Style" but with
Russian Tranny Lesbian Flurries. Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (Tnijr) 41
Tattoo, all I wanted to do was bust a nut.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (ATCV4) 42
I've been watching reviews panning movies on YouTube.
We live in a reality now where reviews panning a movie are more entertaining than the movies themselves. The one for Terminator Dark Fate was lolz. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (+dsLj) 43
The blonde is a 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (McuK3) 44
Unless... they become the hunted in a real live people hunt.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (1g7ch) 45
Love Boat with a Midget is a great band name.
We're PC. We refer to him as the little man in the boat. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (gd9RK) 46
Clarke? Clarke, autocucumber? What was so hard to understand about Roarke?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (myjNJ) 47
Does the Woke Fantasy Island have a tall Tattoo?
Posted by: Miklos, de plane from Wuhan, Boss at January 27, 2020 06:39 PM (QzkSJ) Andre the Giant, after all we wouldn't want to be too close to the original! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (BiNEL) 48
Girl Power is what I get out of it. That it's hot girls could make it bearable.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq) 49
furries not flurries but yall knowed what I meant.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (Tnijr) 50
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Can't suck worse than Picard. Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (KNsKs) --- I visit the Warzone (military equipment site) in an intermittent basis and one of the writers was slobbering all over Picard. I read the first couple of paragraphs and had to stop. It was embarrassing. This guy write about defense industry news and he's a gibbering Trekkie fanboi idiot.I'm sure he think this makes him cool and relatable, but it actually makes him a soytastic loser who has zero credibility. Good job. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (cfSRQ) 51
We're PC. We refer to him as the little man in the boat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:41 PM (gd9RK) Nice. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (1CjJc) 52
How do you do a morality tale when apparently 90% of the populace could not even define, much less identify, morality?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM Why's it gotta be like that? Posted by: Zombie Jeremy Bentham at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (rBtIz) 53
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meep meep motherfuckers! Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2) lol Won't ever grow old. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (q1Pj5) 54
Da plane! Da plane!
Posted by: Comical midget sidekick at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (fUKvD) 55
Starring Jessica Yaniv.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (dNzKv) 56
And a mad scientist with a secret lab creating a half bat half snake boy...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (1g7ch) 57
Fantasy Island was always a morality tale, so I can guess what they would make the morale every time these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 06:38 PM (KZzsI) How do you do a morality tale when apparently 90% of the populace could not even define, much less identify, morality? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ---- Today's moral code is the moral code found in TV commercials: 1.) Dad's a dope. 2.) Girls always do boy stuff! 3.) Interracial family. 4.) Quick shot of gay couple mixed in. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (tFC+M) 58
14 Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) --------------------------- I think Raul Julia would have made an interesting Mr. Roarke. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (CAJOC) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2) 60
Does the Woke Fantasy Island have a tall Tattoo?
Posted by: Miklos, de plane from Wuhan, Boss --- Just walk down any street and look at the idiots. Tattoos are a lot bigger these days. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:43 PM (tFC+M) 61
40 They need to reboot "Love, American Style" but with
Russian Tranny Lesbian Flurries. Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (Tnijr) Mmmm....Butterfinger Flurries... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (UqOC3) 62
Definitely needed more midgets, but I say that about every movie.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: Definitely needed more midgets, but I say that about every movie. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27 at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (BiNEL) 63
I know what Hillary's fantasy would be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (+y/Ru) 64
More remakes? Oh, yes, I'm sure that will be good.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc) 65
Interesting.
I saw The Gentlemen over the weekend, thought it was awesome. If you like Guy Ritchie you will love this movie. Hugh Grant is not 'starring' in the movie but he is the key and quite fabulous. Posted by: motionview at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (pYQR/) 66
Is Trump still president on fantasy island?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (dNzKv) 67
How do you do a morality tale when apparently 90% of the populace could not even define, much less identify, morality?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ---------- We do too have a morality. It's a personal morality! Posted by: 60% of the country at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (fUKvD) 68
Khan > Roarke
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (v0R5T) 69
If you want to watch movies that are pax Americana, where the men act like men and the women act like women, the poofsie count is nonexistent, lots of shit blows up, no diverse cast at all, then you need to watch Russian films.
I wish I was kidding. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (+dsLj) 70
This is what happens when you go from Mr. Rourke, to Ms. Rourke.
Fun Fantasy with happy endings, to a horror show. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (NgKpN) 71
Is this the real life? Or is it Fantasy Island?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:45 PM (q1Pj5) 72
Definitely needed more midgets, but I say that about every movie.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (4e+hS) Yes! Posted by: Zombie Judy Garland at January 27, 2020 06:45 PM (BiNEL) 73
Casting Tattoo will be a bitch, because the Lollipop League are fighting it out between the Bernie and Buttgig factions.
Posted by: Miklos, whose people won't call your people at January 27, 2020 06:45 PM (QzkSJ) 74
There...are...four...midgets!
Posted by: The Dead Picards at January 27, 2020 06:45 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 06:45 PM (CTuRB) 76
69 If you want to watch movies that are pax Americana, where the men act like men and the women act like women, the poofsie count is nonexistent, lots of shit blows up, no diverse cast at all, then you need to watch Russian films.
I wish I was kidding. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (+dsLj) ------------------------------ You forgot the nekkid wimmenz in saunas. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (CAJOC) 77
In the original, it always made me sad that they never brought any midget chicks for Tattoo.
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (7rVsF) 79
Nope Ricardo Montalban was a class act. Can't be replaced.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (j3npP) 80
If you want to watch movies that are pax Americana, where the men act like men and the women act like women, the poofsie count is nonexistent, lots of shit blows up, no diverse cast at all, then you need to watch Russian films. I wish I was kidding. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (+dsLj) You are not. Can endorse this heartily. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5) 81
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meep meep motherfuckers! Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2) This never fails to make me smile and laugh. I don't give a shit what the dickheads think either, nurse. If they feel froggy, I say leap. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (+hNEM) 82
58 14 Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) --------------------------- I think Raul Julia would have made an interesting Mr. Roarke. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (CAJOC) You missed the obligatory switch. Rourke is now a Woman of Color. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (NgKpN) 83
Hugh Grant is not 'starring' in the movie but he is the key and quite fabulous.
Posted by: motionview at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (pYQR/) I think you mean "faaabulous, darling"! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (BiNEL) 84
Video didn't play correctly, audio sounded dumb.
Ace's fantasy is to be a sailor on a mighty warship that gets washed overboard and rescued by the U-69, a pirate submarine crewed entirely by lithesome Teutonic beauties. Cruising the tropics in sweltering heat, he learns their language and teaches each of the young ladies about love and desire. Sometimes several at once. The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ) 85
77 In the original, it always made me sad that they never brought any midget chicks for Tattoo.
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (v0R5T) I wanted to see an episode where Tatoo got HIS fantasy. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN) 86
Khan > Roarke
Posted by: wth Roarke's pecs were only displayed after dark. For Special Guest Stars. Posted by: Miklos, looking at an All Inclusive this year at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ) 87
Why didn't they cast Beto for Mr. O'Rourke? He's a natural
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCEU2) 89
I don't think there is enough writing talent in Hollywood these days to handle the 'Fantasy Island' concept.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc) 90
I don't know. I recently watched a couple Fantasy Island episodes with Ricardo Montalban, and they were kinda dark.
Yeah, they dabbled in it from time-to-time. I think at one point Roarke (an angel, I guess) battled the Devil (played by Roddy MacDowell, lol). RKae -- That was my take: The blonde is in the Tattoo role. Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (oRIVo) 91
Welcome to fantasy island! What is your fantasy?
My fantasy is that a NYT Trump is toast scoop turns out to be true! Sorry, I can't work miracles. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (Z+IKu) 93
Can't filmakers ever do something original?
Poaching from the 70s is lame. Posted by: Guam tipper at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (FsgBK) 94
Have they done a reboot of Rocky Horror Picture Show yet?
Instead of tranny vampires from outer space it could use normal WASPs from DeMoines freaking out the freaks. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (1g7ch) 95
Nope Ricardo Montalban was a class act. Can't be replaced.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (j3npP) He will always be Khaaaaan !!! Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (2DOZq) 96
Fantasy Island was just a work program for B list or past their prime actors. No different than The Love Boat. Making it into a thriller is stupid. Battle Of The Networks Stars was better in this regard. At least the camera work was judged by my teenage boy eye to be better.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (l6b3d) 97
Maybe it's just me but I'm getting a bit of a "Lost" vibe. Probably because one of the characters says "The island is twisting our wishes." It reminded me how in lost they used to refer to "The Island."
Posted by: Augustine at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (Alp4m) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (L2ZTs) 99
Ace's fantasy is to be a sailor on a mighty warship
that gets washed overboard and rescued by the U-69, a pirate submarine crewed entirely by lithesome Teutonic beauties. Cruising the tropics in sweltering heat, he learns their language and teaches each of the young ladies about love and desire. Sometimes several at once. The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ) Greenlight this asap! Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (q1Pj5) 100
O a serious note, my parents just told me on the phone that 2 people in their early 40's died of the flu in the last 5 days. One was hospitalized for 10 days and died of a brain hemorrhage, and the other they thought was getting better at home and died in their sleep. Doctors have zero clue what it was. Parents are trying to see if autopsies are being performed or not.
Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy. Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (ngSZO) Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (gmo/4) 102
Johnny Depp to me is always going to be that cute actor playing the young cop in 21 Jump Street TV series. Fantasy Island is always going to be Ricardo Montalban and with *Tattoo* going "the plane the plane"
Sadly while I'm decades behind the culture stream and flunk "know your enemy" of what HW is pushing I don't fill that time with reading classic literature or anything like that. Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (eASYU) Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (7s3Gx) 104
Can't filmakers ever do something original?
Poaching from the 70s is lame. Posted by: Guam tipper at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (FsgBK) Yesterday was original but of course they had to screw up the ending. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (2DOZq) 105
A Nightmare on Fantasy Island
Posted by: no good deed at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (MmFTx) 106
Have they done a reboot of Rocky Horror Picture Show yet?
You shut your whore mouth! Don't give them any ideas. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (gd9RK) 107
You are not. Can endorse this heartily. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5) --- Yes. I saw a film about Sophia (last of the Paleologos) and it was chock full of manly men, strong but feminine women, and had obligatory swipes against Catholics, Jews and Asians. Kicking it old school. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ) 108
Go Hadrian.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (McuK3) 109
88 De plane boss, de plane
Use to watch that show every week Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCEU2) Do you remember the episode with the voodoo guy? I'm sure it's pure schmaltz now but holy shit did that scare young me. At one point he's yelling something like I BE NEAR BY MASSA JESSE! I BE NEAR BY! in this creepy voice it was great (and fucking terrifying I had trouble sleeping that night). Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (j3npP) 110
Wheres Isaac??
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (JFO2v) 111
The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo
in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ) Needs more cannibalism. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (1CjJc) 112
Love, exciting and new.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (EgshT) 113
And Julie??
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (ATCV4) Posted by: Gridlock at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (z/vX9) 116
82 58 14 Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) --------------------------- I think Raul Julia would have made an interesting Mr. Roarke. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:42 PM (CAJOC) You missed the obligatory switch. Rourke is now a Woman of Color. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (NgKpN) --------------------------- OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) 117
Flip Wilson didn't like midgets.
Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (RuIsu) 118
The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd But he did introduce the teutonic beauties to the need for Bone Broth. Posted by: Miklos, thinking Happy Story at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (QzkSJ) 119
I wanted to see an episode where Tatoo got HIS fantasy.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN) .......... It would probably have something to do with an all female team of little wrestlers from Mexico. Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T) 120
111 The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo
in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ) Needs more cannibalism. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (1CjJc) There's already plenty of eating... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs) 121
I hate to turn on the TV, afraid that I will be greeted with Schiff's weaselly, lying visage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (fUKvD) 122
Hollywood is the key refuge for the uncreative. This is proof.
MCMXVII is a nice, intense, graphic depiction of WWI, and I recommend. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (71NaS) 123
Yeah, they dabbled in it from time-to-time. I think at one point Roarke (an angel, I guess) battled the Devil (played by Roddy MacDowell, lol). RKae -- That was my take: The blonde is in the Tattoo role. Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (oRIVo) Roddy McDowell played Roarke in the 90's reboot. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (myjNJ) 124
The
dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo in the U-69 and though it manages to surface in time for him to avoid a watery grave, he's already dead of sexual exhaustion. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ) Greenlight this asap! Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (q1Pj5) But why do all the Buxom Beauties fall in love with an Ewok? Not a problem, barely an inconvenience... Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (NgKpN) 125
I'd be more interested in a remake of Punky Brewster.
... or Webster. A Prequel to either would be hot. Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (5uY/L) 126
94 Have they done a reboot of Rocky Horror Picture Show yet?
Instead of tranny vampires from outer space it could use normal WASPs from DeMoines freaking out the freaks. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (1g7ch) 2016. Like the original, it flopped. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (Wm5SB) 127
In the original, it always made me sad that they never brought any midget chicks for Tattoo.
Posted by: wth --- Anyone recall the SCTV parody where John Candy played Tattoo? They had him molesting a cello because it was shaped like a woman. Hilarious! Dave Thomas and Joe Flaherty played two rock stars who wanted be comedians, so Mr. Roarke turned them into Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. Good stuff. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (tFC+M) 128
Same town obviously btw.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:51 PM (ngSZO) 129
and had obligatory swipes against Catholics, Jews and Asians.
I read that as "and Alaskans" and I still didn't have a problem with it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (gd9RK) 130
You are not. Can endorse this heartily.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5) **************** Theres even some good Russian TV shows too. One in particular that starts with a cop who hunts down a pedophile but he has no evidence to arrest him. So what he does is kidnaps the guy, drops him in the sewer, and then parks an abandoned car over the hatch so the pedo can never get out. That is what I call wholesome, quality entertainment. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (+dsLj) 131
It reminded me how in lost they used to refer to "The Island."
Posted by: Augustine at January 27, 2020 06:48 PM (Alp4m) The Island was good. Scarlett's assets being the main draw. Damn that was 15 years ago. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq) 132
Flip Wilson didn't like midgets.
Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (RuIsu) ........ Me neither, I'm always tripping over the damn things or kicking them by accident. Maybe I need glasses. Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (v0R5T) 133
Let my people go!
Ryan Maue@RyanMaue Climate scientists have directly linked a swarm of locusts descending upon East Africa to climate change. The plague of voracious eaters mentioned in the Bible (Exodus) is now occurring due to the climate crisis. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (+y/Ru) 134
100
O a serious note, my parents just told me on the phone that 2 people in their early 40's died of the flu in the last 5 days. One was hospitalized for 10 days and died of a brain hemorrhage, and the other they thought was getting better at home and died in their sleep. Doctors have zero clue what it was. Parents are trying to see if autopsies are being performed or not. Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy. Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (ngSZO) As a population of 29 year old sexual tyrannabeasts, AoSHQ will have to repopulate the planet after the zombie apocalypse. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (1CjJc) 135
But he did introduce the teutonic beauties to the need for Bone Broth.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Happy Story at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (QzkSJ) --- The crew totally is into keto. They're always looking for more protein in their diet. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (cfSRQ) 136
Flipped to 3s company until the trial resume
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2) 137
Rourke is now a Woman of Color.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:46 PM (NgKpN) --------------------------- OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) Oprah? Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (NgKpN) 138
I can't wait to not see that movie. They said February, right?
What a great Valentine's Day movie date that would make, eh? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 27, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55) 139
I always think of Fantasy Island and Love Boat together but they probably have nothing in common.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:53 PM (eAMlh) 140
I don't know. I recently watched a couple Fantasy Island episodes with Ricardo Montalban, and they were kinda dark.
Loved that show as a kid - so did my dad and my grandma. And yeah - they went places shows are too scared to go now. A common theme was giving people exactly what they wanted - until they begged for no more of it. Honestly - a pretty good take on things if you ask me. Don't plan on watching this new one. And not because of the black chic - just because I'm not gonna' sit there and watch them ruin another old piece of nostalgia for me. I don't know who the actress would be - but if there's a black actress that could emulate Ikora from Destiny - she'd be the bees knees running Fantasy Island. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 06:53 PM (+hNEM) 141
Roddy McDowell played Roarke in the 90's reboot.
Posted by: Madamemayhem They rebooted the 90's? The whole decade? Will they do the 80's? Posted by: Miklos, Big Hair remains impressive at January 27, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ) 142
Fuck it. Threes Company remake would blow the doors off this trash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (McuK3) 143
I have this fantasy about Counselor Troi Worked it out on the HoloDeck Cmdr Riker played a small part.
Posted by: Lt Barkley at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5) 144
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) ----- Thandie Newton Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (jW9oF) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc) 146
No interest in this, but Body Double...I re-watched it recently and was pleasantly surprised how well it stood up. It is still really entertaining, even if nekkid young Melanie Griffith does nothing for me. And yes I recognize the music.
Although the big music in that movie is "Relax", which put it into popular consciousness - perfect use of it in a pron scene. I agree with earlier comments that the original Fantasy Island had a dark element. I even remember one episode implying one of Roark's enemies is a devil (the actor's eyes became red as he warned Roark, etc.), implying Roark was an angel providing warnings to mortals. Posted by: whatever at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (YigkS) Posted by: Miklos, seen this one already at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (ufFY8) 149
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) Angela Bassett? She's been good notable in anything I've seen her in and would probably come up with something memorable. Don't know though because really Montalban did such a good job with it you can really look past the accent, the pose, etc. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (j3npP) 150
I always think of Fantasy Island and Love Boat together but they probably have nothing in common.
Posted by: Northernlurker --- Back to back on Friday nights, I believe. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (tFC+M) 151
143 I have this fantasy about Counselor Troi Worked it out on the HoloDeck Cmdr Riker played a small part.
Posted by: Lt Barkley at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5) Did the holodeck ever get sterilized? Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (eAMlh) 152
>> It is still really entertaining, even if nekkid young Melanie Griffith does nothing for me.
I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your penis. Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (5uY/L) 153
Fuck it. Threes Company remake would blow the doors off this trash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (McuK3) Two gays guys and a straight chick pretending to be dyke and trick them into sex. Hijinks ensue. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (1g7ch) 154
I'd bang that Tattoo like a rented Hobbit.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (EgshT) 155
I always think of Fantasy Island and Love Boat together but they probably have nothing in common.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:53 PM (eAMlh) -------- Sure they do. I would watch them on Saturday nights when I was babysitting because there was nothing else good on. Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (/669Q) 156
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I always think of Fantasy Island and Love Boat together but they probably have nothing in common. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:53 PM (eAMlh) --- Love Boat was on at 9 Eastern, followed by Fantasy Island. I watched Love Boat but wasn't allowed to watch Fantasy Island. I think mom changed the channel for something else. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ) 157
But he did introduce the teutonic beauties to the need for Bone Broth.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Happy Story at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (QzkSJ) ISWYDT Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (BiNEL) 158
Fantasy Island was always hard to pin down as to what, exactly, was happening there and what Mr. Roarke was capable of - he stared down Satan himself on one episode.
Posted by: I Have Questions at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (BvNzB) 159
The dark twist is that his own ship puts a torpedo
in the U-69... ----- Ah. As the battleship Potemkin accidentally sank a Russian sub. Oops. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (fUKvD) 160
119 I wanted to see an episode where Tatoo got HIS fantasy.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN) .......... It would probably have something to do with an all female team of little wrestlers from Mexico. Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T) labia minora was the team name. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (JFO2v) 161
As a population of 29 year old sexual tyrannabeasts, AoSHQ will have to repopulate the planet after the zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian I haff a plan Posted by: Dr. Miklos Strangelove at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (QzkSJ) 162
Do they fly in a helicopter to the island?
Look Boss! De Helo! Oh, never mind. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 06:47 PM (Z+IKu) ......... Only for the basketball players. Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T) 163
Threes Company remake would blow the doors off this trash.
It would be a gay guy with two trans' men (formerly women) of color and Mr. Roper would be MAGA. Posted by: motionview at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (pYQR/) Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (NgKpN) 165
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) Oprah? - You get a new car! You get a new car! Everybody gets a new car! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (+y/Ru) 166
I'd watch this for a while on TV, but I wouldn't go to the theater to see it. Then again, there's nothing I'd go to a theater to see. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: Dansgirls at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (V25ON) 168
So everyone's fantasy in the trailer was to die a horrible death?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (4e+hS) 169
There was a reboot a whily back with Malcom McDowell as Mr. Roark that had a creepy vibe.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (IL6hf) 170
Did the holodeck ever get sterilized?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (eAMlh) I think in DS9 they made a guy mop it down every now and then. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (1g7ch) 171
I watched Love Boat but wasn't allowed to watch Fantasy Island. I think mom changed the channel for something else.
I thought this blog came with a "you must be this tall to enter this ride" sign. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (gd9RK) 172
151 143 I have this fantasy about Counselor Troi Worked it out on the HoloDeck Cmdr Riker played a small part.
Posted by: Lt Barkley at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5) Did the holodeck ever get sterilized? Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (eAMlh) Wasn't Lysol Disinfectant a major sponsor? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (BiNEL) 173
Whats to say Tatoo wasn't banging the women around the island?
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2) 174
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (cUi/7) 175
Seriously....who watches this shit?
Posted by: SUG at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dMrJJ) 176
151 143 I have this fantasy about Counselor Troi Worked it out on the HoloDeck Cmdr Riker played a small part.
Posted by: Lt Barkley at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5) Did the holodeck ever get sterilized? Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:55 PM (eAMlh) Data bleached down the holodeck! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (JFO2v) 177
Would Counsellor Troi know if one of the crew had been boning her image on the holodeck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (eAMlh) 178
Wow I never knew Tattoo committed suicide. Thats fucking awful.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (+dsLj) 179
>>>OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but
you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off?<<< Beyonce. Her creepy husband would be Tattoo-Z Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ATCV4) 180
This seems to be a take off of the theme of the horror flick , As Above ,So Below.
Group of young archeologists explore the Paris catacombs. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (2DOZq) 181
Love Boat was on at 9 Eastern, followed by Fantasy Island.
I watched Love Boat but wasn't allowed to watch Fantasy Island. I think mom changed the channel for something else. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ) Wow. My parents' attitude to what I watched on TV? HO. HUM. (Violence did not faze them in the least.) (Unless there was even a HINT in the SLIGHTEST of, say, frontal nudity or anything remotely sexual. At which point they FREAKED.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (71NaS) 182
Christopher Walken could make a good Mr. Rourke type. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (rCwaK) 183
My fantasy is that the all of the House and Senate Democrats take a junket to Fantasy Island and it tips over and sinks.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (Tnijr) 184
The funniest part was the Fantasy Island where they found the crew of the Minnow had been living on the other side of the island for the last 20 years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc) 185
Robert Ray just said "forty years ago in 1980..." That can't be right, can it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK) 186
Whats to say Tatoo wasn't banging the women around the island?
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2) ----- According the the behind tge scenes stuff for "The Man with the Golden Gun", Herve Villechaize was a party animal. So... Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (jW9oF) 187
171 I watched Love Boat but wasn't allowed to watch Fantasy Island. I think mom changed the channel for something else.
I thought this blog came with a "you must be this tall to enter this ride" sign. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (gd9RK) ------------------------------- Yeah, but AtC gets in, so really, how tall is that sign, actually? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 07:00 PM (CAJOC) 188
I couldn't help but notice the absence of rich Corinthian leather.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 27, 2020 07:00 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Counselor Troi at January 27, 2020 07:00 PM (oVJmc) 190
I thought this blog came with a "you must be this tall to enter this ride" sign.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 27, 2020 06:57 PM (gd9RK) --- I'm only 29. Geez. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ) 191
If it were a bunch of women and one midget, that would be woke!
Posted by: Zombie Herve at January 27, 2020 07:00 PM (sWM8x) 192
146 No interest in this, but Body Double...I re-watched it recently and was pleasantly surprised how well it stood up. It is still really entertaining, even if nekkid young Melanie Griffith does nothing for me. And yes I recognize the music.
Although the big music in that movie is "Relax", which put it into popular consciousness - perfect use of it in a pron scene. I agree with earlier comments that the original Fantasy Island had a dark element. I even remember one episode implying one of Roark's enemies is a devil (the actor's eyes became red as he warned Roark, etc.), implying Roark was an angel providing warnings to mortals. Posted by: whatever at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (YigkS) Pino Donaggio is a really great composer who isn't as well known as he should be. He worked with DePalma on most of his early classic stuff and did some really memorable scores for some horror movies. Tourist Trap is a super creepy little flick that's surprisingly scary for a PG rated flick and his score elevates it a lot. Also it's got busty Tanya Roberts. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (j3npP) 193
Da pain! Da pain!
Posted by: Herve Villestesticle at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (4e+hS) 194
Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (ngSZO) So where was this? China? The U.S.? Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (7s3Gx) 195
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color
as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) I see the Angela Bassett mention earlier - but I don't know. She seems to be all in on the Uncompromising Bitch You Love to Hate roles. She's pretty good at 'em, too. But I don't see that for Ms. Roarke. However - I see the logic of the selection. I can tell you who would have been fucking perfect - fifteen years ago. Whoopi Goldberg, channeling her Guinan performance off Star Trek. But she's far too committed to the cause to put in a performance like that now. She's not black - but the older Indian chic off The Expanse could have pulled it off. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (+hNEM) 196
I was watching Love Boat on MeTV one day and they blurred out the nipples. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Tnijr) 197
Late to the last thread...
"Despite Americans' concerns that the economic system favors the wealthy, the latest Post-ABC poll finds that" ------- Uh-huh. Doesn't matter what system you're in - the wealthyhave been, by definition, favored by it. Whether the system rewards hard work and ingenuity or Party membership, it favors the wealthy by giving them wealth. But I do get the sentiment, though in a far different way than the ABC asspounding butt-pirate pollster would like. I think the American political system so strongly favors the incumbent crony capitalist, Statist lapdog that the economic system has come to resemble the latter more than the former. And I'm not the only one. And that sort of thing is what leads to the rare circumstance of bourgeois revolution. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (r91sh) 198
Mr. Furley has several bone wind chimes off the back deck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (McuK3) 199
Sorry, I blacked out from a cheese-induced coma.
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 07:02 PM (T6t7i) 200
Fuck the Love Boat. Isaac would always cut me off after three beers.
Posted by: Tom Bosley at January 27, 2020 07:02 PM (v0R5T) 201
Tourist Trap is a super creepy little flick that's surprisingly scary for a PG rated flick and his score elevates it a lot. Also it's got busty Tanya Roberts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (j3npP) This was shown late at night on AFN one night in July 1984. Last time I saw it, and as you can see, it made quite an impression. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:03 PM (71NaS) 202
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (r91sh)
Comrade, I think you get it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL) 203
From sidebar link.
National Review had the choice between irrelevance and dishonor. They chose dishonor and the got irrelevance. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 27, 2020 07:03 PM (LWu6U) 204
Fuck the Love Boat. Isaac would always cut me off after three beers.
Posted by: Tom Bosley Julie needed some attention. That chick CRAZY Posted by: Isaac at January 27, 2020 07:03 PM (QzkSJ) 205
Did the love boat have a sign warning to not come knockin' when you see the boat rockin'.?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (eAMlh) 206
I was watching Love Boat on MeTV one day and they blurred out the nipples. I couldn't believe it. Posted by: freaked Sometimes these channels blur out cleavage, too. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (CTuRB) 207
204 Fuck the Love Boat. Isaac would always cut me off after three beers.
Posted by: Tom Bosley Julie needed some attention. That chick CRAZY Posted by: Isaac at January 27, 2020 07:03 PM (QzkSJ) She had a Brie Larson butt though... Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (NgKpN) 208
Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy.
Sounds a bit like the Spanish flu. Young, healthy people died because they hadn't been exposed to a similar illness which built up their immunity. Luckily, I'm on death's door from this miserable cold. Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i) 209
All Love Boat needed was Wesley Crusher. To save the ship a every other episode. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (+dsLj) 211
So, who was Tattoo? The it's here actress?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:04 PM (PUmDY) 212
She's not black - but the older Indian chic off The Expanse could have pulled it off.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (+hNEM) ------------------------------------- I could see that. And her "Ms. Roarke" wouldn't be too much different from her character on The Expanse. Friendly, until she wasn't. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (CAJOC) 213
Malcolm.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc) Doh! That's what I meant. He was creepy and kinda twisted. I actually liked that version but it didn't last long. They should have brought him back. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (myjNJ) 214
196 I was watching Love Boat on MeTV one day and they blurred out the nipples. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Tnijr) SyFy's editing is laughable. It amazes me what they decide to bleep out or omit from movie dialogue, and what they leave in. And in the TV shows that they make, there is awkward profanity inserted, I trust, to show they are EDGY. Never mind there has been nothing edgy about profanity in movies or TV since about 1970... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (71NaS) 215
Wow. My parents' attitude to what I watched on TV?
HO. HUM. (Violence did not faze them in the least.) (Unless there was even a HINT in the SLIGHTEST of, say, frontal nudity or anything remotely sexual. At which point they FREAKED.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (71NaS) --- We had a single television. Mom had the final word. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ) 216
It seems like when you watch a trailer these days ... you've already pretty much seen the movie.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (WqPYg) 217
Ray: "I know you have been deprived of your phones and thus a calculator app...Let me do the math for you."
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (DB16e) 218
Has anyone else noticed that the left which cares so damn much about the Earth had no problem with Kobe flying his helicopter here and there when he could have been taking public transportation or at least driving around in a Tesla or something?
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (NiXyF) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq) 221
aw man that's Luis from "Ant-Man"
but I guess he's a bigly star now and can play whatever role he wants Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (iTXRQ) 222
Tourist Trap is a super creepy little flick that's surprisingly scary for a PG rated flick and his score elevates it a lot
Tourist Trap is a CLASSIC really the first/primogenitor of the "teen scream" type films had a harbinger and everything Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (Rarvo) 223
Yeah, Hervé was a beast. I think also an alcoholic jerk. We used to run into him (metaphorically) at the office I worked in in Burbank.
It wasn't entertainment office. It was just a storefront near Main St., and I think he had a room nearby, and he'd yell at us from his window. Or did I dream it? This sounds like I dreamed it. Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (oRIVo) 224
Did female crew members wake up needing a cigarette after getting fantasy boned on the holodeck?
I think I just creeped myself out. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (eAMlh) Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (+hNEM) 226
Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) Yeah, no presence or gravitas. He looks like he about to do a fart joke. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (9wmyx) 227
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Would Counsellor Troi know if one of the crew had been boning her image on the holodeck? that's actually the premise of one of the episodes. that reggie fellow is pretty messed up. oh, yeah, and there was also that episode in which geordie put the moves on the designer of the enterprise's warp core. Posted by: Anachronda at January 27, 2020 07:06 PM (sGtp+) 228
We had a single television. Mom had the final word.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Actually, that was the kid who had to change the channel. Posted by: Miklos, I Was A Pre-Teen Remote at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (QzkSJ) 229
CDC has issued a warning about traveling to China. As usual, our government is on top of things.
https://tinyurl.com/ualf5aj Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i) 230
(Unless there was even a HINT in the SLIGHTEST of, say, frontal
nudity or anything remotely sexual. At which point they FREAKED.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 06:59 PM (71NaS) --- We had a single television. Mom had the final word. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ) Yup, Ed Sullivan and watching Bobby anda Cissy Polka. I read a lot. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (NgKpN) 231
Not Rae Dawn Chong is Tattoo. Dude with the beard is Roarke. Should have got Antonio Banderas.
WoC Roarke? Grace Jones. Freaky. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (3DZIZ) 232
>Has anyone else noticed that
dude I'm telling you for the kajillionth time IT'S NOT WRONG WHEN THEY DO IT Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:08 PM (iTXRQ) 233
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We had a single television. Mom had the final word. we had one tv and i have five sisters. i watched a lot of love boat. Posted by: Anachronda at January 27, 2020 07:08 PM (sGtp+) 234
I always thought twice about taking those seasick chicks to bed after the Lido deck buffet.
Posted by: Tom Bosley at January 27, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T) 235
Michael Pena is no Montalban, though. That hurts.
Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 06:37 PM (oRIVo) Yeah, no presence or gravitas. He looks like he about to do a fart joke. Posted by: naturalfake ---- I want to see him do one of his rambling tales from Ant-Man: "So I'm runnin' this island where people get what they want, and I get this letter that says, 'Yo! I always wanted to be a rock star,' and I'm like 'Yeah, I can do that...' " Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:08 PM (tFC+M) 236
we had one tv and i have five sisters. i watched a lot of love boat.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 27, 2020 07:08 PM (sGtp+) ---------- And Little House on the Prairie too, I bet. Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (/669Q) 237
@177
Would Counsellor Troi know if one of the crew had been boning her image on the holodeck? -------------------------- Barclay was caught with the PG version of this in one episode. That apparently didn't trip any alarms. Posted by: junior at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (kvBdW) 238
Let my people go! Ryan Maue@RyanMaue Climate scientists have directly linked a swarm of locusts descending upon East Africa to climate change. The plague of voracious eaters mentioned in the Bible (Exodus) is now occurring due to the climate crisis. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler How dare you! Posted by: Moses Thunberg at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (aKsyK) 239
Yeah, Herve was a beast. I think also an alcoholic jerk. We used to run into him (metaphorically) at the office I worked in in Burbank.
It wasn't entertainment office. It was just a storefront near Main St., and I think he had a room nearby, and he'd yell at us from his window. Or did I dream it? This sounds like I dreamed it. Posted by: moviegique *rejected Fantasy Island plot #196* Posted by: Miklos, on UHF at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ) 240
I saw Fantasy Island and the Love Boat at my grandparents'. And a lot of Merv Griffin.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (PUmDY) 241
We had a single television. Mom had the final word.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ) We did too. In my youth, so long as there was no hint of the horizontal hokey pokey, anything went. Violence and graphic horror were of no concern to my parents. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (71NaS) Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (Rarvo) 243
we had one tv and i have five sisters. i watched a lot of love boat.
Posted by: Anachronda --- I had a friend with 7 sisters. He spent his entire childhood at my house. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (tFC+M) 244
sorry for the all caps
shitty day Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ) 245
You know that 90% of the horde is the same age when we can have a philosophical argument over "Fantasy Island" - or any horrible, ill-conceived 70's TV show - they had people literal trapped between 3 networks - the ideas were bad, the acting over the top, the production values were shit - but we had to watch or do what - listen to dad and mom snore at 8:30PM every night - and that is exactly what they did after eating dinner, watching the news, the first show on ABC or something...
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (32YRo) 246
231 Not Rae Dawn Chong is Tattoo. Dude with the beard is Roarke. Should have got Antonio Banderas.
WoC Roarke? Grace Jones. Freaky. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (3DZIZ) Not sure about that. Tatoo never explained anything, and it sure looks like she is doin the splainin. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (NgKpN) 247
....with George Stephanopoulos as Tattoo.
Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (NmSoA) 248
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) Nikki Minaj Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL) 249
Just got here. Fantasy Island was in the 70's, yes? With Herve Villechaize and Fernando Llama?
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (bCLt0) 250
If Aaron Spelling had made Charo the Cleavage Director, the Love Boat would be cruising the Milky Way by now.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (ATCV4) 251
Heh I called it "Little Louse on the Prairie Dog". My sister would yell at me to go away when it was on.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (Tnijr) 252
218 Has anyone else noticed that the left which cares so damn much about the Earth had no problem with Kobe flying his helicopter here and there when he could have been taking public transportation or at least driving around in a Tesla or something?
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr) Nobody walks in L.A. Posted by: Missing Persons at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (71NaS) 253
We did too. In my youth, so long as there was no
hint of the horizontal hokey pokey, anything went. Violence and graphic horror were of no concern to my parents. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (71NaS) --- Happy was the day that my mom and step dad got a TV for their bedroom. By then I was old enough to watch Carson and Late Night. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ) 254
WoC Roarke? Grace Jones. Freaky.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 27, 2020 07:07 PM (3DZIZ) Shit - I don't know her name - but the gal in American Gods could pull it off. The other chic in American Gods, that plays Mama Ji, I think could do it better. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (+hNEM) Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (tFC+M) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (CTuRB) 257
If you guys haven't gotten "Shudder" yet, they have "Tourist Trap" on it.
1. The prints Shudder gets are amazing. If you saw your '70s and '80s horror on grainy VHS (or Beta!) playing on a 19" screen, you won't believe the stuff you couldn't make out back then that now works. (TCSM, for example, was just blurry blobs in the dark.) 2. Joe Bob Briggs hosts "Tourist Trap", so you can watch his commentary (optional) and he is a huge Chuck Connors fan, and a fan of the movie. All kinds of interesting tidbits. (There's also a Rifftrax of "Tourist Trap" which has some funny moments.) Posted by: moviegique at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (oRIVo) 258
I will look up Body Double later. If it was from the 70's, probably had a lotta nekkid wimmins. They did that back then.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (bCLt0) 259
It's no Love Boat.
Posted by: Rothko Housepainters--All Used Dropcloths Now 20% OFF! at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (Ndje9) 260
Those holodecks were bland as shit.
Like seriously if you're gonna have a fantasy of Troi, you'd conjure a hologram of her with Z Cup Sized Too Toos that would fill up the whole holodeck. The fuck was wrong with people in the future? Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (+dsLj) 261
237 @177
Would Counsellor Troi know if one of the crew had been boning her image on the holodeck? -------------------------- Barclay was caught with the PG version of this in one episode. That apparently didn't trip any alarms. Posted by: junior at January 27, 2020 07:09 PM (kvBdW) Quark was well known for his Holo Deck Programs. Even the Grand Magus tried them. Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (aKsyK) 263
Dude with the beard introduces himself as Roarke.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (3DZIZ) 264
Travel advisory to China? Wow, that's out of the blue.
And I was thinking about doing a market and clinic tour of Wuhan next week. Damn. Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (El6T/) 265
247
....with George Stephanopoulos as Tattoo. Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (NmSoA) --- Or pervy Paul Krugman. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ) 266
If they had an understudy playing Tattoo, would that be a temporary Tattoo?
Posted by: RKae Named Henna. Posted by: Miklos, temporoniously at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (QzkSJ) 267
Just got here. Fantasy Island was in the 70's, yes? With Herve Villechaize and Fernando Llama?
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:11 PM (bCLt0) ------- Close, but no Fernando. Think "rich Corinthian leather." Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (/669Q) 268
My mom and dad took me with them to see Bonnie and Clyde when I was 7 years old. I don't think they were concerned with screening what I watched.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (2DOZq) 269
Fernando's brother Bill. Bill Llama.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ) 270
Question:
What was Mr Rourke's first name? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip --- Mickey. That's why he never says it. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (tFC+M) 271
I was eleven when Pulp Fiction came out. My mom and dad watched it with me. Goodfellas even younger.
Movies - no problem, anything goes. TV was practically a complete embargo. Not for "values" reasons but because it turns a child's brain into a bucket of cherry cobbler. Mixed with feces and Chinese bat-meat. YouTube seems like an even worse degenerative influence. Yay. We keep sliding faster and faster into idiocy. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (r91sh) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ) 273
214 196 I was watching Love Boat on MeTV one day and they blurred out the nipples. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Tnijr) SyFy's editing is laughable. It amazes me what they decide to bleep out or omit from movie dialogue, and what they leave in. And in the TV shows that they make, there is awkward profanity inserted, I trust, to show they are EDGY. Never mind there has been nothing edgy about profanity in movies or TV since about 1970... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:05 PM (71NaS) ------------------------------ Not SyFy, but my wife has been watching the old Magnum PI series on Amazon. There was an episode involving nazis or white supremecists (I forget which), that used the N-word liberally. Wasn't bleeped or over-dubbed or anything. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (CAJOC) 274
Short answer: no, it's not something.
Just kidding. Never watched Fantasy Island either. Only know the midget in the white suit with the long French name, and of course Rich, Corinthian Leather guy were part of it. Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (El6T/) 275
Tattoo!! That was the name! Rahm Emanuel, yes?
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (bCLt0) 276
No RDC is pretty funny.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (PUmDY) 277
Or pervy Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd And the girl finds her mother's lost engagement ring in his beard? Posted by: Miklos, scribbling away at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (QzkSJ) 278
OK, so you're tasked with casting a woman of color as Ms. Roarke, but you don't just want a diversity hire. Who would you cast that might actually be able to pull the character off? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:50 PM (CAJOC) Nikki Minaj Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL) Iggy Azalea Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (q1Pj5) 279
Well crap I can't go to China. I was really looking forward to it too.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (Tnijr) 280
Body Double fifty times on HBO when you were younger than 29.
Yeah, it makes me hot too. Although I enjoyed Betsy Russell films as well. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (DY3v8) Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq) 282
>>>237 Barclay was caught with the PG version of this in one episode. That apparently didn't trip any alarms.
In DS9 the Serbian/Palestinian-proxy commander what's her name found out Quark was selling customers sexy time with her at his bar's holo thingy. Posted by: banana Dream at January 27, 2020 07:15 PM (l6b3d) 283
I will look up Body Double later. If it was from the 70's, probably had a lotta nekkid wimmins. They did that back then.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (bCLt0) Watched it again a bit ago. Still interesting idea, but dated and (as usual) I fell asleep. Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd) 284
hated both of those mind numbing shit shows. pointless.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 07:15 PM (KP5rU) 285
Kurt Eichenwald comes ashore to looking to learn more about tentacle porn.
And boy does he! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author Not seeing a lot of ensuing hilarity. Hijinx maybe. Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at January 27, 2020 07:16 PM (QzkSJ) 286
Seriously....who watches this shit?
Posted by: SUG at January 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dMrJJ) Yup....I occasionally glimpse TV nowadays (I cut the cord years ago) when I am visiting a watering hole here or there in my AO and just shake my head and ask whatever dumbass is sitting next to me "Who watches this crap?"...... Especially the transgendered, multi-racial, even have an Asian thrown in one of every color commercials. Pure crapola. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu) 287
Fantasy is a dish best served with Corinthian leather.
Posted by: Kahn Rourke at January 27, 2020 07:16 PM (UFgOG) 288
"Damn.
Posted by: rhomboid" I know right? Now I can't decide whether to go to Angola or Ukraine. Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:16 PM (Tnijr) 289
Body Double fifty times on HBO when you were younger than 29.
Yeah, it makes me hot too. Although I enjoyed Betsy Russell films as well. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 27, 2020 07:14 PM (DY3v Whats the black widow movie with Debra Winger as the cop? Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd) 290
I don't know about Fernando Llama but I've walked a million miles in Tony Llama.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (EKicJ) 291
285
Kurt Eichenwald comes ashore to looking to learn more about tentacle porn. And boy does he! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author Not seeing a lot of ensuing hilarity. Hijinx maybe. Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at January 27, 2020 07:16 PM (QzkSJ) ---Surprise octopus anal rape. Gotta spell it out for ya. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ) 292
I don't know. I recently watched a couple Fantasy Island episodes with Ricardo Montalban, and they were kinda dark.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2020 06:40 PM (CAJOC) Montalban was always urbane, charming, suave and carried an ineffable feeling that if you pissed him off there wouldn't be enough of you left for a memorial. Pena looks constipated and suppressed. Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (6rS3m) 293
284 hated both of those mind numbing shit shows. pointless.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 07:15 PM (KP5rU) Well, there was always 'Love, American Style'! /spit Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN) 294
Never watched Fantasy Island either. Only know the
midget in the white suit with the long French name, and of course Rich, Corinthian Leather guy were part of it. Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 07:13 PM (El6T/) Played the same midget on a crazy island in a Bond Film. Talk about type cast. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (+hNEM) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (rclYi) Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (DB16e) Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (N30JC) 299
I know right? Now I can't decide whether to go to Angola or Ukraine.
Posted by: freaked No Madagascar Dance Festival? Posted by: Miklos, hour slowly happying at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (QzkSJ) 300
Angelina Jolie would be a good Roarke. From good to evil to good in the blink of an eye. You'd never know which to expect.
Posted by: Wenda at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (oS/8T) 301
They should have got Spongebob to be the host and Patrick could be Tattoo.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (Tnijr) 302
I will look up Body Double later. If it was from the 70's, probably had a lotta nekkid wimmins. They did that back then.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:12 PM (bCLt0) It's one of De Palma's gallo imitations. Not as good as "Dressed to Kill". Unless you're a big fan of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (9wmyx) 303
I don't watch much on TV just Always Sunny and Bob's Burgers lol
I will watch Better Call Saul when it starts up again Witcher was pretty terrible but I'll probably continue with it, altho the plans for even more FEMALE CHARACTER FOCUS next season really irk me (all Fringilla, all the time) Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (Rarvo) 304
That Córdoba ad ran for a long time. I bet it sold a lot.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (PUmDY) 305
Ricardo Montalban, you look mahvelous! Posted by: Fernando Lamas at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (rCwaK) 306
Looked up betsy russell , with keywords. Yeah, I get her.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (bCLt0) 307
I didn't see the midget from Jackass so no Tattoo ?
Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (S9ODh) Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (9wmyx) 309
Angelina Jolie would be a good Roarke. From good to evil to good in the blink of an eye. You'd never know which to expect.
Posted by: Wenda at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (oS/8T) Oh - if that's the criteria - my wife would be the Uber Roarke. Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (+hNEM) 310
>>>Whats the black widow movie with Debra Winger as the cop?
It's called Black Widow. You meant Teresa Russell. Super-hottie. Played a Marilyn Monroe analogue in some Nicholas Roeg movie. Posted by: ace at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7) 311
Nurse ratched, you still here?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (EKicJ) 312
I no longer understand the world. That preview was insane and I zero interest in watching that monstrosity.
Posted by: Where's the midget? at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (Pgcou) 313
Montalban was always urbane, charming, suave and
carried an ineffable feeling that if you pissed him off there wouldn't be enough of you left for a memorial. Pena looks constipated and suppressed. Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2020 07:17 PM (6rS3m) --- Yeah. Montalban was the early prototype for the Most Interesting Man in the World. Charming, suave, and yet dangerous. Guy was also jacked under that suit. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ) 314
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Unless you're a big fan of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:18 PM (9wmyx) Ah, je comprends. Pass. Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (bCLt0) 315
Welcome....to Fantasy Island!
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein 2002 at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (oVJmc) 316
Go to Spain. I hear the ladies are insane there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (ATCV4) 318
I was done with TV by high school. I've never been a big movie guy though I do appreciate a good flick. This looks painful. But I just might see Han Solo in "Call of the Wild".
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (71NaS) 319
Fantasy Island > or < than Oak Island?
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (OOOuF) 320
o to Spain. I hear the ladies are insane there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5) Never been. But I kinda like the music. Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd) 321
But I just might see Han Solo in "Call of the Wild".
I'm cautiously optimistic but the CGI on the dog character is truly awful why do they do this Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Rarvo) 322
Deplatform boss, deplatform!
Posted by: Tattoo on Twitter at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (S9ODh) 323
---Surprise octopus anal rape.
Gotta spell it out for ya. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd SKIPPER!!!! Posted by: Gilligan, observing from the next island over at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (QzkSJ) 324
It's called Black Widow.
You meant Teresa Russell. Super-hottie. Played a Marilyn Monroe analogue in some Nicholas Roeg movie. Posted by: ace at January 27, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7) Yep. Thanks Debra Winger is the cop who tries to catch her and they sort of have a thing. Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:22 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: Fernando Lamas at January 27, 2020 07:22 PM (rCwaK) 326
Oh, worst CGI? Polar Express. Horrifying.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:22 PM (bCLt0) 327
I'm cautiously optimistic but the CGI on the dog character is truly awful
why do they do this Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Rarvo) Abject laziness. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 27, 2020 07:22 PM (71NaS) 328
after i turned twelve i didn't watch tv much. other shit to do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 07:22 PM (KP5rU) 329
Go to Spain. I hear the ladies are insane there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5) Never been. But I kinda like the music. Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd) And they sure know how to use it. They don't abuse it. Never gonna lose it. You can't refuse it. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:23 PM (q1Pj5) 330
My papa say to me, 'Nando, don't be a schnook, it's not how you feel, it's how you look. And I must say, I look mahvelous! Posted by: Fernando Lamas at January 27, 2020 07:23 PM (rCwaK) 331
I cant wait till they remake E.T.
Thats probably the last of my childhood film memories that hasnt been raped by wokeness and death yet. Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 07:23 PM (+dsLj) 332
Go to Spain. I hear the ladies are insane there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:20 PM (q1Pj5) I hear they sure know how to use it. And don't abuse it. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:23 PM (9wmyx) 333
Looks pretty good to me.
Posted by: a burning paper plate soaked with 3 day old General Tso's chicken at January 27, 2020 07:23 PM (nfcV2) Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (iTXRQ) 335
yeah, i watched the rlm on Picard last night and almost started crying. go away, Kurtzman and Abrams.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (9PWW0) 336
I've been to Oklahoma!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (EKicJ) 337
194 Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 06:49 PM (ngSZO) So where was this? China? The U.S.? Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 27, 2020 07:01 PM (7s3Gx) Here. They haven't travelled. Died 5 days ago. One 10 day hospital stay died of brain hemorrhage. The other just went to the doctor and family thought she was getting better, and died in their sleep. Parents are trying to figure out if autopsies are being performed or if they have been buried. Both familes said the doctors have never seen anything like it before. I guess it depends on how serious the CDC is taking things, and the fact the Hong Kong data release during press conference is being ignored and flights are still allowed out of China into the country, I'd say we aren't taking it serious like the Hong Kong Scientists said we should locally and globally. Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (P0nip) 338
@298
RLM Take on Star Trek: Picard https://youtu.be/hfQdf93e63I TLDW: Almost as bad as STD. ---------------------- I enjoyed it. It could still easily go bad. But both I and the friend I watched it with enjoyed the pilot. I haven't seen any episodes of STD, so I can't comment on that comparison. Posted by: junior at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (kvBdW) 339
after i turned twelve i didn't watch tv much. other shit to do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Elocution lessons Posted by: Miklos, guessing at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:25 PM (9wmyx) 341
"Is this something?"
Yes. Somebody has decided to take a sweet, sometimes silly, sometimes schmaltzy show from the past and "reboot" it with. . .DARKNESS!! Because, of course, that's all life is - sick fantasies of revenge and doom and life-denying hatefulness, where everyone is forced to realize that they're rotten ambulatory shitbags with no spark of the divine Creator in them at all. "Fantasy Island" my ass. Why not just call it "Fantasy Hostel" and turn it over to that asshole Eli Roth? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 07:25 PM (Ki5SV) 342
sorry that was wrong and I denounce myself. the person who was supposed to screen my comments has been sacked.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 07:25 PM (iTXRQ) 343
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=f8tZO97uhyE
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 07:25 PM (BiNEL) 344
I discovered sex around 12. I became VERY busy, and preoccupied.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (bCLt0) 345
Somebody has decided to take a sweet, sometimes silly, sometimes schmaltzy show from the past and "reboot" it with. . .DARKNESS!!
== True Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq) 346
after i turned twelve i didn't watch tv much. other shit to do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Elocution lessons Posted by: Miklos, guessing at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ) Lessons? I learned how to do that all on my own. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (q1Pj5) 347
Because, of course, that's all life is - sick fantasies of revenge and doom and life-denying hatefulness, where everyone is forced to realize that they're rotten ambulatory shitbags with no spark of the divine Creator in them at all.
***** So you live in New York too? Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (+dsLj) 348
339: guess you could call it that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (KP5rU) 349
Manure Slurry Truck Fire > Fantasy Island
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (McuK3) 350
Somebody has decided to take a sweet, sometimes silly, sometimes schmaltzy show from the past and "reboot" it with. . .DARKNESS!!
So...Dark Shadows as a woke sitcom.... Posted by: Miklos, thought leader at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (QzkSJ) 351
Hubby was supposed to go to China mid-feb. Looks like that's officially off. *phew*
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 27, 2020 07:27 PM (7s3Gx) 353
Oh, worst CGI? Polar Express. Horrifying.
Posted by: tubal --- Ever since I was a kid, I've had nightmares about department store mannequins achieving some sort of mockery of life. ...That movie is the closest I've ever seen to that nightmare. Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:27 PM (tFC+M) 354
It acts like the Spanish Flu where it causes your lungs to turn into glass. There is a term for it that starts with an C,
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 07:27 PM (P0nip) Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 07:27 PM (hz9qL) 356
I thought the Biden Ukraine scandal had to do with him domestically trying to curb oil production by blocking fracking and public land leasing while profiting by getting Burisma boosting their production?
Posted by: I Obviously Need Covfefe at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (vGJY7) 357
My wife said we should watch Outlander. It was not really a typical chick flick.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (bCLt0) 358
Somebody has decided to take a sweet, sometimes silly, sometimes schmaltzy show from the past and "reboot" it with. . .DARKNESS!!
---- Are you a fan of "Riverdale"? Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (tFC+M) 359
Somebody has decided to take a sweet, sometimes silly, sometimes schmaltzy show from the past and "reboot" it with. . .DARKNESS!!
Yeah, it really worked with Superman. That Zack Snyder was a real geni- Hey...wait a minute! Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (9wmyx) 360
Nurse, I was wondering how the pork turned out?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (EKicJ) 361
"ROGER MOORE was famous for his witty comments but just last year he stunned an audience when he called James Bond and Fantasy Island actor Hervé Villechaize a "diseased sex maniac" who slept with 35 women, mainly prostitutes, during the filming of The Man With The Golden Gun."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (fUKvD) 362
I've been to Oklahoma!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (EKicJ) Were you born there, perchance? Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (q1Pj5) 363
356: nothing to see here. Move along.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (McuK3) 364
It acts like the Spanish Flu where it causes your lungs to turn into glass. There is a term for it that starts with an C,
Consolidation? Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (7s3Gx) 365
I've been to Oklahoma!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:24 PM (EKicJ) Were you born there, perchance? Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (q1Pj5) So they tell me. Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (Ed8Zd) 366
360 Nurse, I was wondering how the pork turned out?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (EKicJ) Um, phrasing? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs) 367
100 O a serious note, my parents just told me on the phone that 2 people in their early 40's died of the flu in the last 5 days. One was hospitalized for 10 days and died of a brain hemorrhage, and the other they thought was getting better at home and died in their sleep. Doctors have zero clue what it was. Parents are trying to see if autopsies are being performed or not.
Friends of parents kids in their early 40's and healthy. Crazy. They say viral meningitis can be mistaken for the flu because of similar symptoms... Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein 2002 at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (oVJmc) 368
Theresa Russell made a film with the actual title WHORE.
She made a few edgy films and then vanished. She seemed like a poor man's (womans's?) Charlotte Rampling who also made a load of real edgy fare back in the day. The Night Porter alone...yikes. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 07:30 PM (j3npP) 369
I thought the Biden Ukraine scandal had to do with him domestically trying to curb oil production by blocking fracking and public land leasing while profiting by getting Burisma boosting their production?
Posted by: I Obviously Need Covfefe at January 27, 2020 07:28 PM (vGJY7) He's a Democrat , so multi-dimensional money generating and laundering scheme that benefits the "right" people! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 07:30 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2020 07:30 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein 2002 at January 27, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc) 372
But he did introduce the teutonic beauties to the need for Bone Broth.
Well, that's a new euphemism. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 27, 2020 07:31 PM (naEeR) 373
OT, but I want to comment on the last post.
First of all, ABC/WaPo has always been a heavy skew Dem poll. They had some polls with Hillary winning by double digits. If Trump is statistically tied, then that is very bad news for the Dems. Second, the entire "Trump is tied/Trump is in trouble" narrative just doesn't pass the smell test. Compare, in 2016 the Dems were running their best candidate. While her problems were many, she was the best they could field because she did bring in key Dem constituencies like feminists. Trump was an unknown and many suspected a potential RINO. Fast forward to now. Trump is a known quantity, the country is better off than 4 years ago by every measure, the voters are giving Trump the credit for it, and not a single Dem candidate is better than the one that lost to Trump previously. Yet they want us to believe that voters are going to vote against Trump this time because he tweets, and might have wanted Biden's corruption investigated? It defies logic. Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PHotS) 374
347 Because, of course, that's all life is - sick fantasies of revenge and doom and life-denying hatefulness, where everyone is forced to realize that they're rotten ambulatory shitbags with no spark of the divine Creator in them at all.
***** So you live in New York too? Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 27, 2020 07:26 PM (+dsLj) Cleveland. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2020 07:31 PM (j3npP) Posted by: Fernando Lamas at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (rCwaK) 376
Insom, I could have gone with I wonder how the hot piece of meat that was slathered and rubbed and then poked and smoked turned out.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (EKicJ) 377
Insom, Staaaaap. Not everything has to turn into a dirty joke.
Pork belly turned out great! I brushed it with bourbon aged maple syrup before smoking it, so it has an amazing sweet/salty/spicy flavor. Making tacos with it tonight. Pork belly hash on Saturday for breakfast. If it lasts that long. Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (hz9qL) 378
I always think of Fantasy Island and Love Boat together but they probably have nothing in common.
ISTR the Love Boat pulling into Fantasy Island in a few episodes. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (naEeR) 379
....It defies logic.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PHotS) em-peach will come Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:33 PM (Tnijr) 381
Pork belly!
Posted by: Wood Eye at January 27, 2020 07:33 PM (aKsyK) 382
I liked that movie, "Kafka" quite a bit. It had Theresa Russell in it, but she wasn't nekklid. And it really didn't have anything to do with Kafka...just sorta p[layed around with a Kafkan vibe. Check it out...if you can find it. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:34 PM (9wmyx) 383
THis movie is gonna bomb.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq) 384
Logic is a concept ignored by the left because it doesn't fit their concepts.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 07:34 PM (Tnijr) 385
They say viral meningitis can be mistaken for the flu because of similar symptoms...
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein 2002 at January 27, 2020 07:29 PM (oVJmc) Brain hemorrhage person was in a very good hospital for 10 days before dying and doctors called it the strangest flu they have ever seen. The other person just went to doctor, was getting better, and died in their sleep. I'm guessing all kinds of tests were run on the former, the latter is a mystery. Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 07:34 PM (P0nip) 386
Where is that Roger Moore quotation from?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:35 PM (PUmDY) 387
376 Insom, I could have gone with I wonder how the hot piece of meat that was slathered and rubbed and then poked and smoked turned out.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (EKicJ) Well yes, but that would lack subtlety. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs) 388
He's a Democrat , so multi-dimensional money generating and laundering scheme that benefits the "right" people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -- See: 'Stimulus', 'Aid to Haiti', 'Uranium One' etc, etc. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 07:36 PM (fUKvD) 389
I am almost certain they aired together.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:36 PM (PUmDY) 390
377 Insom, Staaaaap. Not everything has to turn into a dirty joke.
Ummm, yeaaah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs) 391
375 >> There is a term for it that starts with an C,
Cytokine storm? Posted by: Fernando Lamas at January 27, 2020 07:32 PM (rCwaK) That's it. Nasty shit. Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 07:36 PM (P0nip) 392
What I'm really worried about is the bird flu and suprise anal. But mostly suprise anal.
Posted by: The chicken at January 27, 2020 07:37 PM (Tnijr) 393
See: 'Stimulus', 'Aid to Haiti', 'Uranium One' etc, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 07:36 PM (fUKvD) If I didn't know better, I'd say it is almost like there's a pattern here! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 07:37 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 07:37 PM (fUKvD) 395
Hollywood released a Banana Splits horror movie a few months ago. So, this must be a new thing...horrorizing goofy and schmaltzy old TV shows. Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 07:37 PM (9wmyx) Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 27, 2020 07:38 PM (naEeR) 397
Are they going to do a remake of Laverne n Sherlie?
Posted by: Pliney at January 27, 2020 07:38 PM (nzKWW) 398
I am going to declare this right-here-and-right now...
Insomniac and I will never get Married. ...but we are "in like" with one-another. Posted by: Slapweasel at January 27, 2020 07:38 PM (Ckg4U) 399
Oldish shows ? I am partial to Bob Newhart. Don't know why....Hope some a-holes don't turn it into a horror flick.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq) 400
If I get the flu I am a gonner, so line up for my stuff early.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 07:39 PM (EKicJ) 401
Hong Kong Flooey!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 07:39 PM (hz9qL) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 07:40 PM (rCwaK) 403
398 I am going to declare this right-here-and-right now...
Insomniac and I will never get Married. ...but we are "in like" with one-another. Posted by: Slapweasel at January 27, 2020 07:38 PM (Ckg4U) I thought we were going to wait and make a special announcement together! *runs away sobbing* Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs) 404
Hong Kong Fooey was great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PUmDY) 405
Friends.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PUmDY) 406
There's like a nood
Posted by: The chicken at January 27, 2020 07:42 PM (Tnijr) 407
Don't be a fag, Insomniac.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 27, 2020 07:42 PM (Ckg4U) 408
Hollywood released a Banana Splits horror movie a few months ago.
So, this must be a new thing...horrorizing goofy and schmaltzy old TV shows. They had wonderful success in making the pub-lick afraid of clowns. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 27, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55) 409
I saw this movie when McCoy got ran through by an armored knight on horseback and Kirk kicked the shit out of Finney.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 27, 2020 08:01 PM (ldmQR) 410
65 Interesting. I saw The Gentlemen over the weekend, thought it was awesome. If you like Guy Ritchie you will love this movie. Hugh Grant is not 'starring' in the movie but he is the key and quite fabulous.Posted by: motionview at January 27, 2020 06:44 PM (pYQR/)
Hugh Grant can DIAF. Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at January 27, 2020 08:04 PM (fE9nD) Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (fp3O8) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0499 seconds. |
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