Man Chokes His Girlfriend When She Complains That She's Tired of Watching the Impeachment Trial;
Another Man Murders His Pro-Trump Boss

The reality-based community.

A Pennsylvania man grew so "upset" while watching the Senate impeachment trial of President Trump, he allegedly choked and punched his girlfriend when she suggested they watch something else.


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When the woman told Clark she "would like to watch something else," he began to curse at her and called her "dumb" and "stupid," USA Today reported. She was on Clark's lap when she attempted to calm him down, but he began choking her with both hands to the point that she could barely breathe, documents state. When she broke away and tried to leave, Clark punched her twice and pushed her several times.

Another member of the #DemocratWinnersClub murdered his pro-Trump boss after getting into an argument with him.

A worker with anti-government views fatally stabbed his Trump-supporting boss at a highway construction site and placed an American flag next to the body after they got into a political argument, deputies in Florida said Tuesday.

Mason Toney, 28, was charged with first-degree murder for the killing of William Knight on Monday, according to an arrest affidavit from the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

Co-workers told investigators that Toney and Knight were friends outside of work despite their political differences. Knight was an “outspoken American" who was "pro-Donald Trump," while co-workers described Toney as “anti-government and very outspoken in his beliefs that the government is bad and out to get him," according to the arrest affidavit.

Prediction: These stories will get 1/1,000,000th of the play that the 2nd Amendment rally violence -- violence which was eagerly anticipated by the left, but which sadly did not materialize -- got.

Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and liberals to moderate their tone for fear of setting off their large numbers of mentally ill followers, or is that just for conservatives?

Even with so many Bernie Bros actively calling for violence?

Obviously the left is happy to see their political enemies attacked and killed. James Hodgkinson proved that.

This is amusing:



That was from Tami. The first two were from Tim Pool.

Posted by: Ace at 06:49 PM




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1 worst

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:49 PM (ZfRYq)

2 Imma plagiarize Jonah Goldberg before he went full retard: To Hell with these people.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:50 PM (ZfRYq)

3 Nick Sandmann, highest paid CNN employee.

Too funmy.

Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 06:50 PM (6oPFc)

4 Top 10?

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 24, 2020 06:51 PM (PzBTm)

5 Damnit! Read the content.

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 06:51 PM (MVjcR)

6 Total accident.

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 24, 2020 06:51 PM (PzBTm)

7 I hope its true that Sandmann is highest paid!

He sure did not get an apology.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:52 PM (ZfRYq)

8 6 Total accident.
Posted by: Rosasharn at January 24, 2020 06:51 PM (PzBTm)
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Not really. I read it on purpose.

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

9 Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and liberals to moderate their tone for fear of setting off their large numbers of mentally ill followers, or is that just for conservatives?
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To ask is to answer, of course. These are one-offs by crazy people (probably the truth) and not evidence of any serious widespread problem.

If they were Trump supporters, though, it would of course be yet more evidence of their violent derangement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:52 PM (I2dne)

10 I'm thinking in a few years that Representative Sandmann has a nice ring to it....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 06:52 PM (WdocV)

11 Also read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (ZgLPb)

12 It's all because of the climate of hate PDT has created, you see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

13 Mental Derangement is the Democrat growth strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

14 What a smug looking kid! ( Maybe cause he's rich now). Good on Nick.

Posted by: tubal at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (90T4r)

15 That is not how you butter the boss.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (1g7ch)

16 Appropriate here, too.


Wife and I were having a discussion the other
morning about a similar observation. The level of national anxiety
(especially in commieland) is so high that it does not take much to put
people over the edge, while the rest of us look on in WTFF bewilderment
when the littlest thing cause people to crack up.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 06:24 PM (1CjJc)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (1CjJc)

17 Some days the bitch chokes you.

Posted by: A 4.5 foot long tapeworm with a law degree at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

18 Well, it doesn't actually say whether the choker was pro or anti Trump impeachment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (WI7YS)

19 Highest paid CNN person.

Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (El6T/)

20 CN highest paid employee...lol..

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (a0IVu)

21 It's all because of the climate of hate PDT has created, you see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)
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Damn it, Insom. I was on the cusp of finding the anti-Trump spin on these and you went and beat me to the punch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (I2dne)

22 Red Flag the TDSers

Posted by: x at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (nFwvY)

23 was chief maytag there? or did he have a dentist appointment?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

24 12 It's all because of the climate of hate PDT has created, you see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)
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You know, I'm getting tired of PDT getting all the credit for creating the climate of hate that I so clearly created!

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

25 Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and
liberals to moderate their tone for fear of setting off their large
numbers of mentally ill followers, or is that just for conservatives?
___

For the record I wish someone had gotten Hillary to moderate that bullet she put in the back of my head.

Posted by: Seth Rich at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (WdocV)

26 >>>Gotta love it when CNN's highest paid person shows up to support conservatives.

The $X million smirk. Good on him for returning to the scene of his "crimes."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (1CjJc)

27 Well, it doesn't actually say whether the choker was pro or anti Trump impeachment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And what does that say...?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (SfYbS)

28 Great line on Sandmann, ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

29 23 was chief maytag there? or did he have a dentist appointment?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

Didn't someone here say he passed away last year? Is that true?

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

30 The thing about Nick Sandmann is that he can probably have as many cute, sweet girls as he wants.

All of whom want to get married and have babies.

Posted by: Miklos, the money is probably secondary at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

31 Nadler said today that "Trump is a dictator."

If so, why is Trump "pretending" he really has to campaign to win reelection? Dictators always get 99% of the vote, don't they?

Posted by: mnw at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (Cssks)

32 Well, it doesn't actually say whether the choker was pro or anti Trump impeachment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (WI7YS)



There's really no doubt, is there?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

33 Epic trolling. Will/is the actual settlement amount in the public domain? I never heard a figure.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (7Fj9P)

34 "Person", not "employee."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (aKsyK)

35 9 Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and liberals to moderate their tone for fear of setting off their large numbers of mentally ill followers, or is that just for conservatives?


the article itself tries to play games by calling the guy anti government instead of a Trump hater.

Posted by: x at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (nFwvY)

36 I don't get it - if there world is going to end in 12 years, oops, 11 years now, who cares even if Trump was an incompetent clown as the left claims? Why on earth would it matter?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (WdocV)

37 4 approval polls now have OrangeManBad at 47 or higher. He won with 46% of the vote.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (qgWvD)

38 Wow. The dude loosed his inner Schiff.

Posted by: henry at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (J3Rfi)

39 It's just Johnson and this stupid war.

And since I missed getting to kick Frankovich in the balls earlier today, let me make up for that now.

An editor for NRO attacked immediately Catholic school boys who were attending the March For Life as blasphemors.

Yeah, I'm not going to forgive that ever. Particularly since to this day he has not actually apologized.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (GbPPJ)

40 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

This is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

41 For crying out loud, I just had to be the voice of calm and reason to an entire department of women freaking out over NOTHING!


please, killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

42 These Lefties are totally not insane.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

43 Nadler said today that "Trump is a dictator."

If so, why is Trump "pretending" he really has to campaign to win reelection? Dictators always get 99% of the vote, don't they?
Posted by: mnw at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (Cssks)
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HAHAHAHHAHA. If Trump were a dictator, Nadler would have been from canal-related stress two years ago.

These people are on a different planet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (I2dne)

44 33 Epic trolling. Will/is the actual settlement amount in the public domain? I never heard a figure.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (7Fj9P)

Settlement agreements typically have confidentiality/non-disclosure clauses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

45 A Pennsylvania man grew so "upset" while watching the Senate impeachment trial of President Trump, he allegedly choked and punched his girlfriend when she suggested they watch something else.
.........

I BLAME SCHIFF

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

46 He sure did not get an apology.
Posted by: blaster

yet

Posted by: Miklos, slow but exceeding fine at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)

47 The thing about Nick Sandmann is that he can probably have as many cute, sweet girls as he wants.

___

Hey I did too for the record.


I'm pouring out this Colt 45 for you Jeffrey.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (WdocV)

48 Choking the girl sitting on your lap. That's not how it's done. Had to be a Lefty.

Posted by: tubal at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)

49 I want to be Nicholas Sandman when I grow up.



By that I mean fucking rich.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (QLPEO)

50
Nadler said today that "Trump is a dictator."

Nadler is one third of the way there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

51 "There's really no doubt, is there?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles"


Maybe his girlfriend looked like that ass pimple Schift.

Posted by: freaked at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)

52 He has good reason to smirk now.

Posted by: no good deed at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (MmFTx)

53 I guess I should comment to let the world know I saw the NOOD.

Now to read the post.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (PHotS)

54 41 For crying out loud, I just had to be the voice of calm and reason to an entire department of women freaking out over NOTHING!

Dang, it's gotten that bad?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

55 4 approval polls now have OrangeManBad at 47 or higher. He won with 46% of the vote.
====================
Those polls are "adults". Not reg'd voters; not likely voters. Weighted "D" too...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (7Fj9P)

56 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

Well, if I watched the Schiff show for three days I'd probably feel like choking someone too-just not my significant other/j/k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (WI7YS)

57 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

This is where we are.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)
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This is probably a cheap and easy virtue signal. I'll bet most boards of firms big enough to go public a broad on 'em - even if it's the founder's wife jut to make sure the votes go a certain way.

But yeah, this is where we are. That point remains.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (I2dne)

58 The problem remains: there is no press, and a very large % of America is dumbed-down, ignorant, and/or lazy, and just socialized into their "politics" with no idea of what their "politics" (just sports loyalties, bigotry, hate, and the like) means for the real world.

All the organs of mass disinformation and manipulation remain under control of The Party, not limited to "media", and a large part of America now resembles the small/declining portion of the Soviet populace that believed almost any of the regime's lies in the 1970s/80s.

It's a steep hill.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (El6T/)

59 41 For crying out loud, I just had to be the voice of calm and reason to an entire department of women freaking out over NOTHING!


please, killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)


Spider, Mouse, Corona Virus crawling around?

Posted by: tubal at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (90T4r)

60 I'm thinking Sandmann travels First Class these days, probably picks up the tab for his buddies.

Posted by: A Millennial at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (plu6+)

61 The young Mr. Sandmann looks like a nice fella.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

62 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

***

I've been hearing a lot of my left leaning straight white male acquaintances are getting very on happy with direction this sh*t is going. I try not to laugh in their faces...but I also wonder if they are finally reaching the point of considering just how bad Orangemanbad is...


Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (WdocV)

63 while co-workers described Toney as anti-government and very outspoken in his beliefs that the government is bad and out to get him


What a nut.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

64 Brutal Tweet.

How soon will CNN scream from the butt hurt it precipitates?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (pw+jk)

65 Choking the girl sitting on your lap. That's not how it's done. Had to be a Lefty.
Posted by: tubal

Some are into it these days, but very rare in rightwing women.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (SfYbS)

66 But the Democrats are the "pro-women" party. Even if they have to choke a bitch.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (UGKMd)

67 Even if Trump became the ultimate RINO sellout, just watching the mental anguish of my enemies is well worth the price of admission.

And the media is never coming back and wielding the power it once had. It kills them even when they all take a head shot it doesn't even make a scratch on Trump.

Posted by: Blago at January 24, 2020 06:59 PM (7H9BS)

68 I'm thinking Sandmann travels First Class these days, probably picks up the tab for his buddies.


Heh, I hope he stayed in the penthouse suite at the DC Trump hotel.

Posted by: no good deed at January 24, 2020 07:00 PM (MmFTx)

69 >>> For crying out loud, I just had to be the voice of calm and reason to an entire department of women freaking out over NOTHING!


I think I see the problem.


*runs*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:00 PM (1CjJc)

70 jeebus.


seriously. Trump BROKE the general populace. It's a glory to see, but not to work with.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

71 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.
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*dammit!*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:00 PM (plu6+)

72 7 I hope its true that Sandmann is highest paid!

He sure did not get an apology.
Posted by: blaster


Being a journalist means never having to apologize for your failures.
Most of the time it is a retraction without an apology. More common is silence, or tweets quietly disappearing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2020 07:01 PM (+lVUW)

73 Pretty cool Sandmann went to the march

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

74 But it will be interesting (and drive leftists crazy) if more people tune in tomorrow to hear Trump's lawyers than those that turned in the previous days.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)

75 I'll bet the killer's social media shows he was mad because he wanted more government

Posted by: x at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

76 How much did CNN settle for?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (UcFWw)

77 Damn it, Insom. I was on the cusp of finding the anti-Trump spin on these and you went and beat me to the punch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (I2dne)

Gotta be quick around these here parts!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

78 >>>When she broke away and tried to leave, Clark punched her twice and pushed her several times.

Oh man, now Hunter Biden has to sow up in court in PA, too?

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (32YRo)

79 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

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Gosh that sounds quite illegal.
Now replace straight white males with black tranny ????s.
Then it would go to court tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

80 Brutal Tweet.

How soon will CNN scream from the butt hurt it precipitates?
Posted by: Jukin
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Will they devote an entire segment to this, airing their displeasure with the callus disrespect?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (plu6+)

81 Yeah, I'm not going to forgive that ever. Particularly since to this day he has not actually apologized.

no, he did -
nationalreview.com/corner/an-apology/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (ykYG2)

82 The guy who killed his boss was mentioned in the comments at Sarah Hoyt's blog, and there might be extenuating circumstances. I can't remember the details, but the killer had recently suffered a head injury that had screwed up his mental processes.

Posted by: junior at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (kMXMx)

83 78 >>>When she broke away and tried to leave, Clark punched her twice and pushed her several times.

Oh man, now Hunter Biden has to sow up in court in PA, too?
Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (32YRo)

That sounds more like an Avenatti move.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

84 I'm thinking Sandmann travels First Class these days, probably picks up the tab for his buddies.
Posted by: A Millennial

I..ah...know of a couple of guys who got NFL contracts.

1-new house and car for Mama

2-serious ass car for me

3-some high school buddies pick up that car and cash and coke and drive it out to California and Party Brothers

4-Short career and broke

Posted by: Miklos, slow but not yet broke at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)

85 Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

There are two possible outcomes.
1) This is all virtue signaling, and they know full well that no large corporation nowadays has a board entirely consisting of straight white males.
2) They will pay a heavy price for their virtuous stand.
I'm good with either one, but I'd prefer 2).

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

86 Gosh that sounds quite illegal.
Now replace straight white males with black tranny ????s.
Then it would go to court tomorrow.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 07:02 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++
Nah. Straight white males are the enemy. Nothing is illegal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (I2dne)

87 >>>> For crying out loud, I just had to be the voice of calm and reason to an entire department of women freaking out over NOTHING!



LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

88 How much did CNN settle for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

$275 million

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (plu6+)

89 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

This is where we are.
Posted by: blaster

So Goldman Sachs probably wouldn't have backed its own IPO? Nut jobs.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (32YRo)

90 /Biden sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (plu6+)

91 12 It's all because of the climate of hate PDT has created, you see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)


He said "grab them by the pussy" which was a clearly a dog whistle for men to literally choke out and punch women. Only alt-right white nationalist Nazi supremacists would be unable to see the connection.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (DTX3h)

92 Oh man, now Hunter Biden has to sow up...?

That sounds like closing time to me.

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

93 >>Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.


What does the Board of Goldman Sachs look like?

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (hYwyI)

94 That sounds more like an Avenatti move.
Posted by: Insomniac

Does Avenatti have a fool for a client?

Posted by: Miklos, asking the obvious at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

95 For the record I wish someone had gotten Hillary to moderate that bullet she put in the back of my head.
Posted by: Seth Rich


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (+lVUW)

96 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

97 1-new house and car for Mama

2-serious ass car for me

3-some high school buddies pick up that car and cash and coke and drive it out to California and Party Brothers

4-Short career and broke
Posted by: Miklos, slow but not yet broke at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)
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Point 2 is where it all goes wrong. If I got a little NFL contract, there's enough money there to buy momma a house, and me a house, and both of us cars, and still have a bunch left over. But only if all of the above are modest and reasonable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (I2dne)

98 96 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

99 What does the Board of Goldman Sachs look like?

Posted by: garrett

Partners

Posted by: Miklos, pointing out the obvious at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

100 all I'm going to say that if I get to the point where some woman is on my lap and maybe wiggling about a bit, she gets to watch what she wants.

but then I'm a moron

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)

101 How much did CNN settle for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

$275 million

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (plu6+)



I'm going to believe that until I hear otherwise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

102 How much did CNN settle for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

$275 million
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That's...nice. Wasn't the original suit for 50 mill?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (7Fj9P)

103 no, he did -
nationalreview.com/corner/an-apology/
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (ykYG2)



That is not an apology.

There is no contrition.

There is no acknowledgement of wrong doing.

There is no true, clear statement of fault.

There is no repentance.

There are many things those pixels on the screen are. None of them are an apology.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

104 Lap Wigglers are hard to disagree with.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (hYwyI)

105 >Choking the girl sitting on your lap. That's not how it's done. Had to be a Lefty.
Posted by: tubal


he's doing it wrong
it's supposed to be pat, squeeze, and then a lovely probe

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (iTXRQ)

106 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

This is where we are.
Posted by: blaster a

__________

It really is a shame we don't have an activist conservative legal group like the ACLU that would sue companies like this into oblivion.

No different than saying "no blacks allowed"

Posted by: Blago at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (7H9BS)

107 Something about that face, not going to lie. Glad he is on our side, and I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (OT/l5)

108 if I get to the point where some woman is on my lap and maybe wiggling about a bit, she gets to watch what she wants.



but then I'm a moron


Pfffft. Under those circumstances, I'll watch Hallmark Channel ALL NIGHT LONG!

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

109 98 96 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


*taking notes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)

110 @RyanAFournier

Don Lemon is now being accused of sexual assault by another man.

Don offered the guy a six-figure settlement to try and cover it up.

Don't worry Don, we'll offer you the same due process and grace you showed Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

111 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)




Aunt Flo is in town.

*ducks*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

112 all I'm going to say that if I get to the point where some woman is on my lap and maybe wiggling about a bit, she gets to watch what she wants.

but then I'm a moron
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)
++++++++++++++
This is generally true. There are limits. Not watching "The Notebook" ever again unless we're well into sexy fun time by the end of the first act.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (I2dne)

113 $275 million
=========
That's...nice. Wasn't the original suit for 50 mill?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
-----

Well, I heard it here, so it must be true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (plu6+)

114 Wasn't the original suit for 50 mill?


$800 million against CNN, I think.

Posted by: no good deed at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (MmFTx)

115 Another thing about the polls discussed above:

Yes, Trump won with 46.1% of the vote. But it gets better. The Libertarian candidate, Gary Johnson, got 3% or so. Johnson, a former governor (I THINK) won't be the Libertarian nominee in 2020, so they aren't going to get 3%-4% again.

Voters who supported Johnson, a lot of them, are likely to migrate to Trump, because they have no use for Obama (Biden) or communists (Sanders & the Sham Shawnee).

I doubt anyone other than Johnson could get that kind of vote total in 2020.

Posted by: mnw at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (Cssks)

116 Just as an FYI, since it's been asked before, Trump's team starts at 10:00 a.m. eastern tomorrow, and is expected to go for about 3 hours (Jay Sekulow just said that during a press scrum). After they end Saturday they'll start again at 1 p.m. Monday.

Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (SL4lK)

117 You know, if Nicholas Sandmann was a liberal he would have a blue checkmark by his name.

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2020 07:08 PM (Z7lwY)

118 alex - yeah, rereading that, it was an apology for tone, not for content.
I should have asked a... well, a lawyer.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:08 PM (ykYG2)

119 "Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


*taking notes*
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hilarity ensues!

Posted by: Miklos, with a spare Cupid's Arrow at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

120 this s why I don't say anything when hubby watches fake nooz

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

121 For crying out loud, it's the economy, people! And mental illness.

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (ATCV4)

122 This is O/T but someone posted a very clever/amusing video earlier today. Might as well throw it back up in case folks missed it. Link is to twitter. Nothing sensitive, is SFW, etc.

https://tinyurl.com/w4hc3hp

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (I2dne)

123 116
Just as an FYI, since it's been asked before, Trump's team starts at
10:00 a.m. eastern tomorrow, and is expected to go for about 3 hours
(Jay Sekulow just said that during a press scrum). After they end
Saturday they'll start again at 1 p.m. Monday.


How long does it take to say "everything that guy just said is bulls***"?

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

124 Some of these people should sign up to get shot at for awhile. They wouldn't be so hostile after that.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (3inwt)

125 "Ladies, please. Let's not be irrational."

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (hYwyI)

126 An editor for NRO attacked immediately Catholic school boys who were attending the March For Life as blasphemors.

Yeah, I'm not going to forgive that ever. Particularly since to this day he has not actually apologized.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


Was the editor's name Torquemado by any chance?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2020 07:09 PM (+lVUW)

127 88 How much did CNN settle for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

$275 million

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (plu6+)

Settlement was sealed. It's never been reported how much.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

128 Just as an FYI, since it's been asked before,
Trump's team starts at 10:00 a.m. eastern tomorrow, and is expected to
go for about 3 hours (Jay Sekulow just said that during a press scrum).
After they end Saturday they'll start again at 1 p.m. Monday.



Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (SL4lK)

Also, if they don't get finished on Monday, they'll start again on Tuesday for their last day. After they finish, there will up to 16 hours of questions and answers via written notes from senators recited by Roberts.

Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 07:10 PM (SL4lK)

129
What does the Board of Goldman Sachs look like?
Posted by: garrett


Naughty Pine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (aKsyK)

130 I'm old enough to remember when women couldn't be trusted with the remote.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (OT/l5)

131 Just as an FYI, since it's been asked before, Trump's team starts at 10:00 a.m. eastern tomorrow, and is expected to go for about 3 hours
=================
They should spend 3 hours discussing the 49ers/Chiefs head to head match-ups, and variations on Rotel dips.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (7Fj9P)

132 when did he start dating seth rogen

Posted by: happyfeet at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (dMWxj)

133 127 88 How much did CNN settle for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

$275 million

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2020 07:04 PM (plu6+)

Settlement was sealed. It's never been reported how much.
Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

Yep. I think the $275M is the amount of damages stated in the complaint. The settlement amount has not been made public, to my knowledge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

134
Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and

liberals to moderate their tone for fear of setting off their large

numbers of mentally ill followers, or is that just for conservatives?


When liberals (and muslims) go insane, they kill conservatives. Which is perfectly OK with our betters. So they will be given a slap on the wrist and told to carry on.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (gauLa)

135 111 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)



Aunt Flo is in town.

*ducks*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)



Just sit down and let the men handle it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (Z7lwY)

136 alex - yeah, rereading that, it was an apology for tone, not for content.
I should have asked a... well, a lawyer.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:08 PM (ykYG2)


It helps when reading things like that to have written them for clients and said yeah, this is what you are going to say.

I say. Hypothetically. koff

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2020 07:12 PM (GbPPJ)

137 What does the Board of Goldman Sachs look like?

Posted by: garrett

Partners

Posted by: Miklos

Nope - Goldman has a board of directors - how diverse they are is another story

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:12 PM (32YRo)

138 They should spend 3 hours discussing the 49ers/Chiefs head to head match-ups, and variations on Rotel dips.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin



And then who was hottest in her prime, Ingrid Bergman or Catherine Deneuve?

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

139 I doubt anyone other than Johnson could get that kind of vote total in 2020.
Posted by: mnw

I told you people no a good while back. '67, '68 mebbe.

Told y'all bout them Nigruhs though, Hundred years.

*lifts dogs by ears*

*calls tailor regarding trousers*

Posted by: LBJ, as channelled by Miklos the Magyar Medium at January 24, 2020 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)

140 I doubt anyone other than Johnson could get that kind of vote total in 2020.
Posted by: mnw

________________

It's where a lot of the Republican NeverTrump voters went.

It just seems like most of the people I knew that were "concerned" went there. But all of them (that I know) are now on Team Trump.

Posted by: Blago at January 24, 2020 07:13 PM (7H9BS)

141 People are crazy. I try to avoid them.

Posted by: Chris M at January 24, 2020 07:13 PM (gMBvz)

142

"Reality based community"?
A fictional reality, to be sure.

No connection to real life, for certain.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2020 07:13 PM (KATBx)

143 vmom I asked in the last thread about what you decided on Florence - if you answered there sorry I missed it

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 07:13 PM (ZfRYq)

144 Mrs928 once went to the doctor when she was ill and after explaining her symptoms the old guy reached out and patted her hand and said 'Honey, do you want me to make you well?'.

He's lucky she didn't stab him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

145 I'm old enough to remember when women couldn't be trusted with the remote.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (OT/l5)
++++++++++++++
Semi-related: https://tinyurl.com/va8spw8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (I2dne)

146 Sandmann, no MAGA hat?
Had one last time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (oRpiG)

147 Aunt Flo is in town.



*ducks*



Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)




It's Happy Week!

Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (SL4lK)

148 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males. 

This is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

Bahahaha. Gotta love that merit based society.

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (S1ebm)

149 I'm old enough to remember when women couldn't be trusted with the remote.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM


When did the 28th Amendment achieve ratification?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Mirthful at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (DMUuz)

150 Sandmann, no MAGA hat?
Had one last time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Nick, no, please? No MAGA cap?

Money's kinda tight....

Posted by: CNN at January 24, 2020 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)

151 They should spend 3 hours discussing the 49ers/Chiefs head to head match-ups, and variations on Rotel dips.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (7Fj9P)
++++++++++++++
I was gonna make a snide remark about oil-based dips, but then I realized that Shell's synthetic oil product is "Rotella."

Now I'm just mad that I couldn't make the quip. Everything is awful!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:15 PM (I2dne)

152 146 Sandmann, no MAGA hat?
Had one last time.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 07:14 PM (oRpiG



You have photos that he wore the MAGA hat the entire time he was at the March for Life?

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2020 07:15 PM (Z7lwY)

153 Dont forget , while we are listing the assholes that condemned the Covington kids, for my money the fucking worst back stab was the fucking priests at their own fucking school.
I expect all the others. But the school administration?
Unfortunately unforgivable and unforgettable.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 24, 2020 07:16 PM (a4pJj)

154 The suit against CNN was for $275 million. If they settled for 10%, and Lin Wood took the usual third, Nick has a cool $18 million in his pocket. He also impresses me as somebody who still listens to the adults in the room (parents) and is probably set up just right in the money management department.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:16 PM (C1Lsn)

155 https://www.goldmansachs.com/ our-firm/leadership/board-of-directors/

Remove space.

Diverse.

And apparently never heard of GlamourShots.


Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 07:16 PM (ZfRYq)

156 Aunt Flo is in town.



*ducks*



Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)




It's Happy Week!
Posted by: Vendette


SCHIFF EXPLAINED

Posted by: Miklos from Vox at January 24, 2020 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Now I'm just mad that I couldn't make the quip. Everything is awful!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:15 PM (I2dne)

No, man, everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

158
Just saw the new Space Force logo on TV.

It looks good.

And Sulu is already whining about it looking to Star Treky.


You be the judge.

https://tinyurl.com/vosotdp



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

159 It's Happy Week!
================
GET IN THE RED TENT!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (7Fj9P)

160 And the media is never coming back and wielding the power it once had.

Once you stop turning on tv news and stop reading newspapers, you realize that you don't need them.
I wouldn't go back to MSM if they came crawling to me begging for my attention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (+lVUW)

161 Not a cult

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (dadl9)

162 I wonder how much post-Trump landslide violence (domestic and otherwise) will get past the media barrier. It's inevitable that some will, because fires are generally public, but will ERs be swamped with victims of male feminism?

Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur lion tamer at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (XKZwp)

163


Ladies, fire those tits up! No calm tits! Get those babies whippin 'round in 4 dimensions, show what you're made of! Twirlin, slappin, joggin, the ole in/out, hell, do the hokey pokey with them puppies! Be out and be proud! Big, little, high, low, perky, reserved...bring 'em!

I LIKE TITS!

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michaels at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (/bKlZ)

164 >>> Are we going to get any media chatter on the need for Democrats and liberals to moderate . . .

Hahahahaha! You card!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (xptlg)

165 You know the Royal Rumble is this Sunday. Its likely going to be less scripted and fixed than the Super Bowl next weekend.

Posted by: buzzion at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (Z7lwY)

166 You be the judge.

https://tinyurl.com/vosotdp
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
++++++++++
It's pretty Star Treky. But here's the thing: Star Trek insignia were *cool.*

So I'm cool with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:18 PM (I2dne)

167 "What's the matter Eunice, are you riding the cotton pony?"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 24, 2020 07:18 PM (3DZIZ)

168
Florida employee stories now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2020 07:18 PM (7rVsF)

169 Just saw the new Space Force logo on TV.
================
There should be a Space Force motto contest. Mine:
"Space Force! Putting the 'orbit' in nuke 'em from orbit!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:19 PM (7Fj9P)

170 Diverse.



And apparently never heard of GlamourShots.







Posted by: blaster


It's a good thing they're all rich.

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

171 Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


*taking notes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM

Uh oh. Sounds like someone isn't getting a pouncing tonight.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

172 I love the fact it's Star Trekky.


It's the freaking SPACE FORCE for crying out loud!
and the more the faggz whine and freak out and/or make fun of it, the more I love it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:19 PM (d7Ww2)

173
"Reality based community"?
A fictional reality, to be sure.

No connection to real life, for certain.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2020 07:13 PM (KATBx)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE INSANE PSYCHEDELIC FICTIONAL NIGHTMARE DREAMSCAPE OF THEIR PRETEND NARRATIVE IS BLEEDING OVER INTO OUR UNIVERSE IN THE FORM OF MULTI MILLION DOLLARS INVESTIGATIONS AND ACTUAL IMPEACHMENT OF A SITTING PRESIDENT IN A SORT OF CANCEROUS METASTIZATION OF THE ZEITGEIST.

Posted by: BEN ROTHCULTHULUBEHELMTHUGGITH DARK WALKER at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)

174

Takei's a fag.

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michaels at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (/bKlZ)

175 what exactly will the US Space Force do

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

176
Impeachment Sunday leads to a 43% increase in domestic violence among progressive households.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (7rVsF)

177 I think our Roethlesberger is broken.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 07:21 PM (QLPEO)

178 Vote Democrat 2020: We're Fucking Crazy


Vote Democrat 2020: We Want To Kill You


Vote Democrat 2020: Old School Slavers/New School Pedophiles


Vote Democrat 2020: Your Money Or Your Life


I can do this all day.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 07:21 PM (fp3O8)

179 175 what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

Be our force. In space.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

180 Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

=====

*taking notes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:07 PM


I would have thought that phrase was a nursing standard, right up there with "This will sting a little."

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Mirthful at January 24, 2020 07:21 PM (DMUuz)

181 175 what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB


They will boldly go where no man has gone before!

duh

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (d7Ww2)

182 I also think that the DEMs' gun confiscation program will work for Trump among Libertarian voters in 2020.

As for NeverTrump Republicans voting Libertarian? Sorry, but NeverTrump Republicans just are NOT 3%-4% of the electorate.

I'd bet anyone the Libertarian vote in 2020 drops from the 2016 level. If I'm right, that has real world electoral significance, & not just for Trump. For one thing, Libertarians got Sen.Tester (D) reelected in MT in 2018, I submit.

Posted by: mnw at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (Cssks)

183 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE INSANE PSYCHEDELIC FICTIONAL NIGHTMARE DREAMSCAPE OF THEIR PRETEND NARRATIVE IS BLEEDING OVER INTO OUR UNIVERSE IN THE FORM OF MULTI MILLION DOLLARS INVESTIGATIONS AND ACTUAL IMPEACHMENT OF A SITTING PRESIDENT IN A SORT OF CANCEROUS METASTIZATION OF THE ZEITGEIST.

Posted by: BEN ROTHCULTHULUBEHELMTHUGGITH DARK WALKER at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)




Whoa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (jbtTP)

184 Vote Democrat 2020: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING PLEBS

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (Hcu1C)

185
"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)


Geez, what is your problem anyway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (7rVsF)

186 what exactly will the US Space Force do
==============
Exactly what Reagan's "Star Wars" program did: Scare the shit out of the Sovs/Chicoms and make them dump a shitload of money into unnecessary technology.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (7Fj9P)

187
Nah. Straight white males are the enemy. Nothing is illegal.


Oppressor vs. oppressed.

Right and Wrong are all Grievance Bingo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

188 Our new Roethlisberger is MUMR

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (fmexF)

189 Impeachment Sunday leads to a 43% increase in domestic violence among progressive households.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Will Joe Buck and Troy Aikman be doing the commentary for Impeachment Sunday?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 07:23 PM (SfYbS)

190 what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)
+++++++++++++
SPACE FORCE road map:

Today: Space-based signals intelligence.
Tomorrow: Space-based weapons for delivery of "Rods from God" upon our enemies if they get uppity
Next week: Extra-planetary exploration for forward bases
Next year: Development of Star Destroyers from orbiting drydocks at local and forward bases
Next decade: Imperial Earth, smashing up the native aliens

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:23 PM (I2dne)

191 but we can't even get off the ground without the Russkies to give us a lift

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM (iTXRQ)

192 Posted by: BEN ROTHCULTHULUBEHELMTHUGGITH DARK WALKER at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)
=====================
Do NOT mix mushrooms and acid.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM (7Fj9P)

193 "Calm down, you're getting hysterical."



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)



Geez, what is your problem anyway?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2020 07:22 PM (7rVsF)

Can you just tell me what is wrong with you?

Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM (SL4lK)

194 Next decade: Imperial Earth, smashing up the native aliens

Would those aliens be wogs? (wogs = Way Outside Geostationary)

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

195 Do NOT mix mushrooms and acid.

So ummm...is that bad?

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM (QLPEO)

196 but we can't even get off the ground without the Russkies to give us a lift
================
Working on it...

Posted by: Elon Musk, hitting a fattie at January 24, 2020 07:25 PM (7Fj9P)

197 175 What will the space force do? Why, it will be a force for goodness and kindness for all of mankind right up to the time we nuke some asshole from orbit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:25 PM (C1Lsn)

198 SPACE FORCE motto:

"The planet may be heliocentric, but the universe shall be geocentric"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:25 PM (I2dne)

199 Do NOT mix mushrooms and acid.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:24 PM

*looks at portobellos and balsamic reduction*

Well, shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (rBtIz)

200 well it all sounds cool
just don't be Red Shirt Guy

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)

201 *looks at portobellos and balsamic reduction*

Well, shit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (rBtIz)
+++++++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (I2dne)

202 The Space Force will keep those snotty Brits in their place.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (QLPEO)

203 175 what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)
-------
Space stuff.

If Trump likes it, Weasel likes it!

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

204 what exactly will the US Space Force do

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)





Bring us interesting green women.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (9Om/r)

205 what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)


Spy


on you

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (1g7ch)

206 BEN ROTHCULTHULUBEHELMTHUGGITH DARK WALKER Johnson is right!

Posted by: freaked at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

207 Bring us interesting green women.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

T*** status?
[ ] Calm
[ ] Troubled

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

208 what exactly will the US Space Force do

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

Bring us interesting green women.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (9Om/r)


America! Fvck yeah!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (aS1PU)

209 but we can't even get off the ground without the Russkies to give us a lift

Thanks SCOAMF. At least he left the rest of the space program alone.

Still, he mothballed the Shuttle fleet with only about one quarter of their usable flight missions left. What a fucking imbecile he was and is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (HaL55)

210
U S S P A C E F O R C E

-Grab 'Em By The Space Pussy-

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

211 A direct TV satellite is ready to come flaming back to earth anytime

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (fmexF)

212 If Trump likes it, Weasel likes it!
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM

Diet Coke?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)

213 Bring us interesting green women.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Let me take this human mask off...
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (SfYbS)

214 VOTE DEMOCRAT 2020: You Need to Be Ruled

VOTE DEMOCRAT 2020: We Are Your Betters

VOTE DEMOCRAT 2020: Gulags for Conservatives

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (gauLa)

215 "Anti-Government" is the useful modifier of the day if "former Marine" is not applicable. Will update.

Posted by: USA Today Guidance 012420 at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (P5U01)

216 153 Dont forget , while we are listing the assholes that condemned the Covington kids, for my money the fucking worst back stab was the fucking priests at their own fucking school.
I expect all the others. But the school administration?
Unfortunately unforgivable and unforgettable.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn


Well, now that he's rich enough to make gigantic donations, bet they're regretting that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (+lVUW)

217 How 'bout the GOP impeachment managers just bring in a plastic swimming pool & have a Puppy Bowl?

It would be adorable.

Posted by: mnw at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (Cssks)

218
Diet Coke?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)
------
I'm willing to experiment.

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

219 it will be a force for goodness and kindness for all of mankind right up to the time we nuke some asshole from orbit.


In fairness, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (jbtTP)

220 What the actual hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)

221 Bring us interesting green women.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 07:26 PM (9Om/r)
++++++++++++
"And no, I've never had green alien sex - but I'm sure it would be quite an evening."
-- William Shatner

https://youtu.be/AOnQROgk1IM?t=32

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:29 PM (I2dne)

222 Diet Coke?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)
------
I'm willing to experiment.
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 07:28 PM

Kinky...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2020 07:30 PM (rBtIz)

223

"We come in peace for all mankind. We catch any of you guys in our stuff, we'll kill you."

Posted by: US Space Force at January 24, 2020 07:30 PM (/bKlZ)

224 Next decade: Imperial Earth, smashing up the native aliens Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:23 PM (I2dne)
We'd need a God-Emperor.... Oh wait, we already have one!
https://tinyurl.com/whtvppf

Posted by: pookysgirl, not armed but still dangerous at January 24, 2020 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

225 Suddenly all those "it's this war and that sonofabitch Johnson!" Jokes don't seem so funny.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 24, 2020 07:30 PM (xmKbk)

226 Shatner's 72 houris will be in technicolor.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (ykYG2)

227 Tomorrow: Space-based weapons for delivery of "Rods from God" upon our enemies if they get uppity

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

228 Yeah didn't a bishop or something back in KY exhibit the kind of intelligence and moral fiber and responsibility we've come to expect from his ilk, when the media mob slandered the kids?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)

229 Man Chokes His Girlfriend When She Complains That She's Tired of Watching the Impeachment Trial;
Another Man Murders His Pro-Trump Boss


_________



I'm sensing a "psychotic" theme in these posts lately.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (WqPYg)

230 How 'bout the GOP impeachment managers just bring in a plastic swimming pool have a Puppy Bowl?



It would be adorable.


They should bring in laser pointers to use on the Prog shampeachment managers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)

231 The loon prosecutor's latest deep dive into true conservatism

https://tinyurl.com/shjrvpr

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 24, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

232


@ 215 No such thing as "former" Marine.

This is known.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 24, 2020 07:33 PM (KATBx)

233 Going back a thread or two, there was comment on Trump being the first president to speak at the Right To Life, with someone pointing out that even the sainted Ronald Reagan never did that. The question asked was why now?

I think I have the answer. Just about all presidents scour the daily poll numbers. Republican presidents have been told by their Grima Wormtongues that speaking at such an event might alienate voters, with a corresponding drop in said polls. Well, Trump has alienated about half the country already. So Trump took his question he asked the black community last election and applied it to himself: 'Why not go and speak (vote for me)? What have I (you) got to lose?'

Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2020 07:33 PM (Y8PSl)

234 The loon prosecutor's latest deep dive into true conservatism

https://tinyurl.com/shjrvpr
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 24, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)
+++++++++++++
First line. I am tapping out after the first line.

I thihnk it is an absolutely fantastic and moving summation. It crushes me to think of people I used to respect, like Senator Mike Lee and Senator Ben Sasse, sitting there listening to Schiff, knowing that every word he says is true, and knowing that they're going to vote as if it's all false.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 07:33 PM (I2dne)

235 231 The loon prosecutor's latest deep dive into true conservatism

https://tinyurl.com/shjrvpr
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 24, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

Dumb fuck doesn't understand burden of proof...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

236 what exactly will the US Space Force do

Posted by: DB- just DB


Dust off and nuke our enemies from orbit, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (fp3O8)

237 Bring us interesting green women.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

=====

T*** status?
[ ] Calm
[ ] Troubled
[ ] With three, you get egg roll

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Mirthful at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

238 Good grief, it looks like a 'couple for hours' according to Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (ufFY8)

239 Tomorrow: Space-based weapons for delivery of "Rods from God" upon our enemies if they get uppity

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!
Posted by: Insomniac



It moved.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (0mP7b)

240 There should be a Space Force motto contest. Mine:
"Space Force! Putting the 'orbit' in nuke 'em from orbit!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

A good graphics person could work "rickl" into it.

Posted by: Miklos at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)

241 Insomniac @ 227- Each time it rains it pours crowbars from heaven.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 07:34 PM (UUkQp)

242 I wouldn't go back to MSM if they came crawling to me begging for my attention.

Well. Maybe if it was one of the #10 women with tits out, ass oiled, on knees and elbows....

But I would NOT watch their show.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2020 07:35 PM (VcFUs)

243 Patterico : This is how a system dies.

He whom the gods would destroy, they have him paraphrasing Queen Amidala.

I can't even with the gobstopping heart-ache.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

244 couple OF hours....

sheesh

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2020 07:35 PM (ufFY8)

245 And apparently never heard of GlamourShots.

Posted by: blaster

Yeah, like Jake at State Farm, they are hideous

But it is a diverse corporate board - probably based less on diversity and more on what $$ they could bring in - but hey, capitalism be for them - wokism be for you, little people

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:35 PM (32YRo)

246 "It crushes me" - it's all about feelz to Mr Frey now.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:36 PM (ykYG2)

247 10
I'm thinking in a few years that Representative Sandmann has a nice ring to it....


Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 06:52 PM (WdocV)

________


Barron/Sandmann 2064!

Sounds like a Sci-Fi movie ...

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:36 PM (WqPYg)

248 Bring us interesting green women.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
T*** status?
[ ] Calm
[ ] Troubled
Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

[X] Three of them

Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 07:36 PM (6oPFc)

249 If you think that the government is bad and out to get you, why are you attacking the guy who voted for one of the few presidents that to some extent agrees? I mean, even though he's the president, the government is kinda out to get HIM. So you'd think he'd be a better choice than whatever loser this guy would pick. Especially if that guy was a democrat. Who'd be more in the get government to get him camp if anything?

Posted by: DaveM at January 24, 2020 07:37 PM (WWC3Y)

250 Vote Democrat 2020: Fuck You


Vote Democrat 2020: Midnight SWAT Raids

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 07:37 PM (fp3O8)

251 Jonathan Turley says the democrats "may have" demonstrated "more passion than persuasion."

May have? Can anybody who is not a conservative speak plainly and tell the fuc*ing truth?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 24, 2020 07:37 PM (H8QX8)

252 I can't even with the gobstopping heart-ache.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Where's Oscar Wilde when you need him for the heart of stone/laughing quote, right

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:37 PM (32YRo)

253 Dumb fuck doesn't understand burden of proof...

Or the presumption of innocence, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)

254 Dang. Pep beat me to it by 10 minutes.

Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (6oPFc)

255
Deputy District Attorney Splatterico is truly a piece of shit. This was established some time ago.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (zbOtg)

256 I think US Armed Forces' astronaut medals predate the premier of Star Trek TOS and their logo, so who ripped off who

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (iTXRQ)

257 29
23 was chief maytag there? or did he have a dentist appointment?



Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (KP5rU)



Didn't someone here say he passed away last year? Is that true?

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

_______


Cryogenically frozen in a Maytag refrigerator.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (WqPYg)

258 Where's Oscar Wilde when you need him for the heart of stone/laughing quote, right

Oscar Wilde would call Patterico a butthurt sissy. Actually he might use a nineteenth-century term which I shan't repeat here

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

259 29
23 was chief maytag there? or did he have a dentist appointment?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

Didn't someone here say he passed away last year? Is that true?

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (a0IVu)
_______

Cryogenically frozen in a Maytag refrigerator.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (WqPYg)


Just his head.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 24, 2020 07:39 PM (aS1PU)

260 The old Navy/Marine Corps enlisted navigator's wings were the coolest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (C1Lsn)

261 Happy Friday night all you knuckle dragging mouth breathers!

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (MTxDQ)

262 >>Jonathan Turley says the democrats "may have" demonstrated "more passion than persuasion."

Georgetown Law School way of saying that the louder you argue doesn't make you more right

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (32YRo)

263 128 Iran's been pretty quiet since WWIII.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

===

Has TuCa come out of his bomb shelter yet?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (EZebt)

264 Dumb fuck doesn't understand burden of proof...
-----

Or the presumption of innocence, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)


Well, that's a cornerstone of Western Jurisprudence and we all know how evil Western Civilization is. We need to be more like those snuggle bunny African/Asian tribal civilizations.

Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (Y8PSl)

265 OUT-sitting in traffic, on the way home, and next to me was a vehicle marked, "Tesla Energy" and it looked to be part of Tesla...driving a Ford minivan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 24, 2020 07:40 PM (WEBkv)

266 30
The thing about Nick Sandmann is that he can probably have as many cute, sweet girls as he wants.



All of whom want to get married and have babies.

Posted by: Miklos, the money is probably secondary at January 24, 2020 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

_________


He's being stalked by Hunter Biden's baby mama.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:41 PM (WqPYg)

267
what exactly will the US Space Force do
Posted by: DB- just DB


Expand the government and suck money out of your paycheck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 07:41 PM (aKsyK)

268 People on twitter are posting side-by-sides of the Space Force logo and the Star Trek Federation logo.

One person posted "The Wrath of Don"

But he's an ass, so I won't link him but I did think it was funny.

And of course George 'Sulu' Takei is leading the charge.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

269
I think US Armed Forces' astronaut medals predate the premier of Star Trek TOS and their logo, so who ripped off who


There sure were a bunch of Trump-hating assholes on that Twatter feed. I don't recall hearing anybody bitch about the test-bed Shuttle being named the Enterprise.

Crazy Progs are crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 07:42 PM (HaL55)

270 I hope Sandman's parents have put that money in a Trust.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 07:42 PM (MTxDQ)

271 Oscar Wilde would call Patterico a butthurt sissy. Actually he might use a nineteenth-century term which I shan't repeat here

Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Oscar Wilde was indeed one tough homosexual - what's the story about him throwing the whole college rugby team down the stairs when they tried to roust him?

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:43 PM (32YRo)

272 Of course if Barack "Dick" 0bama had come up with the space force, Takei would be splooging all over it

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)

273 Lovely update from a doctor in Wuhan speaking Kung Flu. Basically at least 90k infected. Running out of supplies. It's mutated twice. Don't go out in public. 1 person can infect 14.

https://mobile.twitter.com/howroute/status/ 1220802981408448512

Somebody claiming to be from the CDC who posted back in October claims it's a chimera strain, and they have no idea how to stop and contain it. Compared it to a dog growing wings and flying away when trying to understand it.

Shit is interesting.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:44 PM (iLaBB)

274 I hope Sandman's parents have put that money in a Trust.
Posted by: Infidel

Me too

Posted by: Shirley Temple, but that's Hollywood at January 24, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

275 263 128 Iran being quiet. Maybe they're realizing the grand plan isn't going their way. First Salami gets Hellfired, and one of the top dogs goes for a drive and a guy on a Vespa does a Glock 18 magazine dump into his head.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)

276

I have splooged all over Obama many times.

To be honest, he's a lousy lay. Hotdog, hallway, likes to pretend he's dead...

Posted by: George Sulu at January 24, 2020 07:45 PM (/bKlZ)

277 36
I don't get it - if there world is going to end in 12 years, oops, 11
years now, who cares even if Trump was an incompetent clown as the left
claims? Why on earth would it matter?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (WdocV)

_________


The Lefty climate hysteria elite (Obamas for one example) are still actively buying multi-million dollar homes on the coasts (which were supposed to have been flooded already).

They still send all their daughters to college despite shrieking it's nothing but a "rape culture."
What does that tell you about their actual beliefs? Their actions speak so loudly that I cannot hear what they are saying.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)

278 VOTE DEMOCRAT 2020: DEATH TO AMERICA!

Posted by: josephistan at January 24, 2020 07:46 PM (Izzlo)

279 I'm sensing a "psychotic" theme in these posts lately.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:31 PM (WqPYg)

===
It's time for another Megyn Kelly post! She's hotter than Bill Kristol, at least.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2020 07:46 PM (EZebt)

280 Lovely update from a doctor in Wuhan speaking Kung Flu. Basically at least 90k infected. Running out of supplies. It's mutated twice. Don't go out in public. 1 person can infect 14.

https://mobile.twitter.com/howroute/status/ 1220802981408448512

Somebody claiming to be from the CDC who posted back in October claims it's a chimera strain, and they have no idea how to stop and contain it. Compared it to a dog growing wings and flying away when trying to understand it.

Shit is interesting.
Posted by: squirrelly dan



Send in those 300 million guys that there are no women for. Have them work as EMTs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 07:47 PM (0mP7b)

281 LADIES, CALM YOUR TITS!

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 07:03 PM (hYwyI)

Now THAT is a voice of reason.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


*taking notes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020

Zip it, Becky.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2020 07:47 PM (myjNJ)

282 https://www.wsj.com/articles/goldman-gets-half-woke-11579910316

Goldman Sachs has been trolling for business the last few years outside of the US + Europe for growth. The rest of the world isn't nearly as woke. Good luck!!!

They'll try to persuade potential companies in the rest of the world they should get on board.

"Goldman says that it will consider extending the policy to other regions over time after consulting with clients, and as diversity awareness increases."

Will you?
No.
OK.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 07:48 PM (VYwSh)

283
Somebody claiming to be from the CDC who posted back in October claims it's a chimera strain, and they have no idea how to stop and contain it. Compared it to a dog growing wings and flying away when trying to understand it.



And it showed up in the neighborhood of a Chicom bug lab...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

284 Choke your girlfriend? Choke yer chicken instead!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 24, 2020 07:49 PM (JXKKq)

285 I just watched an episode of "Cheers" from 1992, and Cliff is laughed at for claiming that the East Coast was sinking because of global warming. Fast forward to 2020 & that's mainstream thinking in the democrat party.

Posted by: josephistan at January 24, 2020 07:49 PM (Izzlo)

286 I hope Sandman's parents have put that money in a Trust.
====================
That settlement was the first of 49 or so. The fact that CNN settled is...good for Sir Nicholas. I think he's gonna be all right.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 07:49 PM (7Fj9P)

287 Nadler said today that "Trump is a dictator."

Then he's the worst dictator ever. Only he's on trial and all the govt employees break the law and get off scot free.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 24, 2020 07:49 PM (I849g)

288 "Goldman says that it will consider extending the policy to other regions over time after consulting with clients, and as diversity awareness increases."

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 07:48 PM (VYwSh)


The inevitable arc of history.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 24, 2020 07:50 PM (aS1PU)

289 What does the Board of Goldman Sachs look like?
Posted by: garrett

Naughty Pine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 07:11 PM (aKsyK)

You called?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 07:50 PM (/+bwe)

290 Send in those 300 million guys that there are no women for. Have them work as EMTs.
Posted by: rickb223

But then who will deal with the African Swine Flu and Armyworm infestations?

The Loyal Hong Kong people will save Mao's grandchildren.

Posted by: Miklos, not sure this is the Century of Chinese Dominanace at January 24, 2020 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)

291 What do you tell a woman who's tired of the impeachment trial?

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 07:50 PM (uEbPt)

292 283
Somebody claiming to be from the CDC who posted back in October claims it's a chimera strain, and they have no idea how to stop and contain it. Compared it to a dog growing wings and flying away when trying to understand it.


And it showed up in the neighborhood of a Chicom bug lab...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

8.6 miles down the road to be exact of the only level 4 bio lab in the country. This may be Captain Trips.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:50 PM (iLaBB)

293 Shit is interesting.

Posted by: squirrelly dan

Typical flu strain - its the pneumonia that kills you - not the virus but essentially bacteria in the lungs from complications - the old and the young suffer most. If you catch it early, treat with antibiotics regardless of whether you show pneumatic symptoms - this should go away as far as fatality isse. But China is a weird place, so maybe they'll suffer more than anywhere else - who knows.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (32YRo)

294 I tinkled myself after reading the headline on this story.

I'm still laughing. I would love to see that quote dropped in front of CNN hacks and see the reaction because, well, because I'm an asshole.

Posted by: Drider at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (R/UH9)

295 ...and one of the top dogs goes for a drive and a guy on a Vespa does a Glock 18 magazine dump into his head.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)


Any footage released?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (1g7ch)

296 Let's not activate The Division yet guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (2B9A/)

297 isn't an investing house's #1 priority making money for its customers?

I don't want diversity awareness, I want a nice rate of return

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (iTXRQ)

298 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.



This is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)


A lot of these investment companies are going all SJW with their investments. BlackRock announced a couple of weeks ago that they would only make "socially conscious" investments from now on. And Morningstar now has ESG (environmental, social and governance) and carbon impact scores for investments. It's all such bullshit and pandering. A sales guy I know who is very down to earth said the companies think by offering these kind of investments they will get millennials and other enlightened douchebags (not his words) to invest with them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (Ty/7D)

299 Anybody hear any talk yet of the Kung Flu being a man made bio-weapon?

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (l3+k2)

300 T*** status?
[ ] Calm
[ ] Troubled
Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

[X] Three of them
Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 07:36 PM (6oPFc)


St. Greta of Cabbage Patch sobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

301 ...and one of the top dogs goes for a drive and a guy on a Vespa does a Glock 18 magazine dump into his head.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)

Outside of that, how did you enjoy Baltimore?

Posted by: josephistan at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (Izzlo)

302 Millenials have money? I thought they were all trapped in the parent's basements buying the newest Iphone every ye... wait a second!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (2B9A/)

303 Can anybody who is not a conservative speak plainly and tell the fuc*ing truth?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice



No.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (fp3O8)

304
"Calm down, you're getting hysterical."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


*taking notes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2020

Zip it, Becky.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

There is something to be said for Make Up Sex.

Or so I have been told.

Actually, I think that's why the girls start the whole bidnis anyway.

Posted by: Miklos Kinsey at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)

305 57
I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.



This is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

++++++++++++++

This is probably a cheap and easy virtue signal. I'll bet most
boards of firms big enough to go public a broad on 'em - even if it's
the founder's wife jut to make sure the votes go a certain way.



But yeah, this is where we are. That point remains.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2020 06:58 PM (I2dne)

_______


Yeah, all those federal contract set-asides for women-and-minority-owned business? I've encountered a number of federal contracting businesses where the woman is simply a figurehead (usually the owner's wife) -- and similar with minorities.
I'm currently working for a VA federal contractor and the owner is a disabled veteran figurehead (the #2 man runs the business and does all the work) which allowed them to win many contracts from other not-so-advantaged businesses.
People will always find loopholes in these situations ...

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

306 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

This is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)


Investment houses fight tooth and nail to bring out IPOs that they think will make money. So GS is shooting itself in the foot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

307 I hate to think how many mutations that virus will go through if it gets to North Korea.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (151Du)

308

There have been "woke funds" for years. Don't know if any of them did well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

309 I don't want diversity awareness, I want a nice rate of return
Posted by: DB
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Oh, man. There goes 50 Social Credit points, and probably earns a spot on the Red Flag list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (plu6+)

310 I hate to think how many mutations that virus will go through if it gets to North Korea SF.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (151Du)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

311 People on twitter are posting side-by-sides of the Space Force logo and the Star Trek Federation logo.

One person posted "The Wrath of Don"

But he's an ass, so I won't link him but I did think it was funny.

And of course George 'Sulu' Takei is leading the charge.
Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

Well, if you accept the history of the Federation force in TOS canon, wouldn't the U.S. Space Force be one of the historical progenitors of Starfleet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (LxWV7)

312 Kung Flu went from nothing to possibly infecting 100k in Wuhan causing 15 cities including that one to be quarantined in a week. 43 million in the area. All the trains just happen to go through Wuhan. Oh and it is transmitted through the eyes which is why the Chinese doctors are having to make plastic face guards from the covers of files in the hospital.

Anybody who says this is no big deal is a millionaire doomsday prepper.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (iLaBB)

313 Here is the Air Force's Space Command Logo which has been around for decades:

https://images.app.goo.gl/7N1paBZTpaZABznRA

The Space Force logo is a reworking of this.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (fp3O8)

314 Deplorable Jay, I guess we both misspelled mutants.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (151Du)

315 @299

Authorities believe that the virus came from one of two possible snake species before it jumped to humans.

Posted by: junior at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (YGGeq)

316 Somebody claiming to be from the CDC who posted back in October claims it's a chimera strain, and they have no idea how to stop and contain it. Compared it to a dog growing wings and flying away when trying to understand it.

well at least I moved to the right town.
i mean, until they kick me out for being evil.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (ykYG2)

317 299
Anybody hear any talk yet of the Kung Flu being a man made bio-weapon?


Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (l3+k2)

_______


CNN: Trump created the Coronavirus -- on verge of wiping out entire planet! Developing ..

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

318 I don't want diversity awareness, I want a nice rate of return
Posted by: DB

*considers-better lyrics for a punk or a blues song?*

Posted by: Miklos at the crossroads at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)

319
299 Anybody hear any talk yet of the Kung Flu being a man made bio-weapon?
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (l3+k2)

Yes.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (iLaBB)

320 Yeah, all those federal contract set-asides for women-and-minority-owned business? I've encountered a number of federal contracting businesses where the woman is simply a figurehead (usually the owner's wife) -- and similar with minorities.
I'm currently working for a VA federal contractor and the owner is a disabled veteran figurehead (the #2 man runs the business and does all the work) which allowed them to win many contracts from other not-so-advantaged businesses.
People will always find loopholes in these situations ...
Posted by: ShainS
------------

This has been the case for a couple of decades. I was aware of several construction companies in Atlanta who had minority 'Principals', thus gaining preference for city projects. The fact is, they were not involved with the company or its functions, beyond collecting a check.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (plu6+)

321 nood freak show.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (MTxDQ)

322 On that Goldman Sachs stuff about IPO's and diversity. How about Rent a Tranny. It wouldn't just be trannies, but anything or anybody to make the point spread for diversity. The people who know how to make money stay in the boardroom, the temps hang out when the diversity inspection team arrives.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (C1Lsn)

323 Snake Flu?

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (l3+k2)

324 Did this virus originate with a snake? Because that's what happened in the Garden of Eden.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (UUkQp)

325 something something, end times, something serpent. Oh well.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (151Du)

326 >The Space Force logo is a reworking of this.
Posted by: Sharkman

nice catch

suck it Sulu!
(oh you already were? okay. carry on. freak.)

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (iTXRQ)

327 This Coronavirus - all kidding aside given its unfortunate name - is not a hemorrhagic fever virus stain like Marburg or Ebola which are types of viruses that are hard to treat - they're death % are high because they result from the virus' destruction of organ tissue - not from bacterial infection, which the Spanish Flu and this virus cause. Anti-biotics should result in it's containment as far as fatalities.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (32YRo)

328 nood freak show.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (MTxDQ)


They got big and chunky.

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (1g7ch)

329 The Twit-tards really think Trump designed that logo himself, don't they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

330 I saw a chyron today on Bloomberg that Goldman Sachs will no longer back an IPO if the board is all straight white males.

So basically every board will have someone who drew the shortest straw and has to act gay around the Goldman representatives.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (6XLoz)

331 Update: Chinese State Media confirmed Kung Flu has spread to 29 of the 31 provinces in China. Nice quarantine job btw.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 08:42 PM (iLaBB)

332 Nadler said today that "Trump is a dictator."



Then he's the worst dictator ever. Only he's on trial and all the govt employees break the law and get off scot free.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 24, 2020 07:49 PM (I849g)

Trump is the most inept dictator ever. Look at all the people who are running around free.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (rCwaK)

333 loons.

Posted by: trapper's girl at January 24, 2020 08:53 PM (ax8U+)

334 Is this how you register to comment at ACE?

Posted by: Guarneri at January 24, 2020 08:59 PM (Df3dI)

335 Looks like it.

Look forward to conversing with "the hoard."

Posted by: Guarneri at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (Df3dI)

336 Not so sure the guy who killed his boss is a Democrat, though. It said he's "anti-government," which can mean a lot of things. I know of plenty of "anti-government" guys who hate Trump with the fury of a thousand suns, but you'd never mistake them for Democrats. I'm not talking about never-Trump dweebs -- I'm talking about crazy fringe survivalist types. This guy could be one of those.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (R1mDg)

337 "sitting there listening to Schiff, knowing that every word he says is true,"

To me this kind of overstatement is:

1. A tell that their subconscious knows they are bullshiting but is justifying it.

2. They are are just mental pygmys speaking emotionally in w hich case they are saying it all felt 100% true.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (keoqc)

338 102
How much did CNN settle for?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.



$275 million

=========

That's...nice. Wasn't the original suit for 50 mill?
Let's not forget St. Linn Wood
The smartest fucker out there who took this probono.


Posted by: fox at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (3s9iz)

339 Hi Nurse how are you today?

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at January 24, 2020 11:08 PM (Cd618)

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