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"I'm writing this on Sunday night, and social media is all abuzz about material from a book John Bolton is supposedly writing about how it confirms the Ukrainian quid pro quo. "I'm not going to bother reading any further. I know it's fake news. "I mean seriously, c'mon, if the quid pro quo hoax was true, they wouldn't have had to wait to find in un an unpublished book, even one written by John Bolton. "All based on anonymous sources. "Right. "Remember the big bombshell about a depressed Trump stumbling around the White House in his bathrobe, chugging Diet Coke & watching the Gorilla Channel? "Remember how the Mueller Report was going to be the end of Trump? The wheels are closing in and all that? "And it was all fake. "Couple possibilities here: this could be a "canary trap" where Trump would have caused this information to be known by one suspect (and no one else), and if gets leaked to the press, they know who the leaker is. "Another possibility is that journalists are a roomful of cats, and Trump is a prankster with a laser pointer and they're jumping all over each other trying to get that infernal red dot, which keeps disappearing mysteriously and reappearing on the opposite wall. "But we'll get it this time, the journalists yowl. Oh look, it's over there. Come on, boys, after it! "And the laughter is Trump as he tucks into his second scoop of ice cream."
“””I caught the swamp I caught them all “”. Enough said pic.twitter.com/XFj8Mxn5s6
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No One Does RBF Quite Like QEII:
Bernie: "Cost? What's That?"
To have a Presidential candidate propose policy initiatives and not be able to tell us how much it will cost American taxpayers should concern everyone. This video says it all.
— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) January 26, 2020
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Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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(It was hard to find good photos of the male celeb wearing a shirt)
Both together. (Warning for toxic heterosexuality)
Friday's Celebs: Hollywood hottie Susan Hayward and tough guy
Victor Mature, who were in the spear-and-sandal epic Demetrius and the Gladiators (1954).
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:14 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:14 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (UfRqq)
Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (88+cf)
>>>Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
I am too slow again, I see.
Posted by: makatta at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Y7Qzg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:16 AM (5t7Yo)
>>>Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
I am too slow again, I see.
Posted by: makatta at January 27, 2020
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OM's hint that "It was hard to find a pic of the male celeb wearing a shirt" made it click for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (UfRqq)
I remember something that made me laugh back when William got married, something along the lines of: how much of a damper does it put on a bachelor party when all the money you're stuffing into strippers' g-strings has your grandma's picture on it?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:16 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (z/Jwn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
Winner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (tdp7L)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:18 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:14 AM (Ki5SV)
Right. They made a number of Tarzan movies, but that was the one I was thinking of.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:18 AM (tdp7L)
https://tinyurl.com/qtnrnht
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Someguy at January 27, 2020 11:18 AM (0K0ay)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:18 AM (5t7Yo)
Good luck with Bernie, geniuses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (mpXpK)
You can claim anything you want about a public figure in a book and its nearly impossible to get nailed for libel. Just because you may have worked with them briefly doesn't make it true or reliable.
Related everyone is laughing at the "But Trump said to fire her!" audio freakout, like he's not allowed to fire someone.
But wait... someone was recording the President of the United States of America and sent it to the press. Who else did this spy send stuff to? And what was THAT content???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
Soleimani- after death fingernails and hair continue to grow but poll numbers gradually taper off.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (m45I2)
DAMN, they were good looking folks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (NVYyb)
AAaaahhhhhhh !
*runs off looking for roast beef sandwiches where none exist *
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (prSvo)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020
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Somebody last week reported it as "An actor? I'm no actor, and I've got 64 films to prove it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:20 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 11:20 AM (lPDqu)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at January 27, 2020 11:20 AM (jW9oF)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 11:20 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
I believe her last film appearance was in Hannah and Her Sisters
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:20 AM (CqE5x)
I'd like to be the guy who backed her up against that tree. She's got that "I have to pretend to be offended and shocked for my reputation but my knees are weak" look
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (CqE5x)
So did Cheeta the chimp, according to O'Sullivan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (Ki5SV)
HUGE pile of prime beef. Less than $20 too, which for Seattle isn't bad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
and the father
Cheetah ??
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: ho lee fuk at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
I did not know that. But it's true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (tdp7L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
Plague's position has evolved. When he was a bacteria he was polling in single digits, but he has now gone viral.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (m45I2)
It's never made sense to me why people keep freaking out and trusting an anonymous leak to a reporter who has done nothing but lie as part of the #Resistance for 3 years rather than consider this might just be another Blasey Ford.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
That's correct. I got it wrong.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (lPDqu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
Winner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:17
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No, OM, I think I got it wrong -- it should have been "Maureen" O'Sullivan. (I was thinking of another actress entirely, Margaret Sullavan, who worked a lot with the young Jimmy Stewart.) The kudos should go to MPPPP.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (QLPEO)
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And Woody Allen's mother-in-law. Poor woman.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (k4dH2)
It sounds like Romney is out lobbying the republicans now to hear from Bolton and other witnesses.
Planned.
Romney, guilty of something really bad.
Trying so hard to hide this by ousting Trump.
Take Romney down Utah. Where is the "other" Mormon in Utah that can challenge Romney?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
I can't count how many times that's been said to me.
Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (5t7Yo)
Mmm, beef. Should be beef on weck, though. Kimmelweck rolls and au jus is the proper construction.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
There are a few variations of that quote that I found. One is "I'm a golfer not an actor and I've x number of films to prove it". Apparently Mature didn't take himself too seriously and joked around about his acting and the movies he made.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: Crazy Bernie at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (JFO2v)
AAaaahhhhhhh !
*runs off looking for roast beef sandwiches where none exist *
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (zlgJP)
Then my work here is done.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (tdp7L)
So when Trump duct tapes Bolton's mouth with executive priv, then he is HIDING something! Obstruction!
What a set up.
The GOP need to stand up against Romney.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (lPDqu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:15 AM (CqE5x)
It took my wife a while to realize why I always thought it was so hilarious when, in the original movie, Jane asks Tarzan whether he has any female companionship, and Weismuller's reply is "Tarzan have many Animal Friends".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (k4dH2)
Woody Allen don't care about generations.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (NVYyb)
Plague's position has evolved. When he was a bacteria he was polling in single digits, but he has now gone viral.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:22 AM (m45I2)
They really broke the mold when they made that guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (FOGOI)
Yes, she was. It was a pre-Code movie.
One of the local TV channels accidentally ran the uncensored version as the Saturday afternoon movie when I was a kid, probably under the theory "Hey, it's a Tarzan movie from the 1930s... we don't need to worry about anything."
I was just old enough to enjoy it. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (qUFPp)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (jruDi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (rpxSz)
Which made Cheeta less skittish!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (JFO2v)
I just hope my fellow Americans wake up to what is happening right before their very eyes.
Posted by: Emmie at January 27, 2020 11:25 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tom Steyer at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (tVQUs)
"Please, don't throw me in that briar patch! You know, the ones with Biden and Schiff, who would then be called as witnesses."
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (T6t7i)
And you're telling me SMOD didn't even make the list. Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (TnxsG)
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Yep, it was just like in real life, where bringing a kid into the relationship kills the sexual energy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (zlgJP)
Trying so hard to hide this by ousting Trump.
Yeah its difficult to come up with a more plausible scenario to explain his behavior. Unless there's just a lot of money in being Mr NeverTrump which I'm not seeing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2020 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
That clip is available on YouTube. That scene was filmed beautifully. You can tell she's swimming around buck nekkid, but somehow you never actually see any naughty bits.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (tdp7L)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (vEIlU)
Rumors at the time were that he was quite a swinger!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: Tom Steyer at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (tVQUs)
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Maybe the next poll will include zombies.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (Mc5lZ)
He has a lock on all the dead people votes.
Posted by: tbodie. at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (i+qnA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:19 AM (NVYyb)
Warner Brothers put out a collection called Forbidden Hollywood, which showcases a number of pre-Code films. Not all of them are great, but a lot are.
https://tinyurl.com/uu975ef
And you might enjoy the 1999 book Sin in Soft Focus: Pre-Code Hollywood
https://tinyurl.com/qkepgnz
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (Ki5SV)
In fact, it's involved in almost all politics, except where the agents are truly on the same page.
Even though this tactic may work this time - I expect it will - we'll pay down the road. We always do for every slip we make.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (2Mnv1)
(and this is abuse of power....how?)
I've also heard that Bolton's representatives have said today that they neither admit or deny that the above statement is in the book.
(of course not, they want people to buy the damn thing)
So what is the latest now?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (PDFnL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (tdp7L)
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Directors cut!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Mc5lZ)
Weissmuller did a series in the 50s, Jungle Jim. I remember the re-runs on WPIX in New York as a kid.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (TnxsG)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)
So when Trump duct tapes Bolton's mouth with executive priv, then he is HIDING something! Obstruction!
What a set up.
The GOP need to stand up against Romney.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:24 AM (vEIlU)
Romney is the little shit who sits behind you in class and pokes you and then when you turn around and smack his hand he yells for the teacher. So, obviously, the Donald needs to flick his ears.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 27, 2020 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
*******
Yup. He was a fun guy!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
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Groan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (Mc5lZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (q1Pj5)
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And Woody Allen's mother-in-law. Poor woman.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
......
And starred with Mia in Woody's film "Hannah and her Sisters"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (ZbwAu)
Yup. We always concede ground just to end this or that assault.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (NVYyb)
I read once that doing his Tarzan yodel stopped him from being killed when he was caught in Cuba during the revolution.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
*******
Yup. He was a fun guy!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
i'm lichen all these prokaryote puns.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (FOGOI)
Projector man's cut. In his private reel.
That Tarzan yell was awesome, I don't know how he managed it but it sounded amazing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (H8QX
I got a "Jungle Jim" toy kit for Christmas as a little kid...only remember the rifle and plastic pith helmet.
Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2020 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KZzsI)
Well, he did it every time we made love. It gets old, fast.
Posted by: Mrs. Tarzan at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)
Tarzan, of course, is such a larger-than life character that it's almost impossible to find someone who embodies everything that makes him Tarzan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:26 AM (m45I2)
I remember a Far Side cartoon (can't find a copy) showing Tarzan and Cheeta clearly very aged, sitting at different tables in some French Cafe. "Tarzan and Cheeta eyed each other warily, remembering the ugly "Jane" incident."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)
From what I was told, those were to keep the monkeys from pithing on you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (qUFPp)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (z/Jwn)
I just hope my fellow Americans wake up to what is happening right before their very eyes.
Posted by: Emmie
........
How sweetly naive, Emmie..
You could wave 1000 pages of "facts" in their faces and they would still believe Adam Schiff, because that's what they want to believe.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (so+oy)
And Romney is a slime ball. I look back and think I can not believe I delivered a vote for him and Paul Ryan. Ugh. Not that he had a chance or the scoamf was an option. But still, if Romney and Ryan would have won, it would have been repubs delivering us into deep state socialist hell.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KZzsI)
Well, he did it every time we made love. It gets old, fast.
Posted by: Mrs. Tarzan at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)
"Ow. You did that thing right in my ear."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (FOGOI)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (6XlcD)
We'll see. I hope the Trump legal team comes out at 1pm today and stomps this new hoax in its tracks. I hope they have something to smash Bolton and the NYTimes like a bug and get on with it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (lPDqu)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:17 AM (H8QX
I think Victor Mature was awesome in the Peter Sellers vehicle, 'After The Fox'. Few people in show business have the chops (or the courage) to deliberately parody themselves, and Mature did it with gusto. Dude was fearless.
Posted by: troyriser at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (E2EAq)
In the case of Bolton, there was a reason he was not regarded a team player and he is loyal most of all to himself. Bureaucratic infighting as practiced in DC is full of people that use sharp elbows, putting cronies in as support staff, and strategic leaks to climb the greasy pole by winning policy foodfights. Bolton was one of these critters.
So Bolton was using Trump to get what he wanted and Trump was using Bolton--probably to get some deadwood to leave the NSC and play bad cop in NK and Iran situations. Due to past credentials via the Bushies, Bolton was acceptable to the folks on Capitol Hill as a known quantity. His temperament meant that he was always going to crash and burn at some point and I believe Trump took advantage of it to suit his needs.
Posted by: whig at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (EUDB2)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (6XlcD)
And people wonder why I say I don't trust any single one of the nickelfuckers in the GOP.
They would gladly lose their seats in order to stab Trump in the back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (z/Jwn)
Got that right, pal
Posted by: Milton Berle at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (z/Jwn)
He just came out of the pool.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (JFO2v)
That Tarzan yell was awesome, I don't know how he managed it but it sounded amazing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KZzsI)
The only other person I remember who could get close to it was Carol Burnett. She was pretty good at it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 27, 2020 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
...on a really, really cold day.
Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 11:27 AM (CLteG)
Uh, how would you know?
(maybe I don't want to know...)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (tdp7L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIbR-_GraGU
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020
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So it wasn't just a glimpse of full nudity, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Ejm1K)
Yeah, book Tarzan spoke flawless French (which he'd learned from French soldiers) but originally did not speak English. He could, however, read English, because he'd taught himself from the books his dead parents left behind.
That was an important plot device in the first book -- "This guy can't be the same one who's leaving these beautifully-written notes, because he doesn't even speak English".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (qUFPp)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wd9gmpp
If they get witnesses, then its drama and excitement and they can maybe get back those millions of viewers they've hemorrhaged over the last week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this equation but it makes my pants tight.
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (z/Jwn)
He just came out of the pool.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 11:34 AM (JFO2v)
SHRINKAGE! ELAINE, GIRLS KNOW ABOUT SHRINKAGE, RIGHT???
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
The latest is the DOJ coming out with a statement a few minutes ago saying that things attributed to the DOJ in the leaked quote are false.
What if, just spitballing here, what if Republicans agree to witnesses and then Bolton testifies that he didn't hear anything like what was being claimed by the NYT?
What then?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 11:30 AM (6XlcD)
So the Senate of the US, is going to be controlled by an anonymous source based story from the New York Times, in a LEGAL Proceeding.
I keep hoping we have reached peak stupid. I am constantly disappointed.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 11:36 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mrs. Tarzan at January 27, 2020 11:36 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Rose at January 27, 2020 11:36 AM (f/Wek)
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
Embrace the power of +
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:36 AM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 27, 2020 11:32 AM (z/Jwn)
Tucker was once in a revival of the musical Mame, and at the first rehearsal, he called the entire cast around him.
"I know you've all heard the rumors and you're all talking about it, so let's get this over with."
And with that he dropped trou and showed it all.
Of course, after that, he had both chorus boys and girls chasing him for the rest of the run, so it doesn't seem to have slowed anybody down.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (Ki5SV)
What then?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Then Mitt says, "Aw, shucks" and saunters away
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
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I read Mia Farrow's autobiography on a plane (previous passenger had left it in the seatback, and I was bored on the long flight). She said her mother didn't like Woody Allen, and thought that he was mocking Mia and her in his films (which he clearly was).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (k4dH2)
That's my conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (H8QX8)
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And Woody Allen's mother-in-law. Poor woman.
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I see what you did there..../heh!
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: SMH at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (RU4sa)
You could wave 1000 pages of "facts" in their faces and they would still believe Adam Schiff, because that's what they want to believe.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (so+oy)
It's not naive to hope for miracles, Jerry. Sometimes they happen!
So there!
Posted by: Emmie at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Another character will emerge, another "bombshell" disclosure.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (H8QX8)
When did this become a "liberals arguing for gun control" thread?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (BeYX8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (5t7Yo)
"I know you've all heard the rumors and you're all talking about it, so let's get this over with."
And with that he dropped trou and showed it all.
Of course, after that, he had both chorus boys and girls chasing him for the rest of the run, so it doesn't seem to have slowed anybody down.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:37 AM (Ki5SV)
Is this true?
Now, they'd all feign disgust and sue the bastard....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CqE5x)
That was an important plot device in the first book -- "This guy can't be the same one who's leaving these beautifully-written notes, because he doesn't even speak English".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2020
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Exactly. And unless Tarzan was an extraordinary linguist (and we were shown that he learned new languages in Africa very swiftly), he would probably have spoken his English with a faint French accent!
"Tantor ze elephant is le ami de Tarzan, no?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this equation but it makes my pants tight.
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
I know. It's like Joan Blondell = Ann Sheridan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (m45I2)
For some actors, its just a job, like Nick Cage and Michael Caine. They do whatever role they are given and try to have fun doing it, and do not fret about art or how people will think of them. It pays the bills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
neither admit or deny that the above statement is in the book.
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None of the 'Bolton' stuff makes sense to me, so I'll just wait. Really can't wrap my head around someone torpedoing their total career for small book sales rather than a 'definitive' analysis that would sell forever.
This story is, however, useful because I discovered that the Ukrainian twins are deeply embedded in NSC affairs. Scary thought.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (MIKMs)
What if, just spitballing here, what if Republicans agree to witnesses and then Bolton testifies that he didn't hear anything like what was being claimed by the NYT?
What then?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
they give continued validation to a complete sham
they extend this to continue to cover up the great economy and successes of Trump
This is all purposeful distraction and character tainting. This is what they've got and they will continue to do this all the way until election day.
Should have been shut down already.
The only bonus would be to drag the Biden's up in public, but by the sounds of Miz Lindsey, it won't happen.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (vEIlU)
What if, just spitballing here, what if Republicans agree to witnesses and then Bolton testifies that he didn't hear anything like what was being claimed by the NYT?
What then?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Thanks, Jack.
I also want to know if Republicans agree to bring in witnesses( I believe I heard a while back that Clinton's impeachment trial had no witnesses, as all witnesses had been deposed in the House investigation. So the Senate is being led to this farce by two idiot Senators, Collins and Romney) will they demand to hear from Joe and Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (PDFnL)
Worry is pointless. Information, prior actions and trusting your own instincts over a media that does nothing but lie 7 x 24 is the way to go. I have a lot more trust in Trump and his ability to outsmart Chuck, Nancy, Schiff and Fat Nadler. You don't survive and thrive in the world of NY commercial real estate by being outsmarted by people who are constantly scheming against you.
Does Trump look or sound worried? No, no he does not. When he starts to panic them maybe it's time to dial up the concern level but we aren't even close to that point.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mrs. Tarzan at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (q1Pj5)
What then?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
The raving on twitter will reach epic proportions.
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
Yeah, the longer this goes on, the more credibility they give a ridiculous travesty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (14Kss)
have fun doing it, and do not fret about art or how people will think of
them. It pays the bills. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
Not unlike adult film stars, who also do not quibble over script, directors, or storylines.
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 11:42 AM (HU45H)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this equation but it makes my pants tight.
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
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Maureen Stapleton > Maureen O'Hara > Maureen O'Sullivan
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 11:42 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Maureen McCormick at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (vg8iE)
- Patrick Stewart is really old.
- Picard had a secret hardon for Data that we never knew about?
- The Federation is America and hates refugees.
- Not taking refugees caused robots to blow up Mars
- Writer don't know or care about Star Trek canon
- Patrick Stewart is really old.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (BeYX8)
not. When he starts to panic them maybe it's time to dial up the concern
level but we aren't even close to that point. Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (ZLI7S)
Trump has internalized the guidance given to new Marines in hand-to-hand combat training: "Do not worry about what the other guy is trying to do unto you; concentrate on doing unto him."
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Pablo Picasso at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (wtvvX)
Joe DiGenova says Lt Colonel Vindman's Brother is an ethics officer involved in book reviews at the NSC. So he was the one reviewing @AmbJohnBolton's Book.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (PQRcz)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:39 AM (vEIlU)
Let them think we want the Bidens testifying.
All we need is the so-called whistleblower. If he tells the truth--and he'd better--Schiff is destroyed and so is this farce.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
lol, yep
my phone has been going nuts with texting about Romney
ding, ding ding
I'm cooking, lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (lPDqu)
Republicans will pounce.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (BeYX8)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 27, 2020 11:43 AM (PQRcz)
THIS
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (CqE5x)
All we need is the so-called whistleblower. If he tells the truth--and he'd better--Schiff is destroyed and so is this farce.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (CqE5x)
thumbs up
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (vEIlU)
Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Maureen and Johnny didn't have break up sex. They had offscreen Rescue Sex.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 27, 2020 11:45 AM (hrznM)
So it would seem I owe Bolton an apology? Reverting to previous position.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fell for the fakery, again, at January 27, 2020 11:45 AM (0mP7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 11:45 AM (Y0RHt)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this equation but it makes my pants tight.
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
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Maureen Stapleton > Maureen O'Hara > Maureen O'Sullivan
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 11:42 AM (flINI)
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Maureen McCormick > Maureen Stapleton > Maureen O'Hara > Maureen O'Sullivan
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 11:45 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)
have fun doing it, and do not fret about art or how people will think of
them. It pays the bills. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020
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And sometimes that willingness to keep on working leads to a long career, and recognition for their talent. Robert Vaughn, for instance, said that he parlayed his 15 minutes of fame into a 50-year career, partly because he had the view that he was a working actor, not a "star" or anything that exalted. His recognition came early, in a 1959 Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination.
Michael Caine has been gracing our screens since the early 1960s (Zulu! I think was his first big role), and he's never thought of himself as a star, but he clearly is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Ejm1K)
That shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. That's been their MO for decades. What's aggravating is our side never prepares for what they know is coming.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:46 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this equation but it makes my pants tight.
I'd go more with = rather than
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
O'Sullivan was hot when she was young, O'Hara remained beautiful all her life.
And had a bigger rack
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:46 AM (CqE5x)
Romney is the only one who really wants it, Collins is just spineless and easily manipulated, unless you make her angry and feel as if you aren't treating her with proper respect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Also - win the war by making the other poor bastard die for his country.
Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2020 11:47 AM (SUJyY)
I'm just saying, you can get one or two of the three easily. But all three?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:47 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)
625
523 AIDS virus is only 0.1 micron
The spacing (gap inherent in rubber) of a latex condom is about 5 microns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 10:55 AM (JFO2v)
So why don't health care workers wearing latex gloves all contract
aids when handling bodily fluids such as saliva, etc. from AIDS
patients.
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There's a thing called surface pressure for fluids, The vira don't travel on their own but in the fluid. Basically this means they can go from one fluid to another through a cell membrane, but can't travel through a mm of latex, even if they could fit through the holes in it, because the fluid can't travel through the latex.
This is how condoms work, basically. They can't stop the stuff in the fluid, but they stop the fluid, which is good enough. (If you think about it, water molecules are quite tiny, much smaller than the vira, yet they don't go through either.)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 11:48 AM (Eg9+v)
Didn't they both grow up & HOLLYWOOD AND VINE?
Posted by: saf at January 27, 2020 11:48 AM (5IHGB)
U.S. Maureen Corps!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
Semper Fine
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2020 11:48 AM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
What do you mean, like laundry?
Posted by: Elaine at January 27, 2020 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
I'm just saying, you can get one or two of the three easily. But all three?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 11:47 AM (l4C/z)
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Meatloaf at January 27, 2020 11:49 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - close enough at January 27, 2020 11:49 AM (0mP7b)
Devil's advocate question---How would we know whether or not DJT was worried or even faking being worried? The only sources we have might not be accurate after all.
The predictable last minute crap is done to step on DJT's Defense, tie up the Senate some more in delays, try to use the issue as a wedge to get Rep. Senators in tough states in trouble, and give the Dem compatriots in the media something else to talk about rather than the tawdry failure of the House Impeachment managers.
In the end, I am not worried about the removal but rather the wasted opportunities in judges, etc.
It also takes concentration from the drip drip drip of Democratic misconduct in office regarding FBI abuses, NSA intercept abuses, etc. For the Dems, win win, for the Republicans, more time on defense rather than offense.
Posted by: whig at January 27, 2020 11:49 AM (EUDB2)
Not impossible, but the dates they're talking about and the aid they're talking about appear to be before the July 2019 phone call they claimed was evidence of quid pro quo.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 11:50 AM (e284m)
Maureen Dowd: not even on the list.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2020 11:50 AM (qUFPp)
I'm just saying, you can get one or two of the three easily. But all three?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020
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Rare it is. Jenna Jameson comes to mind -- I've seen a couple of clips where her performance with her clothes on suggests that she could have been a decent mainstream actress. Jenni Lee (who was in the news recently as living homeless in Las Vegas) was another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:50 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 11:51 AM (e284m)
Or win the war by shaving your head and becoming a god to backcountry Hmong tribesmen and getting Dennis Hopper to hang out in your camp eating LSD and taking pictures and stuff.
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 11:51 AM (yvnmY)
And since the house did not subpoena Bolton when he said he would testify if subpoenaed, seems like maybe this "last minute leak, NEW evidence" was art of the plan all along.
Most absurd, Trump trying to stop a coup, to drain the swamp ... damn right Trump should have called code red, if that means revealing the Biden (and others) corruption, rooted in Ukraine. But it does not seem there was such a call for Biden's head on a pike ... it was for Ukraine to come clean, and for Germany and others in NATO to "burden share" ... since the US has been pulling most of the load.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: whig at January 27, 2020 11:49 AM (EUDB2)
Let's hope McConnell holds the line then.
If Mitt wants to virtue-signal, let him. That's ONE vote.
But don't let him take anybody with him.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (CqE5x)
Needs braces.
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (yvnmY)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=94864
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (Y0RHt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 27, 2020 11:50 AM (Ejm1K)
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Tracy Lords. She made the jump successfully
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Picric at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (HbvV8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
What do you mean, like laundry?
Posted by: Elaine at January 27, 2020 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
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LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!
Posted by: Jerry at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 11:50 AM (e284m)
+++++++++++++
It just goes to further indicate just how deep this conspiracy goes and for long it has been going on. The July phone call was just the tip of the iceberg.
Or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 11:53 AM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/y4dwwgjd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2020 11:53 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 11:53 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2020 11:53 AM (WI7YS)
naked jane
https://www.youtube.com/..
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 11:28 AM (JFO2v)
Wow. I know I've seen that scene before, but I don't remember it lasting that long. They really were pushing the boundaries back then!
Plus, it makes me wonder how they shot that scene underwater. The cinematography was very well done.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 27, 2020 11:53 AM (wtvvX)
Old school but Ginger Lynn did good voiceover work in video games and some small roles, she probably could have been a normal actress. Jewel Shepard did some porn and was a stripper, but she was a solid actress (especially recently).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
Yes, I know I'm late to party pal.
I have a head cold.
Non-chinese, I hope.
Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2020 11:54 AM (gmo/4)
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Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Cus5s)
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He is probably trying to capitalize on his position. But I would not be so sure on the "national security" importance. The guy who cleared the book for publication is Vindmann's freaking *brother.* It is probably not important - most stuff kept secret because of "national security" implications is probably unimportant and just conveniently obscured with that label - but with this crowd, I have no doubt they'd publish the launch codes if they thought it would hurt Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 27, 2020 11:55 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:55 AM (KZzsI)
The media is in the tank for Biden. Hell, just the stuff in Profiles of Corruption should have sunk him if we had an honest press.
It hasn't.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 11:56 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pliney at January 27, 2020 11:56 AM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:55 AM (KZzsI)
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I dunno. Isn't that only true if it's in pursuit of the "official foreign policy" as cleared by the NSC?
/sarc, hopefully obviously
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (I2dne)
Hmmm... wonder if Vindman's brother is the 'source'.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (5t7Yo)
Trump walks into the White House Press Room and has a little cough.
Jim AcostHer runs shrieking from the room yelling, "The President has WuHan!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Y0RHt)
Also: FBN: Josh Hawley is compiling a list of potential witnesses for the GOP to call, if they decide to call witnesses.
This outta be good!
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
U.S. Maureen Corps!
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I like to be in their Unit.
/heh!
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: simplemind at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (e96NH)
That said, I kind of can't believe that the senators running for prez haven't recused themselves and went campaigning. Its not like they are gonna get close to a conviction here anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (5t7Yo)
It depends on what his price was.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (5t7Yo)
Same here...He may not make PDT out to be a Saint, but I truly doubt he will hurt PDT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 11:59 AM (arJlL)
I luuuuve the double dipped and letting it sit wrapped in the juices until the bread is almost mush. Beefy goodness in every bite, even the marinated bread.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 27, 2020 11:59 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 27, 2020 11:59 AM (vtcmf)
General rule is, any girl who is all three is smart enough to retire pretty quickly. I doubt the girls get royalties for their acting even if their producers get them. In any case 'hot' is highly negotiable, probably most girls that can act can 'be hot' too. The main requirement for the business is 'willingness to perform [x] acts on camera.'
Afaik, the origins of the business was some New York man of a certain demographic filming a stripper and selling the tapes. I don't know if it's still true, but the demographic of actresses is basically strippers. Based on weird anecdotes I've heard, in addition to whatever else that entails, it probably means a larger proportion of women who are autistic.
In terms of life choices for strippers, it really beats being sex trafficked.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 11:59 AM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 12:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (r+sAi)
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Are they allowed to recuse themselves? I don't know what the rules are at that level.
But here's an alternative position: what if Nancy slow-walked it to keep those guys *off* the campaign trail and away from town halls leading up to Iowa? At this point, silence can only be helpful...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 12:00 PM (I2dne)
of what was put on the NASA insignia. ("Emblems of Exploration" .. from NASA.gov)https://tinyurl.com/t2rnygc
Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Cus5s)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G7MoXPxA5LM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (XN+hF)
Trump walks into the White House Press Room and has a little cough.
Jim AcostHer runs shrieking from the room yelling, "The President has WuHan!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Y0RHt)
Lol...he should sneeze on Acosta. Just for fun.
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (a0IVu)
McConnell is a canny operator and I am sure that they knew Bolton's stuff was out there--the book date, the NSC review, etc. I am also sure that DJT's team knew about it before the reveal and know exactly what is in Bolton's book. A lot of this stuff is basic game theory of messaging and narrative wars.
Answer, as hard as it may be, wait and see. The whole Hunter Biden thing is more or less a blind and a threat to Senators that their honest graft might be a collateral casualty of witnesses. I believe that the real DJT play on witnesses is to get to Atkinson and Ciarmerella if the Republicans need to call witnesses. They give up Schiff most probably which sinks the Dems because the crisis was manufactured whole cloth by them.
Posted by: whig at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (XN+hF)
brb, there's a loud insistent knock at the door
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 12:02 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 12:02 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 12:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 27, 2020 12:01 PM (XN+hF)
He has a job and a house so...
Posted by: Someguy at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (Zm+LZ)
running for prez haven't recused themselves and went campaigning. Its
not like they are gonna get close to a conviction here anyway. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 11:58 AM (r+sAi)
The smart Dem Senate candidate would've made hay with this: "I'm no fan of Donald Trump. I want to see him gone, and I hope to take his job. But if you're gonna be President, you have to be honest with yourself and the American people, and these impeachment trials are a farce. He's not going to be convicted, and participating in them is a sham. I'm out here campaigning for a job that involves candid assessment and some simple math. I've done both, which is why I'm not on the Senate floor playing with a Rubik's Cube and pretending to care. Now, about healthcare..."
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 12:00 PM (JoUsr)
Horde comedians.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (tdp7L)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (RfzVr)
current version: Democrats for the past three years have being piling up horse shit, all the while insisting that any day now they are going to find the pony that will prove that Trump is guilty of something.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 12:04 PM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 12:04 PM (hmgiv)
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Followed by more, and more, and more as the Senate vote comes up.
They're really gonna loose their minds when they find out, if he can run again in 2024 because of this grandstanding. 12 years of YUUGE gains, and the complete decimation of the Leftist plantation... Re-do what LBJ did, reform the tax code, and restore the judiciary back to its Constitutional norms, and the DEMS will go Scanners...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (zL/eJ)
with this: "I'm no fan of Donald Trump. I want to see him gone, and I
hope to take his job. But if you're gonna be President, you have to be
honest with yourself and the American people, and these impeachment
trials are a farce. He's not going to be convicted, and participating in
them is a sham. I'm out here campaigning for a job that involves candid
assessment and some simple math. I've done both, which is why I'm not
on the Senate floor playing with a Rubik's Cube and pretending to care.
Now, about healthcare..."
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 12:03 PM (yvnmY)
The smart dem.....smart dem...smart...dem. Hmm, I think I'm seeing the problem with this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Trump vs. Squarepants at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (XN+hF)
These days it seems like a lot do it just to make a big buncha money in a short time then stop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 11:57 AM (5t7Yo)
I see Bolton as a Bush loyalist who has been fired by President Trump, the same man who epically humiliated Jeb Bush on the national stage and destroyed any chance of a Bush being elected to high national office in my lifetime. If Bolton can damage the President, he will.
Posted by: troyriser at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (E2EAq)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (hmgiv)
I always liked that design. I think the 'star fleet' one is more bullet-shaped?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (Eg9+v)
That said, I kind of can't believe that the senators running for
prez haven't recused themselves and went campaigning. Its not like they
are gonna get close to a conviction here anyway.
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Let's not forget those senators who 'suspended' their campaigns -- like Booker and Harris and others -- who no doubt have aspirations for VP or another high position.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)
I don't see how a stupid lame fauxpeachment somehow negates the 22nd amendment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
WuHan, WuHan....I got you all in check...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 27, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)
Yo when Zod steps to coronavirus, he steps correct...
Posted by: Zod at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (ZS9TG)
Its also asymmetrical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (+UWHh)
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Madonna is a chastity officer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Elvis was a drug officer for Nixon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 12:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (Y0RHt)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Sooner at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (Fs5vw)
you've been unpersoned Bernie. too bad, but it could have been worse. at least you weren't Ceausescu'd. yet.
Posted by: x at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah. They musta got some art school graduate to design it. At least they didn't try to make the ships 'tastefully' asymmetrical.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 27, 2020 12:08 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 12:09 PM (x29ff)
Yes, he's the elitist who considers himself refined, cultured, and he is totally annoyed by happy, loves to work food worker SpongeBob and his ability to always see the good side of everyone and every situation.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=94864
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2020 11:52 AM
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The taliban is claiming they shot it down. Possible as many Stinger missiles went missing in Libya, but unlikely.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 27, 2020 12:10 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, he's the elitist who considers himself refined, cultured, and he is totally annoyed by happy, loves to work food worker SpongeBob and his ability to always see the good side of everyone and every situation.
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Posted by: simplemind at January 27, 2020 12:11 PM (QzJmu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 12:12 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: mjc at January 27, 2020 12:12 PM (Pg+x7)
by President Trump, the same man who epically humiliated Jeb Bush on the
national stage and destroyed any chance of a Bush being elected to high
national office in my lifetime. If Bolton can damage the President, he
will.
Posted by: troyriser at January 27, 2020 12:05 PM
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If bolton could damage Trump he would have done it right after he got fired. He could have made up all sorts of B$ and the liberals would have wet themselves getting him on all of the networks.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 27, 2020 12:13 PM (JUOKG)
The guy looks like Joe Flaherty from SCTV.
So it wasn't just me (#217)
Posted by: mindful webworker - close enough for lecture monkey at January 27, 2020 12:14 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 12:14 PM (BqBId)
********
So many wall streeters are fags
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 12:15 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: An Observation at January 27, 2020 12:15 PM (OKB1C)
Well, unless of course the DNC is planning on using the Von Pantsuit Plan for him.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m)
I call this piece, "Give me a reason to delete this dating app."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 27, 2020 12:16 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 12:04 PM (5t7Yo)
Something like 98% of the women who do hard-core pr0n only do one movie, and then that's it. Because it's so disgusting, whatever drove them to do it the first time is no longer strong enough to keep them in it. So when you the see the same actress in dozens pr0n films, you know she must be *extremely* scarred.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 12:17 PM (tdp7L)
U.S. Maureen Corps!
And then there is https://tinyurl.com/whra3lw
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 12:27 PM (oRpiG)
Look at the publishing houses that give whacking great advances to various Democrats to "write" their memoirs or other poxy books. That shows where they shake out. Hell, they gave Obama not one but TWO such advances - the second after he couldn't produce on the first - and he hadn't done squat at the point in his life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)
********
So many wall streeters are fags
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 12:15 PM (BqBId)
Watch Democrat operatives spin the stocks dropping as a result of the impeachment farce in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 12:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 27, 2020 12:17 PM (tdp7L)
I would assume it's like stripping: they get into it to briefly to make some money and to say that they did it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 27, 2020 12:34 PM (wCmLp)
Anyone here old enough to remember when Al Gore looked like this?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 12:37 PM (oRpiG)
They say fortunes are made when there is blood in the streetbut it' snot.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 12:39 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Nazdar at January 27, 2020 12:40 PM (JVDFb)
Posted by: Nazdar at January 27, 2020 12:40 PM (JVDFb)
On the evening of December 13, 1944, Vélez dined with her two friends, the silent film star Estelle Taylor and Venita Oakie.[56] In the early morning hours of December 14, Vélez retired to her bedroom, where she consumed 70 Seconal pills and a glass of brandy.[57] Her secretary, Beulah Kinder, found the actress's body on her bed later that morning.[58] A suicide note addressed to Harald Ramond was found nearby. It read:
Posted by: Groundhog at January 27, 2020 12:53 PM (VYwSh)
I read that Weissmuller's Tarzan yell was a mix including a hyena's scream.
Posted by: Waepnedmann at January 27, 2020 02:15 PM (ngYZe)
Posted by: The End of the Joke at January 27, 2020 05:45 PM (+nWCH)
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