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Food Thread: Haggis...The Other White(ish) Meat
For every creature's want!
We bless Thee, God of Nature wide,
For all Thy goodness lent:
And if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide,
May never worse be sent;
But, whether granted, or denied,
Lord, bless us with content. Amen!
-- Robert Burns If you think that Robert Burns Day is simply a vehicle for a discussion of Haggis, you would be mostly correct. And while it is Scotland's most famous dish, and one that is unfairly reviled, the Scots have a bit of a food tradition, and not just fried candy bars. And yes, I have had one or two, and they are every bit as good as one would imagine! There is a recipe below the fold for "Cullen Skink," which is a marvelous smoked fish soup from Scotland. I have mentioned it before and I will undoubtedly mention it again, because it is easy and delicious. It's easy to make fun of Scottish cuisine because so much of it seems so familiar to us, and that makes sense because a fair number of Americans can trace their lineage back to Scotland and England and Ireland, which share some culinary traditions, though not a common language. But the English are doing wonderful things in their kitchens, and so are the Scots. Maybe not cutting edge stuff that, let's face it, nobody eats, but good quality traditional foods upgraded with some newer techniques and great quality ingredients. Just take a stroll through a farmers market and you will see what I mean. It's happening here also (and has been for years)! But back to Bobby Burns! Eat Haggis. Really. It's fantastic.
There are lots of recipes, so poke a round to find one you like. The smoked haddock is easy to make if you have a smoker or a smoke box for your grill, so don't buy it. Hell, you can use cod if necessary, and that is everywhere.
Cullen Skink - A traditional Scottish Smoked Haddock Soup
It's a perfect meal for a cold and blustery winter night, or July in Scotland.
One of the many conceits of much of the professional food world is that simple cooking needs to be upgraded and modified (by them) to rise to the level of excellent. But that simply isn't so.
Corn Bread Casserole
There is nothing in this recipe that the greatest chefs in the world can get that you can't, and I'll bet that your supermarket frozen corn is better than all but the best high summer fresh corn. This is good food, easy to make, has no expensive ingredients or weird techniques, everybody has the pan you need, so what's not to love?
I tried it this morning...Baking Powder Is the Secret to Perfect Scrambled Eggs...and son of a bitch! it works!
Obligatory Super Bowl Recipe
Queso, Not From a Jar
It looks pretty good, although I think the stuff out of the jar or from the Velveeta package recipe is fine eating. Speaking of which...
Food and cooking tips, Large-breasted Muscovy ducks, well-marbled NY strips, bartenders who use vermouth in Martinis, crisp bacon (although I am moving toward less crisp), thick and fluffy pita, and good tomatoes that aren't square, pale pink and covered with Mestizo E.coli: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. Any advocacy of French Toast with syrup will result in disciplinary action up to and including being nuked from orbit. And yes, shaking a Manhattan is blasphemy...it's in the Bible! Addendum KT tells me that Bok Choi is actually Brassica Rapa so I was completely wrong about them all being one species. But it serves you right for reading the content. That's for amateurs.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:02 PM (Dhht7)
Made a batch of Salmon Cakes on Friday.
With Barley, Lentils and Mushrooms side dish.
I processed enough salmon (asking the fishmonger to skin them for me) to eat throughout the weekend. Easy to fry/cook stovetop.
Delicious.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (u82oZ)
*extends arms, palms up
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (oW/8k)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (ajTdy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
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I had something called haggis at a fair once that I really liked. I'm told it wasn't the real thing because the FDA doesn't like the cooking process.
Does anyone happen to have a legal haggis recipe?
Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (dUJdY)
It's sort of like the pastrami "sandwiches" you see at some NY delis. It's a pile of meat.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 04:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ysYj2)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Not bad.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (MVjcR)
Did you sell them under the overpass next to a hand painted sign?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
At it again eh?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:06 PM (dUJdY)
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Yep! No pinto beans today, though.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 04:08 PM (oW/8k)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (MVjcR)
Did you sell them under the overpass next to a hand painted sign?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
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I should!
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (MVjcR)
Did you sell them under the overpass next to a hand painted sign?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
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And knowing that proves you live in Florida.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ysYj2)
As food jokes go, that one was a layup.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (S9ODh)
For the lightest, fluffiest eggs EVAH!....
2 or 3 eggs, salt and pepper, regular milk and.....
put them in a blender and whip for 30 seconds until they froth on top.
Personally I use a small Ninja blender and it works perfectly.
Final touch (if you have it) cook the eggs in bacon drippings.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (T09ml)
Dug up an old cookbook that someone in my husband's family was going to toss out and finally took a good look at it.
Italian Gourmet Cooking by "Master Chef Pasquale Carpino whom I have never heard up but looked up. I guess he used to be on TV.
It's an interesting book. Some unique recipes, but also fairy easy recipes with mostly common ingredients. It's always fun to find new recipes. The book was published in 1980, quite a while ago.
It was one of my husband's great aunt's cookbook who had passed away years ago. The best part are all of the notes she made, and all of the inserts of recipes from newspaper clippings and handwritten recipes and notes stuffed inside it. A treasure.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (T09ml)
But lots of spicy and certainly pickled vegetables last longer.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ysYj2)
As food jokes go, that one was a layup.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (S9ODh)
That pun was in poor taste
Posted by: Dunkin Donuts at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
Burnt Ends.
Pork Belly.
Asian Sticky Pork Belly Burnt Ends.
CBD's eyes rolling back in his head in 5, 4, 3, ...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wbhuqwq
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Really Austere Austere at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Alton Brown's got a recipe from one of the restaurants on his bike tour in "Feasting on Asphalt" along those lines. I think the blending time is a whopping two minutes and then the egg affair gets topped with chili.
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (zr5Kq)
You know what beef makes great burgers?
Hurry up 5 o'clock.....martini time! One olive only please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Why don't the Scots just load the haggis into a cannon and fire 'em directly into their chests?
Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (Nl8Cj)
Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (kOpft)
Black market haggis is the best haggis.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dunkin Donuts at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
Most of them are
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (HALdu)
I also saw that egg tweak, wondered if it was legit, looks like it is.
Tried something different this morning: low and slow scrambled eggs. Supposed to be creamy.
My technique needs work.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: ibguy at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Sprinkling Seasonings from High Up
How high you hold your hand makes all the difference when it comes to seasoning.
https://tinyurl.com/yxyg7uf8
Ever notice that some chefs season food by sprinkling it from a good foot above the counter? Is this just kitchen theatrics, or is there a reason behind this practice? We sprinkled chicken breasts with ground black pepper from different heights--4 inches, 8 inches, and 12 inches--and found the higher the starting point, the more evenly the seasoning was distributed. And the more evenly the seasoning is distributed, the better food tastes.
some picts at the Cook's Illustrated link
Just a fun tidbit of info.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (vEIlU)
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
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Wait for it.
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Insect repellant!
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM
They were a tad salty. A-.
Posted by: WeaselDog at January 26, 2020 04:15 PM (DMUuz)
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Does that mean you'd forgo the bun? Or, is that some fancy cooking lingo?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:15 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ysYj2)
Put a steak in him
Kobe's done, well done
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 04:15 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (ysYj2)
As food jokes go, that one was a layup.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (S9ODh)
That pun was in poor taste
Posted by: Dunkin Donuts at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
Well done. *golf clap*
Posted by: Kobe at January 26, 2020 04:15 PM (QrBXe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM (fmexF)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 26, 2020 04:17 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Dunkin Donuts at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
when it comes to Kobe
it's all diamonds
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 04:17 PM (rpxSz)
I double checked and it's a whopping eight minutes at the highest blender speed.
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 04:17 PM (7s3Gx)
http://tinyurl.com/slgq6xd
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (K22Va)
[Charlie is buying a haggis for his Scots parents at Harriet's butcher shop]
Harriet Michales: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (fTtFy)
But, I've been cleaning up and getting rid of things in prep for a move.
Oldest I found was a jello package expired in 2004 sometime.
My vegan granddaughter brought some Spaghetti O's a week ago. I cooked them for her but the smell was so awful I damn near gagged. Hector Boiardi should have been shot, hanged, garroted and then burned.
A traitor to Italians everywhere.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM
No Pepsi. Coke.
Posted by: Billy Goat Tavern at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
Maybe fresh haggis tastes better, but I have no idea where I would get it.
Posted by: Toad-O at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (jDdzn)
Posted by: ibguy at January 26, 2020 04:14 PM (EHVbt)
Oh yes! The lowest heat possible, lots of butter, and either fold constantly with a spatula or use a whisk in a small sauce pan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 04:20 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM (
While in college I worked at a large grocery chain. Used to put a 16oz. Pepsi (bottles then) in the ice cream freezer and when almost frozen pop the cap, and put salted peanuts into the bottle. Great stuff.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 26, 2020 04:20 PM (377Zs)
And now comes this zombie Velveeta.
Confirmed: CBD's fridge is where old food goes to die.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:20 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ramirez at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Yes but - if you have a high powered gas cooktop and high end hood, the pepper will be blown/sucked all over the place.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Mike Ochs at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (WEodp)
Posted by: Toad-O
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You know what dog food tastes like?
Posted by: Tonypete at January
she's scottish so
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (HALdu)
Do people in the south really put peanuts in Pepsi?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM (fmexF)
Some people do. I never have.
Posted by: Ramirez at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 04:24 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:20 PM (/669Q)
No one has ever become ill from my cooking.
Well...except for me.
Home made Mayonnaise on a sandwich, sitting in the library for a few hours, studying for an O-Chem mid-term.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (D0ZGj)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (MVjcR)
Did you sell them under the overpass next to a hand painted sign?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
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And knowing that proves you live in Florida.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
Not limited to Florida, but is a common sight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (NWiLs)
Isn't haggis what is left over when the wolves are done eating?
I always thought it was what they puked up for the pups.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (G546f)
Although when I starting mixing the heart, lungs and kidneys, I realized I didn't have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere Deplorable at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mog Smash at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (M0N3Z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (jDdzn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (dLLD6)
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Oh, the irony. Cooking is chemistry. Did you fail the mid-term?
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (/669Q)
You can also buy whiskey there, kilts, even bagpipes.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:20 PM
If you have a magnifying glass you could look closely and see the Million Microbe March protesting being in that fridge in the first place.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (axyOa)
Here at Chez RMBS (aka The Fortress of Legal Solitude), I can report a perfect sous vide steak experiment last night. In fact, the hot water from my tap was hotter than the desired end temp, so I had to let it cool down before cooking. Go figure.
A beef tongue is curing in the fridge for a braised beef tongue and lentils next weekend.
And I checked out an amazing local butcher shop, recommended by a coworker, that carries everything from the normal stuff to alligator, wild boar roasts, whole goose, duck and pheasant, and a host of other hard to find items at incredibly good prices. This place will be a regular stop from now on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (rBtIz)
ot
here is what kobe's daughter looked like
cute.
this video is all over twitter
he's instructing her, as she also played basketball
https://tinyurl.com/rmkwudu
time to watch some Vikings. we are binging that instead of chips...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
My dad called me yesterday and asked about boiling eggs. Wondered if it was safe to boil the dozen eggs that have been in his fridge for a solid year. I told him to throw that shit out.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (myjNJ)
The burger is something that you can hold in one hand and eat while you are driving.
It is ok if it is and has to be in a wrapper to do so, but delicious as that thing looks upthread, it is excluded from the Platonic ideal of the hamburger.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (Y4EXg)
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i sure do!
we called them C-rats...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (D0ZGj)
yolks beaten seperate from whites and a smallspoon of powder into the yolks and whatever you want to through in.
From Joy of Cooking she found this
Posted by: krusty at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (aphAF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2020 04:16
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Yes. Not bad in NuGrape either. But I don't think it's just a South thing.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (Dhht7)
And thus is ushered in a new era on the (almost) World Famous Food ThreadTM...Beat Dildo's "oldest food" record and get a two year Platinum Membership with ampersand utility and Troll-B-Gon.
Until Steve1989 chimes in and beats us all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (4GbJX)
here is what kobe's daughter looked like
cute.
this video is all over twitter
he's instructing her, as she also played basketball
https://tinyurl.com/rmkwudu
time to watch some Vikings. we are binging that instead of chips...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January
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Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (HALdu)
No bat soup pics!
Hurray!
Here's Paul Joseph Watson's latest on...bat soup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM_hRWVNcMk&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (/669Q)
I got something awful....a C- or maybe even worse. I explained what happened and retook it.
I blame the hot library and the stupid cook...but mostly the stupid cook.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (MVjcR)
==
7 years ?This is how you get Corona virus.
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 26, 2020 04:27 PM (myjNJ)
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You should have told him to send them to CBD. He likes to make homemade mayonnaise, I hear.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:26 PM (yQpMk)
I'm partial to an Irish breakfast these days.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (HALdu)
Anyone used booking dot com for lodgings?
Did it go ok?
also if you have a referral link
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (gDKGD)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (yQpMk)
[Charlie is buying a haggis for his Scots parents at Harriet's butcher shop]
Harriet Michales: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM
Damn it, man, you beat me to it!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (rBtIz)
Tried a dog biscuit as a kid. Bland.
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (dUJdY)
I blame the hot library and the stupid cook...but mostly the stupid cook.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (dLLD6)
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Are you kidding me? You poisoned yourself and they let you retake a midterm? Those softies at Berkeley. That would never have flown at my school.
Some people.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Karen Gillan is the most beautiful woman in the universe.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (5v15w)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Ooh la la, that sounds fantastique!
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Lump at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (1nn+g)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (jDdzn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (dUJdY)
Where is Andrew Jackson when you really need him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (/669Q)
With one ward to go, the doctor's pager goes off and the doctor prepares to run to an emergency. The inspector decides to proceed, and asks the doctor to join him as soon as is practical.
He enters this final ward, and things seem to be okay, but then one of the patients wanders up with a frown on his face and says "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!" and then stalks away.
The inspector was a bit startled by this, but carries on checking the facilities until an equally grim looking chap wandered up and said "Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a pannic's in thy breastie!" and then he strode away.
Beginning to get worried, a third intense man walks up and says "The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man's the gowd for a' that" so he turns for the door, just as the doctor arrived back.
"I thought we'd done the psychiatric wards" said the inspector.
"What do you mean? This is the serious Burns unit."
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere Deplorable at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (DMUuz)
Oh shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (dUJdY)
Iran did not believe Trump when he said he isn't buying this proxy shiite.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (QZCjk)
Goober Peas!
Peas, peas...
Peas, peas...
Eatin' Goober Peas!
Goodness how delicious, eatin' Goober peas!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: ibguy at January 26, 2020 04:34 PM (EHVbt)
Woke up with a hangover at an old gf's who thought eggs lasted forever. Cracking a couple of them into a hot pan is something that is still with me.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 04:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (QZCjk)
You want to enter from the upwind side of town though.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dartist at January
nearly sent coffee everywhere
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (HALdu)
2020/01/fried-mozzarella-puffs-
using-less.html
Stumbled on this. Looks interesting.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (G546f)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vincent Dikpuncher at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (CLteG)
Red Russian kale is Brassica napus L. subsp. napus var. pabularia. Wilts much faster than regular kale. Usually more tender.
Tuscan kale and Scotch curly kale are Brassica oleracea, like broccoli and all the other variations on cabbage. Including gai lan.
Posted by: KT at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (QZCjk)
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They're easy to make. Boil the shit out of raw in the shell peanuts with a butt-load of salt for about 3 hours, then let them sit in the brine overnight. I usually add a creole seasoning for a little zip.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)
I ate a dog biscuit treat type thing once. It was mostly flavorless, like uncooked cornmeal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vincent Dikpuncher at January 26, 2020 04:37 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 04:37 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:38 PM (QZCjk)
Never had canned dog food but we as kids a few times would dare each other to eat dry dog food, wasn't to bad.
Tried dog biscuits shaped like a bone. Had to, my dog liked them a lot.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 04:38 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 04:37 PM (7rVsF)
*************
RIP
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2020 04:39 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Toad-O at January
When I worked for a meat packing company, I was at a slaughterhouse for two weeks and saw them being flushed out and put into buckets.
I might eat them, if bat soup was the only alternative.
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2020 04:39 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lump at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (1nn+g)
We get jumbo eggs at Albertsons here. Dozen for $1.14. A lot of double yolks, which is nice for baking pie crust.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 26, 2020 04:39 PM (377Zs)
Were you asking about Waco yesterday? If so, did you get your question answered?
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 04:40 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:38 PM (QZCjk)
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I used to get Virginia jumbos from Whitley's but they seem to have stopped carrying them. Now I get them from Hope & Harmony (barf!) Farms online.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:40 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 04:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:40 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 04:41 PM (XxJt1)
Probably has a bazillion calories... but still... yum.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2020 04:41 PM (wiXsO)
Well...shit!
I'm not in front of my computer so Ican't fix it....but thank you for the correction.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 04:41 PM (dLLD6)
* Not quite a headline yet, but look for it on lefty sites over the next day or two.
Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2020 04:42 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2020 04:42 PM (vlwIa)
Posted by: Vincent Dikpuncher at January 26, 2020 04:42 PM (CLteG)
Having ribeyes for dinner tonight. Mmmmmm
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 26, 2020 04:43 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:44 PM (dUJdY)
Did it go ok?
also if you have a referral link
Posted by: vmom 2020
Used them twice for hotels, no problems
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 04:44 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2020 04:45 PM (QZCjk)
My boy may be attending MOS school in Missouri.
Perhaps we may meet this spring/summer if you're up to it!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 26, 2020 04:46 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Aviator at January
I was. I got some info but wold happily take more.
Going to be spending some time there for work and trying to decide where to stay and maybe even buy since there seem to be a fair number of inexpensive properties.
I am going to be in and out for weeks at a time, in for a month, out for a month, so one consideration I have is is it safe to leave the home unattended for a month.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 04:48 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:49 PM (/669Q)
1.
So, question for the old'uns.
In the movie Holiday Inn there is a scene early in the movie where Bing Crosby goes into the dressing room of his fiance and notices that the hooks on the back of her dress are not hooked in the correct order and the hook at the top is unhooked. Soon thereafter Fred Astaire goes into her dressing room and notices the same thing about the hooks.
SPOILER ALERT
Is there something about the hooks that suggests that she is not committed or that she is romantically flighty since she dumps both Crosby and Astaire?
Thanks
*I deliberately avoided asking if it meant she was a slut or a whore because I kind of like the movie and did not want to get into that or what the modern day version would have had Crosby and Astaire doing to her in the dressing room.
2.
thanks for the info.
Not sure if you are familiar with the movie.
When Bing noticed he was engaged to the girl to be married that night or the next day.
Fred noticed, right after Bing when he, Fred went into the same girl's dressing room to discuss how she was dumping Bing that night to be with Fred.
Then about a year later she dumps Fred to run off with a Texan from Texas.
thanks
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: bluebell at January
Thanks, BB, will do
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:49 PM (HALdu)
Did it go ok?
also if you have a referral link
Posted by: vmom 2020
Used them twice for hotels, no problems
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 04:44 PM (2cuLk)
I've used hotels.com a couple times with no issues, but that's all.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 04:49 PM (QTPyW)
Mmmmmm
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Gonna fry 'em up in two sticks o' butter?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 04:50 PM (5v15w)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:50 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 26, 2020 04:46 PM
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Fort Leonard Wood?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:51 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 04:51 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: the Butcher at January 26, 2020 04:51 PM (OonSC)
Quadruple decker cheeseburger.
Velveeta queso dip.
Sometimes you people are just plain cruel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2020 04:52 PM (+u0RH)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:50 PM (3nTd6)
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Well, screw the media. I've been pissed about that travesty of justice since it happened.
But they played no small part in whipping up that witch-hunt. They don't get to play indignant now, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 04:52 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 26, 2020 04:46 PM
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Fort Leonard Wood?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:51 PM (Dhht
Alone In The Woods?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 04:52 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 04:53 PM (XxJt1)
Quadruple decker cheeseburger.
Velveeta queso dip.
Sometimes you people are just plain cruel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2020 04:52 PM (+u0RH)
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Did you get to that last picture? You won't be hungry any more.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:53 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (MVjcR)
Yup....Royal Crown is better and cheaper.
You will never see a Royal Crown TV commercial, there is no need.
If you don't know, you don't know and Royal Crown don't care.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 04:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 04:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: klaftern at January 26, 2020 04:54 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac
You must have been a Good Boy.
Posted by: Miklos, dispenser of treats at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Depends on the timing, but I'm up for it. Teej is closer, and I think HH is in the KC metro also.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (u82oZ)
Going to be spending some time there for work and trying to decide where to stay and maybe even buy since there seem to be a fair number of inexpensive properties.
I am going to be in and out for weeks at a time, in for a month, out for a month, so one consideration I have is is it safe to leave the home unattended for a month.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)
I don't live around Waco, but been through a few times.
It seems like an easy place to get out of, especially if you're traveling east/west, so you might be able to consider getting a place in some little berg a few miles out of town, to enhance safety.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (QTPyW)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (q9nin)
I don't mind as long as it doesn't touch the eggs and there's no lipstick on it.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 04:56 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 26, 2020 04:57 PM (StcT2)
Insomniac, I love ya man - but the only other person I've known to eat a dog treat was also a hooker who serviced actual railyard hobos.
I'd keep the dog-treat thing to myself, lest any of these Morons get the wrong idea...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 04:57 PM (uKj5K)
note: what made the Salmon Cakes extra-ordinary was the fresh Avocado-Orange relish that topped it. Fresh orange and avocado chunks with red onion, lime juice, jalapenos and cilantro. Wonderful and light.
A Tahini-Yogurt Sauce was drizzled over the Barley with Lentils and Mushrooms. Easy and so satisfying.
I added pinches of Porcini and Portobello powder to enhance the mushrooms in the dish.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
Twitchy story, because this is understandably a thing on "Black Twitter":
https://tinyurl.com/rll6c2l
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 04:55 PM (q9nin)
LOL! You saw that, huh? I want to know what that secret ingredient is.
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 04:59 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 04:59 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
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!!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (/669Q)
It seems like an easy place to get out of, especially if you're traveling east/west, so you might be able to consider getting a place in some little berg a few miles out of town, to enhance safety.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January
Thanks,
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)
cases of coronavirus here in Virginia - two in central Virginia, and one
here in Northern Virginia.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
Lovely.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (3nTd6)
Hah. Really? wtf
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: not so
I live here, well here and in another state. Been here since 2016 so fairly recent. I was renting a house, but found a decent house that I bought. My house here is referred to has the frat house. Not the main home. Real estate has cooled off a little bit but is still strong. Around the time I bought if a decent house went on the market it would sell in 24 to 48 hours often above asking. Now not so crazy. There are decent places to live and some areas you really want to avoid. Where depends on where you are working and what you want to be close too. If you are going to be out north for work areas I would suggest would be other than what I would suggest if you are going to be more down town or to the south.
E-mail in my Nic, that will get you my real e-mail.
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: klaftern at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (RuIsu)
......
Lol.
I had two vodka and club sodas and two shots of Absinthe in addition to a handful of dry roasted peanuts yesterday.
Felt bad about it so I went to the gym and did the stairclimber for an hour.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (+u0RH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 05:01 PM (dUJdY)
Insomniac, I love ya man - but the only other person I've known to eat a dog treat was also a hooker who serviced actual railyard hobos.
I'd keep the dog-treat thing to myself, lest any of these Morons get the wrong idea...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 04:57 PM (uKj5K)
I don't think anybody would've reached that conclusion without your story. So thanks for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
Really, there's audio at the link.
Some people are speculating that she started to say "Knicks", and switched to "Lakers" and it came out the N-word, but it really just sounds like the N-word to me.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2020 05:02 PM (6XLoz)
https://tinyurl.com/VDH-virus
The Virginia Dept of Health will be keeping a log and updating every week.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:02 PM (/669Q)
Hurray!
Here's Paul Joseph Watson's latest on...bat soup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM_hRWVNcMkfeature=youtu.be
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 04:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
The guy eating the baby mice has to be the most vomit inducing thing I've seen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2020 05:03 PM (QxgFp)
I forgot how much that adds to soups and such until I had leftover portabella's recently. I need to find a shaker to put the grindings in when they dry.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 05:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
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I reckon most of her clientele post regularly here, so I was trying to help you out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 05:03 PM (uKj5K)
Some people are speculating that she started to say "Knicks", and switched to "Lakers" and it came out the N-word, but it really just sounds like the N-word to me.
Posted by: Ian S.
That's fkn hilarious.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:03 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (XxJt1)
https://tinyurl.com/VDH-virus
The Virginia Dept of Health will be keeping a log and updating every week.
Posted by: bluebell
And bat season opens on Friday.
Posted by: Miklos, batter up at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (QzkSJ)
that's quite a fuck-up
wonder if she gets fired
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I imagine most are in Ace's Trophy Room.
Posted by: Miklos, or so I am informed at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Really, there's audio at the link.
Some people are speculating that she started to say "Knicks", and switched to "Lakers" and it came out the N-word, but it really just sounds like the N-word to me.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Eh, that's be a weird mistake to make, given that they're on opposite coasts and the news bimbo has a prompter. But even giving her the benefit of the doubt... she's a journalist.
She said a Bad Word. CANCEL HER. BURN THE WITCH. So it goes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (SL4lK)
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They haven't said what airport they came into, but I knew with Dulles being here it was only a matter of time.
Ugh.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)
I add some to my eggs when doing an omelet.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (q9nin)
https://tinyurl.com/rll6c2l
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (6XLoz)
It is funny because those who are calling for her to be fired have no problem spelling out what they are sure she said.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:08 PM (S9ODh)
that's quite a fuck-up
wonder if she gets fired
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:04 PM (iTXRQ)
If she is an identifiable left winger, then NO
If she has any conservative connections, then she is dead
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:08 PM (85Gof)
I imagine most are in Ace's Trophy Room.
Posted by: Miklos, or so I am informed at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (QzkSJ)
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It's our secret shame. We deride hobos, though most of us are actually pantsless hobos. Je Suis Les Hobeaux.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 05:08 PM (uKj5K)
Haggis: "It's Not Bat Soup"™
Posted by: mindful webworker - pass the locusts and honey at January 26, 2020 05:09 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:09 PM (3nTd6)
Twitchy story, because this is understandably a thing on "Black Twitter":
https://tinyurl.com/rll6c2l
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2020 04:58 PM (6XLoz)
Lakers, Please.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:09 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:09 PM (q9nin)
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"Randy -- the clue was 'people who annoy you'!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 26, 2020 05:10 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:10 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 05:11 PM (K22Va)
Some people are speculating that she started to say "Knicks", and switched to "Lakers" and it came out the N-word, but it really just sounds like the N-word to me.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Eh, that's be a weird mistake to make, given that they're on opposite coasts and the news bimbo has a prompter. But even giving her the benefit of the doubt... she's a journalist.
She said a Bad Word. CANCEL HER. BURN THE WITCH. So it goes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (uKj5K)
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I would. I'm a complete dick and I have enough sense to not say that. And I don't believe it either. You train yourself to have a highly paid occupation and you get paid.
You use that platform to spout as if an authority on anything else then all bets are off. But, she said what she was thinking and she believed it.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 05:11 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Hello Ben muy friend!
Alas, I have some unfortunate news, at least for me.
My daughter suddenly decided to get married this fall. She has settled on two venues. They both only have one night left available. Guess which one?
October 23. Dammit.
So unless I can get my future son in law to cheat on my daughter, I will be a no show at CenTexMoMee. Tried to talk her out of that day, too no avail.
Again, dammit.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 05:13 PM (QTPyW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2020 05:13 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 26, 2020 05:14 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)
So unless I can get my future son in law to cheat on my daughter, I will be a no show at CenTexMoMee. Tried to talk her out of that day, too no avail.
Again, dammit.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 05:13 PM (QTPyW)
Lol...mine is getting married oct 24
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:15 PM (85Gof)
cases of coronavirus here in Virginia - two in central Virginia, and one
here in Northern Virginia.
Posted by: bluebell
Two suspected cases in CenTex. Both college students that just returned from China. Two different schools.
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 05:15 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 26, 2020 05:14 PM (7s3Gx)
Thank You Gabby for that authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 05:16 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:16 PM (q9nin)
cases of coronavirus here in Virginia - two in central Virginia, and one
here in Northern Virginia.
Posted by: bluebell
I am sure further gun control will solve that. Or black face
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:16 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:17 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)
And on Sefton's birthday.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 05:17 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:16 PM (q9nin)
Feeling will be mutual, trust me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 05:18 PM (QTPyW)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:19 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 05:19 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 05:19 PM (uEbPt)
An MSNBC info-blonde reporting on Kobe said he played for the "Los Angeles N*****s",
I can't stop laughing.
It sounds like a scene/line from Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (ajTdy)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (/669Q)
Much to his dad and mum's dismay
Horace ate himself one day
He didn't stop to say his grace
He just sat down and ate his face
"We can't have this!" his dad declared
"If that lad's ate he should be shared"
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes
"Stop him, someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh foolish child!" the father mourned
"You could have deep-fried those with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H was on his second course;
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's gone to scoff the lot!"
His mother cried what shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept her son was seen
To eat his head his heart his spleen
And there he lay, a boy no more
Just a stomach on the floor...
None the less since it was his
They ate it - and that's what haggis is.
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (xXa6+)
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
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Wait for it.
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Insect repellant!
Posted by: TANSTAAFL
There's a clip on YouTube of Jay Leno and Craig Ferguson discussing their Scottish mothers.
Its hilarious !
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (arJlL)
for perfect scrambled eggs, break two eggs into a bowl, add salt, pepper and a teaspoon of buttermilk. Mix it up good and it is ready to use.
There are two methods of cooking, one is to use a hot-hot griddle that you turn off before you dump the eggs in, and then work the eggs until they start to set, then cover to allow it to cook on the residual heat.
The other is to keep the temperature mild, and let the eggs cook long and slow, also covered.
Actually, the third method is to use water to mix the eggs, pull out a cold pan, put it on the burner, turn it on high, and then put the eggs into the still cold pan, bitch, and then watch as you get grey scrambled eggs that have BB sized curds. Then wonder why they always come out tough and unappealing.
That was an old girlfriend's patented technique. She got the same results every time.
Posted by: Kindlltot at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (6rS3m)
Baby B'Boy^2 comes crawling into the living room one time with his cheeks full like a squirrel. The Daughter of Satan and I look at each other and think the same thing: "WTF does he have in his mouth?"
It was the dry dog food her mother always kept down in bowls for her two surprisingly overweight dachshunds. He seemed to be enjoying it greatly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)
And on Sefton's birthday.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 05:17 PM (uEbPt)
And the day of the Challenger disaster.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 26, 2020 05:21 PM (QTPyW)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 05:21 PM (XxJt1)
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Wow. They really should change the name of THAT team before they go makin' a fuss about the Redskins!
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2020 05:22 PM (xXa6+)
Although, his incredible story-- and end-- can't help but remind me of the classic ELP song, Lucky Man.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Jen had about the best take on it in the thread downstairs.
I'm of a mixed mind. On the one hand, he was a brute 17 years ago, and handled the aftermath exceptionally poorly. On the other hand, it might not have risen to the level of a crime, and 17 years of not doing that again ought to mean something.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 05:22 PM (ykYG2)
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Uh, no. Who the hell are the Los Angeles Knicks??? The DNC come up with that one?
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 05:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2020 05:23 PM (arJlL)
It is perhaps not the best food if you have gout.
Posted by: Kindlltot at January 26, 2020 05:23 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:23 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 26, 2020 05:24 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (2r3kq)
Posted by: Agent J at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (S9ODh)
R/C Cola and Moon Pies are a southern tradition.
Although, there is something about crossing the
Mason-Dixon Line that brings on a craving for Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Waepnedmann at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (mD3GL)
But the rapeseed oil is a little weird. I'd stick with the knob of butter.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (q9nin)
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Thanks. Declaring Alert Level Orange.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (MVjcR)
It seems that ever since Jordan retired, a cottage industry has grown up around badmouthing him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: RKae at January 26, 2020 05:26 PM (xXa6+)
That's two beef patties on a sesame seed bun. Before McDonald's took their crap nation wide all my hamburgers were on a poppy seed bun.
Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 05:26 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 05:27 PM (ykYG2)
I've searched and searched and cannot find poppy seed hot dog buns outside of Chicago dog restaurants. I guess I could go to a bakery and place a custom order...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Tha' Scots love Sheeps' Heid 'cos it leaves the ASS for efter dinna.
Posted by: saf at January 26, 2020 05:28 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:23 PM (3nTd6)
Evidently I do, too. The Monty Python poem made me laugh. Go figure.
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 05:28 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)
That's true. If I had to guess, it is probably because the people badmouthing him aren't getting anything out of him.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:28 PM (S9ODh)
And she could be asian. Some have as grad a time with g / k. As they do with l / r. Something to do with sounds in the native language...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (1g7ch)
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It's called canola oil over here.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:29 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)
talking off the cuff on live tv strikes me as a high-wire act at best. I would not attempt it.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Season the loin well. Sous vide at 140 for 4 hours. Chill down well. (I'm planning to refrigerate mine overnight.)
Then smoke at 325 degrees until it reaches an internal temp of 120. Idea is to cook it fully in the sous vide and then reheat and flavor it with the smoker.
Sounds appealing. I'll report back on results.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 05:30 PM (fTtFy)
233. oh no. The worst is when they trap a baby monkey under the table
with just its head is above the surface and they proceed to eat its
brains.
What was that from "Faces of Death"? Everyone at the table got a little hammer to crack the coconut while it spun around wildly trying to get away. Monkey sushi.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (K22Va)
Some people are speculating that she started to say "Knicks", and switched to "Lakers" and it came out the N-word, but it really just sounds like the N-word to me.
Posted by: Ian S.
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I heard it. Clearly "Nakers." Knicks + Lakers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (13CQC)
i'll never buy that shite again
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (MTxDQ)
We've all been following this incredible story about the massive quarantines in China due to this Coronavirus.
So, guess what's the latest fast food place to open just now in my neighborhood?
Panda Express. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (rpxSz)
It's Hormel chili I'll never have again. It just tastes like dirt now IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
One is "What was the price of eggs the year you were born?" Vintage photos and cost of living adjustments. In 1947 a dozen eggs were $.70. Inflation adjusted that's $8.16!!! In 1959, they were $.53 -$4.56 adjusted.
Gee whiz, today I generally pay $.59 at Aldi's. Cheap protein. God bless mechanization.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 26, 2020 05:33 PM (RfzVr)
They're just jealous that they are unable to play golf as well as him. Observe this bunker shot and weep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE12k6XIKnM
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 05:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:33 PM (q9nin)
chilli
baked potato
burger
fries
tea
can't remember but $10. would last all night.
Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 05:34 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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Could be worse. Could be Snake Express or Bat Express.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)
Although, his incredible story-- and end-- can't help but remind me of the classic ELP song, Lucky Man.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, there was that one time he put his dick in crazy... and now it's all we talk about.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:34 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (fTtFy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (q9nin)
outside of Chicago dog restaurants. I guess I could go to a bakery and
place a custom order...
Rosen's, over by da Jewels has them.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (AfYvi)
It's Hormel chili I'll never have again. It just tastes like dirt now IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve
it just looked SO unappetizing coming out of the can- I want real chili but I don't have the patience to make real chili- maybe I can get some take out from a Mex restaurant or something
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
If it's Hormel, it probably taste like cock
all the way from the top down
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:29 PM (/669Q)
Yuck.
I use corn oil. I think canola oil tastes funny, and it definitely doesn't make vinaigrette as well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:36 PM (dLLD6)
Yes it takes some labor and a bit of time, but it's really good. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, there was that one time he put his dick in crazy... and now it's all we talk about.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:34 PM (1g7ch)
And thus the best advice a man will ever receive was born.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:37 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:34 PM (1g7ch)
I never talk or think about Kobe. Sure sorry about,his daughter
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:38 PM (85Gof)
100 OT comment
Anyone used booking dot com for lodgings?
Did it go ok?
also if you have a referral link
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 04:30 PM (G546f)
I've used them a lot. No problems. No up front payment and usually good terms on cancellations.No sure what you mean by referral link.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 05:38 PM (2r3kq)
Peanut oil is much better than soy oil. (Krisko)
Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 05:38 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Hormel, you say ?
Posted by: Beto at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:31 PM (dLLD6)
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You're absolutely correct.
ALERT LEVEL RED!!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (MVjcR)
Then again it's bacon. It's hard to mess up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: henry at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 05:40 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2020 05:40 PM (3nTd6)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:25 PM (1g7ch)
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It's called canola oil over here.
Posted by: bluebell
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Ever wonder about the Extra Virgin Olive Oil that didn't make the cut.
Now we know.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 05:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)
I use corn oil. I think canola oil tastes funny, and it definitely doesn't make vinaigrette as well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:36 PM (dLLD6)
It has a fishy flavor.
Stopped using for anything once I pinned that taste down. Won't even fry fish with anymore.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:41 PM (1g7ch)
if it was at a bar, everyone would laugh and you know it
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:41 PM (rpxSz)
For CBD, I cooked the shrimp in a lovely Tuscan Herb olive oil and garlic.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:41 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 26, 2020 05:42 PM (Nl8Cj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)
I think the prepared food thread posts on February 30th, April 31st, June 31st, etc..
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:42 PM (dLLD6)
What is Your Targeting Matrix.
With guest star Curtis LeMay, Guy Gibson, and the entire zombie Strategic Air Command.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 05:42 PM (u82oZ)
How hard can it be? Tomato soup, canned diced tomatoes, seafood, oregano, onions... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:41 PM (q9nin)
Try the chili oil! it is great, and I'll bet it will work with shrimp.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (dLLD6)
fire, at least one staffer injured. @heshmatalavi has thread.
Great. Guess they were pissed at Trump's latest tweet shutting down their offer of the US ending sanctions to get a new deal started.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: henry at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (J3Rfi)
They knew something was up. Internet, Friday, said US had painted Danger - Keep Away type notices in Arabic on the perimeter wall.
Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 05:43 PM (u82oZ)
Then again it's bacon. It's hard to mess up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM (L2Z
ready to eat bacon, huh
it's all yours baby
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:44 PM (rpxSz)
Hey wait a sec...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)
I would whip up the whites to some degree to entrain air then in pan with a lipid of choice, combine yolks and whites and see what happens.
Jacques Pepin has a few vids on getting good omelets on a plate.
Posted by: krusty at January 26, 2020 05:44 PM (aphAF)
Seriously, you can pull it right outta the box and eat it. It's like magic!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 05:40 PM (EgshT)
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Very wise. After all, that recommendation came from the guy (who calls himself a foodie) with 7 year-old Velveeta lurking in his fridge.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (/669Q)
Its hilarious !
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2020 05:20 PM (arJlL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GVWwYih9o
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (S9ODh)
Since they now have The Deplorable Gourmet I may have moved my name to the top of the list for the next batch.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:39 PM
Mr. Meyer: I know it's bacon, but what have you done to it?
Mr. Meyer: You said you didn't like all the fat from fried bacon...so I boiled it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (rBtIz)
Seriously, you can pull it right outta the box and eat it. It's like magic!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)
pretty sure I would eat anything named Magic
be my guest but get your shots
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (rpxSz)
I wait all week for this thread and there's never any bat wing recipes.
You don't want to see me mad.
Posted by: Hillary at January 26, 2020 05:47 PM (Dutea)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM (/669Q)
It said it was 18!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:48 PM (dLLD6)
No rabies, diarrhea or Coronavirus yet...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)
fire, at least one staffer injured. @heshmatalavi has thread.
???
And? Like they have not been firing mortars at it and the green zone for 20 years?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 26, 2020 05:49 PM (+fPHo)
Hormel's ready-to-eat bacon is pretty good.
I have to admit I like their corned beef hash once in awhile.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 05:49 PM (K22Va)
Still get cravings 45 years later. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:46 PM
Horace's redneck cousin.
(you Pratchett fans will get that)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 05:50 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:48 PM (dLLD6)
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Actually, it probably was. Velveeta is mostly made from plastic, right? The expiration date is probably calculated in years rather than months, maybe decades even.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:50 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 05:50 PM (MTxDQ)
I wait all week for this thread and there's never any dog recipes.
Now I have to polish Mike's ...er Michelle's...gotta go now.
Posted by: Baracky Ovomit at January 26, 2020 05:50 PM (Dutea)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:48 PM (dLLD6)
https://youtu.be/N1IiNr9On5k
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (S9ODh)
Has this asshole always been an asshole?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (85Gof)
One 15 oz can Refried Black Beans (black beans are a must)
One 16 oz jar of your favorite salsa (I like smoked jalapeno or smoked chipotle )
Mix the beans with one-half up to the full jar of salsa, per your taste. Heat in microwave of small crock pot. Top each portion with chopped onions, shredded cheese, sliced jalapenos, or nothing, as you like.
And remember - Never voluntarily fly in a helicopter!
Posted by: Gref at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (AMIL/)
fried them up for a couple of minutes with some garlic and sesame oil
like budda
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Satan at January 26, 2020 05:52 PM (Dutea)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 05:50 PM (MTxDQ)
yes , first you take some Hormel ready to eat artichokes....
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM (eYD0A)
Just the tips?
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM (QLPEO)
cornbread with maple syrup for dinner on Sunday nights. it's been
decades since I've had that treat. I may have to do that next week.
My husband does the maple syrup on cornbread thing. Our son loves cornbread so we have it often. I use the Krusteaz mix,
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM (bDqIh)
Has this asshole always been an asshole?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (85Gof)
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Oh it has been instructive there Mike
Veeerrryyy. Instructive.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 05:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 05:54 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM (bDqIh)
Your not from the south, are you?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:54 PM (1g7ch)
my dad liked his cornbread and 'soup beans' (pinto beans). I carry on his tradition.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 05:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 26, 2020 05:55 PM (0oVJn)
I'd take those three and then throw in some artichoke hearts, garlic and whatever else you fancy and bet you'll get something good.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (d9Cw3)
According to our esteemed host, maple syrup isn't good on anything EXCEPT French Toast.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 26, 2020 05:55 PM (StcT2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (rpxSz)
I remember reading somewhere thst going by smokepoint may be a red herring in evaluating healthy cooking oils, and that olive oil is still the healthiest?
followed by coconut oil
personally I like lard and tallow but the family does not
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (G546f)
Posted by: skywch at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (IWvy/)
Totally OT.
My grandson has assumed control of the wand of power. He now controls the tv and we are watching Star Wars.
Did the rebels ever use any attack pattern besides "Delta?"
Jeez. No wonder they're always getting their asses kicked. Predictable.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
Well......we're waiting.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (QLPEO)
Take artichokes, run under cold water, cut them up into small bits and then take them in a bowl and dump into the compost pile turning them under.
You did say dump right?
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Colin at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (sUl9n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (VNfwt)
Anyway, as is typical, our youngest son rolled his eyes when he saw the dipping bowls next to everyone's dinner plates. And, in an attempt to jerk my chain, he ate half his sliced pork before giving the Jezebel a try. After one taste, though, he admitted liking it and even asked if he could take some home -- said he wanted to try basting it on grilled ham slices.
He and I have been playing this game for years, and it never grows old!
Posted by: Kathy at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (q7uEm)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (axyOa)
Red leader was last in his class at flight school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:58 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 05:59 PM (1g7ch)
CBD is at his best in the Food Thread. Authoritative but supportive, not to be trifled with but approachable with legit questions, and a small dash of sly wit.
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 05:59 PM (QHOuo)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 06:00 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 05:59 PM (QHOuo)
I read that as truffled with.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:00 PM (VNfwt)
the canola oil taste might be something that only somrppl can detect
I remember reading somewhere thst going by smokepoint may be a red
herring in evaluating healthy cooking oils, and that olive oil is still
the healthiest?
followed by coconut oil
personally I like lard and tallow but the family does not
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (G546f)
I use olive oil on everything. I even fried some wings in it. you have to regulate the temperature but it is no big thing.
I will go with canola if it requires high heat and I want to save a buck. I guess peanut oil is the standard for serious frying.
I have messed around with lard and coconut oil but they didn't do it for me. For sure lard makes the best pies but that is beyond my skill level.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 06:01 PM (dMrJJ)
What it will do is gradually precipitate out the half-cup of salt that's in every loaf. When you open it you will find a slightly shrunken loaf surrounded by chunks of crystals.
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:01 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 05:56 PM (G546f)
"Bacon Butter" is good too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 06:01 PM (1g7ch)
Seriously, you can pull it right outta the box and eat it. It's like magic!!
I get the low-sodium bacon that you nuke for about a minute per slice. Comes out really crispy cause it's pretty thin.
The less I have to stand, the better.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven
except for the people who insist chili has no beans
we need a native Texan to weigh in here
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 05:57 PM (axyOa)
Red leader was last in his class at flight school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 05:58 PM (dLLD6)
He wasn't named McCain, was he?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (MD6Fb)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)
NO
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (rpxSz)
Yes a lot of his stuff on the Late Late Show was repetitive but he was still great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (iTXRQ)
What it will do is gradually precipitate out the half-cup of salt that's in every loaf. When you open it you will find a slightly shrunken loaf surrounded by chunks of crystals.
Posted by: creeper at January 26
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Cougar Gold for the win!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: skywch at January 26, 2020 06:04 PM (IWvy/)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:04 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: eleven
except for the people who insist chili has no beans
we need a native Texan to weigh in here
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)
I say if you enjoy it go for it. If it is Kidney beans, you are dead to me. I could see pinto beans if you needed the fiber. But kidney beans in chili is like a shot through the heart to a Texan.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:05 PM (XxJt1)
Just the tips?
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2020 05:53 PM
This place....
And how "Just the Tips" isn't a recipe in TDG, I have no idea.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 06:05 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (iTXRQ)
who gives a crap, I just spit in my beer! I am medieval at this point!
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Pinto T. Kirk at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (QHOuo)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:04 PM (MVjcR)
Except for blowing up on the slightest impact.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:06 PM (XxJt1)
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I knew that I liked you.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (K22Va)
but at places like Terlingua, when I was a kid cooking chili
a bean
a tomato
a carrot
a disqualification
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM
I can only imagine Zod's response to this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (bDqIh)
we need a native Texan to weigh in here
Posted by: DB- just DB
I'm not native, but I live in Texas
I like beans in my chili
We cook and eat it with the blinds drawn.
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (q9nin)
can they go in chili ?
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BEN ROETHISLBLERGER at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip
The Hanson brothers just made their presence known on the ice. Just now they are at the Ice Capades.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (MVjcR)
Remember actual gubmit cheese? Black and white packages, it was refrigerated only to keep the chemical oils and salts from oozing out, room temp stable unopened for years, like Chinese knock-off Velveta...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (QHOuo)
Was out of electronic connection and just found out about Kobe Bryant.
First, real facts, not ABC News bullshit.
First call came into 911 at 9:47 am LA time. The fog was extremely thick. The pilot crashed into the side of the mountain, all died, and a quarter acre brush fire started.
There were nine souls on the helicopter, according to the LA Sheriff's office. Rumors are that Kobe, his 13 year old daughter, a friend of hers and a parent of that friend, were on board. Others unknown at this time.
He was on the way to a 7th and 8th grade bb tournament that his daughter was in, and he coached.
I used to be a true sports fanatic. Still follow some sports, but not like before contracts and politics became more important than statistics and wins.
When the NBA was politically stolen from Seattle, I gave up on that league. In the 12 years since, I don't miss it even a little bit, because the game is mostly one-on-one dunks and very little teamwork. But as a Sonics fan, the Lakers were in our division and so Kobe was a part of the news cycle a lot.
Kobe was certainly not a perfect person, nobody is. But he was one of the good ones. He didn't have to, but he helped a lot of younger people get involved with positive activities, during his career and especially after he retired.
He Paid it Forward a lot. He was an incredible roll model for young urban boys, something sorely lacking these days. He was the opposite of those negative stories we see these days about pro sports players.
Kobe won an Oscar as well as 5 NBA Championships.
I hate the NBA with a passion, but this Sonics fan will miss Kobe. Kobe Bryant was a lot more than a great NBA player. He was a good guy and a good citizen.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:10 PM (K22Va)
I like beans in my chili
We cook and eat it with the blinds drawn.
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (2cuLk)
it's OK
I have mayo on my cornbeef at Katzs
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:10 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 26, 2020 06:11 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:11 PM (q9nin)
Also, chili may or may not have beans, but cornbread shouldn't have sugar.
Posted by: Kindlltot at January 26, 2020 06:11 PM (6rS3m)
Speaking of prepared food, anyone try those pre-made pancakes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:12 PM (ajTdy)
Sad day.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 06:12 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
I've watched Slapshot multiple times when most in attendance were college males who were drinking. Guess when the room went silent and the guys paid attention?
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:12 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:03 PM (axyOa)
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*fistbump*
I think I still have a can in the downstairs fridge.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:12 PM (/669Q)
I DENOUNCE MYSELF.
Posted by: BEN ROETHISLBLERGER at January 26, 2020 06:13 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:13 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2020 06:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:02 PM
If you have beans in chili, its just some kind of soup. Chili is made in a cast iron pot and served over cornbread, garnished with jalapenos and cotija cheese, served with a cold beer.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 26, 2020 06:14 PM (aIRv9)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:15 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: Vendette
Or when the mom from Christmas Story is bucko in bed with Paul Newman? It's gotta be that.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:15 PM (VNfwt)
and Hitch, Barbara Stanwyck, Deb Kerr, Irene Dunne among others won none
man, the oscars have sucked for a very long time
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:15 PM (rpxSz)
True story yesterday:
So Vermin #2 wanted a snack enroute practice, stopped at McStuffit's, he ordered a McGriddle 'with nothing on it.'
He got 2 pancakes, no egg, meat, cheese.
America, I hardly knew ye...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (QHOuo)
Posted by: Ben Had
I'm afraid I'd OD on slow-cooked meat
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:15 PM (q9nin)
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You can only order it from WASU. I have it because my Seattle brother has send it to me for Christmas, God bless him.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (/669Q)
I DENOUNCE MYSELF.
Posted by: BEN ROETHISLBLERGER at January 26, 2020 06:13 PM (CLteG)
always heard Kobe was very tender
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (fTtFy)
In one of the worst Tex mex places I ever had the shame of entering. They offered
Chili con queso.. It was something like hormel Chili with a few sprinkles of Cheddar.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 26, 2020 06:17 PM (QHOuo)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:17 PM (q9nin)
Although I DO love haddock deep fried (or even pan friend) like cod.. it is even better!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2020 06:17 PM (CjFDo)
For to make my Famous Alabama Heartstopper Dip for the first Alabama game of the season. 1lb brick with a 16 oz of Rotel (my favorite but B'Gal doesn't like it because spicy) or any picante sauce.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:17 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:17 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell
Point of order: "best by" 7 years ago.
That's... carry the two... 34-year-old velveeta.
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Vendette
Or when the mom from Christmas Story is bucko in bed with Paul Newman? It's gotta be that.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:15 PM (VNfwt)
Bingo.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (StcT2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:10 PM (rpxSz)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 06:19 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (P1f+c)
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Yes. Older than we are, in fact.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:19 PM (/669Q)
An FB friend just posted that his son drove his new car (a Camaro) to Hooters so he could have pics taken with Hooters waitresses looking comely on top or next to it.
I'd bet that secretly those waitresses are sick of having to pose next to whoever's new car all the time. "Oh boy, another guy with another car. Let's get this over with, hopefully we can work a nice tip out of it."
I've also seen a lot of pics of Hooters waitresses posing with crossdressers who visit the restaurant. Who wants to guess they're kinda tired of that too?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)
SPAM topped with Velveeta?
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (SL4lK)
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You know how I know you don't have a custom-made hash? Because that's a 6 instead of a 0.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:12 PM (ajTdy)
Yup....I get the De Wafflebakers ones.
Comes in a plastic bag and I like the small ones wrapped in threes which is a perfect serving for one person.
The bag has about 8 servings or some such. Heat and eat for a breakfast treat!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
this all sounds good
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:10 PM (rpxSz)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 06:19 PM (dLLD6)
that's why you got it
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:21 PM (rpxSz)
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He's a talentless, pandering hack!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:21 PM (q9nin)
Goes with the territory, I suppose. I imagine they make very good tips.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 26, 2020 06:21 PM (d6Ksn)
Haven't watched basketball since the Knicks were good, which was when Kobe first entered the league 20 years ago.
This very sad news especially so since his young daughter also died.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 26, 2020 06:21 PM (rJbNA)
I've read it's not uncommon for Hooters waitresses to take home thousands of dollars in tips each month.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Take me out and cover me with syrup
Please don't leave in me in here too long
If you do I'll be like rubber
And that's my microwave pancake song.
Posted by: a singing pancake at January 26, 2020 06:22 PM (Tnijr)
Haven't watched basketball since the Knicks were good
Did they even have TV back then ?
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 06:22 PM (S9ODh)
Velveeta mixed with a can of Ro-Tel tomatoes and chilis..
Microwave - eat
geez louise..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2020 06:23 PM (CjFDo)
I've read it's not uncommon for Hooters waitresses to take home thousands of dollars in tips each month.
Which they spend on drugs and scumbag boyfriends, instead of making boring vaguely unattractive middle aged men happy.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 26, 2020 06:24 PM (QHOuo)
Posted by: Skip
The Hanson brothers just made their presence known on the ice. Just now they are at the Ice Capades.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:09 PM (VNfwt)
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I always loved their respect for the National Anthem
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 06:24 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Has this asshole always been an asshole?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2020 05:51 PM (85Gof)
I believe that Trump already knew the Democrats were controlled tools of Globalist anti-American scum, and with their tools in the press, wanted to take him down any way possible.
So go eff yourself Braun, you Deep State tit-sucker.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Groundhog
I'M LISTENING TO THE F***ING SONG!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (n13/j)
Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (VcFUs)
http://cougarcheese.wsu.edu
Prepare to have your cheese world turned upside down.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (axyOa)
Even when I first heard this at the age of six I wondered when Jesus had visited the North Atlantic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (MTxDQ)
Eggo Buttermilk pancakes aren't half bad if you're in a hurry for breakfast. I soak them in ICBINB and just a little syrup. Actually goes well with a strip or two of that nuked bacon. It's a fast breakfast.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (HaL55)
I think I just got cable television and started watching them consistently and then, they went on a 20 plus year journey into suckatude.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (rJbNA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
gee thanks!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (oW/8k)
Are you sure about that? I thought it was acidic foods which were resistant to botulism?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (q9nin)
No - was the cornbread mix the giveaway?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2020 06:07 PM (bDqIh)
Yup. 57 different varieties on cornmeal in every aisle in the stores down here. Probably more options than wheat flour. Have to go with the latino section for coarse corn meal though. Most of what is labeled cornmeal I would call corn flour.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (1g7ch)
It's already spicy!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (L2ZTs)
An FB friend just posted that his son drove his new car (a Camaro) to Hooters so he could have pics taken with Hooters waitresses looking comely on top or next to it.
I'd bet that secretly those waitresses are sick of having to pose next to whoever's new car all the time. "Oh boy, another guy with another car. Let's get this over with, hopefully we can work a nice tip out of it."
I've also seen a lot of pics of Hooters waitresses posing with crossdressers who visit the restaurant. Who wants to guess they're kinda tired of that too?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January
There is so much sad here that Kobe's family feels sorry for your friend.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Yup....I get the De Wafflebakers ones.
Comes in a plastic bag and I like the small ones wrapped in threes which is a perfect serving for one person.
The bag has about 8 servings or some such. Heat and eat for a breakfast treat!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I'll have to try some.
It appears Aunt Jemima stopped making frozen pancake batter. I ain't making pancake butter. I know it's easy, but it isn't worth the mess and clean up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (ajTdy)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (axyOa)
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Yes. I have had most of the other types they have and they are fine, but nothing, nothing beats the Cougar gold.
I made scalloped potatoes with it once. OMG. I never did it again because I'd eat the whole pan myself.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
How about mess hall chili-mac with a cornbread top?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2020 06:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at January 26, 2020 06:27 PM (yQpMk)
I think those women are specifically trained to stay away from guys like me. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Earl "the Pearl" Negro was the best according to MSNBC
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:28 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (MTxDQ)
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It is, so you have to buy enough to make it worthwhile. It comes in cans, which sounds weird, but it keeps in the fridge unopened forever.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:28 PM (/669Q)
The GI bleed was scary and he'll follow up with a gastroenterologist. Thoughts and prayers would be welcome.
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:28 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip
They made a version wehre the guys were not circumcised?
Wonder how much they had to pay them to get circumcised for the reshoot?
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 06:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)
maybe it's the ready to eat bacon
chicks are funny like that
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:29 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2020 06:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 06:29 PM (L2ZTs)
I wasn't sure about the Eggo pancakes because I assumed they were made like Hostess makes cupcakes -- out of chemicals.
ICBINB
Why not just use Buttah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (ajTdy)
I really don't understand Margarine or any butter substitute.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (ajTdy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (gd9RK)
That is some welcome news, thanks!
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 06:31 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
It appears Aunt Jemima stopped making frozen pancake batter. I ain't making pancake butter. I know it's easy, but it isn't worth the mess and clean up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:26 PM (ajTdy)
Yup.....the mess and clean up is longer than cooking and eating so I switched.
De Wafflebakers also has chocolate chip and blueberry flavors if you like to try them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)
In my experience Hooters waitresses are only interested in two things.
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:32 PM (MTxDQ)
What's this?
Diet Scam Programs (like Jenny Craig) are attaching DNA tests to their diet programs?
Does this have something to do with the new racist bullshit about it's racist for a black woman to be on the same diet as a white woman because they're "not the same" and the diet doesn't work?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 06:32 PM (ajTdy)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:32 PM (Tnijr)
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I thought that was the men who frequent Hooters.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (/669Q)
Yes. He's really in it.
If you follow hockey, you'll get it.
Imagine hanging out in the 'rons locker room. It'll be a lot like that.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (/669Q)
OMG, bluebell! Yes, Paul Newman is really in it.
I have the dvd somewhere and the comment track is all Hanson brothers. They were real life minor league hockey players and all they talk about is whether the actors could really skate or if the filmmakers shot around it.
Paul Newman could really skate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: bluebell
yes he's really in it- it's about a minor league hockey team and has some quirky characters and you'll get the most out of it if you're already a big hockey fan
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
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No. I have found a good sharp cheddar to be best.
Kraft Cracker Barrel - Extra Sharp
That has always worked well for me.. One whole brick shredded for a cookie sheet sized batch of nachos.
And I use Pace Picante Sauce (Medium) on the corn chips before the cheese.. then 450 degree oven. Crispy, spicy, cheesy.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (CjFDo)
My 2 daughters are named ROTEL and ROTEL II.
I demand MONEY and APOLOGIES for your RACISM.
Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 06:34 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: The 70s and 80s at January 26, 2020 06:34 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bluebell
yes he's really in it- it's about a minor league hockey team and has some quirky characters and you'll get the most out of it if you're already a big hockey fan
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:33 PM (iTXRQ)
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Didn't Newman wear Leather Pants in it?
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (VYwSh)
seen I will never see Slapshot. Even if Paul Newman is really in it.
Is he really in it?
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:30 PM (/669Q)
As has been mentioned, yes, Newman is in it. You can live a happy and contented life without seeing it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: bluebell
Honestly you'd be surprised. Newman was at the absolute apex of his popularity and he chose to make this kinda low budget, foul mouthed hilarious movie. It still surprises me. Really kinda ground breaking for the time.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: The 70s and 80s at January 26, 2020 06:34 PM (n13/j)
I formatted that great but forgot to link the butter margarine comment.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2020 06:36 PM (gd9RK)
Nieder-Braun: dead, ...
Posted by: Sen. Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:36 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
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The image that always comes to mind, the Hanson brothers:
https://tinyurl.com/vqp57e2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)
SPAM topped with Velveeta?
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:20 PM (SL4lK)
And Twinkies for dessert.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: eleven
>>we need a native Texan to weigh in here.
Native Texan here. My great-great-grandaddy Jedediah "Cookie" Throckmorton would use as much beans and as little beef as possible in his trail drive chili. When you're driving cattle up the Goodnight-Loving Trail, you want to eat as little of inventory as possible. All-beef chili is great, but beans were there at the start and they're still great in a bowl of "Texas Red".
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:35 PM (SL4lK)
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Thank you. As much as I love Paul Newman, I think I'll pass. And I don't follow hockey so I wouldn't get it anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:38 PM (/669Q)
I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on my cholesterol. I dearly love butter and eat it a fair bit still. But I've had to cut back since my bypass. They recommended some low-cholesterol crap margarine at first, but ICBINB tasted better and had about the same numbers as the crappy-tasting stuff.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:39 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:39 PM (q9nin)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (6/uwW)
2nd best
Caddyshack is unmatched
sports or otherwise
Like Trump, we are not worthy of either
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (rpxSz)
"Cookie" Throckmorton would use as much beans and as little beef as
possible in his trail drive chili. When you're driving cattle up the
Goodnight-Loving Trail, you want to eat as little of inventory as
possible. All-beef chili is great, but beans were there at the start
and they're still great in a bowl of "Texas Red".
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (d9Cw3)
that was a strong play right there. i respect it. I already got in two arguments today so i am staying out of this one. But as a Texan, you have guts and are probably spilling some facts.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (n13/j)
* Not quite a headline yet, but look for it on lefty sites over the next day or two.
Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2020 04:42 PM (fK2gX)
I'm out of the loop. Did Kobe Bryant, a basketball player, croak?
And I went to a Burns Night supper last evening in Chandler. We had haggis, shepherd's pie, neeps and tatties, and salad. There was Highland dancing, pipers, and booze. Fun evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (LxWV7)
You know it isn't going to work.
https://tinyurl.com/uujytna
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (S9ODh)
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For decades, the Kennesaw College athletic teams were called 'The Hooters'. The mascot was an owl.
The decay of society compelled them to change the name. They are now, I believe, 'The Owls'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:39 PM (q9nin)
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Its bueno!
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2020 06:41 PM (UUkQp)
Huachinango a la Vercruzana.
Or...Red Snapper Vera Cruz style.
Holy Cow! is that one delightful dish. There's a reason it's one of the Big Boys of Mexican cuisine.
Served it with Arroz Verde. (that's green rice, y'all) which was a perfect accompaniment.
And some Southwest style cole slaw.
Yum yum yum yum yum.
I used Diana Kennedy's recipes for both the fish and rice. She's almost always the guarantee of a great meal.
I believe you can find both online.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2020 06:41 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)
I ain't making pancake butter. I know it's easy, but it isn't worth the mess and clean up.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Especially when all you end up with is pancakes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 06:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 06:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: The Longest Yard at January 26, 2020 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Even when I first heard this at the age of six I wondered when Jesus had visited the North Atlantic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM
**shifty eyes**
Posted by: The Knights Templar on Oak Island at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (786Ro)
He will have to be called as a witness now.
Posted by: ggreg at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (045k4)
Let's just say he's busy keeping secrets...
Posted by: Hillary! at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)
As has been mentioned, yes, Newman is in it. You can live a happy and contented life without seeing it.
I agree. Old clips of Bobby Hull and hockey before helmets and face masks are much better.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (K22Va)
578 In my experience Hooters waitresses are only interested in two things.
Haggis and maple syrup.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 06:37 PM (EgshT)
Word. I like to go to Hooters after running my syrup evaporator all day. They can't resist.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2020 06:45 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Groundhog
I'M LISTENING TO THE F***ING SONG!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (VNfwt)
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I youtube that scene every couple of months just for the yucks.
I also do the same for Office Space Printer Scene. But only the uncensored version. Michael Bolton in his most memorable role.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 26, 2020 06:45 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:39 PM (q9nin)
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Its bueno!
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
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Mucho bueno!
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2020 06:45 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 06:46 PM (MVjcR)
He will have to be called as a witness now.
Posted by: ggreg at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (045k4)
I read the words but still only hear Charlie Brown's teacher.
Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 06:46 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: bluebell
I've never seen it either.
Around the time the movie came out, I and 3 friends had gone annually to fish in Canada for Brook Trout.
The 3rd year, 2 brothers joined us, and they were quickly named "The Hansens".
The 1st day, they flipped their boat, and almost crashed into other boats.
Of course, we drank beer. But those guys got drunk, and I mean DRUNK the first day. We went in to wash up for supper, and the one brother went to sleep on his bunk with his coat and boots on. Someone remarked on that and someone else said "He wants to be ready to fish in the morning", which sent us into convulsive laughter. The other brother, who at least had taken off his coat and boots, opened one eye and said drunkenly and slowly "Quit pickin' on my brother".
Any mention of the Hansen Brothers brings back memories of that trip.
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2020 06:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (StcT2)
Let's just say he's busy keeping secrets...
Posted by: Hillary! at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (YIHHg)
well done !!
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (rpxSz)
helicopter accident on a movie set
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Aunt Jemima has been a part of our family as long as I can remember, I'm not kicking her out now. Loyalty is in important element of character.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (q9nin)
I agree. Old clips of Bobby Hull and hockey before helmets and face masks are much better.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (K22Va)
My dad took a photo of my then 3-year-old brother with Bobby Hull, and brother was wearing his gloves and holding his stick. 18 years later, Dad showed Bobby a picture of brother in current day and got that photo personally autographed.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (SL4lK)
He will have to be called as a witness now.
Posted by: ggreg at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (045k4)
sounds like BS. And who ever cared about Bolton anyway. He never should have been a part of the admin. He was a square peg in a round hole. What a dumb Idea this guy was. Bu what you say is mostly a lie I bet as pretty much no one is even watching this MSNBC spin off show.
I debated some Dems on the election just yesterday and not a one even mentioned impeachment. That is how much is registers. Most people are ignoring the thing. Even serious Dems don't have time to waste.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:48 PM (n13/j)
Unfortunately, he's dead and Kaperdick breathes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 26, 2020 06:49 PM (d6Ksn)
http://cougarcheese.wsu.edu
Prepare to have your cheese world turned upside down.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 06:25 PM (axyOa)
This Husky would give more than two thumbs up for Cougar Gold, but I only have two thumbs.
If you like awesome white sharp cheddar, just buy a tin. Just. Buy. It.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: hotel maid at January 26, 2020 06:49 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Ben Had
I'm a grizzled old bachelor, I eat boring easy-to-prepare food
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Speaking of Bobby Hull, saw both him and Gordie Howe play a long time ago back when San Diego had a hockey team...The Gulls.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 26, 2020 06:47 PM (StcT2)
There was an "Old-timers" league that used to go around and play minor league teams, first responders' teams, and the like, for charity. Some of the famous players served as referees. I saw Hull, Maurice Richard, Eddie Shack, Billy "Suitcase" Smith, and a bunch of others.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:50 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2020 06:51 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: dartist
I liked the movie, but gotta agree.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 06:51 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 26, 2020 06:53 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:54 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Carl Gustav! at January 26, 2020 06:55 PM (oM+Cq)
Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Davey Allison.
Otis Redding.
Kobe Bryant.
Helicopters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 26, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)
Bill Graham
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 26, 2020 06:55 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:55 PM (rpxSz)
Anyway offer holds, if you want me to go pick up some tins and ship them to you I can do that. I'd recommend waiting till February and seeing what their specialty limited edition releases are...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 26, 2020 06:55 PM (FRxMc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)
They don't serve real panda. Don't go there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2020 06:55 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:56 PM (Tnijr)
brother was wearing his gloves and holding his stick. 18 years later,
Dad showed Bobby a picture of brother in current day and got that photo
personally autographed.
Oh man. That's stuff to be passed down in the family. Nice.
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:56 PM (K22Va)
And a gentle rapist.
Posted by: hotel maid at January 26, 2020 06:49 PM (nfcV2)
careful, I've already had my dick pinched for such
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:57 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2020 06:57 PM (UUkQp)
Peter Strozk grew up in Iran, attended the American School in Iran up until 1978 when it closed down and then he attended the American School in Saudi Arabia.
I knew this but forgot it. Then re-remembered it I guess.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 26, 2020 06:57 PM (nfcV2)
Velveeta. If you think you are too suave go ahead with a mixture of
farmhouse cheddar from Yorkshire, some Swiss from the alps, and maybe a
gruyere. But if the cheese seizes up and is chalky, don't blame me.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 06:54 PM (n13/j)
I don't like queso. Unlike may Democrats, I won't attempt to ban Velveeta as a result.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: freaked
well knock me over with a feather.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Rest in peace Kobe and Gianna Bryant.
Posted by: creeper at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (qUFPp)
Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 06:56 PM (K22Va)
Brother cried when he got that autographed photo of him and Bobby when he was 3.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:59 PM (SL4lK)
Posted by: freaked
I believe the term is "raison d'etre"
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 06:59 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 06:56 PM (Tnijr)
Not true? Not true?........Not true?......
Posted by: Dad from Breaking Away at January 26, 2020 07:00 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 06:58 PM (SL4lK)
a bit of the libertarian- conservative streak I see. So you don't like something but for some reason allow it to exist. For sure you are no Dem.
Posted by: Quint at January 26, 2020 07:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 07:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at January 26, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)
HE MEANS, TRY THE BEEF, FOLKS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 26, 2020 07:01 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: Dad from Breaking Away at January 26, 2020 07:01 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 07:02 PM (rpxSz)
However, other than the fact that it is sad for his family, could not care less and do not understand why anyone does.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 07:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2020 07:03 PM (EgshT)
Generally the never used tomatos and beans were always in another bowl.
Chilies, onion and some seasonings and suet were used. Pork chunks often rounded out the beef.
On a trail drive i can see why beans were plenty and you looked hard for the meat.
Posted by: loneranger at January 26, 2020 07:03 PM (aphAF)
On this here smart military blog, we nosh on goose liver, fish eggs and champagne.
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2020 07:04 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM
Or as my Southern born wife calls them, "boled" peanuts.
Posted by: clutch at January 26, 2020 07:05 PM (9UmRs)
Interesting so far.
I can't know the truth of this but it confirms for me the absolute idiocy of the media in their grieving the death of Salami.
The movie also claims Iranian Christians are strongly pro Israel and Judaism.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 26, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 26, 2020 07:11 PM (fTtFy)
None better.
Posted by: vivi at January 26, 2020 07:12 PM (11H2y)
I saw a V-22 Osprey in the air above stately Casa Backwardio this afternoon. Never seen a live one before. Also saw a fairly large transport plane that I couldn't identify on approach a couple of week ago. Been more military planes than usual, prolly because PDT's moving down here close.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bill at January 26, 2020 07:13 PM (DY3v8)
On this here smart military blog, we nosh on goose liver, fish eggs and champagne.
That's good too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 26, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 26, 2020 07:15 PM (d6Ksn)
It was sort of a "chili concentrate", sold refrigerated or frozen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2020 07:16 PM (qUFPp)
I see Dolores brand bricks in nearby supermarkets often.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)
I haven't seen it in many years, but will look around some more. Maybe it's only available regionally nowadays?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2020 07:19 PM (qUFPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 26, 2020 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 07:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: vivi at January 26, 2020 07:52 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2020 08:23 PM (6lDgd)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at January 27, 2020 06:12 AM (lXZ2r)
Posted by: AzDesertRat at January 27, 2020 01:11 PM (/2TXu)
The Haggis Of Private McPhee
by Robert William Service
"Hae ye heard whit ma auld mither's postit tae me?
It fair maks me hamesick," says Private McPhee.
"And whit did she send ye?" says Private McPhun,
As he cockit his rifle and bleezed at a Hun.
"A haggis! A Haggis!" says Private McPhee;
"The brawest big haggis I ever did see.
And think! it's the morn when fond memory turns
Tae haggis and whuskey--the Birthday o' Burns.
We maun find a dram; then we'll ca' in the rest
O' the lads, and we'll hae a Burns' Nicht wi' the best."
"Be ready at sundoon," snapped Sergeant McCole;
"I want you two men for the List'nin' Patrol."
Then Private McPhee looked at Private McPhun:
"I'm thinkin', ma lad, we're confoundedly done."
Then Private McPhun looked at Private McPhee:
"I'm thinkin' auld chap, it's a' aff wi' oor spree."
But up spoke their crony, wee Wullie McNair:
"Jist lea' yer braw haggis for me tae prepare;
And as for the dram, if I search the camp roun',
We maun hae a drappie tae jist haud it doon.
Sae rin, lads, and think, though the nicht it be black,
O' the haggis that's waitin' ye when ye get back."
My! but it wis waesome on Naebuddy's Land,
And the deid they were rottin' on every hand.
And the rockets like corpse candles hauntit the sky,
And the winds o' destruction went shudderin' by.
There wis skelpin' o' bullets and skirlin' o' shells,
And breengin' o' bombs and a thoosand death-knells;
But cooryin' doon in a Jack Johnson hole
Little fashed the twa men o' the List'nin' Patrol.
For sweeter than honey and bricht as a gem
Wis the thocht o' the haggis that waitit for them.
Yet alas! in oor moments o' sunniest cheer
Calamity's aften maist cruelly near.
And while the twa talked o' their puddin' divine
The Boches below them were howkin' a mine.
And while the twa cracked o' the feast they would hae,
The fuse it wis burnin' and burnin' away.
Then sudden a roar like the thunner o' doom,
A hell-leap o' flame . . . then the wheesht o' the tomb.
"Haw, Jock! Are ye hurtit?" says Private McPhun.
"Ay, Geordie, they've got me; I'm fearin' I'm done.
It's ma leg; I'm jist thinkin' it's aff at the knee;
Ye'd best gang and leave me," says Private McPhee.
"Oh leave ye I wunna," says Private McPhun;
"And leave ye I canna, for though I micht run,
It's no faur I wud gang, it's no muckle I'd see:
I'm blindit, and that's whit's the maitter wi' me."
Then Private McPhee sadly shakit his heid:
"If we bide here for lang, we'll be bidin' for deid.
And yet, Geordie lad, I could gang weel content
If I'd tasted that haggis ma auld mither sent."
"That's droll," says McPhun; "ye've jist speakit ma mind.
Oh I ken it's a terrible thing tae be blind;
And yet it's no that that embitters ma lot--
It's missin' that braw muckle haggis ye've got."
For a while they were silent; then up once again
Spoke Private McPhee, though he whussilt wi' pain:
"And why should we miss it? Between you and me
We've legs for tae run, and we've eyes for tae see.
You lend me your shanks and I'll lend you ma sicht,
And we'll baith hae a kyte-fu' o' haggis the nicht."
Oh the sky it wis dourlike and dreepin' a wee,
When Private McPhun gruppit Private McPhee.
Oh the glaur it wis fylin' and crieshin' the grun',
When Private McPhee guidit Private McPhun.
"Keep clear o' them corpses--they're maybe no deid!
Haud on! There's a big muckle crater aheid.
Look oot! There's a sap; we'll be haein' a coup.
A staur-shell! For Godsake! Doun, lad, on yer daup.
Bear aff tae yer richt. . . . Aw yer jist daein' fine:
Before the nicht's feenished on haggis we'll dine."
There wis death and destruction on every hand;
There wis havoc and horror on Naebuddy's Land.
And the shells bickered doun wi' a crump and a glare,
And the hameless wee bullets were dingin' the air.
Yet on they went staggerin', cooryin' doun
When the stutter and cluck o' a Maxim crept roun'.
And the legs o' McPhun they were sturdy and stoot,
And McPhee on his back kept a bonnie look-oot.
"On, on, ma brave lad! We're no faur frae the goal;
I can hear the braw sweerin' o' Sergeant McCole."
But strength has its leemit, and Private McPhun,
Wi' a sab and a curse fell his length on the grun'.
Then Private McPhee shoutit doon in his ear:
"Jist think o' the haggis! I smell it from here.
It's gushin' wi' juice, it's embaumin' the air;
It's steamin' for us, and we're--jist--aboot--there."
Then Private McPhun answers: "Dommit, auld chap!
For the sake o' that haggis I'll gang till I drap."
And he gets on his feet wi' a heave and a strain,
And onward he staggers in passion and pain.
And the flare and the glare and the fury increase,
Till you'd think they'd jist taken a' hell on a lease.
And on they go reelin' in peetifu' plight,
And someone is shoutin' away on their right;
And someone is runnin', and noo they can hear
A sound like a prayer and a sound like a cheer;
And swift through the crash and the flash and the din,
The lads o' the Hielands are bringin' them in.
"They're baith sairly woundit, but is it no droll
Hoo they rave aboot haggis?" says Sergeant McCole.
When hirplin alang comes wee Wullie McNair,
And they a' wonnert why he wis greetin' sae sair.
And he says: "I'd jist liftit it oot o' the pot,
And there it lay steamin' and savoury hot,
When sudden I dooked at the fleech o' a shell,
And it--dropped on the haggis and dinged it tae hell."
And oh but the lads were fair taken aback;
Then sudden the order wis passed tae attack,
And up from the trenches like lions they leapt,
And on through the nicht like a torrent they swept.
On, on, wi' their bayonets thirstin' before!
On, on tae the foe wi' a rush and a roar!
And wild to the welkin their battle-cry rang,
And doon on the Boches like tigers they sprang:
And there wisna a man but had death in his ee,
For he thocht o' the haggis o' Private McPhee.
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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)