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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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Joe Biden Sternly Warns Compliant Media Not to Report On His or His Son's Involvement in Corruption
And of course the Brave Firefighters tipped their fedoras.
John Solomon rebuts the Instruction Manual that Joe Biden gave to his media enablers:Read the whole thing, to see what the media dutifully claims to be a "debunked" "conspiracy theory." A couple of days ago, a surrogate for Bernie Sanders -- Zephyr Teachout -- wrote that Joe Biden was corrupt.
Fact: Joe Bden admitted to forcing Shokin's firing in March 2016. It is irrefutable, and not a conspiracy theory, that Joe Biden bragged in this 2018 speech to a foreign policy group that he threatened in March 2016 to withhold $1 billion in U.S. aid to Kiev if then-Ukraine’s president Petro Poroshenko didn't immediately fire Shokin. "I said, 'You're not getting the billion.' I'm going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: 'I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money,'" Biden told the 2018 audience in recounting what he told Poroshenko "Well, son of a bitch, he got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time,: Biden told the Council on Foreign Relations event. Fact: Shokin's prosecutors were actively investigating Burisma when he was fired.
While some news organizations cited by the Biden memo have reported the investigation was "dormant" in March 2016, official files released by the Ukrainian prosecutor general’s office, in fact, show there was substantial investigative activity in the weeks just before Joe Biden forced Shokin's firing. The corruption investigations into Burisma and its founder began in 2014. Around the same time, Hunter Biden and his U.S. business partner Devon Archer were added to Burisma's board, and their Rosemont Seneca Bohais firm began receiving regular $166,666 monthly payments, which totaled nearly $2 million a year. Both banks records seized by the FBI in America and Burisma’s own ledgers in Ukraine confirm these payments. ...
Fact: Burisma's lawyers in 2016 were pressing U.S. and Ukrainian authorities to end the corruption investigations. Burisma's main U.S. lawyer John Buretta acknowledged in this February 2017 interview with a Ukraine newspaper that the company remained under investigation in 2016, until he negotiated for one case to be dismissed and the other to be settled by payment of a large tax penalty. Documents released under an open records lawsuit show Burisma legal team was pressuring the State Department in February 2016 to end the corruption allegations against the gas firm and specifically invoked Hunter Biden’s name as part of the campaign. You can read those documents here. In addition, immediately after Joe Biden succeeded in getting Shokin ousted, Burisma's lawyers sought to meet with his successor as chief prosecutor to settle the case.
The op-ed, written by Zephyr Teachout and published on Monday in The Guardian, argued that Biden's "record represents the transactional, grossly corrupt culture in Washington that long precedes Trump" and would give Trump the "perfect foil."The weakling Bernie Sanders immediately apologized and denounced this mention of the truth. Today, Sundown Joe got into a reporter's face for asking about why he was still "attacking" Sanders even after this very c**kish apology.
Weird stuff from Biden here pic.twitter.com/mjReU8SoHp
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) January 22, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2020 03:18 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 03:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 03:18 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:18 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:18 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (ZMw8e)
512 The Adam Schiff Ed Buck Photos have been secured. Will release no later than January 29th at noon, unless the cucks release them earlier.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/ 1220036002485428224
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (O8P7E)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (O8P7E)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (ZCEU2)
MEDIA: OH ok massa we's sorry we done talked about it, don't whups us!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)
He is Corrupt.
And, it's not whether or not he did was illegal.
It's the accusation that he did it that we need to be concerned with.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (0zK06)
Biden really is "Clinton dirty" but I still think he's the Dems best shot and I'd be surprised if he's not the nominee.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (sjTfF)
512 The Adam Schiff Ed Buck Photos have been secured. Will release no later than January 29th at noon, unless the cucks release them earlier.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/ 1220036002485428224
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (O8P7E)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (O8P7E)
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Jacob Wohl is involved.
I do not believe this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)
512 The Adam Schiff Ed Buck Photos have been secured. Will release no later than January 29th at noon, unless the cucks release them earlier.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/ 1220036002485428224
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (O8P7E)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
...
Those guys are constantly claiming false things.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (ZMw8e)
Sorry Frodo, just squeezed you out. Did you trip over your hairy feet? ,-)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (aCNZ6)
Idiot Savant. Completely incompetent in every other measure, supremely gifted at that one thing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:20 PM (ZCEU2)
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"Not if you're Trump."
-Warren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (oBfF8)
knowing his sons ...probably was always pretty much mentally ill - at the very least bipolar
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (Rarvo)
512 The Adam Schiff Ed Buck Photos have been secured. Will release
no later than January 29th at noon, unless the cucks release them
earlier.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/ 1220036002485428224
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (O8P7E)
I'm so sick of this "wait another week!" bullshit.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (T6t7i)
The weakling Bernie Sanders immediately apologized and denounced this mention of the truth.
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This is why I have to roll my eyes when people say that Bernie will go third party if he loses the nomination. He'll roll over, just like last time.
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
And each of those factions despises at least one of the other almost as much as they despise republicans.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (JMDly)
If we're going to say Trump asking for an investigation from a foreign
power is impeachable, how do we score what Biden did admitting he forced
a prosecutor to get fired over investigating his son? I guess that
would be actual jail time?
that's just joe being joe.
Posted by: your hair smells nice at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (sGtp+)
They're just going to keep going until a mob forms.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (1ISKN)
so is that worse than an over-aggressive, perverted, sociopathic, narcissistic low-IQ bully like Unka Joe?
I mean, I'd rather deal with the Bernies of the world I guess
whew the diem party really has SOME leaders there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: TOY POODLE ANDERSON POOPER at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (X+a7J)
That's about right. You can feel the groveling.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (aCNZ6)
And each of those factions despises at least one of the other almost as much as they despise republicans.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January
so if we do this right we get them to reduce their side by 2/3s?
bolsheviks, mensheviks, and trannys
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (HALdu)
it's probably the smell
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:24 PM (iBBEC)
In the federal government, the fiscal year (fy) runs from October 1 through
September 30 of the following year. On October 1, 2016, the 2017 fy
began. It was still fy 2017 on January 20, 2017, when Trump was
inaugurated. Between the 2026 election and the 2017 inauguration, the
Obama administration spent nearly the entire fy 2017 National Security
Council budget, thereby preventing Trump from being able to bring his
own people aboard, at least until November 2017.
This is from a federal employee and it explains a lot about why Trump was essentially hamstrung with his landing parties.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (3aI0K)
........
Wut?
Was Sphincter Retard unavailable?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Its becoming abundantly clear that the only way they're going to stop is when pitchforks and torches come out. Obviously the establishment is not going to punish one of their own, potentially endangering themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
I'm increasingly of the opinion that a Trump/Biden showdown will
resemble those 30 second bouts from early in Mike Tyson's career.
Posted by: Paolo del Toro
Or like one of the old MP sketches when a big pyramid with 10 Tons printed on the side lands on someone.
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (T6t7i)
that was a really sharp take from Tucker! he's so right. Bernie was SHOOK
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (Rarvo)
Joe Biden is scum. This cannot be said enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (xHTCV)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (VpIIl)
........
Wut?
Was Sphincter Retard unavailable?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
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Didn't that person run for governor against Cuomo and lose really badly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (ZMw8e)
He will cash his check first, though
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (0zK06)
Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (Y274z)
Just how big a pansy do you have to be to almost wet yourself like that
reporter when a crinoid fossil like Joe Biden gets in your personal
space?
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (T6t7i)
Your words offend me!
Posted by: Devonian Crinoid Fossil Association at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 03:26 PM (1g7ch)
https://youtu.be/sgA4-bLcoN8
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
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He will roll over.
I don't think his supporters will.
And there will be some socialists with some level of name recognition enough to take up the socialist mantle to lead them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2020 03:25 PM (3aI0K)
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The left laughs when it's done to others and says, hey, that's the way the game is played.
But let one of their own get paid back? Burn the witch that dared do such a thing!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Deadbeat dad Hunter Biden at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (+/fO6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (KP5rU)
Isn't that using foreign governments to throw elections?
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:28 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 03:28 PM (NQ/Dh)
This is why I have to roll my eyes when people say that Bernie will go third party if he loses the nomination.
His steel-spined courage was on full display when that BLM woman climbed on stage and he cringed back like a rhino with diarrhea was about to blast on him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
I do not believe this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)
*************
This ^^^^^^^^^
and
This >>>>> Those guys are constantly claiming false things.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 03:28 PM (wiXsO)
First thing I'd do if Biden laid hands on me is lay them right back on him, in the same way. Just a friendly hand on the collars, grip the skeletal shoulder. Nothing wrong with that, right? Just physical interaction, no? He can't complain when he starts it, yes?
Posted by: imp at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (SFOr6)
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Bernie himself probably will, but I'm not so sure about his supporters.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (VpIIl)
His steel-spined courage was on full display when that BLM woman climbed on stage and he cringed back like a rhino with diarrhea was about to blast on him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
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On the debate stage, Trump will take three steps in Bernie's direction at which point Bernie will put up his hands and lower his head to defend himself from the blows that Trump will surely throw...from 12 feet away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)
A Republic in name only ...
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (oJEPl)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (l8gTz)
It does seem like whenever he's close, he takes a dive.
If he is just a whore, Trump should offer him 100 lake houses to go 3rd party. It would be pennies on the dollar in terms of campaign costs. Democrats would be screwed.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (sjTfF)
"Hey it worked for me!"
--Senator Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY8)
He's not playing to win.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (l8gTz)
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He's playing to win, just not the presidency.
He wants that fourth house, dammit. For the children.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (TEqdC)
Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (KP5rU)
I do not believe this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (q80AH)
Yep, that name scotches the deal right there. Wohl is a lying sack of Schiff, likely hired by Schiff to allow Schiff plausible deniability when real info about him and Buck comes out.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (+enKk)
You can see it in his face when he apologized. It was the look of a slave being reminded who his master is.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2020 03:29 PM (l8gTz)
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Or with a full deck...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM
Been there seen the movie. So sorry. That sucks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (iBBEC)
bernie laughs all the way to the bank. all he gives a fuck about.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (KP5rU)
Exactly. Cashing it in while his peon supporters are talking about the glories of communism. What retards.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 03:32 PM (NQ/Dh)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 03:32 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (TEqdC)
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Very sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 03:32 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 22, 2020 03:32 PM (FTlwv)
If Joey and his spawn get touched, it ALL comes out. THAT is what they mean by "dangerous to national security." THAT is was Caramello Candy Bar was trying so hard to stop. THAT is our "foreign policy."
Our foreign policy was a get-rich-quick scheme for politicians and the foreign thugs who enable them.
I guess that's "globalism." all of us poor sods get sheared and worse, and by the whole damn world.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:32 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (pnA/u)
dipSchiff done talking for now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY
He must have ran out of founding documents to quote from. He'll probably start reading "Sleepy Hallow" next
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
Maybe he can get Hillary's doctor to juice him up and her van to follow him around. He's going down. It's only a matter of when.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (ufFY8)
dipSchiff done talking for now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY
........
The shitter's gonna be crowded. Barely enough time for Nadler to loosen his lap band and let it fly.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
bad day and needed the distraction. We found out yesterday we are going
to have to put one of our pups down in the next week or so.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM
so so sorry Jordan. Terrible news.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (NQ/Dh)
Posted by: J.B. at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (umLu9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM
Yep. Gotta keep the big bucks speaking engagement dollars coming in.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: EveR
If you add up all the total years in the ages of people at a Biden rally (with 12 people in attendance), it's actually "more" than the total ages of every single Bernie voter combined.
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (fK2gX)
Given what the Dems have shown so far, I ain't too scared of what they're gonna come up with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
I am convinced that the delay in ANYTHING AT ALL being done in the DOJ is them working over day after day some way of advancing a case without it having any repercussions or damaging their favorite politicians in any way. Then they find no method and drop the case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: red speck at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:33 PM (VzbI
I'm guessing Pat Leahy.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (kUmUV)
He wants that fourth house, dammit. For the children.
Fair. I was going to qualify my statement with something like, "At least, not the nomination. He's in it like most are in it: increased visibility, speaking fees, and the like."
but typing on the phone is not a lot of fun and here I am continuing to torture myself and everyone else
help
i can't sto
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
"Proceed with your case"
"Apparently they have all this material, the more they talk, the more they undercut their case. Proceed with your case. They have 22h to go."
LOL
He is en fuego.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (ufFY8)
Bernie's always been a lazy leech.
Campaigning makes him money.
Winning just means work.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
A true socialist.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (C+We0)
Jay Sekulow just now: The Democrats are continuing to "lay out their case" after spending 11 hours yesterday "laying out the case." Let's get on with it.
The point Sekulow is making is: All These Cocksucker Lying Democrats Are Doing Are Repeating A Narrative With The Same Talking Points"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
But I DO think Bloomie is going to run as an independent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)
On his strong-arm tactics against Shokin, presumably because he was investigating Burisma:
Since Trump was exposed debasing his office in an unprecedented way, his defenders have attempted to distract from his malfeasance and smear Biden by reporting this now comprehensively-debunked conspiracy theory.
https://tinyurl.com/rhvkv97
It goes on and on and on. The media wants Biden to win, but I don't know if they'll take his direct marching orders like the did for Obama. I guess we'll find out soon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (I2dne)
In other Jay Sekulow is saying Dems are bringing up charges not in their two impeachment charges
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: EveR
There's enough Botox here to sink a battleship...wait...no..its float an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (NQ/Dh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (a4EWo)
knowing his sons ...probably was always pretty much mentally ill - at the very least bipolar
Back home in Alabama, we'd say, "They's somethin' about that boy that just ain't right..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (fK2gX)
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Says you!
Posted by: Trilobites at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (jW9oF)
Jay Sekulow just now: The Democrats are continuing to "lay out their case" after spending 11 hours yesterday "laying out the case." Let's get on with it.
The point Sekulow is making is: All These Cocksucker Lying Democrats Are Doing Are Repeating A Narrative With The Same Talking Points"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (PyadP)
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It's two articles that are about 30 words each.
I mean, that's like 60 words to say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (iwARh)
He is literally and figuratively thin-skinned, and creepy AF.
Posted by: red speck at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (nrC0n)
I bet if you shake his hand hard enough, his skin would come off up to the elbow like a long white ladies evening glove.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (r+sAi)
Only Republican Presidents are excepted.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (LISuA)
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Hillary with a dick.
Speaking of which . . .
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Last week, every senator swore to "do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws" in the president's impeachment trial.
Last night, Republican senators cast vote after vote to block evidence and testimony.
The American people deserve a real trial, not a cover-up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (TEqdC)
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Embrace the healing power of and
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (kUmUV)
Because he had to?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020
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Sorry to hear that. I've lost a number of feline friends over the years -- usually with some advance warning, though there was one adult cat, age about 11, who passed away overnight in her sleep. It never goes away, but things do get better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)
How could you tell the difference between that and his normal stuff?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (hLRSq)
Biden has the trilobite vote locked up.
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 03:36 PM (fK2gX)
Your polling is inaccurate!
Posted by: Trilobites for Trump 2020 at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (ufFY8)
He is literally and figuratively thin-skinned, and creepy AF.
Posted by: red speck at January 22, 2020 03:35 PM (nrC0n)
I bet if you shake his hand hard enough, his skin would come off up to the elbow like a long white ladies evening glove.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (ymnmz)
Dude, what the hell?
Posted by: Zombie H.P. Lovecraft at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (TEqdC)
I'm sorry Jordan, that's so hard.
{{{Jordan61}}}
Your name isn't HollyAnn or Amanda is it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: An Observation
Probably closer to
"Thank God you're here! Get me out of here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (xx41w)
My word as a Biden, he took only really big payments.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 03:31 PM (VpIIl)
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He's also useful for making people like Clinton and Biden SEEM "moderate."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J
That would bite the national popular vote people right in the nether regions.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: An Observation
Probably closer to
"Thank God you're here! Get me out of here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (Jk+3L)
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"What's a door to door rope salesman doing here?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (q80AH)
- oh, geez...
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (TEqdC)
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First time or nth time, it doesn't get any easier. Will be thinking of you and your family.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (jW9oF)
Last week, every senator swore to "do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws" in the president's impeachment trial.
Last night, Republican senators cast vote after vote to block evidence and testimony.
The American people deserve a real trial, not a cover-up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++
Hillary, please point to any quote, correspondence, testimony or other recorded statement where you said the same thing during your husband's impeachment trial, which was run under the same rules as this one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 03:19 PM (4q/mG)
Epstein's is available and for much the same reason as why he was placed there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (hLRSq)
yeah maybe but honestly I don't think anyone is biting. why would the Right bother with that weirdness with the Dems digging themselves a giant hole constantly, all on their own?!?
we just stay out of their way and let them let THEIR freak flags fly. keep on keepin on
eventually tho the left will find some fake-ass Moby to push it and claim to be on the right, I guess. we might want to get ahead of THAT
but honestly it is too pat a story and sounds too much like creepy pasta and other older stories - it's too obviously fake - it won't fly it will have to just live on on 8chan or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J
That would bite the national popular vote people right in the nether regions.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 03:40 PM (kUmUV)
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I hope he spends $2 billion dollars and doesn't get a single elector.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
________________
Really?
I just never feel like we get lucky breaks like that.
I think most smart people understand the only way you win is you have a D or an R next to your name.
Perot showed everyone that even with unlimited amounts of money and two bad candidates, independent candidates can't win.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: An Observation
Probably closer to
"Thank God you're here! Get me out of here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (Jk+3L)
More like "Hi, Hil...who's that? Is he...NO!! *urk*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
No but those are both my sisters' names. No bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)
100 quatloos on psychopath.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
legalinsurrection.com/gabbard sues hillary for 50 million over russianasset comments
In other Jay Sekulow is saying Dems are bringing up charges not in their two impeachment charges
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (ZCEU2)
50 million ruples!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (fK2gX)
Perot showed everyone that even with unlimited amounts of money and two bad candidates, independent candidates can't win.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (sjTfF)
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Ah, but did Perot have Bloomberg's natural sexual charisma?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (q80AH)
Seriously Bernie, how much more money do you need? You're rich, we give you houses, just keep the rabble fired up and endorse me when we give you the high sign, otherwise shut it, capesh?
Posted by: J.B. at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (umLu9)
What am I missing?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
No but those are both my sisters' names. No bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)
Was your father Tom Scholz?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Picric at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (ypraM)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at January
In a Trump Biden bout, 30 seconds in Biden yanks his teeth out and bites his own ear off.
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (umLu9)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (TEqdC)
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First time or nth time, it doesn't get any easier. Will be thinking of you and your family.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (Jk+3L)
Well, the teacher-to-union-to-DNC money train probably wanst a fast enough way to hijack taxpayer dollars to fund Dems, so they promoted is to send billions of dollars to their bitch country.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (+yOfk)
in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: 'I'm
leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you're not getting
the money"
To which the Ukrainians responded, "OK boomer.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (LISuA)
Take a look at the rest. He's the least-bad seeming of them all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (xx41w)
Boot edge edge in Iowa said Oh, come on when the crowd greeted his flowery speech with silence. Then he laughed like a loon
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (bElDL)
Posted by: gaius martius at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (hMlTh)
Perot showed everyone that even with unlimited amounts of money and two bad candidates, independent candidates can't win.
perot's problem was that whenever you were starting to think he was sane, he would up and do something totally nuts.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (xx41w)
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He'll steal the votes of Republicans who would have voted for Trump except for his tweets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (aO8Gd)
You capiche-ing me?
Shiff and the Penguin and Zoloft are just repeating the "outline" ie their Talking Points of their fake impeachment case because they have no legal case.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
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Am I the only one that thought this was hilarious?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (9B/d8)
our first dog. He's almost 14 and we've had him since he was 6 weeks
old.
Prayers up for y'all, Jordan61.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (HaL55)
Willowed, and now that we are over 100
comments:
Ayatollah, by Steve Dahl
https://tinyurl.com/s248bk5
It seems like so little has changed....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (aO8Gd)
Only if it's at a place with an early bird buffet special.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
Everything good a Republican says doesn't mean what the exact words say and everything bad a Democrat says doesn't mean what the exact words say,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
Ha! Not that I know of? My mom doesn't seem the type to mess around, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
I want Ukraine to detonate. It will blow up on *everyone* - Democrat and Republican alike. From the bits that have been leaking out, the parts that are actually known, some of the congruencies, etc., it appears that Ukraine has been used as a corrupt money laundry for a lot of the Swamp, regardless of affiliation.
I know that there are many Ukraines out there, but it must begin somewhere. I hope it all comes out and that the blowback is extreme and that a whole lot of people end up frog-marched off to prison in orange jumpsuits.
And while I'm sitting here hoping for the impossible, I'll also take a Maserati Quattroporte and an evening with Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)
Buttplug's laugh was literally exactly like Krusty the Klown
seriously! listen to him!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (Rarvo)
I like how joke biden looks embalmed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (PyadP)
It's the price we pay for getting several lifetimes of love in just a few short years.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (0zK06)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (4e+hS)
The MFM loves this entire impeachment show being put on by the Dems. They are not constrained to talk about the defendant's ALLEGED crimes, as for all other judicial proceedings. Here, they can do what they'd like to do in all trials: Openly try and convict the defendant, both before the real trial begins and while that trial is in progress.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Fritz - Internet Toughguy at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah he would have some good ideas then show up in a ballerina outfit smeared in yams and start yelling about girls from venus trying to steal his precious bodily essence. he was a loon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (ufFY8)
Here's what I like: the election is in 9 months. Nine months is a long time for sickly 77 year old.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (PyadP)
Yeah he would have some good ideas then show up in a ballerina outfit smeared in yams and start yelling about girls from venus trying to steal his precious bodily essence. he was a loon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
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His museum is pretty nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (aO8Gd)
........
Meet and greet at Applebees, maybe.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Snope's Hooker Employee at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (KP5rU)
Here's what I like: the election is in 9 months. Nine months is a long time for sickly 77 year old.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (PyadP)
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This is obviously not about RBG.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (O8P7E)
Is your name Aaaaaaa? Aaaaaab? Aaaaaac? (this could take awhile....)
Sorry about puppy
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (IttZ7)
LOL
Oh God, Mazie is now talking, LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:45 PM (ufFY
I just turned in FOX and it's not on
Were they covering it before?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (HALdu)
Last week, every senator swore to "do impartial justice according to
the Constitution and laws" in the president's impeachment trial.
Last night, Republican senators cast vote after vote to block evidence and testimony.
The American people deserve a real trial, not a cover-up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
I agree with Chlamydia, that is why the four Senators running for the Presidency must recuse in order to avoid the apprentice of impropriety and a selfserving vote on this most solemn matter. High five on it Chlamydia?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (iBBEC)
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Perfect name for a Bernie-boi. Probably has a girlfriend named Rain Kilntender or something.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (k4dH2)
Perot showed everyone that even with unlimited amounts of money and two bad candidates, independent candidates can't win.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (sjTfF)
Yes, you are right, but consider - Bloomie already knows that he can't win the Dem nomination, but he's still spending incredible amounts of money. He's only up to 5% with Dem voters for all of that. He'll never get Bernie and Lizzie's voters no matter how much he spends, the rad left hates him. And he's not gonna take Biden's voters away, and Bloomie has got no draw with minority voters of any kind. So how is he going to win the nomination? Well clearly he isn't, and even though I strongly dislike him, he's not stupid, obviously he knows that.
So why is he spending so much money? Why is he still building a national campaign? I'll guarantee you that it isn't for a race that he already knows he's lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (Kpl3J)
And Dan Crenshaw (R-Thunberg) and some of the House GOP teasing a suck-up to climate fascists, too.
Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (/luV5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020
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My late great part-Maine Coon Arizona lived to be 16.5 years old, and I'd adopted him from the SPCA when he was about the same age as your pup. In his last 2 years he'd been sick off and on, first fatty liver disease, then diabetes (I never thought I'd be able to give him insulin injections, but it worked out fine). At last a tumor developed in his skull, and he stopped eating. At the vet that last evening, he turned his big shaggy head and growled -- at her. Courage and nerve to the last.
I'd lost pets before, sure, but their passing had always been "offstage," so to speak. I'd never been right there before. I'm glad I was with him to the end.
His ashes I sprinkled up in Winter Park, CO. I figured he thought he should have been a bobcat, and somebody at the Cat Factory made a mistake. To this day I remember him -- not in some idealized fashion, but as he was: occasionally cantankerous, defensive around strangers, but quietly affectionate with me.
You should do your pup the same honor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (CqE5x)
I am hoping this not a joint statement but two separate emails.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (B06Zw)
Mazie. Really?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (ufFY
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As a 'ron said here some time ago, she's going a long way to subvert the stereotype that Asians are smart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
No but those are both my sisters' names. No bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)
Was your father Tom Scholz?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs
Okay I'm lost on both references. Help a brother out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (VzbI8)
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I used to think he was nutty until I saw what the deep state did to Trump. Now I think Perot was probably experiencing the same stuff, only nobody believed him.
Posted by: Drc at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: x at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (nFwvY)
Perot showed everyone that even with unlimited amounts of money and two bad candidates, independent candidates can't win.
perot's problem was that whenever you were starting to think he was sane, he would up and do something totally nuts.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 03:43 PM (sGtp+)
Perot was nothing more than a deliberate, oversized campaign donation to Bill Clinton, designed to poach working class Republicans tired of the Free Trade Globalist status quo, and nullify their votes.
Why am I so sure of this? Because as soon as polls showed him having a serious chance to win, he withdrew. As soon as the Republicans started gaining, he jumped back in.
He never intended to win.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (J+mig)
I'd like to see him try that shit on an actual Man.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (0zK06)
But, Dr. Jill Biden has events all over the place
Hmm.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (aO8Gd)
I'm convinced it's Biden, which is why the media assumes they don't want to run against him.
Cuz they haz the dumbs.
Posted by: MJ at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (LQtHg)
Serious question: Does Joe Biden schedule any public campaign events after 4pm?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (aO8Gd)
........
Meet and greet at Applebees, maybe.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Well I saw him at the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral in Massapee.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ymnmz)
Were they covering it before?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:47 PM (CqE5x)
I have CSPAN2 on.
Schumer babbling now
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 03:44 PM (9B/d
It never gets old!
Posted by: 13times at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
I want Ukraine to detonate. It will blow up on *everyone*
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Doesn't Rudy have the goods now? Is there any indication whatsoever that Barr has taken an interest?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (M9ntN)
Zephyr Teachout isn't a name you hear too often, and I remember it. But not who, how or why. She must have been in another news story, probably a bad one, but I can't conjure up what it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
No but those are both my sisters' names. No bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)
Was your father Tom Scholz?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs
Okay I'm lost on both references. Help a brother out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (VzbI
HollyAnn and Amanda are the titles of two Boston songs. Tom Scholz was a founding member and guitar player for Boston.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (NWiLs)
It's the secret to not suiciding yourself...for at least a few more months.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (0zK06)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM (sjTfF)
If there is any legal way to do it, do it. But only put him on the ballet in the big population big blue states. Just to queer the 'popular vote'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (1g7ch)
198 I give you The Biden Guarantee that I, and my dope-fiend kid, did nothing that can be proven wrong in a court of law.
Hey! this is so unfair. Joe Biden has TWO dope-fiend kids sheesh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
It is, I've been there! But actually it's his son, Ross Jr., who got it built.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah but they never get what it was that worked for the jerk, they are just awful to women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs
Okay I'm lost on both references. Help a brother out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:48 PM (VzbI
Tom Scholz is the musician that was Boston.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (ufFY8)
The House impeachment managers act as the prosecutors presenting the House's case to the Senate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, from the 70s at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (MP9/9)
Zephyr Teachout isn't a name you hear too often, and I remember it. But not who, how or why. She must have been in another news story, probably a bad one, but I can't conjure up what it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (uKj5K)
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She ran against Cuomo in the Democratic Primary for governor last time he was up for re-election.
She lost really badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (q80AH)
Also, ZT looks like a dude. I forgot to mention that in my previous post. My sincere apologies to the Horde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (uKj5K)
Yeah he would have some good ideas then show up in a ballerina outfit smeared in yams and start yelling about girls from venus trying to steal his precious bodily essence. he was a loon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
No, the government and media convinced you he was a Loon.
The big charge was supposedly unfounded Death threats against his family.
Now add in Pappy Bush, who was IMO the Founding Father of the Deep State at CIA.
Perot was not of the body, he was not from inside the Beltway.
Now, look at all the crap they have thrown at Trump, and project back a few years.
Posted by: Snope's Hooker Employee at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (VzbI8)
yeah maybe but honestly I don't think anyone is biting. why would the Right bother with that weirdness with the Dems digging themselves a giant hole constantly, all on their own?!?
we just stay out of their way and let them let THEIR freak flags fly. keep on keepin on
eventually tho the left will find some fake-ass Moby to push it and claim to be on the right, I guess. we might want to get ahead of THAT
but honestly it is too pat a story and sounds too much like creepy pasta and other older stories - it's too obviously fake - it won't fly it will have to just live on on 8chan or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Citizen Free Press was all in on this last night.. Their usually pretty consistent but they step on their cock at least once a week.
And Liberty Daily is usually pretty good reading and they have it linked as well (at least they did) but have your ad blocker on full power.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (uKj5K)
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She ran against Cuomo in the Democratic Primary for governor last time he was up for re-election.
She lost really badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill
Zephyr Teachout.
Sounds like a character name in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Did he ever find the one armed man?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Roger Kimball died
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Sure? His last tweet was 3 hours ago.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (CQ3Qb)
Why is Schiff talking in the Senate?
because he's one of the managers pelosi sent to try the case in the senate.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (sGtp+)
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Schmukie Tumor lying. Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
OT: news from Enceladus. the core is some kind of limestone
(carbonates) over a layer of basalts (serpentine minerals). geologically
active, spewing silicates, hydrogen, carbon dioxide past its ice
layer into space.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (MP9/9)
YES! We just had a speaker at our local Rock Club talk about this two months ago. She is involved in the research about this stuff. Very cool.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:53 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)
And each of those factions despises at least one of the other almost as much as they despise republicans."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 03:23 PM
This is very true and heartening. If you lurk on Democratic Underground, you'll see all three groups sniping at each other. The left is not nearly as united as they let on. In 2016, a large chunk of Bernie backers bailed on Hillary for being corrupt, or because they felt the DNC rigged the primaries for her, and Hillary supporting women were viscous towards Bernie and his "Bros" for being insufficiently supportive.
Warren now backstabbing Bernie with the sexism charge, and then Hillary piling on with the accusation Bernie tanked her campaign, shows it's coming up again. Hopefully it'll last all the way to November, and the Dems will be in ruins after the election.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 22, 2020 03:53 PM (6K3U5)
She was briefly a thing a couple years ago, and now we're supposed to pay attention to her again?
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 03:53 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: ZEPHYR at January 22, 2020 03:53 PM (0zK06)
Thanks . I should have known that .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 03:54 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Why is Schiff talking in the Senate?
The House impeachment managers act as the prosecutors presenting the House's case to the Senate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, from the 70s at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (gd9RK)
The thing that irks me is that from what I can tell they know the case they presented in the file delivered during the March of the Penguins is a stone cold loser, so now they are just throwing shit on the wall and pulling a Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 03:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (B06Zw)
The presstitutes would be over the moon.
Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (H8QX8)
Biden of course went psycho
Bernie immediately apologized like a whiny titty baby
MEANWHILE - wtf now they're saying Gritty is a pedo
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (Rarvo)
She lost really badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (q80AH)
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Ooooh, right, her and that Nixon chick.
"I am not a B-List Actress!"
*throws up double peace sign*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (uKj5K)
No, the government and media convinced you he was a Loon.
Uh, no he was a loon. You could tell by his lunatic pronouncements and crankish statements mixed in with reasonable policy. I get that you liked the guy but he was a mess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
he would screw that up SO BAD it would be hilarious to see
oh please let this happen
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Rarvo)
Sounds like a character name in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Posted by: rickb223
there was a writer named Terry Teachout. I figured Zephyr was his or her moon unit.
Posted by: x at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (nFwvY)
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Schmukie Tumor lying. Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
I know, but no one challenges him. He just stands there telling lies and hes treated like a sage.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:38 PM (TEqdC)
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I'm so sorry, Jordan. I wish all our fur babies could live longer than they do. It's never long enough.
Just make sure you're with him throughout the process. When I was told that one of my dogs needed to be put to sleep I didn't think I could handle seeing her put down. I still regret not being in the room with her.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (MP9/9)
interesting about the limestone. Calcium Carbonate *can* be created inorganically, but on earth those deposits are always the remains of ancient ocean life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
These nitwits don't understand Executive Privilege.
And they don't understand that the whole witness thing has been tabled, not officially killed, yet.
LIVs
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 03:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (Rarvo)
Don't mind if this Penguins fan points and laughs. Yes, I know, 3-0 yesterday.
I don't care.
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 03:57 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (gPk/0)
203 perot's problem was that whenever you were starting to think he was sane, he would up and do something totally nuts.
Yeah he would have some good ideas then show up in a ballerina
outfit smeared in yams and start yelling about girls from venus trying
to steal his precious bodily essence. he was a loon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
No, the government and media convinced you he was a Loon.
The big charge was supposedly unfounded Death threats against his family.
not everything was of that sort.
i recall something happened in los angeles (reginald denny?) and ross perot declared that if he were president he would move to los angeles and stay there until the perps were put away for good.
and i was like "dude, that's not how it works. that not how any of this works."
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January
Never. Abandon. The. Dog.
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (HALdu)
They know this is dead in the water, and that not even all the Democrats are going to vote for removing Trump from office. Their only goal here is to smear the president as hard and long as possible to try to damage him, and to get their loony base to believe all manner of demented crap so that they turn out for elections and shame or pressure uncertain Dems to vote to remove him from office.
If they can get EVERY Democrat to vote for it and some Republicans, then they'll claim it was only partisanship that kept him in office.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
If this tedious repetition goes on any longer, the Democrats will have to present their in a musical format just to change things up.
Then, a musical on ice.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
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Oh no.
First Scruton and now Kimball?
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM
Bet not as many as taking selfies
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (gPk/0)
I could have been a contender!
Posted by: Bag of Hammers at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (BU88g)
Posted by: x at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (nFwvY)
250 OT: news from Enceladus. the core is some kind of limestone
(carbonates) over a layer of basalts (serpentine minerals). geologically
active, spewing silicates, hydrogen, carbon dioxide past its ice layer
into space.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (MP9/9)
interesting about the limestone. Calcium Carbonate *can* be created
inorganically, but on earth those deposits are always the remains of
ancient ocean life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Kpl3J)
The big thing is that there is water, and the temperature is in a nice warm range.
The calcium carbonate is interesting too!
Those might be our long lost cousins!
Posted by: Devonian Crinoid Fossil Association at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (ufFY8)
HollyAnn and Amanda are the titles of two Boston songs. Tom Scholz was a founding member and guitar player for Boston.
Whew. I didn't get that and thought you were doxxing poor Jordan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (gd9RK)
Putz!
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM
Elmer Fudd.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 03:30 PM
I'm so sorry. That never gets easy.
My pup is starting to slide and my stupid brain won't stop thinking about that.
If I can help you at all, let me know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM (0zK06)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
Yes. I imagine that he smells like a mixture of Gin, Poli-Grip, moth balls, and cat pee.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (oiNtH)
Roger was writing about Roger and I didn't get it until I went to the link.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
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Oh no.
First Scruton and now Kimball?
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Didn't Kimball have an article out today about Roger Scrunton?
Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (ilTjN)
"me hanging off this cliff by one hand will make an awesome selfieeeeeeeeeeeeAAIEEE!!!" *splat*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
OT: news from Enceladus. the core is some kind of limestone
(carbonates) over a layer of basalts (serpentine minerals). geologically
active, spewing silicates, hydrogen, carbon dioxide past its ice
layer into space.
mmmmmmmmmm. enchiladas.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (sGtp+)
Putz!
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM
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If he finishes with, "And that little girl was me", well...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (jW9oF)
some Republicans, then they'll claim it was only partisanship that kept
him in office.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Didn't three Dems defect in the House and all Reps vote no, making sort even something less than a partisan house vote. Is there a term for that?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2020 04:00 PM (ymnmz)
Both schiff and nadler claim they have a rock solid case to remove the President based on the evidence they have. They have not articulated what criminal statute he violated, but their evidence is overwhelming and Trump must be removed or the Republic is doomed.
In the meantime they are calling for more witness testimony to "prove" that Trump is corrupt even though they have already stated they have all the evidence they need to convict and remove him.
That's some serious a$$ pretzel logic thought processes going on there.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm sorry to hear that. His most recent pieces were superb.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Maybe he can get Hillary's doctor to juice him up and her van to follow him around. He's going down. It's only a matter of when.
Posted by: Marcus T
I'd love to actually witness the behind the scenes prep for getting Biden ready for camera time. That must be an hours long process, reanimating a corpse. Massive B12 shot? Do they inject caffeine directly into his veins?
Cocaine? Speed?
The make-up time alone must eat up hours.
Posted by: Biergood at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)
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Heh.
*phew!*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Wrote all their songs. Played almost every instrument. Mixed and produced all their albums. Invented the amps they used. Guy is a freaking Mozart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 22, 2020 03:55 PM (B06Zw)
Not enough.
Twitter is poison
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (l4C/z)
If Adam Schiff dressed up as a cat and sang a song it would add a little much-needed dignity to the current proceedings.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)
That's doublethink, bitch.
Posted by: zombie George Orwell at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2020 03:59 PM
His voice might be more grating than AOC's.Elmer fckn Fudd. Someone said yesterday. If you're a lawyer, you don't go in, day one and insult the jury. That's essentially what they did yesterday.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 03:21 PM (oBfF
That should be said in the voice of Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 22, 2020 04:03 PM (au35i)
Biden's camp did a video on the "6 hours I'm taking off" threat, and truth be told, it wasn't bad. Slick video, coherent story. Problem is, the truth wasn't told but because it was packaged well, the media/Left will accept it at face value. The key thing is, the investigation was not dormant when Biden made this demand, but instead had just started gearing up again after a hiatus.
The prosecuted Biden sought to oust seems like a bad person. But there are few if any people in power over there who are clean. The fact is, the prosecutor was going to uncover Burisma dirt, and Biden could not abide that. So he made a very clear demand, while retaining plausible deniability about protecting his loin-spawn.
Posted by: imp at January 22, 2020 04:03 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 04:03 PM (gPk/0)
I think the main purpose of the current charade is simply to open-up the Trump files, and question Boilton, Mulvaney, and others, to dig for political dirt and for leads on other "crimes" to use to impeach PDT.
And if they can establish a precedent for the House using a Senate impeachment trial to over-ride Executive Privilege, they will be in hog heaven, so to speak.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 04:03 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM (JoUsr)
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I have one of that type by A and D Medical that works well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 04:03 PM (jW9oF)
Do they use a dolly cart or a fork lift to move Nadler around the room?
Duh. A forklift with a union driver. He would destroy a dolly almost immediately. Plus, someone would have to push it.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (gauLa)
As they say, when the facts are on your side, pound the facts. When the law is on your side, pound the law.
When you got ungatz, you stage a multi-act rendition of The Aristocrats.
As the team of Schifff/Nadler are doing with alacrity.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (BU88g)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (ppBhU)
No, my monkey grinding an organ would class it up wonderfully.
Posted by: Organ Grinder Peddler at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:05 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2020 04:05 PM (gd9RK)
Schiff now arguing that we can't wait for the 2020 presidential election because it cannot be determined the vote will be fairly taken. Sounds more like, unless a Democrat wins, Schiff believes the election will be stolen by again...Russians! (which didn't happen in 2016 btw)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 04:05 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 04:04 PM (BU88g)
You win with The Aristocrats. Hands and pants down.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (ufFY8)
Schiff now arguing that we can't wait for the 2020 presidential election because it cannot be determined the vote will be fairly taken. Sounds more like, unless a Democrat wins, Schiff believes the election will be stolen by again...Russians! (which didn't happen in 2016 btw)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 04:05 PM (wiXsO)
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Sounds like they know they're going to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (q80AH)
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My doctor told me that the best brand is Omron.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)
And this is why I want Biden as the Dem nominee.
Trump knows how to push buttons, and he'll have Gropey Joe screaming about Russian nesting dolls in his hair within five minutes of the opening question.
As I said yesterday, Trump will bitch-slap the crayons right out of Biden's mouth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Ki5SV)
So sorry. I've read that they live such a shorter life than humans as they are born knowing all that they need to know about loyalty and loving unconditionally. I believe it.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
I think he has an agenda.
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (U6f/q)
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That, and their stupid followers actually believe there's more evidence. Evidence they, for some reason, just couldn't be bothered to address in the House phase. Their base of nutjob-adoodles (like Milano) really believe whatever they're told.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (JoUsr)
And this is why I want Biden as the Dem nominee.
Trump knows how to push buttons, and he'll have Gropey Joe screaming about Russian nesting dolls in his hair within five minutes of the opening question.
As I said yesterday, Trump will bitch-slap the crayons right out of Biden's mouth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Ki5SV)
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I think I'd prefer to see Warren go all War Party, in her own meek white woman way, when Trump won't stop calling her Pocahontas on the stage to her face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (q80AH)
I don't think we know for sure if he was bad bad. People and countries that would be effected by his investigations said he was bad.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2020 04:02 PM (88xKn)
........
backhoe with a chain
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
Why is Schiff talking in the Senate?
The House impeachment managers act as the prosecutors presenting the House's case to the Senate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, from the 70s at January 22, 2020 03:50 PM (gd9RK)
The thing that irks me is that from what I can tell they know the case they presented in the file delivered during the March of the Penguins is a stone cold loser, so now they are just throwing shit on the wall and pulling a Kavanaugh
The prosecution (House Democrats) have 24 hrs. over three days to make their case, the President's lawyers then have 24 hrs. over three days to rebut, then the senate has 16 hours for questioning. Then they can take up any questions of whether to call additional witness to be deposed first.
So of course they are praying and spraying right now - with the Schiff-Show of a case that they have do you honestly expect them to fill 24 hrs. with what they actually have in support of their two charges?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (hLRSq)
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Thanks, AW. That does seem to be a popular brand, and I have it earmarked to look at.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:08 PM (JoUsr)
Jennifer Rubin @JRubinBlogger 2h
Historians are going to have difficulty explaining how R's could acquit. The answer is that they are as corrupt as Trump.
Its like she's a parody account
Jennifer Rubin @JRubinBlogger 1h
This is the most brilliant legal presentation I have heard. None comes close. The tone, the facts, the anticipated defenses. I am in awe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
Jennifer Rubin @JRubinBlogger 2h
Historians are going to have difficulty explaining how R's could acquit. The answer is that they are as corrupt as Trump.
Its like she's a parody account
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
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Historians have little trouble explaining how Johnson got acquitted. I think they'll be fine with Trump's acquittal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)
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Think I have one of those around here somewhere. Might even have used it once or twice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 03:27 PM (KP5rU)
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Are those photos of Shiff getting Bucked in his Nadler?
Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (JNTt1)
If they'd thought ahead, they'd have shoed him like a horse and installed magnetized flooring so that he could float around the chamber like Baron Harkonnen.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 22, 2020 03:37 PM (a4EWo)
There are photos out there, not incriminating-incriminating, with Schitt, Buck, and some other gay politician. Not at an obvious campaign stop, more like friends taking about their next conquest. And how much meth they are going to shove up his firm young butt.
So not incriminating, just showing a closer relationship with a serial killer and not just poll jock sniffer ambushing him at campaign events. A serial killer with a penchant with shoving fist fulls of meth up young black men's butts.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (aLLD1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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They will always move the goal posts, which is why it's refreshing that Trump is the first Republican to refuse to play their game.
If McConnell allowed Schumer and Schiff everything they wanted, they would then be complaining that Ivanka wasn't testifying, and what's she hiding, etc. It would never end.
Sort of like when Romney gave his tax returns, the whole election became about how he didnt release "all" of them. Trump from the get go told them to pound sand.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (sjTfF)
Jen been drinking the kool aid again.
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)
"Those are deepfakes!!!!"
--Schiff, for real
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Shorter Schiff: We should purge all voter registrations to protect us against Republican cheating!
Posted by: tbodie. at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (Rt8Uf)
This is the most brilliant legal presentation I have heard. None comes close. The tone, the facts, the anticipated defenses. I am in awe.
From the... onion... right..
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)
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They can explain how Clinton got acquitted, and he'd indisputably committed actual crimes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (jW9oF)
Every now and again, I drop this link, because it bolsters my argument that 1975 was Peak Humanity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGQbtyctPmE
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (uKj5K)
Biden: Oh come on man! My hands and my son''s are clean! (Makes wild face for the camera)
PDT: I see that Hunter isn't the only one with a drug problem in your family.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 04:10 PM (gPk/0)
............
he must be getting paid by the hour.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
This is the most brilliant legal presentation I have heard. None comes close. The tone, the facts, the anticipated defenses. I am in awe.
who wrote it, Justin Bieber?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (MP9/9)
That's exactly right. And the more the Democrats complain, the worse the Clinton impeachment trial looks, because this is exactly the same process used then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (VzbI8)
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The video is very presidential.
https://bit.ly/30SkIHi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)
know if any of you fine people have a good recommendation for an at-home
blood pressure monitor? An arm cuff kind, not wrist. And one for a
small person. I'm only 100lbs, so gorilla-sized arm cuffs aren't for me.
I had a 174/100 reading today and now I have to monitor myself.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM
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Life source. The one my heart doctor recommended and the one he uses in his office. I have mild hypertension and my wife has mild hypotension (low blood pressure) so we both have to monitor our BP.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)
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They can explain how Clinton got acquitted, and he'd indisputably committed actual crimes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (jW9oF)
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It's almost like people have a lot of problems figuring out how important things will be to history.
Sometimes you can tell. 9/11 was different from anything we had ever seen in America, and it was obviously history shaking.
But day to day political machinations? Even impeachment, which has been done twice before in the Republic?
Try to gain a grip, lady.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (q80AH)
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When I was a kid, Johnson was sort of a footnote in presidential history who had one distinguishing mark.
Now he is one of three.
Posted by: SH at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (sX1BW)
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The video is very presidential.
https://bit.ly/30SkIHi
Ah... Did someone get there too late for their fruit cup?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (gPk/0)
Joe Biden looked like he wanted to go down on that dude, was he hitting on him. Progressives sure are weird.
Impeachment was created for those idiot Dems and Press to have something to beat up Trump with, and also something that would absolve them of asking difficult questions of this old ass dude who looks like that old demonic guy from Poltergeist 2.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 04:07 PM (hLRSq)
What if the purpose is to keep the campaigning senators away from Iowa for as long as possible. Popped into my head when they changed the resolution from 24 hours over 2 days for each to 24 hours over 3 days for each. Another 2 days off the campaign trail.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 04:14 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 22, 2020 04:14 PM (zL/eJ)
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Thanks, AW. That does seem to be a popular brand, and I have it earmarked to look at.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:08 PM (JoUsr)
Whatever you get, you should try to calibrate it, somehow. Take it to a couple of drugstores and use both it and the drugstore's free BP tester, and see what the differences are. You can adjust your home monitor's readings accordingly (on paper). Or go to a free clinic and get them to read your BP and see how your home monitor compares.
Not required, but if your BP is critical to your health, you don't want an incorrect measurement.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 04:14 PM (AMIL/)
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When I was a kid, Johnson was sort of a footnote in presidential history who had one distinguishing mark.
Now he is one of three.
Posted by: SH at January 22, 2020 04:13 PM (sX1BW)
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He'll forever be the guy who was always armed with two pistols while governor of Tennessee to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:14 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 22, 2020 04:15 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 04:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 04:14 PM (kUmUV)
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Can't see that it would make that much of a difference, if McConnell gets this over with in a hurry.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2020 04:15 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (QGxhH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (WI7YS)
Every now and again, I drop this link, because it bolsters my argument that 1975 was Peak Humanity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGQbtyctPmE
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (uKj5K)
Not possible.
IFBB Bikini division did not exist in 1975.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
They also have to accommodate the Chief Justice because the Supreme Court is in session and he is there in the morning for oral arguments then over here for this nonsense. He does have to sleep sometime -
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (hLRSq)
In a couple days when the GOP presents their case. This is like the part of the trial where the prosecutor lies and makes crap up to convict someone, and the Defense has to wait their turn.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 04:17 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2020 04:17 PM (ufFY8)
cant-be-true-they-really-cant-be-this
https://tinyurl.com/s7gg335
Virginia Democrats push to make criticism of government officials a criminal offense
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:17 PM (ZCEU2)
And spare me about how they don't have the numbers to convict.
Because according to prognostications, this was never even supposed to have been brought to the floor in the house.
Then, it would never be voted on.
Then Nancy would kill it.
Then it would never be transmitted to the Senate.
Yet here we are. In the actual conviction and removal phase.
Of something that wasn't supposed to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 04:18 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 04:18 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (oiNtH)
Of something that wasn't supposed to happen.
Yeah you're right, 66 Senators are certain to vote for conviction. Its AN ABSOLUTE ROCK SOLID THING
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:17 PM
So guns and speech. Thanks for turning VA red ya' dumb fucks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (iBBEC)
O/T I'll probably ask this in a few assorted threads, but I wanted to
know if any of you fine people have a good recommendation for an at-home
blood pressure monitor? An arm cuff kind, not wrist. And one for a
small person. I'm only 100lbs, so gorilla-sized arm cuffs aren't for me.
I had a 174/100 reading today and now I have to monitor myself.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2020 04:01 PM
May I suggest a wind gauge as well? A strong gust may take you away.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (sjdRT)
@Timcast
You're not going to believe this but Adam Schiff is literally saying the exact same thing he said the other day and every fucking time before that
Who in their right mind would listen to this psychotic ranting at this point
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 22, 2020 04:19 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
A week off the campaign trail won't do much.
20 weeks? Yeah. One? Nah.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (Jk+3L)
IFBB Bikini division did not exist in 1975.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
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Fair argument.
Counterpoint: It's just the vultures picking on the remains of a civilization with a much higher altogether level of sensuality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)
Sure tie up Bernie couldn't be the reason and helping out Crazy Uncle Joe could it?
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 22, 2020 04:21 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)
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#MeToo
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 04:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM
I was going to go with Dilbert or Humpty Dumpty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 04:21 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)
A lot of the problem has been that Trump, under the advisement of certain assholes on his staff, failed to fire everyone (EVERYONE) from the former administration when he came into office.
I am not kidding when I said he should have gone to the comments section of right wing blogs and offered jobs to people he knew would be dependable regardless of their lack of experience in government.
What this country need most of all is people in decision making positions in government who have never been in government before.
Ace should make this a "thing".
Team with other Trump friendly blogs and make a database of proven loyalist to fill out the government in the second term.
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 04:21 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Skip
How very North Korean of them.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 04:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (hLRSq)
Well RGB does it while court is in session. Good enough for her, good enough for him.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 04:22 PM (kUmUV)
IFBB Bikini division did not exist in 1975.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
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Fair argument.
Counterpoint: It's just the vultures picking on the remains of a civilization with a much higher altogether level of sensuality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 04:20 PM (uKj5K)
Hmm...when you put it like that...I'd put 1972 as the peak and everything else past that as decline and decadence.
'72 was the last moon mission
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 04:22 PM (l4C/z)
And spare me about how they don't have the numbers to convict.
Because according to prognostications, this was never even supposed to have been brought to the floor in the house.
Then, it would never be voted on.
Then Nancy would kill it.
Then it would never be transmitted to the Senate.
Yet here we are. In the actual conviction and removal phase.
Of something that wasn't supposed to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 04:18 PM (Jk+3L)
Yep.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 04:23 PM (O8P7E)
Nadler is going to tell us a story,
'bout a man and his gut,
he likes to get a little 'ttension
like a flea baggin' mut
he's gonna lie and scam
like only a loser can
hut hut hut !
Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2020 04:23 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 04:23 PM (ZMw8e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020
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No one here in LSU country can say "Ell-Ess-You." They all invariably mushmouth it to "Ell-Esh-You."
It's like "probably" becoming "prolly," I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
It's like "probably" becoming "prolly," I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 04:24 PM (Ejm1K)
"Lull-Vull"
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 04:42 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 22, 2020 04:54 PM (wGqjj)
I think the Microlife Monitor would do the trick. Automatic reading, takes three readings and averages them, has memory, and a computer link if you want it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 04:59 PM (BiNEL)
Waiting.
Still.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2020 06:29 PM (Ndje9)
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