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Border Apprehensions Plunge 90% in Arizona Due to Trump's Stay-in-Mexico Policy
Catch and release... back into Mexico.
Not that these migrants are from Mexico. Not originally. But they're from Mexico in the sense that they try to cross from Mexico.Illegal border crossings in Arizona "plunged" in December of 2019, according to the Associated Press, dropping a staggering 90% year-over-year following a Trump administration change in policy that has asylum seekers waiting for their adjudication hearings in Mexico and not in the United States. Last winter, a "record number" of illegal border crossers were apprehended in the Arizona sector of the United States-Mexico border, with 60,000 migrants taken into United States Border Protection custody in December of 2019 alone, per the Washington Examiner. That was the beginning of a surge migrants crossing the United States' southern border; by May of 2019, the Border Patrol was recording a record number of apprehensions every month, sometimes topping 100,000. "50,753 people were arrested for trespassing from Mexico in December. It marks the third month in a row that more than 50,000 people have illegally crossed into to the U.S. Another 10,000 people who tried to enter through ports were told they lacked the documents to do so," according to the Examiner. "Illegal immigration apprehensions at the southern border have skyrocketed since Trump’s first few months in office, when 15,000 to 20,000 people were reported being apprehended per month."Trump intends to address "birth tourism" next:
In Arizona alone, the Border Patrol was registering around 14,000 apprehensions per month by May of 2019, but in October of 2019, there were only 800 apprehensions. In December of 2019, the streak kept up, and apprehensions dropped around 90%.
The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to crack down on foreign nationals who visit the United States with the explicit intention to give birth, taking advantage of the country’s birthright citizen laws. President Donald Trump is expected to roll out changes to visa requirements in the coming days in order to stifle the “birth tourism” industry, in which many pregnant women from across the world enter the U.S. to give birth, according to administration officials who spoke with Axios. The proposals would be the latest in the administration’s efforts to clamp down on abuse of the U.S. immigration system.Meanwhile, the Democrarts boldly announce they're for illegal immigrants -- and no one else. Amy Klobuchar just denounced herself for having previously supported the controversial position that America's language is English, and Joe Biden declares that drunk driving is not a felony, certainly one that shouldn't get you kicked out of America even if you were already an illegal alien. As a blogger at Instapundit noted: This is an especially strange position for Joe Biden to take, because, for decades, he has attributed his first wife's death to a drunk driver. That was false. It was/is a slander against the driver, who was not drunk. But he has busted out the "my wife was killed by a drunk driver" lie at every opportunity to increase the sympathy generated by 10%. And now he says of illegal aliens driving drunk and killing other people's wives -- meh, no big deal.
Amy Klobuchar says she was wrong to support making English the official national language during her early years in the Senate.
— James Hohmann (@jameshohmann) January 20, 2020
“We’ve learned a lot since then," she says at the Brown & Black Forum.
Dems must disavow every normal position they’ve ever held. https://t.co/5jL85U6Uwu
— Dan Gainor (@dangainor) January 21, 2020
Joe Biden on arresting illegal immigrants: "You only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed, and I don't count drunk driving as a felony."https://t.co/4BQRk8mR6N
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 21, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)
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Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyland at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (+dsLj)
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Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
I'm pretty sure she directly linked this to hispanics and voting - how it was "hard" for them, or something like that.
Right out in the open the left are now. Not hiding it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 04:49 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Sundown Joe at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (haWye)
Centrist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HbpNu)
Posted by: Allie at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (/G6DM)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 21, 2020 04:48 PM (sf1AO)
Geez
And I thought the Kennedy's were effed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Titler at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (1CjJc)
What the Actual Fuck, Joe?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (sox4v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: MikeN at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 21, 2020 04:50 PM (iBBEC)
Sounds more like what I pour bleach onto in the bathroom.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 21, 2020 04:48 PM (l7udz)
Or at least amend it to where you have to at least be a child of legal, permanent residents to qualify.
No tourists, border jumpers, or foreign students ought to qualify.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: ham sandwich at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: krusty at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (UeAus)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Wasn't Slow Joe's first wife killed by an alleged drunk driver? Wonder if he thought that was a felony?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 21, 2020 04:48 PM (sf1AO)
That drunk driver was Slow Joe's first wife. He defamed the driver of the other vehicle she hit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (SRRAx)
IN other news Rainmando is appointed Press Secretary for Harry Wanker and Alimony Surprise Sparkles.
Posted by: Naked Obese Achondroplastic Dwarf at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (p3MUU)
(. Y .)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: wth at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
Shocking. Shocking indeed.
What I *really* want to see - and never will, because even if the datum exists it will never be discussed - is how many asylum seekers registered with Mexico. I'll bet it was a *lot* less than the number jumping our border and then not showing up to their hearings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (p3MUU)
"We've learned a lot since then," she says at the Brown ['n] Black Forum.
==================
Did she say that in English or Spanish?
Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (Pqytn)
Ovaltine
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (QLPEO)
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Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: The Dude at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)
"We've learned a lot since then," she says at the Brown ['n] Black Forum.
Like what? What exactly makes it a good idea to balkanize the country? Please elaborate.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (kcLv8)
Following debate time, Leader McConnell intends to move to table Schumer amendment #1285.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (KkUff)
Not Good:
AnneClaire Stapleton
@AnneClaireCNN
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is expected to announce this afternoon that the first case of Wuhan coronavirus has been reported in the United States, in Washington state, a federal source outside the CDC tells CNN
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (keFtY)
Posted by: dantesed at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (aAPXU)
'No soy criminal
Soy capitan,
Soy capitan'
Posted by: Me Llamo es Richie Valens at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: johnd01 - Gender Solid at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
OPERA
TENET
AREPO
SATOR
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (xfb67)
KLAATU
BARADA
NIKTO
Posted by: wth at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (v0R5T)
...
I mean, how else is Hunter supposed to get around?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)
Unlike W, Trump's actually doing the shit he said he would do.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Joe could be telling the truth, just using vagaries of the English language to misdirect as to whom was sloshed at the time.
Posted by: Another Anon at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (47Im8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (+DS2f)
***********
Remember Soleimani was a terrorist right up to when Trump nuked him, then suddenly he was the legitimate commander of the Iranian army who likes poetry.
MS-13 were criminals right up to when Trump called them animals then suddenly they were human beings who accidentally commit felonies.
I think I see a pattern here.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyland at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 21, 2020 04:53 PM
---
The driver from that accident has since passed away but his family is talking about suing biden if he doesn't quit lying about the accident.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: The Lavendar and Beige Forum at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (djGd9)
Miklos in the middle.
Posted by: Miklos, who meant to do this at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joey B at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (ptmBP)
ablewasiereisawelba
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Adriane the Canadian Music Critic ... at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (zpG2/)
Posted by: Slow Joe Bribem at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (kcLv
Times three, plus otter.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (wCmLp)
I'm sure that's playing into the reduction.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (9t0Zz)
++++++++++++
That's gonna be hilarious when someone closes the tag in the post.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Someguy at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (9PapW)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (keFtY)
Oh, shit.
When are these Chinese gonna quit eating raw pork and passing on the diseases to the rest of the world?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (wtvvX)
racecar
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (xfb67)
Not the Wuhan!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)
In America, it is pronounced Ruhan.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (zuo55)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (zlgJP)
AnneClaire Stapleton
@AnneClaireCNN
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is expected to announce this afternoon that the first case of Wuhan coronavirus has been reported in the United States, in Washington state, a federal source outside the CDC tells CNN
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020
No shit.
I gotta teach a classroom full of these guys in an hour.
I'm hoping alcohol acts as a natural propalaxis. .
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (G546f)
That Barrett 50 cal has a hell of a kick.
Almost a couple of decades ago, Ft Lewis Army post hired a bunch of contractors to be gate guards. They hired a couple hundred of us. Most of the contractors were either active duty or former military.
Part of the training and qualification was on pistol. Embarrassingly, most of the applicants only knew how to shoot rifles, and were absolute crap with pistols.
One lady got a black eye because she put her eyeball right up to the sight, like she was shooting a rifle. Fortunately she had eye protection, but the slide hit her glasses hard enough to give her a shiner.
So freaking hilarious.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: pep
Since probably 98% are illiterate, what's the benefit? It's not like doctors and lawyers are border jumping from Guatemala.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Chartrouse and Turquoise Forum at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (1CjJc)
Ride for Rohan!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (MuqRz)
Then here comes this loudmouth NYC developer thinking he can fix anything actually trying. . . and succeeding, like, a lot, when he isn't being kneecapped by the people who say it "can't" be fixed.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (bDqIh)
This is what one tooth looks like
Posted by: JackStraw at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)
.......
or this:
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U
Posted by: wth at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (MuqRz)
Buttigieg Pleads With Silent Crowd In Iowa To Cheer For Him: "Come On"
Posted by: The Dude at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Was listening to Seb Gorka and he was interviewing someone there.
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm sure that's playing into the reduction.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 04:55 PM (9t0Zz)
+++++++++++
Yup. And he added Guatemala as a possible destination, too. It's a real setback now.
I'd love for Mexico to publish the numbers of "asylum seekers" they're registering. I'll bet it is *much* smaller than the number who were jumping the border. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (I2dne)
Is impeachment over yet?
Yes it's over. Nancy Pelosi got impeached. It was the craziest thing.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (+DS2f)
I think she has a mouse up her ass. Or in her pocket, but probably up her ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (vVOK2)
We're told cops are actively working on getting a warrant for Brown's arrest and they're trying to convince the NFL star to surrender peacefully.
Our source says a man who was with Brown at the time of the alleged altercation has already been arrested.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (BqBId)
All we ever had to do was say "you wait in mexico while we adjudicate your asylum claims"?
So many of our festering problems seem to amount to just this, right? We just have to decide not to tolerate the problem, and the problem is solved.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Diogenes
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I once had food poisoning in Siberia that no medicine could touch. Vodka cleared it up in about 6 hours.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (zuo55)
That's such a heinous crime that even native-born citizens could face deportation for it if the Dems get their way.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (p3MUU)
Funny how the words "...and subject to the jurisdiction thereof..." never seemed to be relevant when it came to preventing anchor babies. No, we'll just ignore that particular part of that amendment and we'll flood the nation with illegals and their babies.
#WASTF mostly because we have so many domestic enemies and won't rid ourselves of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ptschett at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (uHE/j)
Of course she had eye protection.
I'm gonna guess she has dick sucking problems, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (ZP/MT)
Perino said that all of the amendments will probably be a partisan vote,
so it sounds like McConnell has everyone onboard, according to Perino
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)
I dont know.What does Jasper say about this??
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (+DS2f)
This isn't a "problem" to the left. That is the real problem.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (p3MUU)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (kcLv8)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (keFtY)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (ZP/MT)
Far-sighted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (Ne1i4)
We're told cops are actively working on getting a warrant for Brown's arrest and they're trying to convince the NFL star to surrender peacefully.
Our source says a man who was with Brown at the time of the alleged altercation has already been arrested.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (BqBId)
Actually we could use another OJ like care chase right about now or tomorrow right in the middle of the impeachment scam
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (zpG2/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
can I take this one? you can rape the shit out of Katie.
Posted by: M Dukakis at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (KkUff)
Because you are your skin color.
...And nothing else.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (zuo55)
+++++++++++++
Yup. I hate this modern Lefty lingo of "Black and brown bodies" or "woman bodies" or whatever.
Forget character, intelligence, morality, work ethic, faith, commitment to family, patriotism, etc. None of it matters. Only your body matters.
Freaking racists. Utter, contemptible racists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (xfb67)
Yeah but I have the flu
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (zpG2/)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (Ne1i4)
Alcoholic American
African American
Alcoholics Anonymous
It all gets so confusing after Sundown, Eh Joe?
Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (Lsu/B)
If there were a way to fix Guatemala, we might have a chance to end this crap. But, Guatemala is a mess, the current regime was put in place by the UN through back channels and lots of money, and the poor in Guatemala haven't seen one iota of support from any source, let alone UN funds. The corruption is staggering.
I still feel for them, but I don't know how to go about making any difference.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: garrett at January
Why do you think her husband bought her the eyewear?
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)
Well how else is she going to help out? It*s not like she can pull in some of that sweet, sweet foreign bribe money like crackboy.
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (LtSaI)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (BU88g)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (MuqRz)
Keep that in mind when Biden is talking about felon, and also when someone like AOC is yammering on about having too many people in prisons. Wonder how many fewer people we would have in US prisons if we didn't have open borders. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Also, best to avoid wifi enabled inflatable bumplugs. On the other hand, watching the facial expression of somebody who just got hacked is priceless.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (p3MUU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (MuqRz)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (xfb67)
ethic, faith, commitment to family, patriotism, etc. None of it matters.
Only your body matters.
Freaking racists. Utter, contemptible racists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (I2dne)
The individual doesn't matter. Except your vote. And that's only until they don't have votes anymore.
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (uEbPt)
That idiot should already be in jail for the names he gave his known kids.
Autonomy, Antanyiah, Antonio Brown Jr., Ali Brown
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (dNzKv)
I'm hoping alcohol acts as a natural propalaxis.
I'd just use a trojan.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (KkUff)
Not sure how a Roman Emperor would help, but hey, go for it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Duke Leto Atreides at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (Zst/l)
Because you are your skin color.
...And nothing else.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 04:56 PM (zuo55)
+++++++++++++
Yup. I hate this modern Lefty lingo of "Black and brown bodies" or "woman bodies" or whatever.
Forget character, intelligence, morality, work ethic, faith, commitment to family, patriotism, etc. None of it matters. Only your body matters.
Freaking racists. Utter, contemptible racists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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And now we see the result of not believing people have souls.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (zuo55)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (EkV8O)
Was listening to Seb Gorka and he was interviewing someone there.
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
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Hi Skip,
I have not, but I think our pal NZFrank is there now.
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (2U25q)
centrism
Posted by: ptschett at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (uHE/j)
In all seriousness, I've actually been considering that concept.
To the extent that the conservative-liberal paradigm still even holds, it can be said that the conservatives despise and mistrust the government, while the liberals despise and mistrust big business and the rich (voters, I mean, not politicians).
But the broad mass in the middle have grown to despise and mistrust all of them. They are actually the most radical portion of the electorate, anymore.
That's a touchy position to be in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (MuqRz)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 04:58 PM (YslsA)
This is serious shit!
Got sicker than a dog up country in Thailand once while deployed there.
The fix? Tequila. And I don't even like tequila.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (c1cRg)
11s
If the impeachment scam went as quickly as my demo job, people might tune in.
As that appears unlikely, real America will keep working hard, ignoring the shenanigans of our failed political class in DC.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (BqBId)
Just eliminate birthright citizenship.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Ne1i4)
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Well, it's technically true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (6w43b)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (+DS2f)
+++++++++++++++
Not solved, but better. With more better on the horizon.
And yes, that is all it took. Someone saying, "No. This ends now. If you don't step up and help end it, we'll bury you under punitive trade measures. Want goods to flow across the border? Then do your damn job. We'll help. We'll cooperate. Hell, we'll bend over backwards for it, but you will do it or you will starve."
In other words, while this is "all it took" what it actually took was a real man willing to fight - a patriot with both a carrot *and* a stick and willingness to use either.
It's much harder to find the man than it is to find the means.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (I2dne)
/O\
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
Scoliosis girl?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (keFtY)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader of the Free Range Penis at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (sWM8x)
No, not Huggy Bear!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (Ne1i4)
That's such a heinous crime that even native-born citizens could face deportation for it if the Dems get their way.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
You would be able to see the wall from the International Space Station.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: piratepatch at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (taXNc)
No, not Huggy Bear!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Pimp hand is strong with the Bear!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: piratepatch at January 21, 2020 05:04 PM (taXNc)
/O\
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
Scoliosis girl?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (keFtY)
OMG!!!!
You so owe me another beer!!!
Barmaid is handing me paper towels as I text this.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:05 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: piratepatch at January 21, 2020 05:05 PM (taXNc)
Hubba hubba
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2020 05:01 PM (KNsKs)
Its our fault We've disappointed them,
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Third worlders have the politics leftists want to cultivate. I've lived in the third world, and Trump was right. It's a shithole. Ain't nobody wants to live in the third world but the tippy top of the corruption pyramid.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (9t0Zz)
It's almost like everything is backwards.
Almost...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (4e+hS)
Ah man my lady got hit by a blog truck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cringe Worthy at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (EkV8O)
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They are just like all other aristocrats. They want subjects, not citizens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Lex Luthor at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (ppBhU)
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic chick. Stick Chick will be that chick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2020 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (djGd9)
/O\
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
Scoliosis girl?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (keFtY)
OMG. This place is so witty,
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
tabled = blocked, according to the C-SPAN guy taking phone calls
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:03 PM (Ne1i4)
Yes. Blocked. For now.
The motion for the amendment to the Trial Rules, which would allow witnesses, was tabled, and can be brought up later.
All I'm saying is that the senate can decide to bring in witnesses later.Just not right now.
And, there are some real winners on that CSPAN call in line. LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:06 PM (AzW6q)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Mark Kelly at January 21, 2020 05:08 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 21, 2020 05:09 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Just take the children and put them up for adoption in the US. The kids are citizens and as such the US will protect the rights of American citizens, but their parents are not and have to go back to whatever country they came from.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2020 05:09 PM (wCmLp)
Like when Jeb! made a big point at a campaign event and everyone sat there staring. He had to urge them on by saying "Please clap!" It was the moment everyone realized his campaign was over.
Same thing just happened to bootyplug.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:09 PM (dNzKv)
The first one is such a perfect specimen of the B Monster Movie genre.
I've seen a few of the followups, but they just didn't capture the same magic.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:09 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Joan Of Argghh! at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (pylmS)
Posted by: DaveA at January 21
There's a doggie style joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: DaveA
--
Some positions are statistically more likely to result in pregnancy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Cocaine Hunter at January 21, 2020 05:11 PM (ATCV4)
No, but I've seen the prequel, Raising Arizona. It's magnificent.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:11 PM (9t0Zz)
Raising Arizona isa very weird, fun movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:11 PM (AzW6q)
practically begging the Central Americans to stay in Mexico. Either
they're short on workers, or their plunging birthrate is causing
problems, or both.
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The cartels need more troops.
Posted by: Jolo at January 21, 2020 05:11 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: December 2018 at January 21, 2020 05:11 PM (hOtJL)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (6w43b)
Probably impeachable, since limiting the influx of llegal fraudulent dem voters will hurt his political opponents.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (c1cRg)
Is Fen going to talk about the missionary?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (mIJ9W)
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Just take the children and put them up for adoption in the US. The kids are citizens and as such the US will protect the rights of American citizens, but their parents are not and have to go back to whatever country they came from.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Take the kids back. They can return on their own when they reach the age of majority. Their parents can't. That way we don't break up families.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at Jan
Where does anal rank?
Posted by: LOL at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (NSFCQ)
With the right tit ratios.
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)
212. I am pretty sure Jared is in Davos.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:10 PM (JRaU+)
Jared created the Daleks?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (ufFY8)
Probably impeachable, since limiting the influx of llegal fraudulent dem voters will hurt his political opponents.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
++++++++++++++
I think it came down to "Do it or I'll seal the border. Your factory towns will riot and your cartels will declare war against Mexico City within three months if I do that, and you know it. Comply or starve."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (I2dne)
I think it's that the alternative is that the Central Americans try to sneak into the US, and that will bring Trump's ire - and tariffs - to bear on Mexico.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (YqDXo)
His big bet is that no one will want to stay in the chamber for another second.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LASue
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Which makes sense - how can someone commit a crime, and benefit from it legitimately? Fruit of the poisoned tree.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 04:51 PM (T6t7i)
I think they're honestly trying to make Trump happy by not sending them on - as far as the ones coming in, the Mexicans don't care. They'll just tell them to go live in the jungles and fight the jaguars for food. It's really kind of hard to make someone in our society understand how MANY people die in really nasty ways in Mexico every day, not all of them manmade - and the Mexicans really just don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)
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Yeah, that damn Trump all presidentin' and shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (HaL55)
Talk about sammiches....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Art Rooney II at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
So we'd gain a bunch of MS-13 gangsters and lose a bunch of citizens. Not sure this is a good strategy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (I2dne)
Seems like its more beneficial to be a criminal.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (gauLa)
Not sure I want them coming here to get preggers, however, we should have a hot requirement for new citizens.
With the right tit ratios.
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)
Forecasting the weather that American weather forecasters don't want to forecast.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (Lsu/B)
Fuck their families. The goal should be to inflict as much suffering as possible on the parents who try to pull that shit. Little Lupe isn't going to remember her birth mother when she grows up in a family in Kansas as "Lisa". But her birth mother sure has shit will remember what happened, and will tell everyone else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)
........
The Founders would put a cap in their ass.
Posted by: wth at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: DaveA
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Some positions are statistically more likely to result in pregnancy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
The "Yes" position mostly.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: wth at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++++
Long ago. And to most of the Rs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (dNzKv)
Can I pick the citizen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (l4C/z)
Well, okay, I know ignoring regular Americans has been part of the agenda for a couple of decades, at least, but, now, they're coming right out and admitting it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:13 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
So we'd gain a bunch of MS-13 gangsters and lose a bunch of citizens. Not sure this is a good strategy.
Of course not. There would be a vetting process before you get to the death match chamber. And we pick the battle citizen.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
True. Game, set & match to you.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (8dPFq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:14 PM (l4C/z
Damn Mark. Spot on!
If anything describes the Dems today it's this.
Well said my friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: Amy Cob-logger at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (Rmg78)
Posted by: Ripley at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv)
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Weapons too.
Sort of like in Idiocracy.
Maybe just like in Idiocracy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (oBfF8)
They also believe all those born elsewhere who gatecrashed the border are exempt from consequences of committing any crime.
We have a party (Republican) and an anti-party, just like matter and antimatter (Democrats). Does that mean they cancel each other out?
Posted by: Decaf at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (xarPm)
Unless you've lived in a Democrat ghetto or the third world, you've no idea how little the people who live there full time value human life.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Ripley at January 21, 2020 05:17 PM (MxEKc)
Drunk driving should be punished by 30 lashes from a cane for the first offense, not having your life ruined.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 21, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv)
And the arena.
I pick Weasel and a 1,000 yard range.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 05:12 PM (6w43b)
That would be Assault and Bananary.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (Ne1i4)
New rule. In order to become a citizen, you have to battle another citizen to the death.
"This is good stuff. Sort of The Purge, Citizenship Edition."
-lurking hollywierd screenwriter.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 21, 2020 05:18 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (1CjJc)
But, I doubt the courts would rule that way, and passing a new amendment in modern times is super difficult. Tough to see ever gutting birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (HALdu)
Awaiting VOTER SUPPRESSION! screeching from Dims in 6, 5, 4, ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (pNxlR)
We're told cops are actively working on getting a warrant for Brown's arrest and they're trying to convince the NFL star to surrender peacefully.
Our source says a man who was with Brown at the time of the alleged altercation has already been arrested.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 04:57 PM (BqBId)
Actually we could use another OJ like care chase right about now or tomorrow right in the middle of the impeachment scam
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2020 04:59 PM (zpG2/)
With the miscreant leading cops right through the floor of the Senate. That'd be great. Marx Brothers redux! Harpo honking his horn, and everything. Might as well get some entertainment from this farce.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (2U25q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (YqDXo)
I can fix Guatemala. Five easy steps.
1) U.S. is invited to take over and it becomes a sovereign occupied territory of the U.S. Call it a peaceful invasion.
2) A military governor with some money and heavy law enforcement gets 10 years to clean that shit up under martial law. Anyone with an MS13 tattoo gets shot on sight as an enemy combatant. Corps of engineers gets tasked with basic infrastructure improvements to western standards. Its a small country - should be pretty straightforward.
3) Everyone learns English.
4) Open up the economy for investment and tourism.
5) Statehood. Within 20 years.
Problem solved. Place turns into a lovely retirement destination - central American Florida. Make the same deal with Belize, Honduras, and El Salvador. Repeat as necessary.
It's all about shitty their governments. there is nothing wrong with the land or the people.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (so+oy)
agenda for a couple of decades, at least, but, now, they're coming right
out and admitting it.
I wish they were only ignoring and not punishing regular Americans with crap like NAFTA.
Funny, I don't recall any great hue and cry to eliminate our manufacturing sector by giving it to our enemies the Chinese Communists. And I suppose it was merely a coincidence that it eliminated a lot of GOP support from small donations, too.
I wish Washington would treat me half as well as they want to treat illegal aliens.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (2U25q)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:19 PM (1CjJc)
And Silly walks?
Speaking of, I need to re watch the Yakkity sax march of the impeachment clowns.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (zpG2/)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (CLteG)
Funny that. I don't either.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
A decapitated person with a goiter in a cone of shame?
Da fuq?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:22 PM (AzW6q)
The constitution clearly states 'and subject to its laws' when delineating citizen status.
By the same logic as is being used now, one can rob a bank, do some jail time, yet keep the stolen money.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 05:22 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 21, 2020 05:15 PM (ufFY
But good to see that it's out there. That's how I get through it. That and the mute button, judiciously applied.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:22 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2020 05:23 PM (0OmEj)
Da fuq?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:22 PM (pNxlR)
*deep sniffs*
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (1CjJc)
301 The current impeachment manager speaking says they impeached the President without enough evidence, and demands the Senate do the whole trial all over again.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (so+oy)
LOLGF
You failed. Eat it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (pNxlR)
So much for arresting his felonious offspring.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (2U25q)
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Well, that's okay. We'll let you oversee aid to Puerto Rico, instead. Granted, the pay isn't all that great, a mere $600K per year. But, just sell some relief supplies out the back door to supplement your income, mkay?
Posted by: US State Dept. at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (oBfF8)
And he sure knows how to make the Enemy Left lose theirs.
Posted by: Emmie at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (87gB3)
Like what? What exactly makes it a good idea to balkanize the country? Please elaborate.
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Not to mention the fact that English is the language primarily used in science, technology, etc., and telling "black and brown" people that they don't need to learn it is essentially ensuring that they will never get into those fields.
But hey, they'll be happy scrubbing Amy's toilets and mowing her lawn, right?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
+++++++++++
No one that I‘m aware of.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
Except the people are the government.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (Lsu/B)
I'm fine with summary execution of drunk drivers. There are so many ways now to get home; have a designated driver, take a bus, take a taxi, take an Uber, call your buddy. There's no excuse for driving drunk, and the potential consequences for other people are so disastrous.
I've had more than one friend killed by a drunk. I've known families who lost their kids to a drunk driver. I've known kids who lost their parents to a drunk driver.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 05:25 PM (zJmMh)
Wait: Val Demings
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (Ne1i4)
I'd like to see Antonio Brown to burst into the Senate and try to hide behind Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 05:25 PM (zJmMh)
How do you know he hasn't already? Has anybody checked?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (1CjJc)
Analysis: Three Mistakes Trump Team makes in Impeachment.
All Democrat talking points, with no legal basis.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
If you have a link could you please post it.? I was trying to show my husband but can't find it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (k4dH2)
And eating salads with her comb.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (d6Ksn)
I wish Washington would treat me half as well as they want to treat illegal aliens.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HaL55)
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Yeah, that whole, "Those jobs aren't coming back" thing was rather...*types*......*deletes.*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)
nobody. Halp. Us.
Posted by: Nutzi's Knees at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (JRaU+)
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I was misquoted. I said, "Cum on my face."
Fake news!
Posted by: Mayor Buttlpug at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (9t0Zz)
Problem is that they have lowered the bar so low as to what is drunk? Its pretty silly.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)
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Now that makes more sense seeing as its lying Joe Biden. I think the only time he told the truth was by accident when he wanted to impress journalists about blackmailing Ukrainians to stop investigating his son and Burisma.
Posted by: Decaf at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Not the Senate's job.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (I2dne)
Sounds like a gay mafia threat.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: Don Q at January
yes
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (HALdu)
I've had more than one friend killed by a drunk. I've known families who lost their kids to a drunk driver. I've known kids who lost their parents to a drunk driver.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:24 PM (9t0Zz)
And now there's texting while driving.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (6w43b)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2020 05:23 PM (0OmEj)
...
My wife's cousin was murdered in Mexico, probably by the cops.
There are a lot of reasonably crazy places that I am willing to go in the world. Mexico is not one of them.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (jvJCz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (omnMx)
Wait: Val Demings
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (Ne1i4)
Kat Dennings > Val Demings
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (jvJCz)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (JRaU+)
Huh. That could be cool. Maybe I should un-mute her.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (Ne1i4)
It also explains why Joe would not want it to be a felony.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (KP5rU)
If you have a link could you please post it.? I was trying to show my husband but can't find it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2020 05:26 PM (WI7YS)
Blurry version but still funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80N2hlTwD0I
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
If you get a DUI or commit DV in Colorado, it's an automatic felony - and these are by far the most common felony offenses committed by our tequila-swilling, machismo Sparks of the Divine that are our uninvited guests.
And if you commit a felony, you automatically get your border-jumping ass handed over to ICE after your sentence.
So in Denver, they found a solution to this horrible injustice... if you're an illegal the DPD will now undercharge the offense as a misdemeanor, so you don't have to go back.
Of course, my American ass would still get the felony rap.
Cool, ain't it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Blago at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (sjTfF)
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I was misquoted. I said, "Cum on my face."
Fake news!
Posted by: Mayor Buttlpug at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (JcXHH)
Pete will beg for Jeb before the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Don Q at January
either way, don't want to see her tits
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (HALdu)
https://youtu.be/1V6-RFX3XcA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (I2dne)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
They were wicked glorious
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
Well if Biden's wife was drunk and she hit the other car then technically his wife was killed by a drunk driver.
It also explains why Joe would not want it to be a felony.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (B06Zw)
AFAIK, that is speculation. Just wanted to be clear, since I started that discussion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (1CjJc)
You mean in the 1890's?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:29 PM (jvJCz)
Yeah, when Nancy was talking about what the Founding Father's wanted? She was speaking from first hand experience.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (NgKpN)
Problem is, most of the officer have no idea how to testify, and just rely on people trusting them.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:32 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:32 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (JRaU+)
Huh. That could be cool. Maybe I should un-mute her.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020
either way, don't want to see her tits
Posted by: not so at January
There
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
LOL! Now do it to, "We Welcome You to Munchkin Land!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (pNxlR)
Of course, my American ass would still get the felony rap.
Cool, ain't it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:30 PM (AzW6q)
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Well, equal protection under the law obviously does not apply, because they are here illegally and not citizens.
See how easy this is?
/sanctuary cities everywhere
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)
Per-se BAC level is 0.08 in every state in the US. Are you talking about the zero tolerance BAC levels for drivers under 21?
Or are you saying 0.08 is too low? Because last I looked, 0.08 has pretty good science behind it.
I'd be willing to be generous and say the Enhanced Penalty BAC level should be the summary execution level.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
They were wicked glorious
Posted by: Zombie JFK
So soft and smooth and perky.
Posted by: Millard Filmore at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (bkUtD)
Mind you, I saw his wife once...Nazi might be a step up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)
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Dang, I've been doing it wrong all this time!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 05:35 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:32 PM (CLteG)
Absent things getting typed in a non-proportional font like Courier, those are never going to work, fellers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:35 PM (pNxlR)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
They were wicked glorious
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
who wants to see nancy pelosi's tits?
They were Real and Spectacular.
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (l3+k2)
Hey!
Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 21, 2020 05:35 PM (CqE5x)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Thank you for helping my diet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:35 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Not the Senate's job.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:27 PM (Lsu/B)
Based on the H0use brief, the House and ONLY the house has ALL the power for impeachment so there could be no way the Senate could do that because it usurp the EXCLUSIVE power of the House!
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
Mind you, I saw his wife once...Nazi might be a step up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (l4C/z)
Nanzi would have to take her teeth out.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (jvJCz)
I worked at Google for an Aussie git who legitimately wanted to bang Nazi Pelosi. Passionate about politics, that wanker was.
Mind you, I saw his wife once...Nazi might be a step up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (l4C/z)
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Wait, wut? For that to be age-appropriate, at all, a person in a senior position at Google should have retired by now. Does this guy have a gross old granny fetish or something?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (a0IVu)
Nanzi's boobs are not proportional?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (B06Zw)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
They were wicked glorious
Posted by: Zombie JFK
So soft and smooth and perky.
Posted by: Millard Filmore at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (Lsu/B)
Not dark enough for my particular taste....
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (uGHnY)
chief of police in Orlando for a while, while she was also on the force.
Husband is not the Orange County Mayor.
They're both big Leftards. Did a gig a few years ago where they showed up. My two bandmates got a pic with the both of them. I took it and just held the camera for a while and milled around with it in order to avoid me having to get my pic with them. It worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2020 05:20 PM (so+oy)"
Dems keep saying they want this to be like a "REAL" trial - well, in a REAL Trial, if the Grand Jury indicts without enough evidence, you don't have a trial to see if you can dig up more - you have automatic dismissal because of insufficient basis for the charge. No witnesses, no nothing. End of case, until the Prosecution goes back and puts some time into fixing it's investigation. If they can fix it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Well Alex keeps yelling at us for staring at hers!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Tits at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (B06Zw)
Where scoliosis girl does otter.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
In the pictures I've seen recently of Pelosi, her boobs look like Nurse Diesels in High Anxiety.... I imagine when they are released from bondage they are more around her knees then her throat.
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (jvJCz)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (BqBId)
_______________
We're a point of entry for many illegals, but most don't remain here, because the "free" shit offered here doesn't compare to states like CA. Also, because of AZ state laws, it's tougher for illegals to get jobs here.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi'd Knees at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (bkUtD)
for crying out loud
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++++
Doyou prefer surprise anal threads? I think this is a step up for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (I2dne)
Answer carefully.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (jvJCz)
I just got the weirdest erection...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)
Back in the day I'll bet they were glorious.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:28 PM (CLteG)
They were wicked glorious
Posted by: Zombie JFK
So soft and smooth and perky.
Posted by: Millard Filmore at January 21, 2020 05:33 PM (Lsu/B)
Not dark enough for my particular taste....
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
I ordered 30 Days of Games in Honor of that Slave Girl's Breasts
Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (CqE5x)
**/(.)(.)\
^^^#^^^
*** /$\
***/ \
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January
What the fuck is that thing's pronoun?
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (HALdu)
It's a finalist for retirement. There or TX.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Tom Servo
In a real trial, a lot of shit would be run differently. Especially a motion to dismiss.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Zombie JFK
WTF did JFK know? It was his brother Ted who was spreading his seed around the Hill.
That guy was a complete jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: Deep Thoughts at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (k4dH2)
I read that as "the state of AZ lawns..."
I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
What the fuck is that thing's pronoun?
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (HALdu)
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OK, I LOL'd. At work.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (AzW6q)
I worked at Google for an Aussie git who legitimately wanted to bang Nazi Pelosi. Passionate about politics, that wanker was.
Mind you, I saw his wife once...Nazi might be a step up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:34 PM (l4C/z)
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Wait, wut? For that to be age-appropriate, at all, a person in a senior position at Google should have retired by now. Does this guy have a gross old granny fetish or something?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:36 PM (AzW6q)
He was just a QA manager. And I suspect he just had a hard on for Leftism....and old grannies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (B+t5k)
Nancy's bewbs are really alien space creatures sent to take over Earth
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (jvJCz)
Posted by: Zombie JFK
WTF did JFK know? It was his brother Ted who was spreading his seed around the Hill.
That guy was a complete jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (c1cRg)
There's a B&W pic of the young Pelosi meeting JFK at some function.
Her father controlled the Baltimore Machine at the time
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (CqE5x)
I read that as "the state of AZ lawns..."
I denounce myself.
______________
lol, well that too. It's tough to mow rocks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:38 PM (CLteG)
You have crossed over to "get your meds adjusted" country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (pNxlR)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
No denouncing necessary. Went into a McDonald's down there (bordertown). Place was overrun with people working at whatever minimal task there was. It was a remarkable sight.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2020 05:42 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:42 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:42 PM (CLteG)
You misspelled Kat
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2020 05:43 PM (CqE5x)
Seems that Savings Bonds, and war Bonds, are issued by the Sec of the Treasury, with the President's permission.
Money from said bonds can be spent on 'anything authorized by law'.
The border wall IS authorized by law, but not funded.
How about, a WALL Bond. Bonds sold whose proceeds go to fund building the Border Wall.
I got a couple grand I'd invest.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Mystery '80's song:
1983
Hint:
Do you hear me?
Do you care?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX86s8fHgkI
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (KkUff)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (jvJCz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (bkUtD)
Seems that Savings Bonds, and war Bonds, are issued by the Sec of the Treasury, with the President's permission.
Money from said bonds can be spent on 'anything authorized by law'.
The border wall IS authorized by law, but not funded.
How about, a WALL Bond. Bonds sold whose proceeds go to fund building the Border Wall.
I got a couple grand I'd invest.
Posted by: Don Q at January
genius
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)
Mystery '80's song:
1983
Hint:
Do you hear me?
Do you care?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX86s8fHgkI
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (KkUff)
Missing Persons
"What are Words For?"
Glorious body on that girl. Made Debbie Harry look flat and flabby...and she wasn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (l4C/z)
Her father controlled the Baltimore Machine at the time
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2020 05:41 PM (CqE5x)
Really?
Didn't know that.
The stories of Teddy's visits to Seattle are legendary.
And Washington State has two women senators.
Conclusion?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (c1cRg)
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)
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For me, it would depend on the term of the bond... I won't bank any money on there being an issuer to redeem the bonds outside of a ten year window.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JoeF.
_______
I'm not familiar with a "Baltimore Machine." I assume it kills lots of people, especially on weekends.
Posted by: Furious George at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (CLteG)
for crying out loud
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM
Well, in our defense...Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (KkUff)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2020 05:46 PM (CLteG)
The new ones, like in Baltimore, not so much.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (jvJCz)
And Washington State has two women senators.
Conclusion?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (c1cRg)
Dixie Lee Ray + Teddy?
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'm all for Americans having vast gun rights (excepting violent felons and people who have been involuntarily committed to a mental institution). But I really don't get allowing foreign nationals to buy guns here.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (B+t5k)
And Washington State has two women senators.
Conclusion?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (c1cRg)
My conclusion is we got into the wrong line of work
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Cocaine at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (JcXHH)
I had an interesting idea last weekend.
Seems that Savings Bonds, and war Bonds, are issued by the Sec of the Treasury, with the President's permission.
Money from said bonds can be spent on 'anything authorized by law'.
The border wall IS authorized by law, but not funded.
How about, a WALL Bond. Bonds sold whose proceeds go to fund building the Border Wall.
I got a couple grand I'd invest.
Posted by: Don Q at January
Send that thought to Trump's Team.
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 05:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Especially when the stated charges are not legally defined anywhere.
That is the FIRST question I'd ask Schifty, please define the charges so we can decide on guilt or innocence.
Because Abuse of Power is not defined, and Obstruction of Congress is made up.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (B+t5k)
And now she's 65 years old
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (CqE5x)
Apparently they do vote, according to some nooz report recently. By giving them all these benefits that natural Americans can't get, Progs are laying the groundwork for them to get the vote anyway. "Look, see all the taxpayer money they receive? Why they're practically Americans now, why not let them vote?
Never mind that they'll vote for Democrats for the rest of their lives here."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 05:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2020 05:48 PM (jvJCz)
Seems that Savings Bonds, and war Bonds, are issued by the Sec of the Treasury, with the President's permission.
Money from said bonds can be spent on 'anything authorized by law'.
The border wall IS authorized by law, but not funded.
How about, a WALL Bond. Bonds sold whose proceeds go to fund building the Border Wall.
I got a couple grand I'd invest.
Posted by: Don Q
sign me up
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:48 PM (d7Ww2)
And Washington State has two women senators.
Conclusion?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (c1cRg)
Dixie Lee Ray + Teddy?
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
And....there goes that erection
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:48 PM (l4C/z)
Words. Missing Persons. Gleefully on my phone
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Missing Persons
"What are Words For?"
Glorious body on that girl. Made Debbie Harry look flat and flabby...and she wasn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
What's funny about that song is that it really does appear to be a "forgotten" 80's song judging by the low number of views. That was a big hit when I was a
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (KkUff)
Migrants waiting for Dems to win election because it will make things easier to get in:
https://tinyurl.com/v8vk5uh
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Wodun at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (ZJRPl)
https://tinyurl.com/v8vk5uh
Posted by: redridinghood at January
criminal & stupid
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)
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For me, it would depend on the term of the bond... I won't bank any money on there being an issuer to redeem the bonds outside of a ten year window.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
If the US Government goes away, then all the other paper investments will be gone as well.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 05:50 PM (KkUff)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2020 05:50 PM (a4EWo)
Migrants waiting for Dems to win election because it will make things easier to get in:
https://tinyurl.com/v8vk5uh
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 05:49 PM (wiXsO)
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One of my top reasons for wanting Trump re-elected is lefty tears. But I want to watch these fucking leeches cry even more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:51 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Feel free to spread the idea around.
See if it can get some traction.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:51 PM (NgKpN)
If the US Government goes away, then all the other paper investments will be gone as well.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 05:50 PM (NgKpN)
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Not if I convert them into ammunition first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 21, 2020 05:52 PM (gauLa)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=ds0b4OQdQdA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 21, 2020 05:53 PM (l4C/z)
I think Val is just riffing at this point.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 05:47 PM (/ZYFC)
They have a lot of time to fill because, well, there really isn't anything to their charges, no elements of the crime that have to be proven, and so on. Their entire case could be completed in 20 minutes, but (1) where would be the grandstanding and (2) they would be guaranteed a "all of that moths of hysteria and this is all you got?" reaction no matter how it was spun.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 21, 2020 05:53 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:54 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: not so at January 21, 2020 05:54 PM (HALdu)
Jorga Fox? The whole thing would just get stuck in the gap between her front teeth.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:54 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 21, 2020 05:54 PM (mSgQG)
I don't have much (any) interest in peach mints, except for one fascinating aspect of it: Since when did the Democrats start with the pointless theatrics leading to embarrassing defeats and electoral danger?
They're stealing the GOP's act.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2020 05:55 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2020 05:55 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 21, 2020 05:55 PM (9t0Zz)
for crying out loud
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 05:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Well, to be fair, the *was* a side order of fluffer, earlier.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2020 05:59 PM (di1hb)
Trump is fixing shit. Things the elites told us could never be fixed. It is part of their anger - they show how utterly impotent they have been. It's part of why they insist that Trump is breaking the "rules". he is. The rules against getting shit done.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 06:05 PM (+DS2f)
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