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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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It's those pesky facts again! The third world (or "The Developing World" if you like) produces the majority of the so-called global warming emissions, and also run much less efficiently, so by far the biggest bang for the whiny little SJWs who want to save Gaia from the depredations of rampant capitalism would be found in those countries.

But those countries also have robust systems to keep foreign criticism in check, and their populations sort of like the idea of entering the 21st century, with air conditioning and clean water and abundant power for those things that make life better. They are much more willing to look at Saint Greta of the scold and say, "LOLGF."
Historian Slams Greta Thunberg: "I Don’t See Her in Beijing or Delhi"

“60% of CO2 emissions since Greta Thunberg was born is attributable to China… but nobody talks about that. They talk as if its somehow Europeans and Americans who are going to fix this problem… which is frustrating because it doesn’t get to the heart of the matter,” said Ferguson.

“If you’re serious about slowing CO2 emissions and temperatures rising it has to be China and India you constrain,” he added, noting that while Greta travels to New York and Davos, “I don’t see her in Beijing or Delhi.”

And this is coming from Niall Ferguson, who is a bit of a turd and happily accepts the premise of AGW!

So the appropriate response to any of these shrill anti-progress lunatics is to laugh, and point at China and tell them to fix that country first, before they start on the smaller carbon footprint of the USA and Western Europe.

But there is a non-zero possibility of getting tossed out on their asses, or maybe even worse. China doesn't take kindly to internal criticism, especially from entitled foreigners blogging from their luxury hotel rooms.

Does anyone else dream of a time when the Gretas of the world get knocked on their asses by people who are truly offended that she has all of the benefits of carbon energy and wants to deny it to everyone else?

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Monkeyshines!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 23, 2020 11:00 AM (Vy7tf)

2 early

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 23, 2020 11:00 AM (ZMw8e)

3 Ah, our non-TSA-compliant ape!

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:01 AM (8erNz)

4 Greta a hypocrite? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2020 11:01 AM (X/Pw5)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:02 AM (zZbCU)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 11:02 AM (arJlL)

7 Greta doesn't look like she makes very good sammiches, so I'm not sure why I should devote mental energy to her.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

8 Does Greta know of the tooth?

Posted by: Duke Leto Atreides at January 23, 2020 11:03 AM (dlnmv)

9
Bloomberg "news" interviewed Greta She Wolf of Global Warming at the Davos conference. Pure scripted propaganda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 11:03 AM (mpeBU)

10 Facts schmacts. Greta the Aspie is a grift for her parents, who are committing child abuse.

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

11 Greta van Bleat is more of a puppet than anything else. I think we need to shift focus to her dreadful parents and other handlers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 23, 2020 11:03 AM (xPJvm)

12 Seems a good spot for this.

Babyone Bee:

Greta Thunberg Plummets Down Garbage Chute While Demanding Willy Wonka End Harmful Carbon Emissions Now

Story is hilarious. Pull quote:

"How dare yooooooooooou!!!" she cried as she plummeted down the garbage chute to the furnaces, which luckily run only every other day. At publishing time, Thunberg was protesting the furnaces for burning fossil fuels

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)

13 Greta Thunberg is a high school dropout. She knows nothing, but she's gotten rich and famous thanks to a slick PR machine. She's pretty much the Kim Kardashian of the environmental movement.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (BeYX8)

14 It this the hat thread?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

15 Her parents are TV people.

It's all a show.

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (sm6Pk)

16 Chimp not crazy/Institution!/You're the one that's crazy/Institution!/You're driving chimp crazy/Institution...
...you put chimp in an institution/said it was the only solution/to get chimp the needed professional help/to help chimp with the enemy, chimp-self!

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (ZS9TG)

17 *Is

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

18 Does anyone else dream of a time when the Gretas of the world get knocked on their asses by people who are truly offended that she has all of the benefits of carbon energy and wants to deny it to everyone else?

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM
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Well, even if they don't get knocked on their asses by someone who's tired of their crap, the reality is that if fools like Greta ever get what they claim to want, they'll find out reality knocks them on their ass PDQ.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (MfzEx)

19 I wonder if I finish my opus "Lavoisier to Davosie: The Execution Of The Bien-Pensant Rich" will Bernie hire me?

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (8erNz)

20 ...But those countries also have robust systems to keep foreign criticism in check"

Cebu City, Philippines arrivals area: Japanese guy berating a Filipina for cutting in front of him at baggage carousel. Japanese guy detained for insulting Filipina publicly. Japanese guy sent on next flight back to Japan.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (Vy7tf)

21 How does a 17 year old who clearly has some type of mental challenge ever get to be considered an authority on anything, even if you believe in agw?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (Uu+Jp)

22 13
Greta Thunberg is a high school dropout. She knows nothing, but she's
gotten rich and famous thanks to a slick PR machine. She's pretty much
the Kim Kardashian of the environmental movement.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (BeYX

Except Kim Kardashian doesn't wear a training bra. Or a bra, for that matter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (N39Ws)

23 I just don't get how this Greta girl gets any attention at all. She should be told to go sit at the kids table and stop interrupting the adults. As my grandfather, who I love with all my heart, told me when I was 12, kids are to be seen not heard.

The fact that adults are giving her any attention is the most disturbing part of this fiasco. She should have never grabbed the attention of any one at all.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (sI15f)

24 21 How does a 17 year old who clearly has some type of mental challenge ever get to be considered an authority on anything, even if you believe in agw?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (Uu+Jp)

No shit. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (Ez6QX)

25 Gleta been heah foah houah! You reave! You reave now!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (NWiLs)

26 You know what kills me about the greentards? They are so positive that eliminating plastic handle bags will cause the glaciers to grow again, they went and f'd up the environment more. Sure, let's ban cheap, disposable bags that are perfect for the home-challenged to crap in. What do they do? Crap in the streets? What happens to all that crap? It gets hosed down storm drains. NOT sanitary sewer lines, but storm drains. Where do storm drains empty? In CA, ultimately the ocean. What happens when you dump nutrient rich organics into the ocean? Algae blooms, which kill MASSIVE amounts of marine life.
Coming soon to SF Bay!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (bWBdM)

27 Greta and her ilk aren't about emissions or carbon levels. They're in it to destroy the US economy, and that's all. They don't care about the environment, only control.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (E+OcO)

28 I just want one reporter to ask Greta by what means does she get to all these international conferences, and if the answer isn't "walk" or "ride my bike," then to ask her HOW DARE SHE travel by fossil fuel.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (/669Q)

29 Greta is incredibly annoying. She's also fairly typical of the sort of 16-17 year old girl that colleges today are ever so enamored of. she's basically the ideal Ivy candidate.

mental issues- check
insane leftist- check
hectoring harpy- check

she'll be with Hogg at "Harvard" soon

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (Rarvo)

30 The air pollution in Delhi was horrible when I was there and that was in the winter. And supposedly China's cities are much worse.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (y7DUB)

31 7 Greta doesn't look like she makes very good sammiches, so I'm not sure why I should devote mental energy to her.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 11:02 AM (KUaJL


Is lutefisk on knockerbread considered a sammich?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (Vy7tf)

32 >>Except Kim Kardashian doesn't wear a training bra. Or a bra, for that matter. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (N39Ws)

Also, Greta has not appeared in a pron video with Ray J, and her ass has not broken the internet.
Yet.

On both counts.

Girl, you'll be a woman....soon.

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (ZS9TG)

33 IrishEi, if you're here - I sent you another email.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (/669Q)

34 I saw this first hand in grad school, when a Chinese grad student took some American SJW's to task. "Why do you get to develop your economies but we do not?" It was glorious.

Posted by: dude at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (hpbeA)

35 What happens when you dump nutrient rich organics into the ocean? Algae blooms, which kill MASSIVE amounts of marine life.

Yeah, but given the consumption habits of those producing the 'nutrient rich organics' at least those algae won't have any teeth.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (8erNz)

36 Yay, Punk Monk!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (Ki5SV)

37
How does a 17 year old who clearly has some type of mental challenge
ever get to be considered an authority on anything, even if you believe
in agw?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (Uu+Jp)


Because her followers have a lower IQ than her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (9Om/r)

38 Greta is better unseen and unheard. Slap a burka hon it.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (J3Rfi)

39 It this the hat thread?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020


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Go for it (but we should wait until after comment 100).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (Ejm1K)

40 I pledge today and forever that I will do my part to reduce global warming (or climate change) by severely restricting my carbon footprint to no more than Al Gore's.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (vPKfA)

41 Pulling from the previous thread because you can't stop me:

so, you're saying that the transporter can also copy the soultrons that compose a person's soul in addition to the normal matter that compose a person's body? next, you'll say that the "life form detection" stuff that goes on is a simple detection of soultrons. what color uniform do soultronic technicians wear?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (sGtp+)

No, I'm not saying it's copying it, I'm saying that your soul would be temporarily in two places at once. Or a better way to look at it would be that your soul would occupy a discontinuous volume while the transportation happens. Maybe.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (KUaJL)

42 27 Greta and her ilk aren't about emissions or carbon levels. They're in it to destroy the US economy, and that's all. They don't care about the environment, only control.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (E+OcO)

I seem to remember hearing that one of the deals they tried to push at a "climate change summit" a few years back was that the US would be obligated to send billions of dollars to India who would in turn be obligated to use it to buy Solar Panels from China...

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (sm6Pk)

43 How does a 17 year old who clearly has some type of mental challenge ever get to be considered an authority on anything, even if you believe in agw?

-
She is a gerbil wormist and you expect her to have a functioning brain?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)

44 The spectacle of an odd unappealing and not very bright teenager lecturing the world only adds to the idiocy, it's not really the point.

That point being that *many*, if not most, public figures and institutions that in some way oppose the AGW nonsense accept, or fail to explicitly reject, the very dubious hypothesis.

Including some key ones. When Trump properly trashed the Paris Accord, it was because it was a "bad deal" for the US. I guess it just needed some work, like NAFTA becoming USMCA.

And just this week, Crenshaw (TX) beclowned himself on the topic, talking about a "third way" that avoided "inaction". "Inaction" on what, warrior-scientist?

Hypocrisy is the most boring and lame problem with made-up crises and the hijacking of science. It's the made-up and fake science parts that matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (El6T/)

45 Everything old is new again - this is a trick from Medieval Days, when a cleric would find some idiot savant youth, and drag them into the local town where the now Heavenly Youth would tell all the villagers about the Angels and Demons who had talked to him about the Great Fiery Doom To Come, and how they would all PERISH IN FLAME!! unless they endeavored to Save their Souls by giving generously to the nice man with the big collection sack standing just off stage, to the left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)

46 Damn, that feels good!

My pledge shows my superior virtue and how much I care for the planet.

Can each of you do your part and join my pledge?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (vPKfA)

47 Girl, you'll be a woman....soon.
Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020


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"They never get tired of puttin' me down,

And I never know, when I come around,

What I'm gonna find --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (Ejm1K)

48 Greta is literally western propaganda.

It rivals North Korea and the Soviet Union.

Media assistance and protection.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (NSFCQ)

49 Greta is better unseen and unheard.

-
She's already undead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)

50 32 Also, Greta has not appeared in a pron video with Ray J, and her ass has not broken the internet.
Yet.

On both counts.

Girl, you'll be a woman....soon.
Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020 11:07 AM (ZS9TG)

"Not once we pump her him full of Anabolic Steroids, she won't."

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (sm6Pk)

51 46 Damn, that feels good!

My pledge shows my superior virtue and how much I care for the planet.

Can each of you do your part and join my pledge?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 11:09 AM (vPKfA)

=========

I pledge to yell at people who don't do what I say they should do.

Wow, I feel great!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (zZbCU)

52 Bring back the Old Milwaukee Swedish Bikini team as Global Warming Spokeswoman and u may well have my attention.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (Vy7tf)

53 joe, living dangerously

Kiln People by David Brin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (u82oZ)

54 How does a 17 year old who clearly has some type of mental challenge ever get to be considered an authority on anything, even if you believe in agw?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:05 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Every apocalyptic religion needs a prophetess.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (jW9oF)

55
I'd love to see anyone say "How dare you!" to Xi Jinping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (13CQC)

56 HOW DARE YOU! Signed. Baby Yoda.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (iBBEC)

57 She has Ass Burgers you know.

Say's so on her twitter page
Greta ThunbergVerified account
@GretaThunberg
17 year old climate and environmental activist with Asperger's #climatestrike #fridaysforfuture

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (VYwSh)

58 14 It this the hat thread?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

As with bewbs and guns, every thread is eventually a hat thread.

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:11 AM (RD7QR)

59 CO2 is plant food.

Greta is an anti-vegite.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:11 AM (1ISKN)

60 New Coal Plants on maps

https://www.carbonbrief.org/ space mapped-worlds-coal-power-plants

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 11:11 AM (JFO2v)

61 Because her followers have a lower IQ than her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:08 AM (9Om/r)
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Or, will use any means necessary to attain power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 11:11 AM (MfzEx)

62 49 Greta is better unseen and unheard.

-
She's already undead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)

OMIGOD THE CHINESE UNLEASHED HER WE'RE DOOMED

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

63 Greta Thunberg and Kim Kardashian.
There is much they could teach each other via a cultural exchange.
Zod endorses such an exchange.

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (ZS9TG)

64 I assume she'd wind up shoveling coal like a Uighur.
She could see some serious global warming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8grHpQAB1jA

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (FhXTo)

65

Beijing or Dehli is goddamned right. Every time someone starts about plastic in the ocean, I say the same thing. It's no America's plastic in the garbage patch, it's Southeast Asia's. Malaysia in particular, but Asia accounts for about 90% of all ocean plastic. Just give me a goddamned straw already, moron.

Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (SFOr6)

66 CO2 is good for trees. So thank you, China.

Posted by: Chris W at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (Y9uNK)

67 Greta has given more speeches at Davos than Hillary and she's traded.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (1ISKN)

68 from the morning thread:

269 259 >>Al Gore on Greta Thunberg: "Once again, I was struck by her potent and
sobering call to action. Nobody speaks truth to power as she does."

She is like a pet to them She is no different than the activists groups in the US who play sue-and-settle with like-minded federal bureaucrats.
-- Step 1: Billionaires want to implement "green" policies that allow them to reduce all but them to serf-like lives (live in pod in the city, public transportation, eat bugs, etc.).

-- Step 2: Get daughter of activist actors to attend perform her climate change hysteric rage at Davos, EU, UN and "scold them" into implementing green policies.

-- Step 3: Pretend to be convinced by this stunning and brave child that we all must - it is imperative to little Greta's future!- that we implement the green policies they all wanted in step 1.

The key is to make it look like you were forced to do it.

Gah, I have become so cynical.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 08:52 AM (bDqIh)

She is an autistic child. It is beyond inconceivable that she is an internationally heralded speaker on any topic. This is the emperor's new clothes on a monstrous scale. Someone has to have the guts to write the true story on this and challenge the people using her. Maybe the Gore pic will launch that.
Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 08:55 AM (55d/e)

Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (55d/e)

69 Hey, now that you mention it, Greta reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek with the aliens. Am I the only one to see the parallels?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)

70 55
I'd love to see anyone say "How dare you!" to Xi Jinping.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:10 AM (13CQC)

And then compare him to Winnie the Pooh (which is apparently verboten in China).

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

71 Crap, I miss-spelled tarded. I'm tarded.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:13 AM (1ISKN)

72 69 Hey, now that you mention it, Greta reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek with the aliens. Am I the only one to see the parallels?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2

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Put it in a limerick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:13 AM (zZbCU)

73 AGW/Climate Change/Climate disruption is a scam to take white western civilization's money.
It is as simple as that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

74 Greta Thunberg and Kim Kardashian.
There is much they could teach each other via a cultural exchange.
Zod endorses such an exchange.
Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM

Does it involve throwing them in an active volcano as a sacrifice to Gaia. Because I approve of that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (iBBEC)

75 57 She has Ass Burgers you know.


with a heaping side of astronaise

Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (rpxSz)

76 Should of removed the https, added a couple of more spaces and one maybe two line breaks.
Make em work for it!

Posted by: We need more 404's at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (/LQkF)

77 Won't they cry that is "whataboutism?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (aKsyK)

78 76 Should of removed the https, added a couple of more spaces and one maybe two line breaks.
Make em work for it!
Posted by: We need more 404's at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (/LQkF)

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Only one per thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (zZbCU)

79 72 69 Hey, now that you mention it, Greta reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek with the aliens. Am I the only one to see the parallels?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2


Which alien? I mean, she doesn't look much like Angelique Pettyjohn.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (8erNz)

80 News Flash: Doomsday Clock has moved to 100 seconds before midnight. Closed to nuclear annihilation since the Cold War. "We argued that the global situation was abnormal," Rachel Bronson, President CEO of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists. She noted that nuclear and climate situations are "worsening".
"In sum, the situtaion is extremely dangerous and demands an emergency response" said Sharon Squassoni a Georgetown Prof.And, wait for it................
Since 2007, climate change has been a factor in the group's decisions.Like a thermometer raising 1 degree celsius is going to launch thermonuclear weapons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (N39Ws)

81 She pulls that shit in china they'll strip her skin and use it to cover cheap bongo drums.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (9Om/r)

82 If Greta is like a pet, why isn't she covered in soft white fur? Or scales, if that's the way your pet fetish runs?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)

83 79
72 69 Hey, now that you mention it, Greta reminds me of that one
episode of Star Trek with the aliens. Am I the only one to see the
parallels?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2



Which alien? I mean, she doesn't look much like Angelique Pettyjohn.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (8erNz)

And certainly not 7 of 9.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (N39Ws)

84 There are no environmentalists in China. They don't need them. They're already ruled by Communists.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (d6mdH)

85 what is LOLGF??

Posted by: tlc3 at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (b5fM4)

86 An elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commander has been shot dead by masked assailants in front of his house in southwestern Iran. Crucially, he was a mid-range to possibly top commander of the IRGC's hardline domestic wing, the Basij militia, and a close ally of recently assassinated Quds Force chief Qassem Soleimani, reports state news IRNA on Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (3aI0K)

87 Has anyone ever asked St. Greta when she plans to go to Beijing?

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (9XGWp)

88 what is LOLGF??


Posted by: tlc3
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You come here often?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (ZMw8e)

89 You ask why anyone listens to her? The answer is simple: they don't. She's a human shield for them. You criticize her stupidity and you're the monster for attacking the poor disabled girl that just wants the world to be healthy. Not a psychopath that memorized lines and wants people put up against the wall.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (p3fnR)

90 And certainly not 7 of 9.

Maybe that injured rock-based life form?

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (8erNz)

91 Meth zombies got no toofs. I'm gonna hunker down in the trailer park.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (Vy7tf)

92 Hey, now that you mention it, Greta reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek with the aliens. Am I the only one to see the parallels?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2

Which alien? I mean, she doesn't look much like Angelique Pettyjohn.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020


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Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)

93 89 You ask why anyone listens to her? The answer is simple: they don't. She's a human shield for them. You criticize her stupidity and you're the monster for attacking the poor disabled girl that just wants the world to be healthy. Not a psychopath that memorized lines and wants people put up against the wall.

She's a parrot. She says what she's supposed to say and as long as she does that, they'll feed her and change her cage lining until something new comes along.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (8erNz)

94 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.
--
Certainly not T'Pol

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (ZMw8e)

95 86 An elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commander has been shot dead by masked assailants in front of his house in southwestern Iran. Crucially, he was a mid-range to possibly top commander of the IRGC's hardline domestic wing, the Basij militia, and a close ally of recently assassinated Quds Force chief Qassem Soleimani, reports state news IRNA on Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (3aI0K)

The Israelis, or else a domestic faction? If it's organized protesters then the mullahs are done.

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

96 I bet my carbon footprint Igor my entire life is smaller than Greta's and I'm twice her age.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (G2zl5)

97 >>>I don't see her in Beijing or Delhi.

That's because AGW is a sham to convince people to adopt communist authoritarian governments. Why would China need nagging? They have the statists dream state.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (DKgtk)

98 Which alien? I mean, she doesn't look much like Angelique Pettyjohn.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:14 AM (8erNz)

And certainly not 7 of 9.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (N39Ws)

The Medusan. Anyone who looks at her goes insane.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

99 Muldoon, you seem a bit cranky this morning. You ok?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (G546f)

100
what is LOLGF??


Posted by: tlc3 at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (b5fM4)


Lol Get Fucked

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (9Om/r)

101 As with bewbs and guns, every thread is eventually a hat thread.
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:11 AM (RD7QR)

Hats for bewbs, hats for guns...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (NWiLs)

102 Doncha know that someday I'll prove this man made global warming a scam.

Posted by: The Sun at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (C1Lsn)

103 Zod endorses such an exchange.

Posted by: Zod

Kanye does not

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (32YRo)

104 ok I think I'm free to go OT -

per yesterday's Dr Who conversation, they just announced another stupid season with Girl Power Doctor

UGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (Rarvo)

105 I wonder if there's any correlation with emissions and political freedom?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (HaL55)

106 90 And certainly not 7 of 9.

Maybe that injured rock-based life form?
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (8erNz)

NO KARDASHIAN I

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

107 99 Muldoon, you seem a bit cranky this morning. You ok?

He's afraid the commenters are going to turn on him and give him the shaft.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (8erNz)

108 i liked that photo of her standing on a milk crate to reach the podium. did she borrow that from bloomberg. her folks dont feed her so she dont reach puberty.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (Jj+59)

109 It use to be that the left would at least pretend to not be totalitarian. For a time they dropped the radical fashion for a suit so they could push for totalitarian ends. Now you have Greta spouting eco-Marxism quite openly, with not even a trace of disguise. The left understands that they are allowed to be open about their plans because the media will provide them cover with lies and sympathetic articles.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (cGlgB)

110 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.
--
Certainly not T'Pol
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 23, 2020


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T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.

(Fun fact: Arlene originally billed herself as, get this, Arline Sax. Like a saxophone.) (No, really.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)

111 It seems the left has always fetishized "the wisdom of the young " and their child brigades.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (Uu+Jp)

112
She has Ass Burgers you know.

Impossible Whoppers is people!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

113 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)

Can you imagine being the meat in that sandwich?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (9Om/r)

114 104 ok I think I'm free to go OT -

per yesterday's Dr Who conversation, they just announced another stupid season with Girl Power Doctor

UGH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2020 11:18 AM (Rarvo)

=========

Meh.

Franchise I haven't watched in five years continues along.

Not my money. Thankfully, I'm not a British taxpayer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (zZbCU)

115 Does anyone else dream of a time when the Gretas of the world get knocked on their asses by people who are truly offended that she has all of the benefits of carbon energy and wants to deny it to everyone else?

Dream? Hell, I remember it! Used to be that adults would teach children and "seen but not heard" was in full effect.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (Z1eux)

116 T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.
--
But did she rub cream on her bewbs in the shower?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (ZMw8e)

117 That's because AGW is a sham to convince people to adopt communist authoritarian governments

==

and yet strangely enough the worst man-caused ecological disasters in history happened in commie countries

just a coincidence probably

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (G546f)

118 At Davos she is wearing some kinds of sweat pants and ugly hoodie. My guess is that she has some clothing issues and cannot use zipper or buttons.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

119 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)

Can you imagine being the meat in that sandwich?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020


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A little green-on-green action sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (Ejm1K)

120 present

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (iTXRQ)

121 59
CO2 is plant food.



Greta is an anti-vegite.


everybody is anti-vegemite.

oh, wait. anti-vegite. never mind.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (sGtp+)

122 thanks - now i know and appreciate this site even more!!

Posted by: tlc3 at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (b5fM4)

123 Impossible Whoppers is people!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

So that's why the BK in town is always hiring.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)

124 Why izzit that most people failed to learn the lessons that Goebbels taught: Tell a big lie, tell it often and loud, then people will believe it - no matter how absurd.

CO2 is not pollution; it causes plants to grow.
The climate has been changing since we had a climate; long before mankind ever came on the scene.
Who is to determine what "the right temperature" is and how?
Michael Mann is an abject fraud and belongs in a PIMTA prison along with the manbearpigcrazedsexpoodle Algoracle.

Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (JNTt1)

125
Greta is an anti-vegite.

everybody is anti-vegemite.

oh, wait. anti-vegite. never mind.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020


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"You're a rabid anti-dentite!"

Posted by: C. Kramer at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (Ejm1K)

126 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)



Can you imagine being the meat in that sandwich?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020



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A little green-on-green action sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (Ejm1K)

It don't matter when it's Acturian, baby!

Posted by: Pvt Frost at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (wxosi)

127 122 thanks - now i know and appreciate this site even more!!

Posted by: tlc3 at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (b5fM4)

You are welcome stranger! Are you here for the Festival?

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

128
He's afraid the commenters are going to turn on him and give him the shaft.
Posted by: JEM


That Muldoon is one bad mutha...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

129 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)



Can you imagine being the meat in that sandwich?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020



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A little green-on-green action sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (Ejm1K)

I think we need to find this Sam
To say we love green eggs and ham

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (9Om/r)

130 Niall Ferguson has written some damn interesting books....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (CqE5x)

131 I would not get on a shuttle with that Thunberg alien.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (QLPEO)

132 Anyone taking it for the team by watching the sham-show this morning?

Posted by: seriously yall at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (sI15f)

133 86
An elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commander has been
shot dead by masked assailants in front of his house in southwestern
Iran. Crucially, he was a mid-range to possibly top commander of the
IRGC's hardline domestic wing, the Basij militia, and a close ally of
recently assassinated Quds Force chief Qassem Soleimani, reports state
news IRNA on Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (3aI0K)

Being a member of the IRGC is becoming dangerous to one's health.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (N39Ws)

134 Greta wants to run Bartertown.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (VzbI8)

135 WaPo on the Tulsi/Hillz lawsuit:

Josh Rogin@joshrogin
If you donated to @TulsiGabbard, know that your money is going to frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton in a desperate bid by Tulsi for media attention.

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Fair and balanced.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

136 116
T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.
--
But did she rub cream on her bewbs in the shower?


just think of all the things cbs could do with star trek if they *really* wanted their streaming service to make money.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (sGtp+)

137 Linda Graham would have been waiting outside the exit doors of the German beer halls in 1938

with her widdle autograph book, knickers sopping

Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (rpxSz)

138 Does it involve throwing them in an active volcano as a sacrifice to Gaia. Because I approve of that.


I approve your approval.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (HaL55)

139 123 Impossible Whoppers is people!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

So that's why the BK in town is always hiring.
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)

==========

I believe that there is now only on Burger King in the entire Charleston, SC area, and it's on the very far end of town you only pass through to get to Charleston.

Apparently the guy who ran the local franchises was a giant crook and shut down all of the stores at once when people started asking questions about his taxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (zZbCU)

140 You are welcome stranger! Are you here for the Festival?
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace

LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (G546f)

141 i have a joke for greta that would make her laugh her tits off, but i see she already heard it.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (Jj+59)

142 If you donated to @TulsiGabbard, know that your money is going to frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton in a desperate bid by Tulsi for media attention.



money well spent!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (Rarvo)

143 T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.
--
But did she rub cream on her bewbs in the shower?

just think of all the things cbs could do with star trek if they *really* wanted their streaming service to make money.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020


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Star Trek: The 24th Century Answer to Pr0nHub!

Posted by: C. Kramer at January 23, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

144 Josh Rogin@joshrogin
If you donated to @TulsiGabbard, know that your money is going to frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton in a desperate bid by Tulsi for media attention.

Was Hillary being frivolous when she accused Tulsi and pretty much all sentient life, 9f being Russian assets?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)

145 An elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commander has been
shot dead by masked assailants in front of his house in southwestern
Iran. Crucially, he was a mid-range to possibly top commander of the
IRGC's hardline domestic wing, the Basij militia, and a close ally of
recently assassinated Quds Force chief Qassem Soleimani, reports state
news IRNA on Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (3aI0K)

This was the one done by a couple guys on bikes?

Mossad.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 11:24 AM (CqE5x)

146 T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.
--
But did she rub cream on her bewbs in the shower?

just think of all the things cbs could do with star trek if they *really* wanted their streaming service to make money.
Posted by: Anachronda


You mean make it fun and sexy again?

hah.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:24 AM (QLPEO)

147 Crucially, he was a mid-range to possibly top commander of the IRGC's hardline domestic wing, the Basij militia, and a close ally of recently assassinated Quds Force chief Qassem Soleimani, reports state news IRNA on Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (3aI0K)

The Israelis, or else a domestic faction? If it's organized protesters then the mullahs are done.
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

I looked this up yesterday - I think domestic, especially since his unit had killed maybe a couple hundred protesters over the last 2 or 3 months, so he had a LOT of enemies who wanted his blood.

It was a very slick hit, shows that the simplest plan is the best plan. Clearly someone was doing surveillance and knew when he'd be home. He was in front of his house, 2 guys wearing masks zoomed up on a motorcycle. Each one had a rifle and opened fire, then they instantly zoomed away and disappeared in traffic. Quick getaway, almost impossible to defend against. Sounds local to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

148 She pulls that shit in china they'll strip her skin and use it to cover cheap bongo drums.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM

Goes to Amazon, orders 10,000 pair of bongos on Prime.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (iBBEC)

149 146
T'Pring (Arlene Martel) was a babe and a half, too.

--

But did she rub cream on her bewbs in the shower?



just think of all the things cbs could do with star trek if they *really* wanted their streaming service to make money.

Posted by: Anachronda



You mean make it fun and sexy again?



hah.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:24 AM (QLPEO)
13yr old male nerds everywhere nod in approval.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (N39Ws)

150

Carbon Is Life. Look who's anti-carbon. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (zBaqJ)

151 now wait just a doggone minute. how can wikipedia claim vegemite is vegan when all those yeasts have surrendered their lives to make it?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (sGtp+)

152 If you donated to @TulsiGabbard, know that your money is going to frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton in a desperate bid by Tulsi for media attention.


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Can I still donate to her?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (KUaJL)

153 f you donated to @TulsiGabbard, know that your money is going to frivolous lawsuits against Hillary Clinton in a desperate bid by Tulsi for media attention


Someone needs to respond back asking him whether or not Clinton said Tulsi was a Russian asset and if he agrees.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (VzbI8)

154 Apparently the guy who ran the local franchises was a giant crook and shut down all of the stores at once when people started asking questions about his taxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:23 AM (zZbCU)

The Burglar King, as it were

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (32YRo)

155 60% of emission is attributable to China

..........

and the Paris climate agreement formally exempts China and India until 2030!

Pulling out of that stupidity was the best thing Trump ever did.. especially considering that the U.S. is the ONLY signatory actually living up to reduction in emissions.

As of last year, we are at 1990 levels of emissions by just moving to natural gas for energy production!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (so+oy)

156 Maybe Cankles will settle with Tulsi


some face soap maybe

maybe even a peel

Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (rpxSz)

157 89 You ask why anyone listens to her? The answer is simple: they don't. She's a human shield for them. You criticize her stupidity and you're the monster for attacking the poor disabled girl that just wants the world to be healthy. Not a psychopath that memorized lines and wants people put up against the wall.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 11:16 AM (p3fnR)

O.k. but let's say you're the people drawing up the list of invited speakers for the WTO. You say, wiith a straight face, "Oh, let's be sure to have the 16-year-old Asperger's activist." Not!

Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (55d/e)

158 Greta = Crabitch Patchouli Kid

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 23, 2020 11:27 AM (OUkUA)

159 Schiff continues to lie ( day ending in "y") and mis-characterize when Trump was joking that Russia "should RELEASE those Hillary e-mails" by claiming that Trump was asking them to HACK her emails.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 11:27 AM (CqE5x)

160 http://bit.ly/2RnPW62
*******
Nation Sits In Stunned Silence Watching Impeachment Trial | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 11:27 AM (BqBId)

161 Maybe Cankles will settle with Tulsi


some face soap maybe

maybe even a peel
Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (rpxSz)

So harsh. I think she's pretty. But there is a procedure that gets rid of those type of acne scars-she might benefit.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 11:28 AM (Ed8Zd)

162 Pulling out of that stupidity was the best thing
Trump ever did.. especially considering that the U.S. is the ONLY
signatory actually living up to reduction in emissions.



As of last year, we are at 1990 levels of emissions by just moving to natural gas for energy production!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (so+oy)

===
If the environmentals were serious they wouldn't be against fracking... or nukes.
It is all a money grabbing scam. Every single bit.. except for the control of people part.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

163 It don't matter when it's Acturian, baby!

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Once you go Acturian you never returian!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

164
Goes to Amazon, orders 10,000 pair of bongos on Prime.
Posted by: Minnfidel


What's that? Hawaiian noises?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

165 Or Susan Oliver or Yvonne Craig, either.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)



Can you imagine being the meat in that sandwich?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020



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A little green-on-green action sounds good to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:20 AM (Ejm1K)

To be the bacon in that avocado sandwich, is to dream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:28 AM (wxosi)

166 The whole global warming thing is hilarious. The only climatic threats to our existence are ice ages and the CO2 starvation incident during the last Ice Age. I guess one could make an argument we need to be saving fossil fuels to make co2 for growing food during the next ice age.

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (B7KlG)

167 now wait just a doggone minute. how can wikipedia claim vegemite is vegan when all those yeasts have surrendered their lives to make it?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (sGtp+)

Those yeasts released CO2 in the process....death is too good for them.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)

168 So harsh. I think she's pretty. But there is a procedure that gets rid of those type of acne scars-she might benefit.
Posted by: LASue

We stand ready to serve.

Posted by: Earl Scheib at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (OUkUA)

169 Always hated the use of child activists by all sides in politics. Its cringe and when the right does it the kid almost always ends up a brainwashed lefty by the end of their teens due to the public education system. The appeal to youthful innocence to push a cause is the same as appealing to emotional stupidity over well aged wisdom.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (cGlgB)

170 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)

171 TRUMP'S FLU EPIDEMIC COULD KILL MILLIONS RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (Gc+kL)

172 Did they learn any lessons and keep Greta away from any Q&A sessions?
That retard sounds retarded if she must go off script.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (DB16e)

173 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)

===
Smart money bets that it is with Fire Water... and more than half.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (pw+jk)

174 166 The whole global warming thing is hilarious. The only climatic threats to our existence are ice ages and the CO2 starvation incident during the last Ice Age. I guess one could make an argument we need to be saving fossil fuels to make co2 for growing food during the next ice age.
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (B7KlG)

We're in a sunspot minimum now. That rarely works out well. Throw in a nice volcanic explosion and it's hello Little Ice Age.

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (RD7QR)

175 134 Greta wants to run Bartertown.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
==========================

Then she needs to strap herself to the back of giant retard. Maybe Corey Booker?

Posted by: Guzalot at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (prSvo)

176 147 It may have been locals capping the asshole, but maybe Mossad has a training element within Iran. That was a smooth move, kind of like when Heydrich got his by the Czechs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (C1Lsn)

177 171 TRUMP'S FLU EPIDEMIC COULD KILL MILLIONS RAAWWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (Gc+kL)

=========

"If Trump hadn't started his destructive trade war, then China wouldn't have released a pathogen designed to kill every human on earth. It's really Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:31 AM (zZbCU)

178 Lawanda Page and Jimmy Page

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 23, 2020 11:31 AM (klrFG)

179 From what I can recall, Schiff was a Fed lawyer of some sort. Used it at stepping stone to House. Again, from my cheap seats perspective, lying under oath as some kind of prosecutorial zeal is SOP.

He is the only one I have seen on local TV news after Nadler's 'liar, liar, liar' tour-de-farce.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 23, 2020 11:31 AM (MIKMs)

180 134 Greta wants to run Bartertown.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

==========================



Then she needs to strap herself to the back of giant retard. Maybe Corey Booker?

Posted by: Guzalot at January 23, 2020 11:30 AM (prSvo)

===
DeBlasio is better and taller.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

181 You know who's future was literally stolen from them?

Not Greta von Thule. But Anne Frank and millions of others.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (Dp5C+)

182 151 now wait just a doggone minute. how can wikipedia claim vegemite is vegan when all those yeasts have surrendered their lives to make it?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:25 AM (sGtp+)
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had vegimite once when a co-worker that spent time as a computer programmer in New Guinea with vacation time meant flying to Australia. He moved back to the states and would order it from Australia He developed a taste for it. I believe it was Kraft Vegimite.

Vile stuff. This coming from a guy who was around homemade head cheese and blood sausage.

Now, you can order it from Amazon. An Amazon review

Vegemite is dreadful, let's just get that clear. If you took a can of beer, dumped it into a pot, added a cup of salt, and boiled it down to a thick, black sludge, you would get something very much like Vegemite. It is concentrated evil. When you spread a very thin smear of the stuff on a piece of toast and bite into it, the amount of flavor that hits your tongue is enough to short circuit your brain. You will instantly hate it. But then you will take another bite because the full horror of the taste can not be processed all in one go, and you will want to double check that it really was as bad as you had originally thought. You will then finish the piece of toast and probably make yourself another one. Such is the mystery of Vegemite. God help me, but I think I actually love the stuff now.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (VYwSh)

183 169 Always hated the use of child activists by all sides in politics. Its cringe and when the right does it the kid almost always ends up a brainwashed lefty by the end of their teens due to the public education system. The appeal to youthful innocence to push a cause is the same as appealing to emotional stupidity over well aged wisdom.
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (cGlgB)

I'm not remembering one on the right. Is there one who leaps to mind?

Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (55d/e)

184 170 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)

How about octal people?

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

185
Was Hillary being frivolous when she accused Tulsi and pretty much all sentient life, 9f being Russian assets?
Posted by: Northernlurker

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Supposedly it all started when Tulsi endorsed Bernie back in 2016. So in a sense Yes, Hillary is being frivolous. She doesn't mean what she's saying, just wants to hurt Tulsi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (13CQC)

186 Who is to determine what "the right temperature" is and how?
Michael Mann is an abject fraud and belongs in a PIMTA prison along with the manbearpigcrazedsexpoodle Algoracle.
Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 23, 2020 11:21 AM (JNTt1)


This is what gets me- what is the exact "right" termperature and does that mean that every year/decade/century it deviated was a disaster?

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (Ed8Zd)

187 Schiff apparently has a lot of connections with the perv Ed Buck, BUT the Red State piece about how Wohl is trying to generate some fake controversy based on that is just bizarre.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

188 Mini-Mike Bloomberg as the midget that Donald 'Road Warrior' Trump blows the plumage off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (Dp5C+)

189 I bet Greta's hair smells good.

Posted by: BIDEN inc. a .gov subsidiary at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (qjzL4)

190 Her parents are TV people.

It's all a show.
Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 11:04 AM (sm6Pk)

Transvestites? That could explain a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (LxWV7)

191 187 Schiff apparently has a lot of connections with the perv Ed Buck, BUT the Red State piece about how Wohl is trying to generate some fake controversy based on that is just bizarre.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

===========

I don't even remember why I know to ignore anything connected to Wohl, but I know to ignore anything connected to Wohl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU)

192
Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood

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How will she know that they're nonbinary? Will she ask all her applicants "Who do you sleep with?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (13CQC)

193 Morning Monkey fans. I got nothing, skimmed the comments, good to see we're still focused on the usual prime pair of topics

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (X+a7J)

194 192
Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood

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How will she know that they're nonbinary? Will she ask all her applicants "Who do you sleep with?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (13CQC)

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That feels like one of those questions that could get a hiring manager in real trouble for asking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU)

195
Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood

How about octal people?
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace


She put a hex on them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (aKsyK)

196 Climate change activists-
Putting their mouth where the money is,
And their nose away from the smog.

Posted by: Delaforce at January 23, 2020 11:35 AM (NLtjD)

197 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood

That seems to prove that intelligence, experience and character are irrelevant to jobs in government.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 11:35 AM (Uu+Jp)

198 192
Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood

========

How will she know that they're nonbinary? Will she ask all her applicants "Who do you sleep with?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:34 AM (13CQC)

And how will she know which ones are women?

Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:35 AM (55d/e)

199
Been out of band.

Has Disasterpiece Theater II: Impeachment commenced? Does the trial start today or some other time? I did see in the Morning Report that the spun-out Cocaine Turtle rejected the proposals from the Orca and Gay Mr. Mackey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

200 Morning Monkey fans. I got nothing, skimmed the comments, good to see we're still focused on the usual prime pair of topics

Left boobs and right boobs.


And lamp.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (QLPEO)

201 >>"They talk as if its somehow Europeans and Americans who are going to fix
this problem . . which is frustrating because it doesn't get to the heart
of the matter," said Ferguson.



Probably because their idea of a "fix" is really "demand payments/reparations from"?

*That's* why they look to the US and Europe: they are easy marks for guilt payments. We're successful, but our current culture feels really badly about being superior and all, and we must have done this at the expense of someone blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (bDqIh)

202 Chinese have 3 cities (total 20M people) under lock down due to Wuhan virus.

It is rumoured to be much more contagious than previously thought but it does not look very different from SARS. It may be more lethal due to the pneumonia it causes.

See daily-mail.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (XzVUd)

203 You mean Hexipedal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (Dp5C+)

204 FESTIVAL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (Hpenq)

205 Warren's pledge leave out the gentle woodland creatures who self identify as people. I give you,the Secretary of the Treasury, Ed the Squirrel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (C1Lsn)

206
192

Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

Posted by: redridinghood
==
So Squaw Liealot is totally given up on merit for racialism and sexism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (pw+jk)

207 >>Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.


*sniffs*
Smells like flop sweat desperation.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

208 Vegemite is dreadful, let's just get that clear. If you took a can of beer, dumped it into a pot, added a cup of salt, and boiled it down to a thick, black sludge, you would get something very much like Vegemite. . . .
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020


*
*

Wait. Beer and salt? This is supposed to be bad?

They sell the stuff at World Market. I've never been tempted in the slightest to try it, and as a recovering drunk I would do well to stay away from beer tastes. But that really sounds tailor-made for the Horde.

Posted by: C. Kramer at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)

209 202 Chinese have 3 cities (total 20M people) under lock down due to Wuhan virus.

It is rumoured to be much more contagious than previously thought but it does not look very different from SARS. It may be more lethal due to the pneumonia it causes.

See daily-mail.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (XzVUd)

Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)

210 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

Posted by: redridinghood


Irrational people? Prime people? Integer people? Algebraic people?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (wxosi)

211 207 >>Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

*sniffs*
Smells like flop sweat desperation.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

Anyway, she's a liar, so who'd believe what she's pledges, anyway.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (55d/e)

212 I don't except the premise that CO2 is harmful or warming the planet. So for me this whole discussion is mute.

Don't get sucked into the lefts theories.

Posted by: Sooner at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)

213 And Marvel doubles down on being Woke with Captain Marvel 2 being green-lit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (Dp5C+)

214 CSX reported a revenue miss last week. One reason was less coal to transport. What does that say about reducing carbon in the US?

To paraphrase Willie Sutton, reGreta needs to go where the pollution is.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (FsgBK)

215 207 >>Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.


*sniffs*
Smells like flop sweat desperation.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

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You didn't smell it when she attacked Bernie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (zZbCU)

216 http://bit.ly/2RMXo9P
********
Boris Says UK Has Crossed the 'Brexit Finish Line', Exit Bill Becomes Law

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (BqBId)

217 I like spinning up the environuts by saying I just bought one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/yx7w2zvj

And, I don't have a greenhouse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (1ISKN)

218 184 170 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)

How about octal people?
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

*puts a hex on joncelli*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

219 213 And Marvel doubles down on being Woke with Captain Marvel 2 being green-lit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (Dp5C+)

=========

The first one made a billion dollars.

They were always going to make a second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (zZbCU)

220 I will not have Vegemite besmirched in these hallowed halls.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (QLPEO)

221
Irrational people? Prime people? Integer people? Algebraic people?

Posted by: Count de Monet


Imaginary people like Corn Pop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (aKsyK)

222 We need to get CO2 up, or we all die (in 3 million years). Patrick Moore (science guy and former Greenpeace guy, also known for pushing Golden Rice) ... has some very fascinating facts ... one is that the cement making process put a lot of CO2 back in the air ... even if we ran out of fossil fuels, we could keep "retrieving" (from what the crustaceans and corals keep taking out of the air) CO2 to keep us alive. All that calcium carbonate (gravel roads) came from the air.


youtu.be/TjlmFr4FMvI?t=89

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (Cus5s)

223 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020


*
*

And what about the other half?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (Ejm1K)

224 I like spinning up the environuts by saying I just bought one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/yx7w2zvj

And, I don't have a greenhouse.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (1ISKN)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (aS1PU)

225 Boris Says UK Has Crossed the 'Brexit Finish Line', Exit Bill Becomes Law

woot. Fuck globalists in the butt.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (QLPEO)

226 26 You know what kills me about the greentards?
... What happens when you dump nutrient rich organics into the ocean? Algae blooms, which kill MASSIVE amounts of marine life.
Coming soon to SF Bay!!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 11:06 AM (bWBdM)

Fires in CA and Australia.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (Rbu5d)

227 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)

How about octal people?
Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

*puts a hex on joncelli*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

-----

All this penta'd up punnery is going to get geometrically out of control

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

228 170 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:29 AM (wiXsO)



How about octal people?


I don't know much, but I certainly know I want someone who identifies as both a pterodactyl and a building to have a position of power in my government.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (HaL55)

229 220 I will not have Vegemite besmirched in these hallowed halls.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (QLPEO)

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Australians are more animal than man, so it makes sense that their tastes would be less attuned to things that actually taste good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (zZbCU)

230 The Climate Activists are most aggravating because they never acknowledge how wrong their predictions have been over the last 50 years.

They are the crazy guy walking around with the sandwich board that say me Repent! The World Will End In 1970 ( each decade is subsequently list with a strike mark through it. )

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (VzbI8)

231 Boris Says UK Has Crossed the 'Brexit Finish Line', Exit Bill Becomes Law
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

"We
Are
Leaving!!!"

Posted by: Some Briton at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (NLtjD)

232 >>That feels like one of those questions that could get a hiring manager in real trouble for asking.

Today's HR:
A. It is illegal to ask an applicant questions relates to gender/sexual preference/race/ethnicity/age/religion/age.


B. Please track the gender/sexual preference/race/ethnicity/age/religion/age of employees so that we can be sure that our company adequately reflects/represents our diverse community.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

233 209 Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)


He had 16 contacts and authorities are tracking them down.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (XzVUd)

234 I find pie to be wholly rational.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (QLPEO)

235 Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)
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See the end credits for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (jW9oF)

236 I'm going to call in sick to work and say I got the Wuhan real bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (1ISKN)

237
And Marvel doubles down on being Woke with Captain Marvel 2 being green-lit.

Yeah, the brainwashing continues. "If we just show them one more comic book movie with a woke gay lead, everyone will go gay and woke; we'll have zero population growth, more suicides and since everyone will be a fairy, no one will fight back when we take their guns and let islam take over."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (gauLa)

238 Australians are more animal than man, so it makes sense that their tastes would be less attuned to things that actually taste good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (zZbCU)


Things like peanut butter.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (aS1PU)

239 235 Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)
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See the end credits for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (jW9oF)

======

I prefer the opening to 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (zZbCU)

240 I find pie to be wholly rational.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (QLPEO)

How is that tangential to the thread topic?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (VzbI8)

241 And what about the other half?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 11:39 AM (Ejm1K)

White, hetero males and females to get all the actual work done.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (wxosi)

242
That feels like one of those questions that could get a hiring manager in real trouble for asking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

========

Greetings, applicant. There is a wrong answer to "What is your sexual/gender identity?"

So just write it down here, so we can have a record in HR that you're a cross-dressing married man or bisexual or not sure whether you're male or female. It will live in our archives and it will never be put to misuse by anyone in our organization whom you piss off -- or by anyone else who happens to get hold of it. Of course it's your private business, but we feel we have a right to know the bedroom habits of our employees -- or even our job applicants.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (13CQC)

243 Greta's media attention proves that propaganda works,here we are commenting on her...Ipso Facto she is comment worthy????

Nial Ferguson hand in yer BraveHeart Card,once you have kissed the Stanford Shemollians ya don't wanna bite the hand that feeds ya.......shame, some of yer stuff is intelligent but buying Climate B.S is a mental gymnasts face plant.

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (5IHGB)

244 I root for climate activists demise.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:43 AM (VzbI8)

245 As opposed to Warren's cabinet Trump's pledge was to get "the best" people.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 23, 2020 11:43 AM (FsgBK)

246 Anyway, she's a liar, so who'd believe what she's pledges, anyway.
Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (55d/e)
************
One way or another Stacey Abrams will either be her VP or in her cabinet. Maybe Voter Czar or Reparations Czar.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:43 AM (wiXsO)

247 108.
...
her folks dont feed her so she dont reach puberty.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:19 AM (Jj+59)

She's vegan. The body (especially the braon) cannot develop properly and fully without adequate animal fat.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Rbu5d)

248 >>Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?


More important: Was Gwenyth Paltrow on the plane, or did she sit next to him at the airport bar before the flight?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (bDqIh)

249 246 Anyway, she's a liar, so who'd believe what she's pledges, anyway.
Posted by: m at January 23, 2020 11:38 AM (55d/e)
************
One way or another Stacey Abrams will either be her VP or in her cabinet. Maybe Voter Czar or Reparations Czar.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 11:43 AM (wiXsO)

==========

SecDef.

I mean, what better place to put a tank?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (zZbCU)

250 IF one of them contracts WuHan and spreads it amidst a dense urban upscale area with a bunch of unvaccinated people or ones with weak immune systems...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Dp5C+)

251 Veganism is an eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

252 White, hetero Binary males and females to get all the actual work done.


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:42 AM (wxosi)

That was stupid of me. Apologies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:45 AM (wxosi)

253 @jaketapper

Sanders Widens Lead In N.H. In New WBUR Poll

@JamesOKeefeIII

Retweeted Jake Tapper

A @WBUR poll?

Martin Weissgerber, the self proclaimed communist Field Organizer for the @BernieSanders campaign told us his that his mother, WBUR's Executive Producer Kathleen McKenna was so far left she had to hide her views from the @NPR network.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

254 240
I find pie to be wholly rational.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:41 AM (QLPEO)



How is that tangential to the thread topic?


i don't understand you guys. i never learned to sine.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:46 AM (sGtp+)

255 That Muldoon is one bad mutha...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

Shut yo' mouf!

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:46 AM (Rbu5d)

256 She's vegan. The body (especially the braon) cannot develop properly and fully without adequate animal fat.
Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Rbu5d)
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My braon is perfectly wull-devaoliped!

Posted by: Gruta Thenberg at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (jW9oF)

257 The James Madison,

It may have made a billion at the theater, but at my store I monitored the sales statistics for the merchandise. Out of a large display, three things sold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (Dp5C+)

258 255 That Muldoon is one bad mutha...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

Shut yo' mouf!
Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:46 AM (Rbu5d)

========

So I watched Live and Let Die last night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (zZbCU)

259 250
IF one of them contracts WuHan and spreads it amidst a dense urban
upscale area with a bunch of unvaccinated people or ones with weak
immune systems...


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Dp5C+)


There's no vaccine. I don't think there was one for SARS either. Certainly not in the first few months. Quarantine.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (XzVUd)

260 http://bit.ly/2tBoTLv
*******
Portugal police: Banker in Angola scandal hangs himself
*******
Jack Straw

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (BqBId)

261 202 Chinese have 3 cities (total 20M people) under lock down due to Wuhan virus.

It is rumoured to be much more contagious than previously thought but it does not look very different from SARS. It may be more lethal due to the pneumonia it causes.

See daily-mail.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (XzVUd)

Well if they'd stop eating weird raw animals, they (and we) would have this problem.

Buncha weirdos.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (cF8AT)

262 >>her folks dont feed her so she dont reach puberty.


Per her mom's book, she is autistic and has OCD, which makes her a very picky eater* (not only a limited diet, but she is very particular about how each item must be prepared). As a result, she is constantly in the hospital from starving herself.



*My autistic niece is also very picky about what foods she eats, and they must be prepared to her specification; she gets overwhelmed by strong food smells, certain textures, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)

263 "...Niall Ferguson, who is a bit of a turd ..."

I read that as 'Turd Ferguson'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (l4C/z)

264 Pie are, therefore it am.

Posted by: klaftern at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (RuIsu)

265 I just know Muldoon is a secret Star Trek finger thingy dude,and goes where no man has gone before ??!!!



Moar LIME_RICKEYS..Dr. Dr tha' ship is sinkin and yer finger stinkin tha noo................

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (5IHGB)

266 She's vegan. The body (especially the braon) cannot develop properly and fully without adequate animal fat.

I guess you meant "especially without the bra on". Ya know, Thai lady-boys also have that look.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (98WNR)

267 263: I did, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (okQ81)

268 236
I'm going to call in sick to work and say I got the Wuhan real bad.

my buddy chu3k the logic professor (the 3 was silent) was always tempted to call in well to work. "i feel much to good to come in to work today."

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (sGtp+)

269 Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

The Democrat deep state and their msm allies have targeted Sanders and been given the go ahead to proceed with the attack.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (VzbI8)

270 Portugal police: Banker in Angola scandal hangs himself
*******
Jack Straw
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (BqBId)

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Jack Straw is mort?? I didnt even know he lived in Angola.

No wonder he was stoned all the time.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (8XRCm)

271 >>Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

"That ain't nothing, people. I pledge to fill all of my cabinets with little 11 year old girls, their hair, you knw, it smells nice and all. I think of these things all the time, my mind is like an airplane bathroom, always occupiedo, comprehende, amigo? My word as a Biden"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2020 11:48 AM (32YRo)

272 202 Chinese have 3 cities (total 20M people) under lock down due to Wuhan virus.

It is rumoured to be much more contagious than previously thought but it does not look very different from SARS. It may be more lethal due to the pneumonia it causes.

See daily-mail.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:36 AM (XzVUd)
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It's weird, there is panic reporting, what appears drastic measure in China but yet only 17 deaths?

Something doesn't compute.

Oh wait, its China.

A communist regime who lie and cover up all the time.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (G0vdT)

273 It's just this impeachment and that lying sumbitch Warren, Sanders, Hillary, Comey, well hell all of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (wxosi)

274 New Hampshire

@MassINCPolling

/

@WBUR

Poll (1/17-21): Sanders 29% Buttigieg 17% Biden 14% Warren 13% Klobuchar 6% Gabbard 5% Yang 5% Steyer 2% Bloomberg 1%

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (NSFCQ)

275 IF one of them contracts WuHan and spreads it amidst a dense urban
upscale area with a bunch of unvaccinated people or ones with weak
immune systems...


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Dp5C+)


There's no vaccine. I don't think there was one for SARS either. Certainly not in the first few months. Quarantine.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know


Fire. The only sure cure.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (SMh/7)

276 We'll know a campaign has reached peak desperate when they float the idea of appointing Greta to their cabinet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (zZbCU)

277 205 Warren's pledge leave out the gentle woodland creatures who self identify as people. I give you,the Secretary of the Treasury, Ed the Squirrel.
Posted by: bill in arkansas



Wait a minute? Her Cabinet is going to be made up of Woodland Critters?? Oh my.. that is not good. Blood orgies in the White House would be a bit gauche.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (vN4+Q)

278 Vegemite is not made of yeast. It consists of ground faeces of the Vombatus ursinus, which is then salted and served in sandwiches by 6'4" muscular men from Brussels.

Posted by: Piter DeVries at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (dlnmv)

279 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.
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I'm surprised she hasn't pledge to make Greta her climate czar.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (G0vdT)

280 Martin Weissgerber, the self proclaimed communist Field Organizer for the @BernieSanders campaign told us his that his mother, WBUR's Executive Producer Kathleen McKenna was so far left she had to hide her views from the @NPR network.

If she admitted it NPR might roll over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (8erNz)

281 261 Whats this about raw weird animals. If it tastes good.

Posted by: Andrew Zimmern at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (C1Lsn)

282 Turd Ferguson is no doin' Ma Wife...!!!

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (5IHGB)

283 Per her mom's book, she is autistic and has OCD, which makes her a very picky eater*

Ah, yes. I remember the cure for that, it was "tough shit, eat what's on your plate", and it was administered at a very early age.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (nIvDu)

284
Per her mom's book, she is autistic and has OCD, which makes her a very picky eater* (not only a limited diet, but she is very particular about how each item must be prepared). As a result, she is constantly in the hospital from starving herself.

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So she's spoiled and demanding at home too.


My Mom could fix her "condition" in a bout a week. "dont like whats on the menu.... dont eat."

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

285 Does anyone else dream of a time when the Gretas of the world get knocked on their asses by people who are truly offended that she has all of the benefits of carbon energy and wants to deny it to everyone else?

This is always the goal of the aristocracy. There's no point being an aristocrat if the hoi polloi have it good, too. It isn't about good for them, it's about wildly, almost incomprehensibly better for them than it is for you. Even if they aren't actually objectively that great, it is the gap that matters.

Like all Leftism, environmentalism (and progressivism, and all of its bedfellows) is about undoing everything that has happened since the 18th century and returning the world to its proper place - a place where they run things by divine right and everyone else sleeps in a pile of crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (I2dne)

286 Once you realize the "moral arc" of history is stupid, it all makes sense.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (Eg9+v)

287 @WBUR

Poll (1/17-21): Sanders 29% Buttigieg 17% Biden 14% Warren 13% Klobuchar 6% Gabbard 5% Yang 5% Steyer 2% Bloomberg 1%

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (NSFCQ)

See my #253.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (cF8AT)

288 Desperation, oh the huge manatee...

Warren/Giant Otter 2020

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (Dp5C+)

289

heh.... fistbumps t-bird

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

290
Greta's media attention proves that propaganda works,here we are commenting on her...Ipso Facto she is comment worthy????
She has the attention of the Education Machine that indoctrinates our youth, so yes it's comment worthy. It's a heads up to readers here about what propaganda they will be hearing from the yutes in their network. They will be prepared to counter it.
All the AGW/Climate Change shit isn't supposed to convince OK Boomers. It's there for those born 1964 and later. The DNC and their Globalist/Commie enablers and directors have all the statistics on when the Boomer cohort will no longer be a problem for them. They ALWAYS play the long game.
The propaganda is also directed to any GOP squishes who they can draw into their web.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (DJFLF)

291 Via the transition from coal to natural gas for electric power, the US has dropped its GHG emissions 14% as to the 1990 index level, even with the hot air blown by Scoldilocks and the rest of her ilk. Et tu, China? ... India?

Posted by: direwolf at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (KUIZJ)

292 maybe even a peel
Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 11:26 AM (rpxSz)

I don't think Hillz has got a peal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (LxWV7)

293 Wait a minute? Her Cabinet is going to be made up of Woodland Critters?? Oh my.. that is not good. Blood orgies in the White House would be a bit gauche.

As long as they're Democrats it's not impeachable behavior.

Posted by: Adam Schiff, D-Holyhell at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (8erNz)

294 250 IF one of them contracts WuHan and spreads it amidst a dense urban upscale area with a bunch of unvaccinated people or ones with weak immune systems...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:44 AM (Dp5C+)

You mean like vegans?

Posted by: joncelli: No Greenland, no peace at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

295 QEII has approved BREXIT.
Happens tomorrow.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (Rbu5d)

296 291 Via the transition from coal to natural gas for electric power, the US has dropped its GHG emissions 14% as to the 1990 index level, even with the hot air blown by Scoldilocks and the rest of her ilk. Et tu, China? ... India?
Posted by: direwolf at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (KUIZJ)

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But we haven't addressed out capitalism problem yet, so we're actually really behind China.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (zZbCU)

297 Firefox doesn't like paragraph breaks a la pixy.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (DJFLF)

298 i have a joke for greta that would make her laugh her tits off, but i see she already heard it.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn

You already told it to me.

Posted by: Brie Larson at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (KtKT+)

299 It's weird, there is panic reporting, what appears drastic measure in China but yet only 17 deaths?

Something doesn't compute.

Oh wait, its China.

A communist regime who lie and cover up all the time.
Posted by: WisRich



It seems weird.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (QLPEO)

300 277 Wait a minute? Her Cabinet is going to be made up of Woodland Critters?? Oh my.. that is not good. Blood orgies in the White House would be a bit gauche.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (vN4+Q)

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Hail Satan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (zZbCU)

301 Desperation, oh the huge manatee...

Warren/Giant Otter 2020
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (Dp5C+)
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There you go again...

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (jW9oF)

302 whatever happened to that david hogg young man. he seemed nice too. did he miss the cruise ship to davos.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (Jj+59)

303 ..My Mither...well maybe............ ^^^

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (5IHGB)

304 See my #253.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2

Saw that.

Nothing in the results strikes me as unbelievable.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (NSFCQ)

305 302 whatever happened to that david hogg young man. he seemed nice too. did he miss the cruise ship to davos.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (Jj+59)
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"Studying" at Harvard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (zZbCU)

306

Greta? Not even with your dick.

Uncle Bob, a couple neighbors, quite a few of the Green pedos, and an entire clan of Muslim rape-groomers have already been in that...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (7s3UU)

307 Camera Hogg has been ghosted by Greta von Thule

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (Dp5C+)

308 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (I2dne)

It's not. These are the descendants of the people that hated and killed the kings. There are no aristocrats left and your impression of aristocrats is simply people who aren't aristocrats trying to act important (i.e. noveau riche.)

It's manifestly ridiculous that someone would even deign to call these people in any way their 'betters'; they merely happen to have access to certain powers at the moment, and are doing what people who have no class do with power; act like apes.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (Eg9+v)

309 He was a good turd

Posted by: Niall's Mom at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (vtcmf)

310 You already told it to me.
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 23, 2020 11:52 AM (KtKT+)

He said laugh your tits off not laugh your ass off.

Nice tits by the way.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (VzbI8)

311 https://tinyurl.com/vpynn52


SARS seems to have been more lethal than I remembered. 9% mortaility and 50% in over 60s.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (XzVUd)

312 I have a joke for greta that would make her laugh her tits off, but i see she already heard it.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn

You already told it to me.

Posted by: Brie Larson

He said tits, not ass

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (32YRo)

313 I assign the same gravitas (zero) to know nothing Gretta as I do to the rest of the know nothing socialist gits parading around blowing hot gas. They can bite my ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (Pqf02)

314 304 See my #253.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2

Saw that.

Nothing in the results strikes me as unbelievable.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (NSFCQ)
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Sanders is pretty much the favorite son for New Hampshire. I could easily buy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (zZbCU)

315 Vegemite is people.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (Y4GvW)

316 I'm going to call in sick to work and say I got the Wuhan real bad.

my buddy chu3k the logic professor (the 3 was silent) was always tempted to call in well to work. "i feel much to good to come in to work today."
Posted by: Anachronda


Call in sick. Rectal Myopia.

"Yeah, boss. I don't see my ass coming in to work today."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 11:55 AM (SMh/7)

317 did he ever matriculate at the tulane of the north.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:55 AM (Jj+59)

318 What's this about tits and ass?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 11:55 AM (l4C/z)

319 299
It's weird, there is panic reporting, what appears drastic measure in China but yet only 17 deaths?



See link on SARS. There is about a 10 day incubation period so the deaths are probably coming.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:55 AM (XzVUd)

320 See the Wu Han Clan and get sick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (aKsyK)

321 Sanders is pretty much the favorite son for New Hampshire. I could easily buy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (zZbCU)

Yep.

He should win IA, NH and NV. Could he hit 15% in SC?

Maybe.

I think he does very well on Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (NSFCQ)

322 314 304 See my #253.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2

Saw that.

Nothing in the results strikes me as unbelievable.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (NSFCQ)
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Sanders is pretty much the favorite son for New Hampshire. I could easily buy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:54 AM (zZbCU)

Not that I disagree with either of you but...touting a poll that was run by the far left mother of one of Bernie's campaign people should require some disclosure, no?

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (cF8AT)

323 "Yeah, boss. I don't see my ass coming in to work today."

Posted by: rickb223

This is Brie Larson's excuse every day, I guess.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (32YRo)

324 291 Via the transition from coal to natural gas for electric power, the US has dropped its GHG emissions 14% as to the 1990 index level, even with the hot air blown by Scoldilocks and the rest of her ilk. Et tu, China? ... India?

We've managed to keep the Germans under control, and our efforts in NY and MA have been successful but the US as a whole is fractious (ha ha) and it may be difficult to achieve total control even with a Democrat President.

China and India are less susceptible to our efforts at thwarting national energy development, and their growth is such that they will remain solid markets for us and our allies for many years.

Posted by: Russian Anti-Fracking Disinformation Bureau at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (8erNz)

325 did he ever matriculate at the tulane of the north.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:55 AM (Jj+59)
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You watch your mouth about my wife!

Posted by: Nanook of the North at January 23, 2020 11:57 AM (jW9oF)

326 david looks like hes desperate for a good burger too.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 11:57 AM (Jj+59)

327 Not that I disagree with either of you but...touting a poll that was run by the far left mother of one of Bernie's campaign people should require some disclosure, no?

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 11:56 A

Absolutely.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:57 AM (NSFCQ)

328 315 Vegemite is people.

Well, vegans at least.

Posted by: Hormel at January 23, 2020 11:58 AM (8erNz)

329 The third world (or "The Developing World" if you like)

They used to be called the "Emerging Nations," which someone *cough* used to mangle the "Submerging Nations."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2020 11:58 AM (Q7jm0)

330 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

+++
What is the most distressing thing about this is that we even halfway know what she is talking about. The very idea that the term "non binary people" has become a common conception only shows how staggering swiftly our societydisintegrated.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 11:58 AM (+tWDL)

331 The day after Trump's election TuCa said the dems tried to rig the nomination in favor of Hillary and succeeded; the reps tried to rig the nomination against Trump and failed.

Dems take note: your leaders do not care about your opinion. Walk away.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 23, 2020 11:59 AM (FsgBK)

332 Yep.

He should win IA, NH and NV. Could he hit 15% in SC?

Maybe.

I think he does very well on Super Tuesday.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 11:56 AM (NSFCQ)
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I wish some reporter would ask, with some serious follow up questions, if he plans to put AOC in his cabinet.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 11:59 AM (G0vdT)

333 If that little twitty Climate Nazi went to China and peddled that crap, they would put her ass in a cell.

And the crowd would cheer.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (VpIIl)

334 What is the most distressing thing about this is
that we even halfway know what she is talking about. The very idea that
the term "non binary people" has become a common conception only shows
how staggering swiftly our societydisintegrated.




Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 11:58 AM (+tWDL)

It strikes me as a very weak cabinet, which indicates power will be elsewhere. I guess everyone in that coalition wins, after all.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (Eg9+v)

335 Vegemite is people.

You don't even want to know about Vagimite...

Posted by: Huma at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (lK7fO)

336 84 There are no environmentalists in China. They don't need them. They're already ruled by Communists.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 23, 2020 11:15 AM (d6mdH)

This is true.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (KXkkH)

337 233 209 Great. I wonder how many people the guy who landed at SeaTac infected, and where they all are now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 11:37 AM (Ez6QX)


He had 16 contacts and authorities are tracking them down.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 11:40 AM (XzVUd)

There's got to be more than that, if it's spread through coughing (they think) and he went through more than one airport to get from Wuhan to SeaTac.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

338 "She knows nothing, but she's gotten rich and famous
thanks to a slick PR machine. She's pretty much the Kim Kardashian of
the environmental movement.


Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo"
I disagree. Her PR machine is crappy and nothing compared to Kardashians. She has gotten famous because there are a lot of stupid, brainwashed people hat want to believe her BS message.

Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2020 12:01 PM (MxEKc)

339 258 255 That Muldoon is one bad mutha...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

Shut yo' mouf!
Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:46 AM (Rbu5d)

========

So I watched Live and Let Die last night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (zZbCU)

Pretty unwoke!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)

340
Babylon Bee



Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'


Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 12:02 PM (2PaTu)

341 There's got to be more than that, if it's spread through coughing (they think) and he went through more than one airport to get from Wuhan to SeaTac.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

If he was already contagious on the planes / in the airports, there's no stopping it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 23, 2020 12:02 PM (J+mig)

342
Call in sick. Rectal Myopia.

"Yeah, boss. I don't see my ass coming in to work today."
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020


*
*

Boss: "Well, I have Rectal Farsightedness. I see your ass applying for unemployment benefits in the very near future."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 12:02 PM (Ejm1K)

343 It's manifestly ridiculous that someone would even deign to call these people in any way their 'betters'; they merely happen to have access to certain powers at the moment, and are doing what people who have no class do with power; act like apes.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 23, 2020 11:53 AM (Eg9+v)
+++++++
They are the descendants of the king-killers, but they are of the same mental cloth as the kings their parents killed. They want nothing more than to be your betters, and to be your betters by inscrutable right because they have access to the real meaning of things.

They act like apes. So did the aristocracy of old, when we get right down to it. They were genteel and had protocols they followed and there were rigidly-enforced standards of decorum and practices, but this was to keep them from killing each other all the time and stop intra-caste bloodshed. The rules of decorum in the European aristocracies were entirely practical and maintained order within their group.

Their system was fancy but brutal. The relative position of their caste and the masses of rightless peasants over whom they ruled was only polite and classy from one side of the transaction, and only if you don't look at what they did those outside the caste.

If these people get their way, the first few intra-aristocratic wars will result in the same outcome. The source, the root of their behavior, is destroying the world of free men and reimposing a world where only their will matters, modulated by their relative positions within the ruling caste. Progressive they aren't. They want the system of old, with themselves as rulers.

They may be the children of king-slayers, but they lament it and want to be remade as the kings their parents destroyed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

344 If you can eat generic wieners, you should have no problem with Vegemite.

Posted by: klaftern at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (RuIsu)

345 You don't even want to know about Vagimite...

Posted by: Huma at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (lK7fO)


Crabs.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (XzVUd)

346 327 Not that I disagree with either of you but...touting a poll that was run by the far left mother of one of Bernie's campaign people should require some disclosure, no?

You're not supposed to know that. Any of that.

I'm not sure if this kind of sand-in-the-swimsuit internecine friction helps or hurts the Democrats.

I loathe their policies, their illegal-pandering, reparations-pandering, terrorist-coddling bullshit should (but will not) make them social pariahs, but of the top tier the only one that is what he claims to be, the only one without a stench of corruption or some kind of special pleading in his story, the only one with a moral claim on the nomination, is Sanders.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (8erNz)

347 Firefighters rescue puppy with head caught in wheel.

https://bit.ly/2vhbg4t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

348 Everyone working for the the Dem candidates have some connection to polling companies or news outlets. They are symbiotic.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (VzbI8)

349 258 255 That Muldoon is one bad mutha...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

Shut yo' mouf!
Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 11:46 AM (Rbu5d)

========

So I watched Live and Let Die last night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 11:47 AM (zZbCU)

True Story

Little Rock Ar I was about 12 seeing that movie. When James is going to get off the lil island and he is trapped.
A big dude yells out OH NO JAMES BE GONNA WALK DIM GATORS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 12:04 PM (JFO2v)

350 Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've ever been to. On the outskirts there are still people who think it's just dandy to squat in the gutter. I've been to other countries allegedly less developed that don't do that.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 23, 2020 12:04 PM (xx41w)

351 All the AGW/Climate Change shit isn't supposed to convince OK Boomers. It's there for those born 1964 and later. The DNC and their Globalist/Commie enablers and directors have all the statistics on when the Boomer cohort will no longer be a problem for them. They ALWAYS play the long game.
The propaganda is also directed to any GOP squishes who they can draw into their web.
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 11:51 AM (DJFLF)


There are plenty of boomers, like ManBearPig and his ilk, that buy into the warming scam. After all the EPA was started by RINO King Nixon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (y7DUB)

352 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

What about the differently abled and midgets?

Posted by: retarded handicapped otherkin at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (ppBhU)

353 350 Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've ever been to. On the outskirts there are still people who think it's just dandy to squat in the gutter. I've been to other countries allegedly less developed that don't do that.

San Francisco: Hold my beer.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (aGdMi)

354 the only one without a stench of corruption or some kind of special pleading in his story, the only one with a moral claim on the nomination, is Sanders.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (8erNz)

Not sure I agree that he has no 'stench of corruption'.
No one has really looked into the whole college scam his wife ran.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

355 341 If he was already contagious on the planes / in the airports, there's no stopping it.


I don't think he was. I read somewhere (daily-mail probably) that he turned himself in after the symptoms developed and he researched them on the internet.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (XzVUd)

356 Wasn't Turd Tener the founder of CNN?

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (FsgBK)

357 There's got to be more than that, if it's spread through coughing (they think) and he went through more than one airport to get from Wuhan to SeaTac.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

If he was already contagious on the planes / in the airports, there's no stopping it.
Posted by: Cato


Everyone on that plane is infected.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (SMh/7)

358 from the morning thread:

269 259 >>Al Gore on Greta Thunberg: "Once again, I was struck by her potent and sobering call to action. Nobody speaks truth to power as she does."


In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the phrase "speaks truth to power" will immediately be dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (Q7jm0)

359 What about the differently abled and midgets?
Posted by: retarded handicapped otherkin


And we will have court jesters again.

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (vd8XM)

360 True Story

Little Rock Ar I was about 12 seeing that movie. When James is going to get off the lil island and he is trapped.
A big dude yells out OH NO JAMES BE GONNA WALK DIM GATORS.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020


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In 1981 I saw The Howling in a mall theatre full of black people. Their conversations with and comments to the screen action had to be heard to be believed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)

361 343 They may be the children of king-slayers, but they lament it and want to be remade as the kings their parents destroyed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

What's the point of standing at the top of the mountain if you don't get to urinate on everybody else down below?

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (sm6Pk)

362 Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've ever been to. On the outskirts there are still people who think it's just dandy to squat in the gutter. I've been to other countries allegedly less developed that don't do that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 23, 2020 12:04 PM (xx41w)
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The UN put out a nice cartoon about it to try to convince them to change their behavior. There is some bad language in it.
https://youtu.be/Ll0GCPFpNQs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (I2dne)

363 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

So Joanuh Goldberg, Bill Kristol and Ben Shapiro are in!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (iBBEC)

364 There are plenty of boomers, like ManBearPig and his ilk, that buy into the warming scam. After all the EPA was started by RINO King Nixon.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (y7DUB)

ManBearPig doesn't buy into the scam, he's one of the ones running it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (KUaJL)

365 If you want to see sheer panic, wait until Bernie climbs his way to the top of the greasy pole.

Posted by: Caliban at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (QE8X6)

366 350
Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've ever been to. On
the outskirts there are still people who think it's just dandy to squat
in the gutter. I've been to other countries allegedly less developed
that don't do that.


Brahmins allegedly just shat wherever they were standing. Including diplomatic meetings. Untouchables would perform clean-up.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (XzVUd)

367 I don't think he was. I read somewhere (daily-mail probably) that he turned himself in after the symptoms developed and he researched them on the internet.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know


You can be infectious before symptoms ever show.
By the time it shows, it's too late.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (SMh/7)

368 What's the point of standing at the top of the mountain if you don't get to urinate on everybody else down below?
Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (sm6Pk)
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That is the core problem with the attitude, yes. It doesn't matter how shitty the hill is, so long as I am king of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (I2dne)

369 352 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

What about the differently abled and midgets?
Posted by: retarded handicapped otherkin at January 23, 2020 12:05 PM (ppBhU)


I pledge to fill my cabinet with all of these groups, and I have the same chance of getting elected as Warren.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2020 12:08 PM (Q7jm0)

370 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 23, 2020 12:08 PM (nNEcr)

371 the only one without a stench of corruption or some kind of special pleading in his story, the only one with a moral claim on the nomination, is Sanders.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (8erNz)

Not sure I agree that he has no 'stench of corruption'.
No one has really looked into the whole college scam his wife ran.
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020


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Sanders inveighs against billionaires, and he himself is worth several million $$ and has three half-million-dollar homes, when he's never had a real job? There's something awfully hypocritical there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 12:08 PM (Ejm1K)

372 They may be the children of king-slayers, but they lament it and want to be remade as the kings their parents destroyed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

There has always been a dynastic element to success. Its part of human nature.

The key is how do you define success? It used to be a hereditary title, which made you wealthy through controlling land.

Now, its stock, which controls companies.

Both had small insular groups, with large amounts of 'hangers on'. In the old days? Minor Nobles in the Court. Today? Celebrity, media, and Politicians.

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

373 You can be infectious before symptoms ever show.
By the time it shows, it's too late.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (SMh/7)

Plus, the CDC apparently doesn't know jack shit. They aren't sure exactly how it's transmitted or how long the incubation period is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)

374 Wuhan, two kinds of flu,

Time to stay home.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (+0uDE)

375 Speaking of King slayers, watched the Ritchie version of King Arthur last night. 6.5 out of 10.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (VzbI8)

376 Plus Americans and Europeans are willing to throw money into a big hole where the wealth gets redistributed from them to other Americans and Europeans who are ALREADY wealthy and want to be MORE wealthy while pretending that the money is being used to "do something".

It's just a modern version of dispensations to assuage the guilt we've been taught we should have for being successful at consistent improvement of our societies and standards of living on the premise that in doing so we took more of the pie than we deserved.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (e284m)

377 You can be infectious before symptoms ever show.

By the time it shows, it's too late.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 12:07 PM (SMh/7)

Stop bullshitting. This is not smallpox.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:10 PM (XzVUd)

378 TARANTINO: I am in combat with blockbuster franchises...

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In other news, there are Blockbuster franchises?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

379 Warren pledges to fill half her cabinet with women and non binary people.

They've gone from using '1984' as an instruction manual to using Kurt Schlicter's 'People's Replublic".


Posted by: Bert G at January 23, 2020 12:10 PM (OMsf+)

380 is it fair to assume that non-binary people speak the most truth to power?

Posted by: DanMan at January 23, 2020 12:11 PM (XTiHL)

381 Plus, the CDC apparently doesn't know jack shit.
They aren't sure exactly how it's transmitted or how long the incubation
period is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)

They know a great deal about SARS.
https://tinyurl.com/vpynn52

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:11 PM (XzVUd)

382 Plus, the CDC apparently doesn't know jack shit. They aren't sure exactly how it's transmitted or how long the incubation period is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)

Trump says we're on top of it and have contingency plans. This is where his positive exaggerations doesn't help me feel assured.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 12:12 PM (VzbI8)

383 Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've ever been to. On the outskirts there are still people who think it's just dandy to squat in the gutter. I've been to other countries allegedly less developed that don't do that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 23, 2020 12:04 PM (xx41w)

Gutter? That's down right civilized. In Frisco, they do it right on the sidewalk, or in supermarket aisles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 12:14 PM (LxWV7)

384 Measles is a lot worse than SARS:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_reproduction_number

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 12:15 PM (XzVUd)

385 Trump says we're on top of it and have contingency plans. This is where his positive exaggerations doesn't help me feel assured.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 12:12 PM (VzbI

No, I believe him.

First of ll he's pro-active on EVERYTHING.
Second, he knows HE'LL get blamed no matter what

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 12:15 PM (CqE5x)

386 Vegemite is dreadful, let's just get that clear. If you took a can of beer, dumped it into a pot, added a cup of salt, and boiled it down to a thick, black sludge, you would get something very much like Vegemite. It is concentrated evil. When you spread a very thin smear of the stuff on a piece of toast and bite into it, the amount of flavor that hits your tongue is enough to short circuit your brain. You will instantly hate it. But then you will take another bite because the full horror of the taste can not be processed all in one go, and you will want to double check that it really was as bad as you had originally thought. You will then finish the piece of toast and probably make yourself another one. Such is the mystery of Vegemite. God help me, but I think I actually love the stuff now.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 11:32 AM (VYwSh)

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This is absolute poetry.

Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 23, 2020 12:16 PM (JNTt1)

387 It's weird, there is panic reporting, what appears drastic measure in China but yet only 17 deaths?

Something doesn't compute.

Oh wait, its China.

A communist regime who lie and cover up all the time.
Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 11:49 AM (G0vdT)
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if their flesh isn't contagious, there's always Solyent Green.
No one is going to miss 20,000,000 Chinese. It's a rounding error for them.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 12:16 PM (VYwSh)

388 Vegemite is people.

You don't even want to know about Vagimite...

Posted by: Huma at January 23, 2020 12:00 PM (lK7fO)

comes with a bonus side of Fumunda cheese?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 12:17 PM (8D42x)

389 If you don't subscribe to what Pippy Fraudstalking is selling, you're worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2020 12:20 PM (2Mnv1)

390 357 There's got to be more than that, if it's spread through coughing (they think) and he went through more than one airport to get from Wuhan to SeaTac.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

If he was already contagious on the planes / in the airports, there's no stopping it.
Posted by: Cato

Everyone on that plane is infected.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 12:06 PM (SMh/7)
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For the good of the body, drastic steps must be taken. All Hail Landru.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 12:20 PM (VYwSh)

391 Delhi is probably the dirtiest "developed" city I've
ever been to. On the outskirts there are still people who think it's
just dandy to squat in the gutter. I've been to other countries
allegedly less developed that don't do that.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 23, 2020 12:04 PM (xx41w)

==
So you haven't been to Scat Francisco?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 12:22 PM (pw+jk)

392 284
Per her mom's book, she is autistic and has OCD, which makes her a very picky eater* (not only a limited diet, but she is very particular about how each item must be prepared). As a result, she is constantly in the hospital from starving herself.

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So she's spoiled and demanding at home too.


My Mom could fix her "condition" in a bout a week. "dont like whats on the menu.... dont eat."
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

Followed by a brisk "enlightenment encounter" of the board of education applied harshly to the seat of knowledge.

Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 23, 2020 12:57 PM (JNTt1)

393 392 284
Per her mom's book, she is autistic and has OCD, which makes her a very picky eater* (not only a limited diet, but she is very particular about how each item must be prepared). As a result, she is constantly in the hospital from starving herself.

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Sounds like they are making a case for aborting her petulant butt.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 23, 2020 01:05 PM (sI15f)

394 Y'all need to stop worrying about this coronavirus.

This is a faked baked disaster. We've seen it before with oh...the weather disasters, the global warming apocalypse, we are all going to die bits, ebola, AIDS, etc....

If you're healthy, keep doing you boo boo. I'm more worried about San Fran killing us all The bacteria they are cooking on those streets could wipe us out.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 23, 2020 01:11 PM (sI15f)

395 I don't think Nial Ferguson is a turd. He's a pretty sharp guy. So many people buy into global warming scam because they want to believe that the scientific process is not hopelessly broken.

Posted by: iandeal at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (vgGyZ)

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