Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv Throws Fat Punches at Reporters, As Women Do

I'm starting to think Jonathan Yaniv isn't very ladylike at all!



Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM




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1 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)

2 Tuck and Weave!

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (GPBvT)

3 meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Afternoon Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (Y4EXg)

5 Deck the pervert.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (DXT9A)

6 Man, trans women sure are a masculine and aggressive bunch. Kind of unlike most other women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)

7 Yaniv needs to be in a psyche ward forced to listen to Oh No Yoko songs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (2s5VM)

8 Sounds like a man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

9 A woman with a penis is a dude.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (KNsKs)

10 He has such a lovely, feminine voice too.

Creepy freak.

Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (k4dH2)

11 Is calling her a "crazy fucking THING" criminal hatespeecy in Canada now? That reporter better lawyer up.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (koNhm)

12 she seems just like the kind of girl I want for a DIL.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)

13 At a courthouse. Florida Trans-Woman.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (xSo9G)

14 Somethings wrong with this picture. ITYKWII

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (5Tbnt)

15 'At least you punch like a girl.'

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (GPBvT)

16 Old and busted: Wax my balls!

New hotness: I need a mani after I just decked that reporter. Also wax my balls.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (3sOO0)

17 Xe seems nice.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (H9cB7)

18 She went full Markle Sparkle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)

19 Must be pms.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (X/Pw5)

20 But these people are totally sane enough to surgically mutilate themselves.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (J+mig)

21 Now if Yaniv went full Markie Post...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (2s5VM)

22 Xhe's a bit unstable, isn't xhe?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

23 Do you know who is lady-like? Diana West, that's who.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhDlf7sOaE

Trump vs Comey. Ideological and religious background going back to the 1930s. Last 10 minutes on the religious part is quite interesting.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (XzVUd)

24 Fat punches. Better than obese punches, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (FIhRE)

25 IT'S MA'AM!

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (Izzlo)

26 I think she should be reading to school children.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (koNhm)

27

THIS thread and the LAST THREAD are totally intertwined.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

28 13 Is calling her a "crazy fucking THING" criminal hatespeecy in Canada now?
____________

All accurate speech (like calling this crazy fucking thing a crazy fucking thing) is criminal hate-speech now!

Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

29 I read the article. Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway? It seems like everything down to scratching your balls is illegal there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (DXT9A)

30 Yaniv makes the San Andreas Fault seem stable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (2s5VM)

31 We need to have a conversation about violence by transwomen.
It's real.
And I wonder if anyone is tracking this, or that it's being ignored because it would be "transphobic" and also, make one a target for an attack by a transwomen.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

32 It's a guy. Hit him back, but harder.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (YslsA)

33 You would think Silence of the Lambs would prevent these mental cases from going full "lotion on the skin".

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (AfNC5)

34 Can we just give it the reality show it wants, so it can be relegated to the Hollywood squares of irrelevance already?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (dNzKv)

35 Now if Yaniv went full Markie Post...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (2s5VM)

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....he'd be schtupping with Bill Clinton???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

36 31 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?

Weed, I hear.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (H9cB7)

37 So much crazy in a sack of ugly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

38 Not all transwomen, obviously, but Yaniv is not alone.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

39 Who the hell is that lump of lard?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (8/eY3)

40 I read the article. Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway? It seems like everything down to scratching your balls is illegal there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM


Apparently wearing blackface gets you elected Prime Minister.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (3sOO0)

41 Once the fat fuck touches you, hit back

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (QLEJC)

42 All accurate speech (like calling this crazy fucking thing a crazy fucking thing) is criminal hate-speech now!
Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

Telling the truth is now a revolutionary act.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (J+mig)

43 36 Suicide within five years.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (1CjJc)


We have to wait five years?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (DXT9A)

44 And somebody went there...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (2s5VM)

45 @TheRealKeean

J. Yaniv beat me under these two courthouse cameras. What are the odds the footage gets Epsteined?

https://tinyurl.com/t2vdphp

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (cF8AT)

46 Noted Bernie campaign staffer Jessica Yaniv.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)

47 Yes, accosting a crazy person in public always works out well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (oBfF8)

48 Five years, months

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (B7KlG)

49 Nomenclature penalty.
There is no such thing as a "transwoman" (as described in the first sentence). One cannot be both centered in "trans" and yet polarized toward feminine or masculine, no sir, not by one iota.

Newspeak much?

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (u4/yY)

50
Should've told him, a la Charlie Murphy: "Get yo ass out my face, fat boy, 'fore I cut some Canadian bacon off ya back!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (AzW6q)

51
TOXIC TRANSCULINITY RIGHT THERE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

52 Since I don't have kids, I don't have a reason to type and delete.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (ehiFZ)

53 I think that camera man called him "that thing" so I laughed.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (AfNC5)

54 why would anyone want to become the world's butt ugliest fake woman?

thanks alot One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Nicholson should be beat with a tire iron.

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (nFwvY)

55 31
I read the article. Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?


As long as you have both French and English on your signs then anything goes.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (XzVUd)

56 Boys have a penis.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

57 "Get away from me!" shouts xe, while constantly advancing on the other party.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (w7KSn)

58 Damn.

I don't think I could bring myself to tweet out images of me getting myself tranhandled by that fatty weirdo.

Political points be damned.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (chFJH)

59 29

THIS thread and the LAST THREAD are totally intertwined.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

Like a disco otter!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

60 Aw. Bernie has made all his Iowa twitter campaign private. Almost like he's hiding something.

Eh. Comrade?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (FIhRE)

61 >>Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?


Cribou / Man Love.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (GPBvT)

62 I wouldn't want that thing hitting on me.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (1s2j5)

63 She obviously read the tree painting thread...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (Mxv9c)

64 So new Bernie campaign advisor?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (iBBEC)

65 49 Noted Bernie campaign staffer Jessica Yaniv.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)

Oh. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (8/eY3)

66 he needs a good beatdown

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (U7k5w)

67 Is a trans woman the transmission repair specialist at the shop?
Slipping in 3rd? Oh, you have to see the trans woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (dNzKv)

68 Keep the white Ottoman away from Yaniv...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (2s5VM)

69 You know what they say, right? Trans fats will kill you.

Posted by: redsweater at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (NOf2B)

70 Fat-shaming. The Final Frontier.

Posted by: Capt. SJW at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (4m/Ep)

71 And somebody went there...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (2s5VM)

-------

Well..... it was a big fat hanging curve ball begging to get hit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

72 J. Yaniv just punched me in the back of the head.



State of Texas regards hits about the head, neck and shoulders area as lethal force and you may respond accordingly.

Actually, 1st defensive use of the new CHL law was just that.

Gordon Hale v Kenny Tavai.

Might want to let that cocksucker know that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (bd376)

73 >>39
31 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?

Shitty rock bands. French stuff. Shucking and jiving.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (u4/yY)

74 Chasing someone down the sidewalk while yelling at him to get away doesn't seem productive.

Crazy people.

Posted by: huerfano at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (9dnxb)

75 Yo, Jessica, maybe you could give me some lessons?

Posted by: Bernie "Speed Bag" Sanders at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (oBfF8)

76 thanks alot One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Nicholson should be beat with a tire iron.
Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (nFwvY)


Ken Kesey should be set to work on the Great American Dignity Canal. Now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (DXT9A)

77 Potty mouth.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

78 Please explain to me why this Yaniv thing is even an issue now?

Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (8erNz)

79 Kick her in the balls!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (FIhRE)

80 Xhe is a cutie pie !

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (M+Lyo)

81 Yaniv and Smolletts need to collaborate...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (2s5VM)

82 The best way to take down a charging Yaniv is to kick her in the nuts.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (SaobD)

83 >>Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?


I have no idea.

I know it is illegal to pass a Tim Horton's without buying a crappy cup of coffee and a crappy donut, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (GPBvT)

84 He obviously needs a couple of Midol and some rest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (HaL55)

85
So a dude with long hair puts on some lipstick and we're supposed to pretend he's a woman. This new science fascinates me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n8)

86 Devine was way better at this.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (4kTo2)

87 Wasn't Yaniv the smooth jazz cello playing guy married to some actress?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (iBBEC)

88 63 This man is a pedophile. His big interest is in the menstrual cycles of pre-teen and early teen girls. He strikes up conversations about that on the internet. This guy needs to be locked up for the next 40 years. He's quite obviously not a female. How many time now have we seen "trannies" punching out people who anger them?
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (xZjSg)

========

Wait...are you implying that perverts who would normally go to jail are using this transgender thing to enable their bad behaviors?

*faints*

I couldn't see that coming.

*finishes fainting*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (zZbCU)

89 Zero years is within five years.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (1CjJc)


Thanks for cheering me up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (DXT9A)

90 66 >>Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?


Cribou / Man Love.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (GPBvT)

It's only because there are haters out there, and because it's hard to get the caribou to stand still.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

91 78 >>39 
31 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway? 

Shitty rock bands. French stuff. Shucking and jiving.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (u4/yY)





Weaponized cheese curds

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (lKDd/)

92 There is no such thing as a "transwoman"

-
Translandmanatee?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)

93 Has anyone smacked or slapped Jonathan Jessica's mom or dad yet for bringing this useless slab of flesh into the world?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (JoUsr)

94 @30 "All accurate speech (like calling this crazy fucking thing a crazy fucking thing) is criminal hate-speech now! --Big Mike and Barry Obama"

Not to letigimize the concept of Hatespeech (TM) at all, but it has always struck me that the additional fallacy of the whole concept is to assume that the expression of "hate" must have predated and motivated the act. That is, if a fat, bespectacled tranny were to do something particularly nasty to me and we got in an altercation I (or any human type individual) might, in anger, and in response, throw in any number of descriptive vituperatives, e.g. "you four eyed fucking freak, etc. " If there were people of different races or ethnicities involved, then it is also quite conceivable that one or more parties to a dispute might, in the course of an already escalated/angry situation, throw in some injudicious language that could (gasp) be construed as "racist.. homophobic..." etc.

But the whole Hatespeech (TM) concept assumes that any taint of Impermissible Thought expressed during any activity between humans is the "root cause" and most significant aspect of that interaction. Particularly in dealing with angry people, I think the language is more likely the effect, not cause of the interaction.

Again, the whole idea of escalting penalties based on this kind of tea leaf reading is absoluate cancer to law and free thought, but its just stupid cancer as well.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (koNhm)

95 This syndrome of trans agression is shocking and toxic.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (GPBvT)

96 86
Yaniv and Smolletts need to collaborate...


Yaniv and Triggly Puff

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (XzVUd)

97 So a dude with long hair puts on some lipstick and we're supposed to pretend he's a woman. This new science fascinates me
Posted by: TheQuietMan


If I have to act, I want scale.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (bd376)

98 The one false positive about communism is this thing would be disappeared quickly. Unfortunately communism isn't very discerning on who they disappear.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)

99 WTF am I looking at

c'mon, SMOD

Posted by: DB at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (iTXRQ)

100 The Left is a cult.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (eAZVt)

101 So stunning and brave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (I2dne)

102 Who the hell is that lump of lard?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM


I'm surprised you're not thinking foie gras.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (4m/Ep)

103 Translandmanatee?

That is an insult to real manatees like Lena Dunham...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (2s5VM)

104 Completely off topic -

@Breaking911 9m

California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)

105 @TheRealKeean

BC Courthouse Sheriffs prioritize a predator's (J. Yaniv) ego over a reporter's right to be in - and report on - an open courtroom of international significance. Yaniv is currently seeking a publication ban, and the sheriffs are happy to assist with that, even in public places.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yx4elnvg

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (cF8AT)

106 90
So a dude with long hair puts on some lipstick and we're supposed to pretend he's a woman. This new science fascinates me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n

It's as valid as putting on the paper crown that came with your Junior Whopper and declaring yourself the Burger King.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)

107 I know it is illegal to pass a Tim Horton's without buying a crappy cup of coffee and a crappy donut, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM

We had some here in Minn. open up. Everyone was talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my local gas station.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)

108 Yaniv's words: "Get away from me"

Yaniv's actions: *aggressively walks towards then attacks reporter who is trying to walk away*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (9t0Zz)

109 So new Bernie campaign advisor?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (iBBEC)

New guard at the Gulag.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (88+cf)

110 28 I think she should be reading to school children.
________________

And he should also do a strip-tease for the kiddies, so that he can show them his moobs: "Look kids at my titties! And I didn't even have to take synthetic hormones to get mine! They're all natural!"

Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (k4dH2)

111 99 86
Yaniv and Smolletts need to collaborate...


Yaniv and Triggly Puff

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (XzVUd)

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On a studio album?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (zZbCU)

112
It. Them. They.
Noted.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (u4/yY)

113 time of the month?

Posted by: dj3way at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (bhPL1)

114 If I have to act, I want scale.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM


This!

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (4m/Ep)

115 "Get away from me!" shouts xe, while constantly advancing on the other party.

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Xe is a transvictim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

116 LBGTQWAPO people always ignore the Muslim and Commie stances on gays and weirdos.

They seem to think they will be the ones in charge of fueling the helicopters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (FIhRE)

117 Completely off topic -

@Breaking911 9m

California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Not seeing the issue. If it's not your bikes or yard, stay the F out.

Not hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (bd376)

118 TRANS FATS ARE BAD!!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (9t0Zz)

119 107 Completely off topic -

@Breaking911 9m

California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)

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So, when the government completely cedes ground to criminals, vigilantism rises?

Uh...you could almost make a movie out of this.

Set it in the 70s, New York, maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (zZbCU)

120 It's as valid as putting on the paper crown that came with your Junior Whopper and declaring yourself the Burger King.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)

John Nash's son used to do this, King of Antarctica, IIRC

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (U7k5w)

121 ...Again, the whole idea of escalting penalties based on this kind of tea leaf reading is absoluate cancer to law and free thought, but its just stupid cancer as well.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (koNhm)


That's the point.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (aS1PU)

122 That sick mofo needs to go. Yeesh, Canada, what's it going to take to stick this mentally ill whack job off the streets? HE has a history of victimizing young girls. WTF, Canada?!

Posted by: runningrn at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (EZJ/Z)

123 Fellow Comrades, I believe we have our next host of Drag Queen Story Hour!

Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)

124 Must be that time of the month.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (wiXsO)

125 115 On a studio album?


Music video. Doh.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (XzVUd)

126 TRANS FATS ARE BAD!!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM

Well done. I tip my fur bomber hat to you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)

127 Crazy is as crazy does

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

128 127 Fellow Comrades, I believe we have our next host of Drag Queen Story Hour!
Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)

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"Splooge."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)

129 Doing a cover version of Its Raining men

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (2s5VM)

130 Hey, Canada's had lots of great rock bands. Like that trio, Rush. And that other trio, Mahogany Rush. And other Rush-related trios.

(I keed, I keed. One of my Desert Island discs is "Black Noise" by the great Canadian band FM. Who were, you guessed it, a trio.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (H9cB7)

131 Canadians are a strange lot.

If that tranatee had taken a swipe at a fully padded goalie, three dudes would've cross-checked it with a stick.

But when the rhino charges outside the rink, dude runs away and films with his camera yelling stop, stop! like a little bitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (chFJH)

132 127 Fellow Comrades, I believe we have our next host of Drag Queen Story Hour!
Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)
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Too normal.

Needs to put on horns, makeup, glitter, etc.

Posted by: Bernie at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (oBfF8)

133 It's as valid as putting on the paper crown that came with your Junior Whopper and declaring yourself the Burger King.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)

John Nash's son used to do this, King of Antarctica, IIRC
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (U7k5w)


I want to be king of Candyland and rule with an iron fist.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (aS1PU)

134 Who the hell is that lump of lard?--
Xe identifies as Crisco

Posted by: JoeB at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (45lFm)

135 /off commie sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (oBfF8)

136 Canadian band FM. Who were, you guessed it, a trio.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM

No static at all...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (iBBEC)

137 >>Not seeing the issue. If it's not your bikes or yard, stay the F out.


Man, so many problems going about it this way...legal problems.

I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?

Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (GPBvT)

138 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (koNhm)

Demonizing the entire emotion of hate (except when directed at Emmanuel Goldstein, I mean OrangeManBad) is just a method of trying to make the population docile and easily ruled.

You can't love anything without hating its opposite. I love freedom and hate tyranny, no matter how much it tries to dress itself as freedom from responsibility.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (J+mig)

139 We had some here in Minn. open up. Everyone was
talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my
local gas station.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)



Canadians are trained from birth to politely accept mediocrity.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (YqED9)

140 Just don't get between that fat slob lunatic and some tween girls. Or donuts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

141 Razor stubble on her balls made it do this. Tort against the spa that refused to wax his scrotum in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (Vy7tf)

142 As long as you have both French and English on your signs then anything goes.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (XzVUd)


Except Quebec, then it is French only. Probably my first introduction to laws for us and laws for them. Started there and worked its way south.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (kUmUV)

143 An animal that needs to be put down.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

144 If I recall correctly, Richard Speck went trans. What a Parthenon of greatness they're building.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (6/uwW)

145 @142
I coudn't agree more. I've been tempted to write a Hate Is Good Essay (a la Gordon Gecko) and spam it to the universe FWIW.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (koNhm)

146 We had some here in Minn. open up. Everyone was
talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my
local gas station.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)


Canadians are trained from birth to politely accept mediocrity.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch


I just can't talk bad about poutine.
Pot roast gravy on french fries? Yes please.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (bd376)

147 The missing link to the royal family.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (yhf6w)

148 Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (GPBvT)

I agree about this type of baiting but I still think booby traps should be legal.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)

149 Yaniv "parts out" at greater value than a regular cis, as it maintains an organ/tissue inventory for members of either "boring" gender.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (u4/yY)

150 If someone hits me in the back of the head they had better knock me out.

A blow to the back of the head can kill and I will respond in kind.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (B06Zw)

151 I want to be king of Candyland and rule with an iron fist.

Is that you, Turbo?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (9t0Zz)

152 Canada doesn't have that many people. They can't afford superfluous conga players and such.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (H9cB7)

153 Screenwriter complains that 1917 is getting buzz and nominations while so many women of color stories go untold.

https://bit.ly/2Trrv91

Are you listening, Stephen King?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

154 He needs a lipstick consultant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (wYseH)

155 95 There is no such thing as a "transwoman"

Oh? What do you call woman from Transylvania, huh?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (Vy7tf)

156 I need an orbital nuclear strike on coordinates (+Ti4V)

Just to be sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (2s5VM)

157 Cleanup on 149?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (I2dne)

158 >>I agree about this type of baiting but I still think booby traps should be legal.


I like boobies.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (GPBvT)

159 There is no such thing as a "transwoman"

Oh? What do you call woman from Transylvania, huh?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


Sugartits. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (bd376)

160 >>Oh? What do you call woman from Transylvania, huh? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (Vy7tf)

Elvira.
You will now ask Zod another question.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (u4/yY)

161 +Ti4V

========

A hash in need of a quick banning, please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (zZbCU)

162 "Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (+Ti4V)"

Oh boy...

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (eAZVt)

163 Yeah, poutine does rock. I used to live in WNY right by the border, so we could get it. Poutine was kind of cooler when no one else knew what it was though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (H9cB7)

164 Maybe xit should audition for WWE. Lots of folks would pay to see it.
JWM

Posted by: jwm at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (HnUoF)

165 Disinfectant on aisle 149

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

166 Elvira = large tracts of land.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (2s5VM)

167 He needs a lipstick consultant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM

He needs a dipstick consultant. IE: You HAVE one, you're fat and ugly and a guy. STFU.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)

168 >>Elvira.


'Ooooh, nice Organ!'

Posted by: and the Party Monsters at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (GPBvT)

169
.... wait.... whats a fur bomber.

On second thought... nevermind.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

170 JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (+Ti4V)

Put your micropenis back in your trousers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (9t0Zz)

171
I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?

Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett


CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

That state?

Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)

172 Ain't falling for the leftist premise. That's a fucking crazy man physically assaulting a person.

He's not a she.

Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)

173 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?

Poutine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (pPNCa)

174 Screenwriter complains that 1917 is getting buzz and nominations while so many women of color stories go untold.

"more women and minorities should have been sent into an insane meatgrinder in Europe!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

175 Joo hater troll is probably here to bait us into Joo hate.

Weird that a far right website doesn't buy into the Joo hate.

Maybe he'll rethink his assumptions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)

176 >>Yeah, poutine does rock. I used to live in WNY right by the border, so we could get it.


It's the fuel of Steelhead Fisherman up there!

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (GPBvT)

177 Mark Hamill quits FB over ads , well that is the death knell for FB right??......... Right ??

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (BqBId)

178 180 Screenwriter complains that 1917 is getting buzz and nominations while so many women of color stories go untold.

"more women and minorities should have been sent into an insane meatgrinder in Europe!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Maybe it's more of a plea that the newest Bonnie and Clyde ripoff should have been nominated for Best Picture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)

179 Banhammer that guy

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (U7k5w)

180 Cleanup on 149, please!

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (Izzlo)

181 Maybe he'll rethink his assumptions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
----------------

Haha!

Good one!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (oBfF8)

182 Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (+Ti4V)

Sounds like you have tiny dick anger syndrome .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

183 48 @TheRealKeean

J. Yaniv beat me under these two courthouse cameras.



The shame of this would keep me from sharing on twitter.


Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (0CeRG)

184 Two things never combined because it would cause the world to end: poutine + Vegemite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2s5VM)

185 Tim Horton's is just freaking donuts, though. Not sure what's up with Canadian fixation on those things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

186 188 Maybe he'll rethink his assumptions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
----------------

Haha!

Good one!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (oBfF

==========

I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses, and try the veal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)

187 Maybe he'll rethink his assumptions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)

Not a chance. He'll probably just assume that were speaking in code or something.

Whatever it takes to reinforce his delusional worldview.

Don't forget to feed the badger.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (J+mig)

188 Real trans of genius. Blazing the trail for forcing Asian women to touch our junk, teaching school girls the breast stroke and rabbit punching reporters.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (6/uwW)

189 182 >>Yeah, poutine does rock. I used to live in WNY right by the border, so we could get it.


It's the fuel of Steelhead Fisherman up there!

Years ago I used to work at one of the border ports and the truck drivers coming over would often be chowing some down. That's when I first discovered it. I gave a driver buddy some dough to pick an order up for me because it looked so good. After that, I was hooked.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (H9cB7)

190
Mark Hamill quits FB over ads

----

Didn't she win an Olympic medal in the 70's??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

191 Yanet Garcia >>>> Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (q1Pj5)

192 I'll stay in the vehicle while Jim attempts to distract the charging Yaniv.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (88+cf)

193 163 >>I agree about this type of baiting but I still think booby traps should be legal.


I like boobies.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (GPBvT)


You don't need to trap them, just calm them down.

Posted by: tits at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (YqED9)

194 Posted by: JewishBolshevik

Can one of the COBs ban this fool?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (KUaJL)

195 184 needs to be purged, too. Same hash, name and BS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (I2dne)

196 So it screams for the reporter to "leave me the fuck alone" while it chases him around?

Perfectly sane. Also, a pedophile.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

197 >>CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

>That state?

?Seems like juries might have a roll to play here.


Yeah - A Criminal Sanctuary State. California.

Long odds this sees a Jury.

The DA will charge them with 1st Degree Attempted Manslaughter and 1000 other charges and they will settle for Jail Time and Fines / Restitution.


Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (GPBvT)

198 Well, if David Duke is representative of ALL Trump supporters because David Duke likes Trump then this POS is representative of the entire trans movement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (dNzKv)

199 Heh, mentally sick pervert, runs across street and follows dude down the street telling him over and over, "Get away from me!"



Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (1g7ch)

200 I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?

Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett

CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

That state?

Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)

Police charged the couple with assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9PLdy)

201 We are all Jews on this blessed day.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9t0Zz)

202 Maybe it's more of a plea that the newest Bonnie and Clyde ripoff should have been nominated for Best Picture.

Make crap films, get crap response. Despite all their posturing, the oscars are still about the craft of film making for most awards and still is broken up by male and female.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

203 JB if you are serious I truly feel sorry for you. What you have yet to realize is that 50% of any identifiable group are huge assholes. But by lumping things into identity group A is good, B is bad, you just let confirmation bias run your head.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (koNhm)

204 176

Seems like juries might have a roll to play here.

like an ocarina made from bread?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (sGtp+)

205
You don't need to trap them, just calm them down.

Posted by: tits at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (YqED9)

-----

Hard truth.???


Tits ARE the trap....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

206 If you don't get away from me I'll follow you all the way home yelling "get away from me!"

lock this sick flucker up please Canada.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (O8SrN)

207 /off stupid old sock.

Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (45lFm)

208 Don't forget the SF law that it's not car theft if you left the doors unlocked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (2s5VM)

209 I don't agree that keeping your property on your real property is an attractive nuisance. and thieves are not kids coming to play.

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (nFwvY)

210

...i think it all started when i wanted out of that shithole...

Posted by: klinger, corporal USArmy at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (yu4yz)

211 wait.... whats a fur bomber.

On second thought... nevermind.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM

Leather fur lined hat us northern folk wear. Think of the dad from Christmas story. Not a finga!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (iBBEC)

212 I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance
Posted by: garrett


I honestly don't get "attractive nuisance".

My bike. My yard. Stay the fuck out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (bd376)

213 Blazing the trail for forcing Asian women to touch our junk, teaching school girls the breast stroke and rabbit punching reporters.

Well two out of three doesn't sound so bad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

214 Xer phone number is Transylvania 6-5000.

Posted by: Glenn Miller at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

215 209 Maybe it's more of a plea that the newest Bonnie and Clyde ripoff should have been nominated for Best Picture.

Make crap films, get crap response. Despite all their posturing, the oscars are still about the craft of film making for most awards and still is broken up by male and female.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

==========

I want the Academy to react by suddenly adding new nominees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)

216 In Liz Warren's America this psycho would be placed in a women's prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (wiXsO)

217 Fur Bomber?

Where is Emma with her fur oil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (2s5VM)

218
Cant spell JewishBolshevik without Banana Splits Guy

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

219 Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (+Ti4V)

Sounds like you have tiny dick anger syndrome .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)
*******
Nah him & his life partner are LARP's he dresses up as Eva Braun & he dresses up as Adolf Hitler & they mine each other's harbor

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (BqBId)

220 We are all Jews on this blessed day.
Posted by: bonhomme


Mazel Tov!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)

221 Blazing the trail for forcing Asian women to touch our junk, teaching school girls the breast stroke and rabbit punching reporters.

"Yah, yah, oh yah"
--Truck Stop Hookers from Fargo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

222 207 I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?

Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett

CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

That state?

Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)

Police charged the couple with assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9PLdy)

Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

223 Basil, "Will you be having the Eva Prawns or the Colditz Salad?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (2s5VM)

224 Leather fur lined hat us northern folk wear. Think of the dad from Christmas story. Not a finga!

darn failed cut n paste, ruined the joke

"Yah, yah, oh yah"
--Truck Stop Hookers from Fargo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

225 "Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime."

The only thing they did wrong was posting the video. The law is an ass.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (eAZVt)

226 "Not guilty!" -- Random Hawaiian Judge after annexing Canada

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (C6xK8)

227 Looks like crazy forgot his scooter.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (wiXsO)

228 Someone's gonna have to give this dipstick the BSG treatment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

229 I'd like to throw some fat punches at reporters TBH.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (Qf83p)

230 http://bit.ly/2FPVrUh
*******
Exclusive: Iranian Arrested Near Mar-a-Lago with Machete Is a Refugee

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)

231 228
Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

========

I think it shouldn't be.

Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)

232 226 We are all Jews on this blessed day.
Posted by: bonhomme


Mazel Tov!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)
No green beer though, right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (O8SrN)

233 Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
Where is the line drawn on "baiting a trap" or "attractive nuisance?"

For example, say you were to put green virtue-signaling placards up on your house/yard that say, "this house is a proud gun-free zone" but it isn't true. Burglars think you're a mark and break in. You're home and you blast them when they do.

Did you bait a trap? Or is it simple freedom of speech?

I haven't done this and don't to, but the nuance makes me curious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (I2dne)

234 Speaking of window lickers, has Sen. Hirono finished the See and Say on Impeachment yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (2s5VM)

235 Exclusive: Iranian Arrested Near Mar-a-Lago with Machete Is a Refugee
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)

You spelled "sleeper cell" incorrectly.

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (U7k5w)

236 California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)

Is that bad?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (B7KlG)

237 I did like the NY subway stings they used to do though the perps aren't beat with nightsticks. Im sure they'd not done anymore since Commie DeBlasio took the helm.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

238 >>I honestly don't get "attractive nuisance".

>My bike. My yard. Stay the fuck out.


Seriously?

I haven't read this story, but if you are USING THE BIKE AS BAIT you have created an 'Attractive Nuisance' to lure in somebody, no?

You, me, anyone normal doesn't hop into a running car and drive off with it...but the Law will make an exception for someone who does. Again, I am not approving of this just acknowledging it.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (GPBvT)

239 "Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (LsH+B)"

This is another hash.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (eAZVt)

240 Wait, we get IDF babes if we co-blog?

Where do I sign up??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

241 I saw the Taint of Impermissible Thought open for Hole at the Gorge Amphitheater.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (2GPSc)

242 133 Doing a cover version of Its Raining men
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (2s5VM)

Nah. Shania Twain's "Man! I feel like a woman."

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (a/dOO)

243 Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (bd376)

244 And, like a quivering pustule bursting, we get a StormFront schmoe.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

245 233 "Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime."

The only thing they did wrong was posting the video. The law is an ass.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (eAZVt)

My property. Not your property. Wherever that is.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (Vy7tf)

246 Good lord, she needs to lay off the beer, Doritoes, donunts, and double-deep dish pizzas.

She went from a He\She to a heifer...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (zL/eJ)

247 Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

248 Senor Pinochet is going to need an Mi-8 for Yanniv

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (2s5VM)

249 The Yaniv character forgot the role -- you don't 'stride' aggressively to attack someone. I think, according to ladyboylore, you are supposed to shreik and cry at someone else's aggression thereby winning your argument for lawsuit bait.

Have to remember the role, live the role, act the role . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

250 Lay the bikes over a punji pit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)

251 254 Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (O8SrN)

252 258 Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

No

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (U7k5w)

253 Was Hole the front hole or the back hole?

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Qf83p)

254 258 Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

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Only if Buffalo Bill was played by a real tranny, Clarice was turned into a man and made the antagonist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (zZbCU)

255 CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

That state?

Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)

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That law cracks me up. The times a buy something over $950 are pretty rare. If they had this law in CO, most of my expenses would be free.

Also... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

256 Would you fuck me?

Posted by: Jaime Gumb at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Qf83p)

257 Can AirPinochet air drop a Bolshevik?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (O8SrN)

258 We are all Jews on this blessed day.
Posted by: bonhomme


Mazel Tov!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)
No green beer though, right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


#TwoMonths!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (bd376)

259 Congresscritter McCarthy actually came up with a good one. You're probably shocked to hear it, like I was.

He says (via Townhall) that Nanzy P. withheld sending impeachment articles for this long because she wants to take Bernie out of Iowa for as long as possible, as the final days countdown to the Iowa caucuses. According to McCarthy, the DNC is anxioously trying to swing the election to Creepy Uncle Joe, on the grounds that (warts and all) at east he isn't a Marxist.


Excellent claim! It plays right into the lefty victim mentality!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (LISuA)

260 Clarice is played by pine-scented druid James Comey in drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (2s5VM)

261 262 The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (O8SrN)

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They could be good citizens and try to contact the homeowner first. Identifying themselves as lawmen would be a nice step too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)

262 Must be crushed by and under stress from the financial burden of tampons or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Boy/L)

263 I think it shouldn't be.

Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)

The reason traps, and especially thing like spring guns, are so very illegal are they're the number one way to kill and maim relatives, firemen, and police officers who are called to the property for any reason.

If a cop or a firemen gets injured because you left an illegal trap on your property, be prepared to spend the rest of your life in prison.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)

264 265 258 Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

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Only if Buffalo Bill was played by a real tranny, Clarice was turned into a man and made the antagonist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (zZbCU)

It puts the wax on the testicles or it gets the hose.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

265 Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

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Probably.

But Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian and Airplane could not.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

266 >>Not seeing the issue. If it's not your bikes or yard, stay the F out.


I'd give the couple a reward if I were on the jury.
But I'll never be on the jury. Always fail the question, Have you ever been the victim of a crime?

I start with when my bike was stolen when I was eight and need extra paper to complete all the other shit no matter how petty...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (1g7ch)

267
Alternate post title:

And Canadians Are Usually So Nice


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (CMrar)

268 271 Congresscritter McCarthy actually came up with a good one. You're probably shocked to hear it, like I was.

He says (via Townhall) that Nanzy P. withheld sending impeachment articles for this long because she wants to take Bernie out of Iowa for as long as possible, as the final days countdown to the Iowa caucuses. According to McCarthy, the DNC is anxioously trying to swing the election to Creepy Uncle Joe, on the grounds that (warts and all) at east he isn't a Marxist.


Excellent claim! It plays right into the lefty victim mentality!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (LISuA)

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Oh, that's a fun scenario.

Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)

269 Troll certainly doesn't have spelling "Suporemecy."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (H9cB7)

270 Truck Stop Hookers would be a great name for a girl country rock band

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (JFO2v)

271 The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.

I read a case where a guy got robbed weekly and finally had enough, took an old box spring and plugged it into the wall under where they kept breaking in.

Came in the next morning to a crispy critter on the springs.

He got into quite a bit of trouble for that one.

Possibly apocryphal, but I heard it was true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

272 Exclusive: Iranian Arrested Near Mar-a-Lago with Machete Is a Refugee
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)


He probably thought Iran was too secular.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1g7ch)

273 They could be good citizens and try to contact the homeowner first. Identifying themselves as lawmen would be a nice step too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)

Stop resisting! (Bang, one dog down)
Stop resisting! (Bang, second dog)

Oh! Wrong address? Sorry, well, kinda, no, not really.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (O8SrN)

274 Thing is,
I love visiting Canada land. There is a diversity in food choices you don't get anywhere around here in Seattle. The spices you smell and the languages you hear while walking down the street in downtown Vancouver are all different. the faces you see are happy and secure. It really is a pleasant mish mash of humanity, all getting along and living together. That's why this whole tranny thing is such news there. He, Jonathan Yaniv, is seeking to destroy what makes Canada such a great place to visit.

plus the exchange rate is glorious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)

275 Was Hole the front hole or the back hole?
Posted by: eleven

This is Hole we're speaking of. Is there really a difference?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (2GPSc)

276 Can anyone get more Red than Bernie without going full Stalin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (2s5VM)

277 254 Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (bd376)

Attractive nuisance laws generally pertain to leaving hazardous stuff that's interesting to children out and accessible.

The most relevant consideration from what I've heard here is premeditated assault.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (9PapW)

278 268 Can AirPinochet air drop a Bolshevik?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (O8SrN)

+++++

Usually on the weekends. Socialists are so much more fun - the arguments just before their exit can be exhilarating...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (zL/eJ)

279 But Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian and Airplane could not.

After seeing Underwater over the weekend, anything with a coherent plot in Hollywood is at risk.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (Boy/L)

280 That's hot. I would totally smash that

Posted by: Not Cory Booker at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (ZZEwZ)

281 Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.

But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Not talking "trap" as in booby trap. Trap as in, " you fell for it and trespassed".

Even then, cop of fireman has no legit business to enter my property to steal a bile.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (bd376)

282 >>I haven't done this and don't to, but the nuance makes me curious. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (I2dne)


Sometimes people conceal boards with nails in them under leaves, and put something that attracts indignation or avarice within the board-cordon.
This has been known to happen.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (u4/yY)

283 277
Probably.

But Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian and Airplane could not.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

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The Lion King with its original cast could not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)

284

Alternate Post Title:




Wham!, Bam!, Thank You, Ma'am



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (CMrar)

285 Trumps economic policies have resulted in wage growth in all 26 major metro areas for the first time in 26 years, forcing millions to pay more in income taxes and making it more difficult for others to remain on the public assistance they so desperately need.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (dNzKv)

286 Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (G9vDp)


New hash. Same pig.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1CjJc)

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Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

287 The Lion King with its original cast could not.

They could keep Scar and the Hyenas as crackers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

288 Random Hawaiian Judge after annexing Canada

That reminds me... Instapundit posted this link a couple days ago, about rogue #Resistance judges. It's from a blog call Conservative Review.


1) I don't know the blog, and b) I haven't researched this content, so I can't vouch for its accuracy, but if true it would seem to be a yuge, bigly winning campaign issue for the Trumpmeister.

https://tinyurl.com/tneun7g

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (YqED9)

289 It vasn't me! It vas Hans!

Posted by: Stormfront Feldwebel at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (BrfST)

290 299 Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (G9vDp)


New hash. Same pig.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1CjJc)

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Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

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Flipping through VPN channels.

Regular commenters who use VPNs are going to feel some pain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)

291 Wait a minute! If tasers are illegal in Canada, then how did a Canadian get one?

That's unpossible, it's like someone ignored the commands of govt. or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

292 I played high school football. I would taken it out at the knees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (cEsBM)

293 300 The Lion King with its original cast could not.

They could keep Scar and the Hyenas as crackers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

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This is true, but Scar would need to be played by Alec Baldwin doing his Trump impression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)

294 But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)


The main catch is from the street to your front door. Usually an open space so fair game for anybody to walk up or through yard. This is one reason why (when you get out of the HOAs) a lot of property has the front yard fenced in, gate at the driveway, no treasonpassing signs every five feet, etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (1g7ch)

295 Hey, you wouldn't have triggered the claymore if you weren't running through my yard!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (dNzKv)

296
I read an article a while back about some guy in Europe (Belgium?) who hated his family. So he wrote up his will with all the cool stuff in his house allotted to them, rigged the whole place with dozens of booby-traps, and waited. He figured after he died, they'd come along with the executor to pick over his belongings, and go kablooie.

Fly in the ointment was, he forgot about one of them and he went kablooie instead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

297 He wants the spa people to wax his junk. Is he going to make scented candles?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (m45I2)

298 The most relevant consideration from what I've heard here is premeditated assault.
Posted by: Someguy

So, they bragged about it on youtube

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)

299 By the way Yaniv? One of mine? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (cEsBM)

300 Banks break the law every time they get robbed by putting a dye bomb in with the money?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Vy7tf)

301 And we can toss jjR70 onto the pile. Busy with his net connections today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)

302 "Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (jjR70) "

Fuck off back to the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (eAZVt)

303 This JewishBolshevik guy really needs to go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (oBfF8)

304 He's just getting revenge for the eleveneteen billion transsexuals that are killed every day.

Posted by: CrustyB at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ToSAM)

305 311 He wants the spa people to wax his junk. Is he going to make scented candles?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (m45I2)

It'll have a nutty aroma...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

306 Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

Probably a room full of the little fagalas chortling over pwning the comments section.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (O8SrN)

307 I was thinking of the most notorious trap, the spring gun. A double barrel shot gun pointed at the door from the inside, rigged to shoot anyone who opens the door.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

308 312 The most relevant consideration from what I've heard here is premeditated assault.
Posted by: Someguy

So, they bragged about it on youtube

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)

Nobody understands the value of plausible deniability these days.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (9PapW)

309


It's ok, it's not like the Canadian government is singling this person out for protection and destroying other's lives to coddle it.

No, nothing to see there. When is drag queen story time?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (ikxxu)

310
Alternate post title:


The Trailer For Little Women

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (CMrar)

311 Don't sock a troll, folks. You might get caught up in the banning.

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Izzlo)

312 Fly in the ointment was, he forgot about one of them and he went kablooie instead.

The fate of almost all bombers. Poisoners eventually get themselves too if they keep it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

313 Is it impolite to bring hotdogs and coathangers to the piles of MSNBC bodies burning when the Bernie Bros take over?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

314 Alternate title: Human Trash Gotta Stay Trashy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (2s5VM)

315 Get Jwoke, boomer.
Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (jjR70)

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Oh my gawd Tidepod.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

316 317 This JewishBolshevik guy really needs to go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ofF

Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)

317 323 I was thinking of the most notorious trap, the spring gun. A double barrel shot gun pointed at the door from the inside, rigged to shoot anyone who opens the door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

My word as a Briden, I didn't know that was wrong.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Izzlo)

318 Mark Hamill quits FB over ads

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Didn't she win an Olympic medal in the 70's??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020


*
*

Her hairstyle was a big favorite of Buffy Summers'.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)

319 Dearest Morons,
I'm deep in a fight with our uber leftist Mayor and his cabal of spandex butt boy bikers to return our main road to 4 lanes after they road-dieted it and cut EMT access for the hospital.
Would you guys go here : https://tinyurl.com/uhdtue9
and vote to restoring the road? The national bike lobby is running up the numbers on the keep the stupid bike lanes (they could have both but progressives).
dagny

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (nRWPy)

320 314
Banks break the law every time they get robbed by putting a dye bomb in with the money?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Vy7tf)

Now a a die bomb might be illegal.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (ymnmz)

321 This troll is just all over the place, flailing around trying to find an insult for everyone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

322 Do we really have to ban hammer the troll?
Can't we keep him and play with him?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (bd376)

323 But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
+++++++++++++
Here's another one I don't get. Assuming you comply with basic humanity, it's illegal to mine your own property. If I have a high fence around my property and post placards indicating the presence of a mine field, I should be allowed to mine my property. But nope, illegal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)

324
Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper


Just wait till mini-Mike puts his billion into the race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (aKsyK)

325 338 This troll is just all over the place, flailing around trying to find an insult for everyone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

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I hope he doesn't know about my opinion of Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

326 This Lady you're all pretending to hate on is the future you're giving yourselves, you idiots.


Interesting spin on "That's how you got Trump"

You want more Jessicas? Because this is how you get more Jessicas!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv)

327 258
Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)

________


Saw a headline yesterday that CBS has greenlit a sequel TV series called "Clarice" -- which will likely be #WokeAF. I wonder if Brie Larson is available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (ihuvE)

328 Sometimes people conceal boards with nails in them under leaves, and put something that attracts indignation or avarice within the board-cordon.
This has been known to happen.

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Or, to put a trick step on the staircase, that breaks away with a board below the riser with 12d ringshank nails at odd angles. That way, anyone not in the know (crooks, cops, census takers) gets stuck to the house.

This, too, has been known to happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

329 Can someone nuke the shitbag, please?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Boy/L)

330 I should be allowed to mine my property. But nope, illegal.

And moats full of sharks with lasers on them, right out!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

331 I hope he doesn't know about my opinion of Prometheus.

We still talk to you even after that...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (2s5VM)

332 Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
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Via Pinochet Airways?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF8)

333 338 This troll is just all over the place, flailing around trying to find an insult for everyone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

Mammals would work. Steak eaters. Utensil users. Two legged peoples.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (9PapW)

334 I hear many trannies identify as '"they" so they can avoid tickets in the car pool lane. (Got that from the Bee)

Posted by: Greg61 at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (mwa8L)

335 I hope he doesn't know about my opinion of Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

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Dude... your famous for that. Did you knowyou have a whole sub reddit in your honor??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

336 OK, fine.

Prometheus was better than Alien Covenant.

Happy?


Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (C+We0)

337 Via Pinochet Airways?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF

Of course, they're the best!

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (U7k5w)

338 This troll is just all over the place, flailing around trying to find an insult for everyone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++
Yeah. This is a hard place to drive by, though. Most here are pretty conservative but it is a very diverse place in general. Gotta know the road, and they rarely do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (I2dne)

339 Yaniv is just a wannabe plaintiff looking to get rich with a lawsuit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (1ISKN)

340 Mammals would work. Steak eaters. Utensil users. Two legged peoples.

You disgusting people with your eyeballs and oxygen breathing!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

341 You want more Jessicas? Because this is how you get more Jessicas!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv

Not exactly....

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (Vy7tf)

342 Can't we keep him and play with him?

Posted by: rickb223--
Who's got the laser pointer?

Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (45lFm)

343 349 Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
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Via Pinochet Airways?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF

It'll cost a couple bucks more, but the service is worth it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (O8SrN)

344 347 I hope he doesn't know about my opinion of Prometheus.

We still talk to you even after that...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (2s5VM)

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It's really just charity, but I have to take what I can get.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (zZbCU)

345 Would you guys go here : https://tinyurl.com/uhdtue9
and vote to restoring the road?


Done.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (9t0Zz)

346 Can someone nuke the shitbag, please?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Boy/L)

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Hey.... he's allowed his opinion on Prometheus....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

347 So all his dates are face-huggers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (2s5VM)

348 336
Dearest Morons,
I'm deep in a fight with our uber leftist Mayor and
his cabal of spandex butt boy bikers to return our main road to 4 lanes
after they road-dieted it and cut EMT access for the hospital. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (nRWPy)

Wait--there's a bike lane that cuts in front of EMT access? The potential for a deadly collision currently exists? And you want to ameliorate this?

Zod will not sign your silly petition, woman.

Go do-nate your kar. Do it. To-day.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (u4/yY)

349 Hey guys, this JewishBolshevik fellow is making some valid points.

Posted by: OhGawd at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Zkvw/)

350 Somebody said zerohedge three times, didn't they?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (YslsA)

351 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

And getting attention...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (wYseH)

352 >>Can someone nuke the shitbag, please?


As soon as Ace gets out of the Magnesium Bath, I am sure he will Ban the jerk.


Possibly himself, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (GPBvT)

353 Canada is where we sent all the pussies after the revolutionary war. We need to do it again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (bKPAB)

354 The most relevant consideration from what I've heard here is premeditated assault.
Posted by: Someguy

So, they bragged about it on youtube

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)

Nobody understands the value of plausible deniability these days.
Posted by: Someguy


I laid the bike down and went inside to get a drink. Came out as he was trying to steal it. Beat his ass. Buddy said it was funny and I should put it up on YouTube.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (bd376)

355 325 317 This JewishBolshevik guy really needs to go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ofF

Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)

The otters are ready and lonely...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

356 kind of enjoying watching Yaniv lumbering to chase someone for a block or so shouting "get the f away from me!!!"

Posted by: barbarausa at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (W7IZQ)

357 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

358 354 Would you guys go here : https://tinyurl.com/uhdtue9
and vote to restoring the road?

Done.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (9t0Zz

restore. then crusher for bikes

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Vy7tf)

359 Can't we keep him and play with him?

Posted by: rickb223--
Who's got the laser pointer?
Posted by: FrodoB


We need a Joo pointer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (bd376)

360 Jessica is my soulmate.

Posted by: Greta Stupidcunt at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (CLteG)

361 It may be C. Jhosnon xirself, upset we don't even make the fat jokes anymore.

Posted by: Stormfront Feldwebel at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (BrfST)

362 As soon as Ace gets out of the Magnesium Bath, I am sure he will Ban the jerk.

Possibly himself, too.


"In today's top news, Smart Military Blogger and Star Wars fursuit afficiando bans entire blog. Film at 11"
--TV News

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

363 My town carved out an entire lane of a major road to put in a Dragonfly bike path. The road hosts at least 5000 cars per day. I have never seen a single bike use the bike lane. Probably because the road is MLK, and it is not a place anybody would want to take a leisurely bike ride.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (dNzKv)

364 Double tap would solve that problem permanently.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Ayk4B)

365 368 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

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You don't have them go completely out there right away. You start with something that the group would actually probably agree with easily, and then move from there.

This guy started with the rejected portions of The Elder of Zion for being too extreme, and kept going.

That's probably good for a quick jolly, but not much else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (zZbCU)

366 >>Here's another one I don't get. Assuming you comply
with basic humanity, it's illegal to mine your own property. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)

Excuse, but this is the amateur at work.
The professional invests in binoculars and, by the light of the moon, mines his neighbor's yard.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (u4/yY)

367 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
Why, you couldn't be talking about "Zkvw/" could you?

Nah, that'd be too obvious.

(although I concede that it could the same person who, after moving to the next stop on his VPN round-robin, changed his nick to try a different tack. Not that is actually matters much which of those is true)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (I2dne)

368 The otters are ready and lonely...
--
Wouldn't touch this with a 10-foot pole.

Posted by: Otters everywhere at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (45lFm)

369 Thanks Bonhomme

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (nRWPy)

370 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

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Well ...... those assholes shorted the market right after Trumps election..... so..... they're a little short on disposable income right now...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

371 368 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

They probably do it pro bono, you know a clever group of rocket science level halfwits, providing support for each other in their quest for, something or other.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (O8SrN)

372
Oh, that's a fun scenario.

Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)


His heart goes "pitter-patter-pitter-patter-urk-thud" when he gets angry. And when his heart goes "urk-thud" cities burn.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

373 Are gulags as nice as the Barrel?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (dNzKv)

374 294, JamesMadison,

The right of self defense does not generally include defense of property as property is not accorded the same level of protection by society as a human. Property, itself, has no rights. Thus, aside from a few jurisdictions, potentially lethal self-defense by a person for property offenses is considered an unreasonable use of force.

Police, obviously, operate under different rules but Tennessee v. Garner indicates that police are not allowed to use lethal force to detain fleeing felons for property crimes.

Thus, clearly marked tall fences with razor wire, electrically charged wires in a few cases (nuclear power plants,defense installations etc.), might be allowed under the law in specific applications to dissuade individuals from high value targets.

Booby traps are not because a) they are indiscriminate, b) traps have no volition themselves but the person setting them does, c) for it to be self defense, the person laying the traps would have to have something that triggered it only when under direct assault.

The gray area are things like pepper spray bombs, dye marking, etc. by automated devices--what might be problematic is if the perp died as a result. Occasionally burglars have sued and won damages from the people that they have burgled if they are injured as a result of the homeowner's actions or leaving a dangerous condition uncorrected such as a live ground etc.

Kevin, as an adult in the Home Alone movies doing those actions would be going to prison for a pretty long time.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)

375 This guy started with the rejected portions of The Elder of Zion for being too extreme, and kept going.

Yeah, I mean you could start with "sometimes Jews are annoying with how they vote!" instead of "the filthy joo is responsible for my uneven tire wear and the return of the black plague in Montreal!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

376 382
Oh, that's a fun scenario.

Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)


His heart goes "pitter-patter-pitter-patter-urk-thud" when he gets angry. And when his heart goes "urk-thud" cities burn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

============

Not a prediction:

Bernie gets a clear path to the nomination after Super Tuesday. Nothing can stop him.

He has another heart attack and dies (completely naturally).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (zZbCU)

377 Gulags are resort spas in comparison to The Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (2s5VM)

378 Hey Jharles, you're fat.

(Maybe that'll work.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (H9cB7)

379 Feel the burn!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)

380 Nobody understands the value of plausible deniability these days.
Posted by: Someguy

Absolutely. I can't have much sympathy for the people involved because they were such idiots to a) take a video of what they were doing, and b) post it online and brag about it.

I understand having to explain difficult legal concepts to people. I don't understand having to tell people "hey don't video yourself doing illegal shit and then send your video to the cops."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

381 So Jonathan Yaniv, Bruce Jenner, and Bradley Manning walk into a bar...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (IttZ7)

382 He is no BSG

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)

383 383 Are gulags as nice as the Barrel?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (dNzKv)
Ah, a metaphysical question! I'm going to go with slightly more roomy and with better air flow, but otherwise very much alike.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (O8SrN)

384 In the barrel, a vag candle is an upgrade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

385 384 Kevin, as an adult in the Home Alone movies doing those actions would be going to prison for a pretty long time.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)

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This is a nice explanation, thank you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (zZbCU)

386 >>He has another heart attack and dies (completely naturally).


Has EVERYONE forgotten the Heart Attack!?

How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (GPBvT)

387 381 368 If I were to pay for trolling I'd have several hit a site, and support each other. "he's right, you know" "I hadn't thought of that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

They probably do it pro bono, you know a clever group of rocket science level halfwits, providing support for each other in their quest for, something or other.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (O8SrN)

I see leftist halfwits in cheerleader uniforms going "Sis boom bah, rah rah rah, gooooo antisemitic douchebaggery! Yaaaaaaay!" It's a horrific vision.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

388 Is this 2 for 1 anti semite day? Nobody told me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (cEsBM)

389 392 He is no BSG
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)

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Yeah, he makes the Battlestar Galactica look svelt by comparison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (zZbCU)

390 So Jonathan Yaniv, Bruce Jenner, and Bradley Manning walk into a bar...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM

Oooh, which one?

Posted by: Shep MSNBC Holster at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (iBBEC)

391 I understand having to explain difficult legal concepts to people. I don't understand having to tell people "hey don't video yourself doing illegal shit and then send your video to the cops."

Kind of the opposite of "dont talk to the po po" really. FILM IT AND SHOW EVERYONE!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

392 tJ0bL: nice nick, asshole.

Sorry you're so busy on this one, COBs. I'll hit the tip jar in hopes it can turn into a beer for you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (I2dne)

393 It may be C. Jhosnon xirself, upset we don't even make the fat jokes anymore.

-
And there's talk of bikes in this thread.

Posted by: Glenn Miller at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)

394 Jews left skid marks in my underwear!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (dNzKv)

395
One piece of legal reasoning I'd like to see return is that used for cattle rustlers getting the death penalty (you're taking a man's livelihood, so capital punishment). If you steal tools or work trucks you should get the bullet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)

396 >>How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?

That really cheers me up.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

397 Black plague in Montreal? And what's this shit about uneven tire wear!?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

398 Shep Smith is a perfect fit for MSNBC. He can cake on more mascara and really cut loose with the Trump hate and tears

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

399 407 >>How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?

That really cheers me up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

"Me too!"
-Stacy Abrams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (zZbCU)

400 "It matches quite well with Biden CRANIAL ANEURISM!!"

And his bleeding eye.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (eAZVt)

401 Do we really have to ban hammer the troll?
Can't we keep him and play with him?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM


Fine. But you have to feed and walk it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

402 Nice to have the Communists in the Bernie camp outed for posterity.

As it happens, I think we have a lot in common: Liberals against the wall, the media dragged out into the street, billionaires getting stomped.

I mean, yes I'm going to fight the revolution, but it's refreshing to have the enemy out in the open. If they want to play the music, I'll dance along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (l4C/z)

403 Nood princes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (dNzKv)

404 It's bollards, eye bleeds and cardiac incidents all the way down the top of the Dem field. Except maybe Warren.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)

405 Where are these anti Semitic pieces of shit coming from? Did their moms run out of hot pockets and cock to suck?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (iBBEC)

406 >>That really cheers me up.


They have Biden, Bernie and Liz.

Barring an extremely agressive yeast infection, Liz is the only one who might live out a Term!?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (GPBvT)

407
Fine. But you have to feed and walk it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

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AND CHANGE ITS BEDDING!! AND DO NOT THROW THAT SHIT IN THE BARREL!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

408 Lamest red banner headline on MSN: At least one rocket lands near Iraq base hosting US Troops. Details to come.

The jihadi's have been launching rockets almost every other day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (1ISKN)

409
The right of self defense does not generally include defense of property as property is not accorded the same level of protection by society as a human. Property, itself, has no rights. Thus, aside from a few jurisdictions, potentially lethal self-defense by a person for property offenses is considered an unreasonable use of force.

Police, obviously, operate under different rules but Tennessee v. Garner indicates that police are not allowed to use lethal force to detain fleeing felons for property crimes.

Thus, clearly marked tall fences with razor wire, electrically charged wires in a few cases (nuclear power plants,defense installations etc.), might be allowed under the law in specific applications to dissuade individuals from high value targets.

Booby traps are not because a) they are indiscriminate, b) traps have no volition themselves but the person setting them does, c) for it to be self defense, the person laying the traps would have to have something that triggered it only when under direct assault.

The gray area are things like pepper spray bombs, dye marking, etc. by automated devices--what might be problematic is if the perp died as a result. Occasionally burglars have sued and won damages from the people that they have burgled if they are injured as a result of the homeowner's actions or leaving a dangerous condition uncorrected such as a live ground etc.

Kevin, as an adult in the Home Alone movies doing those actions would be going to prison for a pretty long time.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)


That might be true in the state you live in. In OK we're given wide latitude in defending our property.

Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (Fs5vw)

410 Nood sanctions

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

411 Jharles's ginormous keester hasn't touched a bike seat since Dubya was president.

The sad, grotesquely obeseshut-in just sits in the house his mommy left him, in his gated community in Culver City, railing away endlessly on Twitter for an audience of tens.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (H9cB7)

412 406 Has EVERYONE forgotten the Heart Attack!?

How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (GPBvT)

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It matches quite well with Biden CRANIAL ANEURISM!!
Posted by: Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

I saw this show on the nature channel, there's a lizard out there that shoots blood out his eyes, it was bad ass!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

413 As for Tranny Yanniv....LOLGF.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (l4C/z)

414 276
Troll certainly doesn't have spelling "Suporemecy."

had lunch at Salad Soupremacy once, back in the noughties. it was meh.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (sGtp+)

415 >>If you steal tools or work trucks you should get the bullet. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)

If a Western "tourist" steals David Hogg from Bangkok Mike's All-Nite Playtime Dance Disco Boy-Glitter Party Klub, does Bangkok Mike have cause to pull the trigger?
By your logic, he would seem to.

Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (u4/yY)

416 Of the three frontrunners who is the most unpleasant, Burnman, Fauxahauntas or Slowjoe?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2020 02:09 PM (0OmEj)

417 It's raining here.

Dang Jews.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 02:09 PM (FIhRE)

418 Not a prediction:

Bernie gets a clear path to the nomination after Super Tuesday. Nothing can stop him.

He has another heart attack and dies (completely naturally).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (zZbCU)


And then Mini-Mike Bloomberg tries to take the nomination as Hillary! descends with her Army of Flying Blumenthals. Complete Chaos in Milwaukee as Bernie-Bros go Burny-Bro in grief, rage, confusion, and stupidity. Mayor and Governor, after seeing Baltimore, decide to stand down, completing political suicide. A flow of refugees head for Chicago and are resettled on the South Side, providing sport for the locals. Not to be outdone, San Francisco decides to go Thunderdome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

419 http://bit.ly/35SvRIP
*******
Amy Ratto on Twitter: "@LisaMei62 So here's the co-founder of Area 1 Security, who determined the Russia hack. What do you see?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 02:12 PM (BqBId)

420 >>CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?

>That state?

?Seems like juries might have a roll to play here.


Yeah - A Criminal Sanctuary State. California.

Long odds this sees a Jury.

The DA will charge them with 1st Degree Attempted Manslaughter and 1000 other charges and they will settle for Jail Time and Fines / Restitution.


Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (GPBvT)



And remember Swallowswell was an ADA is Alameda County. Training ground for these socialists.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 02:13 PM (377Zs)

421 Jews left skid marks in my underwear!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (dNzKv)


So that was who was doing that.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 02:13 PM (1g7ch)

422 One piece of legal reasoning I'd like to see return is that used for cattle rustlers getting the death penalty (you're taking a man's livelihood, so capital punishment). If you steal tools or work trucks you should get the bullet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)


I see a monologue by one of the founders stating that 'property' crimes was cause for summary execution (even so much as a penny worth) of the perp. Assault was only worthy of proportionate response. The founders like themselves a good macho fistacuff now and then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 02:17 PM (1g7ch)

423 406, Ah, the old rule of the West. There was a reason for the death penalty for a number of crimes in that the principle was innocent people should not die as a result of the criminal's action and this included economic crimes such as stealing a horse. Absent societal charity or the modern concept of insurance, a family could starve if a horse was stolen as they used the horse to plow a field to feed the family or a family's loss of a milk animal meant the death of a small child. Harsh times, harsh punishments will prevail. Right now, areas of Venezuela and Brazil have street justice where more or less property thieves are rendered to the no so tender mercies of their fellow citizens with predictable results.

Things were close enough back then in the settling of the country with little surplus keeping people alive so that the principle was that innocent people should not be punished by the actions of a criminal even by such as theft of common property.

Thus, harsh penalties were allowed because society did not have the surplus to tax for supporting folks in prison generally, deterrence, and to eliminate the genetic pool of people disposed to crime one by one.

Nowadays, we have police and insurance so that society does not have to extract vengeance via self-justice and so the courts and legislatures have made it a crime for vigilante justice absent a threat to someone's life or serious threat to their health.

That would probably soon change in the absence of both police and insurance if times suddenly got really hard. Anarchy is unstable and usually replaced by draconian law and order as people's mercies tend not to be soft-hearted in bad times.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:17 PM (EUDB2)

424 420, Sooner, please do not take this the wrong way but be sure to read up on caselaw that interprets the statutes rather than simply reading the statutes themselves.

In pretty much every state in the Union, the force used to repel a crime must be reasonable and proportional to the assault given. Texas has a well known statute that permits lethal force given to repel property assaults under certain conditions. People have been convicted when a jury finds their application of force is unreasonable and not proportional to the threat.

Here is the thing, generally anything done to anyone else in a violent manner is a crime, however, it is justified under the law in certain conditions. The presumption is that using force against someone is a crime that is rebuttable by evidence that the force was justified that is submitted by the accused by statute and/or caselaw.

This flips the burden of proof on the defendant to prove their actions justified rather than the state having the burden. To get the justification, you have to admit to committing a crime, so to speak, but that under statute or case law that it was justified, reasonable, and proportional to the offense.

I would suggest reading up on self defense laws including cases in your state rather than simply the caselaw. Andrew Branca's Law of Self Defense is a good place to start or Mitch Vilos's book. Also check Mas Ayoob's book on the legal implications of self defense.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:24 PM (EUDB2)

425 GEt back to me when somebody flosses this freak with a Sawzall.

Posted by: Gerard vanderleun at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (n9plY)

426 I find him very very INTENSELY sexually attractive. Don't y'all?

Posted by: Le Stain du Poop at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (JFkWq)

427 Camerman was well within his rights to self defense against attack by tranny lunatics to punch it's f***ing lights out.

Posted by: Major Lee Obvious at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (D+5jX)

428 Why does he keep getting away with verbally and physically abusing the media allegedly? I mean if you hit back will the PC police on the left coast charge his victims?

Posted by: Rose at January 14, 2020 05:41 PM (f/Wek)

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