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Iranian National Carrying a Machete and a Pick-Ax Arrested on Bridge to Mar-a-Lago
Not sure why he was carrying these implements. I guess he was planning on hacking through the Jungles of Palm Beach and then starting a diamond mine.
This article says he was also carrying knives. So his plan was to hack through the jungle, dig a diamond mine, and then try his hand at amateur sushi-making. The Koch Foundation just paid a dozen "conservative" writers (calling these bribes "fellowships" and "residencies") to sign an open letter praising this hard-working immigrant for his industriousness in attempting three different jobs at once.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)
I really wanted tdo talk about the royals, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)
Well. 2ft32vt4tv4t25
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)
Late to the thread!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)
STOP ME
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (iiT9X)
Posted by: citizen at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: cornbred at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (LMo3u)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (iiT9X)
Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)
That sand gets hard when wet.
Also, the gators, he was hunting gators.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (IVBVQ)
why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (nQpdK)
Hang in there.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Q8d2j)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (vxvj6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
Pretty much. Life can be...unpredictable down here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Snow White at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (IVBVQ)
You know, the important stuff?
This is all Trumps fault! Im Peach!!!
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/36
it was his collection of hori horis
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ygLTd)
why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM
Now that right there is a crime.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ilan Nur Al Afro at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (xPl2J)
why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Eff 'em.
Start early.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (axyOa)
Sorry Florida, you're weird.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (J3Rfi)
The machete, pickax and knives screams, "Nutjob with no plan, just a thought to get Trump."
The $22K doesn't really fit though. Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (OiC69)
Stairway to Heaven and Aqualung were big the summer I had my first real job, vacuuming leaves out of the local pool and generally horsing around with the cute young things in bikinis. I'll not have you sully their memory.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (BRpqW)
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)
yer an anti-Semite if you ask about it
Posted by: Soros at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (K4I9O)
1) Trump kills Douchebag.
2) IRAN launches Rocket Barrage.
3) IRAN expects retaliation.
4) IRAN lets commercial plane go up in their airspace with retaliation expected.
5) IRAN shoots plane down.
Sure. Trump's fault that Iran fucked up every step in the process.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (3eV0J)
Act of love.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
_______
Spark of Divinity.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (/fRkX)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Likely right off one of the pallets Obozo sent to the Ayatollahs.
I'd love to see a serial number check, but as I understand it, Obozo made sure that the serial numbers were not recorded.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (CF5ek)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Deplorable and proud of it at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (KXHve)
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Two words:
Sue. Them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (vxvj6)
Aren't the Iranians involved in some pretty big Counterfeit Currency Operation. I thought that was another thing they did in concert with North Korea?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)
We're protected by our inbreeding.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)
*pats seat by me*
Yes! Spill away your thoughts.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (hvf9s)
Now they're even outsourcing Florida Man.
Again I'm counting me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.
Yet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (d7Ww2)
I didn't think you could burn meat this bad.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (/fRkX)
Posted by: batterup at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
If you were that unhappy there, before, during, and after work, you are better off being fired.
Sure you are going to find something that is a better fit for you.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...
Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago
So, you're saying please don't let me be misunderstood?
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Achmed's new plan at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (vxvj6)
Not that you're probably looking for a bright side right now, but at least you're going to be looking for another job in the Trump economy rather than the Obama economy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (CF5ek)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)
I thought you knew about the Democrat party exception rule already.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Maybe it's for the better. You did not seem very happy. Miserable more like.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
No Baby Alligator?
And the Guy is wearing clothes?
Are you sure this is a Genuine Florida Man?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Our first episode finds Qassem deep in the Florida strip clubs-
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: a rutabaga
----
I friggin' LOVE Tull!
I just got the 40th Anniversary box version of "Stormwatch," and we're about to get hit with a snowstorm here in Tacoma.
I'm gonna play it in a loop, until the wife gets cabin fever and chases me through a hedge maze with an ax.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (/fRkX)
I am sure he was just an aspiring rapper, looking to turn his life around, willing to do odd jobs at Mar-A-lago in exchange for room and board, so he brought his tools with him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: henry
We're getting rain, 50 mph winds and possible tornadoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (nQpdK)
I'd always heard the Iranian Intel service was quite good. You'd think they'd be able to come up with a better plan than, "Just walk over there in the most comically obvious way possible."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (CF5ek)
It was a close race between my quitting and them firing me. Worked out with the better alternative.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Tnijr)
I'm not sure they suck, but they sure did steal a lot of music.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IVBVQ)
Fake news
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (/fRkX)
I don't suppose they could just feed him to the alligators to save time.
And then send a videotape of it to Iranian Public Television.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue
They tried that but he raped two of them before they could drag him out.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (/Fmtj)
No idea, really...
Posted by: Your local mosque, now funding Trump Safaris (TM) at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (KXHve)
My plan is to buy real estate.
And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!
And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (vxvj6)
Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself
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NO FIGHT!
I did get some respect for Geddy Lee when I heard him say that Yes's "Close to the Edge" and "Relayer" are two of the greatest albums ever recorded.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
~~~~~
I think it depends. R or D. Remember Aunt Zeituni?
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (lqPQH)
And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!
And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January
In fairness, the way you make money in re is using other people's money.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
++++
Tough break, so sorry. It has to be some kind of relief in a sense, though. No more suspense and misery in anticipation of what they might do to you. I know you have been dreading just going to work of late. Rest up and take care.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (+tWDL)
At least the tension of waiting is done. I've known a couple of partners in law firms. All assholes. Same with accounting and architects. There will be better to come.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (Tt761)
That's more plausible than "Impeachment" or Epstein killing himself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (6eEQ+)
Yeah, I'm going to attend a seminar and buy a book to learn how to get people to give me their money so I can buy houses nobody else wants. It's a no brainer!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (vxvj6)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ShainS
----
Or just enacted common sense.
Let's start there.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (nQpdK)
Where you at?
They canceled the tornado watches shortly after they sent out the texts because, well, guns were made for jumping.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (yQpMk)
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Sardine or tuna?
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (+Djpm)
Hey, when you're playing with $150 billion, you can afford a few loser bets.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (N3dxC)
Never got to see Rush but heard they were never bad.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (CLteG)
-
Rob Reiner?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)
I just found out about the delicious conspiracy theory that she tried to take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.
RIP to the murdered woman.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January
Key is how much you borrow
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
That's really pugent!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm tempted to by one......then I can respond to her and tell her she should douche or something......Give Johnny's response in Airplane! to the woman's dress.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)
I just found out about the delicious conspiracy theory that she tried to take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.
RIP to the murdered woman.
Posted by: LizLem
That would be awesome if she went down for it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (nQpdK)
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
OK, I'll ask, how do they know it smells like HER cooch?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Sorry to hear about this.
I think you will be much better off without them, and they... might be too stupid to realize what they gave up on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.
Posted by: rickb223
=======
This is nuts. Some Chinese spy was caught there a few months ago, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)
----
How does she know what her cunt smells like when it's burning?
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (N3dxC)
Aren't the Iranians involved in some pretty big Counterfeit Currency Operation. I thought that was another thing they did in concert with North Korea?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (IVBVQ)
Well, the big O did give them a 1.7 Billion slush fund, in cash.
Could be the last of it.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)
1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Sadly, Aunt Zeituni died a few years ago, and yes, she was still suckling the U.S. taxpayer's teat. She never did get deported.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (CF5ek)
I think I'll save money and just buy some rotten scrod. Can't be TOO far off the mark from Gwyneth's candle... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
More imprtantly, as this is a retail venture - How do I Know?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (IVBVQ)
And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!
And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (vxvj6)
It worked for Harry Reid.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)
First, all the sources are "people familiar with the matter" or "former and current" LE officials - read that "Clinton allies" that are either on the outs or completely out of the picture - they'd have no way of knowing what is going on. I doubt that anyone in Little Rock or in Huber's sphere spoke to them at all. So, I'm calling bullshit here.
Second, the authors kind of sort of admit that no one has wound up anything. The investigation goes on and no conclusion is imminent.
This is just narrative building by the press and Clinton's allies - toss it in the trash - no one really knows here what's going on, especially the two idiots whose byline is on this retarded piece of unsourced trash.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: HRH Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (CLteG)
Oh Hadrian, sorry. I hope that when you wake up on Monday morning and you don't have to go in to the hellhole you'll feel smile and give a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Folks, just listen to ELP's "Pirates," and the conversation is over.
Seriously.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (MLfDH)
142
We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.
Posted by: rickb223
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This is nuts. Some Chinese spy was caught there a few months ago, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
lulz
And I thought I was senile.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (vxvj6)
Sure you are going to find something that is a better fit for you.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM
^^^ This, Hadrian. Had jobs like that. They're not worth making yourself sick over. You'll find something better. Prayers up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (rBtIz)
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January
Was hoping you were going to say "You can't fire me I quit!", better story.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)
take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A
curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of
her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.
IIRC, wife-of-her-lover was accosted by a stranger while she was out on a jog. Then that hit happened.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (1ISKN)
turn his life around, willing to do odd jobs at Mar-A-lago in exchange
for room and board, so he brought his tools with him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (2B9A/)
________
Was going off to college next week.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (WqPYg)
I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.
1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Sounds fool proof.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (vxvj6)
Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (COzlW)
If so, enjoy Monday!
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (hvf9s)
Think aboot it.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)
He had a nice apartment in the Soviet Union and gave it up for a job in a book depository here.
Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (WjlwT)
Apparently he's been doing it for a decade and is accumulating quite the collection of tenements.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
...
I'd like to return it.
...
Because it doesn't
...
It doesn't smell like her vagina. Not at all.
...
Simple. I want my money back or I want the proof.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (IVBVQ)
rickb223, yup. We get rain, then freezing rain, then a foot of snow.
Must be a big one. Pretty much the forecast coming for Chicago with less snow. They're getting less accurate and more sensational, so we'll see.
Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (q1Pj5)
I KEEEEEL YOU!
ooops
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Damn. You get cranky when the martinis are late.
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (At/8G)
1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Sounds fool proof.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Until they build a better fool.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (nQpdK)
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January
Guessing Gwyneth has to be walking kind of funny.
How many candles can she shove in and out of her vag in a day before it gets sore?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (HALdu)
You get authenticity certificate ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
_______
I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can hardly walk, poor man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (MLfDH)
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
I'd join it.
Posted by: Vance at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (KbgjX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (G546f)
A number of Iranian-Americans seem to be losing their shit since Soleimani was whacked. The magic dirt is not working.
If they admire this mass killer of Americans, Sunnis, and dissident Iranians, they must want to emulate him. They should not be here.
I encourage them to continue speaking up and outing themselves.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (NM5l/)
(BIRM) for driving him to insanity. They keep telling people Trump needs
to be removed and/or killed to "save the nation", and he just
volunteered to be their proxy.
That's more plausible than "Impeachment" or Epstein killing himself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (6eEQ+)
________
James Hodgkinson's family should have done the same.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (q1Pj5)
Must be a big one. Pretty much the forecast coming for Chicago with less snow. They're getting less accurate and more sensational, so we'll see.
Posted by: dartist
I'm on the southern end where it's still 68 degrees.
Tornado sirens just popped off.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
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Remember Michael Jackson showing up to court in his pajamas and carrying an umbrella?
That was classic.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Tnijr)
Plus they launched two. Just to make sure.
Who was on the aircraft.
Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (WjlwT)
Posted by: Jeb bush at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (WdocV)
It's a regular Stanley and Livingstone epic, but right here and right now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
_______
I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)
act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can
hardly walk, poor man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)
Gout?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Tuna boat. Pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (nQpdK)
Don't do it!
It sounds great because the gov't pays in full and on time. However, a large percentage of the people you're renting to will be lazy, angry people who will DESTROY your property over any perceived sleight.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (EZebt)
Related: Blue-city mayors all over are bringing (or bringing back) "rent control" by popular demand.
Just a bought a 2-family and just barely pay your mortgage? Tough shit! Mayor Fuckface J. Pickpocket is going to rent your apartment to deadbeats for $300/month!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (vxvj6)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
It'll smell like just about anything you stuff in there, really.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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So sorry but it seems like it is for the best. Years ago, when I was fired from a miserable job, my Dad said, "Hell, if you haven't been fired at least once, you just aren't trying."
Next job will be better - you'll see. Hang in there.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (Y4EXg)
But , step one - mortgage your house ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (MLfDH)
Nancy Pelosi = smells like death
Ricky Gervais = smells like awesomeness
Hillary Clinton = smells angry and drunk
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)
If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23&Me stuff and try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?
He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst of it.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (vxvj6)
Posted by: publius
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Is he wearing a neck brace? That always worked for me.
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy. at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)
Have it set up on the bar as a conversation piece.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu)
I don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars just laying around.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
I really wanted tdo talk about the royals, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)
*pats seat by me*
Yes! Spill away your thoughts.
Posted by: LizLem
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Well really! I think that girl is simply gorgeous. There's no getting around it. Of course certain parties insist "she's not so hot," but I for one enjoy her fashion immensely. This look in my nic is positively Hepburnesque. Click!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (3EPLG)
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Call it Otter Pop.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
As to this Iranian Dreamer? Things are going to get uglier between now and November, and then (I fear) horrifyingly ugly after that. This will all end very, very poorly and I will go to my (likely terrifying) end blaming the left for every last fucking bit of it.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (DU2N9)
~~~~~
This is happening more than you might think. Some groups are pooling their money and making a real business out of it. They buy up homes in nice neighborhoods and rent them out Sect. 8. Needless to say, residents are not happy and bad things are starting to happen.
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (lqPQH)
Related: Blue-city mayors all over are bringing (or bringing back) "rent control" by popular demand.
Just a bought a 2-family and just barely pay your mortgage? Tough shit! Mayor Fuckface J. Pickpocket is going to rent your apartment to deadbeats for $300/month!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (vxvj6)
Here in California they are going to Help the High cost of Housing by getting rid of Prop 13!
Yes, somehow significantly raising Property Tax will make owning cheaper!
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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...and a distinct hint of stale urine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Meagan sparkle farkle Roy yall at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (WX+x0)
Been there, done that. Lucky bastard at least had a walker. I suffered so mightily that I needed to be wheeled off the court. No one in the history of the NBA had suffered so.
I had a great second half game, though. I attribute it to my godlike healing powers and the referees, but mostly the referees.
Posted by: Dwayne Wade at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mr Poo Poo at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (9t0Zz)
There are things posted here that I wish I could unread.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)
_________
"I've seen things posted here you people wouldn't believe ..."
Oh, wait, yes you would ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January
heh
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (HALdu)
Hey, how about a candle that smells like Apple's vajayjay? Call it Apple's Blossom.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Tuna Melt
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)
I have already reported this to the Times and am Posting here to let you know that the Girl Scout Candles that were ordered on my Credit Card were not selected, ordered and verified by me.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (N3dxC)
________
The Paolo's ears are burning ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
Oddly enough, she really doesn't care what Gweneth's cooter smells like.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Remember Michael Jackson showing up to court in his pajamas and carrying an umbrella?
That was classic.
Posted by: RKae
Didn't some old Mafia guy do that too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Meagan
--
I wondered what that flock of seagulls was doing here.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Trump better have guns watching the Secret Service.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (gyi7u)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (mjSYe)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (HALdu)
Reminds me on Minnie Driver, but without the overstated cheekbones.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55
Don't be silly. She's a Democrap. Nothing is illegal for her!!
Posted by: Grannymimi at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (u5LFV)
Blonde, you'll like this rumor then... supposedly one way they will make money independently is pairing with fashion houses, and Givenchy was name dropped. I don't always love everything she wears, but she would look good channeling Hepburn from Hepburn's signature couturier.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)
I once worked at a firm where in the span of about 18 months they turned over a number of attorneys equal to the entire attorney headcount.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)
You rang?
https://youtu.be/mcMh6GZoFC8
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Pretty sure there was the first time it passed the Commons. I'll believe it when the 31st of January 2020 rolls around and it's actually done.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Eisenhorn
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Chatterbox?
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (N3dxC)
Dude, not cool. Leave the 14 year old kid out of this.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (9t0Zz)
Andrew I could see, and yes possibly. Wills cheating...wait? What? With who?
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)
If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23&Me stuff and try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?
He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst of it.
Posted by: LizLem
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HA, it's not so much the royals he has to fear there -- if anyone is as clever as you probably are, then waiters, chauffeurs, maids, etc should be on the lookout for his DNA. Saliva, mucus, something suitable for decorating a blue dress, you name it. The Great Project will be to get samples from other royals, or that bodyguard who is supposedly his dad, and compare.
You could make a movie out of it.
I think the royal family themselves will strenuously resist any attempt to reveal his "true" parentage. Too disrespectful to Diana, too scandalous, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (xSo9G)
God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble
act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can
hardly walk, poor man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)
Gout?
Dutch Elm.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Hadrian, from what you've shared with us over the last weeks, today's event is good for you in the long run. Hang tough.
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (DU2N9)
No turning back now.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (ykYG2)
How is that a good idea, business-wise? I don't get it. Maybe because IANAL.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (xSo9G)
I want one......
I know what I'll be getting my brother for his birthday in a few months.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)
________
LOL. As God as my witness, I'd forgotten she was an actual Flintstones character instead of just a cereal!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)
It isn't. But some people can't see past their own noses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Hang in the, brother. Given the situation it sounds like the best thing for you but that's cold comfort at the moment.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Friday dismissal is a petty poor management technique. I hope they gave you severance package in exchange for a release. That's pretty standard, and these are lawyers so they should know the drill.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (32YRo)
brb....
Posted by: eleven at January
Yeesh, why?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM
Sanders candle = White Sanders
Smells like old-man farts, oatmeal stains on a tie and hints of a Soviet apartment building hallway circa 1970.
Warren candle = Lizzie's Axe
Smells like Axe cologne + rancid prairie crab left in the sun too long. Only 1/1024th crab, though.
Booker candle = Spartacussin' Like A Sailor
Smells like Don Lemon's taint. (Booker outsourced.)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)
>>Paltrow smells like Christmas Cookie?
It'll smell like just about anything you stuff in there, really.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (IVBVQ)
________
Richard Gere to come out with a Gerbil-smelling candle in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)
I want one......
I know what I'll be getting my brother for his birthday in a few months.
Posted by: Sponge
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For certain of us, it is an evocative aroma.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)
Turning his life around.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered beaver you ever set eyes on! It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January
Sink or swim theory.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Kate, darling, if you need some comforting I will happily assist you!
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: josephistan
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Naming her playmate Bam Bam doesn't sound so innocent any more does it?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Oh yes! Sorry that's what I meant. The Queen will never want that info out, but the press might feel emboldened to anyway.
I am sure the tabloids have done paternity tests already and it's sitting in a locked drawer. But I wonder if suddenly he is no longer on the top tier of the royals, the press will feel free to be looser with what is published than they have been allowed it the past.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)
A gerbil covered in anal-eze and poo......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)
In her early career she probably got passed around more than a joint at a Phish concert. Could be she's trying to get that memory out of her cooter. Who knows.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (DU2N9)
Blonde, you'll like this rumor then... supposedly one way they will make money independently is pairing with fashion houses, and Givenchy was name dropped. I don't always love everything she wears, but she would look good channeling Hepburn from Hepburn's signature couturier.
Posted by: LizLem
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I can definitely see that. What's a bit strange, however, is the whole hat thing. I mean, who on earth wears hats except the royals? They are the only people on earth except Melania that one time she wore a white one when the Frogs came to visit. Amal Clooney doesn't wear hats, Chelsea Clinton doesn't -- can't think of any other royally woke couple that does. Meghan McCain? Trying to think of some other "influencer" who is that dressed up.
So is she going to throw away all her hats? She looks great in them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (3EPLG)
Blonde, someone posited this on the last thread, wouldlove your opinon...
If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the
mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23Me stuff and
try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?
He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He
rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst
of it.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
________
I always thought Harry looked suspiciously a lot like Web Hubbell.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (WqPYg)
Did you ever stop to think maybe its the other way around?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
In certain cases, rental units are cash cows.
But it's not a safe enough investment to warrant borrowing on your house.
Landlording is a tough business, lots of liability, lots of headaches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (vxvj6)
Pre-law and English majors get this stuff without having to sniff it.
And if it smells like cookies, that would be a yeast infection.Remember "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish?"
Perhaps someone will recall the rest of the warning.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (N3dxC)
Sounds like the boss might be drowning people.
Maybe he's only hiring Ivy League grads.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)
Who, in your mind, is cute ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM
Sure thing, Missy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: josephistan
But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)
Kate Upton? It is the boobs and the ready smile, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (2B9A/)
Did you ever stop to think maybe its the other way around?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
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A vagina is selling a Gwyneth Paltrow that smells like a candle?
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (hZVBm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Ndje9)
She's selling her vagina that smells like a candle?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
But I wonder if suddenly he is no longer on the top tier of the royals, the press will feel free to be looser with what is published than they have been allowed it the past.
Posted by: LizLem
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Ahhh yes, I see what you mean. Ooh, fascinating. So the press lets loose? Well, they certainly did on Diana. Why not this couple? I'd bet on an underground global project to get DNA samples.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: josephistan
But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Ok, wait a minute. What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: 70s music critic at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (XVaPh)
Posted by: josephistan
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There was a later cartoon series where she was a teenager.
That's a little better.
...A little.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: NOTN THAT GUY at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (09siJ)
Are you talking about Kate Middleton? If so, are you nuts?
Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: RKae
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There are 3!, or, 6 possibilities, let's explore them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (vxvj6)
however, is the whole hat thing. I mean, who on earth wears hats except
the royals? They are the only people on earth except Melania that one
time she wore a white one when the Frogs came to visit. Amal Clooney
doesn't wear hats, Chelsea Clinton doesn't -- can't think of any other
royally woke couple that does. Meghan McCain? Trying to think of some
other "influencer" who is that dressed up.
So is she going to throw away all her hats? She looks great in them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (3EPLG)
Go to a Black church on Sunday. Hats are everywhere.
Posted by: Vendette at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: josephistan
But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
IN the later cartoons she was a teenager, and built like Mom.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NgKpN)
Sounds like the boss might be drowning people.
There's that too. Where I was, the overwhelming majority of the turnover were people who quit. Only one was actually fired to my recollection.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
If it smells like crap, you're too far back...
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (32YRo)
And Melania looked RAVISHING in it. She wears hats well.
I wish ladies hats were more of a thing,but that has passed, along with gloves in public. Now it is all athleisurewear and revived 80s/90s trends that should have died.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (hvf9s)
Some groups are pooling their money and making a real business out of
it. They buy up homes in nice neighborhoods and rent them out Sect. 8.
Needless to say, residents are not happy and bad things are starting to
happen.
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (lqPQH)
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The big scam here in Northern AZ when we moved here six years ago was Drug Rehab homes being purchased in neighborhoods. Petty crime was up quite a bit, and you'd see all these loser teenagers everywhere with their ear buds in listening to blaring shit music and smoking.
Big white vans would come and go frequently, and they were committing tremendous insurance fraud on all the parents paying the bills (e.g. $7000 charge for letting them pet a horse and calling it "equine therapy").
Anyway, a couple years ago the state cracked down on and started regulating these -- and most have now left, improving the quality of life significantly.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (09siJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)
It's Fryday night and booze is a flowin......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 70s music critic
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But the production was top notch. Brilliant studio skills there.
And the arranging was excellent.
I love "Out of the Blue" from start to finish.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM
Dude, like, totally not cool. Leave 2-year-olds in cartoons, like, out of it, dude.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)
If I recall, the tabloids said it was one of Kate's good friends.
Posted by: Vendette at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (pXNaM)
Well the money would have to come from somewhere. Either the house or other investments would have to be liquidated. At least I can still live in a mortgaged house.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM
~~~~~~
Dont start this again.
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (lqPQH)
Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)
Really? She looks like she smells nice, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (XVaPh)
I'm a bit old school.
I miss the bearded clam.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)
So I can get more hats.
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)
*Checks "not so" off the competition list*
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (COzlW)
ZOIKS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (WX+x0)
They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: NOTN THAT GUY
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Man! In the middle of that jam (on the "Works" album) when the keyboard gets all rattly and feedback-y!
Definition of cool.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (N3dxC)
The DM is putting out a story that Harry may be "near the breaking point", and "not himself", buckling under the strain.
So nervous breakdown.... Throw him in the loony bin and ditch Meggie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (rCwaK)
There was a Neil Peart thread but not an Edd "Kookie" Byrnes thread? What is this world coming to?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (lv1Lz)
Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.
Posted by: bonhomme at January
She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.
Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)
>>> I've read some speculation that this Harry-Meghan
kerfluffle is being blown up as a way to divert attention from Andrew
(and maybe Will's supposed cheating).
Andrew I could see, and yes possibly. Wills cheating...wait? What? With who?
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)
_______
My money's on Camilla.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (9t0Zz)
She is not . . . unattractive. But she's neither cute nor a fox.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)
Really? She looks like she smells nice, though.
I bet she doesn't sweat much, either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (HaL55)
Um, also, I have not read a single comment on whatever this thread is actually about. I just got home, and wanted to tell someone what I thought of Markle's gross bony calves.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (jjaLl)
They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)
Theoden (rick223): IS THIS ALL, SARUMAN? IS THIS ALL THE SORCERY YOU CAN CONJURE?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (lv1Lz)
Obligatory....
https://youtu.be/X_mLgPYsthc
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)
The Daily Mail had pictures of Pippa the other day in a bikini. Kate looks better than Pippa and in the bikini, dat ass didn't look as hot as it did at the wedding, unfortunately.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (yQpMk)
What if that whole section 8 deal is a bust ? I knew of some people who borrowed, built and rented. Sounded like it was near to impossible to get rid of bad tenants. Brothers with pipes or no. They don't pay, and they dont' move out, and they trash your property, and you can't get rid of them easily.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Maybe he's only hiring Ivy League grads.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January
Not suggesting it is a good theory but it is a theory.
Bring em in, work em like slaves. Some thrive everyone else leaves.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu)
A whole lot of nothing. Geez, we're done and out of it. Less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)
She was pretty nice before she was soiled with all those kids.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)
Are you scoggdog?
Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)
________
LOL. As God as my witness, I'd forgotten she was an actual Flintstones character instead of just a cereal!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)
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Wilma was a freak.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
So, Democrats.
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (XVaPh)
To be fair, she'd look ravishing donning a garbage bag.
But, yeah, most of the ladies at the Kentucky derby look nice. Hats will definitely get one noticed and it's readily removable, not like a tramp stamp or purple rainbow hair.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: runner at January
Section 8 is paid by the gov.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)
Houston stations are all "OMG! Death storm!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (AMIL/)
But the 'Ettes want to talk royals some more, hah. At least I do.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)
I had to go to the car dealership I used to work at to get my car repaired last week. In the three years since I left, 4 people that worked there when I was there are still there. Not just sales, but management, finance, service, parts, even the cashiers had almost entirely changed hands.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)
It's just the media reminding you that they RULE. YOUR. LIFE.
Whether you think so or not.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Go to a Black church on Sunday. Hats are everywhere.
Posted by: Vendette
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Aha. Well, I think between them and the royal family, there's nothing else keeping the millinery industry going anymore.
And LizLem, yes, I'd love to see a touch of class back in fashion. Believe it or not, I used to wear hats when I was in college. Big, fun hats, big pretty hats. People loved them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (j3npP)
Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)
Are you scoggdog?
Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (aS1PU)
372 /shit
Dude, she is at best, cute. She has every bit of assistance from wardrobe and make up to get to where she is.
She is meh.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
Yes, probably a mess to administer and maintain.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Melania
Pith Helmet
Leather underwire
Crotchless jodhpurs
Fuck me boots
Riding crop
PROVE ME WRONG!
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (w0Nfq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (9t0Zz)
This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
And now BackardsBoy.
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (vxvj6)
You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!
Posted by: josephistan
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Naming her playmate Bam Bam doesn't sound so innocent any more does it?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)
_______
Heheheh. The times, they are a changin ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (WqPYg)
Go to a Traditional Latin Mass. Hats there too, but mostly chapel veils. Something strangely beautiful about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)
Great hash, BTW. If more DHs were milfs I'd change my opinion on the Designated Hitter rule.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
What are we competing for?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (9t0Zz)
Kate Middleton.
And since you had to ask, I WIN!
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (At/8G)
She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.
Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)
I think she's reasonably pretty but needs to add a couple of burgers a day to her diet - too skinny. And I think she looks older than her age. That would probably improve if she put on some weight.
I wouldn't classify her as hot. But what do I know? I'm just a chick.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (9hauA)
Pippa in a bikini:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7838191
She's lost the badonkadonk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (rCwaK)
--Buck Henry
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (vxvj6)
Uhhh.
Wrong Henry. But close.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
Yes, probably a mess to administer and maintain.
Posted by: runner at January
You just have to know what you are doing before you go in.
There is a reason guys do it. You just have to know if it is for you.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I am actually embarrassed for these weather people. There are like the dems on Impeachment. They are throwing up every excuse they can come up with why nothing happened.
Businesses shut down. Schools let out early. After school events were cancelled.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (nQpdK)
Pith Helmet
So her Egypt trip photos? I loved those outfits, my goodness. Media savaged them for being too white supremacist overlord, but they were grand.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (hvf9s)
Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)
________
As a said recently, I prefer the cute girl-next-door (or for us, All-American girl) look to drop-dead gorgeous.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (w0Nfq)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Pith Helmet
So her Egypt trip photos? I loved those outfits, my goodness. Media savaged them for being too white supremacist overlord, but they were grand.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (hvf9s)
You can never be too white supremacist overlord.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Billy married better than Harry. This is also true.
Had to Bing it, she just turned 38.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (uEbPt)
Well, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am seemed a little too forward at the time.
Posted by: Hanna Barbara at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (6eEQ+)
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January
We may have had that discussion together here.
Super cute > gorgeous.
Gorgeous never wakes up that way.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: YIKES! at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)
My wife worked 22 years at Cleary Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton, started when she was 17 - they treated here pretty good and seemed to care for their legal secretaries. Sure, some partners were knuckle heads, I heard about them all, let me tell you - but many she's still friends with to this day.
It's a mixed bag, but I'd recommend the bigger firms with a real good HR department if you're a paralegal or legal secretary.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)
But the 'Ettes want to talk royals some more, hah. At least I do.
Posted by: LizLem
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I keep saying, it's not just the individual royals; it's the institution. It's so wrapped up with England's identity. I think when the queen dies that nation will feel kind of lost for a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (uEbPt)
Super cute > gorgeous.
Gorgeous never wakes up that way.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)
Or ages that way.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (aS1PU)
And you know what that means.
amirite?
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)
She bangs men half her age?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)
I'm not gonna lie. I never got the Pippa's butt thing. To me, she just looked like a slim lady in that dress. She looked nice but nothing remarkable.
Maybe be someone can help me out.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (Um4+1)
Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ
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Heh, well it is nice to know I'll never have to curtsey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Except she it's working better on Adria and she looks much better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (w0Nfq)
I wouldn't classify her as hot. But what do I know? I'm just a chick.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January
The reason I know she is not hot is because of the shit my sisters splained to me about the bag of tricks girls have. They did this by practicing with the girls I dated.
Thanks.
A very wise ette once said "Make-up is withcraft" or something.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)
Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (3EPLG)
A fair number of ones with fakes fall into this category and I find myself wishing they never bothered.
If that's a mancard violation, you can have it.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton
Banging Kate Middleton like a screen door in a wind storm.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: ap Miklos at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rickb223
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Did they give the storm a name? Probably not, too brief. But, as we all know, naming a storm means that the weather people have a whole new narrative.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Akmed the Landscape Artist at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (uEbPt)
Obligatory.....
https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (w0Nfq)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (d9Cw3)
Gwyneth has a new candle and Grump is going into section 8 housing. Plus, tbodie has a new girlfriend called Kate.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
It started off with "First" and then immediately went off the rails. We're just waiting for willow so the nood arrives. The end.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (6eEQ+)
Heres a couple of bikini shots of Kate I was able to find. These are from a while ago, as William has a lot more hair in one of them.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sxy77r8
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ur3ekgx
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (rCwaK)
Had a women start attending our church once who we discovered after much pain and anguish cleared a couple hundred thousand per year (tax free) suing church, ministers, doctors, and medical facilities. She always came to our Lutheran service a few minutes late. Turned out she was hitting the early service at the Methodists AND getting the Baptists at their evening service -- very industrious, working three "jobs" at once. Finally uncovered when she went berserk and stabbed an 80-year-old Baptist lady in their church lobby because she refused to let her "borrow" her car.
Posted by: Kebas at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (kwsnd)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)
I'm not gonna lie. I never got the Pippa's butt thing. To me, she just looked like a slim lady in that dress. She looked nice but nothing remarkable.
Maybe be someone can help me out.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)
I can't help. For the last few days I've been thinking the couple who abdicated were the ones who are in line for the throne. Harry and Meagan/William and Kate.
Same difference to me.
But I hear the reason the abdicating couple is doing so is because rayciss. For reasons I don't understand, but admittedly I don't have a twitter account, so.....
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
No. No name. No time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (nQpdK)
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ
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But now we are free to rate the hotness of the various princesses & duchesses etc. I say that's what they would have wanted
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Izzlo)
A very wise ette once said "Make-up is withcraft" or something.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)
I have been known to say these exact words.
Watch any YouTube makeup video.
Be very afraid men. Be very afraid.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9hauA)
Kate has really horrible tits.
But a great ass, legs, overall package. Boobies can be fixed.
She could bring her money and carry me away any day...
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (w0Nfq)
https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Always LOL worthy.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9t0Zz)
A fair number of ones with fakes fall into this category and I find myself wishing they never bothered.
If that's a mancard violation, you can have it.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)
I've found that the smaller titties are more sensitive in the nipple area than larger ones.
I could be wrong, but.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM
See any tissues? I remember Mom forgetting her veil a couple of times and pinning on a Kleenex.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January
I know
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sxy77r8
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ur3ekgx
Posted by: publius
She looks cute to me. ::shrug::
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (Qf83p)
--Buck Henry
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
---
"Give me immortality or give me death."
--Firesign Theatre
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9t0Zz)
It will go down in the anals of history.....or something.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Did someone flip the crazy gas switch today?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (2B9A/)
________
What do you mean "today?" *I'm crying here*
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:34 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:34 PM (XVaPh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (vxvj6)
She could bring her money and carry me away any day...
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (w0Nfq)
My package is bigger.
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Democrats everywhere: Dreamer!
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (DU2N9)
Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.
Chicks good. Bang chick good. Royal chicks look good but bang bad. Or good. Flintstones.
Sex. Bikinis. Sex.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (UUBmN)
Melania. She is a classy lady. Graceful, beautiful, Intelligent.
However, she ticks a box for me like Bo Derek, where my brain registers that she is beautiful, but she is not attractive for some reason. If I had to venture a guess, it is the angularity of her features.
Personal taste is personal. Still, a great lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)
Another freaky thing about that marriage, my God, Harry's mother was another neurotic, borderline-personality, anorexic, narcissistic paranoiac who should never have gone royal. He married his mother! Do men do that, even when their mothers were everything their fathers should have avoided?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)
https://tinyurl.com/yxxl53qm
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (uEbPt)
And LizLem, yes, I'd love to see a touch of class back in fashion.
Believe it or not, I used to wear hats when I was in college. Big, fun
hats, big pretty hats. People loved them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (3EPLG)
_______
Make Flapper Hats Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (w0Nfq)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)
Wow. I didn't think anyone would remember that.
I'm flattered.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: runner
You forgot that Hadrian is looking for a new job, Kate Middleton is either hawt, hideous, or a man...and Sponge is looking to hook up with Pebbles.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)
What's the medical studies say on this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (xfb67)
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ
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Heh, well it is nice to know I'll never have to curtsey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (3EPLG)
At least most UK citizens seem to take pride in the Monarchy, even though some of the individual royals are no good weasels. A marker to them of "British Exceptionalism."
Here in the US, does the bulk of the citizenry take pride in anything American? The Progressives actively deride everything about the US. They complain about any statements that mention or imply American Exceptionalism.
We live in totally crazy times.
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (AMIL/)
Chicks good. Bang chick good. Royal chicks look good but bang bad. Or good. Flintstones.
Sex. Bikinis. Sex.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (SENHs)
That's no fair.
You just summarized every thread in the history of this fine, military blog.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
https://youtu.be/u7lkqqCXGeg
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (9t0Zz)
Very meh.
Strip out the princess and everything that gives her and you get meh.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)
I did forget. Thanks !
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)
Sometimes, when they don't know any better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Always LOL worthy.
-
Somebody should've gotten a Nobel Prize for that prank because it's DYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (DU2N9)
I'm flattered.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January
Very succinct, very wise words
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)
I put that ahead of the guy that got through on air during the OJ Simpson car "chase."
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)
They are inversely proportionate to sammiches made.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Obligatory.....
https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
=========
omg the first comment there:
They forgot the navigator's name! Wong Wei
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (3EPLG)
I'm going to put this foot
*points to foot*
on that side of your face.
*points to your cheek*
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Like cooking. And psychological manipulation.
And blackmail.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (SENHs)
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)
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Concur.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)
Ballerinas and gymnasts should be right up your alley then. They make me look positively buxom.
They're very flexible too, so there's that.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)
Jealous hair-pulling harpy bullies - and that's just the boys. That's why they all had no problem pretending to get all hot and bothered for Michael and her toned arms. They know damn well she's ugly, inside and out. No threat to anyone's sense of worth.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (uEbPt)
Very meh.
Strip out the princess and everything that gives her and you get meh.
Posted by: not so
----
Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing her shoes and masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a plastic bag?
...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)
This should be on a billboard somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Part of the fun of talking about the royals is knowing I do so from afar, and never ever have to be ruled by them.
The problem in America is the snakes in the grass that WANT that for us again, under the guise of socialism. Lords and serfs.
I deeply respect and honor those that fight the good fights to keep us free. While also being an anglophile that likes royal gossip. Cause 'Merica.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at January
Sure, you should send this memo to whoever is programming humans.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge
---
That's my way of saying "LAST!!!"
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mexicans in India at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Hg4NE)
Maybe I've just been too grateful to be there to be awares.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (q1Pj5)
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?
3 mil or 4 mil plastic?
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)
'Just'? Where the hell you been the past two threads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
They forgot the navigator's name! Wong Wei
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (3EPLG)
Now THAT would've given it away.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pawn at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (PveK5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (PUmDY)
Hubba hubba.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (HaL55)
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?
________________________
Is the coffin new or "occupied"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)
Do men do that, even when their mothers were everything their fathers should have avoided?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)
Sometimes, when they don't know any better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
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It's so nuts, her issues were so well known publicly, and doubtless he saw a thing or two growing up.
It reminds me of actors who are destroying their lives with drugs, portraying characters who are destroying their lives with drugs.
All this, and I made a similar mistake. I just thought Harry might have seen it coming a little better because of the royal angle. There are clearly people who aren't suited for that life and she's one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)
When the going gets weird, the weird go pro.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
They're very flexible too, so there's that.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)
Yeah but to be clear (as long as I'm sharing), I like women. The little girl look does zilch for me. A waif-like adult female can be nice, but generally only when they have crazy confidence and the juxtaposition just jingles the hell out of everything.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (rUoFb)
'Just'? Where the hell you been the past two threads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
Commenting about Wilma Flintstone's love canal......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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It started off with "First" and then immediately went off the rails. We're just waiting for willow so the nood arrives. The end.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (6eEQ+)
I spend all day not seeing or hearing anything other than MSM garbage, and when I get here I expect a quick and simple summary of what is really happening.
So when a thread turns to silliness like these royal asses, I figure that means nothing's really happening.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?
________________________
Is the coffin new or "occupied"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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I wondered by this thing was so lumpy and uncomfortable!
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:44 PM (N3dxC)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
It reminds me of actors who are destroying their lives with drugs, portraying characters who are destroying their lives with drugs.
All this, and I made a similar mistake. I just thought Harry might have seen it coming a little better because of the royal angle. There are clearly people who aren't suited for that life and she's one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January
you seem to underestimate the the strength of the expertly executed blow.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)
I'm going to put this foot
*points to foot*
on that side of your face.
*points to your cheek*
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9t0Zz)
I have not lost a fight recently....by recent I mean the last 40 years.
I like you. Let me buy you a drink instead.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (1MwUx)
her shoes and masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and
suffocating under a plastic bag?
...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)
It depends on the shoes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (1MwUx)
Making shitty movies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)
Sex. Bikinis. Sex.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist
That's no fair.
You just summarized every thread in the history of this fine, military blog.
Posted by: Sponge
Nah, that was particular to this one. The general summary has "Gilligan's Island" in place of "Flintstones."
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Heh. Now I do not care if I stay awake for the ONT!
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (At/8G)
Sure, you should send this memo to whoever is programming humans.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)
I'd rather start with the 75% or so who appear to dig Socialism.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (rUoFb)
Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (w0Nfq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)
Well, good. It hits theaters January 17th.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)
If: teh wymynz are to be ridiculed for having "small titties"
Why, then, are they also ridiculed for getting "boob jobs"?
What's up with that?
Posted by: JQ at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (8y7w8)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (KP5rU)
Why, then, are they also ridiculed for getting "boob jobs"?
What's up with that?
Posted by: JQ at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (gP/Z3)
Tits in one hand, boobs in the other.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
(OK, it's Moh's, gimme a break, I haven't been drinking enough...)
Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (w0Nfq)
While singing, diamond. When she starts spouting her political opinions, chalk. Unless she's an 'ette, in which case...
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (rUoFb)
you seem to underestimate the the strength of the expertly executed blow.
Posted by: not so
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Ach. I guess so.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (PUmDY)
Since we are being contrary and offering our opinions on subjective
standards for beauty (well, for me objective, but Your opinion is
subjective, hah):
Melania. She is a classy lady. Graceful, beautiful, Intelligent.
However, she ticks a box for me like Bo Derek, where my brain
registers that she is beautiful, but she is not attractive for some
reason. If I had to venture a guess, it is the angularity of her
features.
Personal taste is personal. Still, a great lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)
________
I have to admit I have this same reaction. I think it's a reverse-causality: some women who have plastic surgery tend to end up with those extremely angular (almost cat-like) features like Melania, so when I see her natural facial features my mind screams "fake." Very odd.
But, yeah, a tremendous lady.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe Poker's just not your game, Ike! I know, let's have a spelling contest!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)
*'E Corn
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe Poker's just not your game, Ike! I know, let's have a spelling contest!
Skin it..go ahead, skin that Smoke Wagon and see what happens.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)
At least most UK citizens seem to take pride in the Monarchy, even though some of the individual royals are no good weasels. A marker to them of "British Exceptionalism."
Here in the US, does the bulk of the citizenry take pride in anything American? The Progressives actively deride everything about the US. They complain about any statements that mention or imply American Exceptionalism.
We live in totally crazy times.
Posted by: Gref
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Jeez, we have so much to be proud of, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (3EPLG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Sponge
You're a daisy if you do.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)
Last year's 'Shaft' reboot wasn't #woke. It was so not-#woke the critics tried to tank it.
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ykYG2)
I never grokked just how deeply our media is controlled by Progs until the other week when I had to see yet another magazine with Big Mike on the cover instead of our most gorgeous and accomplished First Lady.
We have a beautiful supermodel who speaks 4 languages in the White House and they're still foisting that shaved Wookie on us? WTFF?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)
And just now passed Lieawatha in the polls.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)
(sidebar: that line is delivered with the perfect look on the face as well. Val Kilmer may be a nutbar, but he disappears in roles.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (PUmDY)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Hollywood at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (XVaPh)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
https://youtu.be/u7lkqqCXGeg
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Mighty powerful gun the cop had there. Pierced his jacket lapel but not his skin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: polite wyatt at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)
If he gives me $200 million. I'll vote for him. I live in Illinois so it really doesn't matter it's going Dem any way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Corne??!!
I don't remember eating CORNE!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Words to live by.....
Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (XVaPh)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: FloridaManPlayList at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (CLteG)
Venus is basically a planetwide chemical factory with a 100ms-1 atmospheric turbine, so refining phosphorous-bearing ores and centrifuging uranium can be done almost for free here.
That reduces the problem to: how the f# can anyone survive on Venus' surface.
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: FloridaManPlayList at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (a1s1
What, no 'Throw Your Cat Away'?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
no gunfight as in that movie
Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Ringo died? McCartney is the only Beatle left?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (lv1Lz)
But, yeah, a tremendous lady.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)
I have the same reaction to Melania. Not that she's not attractive, but that whatever she has had done didn't work the way it was supposed to.
As a point of comparison, the veterinarian I go to had some work done a couple of years ago. For a few months, she looked like Melania. Then things started to "relax", and now her face actually looks much more youthful. However, and this is a pro tip for anyone considering plastic surgery, her hands do not.
Posted by: HTL at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (on1DJ)
Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)
I've been to nearly a dozen Rush concerts but only one Yes concert. Rush's were always sold out. The one time I went to see Yes, not so much!
Rush is a rich band's Yes. :p
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 10, 2020 09:02 PM (RT6Hk)
languages in the White House and they're still foisting that shaved
Wookie on us? WTFF?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)
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Yep. I have been totally disillusioned about virtually every institution in America. Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore. My poor wife has to endure me wandering around the house occasionally like Hamlet muttering "Dude, who stole my country?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
look on the face as well. Val Kilmer may be a nutbar, but he disappears
in roles.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (2B9A/)
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Should have won an Oscar for his portrayal of Doc Holliday.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)
Not that I give a fuck about awards, but if they're being handed out, I agree.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
today i solved two problems with my floating Venus colonies: energy and
food. Namely - uranium and phosporous. I'll have to lift ores up from
the surface, but that much can be done with low-pressure heated
balloons.
Venus is basically a planetwide chemical factory with a 100ms-1
atmospheric turbine, so refining phosphorous-bearing ores and
centrifuging uranium can be done almost for free here.
That reduces the problem to: how the f# can anyone survive on Venus' surface.
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ykYG2)
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I don't remember this quote from Tombstone. Now Imma gonna have to rewatch it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)
I believe he's got cancer and isn't doing all that well.
I think he does make an appearance in the new Top Gun movie, tho.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (5u3aN)
actually Johnny Ringo's death was ruled a suicide
well, shyeah.
He went up against Doc Holliday. What else do you call it?
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:08 PM (PUmDY)
@ 594
Drank himself to death in Paris?
Ended up with Elisabeth Shue at her hottest?
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (5u3aN)
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Wait, Val Kilmer is mort? Or is this a reference to Nick Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:08 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (XVaPh)
well, shyeah.
He went up against Doc Holliday. What else do you call it?
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (SENHs)
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Jack Holloway in "Little Fuzzy". "The last time somebody pulled a gun on you, they called it suicide."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (mWzQJ)
A whole lot of nothing. Geez, we're done and out of it. Less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM
...
Waiting for it still in Austin. Couple lightning flashes.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM
Told ya.
Weather is media. Media is reminding you they run your life. Trump or no Trump.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM
Getting 12" of snow and 30 mph winds tonight. Maybe a total of 20" by the end of the weekend.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
you better bury Ned right . . .
Posted by: Bill Munny at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)
He was Kookie. Cookie was a clown on the Bozo show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
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Glad you're in Florida.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (lv1Lz)
Again, obligatory.....
https://youtu.be/X_mLgPYsthc
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (JUabA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)
The Saint
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)
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Ah, excellent! I've seen both those movies, but it's been awhile. Getting old sucks ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
Now go take a shower! Nuthin' better than a freshly showered man!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM
Isn't this the time where nurse pounces or is that not a thing anymore?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Wait, Val Kilmer is mort? Or is this a reference to Nick Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas?"
Posted by: ShainS -
Not according to wiki. I had no idea he played John Holmes in a movie.
Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
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Spartan. Awesome, unsettling film.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM
Isn't this the time where nurse pounces or is that not a thing anymore?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Between the squirrels and the numbers stations insom is on the back burner
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: sound awake at January 10, 2020 09:16 PM (2enn8)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Izzlo)
Happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (HALdu)
"Getting old sucks ..."
You think it's bad now? Wait till you get to be half my age.
At least when that third Farmer tom comes in I'll be able to load in all the drums in a 5 piece kit in one trip. One hand even. Stick and cymbal bag in another.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (5u3aN)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
It usually agrees with everyone. It's the sustaining that feeling that's the REALLY hard part.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
The Saint. Blew goats.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January
So does prince harry's wife.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
Top Secret was his best.
I mean, it brought us Skeet Surfin USA!!!
https://youtu.be/af9N7UhTMA8
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Trying to work loose a bad tooth. No ER dentists here except 8-4 Mon-Thurs. Can't miss work.
How you be?
Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Glad to hear. True for everyone. Endorphins. Starting a regular routine is the hardest, but once you do....
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)
The Saint was Roger Moore.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1)
No doubt. I've been keeping it up, to varying degrees, for a good seven months. You have to make it a habit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac
No!
Get back in the hole!
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Eh. It wasn't all that wonderful, but I could sit thru it. It wasn't as bad as, say, "Mortdecai", which was all kinds of awful.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
No!
Get back in the hole!
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (Qf83p)
Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)
I made it 6 1/2 months last year.
Starting again now.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (1MwUx)
I'm working on that part of it. Maybe by using Jonah Goldberg's fat butt as an airlock
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ykYG2)
Are there any Eastwood movies in which he isn't used as a punching bag or shot multiple times?
Maybe one or two of the Dirty Harry movies (not Dirty Harry) and Pale Rider? Heartbreak Ridge, too, I guess.
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (5u3aN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (1MwUx)
Bring back bad memories?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)
I made it 6 1/2 months last year.
Starting again now.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)
No time like the present. My advice is dont bite off more than you can chew at the outset. That's asking for injury, burnout, or both. I've done that to myself on a number of occasions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu)
The movie was shit. It was right down there with that Avengers movie with Uma Thurman. If you want to see the Saint watch the Roger Moore series.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ykYG2)
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Now you've made me think of the RAH short story, "Gentlemen, Be Seated!".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (5u3aN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)
"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
One of my young, female co-workers mentioned that a girl friend of hers took her for steaks at a strip club. She said the food was good but there was this naked woman dancing in her face.
I hate working at a real job instead of at a shop.
My first reaction was to tell her good thing she didn't order the Captain's plate.
The internal dialogue cascaded into disaster from there.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah....I've learned a few times that I'm not 25 anymore.....Why I started yesterday with some very light stuff. Will ease my way into it again.
If N TX weather stays decent, the bicycle will come back out of moth balls.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)
Wasn't he the first ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Batman Forever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)
That blew dead, rotting, maggot-infested goat carcasses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
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This conversation is taking a disturbing turn...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (mWzQJ)
And the reason I very recently decided to to only to mini mo-mees rears it's ugly head... again.
Later.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (5u3aN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (mWzQJ)
Shit. Mosey back into the 2 and 3 hundreds.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1)
If N TX weather stays decent, the bicycle will come back out of moth balls.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Right on. I'm glad to offer my occasional encouragement, if you like.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
Mutual, sir.
I just have to stop getting bored with it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
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I think so. And Uma Thurman.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:26
There have been times I have been Invited over for dessert. Don't need your stinking cousins.
But thanks anyways.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
I'm gettin a hard on......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Then Arnold and Uma must be in the Bat-nipples one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (mWzQJ)
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.
Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.
So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Aw, damn. Never fun. Sounds like it was a horrible place, though.
Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
It isn't gay if it's volleyball day...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, you may be having an positive impact on me! I have been trying to get back into a coherent structured exercise routine for far too long. Maybe I'll use you as my exemplar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
Mutual, sir.
I just have to stop getting bored with it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Appreciated. It's easy to get in a rut, especially with cardio.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)
WellThanks for listening, God bless
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (fjtKW)
Insom, you may be having an positive impact on me! I have been trying to get back into a coherent structured exercise routine for far too long. Maybe I'll use you as my exemplar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)
Whatever it takes.
Neglect your body and it will neglect you.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)
We Haven't been serious about resident alien populations since FDR interned the Japanese!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (+00Vt)
some funny Harry memes from the RAF
https://harrymarkle.wordpress.com/2020/01/10/
the-sussex-crisis-reactions-and-responses/
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)
You must be pretty damn desperate...
I'm no fitness guru but I'm happy to provide whatever tips and encouragement I can!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)
Cycling.....elliptical....bowflex.....push ups....sit ups....treadmills....running.....
I try to vary it up, yet still find myself bored.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Huntsville, AL is hiring like it's WWI draft days. Check out any of the big defense contractors hiring sites. In most cases relocation is paid for .
Lockheed Martin has to fill 3000 positions before 2021. Just. For. Hypersonic. Defense.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (VcFUs)
water shutoff at the house again ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)
WellThanks for listening, God bless
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (fjtKW)
Well, I certainly hope it's not a scene from Top Gear.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Are you in a car or just enjoying the soft cloth wash?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Neptunus Lex, the great warrior poet of Naval Aviation, was XO of TOPGUN.
One Word. All Caps. No.
He hated Top Gun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)
This will turn out to be a blessing in disguise for you.
No one should be treated as you were.
A better door will open.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
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Are you in a car or just enjoying the soft cloth wash?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is it a bikini car wash?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (1MwUx)
You're tellin me.....
Posted by: Saggy Tits McGee at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
Jim Carrey has been reduced to making paintings that could pass for something a 2nd grader might do. A 2nd grader who wasn't even trying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (lv1Lz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (n12hH)
I try to vary it up, yet still find myself bored.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I understand that. It can help to find an exercise buddy or join a running group so you can motivate each other and hold conversation to pass the time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Seriously, look into BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, not some perverse act as many in the horde were surely presuming). If you're in a good place people will go as heavy or as light as you want to go. And its always a challenge/always changing. A lot of it is really mental sharpness (combined with a lot of heavy bodies trying to squeeze the life out of you, but generally in a controlled, nice way).
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)
This will turn out to be a blessing in disguise for you.
No one should be treated as you were.
A better door will open.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Everything happens for a reason.
You'll be better off.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (lv1Lz)
I find myself strangely disappointed he hasn't shot himself yet......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Sorry to hear you were a victim of bad personal management. It happens. Don't beat yourself up.
I have a possible research / patent gig if you email me. Not a lot of money, but some. Include your glowing bio from your past work, and I will put you in touch with an owner looking at some water purification patents to file.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: the Second Law of Thermodynamics at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ykYG2)
Seriously, look into BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, not some perverse act as many in the horde were surely presuming). If you're in a good place people will go as heavy or as light as you want to go. And its always a challenge/always changing. A lot of it is really mental sharpness (combined with a lot of heavy bodies trying to squeeze the life out of you, but generally in a controlled, nice way).
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)
Rollin' around with all them thweaty menthz!
Posted by: Antoine Meriweather and Blane Edwards at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)
That's just my pre-workout warmup.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Strange, but I've always been more of a loner, really. I like team, but usually gravitate toward my own thing. Maybe that should change, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Then I guess you won't be liking Saturdays.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Free climb El Capitan in a squall for your next trick. Trump needs a new SCOTUS selection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
Right after this doughnut.
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (XVaPh)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Combat dentistry isn't for pussies.
Posted by: Antoine Meriweather and Blane Edwards at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I was thinking basketball or something.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)
My joints hate you right now.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (+00Vt)
Busy navy week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (n12hH)
---
Many news outlets in the Hampton Roads / Tidewater area, which includes Norfolk Naval Base, are reporting on a brawl that broke out at the Christmas party for the USS Eisenhower held at a local hotel.
The hotel was trashed in the process.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=94193
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)
It's been a LONG time since I played. It might cause issues.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Shelgel at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (zs/zG)
Had to climb six flights of stairs at a parking garage and man what a difference from before.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1)
I have 0 degrees of flexion in my right hip due to OA. So no oma plata on one side, so I suck in the mount position (yes it sounds bad but not what you think). But unless your elbows and your knees and both hips and your back is shot, there are things you can get good at.
And BTW my back used to have periodic horrible episodes; though knock wood and praise all that is Holy I haven't had a flareup in years.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (EgshT)
That sounds like a lot to handle. At least you haven
t lost your power.
One under a blanket freezes. Two under a blanket thrives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah. Good start. Good fun.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)
And BTW my back used to have periodic horrible episodes; though knock wood and praise all that is Holy I haven't had a flareup in years.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (SqopC)
We actually used to have a UFC gym nearby, but it closed down mid last year.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
They're still spooked from the tornadoes last fall...
Further south, we're getting a lot of rain and high winds, but no sirens.
Posted by: sal at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (1MwUx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)
No. LT Fitreps do. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (n12hH)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (9dzlp)
I would bet there's a BJJ place near you. Google anything Gracie near you. There are many, many other schools /systems as well. I still do other things when I can't get there but it's a great way to challenge yourself at a certain point in your life. I felt like crap/tired tonight and managed to get to class. I have never regretted going to class that I wasn't sure I was going to.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
That is nucking futs.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (8IS1R)
I'm quite comfy under my blankey by myself.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)
ONT NOOD
Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (9dzlp)
I think the frumunda cheese market is already cornered.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (1MwUx)
And generally I would stay away from the UFC type places. A lot of kids who want to experiment with a flying crab takedown and generally out of control A holes. Learn at a dedicated BJJ place and if you want to cross train then maybe go somewhere else from there with some friends.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)
Not sure of the context, but this might be the best opening line of a story I've read in a long time. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Nevergiveup
LOL. Good times.
Don't you get them to write the first draft, and you rank them and sprinkle the magic words into the final?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah but they write terrible Fitreps.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:57 PM (n12hH)
Never thought about it, but you are right. Bio-warfare dog looking for people --> horror story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Well, the Medical Corps starts out as LTs, so they are newbies. Good luck. I know what a pain it is to get as right as you can.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:58 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 10:18 PM (65i3Q)
just up the street from my abode...moved into the neighborhood just in time to watch it's death and the artists included.......Johnny Cash, Hoyt Axton, Willie (much younger), Buck Owens...What the? Flying Burrito Brothers,The Long Ryder's, Tex & The Horseheads,this was an Effin Cowboy bar and night club in NOHO...the 70's brought an attempt to include some Rock&Roll so (I sh*t you not my M&M brethren)
George Harrison,John Fogerty, Bob Dylan,Taj Mahal The Pretenders, The Outlaws, New Riders of the Purple Sage and the list just goes on up to and including a very early Green Day.
Now it's one of the multiple Russian/Armenian "Banquet Halls"....(always sporting the the high end euro cars on the weekends) with the chain smoking Russian ex-mil types out front ....
me hood...
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