Iranian National Carrying a Machete and a Pick-Ax Arrested on Bridge to Mar-a-Lago

Not sure why he was carrying these implements. I guess he was planning on hacking through the Jungles of Palm Beach and then starting a diamond mine.

This article says he was also carrying knives. So his plan was to hack through the jungle, dig a diamond mine, and then try his hand at amateur sushi-making.

The Koch Foundation just paid a dozen "conservative" writers (calling these bribes "fellowships" and "residencies") to sign an open letter praising this hard-working immigrant for his industriousness in attempting three different jobs at once.

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1 54uy365y3g64

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)

2
I really wanted tdo talk about the royals, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)

3
Well. 2ft32vt4tv4t25

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)

4
Late to the thread!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)

5
okay then
2ctf34gy46u5hhu57

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)

6
STOP ME

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (3EPLG)

7 I'm thinking he had the knives so he could carve a mosque out of a palm tree.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (iiT9X)

8 Divine protection for the President and his family.

Posted by: citizen at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (WX+x0)

9 Trying to get that $80 million bounty on Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (nQpdK)

10 Blonde Morticia
I got your message. The Royals will be in touch.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

11 Th

Posted by: cornbred at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (LMo3u)

12 Holy Toledo.

I'm in the Top-10.

See me there at #7?

Whee-haw.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (iiT9X)

13 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

14 We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (nQpdK)

15 Just an innocent gardener on his way to work.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (zlgJP)

16 No motive or intent will be found or discernible.


#BringHomeOurIranianTerroristBrethren

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (WqPYg)

17 One should never be without fine cutlery.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)

18 Doesn't everybody carry knives, a machete and a pick ax in Florida?
That sand gets hard when wet.
Also, the gators, he was hunting gators.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (Tt761)

19 How do you conceal a pick axe in your speedo?

Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

20 >>54uy365y3g64


You sank my Battleship, my Destroyer, my Sub...my entire Fleet!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (IVBVQ)

21 i'm going to be 15 minutes late for my martini, dammit.

why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)

22 It's that famous Islamophobic backlash we keep hearing about.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (BRpqW)

23 Florida.Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

24 We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (nQpdK)


Hang in there.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa)

25 This will be Headline News all-day tomorrow and next week!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (WqPYg)

26 Top 20

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Qf83p)

27 We may never know his motive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (rBtIz)

28 Led Zeppelin sucks

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Tnijr)

29 Hang tight Rickb223. It's gonna be a sporty!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Q8d2j)

30
Alternate post title:

Avid CNN Viewer Visits Florida

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (vxvj6)

31 Act of love.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

32 Doesn't everybody carry knives, a machete and a pick ax in Florida?

Pretty much. Life can be...unpredictable down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)

33 oh, wrong thread? my bad

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

34 That's just Jihadi Dwarf.

Posted by: Snow White at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (IVBVQ)

35 But, but, but what about Harry and Megan?
You know, the important stuff?
This is all Trumps fault! Im Peach!!!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (Tt761)

36 15 Just an innocent gardener on his way to work.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/36


it was his collection of hori horis

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (d7Ww2)

37 Donald Trump's fault for not absorbing the attacks.

Remember that gem from the JEF?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ygLTd)

38 i'm going to be 15 minutes late for my martini, dammit.

why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM

Now that right there is a crime.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (rBtIz)

39 Or as they say in Islam " a Friday night"

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

40 Clearly an impeachable offense by Trump.

Posted by: Ilan Nur Al Afro at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (BRpqW)

41 Was it The Iron Sheik?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

42 i'm going to be 15 minutes late for my martini, dammit.

why can't people be on time. selfish bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)


Eff 'em.
Start early.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (axyOa)

43 If I was in Florida and I saw a guy carrying a pick axe, a machete and a bunch of knives I would just assume it was Tuesday.

Sorry Florida, you're weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

44 Obviously Trump's Fault.

DNC says.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

45 There was an alert yesterday (!) about a suicide bomber trying to penetrate our border. Made her ( they said it was a female bomber) way from Columbia. Cartels helping or something. Cartels were tight with Salami. And all kinds of Iranian terrorists.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

46 TRUMP WAS EATING ICE CREAM WHEN THIS HAPPENED!!!11!!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (CLteG)

47 Now they're even outsourcing Florida Man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (j3npP)

48 Don't backlash you guys! Don't do it!

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (MVjcR)

49 Eff 'em.
Start early.
Posted by: Diogenes

negative ghost rider.

gotta keep my job.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (d7Ww2)

50 Machete? He must have recently come from England.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (OiC69)

51 Maybe selling knives door-to-door?

What next? Are we going to arrest the Fuller Brush Man?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (N3dxC)

52 When they finally do get to admitting its Islam it will be President Trump drove them to this.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (ZCEU2)

53 There's a direct flight from Tehran to Caracas

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (B7KlG)

54 rickb223, yup. We get rain, then freezing rain, then a foot of snow.

Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (J3Rfi)

55 According to the link the mope also had $22,000 in cash on him.

The machete, pickax and knives screams, "Nutjob with no plan, just a thought to get Trump."

The $22K doesn't really fit though. Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

56 He was a revered Warrior-Gardener...

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (OiC69)

57 28 Led Zeppelin sucks Posted by: a rutabaga

Stairway to Heaven and Aqualung were big the summer I had my first real job, vacuuming leaves out of the local pool and generally horsing around with the cute young things in bikinis. I'll not have you sully their memory.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

58 Rep Omar was quoted in that link. Why is she still not in jail for her crimes? Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)

59 I don't suppose they could just feed him to the alligators to save time. And then send a videotape of it to Iranian Public Television.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (BRpqW)

60
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)

61 The $22K doesn't really fit though. Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

yer an anti-Semite if you ask about it

Posted by: Soros at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (K4I9O)

62 The idiots blaming Trump for the downed airliner...

1) Trump kills Douchebag.

2) IRAN launches Rocket Barrage.

3) IRAN expects retaliation.

4) IRAN lets commercial plane go up in their airspace with retaliation expected.

5) IRAN shoots plane down.

Sure. Trump's fault that Iran fucked up every step in the process.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

63 If it was an ice-ax, then maybe he wanted to make sure that Zombie Trotsky stayed dead.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (3eV0J)

64 31
Act of love.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

_______


Spark of Divinity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (WqPYg)

65 Ha! Jethro Dull!

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

66 Do people in the south - souther states, get cold and flue.... Or is only Zika ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

67 This is new for Florida man how? Was he dressed as an emu?

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (/fRkX)

68 southern !

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

69 > Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?

Likely right off one of the pallets Obozo sent to the Ayatollahs.

I'd love to see a serial number check, but as I understand it, Obozo made sure that the serial numbers were not recorded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (CF5ek)

70 Best wishes, Hadrian. At least the stomach-churning dread can now stop.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Deplorable and proud of it at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (KXHve)

71

Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh




Two words:


Sue. Them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (vxvj6)

72 >>The $22K doesn't really fit though.


Aren't the Iranians involved in some pretty big Counterfeit Currency Operation. I thought that was another thing they did in concert with North Korea?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (IVBVQ)

73 Everything other than the Immigrant Song was a footnote in the world of lz.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

74 Blessing of Liberty

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

75 We largely can thank Barak and Bush for this.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

76 Do people in the south - souther states, get cold and flue.... Or is only Zika ?



We're protected by our inbreeding.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

77 I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...

Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (COzlW)

78 >>> I really wanted tdo talk about the royals, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)

*pats seat by me*

Yes! Spill away your thoughts.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:40 PM (hvf9s)

79
Now they're even outsourcing Florida Man.


Again I'm counting me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.

Yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (HaL55)

80 Sorry, Hadrian.

It wasn't the right place for you. The right thing will come along.

smooches

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (d7Ww2)

81 These sliders are reminding me why I hate Chili's.......

I didn't think you could burn meat this bad.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Blonde, me too.

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (/fRkX)

83 MSM:

"Gardner-Artist assaulted by Trump"

Posted by: batterup at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (K4I9O)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh




If you were that unhappy there, before, during, and after work, you are better off being fired.

Sure you are going to find something that is a better fit for you.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (HALdu)

86 Forgot where I was for a minute.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

87 77
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...





Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago


So, you're saying please don't let me be misunderstood?

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

88 The I- rans shot the plane down on purpose, no accident.

Posted by: Achmed's new plan at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (WX+x0)

89
Jobs are for losers.

Cuck wages are for cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (vxvj6)

90 Sorry to hear about the job, Hadrian.

Not that you're probably looking for a bright side right now, but at least you're going to be looking for another job in the Trump economy rather than the Obama economy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (CF5ek)

91 58 Rep Omar was quoted in that link. Why is she still not in jail for her crimes? Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55)


I thought you knew about the Democrat party exception rule already.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

92 I'm sorry Hadrian! What Nurse said. I add smooches too.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (hvf9s)

93 Hadrian if it was killing you it can't be bad to get out of it.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

94 Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Maybe it's for the better. You did not seem very happy. Miserable more like.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

95 No Crystal Meth?

No Baby Alligator?

And the Guy is wearing clothes?


Are you sure this is a Genuine Florida Man?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IVBVQ)

96 SILENCE!

I KEEEEEL YOU!

ooops

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (d7Ww2)

97 Welcome to the first episode of "Qassem, Bounty Hunter".

Our first episode finds Qassem deep in the Florida strip clubs-

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IOquy)

98 Rush was the poor man's Yes.

Fight me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

99 Ha! Jethro Dull!
Posted by: a rutabaga

----

I friggin' LOVE Tull!

I just got the 40th Anniversary box version of "Stormwatch," and we're about to get hit with a snowstorm here in Tacoma.

I'm gonna play it in a loop, until the wife gets cabin fever and chases me through a hedge maze with an ax.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (N3dxC)

100 I'm enjoying the Geico Woodchuck commericals

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (/fRkX)

101 That last thread went weird there at the end.

I am sure he was just an aspiring rapper, looking to turn his life around, willing to do odd jobs at Mar-A-lago in exchange for room and board, so he brought his tools with him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (2B9A/)

102 rickb223, yup. We get rain, then freezing rain, then a foot of snow.
Posted by: henry


We're getting rain, 50 mph winds and possible tornadoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (nQpdK)

103 Likely right off one of the pallets Obozo sent to the Ayatollahs.

I'd always heard the Iranian Intel service was quite good. You'd think they'd be able to come up with a better plan than, "Just walk over there in the most comically obvious way possible."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)

104 > Rush was the poor man's Yes.

Yes was the poor man's Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (CF5ek)

105
It was a close race between my quitting and them firing me. Worked out with the better alternative.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (7rVsF)

106 Led Zeppelin sucks
Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (Tnijr)


I'm not sure they suck, but they sure did steal a lot of music.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

107 This Florida Man shit is getting out of hand

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (Izzlo)

108 Are you sure this is a Genuine Florida Man?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (IVBVQ)


Fake news

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (/fRkX)

109 59
I don't suppose they could just feed him to the alligators to save time.
And then send a videotape of it to Iranian Public Television.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue

They tried that but he raped two of them before they could drag him out.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (/Fmtj)

110 The $22K doesn't really fit though. Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?


No idea, really...

Posted by: Your local mosque, now funding Trump Safaris (TM) at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (KXHve)

111
My plan is to buy real estate.

And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!

And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (vxvj6)

112 Rush was the poor man's Yes.

Fight me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself

---

NO FIGHT!

I did get some respect for Geddy Lee when I heard him say that Yes's "Close to the Edge" and "Relayer" are two of the greatest albums ever recorded.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (N3dxC)

113 Isn't it time we enacted common-sense assault machete control?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

114 Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:

"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

115 >>> Rep Omar was quoted in that link. Why is she still not in jail for her crimes? Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?
~~~~~

I think it depends. R or D. Remember Aunt Zeituni?

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (lqPQH)

116 My plan is to buy real estate.

And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!

And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January




In fairness, the way you make money in re is using other people's money.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)

117 So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)

++++
Tough break, so sorry. It has to be some kind of relief in a sense, though. No more suspense and misery in anticipation of what they might do to you. I know you have been dreading just going to work of late. Rest up and take care.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (+tWDL)

118 Hadrian
At least the tension of waiting is done. I've known a couple of partners in law firms. All assholes. Same with accounting and architects. There will be better to come.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (Tt761)

119 This proto-jihadi should sue the big players of Hollywood and the MFM (BIRM) for driving him to insanity. They keep telling people Trump needs to be removed and/or killed to "save the nation", and he just volunteered to be their proxy.

That's more plausible than "Impeachment" or Epstein killing himself.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (6eEQ+)

120

Yeah, I'm going to attend a seminar and buy a book to learn how to get people to give me their money so I can buy houses nobody else wants. It's a no brainer!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (vxvj6)

121 ELO>ELP

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Tnijr)

122 Isn't it time we enacted common-sense assault machete control?
Posted by: ShainS

----

Or just enacted common sense.

Let's start there.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (N3dxC)

123 We're getting rain, 50 mph winds and possible tornadoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (nQpdK)


Where you at?

They canceled the tornado watches shortly after they sent out the texts because, well, guns were made for jumping.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

124 "Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"



Hand-dipped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

125 114
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:



"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"


Sardine or tuna?

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

126 Sorry Hadrian. I'll join the other ettes and send smooches your way. Something worthy of you will turn up.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (+Djpm)

127 I'd always heard the Iranian Intel service was quite good. You'd think they'd be able to come up with a better plan

Hey, when you're playing with $150 billion, you can afford a few loser bets.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (Y9zp1)

128 ELO>ELP
Posted by: a rutabaga

----

Only alphabetically.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (N3dxC)

129 Yes was mediocre at best. I saw them in Oakland back in '79. Meh! I liked Starship Trooper though.
Never got to see Rush but heard they were never bad.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (CLteG)

130 The $22K doesn't really fit though. Where does a nut with zero plan come up with that kind of cash?

-
Rob Reiner?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

131 >>> 58 Rep Omar was quoted in that link. Why is she still not in jail for her crimes? Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?

I just found out about the delicious conspiracy theory that she tried to take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.

RIP to the murdered woman.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

132 Yeah, I'm going to attend a seminar and buy a book to learn how to get people to give me their money so I can buy houses nobody else wants. It's a no brainer!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January




Key is how much you borrow

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (HALdu)

133 My progression was LZ-ELP-YES and then I got sidetracked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

134 Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:



"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


That's really pugent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (q1Pj5)

135 ELO>ELP


He's right, you know.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (Qf83p)

136 "Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


I'm tempted to by one......then I can respond to her and tell her she should douche or something......Give Johnny's response in Airplane! to the woman's dress.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

137 I think it depends. R or D. Remember Aunt Zeituni?

I bet we're still paying her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)

138 Rep Omar was quoted in that link. Why is she still not in jail for her crimes? Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?

I just found out about the delicious conspiracy theory that she tried to take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.

RIP to the murdered woman.
Posted by: LizLem


That would be awesome if she went down for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (nQpdK)

139 114 Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:

"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


OK, I'll ask, how do they know it smells like HER cooch?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

140 >>> 60
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)

Sorry to hear about this.

I think you will be much better off without them, and they... might be too stupid to realize what they gave up on.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2020 07:47 PM (0ReGO)

141 Speaking of Palm Beach, did anyone notice, in last night's show on Epstein, that they repeatedly showed an old photo of Trump and Melania with Epstein and Ghislaine (pre-banishment from Mar-a-Lago), but mentioned Clinton maybe once, and never his many, many flights to Pedo Island?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

142
We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.
Posted by: rickb223

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This is nuts. Some Chinese spy was caught there a few months ago, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (3EPLG)

143 Couldn't you just set fire to a sardine?

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

144 At their absolute bests, ELO=ELP

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

145 I cannot even with Paltrow. It is clear that bubblehead loves herself too much.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (hvf9s)

146 There are things posted here that I wish I could unread.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)

147 Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina

----

How does she know what her cunt smells like when it's burning?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (N3dxC)

148 72 >>The $22K doesn't really fit though.


Aren't the Iranians involved in some pretty big Counterfeit Currency Operation. I thought that was another thing they did in concert with North Korea?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (IVBVQ)

Well, the big O did give them a 1.7 Billion slush fund, in cash.

Could be the last of it.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

149 I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.

1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

150 > I bet we're still paying her.

Sadly, Aunt Zeituni died a few years ago, and yes, she was still suckling the U.S. taxpayer's teat. She never did get deported.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (CF5ek)

151 Everybody, LOL!

I think I'll save money and just buy some rotten scrod. Can't be TOO far off the mark from Gwyneth's candle... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

152 >>I'll ask, how do they know it smells like HER cooch?


More imprtantly, as this is a retail venture - How do I Know?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (IVBVQ)

153 My plan is to buy real estate.

And, get this, I'm gonna do it with other people's money!

And then I'm gonna do something with all the real estate I buy with none of my own money. After that, profit!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (vxvj6)


It worked for Harry Reid.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Finally got around to reading that WAPO article about Huber shutting down the investigation into the Clintons. This is pretty thin stuff to have a headline that WAPO blares about the whole investigation fizzling.

First, all the sources are "people familiar with the matter" or "former and current" LE officials - read that "Clinton allies" that are either on the outs or completely out of the picture - they'd have no way of knowing what is going on. I doubt that anyone in Little Rock or in Huber's sphere spoke to them at all. So, I'm calling bullshit here.

Second, the authors kind of sort of admit that no one has wound up anything. The investigation goes on and no conclusion is imminent.

This is just narrative building by the press and Clinton's allies - toss it in the trash - no one really knows here what's going on, especially the two idiots whose byline is on this retarded piece of unsourced trash.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (32YRo)

155 Seemed like a Bridge to Far, maybe he should have tried the Bridge over the River Kwai, or maybe that bridge bill clinton said he was gonna build to the future.

Posted by: HRH Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (r+sAi)

156 Led Zep, Allman Bros. Band, Jimi

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (CLteG)

157
Oh Hadrian, sorry. I hope that when you wake up on Monday morning and you don't have to go in to the hellhole you'll feel smile and give a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (3EPLG)

158 At their absolute bests, ELO=ELP
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Folks, just listen to ELP's "Pirates," and the conversation is over.

Seriously.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (N3dxC)

159 dang 140 comments in 20 minutes

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (MLfDH)

160
142
We're in the shit right now. Bad storms incoming.
Posted by: rickb223

=======

This is nuts. Some Chinese spy was caught there a few months ago, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia




lulz

And I thought I was senile.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (vxvj6)

161 If you were that unhappy there, before, during, and after work, you are better off being fired.

Sure you are going to find something that is a better fit for you.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM

^^^ This, Hadrian. Had jobs like that. They're not worth making yourself sick over. You'll find something better. Prayers up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (rBtIz)

162 Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January




Was hoping you were going to say "You can't fire me I quit!", better story.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)

163 I just found out about the delicious conspiracy theory that she tried to
take out a hit on the wife of her lover. Wife is a curly redhead. A
curly redheaded woman who looks just like her was murdered in front of
her apartment building. Hitman possibly bumped off the wrong person.


IIRC, wife-of-her-lover was accosted by a stranger while she was out on a jog. Then that hit happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (HaL55)

164 Gwyneth you magnificent bastard!

I smelled your vagina!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (Qf83p)

165 >>>"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"


it's called "Third Base"

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

166 Maybe her hoohaw just smells like regular candles and she's pulling off a scam.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (1ISKN)

167 I am sure he was just an aspiring rapper, looking to
turn his life around, willing to do odd jobs at Mar-A-lago in exchange
for room and board, so he brought his tools with him.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM (2B9A/)

________


Was going off to college next week.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

168
I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.

1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!

Posted by: Grump928(C)



Sounds fool proof.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (vxvj6)

169 Everybody calm down! I'm not after the Trump family. I came here to find a nightclub with many gay mens in need of chastising. This is good, yes?

Posted by: Iranian dude scoping out Mar-A-Lago at January 10, 2020 07:50 PM (COzlW)

170 Hadrian, are you entitled to severance pay to help keep you afloat for a bit?

If so, enjoy Monday!

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

171 I just realized the whole megxit thing is a hissy fit over Boris Johnson and the Tories winning the election.

Think aboot it.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)

172 They just come here to work. Even Oswald.
He had a nice apartment in the Soviet Union and gave it up for a job in a book depository here.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (WjlwT)

173 Sounds fool proof.


Apparently he's been doing it for a decade and is accumulating quite the collection of tenements.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

174 Didn't know Yankee Candle had one called "Hot Pocket".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

175 I bought this candle that's supposed to smell like Gwynneth Paltrow's Vagina.
...
I'd like to return it.
...
Because it doesn't
...
It doesn't smell like her vagina. Not at all.
...
Simple. I want my money back or I want the proof.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (IVBVQ)

176 54
rickb223, yup. We get rain, then freezing rain, then a foot of snow.

Must be a big one. Pretty much the forecast coming for Chicago with less snow. They're getting less accurate and more sensational, so we'll see.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (K22Va)

177 WH is considering adding 7 more countries it's travel to ban.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (wiXsO)

178 or pungent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (q1Pj5)

179 SILENCE!

I KEEEEEL YOU!

ooops
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Damn. You get cranky when the martinis are late.

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (At/8G)

180 I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.

1. Take out a mortgage on my current property
2. Buy some low rent houses
3. Collect checks from the government
4. Profit!

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Sounds fool proof.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Until they build a better fool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (nQpdK)

181 Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January




Guessing Gwyneth has to be walking kind of funny.

How many candles can she shove in and out of her vag in a day before it gets sore?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (HALdu)

182 More imprtantly, as this is a retail venture - How do I Know?



You get authenticity certificate ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

183 114
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:



"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


_______


I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

184
God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can hardly walk, poor man.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)

185 Everyone, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

186 Hadrian 7 - From ur recent posts I had a feeling this was coming. Something similar happened to me last year. There were red flags going back to the interview process. Did u have any bad vibes going in?

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (MLfDH)

187 Is it called a cuntle?

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (Tnijr)

188 Oh, look, its 5 oclock somewhere!

/pours the first cocktail of the weekend.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

189 Hadrian, are you an attorney? Cuz it seems like if you are out of work then you, Insomniac, and a couple other Ace attorneys could maybe set up the Ace O'Spades law firm or something?

I'd join it.

Posted by: Vance at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (KbgjX)

190 Hadrian, eff them.

hugs to you.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (G546f)

191

A number of Iranian-Americans seem to be losing their shit since Soleimani was whacked. The magic dirt is not working.

If they admire this mass killer of Americans, Sunnis, and dissident Iranians, they must want to emulate him. They should not be here.

I encourage them to continue speaking up and outing themselves.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (NM5l/)

192 119 This proto-jihadi should sue the big players of Hollywood and the MFM
(BIRM) for driving him to insanity. They keep telling people Trump needs
to be removed and/or killed to "save the nation", and he just
volunteered to be their proxy.



That's more plausible than "Impeachment" or Epstein killing himself.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (6eEQ+)

________


James Hodgkinson's family should have done the same.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

193 The Band.

Specifically any song with Levon Helm on the vocals.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 07:53 PM (aS1PU)

194 Paltrow smells like Christmas Cookie? Very odd, that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (q1Pj5)

195 rickb223, yup. We get rain, then freezing rain, then a foot of snow.

Must be a big one. Pretty much the forecast coming for Chicago with less snow. They're getting less accurate and more sensational, so we'll see.
Posted by: dartist


I'm on the southern end where it's still 68 degrees.
Tornado sirens just popped off.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (nQpdK)

196 God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can hardly walk, poor man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

---

Remember Michael Jackson showing up to court in his pajamas and carrying an umbrella?

That was classic.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (N3dxC)

197 I love how they have the news guys out with their cameras driving around DFW because it's RAINING.......Enemy of the people knows no bounds.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

198 I asked if he had problems dealing with the tenants and he said he had a property manager for that who knows some hard pipe-hitting brothers. Or at least that is how I interpreted his answer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

199 Hey this cake smells funny.

Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

200 They shot down that airplane on purpose. Three others had left after midnight.

Plus they launched two. Just to make sure.

Who was on the aircraft.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (WjlwT)

201 Doing the jobs Americans just wont do...and at a good price too!

Posted by: Jeb bush at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (WdocV)

202
It's a regular Stanley and Livingstone epic, but right here and right now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (pNxlR)

203 183 114
Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:



"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


_______


I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)

204 God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble
act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can
hardly walk, poor man.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)

Gout?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (q1Pj5)

205 "Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Posted by: qdpsteve




Tuna boat. Pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (nQpdK)

206 I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.

Don't do it!

It sounds great because the gov't pays in full and on time. However, a large percentage of the people you're renting to will be lazy, angry people who will DESTROY your property over any perceived sleight.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (9t0Zz)

207 Was there a Chanukah celebration at Mar-a-Lago or something this Iranian was looking for?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (EZebt)

208
Related: Blue-city mayors all over are bringing (or bringing back) "rent control" by popular demand.

Just a bought a 2-family and just barely pay your mortgage? Tough shit! Mayor Fuckface J. Pickpocket is going to rent your apartment to deadbeats for $300/month!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (vxvj6)

209 Goop's an amateur. I was selling cigars that smell like Monica's vajayjay when she was still a stain on the bedsheets.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (COzlW)

210 I'm sorry you got sacked, Hadrian, but you were utterly miserable there. I hope you find something much better soon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

211 >>Paltrow smells like Christmas Cookie?


It'll smell like just about anything you stuff in there, really.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (IVBVQ)

212 Republican governors continue to import these Iranian "refugee" shitbirds.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (6/uwW)

213 So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

---

So sorry but it seems like it is for the best. Years ago, when I was fired from a miserable job, my Dad said, "Hell, if you haven't been fired at least once, you just aren't trying."

Next job will be better - you'll see. Hang in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (Y4EXg)

214 I asked if he had problems dealing with the tenants and he said he had a property manager for that who knows some hard pipe-hitting brothers. Or at least that is how I interpreted his answer.




But , step one - mortgage your house ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

215 181. That asshole is a sadist who enjoys inflicting pain on vulnerable people. Standards my ass.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (MLfDH)

216 Other candles from famous people:

Nancy Pelosi = smells like death
Ricky Gervais = smells like awesomeness
Hillary Clinton = smells angry and drunk

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

217 Blonde, someone posited this on the last thread, wouldlove your opinon...

If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23&Me stuff and try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?

He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst of it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (hvf9s)

218 Tuna boat. Pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (nQpdK)


Tuna boat and diesel.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (aS1PU)

219
Instead of High Karate...


High Clamato

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (vxvj6)

220 God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can hardly walk, poor man.
Posted by: publius
-----

Is he wearing a neck brace? That always worked for me.

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy. at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

221 Were Gwyneth to offer a candle that hand the scent of her surprise analing, I might be interested.

Have it set up on the bar as a conversation piece.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu)

222 But , step one - mortgage your house ?



I don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars just laying around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

223
I really wanted tdo talk about the royals, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (3EPLG)

*pats seat by me*

Yes! Spill away your thoughts.
Posted by: LizLem

=======

Well really! I think that girl is simply gorgeous. There's no getting around it. Of course certain parties insist "she's not so hot," but I for one enjoy her fashion immensely. This look in my nic is positively Hepburnesque. Click!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (3EPLG)

224 221 Were Gwyneth to offer a candle that hand the scent of her surprise analing, I might be interested.
----

Call it Otter Pop.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

225 Missed the thread on Neil Pert - that sucks. Never got the chance to see Rush live but have seen plenty of video of Pert's skill behind the kit. He's waaaaaaay up there when considering "The Best Of" among rock (and certainly prog-rock) drummers. RIP

As to this Iranian Dreamer? Things are going to get uglier between now and November, and then (I fear) horrifyingly ugly after that. This will all end very, very poorly and I will go to my (likely terrifying) end blaming the left for every last fucking bit of it.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (DU2N9)

226 >>> I have a friend that is trying to talk me into the Section 8 business.
~~~~~

This is happening more than you might think. Some groups are pooling their money and making a real business out of it. They buy up homes in nice neighborhoods and rent them out Sect. 8. Needless to say, residents are not happy and bad things are starting to happen.

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (lqPQH)

227 208
Related: Blue-city mayors all over are bringing (or bringing back) "rent control" by popular demand.

Just a bought a 2-family and just barely pay your mortgage? Tough shit! Mayor Fuckface J. Pickpocket is going to rent your apartment to deadbeats for $300/month!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (vxvj6)


Here in California they are going to Help the High cost of Housing by getting rid of Prop 13!

Yes, somehow significantly raising Property Tax will make owning cheaper!

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

228 Hillary Clinton = smells angry and drunk
Posted by: qdpsteve
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...and a distinct hint of stale urine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (CDGwz)

229 My mish fish is a red snapper.

Posted by: Meagan sparkle farkle Roy yall at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (WX+x0)

230 publius: "He's so feeble, he can hardly walk, poor man."

Been there, done that. Lucky bastard at least had a walker. I suffered so mightily that I needed to be wheeled off the court. No one in the history of the NBA had suffered so.

I had a great second half game, though. I attribute it to my godlike healing powers and the referees, but mostly the referees.

Posted by: Dwayne Wade at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)

231 Damn, Thunder just sounded like it was trying to tear off the front doors of my barn. Jumped me straight out of this chair.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (IOquy)

232 Pete Bootygig = smells like ass

Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Tnijr)

233 I don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars just laying around.

Pleb.

Posted by: Mr Poo Poo at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (9t0Zz)

234 146
There are things posted here that I wish I could unread.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)


_________


"I've seen things posted here you people wouldn't believe ..."

Oh, wait, yes you would ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

235 It'll smell like just about anything you stuff in there, really.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January




heh

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (HALdu)

236 They better get some Undocumented Americans to smell Goop's vagina candles. Talk about a job Americans won't do.

Hey, how about a candle that smells like Apple's vajayjay? Call it Apple's Blossom.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)

237 174 Didn't know Yankee Candle had one called "Hot Pocket".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

Tuna Melt

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (j3npP)

238
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
and
.. and
... and

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (Qf83p)

239 My friend worked at a similar law firm where they just churned through assistants, no one stayed lomger than a month. Only a stupid asshole would run their practice like that.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)

240 NOTICE : I am Posting this because it has recently become apparent to me that AoSHQ Account was HACKED and I seem to be fallen prey to some kind of Online Scammer.
I have already reported this to the Times and am Posting here to let you know that the Girl Scout Candles that were ordered on my Credit Card were not selected, ordered and verified by me.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (IVBVQ)

241 How does she know what her cunt smells like when it's burning?





Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:48 PM (N3dxC)

________


The Paolo's ears are burning ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

242 I told my wife I had the perfect birthday gift for her this month.

Oddly enough, she really doesn't care what Gweneth's cooter smells like.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

243
Remember Michael Jackson showing up to court in his pajamas and carrying an umbrella?
That was classic.
Posted by: RKae


Didn't some old Mafia guy do that too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

244 I've read some speculation that this Harry-Meghan kerfluffle is being blown up as a way to divert attention from Andrew (and maybe Will's supposed cheating).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

245 My mish fish is a red snapper.
Posted by: Meagan

--

I wondered what that flock of seagulls was doing here.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

246 We're beyond Trump better have his own guns instead of trusting the Secret Service.

Trump better have guns watching the Secret Service.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (gyi7u)

247 I'd hate to be the Quality Control guy assigned to the Paltrow scented designer candles production line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (q1Pj5)

248 The conservative case for not questioning the Iran narrative on the plane crash.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (mjSYe)

249 I don't think that Gweneth candle sounds like a suitable replacement for my usual habit of just laying one of Hillary's used diapers on the kitchen table and setting it ablaze.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (N3dxC)

250 Clinton's old intern is offering a similar line of cigars.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (HALdu)

251 This look in my nic is positively Hepburnesque. Click!

Reminds me on Minnie Driver, but without the overstated cheekbones.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (9t0Zz)

252 Or is immigration fraud legal nowadays?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (HaL55
Don't be silly. She's a Democrap. Nothing is illegal for her!!

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 10, 2020 08:00 PM (u5LFV)

253 >>> Of course certain parties insist "she's not so hot," but I for one enjoy her fashion immensely. This look in my nic is positively Hepburnesque. Click!

Blonde, you'll like this rumor then... supposedly one way they will make money independently is pairing with fashion houses, and Givenchy was name dropped. I don't always love everything she wears, but she would look good channeling Hepburn from Hepburn's signature couturier.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (hvf9s)

254 Was there a post on Brexit ? Why does Ace hate Boris ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

255 Off to watch Tournament of Champions. Is Broseidon watching, I wonder?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

256 Gwyneth Paltrow has an unusual fascination with her mish. Maybe it talks to her when no one is looking like Mister Ed.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)

257 239 My friend worked at a similar law firm where they just churned through assistants, no one stayed lomger than a month. Only a stupid asshole would run their practice like that.
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)

I once worked at a firm where in the span of about 18 months they turned over a number of attorneys equal to the entire attorney headcount.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

258 I wondered what that flock of seagulls was doing here.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)


You rang?

https://youtu.be/mcMh6GZoFC8

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

259 So, is the Paltrow candle supposed to be like those ear wax candle things? Pull the toxins out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (2B9A/)

260 Was there a post on Brexit ? Why does Ace hate Boris ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

Pretty sure there was the first time it passed the Commons. I'll believe it when the 31st of January 2020 rolls around and it's actually done.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (DU2N9)

261 Gwyneth Paltrow has an unusual fascination with her mish. Maybe it talks to her when no one is looking like Mister Ed.
Posted by: Eisenhorn

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Chatterbox?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (N3dxC)

262 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)

Dude, not cool. Leave the 14 year old kid out of this.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (9t0Zz)

263 >>> I've read some speculation that this Harry-Meghan kerfluffle is being blown up as a way to divert attention from Andrew (and maybe Will's supposed cheating).

Andrew I could see, and yes possibly. Wills cheating...wait? What? With who?

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)

264
Chatterbox?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (N3dxC)


I almost spit out my beer.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

265
If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23&Me stuff and try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?

He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst of it.
Posted by: LizLem

======

HA, it's not so much the royals he has to fear there -- if anyone is as clever as you probably are, then waiters, chauffeurs, maids, etc should be on the lookout for his DNA. Saliva, mucus, something suitable for decorating a blue dress, you name it. The Great Project will be to get samples from other royals, or that bodyguard who is supposedly his dad, and compare.

You could make a movie out of it.

I think the royal family themselves will strenuously resist any attempt to reveal his "true" parentage. Too disrespectful to Diana, too scandalous, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (3EPLG)

266 Ah. My favorite scented candle : https://tinyurl.com/v74h26b

Mostly appeals to gearheads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (xSo9G)

267
God, I'm watching Harvey Weinstein put on the feeble

act with a walker coming out of the courthouse. He's so feeble, he can

hardly walk, poor man.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (rCwaK)

Gout?


Dutch Elm.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)

268 Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)


Hadrian, from what you've shared with us over the last weeks, today's event is good for you in the long run. Hang tough.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (AMIL/)

269 Pretty sure there was the first time it passed the Commons. I'll believe it when the 31st of January 2020 rolls around and it's actually done.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (DU2N9)

No turning back now.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

270 >>Dutch Elm.

Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (IVBVQ)

271 H7 this sounds like a blessing in disguise. A prayer for peace in your house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (EZebt)

272 Speaking of which I wonder what Minnie Driver looks like these days.


brb....

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (Qf83p)

273 It's my emotional support machete.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

274 Insomniac: "I once worked at a firm where in the span of about 18 months they turned over a number of attorneys equal to the entire attorney headcount."

How is that a good idea, business-wise? I don't get it. Maybe because IANAL.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

275 We may never know.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (Ndje9)

276 Mostly appeals to gearheads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:03 PM (xSo9G)


I want one......

I know what I'll be getting my brother for his birthday in a few months.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Gref, Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (IOquy)

278 I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)

________

LOL. As God as my witness, I'd forgotten she was an actual Flintstones character instead of just a cereal!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

279 How is that a good idea, business-wise? I don't get it. Maybe because IANAL.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

It isn't. But some people can't see past their own noses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

280 So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)

Hang in the, brother. Given the situation it sounds like the best thing for you but that's cold comfort at the moment.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (DU2N9)

281 Still got it goin on.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (Qf83p)

282 So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Friday dismissal is a petty poor management technique. I hope they gave you severance package in exchange for a release. That's pretty standard, and these are lawyers so they should know the drill.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (32YRo)

283 Speaking of which I wonder what Minnie Driver looks like these days.


brb....
Posted by: eleven at January




Yeesh, why?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (HALdu)

284 Pete Bootygig = smells like ass
Posted by: A birthday boy at January 10, 2020 07:58 PM

Sanders candle = White Sanders
Smells like old-man farts, oatmeal stains on a tie and hints of a Soviet apartment building hallway circa 1970.

Warren candle = Lizzie's Axe
Smells like Axe cologne + rancid prairie crab left in the sun too long. Only 1/1024th crab, though.

Booker candle = Spartacussin' Like A Sailor
Smells like Don Lemon's taint. (Booker outsourced.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (COzlW)

285 Chatterbox?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (N3dxC)


So right...

Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (aS1PU)

286 Oh wait, it's over. Duh!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

287 He was a good boy.

Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)

288 211
>>Paltrow smells like Christmas Cookie?





It'll smell like just about anything you stuff in there, really.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 10, 2020 07:55 PM (IVBVQ)


________


Richard Gere to come out with a Gerbil-smelling candle in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

289
I want one......

I know what I'll be getting my brother for his birthday in a few months.
Posted by: Sponge
---------

For certain of us, it is an evocative aroma.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (xSo9G)

290 287 He was a good boy.
Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)

Turning his life around.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (DU2N9)

291 Gwyneth Paltrow has an unusual fascination with her mish. Maybe it talks to her when no one is looking like Mister Ed.


Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered beaver you ever set eyes on! It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (q1Pj5)

292 He was a good boy.

Posted by: Machete Mom

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He used to cut the grass.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (N3dxC)

293 How is that a good idea, business-wise? I don't get it. Maybe because IANAL.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January


Sink or swim theory.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (HALdu)

294 Watching TV News.....DAYUM these weather guys REALLY want a tornado......sumpthin fierce.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

295 I've read some speculation that this Harry-Meghan kerfluffle is being blown up as a way to divert attention from Andrew (and maybe Will's supposed cheating).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

Kate, darling, if you need some comforting I will happily assist you!

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (At/8G)

296 You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan

---

Naming her playmate Bam Bam doesn't sound so innocent any more does it?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)

297 >>> I think the royal family themselves will strenuously resist any attempt to reveal his "true" parentage. Too disrespectful to Diana, too scandalous, etc.

Oh yes! Sorry that's what I meant. The Queen will never want that info out, but the press might feel emboldened to anyway.

I am sure the tabloids have done paternity tests already and it's sitting in a locked drawer. But I wonder if suddenly he is no longer on the top tier of the royals, the press will feel free to be looser with what is published than they have been allowed it the past.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (hvf9s)

298 Richard Gere to come out with a Gerbil-smelling candle in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)


A gerbil covered in anal-eze and poo......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)

300 Gwyneth Paltrow has an unusual fascination with her mish. Maybe it talks to her when no one is looking like Mister Ed.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2020 08:01 PM (F6tBH)

In her early career she probably got passed around more than a joint at a Phish concert. Could be she's trying to get that memory out of her cooter. Who knows.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (DU2N9)

301
Blonde, you'll like this rumor then... supposedly one way they will make money independently is pairing with fashion houses, and Givenchy was name dropped. I don't always love everything she wears, but she would look good channeling Hepburn from Hepburn's signature couturier.
Posted by: LizLem

=======

I can definitely see that. What's a bit strange, however, is the whole hat thing. I mean, who on earth wears hats except the royals? They are the only people on earth except Melania that one time she wore a white one when the Frogs came to visit. Amal Clooney doesn't wear hats, Chelsea Clinton doesn't -- can't think of any other royally woke couple that does. Meghan McCain? Trying to think of some other "influencer" who is that dressed up.

So is she going to throw away all her hats? She looks great in them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (3EPLG)

302 217
Blonde, someone posited this on the last thread, wouldlove your opinon...



If Harry burns his ties to the Firm and then he is REALLY at the
mercy of the press, how soon do they weed into this 23Me stuff and
try to see if he is even really Charles' kid?



He has no idea how much The Firm keeps the press at bay from him. He
rightfully hates them, but his grandma and her team controls the worst
of it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:56 PM (hvf9s)

________


I always thought Harry looked suspiciously a lot like Web Hubbell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

303 "Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Did you ever stop to think maybe its the other way around?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

304 Ah, next episode is on Tuesday.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

305



In certain cases, rental units are cash cows.
But it's not a safe enough investment to warrant borrowing on your house.

Landlording is a tough business, lots of liability, lots of headaches.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (vxvj6)

306 Paltrow is NOT selling a candle that smells like her vagina.She's selling a candle with a label that reads"This smells like my vagina." Huge difference, that.
Pre-law and English majors get this stuff without having to sniff it.

And if it smells like cookies, that would be a yeast infection.Remember "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish?"
Perhaps someone will recall the rest of the warning.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (oRpiG)

307 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so

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A ten-year stretch in the Big House?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (N3dxC)

308 not so: "Sink or swim theory."

Sounds like the boss might be drowning people.

Maybe he's only hiring Ivy League grads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (6eEQ+)

309 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)

Who, in your mind, is cute ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

310 Liawatha Dances-like-Dolt has to be the cringes candidate to ever run for any office (see sidebar). Poor Julian Castro. I bet he's regretting endorsing her.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (9hauA)

311 Kate is cute in a girl next door kinda way.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (Qf83p)

312 Dude, not cool. Leave the 14 year old kid out of this.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM

Sure thing, Missy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (COzlW)

313 If the media reports this, it'll just be listed as another "Florida Man" Curiosity.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (tVQUs)

314 You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan


But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

315 299 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)

Kate Upton? It is the boobs and the ready smile, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (2B9A/)

316 "Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"

Did you ever stop to think maybe its the other way around?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives

---

A vagina is selling a Gwyneth Paltrow that smells like a candle?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (N3dxC)

317 Sounding like Dungeons and Dragons with the weapons. Orangeman has infinity powers, apparently.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (PUmDY)

318 >>> Could be she's trying to get that memory out of her cooter.

How far in is it stuffed?

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (hZVBm)

319 Did you ever stop to think maybe its the other way around?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (Ndje9)


She's selling her vagina that smells like a candle?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

320
But I wonder if suddenly he is no longer on the top tier of the royals, the press will feel free to be looser with what is published than they have been allowed it the past.
Posted by: LizLem

======

Ahhh yes, I see what you mean. Ooh, fascinating. So the press lets loose? Well, they certainly did on Diana. Why not this couple? I'd bet on an underground global project to get DNA samples.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (3EPLG)

321 314 You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan

But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Ok, wait a minute. What the hell is going on here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)

322 ELO, at their best, was "Bubblegum" crap.

Posted by: 70s music critic at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (/dN1M)

323 Steamed clam.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (XVaPh)

324 You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan

---

There was a later cartoon series where she was a teenager.

That's a little better.

...A little.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (N3dxC)

325 ELP's "Fanfare for the Common Man" >>>>>>>

Posted by: NOTN THAT GUY at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (09siJ)

326 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?

Are you talking about Kate Middleton? If so, are you nuts?

Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (9t0Zz)

327 Is that Paltrow scent before, or after steam cleaning?

Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (J3Rfi)

328 A vagina is selling a Gwyneth Paltrow that smells like a candle?

Posted by: RKae
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There are 3!, or, 6 possibilities, let's explore them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (xSo9G)

329
Greta could sell the leaves she wipes her bum with.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (vxvj6)

330 I can definitely see that. What's a bit strange,
however, is the whole hat thing. I mean, who on earth wears hats except
the royals? They are the only people on earth except Melania that one
time she wore a white one when the Frogs came to visit. Amal Clooney
doesn't wear hats, Chelsea Clinton doesn't -- can't think of any other
royally woke couple that does. Meghan McCain? Trying to think of some
other "influencer" who is that dressed up.



So is she going to throw away all her hats? She looks great in them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (3EPLG)

Go to a Black church on Sunday. Hats are everywhere.

Posted by: Vendette at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (pXNaM)

331 You saw it comin'

I saw it first.

https://youtu.be/elC9l-q-z9c

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Sure thing, Missy.

Pretty sassy for a pedophile, aren't you?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (9t0Zz)

333 314 You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan

But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

IN the later cartoons she was a teenager, and built like Mom.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NgKpN)

334
Sounds like the boss might be drowning people.


There's that too. Where I was, the overwhelming majority of the turnover were people who quit. Only one was actually fired to my recollection.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

335 Perhaps someone will recall the rest of the warning.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

If it smells like crap, you're too far back...

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (32YRo)

336 >>> who on earth wears hats except the royals? They are the only people on earth except Melania that one time she wore a white one when the Frogs came to visit.

And Melania looked RAVISHING in it. She wears hats well.

I wish ladies hats were more of a thing,but that has passed, along with gloves in public. Now it is all athleisurewear and revived 80s/90s trends that should have died.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (hvf9s)

337 This is happening more than you might think.
Some groups are pooling their money and making a real business out of
it. They buy up homes in nice neighborhoods and rent them out Sect. 8.
Needless to say, residents are not happy and bad things are starting to
happen.



Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:57 PM (lqPQH)


________


The big scam here in Northern AZ when we moved here six years ago was Drug Rehab homes being purchased in neighborhoods. Petty crime was up quite a bit, and you'd see all these loser teenagers everywhere with their ear buds in listening to blaring shit music and smoking.


Big white vans would come and go frequently, and they were committing tremendous insurance fraud on all the parents paying the bills (e.g. $7000 charge for letting them pet a horse and calling it "equine therapy").

Anyway, a couple years ago the state cracked down on and started regulating these -- and most have now left, improving the quality of life significantly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

338 Mein keyboard ist kaput.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (09siJ)

339 Ok, wait a minute. What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (2B9A/)


It's Fryday night and booze is a flowin......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

340 ELO, at their best, was "Bubblegum" crap.
Posted by: 70s music critic

---

But the production was top notch. Brilliant studio skills there.

And the arranging was excellent.

I love "Out of the Blue" from start to finish.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (N3dxC)

341 Kate is fecund.

Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)

342 But, she came out her mom's love tunnel. And her mom was HOT.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM

Dude, like, totally not cool. Leave 2-year-olds in cartoons, like, out of it, dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (COzlW)

343 Wills cheating...wait? What? With who?


Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)

If I recall, the tabloids said it was one of Kate's good friends.

Posted by: Vendette at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (pXNaM)

344 But it's not a safe enough investment to warrant borrowing on your house.


Well the money would have to come from somewhere. Either the house or other investments would have to be liquidated. At least I can still live in a mortgaged house.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

345 How does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM
~~~~~~

Dont start this again.

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (lqPQH)

346 341 Kate is fecund.
Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)

Really? She looks like she smells nice, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

347 Steamed clam.
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (XVaPh)


I'm a bit old school.

I miss the bearded clam.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Hats? Brother do I have hats. I wear a different hat for every story. It ain't no big thing and it pays the bills.

So I can get more hats.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (6eEQ+)

349 Diary of Horace Wimp is very great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:14 PM (+fTAB)

350 Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)

*Checks "not so" off the competition list*

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (At/8G)

351 Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.

This is true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)

352 Dude, like, totally not cool. Leave 2-year-olds in cartoons, like, out of it, dude.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (COzlW)


ZOIKS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

353 fecund = fertile

Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (WX+x0)

354 That was it? THAT WAS IT????

They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)

355 ELP's "Fanfare for the Common Man" >>>>>>>
Posted by: NOTN THAT GUY

----

Man! In the middle of that jam (on the "Works" album) when the keyboard gets all rattly and feedback-y!

Definition of cool.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (N3dxC)

356
The DM is putting out a story that Harry may be "near the breaking point", and "not himself", buckling under the strain.

So nervous breakdown.... Throw him in the loony bin and ditch Meggie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (rCwaK)

357
There was a Neil Peart thread but not an Edd "Kookie" Byrnes thread? What is this world coming to?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (lv1Lz)

358 Are you talking about Kate Middleton? If so, are you nuts?

Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.
Posted by: bonhomme at January




She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.

Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)

359 We were too poor for Skittles.

Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)

360 263
>>> I've read some speculation that this Harry-Meghan
kerfluffle is being blown up as a way to divert attention from Andrew
(and maybe Will's supposed cheating).



Andrew I could see, and yes possibly. Wills cheating...wait? What? With who?

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:02 PM (hvf9s)

_______


My money's on Camilla.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

361 Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (9t0Zz)


She is not . . . unattractive. But she's neither cute nor a fox.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)

362 Kate is fecund.

Posted by: Prime at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (WX+x0)



Really? She looks like she smells nice, though.


I bet she doesn't sweat much, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (HaL55)

363 That Markles chick has the least-attractive calves I've ever seen..... which means she's a permanent 0 in my book.....
Um, also, I have not read a single comment on whatever this thread is actually about. I just got home, and wanted to tell someone what I thought of Markle's gross bony calves.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (jjaLl)

364 354 That was it? THAT WAS IT????

They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)

Theoden (rick223): IS THIS ALL, SARUMAN? IS THIS ALL THE SORCERY YOU CAN CONJURE?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (2B9A/)

365 There was a Neil Peart thread but not an Edd "Kookie" Byrnes thread? What is this world coming to?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (lv1Lz)


Obligatory....

https://youtu.be/X_mLgPYsthc

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

366
The Daily Mail had pictures of Pippa the other day in a bikini. Kate looks better than Pippa and in the bikini, dat ass didn't look as hot as it did at the wedding, unfortunately.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)

367 Well the money would have to come from somewhere. Either the house or other investments would have to be liquidated. At least I can still live in a mortgaged house.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (yQpMk)


What if that whole section 8 deal is a bust ? I knew of some people who borrowed, built and rented. Sounded like it was near to impossible to get rid of bad tenants. Brothers with pipes or no. They don't pay, and they dont' move out, and they trash your property, and you can't get rid of them easily.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

368 Sounds like the boss might be drowning people.

Maybe he's only hiring Ivy League grads.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January



Not suggesting it is a good theory but it is a theory.

Bring em in, work em like slaves. Some thrive everyone else leaves.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu)

369 This Stormageddon was like the Articles of Trump's Impeachment.

A whole lot of nothing. Geez, we're done and out of it. Less than 30 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (nQpdK)

370 She is not . . . unattractive. But she's neither cute nor a fox.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)


She was pretty nice before she was soiled with all those kids.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

371 She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.

Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)


Are you scoggdog?

Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (aS1PU)

372 /shit

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (aS1PU)

373 278 I'm waiting for the Fruity Pebbles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Izzlo)

________

LOL. As God as my witness, I'd forgotten she was an actual Flintstones character instead of just a cereal!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)
-------
Wilma was a freak.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (VYwSh)

374 They don't pay, and they dont' move out, and they trash your property, and you can't get rid of them easily.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

So, Democrats.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (XVaPh)

375 LizLem: "And Melania looked RAVISHING in it. She wears hats well."

To be fair, she'd look ravishing donning a garbage bag.

But, yeah, most of the ladies at the Kentucky derby look nice. Hats will definitely get one noticed and it's readily removable, not like a tramp stamp or purple rainbow hair.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (6eEQ+)

376 Off to google Markle's calves I guess.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Qf83p)

377 Can confirm calves are bony.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Qf83p)

378 So, Democrats.



*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

379 Wilma was a freak.
Posted by: Groundhog

---

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (N3dxC)

380 Did someone flip the crazy gas switch today?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (2B9A/)

381 What if that whole section 8 deal is a bust ? I knew of some people who borrowed, built and rented. Sounded like it was near to impossible to get rid of bad tenants. Brothers with pipes or no. They don't pay, and they dont' move out, and they trash your property, and you can't get rid of them easily.
Posted by: runner at January




Section 8 is paid by the gov.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)

382
They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)


Houston stations are all "OMG! Death storm!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (7rVsF)

383 Ben Had, Good Evening. I'm good, thanks for asking. Has the storm gone through your area yet? Hope it caused no problems. It's been windy as heck all day in Houston - we always get crazy winds near the Gulf when a Norther is getting close. Take Care!

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (AMIL/)

384 SSBN, it's supposed to be about the machete "man of Asian descent with no apparent motive" that tried to hack his way into Mar A Lago, and Ace was very funny and created great visuals.

But the 'Ettes want to talk royals some more, hah. At least I do.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (hvf9s)

385 239 My friend worked at a similar law firm where they just churned through assistants, no one stayed lomger than a month. Only a stupid asshole would run their practice like that.
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)

I had to go to the car dealership I used to work at to get my car repaired last week. In the three years since I left, 4 people that worked there when I was there are still there. Not just sales, but management, finance, service, parts, even the cashiers had almost entirely changed hands.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (Izzlo)

386 Dammit.

Adds "bonhomme" to the competition list.

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (At/8G)

387 They let us out of work at 2:00 for this? I've been in stronger storms in July. They made this out as Stormageddon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (nQpdK)


It's just the media reminding you that they RULE. YOUR. LIFE.

Whether you think so or not.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

388
Go to a Black church on Sunday. Hats are everywhere.
Posted by: Vendette

======

Aha. Well, I think between them and the royal family, there's nothing else keeping the millinery industry going anymore.

And LizLem, yes, I'd love to see a touch of class back in fashion. Believe it or not, I used to wear hats when I was in college. Big, fun hats, big pretty hats. People loved them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (3EPLG)

389 Buck Henry died too. Damn they're dropping like flies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (j3npP)

390 She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.

Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)

Are you scoggdog?
Posted by: Senor Wences at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (aS1PU)

372 /shit




Dude, she is at best, cute. She has every bit of assistance from wardrobe and make up to get to where she is.

She is meh.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)

391 Section 8 is paid by the gov.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)


Yes, probably a mess to administer and maintain.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

392

Melania
Pith Helmet
Leather underwire
Crotchless jodhpurs
Fuck me boots
Riding crop

PROVE ME WRONG!

Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (w0Nfq)

393 Adds "bonhomme" to the competition list.

What are we competing for?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (9t0Zz)

394 Kate Middleton is a straight up fox.

This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)

And now BackardsBoy.

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (At/8G)

395

"Give me liberty or give me death."
--Buck Henry

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (vxvj6)

396 296
You want a candle that smells like Pebbles? She's like 2 years old, you freaky piece of shit!



Posted by: josephistan



---



Naming her playmate Bam Bam doesn't sound so innocent any more does it?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)

_______


Heheheh. The times, they are a changin ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

397
Go to a Traditional Latin Mass. Hats there too, but mostly chapel veils. Something strangely beautiful about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

398
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:59 PM (MLfDH)

Great hash, BTW. If more DHs were milfs I'd change my opinion on the Designated Hitter rule.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (Izzlo)

399 Awan Brothers. Remember them? They would be the most famous people in the country if they were pro-America and working for a Republican. It would have been 3 years of the Awan (sorry, "Murphy") Brothers trial.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)

400 Adds "bonhomme" to the competition list.

What are we competing for?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (9t0Zz)

Kate Middleton.

And since you had to ask, I WIN!

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (At/8G)

401
She has no lips, she has no curves there is nothing attractive other than that she is a princess.

Everyone going off over her attractiveness is bonging royalty kool aid.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)

I think she's reasonably pretty but needs to add a couple of burgers a day to her diet - too skinny. And I think she looks older than her age. That would probably improve if she put on some weight.

I wouldn't classify her as hot. But what do I know? I'm just a chick.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (9hauA)

402
Pippa in a bikini:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7838191

She's lost the badonkadonk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (rCwaK)

403 "Give me liberty or give me death."
--Buck Henry
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:22 PM (vxvj6)


Uhhh.

Wrong Henry. But close.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aS1PU)

404 Section 8 is paid by the gov.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)


Yes, probably a mess to administer and maintain.
Posted by: runner at January



You just have to know what you are doing before you go in.

There is a reason guys do it. You just have to know if it is for you.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)

405 Houston stations are all "OMG! Death storm!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I am actually embarrassed for these weather people. There are like the dems on Impeachment. They are throwing up every excuse they can come up with why nothing happened.

Businesses shut down. Schools let out early. After school events were cancelled.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM (nQpdK)

406 >>> Melania
Pith Helmet

So her Egypt trip photos? I loved those outfits, my goodness. Media savaged them for being too white supremacist overlord, but they were grand.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (hvf9s)

407 299
Ho does anyone think Kate is cute?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:08 PM (HALdu)

________


As a said recently, I prefer the cute girl-next-door (or for us, All-American girl) look to drop-dead gorgeous.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

408

Wilma: Mom next door by day; Anal pass around party queen by night...

Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (w0Nfq)

409 You just have to know what you are doing before you go in.


==

Words to live by.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

410 406 >>> Melania
Pith Helmet

So her Egypt trip photos? I loved those outfits, my goodness. Media savaged them for being too white supremacist overlord, but they were grand.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (hvf9s)

You can never be too white supremacist overlord.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

411 And now BackardsBoy.

Billy married better than Harry. This is also true.

Had to Bing it, she just turned 38.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (HaL55)

412 I hate when I find out in the same day that someone was alive for the last 10 years and that they're dead.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:24 PM (uEbPt)

413 Tonypete: "Naming her playmate Bam Bam doesn't sound so innocent any more does it?"

Well, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am seemed a little too forward at the time.

Posted by: Hanna Barbara at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (6eEQ+)

414 Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)

415 As a said recently, I prefer the cute girl-next-door (or for us, All-American girl) look to drop-dead gorgeous.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January



We may have had that discussion together here.

Super cute > gorgeous.

Gorgeous never wakes up that way.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)

416 A went a bridge to far.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (t6XCL)

417 Pippa looks like Demi Moore.


And you know what that means.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)

418 >>My friend worked at a similar law firm where they just churned through assistants

My wife worked 22 years at Cleary Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton, started when she was 17 - they treated here pretty good and seemed to care for their legal secretaries. Sure, some partners were knuckle heads, I heard about them all, let me tell you - but many she's still friends with to this day.
It's a mixed bag, but I'd recommend the bigger firms with a real good HR department if you're a paralegal or legal secretary.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (32YRo)

419 Pippa looks like Demi Moore.


And you know what that means.

amirite?




She will strongly object?

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself again at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

420
But the 'Ettes want to talk royals some more, hah. At least I do.
Posted by: LizLem

======

I keep saying, it's not just the individual royals; it's the institution. It's so wrapped up with England's identity. I think when the queen dies that nation will feel kind of lost for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (3EPLG)

421 Kate Middleton has the look of a trying to be taken seriously morning news anchor.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (uEbPt)

422 We may have had that discussion together here.

Super cute > gorgeous.

Gorgeous never wakes up that way.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)


Or ages that way.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (aS1PU)

423 417 Pippa looks like Demi Moore.


And you know what that means.

amirite?
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)

She bangs men half her age?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

424 One thing I know, gravity always wins.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

425 Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (d9Cw3)

426 Kate looks better than Pippa and in the bikini, dat ass didn't look as hot as it did at the wedding, unfortunately.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)

I'm not gonna lie. I never got the Pippa's butt thing. To me, she just looked like a slim lady in that dress. She looked nice but nothing remarkable.

Maybe be someone can help me out.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)

427 Are we crazy?? We're talking about banging Wilma Flintstone!

She'd never leave Fred.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (Um4+1)

428
Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ

=====

Heh, well it is nice to know I'll never have to curtsey.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (3EPLG)

429 Horace Wimp lyrics are very cool how life and wife are swapped from start to finish

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

430 Helmet's front man is named Paige Hamilton.

He has a VERY wide vocal range.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Speaking of good looking chicks. I watched a little of Amazon's "Good Omen" show and the chick on it, Adria Arjona, looks so similar to Markle, that I thought it was Markle.

Except she it's working better on Adria and she looks much better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (xfb67)

432

"We Few, We Happy Few! We Get Smart Creators!"
- Buck Henry V

Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (w0Nfq)

433 I think she's reasonably pretty but needs to add a couple of burgers a day to her diet - too skinny. And I think she looks older than her age. That would probably improve if she put on some weight.

I wouldn't classify her as hot. But what do I know? I'm just a chick.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January



The reason I know she is not hot is because of the shit my sisters splained to me about the bag of tricks girls have. They did this by practicing with the girls I dated.

Thanks.

A very wise ette once said "Make-up is withcraft" or something.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)

434
Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

========

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (3EPLG)

435 Women with small 'uns are invariably eons sexier than women with big 'uns. Maybe they have to try harder, or maybe God gave their line something else in the bargain.

A fair number of ones with fakes fall into this category and I find myself wishing they never bothered.

If that's a mancard violation, you can have it.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)

436 Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton


Banging Kate Middleton like a screen door in a wind storm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (nQpdK)

437 okay then
2ctf34gy46u5hhu57
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Enough with the Welsh!

Posted by: ap Miklos at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

438 Businesses shut down. Schools let out early. After school events were cancelled.
Posted by: rickb223
---

Did they give the storm a name? Probably not, too brief. But, as we all know, naming a storm means that the weather people have a whole new narrative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (CDGwz)

439 425 Pippa not hot. Wilma hot. Pebbles, over 18 version hot.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (SwWMX)

440 Bushes many bushes at Mar Lago
I come trim bushes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3K8k5j-Fbk

Posted by: Akmed the Landscape Artist at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Hg4NE)

441 Kate Middleton has the look of a trying to be taken seriously morning news anchor.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:26 PM (uEbPt)


Obligatory.....

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

442 She'd never leave Fred.

Leave? No.

Get a leg over a few times week? HELL YES!

Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (w0Nfq)

443 ust got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (d9Cw3)


Gwyneth has a new candle and Grump is going into section 8 housing. Plus, tbodie has a new girlfriend called Kate.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

444 Buck Throckmorton: "Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks."

It started off with "First" and then immediately went off the rails. We're just waiting for willow so the nood arrives. The end.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (6eEQ+)

445
Heres a couple of bikini shots of Kate I was able to find. These are from a while ago, as William has a lot more hair in one of them.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sxy77r8

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ur3ekgx

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (rCwaK)

446 >>three different jobs at once

Had a women start attending our church once who we discovered after much pain and anguish cleared a couple hundred thousand per year (tax free) suing church, ministers, doctors, and medical facilities. She always came to our Lutheran service a few minutes late. Turned out she was hitting the early service at the Methodists AND getting the Baptists at their evening service -- very industrious, working three "jobs" at once. Finally uncovered when she went berserk and stabbed an 80-year-old Baptist lady in their church lobby because she refused to let her "borrow" her car.

Posted by: Kebas at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (kwsnd)

447 First Ed "Too Tall" Jones, now this.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (uEbPt)

448 Kate looks better than Pippa and in the bikini, dat ass didn't look as hot as it did at the wedding, unfortunately.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM (rCwaK)

I'm not gonna lie. I never got the Pippa's butt thing. To me, she just looked like a slim lady in that dress. She looked nice but nothing remarkable.

Maybe be someone can help me out.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)


I can't help. For the last few days I've been thinking the couple who abdicated were the ones who are in line for the throne. Harry and Meagan/William and Kate.

Same difference to me.

But I hear the reason the abdicating couple is doing so is because rayciss. For reasons I don't understand, but admittedly I don't have a twitter account, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (hku12)

449 Did they give the storm a name? Probably not, too brief. But, as we all know, naming a storm means that the weather people have a whole new narrative.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


No. No name. No time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (nQpdK)

450 Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ

----

But now we are free to rate the hotness of the various princesses & duchesses etc. I say that's what they would have wanted

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Izzlo)

451
A very wise ette once said "Make-up is withcraft" or something.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)

I have been known to say these exact words.

Watch any YouTube makeup video.

Be very afraid men. Be very afraid.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9hauA)

452

Kate has really horrible tits.

But a great ass, legs, overall package. Boobies can be fixed.

She could bring her money and carry me away any day...

Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (w0Nfq)

453 Obligatory.....

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)


Always LOL worthy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (aS1PU)

454 Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Whoever got that on air is a legend.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9t0Zz)

455 Women with small 'uns are invariably eons sexier than women with big 'uns. Maybe they have to try harder, or maybe God gave their line something else in the bargain.

A fair number of ones with fakes fall into this category and I find myself wishing they never bothered.

If that's a mancard violation, you can have it.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)


I've found that the smaller titties are more sensitive in the nipple area than larger ones.

I could be wrong, but.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

456 Go to a Traditional Latin Mass. Hats there too, but mostly chapel veils. Something strangely beautiful about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 08:23 PM

See any tissues? I remember Mom forgetting her veil a couple of times and pinning on a Kleenex.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (Dhht7)

457 I have been known to say these exact words.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January



I know

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)

458 Heres a couple of bikini shots of Kate I was able to find. These are from a while ago, as William has a lot more hair in one of them.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sxy77r8

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ur3ekgx
Posted by: publius


She looks cute to me. ::shrug::

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (Qf83p)

459 "Give me liberty or give me death."
--Buck Henry
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

---

"Give me immortality or give me death."

--Firesign Theatre

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (N3dxC)

460 Whoever got that on air is a legend.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (9t0Zz)


It will go down in the anals of history.....or something.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

461 380
Did someone flip the crazy gas switch today?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:20 PM (2B9A/)


________


What do you mean "today?" *I'm crying here*

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:34 PM (WqPYg)

462 Women with small titties have to develop other skills.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:34 PM (XVaPh)

463
"Your teats look very nice in your shiny flight suit, Wilma."
--Buck Rogers Henry

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (vxvj6)

464 But a great ass, legs, overall package. Boobies can be fixed.

She could bring her money and carry me away any day...
Posted by: I jsut did it and I'm ready to do it again... at January 10, 2020 08:32 PM (w0Nfq)

My package is bigger.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

465 OANN: Mexican Police - 11-year old fatally shot teacher, injured 6 classmates

Democrats everywhere: Dreamer!

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (DU2N9)

466 425
Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks.



Chicks good. Bang chick good. Royal chicks look good but bang bad. Or good. Flintstones.

Sex. Bikinis. Sex.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (SENHs)

467 Woohoo!! It's lFrisky Friday"!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (UUBmN)

468 Since we are being contrary and offering our opinions on subjective standards for beauty (well, for me objective, but Your opinion is subjective, hah):

Melania. She is a classy lady. Graceful, beautiful, Intelligent.

However, she ticks a box for me like Bo Derek, where my brain registers that she is beautiful, but she is not attractive for some reason. If I had to venture a guess, it is the angularity of her features.

Personal taste is personal. Still, a great lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)

469
Another freaky thing about that marriage, my God, Harry's mother was another neurotic, borderline-personality, anorexic, narcissistic paranoiac who should never have gone royal. He married his mother! Do men do that, even when their mothers were everything their fathers should have avoided?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)

470 Speaking of hurricanes and screen doors, new Postmodern Jukebox featuring droolworthy unknown Tess Mohr:

https://tinyurl.com/yxxl53qm

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (uEbPt)

471 Aha. Well, I think between them and the royal family, there's nothing else keeping the millinery industry going anymore.



And LizLem, yes, I'd love to see a touch of class back in fashion.
Believe it or not, I used to wear hats when I was in college. Big, fun
hats, big pretty hats. People loved them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:21 PM (3EPLG)

_______


Make Flapper Hats Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

472

NurseR, still here? Just had a nice vodka martini in your honor dear lady. Be well.

Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (w0Nfq)

473 I know


Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)

Wow. I didn't think anyone would remember that.

I'm flattered.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (9hauA)

474 Plus, tbodie has a new girlfriend called Kate.

Posted by: runner

You forgot that Hadrian is looking for a new job, Kate Middleton is either hawt, hideous, or a man...and Sponge is looking to hook up with Pebbles.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)

475 Does size have any bearing on the volume of beverages dispensed?

What's the medical studies say on this?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (xfb67)

476 Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ

=====

Heh, well it is nice to know I'll never have to curtsey.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:28 PM (3EPLG)


At least most UK citizens seem to take pride in the Monarchy, even though some of the individual royals are no good weasels. A marker to them of "British Exceptionalism."

Here in the US, does the bulk of the citizenry take pride in anything American? The Progressives actively deride everything about the US. They complain about any statements that mention or imply American Exceptionalism.

We live in totally crazy times.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (AMIL/)

477
Chicks good. Bang chick good. Royal chicks look good but bang bad. Or good. Flintstones.

Sex. Bikinis. Sex.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (SENHs)


That's no fair.

You just summarized every thread in the history of this fine, military blog.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

478 Did you guys cover the old nut who shot his apartment manager a couple of times in Las Vegas?

https://youtu.be/u7lkqqCXGeg

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (9t0Zz)

479 Not saying Kate is ugly but she is not hot either.

Very meh.

Strip out the princess and everything that gives her and you get meh.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)

480 You forgot that Hadrian is looking for a new job, Kate Middleton is either hawt, hideous, or a man...and Sponge is looking to hook up with Pebbles.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)

I did forget. Thanks !

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

481 Another freaky thing about that marriage, my God, Harry's mother was another neurotic, borderline-personality, anorexic, narcissistic paranoiac who should never have gone royal. He married his mother! Do men do that, even when their mothers were everything their fathers should have avoided?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)

Sometimes, when they don't know any better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

482 Obligatory.....

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Always LOL worthy.

-
Somebody should've gotten a Nobel Prize for that prank because it's DYN-O-MITE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)

483 You are Billy Jacking me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (1MwUx)

484 Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 08:36 PM (AMIL/)

Fair point.

Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (DU2N9)

485 Wow. I didn't think anyone would remember that.

I'm flattered.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January


Very succinct, very wise words

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)

486 Somebody should've gotten a Nobel Prize for that prank because it's DYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)


I put that ahead of the guy that got through on air during the OJ Simpson car "chase."

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

487 Does size have any bearing on the volume of beverages dispensed?




They are inversely proportionate to sammiches made.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

488
Obligatory.....

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

omg the first comment there:

They forgot the navigator's name! Wong Wei

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (3EPLG)

489 You are Billy Jacking me.

I'm going to put this foot

*points to foot*

on that side of your face.

*points to your cheek*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9t0Zz)

490 Women with small titties have to develop other skills.

Like cooking. And psychological manipulation.

And blackmail.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (SENHs)

491 414 Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)
---
Concur.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

492 Women with small 'uns are invariably eons sexier than women with big 'uns.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)

Ballerinas and gymnasts should be right up your alley then. They make me look positively buxom.

They're very flexible too, so there's that.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)

493 Melania is lovely but there is a standoffish quality about her. That said, if the press didn't treat her like garbage under their shoe and keep her on constant PTSD defense, it would likely warm her up goodstyle. Which is one of the reasons they do it.

Jealous hair-pulling harpy bullies - and that's just the boys. That's why they all had no problem pretending to get all hot and bothered for Michael and her toned arms. They know damn well she's ugly, inside and out. No threat to anyone's sense of worth.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (uEbPt)

494 Not saying Kate is ugly but she is not hot either.

Very meh.

Strip out the princess and everything that gives her and you get meh.
Posted by: not so

----

Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing her shoes and masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a plastic bag?

...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)

495 Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals"

Honor their sacrifice.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 08:25 PM (DU2N9)


This should be on a billboard somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

496 >>> Brave men fought a war against what was at the time the most powerful empire on earth so we don't have to give a flying fuck about "The Royals" Honor their sacrifice. Posted by: DocJ

Part of the fun of talking about the royals is knowing I do so from afar, and never ever have to be ruled by them.

The problem in America is the snakes in the grass that WANT that for us again, under the guise of socialism. Lords and serfs.

I deeply respect and honor those that fight the good fights to keep us free. While also being an anglophile that likes royal gossip. Cause 'Merica.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 08:40 PM (hvf9s)

497 ...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)


Shit just got ...... weird.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

498 Women with small 'uns are invariably eons sexier than women with big 'uns.
Posted by: ... at January


Sure, you should send this memo to whoever is programming humans.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

499 ...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)

Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge

---

That's my way of saying "LAST!!!"

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (N3dxC)

500 Give me back my son!!!

Posted by: Machete Mom at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (EgshT)

501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8GZAtCN-M

Posted by: Mexicans in India at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Hg4NE)

502 Have never particularly noticed any correlation between breast size and nipple sensitivity.

Maybe I've just been too grateful to be there to be awares.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (q1Pj5)

503 Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing her shoes and
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?



3 mil or 4 mil plastic?

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (SENHs)

504 497 ...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)

Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

'Just'? Where the hell you been the past two threads?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)

505 omg the first comment there:

They forgot the navigator's name! Wong Wei
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (3EPLG)


Now THAT would've given it away.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

506 Gun oil and tequila.

Posted by: pawn at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (PveK5)

507 Standoffish? Ha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (PUmDY)

508 Speaking of hurricanes and screen doors, new Postmodern Jukebox featuring droolworthy unknown Tess Mohr:

Hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (HaL55)

509 Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing her shoes and
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?

________________________

Is the coffin new or "occupied"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (xfb67)

510 Bananas!!!!!

It is like we are all BSG discussing Winona.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)

511
Do men do that, even when their mothers were everything their fathers should have avoided?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (3EPLG)

Sometimes, when they don't know any better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

=======

It's so nuts, her issues were so well known publicly, and doubtless he saw a thing or two growing up.

It reminds me of actors who are destroying their lives with drugs, portraying characters who are destroying their lives with drugs.

All this, and I made a similar mistake. I just thought Harry might have seen it coming a little better because of the royal angle. There are clearly people who aren't suited for that life and she's one of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (3EPLG)

512 504 497 ...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)

Shit just got ...... weird.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

When the going gets weird, the weird go pro.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

513 Ballerinas and gymnasts should be right up your alley then. They make me look positively buxom.



They're very flexible too, so there's that.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9hauA)

Yeah but to be clear (as long as I'm sharing), I like women. The little girl look does zilch for me. A waif-like adult female can be nice, but generally only when they have crazy confidence and the juxtaposition just jingles the hell out of everything.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (rUoFb)

514
'Just'? Where the hell you been the past two threads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)


Commenting about Wilma Flintstone's love canal......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

515 Buck Throckmorton: "Just got here. Can anyone quickly summarize the first 423 posts for me? Thanks."
-------------------------
It started off with "First" and then immediately went off the rails. We're just waiting for willow so the nood arrives. The end.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (6eEQ+)


I spend all day not seeing or hearing anything other than MSM garbage, and when I get here I expect a quick and simple summary of what is really happening.

So when a thread turns to silliness like these royal asses, I figure that means nothing's really happening.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)

516 Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing her shoes and
masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and suffocating under a
plastic bag?

________________________

Is the coffin new or "occupied"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

----

I wondered by this thing was so lumpy and uncomfortable!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:44 PM (N3dxC)

517 Oh no.......

They made a new Bad Boys movie.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

518 It's so nuts, her issues were so well known publicly, and doubtless he saw a thing or two growing up.

It reminds me of actors who are destroying their lives with drugs, portraying characters who are destroying their lives with drugs.

All this, and I made a similar mistake. I just thought Harry might have seen it coming a little better because of the royal angle. There are clearly people who aren't suited for that life and she's one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January




you seem to underestimate the the strength of the expertly executed blow.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)

519 489 You are Billy Jacking me.

I'm going to put this foot

*points to foot*

on that side of your face.

*points to your cheek*
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (9t0Zz)

I have not lost a fight recently....by recent I mean the last 40 years.

I like you. Let me buy you a drink instead.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (1MwUx)

520 Does a chick have to be hot if you're just stealing
her shoes and masturbating on them while lying in a coffin and
suffocating under a plastic bag?



...A friend is asking for me... or something like that.





Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 08:39 PM (N3dxC)


It depends on the shoes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (lv1Lz)

521 You are Billy Jacking me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:37 PM (1MwUx)


Making shitty movies?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (lv1Lz)

522 Were feminists serious about world domination they would have been teaching dick sucking since before they got the vote.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)

523 Oh no.......



They made a new Bad Boys movie.......



Diarrhea just got real.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (SENHs)

524 another misunderstood python hunter. they always fuck with those guys. good thing he wasn't hunting anaconda's. he'd be carrying hand grenades and rockets and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

525 Not having a problem with premise of Bad Boys sexquel.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

526 Chicks good. Bang chick good. Royal chicks look good but bang bad. Or good. Flintstones.
Sex. Bikinis. Sex.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist

That's no fair.
You just summarized every thread in the history of this fine, military blog.
Posted by: Sponge


Nah, that was particular to this one. The general summary has "Gilligan's Island" in place of "Flintstones."

Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (P1f+c)

527 Plus, tbodie has a new girlfriend called Kate.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Heh. Now I do not care if I stay awake for the ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (At/8G)

528
Sure, you should send this memo to whoever is programming humans.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

I'd rather start with the 75% or so who appear to dig Socialism.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (rUoFb)

529

Tess Mohr? How hard is she?

(OK, it's Moh's, gimme a break, I haven't been drinking enough...)

Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (w0Nfq)

530 Not having a problem with premise of Bad Boys sexquel.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)


Well, good. It hits theaters January 17th.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

531 Okay, I just gotta ask---

If: teh wymynz are to be ridiculed for having "small titties"

Why, then, are they also ridiculed for getting "boob jobs"?

What's up with that?

Posted by: JQ at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (gP/Z3)

532 I understand Washington state is a sanctuary state and looking for a new gardener for the Governor's mansion. I think he'll do.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (8y7w8)

533 Don't micro trigger me or I will copy paste quotes from Tombstone.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)

534 enough talk about harry and his mudshark. fucking yacht twat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

535 If: teh wymynz are to be ridiculed for having "small titties"

Why, then, are they also ridiculed for getting "boob jobs"?

What's up with that?
Posted by: JQ at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (gP/Z3)


Tits in one hand, boobs in the other.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

536 Tess Mohr? How hard is she?



(OK, it's Moh's, gimme a break, I haven't been drinking enough...)

Posted by: TransNic moron at January 10, 2020 08:48 PM (w0Nfq)

While singing, diamond. When she starts spouting her political opinions, chalk. Unless she's an 'ette, in which case...

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (rUoFb)

537
you seem to underestimate the the strength of the expertly executed blow.

Posted by: not so

======

Ach. I guess so.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (3EPLG)

538 Don't micro trigger me or I will copy paste quotes from Tombstone.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)


I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

539 Hard to make Bad Boys woke. I think.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (PUmDY)

540 468
Since we are being contrary and offering our opinions on subjective
standards for beauty (well, for me objective, but Your opinion is
subjective, hah):



Melania. She is a classy lady. Graceful, beautiful, Intelligent.



However, she ticks a box for me like Bo Derek, where my brain
registers that she is beautiful, but she is not attractive for some
reason. If I had to venture a guess, it is the angularity of her
features.



Personal taste is personal. Still, a great lady.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)

________


I have to admit I have this same reaction. I think it's a reverse-causality: some women who have plastic surgery tend to end up with those extremely angular (almost cat-like) features like Melania, so when I see her natural facial features my mind screams "fake." Very odd.

But, yeah, a tremendous lady.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)

541 I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe Poker's just not your game, Ike! I know, let's have a spelling contest!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (2B9A/)

542 I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)


Hound?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (lv1Lz)

543 Y'all are just a little too high-strung.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:51 PM (CLteG)

544 It is like we are all BSG discussing Winona.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)


*'E Corn

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

545 Smells like somebody died.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

546 I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)



Maybe Poker's just not your game, Ike! I know, let's have a spelling contest!



Skin it..go ahead, skin that Smoke Wagon and see what happens.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:52 PM (SENHs)

547 o.k. lunger

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (CLteG)

548 WWE women's 'wrestling' is hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

549
At least most UK citizens seem to take pride in the Monarchy, even though some of the individual royals are no good weasels. A marker to them of "British Exceptionalism."

Here in the US, does the bulk of the citizenry take pride in anything American? The Progressives actively deride everything about the US. They complain about any statements that mention or imply American Exceptionalism.

We live in totally crazy times.
Posted by: Gref

======

Jeez, we have so much to be proud of, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (3EPLG)

550 Don't micro trigger me or I will copy paste quotes from Tombstone.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (1MwUx)

I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Sponge


You're a daisy if you do.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (nQpdK)

551 I was just foolin' about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

552 You are a good woman.

...

Then again, you may be the anti-Christ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)

553 Bloomberg has spent $200 million in 7 weeks.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)

554 Hard to make Bad Boys woke. I think.

Last year's 'Shaft' reboot wasn't #woke. It was so not-#woke the critics tried to tank it.

Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

555 But, yeah, a tremendous lady.

I never grokked just how deeply our media is controlled by Progs until the other week when I had to see yet another magazine with Big Mike on the cover instead of our most gorgeous and accomplished First Lady.

We have a beautiful supermodel who speaks 4 languages in the White House and they're still foisting that shaved Wookie on us? WTFF?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)

556 Bloomberg has spent $200 million in 7 weeks.
Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)


And just now passed Lieawatha in the polls.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)

557 I wasn't.

(sidebar: that line is delivered with the perfect look on the face as well. Val Kilmer may be a nutbar, but he disappears in roles.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (2B9A/)

558 539 Hard to make Bad Boys woke. I think.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (PUmDY)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Hollywood at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (XVaPh)

559 *or is it "corne "..hmmmmm

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

560 Did you guys cover the old nut who shot his apartment manager a couple of times in Las Vegas?

https://youtu.be/u7lkqqCXGeg

-
Mighty powerful gun the cop had there. Pierced his jacket lapel but not his skin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

561 Yes, my kind sir, could you please relay the message I am coming and hell is coming with me?

Posted by: polite wyatt at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (CLteG)

562 Bloomberg has spent $200 million in 7 weeks.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 08:54 PM (NSFCQ)


If he gives me $200 million. I'll vote for him. I live in Illinois so it really doesn't matter it's going Dem any way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (lv1Lz)

563 *or is it "corne "..hmmmmm
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)


Corne??!!

I don't remember eating CORNE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

564 Tell them I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (Tt761)

565 556: wait until bloomy starts dancing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

566 You gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (SENHs)

567 Tits in one hand, boobs in the other.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Words to live by.....

Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (At/8G)

568 Are we cross?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (2B9A/)

569 You may go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

570 That was good and fast. Still won't tell you where my G-Spot is.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (1MwUx)

571 Leave the shotgun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

572 I see a red sash and I kill the man wearing it.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

573 If you weren't my friend... I don't think I could bear it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/)

574 Well buh-bye

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (CLteG)

575 You know. Frederick Fucking Chopin.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (XVaPh)

576 *or maybe it is "horne"....hmmm hmmm

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

577 found the Tombstone thread

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:58 PM (iTXRQ)

578 I stand corrected, Wyatt- You're an Oak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2B9A/)

579 'Banana Boat', 'Working in a Coal Mine' and 'Mack the Knife'

Posted by: FloridaManPlayList at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (a1s18)

580 I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (Izzlo)

581 So what about Hell? They got a sign there or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2B9A/)

582 actually Johnny Ringo's death was ruled a suicide

no gunfight as in that movie

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)

583 why johnny ringo

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (CLteG)

584 today i solved two problems with my floating Venus colonies: energy and food. Namely - uranium and phosporous. I'll have to lift ores up from the surface, but that much can be done with low-pressure heated balloons.

Venus is basically a planetwide chemical factory with a 100ms-1 atmospheric turbine, so refining phosphorous-bearing ores and centrifuging uranium can be done almost for free here.

That reduces the problem to: how the f# can anyone survive on Venus' surface.

Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

585 Look darling...an educated man...now I know I hate him.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (1MwUx)

586 This idiot must be the only schmuck in Florida who couldn't score am under-the-counter handgun with $22,000 cash in his pocket...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (ABuva)

587 'Banana Boat', 'Working in a Coal Mine' and 'Mack the Knife'
Posted by: FloridaManPlayList at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (a1s1


What, no 'Throw Your Cat Away'?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

588 actually Johnny Ringo's death was ruled a suicide



no gunfight as in that movie

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)


Ringo died? McCartney is the only Beatle left?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (lv1Lz)

589 I think it's a reverse-causality: some women who have plastic surgery tend to end up with those extremely angular (almost cat-like) features like Melania, so when I see her natural facial features my mind screams "fake." Very odd.


But, yeah, a tremendous lady.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)


I have the same reaction to Melania. Not that she's not attractive, but that whatever she has had done didn't work the way it was supposed to.

As a point of comparison, the veterinarian I go to had some work done a couple of years ago. For a few months, she looked like Melania. Then things started to "relax", and now her face actually looks much more youthful. However, and this is a pro tip for anyone considering plastic surgery, her hands do not.

Posted by: HTL at January 10, 2020 09:01 PM (on1DJ)

590 98 Rush was the poor man's Yes.

Fight me!
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

I've been to nearly a dozen Rush concerts but only one Yes concert. Rush's were always sold out. The one time I went to see Yes, not so much!

Rush is a rich band's Yes. :p

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 10, 2020 09:02 PM (RT6Hk)

591 We have a beautiful supermodel who speaks 4
languages in the White House and they're still foisting that shaved
Wookie on us? WTFF?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)

_______


Yep. I have been totally disillusioned about virtually every institution in America. Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore. My poor wife has to endure me wandering around the house occasionally like Hamlet muttering "Dude, who stole my country?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)

592 (sidebar: that line is delivered with the perfect
look on the face as well. Val Kilmer may be a nutbar, but he disappears
in roles.)



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 08:55 PM (2B9A/)

_______


Should have won an Oscar for his portrayal of Doc Holliday.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)

593 PDT saves his top stuff for Pelosi. Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

594 Whatever happened to Val Kilmer ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

595 Should have won an Oscar for his portrayal of Doc Holliday.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)


Not that I give a fuck about awards, but if they're being handed out, I agree.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

596 584
today i solved two problems with my floating Venus colonies: energy and
food. Namely - uranium and phosporous. I'll have to lift ores up from
the surface, but that much can be done with low-pressure heated
balloons.



Venus is basically a planetwide chemical factory with a 100ms-1
atmospheric turbine, so refining phosphorous-bearing ores and
centrifuging uranium can be done almost for free here.



That reduces the problem to: how the f# can anyone survive on Venus' surface.

Posted by: boulder t' hobo at January 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

_______


I don't remember this quote from Tombstone. Now Imma gonna have to rewatch it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (WqPYg)

597 i outgrew yes at eighteen. i'm 29, now. so yes is not even close to rush.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

598 Whatever happened to Val Kilmer ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)


I believe he's got cancer and isn't doing all that well.

I think he does make an appearance in the new Top Gun movie, tho.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

599 Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (SENHs)

600 Edd Byrnes, Cookie on 77 Sunset Strip, dies at 87

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)

601 still think tombstone is the only western. the rest pale in comparison.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

602

@ 594

Drank himself to death in Paris?
Ended up with Elisabeth Shue at her hottest?

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (5u3aN)

603
actually Johnny Ringo's death was ruled a suicide


well, shyeah.


He went up against Doc Holliday. What else do you call it?

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (SENHs)

604 Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

That's too bad.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

605 Last I heard, he lives in Santa Fe. My brother is friends with his artist slave.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:08 PM (PUmDY)

606

@ 594



Drank himself to death in Paris?

Ended up with Elisabeth Shue at her hottest?

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (5u3aN)

_______


Wait, Val Kilmer is mort? Or is this a reference to Nick Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:08 PM (WqPYg)

607 Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon....Manny Mota...Mota...Mota.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (XVaPh)

608 actually Johnny Ringo's death was ruled a suicide


well, shyeah.


He went up against Doc Holliday. What else do you call it?
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 10, 2020 09:07 PM (SENHs)
-----
Jack Holloway in "Little Fuzzy". "The last time somebody pulled a gun on you, they called it suicide."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (mWzQJ)

609 369 This Stormageddon was like the Articles of Trump's Impeachment.

A whole lot of nothing. Geez, we're done and out of it. Less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM

...

Waiting for it still in Austin. Couple lightning flashes.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (hr5kG)

610 ringo lives in santa fe? does paul know?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

611 A whole lot of nothing. Geez, we're done and out of it. Less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 08:18 PM


Told ya.

Weather is media. Media is reminding you they run your life. Trump or no Trump.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)

612 We're getting rain, 50 mph winds and possible tornadoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 07:43 PM


Getting 12" of snow and 30 mph winds tonight. Maybe a total of 20" by the end of the weekend.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (377Zs)

613 Whew. Cardio's done. I'm all hot and sweaty, ladies!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

614 still think tombstone is the only western. the rest pale in comparison.

you better bury Ned right . . .

Posted by: Bill Munny at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

615 Edd Byrnes, Cookie on 77 Sunset Strip, dies at 87

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)


He was Kookie. Cookie was a clown on the Bozo show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (lv1Lz)

616

ShainS

The Doors
The Saint

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)

617 Whew. Cardio's done. I'm all hot and sweaty, ladies!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
----
Glad you're in Florida.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (mWzQJ)

618 Rush was an amazing convergence of 3 guys who were able to rise to the level of talent necessary to write and perform amazing songs..... Geddy Lee's ability to play complex bass/keyboard lines while singing melodies that were NOT a note-for-note of the rhythm.... Alex Lifeson's talent for blending the drums and bass to write awesome rhythm guitar hooks and solos... and of course Neil Pearts percussion changed drumming forever, and his lyrics are tragically underrated....... loved that band.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (5AVMW)

619 He was Kookie. Cookie was a clown on the Bozo show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (lv1Lz)


Again, obligatory.....


https://youtu.be/X_mLgPYsthc

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

620 617: that's no shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

621 Full of sound and fury signifying nothing?

oh Its Washington DC

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (JUabA)

622 Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

623 The Doors

The Saint

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)

_______

Ah, excellent! I've seen both those movies, but it's been awhile. Getting old sucks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (WqPYg)

624 613 Whew. Cardio's done. I'm all hot and sweaty, ladies!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

Now go take a shower! Nuthin' better than a freshly showered man!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (a4qVe)

625 Insomniac is all kinds of high energy.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

626 Whew. Cardio's done. I'm all hot and sweaty, ladies!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM


Isn't this the time where nurse pounces or is that not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

627 618: this! fucking this!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

628 He was very good in The Doors.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

629
Wait, Val Kilmer is mort? Or is this a reference to Nick Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas?"
Posted by: ShainS -

Not according to wiki. I had no idea he played John Holmes in a movie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (MTxDQ)

630 Good actor.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

631 He was very good in The Doors.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
-----
Spartan. Awesome, unsettling film.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (mWzQJ)

632 Val Kilmer was great in Willow

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe)

633 626 Whew. Cardio's done. I'm all hot and sweaty, ladies!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:10 PM

Isn't this the time where nurse pounces or is that not a thing anymore?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Between the squirrels and the numbers stations insom is on the back burner

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Izzlo)

634 WTH?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe)

635 I really enjoyed Val Kilmer in the movie "The Salton Sea", and Vincent D'Onofrio (leftist freak that he is) has a great role in that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 09:16 PM (WqPYg)

636 florida isnt like europe florida is a shall issue concealed carry stand your ground state he was going to die of lead poisoning if he tried anything it would have been the feel good story of the year for americans in florida but not democrats though

Posted by: sound awake at January 10, 2020 09:16 PM (2enn8)

637 Between the squirrels and the numbers stations insom is on the back burner
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 09:15 PM (Izzlo)


Happens to the best of us.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

638 numbers stations?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (HALdu)

639

"Getting old sucks ..."

You think it's bad now? Wait till you get to be half my age.

At least when that third Farmer tom comes in I'll be able to load in all the drums in a 5 piece kit in one trip. One hand even. Stick and cymbal bag in another.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (5u3aN)

640 {{{infidel}}} how you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

641 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

642 625 Insomniac is all kinds of high energy.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

643 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.

We did manage to make a STUPID Kilmer movie.

Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (ykYG2)

644 Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)


It usually agrees with everyone. It's the sustaining that feeling that's the REALLY hard part.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1)

645 641 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

The Saint. Blew goats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

646 "Getting old sucks ..."


Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January



So does prince harry's wife.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (HALdu)

647 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (PUmDY)


Top Secret was his best.

I mean, it brought us Skeet Surfin USA!!!

https://youtu.be/af9N7UhTMA8

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (Zz0t1)

648 Hiya boulder *waves across the Continental Divide*

Trying to work loose a bad tooth. No ER dentists here except 8-4 Mon-Thurs. Can't miss work.


How you be?

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (MTxDQ)

649 Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

Glad to hear. True for everyone. Endorphins. Starting a regular routine is the hardest, but once you do....

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)

650 The Saint



Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:11 PM (5u3aN)



The Saint was Roger Moore.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:22 PM (lv1Lz)

651 646; the mudshark?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

652 It usually agrees with everyone. It's the sustaining that feeling that's the REALLY hard part.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1)

No doubt. I've been keeping it up, to varying degrees, for a good seven months. You have to make it a habit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

653 The Saint was Roger Moore.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January




Not the movie

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu)

654 Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac



No!

Get back in the hole!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (Qf83p)

655 The Saint. Blew goats.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Eh. It wasn't all that wonderful, but I could sit thru it. It wasn't as bad as, say, "Mortdecai", which was all kinds of awful.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (mWzQJ)

656 654 Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac


No!

Get back in the hole!
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (Qf83p)

Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

657 No doubt. I've been keeping it up, to varying degrees, for a good seven months. You have to make it a habit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)


I made it 6 1/2 months last year.

Starting again now.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

658 Don't say blowing goats in front of the ladies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (1MwUx)

659 mostly work. Also as mentioned above i think i've achieved self-sufficiency for a Venus colony. i mean, if I don't mind subjecting miners to lead-melting temperatures in a 90-bar carbon dioxide atmosphere.

I'm working on that part of it. Maybe by using Jonah Goldberg's fat butt as an airlock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

660 Watching "Hang 'em High." Clint gets near hanged to death at the start, and just now he was near shot to death by three of the men who lynched him.

Are there any Eastwood movies in which he isn't used as a punching bag or shot multiple times?

Maybe one or two of the Dirty Harry movies (not Dirty Harry) and Pale Rider? Heartbreak Ridge, too, I guess.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

661

Yes, I'm more than old enough to remember Roger Moore in the tv show.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (5u3aN)

662 there are ladies here? do we have to put on pants?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

663 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.

Batman Forever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

664 Busted my Achilles, limped around for a bit and discovered the magic of Ktape. And that is the grand total of my gainzzz.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

665 Don't say blowing goats in front of the ladies.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (1MwUx)


Bring back bad memories?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)

666 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

I made it 6 1/2 months last year.

Starting again now.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

No time like the present. My advice is dont bite off more than you can chew at the outset. That's asking for injury, burnout, or both. I've done that to myself on a number of occasions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

667 Don't say blowing goats in front of the ladies.

Afghan ladies might get jealous.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)

668 Not the movie

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:23 PM (HALdu)


The movie was shit. It was right down there with that Avengers movie with Uma Thurman. If you want to see the Saint watch the Roger Moore series.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (lv1Lz)

669 Maybe by using Jonah Goldberg's fat butt as an airlock
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ykYG2)
----
Now you've made me think of the RAH short story, "Gentlemen, Be Seated!".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (mWzQJ)

670 Which movie was the gay perry? That was a funny movie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

671

I see not so beat me to it.
Now there's a shocker.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:27 PM (5u3aN)

672 Forgot about Batman.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

673 Just found at FB, headline at The Daily Wire:



"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)


One of my young, female co-workers mentioned that a girl friend of hers took her for steaks at a strip club. She said the food was good but there was this naked woman dancing in her face.

I hate working at a real job instead of at a shop.

My first reaction was to tell her good thing she didn't order the Captain's plate.
The internal dialogue cascaded into disaster from there.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (1glZx)

674 No time like the present. My advice is dont bite off more than you can chew at the outset. That's asking for injury, burnout, or both. I've done that to myself on a number of occasions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah....I've learned a few times that I'm not 25 anymore.....Why I started yesterday with some very light stuff. Will ease my way into it again.

If N TX weather stays decent, the bicycle will come back out of moth balls.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)

675 Forgot about Batman.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)



Wasn't he the first ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

676 663 There is not a bad Val Kilmer movie.

Batman Forever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

That blew dead, rotting, maggot-infested goat carcasses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

677 Yeah, strip club and eating do not go together.

Not even for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (HALdu)

678 That blew dead, rotting, maggot-infested goat carcasses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
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This conversation is taking a disturbing turn...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (mWzQJ)

679

And the reason I very recently decided to to only to mini mo-mees rears it's ugly head... again.

Later.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (5u3aN)

680 This conversation is taking a disturbing turn...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:30 PM (mWzQJ)


Shit. Mosey back into the 2 and 3 hundreds.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1)

681 Yeah....I've learned a few times that I'm not 25 anymore.....Why I started yesterday with some very light stuff. Will ease my way into it again.

If N TX weather stays decent, the bicycle will come back out of moth balls.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Right on. I'm glad to offer my occasional encouragement, if you like.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

682 Was that the one with Schwarzenegger?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (PUmDY)

683 Right on. I'm glad to offer my occasional encouragement, if you like.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)


Mutual, sir.

I just have to stop getting bored with it.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)

684 Was that the one with Schwarzenegger?


Wasn't Uma in that one, too ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

685 Was that the one with Schwarzenegger?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
-----
I think so. And Uma Thurman.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (mWzQJ)

686 Was that the one with Schwarzenegger?




Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

687 i thought top gun was disturbing. made me wonder about navy pilots.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

688 Bring back bad memories?
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:26

There have been times I have been Invited over for dessert. Don't need your stinking cousins.

But thanks anyways.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (1MwUx)

689 In a serious country all non US citizens from designated terrorist harboring countries (to whom the protections of the Bill of Rights does not extend, would have 48 hours to report for questioning and a background check at their nearest, designated Homeland Security office or be issued an automatic order of deportation.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (SqopC)

690 i thought top gun was disturbing. made me wonder about navy pilots.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)


I'm gettin a hard on......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)

691 Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Then Arnold and Uma must be in the Bat-nipples one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (mWzQJ)

692 60
Welp, I got whacked today. Called me in and told me I just wasn't working out.

Mixed feelings. But I was going in every morning sick with fear. The partner who was my boss is a hard, demanding person who doesn't hesitate to fire people who don't meet his standards.

So, looking for another job. One thing for sure, it won't be at a law firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:38 PM (7rVsF)

Aw, damn. Never fun. Sounds like it was a horrible place, though.

Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (65i3Q)

693 If twatter ONT WTF posts are any indication, tomight's ONT is gonna be lit AF.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (VcFUs)

694 690: not surprising.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

695 690 i thought top gun was disturbing. made me wonder about navy pilots.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

It isn't gay if it's volleyball day...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

696 Gotta tell ya, I'm feeling pretty good. Exercise agrees with me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, you may be having an positive impact on me! I have been trying to get back into a coherent structured exercise routine for far too long. Maybe I'll use you as my exemplar!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)

697 good luck, Hadrian.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (ykYG2)

698 It's motivating to hear about gainzzz. That's why Ace does it I think. And to brag.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)

699 683 Right on. I'm glad to offer my occasional encouragement, if you like.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

Mutual, sir.

I just have to stop getting bored with it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Appreciated. It's easy to get in a rut, especially with cardio.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

700 Good evening, everyone. I am posting this from inside the car wash.


WellThanks for listening, God bless

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (fjtKW)

701
Insom, you may be having an positive impact on me! I have been trying to get back into a coherent structured exercise routine for far too long. Maybe I'll use you as my exemplar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)


Whatever it takes.

Neglect your body and it will neglect you.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

702 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (SqopC)

We Haven't been serious about resident alien populations since FDR interned the Japanese!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (+00Vt)

703 scroll down
some funny Harry memes from the RAF

https://harrymarkle.wordpress.com/2020/01/10/
the-sussex-crisis-reactions-and-responses/

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (G546f)

704 Is it okay to down a shot when Trump mentions "Space Force" if it's a recorded speech? Does it have to be live?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

705 Insom, you may be having an positive impact on me! I have been trying to get back into a coherent structured exercise routine for far too long. Maybe I'll use you as my exemplar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:36 PM (+00Vt)

You must be pretty damn desperate...

I'm no fitness guru but I'm happy to provide whatever tips and encouragement I can!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

706 Stop this sclerotic vessel shaming. Celebrate your thromboses and edema !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (SqopC)

707 700: open your sunroof, for better reception.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

708 Appreciated. It's easy to get in a rut, especially with cardio.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)


Cycling.....elliptical....bowflex.....push ups....sit ups....treadmills....running.....

I try to vary it up, yet still find myself bored.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)

709 Hadrian, where do you live?

Huntsville, AL is hiring like it's WWI draft days. Check out any of the big defense contractors hiring sites. In most cases relocation is paid for .

Lockheed Martin has to fill 3000 positions before 2021. Just. For. Hypersonic. Defense.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (VcFUs)

710 Good evening, everyone. I am posting this from inside the car wash



water shutoff at the house again ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

711 Good evening, everyone. I am posting this from inside the car wash.


WellThanks for listening, God bless
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2020 09:37 PM (fjtKW)


Well, I certainly hope it's not a scene from Top Gear.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)

712 Good evening, everyone. I am posting this from inside the car wash.
---

Are you in a car or just enjoying the soft cloth wash?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

713 chavez the hugo

Neptunus Lex, the great warrior poet of Naval Aviation, was XO of TOPGUN.

One Word. All Caps. No.

He hated Top Gun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

714 Hadrian--

This will turn out to be a blessing in disguise for you.

No one should be treated as you were.

A better door will open.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

715 712 Good evening, everyone. I am posting this from inside the car wash.
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Are you in a car or just enjoying the soft cloth wash?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

Is it a bikini car wash?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

716 Gravity wins.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (1MwUx)

717 713; as did i.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)

718 Gravity wins.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (1MwUx)


You're tellin me.....

Posted by: Saggy Tits McGee at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (Zz0t1)

719 Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)




Jim Carrey has been reduced to making paintings that could pass for something a 2nd grader might do. A 2nd grader who wasn't even trying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (lv1Lz)

720 Hadrian , sorry to hear this, I know you gave it your best, but it sounds the asshole factor in management would have made minefield clearing a welcome alternative. I sincerely hope you find something quickly that works for and permits you to be a key player going forward.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (+00Vt)

721 Evening all

Busy navy week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (n12hH)

722 Cycling.....elliptical....bowflex.....push ups....sit ups....treadmills....running.....

I try to vary it up, yet still find myself bored.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)

I understand that. It can help to find an exercise buddy or join a running group so you can motivate each other and hold conversation to pass the time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

723 @708
Seriously, look into BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, not some perverse act as many in the horde were surely presuming). If you're in a good place people will go as heavy or as light as you want to go. And its always a challenge/always changing. A lot of it is really mental sharpness (combined with a lot of heavy bodies trying to squeeze the life out of you, but generally in a controlled, nice way).
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)

724 Hadrian--

This will turn out to be a blessing in disguise for you.

No one should be treated as you were.

A better door will open.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)


Everything happens for a reason.

You'll be better off.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

725 I can't believe I'm sitting here in the dark hiding from the dog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

726 Sponge, you sound like a team sports kind of guy.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)

727 Jim Carrey has been reduced to making paintings that could pass for something a 2nd grader might do. A 2nd grader who wasn't even trying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 09:41 PM (lv1Lz)


I find myself strangely disappointed he hasn't shot himself yet......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

728 I think only once have been in one of those car washes you drive through while in the vehicle.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCEU2)

729 Hadrian the Seventh.

Sorry to hear you were a victim of bad personal management. It happens. Don't beat yourself up.

I have a possible research / patent gig if you email me. Not a lot of money, but some. Include your glowing bio from your past work, and I will put you in touch with an owner looking at some water purification patents to file.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

730 Gravity wins.

Wait 'til you get a load of me.

Posted by: the Second Law of Thermodynamics at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ykYG2)

731 723 @708
Seriously, look into BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, not some perverse act as many in the horde were surely presuming). If you're in a good place people will go as heavy or as light as you want to go. And its always a challenge/always changing. A lot of it is really mental sharpness (combined with a lot of heavy bodies trying to squeeze the life out of you, but generally in a controlled, nice way).
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)

Rollin' around with all them thweaty menthz!

Posted by: Antoine Meriweather and Blane Edwards at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

732 heard jim carey just plays with boogers now. sad part is they aren't his.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

733 Cycling.....elliptical....bowflex.....pushps....situps....treadmills....running

That's just my pre-workout warmup.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (EgshT)

734 Sponge, you sound like a team sports kind of guy.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)


Strange, but I've always been more of a loner, really. I like team, but usually gravitate toward my own thing. Maybe that should change, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

735 Jewells45

Did you lose power? It was dicey here for a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

736 @731
Then I guess you won't be liking Saturdays.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (SqopC)

737 Someday we can share video and hate each other.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (1MwUx)

738 Jim Carrey's upcoming venture is in a movie version of Sonic The Hedgehog. Talk about a sordid paycheck. I honestly think blowing truckers at a rest stop would be a more noble calling.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

739 Guess so NGU, having that threat of war dangling over the country puts everyone on the edge.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)

740 Almost-Zombie RBG

Free climb El Capitan in a squall for your next trick. Trump needs a new SCOTUS selection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

741 I should take the clothes off of the treadclimber and get on the damn thing.

Right after this doughnut.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (XVaPh)

742 739 Guess so NGU, having that threat of war dangling over the country puts everyone on the edge.
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)

Combat dentistry isn't for pussies.

Posted by: Antoine Meriweather and Blane Edwards at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

743 Strange, but I've always been more of a loner, really. I like team, but usually gravitate toward my own thing. Maybe that should change, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

I was thinking basketball or something.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)

744 Has Space Force started hiring yet?

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)

745 Seriously, look into BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, not some perverse act as many in the horde were surely presuming). If you're in a good place people will go as heavy or as light as you want to go. And its always a challenge/always changing. A lot of it is really mental sharpness (combined with a lot of heavy bodies trying to squeeze the life out of you, but generally in a controlled, nice way).
Really, look into it. It's been a long time since I saw 29 in the rear view and you can do it on your own terms.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)


My joints hate you right now.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (Zz0t1)

746 Off Men on Socks sock!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

747 Tiny baby storm in South Austin. Not complaining. Others here getting small hail.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (hr5kG)

748 Has Space Force started hiring yet?
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (+00Vt)

749 721 Evening all

Busy navy week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:42 PM (n12hH)

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Many news outlets in the Hampton Roads / Tidewater area, which includes Norfolk Naval Base, are reporting on a brawl that broke out at the Christmas party for the USS Eisenhower held at a local hotel.

The hotel was trashed in the process.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=94193

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)

750 I was thinking basketball or something.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)


It's been a LONG time since I played. It might cause issues.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)

751 Nevergiveup

Good evening, Sir.

Friday Flail-Exs are so much fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

752 No NaCly.. my daughter is dogsitting for my brother and little Moose is being a shithead. Kept us (me and hubby) up half the night last night. Trying to make him go to bed but he's not having it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

753 A peaceful emissary of the Religion of Peace just spreading peace and love in his own peaceful way.

Posted by: Shelgel at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (zs/zG)

754 I've been consistent on our elliptical for the last four weeks. First time I've ever used it since we bought it four years ago.

Had to climb six flights of stairs at a parking garage and man what a difference from before.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 09:48 PM (hr5kG)

755 There is a small park with a small court on it I could start sheepishly trying to dribble around......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1)

756 @745
I have 0 degrees of flexion in my right hip due to OA. So no oma plata on one side, so I suck in the mount position (yes it sounds bad but not what you think). But unless your elbows and your knees and both hips and your back is shot, there are things you can get good at.
And BTW my back used to have periodic horrible episodes; though knock wood and praise all that is Holy I haven't had a flareup in years.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (SqopC)

757 I saw the trailers for that Sonic movie. Holy crap, it looks terrible.

Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (65i3Q)

758 Free climb El Capitan in a squall

Meh. That was yesterday.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (EgshT)

759 Jewells45

That sounds like a lot to handle. At least you haven
t lost your power.


One under a blanket freezes. Two under a blanket thrives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

760 There is a small park with a small court on it I could start sheepishly trying to dribble around......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah. Good start. Good fun.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)

761 I have 0 degrees of flexion in my right hip due to OA. So no oma plata on one side, so I suck in the mount position (yes it sounds bad but not what you think). But unless your elbows and your knees and both hips and your back is shot, there are things you can get good at.
And BTW my back used to have periodic horrible episodes; though knock wood and praise all that is Holy I haven't had a flareup in years.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:49 PM (SqopC)


We actually used to have a UFC gym nearby, but it closed down mid last year.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

762 Very tired, to stay up for the ONT or just catch it 0DarkThirty?

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (ZCEU2)

763 197 I love how they have the news guys out with their cameras driving around DFW because it's RAINING.......Enemy of the people knows no bounds.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

They're still spooked from the tornadoes last fall...

Further south, we're getting a lot of rain and high winds, but no sirens.

Posted by: sal at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (bo8pf)

764 If you curse ... curse in the kings English or some shit

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (1MwUx)

765 Well, he's 7 now.. he's more neurotic that ever. Jesus. I gave up and let him back upstairs. Now he's back bugging my husband lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (dUJdY)

766 IIRC, didn't Kilmer develop throat cancer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 09:51 PM (2B9A/)

767 Guess so NGU, having that threat of war dangling over the country puts everyone on the edge.
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (ZCEU2)

No. LT Fitreps do. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (n12hH)

768 Imma start a new business that sells candles that smells like my junk. Its called.......wait for it..........Yankme Candle

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (9dzlp)

769 @761
I would bet there's a BJJ place near you. Google anything Gracie near you. There are many, many other schools /systems as well. I still do other things when I can't get there but it's a great way to challenge yourself at a certain point in your life. I felt like crap/tired tonight and managed to get to class. I have never regretted going to class that I wasn't sure I was going to.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (SqopC)

770 764; phuckin a.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (KP5rU)

771 Jewells!

Give Moose a smooch from Aunt Ladyl!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

772 Holy snikes, it's true, the NYC Bar association is lobbying to get congress to investigate AG Barr for bias in investigating the investigators!!!!

That is nucking futs.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (8IS1R)

773 One under a blanket freezes. Two under a blanket thrives.

I'm quite comfy under my blankey by myself.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

774 Wel, lated to long,
ONT NOOD

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ZCEU2)

775 Imma start a new business that sells candles that smells like my junk. Its called.......wait for it..........Yankme Candle
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 10, 2020 09:52 PM (9dzlp)


I think the frumunda cheese market is already cornered.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

776 Pigs in a blanket are delicious.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

777 Thread longer than my tapeworm

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (1MwUx)

778 @761
And generally I would stay away from the UFC type places. A lot of kids who want to experiment with a flying crab takedown and generally out of control A holes. Learn at a dedicated BJJ place and if you want to cross train then maybe go somewhere else from there with some friends.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (SqopC)

779 lol.. I will Ladyl.. little shit doesn't deserve it though. He's really gonna be a handful when my daughter moves to the night shift, Lord help me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

780 I can't believe I'm sitting here in the dark hiding from the dog.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

Not sure of the context, but this might be the best opening line of a story I've read in a long time. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 10, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

781 Jewell--You can't be mad at Moose. He's too cute.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

782 And of course... I am the new willow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

783 767

Nevergiveup

LOL. Good times.
Don't you get them to write the first draft, and you rank them and sprinkle the magic words into the final?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

784 Don't you get them to write the first draft, and you rank them and sprinkle the magic words into the final?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah but they write terrible Fitreps.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2020 09:57 PM (n12hH)

785 Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons

Never thought about it, but you are right. Bio-warfare dog looking for people --> horror story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

786 Nevergiveup

Well, the Medical Corps starts out as LTs, so they are newbies. Good luck. I know what a pain it is to get as right as you can.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

787 I opened my big fat mouth about Pilates and got a bunch of Pilates shit for Christmas. Not the $2k remodeler or whatever it's called, though. (The thing that looks like a medieval rack, lol.) Just a bar with stretchy bands and some circle thing and an inflatable ball. And a DVD, of course.

Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 09:58 PM (65i3Q)

788 Gem

I made the mistake of getting a piece of exercise equipment for my wife. Once. *shudder*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

789 Salty! Lol. Mr. Gem learned this lesson long ago - this was from the kids. They thought they did good.

Posted by: Gem at January 10, 2020 10:18 PM (65i3Q)

790 THE PALOMINO CLUB 1949-1995

just up the street from my abode...moved into the neighborhood just in time to watch it's death and the artists included.......Johnny Cash, Hoyt Axton, Willie (much younger), Buck Owens...What the? Flying Burrito Brothers,The Long Ryder's, Tex & The Horseheads,this was an Effin Cowboy bar and night club in NOHO...the 70's brought an attempt to include some Rock&Roll so (I sh*t you not my M&M brethren)
George Harrison,John Fogerty, Bob Dylan,Taj Mahal The Pretenders, The Outlaws, New Riders of the Purple Sage and the list just goes on up to and including a very early Green Day.

Now it's one of the multiple Russian/Armenian "Banquet Halls"....(always sporting the the high end euro cars on the weekends) with the chain smoking Russian ex-mil types out front ....

me hood...

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 10, 2020 10:24 PM (kFkpX)

791 And to say that I was FIRST! on his thread. I'm so PROUD!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 11, 2020 12:39 AM (HuH1F)

792 And apparently I'm the last.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 11, 2020 12:49 AM (HuH1F)

793 Is that even possible?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 11, 2020 12:50 AM (HuH1F)

794 ok Ace, that was lol (literally) funny as shit

Posted by: SamIam at January 11, 2020 01:12 AM (oasF3)

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