"Prince" Harry, Meghan Markle Step Back From Their Virtually Non-existent Royal Duties to Seek Fame As Neokardashians

I do not know about the "royals," but an expert (meaning only: She's British) told me that it's her sense that Meghan Markle is unhappy that her husband isn't a bigger deal (he's not in line for the kingship, at least not while his brother's alive) and wants to be Kardashian-level famous.

Meanwhile, both of them want to be #SuperWoke. The royal family does its fair share of wokeness, but they don't want to be fully woke.


So they're stepping back from their roles as "royals" and will seek their fortunes as talentless famous-for-being-famous celebrities and Internet Influencers.

The decision was announced Wednesday on Instagram after reports surfaced that Markle and Prince Harry were contemplating moving to Canada and giving up their royal titles.


"Discussions with The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are at an early stage," the Palace said in a statement. "We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through."

Brendan O'Neill writes about the would-be King and Queen of Woke.

Forget the tripe about them fleeing the racism of the UK tabloids and the nonsense about the first DOC (duchess of colour) not being made to feel welcome in the stiff, white House of Windsor. No, H&M, the most right-on royals in history, are breaking off so that they can foist even more woke bollocks on the plebs without having to worry about receiving a tutting phone-call from Her Maj's press secretary reminding them that they’re royalty and not virtue-signalling Hollywood celebs.

Megxit, as this royal bombshell is wittily being called, is a striking sign of the times. What Harry and Meghan are doing is virtually unprecedented in the history of the royals. They are jacking in their jobs (I say jobs) as senior royals and pursuing a more 'financially independent' path that will allow them to earn, travel and – this is important – jabber on about their pet concerns and causes as much as they like.


Even leaving aside the fact that they won’t actually be financially independent – they’ll still get wads of cash from the Duchy of Cornwall and will still stay in that Frogmore Cottage us British taxpayers just splashed 2.4million quid on – still their move is a startling and concerning one.

According to the BBC, Queen Elizabeth is reportedly "disappointed" and "hurt" by the announcement.

And not only was the Queen not fully consulted about this, but reports say she asked the couple not to make a formal announcement about semi-abandoning their "royal" positions.

[Their statement about the decision being in "early stages"] seemed to suggest the rest of the royal family was blindsided by the announcement, and BBC reported that "no other royal -- including the queen or Prince William -- was consulted." But if that wasn't enough drama for you, CNN's AnneClaire Stapleton is now reporting the queen actually was consulted about the statement, and she specifically asked Harry not to issue it. Harry, CNN reports, "went ahead with it anyway."


Trump commented, because of course he did. He doesn't forget slights.

"I think it's sad," Trump said. "[The Queen] is a great woman. She's never made a mistake ... She's had like a flawless time."

"I don't want to get into the whole thing, but I just have such respect for the Queen," he added. "I don't think this should be happening to her."

This isn't the first time Trump has been critical of the Duchess of Sussex. Last June, he called Markle "nasty" when he learned that she'd threatened to move to Canada in 2016 if Trump won the election.

I can't wait for this pair to sign a deal with Gwynneth Paltrow's celebrity nonsense business "GOOP" and license a new "Royal Jelly" candle.


Posted by: Ace at 06:37 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1

They'll be doing internet-subcriber-based pornography shows in 5 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:39 PM (vxvj6)

2 First???

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

3 Whoa, what's happening, where am I.......

Posted by: JROD at January 10, 2020 06:39 PM (0RhVK)

4 Now I just looked for a nood 2 minutes ago

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)

5 She not that hot if you ask me.

Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at January 10, 2020 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

6 Okay, second. Close enough.
Hey everybody.

There's a new meme of this on FB btw... basically it's a pic of Prince Harry with the woman he apparently should have married, Yoko Ono.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (L2ZTs)

7 @1 soothsayer- isn't that Netflix?

Posted by: JROD at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (0RhVK)

8 So who transitions first, Meggie, or Harry? Odds, anyone?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (90T4r)

9
A weak dummy married a grasping whore.

The End

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (NM5l/)

10 Their coming to America all right, but California or New York?

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

11 FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

12 A couple of worthless lumps of protoplasm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)

13

Neokardashians are at war with the Neoromulans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (aKsyK)

14 What a pair of plonkers.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

15 They'll both die naked in separate ditches at different coasts of America.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

16
Hey, Harry and Megal, I know!
I know what you two can do to "save the planet" --
kill yourselves. Show your commitment to eliminating your "carbon footprint.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (vxvj6)

17 Prince Harry is, like SIXTH in line to the throne. Not only is his Dad ahead of him, but his older brother too, and then ALL of his older brother's kids. So: He will never be king. So he just said "Fuck it," and blew the whole thing off.

Wait until he realizes that without his royal position, he is a total zero, just another Eurotrash loser.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (fK2gX)

18 Have you ever had a family member that married a loser woman, and you know it, but you also know that they aren't going to listen to your advice. And then you watch the loser woman drag them down to Loserville?

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (V8zw+)

19 5 She not that hot if you ask me.
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at January 10, 2020 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

I said yesterday she has standard barista looks. Maybe a second glance over your latte.

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (90T4r)

20 Roll 'er in some mud though and I might reconsider.

Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

21 With all due respect, Mr President, the Queen did make a mistake. I present for your consideration: Charles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (2B9A/)

22 I saw Neokardashians open for Nero at The Bomb Factory in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

23 5 She not that hot if you ask me.
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at January 10, 2020 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

Considering, I have to agree with this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (2B9A/)

24 Being unwanted in your own country cant be to much fun.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)

25 Harry, Cuck of Sussex.

Wow imagine letting your woman run over your life like this. I remember being with a girl who started to sow divisions and I saw where it was headed and dropped her like a bad habit.

Really a woman or a man who tries to split you off from your family should be kicked to the curb at the earliest opportunity. Their intentions are shit and you're doomed if you stay with them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (j3npP)

26 Gold-digging whore

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (JcXHH)

27
paraphrasing some fine commenter on this very blog the other day..."back in the eighteenth century, some people did some things so that I never had to give a flaming fcuk about the royal family..."

I'm thinking about having a t-shirt made

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (ed6io)

28 1

They'll be doing internet-subcriber-based pornography shows in 5 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:39 PM (vxvj6)

------------------------------------------

Are there still people out there who pay for porn?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (CAJOC)

29 There's a lot of interesting rumors out there, including: (1) this wedding was arranged by NWO types to set up a means to money-launder tax money into left wing causes (see: Clinton foundation. See also: The Sussex Foundation is a listed business, not a charity)
(2) they never had a baby, but have used a prop and/or borrowed a baby.
There's some interesting compilations on youtube showing how her "tummy" seemed to slip and differ in size drastically day to day.
Lots of fun to check out, what a mess.

Posted by: artemis at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (AwPyG)

30 His Dad is probably that polo player guy anyway.

They probably stay away from 23andMe type stuff.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ufFY8)

31 First Harry will never be king. Ever.

Second.. yeah.. what Dack Thrombosis said.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

32 I've always liked the Queen. She's a classy lady. Never go against your Grandma. Bad form.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

33 After reading the fat studies thread, I was compelled to go watch Fauxcahonkie do her stripper routine...


I'll be in ma bunk.

Posted by: GILF PR0N at January 10, 2020 06:44 PM (VcFUs)

34 Really a woman or a man who tries to split you off from your family should be kicked to the curb at the earliest opportunity. Their intentions are shit and you're doomed if you stay with them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (j3npP)

Unfortunately I was well into my marriage before this started happening.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

35 Inbreds and Canada go together like poutine and gravy.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (6/uwW)

36 I say Liz should cut them out, officially, entirely, and let them go flip burgers and not whore out the Crown.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

37
Who here likes that The Watcher shit?

In this video, youtuber SARGON explains a few things to youtuber CRITICAL DRINKER. It's actually interesting because it's about generals and history and war and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iMBfBH4E5E

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (vxvj6)

38 Of course The Queen has never made a mistake. She's had an iPod replete with the greatest oratory in recorded history to study for years.

Posted by: B. Hussain Obama at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (DMUuz)

39 Sponge - Meghan in California, Harry in New York.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

40 #BREAKING: New York City Bar Association asks Congress to investigate Barr's conduct

NYC Bar will now recuse themselves of all DOJ cases

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (Zxs9d)

41 Really a woman or a man who tries to split you off
from your family should be kicked to the curb at the earliest
opportunity. Their intentions are shit and you're doomed if you stay
with them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (j3npP)



THIS

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

42 So, will the Queen take all his money away? I mean, he hasn't earned dick and the money is royal money. If he's no longer royal, there's no royal money, right?

Enjoy poverty, fuckhead.

Move to San Fran where you can at least shit wherever you want.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Good luck with that Twatter career, kids.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

44 Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (ed6io)

My sentiment exactly.

I do not give a fvck about the royal family. I do not give a fvck about anyone who believes that he has a position above me in the grand scheme of things simply because of the vagina he popped out of.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (wYseH)

45 Unfortunately (or not) GOOP is not a nonsense business. But Gwyneth paltrow is full of nonsense.

Since these two royal types want to move to North America to get away from their duties and spread their super duper wokeness, they should move to Mexico. Perhaps to one of the pueblos controlled by a cartel. Then they could preach their peace and love and kumbaya wokeness where it might do some good.



Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (wMHPW)

46 So, what network is going to hire them for a talk show? I'm guessing Netflix, doesn't Barry own part of that now? That sort of pandering thing is something Barry would want in on, since he aspires to "royalty."

Posted by: shibumi, now with a library at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

47 Their inevitable "leaked" sex tape should be interesting.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (xPl2J)

48 "Discussions with The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are at an early stage," 

-
Duke Dynasty or The Dukes of Blather.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (RPKy6)

49 Neokardashians
****
Did you make that up Ace? Cuz it's awesome

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (h1jJh)

50 The Royals have become a reality show, subsidized by the people of Great Britain.

The monarchy has outlived its relevance.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)

51 The Duke and Duchess of Douche

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

52

SHE'S NOT EVEN HALF HOT.

I know the kid is goofy is kinda looks like an awkward Howdy Doody, but he's a legit "prince" and shit; he could've snagged a way hotter piece of ass, and a lot less woke, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:47 PM (vxvj6)

53 Harry is tangentially royal via Diana but not Charles.

also I don't give a rats ass

BUT..sigh...but

this is just another example of the Global Left sneaking into an institution of Western Civ, killing/gutting/wearing it, and destroying it.

and it was SO EASY! if they let her get away with this. it will destroy what it means to be a Royal. she's a freaking "suitcase girl" from a game show. and they're going to let her take down the English Monarchy? Because POC?!?!

wack

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 10, 2020 06:47 PM (Rarvo)

54 Off nasty pervert sock, you disgust me with your filthy urges and nocturnal emissions.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)

55 LOL, latest random CNN chyron:

TRUMP NOW CLAIMS SOLEIMANI TARGETED 4 US EMBASSIES, WITHOUT EVIDENCE OR EXPLANATION OF 'IMMINENT' THREAT


Ooops, now it changed to


CNN: US UNSUCCESSFULLY TARGETED ANOTHER IRANIAN MILITARY OFFICIAL ON SAME DAY AS SOLEIMANI STRIKE

lolgf traitor CNN



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (ufFY8)

56
The sex must be mind-blowing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

57 thought it said nebraskan's. those two fucks would never make it in nebraska. fuck those two blubbering twits. vomit inducing leeches. just go the fuck away. i

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (KP5rU)

58 The reason the Left LOVE this royal couple is that, under some unlikely scenario, they could produce a British King who was part black.

Meghan McGarklearkle claims to be part black, and says he pale-skinned mother identified as "African-American," though probably was only 1/4 black. So Meghan is maybe 1/8 black, and her kids are 1/16 black, and if an asteroid wiped out every other member of the royal family, that kid could become king. The Left just LOVES the idea of a black British king, so they have the hots for this irrelevant royal also-ran couple.

That's the never-discussed secret of why they are feted in the press.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (fK2gX)

59 Would have said Harry would get one of Hunter's jobs board paying no work but not sure who would touch him here either.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

60 I do not give a fvck about the royal family. I do not give a fvck about anyone who believes that he has a position above me in the grand scheme of things simply because of the vagina he popped out of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2020 06:46 PM (wYseH)

Not arguing that.

On the other hand... the little kid in me who loves history, the struggles, tragedy, villainy and nobility, successes and reverses has a soft spot for the trappings of these things that carry over to the modern age. That they are mere pale and shoddy reflections of past glory is a fair point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (2B9A/)

61
Their coming to America all right, but California or New York?
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)


To them California and New York is America.
Between lies the "great void".

Posted by: YIKES! at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (t6XCL)

62
"The Duck of Sussex..."

"That's Duke."

"Duck I says."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (NM5l/)

63 A brainless clown who goes to a party dressed as "Hister"
Will marry a no-talent fame-hag who has dreams of increasing the stupidity of the world.
They will accomplish nothing in their empty, worthless lives.
And the Lion will weep.

Nostradamus (Prophecy from 1555)

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (N3dxC)

64 We will never be royals.

https://tinyurl.com/qyuhhva

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

65 56
The sex must be mind-blowing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

Probably. And someday Harry might get to experience it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

66 @25 Dack Thrombosis- Ny marriage to her would have ended the day she said I couldn't go fox hunting. Would have bounced her ass right then. Cuck is right. I'd be F'ing embarrassed if I was a Brit that the best our prime could do was a third tier actress. Anything less than a Brazilian Victoria Secrets Supermodel totally unacceptable.

Posted by: JROD at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (0RhVK)

67 Of all the idiots he could have chosen - it's just embarrassing that he chose an ass of a wife, but then again the royals aren't known for making the best choices in marriage.

Yeesh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2020 06:49 PM (UdCe2)

68 On the other hand... the little kid in me who loves
history, the struggles, tragedy, villainy and nobility, successes and
reverses has a soft spot for the trappings of these things that carry
over to the modern age. That they are mere pale and shoddy reflections
of past glory is a fair point.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (2B9A/)



I was going to say I love the history of it all, but you did it way better.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (lwiT4)

69 A brainless clown who goes to a party dressed as "Hister"
Will marry a no-talent fame-hag who has dreams of increasing the stupidity of the world.
They will accomplish nothing in their empty, worthless lives.
And the Lion will weep.

Nostradamus (Prophecy from 1555)



Yep. This sounds just like one of the quatrains.

/I am embarrassed to admit I have read them..

Posted by: shibumi, now with a library at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

70 If you do a search of Meghan Markle it's all she's leaving because of racism, lead of course by CNN and the NY Times.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

71 The sex must be mind-blowing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)


Well, between the two of them, there's not much mind to blow.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg came to Georgia on Friday to meet influential Democrat Stacey Abrams and then rally a white-collar crowd of supporters around his late-starting, unusual White House campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (Zxs9d)

73 Anybody could have predicted that SHE would end up being a shitshow. It just happened sooner than I expected.

She was a shallow, self indulgent actress who looked good. That's ALL she was. The media made this huge deal out of her. Then the wedding is over and miss thang found out that the rest of the royal family viewed her as a nobody, and a foreign one at that.

So she goes to Canada in a snit and drags that dummy she married with her. It's okay though, the world is full of retards who will fawn over them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (+lVUW)

74 Prince Harry is, like SIXTH in line to the throne. Not only is his Dad ahead of him, but his older brother too, and then ALL of his older brother's kids. So: He will never be king. So he just said "Fuck it," and blew the whole thing off.

Wait until he realizes that without his royal position, he is a total zero, just another Eurotrash loser.
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 06:42 PM (fK2gX)

He should have learned from the experience of his bitter, almost completely cut off by his grandma great uncle Prince Edward.

He had to scrape along and come to the Queen begging for money more than once. And he was much higher in the hierarchy that the redhead.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (wMHPW)

75 William married a nice non royal, has 3 cute kids(his wife's DNA helps), does his duty as a future king and doesn't embarrass Granny. Poor Harry lost his way after he left the army didn't he?

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (RueoN)

76

Are "cat years" the same as "dog years?"
You know, 7.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (vxvj6)

77 56
The sex must be mind-blowing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

Probably. And someday Harry might get to experience it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

---

The royals have lost both Epstien and Savile!

Who's scoring kids for them now?

Can Anglican bishops get kids as easily as Catholic bishops?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (N3dxC)

78 So, no more colonialism for them, I suppose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

79 I kinda wish the queen would go scorched earth with these two yahoos. Take away their titles, their trust funds and all their " perks"
Let them become social pariahs. They never saw how Fergie crashed and burned after she was cast off after the divorce. Harry thinks by invoking his mother's name he's going to get his way, not. Gonna. Happen.
I hope.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (a4qVe)

80 #BREAKING: New York City Bar Association asks Congress to investigate Barr's conduct

Is Avenatti running this shitshow from prison? What a dumbfuck gaggle of ambulance chasers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (y7DUB)

81 yacht twat and her brain dead ginger cuck. zero fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (KP5rU)

82 I found out yesterday that people are saying Markle is black.

I still don't see it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

83 he's not in line for the kingship, at least not while his brother's alive

I don't think he's in line while all of William's kids are alive, either.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (Z1eux)

84 I wish the Queen would completely cut them off financially. Let's see how long Meggie hangs around then.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

85
Harry is way down the line now. Every kid Kate spits out gets ahead of Harry in line. That's why he was allowed to marry the likes of Meggie Sparkles. Which they are all now regretting even so.

Mark Steyn explained it well. Meggie and Harry were going to be "minor royals". Meggie was expecting a life like a Hollywood A-lister, and found that a minor royal was nothing like that.

They have duties and expectations, and it's not about about them, but the country they represent. As Steyn, said, a minor royal has to do things like show up at some ceremony for the Orphans' Hospital in New Zealand, and it's not about them, it's really about medical care for orphans in New Zealand.

Meggie didn't want to have to do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (f1Vqw)

86 A brainless clown who goes to a party dressed as "Hister"
Will marry a no-talent fame-hag who has dreams of increasing the stupidity of the world.
They will accomplish nothing in their empty, worthless lives.
And the Lion will weep.

Nostradamus (Prophecy from 1555)



Yep. This sounds just like one of the quatrains.

/I am embarrassed to admit I have read them..

Posted by: shibumi, now with a library

----

Let's face it: The guy would be nowhere without help from Al Stewart!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (N3dxC)

87 20 quatloos on the ditches thing

Posted by: x at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (nFwvY)

88 Are "cat years" the same as "dog years?"
You know, 7.
Posted by: Soothsayer
---------

No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (CDGwz)

89 Are "cat years" the same as "dog years?"
You know, 7.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:51 PM (vxvj6)


Each "year" depends on the breed and size, so that's an old wives tale that fails miserably in real life, but it's cute, so why not?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

90 This is as bad as Salami or Presley getting dead.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (1MwUx)

91 More info re: money-laundering:
apparently Charles doubled her "wardrobe" budget to 2 million pounds each year, but then it was discovered that most of her clothes are donated for merching. Where's the $$ going?
There was 5 million allocated to renovate Frogmore cottage. the local windsor residents, however, say no one has EVER lived there and there are no signs it has been renovated.
Hard to believe the Royal Family didn't know about any of this

Posted by: artemis at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (AwPyG)

92 I don't think he's in line while all of William's kids are alive, either.

Correct. Next in line when the Queen dies is Charles (shudder), William, then his children.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

93 No.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat
------

Cat Genes > Dog Genes.

Well known fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (CDGwz)

94 Prince Harry should be in someone's dead pool . Not saying this as a joke. It'd be horrible, but I think the clock is ticking on this guy. He's gonna off himself.

Posted by: JROD at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (0RhVK)

95 34 Really a woman or a man who tries to split you off from your family should be kicked to the curb at the earliest opportunity. Their intentions are shit and you're doomed if you stay with them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (j3npP)

Unfortunately I was well into my marriage before this started happening.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

The really cunning cunts and pricks know how to wait. Nothing to do but cut the cord. It won't get better.

Of course it can go the other way as well where the other person is so under the thumb of the family that you're going to have a rough time there as well. You gotta hope for that balanced sweet spot.

Him being a royal member of the House of Fucking Windsor is about as unique of a situation as it gets and she knew what she was getting herself into. To pull this stunt is just garbage human behavior.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (j3npP)

96 I found out yesterday that people are saying Markle is black.

I still don't see it.
Posted by: bonhomme

---

He should have married the fake-black Jan Brady girl from the Spokane NAACP!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (N3dxC)

97
Each "year" depends on the breed and size, so that's an old wives tale that fails miserably in real life, but it's cute, so why not?

Posted by: Sponge


Seems like a good Rule Of Thumb, to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (vxvj6)

98 Cat Genes > Dog Genes.

Well known fact.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (CDGwz)


No where on Earth is this the case.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Obligatory: Lord and Lady Douchebag

https://youtu.be/C6XF4RxU7xQ

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (Y4EXg)

100 You'd have thought they'd learnt their lesson about marrying American divorcees. But no.

One thing I don't get is that Meghan just isn't all that hot. Kate, yes, but Meghan is just sort of hot. (But then, Wallis Simpson wasn't exactly Grace Kelly, either.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ZbwAu)

101 If you do a search of Meghan Markle it's all she's leaving because of racism, lead of course by CNN and the NY Times.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM (4e+hS)


Her own father called her a gold digging cum dumpster before the wedding. But Harry's a lot smarter...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (y7DUB)

102 I always kinda like Harry. What a shame.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (lwiT4)

103 Hey now she went to my alma mater

Posted by: anon at January 10, 2020 06:54 PM (6n+8L)

104 She's an Ugly American.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

105 He should have married the fake-black Jan Brady girl from the Spokane NAACP!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:53 PM (N3dxC)


I'm waiting for the Rachel Dolezal porn to drop.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Odd you mention Goop -the store nextdoor to goop sells jewelry and when I was in their a few months ago the saleslady told me with great pride that Megan Markle's mother had worn one of her "pieces" "to the wedding" I said, 'Who?"

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (wMHPW)

107 64 That lux just ain't for us

I listen to that stuff

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (ZCEU2)

108 I may need to correct myself. After Williams son, it may go to whoever HIS offspring is. Eh.. I'll be dead anyway so I don't really care.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

109 Maybe Harry can be King of Toronto.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (nIvDu)

110 Well, as long as Randy Andy is around, Harry won't be the worst royal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (RPKy6)

111 Puddles!

Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (RuIsu)

112 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

113
Seriously, though, and I this thought just occurred to me.

People's average "life expectancy" has been steadily increasing over the centuries. But have the lives of dogs and cats? I really don't know.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (vxvj6)

114 First Gen Salami, then Nancy Pansy's cave - now this...the throne sniffers that is the American press are having one tough, tough week

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (32YRo)

115 Correct. Next in line when the Queen dies is Charles (shudder), William, then his children.

-------
Richard the Lion Hearted, Peter the Great, Charles the Tampon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (xSo9G)

116 Harry always struck me as a primo dumbass, even stupider than his dimwitted father. I have nothing but contempt for the Brit royals, but this episode out of their ongoing shitshow amuses me.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (MLfDH)

117 Aleph @no_itsmyturn
37m
ANNNNNNNNNNND more unconfirmed reports are now saying that Falih Al-Faddyadh was arrested in Baghdad, he is Chairman of the #PMU / #Hashd Al-Sha'bi !!!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (BqBId)

118 ''Enjoy poverty, fuckhead. ''

His mother left him a load of cash. So did the Queen Mum.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (RueoN)

119 82
I found out yesterday that people are saying Markle is black.



I still don't see it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

She has a little black in her?

Pr0nhub style??
Perhaps 'little' is not the correct word?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (ufFY8)

120 But have the lives of dogs and cats?

I don't know about cats, but definitely not dogs.

I personally am suspicious of the food we give them.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (Rarvo)

121 You know what the problem with a Royal Marriage is?

The Royal Wedding.

You can't possibly follow that up, successfully.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (IVBVQ)

122
Maybe Harry can be King of Toronto.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (nIvDu)

or Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

123 Well, this should reassure everyone that All Will Be Well:

Barak and Michelle are advising them !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (zlgJP)

124 Where have you gone Edward LongshanksA nation turns its defenestration dreams to youWoo woo woo

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

125 Meghan was a yacht girl, getting a little too long in the tooth for that. She's associated with Soho House. Rumor has it that their initial meeting was a set-up, Harry was specifically targeted, and the whole thing was done to ultimately disrupt/discredit the monarchy and make some major buck$.

This bish was caught videotaping rooms, corridors, etc. inside Kensington Palace after they were engaged. WTF???? Who does that? Who was she going to transmit that to?

That right there is probably the reason they got booted out of the palace and sent to Toad Hall. The Queen has a sense of humor: Sparkle Farkle can look out the cottage's windows at the grave of Wallis Simpson.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (COzlW)

126 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)


I was down in Deep Ellum seeing some local bands the night she died.

I remember the band my step brother used to drum for started a song "This one's dedicated to Princess Diana."

Just wish I could remember the song they played.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Kansas City Royals > Brit Roxals

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (MLfDH)

128 Turns out Harry has a sh*tload of his money including about 20M inherited from Diana ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (EvDab)

129 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (y7DUB)

130 Maybe Harry can be King of Toronto.

Posted by: t-bird

---

Wasn't that an Art Carney movie - Harry and Toronto?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (N3dxC)

131 So how do I apply for the job vacancy of "Prince of Sussex"? I'm pretty sure I'm qualified for everything except some DNA. I hear it pays pretty good too, almost as good as Hunter Biden's gig.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (h1jJh)

132 these two fucks deserve no attention from anybody. fuck 'em. off to listen to rush.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

133 Royale w/ Cheese > Brit Royals

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (IVBVQ)

134 1. Piss off the Queen
2. Abandon duty without explanation and behave like complete assholes
3. ...
4. PROFIT!!

Posted by: Lord and Lady Broke of Woke at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (SENHs)

135 This post ought to come with a bonus horoscope.

I'd like the entire royal family to "take a different approach": beheading.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (iys0/)

136 You know the thing that should be highlighted in every story about this is that Meghan is an absolute hardcore retard, the kind retards make fun of.

There was no question that Harry was never going to be king and where she would rank in the hierarchy if she married him.



Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (HALdu)

137 I prefer The Dukes of Stratosphear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (aKsyK)

138 37
Who here likes that The Watcher shit?

In this video, youtuber SARGON explains a few things to youtuber CRITICAL DRINKER. It's actually interesting because it's about generals and history and war and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iMBfBH4E5E
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 06:45 PM (vxvj6)
----
Witcher!!!! Not Watcher. The books are a hard read.
Witcher 3 the game is fantastic.

The drinker is only youtuber I've ever Patreoned. Only a buck a month, but damn that guy is good.

Don't know if you just came across the drinker.
Writes spy novels. Even in his youtube persona the guy knows what plot and pacing means.

https://www.willjordanbooks.co.uk/



Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (VYwSh)

139 May the Queen live as long as RBG +100 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

140 My cat is 19 in 3 or4 months

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)

141 I was down in Deep Ellum seeing some local bands the night she died.



I remember the band my step brother used to drum for started a song "This one's dedicated to Princess Diana."



Just wish I could remember the song they played.

Posted by: Sponge

Ding, dong the witch is dead?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

142 This worthless money grubber, fame whore trademarked "sussexroyal" months ago, planning on cashing in on hoodies, sox, and various other made in China trivia. Poor Harry is already portrayed as having had mental issues since childhood. Nothing like marrying Cruella de Ville to mold you into a raving lunatic.

I'm assuming she's moving them to North America in order to divorce him and get custody of half of his $30 million and the Royal Kid.

Posted by: EveR at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (R0z7P)

143 Wait.

If America sucks so bad, why the fuck do they want to come HERE?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

144
Yeah, by the time William gets to be King, all his kids will have likely had kids of their own, maybe even grandkids, and Harry will be way, way down the line.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (f1Vqw)

145 Really a woman or a man who tries to split you off
from your family should be kicked to the curb at the earliest
opportunity. Their intentions are shit and you're doomed if you stay
with them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 06:43 PM (j3npP)

_______


Indeed. One of the things many people don't realize is that when you marry, you are usually marrying your spouse AND their family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (WqPYg)

146 Lipstick Alley has a great "Meghan Markle unpopular opinions" thread that is a goldmine of info and snark. It's up to 2400 pages.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (COzlW)

147 Isn't King Arthur supposed to return to save Britain in the hour of its deadliest danger?

He's gotta quit slapping that snooze alarm!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (N3dxC)

148 She thought she would be a princess and when she found out she was just going to be a duchess, she had a fit, according to what I heard. She didn't like the idea that Harry had to walk behind William and Katherine, because of the succession thing. She didn't like having to ask permission from the Queen for anything. She really thought she was going to be hot sheet.

Posted by: Abby at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (pTq8w)

149 There persona non grata in England, grandma shut them out

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

150
- 112- I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.



The original gold-digger. I used to love listening to Christopher Hitchens go off on what a piece of shit she really was.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (4thlk)

151 Everybody, another one of qdpsteve's patented threadjacks:

Morrissey is coming out with a new album soon.
The title is (not joking):

I AM NOT A DOG ON A CHAIN

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)

152 People's average "life expectancy" has been steadily increasing over the centuries. But have the lives of dogs and cats? I really don't know.

Posted by: Soothsayer
--------

I'm guessing 'yes', but primarily due to diet and medical care. Moreover, I'm not sure the length of our lives has changed much at all.

Consider Psalm 90:10-14: 'The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (xSo9G)

153
Near Mar-a-Lago:
An Iranian national armed with knives has been detained by police in
Palm Beach, Florida, and police bomb squads searched his car at the
nearby airport.

The man was taken into custody on Flagler Memorial Bridge on Friday,
and also had in his possession $22,000 in U.S. currency, a machete and a
pick ax, in addition to the knives, the Palm Beach Daily News reported.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (Um4+1)

154
''Enjoy poverty, fuckhead. ''

His mother left him a load of cash. So did the Queen Mum.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 06:56 PM


never under-estimate the burn rate of someone who wants to be famous

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (ed6io)

155 143
Wait.



If America sucks so bad, why the fuck do they want to come HERE?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

_______


I thought they wanted to go to Canada, but your point stands since it sucks even worse there.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (WqPYg)

156 I know trailer park royal trash when I see it.
1 point to the House of Inbreds.

Posted by: Joe Bob at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (WX+x0)

157 Just wish I could remember the song they played.
Posted by: Sponge

David Bowie's, Always Crashing In The Same Car?

Posted by: x at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (nFwvY)

158 Is he now referred to as the redhead formerly known as Prince? Does he have a symbol for a name?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (h1jJh)

159 Morrissey is coming out with a new album soon.
The title is (not joking):

I AM NOT A DOG ON A CHAIN
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)


Good for you. Your music sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

160 If the queen or Chuckie actually took away their royal titles, then they'll just be plain old Harry and Megs Windsor, and who's gonna wanna buy their made-in-China crapola?

The papers reported yesterday that they've taken out over 100 trademarks on a bunch of "Royal Sussex" t-shirts and shit that they plan on selling from their website, but it's hard to imagine the palace powers-that-be agreeing to let them monetize the RF that way. It's crass, and it cheapens the RF brand, which is pretty much all that sets the family apart from the unwashed hordes.

Either Megs and Harry think that they can call the shots here, or they have badly miscalculated.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (k4dH2)

161 ace, this is a good thread on the whole royalty stepping back precedent

https://twitter.com/vbspurs/status/
1215014184506843138

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (G546f)

162
David Bowie's, Always Crashing In The Same Car?
Posted by: x at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (nFwvY)


I'm partial to Soundgarden's Limo Wreck myself.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

163 I prefer The Dukes of Stratosphear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

---

I prefer "Duke's Travels": that huge keyboard solo at the end of Genesis' "Duke" album.

HOLY MOTHER, that's awesome!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (N3dxC)

164 >>Just wish I could remember the song they played.

That Smell?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

165 Have you ever had a family member that married a loser woman, and you know it, but you also know that they aren't going to listen to your advice. And then you watch the loser woman drag them down to Loserville?

==


*sigh

Family, friends....

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)

166 My mind reads Frogmore as "frottage."

Posted by: fly gal at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (8TdcF)

167 The weather is nice in Canada for what maybe 2 months? Why go there?

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

168 Well, this should reassure everyone that All Will Be Well:

Barak and Michelle are advising them !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (zlgJP)


This explains everything!

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (y7DUB)

169 Demote him to Warden of the Royal Privies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

170 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.

I never got the she's-so-pretty reaction she garnered. Not ugly. But basically a 5. Sure, she looked good next to Charles, but that's because that meatball looks like he was cobbled together from spare parts by the creators of Toy Story.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (iys0/)

171 This is what is known in show business as the reverse kardashian.

You have a never was actress that managed to social climb to a rank far above her station in every way throw it away to start doing hardcore porns and getting fees for twittering about haircare products.

She is going to be in Alyssa Milano's entourage.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)

172 If you do a search of Meghan Markle it's all she's leaving because of racism, lead of course by CNN and the NY Times. 

-
I didn't even know retard was a race.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (RPKy6)

173 Sponge, mine or Morrissey's? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)

174 This bish was caught videotaping rooms, corridors, etc. inside Kensington Palace after they were engaged. WTF???? Who does that? Who was she going to transmit that to?

Dude, are you serious?

Markle's generation Instagrams every restaurant meal. You think an Insta chick is going to pass on taking video of the inside of a palace?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (9t0Zz)

175 Post-100 rule satisfied?

Guess we'll see, but the Iraqi militia kingpin being arrested would be kinda screwy, at this point, since the institutions are thoroughly controlled by Iran and its agents. But there are lots of personal and $$$ dynamics going on (surprise), so anything is possible.

Soleimani's co-explodee was the former head of the militias, had been forced out, but refused to comply, relied on personal stature (and probably $$$) to remain titular chief - paling around with the Iranian terror chief (whose dress and beard he comically aped) was part of that schtick.

Militias are in wonderful disarray and commencing to re-enact the Arab National Council scene from "Lawrence of Arabia". Surprise.

But they, and Iran, still act with impunity in Iraq. Today two journalists were killed at a protest in Basra. Iraq, Mexico - places were journalists actually do their jobs, and face real danger.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)

176 Can Bernie really pull this off? We are more fucked than I thought. All sorts of polls out today showing him surging.

Maybe Ill move to the U.K. and replace Harry.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (saprv)

177 How do Instagram influencers make money.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

178 109 Maybe Harry can be King of Toronto.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (nIvDu)

The position of Duke of New York has been filled so why not?

Put me in the not a fan of Princess Diana column. I thought she was an airhead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (j3npP)

179
British royals and American women are a bad match.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (7rVsF)

180 112 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

The Cult of Di was a creation of Tina Brown and other gossip and fashion rags. I never found anything exceptional in her other than famous for being Charles' wife.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (qAR6u)

181 Casino Royale > Brit Royals

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (MLfDH)

182 Sponge, mine or Morrissey's? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)


Haven't heard yours.

That leaves one......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Indeed. One of the things many people don't realize is that when you marry, you are usually marrying your spouse AND their family.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM

The fact that she isolated him from his family is a huge red flag. Also since the summer he's had a few public breakdowns, crying during a speech and claiming his mother's death will all the attendant trauma has bubbled up again. Sparkle Farkle is fvcking with his head big time.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (COzlW)

184
I'm partial to Soundgarden's Limo Wreck myself.
Posted by: Sponge
----

I liked, 'Vehicle', Ides of March.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (CDGwz)

185 Barak and Michelle are advising them !


Britain-hating Obama?

Yes, it does make perfect sense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

186 The man was taken into custody on Flagler Memorial Bridge on Friday,

and also had in his possession $22,000 in U.S. currency, a machete and a

pick ax, in addition to the knives, the Palm Beach Daily News reported.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 07:00 PM (Um4+1)


Sounds like enough stuff for a fine weekend in the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt channeling Slim Pickens at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ufFY8)

187 Harry was kind of cute when he was younger but he's getting bald now and will never be Hollywood handsome. She'll dump him sooner or later or when she feels she's taken him for as much as she can.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (RueoN)

188 177

They get paid to tweet their shit by companies. Not much more to it. They are basically spokespeople but on social media instead of print or tv.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (saprv)

189 She thought she would be a princess and when she found out she was just going to be a duchess, she had a fit, according to what I heard. She didn't like the idea that Harry had to walk behind William and Katherine, because of the succession thing. She didn't like having to ask permission from the Queen for anything. She really thought she was going to be hot sheet.
Posted by: Abby at January




Suggesting that there was thought in there is wrong, she is stupid. She cold have figured everything out with 1 min wikipediaing.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (HALdu)

190 I look at Charles and say...

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, PLEASE!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2020 07:05 PM (qAR6u)

191 That Mercedes headrest hit Princess Di's head so hard that it damaged Harrys brain

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (flINI)

192 >>and also had in his possession $22,000 in U.S. currency, a machete and a pick ax


Sounds like he was ready to hit the town for a typical Friday Night.


Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (IVBVQ)

193 Weird how Britain's royals slowly transformed into mere celebrities while, over the same period of time, our celebrities slowly transformed into royalty.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (N3dxC)

194 How do Instagram influencers make money.


Promotional deals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

195 #MeToo on the Diana thing. Never got all the fawning over her or all the over the top shit when she died.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (saprv)

196 "Can Bernie really pull this off? We are more fucked than I thought. All sorts of polls out today showing him surging"


It's not the Dem voters he has to worry about, I think it's his nomination, it's old guard in their party that's going to try and sabotage him. I think this Pelosi impeachment timing is part of it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (4thlk)

197 156 I know trailer park royal trash when I see it.
1 point to the House of Inbreds.
Posted by: Joe Bob at January 10, 2020 07:01 PM (WX+x0)
------
Funny, I was thinking that sitcom with them 2 in a trailer would be something. In front of a live audience.
"The Windsors of Windsor" - Ontario.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (VYwSh)

198 Sure, she looked good next to Charles, but that's because that meatball looks like he was cobbled together from spare parts by the creators of Toy Story.

I like you.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (9t0Zz)

199 This bish was caught videotaping rooms, corridors, etc. inside Kensington Palace after they were engaged. WTF???? Who does that? Who was she going to transmit that to?

Dude, are you serious?

Markle's generation Instagrams every restaurant meal. You think an Insta chick is going to pass on taking video of the inside of a palace?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM

I'm not a dude.

She was caught filming entrances, exits, etc. It wasn't like she was taping "look at this fabulous living room!" type stuff. She was recording the entire layout. Nobody is allowed to do that, not Harry or William either. Like I said, who was going to pay her for that info? Huge security issue, which is why they got booted out. William didn't want her living near him and his family.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (COzlW)

200 Princess Di did try to stop the land mine scourge

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

201 Casino Royale > Brit Royals
Posted by: kallisto
-------

*triggers Hammer's tiresome periodic comment*

I knew Daliah Lavi, and, no, you pervs, not in the Biblical sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (xSo9G)

202 I thought you had to sell soap to reach financial independence.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (axyOa)

203 >> How do Instagram influencers make money.


Selling my dirty boxer shorts.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (IVBVQ)

204 I don't know. Maybe they are not that unlike as people think. Harry always was ...problematic.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (zr5Kq)

205
Late to the thread, and I know no one cares about the royals, BUT---

When the Queen dies, it's going to be the end of an era methinks.

It's not just the royals that will decline; they'll take a lot of good stuff along with them.

So I care about the royals in an abstract way, although these particular royals are royal asses who are helping to bring about the decline of an institution that has served England well in modern times.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (3EPLG)

206
Drag a $100 bill through a marina and you get La Markle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (7rVsF)

207 The Brit Royal Family are all in-bred obsolete syphilitics.

Time for them to be "retired".


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

208 Her Majesty is "hurt?" Funny, she never said anything like that whilst her country was and is being overrun with muzzies.

In fact, I don't recall her saying anything at all about it, so I suppose it's safe to infer that she's just fine with her country being destroyed on purpose by globalist progressives.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)

209 For fun, pull up the video where they presented Archie at the palace, where Harry is holding the baby and Meghan is dressed in whilte. Say to yourself, "Harry is holding a silicone doll." Once you see it, it's hard to unsee it. LOL.

PS. No doctor every examined her during her pregnancy, and no attending doctor signed off on the birth as is required for a royal birth.
Its all a fraud.

Posted by: artemis at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (AwPyG)

210 Diana was very cute whe she hooked up with chuck but things got ugly fast with the stress and eating disorders.

By the time she had the first kid she was used.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)

211 As I see it, being born in a royal family is no guarantee of intelligence or talent of any sort. The only thing that might distinguish a royal is indoctrination from childhood in the ideals of service and access to a superior education to make that service also superior. It is only the conscientious performance of duty that makes a royal deserving of attention and respect. Abdication ends all entitlement to the respect of the people.

Posted by: pst314 at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (iRbDn)

212 At least with Di we know it was murder, not suicide.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

213 "The really cunning cunts and pricks know how to wait. Nothing to do but cut the cord. It won't get better."

Yep. The really good predators can keep their cover intact and a lot of people fooled for quite a long time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

214 64 We will never be royals.


It's not in our blood..

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

215 Is that country an anarcho-syndicalist commune yet?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (N3dxC)

216
AOC doesn't recycle?

aoc got a english bulldog pup, but not a rescue

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (vxvj6)

217 The Monarchy has had a great run but looks like it ceases with Lizzie. She passes on, Charles is King for a day and the Monarchy is voted out thereafter.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM (IOquy)

218 I have a hunch that Harry and Meg are one tabloid headline from getting kicked out for good.

The Queen kicked out her own son over the Epstein scandals, so Harry shouldn't be so sanguine

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (qAR6u)

219
By the way, if you want to understand something about internet "influencers," there's a rather witty movie about it called Ingrid Goes West.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (3EPLG)

220 Sounds like he was ready to hit the town for a typical Friday Night.


Posted by: garrett
---

In fairness, it was in Florida, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (xSo9G)

221 I hope the Queen exerts her right to Harry's kid and keep him in England to be raised properly.

and by that I mean as a BOY and not some gender neutral vegan freakshow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)

222 199 Sounds more like a fish out of water than spy stuff.
Hey mom, looky what I have here

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (ZCEU2)

223 Finding out that being a royal comes with responsibilities as well as lots o'cash,

seems to be a worldwide phenom.

Even the Japanese have had their issues with certain ladies marrying into the royals.

Being Japanese, they have stuick to the deal cuz -
potential family shame.

And then there's Thailand's King and his wives parading around nekkid or nearly so.

Nothing in life is free....Imagine that.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (q57gj)

224 Harry was kind of cute when he was younger but he's getting bald now and will never be Hollywood handsome. She'll dump him sooner or later or when she feels she's taken him for as much as she can.

Posted by: Tuna

A gold-digger's work is never done, eh? She knows that gold ain't gonna dig itself...

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (32YRo)

225 Harry MediumShanks

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (Ndje9)

226 Sorry. Didn't we fight a war 200+ years ago so we didn't have to GAF about British royalty?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (rBtIz)

227 aoc got a english bulldog pup, but not a rescue
Posted by: Soothsayer
-------

French bulldog, I thought?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:09 PM (xSo9G)

228 I heard Oprah was giving advice to Meghan.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (wiXsO)

229 I also hope the Queen cleaned out Meggys jewelry box.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)

230 Are they raising their baby on a vegan diet? Because I would think the rest of the Royal Family would feel they need to protect helpless family members from imposed malnutrition.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (87gB3)

231 >>In fairness, it was in Florida, right?


Yeah - He was probably just heading out to harvest some Gator Eggs to pickle.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (IVBVQ)

232

Yeah, French.
What did I say?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (vxvj6)

233 Will William be head of Apple or Google UK edition?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (IOquy)

234 167 The weather is nice in Canada for what maybe 2 months? Why go there?
_________________

She has some ex-lovers there. The t.v. show she was in filmed there, and she was (according to reports) screwing around on her second husband (a producer, who got her the t.v. job) while she was living there and hubby was back in L.A.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (k4dH2)

235 177 How do Instagram influencers make money.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2020 07:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

Boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (qAR6u)

236 Tornado warning for portions of North Texas.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Diana was very cute whe she hooked up with chuck but things got ugly fast with the stress and eating disorders.

By the time she had the first kid she was used.
Posted by: not so

---

And he was hanging with Jimmy Savile and most likely fucking children, too.

...So that tends to surprise a new bride.

"...Um... Oh. So you want me to wear a propeller beanie?"

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (N3dxC)

238 Dukes of Hazzard > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (MLfDH)

239 Lipstick Alley has a great "Meghan Markle unpopular opinions" thread that is a goldmine of info and snark. It's up to 2400 pages.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 06:59 PM (COzlW)


Holy shit I just found it, and it's Part 2!

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (y7DUB)

240 Boobs
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM (qAR6u)


I'll buy THAT for a dollar.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

241 >>French bulldog, I thought?

He's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

242 The royal family, in theory is not such an issue. It is part of their gov. My bigger complaint would be the Queen not asserting her authority and rights.

Would rather spend money for the Queen's yacht than waste it giving muslim's handouts.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (HALdu)

243 > (he's not in line for the kingship, at least not while his brother's alive)

Not even if William dies, now that Kate has pumped out three kids in quick succession.

William and all three of the kids would have to die before Harry's number would get called.

Harry's not the first royal that went a little nutso over a gold-digging American fortune hunter.

Edward VIII ring a bell?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (CF5ek)

244

60 degrees tomorrow.

Yay?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (vxvj6)

245 187 Harry was kind of cute when he was younger but he's getting bald now and will never be Hollywood handsome. She'll dump him sooner or later or when she feels she's taken him for as much as she can.
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:04 PM (RueoN)
------
I always felt Sarah Ferguson did the right thing. Probably saw an inkly of Prince Andrew's nature pre Epstein.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (VYwSh)

246 Duke Ellington > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)

247 The best advice seems to be to rescind the Sussex title (which was bestowed on their marriage), but Harry will still be Prince Harry. Just no money from Dad or the taxpayers.

Posted by: EveR at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (R0z7P)

248 You can call me Queen Bee
And I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
Let me live that fantasy

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

249 a new "Royal Jelly" candle


Just reading this sent a shiver up my spine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

250 Or was it watch......

My phone went off, either way.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

251 @199
And there was a rumored incident of missing jewelry. After these incidents, the Queen prohibited her from wearing the royal jewelry, and she was moved out of Kensington Palace.
The whole thing was very fishy--unclear why this unfolded so slowly.

Posted by: artemis at January 10, 2020 07:12 PM (AwPyG)

252 Diana seemed nice enough and better than Camilla. I can see why having your husband throw you over for a smelly chainsmoker, matron 15 years your senior would be shocking and hurtful, so if she acted out, I get it.

He should have married someone like Jane Wellesley instead of a teenager.

Posted by: CN at January 10, 2020 07:12 PM (U7k5w)

253 aoc got a english bulldog pup, but not a rescue
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January



Even worse, there have to be fb rescue groups where she could have rescued a fb.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)

254 "What if Acorn invests it in the MAAHR-ket?
Ugh, I hate that commercial and the soyboy announcer...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (ufFY8)

255 I heard Oprah was giving advice to Meghan.
Posted by: redridinghood

---

Advice? From Oprah?

No, no! It's called "Life Class" or "Soul Coaching," or some such thing.

"Advice"? Ha! How pedestrian!

...Did I just give you your "Ah, ha" moment?

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (N3dxC)

256 If they can un-royal, then I am just going to royal myself.... so to speak.

Posted by: HRH Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (r+sAi)

257 aoc got a english bulldog pup, but not a rescue
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 10, 2020 07:08 PM

Does she call himNoam Chompsky?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (rBtIz)

258 > She'll dump him sooner or later or when she feels she's taken him for as much as she can.

Oh, I figure she's probably cucking him already. DNA tests, Harry. DNA tests.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (CF5ek)

259 I heard Harry caught her banging the gardener. She told him to go make her a sandwich while she finished and to for god's sake quit crying like a pussy.

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (CLteG)

260 Didn't Ocrazio Cotits pay a couple thou for the dog?

I mean, when you get your taste of the tax payer teat, it's one addictive bitch, ain't it?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Selling my dirty boxer shorts.
Posted by: garrett
------

Pfft. Lowlifes. We were a lot smarter, we donated Bill's raggedy used drawers to Goodwill, took a tax credit.

Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (xSo9G)

262 And there was a rumored incident of missing jewelry.



seriously ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:13 PM (zr5Kq)

263 167 most of Canadas population lives in Toronto or Vancouver which has a climate like New York (Toronto) or Seattle (Vancouver). IIts not the endless tundra most people think it is, lol

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (saprv)

264 Dukes of Hazzard > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:11 PM (MLfDH)


'Just a good ol' boy, didn't marry so well...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

265 Where did our love go?

https://tinyurl.com/rzzgqw5

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

266 I personally am suspicious of the food we give them.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

this is why doggeh gets raw meat and bones
hoping it hekps

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (G546f)

267 I heard Harry caught her banging the gardener. She
told him to go make her a sandwich while she finished and to for god's
sake quit crying like a pussy.

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx



Go on....

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (4e+hS)

268 JuJuBee, sounds like you are talking about "training video for team of assassins" or something ?

or is that just me in this effed-up 21st century ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (zlgJP)

269 Bulldogs are great. English, French.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

270 Screw these people.

The only Duke is JOHN WAYNE!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (N3dxC)

271 > Duke Ellington > Duke of Sussex

Raoul Duke > Duke of Sussex


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (CF5ek)

272 Probably too much sunshine in LA for Harry. ...so she'll make him move there next.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (NpvYf)

273
Time to give the Stuarts another go?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (7rVsF)

274 I'm with President Trump on the Queen though, she didn't need this shit in her last few years. The Brits choose to have a Queen and by all measures she fulfilled her duties admirably and with class. The only people that let her down were her shit for brains kids.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (4thlk)

275 And they wandered in 
From the city of St. John 
Without a dime 
Wearing coats that shined 
Both red and green
Colors from their sunny island 
From their boats of iron 
They looked upon the promised land 
Where surely life was sweet 
On the rising tide 
To New York City 
Did they ride into the street 
See the glory
Of the royal scam

Posted by: Steely Biden at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (flINI)

276 RMBS - I say that, we fought two wars so as not to care, my wife likes to keep up on that royalty stuff.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)

277 There you bringing class into it again!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (Um4+1)

278 ''60 degrees tomorrow.

Yay? ''

68 here in central OH tomorrow.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (RueoN)

279 New Feminist Tickle Me Elmo Doll Just Says, "That Was Not Consensual"

BB

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)

280 Duke of Earl > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (NpvYf)

281 211 As I see it, being born in a royal family is no guarantee of intelligence or talent of any sort.

I agree, although having a second Adam's apple or a third elbow might be considered a talent of sorts?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (j3npP)

282 68 here in central OH tomorrow.
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (RueoN)


42 in North Texas tomorrow......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

283 The DM was pleased to point to the interesting coincidence that the car that drove Meghan to her wedding was the same same vehicle that Wallis Simpson rode in after the funeral of Edward.

Posted by: EveR at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (R0z7P)

284 177 How do Instagram influencers make money.
__________________

Stupid people follow them online, and then product manufacturers pay the "influencers" to promote their products, knowing that they have a built-in audience of weak-minded dummies who will buy the shit they promote.

Kylie Kardashian, the youngest of that awful family, has something like 100 million+ followers online. That's a lot of eyeballs for product manufacturers, and it's why she reportedly gets a million bucks each time she plugs some product.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (k4dH2)

285 off with their heads, Elizabeth. do your duty.

Posted by: x at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (nFwvY)

286 Rotation over south Ft. Worth now. Sirens going off in the Plano-Richarsdon area.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (nvMvs)

287 277 There you bringing class into it again!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (Um4+1)

But that's what it's all about, innit?!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

288 I also hope the Queen cleaned out Meggys jewelry box.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:10 PM

Ha! The Queen stopped lending Sparkle any royal jewely. Sparkle pitched a fit over the Queen nixing her choice of wedding tiara. The Queen made it very clear: "No, you can't borrow that one. But you can borrow this one."

Also note their big public reveal was done on the eve of Kate's birthday. The Harkles are always trying to upstage William and Kate.

The rumor William was having an affair with a friend of Kate's? Started by the Harkles just to stir sh*t up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (COzlW)

289 Some beta doche on fox was saying killing salami was fine but it's hard to know since Trump "lies all the time."


I know they're insane leftist douches, but what are they even PRETENDING to be talking about?

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (/fRkX)

290 She wants the primo Hollywood life style and I'll bet the move to Malibu or somewhere like it.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (RueoN)

291 208 - Bravo B-Boy! My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (MLfDH)

292 How do Instagram influencers make money.



Promote products, take their clothes off. the usual.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)

293 177 How do Instagram influencers make money.



One hand job at a time.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (4e+hS)

294 David Drummond, the legal chief of Google parent company Alphabet, is leaving at the end of the month, following accusations of inappropriate relationships with employees.

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (Zxs9d)

295 267 I heard Harry caught her banging the gardener. She
told him to go make her a sandwich while she finished and to for god's
sake quit crying like a pussy.

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx



Go on....
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM (4e+hS)

The gardener's name was Mark. When Harry came back with the sandwich he was sniffling and asked Mark if he was his daddy.
It got weird after that.

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (CLteG)

296 Who knows how accurate it is but the show The Crown portrayed Charles as a victim in the Camilla thing basically the queen told him she is not hiigh end enough for you we will find you someone appropriate, ie Diana. Ole Chuck did as he was told but still pined for Camilla and their relationship never ended. Kinda felt bad for him.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (saprv)

297 As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl
And-a you, you are my girl
And no one can hurt you, oh no......

Posted by: Gene Chandler at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (Z+IKu)

298 Sounds like Prince Ginger married something of a loose woman.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (1EysH)

299 292 How do Instagram influencers make money.



Promote products, take their clothes off. the usual.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)

Appearance fees at conventions and shows.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

300 They're probably in the cucking scene.

Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (9052G)

301 Duke of Earl > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: t-bird
--------

I am really surprised that took so long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (xSo9G)

302 um...guys??!

that baby Archie really freaking looks like that doll tho

HOLY HELL

no seriously! link in sig!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (Rarvo)

303 195 #MeToo on the Diana thing. Never got all the fawning over her or all the over the top shit when she died.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 10, 2020 07:06 PM (saprv)

What stuck in my craw: She died at the same time as Mother Teresa. Where was ALL of the media focus? On a daft philandering socialite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

304 Yeah the funny thing is that this is going to go in an entirely different than Megs thinks.

Since their is already an heir and a spare, no need for Harry.

He is going to get 23andMe'd out of the family when someone outs him as not being cuuck's kid.

Then she is the digger that married the fake prince.

Not sure that pays much.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:19 PM (HALdu)

305 Screw these people.

The only Duke is JOHN WAYNE!

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:14 PM

*throws down gauntlet*

Posted by: Arthur Wellesley at January 10, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

306 Geeze.

I've spent the last two years muttering, "Harry, what the HELL have you done?"

Now I'm just down to saying "Dammit Harry, you pussy-whipped fool, it's long past time now for you to break the spell and BE RID OF HER. NOW."

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 10, 2020 07:19 PM (QU+qf)

307 Rotation over south Ft. Worth now. Sirens going off in the Plano-Richarsdon area.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 10, 2020 07:16 PM (nvMvs)


Radar shows it's not even raining in Richardson yet........

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

308 " ...

I agree, although having a second Adam's apple or a third elbow might be considered a talent of sorts?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:15 PM (j3npP) "


Vestigial tails FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 07:20 PM (zlgJP)

309 Harry is a dick. He chose poorly. William has his shit wired tight and will be a good king.

The Queen should strip Harry and whatserface of their titles and kick their ungrateful asses to the curb. Elizabeth (the original one) would have locked them in the Tower and lost the key.

Rule Britannia.

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

310 What stuck in my craw: She died at the same time as Mother Teresa. Where was ALL of the media focus? On a daft philandering socialite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

---

I think she also died at the same time as Nelson Mandela (the first time). That's why they had to redo history and change the timeline.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:20 PM (N3dxC)

311 What is the worst for me is that Harry knows his grandparents are not long for this world, especially his grandpa. And the queen called him on the phone PERSONALLY--which she never does-- to see if he was coming to Sandringham for Christmas, and instead they flit off to Canadia.

I hope one day he regrets that. And all the stress he's putting on grandma Lizzy right now.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:20 PM (hvf9s)

312 David Drummond, the legal chief of Google parent company Alphabet, is leaving at the end of the month, following accusations of inappropriate relationships with employees.
Posted by: SMOD
-------

Not so long ago, I would have said, 'Cherchez la femme', but not anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:21 PM (xSo9G)

313

Diana was very stupid.
Diana was so stupid she made Jackie Onasis, another very dim bulb, seem smart.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:21 PM (vxvj6)

314 >In fact, I don't recall her saying anything at all about it, so I suppose it's safe to infer that she's just fine with her country being destroyed on purpose by globalist progressives.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead

I'm Canadian and have great admiration for QE2. One of the great things about being a constitutional monarchy is that the head of state is not a political creature.

Elected Presidents are political creatures and often have no qualms about insulting the people who won't, or didn't, vote for them. Elizabeth has never once even hinted that the people are deplorable.

However, one of the bad things about a constitutional monarchy is Charles and I reserve the right to change my mind on the system.

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 10, 2020 07:21 PM (S2eH9)

315 Then she is the digger that married the fake prince.

---

You accidentally hit the "d" there.

...Maybe that's a joke more fit for ZeroHedge.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:22 PM (N3dxC)

316 this is why doggeh gets raw meat and bones
hoping it hekps
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January




Except for the pararasites.

Dog is half of why dogs are living so much longer.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)

317 The Crown portrayed Charles as a victim in the Camilla thing basically the queen told him she is not hiigh end enough for you we will find you someone appropriate, ie Diana.


It wasn't that she wasn't high end, it was th hat she was fucking married and a well known hosebag.

Typically you want to think your next monarch is legitimate although I'm sure a pile haven't been, but you have to give the impression or the whole bloodline thing goes pfffffft.

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:22 PM (/fRkX)

318 Finding out that being a royal comes with responsibilities as well as lots o'cash,

seems to be a worldwide phenom.

Even the Japanese have had their issues with certain ladies marrying into the royals.

Being Japanese, they have stuick to the deal cuz -
potential family shame.

And then there's Thailand's King and his wives parading around nekkid or nearly so.

Nothing in life is free....Imagine that.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10

***

Part of mankind's continuing desire to be ruled. It's why America is so great.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 07:22 PM (axyOa)

319 I hope one day he regrets that. And all the stress he's putting on grandma Lizzy right now.

Posted by: LizLem

---

The Queen is resilient. After all, she's a shape-shifting lizard.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (N3dxC)

320 The Queen specifically told Harry NOT to release the news he and Sparkle were fleeing, for the time being. He deliberately flouted her express wishes. She can't have him beheaded but she and Charles and William can all do things that will make the rest of his life rather unpleasant

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (COzlW)

321 310
What stuck in my craw: She died at the same time as Mother Teresa. Where
was ALL of the media focus? On a daft philandering socialite.

That pissed me off too.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (K22Va)

322 Appearance fees at conventions and shows.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)


Duuuude ! Here is an idea for you to make some cash!! Is there a product or products that you really like, vested in, for which you are willing to take your shirt off ??

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)

323 aoc got a english bulldog pup, but not a rescue
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January



Even worse, there have to be fb rescue groups where she could have rescued a fb.
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)
***************
I don't care that AOC purchased a French bulldog, she should be able to pick whatever pup she wants. It's just funny that PETA is giving her grief. The Left is always so sanctimonious so she deserves the scorn.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (wiXsO)

324 Thin White Duke > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (HaL55)

325 And then there's Thailand's King and his wives parading around nekkid or nearly so.


Wait.....what?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

326 You accidentally hit the "d" there.

...Maybe that's a joke more fit for ZeroHedge.

Posted by: RKae at January




She sails?

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:23 PM (HALdu)

327 I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

I was down in Deep Ellum seeing some local bands the night she died.

I remember the band my step brother used to drum for started a song "This one's dedicated to Princess Diana."

Just wish I could remember the song they played.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)




Warm Leatherette?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

328 315 Then she is the digger that married the fake prince.

--- You accidentally hit the "d" there.

...Maybe that's a joke more fit for ZeroHedge.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:22 PM (N3dxC)

You misspelled "cunt"

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (CLteG)

329 Elizabeth (the original one) would have locked them in the Tower and lost the key.



Sigh

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (/fRkX)

330 Duke University rape case > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Rule Fool Britannia.
Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 07:20 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

332 Thin White Duke > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Imp


Good one !

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

333 Harry seems to be as much of an empty-headed flibberty-gibbet as his mother was.

The bad news is, that only leaves Charles as a primary influence over William (unless he skipped a generation and takes after Elizabeth. One can only hope.)

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 10, 2020 07:25 PM (QU+qf)

334 I don't care that AOC purchased a French bulldog, she should be able to pick whatever pup she wants. It's just funny that PETA is giving her grief. The Left is always so sanctimonious so she deserves the scorn.
Posted by: redridinghood at January



She should be ridiculed for not rescuing since she is from NY and NYC runs shelters that slaughter dogs in disgusting numbers.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

335 Harry is a soy boy. Pathetic.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 07:25 PM (+Djpm)

336 Toronto's climate is like New York City? Upstate NY maybe. I have family there who would warn me they were in the middle of a heat wave before I went to visit. When I got there it was like 84 degrees.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:25 PM (MLfDH)

337 Warm Leatherette?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)


Why.

Why did you do that.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Maybe he was always jealous of his older brother.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

339 It happens.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

340 My sister and her oldest kid visited me when the wedding was aired. Sis, who usually has a good head on her shoulder was enthralled. He kid and I are doing our best "What the fuck, are you a moron?" to her.

My sister has a freaking business Masters Degree, single mom, 2 kids out of college and one still in. There's something about "Royalty" that really connect with women.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (VYwSh)

341 The Queen is resilient. After all, she's a shape-shifting lizard.



Being Zoroaster has it's advantages.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

342 Duke University rape case > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: Sponge at January




Crystal Mangum >

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)

343

The queen could strip them of their titles and cut them off completely. She has that power. I think she'll use if they try to do a reality show or start selling merchandise and that kind of trashy Kardasshian shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (f1Vqw)

344
Whoa!

Schneider just appeared on Hot In Cleveland.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (vxvj6)

345 Look, it's one thing to ridicule my grandson, he deserves it, the ungrateful little blighter, but this Cortez person has a *French* bulldog, not an *English* bulldog. There are some things I will not tolerate, and the besmirching of our dogs is one of them.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (CDGwz)

346 Duke of Prunes > Duke of Sussex

Posted by: a rutabaga at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

347 Q: When was the last time Princess Di was on the radio?

A: Same time she was on the dashboard, and the windshield, and stick shift, and the steering wheel...

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (N3dxC)

348 330 - lol

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (MLfDH)

349 >>> The reason the Left LOVE this royal couple is that, under some unlikely scenario, they could produce a British King who was part black.

Queen Elizabeth IS part black, though! That is what is so stupid about people now knowing history. England already had a queen of black ancestry on the throne; Queen Charlotte, married to George III. Her granddaughter is named for a black queen. So if Megs dreamed Wills and his family dies off and magically she would be DA FIRST black kween somehow, she is about 200+ years too late.

aaregistry.org/story/ englands-first-black-queen-sophie-charlotte-born/

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (hvf9s)

350 Why did you do that.......



A tear of petrol is in your eye
The handbrake penetrates your thigh
Quick, let's make love
Before you die

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

351 Didn't one of Camilla's pre-dators have a torrid affair with one of Lizard Chuck's and that was supposed to be the reason for them to make the beast with two backs themselves?

Sheesh. Are we sure they aren't from Alabama?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (HaL55)

352
I never cared for Princess Diana, there, I said it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

I was down in Deep Ellum seeing some local bands the night she died.

I remember the band my step brother used to drum for started a song "This one's dedicated to Princess Diana."

Just wish I could remember the song they played.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)







Our Last Kiss?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (x7118)

353 http://bit.ly/3a3lVjh
********
Ep. 1155 Fireworks on Fox Last Night - The Dan Bongino Show. - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (BqBId)

354 My sister has a freaking business Masters Degree, single mom, 2 kids out of college and one still in. There's something about "Royalty" that really connect with women.
Posted by: Groundhog at January




Ever been to a wedding?

Every woman wants to be a princess.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

355 For all North Texas Morons- Pray you all are safe and stay that way.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (IOquy)

356 Prince Ranier of Monaco also married a Hollywood bimbo, but at least he had the sense to pick a beautiful, semi-intelligent, and classy one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (CF5ek)

357 I never got the overwhelming adulation for Diana. She always came across as a vapid stupid woman. Divorcing Charles was probably the smartest thing she did but everything she did after that was pretty self absorbed

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (+Djpm)

358 340 My sister and her oldest kid visited me when the wedding was aired. Sis, who usually has a good head on her shoulder was enthralled. He kid and I are doing our best "What the fuck, are you a moron?" to her.

My sister has a freaking business Masters Degree, single mom, 2 kids out of college and one still in. There's something about "Royalty" that really connect with women.
Posted by: Groundhog


It's all the princess shit we are subjected to as little girls. Disney, Fairy Tales, dress up games. Every little girl wants to be a princess in a beautiful ballgown wearing a tiara and being betrothed to a prince.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (d7Ww2)

359 It happens.
Posted by: runner
-----

No need to be Gumpy about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (CDGwz)

360 You know this is serious shit when The Daily Mail has an article about as long as a NYC phone book on it.

Meh, BUT...

There's a picture of Kate standing next to Meghan and it's like looking at a Ferrari parked next to a Ford Pinto.

Kate is gorgeous. And she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (j3npP)

361 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

More evidence for my position...

Although the history is grand...I'll give you that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (wYseH)

362 My sister has a freaking business Masters Degree, single mom, 2 kids out of college and one still in. There's something about "Royalty" that really connect with women.
Posted by: Groundhog

---

Yup.

My wife and her mom are obsessed.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (N3dxC)

363 "345 Look, it's one thing to ridicule my grandson, he deserves it, the ungrateful little blighter, but this Cortez person has a *French* bulldog, not an *English* bulldog. There are some things I will not tolerate, and the besmirching of our dogs is one of them.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (CDGwz) "



Quite rightly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (zlgJP)

364 There are "French bulldogs"?


Let me guess: they surrender when confronted by a baby calf.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (CF5ek)

365 It's all the princess shit we are subjected to as little girls. Disney, Fairy Tales, dress up games. Every little girl wants to be a princess in a beautiful ballgown wearing a tiara and being betrothed to a prince.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January




It is not Disney it is innate.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)

366 Kate is gorgeous. And she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2020 07:28 PM (j3npP)

I'll bet she doesn't have, "Two In The Pink, One In The Stink" tattooed on her ass though!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 10, 2020 07:29 PM (wYseH)

367 Crystal Mangum >
Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)


Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Breaking: The Queen and the couple have come to an agreement.
They have new titles. They are now known as the Royal Pain in The Ass.

Posted by: HRH Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (r+sAi)

369 Too bad the Fyre Festival disaster already happened, if it had been a few years later, these retards would have been there after promoting the fraud.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (13pLf)

370 Bored to tears. At work until 9:00 with no one on my schedule. Why am I here ?

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (lqPQH)

371 356 Prince Ranier of Monaco also married a Hollywood bimbo, but at least he had the sense to pick a beautiful, semi-intelligent, and classy one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (CF5ek)

Grace Kelly?

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2020 07:30 PM (2B9A/)

372 I read that she took off to Canada and left hapless Harry to deal with his Granny, father and brother. I think she knows she pushed it too far. From everything I've read, sounds like Harry has some mental health issues too.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (RueoN)

373 >>I'll bet she doesn't have, "Two In The Pink, One In The Stink" tattooed on her ass though!


Hers is in a tasteful little heart.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (IVBVQ)

374 Yeah, Kate, not gorgeous, same as mooch was not gorgeous.

Posted by: not so at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)

375 Why am I here ?


To use the company broadband.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

376 For all North Texas Morons- Pray you all are safe and stay that way.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (IOquy)


We're good.

Weather media is just flexing their muscles and reminding you they rule your life.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

377 A: Same time she was on the dashboard, and the windshield, and stick shift, and the steering wheel...


Are you trying to say she blowed up real good?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p)

378 Hahah with Markle it's "None in the pink, fist in the stink"

Posted by: Priests of Syrinx at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (CLteG)

379 nood

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p)

380 Diana was so stupid she made Jackie Onasis, another very dim bulb, seem smart.
_____________

Jackie was not dumb. She was greedy and grasping, and kinda slutty and very snobby, but she wasn't dumb. She went to Vassar and the Sorbonne before transferring to GWU. She won a national contest run by Vogue magazine for a junior editorship position. She spoke fluent French, and she entertained JFK and his friends with her gift for expertly mimicking political figures and celebs. She had many faults, but being dumb wasn't one of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (k4dH2)

381
Let me guess: they surrender when confronted by a baby calf.
--------
The bitches all secretly pine for German shepherds or English terriers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (HyWmK)

382 Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg came to Georgia on Friday to meet influential Democrat Stacey Abrams and then rally a white-collar crowd of supporters around his late-starting, unusual White House campaign.
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2020 06:50 PM

Ooh, can a steamy romance novel featuring a fat black democrat who was cheated out of the governorship meeting and dominating a short Jewish billionaire be far behind?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 07:32 PM (COzlW)

383 > Grace Kelly?

Yeah, she was a total smokeshow. Markle isn't in the same ballpark, league, or even sport.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (CF5ek)

384 >>> Prince Ranier of Monaco also married a Hollywood bimbo, but at least he had the sense to pick a beautiful, semi-intelligent, and classy one. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:27 PM (CF5ek)

Who could also , according to the Hollywood rumors, suck chrome off a bumper.

I love Grace Kelly, but I am sure there were reasons for marrying her besides the fact she looked like a goddess and was somewhat smart.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:33 PM (hvf9s)

385 Duck of Death>Duke of Sussex

Posted by: Little Bill at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (isRRc)

386 Queen Elizabeth IS part black, though!

Did not know that. And this seems like the Charlotte who's all over place names in Berlin.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 07:34 PM (OiC69)

387 Sheesh. Are we sure they aren't from Alabama?


Hey, now!

Posted by: Roll Tide at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (VcFUs)

388 They pull this shit on the Queen a couple of weeks after she fires her own son? Not too smart. I think the Queen loves the UK and the Monarchy more than a rotten son and grandson.

Posted by: ck at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (GXRoa)

389 She'll dump him sooner or later or when she feels she's taken him for as much as she can.

Notice also that she punched the little perpetual Meal Ticket a.s.a.p...

Posted by: JQ lols at January 10, 2020 07:35 PM (gP/Z3)

390 Off loser SEC sock


*ducks* *covers* *hides in storm shelter*

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (VcFUs)

391 > I am sure there were reasons for marrying her besides the fact she looked like a goddess and was somewhat smart.

I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure the Prince didn't need to marry anybody just to get a hummer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 07:36 PM (CF5ek)

392 >>> They pull this shit on the Queen a couple of weeks after she fires her own son? Not too smart. I think the Queen loves the UK and the Monarchy more than a rotten son and grandson.

I know that a TV show is not real life. But one thing The Crown pointed out is that her vow to do her duty to her country is one that she vows to God, I believe. To do His Will for the British people. The rest of her family may be Godless heathens at this point, but she has always been religious. Her duty has lasted decades upon decades. She is not going to fumble at the 2 yard line in achieving it, will not fail at the end to preserve it. Even for a beloved grandson.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2020 07:39 PM (hvf9s)

393 Harry isn't even Charles kid. So he's a fake royal.

Posted by: portlandon at January 10, 2020 07:41 PM (+oR7L)

394 The Real housewives of Sussex

Posted by: portlandon at January 10, 2020 07:42 PM (+oR7L)

395 Trailer trash will out.

Always.



Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Hy17z)

396 The queen and her father come from a time when the word "duty" meant something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2020 07:49 PM (M/9m0)

397 She's Woko Ono.

Posted by: David Gillies at January 10, 2020 08:09 PM (tjHrt)

398 "Royal Jelly"

What a hoot
My wife's grandfather, who was quite the snake-oil salesman, sold repackaged honey, and he added "With Royal Jelly!" on every label. Fact is, ALL honey has 'some' royal jelly in it, it means nothing.

Posted by: West at January 10, 2020 08:10 PM (9+vx7)

399 "I never got the overwhelming adulation for Diana. She always came across as a vapid stupid woman."
Well, having lived through that time, I can say that she didn't look like it. Remember, we didn't have the Internet and Ace to set us straight.
My wife remembers the wedding. She was in the Navy, at SincPacFleet (Pearl), and the women in the big building without windows told the men that, no, they can't watch "Top Gun" for the fucking umpeethenth time. They were going to watch the WEDDING, and they could jolly well suck it if they didn't like it.
Every girl, deep inside, wishes they could be a princess.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (a96Jh)

400 I forgot to mention that in SincPacFleet's big building without windows, they had big-screen TeeVees that were supposed to be tuned to CNN, but when the big hats weren't looking, they'd pop in "Top Gun."


Those guyz had a real hard-on for Tom Cruise back then.
(Unfortunately, this is all I can get out of my wife. She had Top Secret clearance, and she refuses to tell me anything more about her time there.)

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 10, 2020 08:16 PM (a96Jh)

401 Memo to terrorists: Paltrow is doing a "GOOP cruise" on the Celebrity Apex this summer.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 10, 2020 08:31 PM (AgR7f)

402 So they're stepping back from their roles as "royals" and will seek their fortunes as talentless famous-for-being-famous celebrities and Internet Influencers.

This duo - or at least one of them - will end up living in a trailer park. It's their natural metier.

Book it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2020 08:44 PM (YqDXo)

403 Every girl, deep inside, wishes they could be a princess.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (a96Jh)


She. Not "they."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

404 395 Trailer trash will out.

Always.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2020 07:45 PM (Hy17z)


Exactly.

Just saw this. Sorry for my #402.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2020 08:46 PM (YqDXo)

405 My pandora and aofshq hooked up for the first time, can listen to music and read aos at the same time, and the first song is Dio, rainbow in the dark.

Posted by: Stephanie at January 10, 2020 09:32 PM (eLvFT)

406 Holy diver, live, btw.

Posted by: Stephanie at January 10, 2020 09:34 PM (eLvFT)

407 403 Every girl, deep inside, wishes they she or he could be a princess.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 10, 2020 08:13 PM (a96Jh)

She. Not "they."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2020 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

*****

Updated above for appropriate level of woken-ess as befits Princess Woke Sparkle the I of Canada

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2020 09:45 PM (rnDKw)

408 Dirty Harry excommunicated like his uncle
ER2 cold as ice, but her Duke will melt the crown
Trump witnesses the Harlot burn

Posted by: Rich at January 10, 2020 11:53 PM (/Zade)

409 but this episode out of their ongoing shitshow amuses me.
Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2020

Youtube is a hoot what with vids of her fake baby bump growing and shrinking overnight, moving and pitching. Then there's the Tarot readers and a gaggle of relentless Brit vloggers sleuthing and dissecting the photoshops the two grifters post of the rented baby.

Harry's being gaslit and she paws and clings to him like a spider wrapping up a fly. He, will no doubt, end up dead in a pool of his own vomit.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at January 11, 2020 01:36 AM (TdCQk)

410 This was a well conceived plan. And this is exactly how they will earn their paychecks. A smack in the Queens' face will not garner them any graces.
Is it just me or does noone else remember the complete and utter racist actions of this little shit head prince???!!

"The couple submitted an application for a UK trademark that would cover hundreds of items under the categories of printed matter, clothing, campaigning, charitable fundraising, education and social care services.
According to the government body's website, Prince Harry and Meghan applied for the trademark back in June. The application was published on the website of the UK's Intellectual Property Office in December. It would apply to both the name 'Sussex Royal' and to their charitable organization 'The Foundation of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.'" Registered trademarks last 10 years in the UK.

Posted by: Kitty at January 11, 2020 08:26 AM (NLEnr)

411
So who transitions first, Meggie, or Harry? Odds, anyone?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 06:41 PM (90T4r)

Sadly, they will probably push that on poor little Archie.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (nAiE/)

412 392 That was my reaction on seeing "The Crown" too. You don't know how real it is, but the impression I walked away with was that Elizabeth sees being the Queen as a holy obligation that she owes to God and country and all the idiots around her, except maybe Philip, don't get it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (jK8Z7)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0489 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0097 seconds, 421 records returned.
Page size 196 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat