"Deadbeat Cortez:" Aggressively Ignorant Socialist Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Continues Making Friends All Over

I'm not against this, though.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already topped the fundraising charts in her short time in Congress, but the liberal darling won’t donate a cent of her millions to Democrats' House campaign organization -- a position that has rankled some of her colleagues, Fox News has learned.

Instead, Ocasio-Cortez is building her own fundraising operation for fellow progressive candidates to bypass the official Democratic Party infrastructure. Already, she's actively funding primary challengers to oust certain Democratic colleagues.

“Sometimes the question comes: 'Do you want to be in a majority or do you want to be in the minority?'” Rep. Gregory Meeks, D-N.Y., told Fox News, when asked about AOC's stance. “And do you want to be part of a team?"

...

Another Democrat was less diplomatic: "Deadbeat Cortez should pay her bills," complained the Democratic source. "She's always whining about people paying their fair share and here she is leaving her friends with the bill."

Meanwhile, bigamist, identity thief, and immigration fraudster Ilhan "Omar" Nur continues campaigning for government sanctions against the Jews -- whoops, I mean "Israel" -- while claiming that sanctions against the Jew-haters in Iran are a moral outrage.

The fake explanation she offers for her differing attitudes -- trying to avoid just saying what you know she'd really just love to say, that she just hates Jews -- is that sanctions against Jews are "of the people" but sanctions against Iran are from the government, and therefore... evil?

Of course, she's pushing for government sanctions against Israel. That's what the "S" in the BDS Movement she vociferously supports stands for -- government sanctions.

You can tell when someone is lying when none of their proferred explanations make any sense. And when someone is lying, you have to decide on their real rational yourself.

In her case, it's simple: She's a vicious anti-semite and a supporter of Muslim terrorism.

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM




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1 meep meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:15 PM (d7Ww2)

2 She doesn't care.

Posted by: Kazi at January 10, 2020 02:15 PM (0x00j)

3 motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:15 PM (d7Ww2)

4 not first

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 10, 2020 02:16 PM (45lFm)

5 I called the otters

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:16 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Alternate headline: Donkey-Chompers on track to be next House Minority leader.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:17 PM (zCkIU)

7 I long for the days when all Congress really worried about was a bit of graft and 3 martini lunches.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 02:17 PM (oBfF8)

8 Instead, Ocasio-Cortez is building her own fundraising operation for fellow progressive candidates to bypass the official Democratic Party infrastructure.

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This is a woman who chose a career as waitstaff after graduating college.

There's no way she's building anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 02:17 PM (ygLTd)

9 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2020 02:18 PM (SRRAx)

10 "She's always whining about people paying their fair share and here she is leaving her friends with the bill."

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Fixers Corollary:

Even the most ardent Marxist become a raging Capitalist when it comes to spending their own money.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

11 They are slow on the uptake

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 10, 2020 02:18 PM (45lFm)

12 I always read "BDS" as "Bush Derangement Syndrome," which is unfortunate, I guess.

Posted by: m at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (7juvc)

13 Donkey Chompers isn't about to let anyone else wet their beak in her money.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (GbPPJ)

14 I'd like to see those 2 make out for some reason.



Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (4e+hS)

15 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already topped the fundraising charts in her short time in Congress, but the liberal darling won't donate a cent of her millions to Democrats' House campaign organization -- a position that has rankled some of her colleagues, Fox News has learned.
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Good. As always with communists, it is redistribution for thee but not for me.

This is also good because the schism in the Dem party continues apace. Let their caucus fracture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (I2dne)

16 Well, when her own party is talking about redistricting her back to Starbucks, should she really?

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (8erNz)

17 13 Donkey Chompers isn't about to let anyone else wet their beak in her money.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (d7Ww2)

18 This is actually the first thing I would applaud Titler for. She is well within her right to sow division and jealously within the dem caucus.
Well done. Now go make me a sammich.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

19 This entertains me.

If Michelle Bachman had done the same thing to the RCCC, the news would have been all nutso over how there was an internal civil war in the Republican Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (zZbCU)

20 Nice tits/Red lipstick > Honesty/brains.
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Happens in bars around the country every Friday night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (xSo9G)

21 Another Democrat was less diplomatic: "Deadbeat Cortez should pay her
bills," complained the Democratic source. "She's always whining about
people paying their fair share and here she is leaving her friends with
the bill."



AOC: Yeah, well check out this dynamite set of charlies.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (T6t7i)

22 If AOC gets redistricted she will run in another district. Most likely this will be against a long term member of Congress. (And a Democrat)

Maybe someone will "retire" near her and she will run in that spot but she makes to much money being the leftist darling to give up a spot in congress now.

Posted by: Big V at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (B06Zw)

23 >>If Michelle Bachman had done the same thing to the RCCC, the news would have been all nutso over how there was an internal civil war in the Republican Party.


Instead, she ate a Corn Dog.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (IVBVQ)

24 Nice majority you got there. Shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (Boy/L)

25 18 This is actually the first thing I would applaud Titler for. She is well within her right to sow division and jealously within the dem caucus.
Well done. Now go make me a sammich.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

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I really want them to draw her district into nothing, just to get rid of her.

Then it becomes the upstart little progressive hero against the evil Democratic Establishment machine. It's the sort of spark that could ignite a Democratic civil war.

Maybe.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (zZbCU)

26 Donkey Chompers is going to be gerrymandered right out of her seat if she doesn't start playing nice with others. DC is a den of back-stabbing vicious lying thug-whores more anti-social than an angst ridden high school computer club.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

27 I heard AOC was invited to a fund raiser at Fort Marcy Park.

Heh!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (K8gH+)

28 Instead, Ocasio-Cortez is building her own fundraising operation for fellow progressive candidates to bypass the official Democratic Party infrastructure. Already, she's actively funding primary challengers to oust certain Democratic colleagues.


The new American Communist Party.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (nQpdK)

29
just keep splitting that dem log...into toothpicks

Posted by: paul bunyon at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (/NYhC)

30 The Democrats deserve AOC.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (prSvo)

31 Dumb a plank and completely self centered doesn't make her an outlying point in the Uniparty.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (y7DUB)

32 Willowed, but I think this is a likely scenario, Iranian Proxy Attacks.

514 411 War Powers Act (I know, UnConstitutional, but so is this impeachment IMO) says that IF a Concurrent resolution is passed forbidding the President from attacking a country, he can't unless he gets prior Congressional approval.

Which, he can't get quickly. So, if the resolution is passed, and Iran attacks us FROM Iran, according to the act, the President can't respond.

If he does? That will then be the reason to impeach.

And because it is now a Power struggle between the entire Congress, and the Executive Branch, many Senators would use that as an excuse to 'oh so sadly' vote to impeach (IMO).
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 01:26 PM (NgKpN)

The only thing dumber than the current impeachment nonsense would be for Congress to try and impeach for the act of *defending the nation and our troops *. They would lose badly on that front.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 01:55 PM (eoQWY)

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What happens when we are attacked by an Iranian Proxy?

Maybe Hezbollah drives another explosive filled truck into the US Beirut Embassy (AGAIN!!!), but issues public claims that it was some obscure Sunni terrorist group?

Maybe hittting another US Embassy in a Gulf State, or a few US bases in Iraq and Syria too? Simultaneously.

Remember how they used to say that AlQaeda was known for its simultaneous attacks, it was the AlQaeda "Signature?"

That would kill lots of Americans, and give the shitstains in Congress and the media enough BS to say "it might not be Iran"? You cannot strike back. Or. You hit Iran without permission, IM PEACH MINT!

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (+0uDE)

33 Instead, she ate a Corn Dog.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (IVBVQ)

Tell me more about these "corn dogs".

Posted by: BHO at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (0x00j)

34 The new American Communist Party.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (nQpdK)
++++++++++
The Justice Democrats already have more power, influence, scope, reach and meaning than the CPUSA ever did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (I2dne)

35 nstead, Ocasio-Cortez is building her own fundraising operation for fellow progressive candidates to bypass the official Democratic Party infrastructure. Already, she's actively funding primary challengers to oust certain Democratic colleagues.


The new American Communist Party.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (nQpdK)


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A progressive third party.

*taps chin*

Hell.... where do I send a check???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

36 The DNC is scrambling for cash, but dimwitted lightweights like OAC are hoovering up the dinero.

Wow, that's just too bad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 02:23 PM (oBfF8)

37
I don't want a Muslim devout enough to wear that verkakte shmata within arm's reach of power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 10, 2020 02:23 PM (Adu0z)

38 34 The new American Communist Party.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (nQpdK)
++++++++++
The Justice Democrats already have more power, influence, scope, reach and meaning than the CPUSA ever did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (I2dne)

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They should stop working with the Democrats and take over the government of a state like, say, New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:23 PM (zZbCU)

39 The Justice Democrats already have more power, influence, scope, reach and meaning than the CPUSA ever did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Unless bodies really do start hitting the floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:24 PM (nQpdK)

40 Even the most ardent Marxist become a raging Capitalist when it comes to spending their own money.
Posted by: fixerupper
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This is about my charitable donations, isn't it?

Look, I have explained this, my years of selfless, dedicated, public service are a charitable donation.

Besides, I've dropped out, okay? So leave me alone.

Posted by: Beto at January 10, 2020 02:24 PM (xSo9G)

41 AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:24 PM (Ejm1K)

42 Mansions are not cheap

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:24 PM (ZCEU2)

43 32 - Hell, Iran could come right out & say that they attacked us & the democrats would claim that it was a false flag attack by Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 02:24 PM (Izzlo)

44 Speaking of paying bills -- tell me what y'all think of this situation:

I took a chance (knowing it was a risk) of ordering a gadget from some guy in Belarus. He has a whole web site about it, and it's a clever gadget not available anywhere else. Or at least it's described as such. He's selling it -- or claims to be selling it -- for $75. Through Paypal.

Knowing ahead of time that the whole thing might be a scam, but also knowing that if this gadget was as described that I'd really want one, I decided it was worth the gamble of "buying one" for $75, to see if he was legit. Also (I checked this out ahead of time), Paypal has a "Payment Protection Plan" where they will refund your payment if the seller never ships the item, or can't produce any proof that it exists and was shipped. So, even in a worst-case scenario where it's a scam, I likely could get my money back. And $75 is not the end of the world -- if it is a scam, then it was kind of like betting $75 in a Vegas casino -- part of the "payoff" is the thrill and entertainment of taking the gamble and imagining getting the jackpot, even if you ultimately lose.

So anyway, I ordered it, sent him $75 via Paypal, and the guy keeps promising and delaying and promising and delaying when it comes to sending it (he claims he has to hand-made each one indiviidually), and it could very well be that he's on the up-and-up, but is working on "Belarus time," and being a lame-ass businessman with bad customer service. Or, obviously, the whole thing could be a big hoax to scam $75 out of gullible Americans.

But if you saw the Web site, and all the videos posted to it, you'd see that the whole scenario must have cost him thousands -- and if it it a hoax, he spent thousands of dollars creating a Potempkin company to fool just a handful of people. Because the videos of his gadget have only ever had a couple hundred views each, and only a handful of comments, so if it is a scam, he's not getting many customers -- not nearly enough to justify the investment of creating such a believable fake gadget.

But his promises are getting more and more untenable -- now he's claimed that he has indeed already shipped it to me, via some dodgy Belarussian postal service, and that it will arrive here in the US any day now.

Pretty soon it will either arrive, or it won't, and he will no longer be able to stall and delay.

So, I'm quite curious as to whether or not the whole thing will prove to be a legitimate purchase of a delivered item from a honest guy, or just a scam from the very beginning. If it is a scam, it is one of the one pathetic money-losing scams ever -- the guy obviously invested more in putting up a false front than he ever received from victims. Plus, I'm going to get the $75 back from Paypal anyway, so his profit from that scam would be $0.

I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (fK2gX)

45 Hey Trump. Go to NJ have a rally and announce another tax cut. WIN

Posted by: Case at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (j9Trh)

46 MB Corndog.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ry5zsvw

Such a loving touch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (1CjJc)

47 It's gonna be a lot of fun when the NYS Dems eliminate her district.

And why oh why hasn't the Somalian Terror not yet been indicted?

And don't tell me Huber is coming, that's more like a gonorrheal drip.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Z4rgH)

48 FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Meeks is just pissed because AOC won't shovel money at the Congressional Black Caucus when they demand.

Which is both a) funny and b) indicates that she's a racist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (Boy/L)

50 35 . . . A progressive third party.

*taps chin*

Hell.... where do I send a check???
Posted by: fixerupper
_____________

The dopes in the GOP ought to be doing everything they can to get the Green Party on the ballot in all 50 states.

Posted by: Californians Escaping Their Self-Created Hellhole And Recreating The Magic Elsewhere at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (9vQJW)

51
Scam? Or legit?

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Yeah..

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

52 I am genuinely baffled how this woman is getting so many funds together unless she's just breaking campaign finance laws left and right. She's clearly the enemy of big donors, why would they give her one thin dime?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

53 Fixers Corollary:

Even the most ardent Marxist become a raging Capitalist when it comes to spending their own money.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)
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But of course. They all intuitively understand which of Friedman's method of spending money is best. Also, they're dishonest snakes who want your shit for themselves, and for you to be a groveling peasant begging them for alms while they take that which is yours by right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM (I2dne)

54 Wow, miserable sock fail.

Posted by: Furious George at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (9vQJW)

55 The DNC is scrambling for cash, but dimwitted lightweights like OAC are hoovering up the dinero.
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See: Bernie.

I expect that Bernie, having been badly burned by the DNC last time, is probably not eager to share either. One supposes that AOC is funneling money to him, or at least *will*.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (xSo9G)

56 I took a chance (knowing it was a risk) of ordering a gadget from some guy in Belarus.

Dude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Boy/L)

57 I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?--
Shipped by way of Tehran and Ukraine

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (45lFm)

58 Let their caucus fracture.


************

There is a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S39.840
Fracture of corpus cavernosum penis





What? Oh. caucus! That's different.

My mistake. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (m45I2)

59 I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (fK2gX)

I go by this rule: If you have to ask, scam.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

60 - 41 - "AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog."


I saw that on Twitter, she's taking shit from the left for buying a pure bred for six grand instead of just adopting a rescue dog.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (4thlk)

61 Ocrazio Cotits.

That's HYSTERICAL!!! Guess what, leftards. YOU BUILT THIS!!!

This is what you've been asking for. She's your rising star of communistic integrity. She will be your destruction and YOU ASKED FOR IT.

I sooooo love this.....

Omar is disgusting and should be removed from office after the investigation shows she's here illegally.

Then deport her ass back to Syria and see how long she survives.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

62 You can tell when someone is lying when none of their proferred explanations make any sense.

And sometimes a nonsensical proffered explanation is just nonsensical.

Would you like to feel my leg hair?

Posted by: Sigmund Biden at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (jxnjf)

63 44
Speaking of paying bills -- tell me what y'all think of this situation:


I was unaware that Belarus was a player in the sex doll industry.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)

64 Of course she is not helping the Dem party.

She was selected to run by the Justice Democrats, who actually went out and auditioned potential Congresscritters.

All the money she is getting, will go to them. So they will control more of the party.

They have already driven the dems WAY to the left.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

65 I am genuinely baffled how this woman is getting so many funds together unless she's just breaking campaign finance laws left and right. She's clearly the enemy of big donors, why would they give her one thin dime?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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See: 20

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:28 PM (xSo9G)

66 And why oh why hasn't the Somalian Terror not yet been indicted?

They are actually investigating her (and the other members of the squad) right now. Apparently there's been a host of shady activities by them all. The rules do not apply, you see. What will come of this, who knows. But they are making a lot of enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

67 I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM (fK2gX)

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Yes, maybe, with reservations.

Posted by: G at January 10, 2020 02:28 PM (5NMZN)

68 In her case, it's simple: She's a vicious anti-semite and a supporter of Muslim terrorism.

and a member of congress

Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.

She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (vEIlU)

69 Zombie - I think you have been had.
So reengineer the product and go forward from there.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (ZCEU2)

70 Meeks is just pissed because AOC won't shovel money at the Congressional Black Caucus when they demand.

Yeah its hilarious, framing it as "pay their share" when its all just them demanding a cut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

71 "AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog."
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French Bulldog, FWIW.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (xSo9G)

72
#TWOWEEKS !!!!!

PINKY PROMISE!!!

Posted by: BELARUS SEX TOYS YOU JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

73 Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face"

Every damn day, it just gets stupider.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (Boy/L)

74 68 In her case, it's simple: She's a vicious anti-semite and a supporter of Muslim terrorism.

and a member of congress

Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.

She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (vEIlU)

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It's not that she allowed them in. She probably could do little to help it once AOC won the primary out of nowhere.

No, her problem is that she coddled them the second they showed up, putting them on important committees and doing magazine covers with them. Instead, she should have backbenched them immediately, giving them posts on the transportation committee and letting them spend their days fundraising with rich white liberals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)

75 Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.



She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (vEIlU)

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How would she keep them out?

Posted by: G at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (5NMZN)

76 Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.

She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (vEIlU)
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I imagine she hates it as much as the rest. I suspect the real cause is that she didn't understand exactly what the Justice Democrats were, and assumed they were akin to the DSA as more-radical fellow travelers who would fall into line.

She was wrong and so was the party. It was up to the *party* to campaign hard against them in the primaries, not Nancy. Once they won, she had to deal with them.

I imagine the Justice Democrats are giving her ulcers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)

77 The squad members are annoying as fuck.

If their annoying had a sound, it would be fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (EwGEL)

78 First off, the establishment did nothing for her, so why should she play nice with them? If they are thinking about redistricting her, there is some insane arrogance to go hat in hand to her right after.

More: given how shit the DNC in general is, I'm not surprised AOC thinks she can do a better job. She's probably right.

Either way: more and faster.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (2vcoY)

79 >> Meeks is just pissed because


He can't grow tits and his blowjobs don't command anywhere near the type of Donor Dollars that Occipital Cortex can suck down.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (IVBVQ)

80 AOC should start a foundation. Best scam ever!

Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (z/Jwn)

81 Let their caucus fracture.


************

There is a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S39.840
Fracture of corpus cavernosum penis


What? Oh. caucus! That's different.

My mistake. Never mind.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020


*
*

I know just enough anatomy to have an idea what that is . . . and I don't want to think about it any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (Ejm1K)

82 Earlier today when discussing how the Left has destroyed language and cheapened many terms, Prager was reading a news story that Omar is now claiming "Iran war talk" has caused her PTSD.


I'm sure that U.S. combat veterans and victims of violent crimes appreciate her co-opting of that term.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zCkIU)

83 Take note many Congressman came into office without much pocket money yet 2 terms later somehow have bundles of cash in their pocket. Its not by giving it away

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (ZCEU2)

84 What happens when we are attacked by an Iranian Proxy?

Maybe Hezbollah drives another explosive filled truck into the US Beirut Embassy (AGAIN!!!), but issues public claims that it was some obscure Sunni terrorist group?

Maybe hittting another US Embassy in a Gulf State, or a few US bases in Iraq and Syria too? Simultaneously.

Remember how they used to say that AlQaeda was known for its simultaneous attacks, it was the AlQaeda "Signature?"

That would kill lots of Americans, and give the shitstains in Congress and the media enough BS to say "it might not be Iran"? You cannot strike back. Or. You hit Iran without permission, IM PEACH MINT!
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2020 02:22 PM (+0uDE)

As I said in the other thread, even the resolution does not protect proxies from retailiation.

Presidents have approval numbers above 50 percent on military matters. Congress' approval numbers are in the teens, and there are 500 idiots there for you to hate even if you like your rep.

In a Exec vs Congress public tussle over foreign affairs, the Pres will win every time.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (eoQWY)

85 TiFW!!!

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (VQQAx)

86 I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?

A lot of creative people turn out to be really bad at running a business. So, knowing nothing about the particulars, I'd guess not an intentional scam but you're never going to get your stuff either.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (RgWbx)

87 So if Pompeo really did tell the Iraqis that not only are we not leaving, but the US expects them to increase the payment to keep us there, that only tells me that the Iraqis really don't want the Americans to leave, not ever...they probably really fear the Iranians so they have to make it look like they are appeasing them in some way. But the Americans leaving throws all their worthless asses at the mercy of the mullahs.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (32YRo)

88 77 The squad members are annoying as fuck.

If their annoying had a sound, it would be fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (EwGEL)

Yes, like my three Wives.

Posted by: Lando Molari. at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

89 Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face"

Every damn day, it just gets stupider.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020


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That's so the bear fat for winter warmth doesn't wash off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (Ejm1K)

90
No one is stingier with their own money than a Progressive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (85hBX)

91 No, her problem is that she coddled them the second they showed up, putting them on important committees and doing magazine covers with them.

I agree, she created this monster. Should have treated them like any other freshman first timer from nothing districts, but she treated them like powerbrokers right from the start. Stupid miscalculation and now they are just plain spoiled brats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

92
sok
b
gon

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

93 She was wrong and so was the party. It was up to
the *party* to campaign hard against them in the primaries, not Nancy.
Once they won, she had to deal with them.



I imagine the Justice Democrats are giving her ulcers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)

She had the chance early to pound Omar with that stupid hate speech nothingburger resolution. She chose poorly. Now she's reaping the whirlwind. Couldn't happen to a nicer scrunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (1CjJc)

94 >>Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face"


As is Traditional in the Bukkake Tribe...

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (IVBVQ)

95 Republicans have Civil War. Democrats have thoughtful disagreement. Then again Democrats aren't too good at Civil War.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (VQQAx)

96 Willowed - OT

Flight track data for the Ukraine Air flight.

https://www.flightradar24.com/

data/flights/ps752#23732569


No turn around, before the data went silent.

I've read reports that it tried to turn around, likely after being hit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)

97 I imagine she hates it as much as the rest. I suspect the real cause is that she didn't understand exactly what the Justice Democrats were, and assumed they were akin to the DSA as more-radical fellow travelers who would fall into line.

She was wrong and so was the party. It was up to the *party* to campaign hard against them in the primaries, not Nancy. Once they won, she had to deal with them.

I imagine the Justice Democrats are giving her ulcers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)

Then the solution would be to put the hammer down on the JDs if she were a strong party leader, not become a front man for their craziness at her factions detriment.

Since she isn't doing that, she's not a strong leader anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (eoQWY)

98
Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face"

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Which one Lieawatha.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

99
Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.

She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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As in the French Revolution, and there are many parallels, once a fire is allowed to start, it may become very difficult, or impossible, to control.

The Rad-Libs have been working at things since the 60's. The establishment Dems thought they could keep them under control, make use of them. But, the smoldering fire has become a conflagration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (xSo9G)

100 Scam? Or legit?
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:25 PM


Who are we to say?

Posted by: Folsom Street Faire at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (jxnjf)

101 "AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog."
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French Bulldog, FWIW.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020


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So the dog will be rude to her in public, and will insist on expensive rare cheese with his Gravy Train?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (Ejm1K)

102 The Justice Democrats declared war on the Democrat party right after they were sworn in.


OF COURSE they won't be sharing any of their loot. They don't want to make friends with their fellow Democrat colleagues, they want to kick them out and get their friend elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

103 Presidents have approval numbers above 50 percent on military matters. Congress' approval numbers are in the teens, and there are 500 idiots there for you to hate even if you like your rep.

In a Exec vs Congress public tussle over foreign affairs, the Pres will win every time.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (eoQWY)

And yet, they are impeaching the President for what they thought about a totally legal phone call.

We are in uncharted waters, and here there be Dragons.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

104 >>won't donate a cent of her millions to Democrats' House campaign organization
Proof--where there's precious little--that she's not as dumb as she looks.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZS9TG)

105 Republicans have Civil War. Democrats have thoughtful disagreement. Then again Democrats aren't too good at Civil War.

Only if a cis-gendered, white southern male is in charge.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (Boy/L)

106 >>No, her problem is that she coddled them the second they showed up, putting them on important committees and doing magazine covers with them.


She thought they were Useful Tools.

Utility. There is no weaker sauce.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (IVBVQ)

107 I've read reports that it tried to turn around, likely after being hit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)

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Pretty tough to fly straight when you tail gets shot off...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

108 Republicans have Civil War. Democrats have thoughtful disagreement. Then again Democrats aren't too good at Civil War.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (VQQAx)

Republicans were supposed to stand down after Ft Sumter.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

109 You get product many soon, be patience.

Posted by: Belarus Dildo Maker at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (4e+hS)

110 Not quite schadenboner material, but it does put a smile on my face.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

111 Without knowing the details, I'm going to say it's an honest effort which is failing in execution.

How long has it been? Look at all the delays for every kickstarter project? Manufacturing always has many many more complications than anticipated.

Also, have you seen tindie.com? What's this gadget, I'm interested now.

Posted by: .87c at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (z60C0)

112 Open Secrets: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

http://bit.ly/2Nd1arx

She is doing pretty well, I think. $1.9M cash on hand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (0otOH)

113 sok

b

gon

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

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Answer: Crew member of Asiana Airlines Flight 214 that cashed in San Francisco?

Posted by: G at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (5NMZN)

114 And why oh why hasn't the Somalian Terror not yet been indicted?

They are actually investigating her (and the other members of the squad) right now. Apparently there's been a host of shady activities by them all. The rules do not apply, you see. What will come of this, who knows. But they are making a lot of enemies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Let me guess.

Huber is running the investigation?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (nQpdK)

115 >>In her case, it's simple: She's a vicious anti-semite and a supporter of Muslim terrorism.


And dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

116 She'll be the leader of that party sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (H8QX8)

117 do yall know how much it sucks that you're a couple hours from the weekend and here on the west coast its 1130?


killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

118 They have already driven the dems WAY to the left.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

Please don't throw us in that briar patch!!!!

Posted by: "Moderate" Democrats at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (VQQAx)

119 >>She is doing pretty well, I think. $1.9M cash on hand.


She should get that nose fixed and have those hangers snugged up a bit.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (IVBVQ)

120 "Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face""





She's been wearing that same black body suit/shirt since August. That's gotta be getting pretty rank.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (4thlk)

121 116 She'll be the leader of that party sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (H8QX

=========

Governor of NY in less than ten years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zZbCU)

122 AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog.

Then she's following Harry Truman's advice: "If you want a friend in Washington buy a dog."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (WI7YS)

123 80
AOC should start a foundation. Best scam ever!


Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at January 10, 2020 02:31 PM (z/Jwn)
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That usually works best after you've first established an international criminal syndicate with the reputation for hiring only the best hitmen and blackmailers U.S. taxpayer money can buy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zCkIU)

124 Rationale.

Posted by: argleby at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (Tz3FU)

125 96 - flounder only from the Iranians did I hear the plane was turning around, their story was a report of malfunction.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

126 Pelosi is not as smart as they keep trying to give her credit for.

She allowed these monsters in the party. Monsters she cannot control.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:29 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
I imagine she hates it as much as the rest. I suspect the real cause is that she didn't understand exactly what the Justice Democrats were, and assumed they were akin to the DSA as more-radical fellow travelers who would fall into line.

She was wrong and so was the party. It was up to the *party* to campaign hard against them in the primaries, not Nancy. Once they won, she had to deal with them.

I imagine the Justice Democrats are giving her ulcers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)


correct

They are now reaping what they sowed.

They built this.

They own it.

Pelosi played the game until it ate her up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

127 From the ONT
946 You people quit at 940? Really?
Where is you drive, your goals?
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:26 PM

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (ZCEU2)

128 121 116 She'll be the leader of that party sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (H8QX

=========

Governor of NY in less than ten years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zZbCU)


I'll wager she tries to primary Gillibrand. Maybe even Cuck Schemer himself. Its now open warfare between the Young Turds and the old Bolsheviks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

129 Presidents have approval numbers above 50 percent on military matters. Congress' approval numbers are in the teens, and there are 500 idiots there for you to hate even if you like your rep.

In a Exec vs Congress public tussle over foreign affairs, the Pres will win every time.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:32 PM (eoQWY)

And yet, they are impeaching the President for what they thought about a totally legal phone call.

We are in uncharted waters, and here there be Dragons.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

And they are losing the impeachment battle and the public opinion battle.

Strategy includes "drop your weapons and walk slowly into the entrenched machine gun fire" but sane people usually drop that arm of the strategy tree early on.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

130 I really don't care, but, what the hell is Harry thinking?


You are literally a no one but for your royal heritage.


You have no remarkable skill, ability or insight.


You don't even have your youthful roguish looks anymore.


And don't even get me started with miss twice married, has been actor.


They will be divorced within 2 years.

Sad.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (8IS1R)

131 Earlier today when discussing how the Left has destroyed language and cheapened many terms, Prager was reading a news story that Omar is now claiming "Iran war talk" has caused her PTSD.


I'm sure that U.S. combat veterans and victims of violent crimes appreciate her co-opting of that term.


Anywhere you find SJWs grouping together, they will ALL claim to have terrible, pity invoking past experiences.

They've all been raped, have PTSD, have social anxiety, have been gay bashed multiple times, etc etc etc.

I suspect some small amount of it's true. They're stunted, broken people. However, I also suspect it's mostly part of a childish vying for social status within the group. When victimhood is the ultimate social cachet, everyone's a victim.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (9t0Zz)

132 I know just enough anatomy to have an idea what that is . . . and I don't want to think about it any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


*********

It's the medical terminology describing the colloquial phrase "Get Bent!"

Now you can try to stop thinking about it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (m45I2)

133 107 I've read reports that it tried to turn around, likely after being hit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)

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Pretty tough to fly straight when you tail gets shot off...
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

...

How would we know if any maneuvers were intentional vs. the result of the damage unless we had the cockpit data?

I think I know the answer.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (yL25O)

134
She's been wearing that same black body suit/shirt since August. That's gotta be getting pretty rank.


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Smells like stale bourbon, BO and burnt sage.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

135 AOC has roughly the same intelligence level as Obama.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (VQQAx)

136 >>No, her problem is that she coddled them the second they showed
up, putting them on important committees and doing magazine covers with
them.


Yeah, what was she thinking? She didn't need to put them on powerful committees. About the only slight Pelosi did do was *not* put AOC on the committee that handles climate change.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

137 Huber is running the investigation?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (nQpdK)

Hot Rod Rosenstein and his Justice League of White Hats.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)

138 "... that only tells me that the Iraqis really don't want the Americans to leave, not ever..."

You're making the same mistake that our leaders have been making for decades. There is no such thing as "the Iraqis". Iraq the country has several warring tribes who've all hated each other for centuries. One is no more powerful than the others so they're all going to fight forever. Same in Iran, Syria, Libya, even Saudi Arabia. We have no business picking sides in any of those messes.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

139 135 AOC has roughly the same intelligence level as Obama.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (VQQAx)


So, a sea slug with Downs Syndrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

140 Huber is running the investigation?

I have no idea, just read a news report on it a few months ago. But since they aren't exactly endearing themselves to either the GOPe, the Deep State, or the Democrats, I don't see them being given the "no reasonable prosecutor would take the case" excuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

141 "AOC has at least one friend. I understand she's bought herself a bulldog."


And a case of peanut butter.

Too soon?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (nQpdK)

142 > She was selected to run by the Justice Democrats,

In other words, ShakYerBooti, Chunk Wigger, and their cronies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (CF5ek)

143 137 Huber is running the investigation?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:35 PM (nQpdK)

Hot Rod Rosenstein and his Justice League of White Hats.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)


"My pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

144 130 I really don't care, but, what the hell is Harry thinking?


You are literally a no one but for your royal heritage.


You have no remarkable skill, ability or insight.


You don't even have your youthful roguish looks anymore.


And don't even get me started with miss twice married, has been actor.


They will be divorced within 2 years.

Sad.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (8IS1R)

....

You know that describes all of us yet we're billionaires, right?

Posted by: The Kardashians at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (yL25O)

145 128 121 116 She'll be the leader of that party sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (H8QX

=========

Governor of NY in less than ten years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zZbCU)


I'll wager she tries to primary Gillibrand. Maybe even Cuck Schemer himself. Its now open warfare between the Young Turds and the old Bolsheviks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

==========

Do it!

And win!

It's not like any votes will be any different with AOC instead of Gillibrand. We might as well have a loud and embarrassing Democratic senator from NY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (zZbCU)

146 Since she isn't doing that, she's not a strong leader anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (eoQWY)
++++++++++++++
No doubt there. She has lost control. She will be replaced if they keep the House.

She mad a grave miscalculation - that the Justice Democrats could be controlled like the DSA was. She was wrong. She put them right where they wanted to be, and then they didn't play ball. She now has to pick up the pieces, which she can't.

I don't know if the party can fix it, either. We'll see if they try gerrymandering AOC out. That will be a big indicator as to who's in the lead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (I2dne)

147 127 Another sleepless night for nothing

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ZCEU2)

148 She's been wearing that same black body suit/shirt since August. That's gotta be getting pretty rank.

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Smells like stale bourbon, BO and burnt sage.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020


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Probably more like surplus U.S. Army blankets, peace pipe loadings, and rancid venison.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (Ejm1K)

149 DonkeyChompers McBigTits can afford all the nice things now.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (CLteG)

150 We are in uncharted waters, and here there be Dragons.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

And they are losing the impeachment battle and the public opinion battle.

Strategy includes "drop your weapons and walk slowly into the entrenched machine gun fire" but sane people usually drop that arm of the strategy tree early on.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

I'm not saying it will work.

I am saying they will be dumb enough to try.

We are talking about the same people who are trying to resurrect Socialism.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (NgKpN)

151 Why give it away? 1.9 million buys a lot of fake nooses.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (VQQAx)

152 Omar's IQ is about 102. Head and shoulders above her friends and neighbors.

Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (RuIsu)

153 AOC: Socialism for thee, but not for me!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (2UrSS)

154 do yall know how much it sucks that you're a couple hours from the weekend and here on the west coast its 1130?


killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yeah, well how long ago did you have to get up? I've already been up for 8 hours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:40 PM (xSo9G)

155 Posted by: BELARUS SEX TOYS YOU JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

Actually, it's spy-glasses: super-tiny video camera embedded in a sunglasses frame. I realize there are other similar type spy-glasses on the market, but they're all way too obvious-looking. The one depicted on his site are made in such a way that it is basically impossible to tell that it has a hidden camera in it. The clever unique aspect of it is that the video camera lens is pointing sideways from the glasses earpiece, so you don't have to stare directly at the thing you're filming. All the other similar spy-glasses on the market have the lens pointing straight forward from the nose-bridge, and as such are easily noticeable.

His videos show him actually constructing them, and then he has videos of them actually being used, and they are really convincing -- very very difficult to fake. You'd have to be a VFX whiz to go to all the trouble of faking multiple ten-minute videos.

Anyway, we'll see!

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (fK2gX)

156 I'm with AOC on this one.

You're the most visible Congresscritter in the Democratic Party, outside of Pelosi, and there have been rumblings of her seat being redistricted out of existence in the next term. Why should you give these guys money without getting a guarantee of a seat in return?

Let Pelosi deal with you directly.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (iuFgi)

157 Smells like stale bourbon, BO and burnt sage.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++
Just like any other hippie commune, then - but only if she tries to cover it up with patchouli oil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (I2dne)

158 If AO-C is the leader ofthe party in a couple of years I don't know who is going to be worse off, Democrats or us.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ZCEU2)

159 So Rasmussen shows a shift in Presidential approval?

How far up has it fallen?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (tT0V4)

160 117 do yall know how much it sucks that you're a couple hours from the weekend and here on the west coast its 1130?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

*seizes*
*throws over shoulder*
Let the weekend begin!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

161
We are in uncharted waters, and here there be Dragons.
Posted by: Don Q


We are folding space to ICKS!

Posted by: Third-Stage Guild Navigator at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (aKsyK)

162 125
96 - flounder only from the Iranians did I hear the plane was turning around, their story was a report of malfunction.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

Oh, then, totes legit. Thanks. I was providing the data to people who were wondering what was the source of the "turn around" story.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (1CjJc)

163 I don't think that Obama and AOC are roughly the same IQ.

I know lots of smart people and uh I am going to say this is a humblebrag but the lowest IQ test score I have is 150 and that is because the test only scored to 150. I have pretty good smart-dar.


Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.

AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (9VeU0)

164 "My pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020


*
*

I asked this earlier today, but nobody answered. Let's try again:

"I geared that tranny into super-low. . . ."

What song is that from, and who sang it? (Hint: He was famous outside country music for a while in the mid-70s.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)

165
I know the woman has no chance, but there's a Jamaican lady who is supposedly challenging her. What does it say that I don't remember her name? And I live in New York City.

Still, you never know...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (zBaqJ)

166 Everyone is looking forward to egg sized hail and tornadoes around dinner time today, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (yL25O)

167 The Justice Democrats declared war on the Democrat party right after they were sworn in.


OF COURSE they won't be sharing any of their loot. They don't want to make friends with their fellow Democrat colleagues, they want to kick them out and get their friend elected.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

Oh the war was earlier than that...surprise primary of a powerful but lazy Dem leader that got caught off guard is an act of war.

It will be much harder for them to take out someone who is watching and ready for the backstab. AOC is the only one who was elected that way - the others were just official affirmative action tokens in safe districts.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (eoQWY)

168 159 So Rasmussen shows a shift in Presidential approval?

How far up has it fallen?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (tT0V4)

=========

Chocolate rations have been raised to 25g from 30g, comrade.

I hope you thank Big Brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (zZbCU)

169 In today's episode of "Every Public Figure Is A Shithead"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (Ct55T)

170 IIR, both AOC and Omar have been found guilty of fraud and distributing money illegally. Slush fund money. Money to new beau's.

Pelosi could have done something then. I'm sure she had the power within the party. But she doesn't want to lose ONE vote. She never got that they couldn't be a sure thing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (vEIlU)

171 20
Nice tits/Red lipstick > Honesty/brains.

-------



Happens in bars around the country every Friday night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (xSo9G)

_______


This is why I always went to libraries to pick up chicks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:42 PM (zCkIU)

172 And don't even get me started with miss twice married, has been actor.

Markle just left her eight month old with a nanny while she flew off to Canada.

When my kid was eight months old, you couldn't get me more than a hour away from him, and I'm a guy.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (9t0Zz)

173 There are zero policy differences between the Pelosi Wing and the Justice Democrat Wing. It's just a battle over where the money goes.

AOC says Green Nude Eel, everyone says Green Nude Eel. That's insanity.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (VQQAx)

174 You're the most visible Congresscritter in the Democratic Party, outside of Pelosi, and there have been rumblings of her seat being redistricted out of existence in the next term. Why should you give these guys money without getting a guarantee of a seat in return?

Oh yeah from her perspective and short term, it seems best, but annoying and trying to replace all of the rest of the democrats isn't a great long-term goal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

175 163 I don't think that Obama and AOC are roughly the same IQ.

I know lots of smart people and uh I am going to say this is a humblebrag but the lowest IQ test score I have is 150 and that is because the test only scored to 150. I have pretty good smart-dar.


Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.

AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (9VeU0)

==========

I think Obama's obviously intelligent, but he's also incredibly intellectually incurious.

So, he thinks he knows everything and yet he doesn't actually search out any knowledge.

It's a really bad combination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (zZbCU)

176 164
"I geared that tranny into super-low. . . ."

What song is that from, and who sang it? (Hint: He was famous outside country music for a while in the mid-70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)


C.W McCall?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (zBaqJ)

177 "My pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------

I knew it... J.J. is actually Commander Cody.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (xSo9G)

178 >>I'll wager she tries to primary Gillibrand. Maybe
even Cuck Schemer himself. Its now open warfare between the Young Turds
and the old Bolsheviks. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

Gillibrand is profoundly mediocre. Strange as it sounds, it'd be hard to root for her against AOC, as disoriented as the latter is.
Chuck Schumer is Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (ZS9TG)

179 Nice tits/Red lipstick > Honesty/brains.

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Happens in bars around the country every Friday night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:20 PM (xSo9G)
_______

This is why I always went to libraries to pick up chicks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020


*
*

I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

180 I grew up in The Bronx part of AOC's district.

It's quite difficult to draw a map around her nominal home in Parkchester to draw a district she can't win

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (2UrSS)

181 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.

AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (9VeU0)

AOC is a marionette - someone always needs to be putting the strings or she gets tangled.

Obama was his own actor, taking suggestions/orders but playing his own game for the most part.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (eoQWY)

182 Fixers Corollary:



Even the most ardent Marxist become a raging Capitalist when it comes to spending their own money.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)


Reminds me of Botch's First Rule of Bureaucratic Spending (ROBS-1):

a) When program spending increases, program overhead increases by a greater percentage than program services.

2) When program spending decreases, program overhead decreases by a lesser percentage than program services.

Posted by: Max Ernst at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (YqED9)

183 117 do yall know how much it sucks that you're a couple hours from the weekend and here on the west coast its 1130?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

You know how much it sucks that y'all get to sleep in until late morning?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (Ct55T)

184 Oh, and just got this notice from NRA-ILA.

VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond. So the NRA lobbying day on Monday, and the VCDL lobbying day the next Monday, will be gunfree events.

This isn't about safety. They are doing this to harass gun owners.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (9VeU0)

185 174 Oh yeah from her perspective and short term, it seems best, but annoying and trying to replace all of the rest of the democrats isn't a great long-term goal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Unless she's trying to build a third party...

Or her handlers are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)

186 "I geared that tranny into super-low. . . ."

What song is that from, and who sang it? (Hint: He was famous outside country music for a while in the mid-70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)


C.W McCall?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020


*

Yes! Though it's not from his big hit "Convoy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (Ejm1K)

187 From the ONT
946 You people quit at 940? Really?
Where is you drive, your goals?
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM


Meh. 666 is the important number.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (jxnjf)

188 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)

CW McCAll

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

189 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)
++++++++++++++
Yeah, hard pass.

My best luck has always been in the narcolepsy ward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (I2dne)

190
73 Elizabeth Warren: "I never wash my face"

Every damn day, it just gets stupider.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:30 PM (Boy/L)


The stupid is deeper than the Mariana's Trench.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

191 "So, he thinks he knows everything and yet he doesn't actually search out any knowledge. "

That's the secret to thinking that you're smart.

Never look up the answers.

That way, you never find out that you're wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (tT0V4)

192 Obama was a 120 IQ

You're going to have to prove that to me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

193 I'll wager she tries to primary Gillibrand. Maybe even Cuck Schemer himself. Its now open warfare between the Young Turds and the old Bolsheviks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

Gillibrand is toast. I guarantee AOC was smiling once she realized she could knock this stupid woman off. And if she can blame the moderate wing for trying to kick the Squad out of office, instead of the entire party for making actual Americans run screaming from her, how high can she go?

Honestly, if Donald Trump doesn't raze and salt I can see AOC as President by 2028. Earlier, if things shake out badly. She has a major fundraising rep and understands the insane (dominant) wing of the Democrats instinctively. The upper crust would actually be less able to stop her than Donald Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (2vcoY)

194 /Dada go bye-bye

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (YqED9)

195 If AOC wasn't a dump puppet, she could run for NYC mayor and win.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (2UrSS)

196 190 The stupid is deeper than the Mariana's Trench.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

is that what Williamson calls it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (zBaqJ)

197 Obama is a moron. Watch him any time he lost his script. *Anyone* can repeat platitudes and learn big words like "colonialism".

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (VQQAx)

198 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.


You are so generous. The one thing we know for a fact about Barry Soetoro's academic past is that he was not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist.

My word as a Grump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (0otOH)

199 I grew up in The Bronx part of AOC's district.

It's quite difficult to draw a map around her nominal home in Parkchester to draw a district she can't win
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (2UrSS)

Easy - just split it among three Dem stalwart incumbent neighbors. Even if the reports of AOC being unpopular in her district are lies, that cuts her support to 1/3 vs 2/3 at least.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

200 IQ is no substitute for knowledge, experience, or wisdom. Nada. Zero.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (CDGwz)

201 ole home filler up and keep on truckin

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

202 >>Proof--where there's precious little--that she's not as dumb as she looks.

I'm guessing it's Saikat Chakrabarti who is behind this, just as he was the one who set up the Justice Democrats party PAC to pay the Justice Democrats LLC to adminster the various JD candidates (that violated all kinds of campaign finance rules).

AOC is the charismatic millennial* out front, with the brains being Saikat and his other JD leadership activists.


*She does have charisma that attracts a lot of people, just as millions of people were mesmerized by Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

203 didn't Obama do this too?
fundraise via OFA while starving the DNC?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (G546f)

204 86 I realize that without specifics you can't really give a definitive assessment, but: Scam? Or legit?

A lot of creative people turn out to be really bad at running a business. So, knowing nothing about the particulars, I'd guess not an intentional scam but you're never going to get your stuff either.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


I'm currently leaning in that direction myself: I don't think the whole set-up is intended to be a scam, I just think he's terrible at business. American capitalist "please-the-customer"-style business practices are just alien to foreign cultures, especially in places like the former Soviet bloc. I think he really does make these gadgets - he's just a home inventor/tinkerer who's awful at the "order fulfillment" side of things. At least that's my guess.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (fK2gX)

205 You know zombie, revealing that your sex toy purchase from Belarus is sideways looking spy glasses doesn't really make the situation much better.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (yL25O)

206 "She's always whining about people paying their fair share and here she is leaving her friends with the bill."

Ah Socialism, don't ever change.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (V8zw+)

207 Unless she's trying to build a third party...

Or her handlers are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)
++++++++++++
I doubt it. I think this is more like a reverse-merger. Going public is hard. Buying a cheap little public company and then canceling its lines of business and folding yourself into it is often far easier and cheaper.

Why build a third party when you can subvert and take over one of the big ones? It might not work because they haven't exactly been subtle, but it may well be the plan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (I2dne)

208 chartreuse microbus

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (CLteG)

209 VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.

Doesn't say anything about airhorns, does it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Boy/L)

210 ole home filler up and keep on truckin
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020


*
*

That's it! I always liked the line where he says he took Mavis the truck-stop waitress, her mother (as their chaperone), and Sloan his dog to the drive-in to see True Grit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (Ejm1K)

211 C.W McCall?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM


Who is really Chip Davis of Fresh Aire.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (jxnjf)

212 192 Obama was a 120 IQ

You're going to have to prove that to me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

...

We could back-calculate it from his NCAA brackets.

Lord knows we got enough of them to form a reasonable data set.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (yL25O)

213 Obama is a moron. Watch him any time he lost his script. *Anyone* can repeat platitudes and learn big words like "colonialism".
Posted by: ...
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Now, 'Corpsman', that is a toughie. I mean, no reason the CiC should have to work that out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (CDGwz)

214

Only had the chance since having to get ready for work this morning to skim latter comments from the ONT and some earlier ones from the Morning Report.

People going off about a report that Huber found nothing.
See! I blankety told you so!
Ain't nothing gonna blankety happen!

Others jumping on that bandwagon.
And then I see it's a story in the Washington Post.
Really?
People shouting about a story in that rag?
A story in the Washington Post proves your point?

Oooookay.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (yiil5)

215 chartreuse microbus
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020


*
*

How, I've always wondered, did those friends of Jesus manage to stuff eleven of themselves into a microbus?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Ejm1K)

216 Everyone is looking forward to egg sized hail and tornadoes around dinner time today, right?

Posted by: TexasDan


Bad stuff hits here tomorrow, but we are a ways east of you (Alabama).

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Such a fool
But even he
Knows Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
BURMA-SHAVE
at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Rvlwi)

217 >>Obama was a 120 IQ


I got a sawbuck says you are off by +10%.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (IVBVQ)

218 193
Honestly, if Donald Trump doesn't raze and salt I can see AOC as President by 2028. Earlier, if things shake out badly. She has a major fundraising rep and understands the insane (dominant) wing of the Democrats instinctively. The upper crust would actually be less able to stop her than Donald Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (2vcoY)


I posted a link in the Morning Report yesterday or the day before called "Trump Unbound." It postulates that if he wins in November, and assuming we take the House which is also a distinct and growing possibility, there is nothing that can stop him from flooring the accelerator with even more deregulation, dismantling of the bureaucracy and doing it with a vengeance.

The other thing he MUST do, and I think he can is become a leader post-presidency of a Trump political movement that remakes the GOP in his image.

That - and taking back the schools - gives America a chance to survive for at least 50 more years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

219 I think Obama's obviously intelligent, but he's also incredibly intellectually incurious.

So, he thinks he knows everything and yet he doesn't actually search out any knowledge.

It's a really bad combination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (zZbCU)


I think that aligns with my assessment. You hit it - he is intellectually incurious because he thinks he already knows it. Even his fans said he believved his own bullshit.

AOC I think is of average IQ, she knows she isn't a genius, but she thinks she is smart.

I think they were both steered by people who were, if not smarter, more conniving.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (9VeU0)

220 IQ is no substitute for knowledge, experience, or wisdom. Nada. Zero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*******


What this guy said.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (m45I2)

221 111 Without knowing the details, I'm going to say it's an honest effort which is failing in execution.

How long has it been? Look at all the delays for every kickstarter project? Manufacturing always has many many more complications than anticipated.

Also, have you seen tindie.com? What's this gadget, I'm interested now.
Posted by: .87c


See comment #155

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (fK2gX)

222 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

_______

Funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (zCkIU)

223 *seizes*
*throws over shoulder*
Let the weekend begin!

Posted by: Insomniac

was NOT expecting that!
whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)

224 They will be divorced within 2 years.

Sad.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 10, 2020 02:37 PM (8IS1R)

I don't see Sparkles divorcing Ginger. I see her intentionally driving him to suicide. Then she can play the bereaved widow and inherit ALL his money.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (MIUG6)

225 That's it! I always liked the line where he says he took Mavis the truck-stop waitress, her mother (as their chaperone), and Sloan his dog to the drive-in to see True Grit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (Ejm1K)

----

I love this place.

I probably havent heard.... or thought of.... that song in probably 30 years.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

226 Actually, on the topic, I think the new third party will come out of the Republican side.

As the Justice Democrats and their ilk continue to take over and subvert the Democrat party, it will continue to alienate the sane Dems. The sane Dems will either sit out or switch to moderate Republicans.

Under Trump, the Republicans have a pretty big tent and the Dems are actively alienating everyone who is sane. That may well swell the Republican ranks for a little while. It won't be tenable long-term, but the short-term consequences might be crippling the Democrats until they are a marginal party.

If that happens or is about to, then it is more likely that the Republican party splits, crowds out the Dems, and gets back to a reasonably healthy center-left/center-right dichotomy with a bit of fringe on both sides.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (I2dne)

227 I think Obama's obviously intelligent, but he's also incredibly intellectually incurious.

So, he thinks he knows everything and yet he doesn't actually search out any knowledge.

It's a really bad combination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (zZbCU)


Well he took office with the House and Senate in Republican hands and look what happened?

Let's not starting washing each other's backs yet.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (9VeU0)

228 Obama has exhibited a certain low cunning but I haven't seen any evidence of high intelligence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (0otOH)

229 207 I doubt it. I think this is more like a reverse-merger. Going public is hard. Buying a cheap little public company and then canceling its lines of business and folding yourself into it is often far easier and cheaper.

Why build a third party when you can subvert and take over one of the big ones? It might not work because they haven't exactly been subtle, but it may well be the plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:46 PM (I2dne)

==========

I don't know...

Using the Democratic label to fundraise and not share those profits with other Democrats doesn't feel like a power move within the party. It feels more like you know your days are numbered and you're going to milk the Democrats for all they're worth before you break out on your own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)

230 VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.

Doesn't say anything about airhorns, does it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


RC aircraft with vuvuzelas.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Such a fool
But even he
Knows Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
BURMA-SHAVE
at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (Rvlwi)

231 Obama was his own actor, taking suggestions/orders but playing his own game for the most part.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (eoQWY)

Really? I read it the other way around.

Obama was literally a talking suit. He, personally, never made a single decision, but had others installed into his private inner pseudo-cabinet to make all his decisions for him. (Jarrett, Rhodes, Powers, etc.) He was just the gurning jugeared nose-in-the-air mug in front the styrofoam columns with the "Soaring Rhetoric".

(seriously, fuck that guy)

AOC seems to be used more as an attack rottweiler. She still takes orders, more or less, but really it's her own insane energy and fervent True Belief that make her a tool for the Left. That's why her ignorance is always on display. She doesn't actually realize that she's ignorant. Obama generally knew to keep his mouth shut except for what's on the prompter, parroting pre-scripted lines, and talking about pop-culture bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (Ct55T)

232 dangit 227 is bad copypasta - supposed to be a reply to JJ

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (9VeU0)

233 In the Justice Democrat mind, Trump proved you could remake one of the two existing parties in your own image if you had good enough PR.This inspired them to try their hand at their own money laundering scheme because the D party doesn't need to be remade. They just want a piece of the action. D voters will follow anyone because they are ignorant sheep.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (VQQAx)

234 13 Donkey Chompers isn't about to let anyone else wet their beak in her money.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (GbPPJ)
************

optics

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (Y274z)

235

I used to just be in the middle about this pint sized chocolate bunny, but after seeing her giggle and smirk during Pacifically Lee's press conference, she ca get bent.

A nasty little piece of garbage she is...there is no one on the GOP side that is as crazy and weird as she is, and inhumane.

But hey, Chuck Todd though, he can tell me what to think about Republicans.

Grrr...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (6Vznf)

236 197 Obama is a moron. Watch him any time he lost his script. *Anyone* can repeat platitudes and learn big words like "colonialism".
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 02:45 PM (VQQAx)


The man who name-dropped "Reinhold Neibuhr" also said "corpse-men" and "wee-wee'd up."

Fraud.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)

237 How in the wide world of sports do these bitches take the oath of office?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (1MwUx)

238
*seizes*
*throws over shoulder*
Let the weekend begin!

Posted by: Insomniac

was NOT expecting that!
whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)

----

so..... surprised ?


Insom must be part otter.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

239 And don't even get me started with miss twice married, has been actor.

Markle just left her eight month old with a nanny while she flew off to Canada.

When my kid was eight months old, you couldn't get me more than a hour away from him, and I'm a guy.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (9t0Zz)


and what instructions did she leave with the "nanny"

oh and is the nanny a "she"?

Did she tell the nanny to NOT call her child a he or she? Call it and it until it figures out it's own gender?

How to dress it? What colors to wear?

Meghan is a lunatic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (vEIlU)

240 >>didn't Obama do this too?

fundraise via OFA while starving the DNC?


Yes, he did. I had forgotten that. And that is still in place today via a spin-off fundraising organization (forget the name).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

241 Chompers and Cenk Ugyar are there to commandeer and they destroy the Dem party and replace it with a socialist party, like a virus. They have said as much.
The question si will "Your Father's Democrats" play along or fight.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

242 13 Donkey Chompers isn't about to let anyone else wet their beak in her money.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 02:19 PM (GbPPJ)



"EH!"

- - Don Fanucci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

243 I don't see Sparkles divorcing Ginger. I see her intentionally driving him to suicide. Then she can play the bereaved widow and inherit ALL his money.

Posted by: Linn Ridge

Not if it's a murder/suicide!

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (32YRo)

244 I'd consider buying side-vision spy camera glasses from Belarus if they had the X-ray vision feature for seeing through clothes.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (m45I2)

245 Obama couldn't figure out how to get an Umbrella through a People Sized Hole.

He'd be lucky to have a 3 digit IQ.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (IVBVQ)

246 Everyone is looking forward to egg sized hail and tornadoes around dinner time today, right?

Posted by: TexasDan


They are sending everyone home from work at 2:00 today.

9 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (nQpdK)

247 237 How in the wide world of sports do these bitches take the oath of office?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 02:50 PM (1MwUx)



"It's a Commie taqqiya sunrise..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (zBaqJ)

248 fundraise via OFA while starving the DNC?

Yeah they seemed to like it when he did it though. AOC has no fans in the DNC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

249 "I geared that tranny into super-low. . . ."

What song is that from, and who sang it? (Hint: He was famous outside country music for a while in the mid-70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)

Convoy? CW McCall?

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (NgKpN)

250 30 The Democrats deserve AOC.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 02:21 PM (prSvo)

****************
Well we got Romney, Murky, and Collins. We must deserve them too.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (Y274z)

251 @199. AOC "lives" in the exact middle of The Bronx. You think the Ds are going to sacrifice Eliot Engel by putting her in his district

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (2UrSS)

252 Obama is a moron. Watch him any time he lost his script. *Anyone* can repeat platitudes and learn big words like "colonialism".

Obama is the guy who learned a single magic trick that got him onto the big stage.

He learned how to be a blank slate that reflected back to lefties whatever they wanted to hear and see.

That's it. Every single one of his successes was due to that ability combined with his skin tone.

He could be a radical, a moderate, a professor, an everyman, whatever you wanted, as long as you were a leftist.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (9t0Zz)

253 Everyone is looking forward to egg sized hail and tornadoes around dinner time today, right?

Posted by: TexasDan

Bad stuff hits here tomorrow, but we are a ways east of you (Alabama).
Posted by: Brother Cavil
at January 10, 2020


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SE La here, and I dunno about hail, but tonight and tomorrow are set to be 100% chance of rain. I'll park the car tonight away from trees in case any branches decide to separate from their trunks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (Ejm1K)

254
My best luck has always been in the narcolepsy ward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (I2dne)

_______


Also funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (zCkIU)

255 252
He could be a radical, a moderate, a professor, an everyman, whatever you wanted, as long as you were a leftist.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:52 PM (9t0Zz)

============

"Wait a second..."
-David Frum

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (zZbCU)

256 We really need an AQ:


Asshole Quotient.

It don't matter how smart or how dumb you are. What's important is how much of an asshole you are.

Too little, and you're naive and boring.

Too much, and you're a Democrat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (Ct55T)

257 My pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if don't stop datin' that hot Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Joshua Speed at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (z/Jwn)

258 The other thing he MUST do, and I think he can is become a leader post-presidency of a Trump political movement that remakes the GOP in his image. 

That - and taking back the schools - gives America a chance to survive for at least 50 more years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

If Big Tech can unperson you, while the FBI covers up the gpvernment's crimes- elections in America will mean less than elections in Iran.

Given the heat against Trump, I think he knows this. And I think 2020 is going to be lit. The Dems won't win of course. The one they had to win was 2016. I don't even think they can keep the House.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (2vcoY)

259 230 VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.

Doesn't say anything about airhorns, does it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

RC aircraft with vuvuzelas.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Such a fool
But even he
Knows Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
BURMA-SHAVE
at January 10, 2020 02:49 PM (Rvlwi)

So, cops can't carry either?

Federal Agents can't carry?

or just us icky citizens.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

260 seattle is supposed to get 50mph winds, rain and then snow next week.

I'm heading to sunny san diego for Marine Ratched's graduation from boot camp!

whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (d7Ww2)

261 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140. AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120. Posted by: blaster

That smarts!

Posted by: Dame Ayatollah Kablooey at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Ndje9)

262 If one claims that Obama has a 120 IQ, you are claiming he is in the top ten percent of the population in intelligence.

Yeah, no sale, sorry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Boy/L)

263 "I geared that tranny into super-low. . . ."

What song is that from, and who sang it? (Hint: He was famous outside country music for a while in the mid-70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)

Convoy? CW McCall?
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020


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It was McCall, but one of the posters above got it: "The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe."

"That waitress was built like a burlap bag full of bobcats. She had it to-gether."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:55 PM (Ejm1K)

264 Not if it's a murder/suicide!
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (32YRo)

I'm good with that scenario. Maybe then the "daily news" would stop resembling People magazine.

A girl can dream....

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 10, 2020 02:55 PM (MIUG6)

265 I looked on outta the window and I started countin' phone poles, goin' by at the rate of four to the seventh power.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (m45I2)

266 Ever notice that Marianne and Ginger slept in the same bed on "Gilligan's Island?" I think that it was sophisticated Ginger taking advantage of small town Marianne.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (JXKKq)

267 And yet and yet, I'd still hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (0otOH)

268 258 Given the heat against Trump, I think he knows this. And I think 2020 is going to be lit. The Dems won't win of course. The one they had to win was 2016. I don't even think they can keep the House.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 02:53 PM (2vcoY


The more they openly align themselves with terrorists, baby-killing, gun-grabbing and all the rest, the more they are going to get buried in a landslide.

But, as you say, the malignant rogue Intel and LE community is a giant x-factor along with Big Brother Tech. They have to be dismantled with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (zBaqJ)

269 VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.

Doesn't say anything about airhorns, does it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

RC aircraft with vuvuzelas.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


RC aircraft with Stuka whistles.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (nQpdK)

270 230 VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.

Doesn't say anything about airhorns, does it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

...

This is actually epic.

Remember last year how SCOTUS was set to rule on a law from somewhere--NYC I think--but NYC yielded on the law rather than set a precedent?

VA is dead set on serving up on a platter the sort of legislation that a) will for sure be challenged in court and b) will certainly go to SCOTUS and give us a new precedent.

The kind of precedent that might unroll all the other restrictions in other states on magazine size, etc. Maybe even registration stuff like CT.

This is my hope, anyway.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (yL25O)

271 Grump, I know for a fact that Barack Obama had very good grades in law school. That doesn't necessarily mean he knows anything - in fact, he proved himself to be quite ignorant on occasion - but it does mean that he's good at taking law school tests. My personal theory is that what they wče trying to hide was that he got accepted by claiming to be an international student (Indonesian passport and stepfather, Kenyan father who was also a Harvard international student). He had a book contract before he even graduated. My personal theory on what they're trying to hide about Columbia is that he didn't graduate from Columbia College, but rather from the open-admission School of General Studies.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (7N09i)

272 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

_______

I hear you

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (Izzlo)

273 A 120 IQ is 90th percentile - NFW

Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (SwWMX)

274 261 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140. AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120. Posted by: blaster

That smarts!
Posted by: Dame Ayatollah Kablooey at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Ndje9)


"Oh Mr. Dunning?"

"Yes, Mr. Krueger!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:57 PM (zBaqJ)

275 268 The more they openly align themselves with terrorists, baby-killing, gun-grabbing and all the rest, the more they are going to get buried in a landslide.

But, as you say, the malignant rogue Intel and LE community is a giant x-factor along with Big Brother Tech. They have to be dismantled with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (zBaqJ)

===========

The 30 freshmen Democrats in Trump voting districts are gonna have a lot of explaining to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 02:57 PM (zZbCU)

276 261 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140. AOC is 100 IQ person who thinks she's a 120. Posted by: blaster

That smarts!
Posted by: Dame Ayatollah Kablooey at January 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Ndje9)

Maxine Waters is a 70 IQ person who's still the smartest person in her district.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)

277 266 Ever notice that Marianne and Ginger slept in the same bed on "Gilligan's Island?" I think that it was sophisticated Ginger taking advantage of small town Marianne.
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (JXKKq)

I'll be in my hammock...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Ct55T)

278 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

...too wide, awake, and alert.

Posted by: Oxford comma - buy one, get one at January 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Ciifn)

279 Ever notice that Marianne and Ginger slept in the same bed on "Gilligan's Island?"

I think that it was sophisticated Ginger taking advantage of small town Marianne.
Posted by: CtHillary


That's what everyone thinks. Guess who grew up from age four watching bulls in the backyard lay pipe?

Wasn't city kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:58 PM (nQpdK)

280 >>Maxine Waters is a 70 IQ person


20 of those points should get credited to the Horse whose hair she is wearing.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 02:58 PM (IVBVQ)

281 you are claiming he is in the top ten percent of the population in intelligence.

Whenever I come in contact with the general public, I often end up wondering how some people survive to adulthood.

I know I'm being an ass, sorry, but there are a TON of really really stupid people out there.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (9t0Zz)

282 That's it! I always liked the line where he says he took Mavis the truck-stop waitress, her mother (as their chaperone), and Sloan his dog to the drive-in to see True Grit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:47 PM (Ejm1K)

----

I love this place.

I probably havent heard.... or thought of.... that song in probably 30 years.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2020


*
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There's also "Wolf Creek Pass":

"Well, Earl grabbed on the shifter and he stabbed her into fifth gear and then the chromium-plated, fully-illuminated genuine accessory shift knob come right off in his hand. I says, 'You wanna screw that thing back on, Earl?' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (Ejm1K)

283 266 Ever notice that Marianne and Ginger slept in the same bed on "Gilligan's Island?" I think that it was sophisticated Ginger taking advantage of small town Marianne.
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (JXKKq)

They only needed one bed in their hut.

They were taking turns staying the night over at the Professor's hut.

I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

284 "He'd be lucky to have a 3 digit IQ."

The placement of the decimal is sort of important.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (tT0V4)

285 A governor has to do things and is constrained by a budget, and therefore hard choices. AOC will primary Gillibrand, I think.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (JRaU+)

286 283 They only needed one bed in their hut.

They were taking turns staying the night over at the Professor's hut.

I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

==========

His first invention on the island was Plan B.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (zZbCU)

287 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

...too wide, awake, and alert.
Posted by: Oxford comma - buy one, get one at January 10, 2020


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The "too wide" part is sadly everywhere these days, not just coffee shops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (Ejm1K)

288 Grump, I know for a fact that Barack Obama had very good grades in law school.


Is that unusual? Serious question.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (0otOH)

289 >>They were taking turns staying the night over at the Professor's hut.


He needed an assitant to help him grade the Viscosity of all that Coconut Oil.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (IVBVQ)

290 That's what everyone thinks. Guess who grew up from age four watching bulls in the backyard lay pipe?

Wasn't city kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 02:58 PM (nQpdK)

You know who else watches bulls lay pipe?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (0pG7a)

291 Grump, I know for a fact that Barack Obama had very good grades in law school. That doesn't necessarily mean he knows anything - in fact, he proved himself to be quite ignorant on occasion - but it does mean that he's good at taking law school tests. My personal theory is that what they we trying to hide was that he got accepted by claiming to be an international student (Indonesian passport and stepfather, Kenyan father who was also a Harvard international student). He had a book contract before he even graduated. My personal theory on what they're trying to hide about Columbia is that he didn't graduate from Columbia College, but rather from the open-admission School of General Studies.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (7N09i)


who was taking his exams or doing his writing?

because all I ever read from those that went to school during his class is that they never saw him, he skipped class, didn't write for the review even though he was on it, etc

he was stoned and high all the time and not present

someone either covered for him, or were taking his exams - or hacking grades

that man is not even remotely intelligent in any way
he's a con man - and a stuttering dumb one at that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (vEIlU)

292 184
VA GA has passed a total gun ban for the Capitol area in Richmond.


Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 02:44 PM (9VeU0)

Nothing about trebuchets, vats of boiling tar, and sacks of feathers? Good.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (1CjJc)

293 222 I tried coffee shops. The problem was that the girls were too wide awake and alert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

Try the double-dilaudid cappuccino.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (Vy7tf)

294 Democrats were ALREADY a socialist party. ObamaCare forced down the country's throat to some electoral detriment, was designed to lead to Socialism. The Clinton's and Obama's were all about Coward Piven and social division, designed to lead to Socialism.

Where do we get the idea that the Democrat Party isn't already socialist? Just because the older ones have been trying to get Socialism here without losing too much of the country too soon (ie before they can take over intelligence agencies, big tech, schools, courts, etc).

Hint: we're just about there. The so-called "new" left is just a new face to talk to a new generation about the same old commie shit. Know your enemy!!!!

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (VQQAx)

295 I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

His only competition was an old queen, a fat derelict, and an inept beanpole.

would YOU wanna leave that island?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (Ct55T)

296 287 and those yoga pants really accentuate that look!

Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (SwWMX)

297
Anthony Weiner fell way behind on Democrat Party membership dues and party fundraising targets. It was around a $300,000 shortfall by the time of his first texting scandal. He didn't care, thought his public attack dog posturing would keep him in Congress. This is reportedly one of the reasons Pelosi et al were not interested in shielding him the way they normally do with uncovered Democrat perverts.

AOC, or some one advising her, apparently has made a similar calculation, believing that times have changed. Fine, as long as she never needs the Old Guard's help for anything...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (opTyw)

298

I can only hope the pudgy and rotund Elissa Slotkin will get her fat butt handed to her. This recent wave of Democrats are stealth crypto Marxists. Literally.

Her and that utterly vapid richgirl bitch Whitmer have been horrible for Michigain.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (6Vznf)

299 Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense
And telephone poles looked like a picket fence
They said, "Slow down! I see spots!
The lines on the road just look like dots"

Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)

300 Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh
#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the #UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign representatives

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)

301 But, as you say, the malignant rogue Intel and LE community is a giant x-factor along with Big Brother Tech. They have to be dismantled with extreme prejudice. 
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 02:56 PM (zBaqJ) 

The President may as well break the non-profit circuit while he is there. Most are liberal, and many are so corrupt they couldn't survive -any- amount of scrutiny. But I don't need to be too optimistic. Trump's clearly gunning for the FBI and CIA, and at a minimum Joe Biden will crack under the pressure. Then we'll see some stuff.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (2vcoY)

302 Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.

More like an 85 IQ who thought he was 140. The stuttering and clusterfucking makes it plain as day.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

303 His only competition was an old queen, a fat derelict, and an inept beanpole.

would YOU wanna leave that island?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (Ct55T)

And Skipper and his 'Little Buddy' shared a hut.

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)

304 You know who else watches bulls lay pipe?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (0pG7a)

The Conservative Case for Moving More Bulls into the Cities.

Posted by: Bull Work at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (1CjJc)

305
They only needed one bed in their hut.



They were taking turns staying the night over at the Professor's hut.



I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

306 Hint: we're just about there. The so-called "new" left is just a new face to talk to a new generation about the same old commie shit. Know your enemy!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (VQQAx)
+++++++++++++
Indeed. The Dems have been sliding toward communism for a long time, but the older ones were also really into cronyism and self-enrichment, which helped check their descent. The new crowd appears to be a lot more ideological and run the real risk of exposing what they all actually are far too soon and losing the ball.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (I2dne)

307 Warai-Otoko, I agree that AOC is living proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (7N09i)

308 Seriously WTFing F?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354366/

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (KNsKs)

309 because all I ever read from those that went to school during his class is that they never saw him, he skipped class, didn't write for the review even though he was on it, etc

I heard that about his time at Columbia. I hadn't heard that about his time at Harvard. Excepting the part where he didn't write for the review, of course. Didn't he write one single case note, and that's all?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (9t0Zz)

310 306 Hint: we're just about there. The so-called "new" left is just a new face to talk to a new generation about the same old commie shit. Know your enemy!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (VQQAx)
+++++++++++++
Indeed. The Dems have been sliding toward communism for a long time, but the older ones were also really into cronyism and self-enrichment, which helped check their descent. The new crowd appears to be a lot more ideological and run the real risk of exposing what they all actually are far too soon and losing the ball.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (I2dne)

===========

Remember when the GOPe wanted to kick Ted Cruz out of the party because his tactics against the ACA were too strong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (zZbCU)

311 Hint: we're just about there. The so-called "new" left is just a new face to talk to a new generation about the same old commie shit. Know your enemy!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (VQQAx)

To be perfectly fair, the Democrat party as it has established itself over the past half century or so is not really Socialist. They're Fascist. For sane people, it's the same difference, but there is a dividing line between those who have given up the fantasy of Collective Ownership, and those who really truly believe that "True Communism Hasn't Been Tried Yet."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (Ct55T)

312 Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh
#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the #UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign representatives
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)




Kevin Bacon the Jews!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (vEIlU)

313 300 Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh
#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the #UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign representatives
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)

Clearly shot down by an American F-35 Stealth Fighter.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

314 300
Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh

#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the
#UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign
representatives

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)


I got $100 on Great Satan

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

315 As for Skipper and his little Buddy: It ain't gay if you're underway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

316 Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh
#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the #UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign representatives
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)
++++++++++++++++
I'm wagering on "Israel hacked the plane's transponder and made it identify as a US combat aircraft and we responded on those terms, shooting it down. We deeply lament the loss of civilian life through this mistargeting, but it is the result of deception by the Jerusalem/Washington war party combine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (I2dne)

317 AOC keeps this up and she too may not kill herself, like Epstein.

Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (MxEKc)

318 *rationale

Posted by: bradc at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (bej5Z)

319 I looked on outta the window and I started countin' phone poles, goin' by at the rate of four to the seventh power.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020


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When I lived in CO I drove down one May to Great Sand Dunes, and saw the sign on U.S. 160 proclaiming Wolf Creek Pass was nearby. I didn't drive it, but I wish I had. You live near there, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (Ejm1K)

320 Whenever I come in contact with the general public, I often end up wondering how some people survive to adulthood.

I know I'm being an ass, sorry, but there are a TON of really really stupid people out there.
Posted by: bonhomme


You wonder?

It's because do gooders will pull them back up onto the sidewalk when they step out in traffic.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (nQpdK)

321 Remember when the GOPe wanted to kick Ted Cruz out of the party because his tactics against the ACA were too strong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (zZbCU)
++++++++++++
Should've gone through with it, too.

Posted by: John "Thumbs-Down" McCain at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (I2dne)

322 315 As for Skipper and his little Buddy: It ain't gay if you're underway.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

It's totally gay
When your on a cay

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (0pG7a)

323 someone either covered for him, or were taking his exams - or hacking grades

that man is not even remotely intelligent in any way
he's a con man - and a stuttering dumb one at that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:00 PM (vEIlU)

he was always protected from On High - with that level of protection, I'd bet that one of the faculty members was well paid to fill out all of his tests for him. Don't be surprised at the suggestion that Ivy League Law schools are shot through with corruption, especially when Political Power is in play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)

324 >>As for Skipper and his little Buddy: It ain't gay if your Tour is under 3 Hours.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (IVBVQ)

325 Seriously WTFing F?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354366/

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (KNsKs)




Each candle is lovingly hand-dipped, so to speak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (0otOH)

326 *you're

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (0pG7a)

327 >>because all I ever read from those that went to school during his class
is that they never saw him, he skipped class, didn't write for the
review even though he was on it, etc


One of his fellow law students - a woman who was in the band The Runaways, I think? - said that Obama was known for pontificating endlessly in class. She and other had an "Obamameter" to score in comparison to obnoxious comments.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

328 326 *you're
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (0pG7a)

==========

*yore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (zZbCU)

329 Yankee Candle...it ain't.


https://bit.ly/2T9o9Hw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (tT0V4)

330 One of his fellow law students - a woman who was in the band The Runaways, I think? - said that Obama was known for pontificating endlessly in class. She and other had an "Obamameter" to score in comparison to obnoxious comments.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

There's one in every class. They are despised.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (0pG7a)

331 Seriously WTFing F?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354366/

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (KNsKs)
+++++++++++++
Ain't nobody want that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (I2dne)

332 There's also "Wolf Creek Pass":

"Well, Earl grabbed on the shifter and he stabbed her into fifth gear and then the chromium-plated, fully-illuminated genuine accessory shift knob come right off in his hand. I says, 'You wanna screw that thing back on, Earl?' "
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Love how he tells in in a calm, cool voice. Lol.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (nQpdK)

333 302
Obama was a 120 IQ who thought he was 140.



More like an 85 IQ who thought he was 140. The stuttering and clusterfucking makes it plain as day.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)


Chance Obama

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (RDX/f)

334 315
As for Skipper and his little Buddy: It ain't gay if you're underway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

Guilt-free, when you're lost at sea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (1CjJc)

335 Ha!

I always laughed at the 'Pussy' Incense the brothers were selling on the street in NYC.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:07 PM (IVBVQ)

336 Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020


*
*

The Commander Cody version is the famous one, but Johnny Bond did it before them, and Asleep at the Wheel did a good version too. Every one of them delivers the last line, ". . . gonna drive me to drinkin'/ If you don't stop driving that Hot --

-- Rod --

-- Lincoln!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:07 PM (Ejm1K)

337 "rationale," not "rational"

Posted by: bradc at January 10, 2020 03:07 PM (bej5Z)

338 300
Reza Khaasteh @Khaaasteh

#BREAKING Iran says it will announce the cause of the
#UkrainianPlaneCrash tomorrow in a meeting attended by the foreign
representatives

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)

Death to America! (am i right?)

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 03:07 PM (a0IVu)

339 There's one in every class. They are despised.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (0pG7a)

Love the smell of their own farts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM (1CjJc)

340 Hint: we're just about there. The so-called "new" left is just a new face to talk to a new generation about the same old commie shit. Know your enemy!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:01 PM (VQQAx)

To be perfectly fair, the Democrat party as it has established itself over the past half century or so is not really Socialist. They're Fascist. For sane people, it's the same difference, but there is a dividing line between those who have given up the fantasy of Collective Ownership, and those who really truly believe that "True Communism Hasn't Been Tried Yet."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (Ct55T)

Fascism is pro-country, Dems are not. They are Communist in outlook, essentially with the no borders and international outlook over the needs of the actual country.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

341 Whatever Iran announces the Democrats will accept as fact.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM (KNsKs)

342 Whatever Iran announces the Democrats will accept as fact.



I'll take the over.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (0otOH)

343 Whatever Iran announces the Democrats will accept as fact.
======

Duh. We told them what to say.

Posted by: Democrats at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

344 341 Whatever Iran announces the Democrats will accept as fact.
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM (KNsKs)

That's gonna be funny when it's all about the JOOOSSSS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Kpl3J)

345 Seriously WTFing F?

To me, the funniest part of that story is all of the people at that publication who were asked to comment on whether the candle smelled like a vag or not.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (9t0Zz)

346 One of his fellow law students - a woman who was in the band The Runaways, I think? - said that Obama was known for pontificating endlessly in class. She and other had an "Obamameter" to score in comparison to obnoxious comments.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

There's one in every class. They are despised.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM


Yep. There's always one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (ejd/p)

347 Seriously WTFing F?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354366/

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:03 PM (KNsKs)

Each candle is lovingly hand-dipped, so to speak.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (0otOH)


Where did I put my carabiners?

Posted by: Spelunking Perfumist at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

348 "...bashed into the side of a feed store...in downtown Pagosa Springs."


Driven that road many times.

The only flaw is that the highway flattens out about 12-15 miles before it reaches Pagosa Springs.

Makes for a nice punch line though.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (m45I2)

349 Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++++
Of the many versions, I sure do love Commander Cody's the most.

https://youtu.be/868DSi85odQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (I2dne)

350 i'm not saying it was Aliens,

But it was Aliens.

Posted by: Iranian Air Minister at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

351 330
One of his fellow law students - a woman who was in the band The
Runaways, I think? - said that Obama was known for pontificating
endlessly in class. She and other had an "Obamameter" to score in
comparison to obnoxious comments.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:05 PM (bDqIh)



There's one in every class. They are despised.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:06 PM (0pG7a)


Hey Guys....Watcha talkin bout? One what?

Posted by: Camera Hogg at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (ymnmz)

352 I can't believe you people would impugn the Revered Inspectors of the Iranian ATSB.

The Iranian people worship them and their Poetry.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (IVBVQ)

353 Average IQ in Kenya (land of Shit Midas ' pappy) is 80. You really think he got an extra 40 from his shitbird mother?

Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (6/uwW)

354 350 i'm not saying it was Aliens,

But it was Aliens.
Posted by: Iranian Air Minister at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

=========

Your guy was watching the James Cameron flick, just got way too into it and start pushing buttons?

Game over, America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)

355 I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

His only competition was an old queen, a fat derelict, and an inept beanpole.

would YOU wanna leave that island?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020


*
*

I guess the derelict was the Skipper and the beanpole was Gilligan. But who was the old queen? Mr. Howell?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (Ejm1K)

356 Love the smell of their own farts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM


Who doesn't love the sound and smell?

Posted by: Eric S. at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (jxnjf)

357 Fascism is pro-country, Dems are not. They are Communist in outlook, essentially with the no borders and international outlook over the needs of the actual country.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

Fair enough... it's one of the reasons i prefer "Barbarian" to "Fascist" for describing Democrats... there really is no ideology anymore, just a raw will to power and control.

I just tried to clumsily shoehorn the analysis into the typical political framework. The main point being: Dems aren't actually Communist or even Socialist, if you look at them as a Communist or a Socialist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (Ct55T)

358 But who was the old queen? Mr. Howell?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (Ejm1K)

Yep.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:11 PM (Ct55T)

359 Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++++
Also has one of the best bits in any song.
It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared
The brakes are good, tires fair

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:11 PM (I2dne)

360 artisanal, you're thinking of Columbia. As I said, I believe he never went to Columbia College, which is why no one who was there remembers him. I think he graduated from the School of General Studies, Columbia University's "night school." However, he was very much present at Harvard, already a politician, and he took his own tests. Taking law school exams is only tangentially related to actually being a lawyer. I'm sure he was terrible at that. But a great law school exam answer spots all the issues in a set of facts, lays out the arguments for and against the plaintiff and the defendant, and cites some cases. That is a unique set of skills, and he was good at it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:11 PM (7N09i)

361 354 350 i'm not saying it was Aliens,

But it was Aliens.
Posted by: Iranian Air Ministe

or Paul Krugman's laptop

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 03:11 PM (d7Ww2)

362
you know who CW McCall's alter ego is right?

Chip Davis of Mannheim Steamroller fame

same guy

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2020 03:12 PM (ceIDk)

363 360 who knew Obama posts here?

Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 03:12 PM (SwWMX)

364
345 Seriously WTFing F?

To me, the funniest part of that story is all of the people at that publication who were asked to comment on whether the candle smelled like a vag or not.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 03:09 PM (9t0Zz)


Smells like the tuna fleet got in.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

365 They only needed one bed in their hut.

They were taking turns staying the night over at the Professor's hut.

I mean, come on, he had to be hittin em both, otherwise he would have figured some way off the island.

---------------------------------------------------------
Oh, yeah? Well then explain the billeting arrangements when it was Lovey Howell's turn with the Professor!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (JXKKq)

366 Who doesn't love the sound and smell?

Posted by: Eric S. at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (jxnjf)

I could see him being one. The only guy I ever knew who said he wanted to be in politics was one. Funny thing. I had that guy in an undergrad class. Years later, wife was describing a similar concept/guy in one of her classes. I asked if it was the guy I knew. Yep. Same guy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (1CjJc)

367 But who was the old queen? Mr. Howell?

For a moment I thought about arguing Mr Howell wasn't an old queen. Then I thought about it and decided that's exactly what he was. I suppose I was too young when I watched the show to have noticed.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (9t0Zz)

368 Apes eat figs in the rain or some shit. Very high brow.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (VQQAx)

369 And in the "in case you missed it" pile, we have another poor victim of the evil Orangemanbad.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t8r7jc8

Poor Phansey has jumped the shark.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (ejd/p)

370 360 the Law is based on logic, Obozo had zero logic skills - sorry but you are wrong about his Harvard days

Posted by: rammajamma at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (SwWMX)

371 I didn't drive it, but I wish I had. You live near there, right?

******

Used to make the drive from Alamosa to Durango regularly.

The highway's been widened since CW McCall did the song, and there are two runaway truck ramps on the downhill side westbound.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (m45I2)

372 Well, of course the rank and file Dems shower her with money; she is one of the few nice looking dames on that side of the aisle.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (xptlg)

373 Oh, yeah? Well then explain the billeting arrangements when it was Lovey Howell's turn with the Professor!
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 03:13 PM (JXKKq)

Sorry, didn't go there.

Why nail the old broad when I had young ones available.

Posted by: The Professor at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (NgKpN)

374 /deep diving sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (aS1PU)

375 356
Love the smell of their own farts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM



Who doesn't love the sound and smell?

Posted by: Eric S. at January 10, 2020 03:10 PM (jxnjf)


Come take a whiff of our new candle.

Posted by: Goop at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (ymnmz)

376 ONE PIECE AT A TIME
https://youtu.be/18cW_yHo3PY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (I2dne)

377 >>Apes eat figs in the rain or some shit. Very high brow.


It is widely known that Fig Trees only grow Underground. In Grottos.

That and the angry Apes who guard them are among the main reasonss why Fig Mining is the 3rd most Dangerous Profession in the World.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (IVBVQ)

378 you know who CW McCall's alter ego is right?

Chip Davis of Mannheim Steamroller fame

same guy
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2020


*
*

I thought McCall was the other writer on the "Wolf Creek Pass" song and other, Bill Fries.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Ejm1K)

379 NOOD: Shit heels

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (I2dne)

380 Welp, someone who I'd been talking with who was supposedly an independent just dropped the mask and showed they're actually a Marxist.

Guess that person's not being spoken to anymore.

Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (sm6Pk)

381 new content to be had, foks

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (xptlg)

382 Mr. Howell can't possibly be queer. He sounds just like John Kerry.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (6/uwW)

383 Chompers and Cenk Ugyar are there to commandeer and they destroy the Dem party and replace it with a socialist party, like a virus. They have said as much.
The question si will "Your Father's Democrats" play along or fight.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

Cenk is trying for the "open" seat left vacant by the bi-sexy Congress-lush who recently resigned. A few others have also expressed an interest, so he doesn't have a clear road. Not sure how safe a seat that is in the general if he does win. But he's already had blow-back from the leftists which cost him a Bernie endorsement.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

384 But who was the old queen? Mr. Howell?

For a moment I thought about arguing Mr Howell wasn't an old queen. Then I thought about it and decided that's exactly what he was. I suppose I was too young when I watched the show to have noticed.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020


*
*

Jim Backus was just doing an impression of FDR.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:17 PM (Ejm1K)

385 I'm sure he was terrible at that. But a great law school exam answer spots all the issues in a set of facts, lays out the arguments for and against the plaintiff and the defendant, and cites some cases. That is a unique set of skills, and he was good at it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:11 PM (7N09i)

-------

Who told you that?

Because I have it on excellent authority that he was a lazy, a shallow thinker, and not particularly bright.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2020 03:17 PM (jUVms)

386 Well, of course the rank and file Dems shower her with money; she is one of the few nice looking dames on that side of the aisle.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:14 PM (xptlg)

She has one of the lowest ratios of funds coming from inside her district in Congress.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

387 Asheen Phansey thought he was indispensable, and who can blame him?

Surely without a Director of Sustainability, Babson College will crumble.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (9t0Zz)

388 They don't have to get rid of AOC,just her handlers. I thought they'd already popped that one guy for campaign finance violations.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (JKNZq)

389 bonhomme, you're right. He never wrote the case note reserved for the Law Review president by tradition. He already had a book contract and was working on "Dreams from my Father." Ironically, he got elected by being a Historic First, of course, but also by promising the handful of conservatives on the Law Review that they would get a fair shot at publishing, which they did. Everyone knew he was lazy and that the #2 was really going to run things.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (7N09i)

390 You see it could not have been our missile. From the angle of the trajectory and the impact blast zone it could only have come from a US rocket launched from that sandy knoll over the Iraqi border.

Posted by: Tehran Bob at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

391 Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (IVBVQ)

LOL

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2020 03:19 PM (VQQAx)

392 I guess the derelict was the Skipper and the beanpole was Gilligan. But who was the old queen? Mr. Howell?
--------------------------------------------------------
Skipper and Gilligan were clearly in a gay relationship "C'mere, little buddy!"

Probably hung out in gay uniform bars together before they were marooned.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (JXKKq)

393 Seems Legit, we're both right. Like I said, taking law school exams is a unique set of skills that doesn't have much to do with actually practicing law. You can be lazy, not brilliant, and full of yourself, and still be good at taking that particular type of test.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (7N09i)

394 & on AOC when your party starts talking shit on you, you are done

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (BqBId)

395 Hey, does anyone here know why the boat was named "The Minnow?" Or why the ensign was at half-mast in the opening credits of Gilligan's Island?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 03:23 PM (JXKKq)

396 http://bit.ly/36D8XGF
*******

Kevin Daley
@KevinDaleyDC
6m
JUST IN: the Trump administration tells the Supreme Court there is no need to fast-track consideration of the petitions seeking review of the 5th Circuit Obamacare decision. #SCOTUS

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (BqBId)

397 I was just thinking the other day about how the Gilligan's Island theme song is masterful at laying out the back story. When the episode opens, you're completely filled in. The only ones that come close are Beverly Hillbillies and Fresh Prince (which is 100 percent derivative of Beverly Hillbillies).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (7N09i)

398 Love the smell of their own farts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:08 PM

Who doesn't love the sound and smell?
Posted by: Eric S.


On a molecular level, those scent molecules you are smelling, were up my ass only moments ago.


You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (nQpdK)

399 "I was just thinking the other day about how the Gilligan's Island theme song is masterful at laying out the back story. When the episode opens, you're completely filled in. The only ones that come close are Beverly Hillbillies..."
------------------------------------------------------
No, the Beverly Hillbillies theme is shrouded in mystery;

"The kinfolk said 'Jed move away from there' Said 'Californy is the place you ought to be'"

What darkness was in Jed's backstory that the kinfolk wanted him to leave even after he became rich?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (JXKKq)

400 No, the Beverly Hillbillies theme is shrouded in mystery;

"The kinfolk said 'Jed move away from there' Said 'Californy is the place you ought to be'"

What darkness was in Jed's backstory that the kinfolk wanted him to leave even after he became rich?
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020


*
*

I guess we'll have to get Barnaby Jones on it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (Ejm1K)

401 See Bill Kirchen for all of your Hot Rod Lincoln needs.

Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (RuIsu)

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