aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Odds & Ends
In Trump's rally in Toledo last night, he dropped some great insults on Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff.
Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2020
Whoever made this deserves an award.
— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) January 10, 2020
WATCH AND SHARE! pic.twitter.com/Ls1AT4iIs5
For transgender men, pain of menstruation is more than just physical. https://t.co/iYYXmP6SwE
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 11, 2020
Jennifer Weiss-Wolf, founder of Period Equity, which advocates for affordable and accessible menstruation products, said, "Anyone who menstruates needs to be part of the discussion and decision-making about their own health and well-being.: The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.Can we call this what it is? "People who are unemployable due to mental illness and voluntary self-mutilation seek government welfare benefits so they can pursue their various Genital Vision Quests on the taxpayers' dime."
A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12 -- that's significantly more than the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour. Additionally, menstrual hygiene products sold in the U.S. are still subject to sales tax in 32 states.
And speaking of p***ies -- another bad guy stopped by a good guy with a gun.
— cats with threatening auras (@cats_cursed) January 6, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Melania pr0n:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7883555
Shiny trenchcoat and stiletto boots.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm Patenting this idea.
Also, Maxi Pads with Chrome Wings. Mine.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (2L7Mw)
You'll capture the market and sell dozens.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (1g7ch)
SILVER !!!
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)
I won't believe it, I CAN'T believe it. I SHAN'T believe it!!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (hku12)
By an actual woman...sure.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Titanium ?
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (0AHn5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (hjbxx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)
yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (cEsBM)
It's ALL Pipes!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Titanium ?
That could go through the crematory with you and come out unharmed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)
I think "trans" before a gender means everything afterward is all bullshit.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (4RRDi)
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.
OMG, THIS IS NOT A THING.There is no epidemic of biological women who cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (saCb3)
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Nah. That would actually be more cool than Gold and Silver, in my opinion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
You see that guy up there at the top of the post, Trump?
There's your national champion.
Or were you talking about some semi-pro football contest?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (hku12)
McConnell should schedule the trial for January 27 to March 5.
The Iowa Caucuses are February 3
NH Primary is February 11
A few others
Super Tuesday is March 3.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)
From what I can figure out, the gender at the end is what they are transitioning to.
So transgendered woman ---> Man to woman
Transgendered man ---> Woman to Man
Cory Booker ---> ???
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (0AHn5)
Posted by: jmel at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (8/eY3)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (cF8AT)
hmm. i don't recall the stores charging extra when mrs. chronda would send me out to by the wrong box (because i always got it wrong).
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (DY3v8)
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/
1216779905326694400
Maybe the TV show will be him and the also-divorced Kapernick as the Odd Couple??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (Um4+1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (4RRDi)
So a woman. But I thought they had the add-a-dick-tomy surgery complete with testosterone treatment, so where in the world does the feminine product go and what does it capture?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (LWu6U)
How can a trans man menstruate? Why am I even asking this question?
Packing 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag?
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (nu45M)
That's a hole other story....
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (cF8AT)
[insert Sam Kinison scream here]
Go to CSV, go to Walgreens, go to Target, to Walmart, to the Dollar Store, to 7-11, to Cumberland Farms, to Stop 'n Shop, to Shaws, to King Soopers, to Piggly Wiggly --- there are so many places one can "access" tampons and pads it is laughable.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (bDqIh)
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.
------------------
OMG, THIS IS NOT A THING.There is no epidemic of biological women who cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (bDqIh)
Tranny women, aka, girls with beards, are almost ALL childhood sexual abuse victims.
Not saying that excuses their insanity... not entirely, anyway, but I'm guessing each monthly leakage is a reminder of having been abused.
I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)
Valadium ?
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (2L7Mw)
What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Titanium ?
duroplast?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (6GObB)
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (0AHn5)
Vanadium/ (!)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Wham! and Slayer mashup - "Tropicana Death Ensemble"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myeIszBPfXI
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (nu45M)
=====
Well, then how do we explain that mentally ill guy from Canada that sues girls that won't wax his balz and complains about menstration. It's all very confusing and mentally ill.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar........
Slovenian super-model.. she should be beautiful!
What I like about her is her cold beauty.. it's like she looks into the media's cameras and says "fuck you " with her eyes alone.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (Um4+1)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (hjbxx)
***
So...the price of a small pizza or a 1/10 of a pair of ugg boots.
I'm going to say that's not a problem for your average American woman...or man in a dress.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM
Electrum? It's an alloy of gold and silver....if it's mostly silver, I'd guess the price would be kept down somewhat.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (6K3U5)
cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the
menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).
I think it's like this:
1. Create Imaginary Problem
2. Publicize Imaginary Problem
3. Solve Imaginary Problem
4. Be A Hero for Solving Imaginary Problem
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020
Mackerel?
Posted by: Batterup..........Tuna!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (2L7Mw)
One of these things will happen
Bernie will admit it and say that was the past and you're a different opponent one who must be fought aggressively.
Bernie will deny it that's making him look like and even more feeble and lying fool then he is. This may even have an effect on the people who adore him because they know Hillary stole it.
Or he will attempt to do a tap-dance of both of these things by which immediately shattering any chances he has against Trump. Weakening him just enough before the election.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (MHHCZ)
So the Dems can pretty much write Ohio off.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (8AONa)
14 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020
Skunk?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (MHHCZ)
Red snapper.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: navybrat at large at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)
If you are a tranny and paid a butcher to lop off your wang and put an artificial, permanent wound it its place and it bleeds for a week....you are going to die.
Posted by: Obligatory at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (Um4+1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (CjFDo)
It's a greasy fish - an Italican fish
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (K4I9O)
*Turns Box Over and Reads*
"But for that 12 dollars we can go Bike riding, swimming, hiking, running, rollerskating..."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (2L7Mw)
___
Oh, I'm pretty sure he won't do that. My friends can still put his crooked wife in jail.
And mind you, I know crooked.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (8/eY3)
Men Menstruating, so this thread is about Harry too?
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Problem solved
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (KZQYG)
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (NSFCQ)
But yet at amazon, 50 tampons are a bit over $8. At Walmart, their brand is almost $3 less for 50
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (gauLa)
The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: BugsSockPuppety at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (FhXTo)
Ok.
Since it's germane to the thread's subject matter... there is a certain type of "extreme cross-dressers" who scavenge in ladies' room wastebaskets for used tampons to cram up their fishskin frontholes so they can make-believe like they're on the rag.
You're welcome, Horde.
Enjoy your evening meal and don't forget to tip your waitresses. Generously.
You know... for all that puke you left on the table.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (Cqc07)
It's fine. We only bite a little bit.
Goodness gracious, Melania is a beautiful woman!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar........
Slovenian super-model.. she should be beautiful!
What I like about her is her cold beauty.. it's like she looks into the media's cameras and says "fuck you " with her eyes alone.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (CjFDo)
You know she'd go all stabby if anyone messed with Barron.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM
Yes it is! I just sent it to everyone I could think of. Just run that after every pussy Bloomberg ad. Game set match.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (Um4+1)
Except when they are on the rag and cannot muster $5.00 for some tampons.
I am ashamed of my sex.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (haWye)
Who will pay for their suffering?
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (DY3v8)
If I were a woman, I'd be embarassed to buy my tampons at a 'Big Box Store'.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)
She would definitely cut a bitch. With refinement and grace, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)
Validating their illness does them no favors, but it's using them to make up the rules for everyone else that irks me. They aren't even at issue, they're a convenient nearby object that has been wielded against ordered society.
I don't blame the brick, I blame the asshole who threw it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (H8QX
It's really simple. If they say "man," they mean a person born with a vagana, and the little Y chromosome all up in her grill.
If they say "woman" or she/her/hers and all that nonsense, it's got a peener. Or it did, once.
Just always assume they got it backwards, and you can't go wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (hku12)
Runner to the Barrel. To the Barrel please.
==
*Gears up
Colt, Silver bullets - check
Flammenwerfer - check
I think I am good to go.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
***
Read "trans" as fake.
So a transman is a fake man or a woman.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (DY3v8)
If I were a woman, I'd be embarassed to buy my tampons at a 'Big Box Store'.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (
***snort***
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (MHHCZ)
Who will pay for their suffering?
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (K4I9O)
We normies will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (CDGwz)
I thought she was dead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (hjbxx)
Yup....last time I heard that bitch she was singing against the forced sterilization program being conducted in India in 1976-77.
Too bad they didn't get their hands on her.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)
1. Create Imaginary Problem
2. Publicize Imaginary Problem
3. Solve Imaginary Problem
4. Be A Hero for Solving Imaginary Problem
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (gauLa)
But steps 3 and 4?
3. Shout out about how the problem is someone else's fault.
4 Make money from going on lots of TV interviews.
5. Because its an imaginary problem, its impossible to solve, and thus a revenue stream forever (see modern US Racism).
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM
Thanks for the heads-up. Reserved tickets for me and my dad. Venue isn't huge, though, so may have to stand in line for a while
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)
Validating their illness does them no favors, but it's using them to make up the rules for everyone else that irks me. They aren't even at issue, they're a convenient nearby object that has been wielded against ordered society.
I don't blame the brick, I blame the asshole who threw it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Yup. At the risk of sounding like a freakin' chiche, it's the commies.
It's always the commies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM
Yea, sure, that's solid science. How about we drop them in the ocean. From about 15,000 feet. Pinochet Air style.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BugsSockPuppety at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iBBEC)
If I did that, I would be watching it every few minutes. Yaaaay living in a swing state.
You know everyone in Cincinnati is watching the game tonight and just praying Burrow doesn't get snapped in half.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
so trans man = not a man
so, I mean these ladies could get full hysterectomies I guess, but they seemingly don't wanna?
it does suck tho - the whole reason they're pretending to be men probably is not to have to deal with all the crap we have to lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (Rarvo)
Runner to the Barrel. To the Barrel please.
==
*Gears up
Colt, Silver bullets - check
Flammenwerfer - check
I think I am good to go.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Hey, where do you get your Silver Bullets there Kimosabe!
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (NgKpN)
So a transman is a fake man or a woman.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (Wdo
I'm only 2 beers in but I'm lost.
Posted by: Mangina at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
That's what I am asking! Who pays for the normie men that have to suffer the humiliation of buying a feminine product for their wife or daughter?
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ZQEWK)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)
I think they will present the articles this week, invite the Chief Justice, and swear in Senators.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ZfRYq)
Occasionally I even bought the right ones.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (aS1PU)
Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
That's great! Nice to hear some good news!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
___
I've been told duct tape makes a suitable alternative in a pinch
Posted by: That guy that gives you great advice at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (WdocV)
A chicken in every pot, a month's supply of feminine protection products for every head case who got chopped!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
O_O
Nice!
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (t+qrx)
Buskers:
Fun guys who bring a certain joie de vivre to the dismal streets of the big city, or common hobo feedstock for enterprising Morons?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (iBBEC)
Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)
Gets you hammered every time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (XCHfW)
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Pg+x7)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Deep State Corporations.
Not fascist!
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Qf83p)
Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
That is fantastic news olddog!
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (MHHCZ)
Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)
You people are so petty.
Posted by: Thor of Asgard at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (
Top 3.
You can argue about the other 2.
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Qf83p)
and btw she can save big bucks by using a menstrual cup! bonus - it's huge, unwieldily and very very practical, so it's kind masculine as far as a menstrual solution
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
Awesome!
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (0AHn5)
guessing each monthly leakage is a reminder of having been abused.
I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or
resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that
is the real problem here.
- - - -
As always, my resentment is at the *activists* making demands.
As for the transmen whose period remind them of sexual abuse, what an awful thing to have to bear. However, how does this factor into what the activists are demanding? As a woman, I can confirm that buying tampons and such could not be any easier or more convenient, and if you can afford one or two Starbucks coffees or drinks at a bar, you can afford your monthly supply.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
Fantastic olddog, I am so glad for you and the wife.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
1 Herschel Walker
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (B2Hcq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (7rVsF)
They need to pay for it their own damned selves. $12 Is less than the monthly cost of a cell phone and certainly less than whatever drugs they're using.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (oZuI0)
menstrual cups!!! I'm dead serious here!
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cosda at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (7jYlO)
If I did that, I would be watching it every few minutes. Yaaaay living in a swing state.
You know everyone in Cincinnati is watching the game tonight and just praying Burrow doesn't get snapped in half.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM
Trump came closer to winning here than any president in damn near 50 years. In fact dare I say without the FrankenFactor fraud I think he might have. My goodness would I love to see him win here. Libby heads would splode. I would need a week off of work. Bloomies ads are playing here all the time. He's so damn fake.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Crossbow v Longbow at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (hpQ4w)
But growing my own boobs theyre totally down with.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Weasel
Crazy ain't it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)
Have to admit I didn't see it coming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM
Awesome! Best wishes for continued healing!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (iBBEC)
130 The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said.
What a load of sciencey sounding mumbo jumbo. How do these frauds get grants?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (B2Hcq)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (oZuI0)
and btw she can save big bucks by using a menstrual cup! bonus - it's huge, unwieldily and very very practical, so it's kind masculine as far as a menstrual solution
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Rarvo)
So an even more pathetic Sandra Fluck.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Minnfidel
====
God invented smartphones so you could take a picture of the exact near-empty package that needs to be purchased at the store.
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (8AONa)
Good to hear dog.
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (tEVlJ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Weasel
Crazy ain't it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)
Have to admit I didn't see it coming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM
Same here. So freaking happy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist
FFS why cant they just sing it straight
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Why doesnt the government fund something useful, like helping me find a wife who isnt bat shit crazy.
But growing my own boobs theyre totally down with.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)
Because the second is within the realm of possibility.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (GbPPJ)
@JackPosobiec
Jessica Yavin just assaulted journalist
Video: https://tinyurl.com/sdh3g9o
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (cF8AT)
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It designer !
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM
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Rubbermaid?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist
FFS why cant they just sing it straight
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)
To be fair, the national anthem is a bitch to sing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (hpQ4w)
--It was not bad until she got the "brave"
Tami, game on ESPN/SEC/ACC (Latter two are homer calls)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (oZuI0)
I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.
- - - -
As always, my resentment is at the *activists* making demands.
As for the transmen whose period remind them of sexual abuse, what an awful thing to have to bear. However, how does this factor into what the activists are demanding? As a woman, I can confirm that buying tampons and such could not be any easier or more convenient, and if you can afford one or two Starbucks coffees or drinks at a bar, you can afford your monthly supply.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (bDqIh)
As noted above, activists = commies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (hpQ4w)
and the cheers
definitely a friendly crowd
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)
Le Rubbermaid !
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: garrett
Unless you're that Travago guy on the TV commercials - then your face twitches and unthinkingly pull out your piano wire, cause some drifters like him are just born to garotte a Hobo in a roadside ditch, right?
Posted by: Boswell at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (2L7Mw)
A talent is a good annual wage. He could afford to book a hall with seventy pounds of silver.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (KP5rU)
=====
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (DBGf/)
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.
It's a crisis!!!
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (EgshT)
Fun guys who bring a certain joie de vivre to the dismal streets of the big city, or common hobo feedstock for enterprising Morons?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Cqc07)
I didn't know it was called "busking" for an embarrassingly long time. Went to visit some coworkers in Vancouver and right there on the beach were signs, "NO BUSKING ZONE", along with ordinances cited, all very official. Well shit. What's busking? How would I know if I busked? What if that's just something Michiganders do out of habit, because of our cheerfully buskish nature? Is there a fine? Do I just get thrown in jail? I don't want to go to busking jail in Canada. Is that the kind of thing that follows you for the rest of your life?
Anyway somebody told me what it means.
What was the question?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
To be fair, the national anthem is a bitch to sing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Jim Cornelson. Robert Merrill.
That is all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM
Yep. been there and learned that lesson. Just facetime if you don't want to have to go back to the store after returning with the wrong crap with a houseful of mensurating females. it's NOT advisable.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (iBBEC)
congratulations and continued prayers for both of you !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Blow it up!
Blow it up!
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)
It might take years.
I wonder when they're going to
Destroy your face?
It may seem silly, but I don't like
What's been coming down.
'Cause you've been looking good too long,
To change your color now.
(Oh well.)
They might test some bomb
(Oh well.)
And scar your skin.
Posted by: Canned Heat at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)
Still, for the rest of us lowlives: never pass up a chance to avoid singing the National Anthem.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (tEVlJ)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (nfcV2)
Blow it up!
Blow it up!
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)
No! No! No!
Posted by: John Koenig at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (zEU2q)
Posted by: Roto Rooter of America at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)
Herbstriet announcing means using the mute button. He lost me when he invented the word "efforting"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)
SEC Network is showing the game with the LSU Radio broadcast audio
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (oZuI0)
LSU is going to win. I'd like to see Clemson win. They won't.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (hpQ4w)
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM
When I would send boy things to the store to get pads/tampons, I would rip off the top of the box and send them with that. And tell them to go to the aisle, stand there looking confused and scared, and when some nice woman asked them what they needed, hand them to box top.
Worked a charm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (UUBmN)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (JcXHH)
It may not still be true, but it once was overwhelmingly so, that men who wanted to turn into women, were sexually attracted to women.
Think of it as boys with mommy issues. They want to BE their mommy.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM
So Melania in stompy boots, maybe a little something fun under the trench coat. Bunk material there. But Mooch was so! Glamourous!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (sYDum)
Its exactly like the King's invisible clothes, not 1 Leftist will speak out their totally nuts.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Jessica Yavin just assaulted journalist
***
I always expected him to go to jail for assaulting a teen age girl so I guess this is an improvement?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (sYDum)
They are terrible. They will be flag happy with physical football.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (B2Hcq)
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: IC
Heh! Look on the bright side. That will keep the game close!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (hpQ4w)
____
When I'm president you won't have to choose between 5000 varieties.
You'll get to stand in line for the one time I allow.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (zEU2q)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)
--and ACC network has the Clemson radio call.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (oZuI0)
Okay.
So these poor souls have to spend . . .
12 dollars per month.
Twelve Whole Dollars Every Month. And only have to work less than two hours that whole 30 days, even if on minimum wage, to be able to afford those desperately needed products.
My G-d, the Horror.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (UF0Iv)
Posted by: Shastacatfish at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (Abbcu)
Updated: 20:05 EST
Inside the Megxit summit: Meghan was BARRED from dialing in to two-hour 'calm' Sandringham crisis talks as it's revealed Harry and Queen talked alone before meeting with Prince Charles and Wills
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel
I'm no historian, but I agree.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (H8QX
That's "xistorian," you savage.
*sniffs condescendingly*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)
The Spice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Goop at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (COzlW)
The punk ass "straight" version is a failed operatic singer bellowing as hard as he can without blowing his gut out. This version has sucked ever since the WWI flu epidemic ended. But it's what you are used to, so that's the way it has to be.
Let out a notch for Christ's sake. Nasty old fuckers. Just trying to sound lie your grandfathers, without even knowing why.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)
Botnshe and PDJT were smiling, she's prolly wearing a naughty cheerleader outfit under that "coat"
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (hpQ4w)
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (zEU2q)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
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Wonderful news! I started a 9-day novena yesterday to St. Peregrine, patron saint of cancer patients, for your wife, Diogenes' wife, and all other Hordelings and their loved ones who have cancer. I hope things continue to move in the upward direction.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)
If somebody sang The Star Spangled Banner straight in its original form, your World-Hatin' ass would not recognize it. It's a waltz.
It's in 3/4 time, but not a waltz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)
Botnshe and PDJT were smiling, she's prolly wearing a naughty cheerleader outfit under that "coat"
Posted by: Cheribebe at January
you kow what naughty cheerleaders wear under their trench coats?
Nothing
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)
Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (tEVlJ)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Nothing
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HAL
ONT dress code. Got it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (zEU2q)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (MHHCZ)
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Hiya toots. Been shoveling snow?
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (Cqc07)
Apparently so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
@realDailyWire
Superdome giving lots of love to @RealDonaldTrump
https://tinyurl.com/wglql2o
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (tEVlJ)
Nothing
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)
Melania could TOTALLY pull that off!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (a4qVe)
I'll trade you my hash tag for a slice of strawberry cheesecake. Deal?
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (ATCV4)
The Tigers who play in Death Valley, or the Tigers who play in Death Valley?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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So, now the truth comes out...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (UUBmN)
Hiya toots. Been shoveling snow?
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 202
Howdy! Yes indeed. 2 inches last night. 4 inches forecasted tonight. Snow forecasted Wednesday, Friday and Saturday as well.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (tEVlJ)
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Thanks! I'll be seeing him tomorrow so I will ask him about it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (/669Q)
Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM
My dad had to get some after mom gave birth to either me or BabyBro. He told me about it the single time I had stomach cramps so bad I threw up at school and had to be picked up. Leading to one of the All-time Greatest Dad Sayings: "It's just a cardboard box. What kind of sissy is embarrassed by a cardboard box?"
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: vivi at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (11H2y)
The total number of miles of wall built will increase from 509 miles to 885 miles.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (tEVlJ)
ONT dress code. Got it.
Posted by: Muad'dib
MoMe dress code
Men:
Morning coat
White tie
No pants
Women:
Tiara
Elbow-length gloves
High heels
That's it
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (hzxz4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:32 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM
I scanned the content - was expecting freaks, pervs, and ass cheeks, dammit!
Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (0AHn5)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (UUkQp)
The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said
Posted by: Tami
This is a good place to post a link to one of Greenpeace's founders' (Patrick Moore) paper on the benefits of CO2:
https://tinyurl.com/Patrick-Moore-CO2-PDF
The last glacial period (ended 11K years ago) of this current ice age we are in the middle of brought the atmospheric CO2 level down to 180 ppm, which is only 30 ppm above where plants die.
Natural sequestration of CO2 into the oceans and rock over hundreds of millions of years may have got the Earth juuuuussstttt above the point of extinction of all life, and now humans releasing CO2 into the atmosphere may be greening the Earth and saving it.
Suck it, tree huggers.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (UF0Iv)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (MHHCZ)
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Two inches? Four inches? Hmph. Let me know when winter gets there.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (tEVlJ)
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Some of you seem to be struggling conceptually.
Replace the word 'trans' with 'fake'. It will all become crystal clear.
Allow me to translate the whole headline:
"Women with functioning uteruses who are pretending to be men are emotionally perturbed when their functioning uteruses continue to function as uteruses."
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (/669Q)
--Clemson Tigers vs. LSU Tigers
Both nickname their home fields Death Valley
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (oZuI0)
College football national championship game tonight.
Quit embarrassing the fam!
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (hzxz4)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (oZuI0)
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So you're telling me I picked the right team! Awesome.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Nobody at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (8zK8n)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (MHHCZ)
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Hey! I picked the right team so quit bugging me or I'm telling Dad.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Inside the Megxit summit: Meghan was BARRED from dialing in to
two-hour 'calm' Sandringham crisis talks as it's revealed Harry and
Queen talked alone before meeting with Prince Charles and Wills
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)
I'm going to guess that Princess Skank is going to scream racism for being left out and letting her cuck have to talk to his grandmother all by himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
Sounds like my Sex life in high school
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
So, just like the Royal Family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (2B9A/)
High tea does not involve weed.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
Aliens are using underwear drawers as secret bases to gain access to the 13th dimension, scientist have said.
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (B2Hcq)
Posted by: Colin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (sUl9n)
Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (hzxz4)
The Tigers
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Well don't try to busk anywhere around there. They've got that locked down in British Columbia. Signs and everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)
If we only knew this was true for sure, what a glorious smackdown it would be.
What a leftist whacked-out homewrecker Sparkles is.
And her husband is a henpecked pansy, with no balls.
I feel sorry for the Queen and Prince Phillip, having to see what a mess most of their children have turned out to be.
And now having to witness the wussification of their grandson, along with the rest of the world.
Hope they get to see their great-grandson again.
Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:42 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January
in-laws / parents?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (sYDum)
That is the thing that baffles me about the certainty of GWists arguments. The vastness and complexity of the 'world temperature' system is very very large. It also has many, many, many different competing processes. They act like this shit is: If I add x, I get Y out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (/+bwe)
I think it was the way the holidays were and a general laziness.
Everyone took extra days off.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (fpXck)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (/+bwe)
Not in British Columbia.
They don't allow it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TN Dawg at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (fpXck)
I am trying to find a good replacement for my... Fusion(?, whatever the hell it is) after the Gillette bullshit. The 12 pack of refills I got is almost out. I guess there are always the safety razor, but that means I need to shave more often.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (XCHfW)
Now I know which way they are headed.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (RfzVr)
Water completely contains nuclear reactions, so they're not warming at all, huh?
Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (B2Hcq)
They don't allow it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Tell tgem you're a trans-busker!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Colin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (sUl9n)
. . . with gigantic egos.
One of the most persuasive arguments to drag out a shampeachment trial is knowing Fauxcahontas, Crazy Bernie, Michael Bennet (who?),and Amy "Shave My Legs Staffer!" Klobacher would have to sit at their desks in the Senate 6 days a week and not say a word.
And having Biden called in as a witness, except many people would wind up feeling sorry for him as he blunders his way through testimony while defending Hunter
Then we could watch Nanny Bloomberg and Steyer make even bigger fools of themselves on the campaign trail.
Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)
Now you know how I feel when I read words like "influencer".
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (fpXck)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (UUkQp)
I forgot about that.
Damn, and mouthwash! Publix has a vanilla mint one that I really like that I can't readily get, and that's just not fair. So that should be paid for by someone else, just not me.
And now I need denture cleaners for my retainers!
Hell, the guv'mint should just supply my whole bathroom. I'll happily exchange my freedom and income for that...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (fpXck)
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BREAKING: Russians Hack Ukrainian Gas Company Tied To Bidens: "Attacks Were Successful"
The Daily Wire
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (BqBId)
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I'm not well-versed on the transgender issue, so I
have a question. When they say "transgender men," do they mean
biological women who've had some sort of male hormone treatment but
still retain their female genitalia, and still continue to menstruate?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM
Some helpful Moron that I can't recall gave this useful tip: "trans" or "transgender" is just newspeak for "fake". So just sub in fake whenever you see those and you'll be set.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM
My wife has. I buy 12 months worth when she sends me out with it on the list.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 09:36 PM (Vy7tf)
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