Odds & Ends

In Trump's rally in Toledo last night, he dropped some great insults on Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff.

He also busted the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker's chops:




Good ad, made by a supporter unaffiliated with the campaign:



Does your p***y hurt?



More on this newest Crisis-For-Twitter-Purposes:

Jennifer Weiss-Wolf, founder of Period Equity, which advocates for affordable and accessible menstruation products, said, "Anyone who menstruates needs to be part of the discussion and decision-making about their own health and well-being.:

The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.


A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12 -- that's significantly more than the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour. Additionally, menstrual hygiene products sold in the U.S. are still subject to sales tax in 32 states.

Can we call this what it is? "People who are unemployable due to mental illness and voluntary self-mutilation seek government welfare benefits so they can pursue their various Genital Vision Quests on the taxpayers' dime."


And speaking of p***ies -- another bad guy stopped by a good guy with a gun.




Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (4RRDi)

2 And i read the content.

That pussy needed stopping.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (4RRDi)

3 GOLD !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

4 always liked that unofficial Trump ad.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

5 BRONZE !!

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

6
Melania pr0n:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7883555

Shiny trenchcoat and stiletto boots.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (rCwaK)

7 OH! SO UNPRESIDENTIAL!

I JUST CAN'T EVEN!!!11!!

>Meghan McSparkle

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (xptlg)

8 Wait, you can't have both silver and gold.


SILVER !!!

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

9 Tampons with Chains intead of strings.

I'm Patenting this idea.


Also, Maxi Pads with Chrome Wings. Mine.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (2L7Mw)

10 Hello... others have been notified.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (4RRDi)

11 Corey Booker.

The only democrat who makes Joe Biden look intelligent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

12 Wow . First world delusions

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zUdXR)

13 Is this the National Championship thread then?

Posted by: Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

14 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (2L7Mw)

15 Also, Maxi Pads with Chrome Wings. Mine.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (2L7Mw)

You'll capture the market and sell dozens.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (Z1ykJ)

16 Trump Rally January 30 at Drake University Des Moines IA.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (+0uDE)

17 Heard there were a lot of at least former Democrat voters there

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (ZCEU2)

18 There was a rally last night?
In Toledo?

Hope Trump swung by Tony Packos.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (1g7ch)

19 8 Wait, you can't have both silver and gold.


SILVER !!!
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)

20 How can a trans man menstruate? Why am I even asking this question?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)

21 Lemme see if I got this straight... Greta Thumpnut, the little girl who is teaching the world to singe... ain't actually doing all her own posting online?

I won't believe it, I CAN'T believe it. I SHAN'T believe it!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (hku12)

22 >>A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period,


By an actual woman...sure.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (2L7Mw)

23 What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)


Titanium ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

24 @Solmemes1

Bye bye Booker!

Video: https://tinyurl.com/srvu97a

Spartacus inspired.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

25 Prager was talking about this men menstruation crap, Leftist have totally lost it.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)

26 Thanks, Ace !

Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zlgJP)

27 Yes, let's embrace communism because tampons are $12 a box.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (0AHn5)

28 Can someone tell me what a transgender man is? I seriously don't know if that is a chick pretending to be a man or the other way around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

29 I didn't even have my Class Ring for a year before it was stolen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

30 Joan Baez wrote an anti-Trump protest song.

I thought she was dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (hjbxx)

31 Can someone tell me what a transgender man is? I seriously don't know if that is a chick pretending to be a man or the other way around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (cEsBM)

32 >>Can someone tell me what a transgender man is? I seriously don't know if that is a chick pretending to be a man or the other way around.



It's ALL Pipes!

Posted by: George Costanza at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (2L7Mw)

33 awww, kitty.

https://stoatnet.org/catshoot.gif

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

34 National Championship of what ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (zlgJP)

35 What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)


Titanium ?



That could go through the crematory with you and come out unharmed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

36 Goodness gracious, Melania is a beautiful woman!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

37 How can a trans man menstruate? Why am I even asking this question?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)

I think "trans" before a gender means everything afterward is all bullshit.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (4RRDi)

38 >>The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.


OMG, THIS IS NOT A THING.There is no epidemic of biological women who cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (bDqIh)

39 Wait, you can't have both silver and gold

------

The hell you say!

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (saCb3)

40 Trump Train!

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (K22Va)

41 Titanium ?
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

Nah. That would actually be more cool than Gold and Silver, in my opinion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)

42 Is this the National Championship thread then?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)


You see that guy up there at the top of the post, Trump?

There's your national champion.

Or were you talking about some semi-pro football contest?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (hku12)

43 Pelosi said she will finally send the Impeachment Jokes to the Senators at the end of the week.

McConnell should schedule the trial for January 27 to March 5.

The Iowa Caucuses are February 3
NH Primary is February 11
A few others
Super Tuesday is March 3.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)

44 Moss Covered Rocks are Free.


...or, maybe try that Menstrual Cup Ace is always going on about?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (2L7Mw)

45 28 Can someone tell me what a transgender man is? I seriously don't know if that is a chick pretending to be a man or the other way around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

From what I can figure out, the gender at the end is what they are transitioning to.

So transgendered woman ---> Man to woman
Transgendered man ---> Woman to Man
Cory Booker ---> ???

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (0AHn5)

46 What are the odds GEOTUS tweets that ad? I would pee myself laughing. And the NeverTrumpers and the Left would be off to the fainting couches. Again.

Posted by: jmel at January 13, 2020 07:49 PM (OeWgo)

47 Wow, and I was thinking I was glad the Royals Thread was over, and now trannies oppressed by MENtrual product prices? What have you guys done to piss off the Ewok?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (8/eY3)

48 "In Trump's rally in Toledo last night...."


ace lost 4 days somewhere.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (cF8AT)

49 The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies

hmm. i don't recall the stores charging extra when mrs. chronda would send me out to by the wrong box (because i always got it wrong).

Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (sGtp+)

50 When Harry grows out his red afro like an enforcer for the 1975 Philadelphia Flyers and kneels for God Save the Queen, we'll know that Meghan is finished with him.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (DY3v8)

51 Harry's encuckening in a photo montage...
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/
1216779905326694400

Maybe the TV show will be him and the also-divorced Kapernick as the Odd Couple??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (Um4+1)

52 30 A good 99% of celebrity anti Trumpism is a desperate attempt at regaining fame, self promotion, and being bat shit crazy. I thought Baez was dead.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (C1Lsn)

53 I think "trans" before a gender means everything afterward is all bullshit.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (4RRDi)

So a woman. But I thought they had the add-a-dick-tomy surgery complete with testosterone treatment, so where in the world does the feminine product go and what does it capture?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (nu45M)

54 Make America More Greater!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (LWu6U)

55 37
How can a trans man menstruate? Why am I even asking this question?

Packing 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag?

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (K22Va)

56 So a woman. But I thought they had the add-a-dick-tomy surgery complete with testosterone treatment, so where in the world does the feminine product go and what does it capture?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:51 PM (nu45M)

That's a hole other story....

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

57 How is there lack of access to tampons and pads?! Tell me, ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh!!!

[insert Sam Kinison scream here]


Go to CSV, go to Walgreens, go to Target, to Walmart, to the Dollar Store, to 7-11, to Cumberland Farms, to Stop 'n Shop, to Shaws, to King Soopers, to Piggly Wiggly --- there are so many places one can "access" tampons and pads it is laughable.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (bDqIh)

58 The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.

------------------
OMG, THIS IS NOT A THING.There is no epidemic of biological women who cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (bDqIh)


Tranny women, aka, girls with beards, are almost ALL childhood sexual abuse victims.

Not saying that excuses their insanity... not entirely, anyway, but I'm guessing each monthly leakage is a reminder of having been abused.

I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)

59 That ad is fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (GbPPJ)

60 >
14 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020



Skunk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (MHHCZ)

61 Nah. That would actually be more cool than Gold and Silver, in my opinion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)

Valadium ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

62 The kitty video is funny. Any of my cats would've ripped the finger off and hidden it for later consumption.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (Tt761)

63 I find all of this to be bloody confusing.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (2L7Mw)

64 23
What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)





Titanium ?


duroplast?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (sGtp+)

65 20 How can a trans man menstruate? Why am I even asking this question?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (nu45M)

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

66 Freezing tomato juice into popsicles and inserting them into the front hole is totally menstruating like a woman.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:53 PM (6GObB)

67 Paltrow vag candles sold out.

Fold this bitch up, it's over.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (0AHn5)

68
Vanadium/ (!)

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

69 Since this is an open thread, this video (although about a year old) had me almost peeing myself laughing.

Wham! and Slayer mashup - "Tropicana Death Ensemble"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myeIszBPfXI

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (nu45M)

70 45...From what I can figure out, the gender at the end is what they are transitioning to.
=====

Well, then how do we explain that mentally ill guy from Canada that sues girls that won't wax his balz and complains about menstration. It's all very confusing and mentally ill.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (DRgs8)

71 14 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020

Mackerel?

Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (K4I9O)

72 >>Skunk?


Pelican

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (2L7Mw)

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

74 Goodness gracious, Melania is a beautiful woman!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar........
Slovenian super-model.. she should be beautiful!
What I like about her is her cold beauty.. it's like she looks into the media's cameras and says "fuck you " with her eyes alone.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (CjFDo)

75 Runner!

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (cF8AT)

76 /italics

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (zlgJP)

77 Shouldn't that be Period Equality for Everybody??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (Um4+1)

78 HA ! sent you all to Italicans.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

79 I'm not well-versed on the transgender issue, so I have a question. When they say "transgender men," do they mean biological women who've had some sort of male hormone treatment but still retain their female genitalia, and still continue to menstruate?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (H8QX8)

80 Slanty

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (hjbxx)

81 A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12

***

So...the price of a small pizza or a 1/10 of a pair of ugg boots.


I'm going to say that's not a problem for your average American woman...or man in a dress.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (WdocV)

82 What was that metal you could get class rings made from if you did not want to shell out all the cash? Ultralium?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM
Electrum? It's an alloy of gold and silver....if it's mostly silver, I'd guess the price would be kept down somewhat.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (6K3U5)

83 OMG, THIS IS NOT A THING.There is no epidemic of biological women who
cannot afford freaking tampons. How do we make this stop? (the
menstruation activism, not the menstruation - use tampons for that).


I think it's like this:

1. Create Imaginary Problem

2. Publicize Imaginary Problem

3. Solve Imaginary Problem

4. Be A Hero for Solving Imaginary Problem

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (gauLa)

84 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020



Mackerel?

Posted by: Batterup..........Tuna!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (CjFDo)

85 Valadium? Is that the metal of validation? Valedictorians? Valhalla?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

86 If you were a real man, you'd slap Hot iron to it and get back to work.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (2L7Mw)

87 If it happens that Bernie somehow gets the nomination all Trump has to do in the first 5 minutes of the debate is bring up how his last campaign was rigged by Hillary and he knows it and how could he let her get away with it?

One of these things will happen

Bernie will admit it and say that was the past and you're a different opponent one who must be fought aggressively.

Bernie will deny it that's making him look like and even more feeble and lying fool then he is. This may even have an effect on the people who adore him because they know Hillary stole it.

Or he will attempt to do a tap-dance of both of these things by which immediately shattering any chances he has against Trump. Weakening him just enough before the election.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (aR6C/)

88 Runner to the Barrel. To the Barrel please.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (MHHCZ)

89 I don't live in Ohio, but most of my siblings do. And, because I said so, they constitute a statistically significant sample. Sis who owns a small business, who I've never heard utter a political statement? She's all Trump. Teamster Brother? He's now doing Zerohedge, and hell, may be lurking here. And Mom? Holy cow, 3 years later, now she wants to do terrible awful no good things to "that Schiff guy."

So the Dems can pretty much write Ohio off.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (8AONa)

90 60 >
14 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020



Skunk?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (MHHCZ)

Red snapper.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

91 That Trump ad is fantastic

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)

92 Speaking of which....

If you are a tranny and paid a butcher to lop off your wang and put an artificial, permanent wound it its place and it bleeds for a week....you are going to die.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (WdocV)

93 Why do my Pelican Briefs smell like fish??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (Um4+1)

94 Garrett @ 14-Spirit animal? Hmmm, ok, remora! No! Lamprey!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (UUkQp)

95 I watched the cat video. Reminds me of the neighbor's cat who will make himself at home if my door is open. I can pick up my cane, and he goes down and rolls over. Of course, he's demanding a tummy rub with the rubber cane tip.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn)

96 Posted by: Batterup..........Tuna!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (CjFDo)

It's a greasy fish - an Italican fish

Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (K4I9O)

97 >>A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12

*Turns Box Over and Reads*
"But for that 12 dollars we can go Bike riding, swimming, hiking, running, rollerskating..."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (2L7Mw)

98 Bernie will admit it and say that was the past and you're a different opponent one who must be fought aggressively.

___

Oh, I'm pretty sure he won't do that. My friends can still put his crooked wife in jail.


And mind you, I know crooked.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (WdocV)

99 47 Wow, and I was thinking I was glad the Royals Thread was over, and now trannies oppressed by MENtrual product prices? What have you guys done to piss off the Ewok?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:50 PM (8/eY3)

Men Menstruating, so this thread is about Harry too?

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

100 Can't they just take the tampons from the Men's rooms in the dorms of progressive colleges

Problem solved

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (KZQYG)

101 Do they make candles that smell like tranny cock?

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (NSFCQ)

102 A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12


But yet at amazon, 50 tampons are a bit over $8. At Walmart, their brand is almost $3 less for 50

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:57 PM (gauLa)

103 @CNN

The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

104 I'm still trying to keep up with the nomenclature. Is a transgendered man a woman who thinks it has a dick?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (Dhht7)

105 now way this is one

Posted by: BugsSockPuppety at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (FhXTo)

106
Ok.

Since it's germane to the thread's subject matter... there is a certain type of "extreme cross-dressers" who scavenge in ladies' room wastebaskets for used tampons to cram up their fishskin frontholes so they can make-believe like they're on the rag.

You're welcome, Horde.

Enjoy your evening meal and don't forget to tip your waitresses. Generously.

You know... for all that puke you left on the table.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (Cqc07)

107 *waves to 2009Refugee's lurnking brother*

It's fine. We only bite a little bit.


Goodness gracious, Melania is a beautiful woman!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar........
Slovenian super-model.. she should be beautiful!
What I like about her is her cold beauty.. it's like she looks into the media's cameras and says "fuck you " with her eyes alone.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:54 PM (CjFDo)



You know she'd go all stabby if anyone messed with Barron.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)

108 NSA Bob has collected all of our emails, and we're all going to get spam from Jostens reminding us nothing is as important as a high school class ring.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (8AONa)

109 That ad is fantastic.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM

Yes it is! I just sent it to everyone I could think of. Just run that after every pussy Bloomberg ad. Game set match.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iBBEC)

110 A-fixin' to watch the game, may take a drink or two. Go Clemson!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (UUkQp)

111 #95 Cute story.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (Um4+1)

112 I thought feminists like to exclaim how powerful and strong they are and how they take control.

Except when they are on the rag and cannot muster $5.00 for some tampons.

I am ashamed of my sex.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (haWye)

113 What about the poor nontrans men who have to buy female products for their nontrans female partners?

Who will pay for their suffering?

Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (K4I9O)

114 Men menstruating? Wait, are we talking about Big 10 football?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (DY3v8)

115 >>But yet at amazon, 50 tampons are a bit over $8. At Walmart, their brand is almost $3 less for 50


If I were a woman, I'd be embarassed to buy my tampons at a 'Big Box Store'.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (2L7Mw)

116 You know she'd go all stabby if anyone messed with Barron.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)

She would definitely cut a bitch. With refinement and grace, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

117 I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)


Validating their illness does them no favors, but it's using them to make up the rules for everyone else that irks me. They aren't even at issue, they're a convenient nearby object that has been wielded against ordered society.

I don't blame the brick, I blame the asshole who threw it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

118 I'm not well-versed on the transgender issue, so I have a question. When they say "transgender men," do they mean biological women who've had some sort of male hormone treatment but still retain their female genitalia, and still continue to menstruate?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (H8QX


It's really simple. If they say "man," they mean a person born with a vagana, and the little Y chromosome all up in her grill.

If they say "woman" or she/her/hers and all that nonsense, it's got a peener. Or it did, once.

Just always assume they got it backwards, and you can't go wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (hku12)

119
Runner to the Barrel. To the Barrel please.


==
*Gears up
Colt, Silver bullets - check
Flammenwerfer - check

I think I am good to go.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

120 Is a transgendered man a woman who thinks it has a dick?
***

Read "trans" as fake.

So a transman is a fake man or a woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (WdocV)

121 Geez you got a big pussy! Geez you got a big pussy!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (DY3v8)

122 >

If I were a woman, I'd be embarassed to buy my tampons at a 'Big Box Store'.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (



***snort***

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (MHHCZ)

123 113 What about the poor nontrans men who have to buy female products for their nontrans female partners?

Who will pay for their suffering?
Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (K4I9O)

We normies will.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

124 We need a national conversation about government provided hemorrhoid treatment for gheys...well, ghey men.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

125 Joan Baez wrote an anti-Trump protest song.
I thought she was dead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:47 PM (hjbxx)

Yup....last time I heard that bitch she was singing against the forced sterilization program being conducted in India in 1976-77.

Too bad they didn't get their hands on her.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)

126 I think it's like this:

1. Create Imaginary Problem

2. Publicize Imaginary Problem

3. Solve Imaginary Problem

4. Be A Hero for Solving Imaginary Problem
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM (gauLa)

But steps 3 and 4?

3. Shout out about how the problem is someone else's fault.

4 Make money from going on lots of TV interviews.

5. Because its an imaginary problem, its impossible to solve, and thus a revenue stream forever (see modern US Racism).

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

127 16 Trump Rally January 30 at Drake University Des Moines IA.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM

Thanks for the heads-up. Reserved tickets for me and my dad. Venue isn't huge, though, so may have to stand in line for a while

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (6K3U5)

128 the most effed thing I ever heard of was a guy who wanted to turn into a woman so he could be gay with women

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (iTXRQ)

129 I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)

Validating their illness does them no favors, but it's using them to make up the rules for everyone else that irks me. They aren't even at issue, they're a convenient nearby object that has been wielded against ordered society.

I don't blame the brick, I blame the asshole who threw it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Yup. At the risk of sounding like a freakin' chiche, it's the commies.

It's always the commies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (hku12)

130 The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said


Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:58 PM

Yea, sure, that's solid science. How about we drop them in the ocean. From about 15,000 feet. Pinochet Air style.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (iBBEC)

131 Pete Buttgig's so prolapsed he looks like he has a pink garden hose coming out his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

132 Obligatory real hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k2FkUF41AA

Posted by: BugsSockPuppety at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (FhXTo)

133 Yes it is! I just sent it to everyone I could think of. Just run that after every pussy Bloomberg ad. Game set match.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iBBEC)


If I did that, I would be watching it every few minutes. Yaaaay living in a swing state.

You know everyone in Cincinnati is watching the game tonight and just praying Burrow doesn't get snapped in half.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

134 It's always the commies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM (hku12)


It is.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (t+qrx)

135 I think I am good to go.

Posted by: runner
---------

*hands runner an EPA suit*

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (CDGwz)

136 okay football gotta go

Geaux Tigers

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)

137 right "trans" = "not a"

so trans man = not a man

so, I mean these ladies could get full hysterectomies I guess, but they seemingly don't wanna?

it does suck tho - the whole reason they're pretending to be men probably is not to have to deal with all the crap we have to lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (Rarvo)

138 119
Runner to the Barrel. To the Barrel please.


==
*Gears up
Colt, Silver bullets - check
Flammenwerfer - check

I think I am good to go.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

Hey, where do you get your Silver Bullets there Kimosabe!

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

139 Read "trans" as fake.

So a transman is a fake man or a woman. 

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:59 PM (Wdo

I'm only 2 beers in but I'm lost.

Posted by: Mangina at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (NSFCQ)

140 We normies will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

That's what I am asking! Who pays for the normie men that have to suffer the humiliation of buying a feminine product for their wife or daughter?

Posted by: Batterup at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (K4I9O)

141 >>I'm only 2 beers in but I'm lost.


Maybe try the Red beer?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)

142 "Trans" = fake or pretend. So transman = pretend man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

143 Three comments at YouTube on the Trump video. 13k views

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ZQEWK)

144 Thor in a splash of Clamato.

Just to be safe.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)

145 hands runner an EPA suit*

==

Right ! You da man.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

146 Looks like the trial opening arguments start next Tuesday.

I think they will present the articles this week, invite the Chief Justice, and swear in Senators.


Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ZfRYq)

147 I've been a man all of my life and yet I have purchased menstrual products for my wife.

Occasionally I even bought the right ones.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (aS1PU)

148 Since we're over 100, I want to thank the Horde for the kind thoughts and prayers yesterday. After meeting with Cardio-oncologist I thought wife would be in hospital for couple more days. Then the respiratory peeps didn't want to see her on the weekend.

Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)

149 Lurve that ad.

Terse.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Qf83p)

150 Greatest President Ever.

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

151 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)

That's great! Nice to hear some good news!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

152 Occasionally I even bought the right ones.
___

I've been told duct tape makes a suitable alternative in a pinch

Posted by: That guy that gives you great advice at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (WdocV)

153
A chicken in every pot, a month's supply of feminine protection products for every head case who got chopped!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

154 And that little girl who menstruated ... was me

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (DY3v8)

155 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)


O_O

Nice!

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (t+qrx)

156 Ok, flash poll:

Buskers:

Fun guys who bring a certain joie de vivre to the dismal streets of the big city, or common hobo feedstock for enterprising Morons?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Cqc07)

157 So guys who are really women can't get tampons? Like they card you like Sudafed for them? Interesting. I've had to buy them many times at the store for the lovely Mrs. And the daughters when out and about and a shortage hit, fun, not in the least, especially trying to figure out WTF to buy without 6 phone calls. But not once did the cashier say, sir, you're a guy. You cannot buy those Kotex! I am calling the manager!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (iBBEC)

158 144 Thor in a splash of Clamato.

Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)

Gets you hammered every time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

159 Oldog - Good news, and God bless.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (CDGwz)

160
"trans" = "pretend"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (XCHfW)

161 hey, nancy, lookin' for a match?

my ass and your face!

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Pg+x7)

162 Three comments at YouTube on the Trump video. 13k views

Yeah, right.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Deep State Corporations.

Not fascist!

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Qf83p)

163 >

Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)



That is fantastic news olddog!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (MHHCZ)

164 Thor in a splash of Clamato.

Just to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:03 PM (2L7Mw)


You people are so petty.

Posted by: Thor of Asgard at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (aS1PU)

165 Greatest President Ever.

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (

Top 3.


You can argue about the other 2.

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (NSFCQ)

166 Olddog that's great!! Will keep praying for y'all!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (a4qVe)

167 Dammit. /Butterjug

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (CDGwz)

168 Great News, dog.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (2L7Mw)

169 Greatest President Ever.
Posted by: Weasel



Crazy ain't it?

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)

170 Omg !!! They are broadcasting the National Anthem!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (a4qVe)

171 Great News, dog.

Mega dittoes.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Qf83p)

172 I'm pretty sure the little lady was whinging about having to pay for her tampons, that's all

and btw she can save big bucks by using a menstrual cup! bonus - it's huge, unwieldily and very very practical, so it's kind masculine as far as a menstrual solution

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Rarvo)

173 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)

Awesome!

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (0AHn5)

174 >>Not saying that excuses their insanity... not entirely, anyway, but I'm
guessing each monthly leakage is a reminder of having been abused.



I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or
resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that
is the real problem here.

- - - -

As always, my resentment is at the *activists* making demands.
As for the transmen whose period remind them of sexual abuse, what an awful thing to have to bear. However, how does this factor into what the activists are demanding? As a woman, I can confirm that buying tampons and such could not be any easier or more convenient, and if you can afford one or two Starbucks coffees or drinks at a bar, you can afford your monthly supply.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

175 Is Trump at the game?

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (NSFCQ)

176 MELANIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA

and some guy


Omg look at those boots

I'll um brb

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ)

177 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)


Fantastic olddog, I am so glad for you and the wife.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

178 Olddog - Fuckin' A, right on brotha. Great news. Yuge. Not sad!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Cqc07)

179 You can argue about the other 2.

***

George Washington disagrees.

https://tinyurl.com/d7gqf7j

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)

180 The Prez and his hot wife at the Natl Champ. Game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (r+sAi)

181 Big cheers for POTUS and MOTUS at the game.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (JoUsr)

182 Trump and Melania getting roaring applause at the footballs game!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

183 Buskers are uncommon hobos.

Hobos with a purpose.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Qf83p)

184 USA chant at the Superdome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (JCrfD)

185 Great news old dog. Nobody wants to be in the hospital, especially the ones who are sick enough to HAVE to be in the hospital. Only slightly less are the patients' family. Or those who work there. Sometimes. And there's my President and First Lady at the game!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:08 PM (UUkQp)

186 I hear USA chants!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (JoUsr)

187 Good news there, OD.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

188 Who is going to be Dr Pepper Big Fan? My pick
1 Herschel Walker

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (B2Hcq)

189
Big hand for PDT and First Lady. "USA!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (7rVsF)

190 "Anyone who menstruates needs to be part of the discussion and decision-making about their own health and well-being."

They need to pay for it their own damned selves. $12 Is less than the monthly cost of a cell phone and certainly less than whatever drugs they're using.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (/+bwe)

191 Great news Olddog!

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (cF8AT)

192 DJT and Melania at the CFP championship!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (oZuI0)

193 As a woman, I can confirm that buying tampons and such could not be any easier or more convenient, and if you can afford one or two Starbucks coffees or drinks at a bar, you can afford your monthly supply.

menstrual cups!!! I'm dead serious here!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (Rarvo)

194 MOTUS ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

195 >>Buskers are uncommon hobos.


Hobo with a Talent

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (2L7Mw)

196 What's Melania wearing? Not a fan. Looks like a raincoat?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (Dhht7)

197 USA chants !!!


Hah!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (Qf83p)

198 USA USA USA at the game

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (iTXRQ)

199 Trump + Melania on field for zzz National Anthem.

Posted by: Cosda at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (7jYlO)

200
If I did that, I would be watching it every few minutes. Yaaaay living in a swing state.

You know everyone in Cincinnati is watching the game tonight and just praying Burrow doesn't get snapped in half.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:01 PM

Trump came closer to winning here than any president in damn near 50 years. In fact dare I say without the FrankenFactor fraud I think he might have. My goodness would I love to see him win here. Libby heads would splode. I would need a week off of work. Bloomies ads are playing here all the time. He's so damn fake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (iBBEC)

201 >>menstrual cups!!


MOON PADS!

Posted by: Crossbow v Longbow at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (2L7Mw)

202 Yes, great news, olddog!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (JoUsr)

203 Looks like a raincoat?



It designer !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

204 Does your p***y hurt?
WTF?

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (VYwSh)

205 Lauren Daigle is singing the National Anthem. Neat. She's a pretty successful Christian singer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (hpQ4w)

206 Why doesnt the government fund something useful, like helping me find a wife who isnt bat shit crazy.

But growing my own boobs theyre totally down with.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

207 omg the Anthem gets murdered again in prime time

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)

208 169 Greatest President Ever.
Posted by: Weasel


Crazy ain't it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)

Have to admit I didn't see it coming.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

209 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM

Awesome! Best wishes for continued healing!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (iBBEC)

210
130 The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said.


What a load of sciencey sounding mumbo jumbo. How do these frauds get grants?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (pNxlR)

211 MOON MOON!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

212 What channel is the game on?

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (cF8AT)

213 Should be Louisiana's own Britney Spears singing the anthem.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (B2Hcq)

214 Any opionions, 'ettes, on Melania's dress?

Kinda . . . spacey-looking

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (oZuI0)

215 I'm pretty sure the little lady was whinging about having to pay for her tampons, that's all

and btw she can save big bucks by using a menstrual cup! bonus - it's huge, unwieldily and very very practical, so it's kind masculine as far as a menstrual solution
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Rarvo)


So an even more pathetic Sandra Fluck.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (hku12)

216 But not once did the cashier say, sir, you're a guy. You cannot buy those Kotex! I am calling the manager!

Posted by: Minnfidel

====

God invented smartphones so you could take a picture of the exact near-empty package that needs to be purchased at the store.
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (8AONa)

217 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!

Good to hear dog.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (K22Va)

218 omg the Anthem gets murdered again in prime time

Hymnicide.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (nfcV2)

219 Melania's boots!! I want them..

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (sYDum)

220 Melania looks great at the game. Her date looks pretty happy to be included.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (NVYyb)

221 olddog, great news and still praying for your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (tEVlJ)

222 What channel is the game on?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM (cF8AT)


ESPN

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (aS1PU)

223 69 Greatest President Ever.
Posted by: Weasel


Crazy ain't it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (Qf83p)

Have to admit I didn't see it coming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM

Same here. So freaking happy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iBBEC)

224 Hope LSU brought Mike, the tiger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (NVYyb)

225 >Hymnicide.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist

FFS why cant they just sing it straight

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)

226 Tami, it's on ESPN.


Why doesnt the government fund something useful, like helping me find a wife who isnt bat shit crazy.

But growing my own boobs theyre totally down with.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)



Because the second is within the realm of possibility.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (GbPPJ)

227 Speakin' of weirdos...

@JackPosobiec

Jessica Yavin just assaulted journalist

Video: https://tinyurl.com/sdh3g9o

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

228 Looks like a raincoat?
-------------------------

It designer !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM
------------------

Rubbermaid?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)

229 225 >Hymnicide.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist

FFS why cant they just sing it straight
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)

To be fair, the national anthem is a bitch to sing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

230 It was sooo awesome not only to actually hear the National Anthem on television but to hear the crowd singing it as well. Brought tears to my eyes it did.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (a4qVe)

231 MOON MOON!

Blow it up!

Blow it up!

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)

232 205 Lauren Daigle is singing the National Anthem. Neat. She's a pretty successful Christian singer.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (hpQ4w)

--It was not bad until she got the "brave"

Tami, game on ESPN/SEC/ACC (Latter two are homer calls)

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (oZuI0)

233 Not saying that excuses their insanity... not entirely, anyway, but I'm guessing each monthly leakage is a reminder of having been abused.

I feel sorry for these people, much more than I feel any anger or resentment to them. It's the society that has chosen to humor them that is the real problem here.

- - - -

As always, my resentment is at the *activists* making demands.
As for the transmen whose period remind them of sexual abuse, what an awful thing to have to bear. However, how does this factor into what the activists are demanding? As a woman, I can confirm that buying tampons and such could not be any easier or more convenient, and if you can afford one or two Starbucks coffees or drinks at a bar, you can afford your monthly supply.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 08:07 PM (bDqIh)


As noted above, activists = commies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (hku12)

234 Lauren Daigle did alright. Our National Anthem is pretty hard to sing. Daigle doesn't have a whole lot of range voice wise.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (hpQ4w)

235 Yeah that was a surprise seeing Donny Scoops and Melania

and the cheers

definitely a friendly crowd

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)

236 Rubbermaid?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)


Le Rubbermaid !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

237 Hobo with a Talent

Posted by: garrett

Unless you're that Travago guy on the TV commercials - then your face twitches and unthinkingly pull out your piano wire, cause some drifters like him are just born to garotte a Hobo in a roadside ditch, right?

Posted by: Boswell at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (32YRo)

238 Hobo with a Talent
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (2L7Mw)

A talent is a good annual wage. He could afford to book a hall with seventy pounds of silver.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Cqc07)

239 espn could not hide the cheers for pdjt and melania. that was great.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (KP5rU)

240 the most effed thing I ever heard of was a guy who wanted to turn into a woman so he could be gay with women
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Caitlyn at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (JcXHH)

241 Menstruation is Mother Nature reminding you that you are not a man.

Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (DBGf/)

242 The hurdles some trans men and gender-nonconforming people who
menstruate say they face include the high cost of period supplies, lack
of access to the products, safety concerns and inadequate medical care.


It's a crisis!!!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (EgshT)

243 Buskers:

Fun guys who bring a certain joie de vivre to the dismal streets of the big city, or common hobo feedstock for enterprising Morons?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Cqc07)


I didn't know it was called "busking" for an embarrassingly long time. Went to visit some coworkers in Vancouver and right there on the beach were signs, "NO BUSKING ZONE", along with ordinances cited, all very official. Well shit. What's busking? How would I know if I busked? What if that's just something Michiganders do out of habit, because of our cheerfully buskish nature? Is there a fine? Do I just get thrown in jail? I don't want to go to busking jail in Canada. Is that the kind of thing that follows you for the rest of your life?

Anyway somebody told me what it means.

What was the question?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (t+qrx)

244 It's a hard song to sing.

I thought she did good.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Qf83p)

245

Jessica Yavin just assaulted journalist



Bitches be crazy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

246
To be fair, the national anthem is a bitch to sing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Jim Cornelson. Robert Merrill.

That is all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (7rVsF)

247 I'd say if a man was bleeding thats what duct tape is for.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)

248 God invented smartphones so you could take a picture of the exact near-empty package that needs to be purchased at the store.
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM

Yep. been there and learned that lesson. Just facetime if you don't want to have to go back to the store after returning with the wrong crap with a houseful of mensurating females. it's NOT advisable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (iBBEC)

249 "" Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)"


congratulations and continued prayers for both of you !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (zlgJP)

250 The teams are taking a knee... in prayer.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

251 Hoping for a competitive game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)

252 Games on ESPN, Tami.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (Dhht7)

253 Test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

254 MOON MOON!
Blow it up!
Blow it up!
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)

It might take years.
I wonder when they're going to
Destroy your face?
It may seem silly, but I don't like
What's been coming down.
'Cause you've been looking good too long,
To change your color now.
(Oh well.)
They might test some bomb
(Oh well.)
And scar your skin.

Posted by: Canned Heat at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (Z+IKu)

255 Go Tiggers!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (MHHCZ)

256 Oh lord. Pac12 officiating crew. This game is doomed

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (sYDum)

257 Herbstriet announcing means using the mute button. He lost me when he invented the word "efforting"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)

258
Still, for the rest of us lowlives: never pass up a chance to avoid singing the National Anthem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (7rVsF)

259 I typed two messages to olddog and they disappeared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

260 Melania's outfit; conservative American blue and some kick ass boots! She's a goddess!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (a4qVe)

261 169 Greatest President Ever.
Posted by: Weasel


I'm no historian, but I agree.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (H8QX8)

262 Go Clemson!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

263 Skunk just made a bad life choice decision. Dispatched by dogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (tEVlJ)

264 *spoiler*

LSU won.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (nfcV2)

265 MOON MOON!
Blow it up!
Blow it up!
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)



No! No! No!

Posted by: John Koenig at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

266 Cheerleaders! I want cheerleaders!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (NVYyb)

267 Menstruation uber alles?

Really?

SMOD!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (zEU2q)

268 Free menstrual products any time, anywhere. Use 'em once and flush.

Posted by: Roto Rooter of America at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)

269 257
Herbstriet announcing means using the mute button. He lost me when he invented the word "efforting"


Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)

SEC Network is showing the game with the LSU Radio broadcast audio

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

270 At least no asshat players seen booing Trump like two years ago.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (oZuI0)

271 I'm not going to be able to watch this all. Have to get up pretty early. I predict the Tigers will win tonight.

LSU is going to win. I'd like to see Clemson win. They won't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (hpQ4w)

272 God invented smartphones so you could take a picture of the exact near-empty package that needs to be purchased at the store.
I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult. Then I went down THAT aisle.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:11 PM



When I would send boy things to the store to get pads/tampons, I would rip off the top of the box and send them with that. And tell them to go to the aisle, stand there looking confused and scared, and when some nice woman asked them what they needed, hand them to box top.

Worked a charm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (GbPPJ)

273 The pastor of our church is a HUGE Clemson fan since that is where he went to school and it is also where he found Jesus.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (UUBmN)

274 the most effed thing I ever heard of was a guy who wanted to turn into a woman so he could be gay with women
=====

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 13, 2020 08:14 PM (JcXHH)


It may not still be true, but it once was overwhelmingly so, that men who wanted to turn into women, were sexually attracted to women.

Think of it as boys with mommy issues. They want to BE their mommy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (hku12)

275 Melania's outfit; conservative American blue and some kick ass boots! She's a goddess!!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM

So Melania in stompy boots, maybe a little something fun under the trench coat. Bunk material there. But Mooch was so! Glamourous!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)

276 C'mon Clemson. Rooting for y'all!

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (sYDum)

277 Prager also mentioned now its in the Leftist lexicon they will all start to believe it.
Its exactly like the King's invisible clothes, not 1 Leftist will speak out their totally nuts.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (ZCEU2)

278
Jessica Yavin just assaulted journalist

***

I always expected him to go to jail for assaulting a teen age girl so I guess this is an improvement?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (WdocV)

279 Skip @ 247- Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (UUkQp)

280 Ugh. I've been extremely nauseous all afternoon. Not letting up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

281 256 Oh lord. Pac12 officiating crew. This game is doomed
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (sYDum)

They are terrible. They will be flag happy with physical football.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (B2Hcq)

282 Great news olddog.

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (Tnijr)

283 256 Oh lord. Pac12 officiating crew. This game is doomed
Posted by: IC



Heh! Look on the bright side. That will keep the game close!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (hpQ4w)

284 I thought picking out one toothpaste out of the 5000 varieties offered was difficult.

____

When I'm president you won't have to choose between 5000 varieties.


You'll get to stand in line for the one time I allow.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (WdocV)

285 Drag Queen Cheerleader Story Hour?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:19 PM (zEU2q)

286 Guys, if you close your eyes and wish real, real hard, it will flow.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)

287 SEC Network is showing the game with the LSU Radio broadcast audio
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

--and ACC network has the Clemson radio call.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (oZuI0)

288 A box of 36 tampons, which could easily be used within one menstruation period, could cost as much as $12 -- that's significantly more than the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour.



Okay.

So these poor souls have to spend . . .

12 dollars per month.

Twelve Whole Dollars Every Month. And only have to work less than two hours that whole 30 days, even if on minimum wage, to be able to afford those desperately needed products.

My G-d, the Horror.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (UF0Iv)

289 Too bad the aircraft carrier at 0:35 is an old soviet Kiev class. I don't think Trump is building any of those.

Posted by: Shastacatfish at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (Abbcu)

290

Updated: 20:05 EST
Inside the Megxit summit: Meghan was BARRED from dialing in to two-hour 'calm' Sandringham crisis talks as it's revealed Harry and Queen talked alone before meeting with Prince Charles and Wills

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)

291 My dad attended Clemson when it was a military college. My great grandfather was in its first graduating class.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

292 261 169 Greatest President Ever.
Posted by: Weasel


I'm no historian, but I agree.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (H8QX

That's "xistorian," you savage.
*sniffs condescendingly*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

293 Clemson!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:21 PM (UUkQp)

294 Actually, rich hobos are real. I knew one. This guy had made millions of dollars in oil, and decided he'd prefer to live the life of a filthy hobo in rural CO. His kids sent him a monthly booze and wintertime flophouse budget. Warm weather, he'd just pass out on the Evergreen dam. Every once in a while they'd try to get him to come back to TX, and he'd refuse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (Cqc07)

295 286 Guys, if you close your eyes and wish real, real hard, it will flow.
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)

The Spice?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (2B9A/)

296 I think this game will be a lot like the Iron Bowl was.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (oZuI0)

297 My Vagina has a Spirit Animal.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020

A scented candle?

Posted by: Goop at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (COzlW)

298 If somebody sang The Star Spangled Banner straight in its original form, your World-Hatin' ass would not recognize it. It's a waltz.

The punk ass "straight" version is a failed operatic singer bellowing as hard as he can without blowing his gut out. This version has sucked ever since the WWI flu epidemic ended. But it's what you are used to, so that's the way it has to be.

Let out a notch for Christ's sake. Nasty old fuckers. Just trying to sound lie your grandfathers, without even knowing why.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (oRpiG)

299 So Melania in stompy boots, maybe a little something fun under the trench coat. Bunk material there. But Mooch was so! Glamourous!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)

Botnshe and PDJT were smiling, she's prolly wearing a naughty cheerleader outfit under that "coat"

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (a4qVe)

300 Damn it

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:22 PM (sYDum)

301 He scrambled into the blitz.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (hpQ4w)

302 If your pencil neck last for more than 4 hours, seek the advice of a physician.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (ATCV4)

303 i also hope for a clemson win. i don't think they will. hope it's a good game. nothing else on tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

304 Spice Girls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (zEU2q)

305 LSU player going for Lawrence's knee there.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:23 PM (UUkQp)

306 I'm superstitious about watching the game. I'll have to let my husband tell me what's happening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

307 AtC - that wouldn't work for me. As a recovering Engineer, I approach it as a problem to be solved. The Code specifically forbids asking for help. Accepting help because you let yourself look helpless? Dear Lord, that's not right. That's not even wrong.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (8AONa)

308 Melania looked super glamorous and yet, beautiful and friendly. Mooch whereas I wouldn't want to say hi to; she would bite my head off.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (sYDum)

309 Well, the oncologist doc on the floor got everything resolved and got wife out of hospital yesterday. Great to be home!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Dhht7)
----------

Wonderful news! I started a 9-day novena yesterday to St. Peregrine, patron saint of cancer patients, for your wife, Diogenes' wife, and all other Hordelings and their loved ones who have cancer. I hope things continue to move in the upward direction.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

310
If somebody sang The Star Spangled Banner straight in its original form, your World-Hatin' ass would not recognize it. It's a waltz.

It's in 3/4 time, but not a waltz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (7rVsF)

311 So Melania in stompy boots, maybe a little something fun under the trench coat. Bunk material there. But Mooch was so! Glamourous!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (iBBEC)

Botnshe and PDJT were smiling, she's prolly wearing a naughty cheerleader outfit under that "coat"
Posted by: Cheribebe at January




you kow what naughty cheerleaders wear under their trench coats?


Nothing

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)

312 Never in my life have I sent a man out to buy "feminine products" for me. I would never think to embarrass him like that and besides he would never buy the right product.

Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (RfzVr)

313 ESPN...got it.

Thanks everyone!

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

314 Jane D'oh, you take care of yourself, you hear!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (tEVlJ)

315 I remember my first period. Thank Gaia mother told me what to expect.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (EgshT)

316 Brian in New Orleans- thank you thank you thank you!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:26 PM (8AONa)

317 Geaux Tigers

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (iTXRQ)

318 >you kow what naughty cheerleaders wear under their trench coats?

Nothing
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HAL



ONT dress code. Got it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (MHHCZ)

319 Hey, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

320 I dunno, maybe I'm a cuck, but I don't think buying tampons would bug me. No worse than toilet paper, right? But I do get a little flustered buying rubbers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (Cqc07)

321 Melania as Naughty Zoot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (zEU2q)

322 ONT dress code. Got it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:27 PM (MHHCZ)
---------

Hiya toots. Been shoveling snow?

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)

323 320 I dunno, maybe I'm a cuck, but I don't think buying tampons would bug me. No worse than toilet paper, right? But I do get a little flustered buying rubbers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (Cqc07)

Apparently so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

324 For those that missed it, like me...

@realDailyWire

Superdome giving lots of love to @RealDonaldTrump

https://tinyurl.com/wglql2o

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

325 Ok, I don't know what kind of feminine products these bleeding men are buying but even the jumbo pack of tampons don't cost that much and they last a few cycles. You don't have to change them out every hour or even every time you pee. Either you are bleeding out or you're doing it wrong! I would think that since they are taking testosterone they would be bleeding less....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (UUBmN)

326 bluebell, Weasel has a message from me to give to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (tEVlJ)

327 you kow what naughty cheerleaders wear under their trench coats?


Nothing
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)


Melania could TOTALLY pull that off!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (a4qVe)

328 >>>Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 13, 2020 08:17 PM (GbPPJ)<<<

I'll trade you my hash tag for a slice of strawberry cheesecake. Deal?

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (ATCV4)

329 bluebell, who are you cheering for?

The Tigers who play in Death Valley, or the Tigers who play in Death Valley?

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (oZuI0)

330 I dunno, maybe I'm a cuck, but I don't think buying tampons would bug me. No worse than toilet paper, right? But I do get a little flustered buying rubbers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
-----
So, now the truth comes out...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (UUBmN)

331 >
Hiya toots. Been shoveling snow?
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 202


Howdy! Yes indeed. 2 inches last night. 4 inches forecasted tonight. Snow forecasted Wednesday, Friday and Saturday as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (MHHCZ)

332 I am sorry to hear the royal cuck and the Hollywood whore won't be living on Vancouver island. There has been a number of very mysterious disappearances on that island. Maybe the old queen could arrange something for the whore if they're living on that island.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (bML9A)

333 326 bluebell, Weasel has a message from me to give to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:29 PM (tEVlJ)
----------

Thanks! I'll be seeing him tomorrow so I will ask him about it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (/669Q)

334 Never in my life have I sent a man out to buy "feminine products" for me. I would never think to embarrass him like that and besides he would never buy the right product.

Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM

My dad had to get some after mom gave birth to either me or BabyBro. He told me about it the single time I had stomach cramps so bad I threw up at school and had to be picked up. Leading to one of the All-time Greatest Dad Sayings: "It's just a cardboard box. What kind of sissy is embarrassed by a cardboard box?"

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (/+bwe)

335 Our FLOTUS is a smokeshow!

Posted by: vivi at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (11H2y)

336 After winning a decision by the 5th Circuit Court, POTUS plans to divert an additional $7.2 billion in Pentagon funding to the southern border wall.

The total number of miles of wall built will increase from 509 miles to 885 miles.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (BqBId)

337 Jane D'oh, big hug to you, Darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (tEVlJ)

338
ONT dress code. Got it.
Posted by: Muad'dib


MoMe dress code

Men:
Morning coat
White tie
No pants

Women:
Tiara
Elbow-length gloves
High heels
That's it

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (7rVsF)

339 I don't follow football. Who should I root for?

Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (hzxz4)

340 331; muad, same here. yippee!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

341 espn is having a huge outage right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:32 PM (r+sAi)

342 I think my Tiger hat is starting to take effect, or it might be the Wild Turkey.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:32 PM (UUkQp)

343 Agh. Wasted good field position there, Clemson.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (sYDum)

344 espn is having a huge outage right now.

Someone there overloaded the social justice circuits.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (EgshT)

345 I wish Fox would weed out some of these dime-a-dozen retired army geniuses.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (K22Va)

346 339: don't ask me. i bet a shit pile of money on baltimore. fucking harbitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (KP5rU)

347 Odds & Ends

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM



I scanned the content - was expecting freaks, pervs, and ass cheeks, dammit!

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (786Ro)

348 I wonder how close Trump was to saying pencildick ?

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (0AHn5)

349 So, maybe the defenses will have something say in this game after all.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0)

350 logprof, good to see you. As for who I'm cheering for, I have to admit I don't even know what game you're talking about. Death Valley Tigers sounds as good as any.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (/669Q)

351 Ronster, you should root for Clemson. It is the right thing to do.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (UUkQp)

352 @CNN

The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said

Posted by: Tami



This is a good place to post a link to one of Greenpeace's founders' (Patrick Moore) paper on the benefits of CO2:

https://tinyurl.com/Patrick-Moore-CO2-PDF

The last glacial period (ended 11K years ago) of this current ice age we are in the middle of brought the atmospheric CO2 level down to 180 ppm, which is only 30 ppm above where plants die.

Natural sequestration of CO2 into the oceans and rock over hundreds of millions of years may have got the Earth juuuuussstttt above the point of extinction of all life, and now humans releasing CO2 into the atmosphere may be greening the Earth and saving it.

Suck it, tree huggers.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (UF0Iv)

353 Howdy! Yes indeed. 2 inches last night. 4 inches forecasted tonight. Snow forecasted Wednesday, Friday and Saturday as well.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:30 PM (MHHCZ)
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Two inches? Four inches? Hmph. Let me know when winter gets there.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:34 PM (/669Q)

354 No issues in our broadcast

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (a4qVe)

355 Maud'dib, any chance of a Benny in the snow picture?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (tEVlJ)

356 For transgender men, pain of menstruation is more than just physical.


***********

Some of you seem to be struggling conceptually.

Replace the word 'trans' with 'fake'. It will all become crystal clear.

Allow me to translate the whole headline:

"Women with functioning uteruses who are pretending to be men are emotionally perturbed when their functioning uteruses continue to function as uteruses."

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (m45I2)

357 350 logprof, good to see you. As for who I'm cheering for, I have to admit I don't even know what game you're talking about. Death Valley Tigers sounds as good as any.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:33 PM (/669Q)

--Clemson Tigers vs. LSU Tigers

Both nickname their home fields Death Valley

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (oZuI0)

358 **whispers to bluebell**


College football national championship game tonight.



Quit embarrassing the fam!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (MHHCZ)

359 Eromero, will do.

Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (hzxz4)

360 Both nickname their home fields Death Valley
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:35 PM (oZuI0)
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So you're telling me I picked the right team! Awesome.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)

361 Class ring material was argentus. A mixture of silver and palladium.

Posted by: Nobody at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (8zK8n)

362


To think we had a President who took those weirdoes seriously...or at least pretended to.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (lg/F7)

363 Almost a safety

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (oZuI0)

364 Go Clemson! Is it halftime yet? My nerves are already rattled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (JoUsr)

365 I'll see what I can do Ben Had!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (MHHCZ)

366 Quit embarrassing the fam!
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 08:36 PM (MHHCZ)
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Hey! I picked the right team so quit bugging me or I'm telling Dad.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

367 Updated: 20:05 EST

Inside the Megxit summit: Meghan was BARRED from dialing in to
two-hour 'calm' Sandringham crisis talks as it's revealed Harry and
Queen talked alone before meeting with Prince Charles and Wills

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)


I'm going to guess that Princess Skank is going to scream racism for being left out and letting her cuck have to talk to his grandmother all by himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (hjWzb)

368 Nothing but punts so far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

369 One of my boy-cousins went to Clemson. I hope they win simply because I'm sure he's got his new in-laws watching the game.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (/+bwe)

370 LSU is the one without PED's in their bloodstream

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (8AONa)

371 Tired of ESPN, switching to Clemson homercast

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (oZuI0)

372 Nothing but punts so far.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

Sounds like my Sex life in high school

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 08:39 PM (85Gof)

373 Herc Curbstreet needs to calm down

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ)

374 I think it was old Frank Howard that bought the rock back from Death Valley, therefore genuine.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (UUkQp)

375 368 Nothing but punts so far.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

So, just like the Royal Family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (2B9A/)

376 There's a hotel in Victoria that serves traditional high tea. Maybe the Windsors would like that.

High tea does not involve weed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

377 Clemson used to be one of my meal ticket teams when I was gambling a lot on college ball. And Auburn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (C1Lsn)

378 NGU beat me to the punch on the play on words.

Touche, good Sir!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)

379 "The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said "


Aliens are using underwear drawers as secret bases to gain access to the 13th dimension, scientist have said.

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)

380 Dat Clemson Defensive Scheme doe

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (B2Hcq)

381 I still can't see how you get all those Senators sitting down in their seats and being quiet. Sort of like herding a truck load of cats...

Posted by: Colin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (sUl9n)

382 I don't follow football. Who should I root for?
Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2020 08:31 PM (hzxz4)


The Tigers

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (aS1PU)

383 There's a hotel in Victoria that serves traditional high tea.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)


Well don't try to busk anywhere around there. They've got that locked down in British Columbia. Signs and everything.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

384 Inside the Megxit summit: Meghan was BARRED from dialing in to two-hour 'calm' Sandringham crisis talks as it's revealed Harry and Queen talked alone before meeting with Prince Charles and Wills

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 08:20 PM (AfYvi)


If we only knew this was true for sure, what a glorious smackdown it would be.

What a leftist whacked-out homewrecker Sparkles is.

And her husband is a henpecked pansy, with no balls.

I feel sorry for the Queen and Prince Phillip, having to see what a mess most of their children have turned out to be.

And now having to witness the wussification of their grandson, along with the rest of the world.

Hope they get to see their great-grandson again.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (4pK1/)

385 Not bad run for a tight end

Stupid penalty

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:42 PM (oZuI0)

386 forgot to update my nic

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (Tnijr)

387 my boy-cousins went to Clemson. I hope they win simply because I'm sure he's got his new in-laws watching the game.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January



in-laws / parents?

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (HALdu)

388 bullshit call.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (KP5rU)

389 Just go out there and get that first down, Trevor!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)

390 Not bad run for a tight end



Thinks never remarked about megs

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:43 PM (HALdu)

391 Pac12 officiating never fails to amaze.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (sYDum)

392 The funny thing about the vast quantities dealt with when talking about 'The World's Oceans' is that five Hiroshima bombs dropped in them is kind of minor, really.

That is the thing that baffles me about the certainty of GWists arguments. The vastness and complexity of the 'world temperature' system is very very large. It also has many, many, many different competing processes. They act like this shit is: If I add x, I get Y out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (2B9A/)

393 Nood

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (NSFCQ)

394 Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

Blessings on you bluebell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)

395 Hey, hogmartin! Are you busking on the side now?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (/+bwe)

396 You notice this year stared very slowly?

I think it was the way the holidays were and a general laziness.

Everyone took extra days off.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)

397 couple cheap calls on both teams.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)

398 In standing up!

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (UUkQp)

399 Woo hoo, we have points in this game

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (oZuI0)

400 clemson!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

401 Damn! So, what next? Will toothbrushes and toothpaste have to be paid for by the government? What about my Mach 3 Turbo razors? Soap isn't cheap, either...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (fpXck)

402 Hey, hogmartin! Are you busking on the side now?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (/+bwe)


Not in British Columbia.

They don't allow it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

403 Clempsun looking good early!

Posted by: TN Dawg at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (3S5Yp)

404 401 Damn! So, what next? Will toothbrushes and toothpaste have to be paid for by the government? What about my Mach 3 Turbo razors? Soap isn't cheap, either...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:45 PM (fpXck)

I am trying to find a good replacement for my... Fusion(?, whatever the hell it is) after the Gillette bullshit. The 12 pack of refills I got is almost out. I guess there are always the safety razor, but that means I need to shave more often.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)

405 Nood

With Melania.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (+0uDE)

406 Catch Thirty-thr33 @ 410- Right on. And what about Hello Kitty bandaids? I like Hello Kitty bandaids.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (UUkQp)

407


noood



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (XCHfW)

408 Muldoon, thank you. I could never get the "trans this" and "trans that "straight to know what direction these folks were heading until I learned to just sub the word "fake" for "trans".

Now I know which way they are headed.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (RfzVr)

409 The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second, scientists have said "


Water completely contains nuclear reactions, so they're not warming at all, huh?

Posted by: dagny at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (nRWPy)

410 T-Law is the best player on the field and in college football. Kid will probably go undefeated in College with 3 Natties before going #1 in the draft. Been elite his entire life. Crazy talent and work ethic.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (B2Hcq)

411 Not in British Columbia.

They don't allow it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)


Tell tgem you're a trans-busker!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)

412 381 I still can't see how you get all those Senators sitting down in their seats and being quiet. Sort of like herding a truck load of cats...

Posted by: Colin at January 13, 2020 08:41 PM (sUl9n)

. . . with gigantic egos.

One of the most persuasive arguments to drag out a shampeachment trial is knowing Fauxcahontas, Crazy Bernie, Michael Bennet (who?),and Amy "Shave My Legs Staffer!" Klobacher would have to sit at their desks in the Senate 6 days a week and not say a word.

And having Biden called in as a witness, except many people would wind up feeling sorry for him as he blunders his way through testimony while defending Hunter

Then we could watch Nanny Bloomberg and Steyer make even bigger fools of themselves on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (4pK1/)

413 257 Herbstriet announcing means using the mute button. He lost me when he invented the word "efforting"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 08:16 PM (8AONa)

Now you know how I feel when I read words like "influencer".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (fpXck)

414 406 Catch Thirty-thr33 @ 410- Right on. And what about Hello Kitty bandaids? I like Hello Kitty bandaids.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (UUkQp)

I forgot about that.

Damn, and mouthwash! Publix has a vanilla mint one that I really like that I can't readily get, and that's just not fair. So that should be paid for by someone else, just not me.

And now I need denture cleaners for my retainers!

Hell, the guv'mint should just supply my whole bathroom. I'll happily exchange my freedom and income for that...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (fpXck)

415 http://bit.ly/30kbZwY
********
BREAKING: Russians Hack Ukrainian Gas Company Tied To Bidens: "Attacks Were Successful"
The Daily Wire

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (BqBId)

416 -
--
I'm not well-versed on the transgender issue, so I
have a question. When they say "transgender men," do they mean
biological women who've had some sort of male hormone treatment but
still retain their female genitalia, and still continue to menstruate?


Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:55 PM

Some helpful Moron that I can't recall gave this useful tip: "trans" or "transgender" is just newspeak for "fake". So just sub in fake whenever you see those and you'll be set.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (RVcmP)

417 olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay

Huzzah!

Wife at home. And there was much rejoicing!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

418 334 Never in my life have I sent a man out to buy "feminine products" for me. I would never think to embarrass him like that and besides he would never buy the right product.

Maybe if I were incapacitated due to a broken leg or something, but otherwise, just no.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 08:25 PM

My wife has. I buy 12 months worth when she sends me out with it on the list.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 09:36 PM (Vy7tf)

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