Hunter Biden Stole His Dead Brother's Identity to Hide His Stay at an Addiction Recovery Center

Worth every penny Burisma was paying him.

Things took an interesting turn on Monday when newly-filed court documents revealed Hunter Biden used his older brother, Beau Biden's, death to hide the fact that he checked into a rehab center in Arizona. He used the names Joseph R. Beau Biden III and Joseph McGee as his aliases, the Washington Examiner reported. The discovery was made when police found suspicious items inside a Hertz rental car on Oct. 28, 2018.

The information was submitted by D&A Investigations Inc., a firm owned by private investigator Dominic Casey, who has requested to be named an intervener in the paternity case, Fox Business reported. Casey, who has also worked on the high-profile Casey Anthony case, claims Hunter Biden has a history of stealing identities to conceal his location.

CNN prefers to call Hunter Biden's act of identity theft a "moving homage" and "living tribute" to his brother.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




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1 LOLGF

Posted by: Guzalot at January 08, 2020 03:02 PM (prSvo)

2 nd

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:02 PM (1CjJc)

3 nth

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (HaL55)

4 Just a stand up guy. Well, I guess he was already banging his dead brother's wife...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

5 th

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (M0u+N)

6 I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express Rehab last night.

Posted by: one of the Bidens at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (QzkSJ)

7 This Hunter Biden cat is some piece of work.

Yeesh!!

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (dlBZ7)

8 I have said it before, but it bears repeating, hunter biden might be what makes joe biden drop out of the race.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

9 th

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 08, 2020 03:04 PM (CLteG)

10 I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID

My name was Joseph McGee

I stayed up listening to Queen

When I was seventeen

Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 08, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)

11 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 08, 2020 03:04 PM (3sOO0)

12 Casey Anthony? Which one was that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:04 PM (ycWCI)

13 Democrats sure are a bunch of criminals!

Posted by: Chris M at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (eAZVt)

14 He seems like a real winner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (nNEcr)

15 Joe and Hunter deserve each other.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (prSvo)

16 I would also assume that there's a methadone clinic in LA where a "Cornpop" was treated.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (3sOO0)

17 Cocaine is a hell of a drug. He probably put it in his shampoo

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (Izzlo)

18 8: Joe Biden has 'awareness' problems. He's not dropping out. He's not calling the shots. He's just a puppet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (vN4+Q)

19 Who says Hunter can't be my running mate?

Posted by: Joey B. at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (QzkSJ)

20 Freedoms just another word

For staying one step ahead of the law

Me and Joey McGee

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (ZLI7S)

21 14 He seems like a real winner.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (nNEcr)

You forgot the air quotes around 'winner'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

22 Call me crazy. But I think Hunter might have had some kind of obsession with his brother.

Hear me out!

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (M0u+N)

23 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree?

-
Early onset Alzheimer's?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (+y/Ru)

24 And yet, Joe and Dr. Jill will still maintain that their angel Hunter has done nothing wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (/669Q)

25 Just the type of family America needs in the White House!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (HaL55)

26 *Whispers in Sister-in-Law's Ear*


"Call me Beau"

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (M28y2)

27 17 Cocaine is a hell of a drug. He probably put it in his shampoo
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (Izzlo)

Wouldn't that just make your scalp numb?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (ycWCI)

28 Me and Joey McGee
Posted by: JackStraw

That McGee is a fibber.

Posted by: Molly at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (QzkSJ)

29 He seems like a real winner.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


BTW -- did Winner get out of prison yet?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (M0u+N)

30 Beau?

I wonder what Jeau Biden Sr. has to say about this.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (m45I2)

31 Are you really Joseph McGee?

Yep. My word as a Biden.

D'oh!

Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (6/uwW)

32 Austere Hunter Biden.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (FhtF7)

33 Suspicious items in a rental car? I am guessing it wasn't crotchless panties. I'll take "hard drug paraphernalia for $800, Alex."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (I2dne)

34 I thought the moving homage involved his brother's wife?

Posted by: Just Lily at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (Hy17z)

35 There seem to be very few things he wouldn't do.

I don't know what that low bar is, but he's got to have one, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (jUVms)

36 I would also assume that there's a methadone clinic in LA where a "Cornpop" was treated.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (3sOO0)
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Every time I see that name I crack up. 'Hood names have come a long way from Cornpop and Huggy Bear.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (/669Q)

37 when off to rehab you go
and you tell em your name's Beau
that's a biden

Posted by: Priapism at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (2cfUo)

38 26
*Whispers in Sister-in-Law's Ear*




"Call me Beau"

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (M28y2)

It takes two to tango.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (1CjJc)

39 This is the guy the Democrats destroyed the party to protect

Forget the Clinton's, the guy with the real leverage and power in the party was Biden

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (vPKfA)

40 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis Critic ... at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (LPnfS)

41 He also had his dead brother's badge, presumably to pretend to be law enforcement.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (zlgJP)

42 Concentrating all of that attention on Ukraine in order to "Get Trump" was an outstanding strategic own goal, Democrats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

43 Going by "Beau" also facilitated things when Beau's widow stopped by the clinic for conjugal visits.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (m45I2)

44 He's a good boy, and he's started turning his life around at least ten times that we know about!

Posted by: Big Joey Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (BiNEL)

45 >26
*Whispers in Sister-in-Law's Ear*





"Call me Beau"

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (M28y2)


100%.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

46 33 Suspicious items in a rental car? I am guessing it wasn't crotchless panties. I'll take "hard drug paraphernalia for $800, Alex."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (I2dne)

I am guessing it was a Ronald Reagan mask and a riding crop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

47 One of the suspicious items was a crack-pipe, as I recall from Rush's show several months ago.

Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (9dnxb)

48 What fun-loving, unconventional, totally legal brother doesn't steal his dead brother's identity from occasionally?

Next on MSNBC, live coverage of the funeral of medical pioneer Josef Mengele.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Boy/L)

49 I thought the moving homage involved his brother's wife?


It's biblical.

Posted by: Onan at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (FhtF7)

50 32 Austere Hunter Biden.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (FhtF7)

Revered military leader Hunter Biden

Posted by: NYT "journalist" at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

51 It will get worse.
The reason the left and others tethered to this coup are freaking out.

It will get worse.

Thank God Trump is President.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

52 36 I would also assume that there's a methadone clinic in LA where a "Cornpop" was treated.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 08, 2020 03:05 PM (3sOO0)

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BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (jUVms)

53 20 Freedoms just another word

For staying one step ahead of the law

Me and Joey McGee

That's Gold, Jerry. Gold

Posted by: Priapism at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (2cfUo)

54 D'oh!


*******

D'eau!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (m45I2)

55 50 32 Austere Hunter Biden.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (FhtF7)

Revered military leader Hunter Biden
Posted by: NYT "journalist" at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

Warrior-philosopher Hunter Biden

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (Izzlo)

56 When you're snorting the blow,
Off your dead brother's ho,

That's a Biden!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (1CjJc)

57 So he was a faux Beau?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (m45I2)

58
Well.... he was schtupping his dead brothers widow.

So .... what a little harmless ID theft after that.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

59 I LOL'd when Trump said at one of his rallies that Hunter got kicked out of the Navy "like a dog."

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (aS1PU)

60 44 He's a good boy, and he's started turning his life around at least ten times that we know about!

Posted by: Big Joey Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (BiNEL)


We're not sure whose life he is turning around, though.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

61 What a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Family!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

62 55 50 32 Austere Hunter Biden.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 08, 2020 03:06 PM (FhtF7)

Revered military leader Hunter Biden
Posted by: NYT "journalist" at January 08, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

Warrior-philosopher Hunter Biden
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (Izzlo)

Ascetic... nah, I cannot make that work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

63 Bo Bo Bi Bo
Banana Fanna Faux Beau...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)

64 I am guessing it was a Ronald Reagan mask and a riding crop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++
This reminds me of something.

I'm a millenial, and I have some millenial friends. I went out of town to visit some of them for a New Year's Eve party some years ago. This party had a theme - to dress as your "spirit animal."

I told the host I wasn't going to do that. He told me that I had to, or I was dis-invited.

So I complied. I wore a suit and a Nixon mask, just to piss them off. The response was, "Joe! Nixon *cannot* be your spirit animal. Take off the mask. You don't have to dress up."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

65 CornPop

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LOL yea, that's not made up at all. AT ALL.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (jUVms)

66 Classy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (hmgiv)

67 >>It takes two to tango.


Also to bone.


...or Beaun, as it were.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (M28y2)

68 What a piece of shit

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (KNsKs)

69 61 What a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Family!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

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And Biden pere is still the "frontrunner" because the rest of the field is that terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (zZbCU)

70
It will get worse.

The reason the left and others tethered to this coup are freaking out.



It will get worse.



Thank God Trump is President.


I want the AllenG End to the Democrat Party: the stones scattered, the ground salted and whatever the other one was.

Oh yeah, the women laminated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (HaL55)

71 Boy.. this guy is a real winner!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (so+oy)

72
61 What a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Family!!!


Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (wtvvX)


Biden = banjo music

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

73 So I complied. I wore a suit and a Nixon mask, just to piss them off. The response was, "Joe! Nixon *cannot* be your spirit animal. Take off the mask. You don't have to dress up."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

Well done!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (nNEcr)

74 So I complied. I wore a suit and a Nixon mask, just to piss them off. The response was, "Joe! Nixon *cannot* be your spirit animal. Take off the mask. You don't have to dress up."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

You picked Nixon?! You could have gone with Goldwater (and bonus because they would have had no idea who the hell you were. Also, might be hard to find a mask these days.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (ycWCI)

75 But this is all just political dirt thrown up by the mean republicans. Smearing a fine upstanding family like the Bidens, for SHAME!

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (X+a7J)

76 64 So I complied. I wore a suit and a Nixon mask, just to piss them off. The response was, "Joe! Nixon *cannot* be your spirit animal. Take off the mask. You don't have to dress up."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

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Heh. That's funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (zZbCU)

77 I'm a millenial, and I have some millenial friends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)
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Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669Q)

78 What kind of a name is Hunter anyway? Sounds retarded.

Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (88xKn)

79 when it's crack you smoke
and can't pay support cause your broke
that's a Biden

Posted by: Priapism at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (2cfUo)

80 You picked Nixon?! You could have gone with Goldwater (and bonus because they would have had no idea who the hell you were. Also, might be hard to find a mask these days.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++++
Nah. If you're a screaming lib, Nixon is your white whale (until the Trump Era, anyway).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)

81
Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.





Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669Q)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (1CjJc)

82
Bo Bo Bi Bo
Banana Fanna Faux Beau...
Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)

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Ha!!

The man has talent... doesnt he.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

83 Well.... he was schtupping his dead brothers widow.

So .... what a little harmless ID theft after that.??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:09 PM (8XRCm)


If only someone had told me I'd shouldn't vigorously console my brother's new widow...

all night long!

Posted by: Hoontor Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (BiNEL)

84 His Dad would stop by the pool and ask the kids to rub his legs and hop on his lap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (iBBEC)

85 Hobo?

no, Faux Beau!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

86 If this stuff doesn't cause dear young Hunter to relapse, the boy is made of iron I tells ya, iron.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (LOq4H)

87 77 I'm a millenial, and I have some millenial friends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)
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Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669Q)

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I've got Generation Z+ napping in the crook of my arm right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (zZbCU)

88 Casey, who has also worked on the high-profile Casey Anthony case, claims Hunter Biden has a history of stealing identities to conceal his location.

Will we find out that this is a "thing?"

That Biden is just one in thousands doing this?

Why paper trails do not exist? (Bongino suggested the cloud was a way they were hiding their trail, maybe this...)

Remember they were all using other apps for dm'ing each other - off gov logs.

They are all sliming around under the radar.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (vEIlU)

89 Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669Q)
+++++++++++
Nah, not 'til later. I just ate my midday Tide Pod. Always gives me an energy burst.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (I2dne)

90
So he was a faux Beau?
--
Definitely not a faux pa

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (45lFm)

91 No surprise, Joe stole my speech.

Posted by: Neil Kinnock at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (6VO15)

92 Jill Biden is a piece of work too.

She should have spent less time on her "doctorate" and more time supervising Hunter. Sheeesh. Wild child needed a few spankings and a couple of time outs.

Wait, is Jill Hunter's mother?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (jUVms)

93 so, if Biden is being railroaded out of the race, and Bill is being brought up to decimate any thoughts Hilldog was entering, who is pulling the strings and who is going to be the candidate?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)

94 Thats a damned lie!
Nobody has accused Joe Biden of setting his son up with that job.
How many push-up can you do, fatty?!
You wanna go?!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (vPKfA)

95 >>Well.... he was schtupping his dead brothers widow.


'Let me put my solace in you' is a great pickup line.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (M28y2)

96 If only someone had told me I'd shouldn't vigorously console my brother's new widow...

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time."
--Hunter "pegger" Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

97 Wow - the stuff in that article! Hunter is one messed-up dude.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (SRRAx)

98 Holy crap, Maria Caruso Cabrera is not aging well.
Maybe that is why they sent her ass to Beirut to interview that Ghosn guy.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (ufFY8)

99 This magazine cover. LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353976/

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (KNsKs)

100 'Let me put my solace in you' is a great pickup line.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (M28y2)

My 'deepest' condolences does sound bad that way...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

101 Goodness, he is a sleaze just like his old man

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

102 Oh yeah, the women laminated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (HaL55)


Worse, the women in binders!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (BiNEL)

103 Next thing, you find out Beau was touring around the Searchlight NV playgrounds with Harry Reid. Carrying candy. And blow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (C1Lsn)

104 12 Casey Anthony? Which one was that?
_____________

Nutty Florida chick who killed her little daughter, then was acquitted by a dumb FL jury after her defense attorney (Jose Biaz, in his first big case) argued that it was an accident and Casey (who'd been googling ways to kill her kid in the days before kid went missing) was afraid to tell her parents (with whom she and kid lived) because daddy was molesting her, or some such shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

105 who is pulling the strings and who is going to be the candidate?

Lots of behind the scenes knives out, but I think the one who is getting the least bad press is Sanders. They've even managed to get people to forget the man had a freaking heart attack last year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

106 Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669

Argh!! I'm not a millennial, I like to nap and this made me LOL IRL and now everyone in the waiting area is giving me the side eye!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (pGrg3)

107 What kind of a name is Hunter anyway? Sounds retarded.
Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (88xKn)

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Well.... I always want to name my kid "Bow Hunter". But the wife... god rest her soul.... put a stop to that. So... the first was named Beau.... the second Hunter.

The next son we were gonna name Archer.

Can I smell your hair???

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

108 First Man on Mars Hunter Biden

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

109
Going by "Beau" also facilitated things when Beau's widow stopped by the clinic for conjugal visits.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:07 PM (m45I2)








And by "conjugal visits" you mean, "powdered supply run, and a side order of BJ".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (kw0bd)

110 What kind of a name is Hunter anyway? Sounds retarded.


I'm seeing four of you. Will the real one hold still so I can shoot you?

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (gd9RK)

111 So the guy dicked his Sister In Law. A stripper, then stole dead brothers identity in rehab. And Then got a pile of cash for his expertise in Ukraine. Sure. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (iBBEC)

112 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

Damn. Glad I forgot that one. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

113 >>My 'deepest' condolences does sound bad that way...


'I could get them deeper if you rolled over.'

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (M28y2)

114 105 who is pulling the strings and who is going to be the candidate?

Lots of behind the scenes knives out, but I think the one who is getting the least bad press is Sanders. They've even managed to get people to forget the man had a freaking heart attack last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

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I think Bloomberg and Deval Patrick got into the race because Warren was peeking. I have to imagine that they're part of the same counteraction against Sanders.

It'll be hilarious if Bloomberg really is the new establishment candidate, and they're working on rigging everything after NV for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (zZbCU)

115 Holy shit, this guy is whack!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

116 I've got Generation Z+ napping in the crook of my arm right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (zZbCU)
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Lucky you. Give him a kiss on his chubby cheek for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (/669Q)

117 I thought the moving homage involved his brother's wife?


It's biblical.
Posted by: Onan


It's scientific.
Hunter knows her on the sub-atomic level.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (nQpdK)

118 Ace, you missed my favorite part of this story, which is that he was in Arizona staying at a "rejuvenation center" run by a woman with the stage name "Puma St. Angel". Chakra releases are probably front and center on the menu!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (LISuA)

119 116 I've got Generation Z+ napping in the crook of my arm right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (zZbCU)
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Lucky you. Give him a kiss on his chubby cheek for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (/669Q)

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Done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (zZbCU)

120 Dr Jill is Hunters Step mother

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (pGrg3)

121 115 Holy shit, this guy is whack!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

Right?

Posted by: Gary Busey at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (Izzlo)

122
Multiple crack offender.

ID thief.

Deadbeat dad.

Levirate lothario.

If it weren't for the millions of dollars worth of bribes and the high-profile politician daddy, this motherfucker would be on Maury. And it would be a classic episode, the kind where Maury revisits it in five or ten years for a "Where Are They Now" follow-up episode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (fDmLV)

123 Nice guy, this Biden kid.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (CqE5x)

124 I have said it before, but it bears repeating, hunter biden might be what makes joe biden drop out of the race.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (JUOKG)


It would make a normal, intelligent, self-aware, somewhat humble human being withdraw.


So, see you at the convention, suckers!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (FJYfm)

125 Beaurisma?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

126 I knew Beau Biden.

You sir are no Beau Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (/g8Me)

127 I think Bloomberg and Deval Patrick got into the race because Warren was peaking. I have to imagine that they're part of the same counteraction against Sanders.

Yeah that was a desperation move: we cannot let this woman get the nomination. I'm not convinced there's that level of spite and disgust with Sanders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

128 Aha, thank you, Cheribebe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (jUVms)

129 All those who think all this press is to set Hunter up for that "accidental" over dose, raise your hand. "Shit! It looks like a finger forest!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (LOq4H)

130 . . . Hunter Biden used his older brother, Beau Biden's, death to hide the fact that he checked into a rehab center in Arizona.

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Did they also have brothers named Bret and Bart?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (Ejm1K)

131 113
>>My 'deepest' condolences does sound bad that way...





'I could get them deeper if you rolled over.'

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:16 PM (M28y2)

And then we prayed, "oh God, oh God . . . ."

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (1CjJc)

132 What kind of a name is Hunter anyway? Sounds retarded.
Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (88xKn)

Sounds like a Palin name....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (CqE5x)

133 118 Ace, you missed my favorite part of this story, which is that he was in Arizona staying at a "rejuvenation center" run by a woman with the stage name "Puma St. Angel". Chakra releases are probably front and center on the menu!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (LISuA)

Puma St. Angel?

It's less of a rehab center than it is a strip club fantasy camp.

Posted by: Gary Busey at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)

134 Nah, not 'til later. I just ate my midday Tide Pod. Always gives me an energy burst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (I2dne)
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That's our boy. How is Yud's baby?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (/669Q)

135 Wait, is Jill Hunter's mother?
______________

Step mother, but she raised him from the time he was a little kid, after his mother died in the car accident that killed her and the baby sister, and that Hunter's mom caused (and daddy Joe lied about for years, claiming a drunk hit mom. According to the cops, mom ran a stop sign).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (k4dH2)

136 It's not identity theft if you're banging his wife tho..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (jsWA8)

137 129 All those who think all this press is to set Hunter up for that "accidental" over dose, raise your hand. "Shit! It looks like a finger forest!"
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:18 PM (LOq4H)

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Daddy will give it to him.

Tom Hanks will play him in the movie version, and audiences will cry.

Hanks will win an Oscar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (zZbCU)

138 well, he stole his widow, so why not steal his identity too?

but i just don't get that whole thing. i suspect they were fooling around on the side before the death. she's pretty, i get why he would chase her, but he's not a winner, so what did she see?

and i keep hoping that at SOME point the family will bring joe down, but idk.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (8D42x)

139 I went there under the moniker Buzzion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (SsioO)

140
Good grief. You too? It must be time for you and TJM to nap.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:12 PM (/669Q)
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Nah, not 'til later. I just ate my midday Tide Pod. Always gives me an energy burst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:13 PM (I2dne)







*contemplates a sarcastic remark about sippy-cups"*

Naaaaah.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (kw0bd)

141 That's our boy. How is Yud's baby?
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (/669Q)
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Doing well, I hear. Might get to meet her this evening!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (I2dne)

142 "Say it ani't seau, Beau!"

/Disillusioned Arkansas kid

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)

143 Oh, there you are, Yud! How is Vanessa, and how is her mommy?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (/669Q)

144
So the guy dicked his Sister In Law. A stripper, then stole dead
brothers identity in rehab. And Then got a pile of cash for his
expertise in Ukraine. Sure. Makes perfect sense.


Don't forget getting kicked out of the Navy job his imbecile dad set him up with (another position for which he was very not qualified for) for pissing hot in the drug test.

What a fuckin' piece of work that fambly is. They say we get the gubmint we deserve, but this seems a bit much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)

145 They've even managed to get people to forget the man had a freaking heart attack last year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)


The real trick is who is going to be the VP and thus second in line when the President keels over...


unexpectedly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (BiNEL)

146
So.... if Hunter had knocked up his brothers widow instead of a stripper.... would the kid be his .... or .... would it be his nephew.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

147 This magazine cover. LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353976/


You'd have to have a heart of stone not to burst out laughing at that.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)

148 120
Dr Jill is Hunters Step mother

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:17 PM (pGrg3)

Are you saying he banged her? Because I have a hard time not believing it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (1CjJc)

149 So.

50 people died at Soleimani's funeral.

If 50 die at each of their funerals...and so on....and so on...


This Trump guy is indeed brilliant.

Posted by: Miklos, the beauty of it all at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (QzkSJ)

150 Did they also have brothers named Bret and Bart?
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Had one named Jeff..

Posted by: Beau Bridges at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (45lFm)

151 Dr Jill is Hunters Step mother

So that would not rule out the possibility of . . . .



Posted by: McCool at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (lWCRE)

152 Dr Jill is Hunters Step mother
Posted by: Cheribebe



On the set of Brazzers.

Yeah. Seen those movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (nQpdK)

153 Doing well, I hear. Might get to meet her this evening!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (I2dne)
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Oooh, I'm jealous. Please bestow a kiss upon her cheek for me if you can, and if you can't, please blow her a kiss for me.

I love babies.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (/669Q)

154 Him shtooping his bro's widow is seriously messed up.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (zr5Kq)

155 He stole his brothers wife too right?

Posted by: Tradd at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (GSJcT)

156 142 "Say it ain't seau, Beau!"

/Disillusioned Arkansas kid

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)

Neau weigh!

Posted by: Hoontor Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (BiNEL)

157 Oooh, I'm jealous. Please bestow a kiss upon her cheek for me if you can, and if you can't, please blow her a kiss for me.

I love babies.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (/669Q)
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Will, do bluebell!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)

158 Hunter was also an airline inspector for Burisma.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

159 I bet Hunter's new wife is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (jUVms)

160 she's pretty, i get why he would chase her, but he's not a winner, so what did she see?
______________

Maybe she saw the huge amounts of cash Hunter was getting from Ukraine and China for his graft.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (k4dH2)

161 Vanessa is a beautiful name !

All these new horde babies, the thought of the cuteness is awesome!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (pGrg3)

162 Him shtooping his bro's widow is seriously messed up.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (zr5Kq)


But she was so hot...

Posted by: Hoontor Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (BiNEL)

163 Beau Diddler

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

164
He stole his brothers wife too right?
Posted by: Tradd at January 08, 2020 03:21 PM (GSJcT)

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More like borrowed....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

165
Oh, bluebell, I already gave her smooches from the Horde. I'm sure Joe will follow through too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (fDmLV)

166 Just trying to honor his memory yeah

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (EGSGm)

167 It is kind of interesting watching the different power forces behind the Democrats maneuver and try to promote their personal choice for president. I think the Clintons probably are backing Biden. The press seems to be backing Sanders. The feminists seem to be backing Warren. The crazy radical "squad" sector seems to be backing Sanders. I think Buttgag is only doing well because he seems to be saying the least really crazy stupid crap and Dem voters are just hoping against hope they can find someone who isn't completely loony tunes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

168 Keep seeing Hunter Biden at the check-in desk saying, "My name, my name is Jose Jimenez."

Cocaine, when perverted from its proper place as a hair product, can really mess you up.

Surprised he didn't use Fibber McGee at check in like his dad told him.



Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (e1mEI)

169 154 Him shtooping his bro's widow is seriously messed up.
______________

It's a tradition of sleazy Dim pols!

I did it after Jack got his head blown off. All the best families do it!

Posted by: Bobby Kennedy at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (k4dH2)

170
By the way, when is Rudy's trove of evidence going to show up in some list of charges?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (GgGQj)

171 The Bidens are trailer trash with money.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (/g8Me)

172 If only someone had told me I'd shouldn't vigorously console my brother's new widow...

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time."
--Hunter "pegger" Biden
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020


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I hereby revise my Rule of Life No. 17 to read:

"Very few situations in life cannot be handled by a quote from Terminator, Ghostbusters, Die Hard, or Seinfeld."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (Ejm1K)

173 167 It is kind of interesting watching the different power forces behind the Democrats maneuver and try to promote their personal choice for president. I think the Clintons probably are backing Biden. The press seems to be backing Sanders. The feminists seem to be backing Warren. The crazy radical "squad" sector seems to be backing Sanders. I think Buttgag is only doing well because he seems to be saying the least really crazy stupid crap and Dem voters are just hoping against hope they can find someone who isn't completely loony tunes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

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Buttigieg is backed by big tech and a not insignificant portion of the press.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (zZbCU)

174 More like borrowed....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (8XRCm)


Rented...

Posted by: Hoontor Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (BiNEL)

175 All these new horde babies, the thought of the cuteness is awesome!!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:22 PM (pGrg3)
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I know, right? Plus, TJM's baby is a boy, and YD's baby is a girl, so I say we should start planning a wedding for 2045.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (/669Q)

176 Hunter's basically a rich douchebag who likes strippers. Thirty year old me probably would have hung out with the guy. If his dad wasn't the Vice President, nobody would give a shit.

But since he is, and making the Left try to live by the standards they expect for us, cry havoc and let slip the Frogs of War.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (rGgyS)

177
Wait, is Jill Hunter's mother?

______________



Step mother, but she raised him from the time he was a little kid,
after his mother died in the car accident that killed her and the baby
sister, and that Hunter's mom caused (and daddy Joe lied about for
years, claiming a drunk hit mom. According to the cops, mom ran a stop
sign).



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 03:19 PM

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He is still lying about it. He used that "drunk driver killed my wife" stick a few months ago and the family of the guy who she hit was threatening a lawsuit if he didn't stop.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (JUOKG)

178 Vietnam war draft dodger chicken hawk drumpf backs down and hides instead of retaliating for iran missile strikes.

Posted by: raimondo at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (hEvQs)

179 149 So.

50 people died at Soleimani's funeral.

If 50 die at each of their funerals...and so on....and so on...

This Trump guy is indeed brilliant.
Posted by: Miklos, the beauty of it all at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (QzkSJ)

It's a geometric progression!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

180 I know, right? Plus, TJM's baby is a boy, and YD's baby is a girl, so I say we should start planning a wedding for 2045.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (/669Q)
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25 years? What modernism is this?

2037.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (I2dne)

181 Headline: TheHill

NATO agrees to up contribution in 'fight against international terrorism' after Iran missile attacks

Is there nothing the Golden Scalp Weasel can't do?

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

182 Surprised he didn't use Fibber McGee at check in like his dad told him.



Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (e1mEI)

Then he would have owed royalties to Matthew from "News Radio"

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)

183 Oh, bluebell, I already gave her smooches from the Horde. I'm sure Joe will follow through too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (fDmLV)
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Good. A baby can never have too many smooches. Is Mom feeling okay?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (/669Q)

184
raimondo = Hunter Biden


*taps chin*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

185 Ok, who is socking the troll? Funny.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (nRWPy)

186 That's some fucked up malarkey Joe!

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (NXP9s)

187 I get him putting it to the SIL is creepy, but, she went along with it, so what does that say about her?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (LOq4H)

188 175
I know, right? Plus, TJM's baby is a boy, and YD's baby is a girl, so I say we should start planning a wedding for 2045.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:24 PM (/669Q)

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The younger one doesn't marry until the older one does.

I need a gender swapped version of The Taming of the Shrew!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)

189 I always wondered why he carried around his dead brother's badge and ID.

He left it on a plane before the drive to rehab and had to stay in LA for a few weeks. He was forced to smoke crack the whole time. Poor devil.

Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (gAMkn)

190 25 years? What modernism is this?

I'm sure both dads would prefer the later the better heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

191 2037.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (I2dne)
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Okay, I'm down with that if you are, Uncle Joe.

Let me get started on the save-the-date cards.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (/669Q)

192 This magazine cover. LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353976/

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to burst out laughing at that.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)
.........

all he needs is a bloody left eye.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

193 I am about Tom Hanks'ed out. The last movies he was in I actually cared about were Saving Private Ryan and Road to Perdition. I wanted to like Sully but to be honest, it was not a great film.

Posted by: Quint at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (n13/j)

194 Hey its Screw Up McGhee!!!

Posted by: David Spade at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

195 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)

196 Take it easy. As God as my witness Beau had a bad addiction to paste. Not her fault. It runs in the family. Just ask Doctor Jane about how hard it is to kick. We didn't know about paste addiction in the 1920s. Thank god we have the FPD (Federal Paste Department) now.
My word as Hoover's dad and a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

197 Hey its pork your brother's wife McGhee!!!!

Posted by: David Spade at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

198 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)
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No, you should get started. The A/B testing and Horde feedback will need many samples and much time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (I2dne)

199 I would so much rather have a boy, not because of some macho thing to carry the name thing or old fashioned, but because raising a girl today has to be a constant state of alternating between panic and rage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

200 He used that "drunk driver killed my wife" stick a few months ago and the family of the guy who she hit was threatening a lawsuit if he didn't stop.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (JUOKG)


To be fair, that's true...

but you need to add the little detail that the drunk driver involved was my daddy's first wife!

Posted by: Hoontor Bribem at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (BiNEL)

201 186
That's some fucked up malarkey Joe!

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (NXP9s)

True Fact: The reason why Quid Pro Joe went with no malarkey, is because Hunter smoked it all. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (1CjJc)

202 This magazine cover. LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353976/

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to burst out laughing at that.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)
.........

all he needs is a bloody left eye.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020


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That's Hunter? He looks faintly loony.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (Ejm1K)

203 raimondo


Nah, he just saw they could shoot down their own stuff.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (LOq4H)

204 195 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)

Cupcakes too - the ones with fancy frosting for weddings.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (a0IVu)

205 181
Headline: TheHill



NATO agrees to up contribution in 'fight against international terrorism' after Iran missile attacks



Is there nothing the Golden Scalp Weasel can't do?

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
A lot easier for the mullahs to send missiles to Europe than to the USA.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

206
I get him putting it to the SIL is creepy, but, she went along with it, so what does that say about her?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

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Considering her husband was an avid customer of ashleymadison.com, I'm sure their marriage was in name only.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (GgGQj)

207 What a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Family!!!


Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 08, 2020 03:10 PM (wtvvX)


Biden = banjo music

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 08, 2020 03:11 PM (hLRSq)



2021: President Biden lives in the-

White Trailer Park House with ceremonial junk cars on cinder blocks out front.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (9X624)

208 182
Surprised he didn't use Fibber McGee at check in like his dad told him.







Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 08, 2020 03:23 PM (e1mEI)



Then he would have owed royalties to Matthew from "News Radio"

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)


Hey it Totally a Crackhead McGhee!!!

Posted by: David Spade at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

209 Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)


Everyone put away a couple of bottles of valurite so we have aged valurite for the wedding.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

210 raising a girl today has to be a constant state of alternating between panic and rage.--
This is true. Also better start saving for the wedding now

Posted by: Beau Bridges at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (45lFm)

211 Biden Calls for Plastic Bag Ban...

-
Joe, you'd better work on thinking your way out of a wet paper before moving up to plastic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

212 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020


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For 2037? Not as long as you store the cookies in a Slaver stasis field.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (Ejm1K)

213 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)


We needed to start two years ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

214 Everyone put away a couple of bottles of valurite so we have aged valurite for the wedding.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

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but... vinegar is cheaper!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

215 Beau Diddler
Posted by: wth



*******


Heh! Well played.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (m45I2)

216 This is true. Also better start saving for the wedding now
Posted by: Beau Bridges at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (45lFm)
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Isn't "the bride's family pays for the wedding" just a bunch of old-fashioned, oppressive, patriarchal, out of date, brutal, anti-woman behavior?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (I2dne)

217 Everyone put away a couple of bottles of valurite so we have aged valurite for the wedding.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (nRWPy)
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Oh, that's a great idea. I'll put away a copy of TDG for them, too. We've got to start them out on the right foot.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q)

218 Oh crap the women are planning a wedding, I'm outta here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

219 Who is the bigger grifter Hunter or Chelsea?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)

220 Isn't "the bride's family pays for the wedding" just
a bunch of old-fashioned, oppressive, patriarchal, out of date, brutal,
anti-woman behavior?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (I2dne)

You're not paying for the wedding. You're paying to pawn her off on someone else.

*runs*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

221 Isn't "the bride's family pays for the wedding" just a bunch of
old-fashioned, oppressive, patriarchal, out of date, brutal, anti-woman
behavior?--
I wish

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (45lFm)

222 Isn't "the bride's family pays for the wedding" just a bunch of old-fashioned, oppressive, patriarchal, out of date, brutal, anti-woman behavior?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (I2dne)
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Since I have more girls than boys I would like to say yes, but I must say no.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (/669Q)

223 210
raising a girl today has to be a constant state of alternating between panic and rage.--
This is true. Also better start saving for the wedding now


Posted by: Beau Bridges at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (45lFm)

Boy vs. Girl == Worrying about one penis vs. worrying about all the penises (penii?)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

224 219
Who is the bigger grifter Hunter or Chelsea?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)

Pounds or dollars?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (1CjJc)

225 The only flight operational F-4h in civilian hands is for sale on Controller. Can anyone lend me $3.2 million? I'm good for it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (m/eiQ)

226 Everyone put away a couple of bottles of valurite so we have aged valurite for the wedding.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:29 PM (nRWPy)



I'll drop some popsicle sticks in my bottles for wood aging.

And perhaps a Dreamcicle finish.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (9X624)

227 One of the side affects of reading the comment on your phone is getting odd looks from people in waiting rooms.

Posted by: Big V at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (B06Zw)

228 Hunter has a step sister.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (/g8Me)

229 Men use to have duels....and some bitches too.

Microtrigered to death seems to be more humane standard that's acceptable.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (TMQpg)

230 Oh crap the women are planning a wedding, I'm outta here
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
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Oh no you don't. Come right back here, CRT. You need to write the story for their wedding website. How they came to meet, how they fell in love, how the Horde planned their wedding, etc.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (/669Q)

231 Come on, who doesn't bang their dead brothers widow and leave coke paraphernalia in rental cars? If you had a few million dollars from Burisma burning a hole in your pocket you'd get some coke and bang some strippers too, right?

Posted by: Timon at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (dKm4U)

232 Although, I do have to say that in many ways this is quite tragic.

Joe Biden lost his wife and one child many years ago. Then a few years ago, he lost a second child to cancer.

And now, his last surviving child seems to be doing his level best to kill himself, albeit slowly and with devastating effects on the rest of his family.

Having lost a child myself, I absolutely cannot imagine the pain of losing a second child. And then to have to watch helplessly (and in the case of substance abuse, it is helpless until the person involved determines that they want to stop) while your last surviving child is edging towards a death that you will be unable to stop?

Horrible.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (SRRAx)

233 Oh, that's a great idea. I'll put away a copy of TDG for them, too. We've got to start them out on the right foot.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q)


Get it Horde autographed at the TxMoMee and then put in a time capsule!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (BiNEL)

234 8 I have said it before, but it bears repeating, hunter biden might be what makes joe biden drop out of the race.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

perhaps.

But repeatedly getting Iran and Iraq mixed up in a public speech has a way of disqualifying a presidential candidate all by itself.

By the way, anyone seen Al recently? Al Leppo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

235 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The comments are HI-larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)

236 One of the side affects of reading the comment on your phone is getting odd looks from people in waiting rooms.

Posted by: Big V at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (B06Zw)
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Laughter. Crying. Dry heaves.

Just another five minutes at the HQ.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (I2dne)

237 Oh crap the women are planning a wedding, I'm outta here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




It's not THE women, it's A woman. And that turf war makes the Middle East look tame.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (LOq4H)

238 229 Men use to have duels....and some bitches too.

Microtrigered to death seems to be more humane standard that's acceptable.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (TMQpg)

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The Duelists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (zZbCU)

239 232: Actually Jill has a kid with Biden.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (U7k5w)

240 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage!
This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and
savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the
cookies we'll need?



Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)



Cupcakes too - the ones with fancy frosting for weddings.


Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM

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I will start making smoked salmon.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

241 Imagine, for one moment, that this is Eric or Don, Jr. we're talking about.

24/7/365 wall-to-wall coast-to-coast on every fucking "news" station.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (DU2N9)

242 One of the side affects of reading the comment on your phone is getting odd looks from people in waiting rooms.

Posted by: Big V at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (B06Zw)
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Laughter. Crying. Dry heaves.

Just another five minutes at the HQ.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020


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Yeah, those dry heaves in public do get you looked at askance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (Ejm1K)

243 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?
Posted by: Cheribebe

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If you are an Italian Mom/Mother in Law to be/Nonna - it's never too early to start on the cookie table.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (Y4EXg)

244 Although, I do have to say that in many ways this is quite tragic.

Joe Biden lost his wife and one child many years ago. Then a few years ago, he lost a second child to cancer.

And now, his last surviving child seems to be doing his level best to kill himself, albeit slowly and with devastating effects on the rest of his family.

Having lost a child myself, I absolutely cannot imagine the pain of losing a second child. And then to have to watch helplessly (and in the case of substance abuse, it is helpless until the person involved determines that they want to stop) while your last surviving child is edging towards a death that you will be unable to stop?

Horrible.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (SRRAx)



His son is such an embarrassment. You'd think after all of the family pain he would straighten up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (vEIlU)

245 I will start making smoked salmon.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (JUOKG)
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Since we have the time, why not make lutefisk?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (I2dne)

246 241 Imagine, for one moment, that this is Eric or Don, Jr. we're talking about.

24/7/365 wall-to-wall coast-to-coast on every fucking "news" station.
Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (DU2N9)

=======

Well, duh.

"Trump proves to be an unfit father for his children which is proof positive that he's unfit to lead the nation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (zZbCU)

247 Horrible.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (SRRAx)
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I agree, Teresa. When I say he should drop out of the race and spend more time with his family, I mean it. His son obviously has mega problems and I know he's an adult himself, but Joe is pretty much just enabling him instead of helping him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (/669Q)

248
Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The comments are HI-larious.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)

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Please dear lord make that former Enron Advisor PAUL Krugman.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

249 I would so much rather have a boy, not because of some macho thing to carry the name thing or old fashioned, but because raising a girl today has to be a constant state of alternating between panic and rage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

So one of my son's friends (16) yesterday, got mad waiting for his mom, so he decided to walk the 3 miles to my house AND turn off his location and phone.

Uphill, in the snow, in his catholic school uniform and shoes, no coat. I found out and fetched the boy when he had a mile left. Stuck his clothes in the dryer, gave him sweats, fed him and talked to his mom.

She asked me to bitch at him, which I did since that's my forte. But we both thought about how much more freaked out we would have been if he'd been a girl (and the mom is a lesbian).

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (nRWPy)

250 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!"
and "they" downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play
out. The comments are HI-larious.


Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM

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Perhaps someone is trying to get ahead of some upcoming revelation?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

251 There's a burisma in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 08, 2020 03:35 PM (vtcmf)

252 . . . Do you think it's too early to start making all the
cookies we'll need?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)


Cupcakes too - the ones with fancy frosting for weddings.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:28 PM

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I will start making smoked salmon.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020


*
*

We're gonna need a Slaver stasis field the size of a bank vault.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (Ejm1K)

253 >>Actually Jill has a kid with Biden.


Is that the Coke Head daughter?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (M28y2)

254 Who is the bigger grifter Hunter or Chelsea?



Posted by: Seems Legit



My goodness, Chelsea by a mile! Biden wasn't bright enough to maximize the potential like the Clintons.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (LOq4H)

255 235
Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they"
downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The
comments are HI-larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)

I cannot imagine a world in which I would need to utter such words in a sentence about myself. That guy always creeped me out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (1CjJc)

256 The Duelists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM

Ok...I'll watch the damn movie.

Thanks

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (TMQpg)

257 256 The Duelists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM

Ok...I'll watch the damn movie.

Thanks
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (TMQpg)

========

Ridley Scott's first.

It's quality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (zZbCU)

258 His son is such an embarrassment. You'd think after all of the family pain he would straighten up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

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Being a Dem pols kid means never to have to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (Y4EXg)

259 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they"
downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The
comments are HI-larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)


psst. You were attempting to settle an argument with your family.

Posted by: Kurt Eichman at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (1CjJc)

260 I will start making smoked salmon.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (JUOKG)
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Since we have the time, why not make lutefisk?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020


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It was my understanding that lutefisk was illegal in 36 states and Guam.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (Ejm1K)

261 Who is the bigger grifter Hunter or Chelsea?

Posted by: Seems Legit

My goodness, Chelsea by a mile! Biden wasn't bright enough to maximize the potential like the Clintons.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2020 03:36 PM (LOq4H)

Chelsea grifts at a galactic level. Hunter is barely interplanetary.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (DU2N9)

262 That is cold.

Posted by: Wethal at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (3RspO)

263 I've been busy. Who is getting married??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

264 Oh no you don't. Come right back here, CRT. You need to write the story for their wedding website. How they came to meet, how they fell in love, how the Horde planned their wedding, etc.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (/669Q)


A Hoarde planned wedding...
*shudder*

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (aS1PU)

265 I wanna see some of that Burisma cash. Pops hasn't given me my allowance in weeks. Damned grifter.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

266 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they"
downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The
comments are HI-larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)
++++++++++++++
What's a Nobel Prize worth in kiddie-porn prison?

(and yeah, any number of things could be going on - Krugman could be telling the truth, maybe it was his *twitter* that was hacked and it never happened at all, maybe he has stupidly been downloading bad stuff, maybe a bunch of other things - but he's an international communist so I'll go ahead and assume the worst)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (I2dne)

267 Hey, as long as Burissima is paying me...

Posted by: Hunter/Bo Biden at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (CE5C/)

268 If you are an Italian Mom/Mother in Law to be/Nonna - it's never too early to start on the cookie table.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (Y4EXg)

Funny story, at my wedding, the planner for the venue had never heard of the cookie table tradition (it's bigger in Pittsburgh where my family is from than Baltimore, where I got married and live now). So we were telling her "oh, yeah, we need to set up a couple tables for cookies" and she was like "that shouldn't be hard, how about this little one over here?" and I was like "haha, no. My grandmother has been baking cookies for like 4 months. We anticipate there are going to be somewhere between 3 and 5 thousand cookies." Don't think she believed us until we pulled up with coolers full of them the night before.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

269 raising a girl today has to be a constant state of alternating between panic and rage.


Then it would be mean of me to point out to the Horde that BCochran's older daughter is just reaching the age of doing things with boys.

Because you might not use that information wisely.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

270 Being a Dem pols kid means never to have to say you're sorry.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (Y4EXg)


Or paying for the cocaine your snorting off a stripper's ass.

Posted by: Iblis at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (9221z)

271 I've been busy. Who is getting married??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
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TJM's baby boy and Yud's baby girl. In a couple decades. You're invited.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (/669Q)

272 Of course Krugman is into kiddie porn. He doesn't like girls that are taller than him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (aCNZ6)

273 The Horde arranging a marriage from birth. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

274 It was my understanding that lutefisk was illegal in 36 states and Guam.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:37 PM (Ejm1K)
++++++++++
We're several administrations away from the big day. By that time, federalism will be fully dead and nothing but wrongthink will be illegal. We can front-run it a bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (I2dne)

275 253: I thought that was a niece.Daughter is married to a doctor and living in the Philly area. I think he's a plastic surgeon

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (U7k5w)

276 273 The Horde arranging a marriage from birth. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

It's glorious!

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

277 . . . You need to write the story for their wedding website. How they came to meet, how they fell in love, how the Horde planned their wedding, etc.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (/669Q)

A Hoarde planned wedding...
*shudder*

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020


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The comments will be epic. Of course we don't know what form they'll take in 2037. Maybe the technology will write the lines directly on your brain, or something.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)

278 Now do you believe me? I have no idea what he does.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (CE5C/)

279 while your last surviving child is edging towards a death that you will be unable to stop? 

Horrible. 
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (SRRAx) 

Donald Trump's brother went in a similar way, although with far fewer public disgraces. I don't think he's cold enough to make it a real issue with Biden.

I feel for Biden, in that respect, but it doesn't excuse his own horrible behavior and idiocy. The poor fool really needs to get out of this thing, particularly with the jackals of his own party straining at the leash.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (jcuRn)

280 Then it would be mean of me to point out to the Horde that BCochran's older daughter is just reaching the age of doing things with boys.

Because you might not use that information wisely.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (gd9RK)

(shoves a bottle of high-proof bourbon though the USB port in the direction of BCochran)

You're going to need a lot more than this, brother. But here's something to get you started.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (DU2N9)

281 277 The comments will be epic. Of course we don't know what form they'll take in 2037. Maybe the technology will write the lines directly on your brain, or something.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)

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We'll still be waiting for pixy 0.8, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (zZbCU)

282 241 Imagine, for one moment, that this is Eric or Don, Jr. we're talking about.

24/7/365 wall-to-wall coast-to-coast on every fucking "news" station.
Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (DU2N9)

=======

When I was still on the fence with Trump back in 16, that was one of the factors in his favor: despite being fabulously wealthy & famous, his kids seemed to have their heads in the right place, which reflects well on Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (Izzlo)

283 I think even a bunch of morons can put together a wedding in twenty years!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

284


Nothing to that Pizzagate stuff. Of course.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (p+qfG)

285
That's Hunter Bribem, of the Delaware Bribems.

A well-respected family name.

That's why we hired him as a consultant for 6 figures when he got out of school for his first job.

Because it's all about that well-respected family name.

- MBNA Corporate board officers

Posted by: l at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)

286 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn.

Why would you announce this?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)

287 245 I will start making smoked salmon.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

a couple of fins and they do whatever you want

you don't have to be koi

Posted by: REDACTED at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (rpxSz)

288 The comments will be epic. Of course we don't know what form they'll take in 2037. Maybe the technology will write the lines directly on your brain, or something.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)


The Pixy hamsters ate my brain!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (aS1PU)

289 TJM's baby boy and Yud's baby girl. In a couple decades. You're invited.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:38 PM (/669Q)

I plan to have gone out in a blaze of glorious debaubchery by then.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

290 If Hunter goes to jail, will he be Biden his time?

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (im6pB)

291 Canibal Bob should get the Catering Gig.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (M28y2)

292 We anticipate there are going to be somewhere between 3 and 5 thousand cookies." Don't think she believed us until we pulled up with coolers full of them the night before.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

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*Eyes the table suspiciously.*

"Just barely enough room. Muttagons!!"

Posted by: Joe's Nonna at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (Y4EXg)

293 You're going to need a lot more than this, brother. But here's something to get you started.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (DU2N9)

*shotgun shells*

Posted by: f at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (1CjJc)

294 The Horde arranging a marriage from birth. What could possibly go wrong?


Amok Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (FhtF7)

295 As a Greek, cookies for the wedding shoulda started already, along with the various baklava's.
Being the parents of the groom we did drop a fvck ton of cash on said groom-child's wedding, because, spoiled!

AtC I'm honored you commented on my post!
**starts shoving fresh cookies thru usb***

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (pGrg3)

296 I plan to have gone out in a blaze of glorious debaubchery by then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
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Ah, but you are a phoenix now, my dear! You will be back!

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (/669Q)

297 Homage this!

Posted by: None shall pass at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (y69WA)

298 >>Because you might not use that information wisely.


As long as he keeps her away from the carrots.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (M28y2)

299 Should we throw in for a hobo-dehydrator?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (nRWPy)

300 291 Canibal Bob should get the Catering Gig.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (M28y2)

Light whore doeurves. Finger food.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

301 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn.

False alarm! It was just Robert Reich.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (OiC69)

302 TJM's baby boy and Yud's baby girl. In a couple decades. You're invited.


Open bar, right?

Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (88xKn)

303 A Hoarde planned wedding...


I'll bring a portable forge and make plate armour for everyone!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (gd9RK)

304 Hunter has a step sister.
Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM (/g8Me)
........

She pregnant too?

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

305 If you are an Italian Mom/Mother in Law to be/Nonna - it's never too early to start on the cookie table.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 03:34 PM (Y4EXg)



The Good Ex Boyfriend married the nicest Italian girl in the world. Seriously, she is fantastic and perfect for him.

He is a stick and it is nearly impossible to keep weight on him. When their first anniversary was coming up, she called me all in a tizzy because the family was throwing them a big party and the aunts were going to be there. He didn't understand why she was so upset and I had to explain to him that her aunts were going to be judging her because he hadn't gained 50 pounds so OBVIOUSLY that meant she can't cook properly.

I told her just to sit him down in front of a pan of lasagna with a fork and have the aunts watch him lose weight as he ate it.

I'm not even joking about that. The bastard.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

306 Another fun fact: Glacier NP has to take down the signs at their vista points stating, emphatically, that the park will be ice-free in 2020. AlGore hardest hit.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (bWBdM)

307 Canibal Bob should get the Catering Gig.
Posted by: garrett


The finger food will be outta this world!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (nQpdK)

308 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn.

"Chris Hanson, NBC News. Sit down Mr. Krugman."

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

309 Failed journalist and dick quaffer, Ben Rhodes is publicly taking it in the squeak hole again on Twitter.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (m/eiQ)

310 The Horde arranging a marriage from birth. What could possibly go wrong?


Amok Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020


*
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"T'Pring. Parted from me, and never parted. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (Ejm1K)

311 Open bar, right?
Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (88xKn)
++++++++++++
No avoiding it. Something tells me that a Horde wedding would involve several forty-foot containers' worth of liquor - and that's just the guests' personal stashes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (I2dne)

312 Bravo TV is missing a golden opportunity if they don't do "Biden Family Values."

Joe is just demented enough, he'd probably sign on to the deal,

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

313 was watching the state sponsored (propaganda) canadian broadcasting channel cbc for a few minutes

First they show this statement live
Sarah Ferris @sarahnferris

Wow. Rep. Pramila Jayapal, co-chair of Progressive Caucus, says post-briefing:

"There was NO raw evidence presented that this was an imminent threat."


LIAR! But CBC played it like it was true.

Then they say that finding out about crash will be hard considering the location and situation, Iran and an "American manufactured airplane" as if that held the same weight. Not Iran and Ukraine, but American manufactured airplane. That is what they focused on.

Wherever they can hate America, the CBC will go there

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

314 What could possibly go wrong?

She has chosen the kal-if-fee, the challenge.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (FhtF7)

315 Good western genetic memories...

Us.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (TMQpg)

316 Dominic Casey, your next FBI director.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (B7KlG)

317 A Horde planned wedding...

Insert Monty Python reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (Boy/L)

318 Open bar, right?
Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (88xKn)
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Of course. We'll ask Bitter Clinger to tend bar, and CBD can relieve him for dancing breaks.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (/669Q)

319 294 The Horde arranging a marriage from birth. What could possibly go wrong?


Amok Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (FhtF7)

Dun da da da da da da da da da
Dun da da da da da da da DAAA da

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

320 The Church of Scientology Says Danny Masterson [of That 70s Show] Stalking Suit Must Go to "Religious Arbitration"

-
Four Scientologist chicks claim that Hyde stalked and harassed after they told the Los Angeles Police Department about sexual assaults by '70s Show actor Danny Masterson, the Church of Scientology pushed to compel "religious arbitration."

Looks like they're going Religion of Peace II: Whoop De Doo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

321 A horde wedding:

Alcohol and firearms. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

322 The finger food will be outta this world!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (nQpdK)


Salami finger food has a nice ring

Posted by: REDACTED at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (rpxSz)

323 301 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they" downloaded child porn.

False alarm! It was just Robert Reich.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (OiC69)

Oh. So midget porn then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (Ct55T)

324 Gosh, not a chance that Hunter guy will try to skip out on child support payments, huh?!

What a beaut.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

325 A horde wedding:

Alcohol and firearms. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
It's not a good wedding until a fight breaks out.

Same goes for funerals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (I2dne)

326 Cookies Jane! Don't forget the cookies and cupcakes!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (pGrg3)

327 The krugman/ porn tweet thread is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (jUVms)

328 Suddenly I'm thinking of my two little boys in tuxes getting married.

That's like decades away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (zZbCU)

329 It would be fun if Hunter got indicted and squealed on Dad.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

330 A horde wedding:

Alcohol and firearms. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
It's not a good wedding until a fight breaks out.

Same goes for funerals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2020 03:44 PM (I2dne)

"A horde wedding without 3 arrests is considered a dull affair."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (KUaJL)

331 RUN!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (iBBEC)

332 The Church of Scientology Says Danny Masterson [of That 70s Show] Stalking Suit Must Go to "Religious Arbitration"

"Whoever can pay the most wins."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (Boy/L)

333 AtC I'm honored you commented on my post!
**starts shoving fresh cookies thru usb***
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:41 PM (pGrg3)


*pauses a moment from nomming*

You're too kind!

Also, everyone, remember, BC married a former Ravens cheerleader. The girls take after her.

As I keep telling him, there will never ever ever ever be enough shotguns for him to use.

He doesn't appreciate how much I laugh at his pain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

334 The poor fool really needs to get out of this thing, particularly with the jackals of his own party straining at the leash.


*******

But he can't. He's stuck living a Bwana Joe Arthurian fantasy in the vast wasteland of his own mind. Wrapping the bicycle chain around Corn Pop's neck was his Excalibur, and the Cabinet Room is his Round Table. He's trapped.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (m45I2)

335 "Chris Hanson, NBC News. Sit down Mr. Krugman."
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)
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"No, I thought this was a Nobel Laureate gathering!"

"Then why did you bring a six pack of Zima, baby oil, condoms, and a stuffed bear?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (4T3xL)

336 You've done worse than let Biden slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn't think that was possible.

Check the Kiev Motel 6 registration.....Look for the name "Corn Pop".....
Follow the money.

Posted by: DEEP THROAT at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (lMn1U)

337 Someone link the twitter @ for the krugman thread. Is it his thread? like @paulkrugman?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (nRWPy)

338 We'd best start putting aside money for bail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

339 Why would you announce this?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)


Usually - usually - it is to get your story in before law enforcement does.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

340 We'd best start putting aside money for bail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
--------

I'll lay in a supply of cake files.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (/669Q)

341 Suddenly I'm thinking of my two little boys in tuxes getting married.

That's like decades away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

---

And it goes by faster than you can imagine.

Posted by: Joe's Nonna at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (Y4EXg)

342
Amok Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020

------

After a time... you may find that wanting a a thing is more desiring than having a thing. Illogical....but often true.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

343 It'll need to be a destination wedding in a non-extradition country.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

344 KT can do the flowers!

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (/669Q)

345 343 It'll need to be a destination wedding in a non-extradition country.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

=========

The great independent republic of South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (zZbCU)

346 327
The krugman/ porn tweet thread is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (jUVms)

Well don't share or anything.

Posted by: f at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (1CjJc)

347 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

Da-dA-DAH! Da-Da-da-DAH!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (ycWCI)

348 We'd best start putting aside money for bail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
--------

I'll lay in a supply of cake files.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (/669Q)


Jail break!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (aS1PU)

349 That's like decades away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill


-----

Pro tip. Time speeds up the longer youre alive.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

350 It'll need to be a destination wedding in a non-extradition country.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (NWiLs)
--------

Peruvia, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:47 PM (/669Q)

351

hmmm explosion in Green Zone, reporting from Baghdad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (vEIlU)

352 Wherever they can hate America, the CBC will go there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

Let's just close those borders and make them use their own shopping malls and socialized medicine.
Wankers

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (pGrg3)

353 I'll draft the pre-nup.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

354 @paulkrugman

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (bWBdM)

355 My daughter is 14, she got an AR for Xmas.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (B7KlG)

356 The great independent republic of South Carolina.


The Greater Texas Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (FhtF7)

357 This thread started being about Hunter Bidens Meth-headiness and has turned into a wedding thread of the future.....

That's talent.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (AD3JT)

358 Bravo TV is missing a golden opportunity if they don't do "Biden Family Values."
.......

My 600 Kilo Life *snoooort*

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

359 Open bar, right?

Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2020 03:42 PM (88xKn)

-------



Of course. We'll ask Bitter Clinger to tend bar, and CBD can relieve him for dancing breaks.






Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:43 PM

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Be sure to bring plenty of ammo for the celebratory gunfire after the first official kiss.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (JUOKG)

360 Fortunately, I'm a dead ringer for one of my dad's kids, so I never get caught.

Posted by: Chelsea at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (C78No)

361 Wedding can be at the TX Mo Me...

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

362 We'd best start putting aside money for bail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)



That should be the secondary motto of the blog.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

363 178 Vietnam war draft dodger chicken hawk drumpf backs down and hides instead of retaliating for iran missile strikes.
Posted by: raimondo at January 08, 2020 03:25 PM (hEvQs)

Everyone know what a metronome is? That little device that marks time and clicks at every beat. It has a little arm that goes back and forth.

raimondo finds them fascinating. He stares at one for hours on end, every day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

364 338
We'd best start putting aside money for bail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

Ace can roll out the barrel. We'll retain the ne'erdowells on site.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM (1CjJc)

365 How much of this shit are people going to take?

The dumbasses that want $15/hr minimum wage support a candidate who's crackhead son gets paid millions to do nothing. And he still f'ed that up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM (+0AKE)

366 nood krugman

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

367 365 How much of this shit are people going to take?

The dumbasses that want $15/hr minimum wage support a candidate who's crackhead son gets paid millions to do nothing. And he still f'ed that up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM (+0AKE)

==========

They really want the "public servant" with three houses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (zZbCU)

368 You need to write the story for their wedding website. How they came to meet, how they fell in love, how the Horde planned their wedding, etc.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 03:32 PM


We've already got a score we can stea borrow.

"Wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles, God took a Moron by the hand..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (ejd/p)

369 It just goes to show how utterly empty the democrats are.

Hunter Biden is a whoring, crack smoking, rich, nepotistic, entitled, useless POS. yet...the media can't be bothered with reporting on the fact, much less condemning such behavior. Why? Because it might hurt the meager chance the Dems have of unseating trump.

They don't get that their reluctance to criticize such people means 1) they get more of it and 2) they get to carry the weight of their sins.

You don;t help the country by failing to criticize Hunter Biden. in fat loud and public criticism may actually convince Hunter Biden to change his act and discourage other rich entitled people from emulating it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (+DS2f)

370 Krugman just Tweeted out his IP addie was "HACKED!!" and "they"
downloaded child porn. I can't wait for this one to play out. The
comments are HI-larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2020 03:33 PM (bWBdM)
++++++++++++++
What's a Nobel Prize worth in kiddie-porn prison?

(and yeah, any number of things could be going on - Krugman could be telling the truth, maybe it was his *twitter* that was hacked and it never happened at all, maybe he has stupidly been downloading bad stuff, maybe a bunch of other things - but he's an international communist so I'll go ahead and assume the worst)

------------------

I don't know the details of this case but a lots of guys use file sharing software to download porn. Some of these programs, by default, turn around and share to the world whatever files have been downloaded. They are now sharing the child porn they downloaded and don't know it. The cops go to the internet provider and find out who owns the IP address. Next is warrant, arrest, search, etc.

Posted by: Jolo at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (WrMOC)

371
The dumbasses that want $15/hr minimum wage support a candidate who's crackhead son gets paid millions to do nothing. And he still f'ed that up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2020 03:49 PM

Not really for him. He got paid. That's what the 15 people want. Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2020 03:50 PM (iBBEC)

372 It'll need to be a destination wedding in a non-extradition country.


I just checked the list. I've always wanted a Cape Verde stamp on my passport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (gd9RK)

373 I hope Ace puts up a Krugman thread. I could use a few dozen laughs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

374 My daughter is 14, she got an AR for Xmas.
Posted by: Jean


Cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (nQpdK)

375 Perhaps if Joe Biden had spent more time teaching his boy how to be a man rather than trying to tell the rest of the country how to live Hunter would have turned out better.

Posted by: 29victor at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (BJKQV)

376 Weddings are Amok time for wymmines. Their blood flame. It is something no outworlder should see.

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (NXP9s)

377 Amok Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020

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After a time... you may find that wanting a a thing is more desiring than having a thing. Illogical....but often true.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2020


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*

I was going to quote that one, but I thought it seemed kind of a downer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (Ejm1K)

378
Homage this!
Posted by: None shall pass


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Oh, Madge at January 08, 2020 03:52 PM (aKsyK)

379 My daughter is 14, she got an AR for Xmas.
Posted by: Jean


Cool.
Posted by: rickb223

She has to assemble it, so I already had to order a new spring kit.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2020 03:52 PM (B7KlG)

380 As World Wars go, this one sucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

381
I just checked the list. I've always wanted a Cape Verde stamp on my passport.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2020 03:51 PM (gd9RK)

Is Aruba on that list?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:52 PM (pGrg3)

382 Weddings are Amok time for wymmines. Their blood flame. It is something no outworlder should see.
Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2020


*
*

Including the flower girls and bridesmaids, and any non-participant females. They all dress and do their hair the best they ever have. I've observed it multiple times. Guess why.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Ejm1K)

383

Tom Elliott @tomselliott

@IlhanMN says she has PTSD and the talk of conflict w/ Iran is making her uneasy



Mike Cernovich @Cernovich

You can thank Catholic Charities - which resettled Minneapolis - for Congresswoman Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 08, 2020 03:55 PM (vEIlU)

384 328 Suddenly I'm thinking of my two little boys in tuxes getting married.

That's like decades away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 08, 2020 03:45 PM (zZbCU)


It goes by fast.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 08, 2020 03:55 PM (SRRAx)

385 206
I get him putting it to the SIL is creepy, but, she went along with it, so what does that say about her?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

======
313 was watching the state sponsored (propaganda) canadian broadcasting channel cbc for a few minutes

First they show this statement live
Sarah Ferris @sarahnferris

Wow. Rep. Pramila Jayapal, co-chair of Progressive Caucus, says post-briefing:

"There was NO raw evidence presented that this was an imminent threat."

LIAR! But CBC played it like it was true.



Paypal is our WA state contribution to the Globalists who want to destroy a free America. Think of her as the first Squad member off the bench. Kinda like the NBA 6th man, or something.

Look, I don't even live in her district, but I apologize anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 03:56 PM (sy5kK)

386 204 195 OMG bluebell!! A second generation horde marriage! This is such a cool place! Yep, let's start the wedding plans and savings accounts. Do you think it's too early to start making all the cookies we'll need?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 08, 2020 03:27 PM (pGrg3)

Ooh! ooh! Dibs on making the veil!

Posted by: sal at January 08, 2020 03:58 PM (bo8pf)

387 Yeah... I've seen better World Wars too.

Micro triggering Zap gun/bombs. Crawl away eat Hauiginnoginsauce Ice Cream and die.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 04:02 PM (TMQpg)

388 Charlie Sheen should star in "The Hunter Biden Story."

Posted by: mr tmz at January 08, 2020 04:11 PM (m/Gc2)

389 Dear Sister-in-Law, I want to give you my condolences and share your grief.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Cock at January 08, 2020 04:45 PM (ATCV4)

390 >

Before he was busted, that homage was moving down a dark highway in Arizona at 110 miles an hour with the lights turned off...

Posted by: Gridlock at January 08, 2020 04:51 PM (z/vX9)

391 Hunter may end up in prison. Luckily he will be allowed to share a cell with his dad cause the Biden's got pull.

Posted by: Markon at January 08, 2020 07:44 PM (/3Msk)

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