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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Washington Post: Terrorist Mastermind Suleimani Was a "Revered Military Leader"As Twitchy says, "Never change, WaPo."
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius."Link to Newsbusters' post about that here. This reporter adds some actual non-OrangeManBad perspective: THREAD: Middle East waking up to incredible news of Qassem Suleimani's killing in US strike in Iraq, at Baghdad airport. He had reportedly just flown back from Beirut. He was like a Middle East viceroy, trotting around region, giving orders, masterminding small and large ops. A combination of elation, relief and fear here in the region among people who suffered tremendously from Suleimani's policies, from Lebanon to Syria and Iraq. Elation and relief because he was seen as the evil mastermind of policies of death and destruction, propping up bloodthirsty oppressive militias, overseeing a devastating war in Syria, feeding/playing on sectarian hatred, helping crack down on protestors in Iran (2009/2017/2019), Iraq now, and likely more recently helping Hezb to navigate protests in Lebanon. Note that he had just flown back from Beirut.... and it's definitely not his first visit.... There were reports of him being in Lebanon in 2006 to help Hezbollah strategise in the war against Israel. And so there's celebration and relief from Iran, to Iraq to Lebanon and Syria, among those, Sunnis and Shias who suffered from his evil mind. I write about him in my forthcoming book Black Wave and the deadly dynamics of revenge that he pursued after Iran-Iraq war. There is fear because he was so central to almost every regional event in the last two decades that even people who hate him can't believe he could die, a bit like people couldn't believe Saddam was really gone. He seemed invincible, omnipotent. What happens in his absence? Some of his aura or reputation was probably overblown, but he really was indispensable to Iran, he was not on a mission, he WAS the mission, the architect of Iran's expansionist regional policy, the indispensable upholder of the Islamic Revolution, keeping it alive for Khamenei. So what comes next: war? chaos? limited retaliation? nothing? no one really knows, not in the region, and not in DC, because this is unprecedented. There is anger too of course, among his supporters, allies, proxy militias, who were devoted to him and lionized him and will be lost without him. There is no replacement that I know of or can see. They will be mulling their next step for a bit. First, huge displays of mourning Lots more to say abt region, US policy, Saudi Arabia reax, Iran domestic reax, local dynamics... more later, but for now then read Dexter Filkins' piece from 2013 on Suleimaini, the best profile out there.Some more reactions below. Former FBI lawyer and office pump Lisa Page sympathizes with the "5000 year old culture" which must kill infidels to prove it is "a real and independent country."
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) January 3, 2020
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Nailed it!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 2
Hi ace
Posted by: Madamemayhem at January 03, 2020 01:41 PM (myjNJ) 3
Skimmed the content, too!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 4
You know who is a revered military leader? Donald J Trump
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 01:42 PM (vEIlU) 5
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:43 PM (ptqGC) 6
FUck U WAPO
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:44 PM (zBaqJ) 8
Hey Shaun King, if you want war crimes.
Look at Iran during the war with Iraq. Using children as human shields to clear minefields. And this dead mutt of an Iranian General was there. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:44 PM (0qiZ3) 9
52% of us humbly apologize.
-------------------------------- Some people don't even need to feel the dull machete on the back of their neck before they do this. Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (EI35j) 10
washington post sympathizes with terrorists
________ "They're far from the only ones." -- Obama, Ayers, Dorn, Clinton (pardoned Puerto Rico terrorists), et. al. on The Left Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (RGTnM) 11
>>>5 Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius."
wow. Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (PbpT7) 12
Thank God I can count on the MSM and the Left in this country to have exactly the wrong take on this. And yes, Donald Trump is precisely the sort of asshole who will remind them of this again and again.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (wDz+b) 13
Thoughts and prayers, Ben Rhodes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (ptqGC) 14
Benito Mussolini, Amateur Italian Railroad Enthusiast, Found Dead at Petrol Station
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (d7Ww2) 16
These are the same people that don't approve of the way Trump has dealt with North Korea. They are, right? I'm not mistaken?
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (EI35j) 17
Having a Drink later with CBD to mourn the Salami.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (cEsBM) 18
Rose McGowan hopes her next Rape smells of Drakar Noir with a hint of Goat.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (LvgPb) 19
Brazilian parody. Isn't it?
Bear in kind the Tet Offensive was a military debacle... but a public relations coup. Whatever the President is doing, if his FIRST target isn't the lugenpresse, his plan will fail. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (uzXua) 20
Sean King needs some surplus blackface from Justin Trudeau. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (zBaqJ) 21
And now we show this soulful video of Soleimani singing "Muskrat Love". Give it up for General Soleimani.
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR) 22
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Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:43 PM (ptqGC) You know who else was an inspiring military genius... Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (5l6gb) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC) 24
17 Having a Drink later with CBD to mourn the Salami.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (cEsBM) Save one for me. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (zBaqJ) 25
An Anti-Semite and a Dentist walk into a bar...
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (LvgPb) 26
I fear they are going to hit back in a way to remind America that they are a real and independent country.
- Again, how will we be able to tell? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (HVW5y) 27
Jair Bolsonaro is Brazil, not Bolivia.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (6XLoz) 28
from last thread:
"but Iran's provocations of the last year--attacking shipping in the Persian Gulf, attacking a major Saudi oil field, shooting down an American drone--should be understood as acts intended to draw armed response from the U.S., and thereby weaken Trump's political base here at home." - SMOD "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here yesterday. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (Kpl3J) 29
Re. Bro Fo chimed in:
@IlhanMN 1 hour ago We are outraged the president would assassinate a foreign official... Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (Izzlo) 30
http://bit.ly/2ugD60d
******* Iran Replaces Terror Chief Soleimani After Drone Strike ******* Willowed Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (BqBId) 31
Benito Mussolini, Amateur Italian Railroad Enthusiast, Found Dead at Petrol Station
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (RD7QR) ------------ Adolph Hitler, animal lover, found dead in private accommodations.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 32
There is anger too of course, among his supporters, allies, proxy
militias, who were devoted to him and lionized him and will be lost without him. There is no replacement that I know of or can see. I hope the SS is on its game, because that description is exactly what the Muzzies would hope for by assassinating PDT. Posted by: pep at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (T6t7i) 33
Noted military genius, opsec failure
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (RzQZM) 34
Angel of Light revered by leftists around the world cast into fiery pit.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (ZLI7S) 36
It's almost as if, oh, I don't know, the media are enemies of the people.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (+y/Ru) 37
Does Hasbara even bother gatekeeping here?
Posted by: Wondering at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (c4NDG) 38
Former FBI lawyer and office pump Lisa Page ...
________ LOL. I read that as "office pimp" -- but pump is more accurate. Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (RGTnM) 39
Vince Van Patten played Salami on "The White Shadow." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (zBaqJ) 40
Trump has read Sun Tsu's "The Art of War:"
"If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, avoid him. If he is in a shitty white Toyota, immolate him. Know your enemy." "Sun, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (qXNVo) 41
Multiple Personality Disorder victim has thoughts:
@douglasernst 15m Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend' Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' https://bit.ly/2QmEy9Q #media #military Never go full-Geraldo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (LZ8xH) 42
Meanwhile, you don't even have to say something good about Putin. Just cite something they tell you "Putin wants you to believe" and you "love Putin".
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe) 43
Some of these people are stupid and think it will all be okay if America fails. They do not believe the Pax Americana exists.
Some of these people are stupid and think that they will be in charge of this suzerain when American fails. They hate that the Pax Americana exists. I don't always know which is which (though it is pretty clear that Tehran Rose is the former and Ben Rhodes is the latter). It would be good to know who is in which camp, because when meting out justice the punishment for one group should be far less severe than for the other. Sadly, I suspect it doesn't matter. The outcomes will be the same. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (I2dne) 44
We all say twitter is the sewer of the intertubes and yet some of the funniest shit shows up there first.
Nice parody accounts, and funny stuff. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (z79tQ) 45
They're just doing it for the Iranian market, you see. Like Disney pulling the lesbo kissing from Star Warts, same thing. I do hope Don busts out a super cut of the massive twat Hillary her tough gal bit about how tough she was killing guys. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (ikxxu) 46
The new talking point on the left is, this is Trump's "wag the dog" moment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ptqGC) 47
Qassem Suleimani nominated for Nobel Peace Prize...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc) 48
Fuck the mongoloid Persians!
Posted by: Alexander III Macendonia at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (gmo/4) 49
I forget, is "revered" above or below "austere" on the homicidal maniac scale?
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (v5Cc/) 50
5000 years of culture and all we get are these lousy Iranians
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (nFwvY) 51
If you have a moment, go to youtube and watch the short (15 min.) film called "Regulation," made by some studio called Dust. I am amazed they've let this thing stay on, it's...well, you'll see. Worth your time, promise.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ldmQR) 52
Gerry Rivers is a vile excuse for humanoid protoplasm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (0qiZ3) 53
Waaaahhhhh! Now the terrorist-enablers will have to find another source of income.
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (Pqytn) 54
AHHHHahaha
those tweets though Bolivia president GETS us! the crying Iranians, first I thought it was 'cause he was scared of the bully USA, but then maybe he has to act appropriately mournful upon the death of a primary demon. Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (DJFLF) 55
@douglasernst 15m
Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend' Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' https://bit.ly/2QmEy9Q #media #military Never go full-Geraldo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (LZ8xH) +++++++++++ Ah. You can always count on Jerry Rivers. Set your watch by it. Then subtract 12 hours to get the right time. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (I2dne) 56
Macedonia
Posted by: Alexander III at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (gmo/4) 57
41 Multiple Personality Disorder victim has thoughts:
@douglasernst 15m Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend' Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' https://bit.ly/2QmEy9Q #media #military Never go full-Geraldo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (LZ8xH) Someone should remind Jerry Rivers his daughter almost got slaughtered by other good US "friends" in Paris at that Eagles of Metal concert. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (zBaqJ) 58
They know he hung gays from cranes, right
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (RzQZM) 59
I fear they are going to hit back in a way to remind America that they are a real and independent country.
- Again, how will we be able to tell? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (HVW5y) As flounder said earlier in the early fave for Comment of the Year - Demcorats will be happy again. Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (EI35j) Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (dB+c3) 61
I hope the SS is on its game, because that description is exactly what the Muzzies would hope for by assassinating PDT.
Posted by: pep at January 03, 2020 01:47 PM (T6t7i) The CIA would hope for it too. But they shouldn't: Donald Trump is a paradoxically stabilizing influence. If something happened to him- that's it. No more elections, no more melting pot, no more elites. Tens of millions would be ready to scour the country and wash the filth out with blood. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (uzXua) 62
I have to share a country with these fucking lunatics?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (EUxuY) 63
Some of these people are stupid and think that they will be in charge of this suzerain when American fails. They hate that the Pax Americana exists.
Some of these people are just Dead-Enders, too. Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (Rarvo) 64
Why is no one talking about how this will affect China?
We don't get oil from Iran, but they do. This was a twofer - crack the whip in ME, and the Chinese get stung. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (LWu6U) 65
I have one thing to say. Derka derka jihad.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (aS1PU) 66
Persia's been trying to take over the world for thousands of years. They would do better if not yoked to a religion of pieces. The looney left lack the moral roots to understand you should confront and defeat evil. That is good. Mourning for the death of evil is itself evil.
Posted by: iandeal at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (vgGyZ) 67
I thought the Democrats knew Trump liked to play hide the Suleimani.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (HVW5y) 68
51 If you have a moment, go to youtube and watch the short (15 min.) film called "Regulation," made by some studio called Dust. I am amazed they've let this thing stay on, it's...well, you'll see. Worth your time, promise.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ldmQR) Is that the sci-fi studio Dust? They make a lot of good short films, haven't seen that one Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (Izzlo) 69
That's the Brazilian president, not Bolivian.
And the old 5,000 year-old culture ploy. You'd think a 4,700 year head start would be more effective. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (Boy/L) 70
5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) 71
Geraldo always feels a deep attachment to the people he's had sex with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (Kpl3J) 72
They know he hung gays from cranes, right
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (RzQZM) -------------- Fake news. Seriously, they think it's fake news. Same with tossing homosexuals off the top of buildings.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (iLERM) 74
The new talking point on the left is, this is Trump's "wag the dog" moment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ptqGC) If you listen carefully, you can hear their voice shrinking day by day, while Trump's only gets louder. Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (EI35j) 75
they have the pride of a 5,000 year old culture
Balderdash! Are they proud of their Elemite culture? Their Scythians? Medes? Achaemenids? The Greeks? The Seleucids? Parthia? The Sassanian Empire? The Muslim Conquest? The Mongols? They have had more cultural turnover than MTV. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (yQpMk) 76
For how much longer do they expect the rest of us to care when they do?
Posted by: Ace at 01:41 PM I already don't care. It's terrible to feel completely indifferent to the suffering of fellow Americans especially if they are attacked here at home. But the truth is .... I don't care how many leftist idiots are murdered by the terrorists they love and support. Posted by: Madamemayhem at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (myjNJ) 77
This morning on Fox, the host , Leland Vitter, compared Salami boy to Patton.
Posted by: REDACTED at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (rpxSz) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (zBaqJ) 79
You know what I am glad to see? That the politics stops at the water's edge canard is dead, Jim.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (GbPPJ) 80
WAs that really Ben Rhodes learning of the awesome development in Iraq?
AHAHAHAhaha again! "This was not the way it was supposed to work!" Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (DJFLF) 81
1h
#BREAKING Many reports indicate Iran's Quds Force chief Qasem Soleimani intended to: -kidnap Americans in Baghdad -order proxies to attack U.S. interests, allies in multiple countries -launch a coup in Iraq And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (BqBId) 82
Gotta love the idiots on Joe Scarborough's Twitter feed, saying PDT is ramping up war, and they hope his MAGA supporters will have to send their kids off to serve.
Here's a news flash, commie mouthbreathers, many of us DID see our kids go off to war under Preezy Mincing Ponce, and you guys thought it was just fabulous. Go blow some goats. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC) 83
Having a Drink later with CBD to mourn the Salami.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM (cEsBM) Order some fried salami as an appetizer. I hear it is freshly made. Posted by: tbodie at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (jMD9L) 84
>>I have one thing to say. Derka derka jihad.
The good news is that Traffic flows are returning to normal on BakkaLakkaDakka Street. The evening commute should be unaffected. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (LvgPb) 85
Donald Trump is a paradoxically stabilizing
influence. If something happened to him- that's it. No more elections, no more melting pot, no more elites. Tens of millions would be ready to scour the country and wash the filth out with blood. Posted by: trev006 You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: The Mullahs at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (T6t7i) 86
I prefer my Ben Rhodes' sadness set to REM's "Everybody Hurts".
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (/ZYFC) 87
Someone should tell the Left that Suleimani was very "comfortable" in his car before Trump late term aborted him.
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (EI35j) 88
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The new talking point on the left is, this is Trump's "wag the dog" moment. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ptqGC) ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY KEEP REMINDING EVERYONE OF WHAT NASTY PIECES OF WORK THE PAST DEM PRESIDENTS HAVE BEEN BY TRYING TO TIE PDT TO THEIR WORST FAILURES! I'M LOOKING AT YOU CNN SPECIAL ON BUBBA'S IMPEACHMENT THAT WILL SURELY BE USED TO TAR TRUMP, SOMEHOW, IN BIZZARO WORLD. Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (ymnmz) 89
70 5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) Well, that's where the 5000 year culture is way ahead of you, buddy! They just knew they'd look like a fool if the pants fell on the ground! Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (DJFLF) 90
Seems even David French - yeah, that David French - is calling-out the Donks (half-wit Chris Murphy in particular) for their idiocy. (Twtichy for the low-down)
Posted by: DocJ at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (77WPm) 91
Whether you like Twitter or not, you simply must go look at the new parody account that just appeared:
@Qasam_Soleimani Gold! Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (5kpOR) 92
"Iran is smart and strategic and all over the world."
That's a clever way of stating that they are a terrorist-exporting monstrosity. Half of the Obama administration had direct ties and connections to Iran, good lord. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI) 93
70 5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) They're generally overrated. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR) 94
I already don't care. It's terrible to feel completely indifferent to the suffering of fellow Americans especially if they are attacked here at home. But the truth is .... I don't care how many leftist idiots are murdered by the terrorists they love and support.
Posted by: Madamemayhem at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (myjNJ) ---------------- And, it won't matter how many of them are killed, because it will always be the fault of our government or whatever lunatic right wing plot they attribute all the bad things of the world to.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 95
Revered teen mentor Jeffrey Epstein died unexpectedly in a lower Manhattan historic landmark...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (zBaqJ) At least one of his "friends" had a charity specializing in teen runaways. I'd actually be okay with that woman suffering much more in death then he did. It was uniquely vile. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (uzXua) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (oVJmc) 97
"austere religious scholar"
"revered military leader" washington post sympathizes with terrorists No question. Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." Because he did ... what? What exactly? Have they ever described anyone in the US military in such gushing terms? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (9KTP0) 98
>>they have the pride of a 5,000 year old culture
Iranian culture, or dearth thereof, is barely 50 years old. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (LvgPb) 99
70 5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) made me lol Posted by: haha at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (sI15f) 100
I can't help but think of similar times in my life: that time when the hijackers of the Achiile Lauro were flying on an EgyptAir flight but were intercepted and forced down by our F-14s (shame how that one turned out, thanks Italy, but GREAT effort); the number of times the Libyans got blown out of the sky playing stupid games in the Gulf of Sidra; Op ELDORADO CANYON, Op PRAYING MANTIS, and so on.
If you keep emboldening people by not correcting their behavior promptly, bad things will continue to happen. Occasionally you have to smack some people around. This is what happened in Iraq. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (hER41) Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (iLERM) 102
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Yeah, that's them. This one is libertarian-ish/conservative in it's message. Must've been an accident. Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (ldmQR) 103
otta love the idiots on Joe Scarborough's Twitter feed, saying PDT is ramping up war, and they hope his MAGA supporters will have to send their kids off to serve.
Yes, the "chickenhawk" insult is back. Everything old is new again, except for Helen Thomas. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (6XLoz) 104
Ben Rhodes is just parroting whatever Barry and the Ferret tell him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC) 105
86 I prefer my Ben Rhodes' sadness set to REM's "Everybody Hurts".
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (/ZYFC) I think Disturbed's cover of Sounds of Silence would be perfectamundo for this video. Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (DJFLF) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Z+IKu) 107
If the Iranians bomb say San Francisco the shit would fly.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (HVW5y) 109
looks like it's Salami pizza from Campisi's tonight.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (nFwvY) 110
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: The Mullahs at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (T6t7i) I can't imagine anyone who would consider it an unalloyed good. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (uzXua) 111
He always recycled, even when it was inconvenient.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (m6qV1) 112
I really don't remember all this ree-ing about "retaliation" and "escalation" the day after Obama singlehandedly killed Bin Laden with his bare fists while dressed in an American Flag and singing Toby Keith.
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (EI35j) Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (gfKz+) 114
Patton's poetry was better. And he had a slightly better record of success.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (DY3v8) 115
Elizabeth Borden, Renowned and Praised For Her Skills With Cutlery, Passed Away Yesterday. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (pNxlR) 116
Ah. You can always count on Jerry Rivers. Set your watch by it. Then subtract 12 hours to get the right time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (I2dne) This is why there are no maths on this blog. You should subtract (or add) 24 hours to any Jerry Rivers' comment, because he might be right yesterday and he might conceivably be right tomorrow, but he will never be right today! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (BiNEL) 117
Lol, "Trump serves zionist master" caller gets through to Mark Steyn via Bo Snerdly. LOL.
Hysterical. And he was saying how this is all a lie, Iranians maybe not responsible. These lefties, lol. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (nRWPy) 118
5000 years ... Pfft
Posted by: Xenephone boots at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (RzQZM) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (HVW5y) 120
They have had more cultural turnover than MTV.
Yeah well she's not exactly a top-notch historical genius or anything. She just knows Persia was like, before she was born or something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI) 121
''I think Disturbed's cover of Sounds of Silence would be perfectamundo for this video.''
That's what I was thinking too. Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 01:55 PM (RueoN) 122
Is anybody talking about how Trump's bold, decisive, NECESSARY action is giving hope to Iranian's people, held under the thumb of satanic dictators all these years?
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (DJFLF) 123
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1h #BREAKING Many reports indicate Iran's Quds Force chief Qasem Soleimani intended to: -kidnap Americans in Baghdad -order proxies to attack U.S. interests, allies in multiple countries -launch a coup in Iraq And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (BqBId) Great....here comes the waves and waves of 8 year old Iranian mine field sweepers. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ymnmz) 124
>>And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now.
I bet there is a whole new attitude in Tehran today. It wasn't too long ago that Iran could capture a bunch of US sailors and humiliate them on tv with zero repercussions. They just saw their most valuable military/terror strategist get vaporized and saw Trump basically tell them he will hit back twice as hard instead of sending them pallets of cash to any new provocations. Things like that tend to focus one's attention. They may take a shot. They know they will pay an enormous price and nobody is off limits. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (ZLI7S) 125
Iran may be smart in their retaliation. They may not be. I am not certain which would be worse.
Not smart: Start bombing US-aligned targets, violate Iraq's border, try to kick off a coup in Iraq. This is not smart because the obvious play is destroy all Iranian energy and water infrastructure, blockade them, and starve them. Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (I2dne) 126
103 otta love the idiots on Joe Scarborough's Twitter feed, saying PDT is ramping up war, and they hope his MAGA supporters will have to send their kids off to serve.
Yes, the "chickenhawk" insult is back. Everything old is new again, except for Helen Thomas. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (6XLoz) I might be mistaken but it seems to me DJT has been uniquely respectful of the lives of American servicemen. Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (Uu+Jp) 127
He would leave quarters in the penny dish.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (m6qV1) 128
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." Top General of State-Sponsored Terrorism. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc) 129
Yeah, Iran's culture is younger than I am.
It's so f*cking heartbreaking to see those old photos. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (HVW5y) 130
You know who else was a revered military leader, right?
''''''' Mohammed. Bet you thought I was going to say someone else. Posted by: havildar major at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (jpW6t) 131
''Elizabeth Borden, Renowned and Praised For Her Skills With Cutlery, Passed Away Yesterday.''
LOL Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (RueoN) 132
Thank God I can count on the MSM and the Left in this country to have exactly the wrong take on this. And yes, Donald Trump is precisely the sort of asshole who will remind them of this again and again.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 01:45 PM (wDz+b) I'm at the point that if the MS says PDJT did something great, i'm seriously concerned that it was the wrong thing to do. they have the shit midas touch as well Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8D42x) 133
You wanna buy a rug, see an Iranian. You wanna wack an Iranian, see Donnie Two Scoops.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (C1Lsn) 134
Persia changed it's name to Iran to impress upon the world and one German painter in particular its Aryan roots.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (DY3v8) 135
As soon as the Shareef had cleared the square, they began to wail....
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (qXNVo) 136
Soleimani .. such a military "genius" until the Hellfire missile ruined his day
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (3aI0K) 137
This was the iranian muslim excrement who was in charge of making and installing IED's on roadsides and buildings. Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (iLERM) Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (DJFLF) 139
He always flushed the gas station urinal.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (m6qV1) Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (1g7ch) 141
Qassem Suleimani nominated for Nobel
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc) ftfy Posted by: SturmToddler at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (8D42x) 142
Like anyone here has cause to mock people for not wearing pants
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI) 143
72 Fake news.
Seriously, they think it's fake news. Same with tossing homosexuals off the top of buildings. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (oBfF They seriously assume that the Jihadis only want to kill Christians and nobody else. Because they need to lie to themselves to feel good. Posted by: Allie at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (sm6Pk) 144
Because he did ... what? What exactly? Have they ever described anyone in the US military in such gushing terms?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 01:54 PM (9KTP0) ++++++++++ If they'd been around, the NYT would have been at least as glowing about Benedict Arnold. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (I2dne) 145
Is that a phallus made of American flags? I am not sure whether to salute or look away.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (1CjJc) 146
Was the MFM this gushing over General Lee and the CSA? I think not.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (q1Pj5) 147
He never left his turn signal on.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (m6qV1) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (xfb67) 149
That flag in the Rose McGowan tweet is so fooking infantile. Somebody get her a binkie and change her diapers, please! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (pNxlR) 150
Hello darkness my old friend,
The reaper drone will be the end.... Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (Vd9Tp) 151
Beloved children's clown John Wayne Gacy died earlier today. Gacy, who was active in local Democratic politics..
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (Izzlo) 152
Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder.
This just plays into Trump's hands. Destroying the Iranian Navy and it's Silkworm batteries, down to the last rowboat, is right in our Navy's wheelhouse, so to speak. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (yQpMk) 153
It wasn't too long ago that Iran could capture a bunch of US sailors and humiliate them on tv with zero repercussions.
Yeah they haven't tried pulling that one again. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI) 154
72 They know he hung gays from cranes, right
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (RzQZM) -------------- Fake news. Seriously, they think it's fake news. Same with tossing homosexuals off the top of buildings. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing ____________ So, Lisa, is this what we will be doing when we have a 5,000 year old culture? Oh, and I hope you brought enough gum for everyone. Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (9vQJW) 155
WAs that really Ben Rhodes learning of the awesome development in Iraq?
AHAHAHAhaha again! "This was not the way it was supposed to work!" Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (DJFLF) IIRC, that was from the documentary about election night, you know, the one that was supposed to document the coronation of Her Cankleness. It's when it was apparent Trump was going to stomp her like a bug. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (GbPPJ) 156
>>Is that a phallus made of American flags? I am not sure whether to salute or look away.
Genuflect. The correct answer is : Genuflect Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (LvgPb) 157
If only we'd given Suleyman billions of dollars instead of relocating his colon to the side of the road, he would've been our friend! Our friend! *weeps* Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (q57gj) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (HVW5y) 159
I just learned a few weeks ago that the Pedator drones have all been retired.
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (3aI0K) 160
Fuck him. I hope it hurt.
I think it's fitting he's now a permanent grease stain on Route Irish, where many of my brothers were killed with his handiwork. We should put up a memorial where dogs can come to urinate and shit on his remains. By the way, there are great pictures of his carcass, or what's left of it on Iraqi social media. Even in death he has no balls- or much of anything else for that matter. Shame, really. Maybe the Wapo and NYT can finance a bucket for his coffin. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (3inwt) 161
''And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now. ''
Preparing their pooped stained undies for the wash is more likely. Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (RueoN) 162
What's more, the Shits at the Pentagon and high-ranking officers kept sending troops out on "patrols" day after, night after night making them easy targets for Saleemi's bombs. Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (iLERM) 163
Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend'
Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' https://bit.ly/2QmEy9Q #media #military Never go full-Geraldo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (LZ8xH) ________ According to Geraldo, the only thing that's saving America is the illegal alien invasion from the south and sparks of life like MS-13. Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (RGTnM) 164
81 1h
#BREAKING Many reports indicate Iran's Quds Force chief Qasem Soleimani intended to: -kidnap Americans in Baghdad -order proxies to attack U.S. interests, allies in multiple countries -launch a coup in Iraq And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 01:52 PM (BqBId) This is exactly what I guessed Suleiman would be up to, especially the Coup part. Iraq's political establishment is in a deadlock, but the Militia's could have pushed a takeover and then agreed to an immediate influx of Iranian Revolutionary Guard Troops - but the US Embassy had to be out of the way before that happened. The militia are still strong, but they've been decapitated. The Iranians may desire to react and attack back, but their Command and Control was just blown away. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (Kpl3J) 165
>>Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder.
Take out their one and only refinery and destroy the terminal. If they persist start bombing strategic spots in Tehran. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (ZLI7S) 166
They seriously assume that the Jihadis only want to kill Christians and nobody else.
Because they need to lie to themselves to feel good. Posted by: Allie at January 03, 2020 01:57 PM (sm6Pk) --------------------- And yet, somehow, that nightclub attack in Orlando managed to not dent their shield of smug when it comes to Islam.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Posted by: Barry HUSSEIN Obama at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC) 168
Renowned geneticist Josef Mengele died in Israel today.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (Uu+Jp) 169
Jeffrey Dahmer, Pioneer of Affordable Free-Range Cuisine, Dead at 34.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc) 170
Genghis Khan, Mongolian Horseman and Patriarch, Passes Away Quietly
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (RD7QR) 171
It's a part of me that wants to see Trump in full-on Hyman Roth attitude: V-neck t-shirt, old-man slacks, sitting in a faux-wicker lounger watching a baseball game.
"This is the business we've chosen." Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (QgtlX) 172
I would suck every red white and blue drop from that big fella. Vote for me!!
Posted by: maYOR pETEY bUTTjUICE at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (CLteG) Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (ldmQR) 174
El-Salaami Poetry Slam Violets are blue Roses are red Hey, what's that sound? BOOM! Now I'm dead! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (pNxlR) 175
They just saw their most valuable military/terror strategist get vaporized and saw Trump basically tell them he will hit back twice as hard instead of sending them pallets of cash to any new provocations.
I'm thinking future Iranian military operations will have the same level of smarts and expertise we currently see playing out in the Democrat primaries. And that may actually be an insult to Slow Joe's staff. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (6XLoz) 176
I just am amazed that Trump has managed to get the left to praise Iran, which is basically the very definition of everything they claim to oppose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI) 177
Remember just a few short weeks ago the leftards splooging while singing Christmas carols retrofitted to Merry Impeachmas theme?
Well I wish all yall commies and enemies of the USA a HAPPY NEW SHEAR!! (thinking salami's head was sheared off, hopefully) Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (DJFLF) 178
Well, at least we still have Climate Change to cheer for.
Posted by: Washington Post at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (NVYyb) 179
Does Rose MaWhatever know she's allowed to get the fuck out of here anytime she pleases ?
Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (EOjiY) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (t5m5e) 181
The RQ-1 Predator was the primary remotely piloted aircraft used for
offensive operations by the USAF and the CIA in Afghanistan and the Pakistani tribal areas from 2001 until the introduction of the MQ-9 Reaper Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (3aI0K) 182
Hey, that paleolithic caveman tribe over there is a TEN thousand year old culture! Don't piss them off! Some of their spears have obsidian tips, and that shit is SHARP!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (fK2gX) 183
This just plays into Trump's hands. Destroying the Iranian Navy and it's Silkworm batteries, down to the last rowboat, is right in our Navy's wheelhouse, so to speak.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2020 01:58 PM (yQpMk) ++++++++++ The Iranian Navy could probably be dispatched relatively easily. It comes down to whether closing major trading lanes would be considered justification for taking that action. I think it probably would, but military retaliation to a a blockade would give a lot of ammunition to America's enemies. They wouldn't be right, but they'd make hay with it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (I2dne) 184
World-beating beauty and electricity aficionado Emperor Palpatine dead at 88
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (EI35j) 185
Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend'
Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' -- Remember that time OJ Simpson gave a fundraiser for that local orphanage? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (HVW5y) 186
Ha. I was reading responses in the Reiboi thread from ben rhodes. One guy pipes in with "Ok, Obammer".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: REDACTED at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (rpxSz) 188
Charles Manson, Misunderstood Musician, Philosopher, Youth Group Counselor, Dead At 83.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:01 PM (QgtlX) 189
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Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." Top General of State-Sponsored Terrorism. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc) Hey CBS, how does my ass taste? Posted by: Soleimani's Disembodied Sphicter at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (ymnmz) 190
@Qasam_Soleimani Gold! Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 01:53 PM (5kpOR) Thanks. Very Funny. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (nRWPy) 191
MY 15 yo self playing Risk was more of a military genius compared to Salami Man.
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (Izzlo) 192
We're witnessing the death of the Iran regime and their death throes toward the US. I've been following Iran's involvement in Iraq closely for over a year because I have a significant financial investment there. Iraq is on the cusp of enacting their monetary reforms, which will add value to their currency and allow their markets to open up internationally. It will also provide the HCL law, which pays all Iraqi citizens an oil revenue stipend like Kuwaitis receive. The reforms have been hampered by the Iranian puppets in the Iraqi leadership and parliament, which has perpetuated the ongoing 30% unemployment rate while the corrupt politicians get rich. That's is the backdrop of the situation, and these are the three most important points to know right now: 1) The vast majority of Iraqis support the US strikes against Iranian militias, who have killed over 500 Iraqi protestors and wounded or kidnapped thousands more. Iraqis have been continuously protesting since October to purge their government of the Iranian puppets who facilitate the theft of their oil revenue, so the militias are trying to suppress them. That's also why Iraqi political leaders are lashing out at the US -- not because of Iraqi sovereignty, but to defend Iranian interests. The protests have so far resulted in new elections laws passing, a special election scheduled, and the resignation of the Iran-backed Prime Minister, Abdul Mahdi, who is in office temporarily until the special election. So when Mahdi criticizes Trump, know that the Iraqi people overwhelmingly oppose Mahdi's statements. 2) The theft of Iraqi oil revenue is the only lifeline Iran has under the sanctions, which their religious class has admitted is bankrupting them. Iranian citizens in Iran are still in revolt and burning down banks to support the US efforts to suffocate the regime. When the regime is no longer able to pay their military, the regime will fall. It's getting close. 3) The new election law passed by parliament will discontinue the appointment of Prime Minister candidates by the large Iran-backed political parties, and instead only accept candidates from regional districts (tribes, really), which means the candidates nominated will be anti-Iran and pro US. I predict the next PM will be Abdul-Ghani al-Asadi. All this adds up to REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN. And soon.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (DBPIP) 193
Those Hellfire missiles are magically delicious
Posted by: Qassem Suleimani at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K) 194
And Iran is most likely preparing attacks now.
I wouldn't at all be surprised. What would surprise me is if we didn't know at least something of what they have planned and are ready to deal with it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI) 195
156 >>Is that a phallus made of American flags? I am not sure whether to salute or look away.
Genuflect. The correct answer is : Genuflect Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (LvgPb) If you're Iranian, the correct answer is to Sit On It. (or suck it) Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (Kpl3J) 196
I just learned a few weeks ago that the Pedator drones have all been retired.
Reapers? Not so much. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (Boy/L) 197
72 They know he hung gays from cranes, right
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 01:50 PM (RzQZM) -------------- Fake news. Seriously, they think it's fake news. Same with tossing homosexuals off the top of buildings. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (oBfF maybe they think they can fly Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (JFO2v) 198
180
Lisa Page is half Iranian? Another anti-American Farsi rodent, like Valerie Jarret. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug Hey, I'm 1/16th Iranian too! Posted by: Last week, I was 1/16th Cherokee at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (fK2gX) 199
So by 'austere' and 'revered' they mean dead right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (RVnO7) 200
I don't always know which is which (though it is pretty clear that Tehran Rose is the former and Ben Rhodes is the latter).
________ Heh. So it's Tehran Rose and Tehran Rhodes? I like it ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (RGTnM) 201
The
leader of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps-Quds Forces, General Qassem Soleimani, mocked President Donald Trump on Thursday and warned that if the United States starts war with the Islamic Republic. it would "destroy all that you possess." on Friday, Soleimani had no further comments.. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (zHXTb) 202
Solemani would leave a 20% tip at a Chinese buffet.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (q1Pj5) 203
IIRC, that was from the documentary about election night, you know, the one that was supposed to document the coronation of Her Cankleness.
It's when it was apparent Trump was going to stomp her like a bug. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (GbPPJ) well, prolly has the same reaction today, amirite? Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (DJFLF) 204
As I said the other night, Trump supporters need to increase the Booing of the Journalists at Trump rallies. They haven't gotten the message.
I am so fed up with these frauds. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (+lVUW) 205
A thousand nations of the Persian empire DESCEND upon you! Our hypersonic missiles will blot out the sun!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (/yny8) 206
Take out their one and only refinery and destroy the terminal. If they persist start bombing strategic spots in Tehran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (ZLI7S) +++++++++++++ In the former case of a direct military attack, this is absolutely what should happen. It should probably happen anyway if they get uppity in the naval department, but it's harder to justify. They have more than one refinery, but their energy and water infrastructure is very vulnerable if we have air superiority, and we probably do. They could be sent back to the middle ages in the space of a week or two. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (I2dne) 207
The Persians aren't so tough
Posted by: King Leonidas at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb) Posted by: REDACTED at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (rpxSz) 209
Is that a phallus made of American flags?
-- They even screwed THAT up. The balls are nowhere near big enough. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (H2z6S) 210
He always put his shopping cart in the proper receptacle.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (m6qV1) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (9KTP0) 212
41:Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend' Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people'
Wut? Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (vN4+Q) 213
Did you know he was under a UN travel ban?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (dKiJG) 214
he RQ-1 Predator was the primary remotely piloted aircraft used for offensive operations by the USAF and the CIA in Afghanistan and the Pakistani tribal areas from 2001 until the introduction of the MQ-9 Reaper
At the Evergreen Air and Space Museum in Oregon they have a drone slung from the ceiling (or a replica, not sure which) that is freaking huge. You could put passengers in the dang thing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI) 215
Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix ( Nope. They would lose the islands near the straights and everything they have that floats, in the first 24hrs. Perhaps have to deal with a Baluchi rebellion supported by SOF/USAF within a week. Their best bet is to.turtle up and hope for Biden to pull of a miracle. Posted by: Xenephone boots at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (RzQZM) 216
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Lisa Page is half Iranian? Another anti-American Farsi rodent, like Valerie Jarret. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2020 02:00 PM (t5m5e) Yeah...Bit of an own goal from the smaht set on that one. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (ymnmz) 217
BTW, where is Pres. Bush right now? Isn't he oh so kind to those maimed warriors? You know he hosts ''events'' for them to show how much he cares. Anybody heard from him how grateful he is to PDT for ridding the world of the miner of our brave soldiers?
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (RueoN) 218
Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend'
Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people' The Jerry Rivers who knelt in the sand in Iraq, and drew out the attack plan for the troops he was embedded with? That guy? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC) 219
The Persians are known for getting their ass kicked at Thermopylae.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (xfb67) 220
Take out their one and only refinery and destroy the terminal. If they persist start bombing strategic spots in Tehran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (ZLI7S) Poster on JJSMR says they have more refineries (eleven IIRC). "UPDATE: Commenter Gnu Breed informs me that there are 11 operational refineries in Iran. That said, taking them out would indeed be a near- if not fatal blow to the regime. The remainder of my comments remain." Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (BiNEL) 221
IIRC, that was from the documentary about election night, you know, the one that was supposed to document the coronation of Her Cankleness.
It's when it was apparent Trump was going to stomp her like a bug. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (GbPPJ) Hey, Hillarhoid, so sorry for your loss. I lie. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (9KTP0) 222
Iowahawk suggested on Twitter that Iran should send us pallets of cash to appease our leader. The libs hate when people mention that particular incident.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (6XLoz) 223
Blaster of Ceremonies - a limerick General Suleiman was the "host with the most" Revered from the mountains right down to the coast But just yesterday He was sent on his way Dispatched with a high tech celebrity roast! Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (m45I2) 224
A thousand nations of the Persian empire DESCEND upon you! Our hypersonic missiles will blot out the sun!
"Fighting in the shade is tight!" --US Marine Corps Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI) 225
If we do have to go to war with them, can we at least keep the land and resources this time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Neither Epstein or General Salami killed himself at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (H2z6S) 226
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156 >>Is that a phallus made of American flags? I am not sure whether to salute or look away. Genuflect. The correct answer is : Genuflect Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (LvgPb) I'm glad i didn't miss this. but gotta go. But keep it real. real real. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (RVnO7) 227
212 41:Geraldo Rivera laments strike on U.S. 'friend' Qassem Soleimani, says Quds leader 'saved people'
Wut? Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (vN4+Q) He saved them in large vats of formaldehyde. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (zBaqJ) 228
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"Iran is smart and strategic and all over the world." So move there. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (9KTP0) Like placing assets way up in the the US DOJ and FBI, Lisa? Smaht like that Lisa? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ymnmz) 229
It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake/it knows if you've been Bad or Good, so be good for goodness' sake!
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (u4/yY) 230
225 If we do have to go to war with them, can we at least keep the land and resources this time?
____________________ New Texas has a nice ring to it. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (xfb67) 231
Iowahawk suggested on Twitter that Iran should send us pallets of cash to appease our leader. The libs hate when people mention that particular incident.
--------------- LOL!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (9KTP0) 233
Yep. Iran will attack a left wing city. Let me check the contents of my givafik bag.
Looks like I wont be going to help dig them out. Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (hAdu/) 234
192 We're witnessing the death of the Iran regime and their death throes toward the US. I've been following Iran's involvement in Iraq closely for over a year because I have a significant financial investment there. Iraq is on the cusp of enacting their monetary reforms, which will add value to their currency and allow their markets to open up internationally. It will also provide the HCL law, which pays all Iraqi citizens an oil revenue stipend like Kuwaitis receive. The reforms have been hampered by the Iranian puppets in the Iraqi leadership and parliament, which has perpetuated the ongoing 30% unemployment rate while the corrupt politicians get rich. That's is the backdrop of the situation, and these are the three most important points to know right now: 1) The vast majority of Iraqis support the US strikes against Iranian militias, who have killed over 500 Iraqi protestors and wounded or kidnapped thousands more. Iraqis have been continuously protesting since October to purge their government of the Iranian puppets who facilitate the theft of their oil revenue, so the militias are trying to suppress them. That's also why Iraqi political leaders are lashing out at the US -- not because of Iraqi sovereignty, but to defend Iranian interests. The protests have so far resulted in new elections laws passing, a special election scheduled, and the resignation of the Iran-backed Prime Minister, Abdul Mahdi, who is in office temporarily until the special election. So when Mahdi criticizes Trump, know that the Iraqi people overwhelmingly oppose Mahdi's statements. 2) The theft of Iraqi oil revenue is the only lifeline Iran has under the sanctions, which their religious class has admitted is bankrupting them. Iranian citizens in Iran are still in revolt and burning down banks to support the US efforts to suffocate the regime. When the regime is no longer able to pay their military, the regime will fall. It's getting close. 3) The new election law passed by parliament will discontinue the appointment of Prime Minister candidates by the large Iran-backed political parties, and instead only accept candidates from regional districts (tribes, really), which means the candidates nominated will be anti-Iran and pro US. I predict the next PM will be Abdul-Ghani al-Asadi. All this adds up to REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN. And soon.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr Finally, someone who knows what they're talking about! I don't read newsletters, but I recommend that everyone else read yours. Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (fK2gX) 235
Iran is a pissant country with the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth, when oil prices are high. In the current glut, they might be down to equaling San Diego.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (yQpMk) 236
The libs hate when people mention that particular incident.
I don't think we were ever supposed to know about that, they did it in the dead of night without any announcement. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI) 237
well, prolly has the same reaction today, amirite?
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (DJFLF) Oh yes. If there was ever a time for I'm sorry this is happening to you, this is it. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (GbPPJ) 238
Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder.
Take out their one and only refinery and destroy the terminal. If they persist start bombing strategic spots in Tehran. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 01:59 PM (ZLI7S) The really smart play is for Iran to keep their heads down and full court press for a nuke, while making a large diplomatic push. The problem is they just lost their "guts:" the animating force behind efficient terrorism. And a LOT of high value guys as well. When that happens you can't just go on a tear. Iran got kicked in the balls today, they know it, and the best is yet to come. Our side's got the ball now. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (uzXua) 239
From the pictures I've seen of the site, all they'll have to bury will be his front bumper frame.
That's the thing with all the plastic used in cars today. There's not a lot of metal left after one catches on fire. Sort of pathetic that one pick where the ball of plastic is burning and the only metal is the front bumper. I wonder if he felt anything or was it poof and wondering what he was doing in a room with 72 raisins. Of course he had company on this trip. Can you imagine the conversation between them? Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (Liv96) 240
Man I sure hope the Iranians don't escalate..........said no MSM tool ever.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (ymnmz) 241
"Iran is smart and strategic and all over the world... NOT LIKE EVERYONE SAYS!!!"
- - Fredo Qor leone. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (zBaqJ) 242
80 WAs that really Ben Rhodes learning of the awesome development in Iraq?
AHAHAHAhaha again! "This was not the way it was supposed to work!" Posted by: kallisto No. That footage came after Trump won the election. HEH Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (vN4+Q) 243
Semi late to thread ..... but.... If it hasnt already been mentioned.... blame for ALL of this.... ALL OF IT..... still falls at the feet of ...... Jimmy Fucking Carter. The Antisemite that thought .... thinks..... a Revolutionary Islamic Theocracy was better for Iran and the Middle East than a pro West dictator. EVERYTHING thats gone awry in the middle east is the result of that chicklet toothed country bumpkin making that decision. Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: REDACTED at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (rpxSz) 245
They do realize that when Iran sends terrors squads into the US, they're going to leftwing cities, right?
For how much longer do they expect the rest of us to care when they do? --------------- If they hit Hollywood I'm afraid I might betray my non-caring with a snort. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (xarPm) 246
43 Some of these people are stupid and think it will all be okay if America fails. They do not believe the Pax Americana exists.
Some of these people are stupid and think that they will be in charge of this suzerain when American fails. They hate that the Pax Americana exists. ... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:48 PM (I2dne) If they truly want to see Pax Americana fail, they should start learning Chinese, because they will need it. Posted by: Flyover at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (Rbu5d) 247
Jane D'Oh writes: Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." You know who else was a genius? Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (aKsyK) 248
Trump has the demofasists praising the world's number one sponsor of terrorism today and for the at least the next week.
Is there nothing that Trump cannot do? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (pw+jk) 249
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The new talking point on the left is, this is Trump's "wag the dog" moment. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 01:49 PM (ptqGC That could be, Trump has used a smokescreen before to conceal what else he is doing; however if they think that is for impeachment they need to rethink. That is already a dead letter, Nancy knows it. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (wDz+b) 250
UPDATE: Commenter Gnu Breed informs me that there are 11 operational refineries in Iran.
For now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (9KTP0) 251
George A. Custer, Age 36, Famous For His Perspicacity At Estimating Opposing Forces' Numbers And Deriding the Republican Party For Never Finding "A Hill To Die On", Discovered One For Himself Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (pNxlR) 252
Left old.merc sock on
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (RzQZM) 253
The really smart play is for Iran to keep their heads down and full court press for a nuke, while making a large diplomatic push.
The problem is they just lost their "guts:" the animating force behind efficient terrorism. And a LOT of high value guys as well. When that happens you can't just go on a tear. Iran got kicked in the balls today, they know it, and the best is yet to come. Our side's got the ball now. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (uzXua) ++++++++++++++ The sensible play is to do nothing and hope you don't get shit-stomped by a very angry man with a very powerful military. I fear that Iran is on the wrong side of Smart-----Desperate continuum. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne) Posted by: REDACTED at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (rpxSz) 255
We really need to Green Light the Droning of the new guy, ASAP.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (LvgPb) 256
232 Lisa Page is half Iranian?
So is Soleimani. Now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (9KTP0) Soleimani is now 1/1024th. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (zBaqJ) 257
He once threw his chewing gum out the window, but he thought better of it and went back to look for it.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (m6qV1) 258
From the pictures I've seen of the site, all they'll have to bury will be his front bumper frame.
Well, there was his hand with a ring on it. I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC) 259
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Did you know he was under a UN travel ban? Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (dKiJG) ============= Well, that explains why he was torched. He shouldn't have been at the airport! Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (NVYyb) 260
Lisa Page's mother is Iranian, explains a lot.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (xarPm) 261
5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) More like 3700 years of culture destroyed and then frozen by a 7th century death cult. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (J+mig) 262
Arts and Craft enthusiast Ed Gein passes away at 78.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (Vd9Tp) 263
Jane D'Oh writes:
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." And, he just quit smoking. Only took two fire extinguishers. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (9KTP0) 264
214 he RQ-1 Predator was the primary remotely piloted aircraft used for offensive operations by the USAF and the CIA in Afghanistan and the Pakistani tribal areas from 2001 until the introduction of the MQ-9 Reaper
At the Evergreen Air and Space Museum in Oregon they have a drone slung from the ceiling (or a replica, not sure which) that is freaking huge. You could put passengers in the dang thing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI) That's got to be a Global Hawk, the Predator was fairly small compared to the Global Hawk (130' wingspan to 50' on the Predator) Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo) 265
He's such a genius he went and got hiself killt!
Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (q177U) 266
5 If we do have to go to war with them, can we at least keep the land and resources this time?
**************** And the 10% of the women who are hot as fuck, especially the ones who protest the regime. There was a smoldering gorgeous Iranian protester I remember from a few years back while Obama was busy sucking Irans dick. They shot her in the head. But orange man bad. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (EUxuY) 267
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
Those rocket surgeons failed to state what flavor. Useless, so useless. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (GbPPJ) 268
250 UPDATE: Commenter Gnu Breed informs me that there are 11 operational refineries in Iran.
For now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (9KTP0) If Stuxnet could take out the uranium processors... Just saying. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (zBaqJ) 269
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius."
Yes, he was a modern day Napoleon. Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (kw5n8) 270
OT: Great picture of Schumer with Politico's lead story. Looks like an uptown john who's just been hauled in by Vice.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (QgtlX) 271
New York Times "journalist"/Iranian stooge posted clips of Soul-mani reading poetry! What a sensitive, peaseful guy Trump just slaughtered, huh?!
https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/ status/1212996980051529728 Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh) 272
It is not a mistake that CBS did what it did, after all, the brother of Ben Rhodes runs the CBS news division.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (/odM+) 273
Soleimani's dick was reportedly blown clear of the rest of his remains. No virgins for him!
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (6XLoz) 274
5000 years of culture and still have a hangover from 300 Spartans to 1 Hellfire missile.
Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (0wMcV) 275
'' A thousand nations of the Persian empire DESCEND upon you! Our hypersonic missiles will blot out the sun!
"Fighting in the shade is tight!" --US Marine Corps'' Ok I'm picturing a gorgeous half naked Gerard Butler saying that line with as much emotion as he can put into it. Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (RueoN) 276
I predict the next PM will be Abdul-Ghani al-Asadi. All this adds up to REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN. And soon.
We'll see, but I hope so. They've been kind of on the ropes for years now and the money Obama sent them has run out. If this did happen, Trump will look brilliant by destabilizing and deposing the evil regime, but... I doubt what replaces them, should that take place, would be much better. Its not like they'll suddenly become a diverse, open western democracy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI) 277
Time to take Bibi off the leash with Hezbollah.
Don't forget, Obama killed a huge investigation of Hezbollah that could have done significant damage to them by taking out a big chunk of their funding sources because he didn't want to screw up his appeasement deal. Those days are over. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: John Kerry at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (LvgPb) 279
260 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian, explains a lot.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (xarPm) I briefly dated an Iranian chick. Smoking hot and normal gums. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (2Mnv1) 281
I'm sure the Iranian leaders are talking tough, but, more than likely, they're a bit nervous, because the US didn't hesitate to blow up an enemy and some of his compadres in the middle of an airport runway.
I wonder if Woo Fat took notice?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 282
All the moronbar talk last night was about how yon owner of WaPo lost ten billion in his divorce last year, and is still the richest man in history.
Most of these barmorons are wiped-out divorcees, of course. There is peril in this talk because Bezos now occupies a space in their envy once held by young Don Trump. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (oRpiG) 283
Having a Drink later with CBD to mourn the Salami.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 01:46 PM You know, Bob Dole can help with that... Posted by: Bob Dole at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (9Fb8a) 284
The new talking point on the left is, this is Trump's "wag the dog" moment.
Whereas when the Magic Negro was in public housing, it was "wagu the dog." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (9KTP0) 285
So apparently the new talking point sent out to the leftist Twitter mafia is that we can't believe the Trump Administration intel on Iran, because "remember when Bush lied about WMDs?" So "WMDs" is now "trending" on Twitter.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (Do5/p) 286
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Jane D'Oh writes: Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." You know who else was a genius? Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (aKsyK) Who? Posted by: Adulf Hitner at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (ymnmz) 287
It is not a mistake that CBS did what it did, after all, the brother of Ben Rhodes runs the CBS news division.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (/odM+) Yeah. Ben Rhodes probably wrote the copy for that piece. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (ptqGC) 288
I could go for my own hot Persian babe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (hAdu/) 289
The sensible play is to do nothing and hope you don't get shit-stomped by a very angry man with a very powerful military.
I fear that Iran is on the wrong side of Smart-----Desperate continuum. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne) I wonder. The Iranians might do exactly this, because they know Trump ain't no cuck. But they'll keep pushing for nukes because why not? No one's forcing them to stop and most of the world government is behind them. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (uzXua) 290
I will never fault president Trump for putting America and american interests first. Well done Mr. President. Bravo!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (0OmEj) 291
The Persians are known for getting their ass kicked at Thermopylae. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:04 PM (xfb67) ---- They actually won at Thermopylae. They got their ass kicked at Salimas at sea and Marathon on land. Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (H9cB7) 293
The problem is they just lost their "guts:" the
animating force behind efficient terrorism. And a LOT of high value guys as well. When that happens you can't just go on a tear. Iran got kicked in the balls today, they know it, and the best is yet to come. Our side's got the ball now. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:06 PM (uzXua) Imagine the USN losing Nimitz, Halsey, and Spruance at once. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (wDz+b) 294
Late to the table, and surely already been said... Rose, sweety, you're not a hostage. You can go. Now.
English, do you speak it. Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (mea1Z) 295
279 260 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian, explains a lot.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (xarPm) I briefly dated an Iranian chick. Smoking hot and normal gums. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (zBaqJ) Freddy Mercury was Iranian, she must be related to him Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Izzlo) 296
Its not like they'll suddenly become a diverse, open western democracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI) Let's hope they become diverse. That'll weaken the hell out of them. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (9KTP0) 297
They do realize that when Iran sends terrors squads into the US, they're going to leftwing cities, right?
For how much longer do they expect the rest of us to care when they do? I wouldn't care NOW. They'd be doing our dirty work for us. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (N6MbC) 298
Take this for what it's worth, but an acquaintance with an Iranian source says that three senior commanders in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps ratted out Soleimani's movements to US intelligence. If true, this adds to the idea that Iran is almost bankrupt and the money for the military is drying up. The infighting and maneuvering for a post-theocratic position has already started.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (DBPIP) 299
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
THREE SCOOPS. ESCALATION!!!! Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Boy/L) 300
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So apparently the new talking point sent out to the leftist Twitter mafia is that we can't believe the Trump Administration intel on Iran, because "remember when Bush lied about WMDs?" So "WMDs" is now "trending" on Twitter. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2020 02:09 PM (Do5/p) Jeebus....It's like the back of a shampoo bottle with these guys! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz) 301
>>I could go for my own hot Persian babe.
My Mexican Weather Girl might not approve, but I could house a few Hot Persian Coeds. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (LvgPb) Posted by: Gooshy at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Z+RCx) 303
That's got to be a Global Hawk, the Predator was fairly small compared to the Global Hawk (130' wingspan to 50' on the Predator)
That sounds familiar. They also have a replica U2 which I suspect that something like the global hawk has largely or completely replaced. I love that place, its a treasure house. And of course, it has the Spruce Goose which is unimaginably vast. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI) 304
Well, there was his hand with a ring on it.
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ------------ That should be an exhibit in the war museum. The lines would be phenomenal to see it. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (xarPm) 305
267 CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
Those rocket surgeons failed to state what flavor. Useless, so useless. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (GbPPJ) Tell me it was three scoops. Lie if necessary. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (RD7QR) 306
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius." Der Fuhrer vas a terrific dancer! -Franz Liebkind Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (oVJmc) 307
I'm sure the Iranian leaders are talking tough, but, more than likely, they're a bit nervous, because the US didn't hesitate to blow up an enemy and some of his compadres in the middle of an airport runway.
- They made the same mistake Pelosi and the media made; they thought they were dealing with Barky Noballsa. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (+y/Ru) 308
>>an Iranian source says that three senior commanders in the Islamic
Revolutionary Guard Corps ratted out Soleimani's movements to US intelligence. Office politics, same the world over. You're either networking or you're not working. Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (u4/yY) 309
261, To be fair, the Persians did in themselves by repeatedly trying to rebuild their empire to the West and kept running into the Greeks, Romans, and later the Eastern Roman Empire. The unfortunate thing is that they more or less killed the Eastern Roman Empire at the same time leaving both Persians and the Empire too weak to fight off the Turks and Arabs.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (/odM+) Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (RzQZM) 311
A blogger had a red pill moment.
He mentioned the death of OBL and got castigated for celebrating his death. He was annoyed because he had not celebrated. The same people two years later, when Thatcher died tweeted EG "Ding dong the witch is dead". Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (/yny8) 312
273 Soleimani's dick was reportedly blown clear of the rest of his remains. No virgins for him!
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (6XLoz) That last blow job was a real killer. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (kUmUV) 313
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CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in. THREE SCOOPS. ESCALATION!!!! Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Boy/L) Probably had one of those side by side double cones so he could squeeze two doubles on one cone with little cherries on top. "Hello Melania!" Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (ymnmz) 314
So apparently the new talking point sent out to the leftist Twitter
mafia is that we can't believe the Trump Administration intel on Iran, because "remember when Bush lied about WMDs?" So "WMDs" is now "trending" on Twitter. I'm old enough to remember, uhh, 2 weeks ago when the left was defending the WMDs in Iraq report because of the sacred honor of our intelligence community. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (6XLoz) 315
Charles Manson was a revered singer, guitarist and songwriter!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (H9cB7) 316
Even if the Iranians turtle and do nothing, the sanctions continue to tighten and bite. DJT is not letting them off the hook.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming ... Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (yQpMk) 317
Tell me it was three scoops. Lie if necessary.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (RD7QR) Three scoops, with sprinkles and whipped cream. This is My Truth. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (GbPPJ) 318
285 So apparently the new talking point sent out to the leftist Twitter mafia is that we can't believe the Trump Administration intel on Iran, because "remember when Bush lied about WMDs?" So "WMDs" is now "trending" on Twitter.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton Trends on Twitter = Druids reading squirrel entrails in the fire. Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (vN4+Q) 319
288
I could go for my own hot Persian babe. Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 02:10 PM (hAdu/) Free hot Persian babes! Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (1CjJc) 320
Imagine the USN losing Nimitz, Halsey, and Spruance at once.
Not even remotely comfortable with that comparison. This guy was a military mind in much the same way Himmler was. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (Boy/L) 321
>Well, there was his hand with a ring on it.
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh Nah, wave it like a prop at the SOTU, like Jack Nicholson in "The Departed" Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ) 322
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
Because OMG THE DEPRAVITY OF THAT MAN!!! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc) 323
Ace, CBS went further. Soleimani was not only "revered," but "inspiring" and a "military genius."
Der Fuhrer vas a terrific dancer! - Springtime for Salami and the Caliphate! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (+y/Ru) 324
New Texas has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (xfb67) Texas wouldn't exist without me and my Volunteers. Posted by: Welcome to Crockett Land at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (/LQkF) 325
They actually won at Thermopylae.
Kinda, yeah. But their navy was obliterated and they were so broken and demoralized that they couldn't advance as intended, setting up Marathon. It was so costly a victory that they kinda lost. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI) 326
So you're saying that if the Quds was like the foot, Gen Suleiman was like the big toe.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (DY3v8) 327
They do realize that when Iran sends terrors squads into the US, they're going to leftwing cities, right?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (N6MbC) I mentioned this previously. They're subtly encouraging terror attacks in the US? Do they think the Iranians are going to blow a wheat field or something? Liberal-infested cities are where they would strike. Obviously. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (9KTP0) 328
Nah, wave it like a prop at the SOTU, like Jack Nicholson in "The Departed" Hell, wave the bloody hand around. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (pw+jk) 330
Washington Post: Noted population control enthusiast Pol Pot dies in retirement Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (kw5n8) 331
But was Salami also austere?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (Uu+Jp) 332
Imagine the USN losing Nimitz, Halsey, and Spruance at once.
I love that word. Spruance. Its just so cool sounding. Trends on Twitter = Druids reading squirrel entrails in the fire With someone arranging the entrails into specific patterns behind the scenes. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (9KTP0) 334
Why is it I think that the NYT's obituary for Trump won;t be half as nice as Solemeini's?
An excerpt: But in Iran, many saw him as a larger-than-life hero, particularly within security circles. Anecdotes about his asceticism and quiet charisma joined to create an image of a warrior-philosopher who became the backbone of a nation's defense against a host of enemies. He was close to Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who on Friday issued a statement calling for three days of public mourning and "forceful revenge," in a declaration that amounted to a threat of retaliation against the United States. "His departure to God does not end his path or his mission," he said. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh) 335
MSM: You can't possibly believe that Iran was operating inside Iraq, making secret plans to do nasty shit!
American: But wasn't Suleiman killed because he was inside Iraq, making secret plans to do nasty shit? MSM: Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Curtain! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J) 336
>>I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron.
Posted by: Jane D'oh A bauble for Mrs. Trump. Or give it to the Vatican for laffs. Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (QgtlX) 337
304 Well, there was his hand with a ring on it.
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ------------ That should be an exhibit in the war museum. The lines would be phenomenal to see it. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (xarPm) We don't have a museum of American military history. The service branches have their own museums (the Army still hasn't finished theirs yet), and there's museums to different wars, but no overall military history museum, though there should be. Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (Izzlo) 338
>>And the 10% of the women who are hot as fuck,
>>But crazy high maintenance I went to college with an Iranian babe. Hotter than the sun but you had to be THIS rich to get on that ride. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S) 339
Imagine the USN losing Nimitz, Halsey, and Spruance at once.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (wDz+b) If Gary Brecher was right and carrier killer missiles can actually perform as advertised, now's the time Iran needs to break them out. But it's super hard to kill a carrier, even if you can hit it. Iran's options, according to conventional wisdom, would at best be ineffective. Closing Hormuz would hurt them far more than America. And bombing the NY subway? LOL, we are so scared of that. "Mahmoud, our plan to detonate a dirty bomb in DC succeeded! The Americans are... sending us fruit baskets? Uh, wtf?" Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (uzXua) 340
"......No Abdul, the American's will never see it coming......wait whats that bright streak in the sky........?"
Posted by: Soleimani's Disembodied Sphicter at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (q1Pj5) 342
@Qasam_Soleimani
Stop asking me to find politicians you dislike down here. I still can't even find one of my nuts. Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (5kpOR) 343
Imagine the USN losing Nimitz, Halsey, and Spruance at once.
Posted by: Mikey NTH We would have recovered in 4hrs. Maybe less, I'm sure they had trained their staff and subordinates well. Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:16 PM (RzQZM) 344
"His departure to God does not end his path or his mission," he said.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh) He didn't depart "to God", and actually, yes it did. To Both. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:16 PM (Kpl3J) 345
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Give it to Adam Schiff. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:16 PM (9KTP0) 346
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in
Compared to Obama who was heroically photoshopped into the war room at the White House to not watch Bin Laden get taken down. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:16 PM (KZzsI) 347
Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers,
LOLOLOL How the fuck are they going to do that with a pair of speedboats and a few AK's? Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 02:17 PM (sxq57) 348
5000 years of culture and they never came up with pants.
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY) More like 3700 years of culture destroyed and then frozen by a 7th century death cult. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (J+mig) ----------------- They might have invented pants if Islam didn't declare them haram. Let's face it, breathing is haram to that lot. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:17 PM (xarPm) 349
@Qasam_Soleimani
Stop asking me to find politicians you dislike down here. I still can't even find one of my nuts. Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (5kpOR) "That Adolf guy won't shut up!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:17 PM (9KTP0) 350
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Posted by: Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 02:17 PM (EI35j) 351
342 @Qasam_Soleimani
Stop asking me to find politicians you dislike down here. I still can't even find one of my nuts. Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (5kpOR) LMAO... Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 02:17 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (EI35j) 353
Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (DBPIP)
Your Son's show was the most underrated and I still miss it. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (5kpOR) 355
337 304 Well, there was his hand with a ring on it.
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC) I want that hand to be preserved with the ring on it and then placed on the end of a Scepter. And then Trump can hold it and point at Pelosi with it during the SOTU address. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (Kpl3J) 356
325 They actually won at Thermopylae.
Kinda, yeah. But their navy was obliterated and they were so broken and demoralized that they couldn't advance as intended, setting up Marathon. It was so costly a victory that they kinda lost. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI) It slowed them down sufficiently. Posted by: Someguy at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (9PapW) 357
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
Those rocket surgeons failed to state what flavor. Useless, so useless. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (GbPPJ) ------------- Two scoops, I hope. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (xarPm) 358
If Gary Brecher was right and carrier killer missiles can actually perform as advertised, now's the time Iran needs to break them out. But it's super hard to kill a carrier, even if you can hit it. Iran's options, according to conventional wisdom, would at best be ineffective. Closing Hormuz would hurt them far more than America. And bombing the NY subway? LOL, we are so scared of that.
They could bounce the turds in SF. Probably not a bad public health measure, come to think of it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (9KTP0) 359
Testing... my posting was rejected a "spam"?
Funny I dont feel like a Russian bot. Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (koNhm) 360
>>344
"His departure to God does not end his path or his mission," he said. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh) "True, but if he does not complete his timecard and submit it to Payroll by 1500 today, he will not be paid for this time period. Payroll does not play." Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (QgtlX) 361
If Gary Brecher was right and carrier killer missiles can actually perform as advertised, now's the time Iran needs to break them out.
Their super missiles are every bit as deadly as the Republican Guard and those kickass Chinese anti-missile weapons! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI) 362
A bauble for Mrs. Trump. Or give it to the Vatican for laffs.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (QgtlX) Bite your tongue! Current "Pope" will canonize it and I"ll have to start praying novenas to St. Salami Hand. Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (DJFLF) 363
Kinda, yeah. But their navy was obliterated and they were so broken and demoralized that they couldn't advance as intended, setting up Marathon. It was so costly a victory that they kinda lost.
I think that Marathon was 10 years earlier. You are thinking of the Battle of Plataea. Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (yQpMk) 364
@Qasam_Soleimani
Hey @khamenei_ir you think you can send my last paycheck through direct deposit? I don't have a solid mailing address at the moment. Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:19 PM (5kpOR) 365
Tucker Carlson's inner idiot makes an appearance. You know he's always in there, bouncing around, waiting for his moment.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:19 PM (H8QX8) 366
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh)
Who needs Syrup of Ipecac when you have that shit? Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:19 PM (EI35j) 367
but no overall military history museum, though there should be.
Posted by: josephistan We build one everytime we project more power halfway around the globe than the next three powers could scratch together to defend their own capitals. Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:19 PM (RzQZM) Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (JUwQB) 369
"Dear St. Salami Hand,
I come to you with humility and devotion to ask you to please get Lisa Page, disgraced FBI agent, to please smile closed mouth only from now on." Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (DJFLF) 370
How the fuck are they going to do that with a pair of speedboats and a few AK's?
Well, first you put Erika Eleniak in a big birthday cake... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI) 371
I'm surprised the MFM hasn't shown pictures of Soleimani when he was 8 years old or his high school graduation picture and let us know he was an honor roll student who was turning his life around and aspiring rapper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (kw5n8) 372
Killing Iranian terrorists is not who we are as Americans.
Posted by: Mullah Bahree at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (koNhm) 373
His departure to God does not end his path or his mission
Pretty sure it does. Unless you guys are angling on a Ghost Hunters episode. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (Boy/L) 374
I like how all the experts on Iranian Military and geopolitical influence come out of the woodwork when 72 hours ago those same assholes could not spell Suleimani let alone know who he was. Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (8XRCm) 375
245 They do realize that when Iran sends terrors squads into the US, they're going to leftwing cities, right?
I would advise them to avoid Texas cities. Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (nFwvY) 376
Well, there was his hand with a ring on it.
I want that ring presented to Trump, who will give it to Barron. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ------------ That should be an exhibit in the war museum. The lines would be phenomenal to see it. Posted by: Decaf Leave it on the hand. Drop in a jar of formaldehyde. Then display it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (7/YOc) 377
Trump had the left defending rat infestations now this...
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (KNsKs) 378
Jeebus....It's like the back of a shampoo bottle with these guys!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz) --- Except they just do a lot of lathering and repeating. Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (Eicbe) Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (m45I2) 380
340 "......No Abdul, the American's will never see it coming......wait whats that bright streak in the sky........?"
Posted by: Soleimani's Disembodied Sphicter at January 03, 2020 02:15 PM (ymnmz) Imagine the fun you could have flying a drone around over the head of Soleimani's successor. Just a little one, not too high, so he's not sure whether it's a little one that's low, or a big one, that's high. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo) 381
Noted pilot, religious philosopher & father of two Darth Vader died today...
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (Izzlo) 382
>>He didn't depart "to God", and actually, yes it did. To Both.
I like the part where they said he was in charge of defending his country -- a defense that somehow required him to actively sow terror throughout the ME for decades. That's a helluva way to defend your borders, eh? Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh) 383
If Gary Brecher was right and carrier killer missiles can actually perform as advertised, now's the time Iran needs to break them out.
And that would be the end of them. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (Boy/L) 384
Trump is trying to clean up the messes left by every other president:
Iran -- Jimmy Carter's mess The economy -- Obama's mess North Korea - Truman's mess The welfare state --Johnson's mess China - Nixon's mess ...so many messes! Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (fK2gX) 385
353 Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (DBPIP)
Your Son's show was the most underrated and I still miss it. You can purchase the complete series on DVD at amazon... Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (sxq57) 386
Apparently there weren't enough body parts of the Generalissimo left to fall out of his coffin as adoring crowds uulated.
Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (0x00j) 387
A Phyrric victory.
Posted by: JAS at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (R0nQm) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (sxq57) 390
They actually won at Thermopylae.
Kinda, yeah. But their navy was obliterated and they were so broken and demoralized that they couldn't advance as intended, setting up Marathon. It was so costly a victory that they kinda lost. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI) It slowed them down sufficiently. Posted by: Someguy Less slowed them down than aggro'd the Greeks. Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (RzQZM) 391
I think that Marathon was 10 years earlier. You are thinking of the Battle of Plataea.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (yQpMk) ----- Gramps is correct. Thats what I get for relying on my edumacation rather than googling shit to show how wicked smaht I am.... Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (8XRCm) 392
I'd guess a lot of Iranian upper eschelon are having their assistants answer their cell phones about now.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (koNhm) 393
365 Tucker Carlson's inner idiot makes an appearance. You know he's always in there, bouncing around, waiting for his moment.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:19 PM (H8QX I like Carson a lot, but like Rand Paul he's always leaned Libertarian. And all Libertarians fall apart and get stupid whenever Foreign Affairs come up, and the use of Military Force. Libertarians want us to live in a world where Military Force would never, ever be required in any situation. Well we don't. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (Kpl3J) 394
Smart: Seal the Straits of Hormuz, impound any foreign carriers, disrupt the oil markets, demand moderate concessions on which they could then cheat. This is harder, because direct in-kind retaliation is harder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2020 01:56 PM (I2dne) If you mean oil carriers, that would quickly lose sympathy from the knee-jerk Hate America crowd once the gas and heating costs go up in Europe. If you mean aircraft carriers, the entire Iranian Navy would be exploring the sea bottom if it tried to pick a fight with a single carrier battlegroup. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (J+mig) 395
It is astonishing to see supposed adults with no sense of any historical perspective or knowledge base to draw upon opining and lecturing to those of us who do.
Their ignorance is coupled with the attention span of a goldfish. F 'em. Stupid bastards. Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (xE5n0) 396
Remember: these are the same people who ran the full-page "General Betray-Us" smear ad. About an American general.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (FZ+1t) 397
232 Lisa Page is half Iranian?
So is Soleimani. Now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:05 PM (9KTP0) Huh. Persians are, in general, a beautiful people. What happened, I wonder. Posted by: Flyover at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (Rbu5d) Posted by: Moki at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (mFoNl) 399
Rat infestations? Hell, Trump had the Dims defending MS-13.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (H9cB7) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (YqDXo) 401
Just an FYI the Air Force Museum in Dayton is free, I have visited many times the old Air Force One's are worth the visit alone, and you can see where LBJ got sworn in and the Dent from Kennedy's coffin.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (dKiJG) 402
Trump's the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (u4/yY) 403
They could bounce the turds in SF. Probably not a bad public health measure, come to think of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (9KTP0) "Oh come on! You told me they worshipped the gays and this would break their spirits!" "That was my impression from watching Bravo." "THE FUCK KIND OF TERRORIST ARE YOU?! Our popularity is now at 25% over there!" "Maybe we could run for President? I mean, you wouldn't even be the candidate that hated America the most..." "... all right, file the papers." Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (uzXua) 404
''I want that ring presented to Trump,..
********** And then give Iran the finger.'' Hold it up at his next rally and point to the news creeps in the back. Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (RueoN) 405
Suleiman could audition for the Hollywood reboot of The Addams Family. I have the perfect role in mind.
*ponders...* Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (m45I2) 406
Yes, he was a modern day Napoleon.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 02:08 PM (kw5n Napoleon Blown-apart Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (EI35j) 407
>>I'm surprised the MFM hasn't shown pictures of Soleimani when he was 8
years old or his high school graduation picture and let us know he was an honor roll student who was turning his life around and aspiring rapper Reading poetry while soft music plays in the background with dramatic lighting fit the bill? Scroll down on this account and you shall see it: https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi She writes for the NYT, by the way. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (bDqIh) 408
Apparently there weren't enough body parts of the Generalissimo left to fall out of his coffin as adoring crowds uulated. Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (0x00j) A MOAB dropped on the mourners would serve as a gentle reminder to behave. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC) 409
Libertarians want us to live in a world where Military Force would never, ever be required in any situation. Well we don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (Kpl3J) That realization is what caused me to fall off the libertarian turnip truck. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (1CjJc) 410
Reminds me of the ending to Sometimes a Great Notion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (+y/Ru) 411
Soleimani - Hey, they have cute fuzzy critters down here. A squirrel, a panda, a chickadee, and a few more. They are walking towards me.
The Woodland Critters - What up, yo. Your new. Solemani - Why yes, I just...hey...what...OMG!!! THEY'RE RAPING ME!!! OHHH ALLAAHHH!! IT HURRTTTSSS!!! The Woodland Critters - BLOOD ORGY!! BLOOD ORGY!! Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (vN4+Q) Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (/669Q) 413
If we're going by Highlander rules (which we should), this means that Trump is now a revered leader and great military genius.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (KUaJL) 414
Suleimani used to be part Persian. Now there are no parts left.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (Eicbe) 415
And that would be the end of them.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:21 PM (Boy/L) You'd think so. I don't know, though. Lots of room to doubt even Trump could get away with that. Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (uzXua) 416
@Qasam_Soleimani
Why the fuck are all the virgins down here men? Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:18 PM (5kpOR) There are many great guys here, so don't feel as if you have to meet everyone. Here's Lonnie, Kurt, Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney, and Clayton. Well don't be shy about helping yourself to the punch and cookies! Posted by: Mephistopheles at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (q1Pj5) 417
392
I'd guess a lot of Iranian upper eschelon are having their assistants answer their cell phones about now. Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (koNhm) HEY Achmed, wanna get that, but take it outside...I'm trying to take a dump here. Posted by: Soleimani's Disembodied Sphicter at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (ymnmz) 418
Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights:
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI) 419
A MOAB dropped on the mourners would serve as a gentle reminder to behave.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC) Just need someone to shout, "Look out, a drone!" Hilarity would ensue. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (1CjJc) 420
OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (RzQZM) 422
i already own the box set, love Bruce Campbell anything he's in is fun and entertaining.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (dKiJG) 423
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." ======= That's full on delusional. Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (zae6G) 424
en Rhodes: "Did we mean to do this?" Where to even begin. Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (/669Q) ------ Remind that we seemed to have run out of our supply of Swiss Francs. We had to come up with another stratagem. Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (8XRCm) 425
Leave it on the hand. Drop in a jar of formaldehyde. Then display it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (7/YOc) Make a pen holder out of it for the POTUS desk. Posted by: Roland THTG at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (88+cf) Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (H9cB7) 427
420 OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Whoopi Rape Rape. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (zBaqJ) 428
Libertarians want us to live in a world where Military Force would never, ever be required in any situation. Well we don't.
A lot of ideologies are great for a mythical place where people are sinless and noble. Communism would work fine for a society of absolutely selfless, holy, and generous citizens, for example. You know, the kind only one man has ever been in the history of the world. A Democratic Republic works best with good people but can limp along and function with humans as they are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI) 429
OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Leonardo DiCrappio Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (EI35j) 430
"418 Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights:"
Fuck that windbag. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (H8QX8) 431
A terrorists finger, holding a ring > A baby's arm, holding an apple.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (H9cB7) 432
425
Leave it on the hand. Drop in a jar of formaldehyde. Then display it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (7/YOc) Make a pen holder out of it for the POTUS desk. Posted by: Roland THTG at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (88+cf) Bronze it and use it as the imperial pimp hand. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (1CjJc) 433
Ben Rhodes either needed to be beaten up more as a child, or was beaten up too often. One or the other.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (koNhm) 434
390
They actually won at Thermopylae. Kinda, yeah. But their navy was obliterated and they were so broken and demoralized that they couldn't advance as intended, setting up Marathon. It was so costly a victory that they kinda lost. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI) It slowed them down sufficiently. Posted by: Someguy Less slowed them down than aggro'd the Greeks. Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 02:22 PM (RzQZM) Marathon was a raid against Athens years earlier. Thermopylae was a delaying action in the invasion. Salamis was the naval fight outside of Athens after Thermopylae. Due to the loss of naval control and unable to protect the supply convoys most of the Persian army withdrew from Greece. The next year the remaining Persian force was defeated at Plataea. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (wDz+b) 435
429 OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Leonardo DiCrappio Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (EI35j) I think George Clooney Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: General Suleimani DOA at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (pw+jk) 437
317 Tell me it was three scoops. Lie if necessary.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:12 PM (RD7QR) Three scoops, with sprinkles and whipped cream. This is My Truth. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:13 PM (GbPPJ) BRB Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (RD7QR) 438
I may have to watch The View on Monday, to watch the hair-on-fire hilarity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC) 439
Well, I used "So sorry for your loss" as condolences for two Dem. congressmen in my local news rag internet site. Surprisingly, so far it's still there. Seems "So sorry for your loss" is popular. Which I cribbed of course. The person that said in a comment in a previous post today is correct, it will be new new "Learn to code".
Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (VYwSh) 440
i already own the box set, love Bruce Campbell anything he's in is fun and entertaining.
Sadly, any show he is the lead in seems to be loved and get great critical review, but not many viewers. Ash vs the Evil Dead was lots of fun too. I don't know why he doesn't pull in the eyeballs better, he's always entertaining. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI) 441
CNN is reporting that Trump was eating ice cream when news of the strike came in.
- Tell it to the hand. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (RueoN) 443
401 Just an FYI the Air Force Museum in Dayton is free, I have visited many times the old Air Force One's are worth the visit alone, and you can see where LBJ got sworn in and the Dent from Kennedy's coffin.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:23 PM (dKiJG) I was last there when the AF1s & the experimental aircraft were in the hangers on the other side of the base, now they got their own display hangars in the main complex Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Izzlo) 444
Ben Rhodes: "Did we mean to do this?"
I'm sorry for your loss, Ben. "Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." Which genius said this? Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (vN4+Q) 445
Most immigrants of Lisa Page's mom's age consider themselves Persian, as they supported the Kingdom and not the Islamic Iranian regime. That's why they left Iran to find a better life elsewhere. Living under a Shah wasn't wonderful but it was comparatively more liberal than things are today.
Posted by: Leland at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (IG4sd) 446
A lot of ideologies are great for a mythical place where people are sinless and noble. Communism would work fine for a society of absolutely selfless, holy, and generous citizens, for example. You know, the kind only one man has ever been in the history of the world. A Democratic Republic works best with good people but can limp along and function with humans as they are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI) Communism still has an information problem. You can't communicate how much needs to be made in a large and complex economy without price signals. The information problem is arguably harder than the morality problem. Posted by: Someguy at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (9PapW) 447
Seems "So sorry for your loss" is popular.
Yep. I get a lot of likes when I use that one. "You seem nice" does well, too. Lots of non-'rons get it. Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (H9cB7) 448
As bad as the news gets, this place keeps me grounded with your collective knowledge and experience, not to mention the laughter inspired by your wit. Except you. You know who you are.
Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (0x00j) 449
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:20 PM (7/YOc)
Make a pen holder out of it for the POTUS desk. Posted by: Roland THTG at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (88+cf) Bronze it and use it as the imperial pimp hand. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 02:28 PM (1CjJc) I could use it! Posted by: The Craw at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (ymnmz) 450
OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) The Hellfire missile will be portrayed by Brian Dennehy. Posted by: Roland THTG at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (88+cf) 451
Ben Rhodes either needed to be beaten up more as a child, or was beaten up too often. One or the other.
I think most of the obama administration was made up of people who got a lot of swirlies in their youth and were damned determined to make every one pay. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (H9cB7) 453
418 Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights:
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI) Molyneaux is an odd, odd duck. Writes tweets about female beauty causing confusion in mens' pants or something. Probably a crypto-Muslim, now that I think of it. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (RD7QR) 454
Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights:
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Whatta dumbass. That statement is 2 AOC's. When they took our embassy during Carter, that was an act of war. The sad fact that we didn't glass their ass doesn't negate that. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (7/YOc) 455
My name is Diggler. Derka Derka Diggler.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (kfm/V) 456
Lol, if Iranians can claim "5000 years of culture," we Americans can claim 12,000 years
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (FZ+1t) 457
Communism still has an information problem. You can't communicate how much needs to be made in a large and complex economy without price signals.
Yeah it would have to be in local application only, small communities. Rural ones, too, there's too much specialization and centralization of resources in a city to be full volunteer. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI) 458
>>435
429 OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Kal Penn. Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (QgtlX) 459
I may have to watch The View on Monday, to watch the hair-on-fire hilarity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC) -------- I don't know how you do it, Jane. I can't watch any of that stuff. I'd have to go on blood pressure medication. Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (/669Q) 460
192----Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:02 PM (DBPIP)
--------------------------------- Very informative. Thanks! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (M/9m0) 461
427 420 OK, so what chick will portray Soleimani in the Hollywood story of his life, which they're probably furiously writing right now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 02:26 PM (YqDXo) Whoopi Rape Rape. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:27 PM (zBaqJ) Rebel Wilson. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (Kpl3J) 462
If the Iranians had any sense of their 5000 year old roots they would throw their Islamic captors into he gutter - they hold onto a projection of greatness via the greatness of Cyrus that would be ridiculed if done in Greece for Alexander. Page is an idiot
Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (xceTB) 463
If I were in the Secret Service, I wouldn't let ValJar within exploding grenade distance of President Trump.
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (ba1uq) 464
If Twitter goes after "sorry for your loss," try "thoughts and prayers."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC) 465
Reinhard Heydrich was a "revered" and "inspiring" leader, too.
Posted by: mjc at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (Pg+x7) 466
Is there any doubt the SOTU will be lit AF?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (CLteG) 467
I like when Chris "Mr. Reagan" Kohls does his epic YouTube takedowns of The View. I wish he had time to do more of them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (H9cB7) 468
Whatta dumbass. That statement is 2 AOC's.
When they took our embassy during Carter, that was an act of war. The sad fact that we didn't glass their ass doesn't negate that. === clearly he is not counting their own war against ...themselves . . . Posted by: zombie Shah, bitter at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (RLC6/) 469
This dreadful event will be seen not as the end of Trump but the beginning of end of Trump.
My wife is so upset that she is refusing a Bull Servicing.... but I still have a couple on speed dial. Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (pw+jk) 470
454
Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights: "Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Whatta dumbass. That statement is 2 AOC's. When they took our embassy during Carter, that was an act of war. The sad fact that we didn't glass their ass doesn't negate that. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (7/YOc) I know right! Posted by: Iranian National Soccer Team at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (ymnmz) 471
I think was called the Hot Gate where these Aliens were hunting the earth rebel leader and they threatened to blow up the cities and the Leader was like go ahead they are the One's that are cooperating with you so go ahead.
The US had surrendered and the Liberals were upset that the people in the Country weren't surrendering. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (dKiJG) 472
466 Is there any doubt the SOTU will be lit AF?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2020 02:33 PM (CLteG) Must watch TV. Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (a0IVu) 473
>>456
Lol, if Iranians can claim "5000 years of culture,"sosted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (FZ+1t) ...and 47 years of 7-11 management. It's a marathon, not a sprint, khomeinis. Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (QgtlX) 474
58 They know he hung gays from cranes, right
Posted by: Jean Well, we have to get them to the roof somehow and as a sensitive, poetic type of humanitarian, I thought it kinder than making them walk up all those stairs. Posted by: Revered Zombie Soleimani DA 1977 at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (kfcYC) 475
I think most of the obama administration was made up of people who got a lot of swirlies in their youth and were damned determined to make every one pay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI) ---------- I remember them pouring into town after the 2008 election, and then watching the idiotic things that were said and done. I said to my husband that our country is being run by frat boys. Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (/669Q) 476
Suleimani is a "revered military genius" and it's just good journalistic practice to note so.
However, noting that Robert E. Lee was a military genius revered by many makes you a bigot. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (wCmLp) 477
The media seems unable to resist the temptation to act like idiots. Is it possible they actually are idiots?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (Uu+Jp) 478
... though there's no video of heydrich reciting poetry.
Posted by: mjc at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (Pg+x7) 479
Two scoops motherfuckers!
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353538/ Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (KNsKs) 480
Whatta dumbass. That statement is 2 AOC's. When they took our embassy during Carter, that was an act of war. The sad fact that we didn't glass their ass doesn't negate that. Posted by: rickb223 at J He's also forgetting the Iran/Iraq war, as well as the proxy wars against a number of Gulf and Levant countries via Hezbollah. Posted by: Moki at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (mFoNl) Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (ikxxu) 482
445 Most immigrants of Lisa Page's mom's age consider themselves Persian, as they supported the Kingdom and not the Islamic Iranian regime."
Reza Pahlavi and his family, the eldest son of the last Shah, lives in Bethesda, Maryland. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J) 483
I may have to watch The View on Monday, to watch the hair-on-fire hilarity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC) -------- I don't know how you do it, Jane. I can't watch any of that stuff. I'd have to go on blood pressure medication. Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (/669Q) Just the first couple of minutes. Whoopi and Joy will beclown themselves, and Meggie Mac and Jon Huntsman's daughter will most likely agree. I see there's a petition to remove Meggie Mac from The View, and replace her with "conservative" Ana Navarro. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (ptqGC) 484
"Anecdotes about his asceticism and quiet charisma joined to
create an image of a warrior-philosopher who became the backbone of a nation's defense against a host of enemies." -------------- NYT is saying that Iran is not the enemy, the American people are. Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (xarPm) 485
I think most of the obama administration was made up of people who got a lot of swirlies in their youth and were damned determined to make every one pay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI) The Obama Administration is what happens when you populate the WH with grad students. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (wCmLp) 486
The Hellfire missile will be portrayed by Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (88+cf) === My money is on Dennehy as the airport. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (pw+jk) 487
466 Feel the force flow through you.....will be awesome
Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (xceTB) 488
Bruce Campbell was great in Burn Notice too. For 3-4 seasons till it kinda jumped the shark.
Yeah he needs to find another role like that, a sidekick or something that gives him steady work and lots of screen time. That was a very fun show for a while, then it got just dumb. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI) 489
If Lisa Page is supposedly Persian then where are the fantastic ta tas?
Riddle me that Batman. Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (koNhm) 490
463
If I were in the Secret Service, I wouldn't let ValJar within exploding grenade distance of President Trump. Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2020 02:32 PM (ba1uq) PDT should cruise the Kalorama Queen's compound and make the driver of US1 honk the horn an sh1t. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (ymnmz) 491
479 Two scoops motherfuckers!
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353538/ Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (KNsKs) He really was eating ice cream? Lololol.. Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (a0IVu) 492
I remember them pouring into town after the 2008 election, and then watching the idiotic things that were said and done. I said to my husband that our country is being run by frat boys.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (/669Q) --------------- I was in Vegas election night. It was unreal, people were celebrating, etc. Las Vegas, of all places.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 493
My Mexican Weather Girl might not approve, but I could house a few Hot Persian Coeds.
They would have to get past the Ukrainian models first. Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (ba1uq) Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (QgtlX) 495
I want that ring presented to Trump
Give it to Adam Schiff. Do you happen to recall the one that Malcolm McDowell wore in "Caligula"? I want Schiff to ... have it like that. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (oRpiG) 496
77 This morning on Fox, the host , Leland Vitter, compared Salami boy to Patton.
Posted by: REDACTED Well they did both die in car "accidents". Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (kfcYC) 497
I remember them pouring into town after the 2008
election, and then watching the idiotic things that were said and done. I said to my husband that our country is being run by frat boys. Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:34 PM (/669Q) I remember WH staffers being photographed playing beer pong. The media was in loooooove. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC) 498
Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for
torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights: "Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor The alt-right's response has been disappointing, but not that surprising. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (wCmLp) 499
see there's a petition to remove Meggie Mac from The View, and replace her with "conservative" Ana Navarro.
===== Well we can't have them BOTH on the show, the floors won't take it. Posted by: The View, structural engineer at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (zae6G) 500
There are a reasonable number of voters who literally only see and hear Trump once a year. At the SOTU. They pay no other attention, have no idea what's going on, and don't particularly care. But they are curious to hear from the man himself. Trump knows this and plans accordingly.
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (EI35j) Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (aR6C/) 502
"Anecdotes about his asceticism and quiet charisma joined to
create an image of a warrior-philosopher who became the backbone of a nation's defense against a host of enemies." --- I didn't need to know what sucking a dead guy's cock sounded like. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 02:37 PM (KUaJL) 503
The Obama Administration is what happens when you populate the WH with grad students.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (wCmLp) Beer pong politics Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (q1Pj5) 504
Yeah he needs to find another role like that, a sidekick or something that gives him steady work and lots of screen time. That was a very fun show for a while, then it got just dumb. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI) --------------- Yeah, I can see it's heading that way. I'm watching it on Prime, by the way. Still, though, nice mindless entertainment with plenty of cars blowing up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 505
Trump is trying to clean up the messes left by every other president:
Iran -- Jimmy Carter's mess The economy -- Obama's mess North Korea - Truman's mess The welfare state --Johnson's mess China - Nixon's mess ...so many messes! 9/11 -- BJ Cliton's fault for not getting UBL when he had the chance. Presidents - we sure know how to pick 'em, don't we? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (HaL55) 506
Sullyman was inspirational. He inspired Trump to put a Hellfire Missile up his poop chute.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (IGq3i) 507
Stephan Molyneux goes the extra mile to defend a nation infamous for torturing and killing feminists and homosexuals, exporting terrorism, and savagely destroying civil rights:
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 Iran." https://preview.tinyurl.com/s7w2fm4 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Whatta dumbass. That statement is 2 AOC's. When they took our embassy during Carter, that was an act of war. The sad fact that we didn't glass their ass doesn't negate that. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:31 PM (7/YOc) Imagine living in a country that never took embassy staff hostage for over a year. United States. Maybe someone should tweet that to him. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (N6MbC) Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (aR6C/) 509
Yeah he needs to find another role like that, a sidekick or something that gives him steady work and lots of screen time. That was a very fun show for a while, then it got just dumb. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI) The whole "Michael is trying to get back into being a spy, but is faced with yet another shadowy organization which it turns out was pulling the strings of the last shadowy organization" got to be too much. See also: Chuck. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (wCmLp) 510
494 >>Meggie Mac
I'll bet she makes a good sammich. Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (QgtlX) More a hoagie, really. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (JFO2v) 512
Nood
Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (9vQJW) 513
General Quanni, appointed to the position held by the revered military genius, will now retire to his safe house in Zurich.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (C1Lsn) 514
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946
Iran." Which genius said this? Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:30 PM (vN4+Q) What war did they start in 1946? Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (KZzsI) 516
I was last there when the AF1s & the experimental aircraft were in the hangers on the other side of the base, now they got their own display hangars in the main complex Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 02:29 PM ( The Volunteer said that they have room for the 747 when that gets retired, they would have to move things around but it would fit. I took my Son to see the Last of the Doolittle Raiders for the 75 celebration. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (dKiJG) 517
The Catch for David French is he's a neocon interventionist, and pretty much every interventionist has a hard on for war with Iran.
There are very good military reasons why we have never gone to war with Iran and most of them are Logistics, and the way PDT has been handling it has been as good as anyone or better. And most of that, French has been against. But warheads on foreheads? That makes old Frenchy hard. Posted by: FrozenTech at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (IXw8E) 518
Are we handing out sweeties to all of the children around the embassy in celebration yet?
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (2Mnv1) 519
If you're below a certain age, there was never a Berlin Wall.Trying to explain how shocking it's fall was - to someone who never saw it - is near impossible.
This feels similar. i remember 1979. And i remember the other crap Iran has pulled over the years. it almost felt as permanent as the wall. Iran never pays a price for their actions. That's just The Way Things Are. The youngn's have no idea how much this means. Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (hbHx/) 520
Call down to the kitchen for a third scoop.
Posted by: Cool Muther Trumpinator at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (r+sAi) 521
I'll bet she makes a good sammich.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:36 PM (QgtlX) The trick is getting it away from her after she's made it.... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (IttZ7) 522
The Obama Administration is what happens when you populate the WH with grad students.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (wCmLp) Beer pong politics Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (q1Pj5) If the Iranians do hit our cities, just remind the Democrat scum in your life that the Subhuman Mongrel said it was necessary to absorb some losses. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (N6MbC) 523
>>I see there's a petition to remove Meggie Mac from The View, and replace her with "conservative" Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Meggie Msc probably is getting too close to the weight limit on the stage. Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (2cuLk) 524
The biggest existential threat to our country are mouth breathing retards like Ben Rhodes, the window licking media and Hollywood, who largely rents a brain with a second grade education to each other.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (3inwt) 525
Nanzi weighs in.
Nancy Pelosi@SpeakerPelosi American leaders' highest priority is to protect American lives and interests. But we cannot put the lives of American servicemembers, diplomats and others further at risk by engaging in provocative and disproportionate actions. - "Disportionate"? Don't you mean "dismemberment" ? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (+y/Ru) 526
Remember this.
>>In the aftermath of the 2012 Benghazi attack that killed four Americans, Defense Intelligence Agency Director Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn tasked the intelligence community for information on Iran's involvement in the attack. https://tinyurl.com/wqmuox8 Trump's Benghazi indeed. Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (ZLI7S) 527
The media seems unable to resist the temptation to act like idiots. Is it possible they actually are idiots?
There's a very high likelihood that presstitutes are all well below the average IQ. They aspire to be idiots, as that would be a big step up in intelligence for them. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (HaL55) 528
Ben Rhodes really seems to put out, as if his failed novelist ass was the actual designer of Obama's Iran policy.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x) 529
"Imaging living in a country that hasn't started a war since 1946 They've been waging continual war since 1979. But keep parsing those definitions, Stephan. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (oVJmc) 530
AOC Nood (no not that one)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (IttZ7) 531
Ok. What is a proportional response to someone killing 600 Americans? What would you have done if you were the one in charge?
Too bad Democrats live a totally fake scripted life and never have to face the simplest questions for the things they do and bullshit they spew. Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (EI35j) 532
Operation Vengeance was the name of the fighter mission that killed Admiral Yamamoto.
Posted by: setnaffa at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (p8xtY) 533
"Anecdotes about his asceticism and quiet charisma joined to create an image of a warrior-philosopher who became the backbone of a
nation's defense against a host of enemies." They're making him sound like the Muslim version of St Ignatius of Loyola. He wasn't that. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (WI7YS) 534
Zombie: An addendum to my synopsis at comment 192: Marco Rubio just stated that Soleimani arrived in Iraq to plot a coup. This is very good news, since it reveals Iran's desperation. Iran is fully dependent on stealing from Iraq instead of relying on their own domestic product. The coup intention also reveals that the Iraqi protesters own the real power in Iraq, who are morally allied with the US. If Iran had to plot a coup, it means Iran cannot endure the upcoming special elections that will conclusively purge all Iranian influence from the GOI (Government of Iraq). Again, it all adds up to the Iranian theocracy falling within months. There will be no major escalation. You can't have WW3 when one side is already in stage 4 of terminal illness.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (DBPIP) 535
https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi
She writes for the NYT, by the way. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:24 PM (bDqIh) --------------- Does NYT employ any Americans? Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (xarPm) 536
This piece of dog excrement told Iraqis that the way to take care of their demonstrators was to shut down the internet and then slaughter the people.
"That's what we did in Iran." Unsurprising words from an evil bastard with such...dead...eyes. Posted by: RobertM at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (Yy8Ag) 537
Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera
======= Look who blinked. Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (skRxm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (kWYrU) 539
Lost in the news-heavy day, & probably already posted, but nonetheless...
RAS has Trump JA at 50/50 today. (And that was all before the so-called general assumed room temperature, after he cooled down). That would be a reelect # on steroids, if it holds. That's also 4 points better than Shit Midas on the corresponding date in 2011, btw. Now, if only they nominate Sanders! We might get our country back. P.S. What is the DEMs' favorite band? The Jeremy Corbin Experience. Trump won in 2016 with 46.1% of the vote. Posted by: mnw at January 03, 2020 03:03 PM (Cssks) 540
343- Your conclusions were all wrong Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly.
Posted by: MarkoRaimius at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (dLkkp) 541
I love the MOABs,
I love the JDAMs too. I love the Hellfire, That made you smoking goo. Boom dee ahda, Boom dee ahda, Boom dee ahda, Boom dee ahda. You'll get the virgins,Your moongod promised you.But will you praise him,As they are porking you?Boom dee ahda, Boom dee ahda,Boom dee arsehole, Boom dee ahda. Posted by: Lurker Extraordinaire at January 03, 2020 03:37 PM (MfR/g) 542
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Liberal are flying their impeachment boners at half mast today in a show of sadness and mourning for their blowed up comrade. Posted by: Mongo at January 03, 2020 03:53 PM (pHl8P) 543
Lisa Page
@NatSecLisa 7h Good riddance, but also God help us. My mother emigrated from Iran in her 20s, to forge a better life for herself. 1/ ______________________________ *OHHhhhhhh* Now I get it. Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 03, 2020 04:13 PM (w+Ped) Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 03, 2020 04:38 PM (kWwYr) 545
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Posted by: Tmitsss at January 03, 2020 05:23 PM (xNI6N) 546
So has the Washington Compost forgoten about Sept 11th 2001 so quickly? Yeah this liberal rag needs a little reminder
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