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Talking About Campus Sexual Assault, Sundown Joe Biden Asserts That Sexual Assault Was Created by "Our English Jurisprudential Culture, Our Western Culture"

It's weird how our culture is entirely European/English for purposes of everything bad, but a glorious tapestry of diverse hues and rainbows when we're talking about Apollo 11.

So there you go. White people invented r***, Sundown Joe avers, which is why we must change "our culture," which he means to be our English/European culture.

And only that one. The one that's the whipping boy for the Intersectional Royalty.



Sundown Joe is also vowing to ban plastic bags nationwide:



Posted by: Ace at 06:58 PM




Comments

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1 BOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 07:00 PM (q177U)

2 What an idiot

Posted by: Jwmiii at January 03, 2020 07:00 PM (ii2y5)

3 I got the others.

Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 07:00 PM (q177U)

4 This will not be a successful thread. I don't think anyone can really concentrate on anything other than what PDT is going to do next.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (RueoN)

5
Fox just broke another strike in Iraq.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (nw6Hr)

6 Fucking white people, the only thing they're good at is building countries the rest of the world wants in to.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (p9Acv)

7

Prediction:

In 12 hours or less, Fake News will tell us tale after tale of poor, sad Iranian-Americans in fear of their lives. These people are our neighbors, our doctors, our teachers!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (BnM7P)

8 Wait, Biden is taking credit for rape? I did not see that coming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:02 PM (1CjJc)

9 4 This will not be a successful thread. I don't think anyone can really concentrate on anything other than what PDT is going to do next.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (RueoN)
5
Fox just broke another strike in Iraq.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (nw6Hr)

*cough*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:02 PM (xPJvm)

10 Joe Biden says that he agrees 100% on a nationwide ban on plastic bags
***

Can we get a ban on liberals instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:02 PM (WdocV)

11 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

12 If you put a plastic bag over Biden's head, there would be no change.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (ufFY8)

13 I'm so old, no joke, that I remember having to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.

Fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (7/YOc)

14
I'll bet my house and left nut that a major fake news outlet will do an expose on an Iranian-American family "living in fear" and "receiving death threats" and "questioning the American dream."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (BnM7P)

15 How many strikes so far?

3?

Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (q177U)

16 Joe Biden says that he agrees "100%" on a nationwide ban on plastic bags

There's no need to drag Hillary in to this.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

17 I predicted Tulsi would go full-return for Iran.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (/yny8)

18 Let me get this straight. Muslim men who raped women in their home countries come to places like "Sweden" and "Germany," then rape "Swedish" and "German" women, and this is the fault of Western Society?


Is this what Dementia Joe is saying?



Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (UmCSQ)

19 In 12 hours or less, Fake News will tell us tale after tale of poor, sad
Iranian-Americans in fear of their lives. These people are our
neighbors, our doctors, our teachers!

***

Something like 20% of Mexico's citizens are here in the US - I wonder what the percentage is for Iranians.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (WdocV)

20 I wonder if his handlers have microchipped the senile old fool.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

21

Joe Biden says that he agrees "100%" on a nationwide ban on plastic bags

How you gonna pick up all that hobo poop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

22 He has the brain function of a turnip.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (KNsKs)

23 So, Russia is still officially listed as an American ally. And yet, all sorts of brainless people tweet about "giving aid and comfort to the enemy".

Iran is a long declared enemy, and the press is holding wakes for Iranian terrorists, which is closer to giving "aid and comfort" to a militarily-engaged foe.

Libs can't get ANYTHING right.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (Eicbe)

24 I agree to a 100% national ban on senile corruptocrats.

Posted by: DeForest St. James MacEllsworth at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (OKp8N)

25 This will not be a successful thread. I don't think anyone can really concentrate on anything other than what PDT is going to do next.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (RueoN)
5
Fox just broke another strike in Iraq.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (nw6Hr)

*cough*
Posted by: Pug Mahon


That Supreme General didn't last long.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (7/YOc)

26 I'll bet my house and left nut that a major fake news outlet will do an
expose on an Iranian-American family "living in fear" and "receiving
death threats" and "questioning the American dream."



Local news is already interviewing them an will have them on the 11pm news. If they have not already been on the 6pm news. The best clips will go to the news agencies. Guaranteed.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (UmCSQ)

27 Breaking: At least six Iranian "militia" dead in airstrike today. Is it the Sixth Day of Trumpmas already?

Fire up the skull!!!!

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (uEbPt)

28 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (4e+hS)

29 I am against all plastic. Bags, of course, but thats just for starters. Plastic tricycles too. Kids should walk. No plastic bowls or bottles! Coal miners can make those things once we close the coal mines. I have a hand-carved plastic plate my son Hunter made me in a rehab shop class, and its one of my favorite possessions. No plastic!

Posted by: Choey Paste Eater at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb)

30 4
This will not be a successful thread. I don't think anyone can really
concentrate on anything other than what PDT is going to do next.

Posted by: Tuna


No sh***, Sherlock

Posted by: Quds Force at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

31 Errr......s***

Posted by: Quds Force at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

32 Is anyone watching or listening to these people? Fucking crazy town on the loose

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (xceTB)

33 How you gonna pick up all that hobo poop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (aKsyK)
---
The clean end.

Posted by: Biden Time 2020! at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Eicbe)

34 I know it's hard to believe, but the dems are going to nominate this guy to be a presidential candidate. Absurdity is no stranger to the Democrat party.

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

35 It is easy to make news with Slow Joe, because he will answer "yeah, sure" to just about anything.

Obama to SCOTUS? Yeah sure

Republican as running mate? Yeah sure

Ban all plastic bags? Yeah sure

Hell he even did it when they were calling him a pedophile.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

36 13
I'm so old, no joke, that I remember having to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.



Fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:03 PM (7/YOc)

Is it too much to ask the lazy earf to get off the couch and save itself?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

37 I was correct. Conversation already drifting back to last night's boom boom.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (RueoN)

38 Besides democracy and computers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (4e+hS)

39 Save the trees, choose plastic over paper! So many years and years of bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (K22Va)

40 Joe acts like someone held plastic bag over his head too long. Gees. Retard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (VqhL9)

41

No one is this obtuse.

STFU dad.

Posted by: Hunter nepotism Biden at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Pgcou)

42 >>Sundown Joe is also vowing to ban plastic bags nationwide:


Where will I poop?

Posted by: RBG at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (XdNYq)

43

Speaking of tuna...

earlier today I asked a semi-serious question: Has anyone ever made Tuna with Tartar Sauce instead of mayo?

Well? Shirley someone here has done this crazy thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (BnM7P)

44 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?


Plunder?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

45 37
I was correct. Conversation already drifting back to last night's boom boom.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (RueoN)


No, tonight's boom boom.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (ufFY8)

46

Plastic people. Oh baby, now you're such a drag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

47 It is easy to make news with Slow Joe, because he will answer "yeah, sure" to just about anything.

Posted by: blaster

Did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure"?

Posted by: Vermont State Trooper at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (SfYbS)

48 Is this what Dementia Joe is saying?

Let's ask him. Oh wait, he doesn't know either.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (T6t7i)

49 Doesn't anyone care enough about Hairy Legs to tell him it's over? He must not have any real friends.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (vGJY7)

50 >>I'm so old, no joke, that I remember having to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.


They both burn just fine.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (XdNYq)

51 White people are terrible, but every brown person on Earth wants to live where white people run things.

Posted by: Blago at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (sjTfF)

52 He has the brain function of a turnip.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (KNsKs)

It's like an incredibly old, shitty, badly maintained car. Most of the warning lights on the dash are permanently on, there are weird squeaks and scraping noises you can't identify, the engine randomly shuts off for no reason and you know it's only a matter of time before a piston goes through the side of the engine block and that'll be that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (U7voe)

53 27 Breaking: At least six Iranian "militia" dead in airstrike today. Is it the Sixth Day of Trumpmas already?

Is this the same one with Shubul al-Zaidi?

Or is this a new one.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)

54 A nation of LIVs led by donkeys.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (M0u+N)

55 Marie Harf told me the Iranian Quds force is mostly composed of unemployed men desperate to give their families a better life.

We should help!

Posted by: Choey Paste Eater at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (NVYyb)

56 Is anyone watching or listening to these people? Fucking crazy town on the loose

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (xceTB)
---
Tucker also showed how the majority of them are campaigning for "cashless bail".

Which in NYC translate into: you can't hold the lady who slapped an Orthodox Jew back, so you have to out her back on the street to slap more Orthodox Jews.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)

57
Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?


Plunder?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins


The women glow

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

58 So, Russia is still officially listed as an American ally. And yet, all
sorts of brainless people tweet about "giving aid and comfort to the
enemy".

***

I remember when they warned Obama about the Boston bombers and he ignored them....

Odd thing for an "enemy" to do isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (WdocV)

59 Crazy Uncle Joe never saw a Koran he didn't like I guesd

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

60 46

Plastic people. Oh baby, now you're such a drag.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

My plastic fantastic lover.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (bCLt0)

61 28
Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (4e+hS)

Rape, free internet porn, McDonalds, and rape.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (1CjJc)

62 Did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure"?
Posted by: Vermont State Trooper at January 03, 2020 07:06 PM (SfYbS)

Meow stop that!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (xPJvm)

63 Western culture not only invented rape, but it also invented rape-rape!

Posted by: RKae at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (qCglz)

64
Save the trees, choose plastic over paper! So many years and years of bullshit.


Yep. Paper bad, plastic good. Then plastic bad.


It's fake science. One month a thing is bad (coffee, chocolate, high fat diets) and then next month, OMG, it's good!!

Repeat as needed.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (UmCSQ)

65 When Sundown Joe gets his colostomy, he's going to find paper bags most unsatisfactory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (LxWV7)

66 Ooops. Wrong thred.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (M0u+N)

67 Slow Joe throwing sh:t at the wall and hopefully it sticks with the believers of moloch

Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (Eu98u)

68
Breaking: At least six Iranian "militia" dead in airstrike today.

This sure sounds like a wedding party to us.

Posted by: AP at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (BnM7P)

69
Is it too much to ask the lazy earf to get off the couch and save itself?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)


Shes too busy trying to kill us with acts of God.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (VqhL9)

70 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?



Vaccines?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (7/YOc)

71 If Biden does get the nomination, will the dems be hoisted by their own retard?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (SfYbS)

72 Might be the same strike, but it's just breaking. Have not named the "high ranking" official that will now need the Smoking Section.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (uEbPt)

73 35
It is easy to make news with Slow Joe, because he will answer "yeah, sure" to just about anything.


Me: Mr. Biden, should we make rockets out of large African herbivores?
Biden: Yeah, sure.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

74 >>Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?

Well those, and maybe space travel, but that's it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

75 I would like to meet these superhuman white folks who seem to be able to invent everything under the sun and keep all the darker folks under their thumb per Joe Sundowner.

It reminds me of the Super Jews who Hitler said were so superior to the germans that they controlled everything but the germans were too stupid and untalented to even realize it without him to point it out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (Z+IKu)

76 Or is this a new one.

---------

New one.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (nw6Hr)

77 It will be an awesome joke if Biden gets the nomination. He'll say literally anything you put on the 'prompter!

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (6XZdO)

78
Is "colonel" vindman still a colonel?
How did a shit like that get elevated to colonel?

Posted by: AP at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (BnM7P)

79 Earf!
Earf!
Earf!
Fresh earf here!

Posted by: Not monty python at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Pgcou)

80 >>My plastic fantastic lover.


Mind control
IBM
Scinece is mankind's brother

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (XdNYq)

81 The science says you have to re-use the "reusable" bags 30,000 times to make them "more environmentally friendly" then the nominally single use bags - which generally get re-used anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WdocV)

82 If you put a plastic bag over Biden's head, there would be no change.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


It's true.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (M0u+N)

83 I so want Biden to be the nominee. The debates against Trump will be lit AF.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

84
Here's a fuller clip. He's talking about campus rape. I'll let folks argue in the replies as to their thoughts now.



I heard some slurring and then something about a song nominated for an Academy Award. None of it made an ounce of sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (0R3dy)

85 Looks like Biden's been standing on his oxygen tube again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (j3npP)

86 Let me keep plastic bags and let's just ban democrats. They've clearly gone completely mad.

Posted by: DaveM at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WWC3Y)

87 Visiting CA, you can't imagine how annoying their ban is. They have to charge you for a plastic bag (the store can't eat it) i

Even in deep blue CA, I doubt this is truly "popular" with the electorate.

Posted by: Blago at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (sjTfF)

88 poor old pandering fool is a nasty piece of shit

Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (nFwvY)

89 I love lamp.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

90 I would like to meet these superhuman white folks who seem to be able to invent everything under the sun and keep all the darker folks under their thumb per Joe Sundowner.

---

Except Asians. We can't seem to keep them down.

We're trying, though! Some colleges have quotas on how many are allowed in.

Posted by: RKae at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (qCglz)

91 Is this the same one with Shubul al-Zaidi?

Or is this a new one.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)


We're gonna need a longer spreadsheet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (BiNEL)

92 How did a shit like that get elevated to colonel?

___

being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Posted by: Col Vindmann at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (WdocV)

93 Trump could debate Biden and just cede his time to his opponent and let him go. He'd win in a walk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (JcW7S)

94 Extra crispy

@NewsTaizpost

A trusted source from the PMU told me that the reason of the conflicting news about the identity of those who were killed in Al-Taji strike is that the corpses are fully charred.
#Baghdad #Iraq

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Trump is going on strike.


Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (M0u+N)

96 Rape, free internet porn, McDonalds, and rape.

You said rape twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

97 Old Man Biden babbling about plastic bags while Trump takes out the world's top terrorists.

Gosh, how will I decide to vote?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (COzlW)

98 58 So, Russia is still officially listed as an American ally. And yet, all sorts of brainless people tweet about "giving aid and comfort to the enemy".

THANK YOU. I note that often. At least one or two battlefields on this planet where we are allied with Russia. Don't know why everyone is declaring them the enemy.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)

99 Any car moving at high velocity, weaving in and out of traffic, with 10 dudes stuffed inside, and 5 more and a goat tied to the roof, towards Iran - that car ought to get a visit from a Hellfire.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (8AONa)

100 > These people are our neighbors, our doctors, our teachers!

Yeah, and most of them are here in the first place because the Iranian thug government wanted to murder them.

But you'll never hear that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (CF5ek)

101
Is this the same one with Shubul al-Zaidi?

Or is this a new one.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)


Is Trump eating ice cream?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (VqhL9)

102 For the records plastic bags taste much worse then paste. At least the good paste brands.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (WdocV)

103 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?
Vaccines?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (7/YOc)


Electricity?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL)

104 Plastic Bag!
What a drag!

Posted by: 70s Peter Gabriel at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (Eicbe)

105 >>A trusted source from the PMU told me that the reason of the conflicting news about the identity of those who were killed in Al-Taji strike is that the corpses are fully charred.


BLACKENED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=2&v=DU_ggFovJNo&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: METALLICA at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (XdNYq)

106 With virtually every college under the rule of Leftism for 50 years how come they still have supposedly sexual assault problems?

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)

107 THANK YOU. I note that often. At least one or two battlefields on this
planet where we are allied with Russia. Don't know why everyone is
declaring them the enemy.

***

The leftist turn around on Russia (they loved them in 2012) seems to have occurred when Russia banned gay adoption...


Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (WdocV)

108 Is Trump eating ice cream?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (VqhL9)

A giant sundae with sparklers stuck in it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:12 PM (xPJvm)

109 Extra crispy

@NewsTaizpost

A trusted source from the PMU told me that the reason of the conflicting news about the identity of those who were killed in Al-Taji strike is that the corpses are fully charred.
#Baghdad #Iraq
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM

Forget about the KFC fried chicken log. I want to buy a Jihadi fried log from Walmart for $18.99. Funnily enough, they smell like pork!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (COzlW)

110 The media is busy defending Slow Joe saying people have taken him out of context about our "culcha" being a European one.

Cancel culture was about to go family style on him, the defense is he only said it so he could say it was a bad thing.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (ZfRYq)

111 > hopefully it sticks with the believers of moloch

He could say the sun was made out of toe jam and belly-button lint, and it wouldn't matter, as long as he promised to keep murdering babies legal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (CF5ek)

112 And yet the NeverTrumpers still go on about how Biden's a "Moderate".

Posted by: Surfperch at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (tVQUs)

113 Is Trump eating ice cream?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (VqhL9)
---
Covfefe Cold Brew

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Eicbe)

114 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?

----------

Air conditioning

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (nw6Hr)

115 With virtually every college under the rule of Leftism for 50 years how come they still have supposedly sexual assault problems?
___

Because we like rape?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (WdocV)

116 Electricity?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Well, sure, that goes without saying, but that's it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (4e+hS)

117 The ref shoulda called that! The goalie had a damn horse in his pocket!

I like snow

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

118 Earlier Mr Ace (owner of this blog, get snarked)

Used phoney bologna and clown world in such a vanaculor fashion that it gave me a vision.

Hillary accidentally hangs herself with a Water Wiggle.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (kfm/V)

119 Since we're past 100, here is some metal to kill terrorists by.

Sabaton-- Panzer Battalion (which is actually about Americans)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ

Judas Priest-- Hell Patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BzLvFawauA

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (U7voe)

120 Heh, me to AOC on Twitter: "Sorry for your loss"

Angry leftist in response: "That's getting really old!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

121 Reports of new missile strikes in Baghdad, and another couple of high-level assholes dead......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (jjaLl)

122 If Biden is the nominee people will want a political mercy rule established.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (NVYyb)

123 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?
------
The airplane.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

124 They say the French invented blow jobs.

So that's another one.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (M0u+N)

125
Okay, to summarize:






Strike 1 was at the airport,
yesterday/last night.



Strike 2 was in Taji north of Baghdad,
an hour or so ago.






This is my understanding of the action
so far.






Right?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (ufFY8)

126 Heh, me to AOC on Twitter: "Sorry for your loss"

Angry leftist in response: "That's getting really old!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)
---
"Sorry that happened to you."

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (Eicbe)

127 BRING BACK THE BOMB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Fh2detY-o&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: GWAR at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (XdNYq)

128 General Jack is about the only ex-military I like to hear on Fox. I'll bet he advises Trump.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (K22Va)

129 > How did a shit like that get elevated to colonel?

You'll be stunned to hear that he made Light Colonel under Obama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (CF5ek)

130 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Heh, me to AOC on Twitter: "Sorry for your loss"

Angry leftist in response: "That's getting really old!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

"So is your endlessly defending psychopathic Muslims."

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (U7voe)

132 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?

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Separate sewer and water systems.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2020 07:15 PM (ABjxW)

133 Can I comment if I'm taking a bath?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (VqhL9)

134 The plastic bag thing is almost comical.


The left decided we needed to "recycle" plastic bags because....err...it isn't clear why - recycling plastic is a dirty, dirty business.


So...the left shipped the bags to China....which recycled them by throwing them in the ocean.

Now, because China filled the Pacific with plastic *we* have to stop using plastic. Amazing...no?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (WdocV)

135 Pretty sure the Persians invented beejers, another reason to free them from the imams.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (UfRqq)

136 A trusted source from the PMU told me that the reason of the conflicting news about the identity of those who were killed in Al-Taji strike is that the corpses are fully charred.
#Baghdad #Iraq
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

Goatraper al carbon. Yummy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (LxWV7)

137 Well this is all fun and games with the robust economy and record low unemployment, but I just wonder when DJT will realize that the things that matter most to average American families are climate change and the personal pronouns of the LGBTs?

Posted by: Crusader at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (ewSN2)

138 89 I love lamp.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

It's like a game where you just randomly drag the player to a point in the video and get a quick burst of potato head in action.

*click* That's what we did we sat around with lamp shades on our heads and put those plastic thingies on shoe laces and we were glad to do it to help out Mom who'd only eaten crushed up clam shells her whole life she was that poor *click*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (j3npP)

139 Angry leftist in response: "That's getting really old!"

-------------

Oooooooooo....... BURN!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (nw6Hr)

140 Since we're past 100, here is some metal to kill terrorists by.



Sabaton-- Panzer Battalion (which is actually about Americans)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ



Judas Priest-- Hell Patrol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BzLvFawauA

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:13 PM (U7voe)


2 great choices.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (9Om/r)

141 Since we're past 100, here is some metal to kill terrorists by.

Fucking Hostile! - Pantera

Throwing Down - Exodus

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (xPJvm)

142 Let me recapitulate...

Posted by: Obowmao at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (Eicbe)

143 Is your dog still in the Navy? Because I could really go for some bananas right about now.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)

144 Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?
------
The airplane.
Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

I've heard the car bomb was invented in Ireland.

What? The Arabs appropriated the shit outta that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (U7voe)

145 Biden doesn't have a damn clue what he's talking about. He just spews liberal / leftist answers for every question. He has no intention of following through on anything.

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

146 84

I heard some slurring and then something about a song nominated for an Academy Award. None of it made an ounce of sense


Made me laugh so hard I have actual tears running down my face.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (Pgcou)

147 I'm just really amused by the pretend outrage over the killing of a dude who LITERALLY THREW GAY PEOPLE OFF ROOFS, because Orange Man Bad.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (CF5ek)

148 Nice looking gals wrasslin in mud and jello?

Posted by: Things invented by white people for 200 Alex at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (/LQkF)

149 Reports of new missile strikes in Baghdad, and another couple of high-level assholes dead......
___

DC NEXT PLEASE!

Posted by: Obligatory at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (WdocV)

150 O5 is as far as that sack of shit goes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (Vd9Tp)

151 "That's getting really old!"


You know who's not getting old?

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (Tnijr)

152 >>> Let me keep plastic bags and let's just ban democrats. They've clearly gone completely mad.

Obviously these people do not have to pick up their own pet poop, that is the best final use of the plastic grocery bag. (And I use the bags several times before that point. Just like I refill single use water bottles and drink from them many times before I finally toss them.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (hvf9s)

153 This is starting to look like a lot more than taking out a few terrorists.

@Global_Mil_Info

#FLASH: USS Bataan (LHD-5) and embarked 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit has been redirected to the Middle East. Morocco joint exercise was scrapped - USNI

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

154 Trump has a hankering for BBQuds.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (COzlW)

155 You know who's not getting old?
Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (Tnijr)
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Hitler, because he's rotting in the ground.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:17 PM (Eicbe)

156 The airplane.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

And 'motorboating'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (VqhL9)

157 ''Besides rape, what have white people ever done for us?
Vaccines?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:08 PM (7/YOc)

Electricity?''

Clean running water? Toilets? Supermarkets?

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (RueoN)

158 A trusted source from the PMU told me that the reason of the conflicting news about the identity of those who were killed in Al-Taji strike is that the corpses are fully charred.
#Baghdad #Iraq
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! ARE YOU RETARDED, YOU FUCKING FUCK? I CLEARLY SAID MEDIUM RARE!!!!

Posted by: Gordon Ramsey at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (U7voe)

159 Stronger humans (usually men) have been forcing sex on weaker humans (usually women, sometimes boys or girls) since we jumped out of the trees, or climbed out of the primordial ooze, or jumped off the alien spaceship, or however one chooses to believe we came to exist on planet earth.

White people didn't invent rape. We just named it, and outlawed it. Rape has been going on everywhere on this planet for as long as there have been humans here, and it will likely continue to go on for as long as there are humans remaining here. And that is true no matter what we call it, or how many laws we pass against it. It's just a fact of life.

Kinda like the fact that Slow Joe will always be stupid and corrupt, and his son Hunter will always be a crackhead whore-monger and crook.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (k4dH2)

160 Marie Harf told me the Iranian Quds force is mostly composed of unemployed men desperate to give their families a better life.
====

She's a fucking idiot.

It disgusts me that she held a job in a presidential administration. Stupid bitch.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (JcXHH)

161 Morocco joint exercise was scrapped


Morocco is a fake Hollywood country. Like Grand Fenwick and Belgium.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

162 Hitler is mort?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (M0u+N)

163 I read that troops in Kuwait have picked up the POMCUS stocks and headed toward Iraq.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (ZfRYq)

164 I hate hoarding, but if Joe becomes POTUS I'm going to start hoarding plastic bags before the ban. I already did that with lightbulbs.

Someone should ask him about banning baby and adult diapers... to save the planet.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (wiXsO)

165
Morocco is a fake Hollywood country. Like Grand Fenwick and Belgium.


And Delaware.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (M0u+N)

166
Pretty sure the Persians invented beejers, another reason to free them from the imams.
___

Close...but no cigar

Posted by: Enkidu fan of the sacred prostitutes of Uruk at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (WdocV)

167 "White people didn't invent rape. "

Pretty sure that was us. E E EEE E EEE

Posted by: the Dolphins at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

168 > Sabaton-- Panzer Battalion (which is actually about Americans)

I recommend this amateur vid for their song "Winged Hussars". Much Muslim ass-kicking in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWkrQQly6xU

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (CF5ek)

169 And New England.

Posted by: Crusader at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ewSN2)

170
141 Since we're past 100, here is some metal to kill terrorists by.

Fucking Hostile! - Pantera

Throwing Down - Exodus
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:16 PM (xPJvm)

Aces High - Iron Maiden

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Izzlo)

171 Kinda like the fact that Slow Joe will always be stupid and corrupt, and his son Hunter will always be a crackhead whore-monger and crook.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (k4dH2)
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True, everywhere the right of humans is not recognized, it's the will of the strong man to work his will on others. If that means getting off, it means getting off.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)

172 Yoga pants

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (nzKWW)

173 At least white people didn't invent marrying your brother.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (+0AKE)

174 167
"White people didn't invent rape. "



Pretty sure that was us. E E EEE E EEE

Posted by: the Dolphins at January 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

And thanks for all the fish!

Posted by: The Dolphins at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (ufFY8)

175 >>> Someone should ask him about banning baby and adult diapers... to save the planet.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (wiXsO)

That is next. SJWs are convinced we need to return to cloth diapers to save Gaia.

Every sane mom (aka what they call breeders) wants to kill these idiots with fire.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (hvf9s)

176 Hitler is mort?
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (M0u+N)
---
Who's Mort?

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (Eicbe)

177 By the way, speaking of metal, I found Joe Biden's campaign theme. Ozzy Osbourne-- Mr. Tinkertrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_oy4ZFlU

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (U7voe)

178 160 Marie Harf told me the Iranian Quds force is mostly composed of unemployed men desperate to give their families a better life.
====

Aspiring rappers? On their way to refrigerator college?

They were just beginning to turn their lives around!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)

179 Who's Mort?

Suleimain

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (M0u+N)

180 I'll bet our soldiers are going into Baghdad with a whole new set of ROE.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (lu7uc)

181 ''It disgusts me that she held a job in a presidential administration. Stupid bitch.''

Graduated from my alma mater too. Sad.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (RueoN)

182 By the way, speaking of metal, I found Joe Biden's campaign theme. Ozzy Osbourne-- Mr. Tinkertrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_oy4ZFlU
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (U7voe)
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How can you not pick Crazy Train?

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (Eicbe)

183 President gets the raw data feed.

Love love love the raw data feed.

Similar to this blog and the comments. Except for those drunk horny sailors.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (kfm/V)

184 At least white people didn't invent marrying your brother.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The Spanish Habsburgs would like a word...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (SfYbS)

185 He's just a pissed off crazy Irishman. It's an old grudge.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ZbwAu)

186 Well, if you look at it a certain way, he is exactly right. It was out culture that said rape was a bad thing. It was our culture that said that slavery was wrong. It was our culture that civilized the fucking world.

So go fuck yourself you fucking demented Dr Seuss character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (2B9A/)

187 I hate hoarding, but if Joe becomes POTUS I'm going
to start hoarding plastic bags before the ban. I already did that with
lightbulbs.



Someone should ask him about banning baby and adult diapers... to save the planet.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (wiXsO)


If that drooling rainman becomes president bags will be the least of your worries.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (9Om/r)

188

HOLY SHIT!

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN IS ON MARTHA MACS SHOW ON FOX!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (nw6Hr)

189 mmm...yoga pants.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (M0u+N)

190 I'll bet our soldiers are going into Baghdad with a whole new set of ROE.
***

The last time we had a free hand to fight we destroyed the NAZI, Imperial Japanese and Italian Empires....all without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (WdocV)

191 Shibl al-Zaydi, leader of the PMU has been confirmed dead after the US conducted another air strike targeting his convoy in Taji. Two vehicles hit.


Is this old news?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (cNlpM)

192 Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (Eicbe)

Because Crazy Train doesn't sound like it's being sung from the perspective of an actual pedophile, unlike Mr Tinkertrain

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (U7voe)

193 OK, besides democracy, computers, free internet porn, Mcdonalds, vaccines, space travel, electricity, air conditioning, the airplane, blow jobs, separate sewer and water systems and rape, what have white people ever done for us?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (4e+hS)

194 Angry leftist in response: "That's getting really old!"

SO IS RGB!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (JcW7S)

195 159
Stronger humans (usually men) have been forcing sex on weaker humans
(usually women, sometimes boys or girls) since we jumped out of the
trees, or climbed out of the primordial ooze, or jumped off the alien
spaceship, or however one chooses to believe we came to exist on planet
earth.




Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:18 PM (k4dH2)


You saw Quest for Fire, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)

196 189 mmm...yoga pants.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (M0u+N)

Yoga pants are merely the canvas upon which the artist, good or bad works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

197 He's right.
Western Culture was the 1st to have women on campus therefore 1st rape.
He's going to regret the bag ban when the self-soiling becomes obvious.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

198 It is required to listen to Fucking Hostile while operating the Reaper drone.

This is known.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (Vd9Tp)

199 Someone should ask Slow Joe if he thinks it is ok that Bill Clinton got away with raping Juanita Broaddrick.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (WdocV)

200 wait, WAAAAIT ! who is PMU ???

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

201 182 By the way, speaking of metal, I found Joe Biden's campaign theme. Ozzy Osbourne-- Mr. Tinkertrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_oy4ZFlU
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (U7voe)
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How can you not pick Crazy Train?
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:22 PM (Eicbe)

Check the lyrics to Mr. Tinkertrain. It's definitely Bidenesque.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

202 196
189 mmm...yoga pants.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (M0u+N)



Yoga pants are merely the canvas upon which the artist, good or bad works.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

Maybe he really likes yoga pants.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)

203 White people also invented sunscreen.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

204 I hate hoarding, but if Joe becomes POTUS I'm going
to start hoarding plastic bags before the ban. I already did that with
lightbulbs.
---
He can't do that by himself. He's just blowing smoke. The same way that Liz Warren is basically selling the idea that she's going to XO the Electoral College out of business.

We're in *standard* political territory here. Where you promise things that sound could to get you elected to the next office.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)

205 Don't forget bourbon

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (nzKWW)

206 Never argue with a Crazy Man. Or even make eye contact.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (bCLt0)

207 It would take an actual functioning free press for anyone to ever question Biden about Juanita Broaddrick.

Posted by: Crusader at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (ewSN2)

208 "Sexual assault? No such thing." - Ugh the Caveman

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

209 White people done for us?
Telephones, light bulbs

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

210 The 1911 and the M1 Garand.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

211 Maybe he really likes yoga pants.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)

So... eleven is the artiste?

...

Think I'll pass when he has a viewing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (2B9A/)

212 If that drooling rainman becomes president bags will be the least of your worries.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (9Om/r)

That's it. We will elect him President of Bags, and he won't know the difference.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (1CjJc)

213 We're in *standard* political territory here. Where you promise things that sound could to get you elected to the next office.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)

Only ONE candidate for President ever followed thru successfully on his campaign promises DONALD J TRUMP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

214 210 The 1911 and the M1 Garand.
Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

Two great white old dead guys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (2B9A/)

215 ''Don't forget bourbon''

And scotch

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (RueoN)

216 wait, WAAAAIT ! who is PMU ???

PMU is PHONE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (JcW7S)

217 > These people are our neighbors, our doctors, our teachers!

Yeah, and most of them are here in the first place because the Iranian thug government wanted to murder them.

But you'll never hear that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:11 PM (CF5ek)


Exactly. Many were supporters of the Shah and very westernized. My former hawt doctor for one...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (y7DUB)

218 That first blue checkmark guy looks to be a raging leftist lunatic.


His problem seems to be that Joe is just a completely incoherent raging leftist lunatic.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (/NSUP)

219 We invented arson and robbery too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

220 Well this is my metal entry for kicking ass. Amon Amarth- Guardians of asgard. The last original band I was in played this as a cover song. Love the huge sound.


https://tinyurl.com/ufben2f

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)

221 Never argue with a Crazy Man. Or even make eye contact.
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:25 PM (bCLt0)

You mean like that mumbling weirdo I saw today changing his clothes next to his beat up bicycle in 30 degree weather?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (xPJvm)

222 > K, besides democracy, computers, free internet porn, Mcdonalds, vaccines, space travel, electricity, air conditioning, the airplane, blow jobs, separate sewer and water systems and rape, what have white people ever done for us?

The idea that anyone at all, other than a small group of nobles, should have rights?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (CF5ek)

223 The last time we had a free hand to fight we destroyed the NAZI,
Imperial Japanese and Italian Empires....all without breaking a sweat.

In 5 years not 20. Maybe sooner if we could have crossed the pond faster.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (K22Va)

224 215 ''Don't forget bourbon''

And scotch
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (RueoN)

And beer

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

225 ''Don't forget bourbon''

And scotch
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (RueoN)
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And one beer.

Posted by: George at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (Eicbe)

226 Seriously, everything about Biden screams progressing dementia. His whole physical demeanor, let alone what he says.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (bCLt0)

227
Joe hasn't been getting his daily minimum requirement of paste.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (t6XCL)

228 At least white people didn't invent marrying your brother.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The Spanish Habsburgs would like a word...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


Spanish, ergo Hispanic, ergo not white, by current rules.

Then again, they did something criminal, so maybe they're white for that reason. I dunno. Leftist thought is complicated.

Not complex, just complicated.

Posted by: mikeski at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

229 Yoga pants are merely the canvas upon which the artist, good or bad works.
_________________

On some women, they look fine. On others, you just have to look away. For some reason, the women who should never, ever be wearing yoga pants always seem to be wearing a pair that are several sizes too small for their giant asses and thighs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (k4dH2)

230 Hitler is mort?
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:19 PM (M0u+N)
---
Who's Mort?
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM

They call him Dead in France.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (COzlW)

231 Biden, Bloomberg and Sanders. What the hell?

Did they have a fire-sale at the Old White, Socialist Fogy Store?

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (zD38/)

232 Remember when we moved to plastic bags because gullible people decided they didn't want trees from tree farms to be cut down and replanted?

You know, the tree farms like we're planting now to sell carbon credits?

Those trees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (a7+mS)

233
Maybe a box of Lace Whigs to sniff will help some.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (t6XCL)

234 Demented old perverted slug pandering and shifting ever left.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (yhf6w)

235 > Spanish, ergo Hispanic, ergo not white, by current rules.


Err....

Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (CF5ek)

236 Penicillin, Salk vaccine, small pox vaccine, mumps vaccine, chicken pox vaccine, TB meds.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:28 PM (cNlpM)

237 189 mmm...yoga pants.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (M0u+N)



Yoga pants are merely the canvas upon which the artist, good or bad works.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

Maybe he really likes yoga pants.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)


Here is the problem with yoga pants. Women who should not under any circumstances wear them - do.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

238 For some reason, the women who should never, ever be wearing yoga pants always seem to be wearing a pair that are several sizes too small for their giant asses and thighs.

-

In fairness, that's pretty much any pants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (a7+mS)

239 Push-up contests.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

240 Is this rag on white men week? What cable channel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (nImHx)

241 > always seem to be wearing a pair that are several sizes too small for their giant asses and thighs.

They should have a Maximum PSI rating on them, like tires.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (CF5ek)

242 Seriously, everything about Biden screams progressing dementia. His whole physical demeanor, let alone what he says.
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (bCLt0)

Yes. My dear, sweet Dad suffers from non-Alzheimer's dementia. I see a lot of similarities. All kidding aside, Joe's handlers and presumed loved ones need to step in and take away his car keys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (xPJvm)

243 PMU is PHONE!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (JcW7S)

no, PHONE is PHONE

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

244 If you ban plastic bags what are my neighbors going to put their dog's shit in?

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

245 Here is the problem with yoga pants. Women who should not under any circumstances wear them - do.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Like Speedos on men. A few men can pull that look off. A very, very few.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (U7voe)

246 It's El MUERTE!!!

Posted by: Stanley Tucci in Undercover Blues at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (Eicbe)

247 "Crazy Train" creates an image of AOC in my brain.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (cNlpM)

248 Wet t shirt contests are honky ingenuity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (Vd9Tp)

249 Calcoolus.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (M0u+N)

250 Here is the problem with yoga pants. Women who should not under any circumstances wear them - do.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

--

I view it similarly to gun violence. That is the cost of the freedom.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (a7+mS)

251 203 White people also invented sunscreen.
_____________

We had to do that to keep from being crispy fried.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (k4dH2)

252 220 Well this is my metal entry for kicking ass. Amon Amarth- Guardians of asgard. The last original band I was in played this as a cover song. Love the huge sound.


https://tinyurl.com/ufben2f
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)

\m/ \m/

*bangs head*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

253 All kidding aside, Joe's handlers and presumed loved ones need to step in and take away his car keys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

---

I'd beg they are the ones pushing him the hardest to continue to run.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

254 > Exactly. Many were supporters of the Shah and very westernized. My former hawt doctor for one...

Was in undergrad with a woman from Iran. Total smokeshow, both face and body. It would be downright criminal to stuff her in one of those fucking bags.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (CF5ek)

255 He has the brain function of a turnip.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 07:04 PM (KNsKs)


A. Turnip: That's a low blow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (0R3dy)

256 They should have a Maximum PSI rating on them, like tires.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 03, 2020 07:29 PM (CF5ek)

Indeed. Think of the horror a blowout would cause!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (LxWV7)

257 Faisal Irshaid
@faisalirshaid
Iraqi media outlets say leader of the Iran-backed Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother were killed in an airstrike north of the Iraqi capital Baghdad.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (BqBId)

258 225 ''Don't forget bourbon''

And scotch
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 07:26 PM (RueoN)
---
And one beer.
Posted by: George at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (Eicbe)

You are the only good thing to come out of Delaware.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

259 He can't do that by himself. He's just blowing smoke.
Posted by: Axeman
_____________

The Supreme Court basically gave a green light to everything being under federal control with the commerce clause.

You could absolutely have a federal ban on plastic bags.

And the media would swear to us it was a popular ban and everyone loves carrying around their canvas bags everywhere.

Posted by: Blago at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (sjTfF)

260 Joe hasn't been getting his daily minimum requirement of OXYGEN.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (t6XCL)
.........

minor edit

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

261 So Creepy Joe thinks rape was created by western culture? He needs to be institutionalized.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

262 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)

\m/

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (U7voe)

263 Just shut up, grampa.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)

264 It's fascinating to me that yoga pants are pretty much as good as being nekkid without seeing the actual naughty bits, and women have no problem wearing them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (a7+mS)

265 K, besides democracy, computers, free internet porn, Mcdonalds, vaccines, space travel, electricity, air conditioning, the airplane, blow jobs, separate sewer and water systems and rape, what have white people ever done for us?

Bagpipes and bayonets.

Ok, "to", not "for".

Posted by: Miklos, of Clan McHighlander at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

266 Like Speedos on men. A few men can pull that look off. A very, very few.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (U7voe)


so true. so very, very true.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

267 Midget toss of course.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (4e+hS)

268 Wet t shirt contests are honky ingenuity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Mormons have wet sweatshirt contests. Not quite the same.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (SfYbS)

269 he wants to ban plastic bags, so he doesn't accidentally put one on his head & suffocate himself

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (BqBId)

270 Like Speedos on men. A few men can pull that look off. A very, very few.
Posted by: Vanya


It's helps to be 22 and at a World Cup race.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (7/YOc)

271 "Crazy Train" creates an image of AOC in my brain.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (cNlpM)
---
She's young enough that her ankle bones can heal, though.

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (Eicbe)

272 Faisal Irshaid
@faisalirshaid
Iraqi media outlets say leader of the Iran-backed Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother were killed in an airstrike north of the Iraqi capital Baghdad.




This is like waiting to see what happens to Moe Green.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

273 I dated a girl who wore yoga pants once. She pulled the look off, bigly.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (+dsLj)

274 My go to kick ass metal song is always Painkiller by Judas Priest, which may be the zenith of the genre.

https://youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM

I played it one day and all the magnets in the neighborhood crowded around the house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

275 If you ban plastic bags what are my neighbors going to put their dog's shit in?
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

A hockey stick works wonders...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (LxWV7)

276 193
OK, besides democracy, computers, free internet porn, Mcdonalds,
vaccines, space travel, electricity, air conditioning, the airplane,
blow jobs, separate sewer and water systems and rape, what have white
people ever done for us?


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2020 07:23 PM (4e+hS)

Transistor, CMOS, laser beams, and rape.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (1CjJc)

277 Iraqi media outlets say leader of the Iran-backed Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother were killed in an airstrike north of the Iraqi capital Baghdad.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (BqBId)

Now they're al-Overtheplace

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (U7voe)

278 OT, but maybe pertinent to Ewoks, IKEA owns 125,000 acres of US timber land.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (cNlpM)

279 They should have a Maximum PSI rating on them, like tires.
______________

lol, yep, I've seen several women who looked like theirs were going to blow any minute. I always try to stand at least several feet away from them, so I don't get hit by anything if one of the seams should explode!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (k4dH2)

280 Slow Joe was talking about the culture of Western *Delaware*. That's where the rapiness started.

Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 07:33 PM (HKPap)

281 It's weird how our culture is entirely European/English for
purposes of everything bad, but a glorious tapestry of diverse hues and
rainbows when we're talking about Apollo 11.



All of these people who hate on whitey and want to do away with white culture really need to give up everything about white culture. Do away with all inventions that whitey made. And no they can't pretend that the ancient Egyptians invented it or some black women that didn't exist invented it. Give up everything that whitey has invented, created or discovered.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (0R3dy)

282 .45 ACP
Forks and knives as opposed to sticks
Internal Combustion Engine
Railroads
Dependable fuel systems

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (BiNEL)

283 And if there are any 15 year olds here I have a very special gift for you....but you'll have to try the yoga pants on before you leave.


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (WdocV)

284 Yoga pants blowout at Wally World would look like someone dropped a daisy cutter in the place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (Vd9Tp)

285 Like Speedos on men. A few men can pull that look off. A very, very few.

Posted by: Vanya


My search continues.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (JcW7S)

286 During Watergate I remember there being a live network shot of a moving van parked in front of the White House and of course all the Dems went wild. I think it would be so cool for an ice cream truck to pull up in front of Trump's White House every time a strike took place. LULZ

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (iMxDC)

287
The Supreme Court basically gave a green light to everything being under federal control with the commerce clause.

Posted by: Blago at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (sjTfF)
---
There you go. Congress has commerce powers. If we lose the Presidency AND the Congress, we're done anyway.

Posted by: Misheard Lyrics at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (Eicbe)

288 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (a7+mS)

289 It's fascinating to me that yoga pants are pretty much as good as being nekkid without seeing the actual naughty bits, and women have no problem wearing them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at January 03, 2020 07:32 PM (a7+mS)

They are far more frankly exhibitionist than we are.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (U7voe)

290 There was some city that banned plastic bags and then had an outbreak of salmonella from canvas bags that meat had dripped on. I forget where, I think it was the left coast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (+0AKE)

291 Joey Bidet needs to be put out to pasture. Or the ash heap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (KtzRP)

292 Third air-strike on the bad guys near Mosul???

https://twitter.com/NewsBreaking/status/
1213247509755133953

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Dh1wo)

293 I accept imperfectly framed women wearing yoga pants as long as the pretties wear them.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (cNlpM)

294 > She's young enough that her ankle bones can heal, though.

I'm just not seeing a career arc for AOC if she gets redistricted to oblivion.

Back in the day, someone like her would do a couple of softcore Playboy pictorials, have a small part in a few crappy C- or D-list movies (with titles like "Snowbunnies Gone Wild" or "St. Tropez Heat"), marry some rich old guy, and never be heard from again.

But Playboy doesn't publish nekkid pitchers any more, so I don't know what women like her do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (CF5ek)

295 Like Speedos on men. A few men can pull that look off. A very, very few.

Posted by: Vanya


My search continues.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 03, 2020 07:34 PM (JcW7S)
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I wouldn't mind pulling speedos off of men.

Posted by: Shep! at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Eicbe)

296 Whos footprints are on the moon

Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Eu98u)

297 Two story buildings.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (a7+mS)

298 Why do women always wear yoga pants on planes? Do they think it makes the plane more aerodynamic or something?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (+0AKE)

299 It's fascinating to me that yoga pants are pretty much as good as being nekkid without seeing the actual naughty bits, and women have no problem wearing them.

Yeah I am actually puzzled that women will go out in public wearing them, especially more or less flesh colored ones

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)

300 6 Whos footprints are on the moon
Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Eu98u)


PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (nImHx)

301 Western Delaware? ...its f#cking 9 miles wide in the north, how can you tell west from east?

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (nzKWW)

302 Really, the next major defeat of the Republican party is Game Over for America.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)

303 275
If you ban plastic bags what are my neighbors going to put their dog's shit in?

The honey bucket or hit the piles with the lawn mower.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (K22Va)

304 >>> It would take an actual functioning free press for anyone to ever question Biden about Juanita Broaddrick.

As we've seen, it just takes a couple of good hecklers shouting choice things at his campaign rallies. Unfortunately every rally he does appears to have ten people max, so the message does not spread very far.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (hvf9s)

305 Whos footprints are on the moon
Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Eu98u)
..........

Space Force!

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

306 How come nobody ever seems to challenge that senile, geriatric, pervert imbecile's idiocy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

307 Why do women always wear yoga pants on planes? Do they think it makes the plane more aerodynamic or something?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (+0AKE)

Internal aerodynamicity.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

308 Steam heat,
refrigerated air,
stick framed housing

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (cNlpM)

309
Whos footprints are on the moon

Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM

Posted by: Gil Scott-Heron at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (TZfbz)

310 They are far more frankly exhibitionist than we are.

Its like peacocks having that spectacular tail. They attract a mate through their looks and sexuality. Usually animals the male is the flashy one, but with humans its the female, while males tend to do flashy stuff to attract attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

311 Really, the next major defeat of the Republican party is Game Over for America.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)

Maybe, but many of us thought that when Fredo got elected also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (85Gof)

312 > Really, the next major defeat of the Republican party is Game Over for America.

Not with over 400 million guns and over a trillion rounds of ammo, it doesn't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (CF5ek)

313 There was some city that banned plastic bags and then had an outbreak of salmonella from canvas bags that meat had dripped on. I forget where, I think it was the left coast.

-

Ha. That's as great as the research study that determined you'd have to make something like 25,000 trips to the grocery store in order for a cotton tote to break even on its environmental impact vs. getting a few plastic bags every few days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (a7+mS)

314 Yeah I am actually puzzled that women will go out in public wearing them, especially more or less flesh colored ones

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)
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Certain women want to attract attention to themselves, but only the guys they coo over. All other eyes are illegitimate.

The more sensible ladies don't do that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (Eicbe)

315 You could absolutely have a federal ban on plastic bags.



And the media would swear to us it was a popular ban and everyone loves carrying around their canvas bags everywhere.

Posted by: Blago at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (sjTfF)

The re usables that I have are made out of recycled plastic bags. If plastics are banned I cant get any new ones. I hate canvas. It just icky...

Posted by: Biff Bofferman at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (/LQkF)

316 > Exactly. Many were supporters of the Shah and very westernized. My former hawt doctor for one...

Was in undergrad with a woman from Iran. Total smokeshow, both face and body. It would be downright criminal to stuff her in one of those fucking bags.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 07:31 PM (CF5ek)


I was cursed with good health when she was my PCP. Was strongly considering being a hypochondriac.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (y7DUB)

317 Soon Chumleys will be boasting of having the only barista who was in Congress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (KtzRP)

318 Whos footprints are on the moon
Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Eu98u)
..........

Space Force!
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

May the Space Force be with you !

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

319 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Yep.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (U7voe)

320 Assembly Line
Numerical Controlled Machines

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (BiNEL)

321 But Playboy doesn't publish nekkid pitchers any more, so I don't know what women like her do.

Instagram "modeling" although supposedly Playboy brought back the naked girls because they were selling even fewer issues than ever when they stopped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

322
Whos footprints are on the moon

Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM


that's what I've been talkin' 'bout!

whitey's on the moon

Posted by: Gil Scott-Heron at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (TZfbz)

323 The Euroweenies love Speedos.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

324 I dated a girl who wore yoga pants once. She pulled the look off, bigly.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

I think the guys are supposed to pull them off.

PROVE ME WRONG

Posted by: Miklos, on internal logic at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

325 >>Whos footprints are on the moon


Jerry Garcia

https://tinyurl.com/yy3hqoyh

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

326 Only criminals will have plastic bags.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (Eicbe)

327 Why do women always wear yoga pants on planes? Do they think it makes the plane more aerodynamic or something?
______________

It's so they can eat all that delicious airplane food without having to adjust their belts (since yoga pants have elastic waists).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (k4dH2)

328 296
Whos footprints are on the moon

Jerry Garcia's

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (K22Va)

329 Yeah I am actually puzzled that women will go out in public wearing them, especially more or less flesh colored ones
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A few weeks ago there was a cute asian lady in yoga pants so tight her gynecologist could have given her an exam without her undressing. I like that place.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (SfYbS)

330 Numerical Controlled Machines



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (BiNEL)

Are they for sale?

Posted by: Late night add writer at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (/LQkF)

331 Aubry Plaza is also from Delaware. For some reason I find her to be very cute in a flakey kind of way.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (6/uwW)

332 Just once, I'm going to wear yoga pants and ruin it for everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (+0AKE)

333 Nukes, and rape.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (1CjJc)

334 And speaking of metal. PDT can put this over clips of Biden and Warren and Sanders in his campaign commercials:

Accept-- Koolaid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqlQWaqFKY&list=RD5XqlQWaqFKY&start_radio=1

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (U7voe)

335 Concrete
Maps

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

336 Whos footprints are on the moon

The Police

https://youtu.be/zPwMdZOlPo8

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

337 Well ok. Since biden says he'd put ubama on the Supreme Court, we have to be damn positive biden, nor any democrat nor nor damn rino ever get in the White House again.

Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (UUkQp)

338 >>> Why do women always wear yoga pants on planes? Do they think it makes the plane more aerodynamic or something? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:36 PM (+0AKE)

Because they are comfy, and we live in an era where athleisurewear is an acceptable choice of clothing in public.

They are freezing though. If I wear them I have to bring a blanket or wrap to put over my legs in the plane.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (hvf9s)

339 Hope some of the ordinance that is taking out these scumbags has "For Neda" written on them.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (lu7uc)

340 JackStraw from Wichita.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (K22Va)

341 >My go to kick ass metal song is always Painkiller by Judas Priest, which may be the zenith of the genre.

For me it's "Hair Of The Dog" by Nazareth

Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)

342 Only criminals will have plastic bags.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:39 PM (Eicbe)
........

Gotta have something to put their devil's weed in.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

343 They are far more frankly exhibitionist than we are.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:35 PM (U7voe)

God bless them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (2B9A/)

344 Aubry Plaza is pretty hot, but it seems like she only plays one role.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (+0AKE)

345 I wouldn't be surprised if Democrat emissaries convinced the Iranians to try something.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (KNsKs)

346 Are they for sale?
Posted by: Late night add writer at January 03, 2020 07:40 PM (/LQkF)


Crap! I was going to put the (Not For Sale) disclaimer in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

347 If women dressed for men, they'd wear sundresses all the time. The fact that they do not, proves they dress for each other instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

348 Tim Hawkins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltPmNxbDss

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (Eicbe)

349 It's always inspiring to watch fit women doing deadlifts in yoga pants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

350 Soothsayer, yes, I've done tuna with tartar sauce, and I liked it.
But I make my own tartar sauce with chopped capers, good mayo, and a squeeze of lemon.
Someone earlier today said tartar is mayo and pickle relish, but that's a bit sweet for me for tartar sauce.
However, my favorite tuna salad is mayo, pickle (relish or chopped, including dill), and onion.
(minced onion is good in tartar too)

Posted by: barbarausa at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (W7IZQ)

351 So many peoples footprints on the moon and no Jackie Gleason sending them

Posted by: morigu at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (Eu98u)

352 I agree with a 100% nationwide ban on old bags running for president.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (7RRwR)

353 More dead Iranian puppets tonight... Hunting seems good.

Posted by: Gbone at January 03, 2020 07:43 PM (aitLj)

354 For me it's "Hair Of The Dog" by Nazareth

Great song, but baffling because literally NOTHING else Nazareth ever did was remotely like that. Its like Little River Band releasing Back in Black

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

355 Yoga Flocke time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Vd9Tp)

356 >>> More dead Iranian puppets tonight... Hunting seems good.

How many? They are going to throw off my 12 days of Trumpmas song at this rate!

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:43 PM (hvf9s)

357 So many peoples footprints on the moon and no Jackie Gleason sending them

Alice might have gone too far one day, she could be up there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

358 I wouldn't be surprised if Democrat emissaries convinced the Iranians to try something.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (KNsKs)


Oh come on, that would clearly be treason and honest straight-shooting people of integrity that believe in the Constitution would never do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

359 If your rape fantasies last for more than four hours, seek advice from a local Bernie Sanders presidential campaign headquarters.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (zD38/)

360 We're in *standard* political territory here. Where you promise things that sound could to get you elected to the next office.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)
****************
There are so many companies that will tow the Dem line and self-ban. Just look at Dick's and Walmart.

I went to a store in the mall during Christmas time and upon checking out the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag, When I said yes. the salesperson informed me that they're a green company and the paper bag would 10 cents.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

361 If women dressed for men, they'd wear sundresses all the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Tube tops.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (7/YOc)

362 "337 Well ok. Since biden says he'd put ubama on the Supreme Court, we have to be damn positive biden, nor any democrat nor nor damn rino ever get in the White House again.

Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 07:41 PM (UUkQp) "


Ab - so - lute - ly THIS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (zlgJP)

363 Fox just broke another strike in Iraq.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2020 07:01 PM (nw6Hr)


Two so far. Is Trump going to go for the hat trick?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (0R3dy)

364 >>> Tube tops.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (7/YOc)

Done and done.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donnell... at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

365 >>JackStraw from Wichita.

fistbump

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

366 352 I agree with a 100% nationwide ban on old bags running for president.
_____________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (k4dH2)

367 >>> Tube tops.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (7/YOc)

Done and done.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donnell... at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

Hey. I'm making dinner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

368 but the song that makes me want to go down to the gas station and fight people is "Live Wire" by AC/DC

Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

369 come on, that would clearly be treason and honest straight-shooting people of integrity that believe in the Constitution would never do that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

Did you actually type that with a straight face? If so, I am in awe.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (myjNJ)

370 Old Glory standing stiffly,
Crimson, white and indigo, indigo.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (K22Va)

371 Stay healthy, Joe, and remember your lines. You are a treasure.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (gHCnG)

372 Interesting discussion on Joe Rogan about the difference between hot and beautiful. One is transient and the other is long lasting. It is the basis of the whore/Madonna dichotomy.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (6/uwW)

373 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 03, 2020 07:45 PM (k4dH2)

More 'Dried up old Jerky' than 'Old Bag.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (2B9A/)

374 When I said yes. the salesperson informed me that they're a green company and the paper bag would 10 cents.

--

And yet all their prices remained at free bag levels.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (a7+mS)

375 When I said yes. the salesperson informed me that they're a green company and the paper bag would 10 cents.

Around here they are apologetic: "we have to charge you 5 cents for each bag." They aren't real happy about it, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

376 also I hear the reusable canvas tote bags are great at harboring bacteria

Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ)

377 Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right. Like lycra in general.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (VqhL9)

378 Tube tops.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (7/YOc)
.......

Love those wardrobe malfunctions!

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

379 At this rate, the Iranians will be down to 4th tier schlubs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (KtzRP)

380 Surveillance State metal: Judas Priest-- Electric Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVV_HsHcX0&list=RD5XqlQWaqFKY&index=2

I cannot understand how people were in denial about Rob Halford being gay.

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (U7voe)

381 but the song that makes me want to go down to the gas station and fight people is "Live Wire" by AC/DC
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

Wolf Totem by The Hu makes me want to invade a village and make all their women pregnant.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

382 Soothsayer
Posted by: barbarausa at January 03, 2020 07:42 PM (W7IZQ)

I make my tuna salad with mayo and coarse relish instead of tartar sauce. I have also thrown in some bleu cheese salad dressing, I also pad it with chopped celery and sweet onion and, if there is company, thrown in some frozen peas.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

383 Damn right Ben Had. Neda was a beautiful girl and ubama let her be murdered. Seems democrats don't mind innocent people being murdered. Like Cambodians, Hmong, Vietnamese, Thais and so forth. Not to mention Americans.

Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (UUkQp)

384 Also we took out all the paper towels in the bathroom and now we expect you to use this thing that will blow toilet germs all around your face.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (a7+mS)

385 Organ transplants
3-D printers
automobile for the masses
V8 automobile engine
practical air flight

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (cNlpM)

386 Interesting discussion on Joe Rogan about the difference between hot and beautiful. One is transient and the other is long lasting.

I think the distinction between cute, pretty, and beautiful is interesting. Each is delightful and desirable, each different.

But there are really hot girls who aren't that pretty. Just something about them that makes you howl and stomp your foot like a cartoon wolf, even though you don't think they are that good looking.

Claudia Schiffer looked odd, but somehow just raw burning sexuality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

387 I hear the reusable canvas tote bags are great at harboring bacteria

And are usually made with nylon blend or just straight nylon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (KZzsI)

388 374
When I said yes. the salesperson informed me that they're a green company and the paper bag would 10 cents.



--



And yet all their prices remained at free bag levels.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (a7+mS)

Disassemble all the products from the packaging right there at the checkout, hand them the garbage, and tell them you are a green consumer, and it will be 10 cents for you to transport the packaging.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (1CjJc)

389 Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right. Like lycra in general.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob '

There needs to be a Grand Inquisition to award yoga pants dispensations to the worthy and punish the wrongdoers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (SfYbS)

390 I hear yoga pants also harbor bacteria.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

391 Scrambling to take advantage of the recuriing nightly news, Dr. Pepper has launched their new "Blam-ville" marketing campaign. It follows the adventures of a town populated by Iranian terrorists who mysteriously begin to explode shortly after drinking a Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (8AONa)

392 The re usables that I have are made out of recycled plastic bags. If plastics are banned I cant get any new ones. I hate canvas. It just icky...
Posted by: Biff Bofferman at January 03, 2020 07:38 PM (/LQkF)

At least they aren't made of sand

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (Izzlo)

393 It's been about 39 minutes. Any breathing Iranian generals are getting nervous.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (VqhL9)

394 Did you actually type that with a straight face? If so, I am in awe.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (myjNJ)


I have been practicing posting discipline for as long time, but this was the most difficult one I have ever faced!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

395 There needs to be a Grand Inquisition to award yoga pants dispensations to the worthy and punish the wrongdoers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (SfYbS)

Ok... Where's Zod?

Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (U7voe)

396 I went to a store in the mall during Christmas time and upon checking out the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag, When I said yes. the salesperson informed me that they're a green company and the paper bag would 10 cents.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

I went to a "No Frills" supermarket in Alberta, and got a basket of groceries. They wanted to sell me bags at a dime each, so I could bag my own groceries. I said, "How about I just use this basket to tote them out to the car, and then bring the empty basket back?" "Oh no, those baskets are for in-store use only." Me, "OK, have fun restocking that shit on the shelves, then." And I walked out empty-handed. WalMart just a block away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (LxWV7)

397 You know,
My coworkers are trying to scare the shit out of me with the WWIII shit. Troops on the ground! It's your son! How can you support this!?!?

Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.

I have to believe this.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (FZiSs)

398
I make my tuna salad with mayo and coarse relish instead of tartar sauce. I have also thrown in some bleu cheese salad dressing, I also pad it with chopped celery and sweet onion and, if there is company, thrown in some frozen peas.

What the hell is that!?!?

That's not tuna fish. That's a Casserole.

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (BnM7P)

399 I cannot understand how people were in denial about Rob Halford being gay.

It was the 70s, homosexuality was still pretty hidden and secret. And it was assumed to be weak, mincing, and fay, so no heavy metal guy could possibly be a pouf.

Its like how Liberace really did not strike a lot of people as homosexual despite being more flaming than a fully engulfed wicker man. That bit from Austin Powers was really how many reacted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

400


nood, of course

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (BnM7P)

401 I saw Iranian 4th Tier Schlubs open for the Dead at the Fillmore.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

402 That is next. SJWs are convinced we need to return to cloth diapers to save Gaia.

Every sane mom (aka what they call breeders) wants to kill these idiots with fire.
Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 07:21 PM (hvf9s)
************
Not only will the sane moms be livid, but the nursing home caregivers will revolt.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (wiXsO)

403 Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.

I have to believe this.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (FZiSs)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (85Gof)

404 One point of the hot/beautiful discussion is how some can be one and not the other.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (6/uwW)

405 Hrothgar, yes to celery--forgot that!
If I don't have relish, I'll chop up whatever is in the fridge, dill, bread and butter, cornichons.
The tartar day I had nothing bu mayo and capers, and I thought "well heck, it's FISH..."
If I'm making tuna/pasta salad, I'll do cucumbers, carrots, too, and sometimes ranch or cucumber ranch instead of mayo

Posted by: barbarausa at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (W7IZQ)

406
Stay healthy, Joe, and remember your lines. You are a treasure.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 07:46 PM (gHCnG)


Hunter Biden: Lines? Dad has lines? Like coke? The old bastard is holding out on me?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:52 PM (0R3dy)

407 One point of the hot/beautiful discussion is how some can be one and not the other.

Yeah, there are many beautiful women who do not stir up that raw primal urge in men, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

408 Reloading
The Clapper

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (RhAFW)

409 There needs to be a Grand Inquisition to award yoga pants dispensations to the worthy and punish the wrongdoers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (SfYbS)

Yup. And a hunting season in a buncha big bicycle guys. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (VqhL9)

410 Damn, Trump is taking care of all family business.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (9Om/r)

411 You know,
My coworkers are trying to scare the shit out of me with the WWIII shit. Troops on the ground! It's your son! How can you support this!?!?

Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.

I have to believe this.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


Ask them if they were against Trump pulling out of Syria. If they were, fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (7/YOc)

412 Ask them if they were against Trump pulling out of Syria. If they were, fuck them.

--

Game, set, match.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (a7+mS)

413 when Biden calls for a ban on "plastic bags," is he talking about Madonna, Cher and Bette Midler?

Posted by: vivi at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (11H2y)

414 My coworkers are trying to scare the shit out of me with the WWIII shit.
Troops on the ground! It's your son! How can you support this!?!?

Your son can handle 20 Iranians and they know it. No worries.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (K22Va)

415 Yoga pants are enhanced by moose knuckles and camel toes!

Fight me!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (+ldAm)

416
Back to Tuna...

I've done tuna with tartar sauce, and I liked it.
But I make my own tartar sauce with chopped capers, good mayo, and a squeeze of lemon.
Someone earlier today said tartar is mayo and pickle relish, but that's a bit sweet for me for tartar sauce.
However, my favorite tuna salad is mayo, pickle (relish or chopped, including dill), and onion.
(minced onion is good in tartar too)

Posted by: barbarausa


This sounds like it'll work. Except for the onions. Onions are Satan's fruit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (BnM7P)

417 Nudealio

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

418 Joe is not older than me but is stupider, thats a fact!

Posted by: Andy at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (iQYuB)

419 The Dems journey to the dark side of being an anti-white, anti-western party is almost complete.

Diversity = anti-white is not a joke.

Posted by: Flubber at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (PQnIX)

420 diversity=White-out

Posted by: vivi at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (11H2y)

421 Which culture propagated hair sniffing from behind?

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