Alexandria Donkey-Chompers May Lose Her District as New York's Congressional Delegation Shrinks

She's promoting the Census, because about 25% of her district are actually illegal aliens and nearly half --47% -- are foreign born!

But of course we allocate Congressional districts based on illegal immigrant/non-citizen populations because we live in ClownWorld where nothing makes sense.

Illegals don't like answering the census questions, just like the shy away from most contact with the government, so Alexandria Donkey-Chompers is campaigning to build "trust" for census workers, so that her illegals will report themselves to the census and her district keeps up its on-paper population.

"Our strategy is all about building trust in the community before the enumerators even come to your door," Ocasio-Cortez told THE CITY.

...


For Ocasio-Cortez, a full Census count is more than a matter of making sure her district gets all the funds and services i'ís due. In a sense, her own political fortunes could hang in the balance.

A review by THE CITY, building on data and analysis by The Texas Tribune, suggests Ocasio-Cortezí district could be particularly vulnerable to undercount because a little over a quarter of those living there are non-citizens.

Thatís a higher percentage than any other congressional district in the state.

New York State could lose two congressional districts. This will result in redistricting one or two existing congressional districts out of existence, and one or two Congressgrifters out of their phoney-baloney jobs.

Posted by: Ace at 02:38 PM




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1
Toothy McBigTits can get a job at Amazon in PR...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

2
Puerto Rico, not Public Relations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

3 Do we count clowns in the census too?

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (fK2gX)

4
Toid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

5 Heart of stone, etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)

6 Gee, I wonder how inclined NY state's redistricting people would be to redline the district of a bint who cost them billions in tax money. *ponders*

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

7 Do we count clowns in the census too?
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (fK2gX)


No, because clowns aren't people. Illegals are, at least.

For every mime in a state, you subtract one person from their census count.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (wCmLp)

8 We could never be so fortunate.

Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (9dnxb)

9 She's not losing her seat, her constituency is becoming more selective.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (KUaJL)

10 I read that CA might lose a congressional seat as well. Made me happy, yes indeed!

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (a0IVu)

11 "But of course we allocate Congressional districts based on illegal immigrant/non-citizen populations because we live in ClownWorld where nothing makes sense."


Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."

Posted by: aelfheld at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (IxDhF)

12 >>>But of course we allocate Congressional districts based on illegal immigrant/non-citizen populations because we live in ClownWorld where nothing makes sense.


Now all she needs is an army of occupation to represent.
Maybe Iran can help out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (1g7ch)

13 New York State could lose two congressional districts. This will result in redistricting one or two existing congressional districts out of existence, and one or two Congressgrifters out of their phoney-baloney jobs.

Posted by: Ace /i]

Even if they lose (or gain) just one seat, it opens the door to gerrymandering the ENTIRE state. This has happened in other states. Once you open the door to fiddling with congressional district borders, all bets are off, and anything is possible. SO he district could go POOF even if her area's census count is high.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (fK2gX)

14 She can pour me a beer but the head best be perfect.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

15 Some rich conservative should buy commercials on Spanish radio and TV telling the illegals that census workers are turning them in to ICE everyday.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

16 Obviously Trump is doing this to her because he is a racist !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (qM84C)

17 New York State could lose two congressional districts. This will result in redistricting one or two existing congressional districts out of existence, and one or two Congressgrifters out of their phoney-baloney jobs.

Posted by: Ace at 02:38 PM
---------

I'm trying really, really hard to have a little sympathy, and not to laugh.

I'm lying. I'm not even trying.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (/669Q)

18 Gentlemen ! We have to do something !

Posted by: Governor Le Petomane at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (EOjiY)

19 When AOC was told the census was once every ten years she was surprised because she always thought we had five census. Sight, hearing, touch.....

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (EI35j)

20 Sigh unitalic

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

21 15 Some rich conservative should buy commercials on Spanish radio and TV telling the illegals that census workers are turning them in to ICE everyday.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (pw+jk)


We now have a law in NYC where you will have the book thrown at you if you even jokingly threaten an illegal alien with calling the cops on them.

I shit you not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (zBaqJ)

22 She can pour me a beer but the head best be perfect.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

===
Ain't no way my pecker goes anywhere near those chompers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

23 that bitch needs to clean up a bit before she can hit ugly as a mud fence status. boobs aint everything, dipshits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

24 Willowed:

The Obama Administration is what happens when you populate the WH with grad students.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 02:35 PM (wCmLp)

Beer pong politics
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM (q1Pj5)

If the Iranians do hit our cities, just remind the Democrat scum in your life that the Subhuman Mongrel said it was necessary to absorb some losses.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (N6MbC)

25 Adios, do you hablar it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (r+sAi)

26 What a great way to erase her from our memories.

Posted by: iandeal at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (vgGyZ)

27 She can pour me a beer but the head best be perfect.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp)


Word is that she gives good head.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (aS1PU)

28 I have predicted that this would be a way they would try and get rid of her. A way to get rid of her and try to protect your status on the top of the dem food chain.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (Z7lwY)

29 She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

30 And the fine Italian hand of Nancy Pelosi, pushes little AOC right off of the game board, whispering:


"As Donny Two-Scoops says, 'Be careful who you threaten, sweety.'"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (wDz+b)

31 Thoughts and prayers. She'll be missed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

32 24
If the Iranians do hit our cities, just remind the Democrat scum in your life that the Subhuman Mongrel said it was necessary to absorb some losses.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (N6MbC)


Who knew that Obama's biggest foreign policy influence was General Buck Turgidson with his "hair mussed" philosophy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (zBaqJ)

33 Illegals don't like answering the census questions, just like the shy away from most contact with the government, so Alexandria Donkey-Chompers is campaigning to build "trust" for census workers, so that her illegals will report themselves to the census and her district keeps up its on-paper population.



Ice needs to run a sting.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (7/YOc)

34 Gee, I wonder how inclined NY state's redistricting people would be to redline the district of a bint who cost them billions in tax money. *ponders*
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

They'll zero out a Republican. Bank it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (N6MbC)

35 29 She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (H8QX

Governor Donkeychompers. How could she be worse than what she has now? Plus she could call out the Guard for climate emergencies.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

36 She can always go back to bar tending or a new career with P-Hub.

Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (vN4+Q)

37 Say what you want, but knocking off a senior Democrat in NY, even from the left, isn't easy. She at least has the integrity to wonder why Amazon needs sweetheart deals to set up in the city. She's dumb as the day is long, but all things told, I bet she'll be back. No matter how many times she's pushed out with redistricting.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (uzXua)

38 Nanzi weighs in.

Nancy Pelosi@SpeakerPelosi
American leaders' highest priority is to protect American lives and interests. But we cannot put the lives of American servicemembers, diplomats and others further at risk by engaging in provocative and disproportionate actions.

-
"Disportionate"? Don't you mean "dismemberment"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

39 34 Gee, I wonder how inclined NY state's redistricting people would be to redline the district of a bint who cost them billions in tax money. *ponders*
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

They'll zero out a Republican. Bank it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (N6MbC)


We have none in the city. If it's the state, they will be gunning for Lee Zeldin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (zBaqJ)

40 She'll have time at last to pen her memoirs. The literary world waits with breathless anticipation.

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (u4/yY)

41 She can pour me a beer but the head best be perfect.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

If she can do both at the same time, she's a keeper.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (N6MbC)

42 I'm not even sure her constituents born in America know what "enumerator" means. Great start for her outreach!

Posted by: pookysgirl, queen of the sweeping machine at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (XKZwp)

43 she will work harder than ever in her life to get to the magical number of years 'serving' in Congress so she can get her sweet sweet 'retirement' bennies

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (uS2EJ)

44 RE: Molyneux's statement that Iran has been free of war since 1946...*some* reporters get it:

https://tinyurl.com/v8ztphe

Zahra Kazemi's family must feel just a little bit of satisfation today.

Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (DJFLF)

45 Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."
Posted by: aelfheld


not counting people not taxed sounds good and many if not most illegals are Indians.

Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (nFwvY)

46 AOC's district is ALREADY a totally bogus gerrymandered district -- check out the map of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ New_York%27s_14th_congressional_district#/media/ File:New_York_US_Congressional_District_14_(since_2013).tif

(Remove spaces)

It's half in the BRonx, half in Queens, and what they call "discontinuous." The district should even exist on general principles anyway.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (fK2gX)

47 Texas looks guaranteed to pick up two, and has a good shot of adding three.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

48 11 "But of course we allocate Congressional districts based on illegal immigrant/non-citizen populations because we live in ClownWorld where nothing makes sense."


Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."

Posted by: aelfheld at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (IxDhF)

Mexicans are untaxed Indians.

Posted by: Someguy at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (9PapW)

49 43 she will work harder than ever in her life to get to the magical number of years 'serving' in Congress so she can get her sweet sweet 'retirement' bennies

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (uS2EJ)


I think it's just four years...two terms.

Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

50 should even exist = shouldN'T even exist

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (fK2gX)

51 34
Gee, I wonder how inclined NY state's redistricting people would be to
redline the district of a bint who cost them billions in tax money.
*ponders*

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:40 PM (RD7QR)



They'll zero out a Republican. Bank it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:44 PM (N6MbC)
Do not underestimate the power of stupid. The Dems have full control in all of the NY State government. Gov. Cuomo refused to allow NY Federal judges to officiate weddings because some of them were appointed by Trump. So the stupid runs very very deep there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (N39Ws)

52 10 I read that CA might lose a congressional seat as well. Made me happy, yes indeed!
Posted by: IC
________

The problem with this is that California loses a congressional seat because the leftists are fleeing the hellhole that they voted into existence, and moving to Colorado, Texas, Montana and Idaho so they can repeat their magic.

Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (9vQJW)

53 I've expected them to redistrict her out of a job for a year now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

54 >>She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.

Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

55 I heard the Mensa Club is looking for a new president. Maybe this dunce should apply to clean that persons toilet.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (3inwt)

56 the enumerators

Oh, c'mon, Someone wrote that word for her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (H9cB7)

57 1
Toothy McBigTits can get a job at Amazon in PR...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:38 PM

Learn to pole dance.

Posted by: Reality at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (3pPRn)

58 California is projected to lose seats too. Might be the only way to get living incumbents (D) to leave the House.

Posted by: Big V at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (B06Zw)

59 ... so that her illegals will report themselves to the census and
her district keeps up its on-paper population.

________



"Or you can simply buy-off census takers to make shit up -- I mean, who's going to stop us and it's not like even if we get busted anybody will be punished. Win-Win, baby!" -- George Soros

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (RGTnM)

60 Hey, whatever happened to that case about gerrymandering that went to SCOTUS last year or so?

The one where they proposed a mathematical model that could be used to determine if districts were "too gerrymandered"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (KUaJL)

61 I'm too am promoting a census, - of AOC's sweater puppies, - to make sure she gets all the funds and services she's due.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)

62 This Jerrymandering of Congressional districts stinks. They need to just use what the state government uses (and has used for a long time without trouble): counties.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (HaL55)

63 And the $15 min wage caused her last employer to go out of business.

Posted by: henry at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (J3Rfi)

64 She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:43 PM (H8QX

Yep.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (EI35j)

65 54 >>She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.

Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)


I think she has a better shot at getting Pudgy Jellobrains. Depends on how much the Maoists want to push that fight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

66

I agree she's not going to vanish in a puff of smoke like Jeannie nodded her head at the fool, but she's not going to the federal level again. My guess is state legislature, mayor, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

67 Mumble after me...She's not going anywhere. Lather, etc.

Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (RuIsu)

68 Even if they don't lose reps, they can still redistrict.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (r+sAi)

69 60 Hey, whatever happened to that case about gerrymandering that went to SCOTUS last year or so?

The one where they proposed a mathematical model that could be used to determine if districts were "too gerrymandered"?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 03, 2020 02:47 PM (KUaJL)

SCOTUS tossed it out. It's a "political question", one that is not appropriate for the Court to interfere in.

leftists wept.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (Kpl3J)

70 LOLGF, chica!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (zHXTb)

71 14 She can pour me a beer but the head best be perfect.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear,
And it shows them pearly white.

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (QE8X6)

72 Do not underestimate the power of stupid. The Dems have full control in all of the NY State government. Gov. Cuomo refused to allow NY Federal judges to officiate weddings because some of them were appointed by Trump. So the stupid runs very very deep there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (N39Ws)

Agree, but at the same time at the end of the day, they're team players. Much better than the GOP. They deserve credit for that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM (N6MbC)

73

You're gonna love this:

Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with Iran because of Trump.

I shit you not

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (iLERM)

74 The other members of the radical bitch squad will be more troubling (although they're ALL under investigation for a variety of federal crimes).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

75 Noted Census protester and Chianti aficionado dead at 57.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (EI35j)

76 Then she can spend all there on the glorious Revolution from Having to Pay for Shit!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (1ISKN)

77 I'm a former NY'er. Knocking off a sitting Senator there is all but impossible. Of course, all have D's after their names in this scenario because NY. AOC only gets to be a senator if it is decided for her, as it was for Jello-brain.

And I don't see Jello-brain going anywhere anytime soon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (H9cB7)

78 62 This Jerrymandering of Congressional districts stinks. They need to just use what the state government uses (and has used for a long time without trouble): counties.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (HaL55)

That would be fantastic for Texas - since we have 254 Counties!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (Kpl3J)

79 Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Haha, nope. Gillibrand is a backstabber who doesn't have the hard backing of either the Clinton or Obama machines. She's a charmless cipher. In short, exactly the candidate most vulnerable to AOC, no matter how much money she gets. It's not a guaranteed win, but I'd put zero money on Gillibrand.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (uzXua)

80 Mumble after me...She's not going anywhere. Lather, etc.
Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2020 02:48 PM (RuIsu)


She ain't goin' nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2JnDKvuNzw

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (aS1PU)

81 Good riddance to bad rubbish. Here's hoping anyways.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (tpKHK)

82 >>Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Can you imagine AOC vs Gillibrand? It would be a dumb-off.

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (QE8X6)

83 Send AOC over to Baghdad airport, photograph her crying while looking through a chain link fence at the remains of Soleimani's burned-out car.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (COzlW)

84 Trump pulls a rabbit out of his hat.

https://bit.ly/36mc5Xr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)

85 >>I think she has a better shot at getting Pudgy Jellobrains. Depends on how much the Maoists want to push that fight.

She won her highly gerrymandered district with almost nobody even voting. The idea that she has this huge mass appeal is largely a media creation.

She would not have the support of the NY state party and her brand of crazy would not suit her well in a state wide race.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

86 Texas looks guaranteed to pick up two, and has a good shot of adding three.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J

Any new district in the urban cities will unfortunately likely vote Dem. They may though create a new district in The Woodlands area.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (CCNCh)

87 Crap, my last post sounded just like Kurt. I need coffee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (1ISKN)

88 Gillibrand was *placed* into Felonia's old senate seat.

That means some *very* powerful forces in NY are behind her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (H9cB7)

89 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's
preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state
of war" with Iran because of Trump.



I shit you not

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (iLERM)
Great, so since he's "preparing" for it, if they do get attacked, it's his own fault, right?

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (EI35j)

90 Can you imagine AOC vs Gillibrand? It would be a dumb-off.
Posted by: Caliban


it might even get the 19th repealed by acclamation

Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

91 82 >>Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Can you imagine AOC vs Gillibrand? It would be a dumb-off.
Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 02:51 PM (QE8X6)

Election by naked jello wrestling. Eight rounds, eye-gouging and hair-pulling mandatory, folding chairs as needed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

92 Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (im6pB)

93 82 >>Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Can you imagine AOC vs Gillibrand? It would be a dumb-off.
Posted by: Caliban
__________

I could moderate the debate. I know lots of words.

Posted by: Sen. Patty Murray at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (9vQJW)

94 Any new district in the urban cities will unfortunately likely vote Dem.

Pffft. Computers. Republican legislature. Done.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:54 PM (Boy/L)

95 Flying pig alert!

David French@DavidAFrench
There's much to say about the potential strategic benefits (and perils) of tonight's decision, but make no mistake, separate congressional authorization was not necessary. This was not a separate act of war in the constitutional sense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

96 Donkey choppers is a perfect name for her. Bravo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at January 03, 2020 02:54 PM (SK2xO)

97 Guys, this is terrible news!

AOC's got the best tits in Congress!

Although this might free her up to do porn...

Guys, this is wonderful news!

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (fcPWy)

98 @Qasam_Soleimani

Stop asking if there's goats down here.

This is hell, not heaven.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (5kpOR)

99 >>Election by naked jello wrestling. Eight rounds, eye-gouging and hair-pulling mandatory, folding chairs as needed. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:53 PM (RD7QR)


Zod puts his money on Chompers. She's a mudder.

Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (QgtlX)

100 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with Iran because of Trump.

I shit you not

Posted by: Soothsayer


We have been since Carter and the embassy fiasco.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (7/YOc)

101 The Dems who control Albany will have to decide whether to eliminate two Republican seat, or AOC's seat plus one Republican.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (qyH+l)

102 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's
preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto stateof war" with Iran because of Trump.


Yeah, Trump traveled through time to make the Iranians the murderous shithooks that they have been for 40 years.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (Boy/L)

103 -
--
Do not underestimate the power of stupid. The Dems
have full control in all of the NY State government. Gov. Cuomo refused
to allow NY Federal judges to officiate weddings because some of them
were appointed by Trump. So the stupid runs very very deep there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2020 02:46 PM (N39Ws)



Agree, but at the same time at the end of the day, they're team
players. Much better than the GOP. They deserve credit for that.


Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 02:49 PM

--------------------------

The credit should go also to the power of stupid. They are not intelligent enough to think for themselves and therefore MUST follow the team because they lack the brain power to formulate any other alternatives.

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (RVcmP)

104 95 Flying pig alert!

David French@DavidAFrench
There's much to say about the potential strategic benefits (and perils) of tonight's decision, but make no mistake, separate congressional authorization was not necessary. This was not a separate act of war in the constitutional sense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

Bah. Blind squirrel, pumpkin fucking, some assembly required.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

105 I'm still holding to my prediction that AOC won't even be the nominee for her current seat this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (qlpyb)

106 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with Iran because of Trump.

*Snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (xnC+1)

107 The SOTU address should be must see TV this year.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (RueoN)

108 wouldn't hit it with y5's dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (KP5rU)

109 Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."
Posted by: aelfheld at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (IxDhF)


If tourists are people too then Nevada and Hawaii might get another representative out of it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (1g7ch)

110 I get the feeling we will never be rid of this chick. She is too good at hogging the spotlight.

So. . . if she is redistricted out of Congress, where will she land - MSNBC, Hollywood n(say, developing programing for Barry and Michelle), PBS?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

111 Undercount?


Like to guess how many districts they have only because illegals are especially unable to combat an "overcount"?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (oRpiG)

112 107 The SOTU address should be must see TV this year.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (RueoN)

Every female Democrat has to wear a handmaid's costume. Except Sinema, she gets the leather bustier.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

113 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera\
====
look who just blinked

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (f0Vn9)

114 Glad you covered this, Ace. I read this earlier and laughed out loud.

She's a fraud, like most on the left. Not only a fraud, but one of the dumbest people recently allowed through those doors.

We are dumbfounded at the competition she has in sheila jackson lee and maxine waters, joey biden and even pelosi.

The break up of the "squad" will be fun. Who will survive?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (vEIlU)

115 Flying pig alert!

David French@DavidAFrench
There's much to say about the potential strategic benefits (and perils) of tonight's decision, but make no mistake, separate congressional authorization was not necessary. This was not a separate act of war in the constitutional sense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

On OANN this morning, they were skyping a call to the former mayor of Shiloh, Israel. Great interview, he was almost giddy about Sale, whatever's, death. Reviewed a list of hideous things the now crispy General was responsible for and when asked about the WH keeping this secret from everyone, including the Dems. he snorted and said he wouldn't have told Schumer or Pelosi either. " Because immediately the leaks would have started. I wouldn't trust them with this information at all".

It was glorious.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (nRc8Q)

116 Or worse, what if she decides to run for mayor?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

117 Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear,
And it shows them pearly white.

-
Just a handjob if you please, dear.
I'm afraid you might take a bite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

118 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera\
====
look who just blinked
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (f0Vn9)


LOLGF

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (aS1PU)

119 113 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera\
====
look who just blinked
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (f0Vn9)


Tell them that all the lawyers are Jewish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (zBaqJ)

120 I see the Dem narrative that terrorism against American civilians is simply a "response" to bad behavior by the USA is alive and well.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (EI35j)

121 Test

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (aR6C/)

122 IF AOC gets redistricted, Trump could make her an ambassador somewhere where outspoken women are admired. Like, say, Oman.

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (QE8X6)

123 She won her highly gerrymandered district with almost nobody even voting. The idea that she has this huge mass appeal is largely a media creation.†

She would not have the support of the NY state party and her brand of crazy would not suit her well in a state wide race.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

In modern New York, she'd have to screw up pretty badly to to not win the Democrat vote along with the Senate seat. The dynamic with the hard left calling shots is seen even in the presidential race. Joe Crowley had the support of Pelosi and the party: look what that got him.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (uzXua)

124 Never happen.

She raised more than any other House Fem in Q3, including Pelosi.


She is backed by the far left base.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (NSFCQ)

125 122 IF AOC gets redistricted, Trump could make her an ambassador somewhere where outspoken women are admired. Like, say, Oman.
Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (QE8X6)


Yemen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2020 02:59 PM (zBaqJ)

126 So. . . if she is redistricted out of Congress, where will she land - MSNBC, Hollywood n(say, developing programing for Barry and Michelle), PBS?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

Ummmmmm.....PronHub.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (Z+IKu)

127 >>The break up of the "squad" will be fun. Who will survive?


Ilhan Omar seems to be teflon - I think she has some powerful backers protecting her.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

128 I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd tell them "Bring it on--I'm your dingleberry!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

129 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani.

Told you so. Weakest of weak hands. And welcome to the veto power, dillholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (Boy/L)

130 Iran will recommend biannual meetings for the Trump Administration.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (EI35j)

131 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)


SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (GbPPJ)

132 100
Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for
attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with
Iran because of Trump.



I shit you not



Posted by: Soothsayer





We have been since Carter and the embassy fiasco.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 02:55 PM (7/YOc)


Does he even remember 9-11?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (ymnmz)

133 ''look who just blinked''

I think they got the message. They can go back to pretreating the brown stains on their undies now.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:01 PM (RueoN)

134 Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."
Posted by: aelfheld at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (IxDhF)

[Lightbulb]

Pass a law in Congress that replaces every instance of the word "alien" with "Indian".

Boom!

Problem solved.

[/Lightbulb]

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 03:01 PM (fcPWy)

135 109 Amendment XIV, Section 2, "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed."
Posted by: aelfheld at January 03, 2020 02:41 PM (IxDhF)

If tourists are people too then Nevada and Hawaii might get another representative out of it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (1g7ch)

Should be amended to clarify that this means citizens and legal residents only, and not illegals, people on any form of temporary visa, transients, or part-time residents.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 03:01 PM (J+mig)

136 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with Iran because of Trump.

I shit you not
Posted by: Soothsayer


"BuT rUdI gUiLiAnI's LoSiNg hIs MiNd!!@$%" = Every NeverTrumper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 03:01 PM (y0bm1)

137 Practice your pole dancing AOC, you're too stupid to learn to code.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 03, 2020 03:01 PM (prSvo)

138 I think Rammstein said it best about AOC:

https://tinyurl.com/Te-Quiero-Puta-AOC

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (5kpOR)

139 wouldn't hit it with y5's dick.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:56 PM (KP5rU)

What happened to him?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (N6MbC)

140 On OANN this morning, they were skyping a call to
the former mayor of Shiloh, Israel. Great interview, he was almost
giddy about Sale, whatever's, death. Reviewed a list of hideous things
the now crispy General was responsible for and when asked about the WH
keeping this secret from everyone, including the Dems. he snorted and
said he wouldn't have told Schumer or Pelosi either. " Because
immediately the leaks would have started. I wouldn't trust them with
this information at all".



It was glorious.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (nRc8Q)


It does appear that Trump told Graham, so I think he knows who his necessary allies are and acts accordingly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (wDz+b)

141 I get the feeling we will never be rid of this chick. She is too good at hogging the spotlight.

So.
. . if she is redistricted out of Congress, where will she land -
MSNBC, Hollywood n(say, developing programing for Barry and Michelle),
PBS?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

Morning Joe. Throuple. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (q1Pj5)

142
Oooh, but save a seat for ChelZee! That Clinton "can do" attitude is exactly what this country needs right now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

143 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani.

Told you so. Weakest of weak hands. And welcome to the veto power, dillholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (Boy/L)

So sue us. I don't think Trump is the least bit bothered by that.
Discovery should be fun.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (nRc8Q)

144 On the one hand, I'm hearing that the big blue states are going to lose seats due to people moving out. On the other hand, I'm hearing that the big blue states are going to pick up seats due to the large numbers of illegal aliens who haved moved into those states.
So I'm not celebrating quite yet.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 03:03 PM (cGdLe)

145 pretty sure that taint hasn't been scrubbed since 1994. i'm sure personal hygiene is way down on her list of priorities. probably need a putty knife to pry off her panties.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:03 PM (KP5rU)

146 Or worse, what if she decides to run for mayor?
Posted by: Lizzy


Then she only screws NYC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (7/YOc)

147
So.
. . if she is redistricted out of Congress, where will she land - MSNBC, Hollywood n(say, developing programing for Barry and Michelle), PBS?


Arm and eye candy for Bernie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (pNxlR)

148 >>Joe Crowley had the support of Pelosi and the party: look what that got him.

He tried a new campaign strategy that failed him.

He didn't campaign. At all. He even sent a surrogate to a debate.

There are something like 220,000 registered Democrat voters in her district. A grand total of 27,000 even bothered to vote and she won by 4,000.

Even Gillibrand isn't that bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

149 OT

Per FNC:

McConnell under no uncertain terms is having any shit from Schumer or Pelosi

Says it's time to render "Sober Judgement" and they have done enough damage already.

2020 starting out quite nice

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (aR6C/)

150 @73 Did Wilhelm say on what side he was preparing? It's hard to say.
For what it may be worth, Iran declared war on the U.S. when the Ayatollah took over. That has the force of international law on their side. Whether we voted to reciprocate or not has no bearing at The Hague or the Court of Justice. If anyone knows of when they undeclared, sing out now.

@109 Many have felt that the "Indians not taxed" issue ended when all Indians were granted citizenship, essentially legalizing a dual citizenship in the tribal nation and the big country. Can't remember anybody being against it.

But that phrase was clearly in there for a reason, like the 3/5 business was in there for a reason. It was not the intention of the framers to provide representation to those who had no intention of participation. Until recently, no one could have foreseen such a circumstance. Guess what -- it's time. As things stand just now, it's safer for the courts to deal with this than the congress. And ain't that somethin.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (oRpiG)

151 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera\†
====†
look who just blinked

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 02:57 PM (f0Vn9)

Ahahahaha!

I knew we'd go from "ALLAHU AKBAR" to "make Orange Man stop hitting me" but not even I thought it would happen today!!

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (uzXua)

152
It does appear that Trump told Graham, so I think he knows who his necessary allies are and acts accordingly.
=====
He gave him a scoop of ice cream and let him sit on the couch and watch the drone live feed. Then he told him to toddle off to the nearest microphone.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 03:05 PM (UEVZC)

153 DIRECTIVE:


All future meetings of the IRGC Staff will be conducted by Skype. Next Wednesday's potluck and team building exercise is cancelled.


General Al-Beindabunkah

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 03:05 PM (wDz+b)

154 ''2020 starting out quite nice ''

Yes indeedy!

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:05 PM (RueoN)

155 The election is in 10 months.


Unreal.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 03:05 PM (NSFCQ)

156 On OANN this morning, they were skyping a call to the former mayor of Shiloh, Israel. Great interview, he was almost giddy about Sale, whatever's, death. Reviewed a list of hideous things the now crispy General was responsible for and when asked about the WH keeping this secret from everyone, including the Dems. he snorted and said he wouldn't have told Schumer or Pelosi either. " Because immediately the leaks would have started. I wouldn't trust them with this information at all".

It was glorious.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 02:58 PM (nRc8Q)


I figure Israel was in on the intel, helping the Trump administration on this hit. How could they not be, tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:06 PM (vEIlU)

157 Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of Soleimani. "It was clearly a terrorist action," he said - Al Jazeera
====
look who just blinked

Posted by: simplemind

Ahahahaha!

I knew we d go from "ALLAHU AKBAR" to "make Orange Man stop hitting me" but not even I thought it would happen today!!
=======
Guess they really musta got TRUMPED.

Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2020 03:06 PM (UEVZC)

158 149 OT

Per FNC:

McConnell under no uncertain terms is having any shit from Schumer or Pelosi

Says it's time to render "Sober Judgement" and they have done enough damage already.

2020 starting out quite nice
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (aR6C/)

The Turtle needs to set a deadline: articles of impeachment on my desk by COB next Wednesday or we vote now and move on.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

159 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers May Lose Her District as New York's Congressional Delegation Shrinks

THIS will be on my prayer list!

Why aren't these illegals arrested and deported?
Clear them out one Congressional district at a time.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2020 03:06 PM (QMwOT)

160 Iran says they are going to pursue all legal avenues to retaliate.

Yeah, that's what I thought

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (9VeU0)

161 The Iranian legal dispute is one hand.

Watch the other.

Posted by: Ha at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (NSFCQ)

162
Iranian Foreign Minister says Iran will launch "legal measures" at the
international level to "hold US to account" for the killing of
Soleimani.



Told you so. Weakest of weak hands. And welcome to the veto power, dillholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (Boy/L)



So sue us. I don't think Trump is the least bit bothered by that.

Discovery should be fun.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 03:02 PM (nRc8Q)

Wut, are they going to hire Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer, to go after a big settlement?

https://youtu.be/MxFC-aWQJXw

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (q1Pj5)

163 NYC has a plethora of intersectional sh*tholes. She'll just move to a different one.

Posted by: mnw at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (Cssks)

164 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

They're a good start.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (N6MbC)

165 obama-administration-stopped-israel-from-assassinating-soleimani-in-2015/

Not only stopped them, told Iran

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (85Gof)

166 Think of them as a mafia not a political party.

Then there will be fewer surprises about protocols.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (kfm/V)

167 Qasem Soleimani
@Qasam_Soleimani 1h

They've got to build a whole new skyscraper down here just to fit everyone who made the new Cats movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 03:08 PM (y0bm1)

168 She's not going anywhere. She'll run for senate if she loses her district.

--

I agree that she isn't going anywhere. She will be like a louse in the hair of American politics for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2020 03:08 PM (JoUsr)

169 Ilhan Omar seems to be teflon - I think she has some powerful backers protecting her.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (bDqIh)


like CAIR, even though her screwing around and flaunting relationships do not match the religion. But it is all for the cause

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

170 >>The Turtle needs to set a deadline: articles of impeachment on my desk by COB next Wednesday or we vote now and move on.

Sen. Josh Hawley has said that if Pelosi does not deliver them on Monday he will seek to have them be dismissed.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

171 Wut, are they going to hire Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer, to go after a big settlement?


Hire Schiff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:08 PM (85Gof)

172 164; only if you're superficial.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:09 PM (KP5rU)

173 The Turtle needs to set a deadline: articles of impeachment on my desk by COB next Wednesday or we vote now and move on.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

If I was Mitch: "You got 60 minutes to get the articles and a giant cup of Dunkin coffee on my desk. Don't think I'm kidding about the coffee."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 03, 2020 03:09 PM (J+mig)

174 ''Guess they really musta got TRUMPED.''

God only knows what went on at a "diplomatic level'' Whatever it was must have been at least 4 scoops worthy. Is it too early to say I'm looking forward to PDT's memoirs and that I'm almost giddy with anticipation?

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:09 PM (RueoN)

175 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.

Lol.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (zkpQk)

176 Iran to launch legal measures? What, via the UN? Bwahahahaha

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

177 McConnell under no uncertain terms is having any shit from Schumer or Pelosi

Says it's time to render "Sober Judgement" and they have done enough damage already.

2020 starting out quite nice
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (aR6C/)

Also watched the entire Turtle speech to open the Senate. It was also Glorious, in that the Turtle outlined in no uncertain terms why the WH took out the Iranaian, and then moved on to the farce that is called the House Impeachment. I highly suggest you all here watch it. He was direct, is not allowing Pelosi to dictate how the Senate conducts a trial, went into detail as to why impeachment is a political move and Senators are NOT jurors like in a criminal trial, so they can read reports, watch the news, etc. Explained a lot about the founder's fear of political impeachment and why we have to follow the constitutuion, went back to Clinton's trial and brought up every democrats comments, complaints and votes( including Schumer voting against articles of impeachment in committee, and in the House for Clinton and then bragging that he would not vote to remove in the Senate "while he was running for the Senate" as a campaign promise.

McConnell was grinning during that tale.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (nRc8Q)

178 Meh. AOC will run again and win or lose before then. If the dims are sick of her she will lose and if they're using her to push the envelope of acceptable stupidity she'll stay.
Both parties need their bomb-throwers and the dems have the squad.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (z79tQ)

179 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (GbPPJ)

*Builds the pyre where the unbeliever shall be burned*

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (fcPWy)

180 boobs aint everything, dipshits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)



They're a good start.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (N6MbC)

A necessary but insufficient condition.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (q1Pj5)

181 ot a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.

Lol.
==========
Why would I NOT?

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (UEVZC)

182 153 Mikey

Funny!

I would add, "Until further notice, all secret instructions will be transmitted by carrier pigeon."

Posted by: mnw at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (Cssks)

183 175 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.

Lol.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 03, 2020 03:10 PM (zkpQk)

In a sane world I'd say they're becoming self-aware...but nope, they're just insane with hate.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (ayFCE)

184 So can someone explain to me why this IRANIAN general was by the BAGDAD, IRAQ airport?

PDT called their bluff.

Iranian oil refineries are quite vulnerable....
So are Saudi.....
And us now being a net oil exporter.....

Heh!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (QMwOT)

185 Isn't it time for Obama to go on another worldwide apology tour for America?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (RGTnM)

186 >>obama-administration-stopped-israel-from-assassinating-soleimani-in-2015/

>>Not only stopped them, told Iran

Mike Flynn believed that Iran was heavily involved in Benghazi. Adds a whole new dimension on what might have happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

187 ''Iran to launch legal measures? What, via the UN? Bwahahahaha''

My thoughts too. Like the president gives 2 shits about "international'' legal measures.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (RueoN)

188 If we have any sense, we will start talking a lot about census workers reporting illegals to ICE for deportation, even if we have no intention of doing that.

Make sure it is circulated around the illegal community.

Maybe even send an ICE official around with census teams.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (v8Vzu)

189 Bitch can learn to code. Surely anyone who can fetch drinks and make change with a hand held calculator can learn programming.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (hAdu/)

190 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.


Is there a leak in the kitchen?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

191 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers May Lose Her District as New York's Congressional Delegation Shrinks
.........

a sex tape might help.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

192 >>Not a joke...



CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.



Lol.

- - -

They are so transparent. They know that Obama was mocked for golfing when the bin Laden thing went down, so they seek to do this to Trump*. The only problem is that with Trump, it only makes him sound more badass.

*See also: "Trump's Benghazi!!" -- oh, Benghazi was a bad thing now, you guys? It's no longer "What difference does it make" move on you loser?!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

193 187 ''Iran to launch legal measures? What, via the UN? Bwahahahaha''

My thoughts too. Like the president gives 2 shits about "international'' legal measures.
Posted by: Tuna

ok then.
nuke Turtle Bay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)

194 But that phrase was clearly in there for a reason, like the 3/5 business was in there for a reason. It was not the intention of the framers to provide representation to those who had no intention of participation.

Yeah I think it would be a very simple and logical, easily defended court decision to say that applies to any resident non-citizen basically squatting in the USA rather than an active, legal participant.

In other words, Oregon could not swell its ranks of congressional power by importing 60 million swahili just for the purposes of the census.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

195 144, The article that had everyone tearing their hair out here was from the Center for Immigration Studies found here https://preview.tinyurl.com/qn9aunl

If you read the first bullet point of the abstract, you will find that CIS says itself that the immigration change of 26 seats is CUMULATIVE and not the specific change in apportioning seats from the 2010 Census to 2020. A more serious issue is that large number of ineligible voters leads to rotten boroughs problem where folks like AOC win in a rotten borough with relatively few votes while Republican voters are concentrated into districts with a large percentage of voters relative to non-voters. Shifts power from rural and suburban districts to urban districts for example within a state.

I believe that the original report was mangled by a columnist at one of the rightie new sites and then spread in a panic throughout the interwebz.

Posted by: whig at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (/odM+)

196 i stand by my comment. fuck all y'all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (KP5rU)

197 Former Fox News Host Courtney Friel Alleges Trump Once Tried to Convince Her to Kiss Him

Psshaw

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (3aI0K)

198 Come on, not having her around will be boring. She has to be one of the best Republican vote getters around.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCEU2)

199 We need an organized way of inspiring EEEvil KKKonservatives in hard blue areas to ignore the census.

Since all we're doing by responding is boosting the illegal representation.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (GDtEt)

200 ''Iranian oil refineries are quite vulnerable.... ''

And as a learned moron pointed out last night ,China really needs that oil so I'll bet Xi was on the phone to Khamenei real quick.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:14 PM (RueoN)

201 Surely anyone who can fetch drinks and make change with a hand held calculator can learn programming.

Its probably unfair, but I get the impression she was the boss's side piece who would pour beers and dance on the bar but wasn't exactly a mixologist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

202 Trump talking live

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (vEIlU)

203 Legal measures. Is that the same method of measurement they used to measure really tiny penises?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (kfm/V)

204 There are something like 220,000 registered Democrat voters in her district. A grand total of 27,000 even bothered to vote and she won by 4,000.†

Even Gillibrand isn't that bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

But AOC has been pulling in more money since. Not less. It isn't enough to win a Senate race by itself, but it's a sign of how deep her support is on the local and national levels.

I doubt the hard left of the Democrats will appreciate being forced away from the table. Maybe AOC will fade out before 2024. And maybe not. The whole point of the Twittersphere is to have skill at keeping eyes on you. Kanye has it. Trump has it. AOC has it.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (uzXua)

205 Former Fox News Host Courtney Friel Alleges Trump Once Tried to Convince Her to Kiss Him It.



Psshaw

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 03:13 PM (3aI0K)

Fixed

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (q1Pj5)

206 Surely anyone who can fetch drinks and make change with a hand held calculator can learn programming.

Its probably unfair, but I get the impression she was the boss's side piece who would pour beers and dance on the bar but wasn't exactly a mixologist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

Watching her use cocktail shakers could have been entertaining.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

207 Wut, are they going to hire Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer, to go after a big settlement?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (q1Pj5)

Morgan and Morgan.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 03:15 PM (qyH+l)

208 175 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.
______________

Hope he had two scoops.

Or more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (k4dH2)

209 197 Former Fox News Host Courtney Friel Alleges Trump Once Tried to Convince Her to

I thought Trump just grabbed mish when he felt like it. You mean he actually takes no for an answer?

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (GDtEt)

210 Like the president gives 2 shits about "international'' legal measures.

Posted by: Tuna

===
I think he cares a lot about messaging. He whacked an iranian who was not in iran. Simple message - stay home, and nothing bad happens.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (hbHx/)

211 She could just get an early start on her next gig. Pornhub is waiting. She might be a niche market taste though.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (bCLt0)

212 How many districts will Californicated lose?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (iiT9X)

213 Just a reminder, via a caller to Rush: Obama droned a 16 year old American student in Yemen.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (br0DX)

214 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)

215 I think McConnells strategy is working. It's on the House to present the case of guilt. He understands that if there is all of this so called new evidence, then they must go back amend their report and revote on impeachment.

This does nothing to help the Democrats at all because now they will have tried to shoot their load twice in one session while everybody is already exhausted from this obvious partisan hit job.

It was obvious to him from day one that the goal of Pelosi and all the other morons in the house where to get their foot in the door with articles and then have another complete shitshow in the Senate. He's not playing their game

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (aR6C/)

216 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)

Lol

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

217 MUMR sighting!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

218 Winning, not tired. Liberal tears, not enough. Trump is the boss.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (xceTB)

219 ''I think he cares a lot about messaging. He whacked an iranian who was not in iran. Simple message - stay home, and nothing bad happens. ''

As a former VP candidate used to say ''You betcha" he does.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (RueoN)

220 Whoa, either I'm really tired or we had a MUMR sighting.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

221 international'' legal measures.

.....

Like "stone" and "liters" except spelled "litres"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (v8Vzu)

222 Donny Two Scoops is bringing it on FBN.
He just finished his statement.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

223

Trump coming out hard.

Target ready. Ready to take out what is needed...

whoa baby

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)

224 211 AOC would blow up pronhub.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (xceTB)

225 MUMR's heart just doesn't seem in it anymore, don't ya think?

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (bCLt0)

226

Short statement by Trump, no QandA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (vEIlU)

227 "We took action to stop a war, not to start a war."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (ufFY8)

228 Salami, Salami, Kablooey

Posted by: Bugs at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (2cfUo)

229 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
.........

He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

230 AOC will be one of the hags on The View.

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

231 Hearing Democratic response to the hit on the General sure does seem they lost a dear friend.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (ZCEU2)

232 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (GbPPJ)

*Builds the pyre where the unbeliever shall be burned*
Posted by: Robert


*gathers wood and collects donations of gasoline.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (7/YOc)

233 Here is sober, serious, Fox News host Courtney Friel with her "Ab News" segment:

https://tinyurl.com/yx7exnmb

You're welcome.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (EI35j)

234 MUMR's heart just doesn't seem in it anymore, don't ya think?
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (bCLt0)


he/she is growing up
*sniff* tear *sniff*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (vEIlU)

235 ''MUMR sighting!''

One doesn't just drop a stement like that without telling us where.

Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (RueoN)

236 shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged

Glad to hear the good news about the houses. Moving can be a chore.

I'll raise a glass of sparkling cider to your future colocated happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (u82oZ)

237 224
211 AOC would blow up pronhub.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 03:18 PM (xceTB)

And probably me, too.

Posted by: Peter North at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (ufFY8)

238 224; obviously never been to pronhub. aoc wouldn't start the meter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (KP5rU)

239 a sex tape might help.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (v0R5T)


Imma say maybe not.

Posted by: Former Rep Katie Hill at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (9VeU0)

240 CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.

-
And Salami was having chicken surprise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

241 AOC will be one of the hags on The View.

Yeah, she'll be prominent somewhere being stupid and loud. Her kind never goes away, but her looks are not gonna hold out much longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

242 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
.........

He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.
Posted by: wth


Whew! Another one saved.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (7/YOc)

243 08 175 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.
______________

Hope he had two scoops.

Or more.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (k4dH2)

As many scoops as his gold plated bowl could hold!

With syrup AND whipped cream!

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (fcPWy)

244 has tfg weighed in on his bro gettin hellfired?

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (nzKWW)

245 Naughty Handmaid Costumes available on Amazon. Ironically.

Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (RuIsu)

246 Women are a thousand times sexier with real small ones than big fake ones.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (EI35j)

247 232 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2020 03:00 PM (GbPPJ)

*Builds the pyre where the unbeliever shall be burned*
Posted by: Robert


*gathers wood and collects donations of gasoline.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (7/YOc)

No, but they definitely are a Thing. Along with other wonderful ladybits.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (bCLt0)

248 ''AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''

She ain't getting my seat!

Posted by: Megan Mc. at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (RueoN)

249 Hearing Democratic response to the hit on the General sure does seem they lost a dear friend.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (ZCEU2)
.........

Did they thank him for his service?

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

250 Not a joke...

CNN just tweeted that Trump had ice cream as Salami was getting taken out.

--

What did Obama "have" while our ambassador was getting taken out?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2020 03:22 PM (JoUsr)

251 Bartending is a revered and austere profession.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2020 03:22 PM (RVnO7)

252 "And Salami was having chicken surprise."
Wild Turkey Surprise. Some of you know the reference.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (hbHx/)

253 AOC will be one of the hags on The View.

Yeah, she'll be prominent somewhere being stupid and loud. Her kind never goes away, but her looks are not gonna hold out much longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)


they put Harf on Fox, but is she gone already?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (vEIlU)

254 229 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
.........

He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

You've got to wait a little while before you talk about the hot iron. Just saying.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

255 Hearing Democratic response to the hit on the General sure does seem they lost a dear friend.

They did. They lost the work Kerry had been building up in the region for years to create chaos, war, and instability in Iraq for them to run on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

256 Wut, are they going to hire Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer, to go after a big settlement?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:07 PM (q1Pj5)

Or Alexander Shunnarah, who has a lock on all of the billboards here in Huntspatch.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (qyH+l)

257 boobs aint everything, dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

You said it, brother.

But the various responses from the horde made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (WI7YS)

258 I want to believe the President shouted "Surprise!! Cock-fags" when that weapon struck baloney salami 's suv; between spoonfuls of ice cream, of course.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (bML9A)

259 What did Obama "have" while our ambassador was getting taken out?


IT WAS ICE CREAM!!!

Posted by: Obama Penguin Joke at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

260 >>''AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''


Heh, she would go scorched earth on ALL of them for not being Lefty enough.

I would not be surprised if she migrated to the media -- the MSM and Hollywood love her.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

261 'AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''

She ain't getting my seat!
Posted by: Megan Mc. at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (RueoN)


seat(s) plural

she needs to start taking care of herself

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (vEIlU)

262 The rest of the 82nd Airborne's Immediate Response Force is deploying, and Trump says the targets in Iran have already been identified and he's ready to order further action if needed.

I bet he's made believers out of the mullahs.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

263 Salami, you magnificent bastard, I read your book

Posted by: Orange Patton at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (2cfUo)

264 ''AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''

She ain't getting my seat!
Posted by: Megan Mc. at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (RueoN)

You probably need two, you can share.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (N6MbC)

265 but her looks are not gonna hold out much longer

I'm with chavez the hugo on this one; AOC has Marty Feldman's eyes and looks like she could effortlessly chew through aluminum siding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (ppBhU)

266 "Her chances of taking out Schumer or Gillibrand are nil.

Posted by: JackStraw"

Yep. Her genuine, earnest, millennial stupidity is no match for the calculated, power hungry, lead-the-lemmings stupidity of those two.

Posted by: Satan at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (MxEKc)

267 For Ocasio-Cortez, a full Census count is more than a matter of making sure her district gets all the funds and services it's due. In a sense, her own political fortunes could hang in the balance.

"...and by 'full census count' we mean 'as many illegals as possible'"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

268 AOC will look like Bernie within 10 years.

Posted by: Obama Penguin Joke at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

269 >>What did Obama "have" while our ambassador was getting taken out?

A full night's sleep, IIRC.
And then and early a.m. flight to Las Vegas for an oppulent fundraiser hosted by Jay Z.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

270 But the various responses from the horde made me laugh.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (WI7YS)

We cant help it; we are hard-wired this way.
And we 'let our hair down' around here.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (ufFY8)

271 262 The rest of the 82nd Airborne's Immediate Response Force is deploying, and Trump says the targets in Iran have already been identified and he's ready to order further action if needed.

I bet he's made believers out of the mullahs.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (sWM8x)


I am thinking this has a lot to do with the "we'll get lawyers" talk.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (9VeU0)

272 254
229 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years



How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)

.........



He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)



You've got to wait a little while before you talk about the hot iron. Just saying.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

He went right for the 'NL' brand? That'll spook em.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (RVnO7)

273 I would like to see Alexandria O-C go back to bartending. She's be much more useful there. I went to a bar/restaurant on Monday for lunch and the place was jumping!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (WI7YS)

274 I hope GEOTUS yelled,

"meep meep motherfuckers!"

as the bomb went off.........

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (d7Ww2)

275 I felt a great disturbance in the Force - as though millions of boobies cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

276 I'm with chavez the hugo on this one; AOC has Marty Feldman's eyes and looks like she could effortlessly chew through aluminum siding.

When she's not doing the bug eyes thing and has her mouth closed, she can be quite attractive, boobies aside. Its just she has that idiot hole open a lot and looks like a braying donkey as a result.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

277 265
but her looks are not gonna hold out much longer



I'm with chavez the hugo on this one; AOC has Marty Feldman's eyes
and looks like she could effortlessly chew through aluminum siding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (ppBhU)

What hump?

Posted by: Eye-Gor to Frahn Ken Stein at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (ufFY8)

278 254 229 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
.........

He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

You've got to wait a little while before you talk about the hot iron. Just saying.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

----------------------------

Especially if she's complaining about her "monthly visitor"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (CAJOC)

279 AOC has Carly Simon teeth.

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (bCLt0)

280 Hearing Democratic response to the hit on the General sure does seem they lost a dear friend.

They did. They lost the work Kerry had been building up in the region for years to create chaos, war, and instability in Iraq for them to run on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)


Congress is divided over the Supreme Court
and love/hate Israel

Israel is really a line in the sand for many on the new left.

There was a time when Democrats supported Israel. No longer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (vEIlU)

281 229 Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

How are you doing with your new barmaid friend?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
.........

He took our advice yesterday and now for some strange reason she won't talk to him.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

You've got to wait a little while before you talk about the hot iron. Just saying.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 03, 2020 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

But the "spit or swallow" question has to be up front.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (N6MbC)

282 California could lose two. I think it will happen--the illegals in CA and NY are probably thinking, why should I answer the door so some a-hole congresswoman can keep her job?

Posted by: PJ at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (qlTN9)

283 A lot of the Dems were all like "Oh I hope Trump has thought about what's next!"

Apparently he has.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (9VeU0)

284 She could just get an early start on her next gig. Pornhub is waiting. She might be a niche market taste though.
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:16 PM (bCLt0)


What, Hispanic looking chicks with bazangas who talk a lot?

DLN news has that tied down, and the Venezuelan accent make them smokin' hot.

Alex probably sounds Puerto Rican if she is any ways fluent.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (1glZx)

285 *spies Insom*

*sprints*
*leaps*
*twists*
*flips*
*POUNCES*
*rolls*
*pins*
*NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

286 Especially if she's complaining about her "monthly visitor"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (CAJOC)


That the guy who reads the electric meter?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (kUmUV)

287 Take it from someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about boobs. She's not attractive and could bite a pumpkin through a rail fence or eat popcorn out of a bottle. I know that for those of you who do care about boobs, you can't process that, but it's true.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (nRWPy)

288 gotcha!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

289 >>California could lose two. I think it will happen--the illegals in CA
and NY are probably thinking, why should I answer the door so some
a-hole congresswoman can keep her job?


How does the Census count homeless people?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

290 AOC will look like Bernie within 10 years.
Posted by: Obama Penguin Joke at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM

Would have went with RBG

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCEU2)

291 I'm with chavez the hugo on this one; AOC has Marty Feldman's eyes and looks like she could effortlessly chew through aluminum siding.
======
Do not physically connect yourself to crazy.

It leaves a mark on you in ways you can't see.

Posted by: rule one at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (wXzHf)

292 Whoa, holy smokes! That's a great start to 2020!

And thank God it wasn't the otters!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

293 285, Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Wow...I hope Insom is still alive after all that...

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

294 285 *spies Insom*

*sprints*
*leaps*
*twists*
*flips*
*POUNCES*
*rolls*
*pins*
*NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Yay! She is BACK!

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (bCLt0)

295
Speaking of cans. Morgan Brennan on CNBC is showing off her lovely cleavage today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (mpeBU)

296 268 AOC will look like Bernie within 10 years.
Posted by: Obama Penguin Joke at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

She'll be joining Ana Navarro and Sotomayor in the "Wide Latina" aisle.

Posted by: Allie at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (sm6Pk)

297 The rest of the 82nd Airborne's Immediate Response Force is deploying, and Trump says the targets in Iran have already been identified and he's ready to order further action if needed.

I bet he's made believers out of the mullahs.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

The 82nd is deploying for defensive reasons to react to an attack on AMERICAN interests in the region, Not to attack Iran. Iran would feel our rathe from air

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (85Gof)

298 261 'AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''

She ain't getting my seat!
Posted by: Megan Mc. at January 03, 2020 03:21 PM (RueoN)

seat(s) plural

she needs to start taking care of herself
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
___________

You must not have grown up in the South. She's had to eat a lot of funeral potatoes at the dinner after each one of her father's 186 funerals. That's a lot of calories. But she's only got maybe another 50 or so funerals to go, so there's that.

Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (9vQJW)

299 Ward do you think you were a little hard on the Beaver yesterday ????

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (qM84C)

300 How does the Census count homeless people?

If its a left wing census worker (which, sadly is probably most of them): they just get data from an activist group and add it in would be my guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

301 AOC will look like Bernie within 10 years.

Posted by: Obama Penguin Joke at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
.........

Bernie with Nutzi's saggers.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

302 Quite the start to 2020, eh?

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

303 All these articles about CA's population losses always conveniently leave out its gains.

CA's net loss last year was about 39K. That's a sub-division.

That ain't shit in that state. And it's sure not going to be nearly enough to lose even one house seat. Not even in the ballpark.

The census isn't going to save us.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 03:30 PM (H9cB7)

304 Hey is that bitch prosecutor going to bring charges against PDT at the ICC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:31 PM (85Gof)

305 285 *spies Insom*

*sprints*
*leaps*
*twists*
*flips*
*POUNCES*
*rolls*
*pins*
*NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

----------------------------------

The American, French, and Canadian judges are 10s across the board!

The Russian judge gives a ...... 4.5!

Oh, the crowd is not happy with that score!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 03:31 PM (CAJOC)

306 AOC should start her Chaturbate career before she loses her looks

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2020 03:31 PM (FZYNt)

307 Schumer's pussy must ache really bad today !!!!

Posted by: James at January 03, 2020 03:31 PM (qM84C)

308 AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''


Heh, she would go scorched earth on ALL of them for not being Lefty enough.

I would not be surprised if she migrated to the media -- the MSM and Hollywood love her.
Posted by: Lizzy



Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel AOC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (7/YOc)

309 I am pretty sure that anything the Iranian Navy had that was bigger than a speedboat is on the bottom.

They have no airpower.

They mostly have some Russian rockets and missiles that they aren't very good with. And we lew up a shit ton of them in Syria and Iraq. And Israel has been pouding the crap out of them pretty much every day in Lebanon in Syria.

They got nothing.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (9VeU0)

310 California could lose two. I think it will happen--the illegals in CA

and NY are probably thinking, why should I answer the door so some

a-hole congresswoman can keep her job?


How does the Census count homeless people?





Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM

---

They actually have a team that counts the homeless. My wife did the census enumerator job in 2000 and they had special teams that counted homeless people.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (JUOKG)

311 I certainly agree that trust needs to be built up in s]non undocumented citizens. They need to be made aware that they don't have to participate in the census, especially the 2,000 question version, because those census bureau agents are part of ICE. IMMIGRATION, CENSUS and EXPULSION agency just looking for undocumented citizens.

Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (0x00j)

312 She will be featured on bar rescue...

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (nzKWW)

313 I'm not even sure her constituents born in America know what "enumerator" means. Great start for her outreach!
Posted by: pookysgirl, queen of the sweeping machine at January 03, 2020 02:45 PM (XKZwp)


Pfft. It is the number on the bottom of the fraction.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (1glZx)

314 Will Pelosi, Schumer, Kerry, and Obama attend the funeral in Iran ???? Obama's relative killed !!!

Posted by: James at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (qM84C)

315 *NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Yay! She is BACK!

Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:29 PM (bCLt0)
..........

Makeup sex is the best.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

316 If only conservatives had held out in cali and ny. The left are going so far this round. People are perking up, even those faithful to the dem party.

Dems voted for Trump, there is no doubt. And they will probably do so again.

The hate the left are whipping up just won't work. Only for the very dumb.

If there was ever a time for the GOP to run strong candidates in the far left lunatic districts of cali and ny, this is it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (vEIlU)

317 The Russian judge gives a ...... 4.5!

Oh, the crowd is not happy with that score!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 03:31 PM (CAJOC)

Commie bastards!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

318 Wallace is a fuckin idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (85Gof)

319 I don't believe this story. AOC has never had any senses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)

320 She's not attractive and could bite a pumpkin through a rail fence or eat popcorn out of a bottle.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (nRWPy)

If you're looking for a pretty face, I can tell you I don't have that. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Posted by: AOC and a sack full of chrome trailer hitches at January 03, 2020 03:34 PM (fcPWy)

321 non dammit

Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 03:34 PM (0x00j)

322 Shoot it's past 3:30 already. Where has the day gone?

Posted by: TUnA at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (RueoN)

323 Corey Booker has Eyegore eyes. I wish he would tug at his collar while sweating profusely, I would make that a GIF.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (/yny8)

324 AOC will be one of the hags on The View.''





Heh, she would go scorched earth on ALL of them for not being Lefty enough.



I would not be surprised if she migrated to the media -- the MSM and Hollywood love her.

Posted by: Lizzy







Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel AOC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (7/YOc)

USA network's Up All Night with Rhonda Shear AOC

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (q1Pj5)

325 Commie bastards!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

It's ok, sweets.
yours is the only opinion that really matters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)

326 I am pretty sure that anything the Iranian Navy had that was bigger than a speedboat is on the bottom.

They have no airpower.

They mostly have some Russian rockets and missiles that they aren't very good with. And we lew up a shit ton of them in Syria and Iraq. And Israel has been pouding the crap out of them pretty much every day in Lebanon in Syria.

They got nothing.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (9VeU0)


I guess the threat would be more cyber-related. And I assume they would use their allies for help with this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (vEIlU)

327 282 California could lose two. I think it will happen--the illegals in CA and NY are probably thinking, why should I answer the door so some a-hole congresswoman can keep her job?

My district is about 25% GOP and probably 25% foreign national legal and otherwise, we're represented by a septuagenarian Pelosi mini-me. We're surrounded by similarly idiotic districts.

If half the GOP voters in a few of these districts dodged the census we could put a severe dent in our representation that not only does not represent us, but is actually adversarial.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (GDtEt)

328 291; nailed it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

329 nurse ratched

Huzzah!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

330 >>Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel AOC.


He's safe, but that lady youtube star turned late late show host might wanna watch her back.



Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

331
She's not attractive and could bite a pumpkin through a rail fence or eat popcorn out of a bottle.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (nRWPy)



If you're looking for a pretty face, I can tell you I don't have
that. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I
have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you.

Posted by: AOC and a sack full of chrome trailer hitches at January 03, 2020 03:34 PM (fcPWy)

Big Bang Theory reference?

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (gmo/4)

332 Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

333 Shoot it's past 3:30 already. Where has the day gone?

Posted by: TUnA at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (RueoN)


made that 7-layer bean avocado dip thing for movie night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (vEIlU)

334 *spies Insom*



*sprints*

*leaps*

*twists*

*flips*

*POUNCES*

*rolls*

*pins*

*NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)


. . . aaaaand she stuck the landing!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (q1Pj5)

335 291 I'm with chavez the hugo on this one; AOC has Marty Feldman's eyes and looks like she could effortlessly chew through aluminum siding.
======
Do not physically connect yourself to crazy.

It leaves a mark on you in ways you can't see.
Posted by: rule one at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (wXzHf)

--------------------------------------

Like hemorrhoids?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2020 03:37 PM (CAJOC)

336 wth

A friend of mine says the first child is conceived in love. The other four are after fights.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:37 PM (u82oZ)

337 hides

*pounce*

Posted by: The Drone at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (EI35j)

338 Poor AOC... Bang Brothers is always auditioning new talent.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (WQZ1O)

339 332 Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
_______

Was she wearing those boots?

Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (9vQJW)

340 But the "spit or swallow" question has to be up front.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:27 PM (N6MbC)


It's the difference between buying dinner and going dutch.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (z79tQ)

341 >>Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."


*blinks*
I. . . am not sure what this means, when a former Code Pink activist is the only Democrat to support Trump for taking out an Iranian leader.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

342 Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)

343 Was she wearing those boots?
---
As I pictured it, yes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

344 332 Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)


Hope she doesn't get Epsteined.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (9VeU0)

345 i dated boobs once. boring as fuck. good for porn, i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (KP5rU)

346 Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

That's the Chub that wears the short skirts and the knee high Fuck Me Boots in the Senate, right?

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (fcPWy)

347 Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)


He had a very short statement a bit ago. No questions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

348 343 Was she wearing those boots?
---
As I pictured it, yes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

in my mind they are up on my shoulders

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (FZYNt)

349 They have no airpower?

No Best Buys in Iran?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (kfm/V)

350 342 Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?
---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPQ5n3_zSI

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (sWM8x)

351 ''Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?''

He made a STATEMENT.

Posted by: TUnA at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (RueoN)

352 Yep. Her genuine, earnest, millennial stupidity is no match for the calculated, power hungry, lead-the-lemmings stupidity of those two.†

Posted by: Satan at January 03, 2020 03:25 PM (MxEKc)

This was said about Gilibrand and Harris. Being a soul sucking harridan has some advantages, but unless you also have a vastly more talented husband and an FBI willing to overlook your murders? It just makes enemies, even on your alleged side.

AOC has a movement of gullible tards and true believers. That's still one more movement than Gillibrand has.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (uzXua)

353 345 i dated boobs once. boring as fuck. good for porn, i guess.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

how dare you sully the good goddamn name of boobs!

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

354 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: The East German Judges at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (JmkH5)

355 AOC has a face for radio and a voice for calling pigs to the trough.

She'll be bartending again within two years. Just be sure to order something out of the freezer.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2020 03:40 PM (u6xw0)

356 ''Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?''

He made a STATEMENT.
Posted by: TUnA

"He blowed up real good"

Thank you, no questions

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 03:41 PM (vd8XM)

357 >> Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?

Or did he have one already and I missed it?


Find it online, he was very clear: we will not tolerate any threats to our people or allies, and because have the best intelligence and military power in the world, we already have the targets selected should we have to take further action.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

358 Kyrsten Sinema issued a statement supporting the Iraq operation, saying "Iran's aggression must be checked."†
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)†

That's the Chub that wears the short skirts and the knee high Fuck Me Boots in the Senate, right?

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 03:39 PM (fcPWy)

Yeah. No one's begging Martha McSally to steal her look.

Posted by: trev006 at January 03, 2020 03:41 PM (uzXua)

359 Is Trump going to have a pres conference today?
Or did he have one already and I missed it?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)
----
Terse, almost grim, official statement. No questions, no end zone celebration.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 03:41 PM (WQZ1O)

360 Makeup sex is the best.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T)


This comment made me think of Devine in Pink Flamingos for some reason.

I really didn't need that today.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (1glZx)

361 i like women that are fine with who they are. cerebral helps too. they're the most fun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

362 yours is the only opinion that really matters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)

Now how 'bout that!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (veUun)

363 285 *spies Insom*

*sprints*
*leaps*
*twists*
*flips*
*POUNCES*
*rolls*
*pins*
*NEW YEARS SMOOOOOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)


Weird how I'm getting a Calvin and Hobbes vibe from that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (z79tQ)

364 Terse, almost grim, official statement. No questions, no end zone celebration.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 03:41 PM (WQZ1O)

Compare to Barky's sickening "I got him, I ordered it, I did it" after the Bin Laden raid.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (EI35j)

365 Make up sex to a Jewish male means a trip to TIFFANY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:43 PM (85Gof)

366 That's the Chub that wears the short skirts and the knee high Fuck Me Boots in the Senate, right?


Either her or Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

367 One of the other squatters

Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN

We are outraged the president would assassinate a foreign official, possibly setting off another war without Congressional authorization and has zero plan to deal with the consequences.

But of course you know that.


and a nice response


Brad Thor@BradThor

You spelled "Head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps-Quds Force, a U.S.-designated Foreign Terrorist Organization" wrong.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

368
Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel AOC.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (7/YOc)

I'm sure there's been lots of those.

Those trains don't run themselves, you know.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:43 PM (N6MbC)

369 >>>Would have went with RBG<<<

AOC is essentially Barack Obama with a nice rack of tits.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

370 nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)

371 361 i like women that are fine with who they are. cerebral helps too. they're the most fun.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
_______

But with really big boobs, right?

Posted by: Furious George at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (9vQJW)

372 NOOD Sandersnista

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (H9cB7)

373 Terse, almost grim, official statement. No questions, no end zone celebration.
---
Yeah, I liked it. Firm. Resolute. And already backed up with additional action.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

374 353; i stand by my statement, my friend. boobs are like parade floats. nice to look at, but no point.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

375 Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec

Everyone is asking how hard it is to locate Iranian officials but all you have to do is tap John Kerry's cell phone


heh

Kerry really is a traitor.
Gitmo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (vEIlU)

376 Wallace is a fuckin idiot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 03:33 PM (85Gof)


Chris or Nicolle?

Both are valid recipients but I was just wondering who you were reacting to.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

377 Every Administration has held fire on killing this asshole Hoping that Iran won't stop killing people, It's like asking a serial killer to stop killing? He needed to be killed.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (dKiJG)

378 Dated boobs? I married them. After the divorce the judge offered me visitation but I declined.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

379 Brad Thor@BradThor

You spelled "Head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps-Quds Force, a U.S.-designated Foreign Terrorist Organization" wrong.



And isn't Thor a NeverTrumper?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (Boy/L)

380 She can read words other people write for her on MSNBC after she's redistricted out of her other cushy job where she reads words other people write for her.

Posted by: can of spam at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (g0aRc)

381 yours is the only opinion that really matters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)

Now how 'bout that!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 03:42 PM (veUun)

See Insom, your year is off to a better start than a lot of us already.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (N6MbC)

382
Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN

We are outraged the president would assassinate a foreign official,



Yeah, and look at all those 'foreign officials' he was meeting with at the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

383 3; i stand by my statement, my friend. boobs are like parade floats. nice to look at, but no point.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

We beg to differ!

Posted by: Nipples at January 03, 2020 03:46 PM (fcPWy)

384 Chuck the Schmuk: We need witnesses and documents.

Me: Dumbass, that's Congresses job. They were in too big a hurry to go to court and compel that stuff. Dumbass.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 03, 2020 03:46 PM (VNmG1)

385 MUMR's heart just doesn't seem in it anymore, don't ya think?
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2020 03:19 PM (bCLt0)



Trump broke xim.


Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2020 03:47 PM (q57gj)

386 "i dated boobs once. boring as fuck. good for porn, i guess."

Exactly. The vag is where the fun is.

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

387 On Iranian TV, @JZarif says assassination of Qassem Soleimani, "was clearly a terrorist action" and #Iran "will launch various legal measures at the international level to hold America to account."
*******
sounds like Iran might need a truckload of Little Blue Pills, because that is pretty impotent

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 03:49 PM (BqBId)

388 Kaiser Wilhelm makes a public announcement that he's preparing for attacks in NYC because the US is now in a "defacto state of war" with Iran because of Trump.

I shit you not
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 03, 2020 02:50 PM (iLERM)

There has been a defacto state of war since Peanuts Carter in '79.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 03:50 PM (LxWV7)

389 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 03:45 PM (Boy/L)
******
Baseball Cuck Dan McLaughlin had a similar tweet

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 03:50 PM (BqBId)

390 AOC's voters won't go away and she will run in the district they are put in and white new york liberals love her even more then her constituents!

Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 04:05 PM (DmOfi)

391 In a sane world I'd say they're becoming self-aware...but nope, they're just insane with hate.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2020 03:11 PM (ayFCE)

I wonder if the Iranians could be convinced that a mole at CNN or WaPo tipped Trump off to Salami's movements?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 04:05 PM (LxWV7)

392 If illegals fill out census forms, they are no longer "undocumented". They aren't here for a short stay either, so can't call them "migrant". So what will the new BS term for illegals be?

Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 03, 2020 04:06 PM (l7udz)

393 They actually have a team that counts the homeless. My wife did the census enumerator job in 2000 and they had special teams that counted homeless people.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 03:32 PM (JUOKG)

Those fuckers move around. Did they put collars or ear tags on them so they wouldn't get counted twice?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 04:18 PM (LxWV7)

394 Can we get a Harrumph.

Posted by: Khun Tyrone at January 03, 2020 05:07 PM (+1Pl2)

395 How does the Census count homeless people?


Posted by: Lizzy
Good question. As one commenter said, there is probably a special team. In CA I'm sure they will be counted and more than once! To make up for all the middle class people leaving. And the homeless will vote too, probably more than once, now that you can register and vote on the same day! How helpful for the legislature to think ahead like this. Makes cheating a snap.

Posted by: PJ at January 03, 2020 05:25 PM (qlTN9)

396 A simple Federal law: any non-citizen guilty of voting in a federal election shall be imprisoned for one year, then summarily deported, without right of appeal.

Hey Democrats, if no illegals are actually voting, then no problem. Amiright?

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Posted by: micheal pan at January 04, 2020 04:38 AM (oPmXP)

398 Well, I hope she makes them comfortable. It will make it so much easier to round them all up in 2021.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 05, 2020 11:13 AM (hrHLc)

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