The FBI -- That Paragon of Integrity, Competence, and Scientific Investigation -- Is Probing Jeffrey Epstein's Procuress, Ghislaine Maxwell

I have to preface this post by noting the unassailable fact that Epstein did not kill himself.

It's time to ask his pimpess/procuress what her role in the child sex slave trafficking was.

Finally, authorities are reportedly investigating Maxwell.
The FBI is investigating the British socialite "and several other people linked to" two law enforcement sources familiar with the investigation have told Reuters.

They said a principal focus of the FBI’s investigation is Maxwell, a longtime associate of Epstein, and other "people who facilitated" Epstein's allegedly illegal behavior.

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM

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1 Heh, heh, heh.
He said, "probing".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (2RBkF)

2 The FBI -- That Paragon of Integrity, Competence, and Scientific
Investigation -- Is Probing Jeffrey Epstein's Procuress, Ghislaine
Maxwell

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ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (WqPYg)

3 1st?

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (lXeWp)

4 Five, and probing???

Posted by: Deranged DM at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (hyqt/)

5 I have no idea of whatvto say.

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (f4vam)

6 almost

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (lXeWp)

7 I would have been first but pixy gave me the old unbroken string of characters error.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (WqPYg)

8 I somehow managed first, in spite of my fat fingers.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (2RBkF)

9 Honestly, we just want her address book.

Posted by: FBI at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (VP1E6)

10 Three of Kevin Spacey's Accusers Didn't Kill Themselves in 2019

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (WqPYg)

11 I have to believe there are SOME good guys looking at thisthe whole country knows edkh

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (lXeWp)

12 how long until she takes the room temperature challenge and fails miserably

Posted by: sound awake at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (0OxUd)

13 Man, oh man. After spending two hours on Epstein Island these guys are just charging ahead, aren't they!

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (VP1E6)

14 She better get her affairs in order because she's about to get the Epstein treatment.

Hope she doesn't kill herself like Epstein didn't.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (nw9+p)

15 8
"investigating" = destroying evidence implicating Democrats generally and the Clintons particularly

Posted by: Deep Static at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (4Eo4+)

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Exactly. They've lost all credibility and no amount of White Supremacy Sensitivity Training will ever rehabilitate them.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (WqPYg)

16 days...weeks...months...definitely in 2020 though

Posted by: sound awake at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (0OxUd)

17 What's the point, she'll just not kill herself too.

Posted by: james at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (MNBUP)

18 Does anyone actually believe that the FBI actually wants to find out the details?

I don't.

They are crooked at the top, so how far down it goes is anyone's guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (FxAzT)

19 There must be some way the FIBs can tie Trump into this.

Posted by: fly gal at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (8TdcF)

20 Sad to know that this went on for so many years and all of the Better People knew it and kept it covered up.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (xptlg)

21 she'll be dead soon, by not killing herself

Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (kSq2k)

22 So ... is she still unsuicided?

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (qZdIZ)

23 Ok, here is one idea:

Only the Demonrats could take someone as deprived as Epstein and make him look less evil by comparison.

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (f4vam)

24 Also why doesn't the FBI simply ask the CIA what Epstein and his peeps were up to, he was one of their's?

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (nw9+p)

25 Maxwell seems like a strange one. It seems that she either fell hard for Epstein or just loved having access to his lifestyle; but she wasn't young enough or hot enough to hold his interest, so she found him other girls as a way to stay close to him.

Posted by: Alex at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (vshng)

26 "Ms Maxwell, do you have an alibi for the night Epstein didn't kill himself?"

Posted by: FBI Agent at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (l3+k2)

27 She better get her affairs in order because she's about to get the Epstein treatment.

The only question is from whom- her handlers or her clients?

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (Zo1XC)

28 what happens when she turns? is offered the first/only prize offered

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (lXeWp)

29 9
Honestly, we just want her address book.

Posted by: FBI at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (VP1E6)

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"Pikers." -- CIA and their free Colombian prostitutes

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (WqPYg)

30 I pray that good will come from it.

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic That Wot Likes Certain Christmas Music ... at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (LPnfS)

31 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (arJlL)

32 Is this the probing thread?

Posted by: Matt Lauer's Big Surprise at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (J2gFi)

33 Abolish the FBI before they do anymore harm.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)

34 Corgis, called.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

35 Maxwell seems like a strange one. It seems that she either fell hard for Epstein or just loved having access to his lifestyle

Look at her dad's background. She may have been the one in charge.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (Zo1XC)

36 I prefer competent investigators. Is Barney Fife free?

Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (J3Rfi)

37 Bwahahaha

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (RueoN)

38 Eric Cartman, G man.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

39 but she wasn't young enough or hot enough to hold his interest, so she found him other girls as a way to stay close to him.

or he paid well and she liked money ?

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic That Wot Likes Certain Christmas Music ... at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (LPnfS)

40 GMDKH

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (+0AKE)

41 ...of the operation, that is. Epstein was just one ring.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (Zo1XC)

42 Drywall, Christmas lights, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (S6ArX)

43 If Epstein did not kill himself, it would be necessary to suicide him.

Posted by: Voltaire at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (t+qrx)

44 The Little Women thread was more interesting. Can we go back?

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (RueoN)

45
I guess witnesses "keep" indefinitely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (q0mjq)

46 Maybe she's CIA.

Posted by: davidt at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (l3+k2)

47 Ghislaine. Wonder how that's pronounced? Procuress?

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

48 I prefer competent investigators. Is Barney Fife free?
Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (J3Rfi)

I believe his going rate is one bullet.

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (f4vam)

49 Ghislaine. Wonder how that's pronounced? Procuress?
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

"Broken security camera"

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (S6ArX)

50 Over/under on how many high level FBI/State Dept officials were Epstein clients?

Only thing that explains the delay...

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (Vx4QE)

51 44 The Little Women thread was more interesting. Can we go back?
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (RueoN)

I called them. They may not come.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

52 ''Maxwell seems like a strange one. It seems that she either fell hard for Epstein or just loved having access to his lifestyle

Look at her dad's background. She may have been the one in charge.''

Lady MacBeth?

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (RueoN)

53 @28

They don't want her to turn her, they want to know what she knows so they can know it, then they arrange for guards to fall asleep, disable the cameras outside of her cell, and for some inexplicable reason, saddle her with a cell mate that's in prison for murder.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (nw9+p)

54 Jizzlenes chesticles are glorious.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (flINI)

55 Is her name pronounced Jizz-LANE?

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (oZuI0)

56 Either way I was sure the whole Epstein thing was going to get swept under the rug. Start fishing around and who knows who might get snared in the trap.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

57 The FBI is investigating the British socialite

And you know what that means: no recordings, handwritten notes from memory, subject to later revisions by Democrat operatives.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (oTMWb)

58
Alternate post title:

Get Ready For Another "Suicide" As The FBI "Looks Into" Epstein's Trafficking Partner

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (qDoHj)

59 Did Prince Andrew turn stoolie?

Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (J3Rfi)

60
"Pikers." -- CIA and their free Colombian prostitutes
Posted by: ShainS

That was the USSS, the agency overpays their whores

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (B7KlG)

61 Epstein?
Yeah I knew him when he was a diamond merchant in Scranton. Me and corn Pop had a plan to knock over his place. Luckily he came up with that Fiscals Theory of Relationships. That guy saved Doctor Jane's and I marriage.

Seriously who could come up with traveling faster than the speed of sound? Fantastic Palestinian. Good friend of Yesir Arabit.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

62 Maxwell seems like a strange one. It seems that she either fell hard for Epstein or just loved having access to his lifestyle; but she wasn't young enough or hot enough to hold his interest, so she found him other girls as a way to stay close to him.
Posted by: Alex at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (vshng)

Her father was a somebody, lost his money and died. I think she wasn't fussy about getting back into the jet set lifestyle, by hook or by crook.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

63 She made some mistakes and an oopsie, of course with no criminal intent...move along!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (yhf6w)

64 Well, okay, we'll investigate if we have to!

Posted by: The Eff Bee Eye at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (5v5Zx)

65 I don't care what kind of a sleazeball Ghislaine may be, I would not vote to convict on any evidence produced by the FBI.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (WEBkv)

66 Didn't we just do Little Women?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

67 Look at her dad's background. She may have been the one in charge.''

Lady MacBeth?
Posted by: Tuna

The Mossad has been known to prefer female controllers.

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (B7KlG)

68 If the FBI is investigating Maxwell, its because the Clintons want her silenced.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (Ndje9)

69 Timely as always.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

70 Maybe the Queen knows a lot more than is otherwise know.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (ZCEU2)

71 ''Did Prince Andrew turn stoolie?''

Who knows? He did the Christmas walk to the church sooo maybe he's back in His mom's graces.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (RueoN)

72 I still can't believe someone in 2019 thought, "at the time, I was unable to sweat," was a believable excuses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (+0AKE)

73 >>> Three of Kevin Spacey's Accusers Didn't Kill Themselves in 2019

He was buddies with Bill Clinton. Makes finding a hit man to Epstein your accusers so easy.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (/KAED)

74 Alternate post title:

Get Ready For Another "Suicide" As The FBI "Looks Into" Epstein's Trafficking Partner

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (qDoHj)

Some justice is better than none.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

75 The different versions would make a great movie thread topic some Saturday night.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (RueoN)

76 You people are really hung up on probing.

Posted by: Paul the Alien at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (gd9RK)

77 First order of business is a Twitter post that she is not suicidal

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (Vx4QE)

78 Over/under on how many high level FBI/State Dept officials were Epstein clients?

I'd put it another way: how can we trust you if Epstein didn't refer you to us?

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (mhs6e)

79 Everyone knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow these days. Not sweating is all royalty have.

Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (J3Rfi)

80 You people are really hung up on probing.
Posted by: Paul the Alien

She looks like the pegging type, not a much of a probee

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (B7KlG)

81 Is she the one that wrote the "if anything happens to me" letter?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (g5DWE)

82 Suicide is to suspicious now.

So will Ghislaine Maxwell be found:
1.Dead drown in pool
2.Dead in single car accident
3.Dead in alley from a botched robbery
4.Dead at the bottom of the stairs from a "fall"
5.Dead in a plane crash
6.Dead from over the counter medicine overdose
7.Dead in the Library killed with the Candlestick by Mrs. Peacock

Posted by: portlandon at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (+oR7L)

83 @75

Different versions of "Little Women''. Too much peach flavored whiskey.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (RueoN)

84
I heard on the radio that Kevin Spacey made a creepy video for Youtube, kind of a Christmas thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (qDoHj)

85 60

"Pikers." -- CIA and their free Colombian prostitutes

Posted by: ShainS

That was the USSS, the agency overpays their whores

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (B7KlG)

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Heh, that's right -- thanks for the correction.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (WqPYg)

86 Hey Lady, if a Clinton invites you to lunch, don't go.

Posted by: PJ at December 27, 2019 06:51 PM (qlTN9)

87 It is a shame hearing about Jizzlines coming suicide

Posted by: HILLARY! at December 27, 2019 06:51 PM (flINI)

88 She was working for Trump via his Russian pee-prostitute ring.

Posted by: OCBill at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (3MM8J)

89 66
Didn't we just do Little Women?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

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I think a movie entitled "Probing Women" might be a big hit with men.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (WqPYg)

90 Maxwell was accused by one of the underage girls of participating in threesomes with Epstein and underage girls. She deserves the book thrown at her as much as Epstein did.

She knows way too much. Either she will skate or she will get the Epstein suicide treatment. Is a tossup at this point.

I take solace that even if they escape justice in this life, the gaping maw of hell beckons for Epstein and Maxwell in the next one.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (/KAED)

91 Hey Lady, if a Clinton invites you to lunch, don't go.

Posted by: PJ at December 27, 2019 06:51 PM (qlTN9)

Or deep sea fishing . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (5v5Zx)

92 BTW..Peach flavored whiskey is is yummy. So yummy that I'm having a problem typing.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (RueoN)

93 I heard on the radio that Kevin Spacey made a creepy video for Youtube, kind of a Christmas thing.

Very creepy. I posted it last night, but it was from twitter, so I'll never find it again.

Maybe it was his career, being creepy, I don't know, but it looked bad.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (mhs6e)

94 or mountain climbing....

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (g5DWE)

95 The FBI is there to make sure she didn't kill herself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

96 Epstein is alive. Our Overlords pull this shit making it obvious as a psyop to demoralize and demonstrate they can do whatever they want and the we the people can't do shit about it.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (KYBu2)

97 He was buddies with Bill Clinton. Makes finding a hit man to Epstein your accusers so easy.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (/KAED)

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Excellent. To "Epstein someone" has become a new verb a la "Arkancided" ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (WqPYg)

98 Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (RueoN)

I realize stuff like that is aimed at teh wimminz but that sounds foul.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (S6ArX)

99 Spaceys career was surprise anal.

Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:54 PM (J3Rfi)

100 I hear there are verified reports that Mz Maxwell urinated on trump in a Prague hotel room sometime between 1989 and 1997. Awaiting proof from Mr Trump that it did not happen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 06:55 PM (dNzKv)

101 Cant wait to hear the feds apologize about ghislane's unexpected suicide in custody.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 06:55 PM (WdocV)

102 Does anyone actually believe that the FBI actually wants to find out the details?

I don't.

They are crooked at the top, so how far down it goes is anyone's guess.

They already know. Or at least, all the cool and "important" FIB agents already know. *wink wink*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 06:55 PM (HaL55)

103 The Devil's Rejects. I'm hoping it ends the same.way.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

104 This is a damning allegation from a highly reputable source that must remain anonymous. But trust me, the source is legit and has absolutely no axe to grind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (dNzKv)

105 73
>>> Three of Kevin Spacey's Accusers Didn't Kill Themselves in 2019

He was buddies with Bill Clinton. Makes finding a hit man to Epstein your accusers so easy.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (/KAED)

His BJs are to die for.

Posted by: Bubbah C at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (l3+k2)

106 7.Dead in the Library killed with the Candlestick by Mrs. Peacock

She got married ?

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

107 I think a movie entitled "Probing Women" might be a big hit with men.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:52 PM (WqPYg)

Then you might like watching Mark of the Devil. The uncut version. Probes galore!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (5v5Zx)

108 Last I heard, no one even knew where she was. Maybe the FBI can look into that, if they aren't too busy covering for the democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (+0AKE)

109 OT but I'm bored and feel doing something I'll regret in the morning.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (n1yOz)

110 Epstein is alive.

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Would not surprise me in the least. I've wondered here before how he wouldn't have had a virtual "dead man's switch" that would release all the blackmail evidence he had collected upon a suspicious death to agencies, media, etc. around the world.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

111 Ghislane., It's a trap

Posted by: The second spacey witness that was just murdered at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (WdocV)

112 But seriously, who would name their daughter "Ghislaine"? No wonder she turned out evil.

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (fK2gX)

113 103 The Devil's Rejects. I'm hoping it ends the same.way.
Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

You haven't seen the recent sequel, have you?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (KYBu2)

114
Posted by: portlandon at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (+oR7L)

8. Stung to death by bees
9. Boat sunk in collision with US Navy ship
10. MS-13 illegal immigrants? They have a use
11. Silo gas
12. Dimethyl Mercury

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (7rVsF)

115 BTW..Peach flavored whiskey is is yummy. So yummy that I'm having a problem typing.
Posted by: Tuna

Whiskey or brandy ?

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (arJlL)

116
Epstein is alive. Our Overlords pull this shit making it obvious as a
psyop to demoralize and demonstrate they can do whatever they want and
the we the people can't do shit about it.

The FIB (and the gubmint in general) doesn't fear We the People. This situation should change.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (HaL55)

117 I am hearing reports that some of you are implying that the source is Joe Biden's campaign manager. That is totally irrelevant to the seriousness of the allegations! The source must remain anonymous! You are literally destroying the foundations of our democracy and allowing g trump to become a tyrant dictator.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

118 Excellent. To "Epstein someone" has become a new verb a la "Arkancided" ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:53 PM (WqPYg)

The Clintons have added much to the English language.

Including the phrase, "Getting a Lewinsky".

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (f4vam)

119 OAN says Durham has put Haspel "on notice."
Does that tie in with the Bongino sidebar?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (DB16e)

120 >>> Maybe it was his career, being creepy

Midnight in garden of good and evil, usual suspects, seven, house of cards... I do not think he had to method act very hard for some of those roles.

He was an open secret in the theatre world. #metoo let a lot of the worst offenders and enablers
go free, but I am glad he got caught in the net.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (/KAED)

121 Anyone ask Wray why he hasn't arrested any of Epsteins clients yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (WdocV)

122 Last I heard, no one even knew where she was. Maybe the FBI can look into that, if they aren't too busy covering for the democrats.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:56 PM (+0AKE)

Unless she's living in someone's attic like Anne Frank, they know where she is or they can find her. You can't buy a cup of coffee in a metropolitan area without leaving a digital footprint that can be found.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:58 PM (S6ArX)

123 112 But seriously, who would name their daughter "Ghislaine"? No wonder she turned out evil.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (fK2gX)

The spawn of British socialites. Doomed from birth. The name is like a brand.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:59 PM (90T4r)

124 13. Forced to watch a Little Women marathon

Posted by: henry at December 27, 2019 06:59 PM (J3Rfi)

125 Name your kid Ghislaine, you deserve everything you got coming.

Posted by: kallisto at December 27, 2019 07:00 PM (XUMZv)

126 FBIDKH

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 07:00 PM (HALdu)

127 Not only am I the founder of Pedo club for men, I am also a client.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 07:00 PM (dNzKv)

128 I would guess that Maxwell is running loose in Europe somewhere. If wise, she will disappear.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 07:00 PM (90T4r)

129 Is her name pronounced Jizz-LANE?

Life in the Jizz Lane.......

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (arJlL)

130 The FBI is investigating the British socialite "and several other people linked to" two law enforcement sources familiar with the investigation have told Reuters.

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The FBI hacks just can't help themselves, they are all already in deep shit over so many transgressions and still leak.

Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (xarPm)

131 8. Stung to death by bees

9. Boat sunk in collision with US Navy ship

10. MS-13 illegal immigrants? They have a use

11. Silo gas

12. Dimethyl Mercury

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (7rVsF)

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Not a US Navy ship -- a more believable death would involve a fully-armed, explosive dolphin.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (WqPYg)

132 Jizz Lane> Penny Lane.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)

133 Old and busted: Kevin Spacey.

New hotness: Kevin Pervy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

134 The FBI hacks just can't help themselves, they are all already in deep shit over so many transgressions and still leak.
Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (xarPm)

Well if they don't leak the journos will out them as Epstein clients.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (S6ArX)

135 Are the questioning her in Cincinatti?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 07:02 PM (g5DWE)

136 ''Whiskey or brandy ?''

Whiskey. Jim Beam

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 07:02 PM (RueoN)

137 Ghislaine, why can't you be true?

Oh Ghislaine, why can't you be true?

You done started back doin' the things you used to do

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 07:02 PM (5v5Zx)

138 Three of Kevin Spacey's Accusers Didn't Kill Themselves in 2019
Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (WqPYg)

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Move along, nothing to see here.

Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 07:02 PM (xarPm)

139 Does Comet Pizza serve a Ghislaine Pie?

Posted by: De BunkaDunk at December 27, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

140
Ghislaine. Emphasis on "jizz."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

141 "Not Suicide" is now an officially recognized cause of death

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 27, 2019 07:03 PM (h1jJh)

142
Jizz Lane near Hershey Highway? Taint so!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

143 Life in the jizz lane.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 07:03 PM (g5DWE)

144 Does Comet Pizza serve a Ghislaine Pie?

***

Too old

Posted by: Comet pizza at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (WdocV)

145 If I needed someone found, I'd ask The Daily Mail long before the FBI.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (AD3JT)

146 If she starts naming names, some of the names I'd like to hear are Sid Blumenthal. Bill Clinton (goes without saying). Bill Richardson. Schiff. Any Cuomo. Joe Scarborough. Bob Menendez (been very quiet lately). You could just go on.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (C1Lsn)

147 There is no sequel to The Devil's Rejects. And that's what I hoping for with Epstein and his cadre.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (6/uwW)

148 Let me see. Wealthy, not ugly, large breasted. Yes she just loved walking on the wild side.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

149 142

Jizz Lane near Hershey Highway? Taint so!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

_______

LOL. J.J. is like the crude man's Muldoon.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (WqPYg)

150 Is her name pronounced Jizz-LANE?

It should be a hard g, not a soft one. So, Gih-lane or Gih-lawn. The s is silent.

Posted by: Gisela of France at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (J6P5a)

151 123 112 But seriously, who would name their daughter "Ghislaine"? No wonder she turned out evil.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:57 PM (fK2gX)

The spawn of British socialites. Doomed from birth. The name is like a brand.
Posted by: tubal

Worse than that:

"Ghislaine Maxwell was born in 1961, in Maisons-Laffitte, France, the ninth and youngest child of Elisabeth (née Meynard), a French-born scholar, and Robert Maxwell, a Czech-born British publishing tycoon and fraudster. ...Throughout childhood, Ghislaine resided with her family in Oxford at Headington Hill Hall, a 53-room mansion...In 1986 Ghislaine's father invited her to visit his new yacht in a shipyard in Holland to celebrate its christening in her honour as the Lady Ghislaine. Maxwell was reported to have spent a large amount of time in the late 1980s aboard her father's yacht, which was equipped with a jacuzzi, a sauna, a gym and private disco..."'

Life is rough.

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (fK2gX)

152 "She better get her affairs in order because she's about to get the Epstein treatment.

Hope she doesn't kill herself like Epstein didn't."

----------------

I think she may have pulled the Edward Snowden stunt though to where.

Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (xarPm)

153 149 LOL. J.J. is like the crude man's Muldoon.
Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (WqPYg)

More prose than poetry, for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (zBaqJ)

154 What's the best part of sex with twenty eight year old?

There are twenty of them!

Posted by: Pedo bill clinton at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (WdocV)

155 Jeffery was a good boy.

Posted by: Jizzlaine at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (EgshT)

156 They'll nail the substitue steward on the Pedo Wxpress jet for serving wine past its sell-by date and call it a big win.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 27, 2019 07:07 PM (kWOG7)

157 151 Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (fK2gX)

I have nothing against wealth, per se. But these fucking elite pricks who lord over us and step on people like insects to attain and maintain power and position get me a bit steamed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)

158

BREAKING:

DON IMUS DEAD AT 79

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

159 Hey - here's a joke. What do Jeff Epstein and ScoggDog have in common ?

Neither one banned himself.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (ttFVL)

160 If I needed someone found, I'd ask The Daily Mail long before the FBI.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 27, 2019 07:04 PM (AD3JT)

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The last journalists left in the world.

Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (xarPm)

161 157 151 Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 07:05 PM (fK2gX)

I have nothing against wealth, per se. But these fucking elite pricks who lord over us and step on people like insects to attain and maintain power and position get me a bit steamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)

Add to that their government lackeys, and their own private ( Federal) police force. We're the ones covered in shit, looks like, JJ.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (90T4r)

162 So, Manafort is most likely alive for now.

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (X5CsJ)

163 Live in the Ghislane
Slowly makes you lose your mind

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

164 162 So, Manafort is most likely alive for now.
Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (X5CsJ)

Purely an oversight.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 07:10 PM (90T4r)

165 Not related to the topic of this posting: Today, in his daily video, Scott Adams announced that his girlfriend is now his fiancee. He proposed, she said yes. (He mentions this at about 3:30 in the video.)

Scott Adams's fiancee is an Instagram model who is pretty easy on the eyes. He's about 63 and she's about 31 so she's literally half his age.

https://www.instagram.com/kristinabasham/

Liberals who hate Trump also hate Scott Adams, and thus also hate that he somehow has a female companion who looks great in a bikini.

More about her:

https://www.scottadamssays.com/2016/12/27/the-kristina-talent-stack/

Posted by: mr_jack at December 27, 2019 07:10 PM (57l0O)

166 Ok guys....Arkansas strong side off tackle on 2...ready...BREAK!

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at December 27, 2019 07:10 PM (gcu1B)

167 BREAKING:

DON IMUS DEAD AT 79

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)
_______

Major bummer, thanks for the update J.J. Man, he was funny; used to love listening to his radio show each morning on the way to work in the 90's and even got to attend a taping and see him live at a local California radio station ... RIP.

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2019 07:11 PM (WqPYg)

168 Omaha! Hut, hut!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 27, 2019 07:11 PM (EgshT)

169 New Bureau guy, young'n [kinda], in the 'hood, next door to a friend. We'll see, at some pool party maybe I'll very indirectly get him to comment on the agency's situation, and director.

Only tidbit of data we have from the Reichskanzlei I've seen was a Trumpentweet soon after the latest IG report, sarcastically wondering whether Wray had read "the same report" as the prez. Of course that reaction applied even more so after the IG farce on the Clinton Espionage Act crime wave, but don't recall Trump saying anything similar.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 07:11 PM (El6T/)

170 I always liked Don Imus.

RIP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2019 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

171 ''DON IMUS DEAD AT 79 ''

Heard that on the radio on the way home. Always kind of liked his "F you" attitude. Also he had a nice charity for kids with cancer.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 07:12 PM (RueoN)

172 Hey ghislane if you need help beating the child rape wrap I'm your woman...with a proven record if getting rapists off.

/stop laughing bill

Anyway just drop by my office in fort marcy park. At night. Alone. And I'll fix everything.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 27, 2019 07:13 PM (WdocV)

173 DON IMUS DEAD AT 79, looked like he was 179

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

174 On Jizzy Lane
there is a madam
with a photograph
of every girl
Jeff had the
pleasure to know

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 07:14 PM (leZ0h)

175 As for Don Imus: Frankly after all his skits by a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator (or in a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator voice) implying what a racist Rush Limbaugh was, it serves the shit right what happened to his career. Live by the race baiting smear, die by it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

176 I wonder what Deirdre Imus thinks is an appropriate period of mourning?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2019 07:16 PM (C1Lsn)

177 >>DON IMUS DEAD AT 79

I hope his 72 Virgins all have Napy Heads.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 07:17 PM (leZ0h)

178 Never cared for Imus. But, that's me.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 07:17 PM (MTxDQ)

179 >>I wonder what Deirdre Imus thinks is an appropriate period of mourning?

For Ace, it starts around 1:30 ish

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 07:18 PM (leZ0h)

180 As always: The investigation IS the cover-up.

Posted by: RKae at December 27, 2019 07:18 PM (70QWq)

181 With a few exceptions radio is garbage now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:18 PM (+0AKE)

182 The FBI is in a mop up operation.

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (YSJp2)

183 Mac "Blackface KKK" Northam: "If I could abort all
You sister marrying, Jesus loving hicks in the birth canal, I would".

Remember to show up in Richmond on January 20th for the rally. The media is trying very hard to
Suppress publicizing that event.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (3inwt)

184 The FBI -- That Paragon of Integrity, Competence, and Scientific Investigation -- Is Probing Jeffrey Epstein's Procuress
..........

Better wear a condom.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

185 8. Stung to death by bees

Dang!

I didn't know she was here in AZ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic That Wot Likes Certain Christmas Music ... at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (LPnfS)

186 >>With a few exceptions radio is garbage now.

BREAKING : Video Killed the Radio Star

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (leZ0h)

187 I've wondered here before how he wouldn't have had a virtual "dead man's switch" that would release all the blackmail evidence he had collected upon a suspicious death to agencies, media, etc. around the world.

I wouldn't (if I were actually in charge of the operation). I'd pass the business along to a friend. I think it more likely, though, that he was not the one with the blackmail evidence. He was not some young upstart who invented sex blackmail of the world's rich and famous.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (jOEDM)

188 I am so fucking bored

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (n1yOz)

189 The Unteleported Journalist.

Much better and one of his best:

The Unteleported Man, by Philip K Dick

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (4HHmO)

190 THE FBI? Our FBI?
Well, that will solve everything.
ha ha, I crack myself up.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

191 The FBI -- That Paragon of Integrity, Competence, and Scientific Investigation

According to the picture she tweeted, she should be at this In-and-Out. But we can't find her!

Posted by: FBI at December 27, 2019 07:21 PM (jOEDM)

192 188 I am so fucking bored
Posted by: Northernlurker

you and me both.
showed up with a full clinic schedule. then 5 patients cancelled. had a four hour lunch break.
last pt is 20 minutes late. and counting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)

193 188 I am so fucking bored
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (n1yOz)

-------

Road trip. Give me a call.

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 07:21 PM (YSJp2)

194
As always: The investigation IS the cover-up.

They'll have a bunch of agents running around like a ant farm, pissing away our tax dollars like they'll never run out of the stuff and come up with bupkis as soon as they get the high sign that the heat's off.

And to think, I actually used to sorta trust them. Boy are those days ever gone.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 07:21 PM (HaL55)

195 188 I am so fucking bored
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (n1yOz)

Word.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

196 THE FBI? Our FBI?
Well, that will solve everything.

When they get done cleaning Epstein's black book (like, with a cloth), there will only be some janitor in South Florida left. A billion-dollar empire built on blackmailing that janitor.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 07:23 PM (jOEDM)

197
Ah, Ghislaine. BTW, I finally learned how she pronounces it. Hard 'g': "Gee-lane".

Read up on her daddy, the infamous Robert Maxwell. She was his favorite, daddy's little angel. Like her father, she's also intel, probably working for all of them. Mossad, MI6, CIA, all of them.

She was the one who recruited Epstein into the spook world. Epstein's job was to compromise world leaders and the billionaire boys club, so they would do the bidding of the Deep State.

That included black financing, of course, making sure the billionaire boys club would provide any black money the spooks might need. You know, stuff they wouldn't dare use public money for, cause they didn't want even the slightest possibility of that money and what it was used for being made public.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 27, 2019 07:23 PM (NMAzL)

198 we can all be independent together!

Posted by: hermey at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (d7Ww2)

199 You don't know what bored is till you are stuck on a periscope for six hours every 18 hours, in the middle of the Barents, during the winter, in 24-hr night, with 1 possible contact for an entire 90 day period.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

200 Ghislaine seems nice.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (UUkQp)

201 Test 123
I just loaded up Linux Mint onto a Flash drive. So far so good. No sound but it's on a Flash drive. I have Windows 7 on my workstation. W7 will no longer be supported by MS starting January. So, I'm preparing to load up Linux Mint onto the old workstation. At least it works on from my Flash drive. Good sign.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (u8l4t)

202 I somehow managed first, in spite of my fat fingers.
Posted by: Pete in Texas

Not fat, girthy.

'Round here we say girthy.

Posted by: Miklos, a Man of Girthiness at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

203 Oh yea, OT. Sorry. Carry on...

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (u8l4t)

204 Don't think I'm bored but I do have blueberry topped cheese pie

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

205 I feel like doing something I'll regret in the morning

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 07:26 PM (n1yOz)

206
You know, as crazy as this is, I'm not even convinced Epstein is really dead. This whole "hangs himself in his cell" may have been elaborate Mission Impossible style operation to fake his death.

That corpse was really Martin Landau in a rubber Epstein mask.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 27, 2019 07:26 PM (NMAzL)

207 199 You don't know what bored is till you are stuck on a periscope for six hours every 18 hours, in the middle of the Barents, during the winter, in 24-hr night, with 1 possible contact for an entire 90 day period.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

------

Fueling up the Firefox?

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 07:26 PM (YSJp2)

208 Don't think I'm bored but I do have blueberry topped cheese pie
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

Now I want desert!

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 07:27 PM (f4vam)

209 off dentist sock!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 07:27 PM (d7Ww2)

210 You know, stuff they wouldn't dare use public money for, cause they didn't want even the slightest possibility of that money and what it was used for being made public.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

You are correct, Sir!

Posted by: Miklos, playing the Ed McMahon role at December 27, 2019 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)

211 Ah did not have sex with that Jizzlaine.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 27, 2019 07:27 PM (EgshT)

212 But but but I wear this pin in support of the rank n file FBI officers that are straight shooters...

Posted by: Hannity at December 27, 2019 07:28 PM (nzKWW)

213
Those In-Out burger photos were total fakes. Ghislaine's image was photoshopped into the scene. That was sending a message to her friends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 27, 2019 07:28 PM (NMAzL)

214 You don't know what bored is till you are stuck on a
periscope for six hours every 18 hours, in the middle of the Barents,
during the winter, in 24-hr night, with 1 possible contact for an entire
90 day period.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

------

Fueling up the Firefox?

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 07:26 PM (YSJp2)

Visiting a drift ice station to recover a film capsule?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 07:28 PM (5v5Zx)

215 I feel like doing something I'll regret in the morning

Posted by: Northernlurker

Something or somebody?

Posted by: Miklos the 24/7 Bail Bondsman at December 27, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)

216 207
199 You don't know what bored is till you are stuck on a periscope for
six hours every 18 hours, in the middle of the Barents, during the
winter, in 24-hr night, with 1 possible contact for an entire 90 day
period.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

------

Fueling up the Firefox?

------

I can't say what we we're doing, I'm not a democrat. I'd go to jail. But, it was pointless and lame.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:28 PM (+0AKE)

217 205 I feel like doing something I'll regret in the morning

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 07:26 PM (n1yOz)

YOLO

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

218 Don't think I'm bored but I do have blueberry topped cheese pie

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

Now I want desert!

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 07:27 PM (f4vam)

Gobi!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 07:29 PM (5v5Zx)

219 During the cold war we needed to be able to keep national secrets and the media leaked them like a sieve.

Now there is no foreign existential threat to america and the media is mostly in the business of protecting people like Epstein. clinton, or Obama

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 07:30 PM (WdocV)

220 i don't know why there is tranny.

i do know the left put the y in tranny:

tyranny

Posted by: mjc at December 27, 2019 07:30 PM (Pg+x7)

221
You don't know what bored is till you are stuck on a periscope

That's gotta hurt!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2019 07:31 PM (aKsyK)

222 ... took me two months to come up with that.

Posted by: mjc at December 27, 2019 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)

223 Has the FBI gotten to the bottom of the pussy hat shooter in Vegas yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)

224 Ghislaine's image was photoshopped into the scene. That was sending a message to her friends.

Even the scene was photoshopped into the scene, it was that bad. It opened my eyes to the strange codes they use, though I don't understand how you could decode them at all.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 07:32 PM (oTMWb)

225 I feel like doing something I'll regret in the morning

Posted by: Northernlurker

________

That goes away the more you do it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:32 PM (+0AKE)

226 Does the FBI have the manpower to investigate this and the college admissions scandal? Don't want to stretch the resources too much.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

227 The Christmas chaos has passed, oldest is packing to fly out tomorrow. It almost feels like a really good party is ending, and there's nothing left but to endure the hangover.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 27, 2019 07:32 PM (8AONa)

228 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:24 PM (+0AKE)

MODLOC, armed and on standby for 5 minute launch...for.ever.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (dbEIv)

229

Don King is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (qDoHj)

230 As always: The investigation IS the cover-up.

Posted by: RKae

Ayup.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (QLPEO)

231 As usual, nothing will come of this because she and epstein were part of the upper crust. Only business people ever get arrested, democrat politicians and influence mongers get a pass

Posted by: dude1394 at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (3exmE)

232 i predict that NO ONE will be indicted, let alone be tried, convicted and sentenced for any of this shit...

too many of all the right people are neck deep in this shit for such things to happen.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (D75ha)

233

At this point, I would trust Maxwell Smart to do a better job than the FBI

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (aPvIU)

234 I tell you one thing, there were things that I was told, I would be put in prison for even mentioning that I would see on CNN. Once, just a few hours later.

It wasn't coming from US. It had to be DC people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 07:33 PM (+0AKE)

235 Sequel to The Devil's Rejects....3 From Hell.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mysp1ODsJaA

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (5qdFy)

236 204 Don't think I'm bored but I do have blueberry topped cheese pie
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

We just finished open faced turkey sammiches for dinner.

I have to decide between apple and pecan pie.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (di1hb)

237 223 pfffft, they have a President to take down, who has time for that?

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

238 I have to decide between apple and pecan pie.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (di1hb)

Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 07:35 PM (5v5Zx)

239
Paul Manafort is also being killed. They're not worried about him testifying, they're just making an example of him, so they're taking their time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 27, 2019 07:35 PM (t5m5e)

240 I feel like doing something I'll regret in the morning

Posted by: Northernlurker

Something or somebody?
Posted by: Miklos the 24/7 Bail Bondsman

First rule of Stick Your Dick in Crazy Club:

Always stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:35 PM (QLPEO)

241 You know, as crazy as this is, I'm not even convinced Epstein is really
dead. This whole "hangs himself in his cell" may have been elaborate
Mission Impossible style operation to fake his death.

That corpse was really Martin Landau in a rubber Epstein mask.

This is just another item on a long list of things I could care less about. Anymore, it's funny watching people (not the Horde, naturally) get all bent out of shape about something that has no impact on their lives whatsoever. For those of our listening audience in Rio Linda, this is a good thing.

All the things in the world are essentially Kardashian in nature, meaning I have no fux to give about them or anything they may do. Behold the field in which I grow my Fux: lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 07:36 PM (HaL55)

242 First rule of Stick Your Dick in Crazy Club:

Always stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: eleven

ok, duudes, whatever, but please

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 07:36 PM (d7Ww2)

243 227 The Christmas chaos has passed, oldest is packing to fly out tomorrow. It almost feels like a really good party is ending, and there's nothing left but to endure the hangover.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

And the clean up.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 07:36 PM (MTxDQ)

244 I just had Moo Shu Chicken, pork egg rolls, egg drop soup and pork steamed dumplings.

I think I'm turning Chinese.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

245
You think #metoo is all done?
Think again!

I hear tell there's a new article somewhere in the Fake News media titled, get this, "Wall Street Getting It's MeToo Moment Only A Matter Of Time."

The article is a harbinger of things to come for some Wall Street big shots in the form of wild sexual abuse and misconduct claims.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 07:37 PM (qDoHj)

246 Peach pie FTW.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:37 PM (QLPEO)

247 WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 07:37 PM (d7Ww2)

248 238 I have to decide between apple and pecan pie.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (di1hb)

Embrace the power of AND!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 07:35 PM (5v5Zx)

My mouth days yes.

My waistline, not so much

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:37 PM (di1hb)

249 WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!

THERE'S NO OTHER KIND!

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:38 PM (QLPEO)

250 WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched
====
They have other uses?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 27, 2019 07:38 PM (8AONa)

251 You got to keep yo pimpess-hand STRONG.

Posted by: Heidi "Holemite is my name" Fleiss at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (RVcmP)

252 I have to decide between apple and pecan pie.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (di1hb)

Apple pie only if you have a scoop of vanilla ice cream to go with it . You know, Pie Alamo.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

253 If you think the network is gone and the pedo ring is busted up... I got a bridge to sell you, and it wasn't built by U of Florida students

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

254 Female pimps.

WTF is up with that?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (QLPEO)

255 Did someone say "Reichschnozzle"?

Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (RuIsu)

256 If Epstein was murdered only the New York mafia could have done it
They run that Federal lockup
And Trump and the mafia have been in bed together for decades

Posted by: Kurt at December 27, 2019 07:40 PM (SDtOO)

257 As Puddle went OT with a tech thing, I'll repeat my question: should I just get an external DVD/CD drive for a new laptop, and not find one that has it internally? Looks like that is now an unusual feature.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 07:40 PM (El6T/)

258

Anyone see You Were Never Really Here starring Wahkeen Phoenix?

It's really really dark, but really good.
Kinda Epstein-related, in a few ways.

See it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 07:41 PM (qDoHj)

259 Sorry about the stock market Kurt.

u mad bro?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:41 PM (QLPEO)

260 252 I have to decide between apple and pecan pie.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:34 PM (di1hb)

Apple pie only if you have a scoop of vanilla ice cream to go with it . You know, Pie Alamo.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

I'm a sharp cheddar kinda guy. Fortunately, I have some in the fridge.

Mrs IMG thought I was crazy when she learned that.

Saaaay, what's the rule for the ladies and crazy dicks, anyways. huh?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 27, 2019 07:42 PM (di1hb)

261 nood creepy porn lawyer.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:42 PM (QLPEO)

262
Female pimps.

WTF is up with that?

Formerly known as "madams." But I suppose that sounded too classy, so down to the Lowest Common Denominator we go...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 07:42 PM (HaL55)

263 Posted by: Kurt at December 27, 2019 07:40 PM (SDtOO

His mafia name is Donny two scoops so you may be right. Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

264 Mark Rippitoe of Starting Strength:

If Epstein had done Starting Strength, his neck would be too thick for Hillary to get her claws around.

No one is more Texas than Rip.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 07:42 PM (LxTcq)

265 Female pimps.

WTF is up with that?
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2019 07:39 PM (QLPEO)

What could cement your place at the top of the pecking order, more than being able to force the others to have sex with men they hate?

Or maybe they're just sociopaths.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 07:43 PM (Y5ruG)

266 Our interstellar affiliates have a particular and proven set of skills when it comes to probing.

Call us

Posted by: The Otters at December 27, 2019 07:43 PM (dOL3f)

267 Nood porn....lawyers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 07:43 PM (dNzKv)

268

I'll repeat my question: should I just get an external DVD/CD drive for a new laptop, and not find one that has it internally?

Absouckinlutely.

Plug And Play is much better than having an internal device which relies on software such as drivers and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 07:43 PM (qDoHj)

269 I see ramondo's but brother is here.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 07:43 PM (MTxDQ)

270 This story angers me:
Veteran Finds Note From Neighbor On Missing Dog's Collar Hanging From Mailbox saying He Shot and and Killed His Dog For Digging Through His Trash-

https://tinyurl.com/vf9zhry

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2019 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

271 What a great FBI we have. They publicly give suspects 6 months of globetrotting and destroying evidence before they begin "investigating".

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 27, 2019 07:45 PM (tSdA3)

272 I'm waiting for the trials to start and the prosecutors to rip off the key witness's mask saying ' they would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for those damn kids,,,,,Old Man Epstein!'

Posted by: Charles Greene at December 27, 2019 07:46 PM (WQMJK)

273 Maxwell always seemed a bit fishy but all the doubt cast her way my be explained as different social morays

Posted by: REDACTED at December 27, 2019 07:46 PM (rpxSz)

274 This story angers me:
Veteran Finds Note From Neighbor On Missing Dog's Collar Hanging From Mailbox saying He Shot and and Killed His Dog For Digging Through His Trash-

https://tinyurl.com/vf9zhry
Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2019 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

The vet should not have posted / reported that.
Severely limited his options by doing so.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 27, 2019 07:59 PM (1g7ch)

275 When I was working, my office loved Imus. We listened every day. RIP Imus.

Posted by: Abby at December 27, 2019 08:32 PM (UoB7p)

276 Late to the site but had to add: the Deep State is disintegrating and obviously Epstein Did Not Kill Himself is directly related. It will be so much easier to get the general public to want barbeque this trash once these dots are connected. Hence the insanity.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (iw59Q)

277 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say the FBI is looking to manufacture some dirt on Trump, perhaps by threatening Ghislaine with prosecution for "process" crimes, and then leak said fake dirt to the Democrats in the House and in the media in an effort to get Trump out of office some way, somehow.

Obviously, that would be crazy-talk. When have they ever done anything along those lines before, huh?

Please don't prosecute me for a process crime over this comment...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 28, 2019 01:14 AM (H3MF8)

278 One suspects that Ghislaine has been probed any number of times in the past.

Posted by: Derek Cadarn at December 28, 2019 06:24 AM (En50+)

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