The Grande Dame of the American Theater, Lindsey Graham, Says Something On TV That He Will Never Actually Do As a Senator


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Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:22 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 st Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (xts8Z) 2 Yay me! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (xts8Z) 3 rd Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (xts8Z) 4 th Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (xts8Z) 5 Noood! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (xts8Z) 6 Hey! Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (Y4EXg) 7 Lindsay has always depended on the kindness of strangers. Especially the gullible ones. Posted by: aelfheld at December 24, 2019 02:22 PM (IxDhF) 8 Top ten. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2019 02:23 PM (cfSRQ) 9 Meh, it could happen. I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 24, 2019 02:23 PM (+dsLj) 10 McConnell's the one running this show. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:23 PM (xts8Z) 11 Has anyone actually seen Lindsay in the same room as Trey Gowdy? Weird. Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (koNhm) 12 Six of the top ten. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (xts8Z) 13 Lindsay Wagner has bigger balls. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (unR+P) 14 You gotta admit, Lindsey has spent a lifetime making Flouncing look respectable. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (V2Yro) 15 One thing I know is that I don't know what Graham will do. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (90T4r) 16 Like Lindsey will ever get married. To a woman. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 02:25 PM (1g7ch) 17 I'll say this for him: Kavanaugh. Graham can't hold a candle to Trey Gowdy. That guy was the master of all-talk no-action. I remember NRO writing puff pieces about how this "hard-nosed, former prosecutor" would really hurt Obama. At least now he's doing the TV thing full time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2019 02:25 PM (cfSRQ) 18 9 Meh, it could happen. I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 24, 2019 02:23 PM (+dsLj) Next year, in Jerusalem. Well maybe that's Elijah. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 02:25 PM (V2Yro) 19 12 Six of the top ten. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 02:24 PM (xts8Z) --- Meh. Get back to me when you do eleven of the top ten. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2019 02:26 PM (cfSRQ) 20 Graham has changed a lot in the last year, I would say who knows? Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ZCEU2) 21 As much as Cocaine Mitch actually does seem to have some ability to follow through, I'm afraid that his laconic/inside baseball way of operating doesn't give us what we really need right now. This is a campaign for the hearts, minds and souls of the Republic, and we need someone who can make the public case, and also get shit done. Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 24, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm) 22 Ok, maybe I won't change my nic to GamGam's hot-dog bun 2020. But can I change it to S.E.Cupp's Sloppy Tits? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 02:27 PM (7Fj9P) 23 Maybe we should encourage him? I really loathed Lindsay Grahamnesty for a long time, but it DOES seem like the Trump phenomena is making him take notes. Perhaps a lot of "Come on, don't go wobbly" messages to him? Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 24, 2019 02:28 PM (ujg0T) 24 Trump's pretty good at letting all the other wrasslers get screen time while he's working elsewhere. Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2019 02:28 PM (FhXTo) 25 time to just say it - Bush lied. twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1204166495074304000 Posted by: John Podesta at December 24, 2019 02:28 PM (xYv9C) 26 Has anyone actually seen Lindsay in the same room as Trey Gowdy? Weird. Yeah, that's where I was going. Imagine the conviviality of Graham, Gowdy, Chaffetz, and Issa smoking cigars over a snifter of Armagnac. Posted by: Bandersnatch, pull my finger at December 24, 2019 02:29 PM (gd9RK) 27 I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 24, 2019 02:23 PM (+dsLj) and long overdue Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2019 02:30 PM (9Om/r) 28 I prefer NO witnesses, if there ever is an impeachment trial. Let it go! People have tuned out. Perfect. The longer this goes on, the more people start to resent it. Let's not start new war about impeachment-- Trump is winning. Posted by: mnw at December 24, 2019 02:30 PM (Cssks) 29 "146 Fire them all out of carronades while alive Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 02:48 PM (vampE) " It is impossible to improve on this as a Universal Comment. Bravo Anna ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 24, 2019 02:30 PM (zlgJP) 30 I had hopes for him after he was smiling and adjusting his tie while SuperScrunt yelled at him during Kavanaugh's confirmation. You wanna win hearts and minds ? Be more that Lindsey. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 02:30 PM (unR+P) 31 this ace chap seems to have tired of duplicitous shitheels and their whoremouths Posted by: x at December 24, 2019 02:30 PM (nFwvY) 32 I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere and long overdue Posted by: Berserker ---- That or a pyramid of skulls. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (Y4EXg) 33 Graham is on our side, and we have to play the hand we're dealt. I know there's a lot of emotion revolving around vengeance and retribution against the Left, I have it too. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (90T4r) 34 A murder of crows. A collegiality of Senators. Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (koNhm) 35 Pentagon tells military personnel not to use at-home DNA kits In a Dec. 20 memo obtained by NBC News, Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence Joseph Kernan and James Stewart, acting Under Secretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness, said that DNA testing companies were targeting military members with discounts and other undisclosed incentives. "Moreover, there is increased concern in the scientific community that outside parties are exploiting the use of genetic materials for questionable purposes, including mass surveillance and the ability to track individuals without their authorization or awareness," the memo said. Posted by: SMOD at December 24, 2019 02:33 PM (X5CsJ) 36 20 Graham has changed a lot in the last year, I would say who knows? Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ZCEU2) We've had public knowledge of the FISA abuse for over 2 years. But only NOW will they start hearings? How many more peoples Rights were abused in the interim? As I've said before, our side seems to have no sense of urgency. Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 02:33 PM (NgKpN) 37 Lindsey Graham is an untrustworthy SOB. 'nough said. Dan Posted by: Dansgirls at December 24, 2019 02:33 PM (V25ON) 38 33 You do need allies in this battle, you always want a George Patton but you rarely get him. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ZCEU2) 39 By this time next year Lindsey will be back to trying to make his former boyfriend McCain proud. I put it about the week after the election that you will start seeing him revert back to form. Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (Z7lwY) 40 Odds of him actually doing this? Zero point zero percent. It's the lowest in Faber history! Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (T6t7i) 41 I'm not sure what the point of a hearing on FISA abuse with the people who signed them testifying would be. Every other question would be interrupted by the witnesses lawyer to say "I'm going to advise my client not to answer because he is involved in a criminal investigation". Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S) 42 SOTU is gonna be lit. Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (w7KSn) 43 Merry Christmas, all. And I wish this post wasn't so spot on. Lindsey figures this a good cover for never doing anything really conservative. I call it the David French-Kiss. Posted by: Inogame at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (+2xjH) 44 Hey, who wants your DNA information to fall into a stranger's hands? Or even worse, into the governments hands? I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r) 45 42 I hope he enters the house like Hector Mountain Dew Camacho Idiocracy. Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 02:35 PM (KNsKs) 46 16 Like Lindsey will ever get married. To a woman. Posted by: Burnt Toast If he actually does what he says he'll do, he can marry Zombie Jefferson Davis for all I care. Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (T6t7i) 47 While I'd love to see those fellows up on a stand under oath, I'm not sure the relevance for this particular case. The articles don't even mention a crime relating to FISA, or something the FBI investigated or started. It is another thing entirely. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (eoQWY) 48 40 Odds of him actually doing this? Zero point zero percent. It's the lowest in Faber history! Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (T6t7i) Nice! Up the Creek reference? Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (NgKpN) 49 You do need allies in this battle, you always want a George Patton but you rarely get him. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ZCEU2) I'll settle for a Patton, I want Genghis muthfuckin Khan. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (9Om/r) 50 33 Graham is on our side, and we have to play the hand we're dealt. I know there's a lot of emotion revolving around vengeance and retribution against the Left, I have it too. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (90T4r) Graham is on the side of whatever will get him some good political donations this coming year and a nice comfortable victory in November. All you need to know about him is that. Making enough noise to sound serious but doing the bare minimum for actual results. Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (Z7lwY) 51 42 SOTU is gonna be lit. Posted by: attila the thrilla I'll make my prediction now. There will be many "you lie" calls from the House Dems. Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:37 PM (T6t7i) 52 Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. I award you no points. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 02:37 PM (unR+P) 53 Blasey Ford perjured against a SCOTUS, and needs to be in jail to prevent future appointment fuckery. Oh wait, was she under oath? Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 24, 2019 02:37 PM (umLtp) 54 Politicians lied to us. This is my shocked face. --- Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 02:37 PM (MTxDQ) 55 I remember NRO writing puff pieces about how this "hard-nosed, former prosecutor" would really hurt Obama. At least now he's doing the TV thing full time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2019 02:25 PM (cfSRQ) Speaking as someone who used to listen to Laura Ingraham's podcasts back around 2008 and has come to realize that I was listening to an elaborate serial fiction radio show with superhero guests who would drop in and talk about fighting villains, Gowdy was one of my favorite characters. Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (t+qrx) 56 Everyone is against us, it seems. I don't care. It's Christmas. Posted by: Ladyl at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (TdMsT) 57 32 I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere and long overdue Posted by: Berserker ---- That or a pyramid of skulls. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (Y4EXg) Blood for Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (xqwDY) 58 Playing off my last comment, he reminds of a few good ol' boys from my NAVY days. He is the consummate kiss-a-s who will say/do anything to have people like/elect him. I really dislike Lindsey Graham. Dan Posted by: Dansgirls at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (V25ON) 59 >>> I'll make my prediction now. There will be many "you lie" calls from the House Dems. And we all patiently wait while the hector is ushered out the door, just like his other speeches. Maybe take his coat too. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 02:39 PM (1g7ch) 60 Fire them all out of carronades while alive Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 02:48 PM (vampE) " It is impossible to improve on this as a Universal Comment. Rule #C - Thou shalt not challenge a Moron. Head or feet first? Into what target? Never mind what the GunThreaders will do with it. Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2019 02:39 PM (FhXTo) 61 No, no: He'll call the witness right after the arrest of Comey, Brennen, Powers, Hillary and Obama. He can't until then lest he interfere with the investigations Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 24, 2019 02:40 PM (vPKfA) 62 50 Graham is on the side of whatever will get him some good political donations this coming year and a nice comfortable victory in November. All you need to know about him is that. Making enough noise to sound serious but doing the bare minimum for actual results. Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (Z7lwY) Maybe you're right, Buzzion. I say this seriously though, what the hell good does it do to wish for somebody else to do our talking for us? Because I don't see a bunch of people lining up to fight for our side. If he's all we got, he's all we got. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:40 PM (90T4r) 63 It's the lowest in Faber history! Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (T6t7i) Nice! Up the Creek reference? Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (NgKpN) Your Moron Card, sir. Please surrender it to the Sergeant at Arms. Posted by: Bandersnatch, incredulous at December 24, 2019 02:40 PM (gd9RK) 64 Kernan is a good man. known him since i was in High School. Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2019 02:41 PM (qSCFa) 65 41 I'm not sure what the point of a hearing on FISA abuse with the people who signed them testifying would be. Every other question would be interrupted by the witnesses lawyer to say "I'm going to advise my client not to answer because he is involved in a criminal investigation". Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S) Yup. And Feinstein and her Democrat pals on the committee will use the hearings to make anti-Trump speeches and ask leading questions to give Comey and the others opportunities to praise themselves and the DeepState, and that stuff will be all that The Media will report. Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2019 02:41 PM (AMIL/) 66 That or a pyramid of skulls. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2019 02:31 PM (Y4EXg) Blood for Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Posted by: Insomniac "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sit on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of EVIL!" Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:41 PM (T6t7i) 67 lawyer to say "I'm going to advise my client not to answer They can affirm their elocution later. While wearing orange. Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2019 02:42 PM (FhXTo) 68 Your Moron Card, sir. Please surrender it to the Sergeant at Arms. Posted by: Bandersnatch, incredulous I didn't want to embarrass the poor man. Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:43 PM (T6t7i) 69 Hard to really press these people when I am neck deep in the same shit. But goddamn! me and Johnny Mac were into some lucrative grift! Posted by: Lyndsey Graham at December 24, 2019 02:43 PM (CLteG) 70 69 Hard to really press these people when I am neck deep in the same shit. But goddamn! me and Johnny Mac were into some lucrative grift! Posted by: Lyndsey Graham at December 24, 2019 02:43 PM (CLteG) And comment 69 to boot. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 02:44 PM (unR+P) 71 There is a certain value in threatening the Dems with possible backlash effects to their usual criminality. It is like nuclear deterrence - if the trial has the chance of exposing more wrongdoing than just the Biden stuff, then not having the trial becomes a more viable option. The reason Nan is holding up the trial is that she knows a quick end is a loser. But not having the trial is also a loser. This kind of blustering threat might move the political calculus towards a quick acquittal rather than have the Dems play more games. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:44 PM (eoQWY) 72 They will call Comey in on Arbor Day. That being a Holy Holiday for St. James, Walker of the Forests, he will be excused until sometime after election day. Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 24, 2019 02:45 PM (C1Lsn) 73 >>Yup. And Feinstein and her Democrat pals on the committee will use the hearings to make anti-Trump speeches and ask leading questions to give Comey and the others opportunities to praise themselves and the DeepState, and that stuff will be all that The Media will report. If they report anything. Graham ran a second hearing with Horowitz the other day and it was really very good. He and some of the other Republican Senators like Hawley cleared up some issues such as the idea that Horowitz didn't find any bias at the FBI/DOJ (he did) and that he had referred everyone in the chain of command at the FBI who touched the FISAs. It also exposed the Democrats on the committee as either clueless or complicit or both. The media hardly said a word. Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S) 74 Yup. And Feinstein and her Democrat pals on the committee will use the hearings to make anti-Trump speeches and ask leading questions to give Comey and the others opportunities to praise themselves and the DeepState, and that stuff will be all that The Media will report. Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2019 02:41 PM (AMIL/) That is one advantage. There's one thing that is clear these days is that the more the country sees Dems in action, the less they like them and the more they like Trump. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:45 PM (eoQWY) 75 Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2019 02:45 PM (gmo/4) 76 71 They will go back to the house and add more counts. Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs) 77 63 It's the lowest in Faber history! Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 02:34 PM (T6t7i) Nice! Up the Creek reference? Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM (NgKpN) Your Moron Card, sir. Please surrender it to the Sergeant at Arms. Posted by: Bandersnatch, incredulous at December 24, 2019 02:40 PM (gd9RK) /hangs head. You are correct, Up the Creek was Le Petomayne University. Same line, different school. But seeing as how I am NOT a College graduate, I will retain my card. After all, are not all colleges the same now adays? Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NgKpN) 78 Blood for Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (xqwDY) I wanted to build an iron throne from a pile of wasted harley parts. The problem is the damn thing would be waaay too heavy to move once its done. A skull throne would actually be lighter. Hmmm.. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2019 02:46 PM (9Om/r) 79 I want Julius Caesar. I will settle for George S. Patton. Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gmo/4) 80 Obviously you load a carronade feet first, more aerodynamic projectile for distance. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (ZCEU2) 81 "Graham can't hold a candle to Trey Gowdy. That guy was the master of all-talk no-action. "I remember NRO writing puff pieces about how this "hard-nosed, former prosecutor" would really hurt Obama." It wasn't just NRO who thought Gowdy was the real deal - there were a lot of sensible, clear-headed people who thought the same. Then, of course, disillusionment set in . . . Posted by: aelfheld at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (IxDhF) 82 79 I want Julius Caesar. I will settle for George S. Patton. Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gmo/4) You got Donald Trump. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (90T4r) 83 No. It has nothing to do with going to college. There is no excuse for missing an Animal House reference. I have to go shopping, I shall leave it to others to chastise you. Posted by: Bandersnatch, incredulous at December 24, 2019 02:48 PM (gd9RK) 84 I guess the problem is that they are all politicians, ultimately. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:48 PM (90T4r) 85 Agreed. Miss Linsey is all bulge and no package. But what about any other single Republican senator that might pick up this ball and actually do anything with it? Nope. It's the GOPe. They are all carpets for Schumer and company to walk on. Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 24, 2019 02:49 PM (+fPHo) 86 CNBC reports that Bloomberg has been using women prison inmates in OK to make phone calls for his campaign. Funny. Don't wait for an SNL skit, though. Posted by: mnw at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (Cssks) 87 They will go back to the house and add more counts. Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs) That will be even more of a farce and political loser for them. If they had time to start new hearings, then for one the entire 'obstruction of Congress' count dies, since they no longer need a rush and could have gone through the normal court processes. And where do these counts come from? It took 6 months and some rule changes in whistleblower rules to get this one cooked up with no actual evidence resulting. They don't have time for that - they need the decks clear for the primaries starting Jan 1. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (eoQWY) 88 85 Miss Linsey is all bulge and no package. Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 24, 2019 02:49 PM (+fPHo) I sure hope I can retain that long enough to steal it . . . Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (14URa) 89 So, Steiner's NOT coming? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (90T4r) 90 Feinstein runs The Senate. Lindsey prays every night that pictures of him sucking off boys don't get released by Epstein's owners. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (+Iryr) 91 I'll settle for a Patton, I want Genghis muthfuckin Khan. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2019 02:36 PM Second look? Posted by: Vlad Tepes at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (DMUuz) 92 So, Steiner's NOT coming? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM He's not even breathing hard. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 24, 2019 02:51 PM (DMUuz) 93 Blood for Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 02:38 PM (xqwDY) I wanted to build an iron throne from a pile of wasted harley parts. The problem is the damn thing would be waaay too heavy to move once its done. A skull throne would actually be lighter. Hmmm.. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2019 02:46 PM (9Om/r) Make the sword back display in several sections that attach separately and can be reassembled. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:51 PM (eoQWY) 94 Feinstein runs The Senate. Lindsey prays every night that pictures of him sucking off boys don't get released by Epstein's owners. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (+Iryr) So we have her to thank for those judges? Nice to know. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:52 PM (eoQWY) 95 44 Hey, who wants your DNA information to fall into a stranger's hands? Or even worse, into the governments hands? I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r) --- Yeah, I'm sure my DNA the govt has is totes safe. Posted by: SMH at December 24, 2019 02:53 PM (RU4sa) 96 I want a giant ball of butter to lick for Christmas. Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 24, 2019 02:53 PM (unR+P) 97 CNBC reports that Bloomberg has been using women prison inmates in OK to make phone calls for his campaign. --- They truly are the party for (and of) criminals. Posted by: SMH at December 24, 2019 02:54 PM (RU4sa) 98 I wonder if he is a top or a bottom? Just kidding He bites pillows. Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at December 24, 2019 02:55 PM (+/fO6) 99 Lindsey will do what Lindsey believes is in Lindsey's best interest. The trick is to convince him it's in his best interest to follow through on his bluster. Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (l3+k2) 100 If the Democratic leadership had been guided by extraterrestrials, they never would have had these problems with impeachment. Ancient Astronaut Theorists agree. I'm not saying it was aliens, because they had no extraterrestrials. Posted by: SMOD at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (X5CsJ) 101 A large earthquake was reported in the South American country of Colombia Tuesday afternoon, shaking buildings in the capital, Bogota. The U.S. Geological Survey said the 6.0 magnitude quake struck at 2:03 p.m. EST, and was centered some 100 miles south of Bogota near the town of Lejanias. It struck at a depth of 6.2 miles. Sixteen minutes later, a 5.8 aftershock was measured nearby, the USGS also said. weather.com Posted by: SMH at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (RU4sa) 102 99 Lindsey will do what Lindsey believes is in Lindsey's best interest. The trick is to convince him it's in his best interest to follow through on his bluster. Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (l3+k2) So, standard politician, then. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (90T4r) 103 You got Donald Trump. Posted by: tubal If you had told me 4 years ago, the ONLY sob willing to fight for me would be Donald J. Trump, I would have offered to pay for your meds. Never so happy to be so wrong. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 24, 2019 02:57 PM (LOq4H) 104 Lindsey will do what Lindsey believes is in Lindsey's best interest. The trick is to convince him it's in his best interest to follow through on his bluster. Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 02:56 PM (l3+k2) Unfortunately, you're probably right. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 24, 2019 02:57 PM (EGyGV) 105 Mike the Control Freak using Okie prison labor for campaign calls would be easy to identify. The whistling sound from ill fitting prison dentures ( too much meth) and the caller identifying herself as Tammy Joad. Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 24, 2019 02:57 PM (C1Lsn) 106 <<<"I'd rather Trump call down fire from heaven to consume the democrats during the SOTU instead. That would be much more entertaining." _______________ I'd rather him just pretend like he's going to show and then have some low level staffer deliver a huge binder to the dais on national television. What great norm to destroy. Posted by: McLurkerson at December 24, 2019 02:58 PM (GkpWM) 107 McCain lives! Posted by: Guy Paying at December 24, 2019 02:58 PM (0aEwS) 108 and the caller identifying herself as Tammy Joad. Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 24, 2019 02:57 PM (C1Lsn) Jammy Toad would be a good name for a British kid's show cartoon character. Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2019 02:59 PM (t+qrx) 109 Maria has invested hard time and good research bringing to the public this communist impeachment charade. She has allowed Miss Lindsey much air time to elaborate his positions. She also told him if he didn't follow through she would pour hot coals down his throat. Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 03:00 PM (9v1sv) 110 I think he's do some stuff in 2020 since it's an election year. Then in 2021, back to being the cuck we all know and love. Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 24, 2019 03:00 PM (xGt2P) 111 Happiness: https://preview.tinyurl.com/uouomjy Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 24, 2019 03:01 PM (xkSJa) 112 Okay, Lindsey. Now do Congress and tax-payer-funded payments to sexually harassed staffers. I'll wait. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC) 113 McCain lives! Posted by: Guy Paying at December 24, 2019 02:58 PM (0aEwS) grabs wooden stake, mallet, gasoline, shovel.... Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC) 114 OK BOOMER!!! See I'm with it and hip and stuff. Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 24, 2019 03:04 PM (xGt2P) 115 The still on that video says it all. Would you buy a car from this man? Hell, would you buy a pair of gloves from this man? While he was talking, I'd spend all my time making sure they had thumbs. Posted by: ... at December 24, 2019 03:05 PM (R+4P1) 116 hiya Posted by: JT at December 24, 2019 03:05 PM (arJlL) 117 Another quaalude he gonna love Amnesty again. Has anyone asked him about Amnesty lately? Posted by: ... at December 24, 2019 03:05 PM (R+4P1) 118 Wish we had a few Jacob Ress Moggs instead of these fruit loops Posted by: Regular joe at December 24, 2019 03:06 PM (6/uwW) 119 All of which raises an interesting question is Lindsey a Fruit Loop or is he Kaboom? Posted by: Regular joe at December 24, 2019 03:09 PM (6/uwW) 120 You guys love you some preemptive strikes. Burn him now!!! Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 03:10 PM (CCNCh) 121 We don't trust him.For good reason. Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:11 PM (KNsKs) 122 94 Feinstein runs The Senate. Lindsey prays every night that pictures of him sucking off boys don't get released by Epstein's owners. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 02:50 PM (+Iryr) So we have her to thank for those judges? Nice to know. Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 02:52 PM (eoQWY) You have faith in judges? Seriously? Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 03:11 PM (+Iryr) 123 Being Lindsay Graham is no way to go through life, son.... Posted by: DoubleBerryBerry at December 24, 2019 03:12 PM (0vLau) 124 80 Obviously you load a carronade feet first, more aerodynamic projectile for distance. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 02:47 PM (ZCEU2) Or you could strap the feet together and load head first. But it's kind of like tye I dustrial wood chipper. Feet first is the way to go. Posted by: Fox2! at December 24, 2019 03:13 PM (0vzJL) 125 If only he was in a position to do something about it. Posted by: MAGA at December 24, 2019 03:15 PM (EV4QL) 126 I think after the Great Mutiny some of the mutineers were tied to cannon in front of the muzzles.Which were than discharged. Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:15 PM (KNsKs) 127 Kant even Posted by: REDACTED at December 24, 2019 03:15 PM (rpxSz) 128 L G loves him some package, that is fine, his possible corruption with the deceased J Mac is more of an issue... Posted by: Gbone at December 24, 2019 03:17 PM (xWqXn) 129 As much as Cocaine Mitch actually does seem to have some ability to follow through, I'm afraid that his laconic/inside baseball way of operating doesn't give us what we really need right now. Although this morning on OAN they mentioned that Mitch and Trump put two more conservatives on the Ninth Circus. Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 03:17 PM (6XLoz) 130 111 Happiness: https://preview.tinyurl.com/uouomjy Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 24, 2019 03:01 PM (xkSJa) Wasn't that just the most smile-inducing thing? I sent it all around! Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2019 03:20 PM (14URa) 131 I was delighted to find, last year during the Kavanaugh confirmation fiasco, that Senator Grahamnesty had managed to secure his testicles and recover them from McCain's pocket before the lid slammed satisfyingly shut, but if he keeps forgetting them at home, it does us no particular good. Posted by: Brother John at December 24, 2019 03:20 PM (+XfCa) 132 grandstanding, to what end? i don't get the point of bringing the fisa fraud into the impeachment trial. stupid idea, but i still cut graham a lot of slack for his performance at the kavanaugh hearing. Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:23 PM (Pg+x7) 133 Making blueberry sauce Seb Gorka is laying this whole conspiracy on Obama Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZCEU2) 134 Seb Gorka is laying this whole conspiracy on Obama Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZCEU2) Not exactly a risky bet. Although, I've always thought of him as more of a sock puppet. Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2019 03:26 PM (14URa) 135 131 I was delighted to find, last year during the Kavanaugh confirmation fiasco, that Senator Grahamnesty had managed to secure his testicles and recover them from McCain's pocket before the lid slammed satisfyingly shut, but if he keeps forgetting them at home, it does us no particular good. Posted by: Brother John at December 24, 2019 03:20 PM (+XfCa) This. It would be a GOOD thing if the GOP were just cowards. A coward can be taught courage. The problem is for many of these guys, it does not seem to be a problem of courage. Right now they have the most optimal cover they will ever have. They continue to do the 'Say the right thing, do actually nothing.' Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:27 PM (ycWCI) 136 Graham ran a second hearing with Horowitz the other day and it was really very good. He and some of the other Republican Senators like Hawley cleared up some issues such as the idea that Horowitz didn't find any bias at the FBI/DOJ (he did) and that he had referred everyone in the chain of command at the FBI who touched the FISAs. It also exposed the Democrats on the committee as either clueless or complicit or both. The media hardly said a word. Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S) ------ He didn't refer anyone (as in a criminal referral). He gave the DoJ the report, which what he is supposed to do. Hell I have a copy of the report myself. Posted by: MAGA at December 24, 2019 03:27 PM (EV4QL) 137 Only thing I would bring to the impeachment trial would be Crazy Uncle Joe and his son, shoot down the bull shit of Ukrainian prid quo pro and the Democrat's candidate. There are laws against having kin get the payoff money instead of the high profile recipient. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ZCEU2) 138 >>He didn't refer anyone (as in a criminal referral). He gave the DoJ the report, which what he is supposed to do. Hell I have a copy of the report myself. No, you're wrong. He referred everyone at the FBI in the chain of command. Hell, I have a copy of the report myself too. Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ZLI7S) 139 stupid idea, but i still cut graham a lot of slack for his performance at the kavanaugh hearing. Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:23 PM (Pg+x7) Granted, but congressional republicans seem to be the most emasculated men in creation. By design, they have the most power in our government, yet they continue to want to work through proxies (President and Judges.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI) 140 I love peach mints. Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 24, 2019 03:29 PM (EgshT) 141 I do not have a copy of the report. I hold my manhood cheap. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:30 PM (ycWCI) 142 Fox: "Do you have the Constitutional authority to conduct a trial without her sending them over McConnell: "I don't think so." Bullshit, Mitch. He just gave Pelosi permission to stall and stall while folding in more charges. What an ass. He makes it sound like he's supporting the president, but he just said he has no Constitutional right to proceed with President Trump's acquittal until Pelosi gives him permission. And she's stalling for her court cases. She's in no hurry because this is a pr stunt anyway, an Impeachment Dossier. Pelosi's purpose is not really to remove the President anyway. She's trying to protect the last president. Democrats want to establish the Big Lie that President Trump used foreigners to frame Biden and rig the next election when, in fact, the exact opposite is true: Obama/Biden used foreigners to frame Trump and rig the last election. She knows this is all coming out soon, so she's using Impeachment as a pre-buttal and a counter-narrative, as well as an extended campaign commercial. Pelosi says she wants a "fair trial". Mitch says the Senate doesn't even want it. But the right to a fair trial doesn't belong to the prosecutors and the right to a speedy trial doesn't belong to the jurors. Both rights belong to President Trump. By pretending he is helpless, Mitch gains leverage over the President by holding the acquittal over his head. Who would play such a devious and corrupt double-game? I dunno'--ask the Tea Party. That's just how Mitch rolls. Ass. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 24, 2019 03:31 PM (Ndje9) 143 Lispy. He reminds me of the guy at the bar who would kick your ass at the bar if there wasn't a 110 pound cocktail waitress holding him back. Fcking paper tiger. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 03:33 PM (1yKRH) 144 I think after the Great Mutiny some of the mutineers were tied to cannon in front of the muzzles.Which were than discharged. ------ Yes. That's what being blown 'from [the muzzle of] a gun' means with 'gun' meaning cannon. Just ask Flashman! https://military.wikia.org/wiki/ Blowing_from_a_gun Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Dh1wo) 145 That's just how Mitch rolls. Ass. Posted by: The Gipper Lives Might want to switch to decaf. Just sayin'. Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:36 PM (T6t7i) 146 Everything I hear the Senate can't do anything with what they don't have in hand. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:36 PM (ZCEU2) 147 No, you're wrong. He referred everyone at the FBI in the chain of command. Hell, I have a copy of the report myself too. Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ZLI7S) ------ No referral for criminal conduct. Your being opaque on purpose. Posted by: MAGA at December 24, 2019 03:38 PM (EV4QL) 148 Nood. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI) 149 andy - reads like a bloody mess to me Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ZCEU2) 150 Graham ran a second hearing with Horowitz the other day and it was really very good. He and some of the other Republican Senators like Hawley cleared up some issues such as the idea that Horowitz didn't find any bias Horowitz has consistently backtracked on the initial statement. But he still put it out there to provide Gaylord and Granny some plausible deniability for down the road. Hack. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Ndje9) 151 142 the ripper lives "this is a pr stunt anyway..." i agree with a lot of what you say, but i think the dems have a very deliberate plan. they want to bring in additional witnesses to spring surprises, bring more witnesses in, add bombshells, demand investigations, pretty much like kavanaugh. they want to keep trump a criminal in the docket until november. Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Pg+x7) 152 noooooooooooooD Biden! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (xts8Z) 153 gipper not ripper. damn splchk etc. sorry bout that. Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:41 PM (Pg+x7) 154 >>No referral for criminal conduct. Your being opaque on purpose. Because given his limited powers he didn't find criminal activity. He found that the entire chain of command was either clueless as to the rules governing FISA or they acted with bad intent, in other words they did it on purpose. He referred them for more thorough investigation by people who have the ability to do things like subpoena people. Fortunately, there is such a person working the case right now, John Durham. You always try to find the doom and gloom in everything. This is why so many people said the IG report was a whitewash before they even read it. https://tinyurl.com/sd5luky Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S) 155 I swear I have more posts right after a nood than anyone this year Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (ZCEU2) 156 Lindsey seems to be sleep-walking through this clip. It's putting me to sleep. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Ne1i4) 157 "time to just say it - Bush lied. " twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1204166495074304000 Graham HATES Bush. ...or so I've heard Posted by: jagamo at December 24, 2019 04:16 PM (ZnVDo) 158 Reminds me of Ryan...sounds good but doesn't actually act that good. Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (Y274z) 159 "Odds of him actually doing this? Zero point zero percent." You don't know that Ace. And you say nothing about the full context of this interview. Posted by: sherpa_k2 at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (BsCoj) (Jump to top of page) Name: Email: * URL: Comments: Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0311 seconds. 15 queries taking 0.0101 seconds, 168 records returned. Page size 88 kb. Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.	MuNuvians MeeNuvians Polls! Polls! Polls! Real Clear Politics Gallup Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? 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