Brian Stelter, Whose "Media Analysis" Show Consists 90% of Taking Republican Tweets and Dunking on Them, Whines That It's Not "Journalism" to Take <i>His</i> Tweets and Grind a News Piece About Them


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It is surreal to see 3 tweets, including one of mine, used as the basis of a long op-ed in the Philly Inquirer. Humble suggestion: Debate tweets here on Twitter! Use print editorial space for more important, and local, issues. pic.twitter.com/wbGbLgIvHi — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 23, 2019 Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:11 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 st Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:11 PM (xts8Z) 2 nd Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:11 PM (xts8Z) 3 rd Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 4 th Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 5 5 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 6 6 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 7 7 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 8 8 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 9 9 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 10 10 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 11 Nooooood! 10 out of 10! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z) 12 12 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xts8Z) 13 13 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xts8Z) 14 14 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xts8Z) 15 Th? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (G4QIa) 16 NTH, WTF? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xkSJa) 17 15 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xts8Z) 18 The Outrage Outlet is going crazy. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (WEBkv) 19 Ha! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (G4QIa) 20 Poor tater, he doesn't like all of the attention brought on by his brain farts. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (xts8Z) 21 So meta. Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:14 PM (K/Gmb) 22 19 Ha! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (G4QIa) Finally broke my run! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:14 PM (xts8Z) 23 Partly cloudy and mid 50s for golf today. Perfecto! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:14 PM (G4QIa) 24 Mikey NTH - I think that is an all time record! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:15 PM (CjFDo) 25 Mikey is playing with himself again. Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (cGIXk) 26 Why is Tina Fey's stupid mug befouling all-state commercials? I never once said to myself, you know what Mayhem needs? A side kick. And the side kick needs to be Tina Fey. Blehh!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (coK/l) 27 Mikey! What a epic streak! Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (w1NOm) 28 PoTater, PoTotter, still an oleaginous dipshit. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (90T4r) 29 My suggestion to Tater is to start drinking heavily. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (+0AKE) 30 Okay, no more mention of PDT's tweets then, right? Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (gP/Z3) 31 Yeah, well, Brian Stelter is a big fat liar, so there's that. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (ZfRYq) 32 Tater doesn't like news print about him because he can't get his followers (all 12 of them) to flood the story with comments taking his side. Oh the humanity! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (CjFDo) 33 Mikey should win some sort of prize. Suggestions, anyone? Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (fksqF) 34 I refuse to believe he had kids the old fashioned way. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (w1NOm) 35 Molly Shannon>> Tina Fey. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (90T4r) 36 I found a station in DC that actually plays real Christmas music. Thank GOD. Merry Christmas 95.1 fm Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (FEQY4) 37 Why is Tina Fey's stupid mug befouling all-state commercials? I never once said to myself, you know what Mayhem needs? A side kick. And the side kick needs to be Tina Fey. Blehh!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object .............. Good commercials, though.. very effective! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:18 PM (CjFDo) 38 Stelter is kind of a pathetic figure. It never fails to crack me up that he uses an image of himself from like 15 years and 75 pounds ago Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI) 39 Use print editorial space for more important, and local, issues. Jump into the Twitter cesspool with us! The turds are nice and warm. Posted by: Tater at December 24, 2019 05:18 PM (K/Gmb) 40 Brian Stelter:Debate tweets here on Twitter! Me: What a maroon. LOLGF. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (Dhht7) 41 When I read Tater's tweets, I do it in Mark Dice's voice. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (unR+P) 42 So, Tater is admitting that his tweets are not very important. Okay. I can get behind that. Posted by: sal at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (bo8pf) 43 Helter Stelter. Baghdad Bob was at least entertaining ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (WqPYg) 44 The most ridiculous show on TV is The Curse of Oak Island. Fight Me!!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (coK/l) 45 I found a station in DC that actually plays real Christmas music. Thank GOD. Merry Christmas 95.1 fm Posted by: mushroom maniac............ Sirius XM has several.. classic.. pops.. country.. etc.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (CjFDo) 46 Somebody make Brian Stelter go away. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (Ne1i4) 47 That tater picture on his Twitter does not look like him. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (5DZMc) 48 Tater: "I wish people would stop pointing out how stupid I am! Especially other media! I am smart and competent and want respect! Just like Fredo Cuomo!" Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (xts8Z) 49 I mean I'm used to women using pics from years ago as their avatar but a guy? The only reason you expect that from a guy is that they haven't gotten a new pic of themselves because why would you want a picture of yourself anyway?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (KZzsI) 50 Is tater a serious newscaster or is he some kind of parody they do? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (G4QIa) 51 Stelter is kind of a pathetic figure. It never fails to crack me up that he uses an image of himself from like 15 years and 75 pounds ago Wasn't he photoshopped into G. Costanza's famous pose on the sofa? Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (K/Gmb) 52 Christmas getting started early around here. New 4 wheelers on the streets and multiple gunshots off in the distance. Posted by: weirdflunky at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (cknjq) 53 Tina Fey is the reason why late night comics suck. She's been the political funny police since 2004. Also, funny Norm McDonald bit I saw when he was asked about Seth Meyer's constant trying out to be the next MSNBC top host..."oh the first thing I do is ask, what would Seth Meyers say is funny because what I care about is Seth Meyer's input on what is funny" on and on. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (FEQY4) 54 Doffs hat to Mikey NTH Good run. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (Dhht7) 55 Tater, Tater, Tater... You gelatinous cretin. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (NWiLs) 56 The most ridiculous show on TV is The Curse of Oak Island. Fight Me!!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object ........ A guy at work watches this show religiously.. and then has to retell the entire thing to us (who do not care) at out weekly game lunch. It's really a stupid show. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (CjFDo) 57 I think it was at the old Hot Air where rapid-fire comments wouldn't post and you'd receive an error like "Slow down, you're posting too fast" or something. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (WqPYg) 58 Got the lawn mowed this afternoon. Strange to be doing it on Christmas Eve. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (7rVsF) 59 So, the Senate has nothing to work with? Here, let me help. Here is the text of the HR: https://tinyurl.com/vskcwut Here is the text of Nadler's 658 page report. Tada! Done. Now the Senate knows all about the articles of impeachment. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (ZfRYq) 60 Link this time. https://tinyurl.com/ubapaq6 Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (ZfRYq) 61 Wow, she used a rolled up newspaper for a strap-on to do Stelter. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (HALdu) 62 The Tater picture sorta looks like Major Hassan Nadal. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (90T4r) 63 The most ridiculous show on TV is The Curse of Oak Island. Well there's a lot of competition but yeah... its pretty ridiculous. And its STILL ON THE AIR Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (KZzsI) 64 Posted by: mushroom maniac............ Sirius XM has several.. classic.. pops.. country.. etc.. === ok, moneybags...I'll just have my servants tune the old whirlitzer to the appropriate satellite conjunctives to get these skiddoo doos. good to know, thanks. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (FEQY4) 65 Here's a somewhat recent (2 Dec) Mark Dice parody of Brian Stelter, which is FAR more palatable than the real thing: https://preview.tinyurl.com/v5z8r3q Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (Ne1i4) 66 So, the Senate has nothing to work with? Here, let me help. Here is the text of the HR: https://tinyurl.com/vskcwut The Founding Fathers insisted on using tinyurl. Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (K/Gmb) 67 Mikey should win some sort of prize. Suggestions, anyone? I have a few, but don't want to get banned. Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (hzxz4) 68 These idiots who think Twitter is real do not get to have it both ways. Either Twitter is Super Duper Important and Real, you guys, I mean, that was basically the premise of the suit against Trump for blocking people, or it's not. Either statements made by a public figure on a professional account are statements to be taken seriously or they're not. Clown nose on, clown nose off has been insulting for decades. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (GbPPJ) 69 38 Stelter is kind of a pathetic figure. It never fails to crack me up that he uses an image of himself from like 15 years and 75 pounds ago His new head won't fit in the circle. Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (unR+P) 70 Now the Senate knows all about the articles of impeachment. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (ZfRYq) So what? The Senate cold read the text of bills in the House too, but they do not vote upon them until the House passes them and sends them over. Why is this hard? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu) 71 44 The most ridiculous show on TV is The Curse of Oak Island. Fight Me!!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (coK/l) _______ I visited some relatives in Canada last year and spent time in different parts of Nova Scotia. While in Mahone Bay in Lunenberg, they pointed out Oak Island and were stunned I'd never heard of it nor the treasure lore. I didn't realize there was a TV show about it ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (WqPYg) 72 "Use print editorial space for more important, and local, issues." What part of "freedom of the press" does ButterBall not understand? If anyone suggested he debate a topic on Twatter instead of on his show, he'd go ballistic with outrage. What a loser. Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2019 05:24 PM (AMIL/) 73 YES! Christine Flowers, the op-ed's author, talked about this on the radio today. Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 05:24 PM (dyaak) 74 In honor of his incredible winning streak,I suggest Mikey NTH receive a life long position handing Ace tools when Ace builds shelves. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at December 24, 2019 05:25 PM (TwmFV) 75 you got to love the lefts' non stop clown nose on, clown nose off routine. So, tater gets a taste of tater juice and now he's putting on his serious big boy pants and is all "this is surreal" about getting dunked on. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:25 PM (FEQY4) 76 Here: Fireplace with Christmas music: https://youtu.be/2eDEcy-8vGA Pluto TV also has a couple of firelog channels. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 24, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ) 77 34 I refuse to believe he had kids the old fashioned way. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (w1NOm) _______ Soros is building an army of cryogenically-frozen chimptato hybrid clones as we speak ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (WqPYg) 78 Mikey - run firsts all day then get back to me Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (ZCEU2) 79 The most ridiculous show on TV is The Curse of Oak Island. Fight Me!!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (coK/l) Why? You are right. Absolutely stupid. As if those two brothers and their retard entourage are fine screwing their audience every show. However, in fairness, you do have to give them credit for making money making a show about searching for something that they know is not there. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (HALdu) 80 >>Clown nose on, clown nose off has been insulting for decades. "Baby quit your crying, put them clown britches on!" Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (I0Xv+) 81 That has to be a record. A sad one, but a record nonetheless. Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2019 05:27 PM (cfSLd) 82 36 I found a station in DC that actually plays real Christmas music. Thank GOD. Merry Christmas 95.1 fm Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:17 PM (FEQY4) _______ Especially while playing chess, we'll tune-in to Classic FM out of London (now available in a streaming app) for the great classical music and accents .... but mostly the accents. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (WqPYg) 83 Why is Tina Fey's stupid mug befouling all-state commercials? I never once said to myself, you know what Mayhem needs? A side kick. And the side kick needs to be Tina Fey. Blehh!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object .............. Good commercials, though.. very effective! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:18 PM IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S AN ALLSTATE COMMERCIAL Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (r6GXX) 84 76 Here: Fireplace with Christmas music: https://youtu.be/2eDEcy-8vGA Pluto TV also has a couple of firelog channels. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 24, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ) Are you cooking for Christmas, Dark and Terrible Queen, or are your minions? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r) 85 So what? The Senate cold read the text of bills in the House too, but they do not vote upon them until the House passes them and sends them over. Why is this hard? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu) It isn't hard, you insist on making it so. A House Resolution is a creature of the House. Perhaps even doubly so when it comes to Articles of Impeachment, because they have the "Sole Power" to impeach. A House Resolution needs nothing from the Senate. Once the House approves an HR, it is an approved HR. These are WORDS and WORDS MEAN THINGS. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (ZfRYq) 86 >>>Soros is building an army of cryogenically-frozen chimptato hybrid clones as we speak ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (WqPYg) Daleks? Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (9v1sv) 87 I love the Oak Island show. Just a bunch of guys playing with heavy equipment and metal detectors. And there's a very slim chance there is something cool to find. Beats working for a living. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (+0AKE) 88 Maybe Mark Dice could come to a MoMe. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (Ne1i4) 89 Operation Repo best show beyond the edge of life. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:29 PM (D04OU) 90 Mayhem >>>>>>>>>>>>> Flo Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 05:29 PM (7rVsF) 91 wasn't oak island the island where they dug so much, they destroyed whatever treasure or clue would even be there? Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:29 PM (FEQY4) 92 Tina Fey is a 1. Fight me Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (ZfRYq) 93 78 Mikey - run firsts all day then get back to me Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (ZCEU2) I had three firsts in a row and then this long run. I didn't think that could be done because the horde is pretty sharp at smelling a new thread. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (xts8Z) 94 But I thought the Fourth Estate was immune to criticism from Circus Clowns/ Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (Y274z) 95 50 Is tater a serious newscaster or is he some kind of parody they do? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 05:20 PM (G4QIa) _______ News Media killed the Parody Star. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (WqPYg) 96 Re: senate v house and muh peach mints which got lost in the mail. It only matters what Turtle does because he can choose to play along or not. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (FEQY4) 97 wasn't oak island the island where they dug so much, they destroyed whatever treasure or clue would even be there? Posted by: mushroom maniac at December That was a guy back in the 50s of 60s. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (HALdu) 98 Will somebody please point out the humor in Uncut Gems. I watched it several nights ago, and I thought it was terrible. I had no idea it was suppose to be a "dark" comedy until I read the reviews on IMDB. Maybe it's a NE regional thing with that movie. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (w1NOm) 99 93 78 Mikey - run firsts all day then get back to me Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (ZCEU2) I had three firsts in a row and then this long run. I didn't think that could be done because the horde is pretty sharp at smelling a new thread. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (xts8Z) Well, stripper thread and all, so Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (90T4r) 100 #11 The 11th Amendmendment is a mystery. Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (Y274z) 101 Is this the thumb? Or is this piece of samsonite one of the many thumbs? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (ycWCI) 102 My method is first then fetch the corgis Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (ZCEU2) 103 I think Turtle should return the peach mints to the house as being late or expired. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (FEQY4) 104 >>I refuse to believe he had kids the old fashioned way. I'm with you. There is no way you can hide someone that fat in the Linen Closet. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (I0Xv+) 105 A pretty condescending attitude is baked into the Potato's tweet. 'You rubes in the hinterlands discuss potholes and bond issues. Leave the earthshaking national commentary to us Manhattan and Beltway types.' Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (dyaak) 106 Mayhem >>>>>>>>>>>>> Flo Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December He needs to surprise anal her. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (HALdu) 107 You gentle people have a great evening. Gotta finish getting ready for Christmas Eve service. Will be around later to join those of you with nothing better to do on Christmas Eve night. Posted by: teej at December 24, 2019 05:31 PM (1l8jw) 108 Didn't Stelter claim that some chick from Fox News only dated him because she wanted to spy on his awesome journalism? I am thinking that if a Fox News babe was dating Stelter, that's probably right. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (ZfRYq) 109 Are you cooking for Christmas, Dark and Terrible Queen, or are your minions? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r) Mommy is making roast beast. Because Mommy is an amazing cook. I can stir things and/or dump them into the Instant Pot. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (GbPPJ) 110 96 Re: senate v house and muh peach mints which got lost in the mail. It only matters what Turtle does because he can choose to play along or not. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:30 PM (FEQY4) This, this is truth. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (xts8Z) 111 Why is Tina Fey's stupid mug befouling all-state commercials? I never once said to myself, you know what Mayhem needs? A side kick. And the side kick needs to be Tina Fey. Blehh!! Posted by: White Rabbit Object .............. Good commercials, though.. very effective! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 05:18 PM IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S AN ALLSTATE COMMERCIAL Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 24, 2019 05:28 DAMMIT! I READ all-state AS state-farm. TIME FOR ANOTHER DRINK Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (r6GXX) 112 >> Tina Fey is a 1. She looks like she would be terrible at sucking cock. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (I0Xv+) 113 The fuel tanks at the gas station are full but until the gas is delivered into the tank of your vehicle it will not power your vehicle. The Articles of Impeachment are not delivered to the Senate. They are not there. The Senate cannot act upon them until they arrive. Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (9v1sv) 114 92 Tina Fey is a 1. Fight me === Tina Fey is milf enough. Consider her slutty outfits in Sisters. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (FEQY4) 115 "Articles of Impeachment! Well, isn't that cute? We'll put them up on the refrigerator... There!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF) 116 Christmas getting started early around here. New 4 wheelers on the streets and multiple gunshots off in the distance. ================ My buddy from the country says: it isn't a party til the chainsaws, guns and fireworks come out. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (7Fj9P) 117 Worst movie that I have seen part of this year? The Spirit. Et tu, Frank Miller? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:33 PM (ycWCI) 118 'You rubes in the hinterlands discuss potholes and bond issues. Leave the earthshaking national commentary to us Manhattan and Beltway types.' ===> he said to no one in the airport waiting lounge. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:33 PM (FEQY4) 119 Hat tricks are semi hard to get, three in a row tougher so good job there. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:33 PM (ZCEU2) 120 There was something at Oak Island long ago; probably some dude trying to build a basement or mine. It didn't work out and people have been thinking its buried riches for centuries now. There was a show about gold in South America (? I think it was) that ran for years like this, always teasing that they found something important each episode, never finding anything. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:33 PM (KZzsI) 121 "Articles of Impeachment! Well, isn't that cute? We'll put them up on the refrigerator... There!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF) golfclap Poppy made a poopie. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:34 PM (ycWCI) 122 that would be funny, if there's a quorem in the senate pass a rules change that peach mints expire after 1 business day. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:34 PM (FEQY4) 123 Worst movie that I have seen part of this year? The Spirit. The Spirit is almost two movies. The first half is just awful, but the second half is actually quite good. Its just tough to make it that far in. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (KZzsI) 124 Hat tricks are semi hard to get, three in a row tougher so good job there. Posted by: Skip Huh huh huh He said semi-hard huh huh huh Posted by: Butthead at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (SfYbS) 125 Okay peeps I have to rearrange my home network because reasons. Reasons that involve trying to get a teenage boy from bypassing the security mechanisms so he can go places we would rather he didn't. So if I disappear, you know what happened. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (ZfRYq) 126 You guys need to give Stelter some slack. If you were a giant egg you'd be mortally afraid of Donald Trump, too. All the Trump crowds chanting "Build the wall!" rattled him all the way to his yolk. He could fall off that wall, and then what? Leave Humpty Dumbass alone. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (jp0Bv) 127 Oh that Tater *cue "That Tater" theme* Posted by: Minuteman at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (BLTWB) 128 109 Are you cooking for Christmas, Dark and Terrible Queen, or are your minions? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r) Mommy is making roast beast. Because Mommy is an amazing cook. I can stir things and/or dump them into the Instant Pot. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 24, 2019 05:32 PM (GbPPJ) Don't forget to set out the Lembas Bread and Ale tonight. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r) 129 60 degrees here in semo. Not very Christmas-y weather. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (Dhht7) 130 The Spirit is almost two movies. The first half is just awful, but the second half is actually quite good. Its just tough to make it that far in. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (KZzsI) It got better? Really? I stopped about the time of the foot hench getting boiled. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (ycWCI) 131 She looks like she would be terrible at sucking cock. ================= She's so friggin' proggie too, you'd have to ask permission for every move: "Do I have your permission to lower your bra strap?" Eventually you'd get to: "Do I have your permission to take a fist full of hair and..." BBL Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 05:36 PM (7Fj9P) 132 I caught about 15 minutes of Oak Island a couple weeks ago. It was as interesting as watching a crew of men digging for a buried water main. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:36 PM (5DZMc) 133 Like Saving Private Ryan, two movies in one. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 05:36 PM (ZCEU2) 134 McConnell upon receipt of the Articles should hold them high, pull out a Zippo, and set them alight. Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:37 PM (9v1sv) 135 I would let you whisk and shake stuff, too Alex. Because I am a giver. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2019 05:37 PM (I0Xv+) 136 She looks like she would be terrible at sucking cock. ================= She's so friggin' proggie too, you'd have to ask permission for every move: "Do I have your permission to lower your bra strap?" ==== -===== nah, more like the sleep with her college professor progressive...she's down to clown. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:37 PM (FEQY4) 137 caught about 15 minutes of Oak Island a couple weeks ago. It was as interesting as watching a crew of men digging for a buried water main. Posted by: washrivergal at December There is a reason they do not have any women in the show. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (HALdu) 138 134 McConnell upon receipt of the Articles should hold them high, pull out a Zippo, and set them alight. Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:37 PM (9v1sv) Not bad. My vote would be for: unzip Wipe ass with papers. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (ycWCI) 139 I've known about Oak Island since I was about 7 or 8 years old in the mid-70's. Read about it in a book I got about strange mysteries. My best friend watches the show religiously and is always boring me about it. Yes, it's weird, but there's nothing there. Posted by: BigZesty at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (Aeh45) 140 He told a woman what to do? First time for everything. Posted by: Wodun at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (Dhcvl) 141 Many all over this majestic World are clowns. Trumps helps get the deeper state out of the way and naturally we move into the future. Many maybe me too...still need to extract ourselves from old globalization programming. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (D04OU) 142 There is a reason they do not have any women in the show. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (HALdu) So it's a sausage fest as well as being boring? Failing to see the allure. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:39 PM (ycWCI) 143 Not bad. My vote would be for Could take the manager's approach on Major League when Corben Bernsen waved his contract in his face. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (KZzsI) 144 Twitter is the best thing to happen to journalism since donuts and other people's jokes. Fight me! Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (R+4P1) 145 Could take the manager's approach on Major League when Corben Bernsen waved his contract in his face. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (KZzsI) Yeah, I thought of that one too. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (ycWCI) 146 here is a reason they do not have any women in the show. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (HALdu) So it's a sausage fest as well as being boring? Failing to see the allure. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:39 PM (ycWCI) They do use lots of cool toys and stuff, but it is to look for something that is not there. The gold is the contract with the discovery channel. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (HALdu) 147 Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S) 148 147 Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S) Her name is 'Hunter's Trollop'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 05:41 PM (ycWCI) 149 There is a reason they do not have any women in the show. Posted by: not so I can sink of a good rayson. Posted by: zombie Jacques Cousteau at December 24, 2019 05:42 PM (SfYbS) 150 The gold is the contract with the discovery channel. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (HALdu) +++ I used to enjoy the gold digging and the crab shows. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:42 PM (5DZMc) 151 Immerse the Tater in the hot oil! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (8dpRy) 152 >>I used to enjoy the gold digging and the crab shows. Housewives of Beverly Hills? Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (ZLI7S) 153 I've known about Oak Island since I was about 7 or 8 years old in the mid-70's. Read about it in a book I got about strange mysteries. My best friend watches the show religiously and is always boring me about it. Yes, it's weird, but there's nothing there. Posted by: BigZesty ______________ I saw a few of the shows, it's one of those things where when you really analyze it, it's basically just 1-2 people a long time ago making a claim they found something and all assumptions have been built on whether this one guy was telling the truth. Like that supposed plaque that was found in the hole, nobody has ever really put hands on this mysterious rune, but everyone assumes it must be legit. Posted by: Blago at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (sjTfF) 154 goes back to food prep Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (dyaak) 155 Brian Stelter: "It is surreal to see 3 tweets, including one of mine..." What's surreal is that anyone gives a **** about a) your tweet, and b) you. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2019 05:44 PM (6eEQ+) 156 I used to enjoy the gold digging and the crab shows. Posted by: washrivergal Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 05:44 PM (SfYbS) 157 Ah Christmas Eve, the time of quiet before shit gets real. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r) 158 Wonder if Tina Fey is broke. Gambling debt? Meth habit? Crippling addiction to American Girl Doll Collection? Posted by: Regular joe at December 24, 2019 05:45 PM (6/uwW) 159 Operation Repo Gung-fu me. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:45 PM (D04OU) 160 The best use of Tater's mouth is not opinionating. I'll leave it up to you to decide what the best use is. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 24, 2019 05:45 PM (oVJmc) 161 "...The Constitution gives the House no role in deciding how this trial takes place. It is exclusively within the province of the Senate," Gowdy said Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:45 PM (9v1sv) 162 Who's the gumshoe coming on now? Ta - ter Who has the ways that make you say "Wow"!!? Ta - ter Ask him about Hong Kong, Beirut or even Berlin He knows things that he says on CNN That's Tater, Tater, Taaaaaaaaaa -ter And he's changing the world, Tonight! Posted by: This Has Been a Filmways Presentation at December 24, 2019 05:45 PM (BLTWB) 163 Housewives of Beverly Hills? Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:43 PM (ZLI7S) +++ Ha. But, no, I do not go in for any sort of "Housewives" shows or anything of that nature. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:47 PM (5DZMc) 164 Tina is turning 50 in May. Did not realize she was that old. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:47 PM (90T4r) 165 "I care about what TaterTwat thinks" said no one ever. Posted by: BluesFish at December 24, 2019 05:47 PM (WQZ1O) 166 147 Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S) Here's a movie that never gets its due as a Christmas movie, IMHO: Battleground, released in 1949. Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2019 05:47 PM (AMIL/) 167 I used to enjoy the gold digging and the crab shows. Did you hear that, boys? Let's milk these concepts 'til there's nothing left! Posted by: Hollywood Executives at December 24, 2019 05:47 PM (aKxkI) 168 They saw the success Limu Emu was having, so they hired Tina Fey, obviously. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 24, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc) 169 Guess I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. Posted by: Tater tot at December 24, 2019 05:48 PM (aKsyK) 170 Okay peeps I have to rearrange my home network because reasons. Reasons that involve trying to get a teenage boy from bypassing the security mechanisms so he can go places we would rather he didn't. A judicious application of a cattle prod would get the message across faster, IMAO ... Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic That Wot Likes Certain Christmas Music ... at December 24, 2019 05:48 PM (LPnfS) 171 not so: "The gold is the contract with the discovery channel." You got that right. DC is actually mining viewers. Consider also "Escobar's Millions". Two dudes get filmed wandering around Colombia and finding holes. Riveting. Tune in next season where they find... the dirt that was in those holes. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2019 05:48 PM (6eEQ+) 172 Next time Mayhem's a dog, he should hump Tina Fey's leg. Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 24, 2019 05:49 PM (C1Lsn) 173 Operation Repo is yuglely stupid . It will inoculate you from TV for everest. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:50 PM (D04OU) 174 126 You guys need to give Stelter some slack. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 24, 2019 05:35 PM (jp0Bv) no Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:51 PM (Ne1i4) 175 To be faaaiiiiirrrrr, there is probably 10s if not 100s of millions buried Pablo bucks out there. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:51 PM (w1NOm) 176 yeah, right...pelos's missing peach mints were a purely political process where one party could dictate the very terms of evidence...because it's not a legal proceeding. But now she wants to be sure the senate won't do what? I think the obstruction of justice angle is real. She and her crew knew DJT was getting close to Biden, Clinton, Obama corruption and they wanted to use this for purely personal political gain to delay the inevitable. If Barr was as badass as I wish, then POTUS would use his powers to bust hte House democrats. After all, the weissmann john doe crew wanted to look into what trump was thinking when he performed his duties. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 05:51 PM (FEQY4) 177 To be faaaiiiiirrrrr, there is probably 10s if not 100s of millions buried Pablo bucks out there. Posted by: squirrelly dan Yeah, but the gift shop and restaurants don't take Pablo Bucks. That's how they get ya. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 05:53 PM (SfYbS) 178 Steven Crowder's "Helter Stelter" spoof video is classic, and on point: https://tinyurl.com/S-Crowder-Helter-Stelter Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (fp3O8) 179 139 I've known about Oak Island since I was about 7 or 8 years old in the mid-70's. Read about it in a book I got about strange mysteries. My best friend watches the show religiously and is always boring me about it. Yes, it's weird, but there's nothing there. Posted by: BigZesty at December 24, 2019 05:38 PM (Aeh45) Yeah, same here, I think my mom had a book about it from the 50's. The stories been around a long long time, but it never gets any better. My guess is that the British Navy buried something there a long long time ago, maybe when they were fighting with the French, but then they dug it up again, and there's been nothing there since. And now it's so messed up that nobody even knows where the original shaft was anymore. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (V2Yro) 180 169 Guess I'm only a spudboy looking for a real tomato. Posted by: Tater tot at December 24, 2019 05:48 PM (aKsyK) Quoting Devo. Hun? We got the best richest fox holes in the World. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (D04OU) 181 You got that right. DC is actually mining viewers. Consider also "Escobar's Millions". Two dudes get filmed wandering around Colombia and finding holes. Riveting. Tune in next season where they find... the dirt that was in those holes. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December Heh. Then there is Hunting Hitler Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:55 PM (HALdu) 182 147 Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:40 PM (ZLI7S) ________ Just watched Pitch Guy on the movie "Die Hard." Funny exchange: Writer: "Yeah, well there's going to be kind of a recurring thing in the movie where characters don't shoot each other at key moments when they have the chance." Producer: "How come?" Writer: "Because then the movie would be over and we gotta stretch this bad boy out." Producer: "Fair enough -- stretching out bad boys IS TIGHT!" Writer: "Ohhhh ... that's the worst sentence I've ever heard." Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:56 PM (WqPYg) 183 My suggestion to Tater is to start drinking heavily. Posted by: sniffybigtoe Zombie Dean Wormer disagrees: https://tinyurl.com/Wormer-Schools-B-Stelter Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 05:56 PM (fp3O8) 184 mushroom maniac: "If Barr was as badass as I wish, then POTUS would use his powers to bust hte House democrats." Another thing he could tease would be to investigate them on quid pro quo of votes for money from activists, PACs, contributors. That's a helluva lot more relevant than Trump saying (even though he didn't) no help from us until you stop corruption that compromises our country. The latter is an essential Executive duty. The former? Crime even though we don't acknowledge it. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2019 05:56 PM (6eEQ+) 185 Frustrated and cold, Mexicans displaced by drug violence give up on US asylum claim.... The camps at one point held up to 3,000 people, mostly families, but as of Monday, only about 600 remained. (El Paso) Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:57 PM (9v1sv) 186 173 Operation Repo is yuglely stupid . It will inoculate you from TV for everest. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 05:50 PM (D04OU) +++So silly, stupid, staged. There have been several - guys traipsing around Europe trying to sell valuable gems to seedy characters and the zany results, an American business getting a contract to fell trees in Russia, where it became a contest between the American and the Russian loggers, the gem diggers in Iceland. Phony baloney. I stopped watching every single "real-life" show because of the frauds. Sick of it all. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:58 PM (5DZMc) 187 Tater kind of looks like a Turkey done in the microwave. But I've been drinking. Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 05:58 PM (n1yOz) 188 178 Steven Crowder's "Helter Stelter" spoof video is classic, and on point: https://tinyurl.com/S-Crowder-Helter-Stelter Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (fp3O _______ LOL. Awesome -- I figured somebody had to have done a Helter Stelter parody. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:58 PM (WqPYg) 189 "Saving Private Ryan" = Longest Day + Combat Posted by: Caliban at December 24, 2019 05:58 PM (QE8X6) 190 Northernlurker: "Tater kind of looks like a Turkey done in the microwave. But I've been drinking." I haven't and yet I agree. Good call. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2019 05:59 PM (6eEQ+) 191 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 05:59 PM (n1yOz) 192 "I am the egg man ... I look like an egg man. I am the walrus ..." Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:00 PM (WqPYg) 193 Hmmm, Going to attend my first Christmas Eve service since I was a wee pup. Actually my first appearance in church save weddings and funerals since I was a wee pup. I hope the Jello mongers don't politicize things tonight. I'm not even sure what synod I belong to, will I get turned into a cinder? Check the ONT to find out... Posted by: browndog at December 24, 2019 06:00 PM (gD6Ka) 194 160 The best use of Tater's mouth is not opinionating. I'll leave it up to you to decide what the best use is. Satisfying the needs of his prison cellmate? Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 06:01 PM (8erNz) 195 191 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 05:59 PM (n1yOz) ________ Corollary: is there any number of drinks that can make man-boobs look attractive? Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:01 PM (WqPYg) 196 I hope SOMEONE is doing the Christmas prep, while we're all lying about here at AoS! Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:01 PM (90T4r) 197 Spring time for Biden in Sing Sing. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:02 PM (D04OU) 198 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? Posted by: Northernlurker Your bodyweight times the number of boob wrinkles per square inch divided by 10 is the number of ounces of beer it takes (4% ABV average). Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 06:02 PM (SfYbS) 199 197 Spring time for Biden in Sing Sing. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:02 PM (D04OU) Bunking with Corn Pop. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:03 PM (90T4r) 200 Hey everybody. Brian Stetler's Christmases of late have been far more fun for him. He figured out how to stitch up onesie footie pajamas out of coal. Posted by: qdpsteve at December 24, 2019 06:03 PM (L2ZTs) 201 washrivergal: "I stopped watching every single 'real-life' show because of the frauds. Sick of it all." Yep. One day the producer is going to say, "Hey, Bob! We really need you to do a solid. Let that log crush your leg next time. It's what the audience wants." Or, "Stefan, could you fall down that crevice, get stuck, and then hack off your arm with a spade? It's in the contract that we own your performance." Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2019 06:04 PM (6eEQ+) 202 178 Steven Crowder's "Helter Stelter" spoof video is classic, and on point: https://tinyurl.com/S-Crowder-Helter-Stelter Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (fp3O Um. Weird one. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:04 PM (Ne1i4) 203 193 Hmmm, Going to attend my first Christmas Eve service since I was a wee pup. Actually my first appearance in church save weddings and funerals since I was a wee pup." Good on you for going back again! I've missed the last couple of years, I think, but I'm back singing tenor at the 7:30 and 11:00 services tonight, something I've done many times. Got to start getting ready, call time is in an hour. It's always been the highlight of my Christmas season! Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 06:04 PM (V2Yro) 204 Kind of depends upon how imperfect the boobs were to begin with. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:04 PM (HALdu) 205 Her name is 'Hunter's Trollop'. Posted by: Aetius451AD Vera Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 06:05 PM (fp3O8) 206 196 I hope SOMEONE is doing the Christmas prep, while we're all lying about here at AoS! Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:01 PM (90T4r) +++I am finished. I made a cherry cobbler to take to a dinner I will be attending a little later. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:05 PM (5DZMc) 207 I brought a dish. My famous Neon Green Peyote Jello. Good enough for the Texas Rangers. Minus the jello. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:05 PM (D04OU) 208 Most, and least attractive female actors breasts. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:06 PM (90T4r) 209 I'm not even sure what synod I belong to, will I get turned into a cinder? Check the ONT to find out... Posted by: browndog If your nic in the ONT is "cinderdog" we'll know. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 06:06 PM (7rVsF) 210 Here's a movie that never gets its due as a Christmas movie, IMHO: Battleground, released in 1949. Posted by: Gref That's definitely a great movie. Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 06:07 PM (fp3O8) 211 Mikey, you rock. Tater, grease up your head and GFY. And vice Learn to Code, Learn to LOLGF. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 24, 2019 06:08 PM (uMvXP) 212 208 Most, and least attractive female actors breasts. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:06 PM (90T4r) Christina Hendricks. Old school Helen Mirren. Jane Seymour. Worst? Tara Reid is the only one that comes to mind but she is kind of repulsive as a package. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:08 PM (ycWCI) 213 To be fair, given secondary packaging, most Hollywood actresses look quite fetching in the boob dept as long as they have them. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:09 PM (ycWCI) 214 Steven Crowder's "Helter Stelter" spoof video is classic, and on point: https://tinyurl.com/S-Crowder-Helter-Stelter Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 05:54 PM (fp3O That's a good one. Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 06:09 PM (iKQhZ) 215 Who knows about actress boobs? You never know if they are fake, temporarily fake whatever. I don't care how great Christina Hendrick's boobs are her feet are so fucked up her boobs are not enough to matter. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (HALdu) 216 Hunter Biden paid his stripper girlfriend/baby momma from one of his many corporations. His game is strong. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq) 217 From W.Palm Beach, Trump speaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlkJfEglISc Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9v1sv) 218 B A Humbug Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (xqwDY) 219 And she is kind of fat Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (HALdu) 220 I don't care how great Christina Hendrick's boobs are her feet are so fucked up her boobs are not enough to matter. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (HALdu) I never noticed her feet. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (ycWCI) 221 Worst? Tara Reid is the only one that comes to mind but she is kind of repulsive as a package. Posted by: Aetius451AD They were nice before she got them mangled by a cut-rate plastic surgeon. Go back and watch The Big Lebowski. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (SfYbS) 222 219 And she is kind of fat Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (HALdu) Kind of goes with the territory. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:12 PM (ycWCI) 223 Hunter Biden paid his stripper girlfriend/baby momma from one of his many corporations. His game is strong. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq) Fucked up as that is it is not as fucked up as Moonves having cbs have four blowjob queens at the hq to blow him upon demand. How does that even work? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:12 PM (HALdu) 224 least attractive female actors breasts Lizzo, here: (15 of 17, if it doesn't scroll down) https://preview.tinyurl.com/ux8qj4v Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:12 PM (Ne1i4) 225 Kevin McCallister loses to Hans Gruber. In a house Gruber and company wins with guns. In a skyscraper Kevin tries to pull one over on him, "Hans, Bubbi, I'm your white knight." Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 24, 2019 06:12 PM (LxTcq) 226 They were nice before she got them mangled by a cut-rate plastic surgeon. Go back and watch The Big Lebowski. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (SfYbS) This. She was fairly pretty (in kind of a blond lip gloss way) before she went full plastic barbi. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:13 PM (ycWCI) 227 223 Hunter Biden paid his stripper girlfriend/baby momma from one of his many corporations. His game is strong. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq) Fucked up as that is it is not as fucked up as Moonves having cbs have four blowjob queens at the hq to blow him upon demand. How does that even work? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:12 PM (HALdu) When you have money, power and status, you get whatever the fuck you want. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:13 PM (xqwDY) 228 219 And she is kind of fat Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:11 PM (HALdu) Kind of goes with the territory. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December Not necessarily, you want classic lines, 34, 24, 34 or something similar, not 34, 54, 34 Hendricks. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:13 PM (HALdu) 229 Fucked up as that is it is not as fucked up as Moonves having cbs have four blowjob queens at the hq to blow him upon demand. What's their job title in the org chart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF) 230 Not necessarily, you want classic lines, 34, 24, 34 or something similar, not 34, 54, 34 Hendricks. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:13 PM (HALdu) Agree to disagree, man. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (ycWCI) 231 So the top 10 posts from Mikey? While everyone else was wrapping presents, fixing food, and cleaning up in prep for the guests arriving, Mikey is playing on the blog. I'm telling Santa. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (sy5kK) 232 When you have money, power and status, you get whatever the fuck you want. Posted by: Insomniac at December Sure, but how do you get the firm to pay for that and keep them in the building with desks? Easier to give him a raise and have him hire. How does having a cocksucker hired by the firm not immediately open you up to blackmail? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (HALdu) 233 Hendricks' boobs are usually wrapped up tight in some sort of weird fucking bra. I was watching Good Girls and it's like she wore a 747 nose cone under her sweater. Like a slutty mormon or something Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (FEQY4) 234 229 Fucked up as that is it is not as fucked up as Moonves having cbs have four blowjob queens at the hq to blow him upon demand. What's their job title in the org chart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF) Marketing assistants. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (sy5kK) 235 You guys need to laid. It's on me. Put it on my American Express. You are welcomeded. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (D04OU) 236 and yeah, hendrick's is fat now. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (FEQY4) 237 What's their job title in the org chart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF) Yes! Even then, are they union? Guessing union cocksucking is substandard. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (HALdu) 238 235 You guys need to laid. It's on me. Put it on my American Express. You are welcomeded. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (D04OU) Thank you. Very generous. I think. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:17 PM (xqwDY) 239 wait ... not a slutty mormon but like a quaker with yuuge tits who wants to make sure there's no satanic cleavage or nips popping out. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:17 PM (FEQY4) 240 Hey fat, let's see them tits! Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 24, 2019 06:17 PM (f1Vqw) 241 What's their job title in the org chart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Hummer Resource Generalist. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (SfYbS) 242 Every time I read "Toothy McBigTits" I have more desire to see her tits. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu) 243 Hendricks' boobs are usually wrapped up tight in some sort of weird fucking bra. I was watching Good Girls and it's like she wore a 747 nose cone under her sweater. Like a slutty mormon or something Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (FEQY4) That made me laugh but I've been drinking. Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (n1yOz) 244 Christina Hendricks is 5-8 161. 42-30-39. Yeah, I call bullshit on that 30 number. And the 161. She is big girl. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (w1NOm) 245 85 So what? The Senate cold read the text of bills in the House too, but they do not vote upon them until the House passes them and sends them over. Why is this hard? Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu) It isn't hard, you insist on making it so. A House Resolution is a creature of the House. Perhaps even doubly so when it comes to Articles of Impeachment, because they have the "Sole Power" to impeach. A House Resolution needs nothing from the Senate. Once the House approves an HR, it is an approved HR. These are WORDS and WORDS MEAN THINGS. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (ZfRYq) Any legislation not officially finalized becomes a pocket veto after what, 10 days? Impeachment is a form of legislation and seems to me follows the same rules. I don't think the Demos have thought this through very well. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK) 246 This thread is on life support. We need a Christmas Eve Miracle to resuscitate it. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:20 PM (90T4r) 247 The enormous rack does not matter if it is resting upon her gut. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu) 248 235 You guys need to laid. It's on me. Put it on my American Express. You are welcomeded. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:16 PM (D04OU) Give me Melena Morgan for a weekend and you have a deal. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:21 PM (w1NOm) 249 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? That's out of the alcohol range and right into hallucinogens. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 24, 2019 06:21 PM (xkSJa) 250 The beef bourguignon is in the oven. I've got a couple of pops in me. Church at 6:00. Tracking Santa on Norad. All my stuff is wrapped. Wife is putting something "interesting" on underneath her conservative church clothes. Yep. Merry Christmas!! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 06:21 PM (7Fj9P) 251 Fat, stupid and insane is no way to go through life. Zero Point Zero Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:21 PM (2DOZq) 252 246 This thread is on life support. We need a Christmas Eve Miracle to resuscitate it. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:20 PM (90T4r) It's clicking along. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:22 PM (Ne1i4) 253 There is a little Tater, isn't there? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r) 254 Going to sit around the TV and watch those well-known family Christmas movies, DieHard and Lethal Weapon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK) 255 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? ================== Excepting anomalies, they're ALL perfect in my opinion. I like the ski jump titties w/big nips, personally. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (7Fj9P) 256 So when will the women start talking about penises. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (D04OU) 257 253 There is a little Tater, isn't there? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r) yep Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (Ne1i4) 258 Do not overlook Die Hard Ii. It even has snowmobiles! Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (90T4r) 259 Christina Hendricks is 5-8 161. 42-30-39. Yeah, I call bullshit on that 30 number. And the 161. She is big girl. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (w1NOm) She was at least 161 in Drive. Not a problem. But any more she starts tracking down. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq) 260 249 How many drinks does it take before every pair of boobs looks perfect, firm, perky and spectacular? That's out of the alcohol range and right into hallucinogens. ==== more like what teenager would find these tits spectacular. booze really doesn't have it in it for deformities. but being 17...whoa. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:24 PM (FEQY4) 261 Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's divorce attorney will break the Ukraine corruption pipeline wide open, unlike the failing Republicans for the last 2 years. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:26 PM (sy5kK) 262 Boobeh thread on Christmas Eve. Is this a great blog or what. Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (l3+k2) 263 Hunter didn't marry the stripper Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (wjMou) 264 259 Christina Hendricks is 5-8 161. 42-30-39. Yeah, I call bullshit on that 30 number. And the 161. She is big girl. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (w1NOm) She was at least 161 in Drive. Not a problem. But any more she starts tracking down. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq) That was 2011. The stats I posted was 2019, which are obviously bullshit. But to be faaaiiirrrr, her legs are bones which keeps the lbs number down. Still guessing 190ish. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (w1NOm) 265 Things Joe Biden never said to Hunter: "Son, don't stick your dick in crazy." Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (7Fj9P) 266 Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's divorce attorney will break the Ukraine corruption pipeline wide open, unlike the failing Republicans for the last 2 years. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December Kind of how Judicial Watch gets the documents the congress cannot get. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu) 267 261 Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's divorce attorney will break the Ukraine corruption pipeline wide open, unlike the failing Republicans for the last 2 years. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:26 PM (sy5kK) +++ Probably a lot of truth to that. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:27 PM (5DZMc) 268 Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's divorce attorney will break the Ukraine corruption pipeline wide open, unlike the failing Republicans for the last 2 years. Unlike Hunter's babymomma, the Republicans didn't want to expose themselves. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (xkSJa) 269 While everyone else was wrapping presents, fixing food, and cleaning up in prep for the guests arriving, Mikey is playing on the blog. I'm telling Santa. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:15 PM (sy5kK) Have him bring more Ibuprofin. I slipped and fell int he house yesterday and my lower back and left shoulder are very upset with me today. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (xts8Z) 270 So, a Tater Tot, then. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (90T4r) 271 Wrapping presents, cat was having fun with paper Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ZCEU2) 272 261 Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's divorce attorney Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:26 PM (sy5kK) -->Hunter Biden's baby/stripper/momma's attorney Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (Ne1i4) 273 254 Going to sit around the TV and watch those well-known family Christmas movies, DieHard and Lethal Weapon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK) Watching The Witcher and Season 4 of Mr Robot the next few days. Nice and quiet and comfy. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:29 PM (w1NOm) 274 270 So, a Tater Tot, then. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:28 PM (90T4r) heh And then there's the tot-mom. Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:29 PM (Ne1i4) 275 Unlike Hunter's babymomma, the Republicans didn't want to expose themselves. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting Pussies. Sometime you gotta show the ladies the goods. Posted by: zombie Strom Thurmond at December 24, 2019 06:30 PM (SfYbS) 276 I'm watching the Bob Burger's Christmas episodes. Best show in TV. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:31 PM (2DOZq) 277 fucking war on Christmas, fuck your holiday music. grrr. Ok, it's Christmas eve...soon off to a shitty restaurant. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:31 PM (FEQY4) 278 This thread is on life support. We need a Christmas Eve Miracle to resuscitate it. Posted by: tubal Don't jump! Posted by: Clarence Odbody at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (aKsyK) 279 And the thing is, globohomo holiday music (without any yucky jesus, angels, god, or mangers) is fucking shit. Is there a good modern holiday song? Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (FEQY4) 280 277 fucking war on Christmas, fuck your holiday music. grrr. Ok, it's Christmas eve...soon off to a shitty restaurant. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:31 PM (FEQY4) There's always Casey's. They're famous for pizza, you know. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r) 281 When you're picking out a Christmas tree and turn the tree around to see how it looks you're inspecting Tree Butt . Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (2DOZq) 282 278 This thread is on life support. We need a Christmas Eve Miracle to resuscitate it. Posted by: tubal Don't jump! Posted by: Clarence Odbody at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (aKsyK) Lol! Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:34 PM (90T4r) 283 We have had carol threads last couple at least Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 06:35 PM (ZCEU2) 284 NY Post: Hunter Biden lives in the same zip code with Hollywood stars, in a home he purchased last June, that was appraised at $2.5 million. ----------------- 1. Which mortgage company approves a loan for $2.5 million to a guy that doesn't have any income? 2. How can I get a loan from them? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK) 285 Don't jump! Posted by: Clarence Odbody at December 24, 2019 06:33 PM (aKsyK) Fuck off, Clarence. If I want to jump, I'll jump. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:35 PM (xqwDY) 286 Son in law's robe finally showed up. Both the original, reorder and another delivery were at the nextdoor neighbors. Fuckers couldn't be bothered with walking 80 feet. This will be remembered. Fedex tracked them down. Finished making rosettets. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:36 PM (MTxDQ) 287 Any legislation not officially finalized becomes a pocket veto after what, 10 days? Impeachment is a form of legislation and seems to me follows the same rules. I don't think the Demos have thought this through very well. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK) That's if the bill is passed by both houses. I think anything unpassed is negated at the end of the congress (every 2 years) Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 06:37 PM (eoQWY) 288 Christmas movie trivia . In what century was Clarence the angel born? Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq) 289 288 19th Posted by: Lyndsey Graham at December 24, 2019 06:38 PM (CLteG) 290 Watching The Witcher and Season 4 of Mr Robot the next few days. Nice and quiet and comfy. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 06:29 PM (w1NOm) _______ Wifey stopped watching Mr. Robot after Season 1, but I stuck with it. A very good show and Season 4 does not disappoint. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:38 PM (WqPYg) 291 Easy Andy, 18th. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:38 PM (MTxDQ) 292 288 Christmas movie trivia . In what century was Clarence the angel born? Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq) 6th. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r) 293 286 Son in law's robe finally showed up. Both the original, reorder and another delivery were at the nextdoor neighbors. Fuckers couldn't be bothered with walking 80 feet. This will be remembered. Fedex tracked them down. Finished making rosettets. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:36 PM (MTxDQ) +++Not nice. Not nice at all. Are you familiar with these neighbors? What a load of heartache and needless hassle. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:39 PM (5DZMc) 294 "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals and has usually been governed by prostitutes... apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country." - Mark Twain Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 06:39 PM (9v1sv) 295 293 286 Son in law's robe finally showed up. Both the original, reorder and another delivery were at the nextdoor neighbors. Fuckers couldn't be bothered with walking 80 feet. This will be remembered. Fedex tracked them down. Finished making rosettets. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:36 PM (MTxDQ) +++Not nice. Not nice at all. Are you familiar with these neighbors? What a load of heartache and needless hassle. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:39 PM (5DZMc) Pull a Clark Griswold on them. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:40 PM (90T4r) 296 I hunger for Witcher Season 2 Mr. Robot is wild. Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at December 24, 2019 06:41 PM (CLteG) 297 Fuck off, Clarence. If I want to jump, I'll jump. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:35 PM (xqwDY) _______ @Insom, In response to your never having been to a strip club or bachelor party, I was going to snark "I suppose you have never been with two women at once" -- but didn't. So I'll do it now. ;-) Actually, I never have and never really desired to -- but looking back now, it might have been fun to try ... once, if the right women were involved. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:41 PM (WqPYg) 298 {{{Infidel}}} happy christmas Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (wjMou) 299 Unplug the blog. Wait ten seconds, plug it back in. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (D04OU) 300 300 Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (Ne1i4) 301 I liked the early episodes of Mr. Robot. The subversive, fuck-the-system nature of it appealed to me. Then it went off the rails. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (xqwDY) 302 Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:39 PM (5DZMc) Yes, took them to the airport when their ride didn't show up last summer. They know my name. This is my childhood home. He is supposedly a higher up in the morman church. They have been home all week. I work full time. Like I said, this will be remembered. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (MTxDQ) 303 Grease up the paddles. Or we could get a nood. (There is no nood yet.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:43 PM (ycWCI) 304 Didn't Stelter claim that some chick from Fox News only dated him because she wanted to spy on his awesome journalism? Posted by: blaster And that Fox News chick's name was Shemp Smith. Now you know...the rest of the story. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 24, 2019 06:43 PM (VNfwt) 305 According to Zillow, the home that Hunter Biden is living in in the Hollywood Hills is valued at $2.5M - but it sold in June for $14,000. That's kind of a deal. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 06:43 PM (ZfRYq) 306 Christmas carols being sung by a choir. A glass of wine, a gorgeous sunset, and tomorrow is Christmas. Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2019 06:43 PM (aydHY) 307 Two women. It is in the Bible. European Bible. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:43 PM (D04OU) 308 297 Fuck off, Clarence. If I want to jump, I'll jump. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:35 PM (xqwDY) _______ @Insom, In response to your never having been to a strip club or bachelor party, I was going to snark "I suppose you have never been with two women at once" -- but didn't. So I'll do it now. ;-) Actually, I never have and never really desired to -- but looking back now, it might have been fun to try ... once, if the right women were involved. Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:41 PM (WqPYg) Thank you for grinding my joyless, colorless, unadventurous life in my face. Appreciate the hell out of it. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (xqwDY) 309 Yes, took them to the airport when their ride didn't show up last summer. They know my name. This is my childhood home. He is supposedly a higher up in the morman church. They have been home all week. I work full time. Like I said, this will be remembered. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:42 PM (MTxDQ) +++ Wow. Like a slap in the face. Unforgivable. Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (5DZMc) 310 {{{bth}}} wish you were here! Kids should be here soon. I'm tired. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (MTxDQ) 311 I used to like the crab boat show until in about the seventh season they decided there was too much toxic masculinity. Decided that Sig's 18 yr old daughter, who'd never been on a crabber, was just right to take over the wheel house. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (VNfwt) 312 Is Brian Stetler saying his tweets are too unimportant to talk about or is he saying HE is too unimportant to talk about? I think I am going to choose...the second. Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2019 06:45 PM (tJOXi) 313 sticks head in the oven remembers it's electric weeps Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:45 PM (xqwDY) 314 287 Any legislation not officially finalized becomes a pocket veto after what, 10 days? Impeachment is a form of legislation and seems to me follows the same rules. I don't think the Demos have thought this through very well. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK) That's if the bill is passed by both houses. I think anything unpassed is negated at the end of the congress (every 2 years) Posted by: Oldcat at December 24, 2019 06:37 PM (eoQWY) These answers are easy to find and know. Impeachment is not legislation. It is a sole power of the House. As a resolution that has passed the House, it doesn't expire like a bill. Because it is a resolution. Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 06:46 PM (ZfRYq) 315 Hallmark has the yule log show going. Nice music and few animals roaming about. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 24, 2019 06:46 PM (VNfwt) 316 washrivergal, I forgive, I don't forget. Merry Christmas one and all. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:46 PM (MTxDQ) 317 Put it on my American Express. You are welcomeded. Posted by: humphreyrobot They're asking for the security code now. Posted by: Hunter Biden, Emoluments 'R Us at December 24, 2019 06:46 PM (Ndje9) 318 Speaking of Christmas music, Mrs naturalfake was trying to get some traditional Christmas music out of our Amazon Echo. Alexa is the stupidest fucking fake human entity evah. We literally couldn't get any kind of "Christmas" music that you would recognize or want to hear, until finally I cam up with the idea of saying: "Alexa, play popular Christmas music from the 1940s." and then we actually got some Christmas music with some tradition behind it, including a few with mentions of that Unmentionable on Amazon Christmas Baby Jesus(!) Oh, and popular Christmas music from the 1950s works pretty well too. Your Guardians of Popular Culture. Keeping Christ out of Xmas! Posted by: naturalfake at December 24, 2019 06:47 PM (XGA+D) 319 313 sticks head in the oven remembers it's electric weeps Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:45 PM (xqwDY) It will work. Slowly. Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:47 PM (90T4r) 320 Hot babe with a hot voice music video... https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybh87kck Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 06:48 PM (l3+k2) 321 Thank you for grinding my joyless, colorless, unadventurous life in my face. Appreciate the hell out of it. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (xqwDY) ______ LOL. I've told you this before, but you should derive some joy and meaning via your ability to make many of us laugh with your wit. I do hope you are able to find deeper meaning than that though in the days ahead ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:48 PM (WqPYg) 322 I'm afraid of new threads. Like that evil demon in 300 two. War. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:48 PM (D04OU) 323 300 2? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:49 PM (ycWCI) 324 311 I used to like the crab boat show until in about the seventh season they decided there was too much toxic masculinity. Decided that Sig's 18 yr old daughter, who'd never been on a crabber, was just right to take over the wheel house. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 24, 2019 06:44 PM (VNfwt) ++++The guys can barely lift, throw, move the heavy equipment at a constant pace and that's why it is a job for fit, young men. Really outrageous to throw a girl in for the "just because." Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 06:49 PM (5DZMc) 325 Good King Wenceslaus looked down, on the tweets of taters. As the bullshit spread around, deep and brown and stinking. Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2019 06:50 PM (FhXTo) 326 I do hope you are able to find deeper meaning than that though in the days ahead ... Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 06:48 PM (WqPYg) I appreciate the sentiment, but I doubt it will come to pass. Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 06:50 PM (xqwDY) 327 Nood cats. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 24, 2019 06:51 PM (ztCk3) 328 Insom.... You and the Nurse still a thing? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2019 06:52 PM (G4QIa) 329 301 I liked the early episodes of Mr. Robot. The subversive, fuck-the-system nature of it appealed to me. Then it went off the rails. === right, have the wee muslim girl play with jet plane toys. Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 24, 2019 06:52 PM (FEQY4) 330 305 Have know guys who do stuff like that to hide money from the x, but no one gives it away for real. Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 06:53 PM (ZCEU2) 331 300 Was a movie then they made a second one. 300 Rise of an Empire. below info is for the first on , 300. In 480 B.C. a state of war exists between Persia, led by King Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), and Greece. At the Battle of Thermopylae, Leonidas (Gerard Butler), king of the Greek city state of Sparta, leads his badly outnumbered warriors against the massive Persian army. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:55 PM (D04OU) 332 i'm so smart. I can paste words i can't sp0ell. Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 06:58 PM (D04OU) 333 Most, and least attractive female actors breasts.� Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 06:06 PM (90T4r)� Christina Hendricks. Old school Helen Mirren. Jane Seymour.� Worst? Tara Reid is the only one that comes to mind but she is kind of repulsive as a package.� Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 06:08 PM (ycWCI) Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 24, 2019 06:58 PM (EGyGV) 334 Yes, took them to the airport when their ride didn't show up last summer. They know my name. This is my childhood home. He is supposedly a higher up in the morman church. They have been home all week. I work full time. Like I said, this will be remembered. Posted by: Infidel at December Going to be awkward when you go over there and they are wearing the robes. And having sex in them. Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 07:03 PM (HALdu) 335 Easy Andy, 18th. Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2019 06:38 PM (MTxDQ) I think they say he was born 1653 so 17th century. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 07:05 PM (2DOZq) 336 Gorsuch also appeared on CNN, but Tater wasn't at the airport that day. 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