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12 Most Mortifying Media Moments of 2019

Video and transcript at Grabien.

A couple of more interesting videos below:





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:15 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)

2 Why yes. Yes I am.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)

3 Helloooooo????

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2019 07:18 PM (axyOa)

4 The reason I'm in a lot of trouble in Ukraine is I uncovered an 8 year-long money laundering system

Phew! He just found the decoy.

Posted by: The Deep State at December 20, 2019 07:18 PM (NpvYf)

5 The reason I'm in a lot of trouble in Ukraine is I uncovered an 8 year-long money laundering system

Phew! He just found the decoy.
Posted by: The Deep State at December 20, 2019 07:18 PM (NpvYf)


That's why he's still breathing.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2019 07:20 PM (axyOa)

6 Crap. I read the content.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 07:20 PM (1CjJc)

7
So when's someone going to look at this Ukraine thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 07:20 PM (13CQC)

8 If there's so much laundering going on why aren't any of the dems clean?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:21 PM (COzlW)

9 Damnit, I wish there was something to see here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

10 8 years is a long time for a spin cycle.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:21 PM (rw1l7)

11 Gee, Judy, could you have provided Biden with any more bubble wrap in your full of lies question?
And even then, Biden lost his way.

Posted by: pep at December 20, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

12 If there's so much laundering going on why aren't any of the dems clean?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:21 PM (COzlW)


It is far past time to stop using the "Gentle" setting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:22 PM (BiNEL)

13 Was expecting a list but maybe we are supposed to make it

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Only Twelve?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:23 PM (vampE)

15 When did Glen Beck turn into Colonel Sanders?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 20, 2019 07:23 PM (3vkh0)

16 Biden is such a preening dink.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (M0u+N)

17 Rickey laughed out loud.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

18 Spin cycle?

More like a whirling dervish

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (vampE)

19 Was expecting a list but maybe we are supposed to make it
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 07:23 PM

I can't check it twice until it exists.

Posted by: Santa Claus at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (COzlW)

20 I hope Rudy is using 'protection'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (UUkQp)

21 Nancy Pelosi has deemed she has read the list.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (vampE)

22 >>A couple of more interesting videos below:



I was hoping for Busty Lesbians.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (Rm2st)

23 Rickey laughed out loud.

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

*********

Bob Dole likes Ricky laughing out loud. Bob Dole likes it very much

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (3vkh0)

24 Launder, like with a CIA-sponsored coup and puppet regime?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (1CjJc)

25 I wonder how many people think Donald Trump is no longer President today.

You know they're out there.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (M0u+N)

26 A complete and total crime syndicate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (k06yR)

27 And even then, Biden lost his way.
Posted by: pep at December 20, 2019 07:22 PM

Fun Fact: The hallways of his house have arrows on the walls. Bathroom this way, kitchen that way, Hunter's rumpus room with an arrow down indicating basement level (in more ways than one).

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:27 PM (COzlW)

28 We came, we saw, we laundered a few billion.

Posted by: Mecha Hillary at December 20, 2019 07:27 PM (1CjJc)

29 Suha Arafat had the good grace to take her stolen billions and remain in obscurity.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:29 PM (tJujB)

30 Mecha Hillary?

Is that like Mecha Barbara Streisand?

Quick! Call Robert Smith!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:29 PM (vampE)

31 12 Most Mortifying Media Moments of 2019

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"Here, hold my Fusion GPS copy." -- 12 Most Mortifying Media Moments of 2020

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 07:29 PM (WqPYg)

32 ]i\Rickey laughed out loud.
Posted by: Rickey Henderson at December 20, 2019 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

LOL Ricky

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 20, 2019 07:29 PM (aS1PU)

33 How many millions/billions went missing in the State Department during Hillary's! tenure there? I can't remember but I heard once.

Not that it matters I guess. At this point What Difference Does It Make?

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:30 PM (rw1l7)

34 Oh Ricky! You so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:30 PM (vampE)

35 Willowed:

250
245

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Adu0z)

______



Awesome. What, EJACULEXIT.com wasn't available?




Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (WqPYg)

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 07:31 PM (WqPYg)

36 Ukraine payola in 2012 ... maybe Romney got the Ukraine test run of the "dirty up" tricks. Romney noted Russia was our greatest geopolitical threat ... Obama laughed at his cold war policy of the 80s.


But Obama was giving socks to the Ukrainians, as Russia took down a civilian airliner and was moving military into the area. What year did "we" run our coup there? We put in our guys, and that was in the middle of the Burisma briberies, and probably other dirty money flowing to ?? McCain, Kerry, Biden, others ??

We hope this is part of what Durham is investigating, but it seems Rudy is having to carry a lot of the burden ... and SDNY grabbed two Ukrainians that came over to ? testify, give evidence to Rudy ... or were they Rudy's firms clients? Lots of activity around Ukraine ... Manafort, Roger Stone?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

37 There are easily twelve-thousand mortifying media moments from 2019.

And that's just the weather forecasts.

Many lampposts await their décor.

'Tis the season!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 07:33 PM (QzJWU)

38 If there's so much laundering going on why aren't any of the dems clean?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:21 PM (COzlW)


Ahm as clean as the virgin snow and ain't noways tahrred.

Posted by: Hillary (The Only Woman You Need In Your Life) at December 20, 2019 07:36 PM (Y8PSl)

39 25 I wonder how many people think Donald Trump is no longer President today.

You know they're out there.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (M0u+N)



Babylon Bee did a post on that. Millions cry out in despair as they realize Trump is still president.

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 07:36 PM (Z7lwY)

40 Lot of huckleberries out there who'd watch that Grabien video and not see any problem with any of it.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2019 07:37 PM (48RE5)

41 I don't think the Ukraine has gotten this much attention since Hitler tried to grab the oil fields.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 20, 2019 07:37 PM (naEeR)

42 Watching all those 12 mortifying moments at once made me have very bad thoughts.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 20, 2019 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

43
Many lampposts await their decor.

'Tis the season!

I think if you dress them in red and green and a few twinkling lights it would be very festive.

Save you putting our bird feeders too!

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:38 PM (rw1l7)

44 I tried to take the 12 media clips as a lighthearted way of making fun.
Now, I'm even more rage stroke level than ever.
Thanks, I think?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Tt761)

45 12 Most Mortifying Media Moments of 2019! Number 6 will make you laugh out loud!

#6 Vox lays off hundreds of freelance writers in California

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)

46 Awesome. What, EJACULEXIT.com wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (WqPYg

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That "comes" after the Failed State is placed firmly under the boot, and American Greatness Is Restored.

Join the movement today.

Or be a total square. It's up to you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 07:39 PM (Adu0z)

47 Shame Aunty Ruthy wasn't fooled and the shock of DJT still being President didn't do her in.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

48 Just Lily
Hadn't thought about replacing bird feeders but I like birds. Those scum would poison them.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Tt761)

49 Rudy uncovered a multi-billion dollar laundering scheme?


And he is still alive?


The Deep State is slipping.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

50 They damn near needed a Silver Alert on Biden when he wandered off.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (l7Kbv)

51 22 >>A couple of more interesting videos below:



I was hoping for Busty Lesbians.
Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (Rm2st)

No you weren't.

Posted by: Corey Chase at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (ndaq5)

52 McCain, Kerry, Biden, others ??

Pelosi's son, too. And that's just the highly visible in the energy sector.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (C78No)

53 I wonder how many people think Donald Trump is no longer President today.

You know they're out there.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 07:26 PM (M0u+N)

What do you mean he's still president? Wait, what?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2019 07:42 PM (COzlW)

54 49

See Eromero at 20.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

55 Crap. I read the content



Ha! Amateur.,,,,

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 07:42 PM (mgqr3)

56 Total fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2019 07:42 PM (Mf5Sq)

57 Was expecting a list but maybe we are supposed to make it

We have completed the list and will give it to you in January.

Posted by: Nancy at December 20, 2019 07:44 PM (xSo9G)

58 The "Impeach-mints" video that's pinned on Carpe Donktum's twitter page is pretty good. Has Nadler as Mr. Creosote.

Love this one, definetely NSFW and young kids (language)
https://www.memeworld.com/meme/impeachment-anthem/

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2019 07:44 PM (48RE5)

59 Ukraine is one of several money laundromats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2019 07:44 PM (Mf5Sq)

60
33 How many millions/billions went missing in the State Department during Hillary's! tenure there? I can't remember but I heard once.

Not that it matters I guess. At this point What Difference Does It Make?
Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:30 PM (rw1l7

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Just $6 billion dollars.

Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on Pentagon spending since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10 trillion) in unaccounted extra spending.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:45 PM (59tKY)

61 Laundering is GOOD. Don't forget the Bleachbit to scrub away everything you want to disappear. For a squeaky clean appearance it can't be beat.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 20, 2019 07:46 PM (COzlW)

62 Was that clip of Biden wandering around like a clueless idiot from last night's fake debate?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (y7DUB)

63 Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on Pentagon spending since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10 trillion) in unaccounted extra spending.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:45 PM (59tKY)


Accounting mistakes were made!

Posted by: DoD Auditor Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (BiNEL)

64 I guess Giuliani has the balls that Chris Christi didn't. They should have both been in there working to advance America's interests.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (zD38/)

65 With the number of people that need to be excited for treason, I think they will end up just loading them on a barge and sink it in the middle of the Atlantic

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (59tKY)

66

Biden has scores of young women and men who say, I-I-I-I-I. Is that anything like binders full of women?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 07:48 PM (sNsmb)

67 Fuck the Democrats.
This is the best they got in 2020:

Buttplug and the Indian 2020


a fucking pervert and a liar.

And as for Christianity Today wanting Trump impeached: I say enjoy Hell ye brood of vipers.

Americans expect a swift trial where one can confront one's accusers. Denying these to Trump makes the Democrats look like what they really are, small minded dictators. The Senate needs to pass a a resolution saying they will not entertain any impeachment resolutions sent over by the House. Why? Because the House is now dictating when the Senate can act. They voted for them now send them or fuck off. This squashes everything.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QMwOT)

68 >>No you weren't.

Posted by: Corey Chase at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (ndaq5)


You never know where a Porn search is gonna take you.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 07:49 PM (Rm2st)

69 Hey, that's funny. We have a 12 Most Mortifying Mortadella Moments of 2019 list.

Posted by: Corner deli at December 20, 2019 07:49 PM (COzlW)

70 With the number of people that need to be excited for treason, I think they will end up just loading them on a barge and sink it in the middle of the Atlantic

Best "Shark Week" ever!

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2019 07:49 PM (xSo9G)

71 With the number of people that need to be excited for treason, I think they will end up just loading them on a barge and sink it in the middle of the Atlantic

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (59tKY)


To be fair, that would be a major source of ocean pollution...


but it works for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:49 PM (BiNEL)

72 The dossier has not been disproven.

Neither have The Lord of the Rings or The Great Gatsby.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (maqwX)

73
Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on Pentagon spending since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10 trillion) in unaccounted extra spending.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:45 PM (59tKY)



The Stargate program isn't cheap.

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (Z7lwY)

74 51 22 >>A couple of more interesting videos below:



I was hoping for Busty Lesbians.
Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (Rm2st)

No you weren't.

Posted by: Corey Chase at December 20, 2019 07:41 PM (ndaq5)

What??? No busty lesbians?!?! But Ace promised . . . . and no math. He specifically said yes to the busty lesbians and no to math.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (QMwOT)

75 Hrothgar, hugs to you and Conor.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (tJujB)

76 Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (zD38/)

So sad for the Republic that Christie walked into that Krispy Kreme shop!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (BiNEL)

77 so sleepy
chores not done
sad

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (G546f)

78 Just $6 billion dollars.
Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on Pentagon spending since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10 trillion) in unaccounted extra spending.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:45 PM (59tKY)

Holy crap that's a 3rd of the deficit! No wonder they are after Trump!!

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (rw1l7)

79 I guess Giuliani has the balls that Chris Christi didn't.

Something is up. There is no way I'd be this loud about things. (Trying an underscore)

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (xSo9G)

80 Who's excited for treason?

Oh dear God please tell me this isn't a thing. Although it would explain a lot going on in the highest govt. circles in the Obama years.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (COzlW)

81 Fredo makes a top 12 for the first time ever.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (1CjJc)

82 Sorry it was $21 trillion in "adjustments", but that included HUD

https://tinyurl.com/y6thpfch

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (59tKY)

83 If only Nancy Pelosi had filed the paperwork on time, Orange Man would have been mintpeached.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (6/uwW)

84 With the number of people that need to be excited for treason, I think they will end up just loading them on a barge and sink it in the middle of the Atlantic

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:47 PM (59tKY)

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I disagree.

There's an enormous Failed State that will soon be under military occupation, and is also home to the Port of Los Angeles, whose Cement, Petroleum, Oil, and Lubricants Terminal will soon also be the West Terminal of the Grand North American Dignity Canal.

Give them all a spoon, and a daily ration of cold hot-water soup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (Adu0z)

85 Former NASCAR driver Junior Johnson had died at age 88.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

86 I guess they picked the happiest GIs they could find to sit behind the president.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2019 07:54 PM (sGotD)

87 I think it was RAND who just did a report indicating military pay may be too high.

LOLGFY.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 20, 2019 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

88 Had a hard time watching that Grabien video.

They consistently speak a phrase, 'grabien, a multimedia company' every 30 seconds while the video is playing.

Drives me nuts.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (6kyZS)

89 Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:51 PM (tJujB)

Conor and I send our regards and Christmas Tidings of Good Cheer back to you and your pups.

If the Virginia populace is insane enough to elect the current Lt Gov to any other office in VA, I'll be looking for land in TX.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

90 Sounds like Rudy's got the goods on the massive scam supporting the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (FVe/l)

91
80 Who's excited for treason?

Oh dear God please tell me this isn't a thing. Although it would explain a lot going on in the highest govt. circles in the Obama years.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (COzlW)

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Executed for treason

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (59tKY)

92 The Golden Scalp Weasel at Joint Base Andrews to sign a bill re the Military in front of the troops.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2019 07:56 PM (MTxDQ)

93 Trump sounds very upset about being impeached.

I hope he can carry on.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

94 Could Creepy Joe break the glass ceiling for retardates?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 20, 2019 07:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

95 so sleepy
chores not done
sad
Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 07:52 PM (G546f)


this is not haiku
but it is a good first step
thank you for trying

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

96 That "comes" after the Failed State is placed firmly under the boot, and American Greatness Is Restored.



Join the movement today.



Or be a total square. It's up to you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 07:39 PM (Adu0z)

_______

Done -- Signer #2! It's almost like being at the Second Continental Congress. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 07:57 PM (WqPYg)

97 Is there another trump rally tonight ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 07:57 PM (mgqr3)

98 Trump sounds very upset about being impeached.

I hope he can carry on.


25TH AMENDMENT TIME. AGAIN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 07:57 PM (maqwX)

99
12 Most Mortifying Media Moments of 2019



Why it's as if the MFM is giving the same script that they all read off of

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 07:57 PM (sNsmb)

100 Executed for treason
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (59tKY)

That's a little harsh for a joke about a spelling mistake.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (1CjJc)

101 The title Christianity Today tells you all you need to know.

"None of that old-fashioned Christianity for us. We prefer to make it up as we go along. It's empowering!"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (COzlW)

102 Odds McCain was sucking on the Ukraine teat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FVe/l)

103 Former NASCAR driver Junior Johnson had died at age 88.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

Too bad 88 wasn't his car number.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

104 Only a matter of time before we see Ana Navarro cruising around Aldi's in a Lil Rascal scooter tricked out with a La Cucaracha horn.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (6/uwW)

105 Space Force does not come cheap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (vampE)

106 Biden's just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation.

Posted by: Toad-O at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cct0t)

107 Hrothgar, Texas would benefit greatly from having you here.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (tJujB)

108 You just know McStain was in on that.

Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (MTxDQ)

109 Hi Ben Had! You think I should reverse my citizenship? Holland looks pretty good right now. Although, the Swedish Imp may be too close.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (1qkBC)

110 Executed for treason

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:55 PM (59tKY)


As has been stated previously, technically sedition not treason as we are not at war, well except for that War On An Emotion/Terror doings. But I still think we can hang seditionists. And if we can't, we should.

Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Y8PSl)

111 I heard Trump's WH Counsel sent Pelosi a letter asking her if the President has been impeached. This is a brilliant move because it puts her in a no-win position.

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (VyOxI)

112 102
Odds McCain was sucking on the Ukraine teat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FVe/l)

_______


Probably more like the Ukraine breast pump middleman to his numerous cronies and fwiends on both sides of the aisle ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (WqPYg)

113 The title Christianity Today tells you all you need to know.

"None of that old-fashioned Christianity for us. We prefer to make it up as we go along. It's empowering!"

-
Gimmee that new age religion
Gimmee that new age religion
Gimmee that new age religion
Without that bigot hate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Pssst: Pelosi and Schumer caved on wall money.

I find this hilarious.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (maqwX)

115 Brennan claims the doctor said, "Bring me a seditiongive."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (COzlW)

116 Odds McCain was sucking on the Ukraine teat?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FVe/l)


*rubs chin*

Maybe that would finally shut Meghan up, if he was up to his neck in it. And she was, too. Maybe.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

117 Hey, hogmartin! How is the guitar scam going?

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (1qkBC)

118 YD. I like the EJEXIT, its a good way to push the buttons of the neo-commies.

But the problem with merely making Failifornia a territory is that its denizens would still be allowed to freely move to U.S. states.

We need some kind of movement to convince traditional Dem voters that Soros, Zuckerberg et al are disenfranchising them and their kids by bringing in all the MS-13 and jihadi aliens. It shouldn't be that hard to make the true case that
A) the Dems want to keep you in your ghettos - thats why they keep ruining the schools and
B) they are not even content to do this but are bringing in MS-13 and jihadis who what to kill your kids and will cause this country to crash economically and you and your parents will be robbed of your SS.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eASYU)

119 Pssst: Pelosi and Schumer caved on wall money.

I find this hilarious.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM

Me too. The wall didn't cave, they did.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (COzlW)

120 Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (1qkBC)

I think the ex-pat community in TX needs you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

121 Hi, SnailRacer!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

122 You just know McStain was in on that.
Posted by: Infidel


Not during his funeral, please.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (M0u+N)

123 How many billions reported missing during the hildebeast feast at State? The answer reported was 6 billion.

Posted by: USD at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (WX+x0)

124 Biden should talk to Judy Woodruff to find out how she's managed to live to 1,000.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (j3npP)

125 SnailRacer, A very Merry Christmas to you and Hubby.

Darlin , you are red blooded American through and through, ain't no way you're going to Holland.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (tJujB)

126 Trump sounds very upset about being impeached.

I hope he can carry on.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)


When many others are going hair on fire about this, that and everything else, I take my cues from him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (y7DUB)

127 107
Hrothgar, Texas would benefit greatly from having you here.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (tJujB)

_______


I've been to Hrothgar, Texas. I think it's the seat of Anderson County.

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

128 this is not haiku
but it is a good first step
thank you for trying

Posted by: hogmartin

too enervated
to care about haiku rules
just need covfefe

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:03 PM (G546f)

129 Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM (tJujB)

I really appreciate your confidence in me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (BiNEL)

130 Pssst: Pelosi and Schumer caved on wall money.


Impeach him some more, Nance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (FVe/l)

131
As has been stated previously, technically sedition not treason as we are not at war, well except for that War On An Emotion/Terror doings. But I still think we can hang seditionists. And if we can't, we should.
Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Y8PSl

-------

I've thought about this, and I'm not sure.

When you attempt to overthrow the government on behalf of globalism, it doesn't technically count as a foreign enemy with whom we're at war.

But in a practical sense, it's effectively the same. You're destroying the sovereignty of the United States on behalf of Mexican drug warlords, Angela Merkel, and Xi Jinping.

I'm not sure whether to count it as sedition or treason, TBH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (Adu0z)

132 Just 12? That won't even get through the first week of January

Posted by: Josephistan at December 20, 2019 08:05 PM (WQ42q)

133 How many billions reported missing during the hildebeast feast at State? The answer reported was 6 billion.

Posted by: USD at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (WX+x0)


Style book corrections made

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:05 PM (BiNEL)

134 "33
How many millions/billions went missing in the State Department during
Hillary's! tenure there? I can't remember but I heard once.



Not that it matters I guess. At this point What Difference Does It Make?

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2019 07:30 PM (rw1l7)"


If I recall correctly, the state dept managed to misplace something like 29 billion dollars over a decade or so. That was like half the budget for one (bloated, Obama) year.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 20, 2019 08:05 PM (67XdO)

135 125 SnailRacer, A very Merry Christmas to you and Hubby.

Darlin , you are red blooded American through and through, ain't no way you're going to Holland.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:02 PM (tJujB)


I stayed in Holland for a month some years ago. The government controls absolutely every aspect of your life.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:05 PM (TdMsT)

136 It's never treason if you're a Citizen of the World.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Ibwur)

137 All in all it's just another brick in the wall

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (mgqr3)

138 I learned today that most opioid overdoses in Pennsylvania are by white males - more than half
that's really tragic imo

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (G546f)

139 "Biden should talk to Judy Woodruff to find out how she's managed to live to 1,000."

Alcohol is a preservative.

Posted by: Toad-O at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (cct0t)

140 what happen to Nancy ?

she looks like something blew up in her face

Posted by: REDACTED at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (rpxSz)

141 About as well as the Obama/Biden era??? Did you really say that Judy? Are these people all highly functioning drug addicts? Why the hell are my tax dollars supporting Pravda(PBS)?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...the kinder , gentler version at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (9iWb2)

142 But the problem with merely making Failifornia a territory is that its denizens would still be allowed to freely move to U.S. states.

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No. Read the Amendment. Unless the Residents meet a high and extremely prejudicial standard designed to protect and welcome the likes of Deplorable Jay Guevara, et. al. they will not permitted entry to the US or exit to any foreign nation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Adu0z)

143 So maybe like $9 or $10 billion.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Mf5Sq)

144 hogmartin, A very Merry Christmas to you and your kitties.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (tJujB)

145 The way I heard it spelled out was impeachment isn't just the House made up rules, they are just 1 part of the process. If it's not sent to the Senate it ends and the President is in the clear anyway.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

146
Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on
Pentagon spending since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10
trillion) in unaccounted extra spending.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2019 07:45 PM (59tKY)


Spent the Hunter Biden way? Hookers and blow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (sNsmb)

147 >>>You just know McStain was in on that.<<<

Of course this bastard was involved in every dirty fucking deal in the world. When you're getting you ass kicked in a POW camp, how much worse could it get?

This guy was a force against nature.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (zD38/)

148 You just know McStain was in on that.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2019 07:59 PM

And so was his Renfield, Miss Lindsey. She's making all kinds of noises about not calling the Bidens in to testify.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (COzlW)

149 Speaking of mortifying. Beto is back on a mission to turn Texas blue. He's formed a group called: Powered by People.

One of his targets is my district which is House district 28. We have a runoff 1/28/20 and I will be crawling over broken glass to keep it red.
And then I'll do it again in November.

https://tinyurl.com/s28azyj

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

150 I've been to Hrothgar, Texas. I think it's the seat of Anderson County.

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 08:03 PM (WqPYg)


Umm, no?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

151
It's never treason if you're a Citizen of the World.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama


Which world?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

152 What is Joe Biden doing here? Turning around to take a leak??
https://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/
1207850925936824321
(10 second video)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Dh1wo)

153 Hey Skip!
did you end up going to the French Creek Outfitters clearance?

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (G546f)

154 what happen to Nancy ?

she looks like something blew up in her face
Posted by: REDACTED at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (rpxSz)


The impeacment vote.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (aS1PU)

155 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

how was the Charles Dickens Fest this year?

Posted by: loneranger at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (2neaU)

156 Now, two Presidents have been impeached for embarrassing hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (1CjJc)

157 redridinghood, Bless you for fighting.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (tJujB)

158 I've thought about this, and I'm not sure.



When you attempt to overthrow the government on behalf of globalism, it doesn't technically count as a foreign enemy with whom we're at war.



But in a practical sense, it's effectively the same. You're
destroying the sovereignty of the United States on behalf of Mexican
drug warlords, Angela Merkel, and Xi Jinping.



I'm not sure whether to count it as sedition or treason, TBH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (Adu0z)

---
unlawful combatants

field court martial, summary execution under the Laws of Land Warfare.

#ProblemSolved

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2019 08:10 PM (UVPdS)

159 156 Now, two Presidents have been impeached for embarrassing hillary.
Posted by: flounder

good point

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:10 PM (G546f)

160 Been working in opposite direction though it's only 5 miles away so no. Figured it was cleaned out before I could get there.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ZCEU2)

161 Umm, no?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (BiNEL)
______

Just kidding.

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

162 I am confused. When Lizzy Borden talks about "transgendered women", is talking about women with penises?

Posted by: JAS at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (DBGf/)

163 My dear TXMoMe-Ers - it is getting pretty difficult. I really thought this country would be the bastion of freedom. But, man, the freaks are getting pretty loud.
My lol, get fxcked, hat is proudly displayed in my home but wearing it in public will not convey anything they would understand. I may have to get a Trump 2020 hat.
If they can wear a Pete sticker, for sure I can wear a Trump hat. F em.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (1qkBC)

164 How crazy is Pelosi impeaching Trump in a solemn and prayerful manner - then crowing about getting USMCA passed?

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (VyOxI)

165 flounder, Thanks for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (tJujB)

166 And so was his Renfield, Miss Lindsey. She's making all kinds of noises about not calling the Bidens in to testify.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:07 PM (COzlW)


In my heart of hearts, I am certain that the depth and breadth of the political and administrative scum that were in on the financial corruption (fully funded by we LEGAL tax paying citizens) would cause riots if it were ever disclosed! Miss Lindsay wants a happy and long life (and a nice Caymans account).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

167 Trump sounds very upset about being impeached.

I hope he can carry on.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2019 07:56 PM

He needs one of those hats that that has an attachment to hold a can on either side of your head with tubing that can reach your mouth. Allows you to drink 2 cans of (soda, in his case) at a time.

What do you get a billionaire for Christmas anyway? A gag gift, of course.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:12 PM (COzlW)

168 Much excitement in FOB IMG. Tomorrow is Grandson the Elder's first deer hunt. Got him all kitted out.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2019 08:12 PM (di1hb)

169 Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ZCEU2)

I'm sure it probably was
where's a good alternative for a pistol range though?

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)

170 152

He just realized his zipper was down.

Posted by: Toad-O at December 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cct0t)

171 Former NASCAR driver and bootlegger Junior Johnson had died at age 88.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)


For the record.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2019 08:13 PM (q1Pj5)

172 Now, two Presidents have been impeached for embarrassing hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (1CjJc)


Humorously accurate.

She really must have Hell on speed dial.

Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Y8PSl)

173 163 My dear TXMoMe-Ers - it is getting pretty difficult. I really thought this country would be the bastion of freedom. But, man, the freaks are getting pretty loud.
My lol, get fxcked, hat is proudly displayed in my home but wearing it in public will not convey anything they would understand. I may have to get a Trump 2020 hat.
If they can wear a Pete sticker, for sure I can wear a Trump hat. F em.
Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (1qkBC)


That is an awesome hat.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:14 PM (TdMsT)

174
If they can wear a Pete sticker

Where do they wear it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aKsyK)

175 Speaking of mortifying. Beto is back on a mission to turn Texas blue. He's formed a group called: Powered by People.
******************************************************

I believe that's called Soylent Green.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:14 PM (COzlW)

176 I was thinking today Sloppy Choppers might have figured away to end it, just sit on it forever, a letter never sent.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:14 PM (ZCEU2)

177 Meanwhile, Every Single Magazine Cover:

"Michelle Obama: Most Glamorous, Powerful, Bestest First Lady Ever!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

178 How crazy is Pelosi impeaching Trump in a solemn and prayerful manner - then crowing about getting USMCA passed?

This is known as cognitive dissonance and people are noticing. He's such an existential threat to everything that they gave him ALL the defense budget, wall money, and USMCA. Oh, and she's holding the impeachment bullshit.

He'll probably lose Cali, NY, and Illinois. I think damn near everything else will be in play.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (maqwX)

179 Also a Michigan State economist ran the numbers on Pentagon spending
since 2000 and found like $10 trillion (yes $10 trillion) in unaccounted
extra spending.
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Purina Alien-Chow is very expensive.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Dh1wo)

180 Odds McCain was sucking on the Ukraine teat?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FVe/l)

There are some very interesting photos of McStain hanging out in Syria iirc Was chillin and grinnin with some very shady characters. This was 2-3 years ago and the guy who had them got banned from Twitter.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (48RE5)

181 Hi Ladyl, and how is that different from here in the USA?

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (1qkBC)

182 SnailRacer, come over here and let me pour you a drink and remind you of all the fighters we have on our side.

You always have a slot at casa Ben Had.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:16 PM (tJujB)

183 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2019 08:12 PM (di1hb)

You, sir, are a blessing to your grandchildren!

Good on ya'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:16 PM (BiNEL)

184

'Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

185 Only other place I know of is Montgomeryville.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)

186 Commissar Hrothgar, if you move to Texas we can revive the peanut-growing industry. Obviously it's gonna take a Virginian and a South Carolinian for this task. And signs. Boiled Peanuts-two miles ahead on right.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 08:17 PM (UUkQp)

187 There are some very interesting photos of McStain
hanging out in Syria iirc Was chillin and grinnin with some very shady
characters. This was 2-3 years ago and the guy who had them got banned
from Twitter.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (48RE5)


Like the terrorist who was skeered to death by Conan the war dog, and blew himself and three of his youngest offspring to smithereens.


John McCain was a real jewel. And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

188 Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:16 PM (tJujB)

You have a package arriving at your P. O. Box tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

189 He'll probably lose Cali, NY, and Illinois. I think damn near everything else will be in play.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (maqwX)


If Trump made everyone in this country a millionaire he'd still lose California, IL, NY, Hawaii, Massachusetts, and a few others because there are too many people stuck on stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:18 PM (sNsmb)

190 Someone who just can't make up their mind

https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/1207874979678736385

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (48RE5)

191 redridinghood, Bless you for fighting.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (tJujB)
**********
Aww...Thank you. I'm sure most of us hordelings would do the same.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (wiXsO)

192 Still wondering how or why FC outfitters is going out of business.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)

193 hoo boy sounds like Costner's in l-o-v-e. Forbidden fruit, Kev! He's married!

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (VyOxI)

194 I stayed in Holland for a month some years ago. The government controls absolutely every aspect of your life.
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Especially if you're a dyke! (Not meaning you, BTW.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Dh1wo)

195 Hey everybody.

Store at HotA... uh, another site, that Pelosi invited Trump to give the SOTU on 2/4 and PDT accepted.

Even the folks at the not-to-be-mentioned site thought PDT shoulda told Nancy where to stuff it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

196 Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 08:17 PM (UUkQp)

My brother, I'm gonna need a job, so this sounds like a plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

197 181 Hi Ladyl, and how is that different from here in the USA?
Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:15 PM (1qkBC)


Probably not as big a difference now, but in the 1990s, I was shocked to learned how individuals are controlled in Holland.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)

198 Speaking of mortifying. Beto is back on a mission to turn Texas blue. He's formed a group called: Powered by People.



One of his targets is my district which is House district 28. We
have a runoff 1/28/20 and I will be crawling over broken glass to keep
it red.

And then I'll do it again in November.



https://tinyurl.com/s28azyj

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

If he's as successful with that as he was running for the senate and president Texas will the Republican for a long time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:20 PM (sNsmb)

199 Dear Jane, Let me just say I would not have pissed on McCain if he hadn't had a drink of water for a week. Too bad he wasn't just a little worse pilot.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:20 PM (tJujB)

200 Georgia's jobs numbers are epic. Feel free to move here.

We probably surpass TX as the number one place to do business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

201 The Media portion of the Dem-Media Borg has begun creating the narrative that Nancy's a genius for waiting to know the trial format so she can intelligently select her Impeachment Managers.

What total BS. The Constitution and the Senate rules say nothing about the House not being allowed to send new Impreachment Managers, or sending substitutes, after the initial Managers come to the Senate with the Articles! And if there is a House rule on this, Nancy can easily change it with her majority.

Jeez, how frickin dumb is the frickin media to not point these things out and ask questions???

Yeah, yeah, I know how dumb and in the tank they are.

Rant OFF.

Posted by: Gref at December 20, 2019 08:20 PM (AMIL/)

202 If Trump made everyone in this country a millionaire he'd still lose California, IL, NY, Hawaii, Massachusetts, and a few others because there are too many people stuck on stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:18 PM (sNsmb)


What, no shoutout?

Posted by: Your Favorite Teachers' Union at December 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Y8PSl)

203 "As has been stated previously, technically sedition not treason as we
are not at war, well except for that War On An Emotion/Terror doings."

Lindsay Graham questioned Kavanaugh at the hearing ... pointed out that regardless of what war it is ... we are still on that war footing, there can still be military tribunals. Especially in cases where bribery was helping Russia/Iran ... it directly regards the war on terror. But any sedition against POTUS undermines that whole war effort ... would seem to qualify as treason ... but I usually just put "treason/sedition".


https://youtu.be/KMmssKnl7O8?t=153

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (Cus5s)

204 Hey Jane!

Did your husband ever get the truth outta those pecans he was grilling??!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

205 Especially if you're a dyke! (Not meaning you, BTW.)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Dh1wo)


You'd better not mean me!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

206 "Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg"

If you show it, he will come.

Posted by: Toad-O at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cct0t)

207 I heard Kohl's is going OB.

Anybody else hear that?

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (M0u+N)

208 Jane, I'll be sure to make it to the P.O. tomorrow and you are so sweet. I am humbled.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (tJujB)

209 Bootygig's wife-husband will scratch Costner's eyes out!

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (VyOxI)

210 He'll probably lose Cali, NY, and Illinois. I think damn near everything else will be in play.

They'll be hungry, they'll be desperate! Let a thousand vote-fraud stings blossom.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (dBiBP)

211 Jane, yup. I also heard that Hollywood folded on their threats to move all their production out of Georgia post-abortion bill.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

212 Hey Jane!



Did your husband ever get the truth outta those pecans he was grilling??!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)


They were eaten before they could tell us who killed Epstein. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

213 Vmom- just looked it up, they are not closing totally, the pistol range looks like it will still be open. Just downsizing merchandise.
https://patch.com/pennsylvania/phoenixville/french-creek outfitters-holding-going-out-business-sale

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

214 eleven, Kohls going bankrupt?
Alls I knows is, every time I go in that store, it's almost empty. It's nice, but empty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

215


"Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg"




Costner is supporting Buttplug. Now there's an endorsement that people can get behind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (sNsmb)

216 185 Only other place I know of is Montgomeryville.
Posted by: Skip

Target World?

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (G546f)

217 Jane, Pecans Didn't Eat Themselves ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

218 Hey Jane!

Did your husband ever get the truth outta those pecans he was grilling??!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)


Not a war crime so long as he did not waterboard them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

219 Jane, I'll be sure to make it to the P.O. tomorrow and you are so sweet. I am humbled.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (tJujB)


Don't you dare be humbled! You are an awesome angel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

220 I need 2 x 12ga shotgun cleaning kits for my musket and other stuff.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ZCEU2)

221 Costner looking to do a sequel to Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (tJujB)

222 I heard Kohl's is going OB.

Anybody else hear that?
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:21 PM (M0u+N)


I'm pretty sure they already sell pregnancy clothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (hku12)

223 You'd better not mean me!
Posted by: Ladyl

You're beautiful when you're angry !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (arJlL)

224 Hrothgar, waterboarded pecans are the most tasty!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

225 "Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg"

Do any of these idiot celebrity endorsements do anything?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:24 PM (maqwX)

226 Even the folks at the not-to-be-mentioned site thought PDT shoulda told Nancy where to stuff it.

Whenever Trump speaks, he wins.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2019 08:24 PM (VP1E6)

227 t-bird, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

228 If Trump made everyone in this country a millionaire he'd still lose California

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Ahem.

*cough, cough*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Adu0z)

229

You're beautiful when you're angry !
Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (arJlL)


Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

230 Lady l-word???? No, never!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Dh1wo)

231 Target world is where I bought both my pistols, but was 35 years ago. Pretty sure still open as drive by there often.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (ZCEU2)

232 Do any of these idiot celebrity endorsements do anything?
Posted by: Circa


lolno. Every single candidate Hugh Grant backed lost.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (M0u+N)

233
I heard Kohl's is going OB.

Anybody else hear that?
Posted by: eleven


"OB?"

Beginning today, Kohl's store nationwide will be open 24 hours through 6 p.m. Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

234 PDT, please reconvene Congress tomorrow morning. fuck their holiday.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2019 08:26 PM (nFwvY)

235 "Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg"

Costner is supporting Buttplug. Now there's an endorsement that people can get behind
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:23 PM (sNsmb)


Can't wait for the scene where Kevin get's all misty-eyed, and says "Pete.... will you let me catch?"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:26 PM (hku12)

236 How crazy is Pelosi impeaching Trump in a solemn and prayerful manner - then crowing about getting USMCA passed?
Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:11 PM (VyOxI)
********
And the wicked witch also said she "had a spring in her step."

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

237 I hope Kohl's is staying open. Heard nothing of it closing.

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:26 PM (VyOxI)

238 Do any of these idiot celebrity endorsements do anything?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:24 PM (maqwX)


Not that it means anything in the universe of despair, but it confirms my resolve to not watch any OTA TV, commercial cable, movies, or buy any "political" magazines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

239 Pete Buttgiggy becomes President.

The NORKS nuke us for shits and giggles.


What does Buttgiggy do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

240 kallisto, me too.

I frankly am sick of all these big beautiful buildings, both corporate and store locations, here in California sitting empty, because of stupid new state and DC anti-business laws and rulings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

241 Beginning today, Kohl's store nationwide will be open 24 hours through 6 p.m. Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:25 PM

The True Meaning of Christmas. Employees are thrilled, I'm sure.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (COzlW)

242 I hope Kohl's is staying open. Heard nothing of it closing.
Posted by: kallisto


I heard it from one person. Was wondering if anyone else heard anything.

I use that store.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (M0u+N)

243 Circa @ 225- Do celebrity endorsements do anything? Well, hell yeah, this endorsement from Costner will inspire me to never again watch one of his movies.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (UUkQp)

244 Kohl's picked up the space where Mervyn's used to be...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)

245

Speaking of movies the Twatter crowds are all upset because some overseas markets are cutting out the lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie. And don't you know if was the best scene in a movie EVER!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (sNsmb)

246 Ben - Love you lots. We can be there in a few hours on a tank of gas if shit hits fan. I do not think it will happen. At least not for the next few years. Really Iowa. Pete?? Lol get fxcked!

Ladyl - why do you think I left in 1975? And by the way, you wear you Molon Labe t-shirt to tennis? That would be soooo awesome!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (1qkBC)

247 Jane, He soils himself in short order.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (tJujB)

248 "Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg


if Costner blows him, he will cum

Posted by: x at December 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nFwvY)

249 Heard nothing of Kohls closing.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ZCEU2)

250 Speaking of movies the Twatter crowds are all upset because some overseas markets are cutting out the lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie. And don't you know if was the best scene in a movie EVER!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at D


WHAT LESBO KISS???

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:29 PM (mgqr3)

251 Speaking of movies the Twatter crowds are all upset because some overseas markets are cutting out the lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie. And don't you know if was the best scene in a movie EVER!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (sNsmb)


Lesbo kiss... as in Finnpo?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hku12)

252 Doesn't sound like Kohls is going away...

https://www.inc.com/justin-bariso/amazon-was-
killing-kohls-online-then-kohls-did-something-
completely-brilliant.html

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Go ahead, tell me. I don't care about the spoilers.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (mgqr3)

254 The Biden clip.

What the fuck did I just watch ?

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (Ff769)

255 Jane, He soils himself in short order.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (tJujB)


Yes he does. By the way, D'oh, the D'oh Boy and I love you dearly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

256 I remember the commercials for Morton's dept. store in DC back in the seventies.

"Ladies' earrings, 11 cents!"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:31 PM (COzlW)

257
Like all first-world people, I have access to PornHub. Why do I need a lesbian affair in a Star Wars movie?

To ask is to answer. I don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Adu0z)

258 'lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie.'

Really? Please tell me this is true.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Tnijr)

259 Pete Buttgiggy becomes President.

The NORKS nuke us for shits and giggles.


What does Buttgiggy do?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
*************
He'll be too busy handing out reparations to illegal aliens to even notice.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 08:31 PM (wiXsO)

260
The Biden clip.



What the fuck did I just watch ?





Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (Ff769)


Corky the presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

261 we need a new word that means: solemn, sober, prayerful, and patriotic. How about 'impeachmentical'?

Posted by: kallisto at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (VyOxI)

262 Someone who just can't make up their mind

https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/1207874979678736385

-
Shouldn't the Pete sticker be by the tailpipe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

263 245

Speaking of movies the Twatter crowds are all upset because some overseas markets are cutting out the lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie. And don't you know if was the best scene in a movie EVER!!!!!


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (sNsmb)



So stupid and pointless to have that kiss.

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Z7lwY)

264 ..how was the Charles Dickens Fest this year?

Posted by: loneranger at December 20, 2019 08:09 PM (2neaU)



Diminishing, yearly. I don't think it'll be worth closing off The Strand, a decade from now.

No idea as how they might revitalize it. It's not something I've given any thought to, as it's never been a thing of interest to me.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (QzJWU)

265 kallisto, antipelosish

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

266 239 Pete Buttgiggy becomes President.

The NORKS nuke us for shits and giggles.


What does Buttgiggy do?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

Not repopulating, that's for sure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (1CjJc)

267 WHAT LESBO KISS???

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:29 PM (mgqr3)


Apparently at the end of the movie during a big celebration two dykes in the background of the scene kiss and a number of overseas markets are cutting that part out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (sNsmb)

268 The Biden clip.



What the fuck did I just watch ?
------
Joe needed to straighten out "Little Joe" a bit because if the hot 13-year-old n the front row.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Dh1wo)

269 250 Speaking of movies the Twatter crowds are all upset because some overseas markets are cutting out the lesbo kiss in the latest SJW Wars movie. And don't you know if was the best scene in a movie EVER!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at D


WHAT LESBO KISS???

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:29 PM (mgqr3)



It not even worth talking about. That's how useless it is.

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Z7lwY)

270
Ladyl - why do you think I left in 1975? And by the way, you wear you Molon Labe t-shirt to tennis? That would be soooo awesome!
Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:28 PM (1qkBC)

I've worn my Molon Labe T shirt (I love it) but it has sleeves, which are usually too hot and restrictive to play in.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

271 Jane, I love you all just as much and have self identified as D'oh Boys Aunt!

Take that you life coach bitch!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (tJujB)

272 Corky the presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

That actually answers a lot of questions.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Ff769)

273 You mean, brown and black people overseas are homophobes because they don't want lesbianism pushed at them.

Well, I never.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (COzlW)

274 Doesn't sound like Kohls is going away...

https://www.inc.com/justin-bariso/amazon-was-
killing-kohls-online-then-kohls-did-something-
completely-brilliant.html
Posted by: qdpsteve


Thanks qdpsteve. Good news!

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (M0u+N)

275
And not that I'd watch any movie, but I'll guess the lesbian kiss was Johnny Depp and Brie Larson?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Adu0z)

276 Yall don't believe me but the Democrat party is so warped they will run Biden as their candidate and the majority of them will vote for him because they hate Trump. Like we voted for Trump because we hate Hillary.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Tnijr)

277 Hoo boy! Mike Rogers has been working with John Durham for months now.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2019/12/20/bad -news-for-coup-crew-former-nsa-director-mike-rogers-
working-with-john-durham-for-several-

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at December 20, 2019 08:35 PM (JP4mP)

278 277 Hoo boy! Mike Rogers has been working with John Durham for months now.

Was it not Mike Rogers who told Trump about all of this illegal spying to start with ?

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Ff769)

279 What does Buttgiggy do?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:27 PM

Alienate every black voter in the country. I'd love to see him be the sacrificial lamb next year.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:36 PM (COzlW)

280 Apparently at the end of the movie during a big celebration two dykes in the background of the scene kiss and a number of overseas markets are cutting that part out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at Dec

Oh, threw them (lgbtwhateverlobby) a bone, so to speak.

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:36 PM (mgqr3)

281
Yes he does. By the way, D'oh, the D'oh Boy and I love you dearly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)


Ben Had is the heart of the blog.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:37 PM (TdMsT)

282 And not that I'd watch any movie, but I'll guess the lesbian kiss was Johnny Depp and Brie Larson?

Brian Dennehy and the Horsehead Nebula.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:37 PM (maqwX)

283 Ben Had is the heart of the blog.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:37 PM (TdMsT)
---

To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

284 Yall don't believe me but the Democrat party is so warped they will run Biden as their candidate and the majority of them will vote for him because they hate Trump. Like we voted for Trump because we hate Hillary.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Tnijr)

------

Yup.

But not enough of them them.

Ask Hillary about it. After she's done with her closeup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Adu0z)

285 It not even worth talking about. That's how useless it is.
Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Z7lwY)


Dis you see it, the undead one?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (mgqr3)

286 One of my favorite things in the world is listening to conservatives rail against SJW Hollywood as they run out to buy their tix.


Absolutely love it.


Posted by: LOL at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (UU64l)

287 Mike Rogers has been working with John Durham for months now.

Not to brag, but I TOLD YOU SO.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2019 08:39 PM (maqwX)

288 Claudine Auger, French Star of James Bond Film 'Thunderball,' Dies at 78



Back when they knew how to make Bond movies with beautiful women. RIP Claudine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:39 PM (sNsmb)

289 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


Ahhhh--now that is a tempting assignment!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:39 PM (TdMsT)

290 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


raimondo is the vestigial tail.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)

291 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

-------

I'm the tonsils. Not important, can cause inflammation, and if you cut me out, nobody would notice

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (Adu0z)

292 'To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?'

I don't want to be the liver. I hate liver.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (Tnijr)

293 278 277 Hoo boy! Mike Rogers has been working with John Durham for months now.

Was it not Mike Rogers who told Trump about all of this illegal spying to start with ?
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Ff769)


Why yes, yes he was.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (sy5kK)

294 281 - yup.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (1qkBC)

295 Jane, I love you all just as much and have self identified as D'oh Boys Aunt!

Take that you life coach bitch!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (tJujB)


As if D'Oh Boy wasn't already raised right, Auntie Ben will put even more polish on the lad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)

296
290 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

raimondo is the vestigial tail.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)


I'm the ass!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)

297 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Uh-oh !

Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (arJlL)

298 Cannibal Bob is the skin suit of this blog.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (M0u+N)

299 286 One of my favorite things in the world is listening to conservatives rail against SJW Hollywood as they run out to buy their tix.

Not here. Fuck Hollywood. Fuck you too while I'm at it.

LOFuckingL.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (Ff769)

300 Ladyl, nope, I am just one of many that make this the most special place on earth. Each of us have a niche and share our love of life with such like minded friends.

Merry Christmas

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (tJujB)

301 Slurping slurper is definitely a sphincter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2019 08:41 PM (1CjJc)

302 I don't want to be the liver. I hate liver.
Posted by: freaked


You're the pancreas.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:41 PM (M0u+N)

303 Jane, I love you all just as much and have self identified as D'oh Boys Aunt!



Take that you life coach bitch!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:34 PM (tJujB)


That's awesome!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

304 That Christian magazine that thinks Trump should be impeached for being immoral will love a ghey President who thinks trans genders should be encouraged and abortions on demand.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2019 08:41 PM (ZCEU2)

305 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM


An evaluation we have a surprising amount of interest in!

Posted by: The Otters at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (DMUuz)

306
300 Ladyl, nope, I am just one of many that make this the most special place on earth. Each of us have a niche and share our love of life with such like minded friends.

Merry Christmas
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (tJujB)


Merry Christmas, dear Ben Had!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

307 It not even worth talking about. That's how useless it is.
Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Z7lwY)


Oh, that's where you're wrong. What I want to know is why Dinsey wasn't brave enough to have main characters gaying it up? Why a couple redshirt extras?

Do Finn and Po now swordfight? If not, why not?

What is Dinsey afraid we'll do if they put the buttigig sex in their movies?

Live by your principles, Dinsey. You cowards.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hku12)

308

Partisanship Doesn't Entirely Explain Trump's ImpeachmentBy Jonah Goldberg

December 20, 2019 6:30 AM

The president played a big part in this mess, too.


Fat shit-head's gotta fat shit-head, I guess.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (K/Gmb)

309 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I call dibs on the gnathion!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (COzlW)

310 I wanna be the duodenum. Cause I like to say "duodenum".

Posted by: freaked, doudenum of the blog at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (Tnijr)

311 Ladyl

And some lucky guys have video!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

312 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


If the real Pierre Delicto posted here, I know what assignment I'd make!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (BiNEL)

313 I'm the ass!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)


...she says, hip cocked...

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

314 Eris, did hogmartin share all the pics of D'oh Boy with Mat Best?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

315 >>To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?

I got pancreas.

You don't even know I'm there. The pancreas is like the ninja organ.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

316 313 I'm the ass!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)

...she says, hip cocked...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)


Ha!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (TdMsT)

317 Partisanship Doesn't Entirely Explain Trump's ImpeachmentBy Jonah Goldberg

December 20, 2019 6:30 AM


Not one single R voted for it.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (M0u+N)

318 It's never treason if you're a Citizen of the World.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama

Which world?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)


You dare question the Emperor of Wakanda?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:43 PM (YqDXo)

319
Doesn't sound like Kohls is going away...

https://www.inc.com/justin-bariso/amazon-was-
killing-kohls-online-then-kohls-did-something-
completely-brilliant.html
Posted by: qdpsteve

=======

I've used that service. It's nifty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 08:44 PM (13CQC)

320 Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hku12)

Oh, this is the camel's nose in the tent. The butt sex is coming. Disney is full of pedos and gay folk.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (joQIm)

321 311 Ladyl

And some lucky guys have video!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (u82oZ


{{{ Salty Dog!!!}}}

The poor things...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (TdMsT)

322 I'm the lego you step on at 2 in the morning, I guess...

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (Ff769)

323 Baby, I'm claiming the hippocampus right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (tJujB)

324 Who is humerus ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (EVPPG)

325 One of my favorite things in the world is listening to conservatives rail against SJW Hollywood as they run out to buy their tix.


Absolutely love it.


Posted by: LOL at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (UU64l)


No you don't, liar. You love nothing other than your boifriend's rusty trombone.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (hku12)

326 I've used that service. It's nifty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 08:44 PM (13CQC)


I even got a 25% Kohls coupon when I returned an Amazon purchase.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (BiNEL)

327 What is Dinsey afraid we'll do if they put the buttigig sex in their movies?



Live by your principles, Dinsey. You cowards.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hku12)


All of the CEOs who claim they are soooo in support of the LGBTUVWXYZ should really show their support and go gay themselves. So Bob Iger needs to man a gloryhole for months to show how gay friendly he is and that goes the same for the assclown at the Hallmark Channel. Take one or hundreds for the team. The pink team

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:46 PM (sNsmb)

328 OK, we still got
*shuffles through list*
frenulum, meatus, xiphoid, ischial tuberosity, fontanelle...

Why do we still have fontanelle in here? Who's got that one?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

329
I even got a 25% Kohls coupon when I returned an Amazon purchase.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM


Is it wrong that I really love Kohl's?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:46 PM (TdMsT)

330 Who is pupil ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (EVPPG)

331 312 To which organs would you assign other members of the HQ?

I can think of one that's spoken for several times over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (V2Yro)

332 Is it wrong that I really love Kohl's?

No.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (M0u+N)

333
#6 Vox lays off hundreds of freelance writers in California
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

=======

what do you want to bet there's not a soul in the Cali GOPe who has the sense to tell Uber and Lyft that killing the gig economy is utterly antithetical to conservative ideas and practice and that a vote for a Republican governor will open them to worlds of freedom, money, and shit-free sidewalks?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (13CQC)

334 Anybody got a liver they want to share?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (tJujB)

335 323 Baby, I'm claiming the hippocampus right now.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (tJujB)


But you're the heart!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)

336 Wait, the duodenum is not an organ. I retract that. I'll be a Hammond instead.

Posted by: freaked, a Hammond organism at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Tnijr)

337 Yes Jane, I was very jealous! I'm glad he got to meet Best.

Has he read Mat's autobiography? I would describe it as "Horde-friendly".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

338

Vacation in the Isles of Langerhans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (aKsyK)

339 Good evening, horde.

I'm pretty sure Kurt is the a**hole.

Posted by: April at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

340 It's very important that Big Pedo aka Disney, expose viewing children to
different lifestyles in many galaxies far, far away such as those proud
Star Warrior men, spitting on another man's anus to insure that saliva
mixed with shit allows sufficient anal penetration to allow two men to perfom an imitation of
what men and women in order to actually procreate.


It's good for them.


Very, very good for them.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (K/Gmb)

341 Is it wrong that I really love Kohl's?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:46 PM (TdMsT)


Those darn coupons keep luring me back even when I do not need anything! Masterful psychological marketing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

342 Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hku12)

Oh, this is the camel's nose in the tent. The butt sex is coming. Disney is full of pedos and gay folk.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (joQIm)


Go for it, Dinsey. Remake Peter Pan, with Captain's hook, not on his hand. Watch 'em swordfight!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (hku12)

343 I, of course, am the mons venus.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

344 334 Anybody got a liver they want to share?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (tJujB)


I have a small but lucrative business in spare kidneys. Can I be of help?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

345 So stupid and pointless to have that kiss.

'... burgers?!' -- Stonetoss

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

346 "shit-free sidewalks?"

I still marvel that this is an actual campaign issue in this country.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Ff769)

347 Who is pupil ?
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (EVPPG)

-------

raimondo. He could always stant to learn something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Adu0z)

348 If any one of you meatheads even think about saying "Big Toe" there's gonna be some trouble.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (/LQkF)

349 i'm really getting tired of carlson's "i'm confused", deer-in-the-headlight, disingenuous act.

Posted by: mjc at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Pg+x7)

350 Who is vagina ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (EVPPG)

351 Blonde and Hrothgar, I've used the Amazon return service at Kohls too. I agree with the article, it's a brilliant strategy to get people into the stores and looking around.

I also love that I can return things in person and get my refund at Amazon within minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

352 Wait, the duodenum is not an organ. I retract that.
Posted by: freaked, a Hammond organism at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Tnijr)


Holy shit, did you just retract your duodenum?!

Do it again!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (t+qrx)

353 278 277 Hoo boy! Mike Rogers has been working with John Durham for months now.

Was it not Mike Rogers who told Trump about all of this illegal spying to start with ?
Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Ff769)


Good, because here's another question the clownMedia has never asked Comey, Brennan, and Clapper:

If your reasons for spying on Carter Page beginning in the fall of 2016 were to find out if Trump was a Russian tool and actively working with Putin to steal a US election, how did the FBI and CIA miss indications in 2015 or earlier in 2016, that a rich, flamboyant New Yorker running for POTUS was financed by Putin and was doing whatever Putin told him to do? Which of you f*cked up?

Posted by: Gref at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

354 Anybody got a liver they want to share?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (tJujB)


It's the horde, I think we going to need a "team" liver!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

355
Yes Jane, I was very jealous! I'm glad he got to meet Best.



Has he read Mat's autobiography? I would describe it as "Horde-friendly".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


"Thank You For My Service," co-written by Ross Patterson? Yes. He got an autographed copy.

Son said Mat's wife who was with him is "hot."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

356 I am just very fortunate to have the hubs by my side - he made that salt tub dance!

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah my friends!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (1qkBC)

357
Those darn coupons keep luring me back even when I do not need anything! Masterful psychological marketing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)


And the Kohl's cash!

I practically live in their sporting goods department!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (TdMsT)

358 I claim the pinneal gland.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

359 ... remember, he's only in d.c. for the money.

Posted by: mjc at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (Pg+x7)

360 what do you want to bet there's not a soul in the Cali GOPe who has the sense to tell Uber and Lyft that killing the gig economy is utterly antithetical to conservative ideas and practice and that a vote for a Republican governor will open them to worlds of freedom, money, and shit-free sidewalks?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (13CQC)


The Republican Party in California is pretty much reduced to the same status as the odd Nip soldier hiding out in the jungle longer after 1945.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (YqDXo)

361 "Holy shit, did you just retract your duodenum?!
Do it again!"

Wait 30 minutes and I'll be good to go.

Posted by: freaked, a Hammond organism at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (Tnijr)

362 LONG after

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (YqDXo)

363 Ladyl, my kidneys don't seem to have a problem working overtime. They do fail me on occasion if I laugh too hard though.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tJujB)

364 The Ascending Colon is the classy part of the Colon.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (M0u+N)

365 Ladyl

Au contraire, ma soeur.

I will bet you cash dollars they feel blessed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

366 I, of course, am the mons venus.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (DMUuz)



That comment needs a "ter" in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

367 340 It's very important that Big Pedo aka Disney,


When you put it that way, a lot of Disney moves in the last few years make their nonsense more understandable.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

368 The Republican Party in California is pretty much reduced to the same status as the odd Nip soldier hiding out in the jungle longer after 1945.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (YqDXo)

There is an Archer episode about that.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (Ff769)

369 Son said Mat's wife who was with him is "hot."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC)


Deepest condolences in this trying time.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

370 354 Anybody got a liver they want to share?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:47 PM (tJujB)

It's the horde, I think we going to need a "team" liver!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)


We need to find a liver here that doesn't look like a charcoal briquette. I'm not optimistic. (And don't look over here.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (YqDXo)

371 raimondo. He could always stant to learn something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Adu0z)


he is not of the body

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (EVPPG)

372 I wish some commie would die already and leave my husband their pancreas, so he could be free of Type 1 Diabetes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

373 might watch Ford / Ferrari tomorrow. i certainly don't want to give the Rat House any of my money.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ykYG2)

374 I'll take a liver with some nice sautéed onions and bacon. I've always wanted to try that!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

375 Muldoon is the humerus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

376 Not to tabulate early yardbirds, but let's speculate a bit about late on 3 Nov 2020, shall we?

I doubt the Young Turks have it in them to be even 20% as amusing as they were late into 8 Nov '16. They set a record because their expectations were so high, and they fell so very low. They deserve a Grammy for their collective performance on that epic broadcast.

Frankly, I expect most all the veteran, professional Commie Media will "hold it together" as compared to 2016. They know what's coming, they know it's coming, and they're on a mission to make themselves out to be as "wise and ahead of it" as they possibly can. They may be unhappy, but they'll mask their sadnesses as best as they can.

So, where shall we tune to, to be able to find the finest in Torrents of Liberal Tears?

I have my thoughts, but I also trust in the Wisdom of the Horde.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (QzJWU)

377 363 Ladyl, my kidneys don't seem to have a problem working overtime. They do fail me on occasion if I laugh too hard though.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tJujB)


Nothing is as reliable as it used to be!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

378 I claim the pinneal gland.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)


Good choice, and it sounds perfect for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (BiNEL)

379 The HQ should set up a liver bank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

380 So that's why the Depends at the TX MoMe.

Posted by: Panhandler at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (S/rwf)

381 Tucker going after the Panhandle Conservatives (Heritage Foundation, National Review Institute, others) just now, and it was glorious.

Posted by: Monty James at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (Zqz9o)

382 Jane, it would only infect your husband's brain and he'd become a raging anti-Trumper. Then you'd have to get divorced...

Would make a great Twilight Zone episode. "The Traitor Inside Me" :-P ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

383 The Ascending Colon is the classy part of the Colon.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 08:51 PM (M0u+N)


The right ascension of the ascending colon is one of the Keplerian colonic elements.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

384 Baby, I'm claiming the hippocampus right now.

"I want a hippocampus for Christmas...

Only a hippocampus will dooooooo"

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:54 PM (arJlL)

385
So, where shall we tune to, to be able to find the finest in Torrents of Liberal Tears?

I have my thoughts, but I also trust in the Wisdom of the Horde.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (QzJWU)


Members of the leftist media (but I repeat myself) won't be able to hide their lyin eyes.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:54 PM (TdMsT)

386 JT is the Big Man On HippoCampus

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

387 If I went to the liver bank they would tell me my account is overdrawn.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 08:55 PM (tJujB)

388 Ladyl, my kidneys don't seem to have a problem working overtime. They do fail me on occasion if I laugh too hard though.
Posted by: Ben Had

Kitchy koo!

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:55 PM (arJlL)

389 I wish some commie would die already and leave my husband their pancreas

Bad humours.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 08:55 PM (K/Gmb)

390 "So, where shall we tune to, to be able to find the finest in Torrents of Liberal Tears?"

The volunteer workers of the loser's campaign.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2019 08:55 PM (l3+k2)

391 I do have to agree with Ben Had. We all bring a little spice to the flavorful medley that is AoSHQ.

And our founder has some wide shoulders to allow us to picture him on a Vespa, striking down hobos with a messenger bag. He leave only the imprints of cami Crocs for a puzzled detective team with the FBI lab on retainer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

392 372 I wish some commie would die already and leave my husband their pancreas, so he could be free of Type 1 Diabetes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)


Jane--Is he on the transplant list?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)

393 JT is the Big Man On HippoCampus
Posted by: qdpsteve

OK; you made me laugh !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (arJlL)

394 So, where shall we tune to, to be able to find the finest in Torrents of Liberal Tears?

I have my thoughts, but I also trust in the Wisdom of the Horde.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (QzJWU)


I really, truly, want to watch Martha Radditz on ABC cry again on live TV.

I go grab a quick YouTube video reminder when I am feeling down. Works wonders!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

395 Oh, this is the camel's nose in the tent. The butt sex is coming. Disney Hollywood is full of pedos and gay folk.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 20, 2019 08:45 PM (joQIm)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

396 Ben Had, are you really David Crosby? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)

397 i'm really getting tired of carlson's "i'm confused", deer-in-the-headlight, disingenuous act.

Posted by: mjc


Then take your weak-ass over to msnbc.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (K/Gmb)

398 "I claim the pinneal gland.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta"

No that's MINE!

Posted by: The Leech Woman at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (Tnijr)

399

And our founder has some wide shoulders to allow us to picture him on a Vespa, striking down hobos with a messenger bag. He leave only the imprints of cami Crocs for a puzzled detective team with the FBI lab on retainer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (u82oZ)


Don't forget his bravery, wielding the cordless drill.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (TdMsT)

400 373 might watch Ford / Ferrari tomorrow. i certainly don't want to give the Rat House any of my money.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ykYG2)
---

It was really good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

401 JK Rolling is cancelled:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTul7Lk7Aik

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (hku12)

402 Jane--Is he on the transplant list?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)


Ummm...no. There's a transplant list? I'm sure that at 65 he's considered too old for a transplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

403 Then take your weak-ass over to msnbc.
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (K/Gmb)

LOL

*fistbump*

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (Ff769)

404 Well, I typed and posted 376, while missing out on the most interesting conversation...

..I'm the cutest ass!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)


Edited, for accuracy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (QzJWU)

405
Good evening, horde.



I'm pretty sure Kurt is the a**hole.

Posted by: April at December 20, 2019 08:48 PM (OX9vb)


Close. A hemorrhoid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sNsmb)

406 404 Well, I typed and posted 376, while missing out on the most interesting conversation...

..I'm the cutest ass!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)


Edited, for accuracy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (QzJWU)


I'm mailing you a voucher for eyewear, dear Jim!



Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

407 Don't forget his bravery, wielding the cordless drill.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 08:57 PM (TdMsT)


I think we can all agree not to mention shelving out of respect for the boss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (BiNEL)

408 Ben Had, y'all don't want none of my liver. Maybe a slice off one these humongous ears?

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (UUkQp)

409 I really, truly, want to watch Martha Radditz on ABC cry again on live TV.

Somebody gave her Casey Stengell's neck whilst she slept !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (arJlL)

410
285 It not even worth talking about. That's how useless it is.
Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Z7lwY)


Dis you see it, the undead one?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 08:38 PM (mgqr3)



Yes

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (Z7lwY)

411 Twenty years ago I had a cute ass, and perky tits, too. Thanks to 20+ years of ballet classes and riding and training horses.


Being 68 kinda sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

412 qdpsteve, I can still drink that asshole under the table with the liver I've got.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (tJujB)

413 Anything better than Hannity and his imitation of a giant Nutcracker with constantly clashing teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

414 Ummm...no. There's a transplant list? I'm sure that at 65 he's considered too old for a transplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (ptqGC)


Tell them that he identifies as a disabled black lesbian Muslim ex-con transgender terrorist who hates Trump.

They'll send a limo for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

415 Ben, I believe ya :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

416 Anything better than Hannity and his imitation of a giant Nutcracker with constantly clashing teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)


Good Scotch in a big glass?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (BiNEL)

417
qdpsteve, I can still drink that asshole under the table with the liver I've got.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (tJujB)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

418
Ummm...no. There's a transplant list? I'm sure that at 65 he's considered too old for a transplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 08:58 PM (ptqGC)


Gosh Jane--that doesn't seem right. Your hubby seems very youthful.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

419 Close. A hemorrhoid

Or as Pedo-Disney calls it "dangling love chunks".

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (K/Gmb)

420 Is there a way to get the Boss to Texas?

We could give him a secret identify as a French journalist from Le Monde, and ask the local college for a French student (young female, but not too young) to act as his translator at the MoMe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

421 I'm back!
got distracted

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (G546f)

422 Just saw a story at FB, from NBC News:

Lawmakers pass bill for Britain to leave EU on Jan 31

(of course it doesn't say which year)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

423 Oops, did I break the blog?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

424 ..I'm mailing you a voucher for eyewear, dear Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (TdMsT)



I quit a job once, over a vision problem.

Told 'em I couldn't see working there anymore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (QzJWU)

425 Let's see...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

426 Never mind :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

427 the blog, she is broken !

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (EVPPG)

428 .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

429 Welcome, earthling.

Posted by: Barrel at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (Ff769)

430 423
Oops, did I break the blog?



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)


The Barrel is very festive this time of year. Just don't drink the glogg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

431
I think we can all agree not to mention shelving out of respect for the boss!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 09:00 PM (BiNEL)



No, no. I wasn't going to mention shelves. *coughs discreetly*

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

432 Nature abhors a moron.
- H. L. Mencken, 1949


but the barrel loves one

Posted by: The Leech Woman at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (Tnijr)

433 runner, I's-a fixed it!

No barrel for me (I hope)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

434 We could give him a secret identify as a French journalist from Le Monde, and ask the local college for a French student (young female, but not too young) to act as his translator at the MoMe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:02 PM (u82oZ)


Ideally, one who doesn't speak English.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:04 PM (t+qrx)

435 412 - fo sho! And dance, too!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (1qkBC)

436 Jane, I believe the barrel can be beaten if you fix your own error, which I believe I did :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

437 Welcome, earthling.
Posted by: Barrel at


What part of the body are you ??

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (EVPPG)

438
I quit a job once, over a vision problem.

Told 'em I couldn't see working there anymore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 09:03 PM (QzJWU)


LOL!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (TdMsT)

439 What part of the body are you ??
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (EVPPG)


The barrel part, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)

440 "Hope"

That's a funny word.

Posted by: the Barrel at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (K/Gmb)

441 hogmartin

She has to wear the outfit we provide, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

442
What part of the body are you ??
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (EVPPG)

The space between the taint and despair.

Posted by: Barrel at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (Ff769)

443
Jane, I believe the barrel can be beaten if you fix your own error, which I believe I did :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)


Get. In. The. Barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

444 qdpsteve - ninja-move fix !


Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (EVPPG)

445 Jane, I believe the barrel can be beaten if you fix your own error, which I believe I did :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)


Good reflexes have saved many a commenter from being barrelled!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (BiNEL)

446 434 - guess I am out. Merde.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (1qkBC)

447 Jane, I don't wanna go! It's all sticky in there!! Last time I got a horrible rash!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Tucker going after the Panhandle Conservatives (Heritage Foundation, National Review Institute, others) just now, and it was glorious.
Posted by: Monty James at December 20, 2019 08:53 PM (Zqz9o)
***********
It was excellent. Conservatives selling their souls to Big Tech. Meanwhile our voices will continue to keep getting silenced and censored unless we start raising hell.
Start calling the Republicans in the Senate when they get back and demand action. We're on to them. Starting with Mike Lee.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (wiXsO)

449 Close tags for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

450 I'm appealing to Hrothgar's court to stay out of the Barrel :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

451 guess I am out. Merde.
Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (1qkBC)


We have a volunteer!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

452 "then get your ass over to msnbc..."

trish regan primetime is pretty good... and pretty.

Posted by: mjc at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Pg+x7)

453 I was hoping for Busty Lesbians.
Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 07:25 PM (Rm2st)

You want: Busty Lesbians

Will settle for: Lusty Has-beens

Will get: Crusty Thespians

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (/sgva)

454 She has to wear the outfit we provide, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (u82oZ)


Let's not get all oui-oui'd up!

Posted by: Barky O'Bama at December 20, 2019 09:08 PM (BiNEL)

455 AOP, or Fussy Has-Beens :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

456 trish regan primetime is pretty good... and pretty.



She outed herself as a gun grabber.

Try harder.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 09:09 PM (K/Gmb)

457 No way. I pulled out way early on that one.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 20, 2019 09:09 PM (Ff769)

458 I'm appealing to Hrothgar's court to stay out of the Barrel :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)


For a quite modest fee, I will agree to represent you at the Court of the Barrel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

459 AOP, I was reading recently that Alberta is the most conservative province in Canada. True?

Article said back in the 1920s or so, the province went bankrupt and when it asked for help, Ontario said to drop dead. Then in the 1940s when Alberta struck oil, Ontario wanted their cut and it was Alberta's turn to tell the central guv where to go and how to get there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

460 SnailRacer

You are ineligible; solely because of your life-affirming marriage to a great guy.

We need someone single for the Boss. Can you see him raising kids? " Eat your carrots, Timmy, or go on a fast."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

461 Hrothgar, do you take Bitcoin?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

462 Hrothgar, show him the shirt. Best calling card ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:11 PM (tJujB)

463 Hrothgar, do you take Bitcoin?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)


Let me check coindesk before I give you my answer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

464 I go grab a quick YouTube video reminder when I am feeling down. Works wonders!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2019 08:56 PM (sy5kK)


Here's my fav, of the Young Turds transitioning (?) from smug to despondent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-A7vF0nTts

linked here because Youtube buries the link deeper than whale shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

465 Hrothgar, show him the shirt. Best calling card ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:11 PM (tJujB)


I love that shirt. Gotta figure out how to post it.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

466 >>trish regan primetime is pretty good... and pretty.


Her eyes are w a y t o o f a r apart.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 20, 2019 09:12 PM (Rm2st)

467 Steve did save himself so avoids the barrel, but should do penance, in a manner selected by vote.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 09:12 PM (Tnijr)

468 Go to the Barrel like a man. I've been there. *thousand yard stare* It's not that bad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

469 We need someone single for the Boss.

How is said - "not who us are, this is".

Posted by: Paolo at December 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ykYG2)

470 I love when Trump tweets something out Saturday morning that wrecks the left's entire weekend.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 09:13 PM (Ff769)

471 So I am guessing the 'future foot donor' riff in the sidebar piece is because of diabetus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2019 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

472 You're a great American Jay.

Not deplorable!

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (M0u+N)

473 Love how Hrothgar and Jane are playing good cop/bad cop

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (L2ZTs)

474 Is there a way to get the Boss to Texas?


Send him a treasure map showing that magic shelf plans are buried on Rancher Bob's place?

Posted by: Gref at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

475 Steve did save himself so avoids the barrel, but should do penance, in a manner selected by vote.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2019 09:12 PM (Tnijr)


So sort of like self denunciation at re-education camp?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

476 oh great
all the organs are gone
*looks dejectedly at leftover hangnail"

Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (G546f)

477 senator sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (5/dF2)

478 Yeah, Hrothgar. I thought us guys got shirts.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (UUkQp)

479 Good Lord, what an evening. What did I miss?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

480
Love how Hrothgar and Jane are playing good cop/bad cop

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (L2ZTs)


You're still here? Get thy ass to the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

481 >>trish regan primetime is pretty good... and pretty.


Her eyes are w a y t o o f a r apart.


She has excellent depth perception.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (M0u+N)

482 I confess! I had impure thoughts about the Barrel in 2007!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)

483 Ben had,
Got my package, thank you,! I will serve it on my charcuterie tray at Christmas.
In case y'all haven't figured it out yet, Ben Had is a treasure!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (UUBmN)

484 Go to the Barrel like a man. I've been there. *thousand yard stare* It's not that bad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)


I really liked what you did with the window treatments!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)

485 Gref, That'll do it.

Merry Christmas to you, good Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:16 PM (tJujB)

486 My guess is Buttplug will come out swinging in the next debate

balls to the wall

Posted by: REDACTED at December 20, 2019 09:16 PM (rpxSz)

487 oh great
all the organs are gone
*looks dejectedly at leftover hangnail"
Posted by: vmom running on anti impeachment rage and caffeine at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (G546f)


I never thought it was such a bad little leftover hangnail. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

488 I'll stand next to the barrel. How's that?

I can stand the smell of *anything* for a couple minutes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

489 Got my package, thank you,! I will serve it on my charcuterie tray at Christmas.

In case y'all haven't figured it out yet, Ben Had is a treasure!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (UUBmN)

Ben Had is the Santa Claus of the HQ. And a saint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

490 Jewells45

Tis a silly place tonight.

And that is good. Cathartic humor helps as we dodge the end of our country; because Pelosi and company are idiots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

491 Yeah, Hrothgar. I thought us guys got shirts.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (UUkQp)


Sorry, only the elect get shirts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

492 Merry Christmas, Ben Had!

Posted by: Gref at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

493 481 >>trish regan primetime is pretty good... and pretty.


Her eyes are w a y t o o f a r apart.

She has excellent depth perception.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (M0u+N)

Peripheral perception outstanding.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

494 >>Is there a way to get the Boss to Texas?


Vespa?


Who am I kidding...He can't get down the block on a Vespa.

You could slip a Mickey in his Milk like he was a tiny, furry BA Barakus.

Then just box him up and send him Priority Postal.

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (Rm2st)

495 Confusedus say man who boldly walk on barrel rim wind up in stink.

Posted by: Confusedus at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (Tnijr)

496 479 Good Lord, what an evening. What did I miss?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)


Jewells! Join the fun!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)

497
I'll stand next to the barrel. How's that?



I can stand the smell of *anything* for a couple minutes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)


SHAME

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

498 Confusedus, that's no problem. I already stink!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

499 @realDonaldTrump has a major opportunity: he can BAN assault weapons and envoke strict gun laws and backgrnd checks in one executive order. To heck w/ lobbyists at NRA - the majority of Americans and common sense supports this! It's time to do what is right for our country.

-- Trish Regan (@trish_regan) August 7, 2019

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (K/Gmb)

500 Tis a silly place tonight.

When is it not? lol.. sorry I missed the fun. Been back and forth with my bosses brother. Boss back in the hospital for further tests.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (dUJdY)

501 I bought commercial eggnog at Publix this evening.

Am slugging that stuff down with dark rum like it's water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

502 Jewells! Join the fun!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)


Jewells got some catching up to do!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

503 >>-- Trish Regan (@trish_regan) August 7, 2019


Eat my dick, Trish.

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (Rm2st)

504 "Hope"

That's a funny word.


Posted by: the Barrel at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (K/Gmb)


What about Crosby?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (dduq0)

505 490 Jewells45

Tis a silly place tonight.

And that is good. Cathartic humor helps as we dodge the end of our country; because Pelosi and company are idiots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)


Can you imagine the angry left having fun like this?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

506 Ah, that explains it!
Jane's a mean drunk!
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

507 We need to ban assault weapons - except at shooting ranges.. There is no place for them in today's society. Period. If it's a sport - go practice at the range. No need to keep them around the house.

- Trish Regan (@trish_regan) August 7, 2019

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (K/Gmb)

508
Ah, that explains it!

Jane's a mean drunk!

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

509 Ahhh....the Young Turks.

So happydance...then so sadz.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (M0u+N)

510 "Hope"

That's a funny word.


Posted by: the Barrel at December 20, 2019 09:06 PM (K/Gmb)


What about Crosby?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2019 09:19 PM (dduq0)


WHat about catharsis ? funny, no ? not funny ? OK...

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (EVPPG)

511 Ladyl

Those pompous, self-righious, sanctimonious prigs? No way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

512 460 - Wait, wait, wait! I was gonna translate for the guy not wed him! For Pete s sake! Oh, crap. Please, no Pete in Iowa.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (1qkBC)

513 Jane, just a stupid joke
Let's hug and make up :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)

514 speaking of The Stinky, phospine got into the science news recently
tinyurl.com/tqt5e5a

PROOF of alien life will come with the discovery of planets rich in an incredibly noxious and foul-smelling gas known as phosphine, astrobiologists have announced.
By SEBASTIAN KETTLEY

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

515
When is it not? lol.. sorry I missed the fun. Been back and forth with my bosses brother. Boss back in the hospital for further tests.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (dUJdY)


Jewells--I saw your comment about this a few threads ago, but then there was a nood.

I sent a prayer up for your boss.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (TdMsT)

516 @realDonaldTrump has a major opportunity: he can BAN assault weapons and envoke strict gun laws...
-- Trish Regan (@trish_regan) August 7, 2019
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 20, 2019 09:18 PM (K/Gmb)


He can also understand the separation of powers and the definitions that we have all come to agree upon for words like "evoke"!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

517 Jane, just a stupid joke

Let's hug and make up :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

518 Ah, that explains it!
Jane's a mean drunk!

Just wait until she decides you need your pecans grilled.

Posted by: Panhandler at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (S/rwf)

519 Confession, I didn't do Christmas cards this year....I did buy them and stamps and print the labels. We've only received about 8, so there is that.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (UUBmN)

520 Uh oh, looks like I'm on the outs with Jane for a while

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

521 511 Ladyl

Those pompous, self-righious, sanctimonious prigs? No way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (u82oZ)


Their hate consumes them from the inside out.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

522 Thank you Ladyl. I'm very worried about him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

523 We need to ban assault weapons - except at shooting ranges.. There is no place for them in today's society. Period. If it's a sport - go practice at the range. No need to keep them around the house.

- Trish Regan (@trish_regan) August 7, 2019
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December




Yeah that is the stupid thing that old whore said that I was trying to remember, fuck her.

She's fat anyway.

Posted by: not so at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (HALdu)

524 reminds me of the smell-oscope on Futurama, actually.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

525 cute ass? perky tits? Pics or it didn't happen.
LOL

Posted by: JAS at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (DBGf/)

526 3

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (EVPPG)

527 Wait, she said "envoke". Which she just made up out of the cannibalized parts of other words. So I guess it means whatever she wants it to.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)

528 lin-duh, It's the least I could do for all you have done to make the TX MoMe such a success.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (tJujB)

529 Snail Racer

LOL.

Psst, we're trying to get the Boss to move to Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

530 My BIL came over with some Crown Royal salted caramel and it really goes down easy...

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (Ff769)

531 509 Ahhh....the Young Turks.

So happydance...then so sadz.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (M0u+N)


No, no. It's the Young Turds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:22 PM (YqDXo)

532 He can also understand the separation of powers and the definitions that we have all come to agree upon for words like "evoke"!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)


You spelling pureists really bug me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

533 491 - Hrothgar, if I ever go back to Greece, I will get you a Molon Labe shirt, too. Happy now?

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (1qkBC)

534 hmm

3:-)

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (EVPPG)

535 nope

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (EVPPG)

536 lin-duh.. first time ever I did not send out cards this year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

537 533 491 - Hrothgar, if I ever go back to Greece, I will get you a Molon Labe shirt, too. Happy now?

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (1qkBC)

I would be overjoyed and sing your praises!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

538 Trish Regan. Miss New Hampshire, 1990.

Posted by: JAS at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DBGf/)

539 (6)

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (EVPPG)

540
483 Ben had,
Got my package, thank you,! I will serve it on my charcuterie tray at Christmas.
In case y'all haven't figured it out yet, Ben Had is a treasure!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:15 PM (UUBmN)

We all love Ben Had.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

541 this is not working !1

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (EVPPG)

542 Confession, I didn't do Christmas cards this
year....I did buy them and stamps and print the labels. We've only
received about 8, so there is that.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (UUBmN)


I sent over 70 cards out. Simple Christmas cards, as always.


I'm always gobsmacked by the flood of brag letters and postcards. "Here we are with our entire family in Europe and Asia last year!" "All of our children are doctors now, happily married, and our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates."

What the fuck ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

543 537 533 491 - Hrothgar, if I ever go back to Greece, I will get you a Molon Labe shirt, too. Happy now?

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (1qkBC)

I would be overjoyed and sing your praises!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)


I love my shirt.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

544
By the way, do you think those "journalists" ever skip a beat when they get debunked?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (13CQC)

545 Trish Regan. Miss New Hampshire, 1990.
Posted by: JAS at December



Trish Regan. Miss New Hampshire, 1990 / Gun grabbing whore 2019

Posted by: not so at December 20, 2019 09:25 PM (HALdu)

546 Jewels *fist bump*
It is also my first year ever.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:25 PM (UUBmN)

547 But in a practical sense, it's effectively the same. You're destroying the sovereignty of the United States on behalf of Mexican drug warlords, Angela Merkel, and Xi Jinping.

I'm not sure whether to count it as sedition or treason, TBH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (Adu0z)

sending pallets of money to Iran, OTOH, should indeed qualify as treason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:26 PM (/sgva)

548 (

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:26 PM (EVPPG)

549 We all love Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)


Well yeah.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

550 lol Jane.. we have a certain family member that sends those out every year. I just want to gag. She spared us this year thankfully.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

551 Ben Had has a heart as big as Texas. We are blessed to have her and her stalwart friends put on such a good party. Love is a big word for lunkheads like me, but deep respect is true.

And word on the street is she is an excellent dancer in the wee hours of a party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

552 >

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (EVPPG)

553 i give up ...till next time

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (EVPPG)

554 Ya gots Trish Regan on the mis-reportage desk, and Judith Regan on the publishing for the Cuckosphere industry.

They related?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (QzJWU)

555 PROOF of alien life will come with the discovery of planets rich in an incredibly noxious and foul-smelling gas known as phosphine, astrobiologists have announced.
By SEBASTIAN KETTLEY
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)


Phosphine is toxic as all hell; pellets used to put down, e.g., gopher holes, contain zinc phosphide, which on contact with water releases phosphine gas. Considering discovery of phosphine gas as proof of life is like considering discovery of hydrogen cyanide as such.

Astrobiologists = people who couldn't make in astrophysics OR in biology. One cut above astrophrenologists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (YqDXo)

556 I'm always gobsmacked by the flood of brag letters and postcards. "Here we are with our entire family in Europe and Asia last year!" "All of our children are doctors now, happily married, and our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates."

What the fuck ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)


We must have some common relatives?

Best Christmas brag line from a cousin:

"Well, I had some mental problems this year...

I sold the old boat and bought an even bigger boat!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

557 @realDonaldTrump has a major opportunity: he can BAN assault weapons and envoke strict gun laws and backgrnd checks in one executive order.

Then he can be just like the Literal Hitler !!
Enforcing laws that haven't been legislated by Congress!

IMPEACH !

To heck w/ lobbyists at NRA - the majority of Americans and common sense supports this! It's time to do what is right for our country.

Apparently "Majority of Americans" = "Big City Leftists"
Because I'm struggling with aligning the traditional definition of "majority" with the 95% of the VA counties rebelling against Coonman's assault against the 2nd Amendment.

And as always, the hard core communist Left hihacks another Conservative phrase "Common Sense" as in Thomas Paine's, the most popular Liberty minded pamphlet ever published.

Take a Liberty definition and associate it to the Tyranny minded lunatic ravings of the Left.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 20, 2019 09:28 PM (lD3vL)

558 No. Read the Amendment. Unless the Residents meet a high and extremely prejudicial standard designed to protect and welcome the likes of Deplorable Jay Guevara, et. al. they will not permitted entry to the US or exit to any foreign nation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Adu0z)

Hey! Any that want to exit to Venezuela, or Zimbabwe, or North Korea, should absolutely be encouraged to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:28 PM (/sgva)

559 >>We all love Ben Had.


Rong Time

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HR/8e)

560 And word on the street is she is an excellent dancer in the wee hours of a party.

I can verify.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

561 556 I'm always gobsmacked by the flood of brag letters and postcards. "Here we are with our entire family in Europe and Asia last year!" "All of our children are doctors now, happily married, and our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates."

What the fuck ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

They're usually multiple pages too. Fucking braggarts.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2019 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

562 I'm not sure whether to count it as sedition or treason, TBH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:04 PM (Adu0z)


The distinction there is about six inches of drop, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

563 We should ban pools. Approximately 3500 people drown in pools each year .

Each year about 350 people are killed by rifles of all kinds.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 20, 2019 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

564 And word on the street is she is an excellent dancer in the wee hours of a party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)


Transcendent.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

565 Hey, Jewells, dance partner extraordinaire, beste wensen voor de broer van de baas. And Merry Christmas!
,

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:30 PM (1qkBC)

566 our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates

That's so sad. They're already showing signs of being intellectually insecure?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

567 Posted by: lin-duh at December 20, 2019 09:21 PM (UUBmN)

I did ok...sent about 15 or so. Made sure Aunt M got one, because she sends the Christmas and birthday cards without fail.

Posted by: April at December 20, 2019 09:30 PM (OX9vb)

568 sending pallets of money to Iran, OTOH, should indeed qualify as treason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:26 PM (/sgva)


My good man, that was outreach foreign aid, and to be fair, not all those pallets of cash made it to the hold of the plane bound for Iran IYKWIMAITTYD!

Posted by: Barky O'Bama at December 20, 2019 09:31 PM (BiNEL)

569 Hey, Jewells, dance partner extraordinaire, beste wensen voor de broer van de baas. And Merry Christmas!

Back at ya love!! You're the best!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 20, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

570 our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates



so, grandchildren are adopted?

Posted by: not so at December 20, 2019 09:31 PM (HALdu)

571 got busted for speeding today. bringing the wife home from physical therapy. 68 in a 55. cop asked me if i knew how fast i was going. silence. gave him my license and proof of insurance. came back with a written warning and a merry christmas. that was my christmas present.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2019 09:31 PM (KP5rU)

572 I'm always gobsmacked by the flood of brag letters and postcards. "Here we are with our entire family in Europe and Asia last year!" "All of our children are doctors now, happily married, and our grandchildren look to be MENSA candidates."

Yeah, so what, your husband and sons are fapping to videos of my daughter, and they are spending their money on my son's drugs.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (lD3vL)

573 Please, you all are making me blush and it is not my color.

The TX MoMe would be nothing without all of you and I am blessed to meet so many wonderful people and this is what makes Christmas for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (tJujB)

574
564 And word on the street is she is an excellent dancer in the wee hours of a party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

Transcendent.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)


I'm gonna dance next year. But I'll probably have to be drunk.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (TdMsT)

575 N00D!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (UVPdS)

576 chavez, cop must not have been too bad if you didn't get a ticket. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

577 'Field of Dreams' star Kevin Costner is returning to Iowa in support of Pete Buttigieg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

Well, fuck him up the ass, too, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (/sgva)

578 I gotta get to the next TxMoMe...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2019 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

579 No. Read the Amendment. Unless the Residents meet a high and extremely prejudicial standard designed to protect and welcome the likes of Deplorable Jay Guevara, et. al. they will not permitted entry to the US or exit to any foreign nation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Adu0z)


God love ya for that carve-out. Usually laying awake around 4 am I recite my speech on arriving the Free America: "Yes, we're from California, but we hate liberalism/ leftism with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. So my question to you is, "Is there a place for us here?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2019 09:33 PM (YqDXo)

580 The TX MoMe would be nothing without all of you and I am blessed to meet so many wonderful people and this is what makes Christmas for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:32 PM (tJujB)


Ben Had: The TXMoMee makes the year for a lot of us!

Posted by: Barky O'Bama at December 20, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

581 576: steve, nope. gave me an early christmas present.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2019 09:34 PM (KP5rU)

582 My fave Christmas brag letter EVER. A "friend" in Atlanta sent this letter out after her WWII hero FiL died (and was written up on the front page of the ATL Journal/Constipation):

"Well, first of all, Vern's dad died.

And then our precious cat Pumpkin died. It was horrible. He was our child, our loved one. It was an inexplicable pain. We're still not over it, and never will be.


.....and this year we redecorated our master bath in raspberry, and added a bidet."


I still have the letter. It's priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

583 I should send postcards with utter bullshit about my accomplishments. "yeah, I'm here vacationing in St Lucia, which I just bought, because I was bored with Barbados so I traded up"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

584 I gotta get to the next TxMoMe...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2019 09:33 PM (NWiLs)


THIS!

And Nurse R as well!

Posted by: Barky O'Bama at December 20, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

585 Insomniac, You will be there come hell and high water!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2019 09:35 PM (tJujB)

586 Damnable sock, begone

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

587 I would have such a hard time writing a brag letter.
Hi! My youngest kid thinks he is 20 (at 40).
My oldest is trying to make it as a welder. Where did you all get to six-figure salary quotes?
I went to Greece to get some t-shirts.
Went to two (two) Mo Mees. Highlight of my year.
My family would plotz getting this letter.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 20, 2019 09:37 PM (1qkBC)

588 Hey Jane: I really am sorry about that joke.
We're still cool right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)

589 Jewells - Keychain (and circe) arrived today

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2019 09:42 PM (a0Lwn)

590 I should send postcards with utter bullshit about my accomplishments. "yeah, I'm here vacationing in St Lucia, which I just bought, because I was bored with Barbados so I traded up"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)


Tell them you got a really good deal on an island, cleared, ready for new construction, and already has an 737 capable airfield!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 20, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

591 AOP, I was reading recently that Alberta is the most conservative province in Canada. True?

Article said back in the 1920s or so, the province went bankrupt and when it asked for help, Ontario said to drop dead. Then in the 1940s when Alberta struck oil, Ontario wanted their cut and it was Alberta's turn to tell the central guv where to go and how to get there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah, Alberta is most conservative. Saskatchewan is rapidly gaining on us.

The history is a little more complicated than that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2019 09:51 PM (/sgva)

592 The right ascension of the ascending colon is one of the Keplerian colonic elements.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2019 08:54 PM

Just want you to know that I got your joke and I thought it was very funny.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 20, 2019 10:55 PM (edlKR)

593 Compressorhead Ace of Spades
https://youtu.be/3RBSkq-_St8

Posted by: Metal Lover at December 22, 2019 02:27 PM (sb8n+)

594 Maybe you've been as a result oof the actuality you simply don't nerd all of the
cabinets. May do choose several smaller paintings or a couple large ones
for each room.

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