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Woman In Polyamorous Relationship With Four Men Is Preggers
The woman and the, uh, men who attend to her all look precisely as you'd guess they'd look.
Behind the scenes at The Dispatch
She knows which of her four, um, studs is the father, but she intends to marry a different one.
Sorry, it seemed like they made a typo on that last word so I fixed it for them.
A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is. Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, "swapping in and out" of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media. The household’s love story began three years ago when Ojeda met Marc, 18, in high school. Two months later, she opened things up with Travis, 23 -- to whom she is now engaged. Later, she brought Ethan, 22, and Christopher, 22, into the fold[s].
... Ojeda and her boyfriends hope society will one day come around to their type of relationship -- already, couples and "throuples" say opening up their marriage has only made it stronger.So this is a quipple. If you want to donate to the child's Psychiatric Institutionalization Fund, I'll set up a Go Fund Me. Here's some video. Seriously, it looks like the Daily Twitter NeverTrump Circle Jerk. They just need a couple of obese men. Exit quote: "Tory [the quadruply-penetrated female] is the hub, and we're all the spokes, in a giant wheel." No really. They said that. This is so hot I want to drink a nice tall cold glass of bleach.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)You're righteously angry at Dems every day, and for good reason I might ad. Glad you're out there. But, I admit it gets to be an awful lot of sturm-and-drang after awhile.
What if you tried to post a daily end-of-day, "The Good Life" thread? We could all share tips on how we get over/deal with/get even with, these idiots in DC and elsewhere.
I already know, of course, that Good Life Tip #1A is, "Always have plenty of Val-U-Rite vodka on hand."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:36 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: whig at December 06, 2019 06:36 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:37 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mullah al-Miklos at December 06, 2019 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 06:37 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 06, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 06:38 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)
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I think this thread sort of made that argument, in a roundabout way.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: whig at December 06, 2019 06:38 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2019 06:38 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 06:37 PM
Oh, there will be jazz hands later. No doubt. Have a bleacharita!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2019 06:38 PM (l6b3d)
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Sounds like some sort of Cthulhoid abomination.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: RKae at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (oBVy3)
Posted by: JROD at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (Rs36S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (zEXDR)
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My eyes at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (5eY79)
Posted by: Batterup at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Miklos Franklin at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (cGlgB)
*looks at collection of soibetas*
Hell, we don't need a test, NONE of you are the father!
Posted by: Maury Povich at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (OMsf+)
Every Generation X child of the 1970's who watched an acquaintance's parents (and sometimes even his or her own) do this, knows this is utter crap. How are they able to push this nonsense again so soon?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM (cqNba)
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And four Florida Quasi-men.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)
Soon...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)
The testoterone level in that picture is well below zero.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (rCIE4)
Each and every one of them shares significant physical features with renowned Vox.com ambulatory wet spot "Dylan Matthews".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (gP/Z3)
Kindergarten Christmas spectacular. I hate these things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:40 PM
If you're referring to being at one with a kiddo. Embrace them! I miss those days soooo much. Even though at the time I was looking at the clock to see how much longer it was. But I miss them. We had some hilarious and cute memories of our kids from that age. Enjoy it. Seriously. You will miss it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)
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You had the Christmas Extravaganza at the impeachment hearings?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (qC1Sy)
Really, it's the daycare Junior attends. Third year in a row.
I tried to get out of it, I really did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: RKae at December 06, 2019 06:39 PM (oBVy3)
++++++++++++++
A word who's comeback is long overdue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (WvoAE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 06, 2019 06:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (6ezlu)
I'd better get something out of this. Warm and fuzzies in 30 years is certainly something, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Miklos, more in mockery than anger or sadness at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (/669Q)
But to briefly go previous topic [out of use expressions], I instantly thought of "girls' gym" for something easy, with lowered standards. Doubt it still has anything refer to, or that people would get. Hell there isn't even always PE any more [redundant confirmation of the idiocy of the contemporary American "education" industry - and the passive idiocy of too many parents].
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bosk at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (MwViJ)
Fine, whatever. It's degenerate and weird, but consenting adults and all.
Here's what I don't get: press coverage. And positive press coverage at that.
These deviants are probably just weird deviants. The "journalism" culture that propagates this degenerate weirdness, gives it a sympathetic ear and a megaphone? That's the evil in this story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (WvoAE)
Posted by: whig at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (ufFY8)
I guarandamtee that they want to preach to your children about how wonderful is their lifestyle.
Oh, and remember when those of us on the right were ridiculed for suggesting that polygamy would be pushed through after gay marriage? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And is keeping a list...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (8z0q5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (MwViJ)
- "In bid to become even more annoying, Taylor Swift releases new album consisting solely and entirely of songs telling everyone how they should run their whole lives to best please her"
- "DNC deletes old platform from website and replaces entire thing with just one phrase: 'America should die and go to hell'"
- "Gender studies professors get federal permission to peek under Statue of Liberty's robe, then announce she's actually a French transwomyn of color"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Biffalo at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (E1pln)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (rCIE4)
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This is being done to protect the Katie Hill's of the future.
Everything deviant is to be normalized.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: JROD at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Rs36S)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Rz36l)
Good-night, Marc. Good-night Travis. Good-night Ethan. Good-night Christopher.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Vy7tf)
Queen of the courts and the hearts of the Horde!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (HG3Kb)
Ben Had! My reply got nooded!
Seeing you here made my evening!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (G1tCv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (aA3+G)
Meringue.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
I tried to get out of it, I really did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:42 PM (MwViJ)
In elementary school I participated in a mass verbal assault on an audience courtesy of 6th graders playing recorders.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (r7Fvf)
Everything deviant is to be normalized.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (qC1Sy)
+++++++++++++
It isn't to protect the future Katie Hills. It's to manufacture them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (elfAG)
Ok I really chuckled at that one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Something Groucho Marx Probably Said at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (9LIpg)
- "In bid to become even more annoying, Taylor Swift releases new album consisting solely and entirely of songs telling everyone how they should run their whole lives to best please her"
- "DNC deletes old platform from website and replaces entire thing with just one phrase: 'America should die and go to hell'"
- "Gender studies professors get federal permission to peek under Statue of Liberty's robe, then announce she's actually a French transwomyn of color"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)
The Bee does take outside submissions, they say so on some of the posts.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (HG3Kb)
97 73 So what do you call sloppy seconds x 4?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (aA3+G)
Meringue.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
Urp.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (rCIE4)
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Fair point.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (K22Va)
Aw, com'on. He'll either be dressed up or have a costume and he'll look cute. When my boy went to the local church day care and he was about three they had a Christmas pageant and he was -in a star costume . I got to tell everybody, "My kid's a star" in my best stage mother voice which made me laugh.
Try to see the humor in this and take pictures.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (yhf6w)
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The goober in the upper right is the actual father of the baby, although they are all going to be "daddies."
yes, *I clicked so you don't have to.*
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (/669Q)
I had 2 punchlines ready, and yet the picture is so odious *neither* seemed to work:
1) None of them!
2) All of them!
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (G1tCv)
I'll take the steel-tined retina brush, thanks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: JROD at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Rs36S)
True, there were always married couples looking for a "unicorn", and all that. But I remember it being only in underground sex magazines pre-Internet, and then in restricted Internet sites after that. I am getting old.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Shoey77 at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (lg4FP)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (G1tCv)
I was just thinking similar thoughts.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM
Why this is my favorite place on the net part 4787. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:50 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (B06Zw)
I was sent with the camera. It will be saved for posterity.
But still... ugh.
He should be doing calculus instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (G1tCv)
Posted by: Miklos Freud at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:48 PM (6ezlu)
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Oof. Around here it's third graders playing violins. Imagine that if you will.
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Rick in SK at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I'm guessing the one with the biggest tits, so the one sitting on the right.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (SfYbS)
Wait, she's 20?
Seriously?
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (6ezlu)
No way this is real. Suckers.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (TLxpZ)
Met a young man that had been through horseshoeing school and showed him a master craftsman level of the art.
A young man that I will give every bit of talent I have to.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:49 PM (HG3Kb)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (/669Q)
A few grades before that it was ukuleles.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (m45I2)
Or, he's waiting for this to get really much worse.
I know understand why armies used to say that G-d is on our side.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (B06Zw)
+++++++++++++++++
I might be being unkind here, but I'm sick and have worked 70 hours this week and don't give a damn.
It would surprise me not one iota to learn that these people don't celebrate Thanksgiving because they're a group of deviants who can't be bothered to take stock and show some gratitude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 06, 2019 06:47 PM
Golf clap.
Storing that line back for future use.
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2019 06:45 PM (aA3+G)
Meringue.
Posted by: Insomniac
-8 charisma
Posted by: Miklos, currently out of dungeons at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (gYJGA)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (IDdVj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (WI7YS)
What could be better than a woman of modest-at-best attractiveness acting as a pincushion for a veritable squad of millenials?
I'm not sure what the attraction is, but her milkshake sure brings the boys to the yard.
The life lesson is that there's hope for chubs with tats. I hope one of them knows how to cook.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (m45I2)"
I just spit chipped beef or whatever the hell I'm eating.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (G1tCv)
You seem to be full of advice recently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: David Attaboy at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (6ezlu)
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Now that I would pay to see.
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Feldwebel Franz is goin' Ape! at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (H1Ape)
If any of those guys had even one good friend that was a man, and by man I necessarily exclude soibois and beta-cucks, they would have been kidnapped in a white panel van and deprogrammed in a fifth rate strip club and fed a diet of Hardees and night train until they were able to service themselves with a regular binge of porn and burritos as a man should.
At a minimum their dads should be thinking about going to that house and shooting them in the face for bringing shame to work of their junk.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Muldoon
...help me find my keys, we can drive out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Regular Joe at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (6/uwW)
If they left the picture out, even, your mind's eye would have done a better advertising job for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (eoQWY)
If I could redo things I'd have signed up for farrier school several years ago. I'd probably be a lot happier than I am stuck behind a desk.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (TLjAE)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
You just know it was "friendsgiving" they celebrated.
"you do you"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (2GPSc)
if you salt the rim and put enough tequila in it you can barely taste the bleach
My stomach flipped when I read "rim".
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (/669Q)
Not the bees!
Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (9X624)
Posted by: David Attaboy at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Tnijr)
NO!!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (ECrgQ)
Actually, and as I understand it, that's the theme of the whole Old Testament. God makes and gives us mindbendingly marvelous things, mankind takes all of 12 seconds to make them FUBAR.
I think no matter what we do at this stage, God sort of just shrugs His mighty shoulders and says "meh, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: henry at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (r+sAi)
The Fatties rolled over, the Skinnies were dead
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (G1tCv)
Posted by: Annalucia at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)
And a wisecracking robot. There should be a wisecracking robot.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (K22Va)
Actually, and as I understand it, that's the theme of the whole Old Testament. God makes and gives us mindbendingly marvelous things, mankind takes all of 12 seconds to make them FUBAR.
Meh. He set Adam and Eve up.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Kindergarten Christmas spectacular. I hate these things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
HAHAHA TJM! I was with the group of parents sitting in the back pew passing a number of flasks during the annual Christmas pageant. By the end we were all popped out of shape. good times.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
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If any of those guys had even one good friend that was a man, and by man I necessarily exclude soibois and beta-cucks, they would have been kidnapped in a white panel van and deprogrammed in a fifth rate strip club and fed a diet of Hardees and night train until they were able to service themselves with a regular binge of porn and burritos as a man should.
...
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 06:54 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++++++
If anyone in Hollywood is listening, this is how you make a profitable movie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Charles Darwin at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
The only way to end the joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (TLjAE)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (B06Zw)
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None of these fucking degenerates came from a family unit stable enough for Thanksgiving dinners. And if they did, they are no longer invited.
They probably spend it in a dingy anime porno theater.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (s+88b)
Five little soy sacks I once knew
Fat ones, scrawny ones, dweeby ones, too.
But the one little soy sack with XX in her cells.
She lead the others on the path straight to hell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (IDdVj)
Posted by: Miklos, non-first-responder at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (MwViJ)
The only way to end the joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (MwViJ)
The joke only ends when we die.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JROD at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (Rs36S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nonsense Animal Images, Olympic House of Venus-Hathor - EOCTO, Hot Paper Comics, Blessed Images, I love birb, Thunderous Snowflakes, Feminist News, The Other 98%, Crazy Cool Hair, Introvert Nation, Cursed Images, Extreme Love, Tattoo Lovers, Chubby Appreciation, Have A Gay Day, The Learning Mama Blog, Cats With Powerful Auras, Shameless Memes, Smol, Sub Gf, Off The Wall Tattoo Co., Toilets With Various Auras, Rhett and Link, Bardock Obama, Carmines Pie House, Sad BPD memes, Geek and Glory, What.If, Secret Wood, Markian, Lisa's Lost and Found Pets Clay County, EL Comics, Funny Life, Francisco A. Ojeda, Cookist Wow, Subtle Movements, Dark Matter Tattoo, BuzzFeed, Mystic Koi Tattoos and Body Piercing, The Jacksonville Humane Society, First Coast No More Homeless Pets, Blossom, Humans of Tumblr, We're here, we're queer, we will not live in fear, Anxiety, NowThis, Shen Comix, Nerds with Vaginas, Cutest animals, Depression quotes, Introvert Memes, Images with Powerful Auras, Female Thinking, Mentally thrill memes, Important images, Science Doesn't Care What You Believe, Guanábana Shitposting
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 06:53 PM (m45I2)
9.9 on the moron scale
Posted by: Shoey77 at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (lg4FP)
Posted by: Matt Harris at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (4O3Yu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
Don't you have to be working at some point to get turned into a wreck?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Otters at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++++++
Bunk beds. The "lucky" one gets the top bunk with her. The others get to listen and catch the drippings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Rick in SK at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:58 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 06:51 PM (Vy7tf)
"
And feel bold and progressive because of it !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (JwHjN)
Nonsense Animal Images, Olympic House of Venus-Hathor - EOCTO, Hot Paper Comics, Blessed Images, I love birb, Thunderous Snowflakes, Feminist News, The Other 98%, Crazy Cool Hair, Introvert Nation, Cursed Images, Extreme Love, Tattoo Lovers, Chubby Appreciation, Have A Gay Day, The Learning Mama Blog, Cats With Powerful Auras, Shameless Memes, Smol, Sub Gf, Off The Wall Tattoo Co., Toilets With Various Auras, Rhett and Link, Bardock Obama, Carmines Pie House, Sad BPD memes, Geek and Glory, What.If, Secret Wood, Markian, Lisa's Lost and Found Pets Clay County, EL Comics, Funny Life, Francisco A. Ojeda, Cookist Wow, Subtle Movements, Dark Matter Tattoo, BuzzFeed, Mystic Koi Tattoos and Body Piercing, The Jacksonville Humane Society, First Coast No More Homeless Pets, Blossom, Humans of Tumblr, We're here, we're queer, we will not live in fear, Anxiety, NowThis, Shen Comix, Nerds with Vaginas, Cutest animals, Depression quotes, Introvert Memes, Images with Powerful Auras, Female Thinking, Mentally thrill memes, Important images, Science Doesn't Care What You Believe, Guanábana Shitposting
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oTMWb)
I think she doesn't understand what "Introvert" means.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (SfYbS)
Bring booze next year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (MwViJ)
I've read elsewhere it also helps with baseball games involving the younger set.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (6ezlu)
...
Images with Powerful Auras, Female Thinking,
...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oTMWb)
++++++++++++++
Shoulda thought that one through.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (rCIE4)
Parents give their 16-year-old kid a brand-new, top-of-the-line Lamborghini, kid promptly jumps in, takes off down the road going 180 miles an hour, wraps it around not just one but several telephone poles as well as some innocent children and police cars, and leaves himself even more brain-damaged as a result.
That's what humanity is, and that's what God is dealing with.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Rule 49 at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (QkZM5)
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Good grief. The only thing I recognize out of that whole list is Buzzfeed. They must be so proud.
Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (2e+5w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (cqNba)
Of course getting past her being Satan would be tough, but jeez...
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (qZdIZ)
The country's going to hell because of medical waste burn pits like that foursome
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (G1tCv)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (gP/Z3)
.......
He was at the front of the line getting it up the butt by the other three?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Another Florida flood?
At least the guys have a flotation device.
Posted by: Miklos, non-first-responder at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm sure they waterproofed it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (MwViJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (3Z6pZ)
Jonathan Evans references on Ace? Now I have seen it all. And with the pic at the top, a lot more than I wanted to see.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (eoQWY)
She doesn't mean herself, so it is a little gratuitous to say "we". Does she mean those that follow her on Twitter? thanks Martha.
Why can't Dear Martha address the radical leftists that push the agitprop, that are maybe the 5% of the "we", (or maybe 0.001% paid Soros trolls) who flood the internet with this hate mail, hate tweets, and assorted tawdry threatening behavior? Martha ... don't include those that read you in this "we are better than this" .. be brave, attack the guilty that push the hate, not the general public.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (Z+IKu)
lolgf
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: First Post Today at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (hkCNq)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 06, 2019 07:00 PM (qZdIZ)
+++++++++++++++
DVDA.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (rCIE4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (3Z6pZ)
Jonathan Evans references on Ace? Now I have seen it all. And with the pic at the top, a lot more than I wanted to see.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (eoQWY)
Edwards, not Evans.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Bosk at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: henry at December 06, 2019 06:55 PM
Sounds like a business opportunity.
Henry's Galactic Star Dildos! Accommodate the orifices of three, four, five, even six participants in your menage simultaneously!
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (OMsf+)
That's what humanity is, and that's what God is dealing with.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)
"It is not God that kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. It's ONLY us."
Rorschach, from Watchmen
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (2e+5w)
Posted by: David Attaboy at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (Tnijr)
the couch and has presented herself to her potential sires. Let's watch
shall we...
Posted by: David Attaboy<<<
It's like your channeling Jim Fowler, Brah!
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: ShainS
*********
Happy to help. I just happened to refresh when your plea from the void popped up.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Guys? I'm having a bit of trouble picking them out.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (KP5rU)
How does a toilet get an aura? When it doesn't meet a brush on a regular basis?
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: G-d (in the mood for some smiting.) at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (RReKJ)
These are the people that want to take our guns.
lolgf
Posted by: atilla the thrilla
Their vote counts as much as yours does. And more, when they repeat vote.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JQ
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This.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (oTMWb)
She just has to be....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Teaches health class. I'd put real money on that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (gYJGA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (RReKJ)
Dude. Look at what they're tapping. It's almost cross-species.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Newsletter details please!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
.........
4 out 5 wearing glasses? 3 are Fat? These are perfect specimens! Of what, I can't say.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2019 07:02 PM (32YRo)
Do sails come in other colors?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM
You misspelled gymnasium.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (IDdVj)
the couch and has presented herself to her potential sires. Let's watch
shall we...
Posted by: David Attaboy
It's like your channeling Jim Fowler, Brah!
He hasn't found a way to blame it on climate change yet.
And that's SIR David Attaboy.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (RReKJ)
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Broseidon, doing the work Ace won't.
Also, congratulations on the sex-having.
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
It's 273 comments in and I actually just posted in the previous thread. That went fast, didn't it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (i3suB)
lolgf
Posted by: atilla the thrilla
.........
They better lose a few kilos or I'm not gonna miss.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Do sails come in other colors?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (9Om/r)
"Ma'am, why does your dress say 'Property of America's Cup Team'?"
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (2e+5w)
256 Well this sort of kills my whole "I had sex" buzz - these four
future school shooters getting regular snizz sort of devalues the entire
enterprise.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (RReKJ)
Dude. Look at what they're tapping. It's almost cross-species.
Posted by: Insomniac
Don't look at me. I ain't touching that.
Posted by: Slime mold at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (9X624)
Pretty dangerous to take the under with those land-whales.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:03 PM (KP5rU)
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Don't palm this off on me, I've got my own harem.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM
You misspelled gymnasium.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM (r7Fvf)
Thats some funny shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:05 PM (VqhL9)
That, and 20 points in Scrabble.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Her gravity takes care of that. I'm sure she has an event horizon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (QHnrh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM
And on the Dems' short list for SCOTUS.
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (IDdVj)
"acres and acres of ass, and it's all mine."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (LWu6U)
It fell to Earth I know not where
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: trapper's girl
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Nope. Just found it, read a few entries, which I did not recognize, and post the Wall-o-Bullshit here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (Y4EXg)
She was probably heavy before she became pregnant. She has a cute enough face, but it wouldn't be better if they were all hot looking. I mean, everybody could say, "They're hot!!" but the idea itself is still unappealing and IMO, immoral. In R.S. McCain's picture they mostly look they're either on drugs or have some mental problems or leaning disabilities. I wouldn't let it agitate you, Chavez. It's not worth it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (RReKJ)
Posted by: David Attaboy at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Newsletter details please!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:04 PM
Heading out for dinner with the wife, but my MIL totally understands. I've been putting up with a few assholes on her side (my wife's brother for one) for years I am pretty tolerant, esp. when it comes to family. My family has some screw balls but hers is hall of fame shit. My wife would agree. I can deal with all of it because, yea, family. But she/he whatever the fuck it is now crossed so many lines I will not feed her r give her shelter any more than I do already with my tax dollars. She can GF itself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)
They are not even gamma-wimps.
They just skip right to the end of the alphabet and plop down contentedly as omega 3-fatty acid bottoms.
Posted by: Sam at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (ohyxL)
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Friday put a temporary hold on a court ruling that would require records held by Deutsche Bank AG and Capital One Financial Corp to be handed over to Democratic-led congressional panels.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (RReKJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (FTlwv)
There was no way she was ever going to get pregnant without four guys and a block and tackle.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
Prove me wrong
Posted by: Miklos, more in mockery than anger or sadness at December 06, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)
The one in the middle?....in the pink shirt?
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Dingbat at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (VL5Qk)
OT Democrat house passes Voting Rights bill restoring requirement that certain states must get federal permission before changing local voting laws. One Republican voted in favor.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Dead in the Senate or else.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (i3suB)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (QHnrh)
Too bad the Senate is too busy working up this Impeachment Trial to pass this, huh?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:09 PM (RReKJ)
Henry Wadsfourth Schlongfellow
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM
Looking at the pic I would have to say, baked goods?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (r7Fvf)
We are a tight group.
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (t+qrx)
Uhmmm...I think thats Squibble, but lets not quibble.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete
(You know better on this site.)
You ask them to pee, and follow it upstream.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins
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Well that's the thing. There aren't 4 guys there - at least not in any normal definition of the word 'guy'.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)
OT Democrat house passes Voting Rights bill restoring requirement that certain states must get federal permission before changing local voting laws. One Republican voted in favor.
Posted by: Jen the original
======
This is another stunt bill, like a constitutional amendment against flag burning. Say Yes or you want puppies to die!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (i3suB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (aKsyK)
Met a young man that had been through horseshoeing school and showed him a master craftsman level of the art.
A young man that I will give every bit of talent I have to.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 06:52 PM (HG3Kb)
That is wonderful, Ben Had. I hope this young man realizes how lucky he is.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (TdMsT)
*Rhetorical question only - please, no one answer.*
Posted by: Tonypete
I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking. Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (pNxlR)
fame shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (r7Fvf)
To this day my brother can't figure out how his inlaws made it through life without a helmet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (9Om/r)
"All infomercials! All the time!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 06, 2019 07:11 PM (LWu6U)
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We'll be waiting.
Posted by: Candiru at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Mammoth Cave
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
How they hash out who gets to sleep with her that night.
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (QLPEO)
smart), Kimberly Strassel (one of the best in the business), and Jonah (lefty, but dumb).
Seriously, Fox, one of these is not like the others.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM
Sounds like it balances out. Sort of.
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (QHnrh)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (FTlwv)
Good catch, Jinx the Cat.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)
Skip, I'm looking forward to when it's so bad for CNN, they have to change their name to Consumer News Network.
"All infomercials! All the time!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve
How would they compete with the billion other shopping channels?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (gP/Z3)
That perches on the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And OH MY GOD MY EYES MAKE THE PAIN STOP
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (RReKJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:10 PM (KP5rU)
Agitated chavez is the best chavez. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (9Om/r)
I am going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't a surprise.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (r7Fvf)
First up: The Pogues
https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins
She's the civilian world equivalent of the 'Dependapotamus', that's how.
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (OMsf+)
The hilarious thing is that eleven states would be subject to Federal supervision - including New York and California.
New York probably has the strictest, most limiting election laws on the books, but the Democrats never complain, because New York votes the right way.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:13 PM (VqhL9)
The guys screaming while she rides them like an elephant seal is part of the kink.
They have to entice her with a bucket of fish to get her off the guy.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu)
Clan of the Mammoth Cave
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (KP5rU)
Up next: bestiality and pedophilia. Love has no limits!
Posted by: former Justice Kennedy at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (DhSOy)
****
The prototypical gamer
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (QHnrh)
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (14URa)
Posted by: motionview at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (JKNZq)
The guys screaming while she rides them like an elephant seal is part of the kink.
They have to entice her with a bucket of fish to get her off the guy.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu)
Ok, now I want to bleach my brain. just thanks a lot 'not'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (VqhL9)
Guys. Go to the gym. Maybe try some of those hamburgers or steaks.
There is an entire world out there for you.
Women, as far as the eye can see who do not look like a hippopotamus and who also will be down right pissed off at the notion that you want to 'share' her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
But seriously...what do these guys possibly hope to gain by posing for this picture?
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (14URa)
Pale,
Flabby,
unkempt...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Navy CPOs everywhere at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:07 PM (QHnrh)
This can't be remotely Constitutional.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Miklos, aesthete at December 06, 2019 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (mk9aG)
This is the definition of that "lipstick on a pig" thing, right?
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)
if by lipstick you mean a bucket a' red and a paint roller.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Yuck at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (0Y+jh)
"acres and acres of ass, and it's all mine."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 06, 2019 07:08 PM (LWu6U)
..........
I'm going in. If I'm not back in ten minutes send help.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
> It's probably better than even money that none of them are the father.
Could well be. Although perhaps she's had a DNA test that proves who the sperm donor was (sorry, not going to use "father" in this context).
Yeah, that can be done before birth if the woman has an amniocentesis.
Posted by: St. Greta of Lutefisk at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (SfYbS)
ace really does hate our ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
======
The ewok works in mysterious ways. Maybe he's offering us this thread to steel our asses for this Monday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (i3suB)
But seriously...what do these guys possibly hope to gain by posing for this picture?
The chance to show the world that they each have 20% of a girlfriend?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking. Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away.
Awesome John Prine.
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (vGJY7)
Wonder if the guys in the Pink hq have considered doing the same.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Yea, we all have a few in our family that drive us crazy but there was no way I am letting this bitch and her "family" of fucktards into my house for a couple days. My SIL will probably be pissed but I don't care. My wife and MIL and FIL and her other brother agree with me. She's a vile person and so is the rest of her fcked up clan. I feel bad for the kid. I said he was of course wlcome to come but not them. Going to be an interesting dinner to say the least. Oh well. I drew a line in the sand and it was crossed so whatever.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: St. Greta of Lutefisk at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (Juxur)
I don't think she has one of those.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miklos from HR at December 06, 2019 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: motionview at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (pYQR/)
........
or a Daisy Chain.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
Here I was thinking it couldn't get any worse, and you have to add sound effects to the mix.
Thanks for that. Really. Heh.
Posted by: St. Greta of Lutefisk at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
======
The ewok works in mysterious ways. Maybe he's offering us this thread to steel our asses for this Monday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:18 PM (i3suB)
I never thought it was such a bad little ass. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)
I have not seen a list but would bet they are all red states.
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: raimondo at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (5MClR)
Posted by: motionview at December 06, 2019 07:16 PM (pYQR/)
........
or a Daisy Chain.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM
I'd call it a lazy chain. I mean even sloths fuck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 06, 2019 07:20 PM (7s3Gx)
She hasn't....
Even the flower won't get deep in enough to show the wet spot.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (YOl0X)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (HG3Kb)
Get in the line!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (TdMsT)
Nah, vets perform amniocentesis procedures on farm animals and marine mammals all the time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (QHnrh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (t+qrx)
You KNEW this was coming and so did I.
And if you don't think the new, new definition of marriage will include them - then A Taco Is A Sandwich. Fight me.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (ofIwF)
I'm not sticking around to find out.
Lets get outta here!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)
A sweet little Christmas ad from a local hardware store in Wales:
https://tinyurl.com/uefk5mc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM (WI7YS)
Saw that a little bit ago. So, so sweet!
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 07:12 PM (aKsyK)
.........
maybe there's an eensie beensie "TIRE" in there between those words we can't see?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins
----
I want to know how it supports itself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY
She gives you the best head you have ever had, once, then she eats your junk, twig and berries.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 07:22 PM
Thanks Fen and thanks for classing up the place! Have a good one. Off to dinner with my bride. Take care all.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (r7Fvf)
Do we know this isn't just a 4H project that got out of hand?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (14URa)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (ofIwF)
yeah, like she's suffocating and the balls are holding oxygen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (HG3Kb)
Get in the line!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:21 PM (TdMsT)
This is how Quipples start, people!
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yx4a4dbb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (gP/Z3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
(SFW, safe in general)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (t+qrx)
Alison Krauss
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DhSOy)
Thanks! A real palate cleanser. Much needed after this shitshow.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (ECrgQ)
You're the one sitting on the left, aren't you?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ray Mota at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (AVxHd)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Hillary's mobile exoskeleton must be commercially available now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (SfYbS)
Let's not get crazy. Second circle at worst.
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (QLPEO)
Iowahawk said "hey wait, the polyamory brochure said it was about me on a yacht with 4 hot lipstick lesbians". LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (Lhoay)
_______________
Yep. If nobody can tell anybody else who they can love, then polygamy is acceptable, and pedophilia and bestiality and whatever the word is for people who want to mate with inanimate objects, and all the rest of this sordid shit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)
That was funny
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (6XLoz)
That was only the demo version.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'll just come out and say it: not really my favorite TOS episode.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (soOZc)
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (y7DUB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFiyZB5ucgo&list=PLk3bnv7DOMPMXsBgxYjUv3jQhmwI92Ru3&index=44
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (KP5rU)
.........
the farting under the sheets must be epic
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (uEbPt)
Then I would stay on the elevator.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Fisher at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (gOvdm)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins
----
I want to know how it supports itself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (x/2Z
There were 8 guys.
Posted by: The Blob at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Nah, mate.
20 stone
Posted by: Miklos from Merrie Olde England at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: I'm Just a Pip at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (g2SrR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (7PV5I)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: sTevo at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (brHL9)
https://tinyurl.com/ua54rmk
Posted by: Peaches
Peaches, please send this to Ace while he spends his time in Purgatory.
It will get several million views just from Ace, 'cause Purgatory takes a while.
Posted by: Miklos, palate somewhat cleansed at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (14URa)
20 bucks to the first person that can guess the kids name,
I'm in for mohammed.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (HG3Kb)
_______
Quintus Maximus.
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (7PV5I)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: sTevo at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (brHL9)
Repent, fast, and pray! Good advice always, and especially during Advent. Oh, and buy guns and ammo.
Posted by: eastofsuez at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-UT) at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: guy looking in the window at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: john chalmers at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (giufj)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (XUKUV)
Posted by: Donovan Nuera at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (63IFd)
Stronger than what? Tell me how strong your shit is in another 20 years. Personally, I just celebrated my 36th anniversary with my wife in November.
Posted by: Speller at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (pSotA)
I do not think the thing in the "OINK" shirt is the only catcher in that healthy and good looking group. Hell I think there are three catchers, two pitchers, and the occasional pegger.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ken at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (Ba+RP)
Posted by: Stephanie at December 06, 2019 09:12 PM (eLvFT)
Posted by: tforeman88 at December 06, 2019 09:17 PM (5+b7E)
1. There is a woman in that photo?
2. There are men in that photo?
Objection. Facts not in evidence.
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: NR Pax at December 06, 2019 09:29 PM (Z7Jj3)
Posted by: firehorse at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (9TRhq)
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 06, 2019 10:32 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Matthew Slater at December 06, 2019 10:35 PM (kk8TL)
Posted by: She it at December 06, 2019 11:10 PM (olpu0)
Posted by: TJ at December 06, 2019 11:41 PM (6lQ+g)
Posted by: Alphamail at December 07, 2019 01:49 AM (T7tiE)
Similar but different, the one on the lower right appears physically healthy, but his shirt is queer. So he is probably mentally retarded, or at least a meat-head.
It is difficult to even contemplate the other two, because they are so repulsive. The fiance on the lower left is clearly a dumbass. And the baby-daddy on the upper right is a smug mediocrity.
Physiognomy is real, and that's a freakshow.
Posted by: SciVo at December 07, 2019 06:35 AM (7K1tb)
Posted by: sialhat at December 07, 2019 09:30 AM (Le4jq)
Posted by: Earth Pig at December 07, 2019 09:55 AM (lz4Mw)
Fuck it. I'm judging them. Pathetic freaks.
Posted by: Legion of Dave at December 07, 2019 10:01 AM (bfAAI)
Philosophical point of view: It is important that humanity continues to evolve our social structures and that means experimentation with various alternatives.
Practical point of view: I give it a year.
Emotional point of view: Yuck!
Posted by: Roy Nathanson at December 07, 2019 10:25 AM (37HbP)
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)