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Reflections Thread: Please Share Your Sad Stories About How Trump Destroyed the Economy and Blew Up the Planet and Killed You
Among the many discussions we're not permitted to engage in the Trumpreich is the rather important fact that we all died between November 8, 2016 and February 2017.
I think it's about time that we were bold enough to say, courageously, "Mr. Cheetos Mengele, you murdered us all, and no, that's Not Okay."
"I say, Seth, did you read that coquettish little missive
by David French in his very masculine column French Press?"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:24 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:25 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (DrNU9)
Sad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Syzygy at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm dead???
WTF!!!
Nobody told me!!!
Well. Damn.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2019 07:26 PM (axyOa)
Buzzion showed the way.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (soOZc)
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (2B9A/)
And to think, I liked you.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (ECrgQ)
It was above freezing here today for the first time in weeks. Sonofabitch Trump!
Posted by: Minnfidel
Luxury! Trump cause the heat death of my universe!
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (DrNU9)
Searching for an honest brain?
Pro tip: you don't want the one from "Abbie Normal".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Rdbrewer at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (cTMts)
Posted by: Dead little kid at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (KP5rU)
I hadn't thought of it, but (looks back) hm.. now that you mention it...!
Is Trigglyzilla the one on the ground?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (xWtao)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:28 PM (ECrgQ)
The WTF threads are the price we pay for the fun threads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (2B9A/)
Pro tip: you don't want the one from "Abbie Normal".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:29 PM (Juxur)
Puttin on the Riiiitttzzz!
Posted by: The Monster at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Gamer at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (iiQwg)
The Trump era turned Rob Reiner into a fat, greasy, monomaniacal retard.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (i+RbT)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Nice.
But the snazzy uniforms and titles have never made an appearance.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2019 07:30 PM (El6T/)
----
But they promised us a nice, new oven!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: whig at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: Pamela Karlan at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (vGJY7)
Donald Trump rode a horse nekkid while Marlon Brando sniffed a candy bar wrapper and Elizabeth Taylor was cheatin'.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (Lhoay)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:33 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (xmKbk)
With a jiggly movement and a sloppity sound
She throws the waiting beta cuckbois down.
Helpless betas pulling a train
Scream "My God!" as she flops down on them.
She picks up a dick and she throws it back down
As she waddles through the bedroom like a skanky tattooed clown.
Oh, no! They say she's got to go! Go go Trigglyzilla!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: jornomalist at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)
If they remade it today, Bruce Willis would be the only one alive.
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (fK2gX)
The Trump era turned Rob Reiner into a fat, greasy, monomaniacal retard.
Only if you begin the Trump era in 1973.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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He is something, isn't he?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (zEXDR)
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)
I especially loved all the 'Green Shoots' posts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 07:31 PM (2B9A/)
That last thread was way overpriced.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Hugo Boss at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 07:35 PM (dKiJG)
Puttin on the Riiiitttzzz!
Posted by: The Monster at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (aS1PU)
Now I have to work, and earn money, and shit...
Posted by: MarkY at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (SFo5p)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Vy7tf)
Mr. Obama's, on the other hand, forced me to work a few years longer.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (QLPEO)
Yeah, that was my thought. "What do you mean 'turned into'?"
Posted by: Hugo Boss at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
I didn't know that was an option!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tuna at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (WhTSP)
All over every NextDoor the libs were in complete hysterical panic mode, freaking out about the "Trumpcopters" either spying on us or purposely buzzing the area to make everyone paranoid.
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (XgPhs)
remember the episode of Star Trek with the kid named Charlie who slapped Yoeman Rand's bum-bum?
He's mort.
Also mort is Ron Liebman who used to have a tv series called Kaz and he was in Norma Rae.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (zEXDR)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:36 PM (QLPEO)
Exactly!
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (WhTSP)
We're all Buzzion, now.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (xWtao)
how about your anchor baby keeps his US citizenship which he can claim when he turns 18 and pays back taxesz
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (FEQY4)
The hairball was orange, so that's conclusive proof right there.
Yeah, the cat is also orange, but it was all Trump, I tell you.
Posted by: Hugo Boss at December 06, 2019 07:38 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (K22Va)
Murdered 56,799,211,007 people
Raped 70,042,671 women and children
Enslaved 592,864,502 African Americans
Put 23,799,623 kids in cages
Taken part in 356,822 hate crimes
Caused the extinction of 34,670,297 species
Posted by: TRUMP KILL COUNT LIVE at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (54cVU)
Sad Stories About How Trump Destroyed the Economy and Blew Up the Planet and Killed You
Last few times I've been to Wal-Mart, customers and crew all seemed happy enough. Laughing children. Lots of stuff, regular and Christmas, going on the shelves and flying off of them. I'm sure this is all a plot so that um when um the economic collapse comes um um people will see it's all Trump's fault Collusion! Taxes! Puddy!
Plainly, I'm just no good at this.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: That dude who plays Aquaman at December 06, 2019 07:39 PM (t41dG)
Mission accomplished.
Posted by: PDT at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)
Murdered 56,799,211,007 people
Raped 70,042,671 women and children
Enslaved 592,864,502 African Americans
Put 23,799,623 kids in cages
Taken part in 356,822 hate crimes
Caused the extinction of 34,670,297 species
Hey...baby steps.
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (fK2gX)
Please tell me you encouraged them in this belief.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (U7voe)
Ace just switched from the before to the after pic in the header.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (HALdu)
He's killin' me, I'll tell ya. I pay for gasoline in California and I keep hearing these tales of what people in other states are paying on account of fracking and all. Now I'm in a jealous rage and I want to take a long drive to clear my head -- but I can't! I can't afford it!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (i3suB)
Posted by: you know what follows at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Not true. Just the other day, you said you got a rock
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Nazi Pelousy at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: John McCains aneurysms at December 06, 2019 07:44 PM (ma0Mt)
Ace just switched from the before to the after pic in the header.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (HALdu)
If nothing else, my nausea subsided dramatically.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 06, 2019 07:44 PM (xPJvm)
I think I see the problem.
You live in California.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:44 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at December 06, 2019 07:44 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Not true. Just the other day, you said you got a rock
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (ECrgQ)
I did but then I had to pawn it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (SfYbS)
That is all.
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)
You're not wrong.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (KNsKs)
That's life in Trump's AmeriKKKa.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2019 07:40 PM (Juxur)
Don't worry, once we finish cutting ties with all the hate groups, we plan on giving more to charities like yours.
Posted by: Cuck-fil-a at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Nazi Pelousy at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (ZTJjv)
Now I know you're a fake. The real Pelosi would have said, "The worl isth going *labored breath* to enn."
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2019 07:37 PM (fK2gX)
If I was President, I'd do that to them with B-52's. With the bomb bay doors open.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (El6T/)
Some days I'm disappointed that work was too busy that I cannot goof off here. This day was not one of those days. Yeccch!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Nazi Pelousy at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (ZTJjv)
Look lady, I'm with you up to the "eye of a hurricane" line, but after that I'm just going to mumble unconvincingly from there until the chorus.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (HG3Kb)
I just checked my accounts, which I almost never do.
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe "Leg Hairs" Biden at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (2mLah)
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Cheese Shop Owner at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-UT) at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
TRUMP DOESN'T LIKE DOGS. (unless they kill noted religious scholars)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (aJrZM)
Could I perhaps subscribe to your newsletter and donate to your Presidential campaign?
Posted by: Old Blue at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (aJrZM)
Remember when Obama strafed NYC in Air Force One? Good times.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)
I blame Trump for windy days.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (Lhoay)
Trump made me fearless, so I rehabbed from Rush and started listening to the MSM for sport. Now I've lost 20 IQ points.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (i3suB)
I am being denied my opportunity to become a drug enterprise.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (6SP/E)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (HG3Kb)
I just checked my accounts, which I almost never do.
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:46 PM (TdMsT)
I said the same thing, but not in a positive way.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (NWiLs)
Taking money for getting your rocks off isn't called "pawning".
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (NWiLs)
Taking money for getting your rocks off isn't called "pawning".
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (ECrgQ)
I have considered becoming a gigolo as a second career.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-UT) at December 06, 2019 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
I dedicate my first to Buzzion.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (ECrgQ)
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl
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I know, Right? I feel all tingly in all the right places.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Don't worry, once we finish cutting ties with all the hate groups, we plan on giving more to charities like yours.
Posted by: Cuck-fil-a at December 06, 2019 07:45 PM (tVQUs)
Gave much more than usual to Salvation Army at the grocery store.
GFY, CFA.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (7PV5I)
Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (Cssks)
I'm jonesing here.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
You would have your own theme song and everything!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Austere, and very dead, religious scholar at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Trump made Trudeau an idiot, of course. Snuck into his nursery and put lead in his baby bottle or something.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (U7voe)
I know, Right? I feel all tingly in all the right places.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm kinda gobmacked, no longer being a news watcher.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (gYJGA)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
You would have your own theme song and everything!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (ECrgQ)
When the end comes, I know
I'm just a gigolo,
Life goes on without me
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
I should have dialed back my expectations I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (DhSOy)
I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. A three legged dog with a boys face ran up to me barked, licked his lips and ran away.....
I can't talk about the tax cuts. The PTSD from that is unbearable.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (gYJGA)
Super good!!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (14URa)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Um, TonyPete? That was the *last* thread. We're supposed to be dead, here!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (ECrgQ)
Where women?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (TdMsT)
I stuffed five bucks into their bucket while getting milk and ice cream.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (U7voe)
That's why I hate him and you should, too!
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: freaked
Winning.
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ladyl
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You can now afford a new racquet!
God Bless us, everyone!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (Y4EXg)
Also DJs in clubs, and sound engineers, and musicians who know what they are doing, all still use dials to tweak this and that, I think. So volume, at least, is still "turned up" (as is bass, treble, etc) by the people who do the real work in the music biz.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-UT) at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (yQpMk)
I'm just a gigolo,
Life goes on without me
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
In your honor......
https://youtu.be/lN-4lX0QyZc
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
177 GFY, CFA.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:49 PM (TdMsT)
I stuffed five bucks into their bucket while getting milk and ice cream.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (U7voe)
That is righteous!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hunter at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (brHL9)
Posted by: Eye-gore at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Sorry - I'm an excitable boy.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (Y4EXg)
They're timeshares now. Check the thread below.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FEQY4)
First he came for ISIS, but I was not ISIS, so I did nothing.
Then he came for the pedophiles, but I was not a pedophile, so I did nothing.
Then he came for the human traffickers, the money launderers, and the drug cartels, but...
Actually, it's not a sad story. Never mind.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (gHCnG)
Where women?
Posted by: Insomniac
Fine. Gender Fluid Life partners.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (DhSOy)
America's Hat has got to be at or close to historic levels.
Wonder what might account for this?
A mystery that baffles science.
Posted by: Austere, and very dead, religious scholar at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (cGlgB)
So guess what they did?
Yep, Trump flags in every window. Trump 2020 signs all over the yard. And then a lifesize cardboard Trump on the porch.
It got stolen. But they knew who it was and gave them a week to return it. Trump cardboard cutout back on the porch.
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (Z7lwY)
You can now afford a new racquet!
God Bless us, everyone!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (Y4EXg)
Maybe I'll just buy the club, lol!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (Y4EXg)
*suddenly humming Warren Zevon tune*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (xPJvm)
I put in a dollar every time I'm there.
Suck it, CfA!
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (gP/Z3)
He has delivered far far more than I ever expected, in spite rat bastard GOP
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr)
They're timeshares now. Check the thread below.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
lol
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (aS1PU)
Why, good sir, we should list that which Trump hasn't destroyed, as the list of things destroyed is much too long and would take too much time to write.
Although, there is a short list of things that are priorities for the CuckShed :
Democratic norms
Democratic capitalism
Democratic comity
Democratic institutions
Ahoy!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Lg/Uq)
Vito Lobricante
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
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That's just mean!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Epstein at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: whig at December 06, 2019 07:55 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 07:55 PM (Tnijr)
Obama, his face black, his eyes red.''
His lips purple.
Posted by: Tuna at December 06, 2019 07:55 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (gYJGA)
Super good!!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2019 07:51 PM (14URa)
Link?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2019 07:53 PM (Z7lwY)
Hahahaha!
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 07:55 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
Is there a bulk discount?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: YIKES! at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (t6XCL)
When the Trumpconomy ADDED 266K here?
Great job, Justin!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (gYJGA)
What does it say? "I laugh at your cartoonish face and pendulous man-gunt"?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Austere, and very dead, religious scholar at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: The Cartels at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (tVQUs)
*reads big bold title thread title
Murder is bad and he should not have done it to us.
REDRUM REDRUM
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (d3aY+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Vy7tf)
Now I want to dance!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (TdMsT)
I rather have it cut off and tossed in a fireplace like that guy in Game of Thrones.....
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FEQY4)
Watch the videos. That's EXACTLY what they did. Even while the civilians were trying to escape.
Motherfuckers.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kaptain Kristol at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (O/X1S)
If this keeps up until the end of the year, I will have made as much in investments gains this year as I made in salary.
Yeah, tell me again about how upon a first pass the answer is never.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (t41dG)
Y'know, polygany I can sort-of get. Something about guys wanting sex more, multiple mothers produce young'n's faster, extra wives give each other some relief. Maybe? (Questions I never thought about before: Does the guy pair off privately with each wife, or do they do group things? Must ask an muhummudor or fringe mourmon.)
But polyandry - I suppose the gal .. never mind, I don't want to think about her. Especially last thread her. But what are those guys getting out of it? Yay! Other dix in the area, what... * uh
Help! Brain bleach! Can't leave last thread behind!
CLEAR! ** ZZZAPP **
Okay, I'm better now.
...now.. .. .. ..ow..
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)
NO!!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Vy7tf)
Hiya, Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (TdMsT)
Then I thought the rising of the seas, which resumed their rise the day Obama left office, would kill me, but I'm at 650 feet, and we only lost the coastal areas.
Later I was sure the global warming would do me in, but while 140 degree summers are hard on the soybeans, the 80 degree winters have actually been enjoyable.
Hail Trump Reich ... long live the king.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Nazi Pelousy at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Check out zerohedge.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/qtpt8p8
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Thank you.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TFG at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (SfYbS)
"I said the same thing but not in a positive way"?
What did you invest in that lost money during the last 3 years, if it's not too personal?
A Broadway show? The Venezuelan S&P? Rental properties in Fallujah?
Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (sdctx)
When the Trumpconomy ADDED 266K here?
Great job, Justin!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
If the energy sector up there thought they had it bad during his first term, they're screwed now. And he doesn't give a rat's behind about the western provinces, so they are in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: "Woke" Youth! at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (dKiJG)
And then that damn Trump came along and woke me up to the possibility of triumph. Of winning. Of seeing, literally, the tears of my opponents, from the very night he was elected. The winning has not stopped. I hate it.
Signed, Mitt Romney
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Oops, no, all out. Apologies.
Posted by: you know what follows at December 06, 2019 07:43 PM (El6T/)
Do you in fact have any cheese at all, he asked expecting the answer no?
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (q177U)
"I said the same thing but not in a positive way"?
What did you invest in that lost money during the last 3 years, if it's not too personal?
A Broadway show? The Venezuelan S&P? Rental properties in Fallujah?
Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Cssks)
Long term underemployment plus unpaid accounts receivable plus hefty child support payments equals financially bleeding to death.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Thank you.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Sorry, I got the wrong letter. Wapo has this one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
In the Era of the Golden Scalp Weasel came the Great Unmasking.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)
Wait, no, that was me. But I was thinking of Trump when I did it.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (DhSOy)
Motherfuckers.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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I heard the assholes are responsible for the death of TWO innocent people. Shot the shit out of two venues, apparently, bullets flying all over the place because it was the only way to stop some idiots who had jacked a UPS truck.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Mark Sanford's dick at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)
Did we ever get that Keystone pipeline going?
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 08:03 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2019 08:03 PM (Dh1wo)
If this keeps up until the end of the year, I will have made as much in investments gains this year as I made in salary.
Yeah, tell me again about how upon a first pass the answer is never.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2019 07:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Yep, If this keeps up, I may actually be able to retire a few years early when Trump leaves office in 2025.
Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2019 08:03 PM (O/X1S)
Meanwhile, Portland high school students took today off to protest gerbil warbeling, with the encouragement of the school administration, of course.
The students are learning an important less - class instruction is much less important than being pawns of Left-wing adults.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2019 08:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Check out zerohedge.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 07:59 PM (aJrZM)
Just looked over the article. Good Lord.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: guy looking in the window at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: AOC at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (dOV9E)
Then Trump happened
Posted by: Jeb! at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (HG3Kb)
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I hope so!
BRCC Murdered Out roast and a nice Nicaraguan Maduro.
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
Donald Trump is making it marginally harder for me to loot the American middle class and sell its dying husk to China.
He must be destroyed.
Posted by: Paul Singer at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
In the Era of the Golden Scalp Weasel came the Great Unmasking.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)
This is the most useful thing he's done so far. Now we know for sure who our enemies are.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (TdMsT)
Whoops sorry, wrong letter (from October). Ignore.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Then where right letter?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (U7voe)
"Fun and affordable active adult community where everything you could possibly want, need, or dream of doing.." It's you ticket, man !
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hillary at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jsg at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (yhBTU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (dOV9E)
And then that damn Trump came along and woke me up to the possibility of triumph. Of winning. Of seeing, literally, the tears of my opponents, from the very night he was elected. The winning has not stopped. I hate it.
Signed, Mitt Romney
There, there Mitt, you're by far the noblest and most Principled man in the Senate. You need to set a good example for History and keep reaching across the Aisle, don't let Donny Drag you down.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (DhSOy)
"Fun and affordable active adult community where everything you could possibly want, need, or dream of doing.." It's you ticket, man !
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Gigolo it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (VNmG1)
Then Trump happened
Posted by: Jeb! at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (UGKMd)
Please crap.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)
I didn't get better.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (HG3Kb)
IDK about him, but my poison is Perdomo and La Palina. I drink lots of Peet's lately.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: doofus at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (WKxJi)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at December 06, 2019 08:06 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
The Paolo, he is proud of you !
Posted by: The Paolo at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Don't try to church this up. No you weren't.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer
Was that like in a past life or what?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (BsCoj)
Trump is destroying Democratic Capitalism.
And by Democratic Capitalism I mean looting the American middle class and selling the dying husk to China.
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (dOV9E)
Same here.
Posted by: Matt Plauer, reaching for buttons that aren't there anymore at December 06, 2019 08:07 PM (tVQUs)
https://tinyurl.com/pmkyvnq
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (N3JsI)
I heard the assholes are responsible for the death of TWO innocent people. Shot the shit out of two venues, apparently, bullets flying all over the place because it was the only way to stop some idiots who had jacked a UPS truck.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:02 PM (13CQC)
One of the news choppers videos shows FIVE cops using people's vehicles as shields at one point. Go see for yourself.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
Why am I getting a Deuce Bigalow image in my head right now?
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Us too but whatcha gonna do?
Posted by: the DNC at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (RkWin)
Do you feed your......
Never mind. I can't go there.....I just can't.....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)
I saw another report last night from the local news station where the cops had also shot up the venue where the robbery took place. Bullet went through a window and fortunately didn't hit anyone inside.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: the DNC at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
You're ghey for Rob Schneider?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Your taste is sound.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (HG3Kb)
Taster? I hardly KNEW 'er!
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Tnijr)
You're ghey for Rob Schneider?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Well, no....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hillary at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Vendette
We're very optimistic.
Posted by: SNC-Lavalin at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (dOV9E)
can someone explain the ending of American Psycho to me?
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)
The dem totaly lied, of course, saying Sondland testified that there was a quid pro quo, when what he testified to was that he speculated that there was a quid pro quo based on what he read in the New York Slimes, but he then tewstified as to the fact that there is no one on the planet who has any proof that a quid pro quo existed.
Scalise bumbled a fairly easy rebuttal.
The rebpulicans should require all use and senate party members attend a meeting where they go over the key points of evidence.
sheesh.
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Um......is there something that hasn't come out? Because, everything they've show thus far is bupkis....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (RkWin)
Do you feed your......
Never mind. I can't go there.....I just can't.....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)
No one goes there. Not willingly.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (ECrgQ)
He burned down my house because of global warming.
He stole all my money.
And he pissed on my grave.
I would still vote for him over any Democrat.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (haWye)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Winning!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 06, 2019 08:13 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)
It was all in his head.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2
Sorry to hear that, Sherpa. that sucks. I lost a bunch of friends during the rein of error. No close family.
Have fun horde, going to meet an ette for dinner.
Posted by: Infidel at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (O/X1S)
One of the news choppers videos shows FIVE cops using people's vehicles as shields at one point. Go see for yourself.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
========
Have we heard a single word from the police chief or the DA about this travesty?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (13CQC)
can someone explain the ending of American Psycho to me?
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM
The book? Struck me as intentionally ambiguous.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (88Yve)
Posted by: David French at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: SNC-Lavalin at December 06, 2019 08:11 PM (SfYbS)
Yes, we are! Because our 8,000 jobs or so are much more important than the 100,000 and counting lost over in that barren wasteland that is that part of Canada that has things like oil and wheat and mountains that actually get over 10,000 feet and has hosted Olympics that didn't take nearly 30 years to pay off and crap like that.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:15 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zD38/)
A little late for the art tread, aren't we ??
Posted by: Hillary at December 06, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Then Trump happened
Posted by: Jeb! at December 06, 2019 08:04 PM (UGKMd)
Delusion, thy name is Jeb.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 06, 2019 08:15 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
It's the American way. Not like those pansy Europeans with their fancysmancy gelato frozen yogurt crap smeared on a plate.
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
Article at Zerohedge about teh Greta.....first comment is "Where's Jeffery Epstein when you need him."
Wow......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Orange Man Bad at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (lg4FP)
No way they did not shoot the driver.
Everyone, including the commanders off scene that authorized that needs to spend some time in Club Epstein.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Paul Krugman Ph.D.! at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (I2/tG)
Had to fix a flat on the front tire of the gator.
A bolt goes through the "axel". I can get one side in but cannot match up the other side.
I can line up the holes with a screwdriver but the hole shifts at the very last second.
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
71,000 would be like 710,000 here. You'd have to be an Obama to manage that.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (hr5kG)
Trump killed my second chance to be President of the United States.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2019 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
I count that as a suicide.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (xts8Z)
Reagan was the devil, incarnate.
Evil. ...just ...evil.
/shiver
Posted by: The Knave at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (zPHMM)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM
Three for a dollar in Rancho Cucamonga.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (88Yve)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (dOV9E)
And by Democratic Capitalism I mean looting the American middle class and selling the dying husk to China.
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right? like that one
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (Tnijr)
Sadly you are no allowed in this, I have heard your story so many times on Dennis Prager's show.
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Had to fix a flat on the front tire of the gator.
A bolt goes through the "axel". I can get one side in but cannot match up the other side.
I can line up the holes with a screwdriver but the hole shifts at the very last second.
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
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You are trying to pass the bolt back through the holes, but as you try to press it through, something shifts and blocks it from going all the way through?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (hr5kG)
Only if you begin the Trump era in 1973.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Rob Reiner never figured out All in the Family was cancelled. He's still doing Meathead.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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Have we heard a single word from the police chief or the DA about this travesty?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (13CQC)
Nothing was mentioned in the original press conference. Other than that, don't know.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Gov Coonman at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (2N7oZ)
can someone explain the ending of American Psycho to me?
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)
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Bret Easton Ellis was halfway down the page when he realized he was out of coke. Gotta wrap this up. One more paragraph. The End.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (13CQC)
U have a law license, I believe.
Could you possibly sue pro se on the accounts receivable? Or turn them over to a collection agency? Perhaps get a judge to modify the child support decree, due to a change in economic circumstances?
I realize it's always easy to dash off glib prescriptions for other people's problems. I hate it when people do that to me.
Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (tVQUs)
Just kidding, I was always this disgusting.
Posted by: Pamela Karlan at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (wMHPW)
I was so shocked, I nearly dropped the vibrator.
Posted by: Cuck Kristol! at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (ECrgQ)
He is busy shaving his legs, gettin ready for the Villages debut.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (ECrgQ)
He is busy shaving his legs, gettin ready for the Villages debut.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Oh hell no. My legs stay hairy, thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Had to fix a flat on the front tire of the gator.
A bolt goes through the "axel". I can get one side in but cannot match up the other side.
I can line up the holes with a screwdriver but the hole shifts at the very last second.
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
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That has Trump written all over it.
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 08:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Macho, macho man!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (ECrgQ)
Trump made my brown eye bright red and inflamed.
Was "anal sunning" a thing under Obama? No, it wasn't.
Therefore, I blame Trump.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (Juxur)
There are...obstacles and complications. That's really all I can say.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/6f4BwQFF-Os
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)
The dem totaly lied, of course, saying Sondland testified that there was a quid pro quo, when what he testified to was that he speculated that there was a quid pro quo based on what he read in the New York Slimes, but he then tewstified as to the fact that there is no one on the planet who has any proof that a quid pro quo existed.
Scalise bumbled a fairly easy rebuttal.
The rebpulicans should require all use and senate party members attend a meeting where they go over the key points of evidence.
sheesh.
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (wMHPW)
I'll give Scalise a bit of a pass, considering that a Democrat activist and staffer shot him.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 06, 2019 08:17 PM (dOV9E)
Annual?
I thought you were on a five year plan like the rest of us, Bill.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (tVQUs)
Article at Zerohedge about teh Greta.....first comment is "Where's Jeffery Epstein when you need him."
Wow......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)
That's why I still read the hedge, blistering commentary.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Petrochemical industry at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TexasDan
Paul Krugman said we were heading for a 4 year recession.
Paul. Krugman.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (ZS+GP)
That or try to unload the parts, if there is force on them, to make them easier to manipulate?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (9Om/r)
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
Looks like the soonest I can get there is about 8am tomorrow. But then I still have to drive from DFW.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
gerbil warbeling, with the encouragement of the school administration,
of course.
Look on the bright side. Some of them probably skipped the communist indoctrination rally and went off somewhere to smoke cigarettes, drink cheap beer, and have sex.
Not as many as in our day, but some.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: jsg at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)
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Of course. Drogon burned Iron Thrones to the ground and flew away. It is symbolic of a dragon burning an Iron Throne to the ground and flying away. Then democracy ruled the Seven Kingdoms after that.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had
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I'm not having any luck finding a proper schematic so, for me, tough to visualize. Can you start one of the bolts to hold it steady enough to thread the 2nd?.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (Y4EXg)
He really did kill a buncha ppl, but that one victim's apartment was so pricey that the owner & real estate agent got rid of all the bodies and cleaned up so they could rent the apartment out again
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (G546f)
Paul. Krugman.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SfYbS)
Trump made me look like a clueless clown!
Posted by: Paul K. at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Max Boot at December 06, 2019 08:22 PM (tVQUs)
Paul. Krugman.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SfYbS)
Paul Krugman is to economics what Obama was to the presidency.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (nO72o)
gerbil warbeling, with the encouragement of the school administration,
of course."
Is this some bizarre euphemism or is that actually a thing?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (U7voe)
@JarradKushner
(pretty good parody account)
cipollone basically tells him, you're full of shit/bring it, we're ready motherfucker.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (gYJGA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I saw that on tv - that poor driver
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:23 PM (HG3Kb)
Did y'all also hear that Trump wants to bring back shower heads that actually shower you and light bulbs that don't make you look orange? (lol he actually said that)
I hope he also brings back dishwasher detergent that gets your damn dishes clean.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (13CQC)
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
Looks like the soonest I can get there is about 8am tomorrow. But then I still have to drive from DFW.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
I could be there about midnight, I'm just stuck at work right now.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (aJrZM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG0K3HzRgg
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Kin.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Ben Had
The jack's a good idea, or a large pry bar under the tire.
Help is good, too.
Posted by: MarkY at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (SFo5p)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (aJrZM)
Well start some coffee when you get in, if you don't mind. I'll call from the airport.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Funny. It's on ABC in my area......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (gYJGA)
What does it say? "I laugh at your cartoonish face and pendulous man-gunt"?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 0
Whenever I need a laugh, I look for tapes of Fat Nadler bloviating about the Clinton Impeachment.
Never gets old
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (aJrZM)
Well start some coffee when you get in, if you don't mind. I'll call from the airport.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:24 PM (t+qrx)
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Get some donuts and I'm on my way!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (MVjcR)
Trump and those smelly peasants! They ALL stink on ice!
Posted by: Claire McCaskill (mnw) at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Cssks)
Second woman claiming Epstein and Ghislaine forced her to have sex with Prince Randy Andy now:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7765677
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (NMAzL)
Paul. Krugman.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SfYbS)
Didn't he say we'd need an alien invasion to break windows and create jobs?
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (Ry8mf)
Pry bar under the tire to move it up and down while you put the bolt in?
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
I'm feeling much better. Stinging/burning in my left foot went away, but it had to get much worse before it got better. Last night my sister made me an epsom salt foot bath, and made the water *very* warm; at first I liked it, but it got too hot, and after about 10 minutes both my feet felt like they were entirely on fire.
I took my foot out and my right foot cooled off instantly, but not my left. OMG what pain, I'd say it was a 9 on the scale. My whole left foot felt like it was on fire and I admit it, I was very stressed/worried.
But, good news: after a half hour my foot finally cooled off, and the stinging/buning I felt before was still coming back, but it was considerably less intense.
Went to sleep last night, woke up this morning, and the stinging/burning was completely gone.
Also, my family didn't think I had shingles because in their experience, people are covered with it and can barely function with it. I had it in *one* small area on my left foot, and that's all.
Anyway, I now think they're right and that this was an episode of neuropathy, and better get serious about my diet before going full-blown diabetic (hopefully I'm not already).
Anyway, again, thanks to everyone for the great help and info yesterday, and I wanted to let y'all know how things turned out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Funny. It's on ABC in my area......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Go ...whatever you Utah people are called! Stomp the Ducks!!
Dawgs to the Holiday Bowl?
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (Vy7tf)
I cannot understand some people. Who the actual fuck could look at and listen to Nadler and think, "Yep! That's the guy for me!"
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (U7voe)
And the seatbelt-alarm-free automobile. And the weather-nanny-free forecast. Also, gluten.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (Ry8mf)
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carnivore is the way to go, qdpsteve!
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah, if it's on a jack and the weight's off the wheel, why not this?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (U7voe)
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he quoted trump saying fine let's get this to the senate for a fair trial
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzzzz at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
I can line up the holes with a screwdriver but the hole shifts at the very last second.
Does the second hole have a half moon shape that would need the bolt to be turned to fit? My roto tiller has that.
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge
Or a world war. He also said we should have a Chinese style government.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (XzT/D)
I have a dozen drums each of Alar and tetra-ethyl lead stockpiled in my basement.
Probably should've put labels or something on them.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Walsh at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (Vy7tf)
Or ever....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Winning!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)
We had 3 foreclosures in my neighborhood, and I had one bought his house and never made a payment. These people destroyed our home values, luckily we had good buyers that tore down 2 of the houses owned by speculators and rebuilt them for way over 600 thousand thus raising our values.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (dKiJG)
Dry 'taint. Butt reluctance. Mayor Pete has a solution for that, but it's not cheap.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Trump on the light bulbs and undoing the low-flow toilet abominations:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7765215
They make him look orange and he doesn't like to look orange, cause "I'm vain" he said. And he's sick of those damned lo flow terlets that you have to flush 10 or 15 times.
This is my President. TGE.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Funny. It's on ABC in my area......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Probably local rights to Fox, national rights to ABC.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
not just you
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (G546f)
I hope he also brings back dishwasher detergent that gets your damn dishes clean.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Gas cans that, y'know, pour gas.
Toilets that flush.
Commonplace items that don't cause cancer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (7rVsF)
Welp, AOC is taking a victory lap. Amazon is going to NYC after all, without the $3bil in "subsidies."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Chappaqua Wine and Liquor at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Thanks for the update. Sucks, but maybe not worse than shingles? The good news is that for a lot of people, getting serious about low-carb is sufficient treatment for pre-diabetes or even, like a relative of mine, actual diabetes. It's hard at first, but perks like unlimited bacon really help. Happy to give any advice I can.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (dOV9E)
Moving target. We get it.
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)
We could be heroes...
Posted by: Zod Bowie at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:32 PM (HG3Kb)
I can live with unlimited bacon.:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Gee, hope to hell we get a socialist next go round./
Posted by: Molly k. at December 06, 2019 08:32 PM (FE1WP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (JCrfD)
Probably local rights to Fox, national rights to ABC.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (6ezlu)
It's got ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit and Chris "I'm banging a Playmate" Fowler in the booth.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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I watch a prequel to The Thing today. I didn't know that it existed. It's OK but not great.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)
He'll get it right eventually.
421 PAC-12 Championship on Fox. Utah/Oregon. So a Mormon school verses a school owned by noted slave labor enthusiast Phil Knight.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:20 PM (DhSOy)
Funny. It's on ABC in my area......
Posted by: Sponge
No, it's on FO...(checks channel again)...ABC. It's on ABC. Like is said. I knew that. Duh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Venezuela at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Insomniac
Mine have been stagnant, but only because I lack talent and any valuable skill.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Venezuela at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
For that, you needed no help from him.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (13CQC)
If that's true, that's a bad move by Amazon.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (HG3Kb)
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: J Epstein at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (BDQo0)
Yeah, piece of cake with help!
I have a go-cart for grandies. Can lift the whole front end with one hand. Little tires I can hold in one hand.
I can't mount those tires by my lonesome.
Go figger.
Posted by: MarkY at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (SFo5p)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:35 PM (dKiJG)
No, it's on FO...(checks channel again)...ABC. It's on ABC. Like is said. I knew that. Duh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:33 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Every Heroin Addict Featured On Turtleboy at December 06, 2019 08:35 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:35 PM (HG3Kb)
If that's true, that's a bad move by Amazon.
Posted by: Sponge
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I haven't read the fine print. It's here:
https://tinyurl.com/wqnlo4k
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:36 PM (DhSOy)
You can buy the additive for the dishwasher detergent or buy commercial grade that has it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Bubble-something. Amazon doesn't sell it anymore.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:35 PM (dKiJG)
Not so easy these days. Especially in California, where you are apparently allowed to lie and label something as TSP that isn't.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 08:36 PM (dOV9E)
Do you have another 1/2" bolt you can use instead of a screwdriver? Or how about the shank of a 1/2" drill?
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 08:37 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: Insomniac
Some must go under that others may rise.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:37 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (13CQC)
Says who?
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:37 PM (HALdu)
I think they're just opening some offices there. The giant warehouse that was going to bring in thousands of jobs is still not happening.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 06, 2019 08:37 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 08:38 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM
Yutes, lady. Yutes.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Attorney at Law at December 06, 2019 08:38 PM (OMsf+)
That's what Amazon is for.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 08:38 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: John McCain at December 06, 2019 08:38 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:37 PM (XzT/D)
I'm just cursed.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: John McCain at December 06, 2019 08:38 PM (RkWin)
Challenge accepted
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (ECrgQ)
Second woman claiming Epstein and Ghislaine forced her to have sex with Prince Randy Andy now:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7765677
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 06, 2019 08:26 PM (NMAzL)
He forced that first woman to take 3K a pop.
Wonder how much money he forced upon the second woman? That Ghislaine bitch never called me up on the telephone.
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (ZS+GP)
Yes.
Resume your misery.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: CNN at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
Eh, everyone thinks that until they find the right job.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
*throws some salt on Insomniac, then spits three times
I think this should help.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (U7voe)
https://tinyurl.com/wqnlo4k
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:36 PM
Fine print: it's 1500 jobs, not the 25,000 jobs originally planned before she stuck her Donkey Chompers into the deal.
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (OMsf+)
Her Manson-girl name is "Fucky."
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (XzT/D)
401 can someone explain the ending of American Psycho to me?
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:12 PM (G546f)
He was a psycho. I know, I know, but LOTS of people misread the title as American Psychic.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac
Ya gotta stick it out there honey. Something will come up.
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (ZS+GP)
Is the misalingnment movement along the axis of the axel, or across the radial axis?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (LBnTd)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
*throws some salt on Insomniac, then spits three times
I think this should help.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
OW! Dammit, right in the eye!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Not the same thing.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hilldog16 at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Insomniac
Ya gotta stick it out there honey. Something will come up.
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (ZS+GP)
And not in the gigolo sense. You can screw people for money just as well, working as a lawyer.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
Welp, AOC is taking a victory lap. Amazon is going to NYC after all, without the $3bil in "subsidies."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:31 PM (13CQC)
If that's true, that's a bad move by Amazon.
Posted by: Sponge
Why?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
*throws some salt on Insomniac, then spits three times
I think this should help.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
OW! Dammit, right in the eye!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
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C'mon, man! Dude needs some luck, not a brine.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ECrgQ)
So far I'm the one getting screwed out of money.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Vanya
Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
Fortunately for you, your alcoholic sociopath mother and AIDS riddled sex criminal "father" have set you up comfortably.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (U7voe)
Why?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)
Last thing anyone needs is AOC thinking her shit tactics work......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Not so easy these days. Especially in California, where you are apparently allowed to lie and label something as TSP that isn't.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019
Yeah, how is that? They did not even change the look of the box!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: fluffy at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (dCRRg)
And Andrew Weiner knows about the touch of a fella named Bubba.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2019 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Iran at December 06, 2019 08:45 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: Insomniac
Better call Saul
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (G546f)
I'd probably be better off calling Mike Ehrmantraut.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM
So have nurse him a rub instead.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2019 08:45 PM (88Yve)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ECrgQ)
So far I'm the one getting screwed out of money.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Um... you're doing it wrong.
You're a lawyer. Everyone is afraid of you. Make them pay to get you to go away.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:45 PM (ECrgQ)
Not the same thing.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (HALdu)
He's doing the rest in CA2 ala TX. Building a campus and a leasing a factory.
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: morigu at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (Eu98u)
Preheat oven to 425 F. Pour the wine and aromatics into a roasting-pan.
Remove the Insomniac from the brine and pat dry. Using a sharp knife, separate the
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
How about mine?
Posted by: Marc Mezvinsky at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
Fortunately for you, your alcoholic sociopath mother and AIDS riddled sex criminal "father" have set you up comfortably.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (U7voe)
You'd think so, right? But my Mom doesn't answer the phone during drinking hours, and my Dad just talks about his girlfriend, and how no one will pay him to give a speech any more. I thought I had a broadcasting career, but even MSNBC doesn't return my calls.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (LBnTd)
Dawgs to the Holiday Bowl?
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (wMHPW)
It looks that way.
San Diego on the 28th of December ain't a bad place to visit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:40 PM (U7voe)
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While we may have our differences, I think we can all appreciate AOC hopping up and down .
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ECrgQ)
So far I'm the one getting screwed out of money.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
First things first, never read Hunter Biden's How to Make it as a Gigolo.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (HALdu)
local webpage
gunfreezone.net
has several vids on it, scroll down a couple of articles for two seperate articles on it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 08:48 PM (1g7ch)
no. the letter is dated december 5th.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 08:48 PM (gYJGA)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:48 PM (HG3Kb)
How terribly vexing. Have you considered pitching a reality show to Bravo or MTV2?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:48 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Bert G at December 06, 2019 08:49 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 08:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
Dugs.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:49 PM (XzT/D)
Heating and cooling might be a bitch though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 06, 2019 08:49 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac
Better call Saul
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at December 06, 2019 08:44 PM (G546f)
Heh, I can handle this. For a small favor.
Posted by: Guido "The Butcher" Santodomingo at December 06, 2019 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
I've had this happen, before.
Just ram it in there. Dry.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 06, 2019 08:50 PM (yhBTU)
Heating and cooling might be a bitch though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
You could play a round of golf in the shower.
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2019 08:50 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM
You've been spending way too much time with Cannibal Bob, haven't you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2019 08:50 PM (88Yve)
Posted by: B Kristol, Cruise Director at December 06, 2019 08:50 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher at December 06, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)
I already said I could be there later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 08:50 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (LBnTd)
YES. Good call. This will keep it aligned until the load-bearing bolt is ready to take the strain. Just make sure the "placeholder" is exactly the same diameter as the bolt.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Oh hell no. My legs stay hairy, thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
So, you like kids too, eh?
*eyeball fills with blood*
*leans over to sniff hair*
Posted by: Creepy Gropin' Joe at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (HALdu)
They waited for her to pass out and used her for a cushion.
Posted by: Fan Dancer at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ECrgQ)
So far I'm the one getting screwed out of money.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
First things first, never read Hunter Biden's How to Make it as a Gigolo.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (HALdu)
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Step 1: Have a politically well-connected father.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 08:47 PM (CAJOC)
she should make more music videos, girl's got comedic talent
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Commodus at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:52 PM (HG3Kb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:51 PM (U7voe)
1st comment:
The guy who made this video must be like "thank god i made this in 2014"
LOL!
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
At least you've gotten all those lifetime achievement awards and book deals.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
*Wonders what would happen if Nurse pounces with a hair removal device of her choice*
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (UUkQp)
Amazon is leasing 335,000 square feet and bringing 1,500 jobs instead of 25,000. AOC will doubtless hop up and down, mug for the cameras and pee all over the rug in excitement.
Posted by: Vanya
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Thanks for checking out the fine print. Someone also said: "You lost the city billions in tax revenue. The state billions. You cost your district jobs, economic development and property value and prosperity. You are officially the dumbest person on Twitter."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:54 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (6ezlu)
Flame.
Smells like...I don't know...victory.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:54 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (DhSOy)
SOLOGIG DOT COM is a similar site for work in the areas of IT and Engineering.
Posted by: Kathy at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (q7uEm)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (JP4mP)
I hope she made enough for everyone here...
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (6ezlu)
Flame.
Smells like...I don't know...victory.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:54 PM (XzT/D)
Nairpalm
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
But I am in great distress because of orange Hitler. The company I work for is getting so much business I am super busy.
I also got a promotion and raise, which caused me great despair. I will most likely have to pay the AMT next year and for the foreseeable future.
Darn you, Orange Stalin! Darn you to heck!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:54 PM (XzT/D)
Victory smells like burned lawyer hair?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:27 PM (wMHPW)
It looks that way.
San Diego on the 28th of December ain't a bad place to visit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 08:46 PM (sy5kK)
Yep! The stadium is a little worn, but its always a great game!
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (6ezlu)
No. I will not have that. Please. Go away.
I'm sure....
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 06, 2019 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
A sentient male human had sex with you to climax at least three times. Quitcherbitchen.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
If all there is, is a threaded bolt going into a shaft, there should be a shoulder, right?
Turn that Mofo over, man!
Posted by: MarkY at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (SFo5p)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by:
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HEAVENS NO!! I just escaped IT after 40 years. If I had murdered someone I would have been out in 7.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Flakey Jeff, Former Senator at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (U7voe)
This is known.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Just the punch line (mimic) at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (SFo5p)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dOV9E)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
It'll cure what ails ya!
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:55 PM (DhSOy)
I figured they were going for the "biggest comeback in a PAC-12 Championship ever" award by spotting the Ducks a big lead.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Pinterest, one of the world's largest platforms for wedding planning, on Wednesday announced that it will no longer promote content spotlighting plantation wedding venues.
"Weddings should be a symbol of love and unity. Plantations represent none of those things. We are grateful to Color of Change for bringing attention to this disrespectful practice. We are working to limit the distribution of this content and accounts across our platform, and continue to not accept advertisements for them."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Greenland at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I've never tried meatloaf in a crockpot before. Off to the interwebs to investigate!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (P5U01)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (q7EXA)
Wait, did I say "Went out of business"? I meant, "Was purchased by a vulture capitalist who leveraged them to the eyeballs, used the money to buy the shipyard he *actually* wanted and then bankruptcy liquidated the first company to get rid of the debt, putting a couple hundred good men out of work overnight with no warning."
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (U7voe)
Gigolos.com?! Yeah, no.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (P5U01)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
Something not right here, can't quite put my finger on it, hmmmm......
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (ZCEU2)
youtube.com/watch?v=vltC-O7PDYQ
Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (zD38/)
Some of them will thoroughly enjoy it others absolutely hate it.
Either way they feel better when it is over and are going to be texting you "Thanks, I needed that" for days.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:01 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
Something not right here, can't quite put my finger on it, hmmmm......
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (aJrZM)
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I hear the chocolate ration has decreased under Trump as well
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2019 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (P5U01)
Love your mate.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Perhaps you should tap into your inner grandiosity. We all have some of that. When we give it too much rein, that's bad. When we give it too little, that's bad too.
I'm no doc, but have you considered antidepressants? If you find the right one, it can be a life-changer. I'm not on them, but I know a number of people who have been visibly transformed for the better. Their "before" pictures expressed a lot like what you're saying here. Unless it's shtick, in which case, never mind.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 09:01 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:02 PM (HALdu)
Short and weak appears to be a negative in that field.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Eh, I'm just discouraged and need a break. Thanks though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Heat an iron skillet in the oven until very hot. Apply blackening seasoning to the Insomniac filet, set aside. In a bowl, mix diced peppers, garlic, olive oil
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
We are not in Punjab, you know....
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Pinterest, one of the world's largest platforms for wedding planning, on Wednesday announced that it will no longer promote content spotlighting plantation wedding venues.
"Weddings should be a symbol of love and unity. Plantations represent none of those things. We are grateful to Color of Change for bringing attention to this disrespectful practice. We are working to limit the distribution of this content and accounts across our platform, and continue to not accept advertisements for them."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Oh, ffs!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:00 PM (HALdu)
Do you have some sort of newsletter I could subscribe to? Or we could trade -- I publish a blog with similar views.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (Tnijr)
Spud and drift pin?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)
You're not alone. Were it not for overtime, I'd be dead in the water. And no raise coming next year. Again.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (aJrZM)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (ZCEU2)
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It's because your chocolate ration has been lowered from 50g to only 100g. The lack of chocolate is making it difficult for you to think clearly.
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (/sKj3)
Wait, did I say "Went out of business"? I meant, "Was purchased by a vulture capitalist who leveraged them to the eyeballs, used the money to buy the shipyard he *actually* wanted and then bankruptcy liquidated the first company to get rid of the debt, putting a couple hundred good men out of work overnight with no warning."
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 08:59 PM (U7voe)
If 95% of MBAs were suddenly Epsteined the world would be better off.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Climate Cultists Everywhere at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (tVQUs)
Like the sage said, whatever you do, marry a gal from Texas. No matter how bad things get, she's seen worse.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (dOV9E)
Yeah, no surprise anal for you. How do you surprise anal a guy not wearing pants running backwards through a gay bath house?
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself
And stored it in a thimble.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)
Saint-Saens ? He is very under-appreciated. In my opinion.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Pinterest, one of the world's largest platforms for wedding planning, on Wednesday announced that it will no longer promote content spotlighting plantation wedding venues.
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what, exactly IS a plantation wedding venue?
Like an old southern mansion with manicured lawns and fields around it?
How can that be bad?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)
Was there ever a sax duet or dueling saxes?
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (7rVsF)
Types, deletes. I obviously wanted to beat them out for contracts and work but what that motherfucker did to them is bullshit. Good news is we've taken a lot of them on and picked up some of the contracts they had, so it's not a total loss.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:07 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:07 PM (PUmDY)
"Weddings should be a symbol of love and unity. Plantations represent none of those things. We are grateful to Color of Change for bringing attention to this disrespectful practice. We are working to limit the distribution of this content and accounts across our platform, and continue to not accept advertisements for them."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Oh, ffs!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 09:04 PM (ECrgQ)
I bet quite a few black people have had and are planning to have weddings at a plantation venue.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Gah.
I bet the person who came up with this inanity is white. Following their logic, they should take a step towards ending white supremacy and off xerself.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (Tnijr)
Or, in case nobody else mentioned it already-- you can add *1/4 teaspoon* of TSP (trisodium phosphate, available at any home improvement store-- look in the paint aisle) to your wimpy detergent with each dishwasher load. WAAAYYYY cheaper than industrial detergent, btw.
Sparkly clean dishes and glassware!
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (gP/Z3)
Zod Estate does not know of plantation marriage. It is assumed that the Aztecs will take brief solace in rutting, and that such furtive, unsanitary unions may become common between two menials. Chirren may result. This is economical.
Whether they call it 'marriage' is not his concern, as long as the toil is not impeded.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Stephanie at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (eLvFT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
What's their position on Mayan and Aztec temple ruins? They were all about human rights, right?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:09 PM (U7voe)
Podger spanner
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (Tnijr)
*gasps*
*covers childrens' ears*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:09 PM (t+qrx)
Flagellate
Posted by: Franciscan monks at December 06, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)
How can that be bad?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
They used to have slaves there 150 years ago, so it's a hate crime to go anywhere near one.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (Tnijr)
Oooh F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
(shakes doughy arms with wingflaps that sway 3" from the vertical)
(fist shake)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (dOV9E)
How about that pineapple plantation in Hawaii, is it off limits too?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: freaked
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Spud wrench?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (Y4EXg)
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I just did a search for the organization on Duckduckgo (didn't want to pollute myself with the association). There's a quick blurb there from the Wikipedia page. Apparently the organization was started in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. And one of the two individuals listed as being associated with it is a familiar one - Van Jones.
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (ECrgQ)
I demand you stop showing weddings in hotels. Hotels are inaccessible to homeless people of color and are therefore racist.
I demand you stop showing brides in white. White is an outdated symbol of purity linked to sexual virginity that is sexist and oppressive.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (MVjcR)
Make sure you plant them ass end down.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Mandela Funeral Guy?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
*Peruses headline*
Umm no. I believe I'll hang out with y'all for a while...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 06, 2019 09:05 PM (aJrZM)
Sorry to hear that. Sucks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)
>>a hair removal device of her choice*
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:53 PM (6ezlu)
Flame.
Smells like...I don't know...victory.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 08:54 PM (XzT/D)
*sniffs*
Who Swalwell'd in here?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (xts8Z)
==
*covers own ears
wait , what game are we playing ?
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
I don't know, but I'm in.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 06, 2019 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 09:12 PM (LxTcq)
How can that be bad?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
They used to have slaves there 150 years ago, so it's a hate crime to go anywhere near one.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 06, 2019 09:10 PM (tVQUs)
I weep for the future of the children. All of them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2019 09:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:09 PM (U7voe)
That's culture.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 09:12 PM (ECrgQ)
I demand you stop showing weddings in hotels. Hotels are inaccessible to homeless people of color and are therefore racist.
I demand you stop showing brides in white. White is an outdated
symbol of purity linked to sexual virginity that is sexist and
oppressive.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (U7voe)
Don't give them any ideas. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (9Om/r)
I demand you stop showing weddings on boats. Boats are symbols of the one percent and were used to transport slaves.
I demand you stop showing weddings in hotels. Hotels are inaccessible to homeless people of color and are therefore racist.
I demand you stop showing brides in white. White is an outdated
symbol of purity linked to sexual virginity that is sexist and
oppressive.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (U7voe)
Vanya, this Bridezilla. Bridezilla, this is Vanya who ruined your perfect day. I'm sure you two have a lot to discuss.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
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Yup.
Remember how the "Ok hand-sign is a secret racist symbol" thing got started as a 4chan stunt?
/facepalm
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:14 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (9Om/r)
Oh hell no, Berserk. I maintain the easiest and most fun way to fight these fucking choads is to encourage their tendency to fall into ideological collapsing feedback loops and watch them disappear up their own asses in front of everyone.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Podger spanner
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2019 09:08 PM (Tnijr)
*gasps*
*covers childrens' ears*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:09 PM (t+qrx)
I had to look up podger spanner - it's used by Brits and Thespians.
Good thing you covered the kids' ears.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (RkWin)
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (NbRJx)
It sounds like you need an intervention!
At the local bar.
Posted by: Don Quixote USN, Ret. at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (PUmDY)
most fun way to fight these fucking choads is to encourage their
tendency to fall into ideological collapsing feedback loops and watch
them disappear up their own asses in front of everyone.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (U7voe)
Well, since you put it that way. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
It's hilarious.
I don't know how people find time to do that kind of stuff but I am grateful to them.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (FQIWl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:15 PM (DhSOy)
falgs ! ok. I ..never mind...
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
(symbols that Pixy won't let me quote)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Ha! I'd forgotten about that amazing story. Basically the official sign language guy for South Africa was 100% incompetent, and had been getting away with fake sign language for years. It took an internationally televised funeral before anyone caught on. Gotta be one of the funniest stories of the decade, at least.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 09:17 PM (dOV9E)
your chocolate ration has been lowered from 50g to only 100g. The lack of chocolate is making it difficult for you to think clearly.
Posted by: junior
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Lowed from 50 to 100. How's *your* chocolate ration, junior?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 09:17 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (xts8Z)
Hi, Bridezilla. Your father is drinking at 11 AM because you spent all his fucking money, your in laws think you're psychotic and your fiance doesn't even want to be there.
And your bridesmaids all think your dress makes your ass look fat. AND THEY'RE RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAGHAHA
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 06, 2019 09:18 PM (ECrgQ)
Never going to make this side of the ONT so maybe check in in the middle.
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2019 09:18 PM (ZCEU2)
I don't know how people find time to do that kind of stuff but I am grateful to them.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (FQIWl)
Reminds me of the old shockwave games back in the day. Good times......
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:19 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 06, 2019 09:19 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Ha! I'd forgotten about that amazing story. Basically the official sign language guy for South Africa was 100% incompetent, and had been getting away with fake sign language for years. It took an internationally televised funeral before anyone caught on. Gotta be one of the funniest stories of the decade, at least.
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 09:17 PM (dOV9E)
You know, that guy had some moxie. Entrepreneurship, even.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Horrible at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)
Remember how the "Ok hand-sign is a secret racist symbol" thing got started as a 4chan stunt?
/facepalm
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:14 PM (/sKj3)
My God. And when they found out they'd been punked, they turned around and claimed that it was really a racist signal all along, but racists tried to cover it up by making it look like the perpetually triggered and the media had been punked, which of course they hadn't, because they're just so smart. So listen to them.
Just take the loss and sweep up some scraps of dignity from the floor, you goons.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:19 PM (DhSOy)
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Democrats at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (RkWin)
I am not huge, 6'1", and I have been getting assigned seats where the distance between them is not enough for me to sit without spreading my legs to put a knee on either side of the seat in the next row.
Require them to publish the distance and punish the fuck out of them for lying.
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe)
*drops Vanya with metal folding chair, drops elbow into spine, starts strangling Vanya with veil while screeching incoherently*
Posted by: Bridezilla at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (xts8Z)
You will contact him and instruct him to forward his newsletter to Zod, c/o Publications Dept.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
(symbols that Pixy won't let me quote)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Ha! I'd forgotten about that amazing story. Basically the official sign language guy for South Africa was 100% incompetent, and had been getting away with fake sign language for years. It took an internationally televised funeral before anyone caught on. Gotta be one of the funniest stories of the decade, at least.
Posted by: Splunge
He got away with it because they didn't want to use a white signer
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (q7EXA)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe)
True story:
First wedding I ever went to, I didn't understand the concept of bridesmaids, so after I saw them (she looks nice, etc, etc, etc) I saw the bride and knew, even at my young age, my cousin wasn't going to be married long.
It lasted less than a year.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Killing me won't hide that cellulite!
I may be dead, but you'll never be under a size 12. I WIN
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (U7voe)
Nike moved heaven and earth to bring the World Athletics Championships to Eugene in 2021, and now is demanding that the State of Oregon pony up $40 million to cover the costs.
LOLGF.
Posted by: Cuck Kristol! at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (q7EXA)
dress", which I dubbed "say yes to the mess", which is all about over
pampered self important bridezillas searching for their perfect wedding
gown. Good god, the fact that there are some dudes out there fucked up
enough to marry this shit is just off the rails. Some of these brides
would get married in a former death camp if it stoked their ego enough.
This plantation thing isn't going to stop them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (9Om/r)
Penina Tournay dresses are the worst.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:25 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Asian markets.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:25 PM (1g7ch)
You need 2 yards. Run pass patterns that take 8 seconds to come open.
Kick your OC in the nuts and tell him if he does that again, you'll make calffries.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 06, 2019 09:25 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (q7EXA)
I think there is 8chan now. Why ?
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
I can't find my sunglasses. I bet Trump stole them. He is so dastardly!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 06, 2019 08:57 PM (FQIWl)
My keys! Where the F are my keys!!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (9Om/r)
"Did you see our invitations? We put this retro-looking sculpture on them, it says ARBEIT MACHT LOVE! It's so cool!"
*****No offense intended to Sefton or anyone who lost people to that place or its like. I'm mocking the vapidity of modern Westerners, not making light of death camps******
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (U7voe)
The cult of the MBA likes to believe that you can run organizations that do things that you don't understand. -- Joel Spolsky
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (6ezlu)
I'm guessing you either watch the show, or you're one of...them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (C1Lsn)
I was planning on having the original Culture Club video for Karma Chameleon.
I guess that's right out, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:23 PM (q7EXA)
I think there is 8chan now. Why ?
Posted by: runner
We're going to need some internet shock troops going into 2020
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (q7EXA)
NEXT!
Let's keep this train movin'!
Tory
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (+lVUW)
That sounds like a dessert involving a fruit custard.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: tbodie at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (rPjB9)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)
Planned anal?
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:29 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (aS1PU)
Fat broad in last thread still has a couple of virgin creases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2019 09:29 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (gYJGA)
You know the best way to get these bridezillas back into behaving?
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)
yeah, don't marry them, and buy them a few dozen cats to start them off early.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Livestock prod. Bon-bons.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (XzT/D)
Ya, sure, tailored to prostitute perfection?
Some of them look OK, but most are call-girl-in-white, imo.
Posted by: JQ at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (q7EXA)
yes we do
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (q7EXA)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (FmJBL)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: four seasons at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Josh Broilin at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2019 09:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 06, 2019 07:27 PM (aS1PU)
Kinda cool actually. The caption should be "Metal heads don't die, they go to hell and regroup".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Grateful Fed.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (XzT/D)
Where is the World War Three that we were promised when Trump was elected?
Why hasn't he brought back slavery like they said he would?
How come women are still allowed to vote?
Maybe it's time to start reminding the idiots of all the ridiculous predictions they were making about Trump and asking them to explain why they are all so fucking stupid.
Posted by: Mongo at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (pHl8P)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
https://tinyurl.com/w862ap3
Not tired of winning.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (xts8Z)
Seatguru.com
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:26 PM (9Om/r)
I watched it enough in the past.
A few months back, I saw Monty from the Atlanta version in the grocery store.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: four seasons at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (DhSOy)
Do your friends walk up to you and say "how's the anus?"
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)
Arranged marriages and doweries.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (FmJBL)
"What look are you going for?"
"Expensive hooker."
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
The faster we go, the Trumper we get.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (DhSOy)
It's college football. This game will finish 53-48 Ducks.
Posted by: Sponge at December 06, 2019 09:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
What for?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:34 PM (FmJBL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
A few months back, I saw Monty from the Atlanta version in the grocery store.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (6ezlu)
Who be monty? Don't say the gay dude, it won't narrow it down. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:34 PM (FmJBL)
um... white collar crime ?
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
"What look are you going for?"
"Expensive hooker."
Posted by: Vanya
I might buy her a house
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (q7EXA)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)
48 hour Pingu marathon.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2019 09:36 PM (8GpwJ)
I tell them it's tanned, rested, and a little red.
Posted by: Josh Broilin at December 06, 2019 09:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (DhSOy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNE0CkSsfJc
YouTuber Drachinifel's episode on Operation Cerberus.
TLDR: The Brits did... Poorly.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:36 PM (U7voe)
"Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you've got nothing new to say."
Posted by: Splunge at December 06, 2019 09:36 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (9Om/r)
Monty is in Say Yes to the Dress, Atlanta. Not Randy from the NYC version.
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Seriously? Damn.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (FmJBL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Telling them the courthouse is always a low-stress simple option.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (FmJBL)
oh, yeah. very sad story.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yes, and they're fabulous! Invitation only!
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (dOV9E)
Have the gay camps opened yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Barry O: They have at my place and they are FAAAAABULOUS!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (8GpwJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:33 PM (DhSOy)
Since the mainstream sports media has been sucking off Utah as being elite (the narrative), I'll enjoy this beatdown of Utah and the narrative.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:39 PM (FmJBL)
They should explain that just because Democrats saw a guy in the Louisville show parking lot dressed as a clown, wearing a diaper, pushing a shopping cart with a sign that said "Next Show, Cincy, $1 Ride," with eyes the size of saucers, doesn't mean that public transportation should be subsidized.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2019 09:39 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 09:39 PM (YOl0X)
I watched Stalag 17 last night. They were all dancing around with each other singing "We'll all be gay when Johnny comes marching home".
Posted by: Josh Broilin at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
For the victims of the white collar crime or Y5?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (FmJBL)
Telling them the courthouse is always a low-stress simple option.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2019 09:38 PM (LxTcq)
You call the whole thing off and ghost their wretched asses. I guarandamntee they aren't going to stop being spoiled, bitchy prima donna princesses after the wedding's over.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Telling them the courthouse is always a low-stress simple option.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Introducing them to your uncle's in the Camden mob has an effect
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (q7EXA)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ELI8Ep6XsAUGOep?format=pngname=medium
Look at the signature.
Sorry if this has been posted already.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 06, 2019 09:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
===
well, the one run by the big Dem donor Daddy is temporarily closed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (YOl0X)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (FmJBL
I really can't talk about it. Too sad, depressing even.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
https://www.reddit.com/r/8kun/
https://boards.4chan.org/b/
Posted by: redc1c4
Thanks
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (q7EXA)
This happened to my daughter, if I could find and shoot those looting bastards I'd be loading magazines right now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:40 PM (FmJBL
I really can't talk about it. Too sad, depressing even.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Is this for real or are you taking the piss?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (YOl0X)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Damn. I thought he was living the dream in Colorado and went full Colorado.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (FmJBL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (/mVp9)
Yeah, that was mentioned earlier. Apparently legit.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (U7voe)
since someone asked
https://www.reddit.com/r/8kun/
https://boards.4chan.org/b/
Posted by: redc1c4
Also. https://8kun.top
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (q7EXA)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (YOl0X)
This is not your fathers 9th Circuit.
McConnell has pissed me off many, many times, but I can forgive him much for the job he's been doing on judges.
And a belated shoutout to Harry "Stupid Fuck" Reid, for hitting the nuclear option. Sucker!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (TLxpZ)
Yeah, that was mentioned earlier. Apparently legit.
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (U7voe)
Two immediate thoughts: RBG isn't dead, she will be by morning. Suicide.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (U7voe)
https://bit.ly/2qscU0Y
Looks real
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:42 PM (TLxpZ)
Don't be so sure...
Got a link to a pic of her verified signature to compare with?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (DhSOy)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:43 PM (FmJBL)
One of us is right.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vanya at December 06, 2019 07:50 PM (U7voe)
But he didn't have to put lead in my pencil.
Posted by: zombie Fidel Castro at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (/sgva)
Definitely not. Things only get worse from then on, and now they have a legal claim to half your assets and future earnings.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 09:46 PM (Juxur)
Posted by: Chillin the most at December 06, 2019 09:46 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 06, 2019 09:47 PM (FmJBL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 06, 2019 09:47 PM (/mVp9)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (G546f)
He is not in jail. As far as I know.
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2019 09:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2019 09:45 PM (1g7ch)
No, still can't figure out Pixy's special characters format
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:48 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2019 09:49 PM (t+qrx)
This is not your fathers 9th Circuit.
McConnell has pissed me off many, many times, but I can forgive him much for the job he's been doing on judges.
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Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:50 PM (/sKj3)
NOOD for those who don't read the first line
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384656
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 06, 2019 09:50 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2019 09:50 PM (9Om/r)
This is not your fathers 9th Circuit.
McConnell has pissed me off many, many times, but I can forgive him much for the job he's been doing on judges.
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Yes, and no.
The ruling was by a three judge panel. That's not unheard of, even in the 9th Circuit. The problem is that such rulings inevitably get appealed to a full-circuit panel, and get overturned there.
We're getting close, though.
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2019 09:50 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2019 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)
---
LOL!
give him time!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2019 09:50 PM (YOl0X)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
That's why she needs to know about the parts of your family that have done serious time.
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2019 09:51 PM (q7EXA)
Posted by: ... at December 06, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)
Well an Ute is a...
ONT IS UP!!!
(scampers off)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2019 09:51 PM (DhSOy)
And a belated shoutout to Harry "Stupid Fuck" Reid, for hitting the nuclear option. Sucker!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2019 09:44 PM (Juxur)
Just don't look into HIS kid's ties to the Ukraine...
Oh, ONT is up!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2019 09:52 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: April at December 06, 2019 09:52 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Chillin the most at December 06, 2019 09:53 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: not so at December 06, 2019 09:20 PM (HALdu)
********
I am 6'4". Flying is awful unless I am in first class
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 06, 2019 09:53 PM (flINI)
Republicans all to often let demorats devour a Republican rights, (Sarah Palin), except they later bawl like babies when it comes their turn to be devoured.
There's a lesson to be learned here, if they could ever learn !
Posted by: ron n. at December 06, 2019 09:57 PM (om5HK)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 06, 2019 09:59 PM (KbCvz)
Posted by: Vendette at December 06, 2019 08:09 PM (6ezlu)
Nuke Ottawa. And Toronto. andycanuck, bail while you still can!
Posted by: zombie Fidel Castro at December 06, 2019 09:59 PM (/sgva)
Now from what I hear I didn't miss anything. That plus the TSA nonsense foisted on us by Bush et al.
No. You can keep your flying sardine cans that you're forced into after interminable waiting to get groped and made to feel like a criminal.
I'm a free person and I don't bend or bow to anyone unless they're armed and I'm not. So I try to avoid those situations.
It's getting harder and harder every day. I'm waiting for those points to converge and I have to make a choice.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 06, 2019 10:00 PM (cEeb1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 06, 2019 08:14 PM (13CQC)
Broward County?
Posted by: zombie Fidel Castro at December 06, 2019 10:01 PM (/sgva)
Had to fix a flat on the front tire of the gator.
A bolt goes through the "axel". I can get one side in but cannot match up the other side.
I can line up the holes with a screwdriver but the hole shifts at the very last second.
Any Help?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (HG3Kb)
The hole may not be drilled true through the center of the axle. Try turning the wheel a half turn, and see if the holes line up better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2019 10:04 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2019 08:16 PM (EYsyU)
Well, Trudeau is Obama.
At least until the shoe polish wears off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2019 10:05 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 10:07 PM (PUmDY)
Found it on WIKI. I think I will pass....
"Another early printed reference to Stilton cheese appeared in William Stukeley's Itinerarium Curiosum, Letter V, dated October 1722. Daniel Defoe in his 1724 work A tour thro' the whole island of Great Britain notes, "We pass'd Stilton, a town famous for cheese, which is call'd our English Parmesan, and is brought to table with the mites, or maggots round it, so thick, that they bring a spoon with them for you to eat the mites with, as you do the cheese."[6]"
Posted by: TxMarko at December 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Pw3eY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 10:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 06, 2019 09:16 PM (PUmDY)
Not in a moat.
Nor on a boat.
Or with a stoat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2019 10:28 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at December 06, 2019 10:46 PM (U2esv)
Posted by: Mo Cheese at December 07, 2019 12:01 AM (7LeRH)
Posted by: Sparky at December 07, 2019 12:01 AM (XaNE+)
Before the 2016 election, Donald Trump had a magnificent goatee.
The fact that we see him without it is proof positive we're now in a mirror universe.
See: great economy, not being dead, etc. etc.
Posted by: Another Anon at December 07, 2019 12:13 AM (UHq0G)
Posted by: PG at December 07, 2019 12:44 AM (iqCkn)
Posted by: Rusty at December 07, 2019 03:03 AM (dPoUG)
Posted by: pawn at December 07, 2019 07:16 AM (PveK5)
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