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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Joe Biden: "I Have Hairy Legs," "I Love Kids Jumping on My Lap""Sundown Joe" Biden needs to retire. It's dangerous this guy is even in a position to become president. Clarification: Chi-Town Jerry points out that this clip is from 2017, and is the same talk in which he regaled us with the Confrontation with Corn-Pop. And imagine, his decrepit brain has aged two more years since then.President Trump's campaign has seized on a resurfaced clip of Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden in which the former vice president described how children would rub his leg hair back when he was a lifeguard at a Delaware pool in his younger days. "I got hairy legs that turned ... blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again," Biden recalled. He then said he "learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I loved kids jumping on my lap."Trump's communication director mocked Biden:
And now: Someone has drawn a short animation to go with Pop-Pop's Hairy Legs story.
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First?
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (7nTlT) 2
Whoopsie
Posted by: irright at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (pMGkg) 3
This is the guy whose SS detail has to watch him skinny dip.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (yL25O) 4
I'm not gonna apologize for loving kids. I mean to really get in there and love 'em, folks. That's what I'm talking about.
-Joe Biden Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (j3npP) 5
Odds that the hair on his legs are implant plugs?
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (6nN7e) 6
We are going to miss you Creepy Joe, when you're gone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (NVYyb) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (aKsyK) 8
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (Zz0t1) 9
Our would be master's, everyone.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (ayFCE) 10
Noooooooo! He *CAN'T* quit!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (oVJmc) 11
Justice Thomas probably personally retweeted this 500 times today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (NVYyb) 12
ewww..wtf already. This guy needs to be put out to pasture.
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (a0IVu) 13
When I see kids, I just have to lap them up.
Posted by: Joey "Legs" Biden at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (8WPPt) 14
The fact that he's holding the kids head underwater signifies he's got pedo intentions in him.
It's a cartoon, sure, but can it be far from real life? Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (so+oy) 17
Is this on his word as a Biden?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (ZGrMX) 18
Yeah... I'm not clicking on that.
Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (BD/yx) 19
The good thing about a President Biden is they won't need to make those bad lip reading videos about Biden. He's make them every single day.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S) 20
I deployed this earlier, but I'm going to bring it up here as topical. Don't hate me.
No Malarkey - a limerick Was a lifeguard when he was in school And a naked dip with bodyguards was cool All the kids they are fond Of his leg hairs so blond Vote for Joe, he puts the "P" into pool. Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (m45I2) 21
I don't know, you can't beat Biden's well scripted come back of "Come on, man!"
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (FEQY4) 22
Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) 23
This is reached the stage that it is too pitiful to even mock.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (sPJyv) 24
I'm tellin ya. This guy knows Jerry Sandusky. Really really well.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (Zz0t1) 25
Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) C'mon. Those bad lip reading guys are funnier than that. Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (Zz0t1) 26
Biden will only object to the cartoon because it didn't portray him as the young stud he thought he was.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLlh9) 27
they knew he was like this, but also knew he was gonna be a "good puppet" and hoped he could just. be. normal.
oops didn't quite work out and he even had a Hunt-explosion on top of it! heh heh heh Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (Rarvo) 28
who is he calling roaches?
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (nFwvY) 29
another home run from Muldoon!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (NVYyb) 30
22 Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) ... Has that Bad Lip Reading guy still making videos? Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (yL25O) 31
Don't forget the nibble nibble thing, Ace.
Posted by: vrf at December 02, 2019 05:13 PM (L8qt4) 32
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Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated? Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) It's a cartoon, but it is the real Joe Biden. On my word as a Biden. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:13 PM (1CjJc) 33
Makes you wonder what else is out there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru) 34
23 This is reached the stage that it is too pitiful to even mock.
nahhhhhhhh we're almost to the point where I get to start mocking the People of Delaware who repeatedly voted for this asshat Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:13 PM (Rarvo) 35
Jeebus, I hope he gets the nomination.
Trump will rip him to shreds. The left will have to ship division-level shock troops to the polls to GOTV, but the young blacks and whine moms are going to be so turned off by this cretin they'll either stay home, or in total shock, vote for Teh Donald. Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (+fPHo) 36
While I wish Joe Biden would just go away, I think that revealing what a scumbag he is and how he's been protected -- even promoted to VICE PRESIDENT OF THE USA -- over the years would be, shall we say, enlightening to Americans, i think.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (KZzsI) 37
This video of Biden is deceptively edited to reflect what really happened.
Posted by: NBC at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc) 38
Yes Malarkey
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (aKsyK) 39
http://bit.ly/2raPQUX
******* Republican Impeachment Report: Dems Have No Evidence On President Trump. No Crimes Committed. - Sara A. Carter Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (BqBId) 40
Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) Do you mean have the Left been able to hire experts yet to say it was dubbed. Good question. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (ZLlh9) 41
I am still hoping that he gets the nomination!
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (xptlg) 42
Joe Biden's adventures in the fifth dementia.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (xIXzz) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc) 44
Even Mayor Butt was freaked out.
Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (Fxgkp) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (Ejm1K) Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (Rarvo) 47
Joe's on-track to challenge his opponents to "whip it out and get measured" in a future Dem Party debate, to prove he's more manly than any of them.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (AMIL/) 48
I will admit, his daily public conversations ARE starting to sound like something from the Bad Lip Syncing guys.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (Zz0t1) 49
Love how he refers to kids as roaches. What did he mean by that?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (G+fYZ) 50
The last season of Being Biden has been excellent.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (sX1BW) 51
I'd like to have a crack at those hairy legs.
Posted by: Lisa Page at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (FTlwv) 52
keep joe front and center. this shit just keeps writing itself.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (KP5rU) 53
When you start out talking 'bout your blonde leg hair
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (aKsyK) _______ Sometimes I think it's a shame When I get feelin' wetter when kids bounce on my groin Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (6nN7e) 54
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Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated? Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI) Do you mean have the Left been able to hire experts yet to say it was dubbed. Good question. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (ZLlh9) It would be easy for them to release the raw video, if it were available and supports their story. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (1CjJc) 55
President Trump's campaign has seized...
Seized, I tell ya, seized. Posted by: DR.WTF ----- Pounced and seized. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (fUKvD) 56
a friendly reminder that PAUL RYAN lost a debate to Unka Joe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (Rarvo) Comparing that shitstick to Trump should earn a kick to the balls. Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (Zz0t1) 57
Joe's on-track to challenge his opponents to "whip it out and get measured" in a future Dem Party debate, to prove he's more manly than any of them.
--------------- Gotta admit, I'd have to consider voting for him if he pulled that power move. Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (m45I2) 60
Don't candidates hire consultants and coaches to give them a list of Dos and Don'ts?
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (ScWBu) 61
George Conway and Lisa Page.... does she swipe right? True happiness for those two is right around the corner.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (NVYyb) 62
That cartoon video is hilarious! That last line where he looks right at the "camera" with his bleeding eye and says "and I loved kids jumping on my lap". LOL!
Posted by: Chris M at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (eAZVt) 63
I'm hairy. Like a monkey. In the summer, I'd just swing on a tire, holding a banana, taunting the neighborhood dogs. Boy, I tell ya. Any of them dogs got out of line, I'd just bare my teeth and let 'em know who was in charge of the pleasure barge. That's a true story. My hand as a primate.
Posted by: Joe Biden - A Vote For Me Is a Vote For Unmitigated Terror, Like Waking Up In A Car Where The Driver at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (ppBhU) 64
B.O. must have taught him to stutter.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc) 66
You know who else had hairy legs?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (1CjJc) 67
Kind of awkward when he started nibbling that little girl's finger in the vid.
Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (HALdu) 68
It would be easy for them to release the raw video, if it were available and supports their story.
it will be made available just as soon as we can create it Posted by: DNC A/V Experts at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (Rarvo) 69
The boor that made Malarkey famous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (aKsyK) 70
21 I don't know, you can't beat Biden's well scripted come back of "Come on, man!"
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 * * We have a Ford dealer here who uses that in their ads. I think theirs came first. In any case I can't imagine buying a car from them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (Ejm1K) 71
22 Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine ......... I thought the exact same thing. But a little searching from clues in the video helped me find the whole thing on Youtube. This is from a pool dedication in Wilmington Delaware in June 2017. He talks about Corn Pop in it as well. This clip above starts at about the 7 minute mark. https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg un-freakin-believably real! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (so+oy) 72
Gotta admit, I'd have to consider voting for him if he pulled that power move.
Posted by: SH ------ *recollects Lyndon Johnson showing his hernia scar* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (fUKvD) 73
LOL!
Please God, let Biden be the Dem candidate. To see that cartoon in a Trump ad would be priceless. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (RU4sa) 74
Thanks Jerry. Was hoping it was real.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (N3JsI) 75
Just when you thought you ran out of Biden jokes...
nah. Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (v0R5T) 76
Now my ball sack is just as hairy as my legs but the hairs don't turn blonde because I only get to sun my balls occasionally . The kids are disappointed when I show them the dark hairs. I tell them they are like roach antennas.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (ZLlh9) 77
Here you go Joe, My aide will be happy to assist you with shaving those legs.
Posted by: Senator Klobuchar at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (Fxgkp) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (ZLlh9) 79
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat Posted by: Joe Bidens hairy legs at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (M+Lyo) 80
When Slow Joe started talking about running, I predicted he wouldn't survive to the convention.
I now wish he'd get the nomination, but I still don't think he'll make it to the convention. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (sWM8x) 81
The cartoon is BS! We all know Uncle Joey likes to skinny dip whenever he goes in.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (NVYyb) 82
Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Yes. It's the same speech where he talked about Corn Pop. Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (ZGrMX) 83
Willowed:
I'm telling you, Biden has a creepy Bwana Joe complex. He's talking about his days as a lifeguard amongst the inner city yutes of Scranton at the public pool, where he tamed the notorious gangbanger Corn Pop with his folksy good humor and threats of a bicycle chain. The little children were fascinated by his blonde curly silky leg-hairedness, and he relates to their roach infested living conditions. Not like that McCain and Romney who "gonna put you back in chains". Nope, Bwana Joe is going to lift up his peeps. Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (m45I2) 84
71 22 Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine who cares? it the seriousness of his idiocy that matters. Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (nFwvY) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (P1T9n) 86
I'm torn between Joe and Bernie tho, either one would be incredibly entertaining to watch decompose/decompensate as the Dem nominee
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (Rarvo) 87
This is from a pool dedication in Wilmington Delaware in June 2017. So, this is two-and-a-half years earlier in his senility. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc) 88
snopes.com rates that video as mostly false.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (6nN7e) 89
White Trader Joe's
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2) 90
Don't candidates hire consultants and coaches to give them a list of Dos and Don'ts?
Posted by: FireHorse --------- Have you listened to any of the Dem talking-head advisers? They are all certifiable. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (fUKvD) 91
http://bit.ly/37YvoXY
******* Ratcliffe Says He Knows The Reason Schiff Won't Release ICIG Michael Atkinson's Transcript The Daily Caller Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (BqBId) 92
There was once a jar of paste
Slo joe thought he needed to taste Oh my, this is fine But sniffin hair is like wine And neither will keep me in chains I tried... Posted by: krusty, semi retired and sometimes kosher at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (8dVNa) 93
69 The boor that made Malarkey famous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 * * *applause* Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (Ejm1K) 94
Calling Joe Biden an ANACHRONISM is fitting but too kind.
Posted by: Soothsayer ________ I'll call him that if that's what it says in the DSM-V. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (ScWBu) 95
Damn. That thar Issa some gross shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (hxucZ) 96
I love the animation.
But I do wonder where the hell did the "roaches" thing come from? Is that what he calls black children? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:21 PM (r+sAi) 97
Run Joe, Run!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 02, 2019 05:21 PM (G+fYZ) 98
This clip above starts at about the 7 minute mark.
https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg un-freakin-believably real! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 05:17 PM (so+oy) Wow! How can people that care about Joe let him run? What a freak! Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:21 PM (1CjJc) 99
What a weird dude!
Posted by: Corn Pop at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (NVYyb) 100
OT: this just in from Commentary Magazine p-cast
The Rassmussen poll, the only one to call the election of Donald Trump correctly is among "these are not the best pollsters in America". (regarding black folks supporting Trump at approx. 30 percent) Ah, the best and brightest - how I do wish they could govern the rest of us! Paradise at last. Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (xptlg) 101
Lunchbucket Joe and Sleazebucket Hunter. Corn Pop and Money Shot.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (v0R5T) 102
The world is a much hairier place with Joe in it, creepier too.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (Fxgkp) 103
snopes.com rates that video as mostly false.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (6nN7e) Yeah NO it does not, but it does rate your bullshit post as mostly false. But nice try. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (85Gof) Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (ScWBu) 105
Biden only eats white meat, so we good.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (G+fYZ) 106
Joe Biden with the kids in the pool is giving me shades of the Emperor Tiberius with the little kids trained as "fish" to nibble at his genitals as he swam in his pool.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (COzlW) 107
Biden lost...whatever it was he had. Which wasn't much.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (ADat4) Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (Rarvo) 109
What in the actual fuck...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs) 110
I say let's beat pedophilia like a red-headed stepchild!
Posted by: "No More Mularky or Hijinks" Joe at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (koNhm) 111
106 Joe Biden with the kids in the pool is giving me shades of the Emperor Tiberius with the little kids trained as "fish" to nibble at his genitals as he swam in his pool.
oh god don't give him any ideas! Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (Rarvo) 112
I honestly hope Biden wins because the hilarity would almost be worth the decimation of America.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (VWp7G) 113
A Washington summer is hotter than an unaccompanied minor. So I'd get one of those Asian salon ladies to wax my flowing leglocks. They'd say to me, "Hey, Brondie, no charge. On house." Made up for the loss by selling my leg hair for wigs for Chinamen. So I know a little bit about trade with China.
Posted by: Joe Biden - Asleep at the Wheel of Life - 2020 at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (ppBhU) 114
Imagine being a man and proclaiming that you love kids sitting on your lap in 2019.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (G+fYZ) 115
The Trump campaign seems to be the only Republican campaign willing to pull the trigger on a Democrat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (ADat4) 116
snopes.com rates that video as mostly false.
Posted by: ShainS Actually, no. They verify it is true! https://tinyurl.com/rwebj5a Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (so+oy) 117
As a former redheaded stepchild, Joe deserves far worse than that.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:23 PM (Fxgkp) 118
joe should just stick to throwing on the speedos and waxing the trans am in his front yard. dr. jill could throw in a towel.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:24 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:24 PM (RU4sa) 120
The fact that he did this 2 years ago TOTALLY mitigates the crazy factor here. Oooooh yeah.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR) 121
We don't have to worry about shit like this with Mayor Pete because he shaves his legs.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:24 PM (v0R5T) 122
Campaign seizures will certainly help track Joe's behavior.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (FhXTo) 123
But he's ALWAYS been this way. Just protected by the press mostly.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (nRWPy) 124
Yeah NO it does not, but it does rate your bullshit post as mostly false. But nice try.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (85Gof) You're like a friend I have to hold back at a bar. The guy didn't mean to bump into you . Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (ZLlh9) 125
I've tried a few times to get kids to stroke my hairy legs. It did not end well.
Posted by: Face-sized spider at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (COzlW) 126
the first time he exceeds 3% in a primary will be the first time he has ever exceeded 3% in a primary. this guy is a loser and Trump knows it.
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (nFwvY) 127
I believe Creepy Joe has smoked one too many roaches.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (wo3c/) 128
109 What in the actual fuck...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs) That comes later. Posted by: J Biden at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (G+fYZ) 129
Geez. If someone was going to animate a pair of feet, I nominate Melania's, not Joe's!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (Ejm1K) 130
Wow! How can people that care about Joe let him run? What a freak!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:21 PM (1CjJc) Follow the money, honey. Campaigns provide lovely pots of cash for Democratic candidates in which to wallow. We know about explicit campaign laws broken by Omar, Talib, and AOC and nuttin happening to those scum anytime soon. Slow Joe has been in politics his whole life so he knows how to slurp at the campaign trough(s). Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM (kXoT0) Posted by: Chris M at December 02, 2019 05:26 PM (eAZVt) 132
I'm beginning to understand Corn Pop.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:26 PM (Fxgkp) 133
Do the other Dem candidates campaign in a van with 'Free Candy' spray-painted on the side?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (Vy7tf) 134
You half expect Joe to take his dick out and gently stroke hisself while giving one of his inspirational talks. He aint all there. It could happen yet.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (hxucZ) 135
And this idiot once was but a heartbeat away from the nuclear launch codes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (DJmHn) Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (VWp7G) 137
The people in that video look VERY uncomfortable.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (CqE5x) 138
On the plus side, we aren't talking about Joe nibbling on his wife's fingers, ARE WE?
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (f8ilN) 139
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You half expect Joe to take his dick out and gently stroke hisself while giving one of his inspirational talks. He aint all there. It could happen yet. Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM (hxucZ) You know? I am not a betting man. But if I had to bet, I would not bet against this. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (1CjJc) 140
Like a picture we was laying there
Moonlight dancing off my leg hair She woke up and took me by the hand She's gonna love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me. Posted by: 70s Joe at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (koNhm) 141
I had to take a courses as a new Scout leader and one of the signs they say you need to look out for is a person that is handsy or is likes to touch. I would have to report him if I saw this behavior.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (HARoo) 142
Urkels assassination insurance will never be president. It amazes me, still, that he blundered his way into the vice presidency.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (flINI) 143
>>>You half expect Joe to take his dick out and gently stroke hisself while giving one of his inspirational talks. He aint all there. It could happen yet.
I'm waiting for him to make out with Warren at a debate. Don't think it can't happen. Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (VWp7G) 144
25 Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI (fapping motions) Posted by: Fake hand-signing Guy at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (Vy7tf) 145
http://bit.ly/37YvoXY
******* Ratcliffe Says He Knows The Reason Schiff Won't Release ICIG Michael Atkinson's Transcript The Daily Caller Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 05:20 PM (BqBId) Well? We're waiting, Ratcliffe. Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (CqE5x) 146
What goes unsaid in Joe's pool monologue is, it was chirruns of color who were fascinated by his blond leg hair.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (COzlW) 147
112- as I was wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes, I thought- what if he wins. He's literally everything the left projects onto Trump, crazy, corrupt, and pervy. Would we act as they do (seriously?) I think not. Probably just laugh and mock.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (87EdW) 148
Somebody should ask Joe if he ever had strippers use a dildo on him like his son...
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (KNsKs) 149
scranton's favorite son. quit dissing west virginia.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (KP5rU) 150
Here is an SNL skit from 2008:
https://tinyurl.com/yx6pav2b Gropey Joe has been saying odd enough things for a long time. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (nAiE/) 151
The media is blaming this on boomer speak.
Boomers don't talk like this. Only pompas bureaucrats with no guardrails speak like this. Posted by: Redenzo at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (E7vND) 152
Next up:
By the way, I sit on the stand, I've got hairy old man balls that turn blonde in the sun...the kids... Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (v0R5T) 153
I would go to the pool as a kid and try to get Wendy Peffercorn to rub my leg up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (r+sAi) 154
103
snopes.com rates that video as mostly false. Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (6nN7e) Yeah NO it does not, but it does rate your bullshit post as mostly false. But nice try. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:22 PM (85Gof) ________ Wow, tough crowd. I guess I have to work on my snark ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (6nN7e) 155
Asked earlier. Heard the video might be dubbed. Has it been authenticated?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (N3JsI (fapping motions) Posted by: Fake hand-signing Guy at December 02, 2019 05:29 PM (Vy7tf) People were saying yesterday that it was "Bad Lip Reading" or whatever, but it seems legit because everyone is reporting it. Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (CqE5x) 156
Jesus Christ. I don't have words. The fact that this idiot was ever in any position of power is scary.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY) 157
Wow. Just. Wow.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (gmo/4) 158
Do an internet search for this story. You'll get Fox, the Washington Examiner and conservative sites but not one mention of it in the MFM Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (mpeBU) 159
132 I'm beginning to understand Corn Pop.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:26 PM (Fxgkp) You must become Corm Pop to underatsnd Corn Pop. Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (G+fYZ) 160
I may have to stop calling him Joey Bidet since I am apparently slandering bidets by comparing him to them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (DJmHn) 161
151 The media is blaming this on boomer speak.
Boomers don't talk like this. Only pompas bureaucrats with no guardrails speak like this. Posted by: Redenzo at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (E7vND) Generationally, I think Joe Biden is what they call "The Silent Generation", and probably the last one of that generation to ever run for President. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (ujg0T) 162
Wow, tough crowd. I guess I have to work on my snark
Posted by: ShainS ________ I thought it was spot on. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (ScWBu) 163
On the plus side, we aren't talking about Joe nibbling on his wife's fingers, ARE WE?
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM Hey! It's the patented VP manicure. Jill loves it! Sexy as hell to have old man yellow teeth drawing blood while whispering he wants to be your grand daddy. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (COzlW) 164
All three of them.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (OxV5C) 165
Looking at you Joe
Posted by: 25th Amendment at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (LIhNq) 166
153 I would go to the pool as a kid and try to get Wendy Peffercorn to rub my leg up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (r+sAi) ... She's the lifeguard in The Sandlot, right? Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (yL25O) 167
don't fuck with joe. he can shoot lasers. from his eyes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (KP5rU) 168
This is happening. And Orange Man Bad because the economy is booming and we're following the law again. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (vEIlU) 169
159 132 I'm beginning to understand Corn Pop.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:26 PM (Fxgkp) You must become Corm Pop to underatsnd Corn Pop. Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:31 PM (G+fYZ) "Corn Pop, Joe and Me" would make an interesting movie. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:32 PM (ujg0T) 170
This is a big F%5$king deal.
Posted by: Biden at December 02, 2019 05:33 PM (yL25O) 171
167
You mean blood. Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 02, 2019 05:33 PM (hxucZ) 172
Erect leg hairs. It's for the children. It's from the children. It's BECAUSE of the children!
Posted by: Stroked-out Joes Platform at December 02, 2019 05:33 PM (Vy7tf) 173
Joe Biden can do things with his eyes that would make me proud.
Posted by: Horned Lizard at December 02, 2019 05:34 PM (FTlwv) 174
And Orange Man Bad because the economy is booming and we're following the law again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette ________ Trump CHEATS when he folows the law because he uses the ones that have ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN DOWN!!!!! He must be IMPEACHED!!! Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 05:34 PM (ScWBu) 175
That cartoon vid. I'm dying.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC) 176
Slow Joe just jumped clear to the top of the "Who Killed Epstein?" list. Cannot tolerate someone else horning in on the "rub my leg" action, no, sirree! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 05:34 PM (pNxlR) 177
Yall leave Joe alone. He's gonna be president ya know.
Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (Tnijr) 178
Wow, tough crowd. I guess I have to work on my snark ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (6nN7e) Sigh My apologies Lol Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (85Gof) 179
And WTH was the roaches comment?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (ptqGC) 180
I just am holding out for the video of Joe on the campaign trail going full retard and starts humping DR! Jill Biden's leg.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (gmo/4) 181
I still think it's because the steel plate installed in his head during his aneurysm surgery is picking up static from Vega.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T) 182
Joe Biden can do things with his eyes that would make me proud.
Posted by: Horned Lizard at December 02, 2019 05:34 PM (FTlwv ******** You're talking about me aren't you... Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (flINI) 183
138 On the plus side, we aren't talking about Joe nibbling on his wife's fingers, ARE WE?
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (f8ilN) Hey, he hadn't eaten all day. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR) 184
I bought this bud in CO that was smothered in hash, and then coated in wax.
If you frequent a dispensary- don't go there Ay Caramba Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (Fxgkp) 185
Heard on a radio show today Bloomberg should get thst clip and just rerun it till he goes through 30 million.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (E7vND) 186
Dirty Harry Legs
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (pB6Gt) 187
>> On the plus side, we aren't talking about Joe nibbling on his wife's fingers, ARE WE?
She doesn't digest everything, you know. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (OxV5C) 188
The most surreal part is watching the bloated talking heads like the media, nevertrumpers and the entire Dim party watching silently with horror on the inside and nodding heads of approval on the outside. Sick mofo's. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (vEIlU) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2019 05:36 PM (DJmHn) 190
Do the other Dem candidates campaign in a van with 'Free Candy' spray-painted on the side?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 05:27 PM Not at all, but I do have one marked HELP ME FIND MY LOST PUPPY. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (COzlW) 191
146 What goes unsaid in Joe's pool monologue is, it was chirruns of color who were fascinated by his blond leg hair.
********* My take is that he related this anecdote not because it was significant for the children, but because it was a significant moment for him. Between the Corn Pop incident and this, it sounds to me like he realized that the inner city tribe found him exotic in his whiteness and that gave him a special affinity with them, based not on content of character, but on color of skin. He has used that in his campaign persona to court the black vote through the years. Bwana Joe Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (m45I2) Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (OxV5C) 193
Wow, tough crowd. I guess I have to work on my snark ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 05:30 PM (6nN7e) It was obviously a parody. But some people have a hard time getting that right away. Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (CqE5x) 194
i'm out of the loop. did the dipshit really start on his wifes fingers?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (KP5rU) 195
Where are all the doctors who like to analyze Trump? Something may literally be organically wrong with Joe's brain. He did not act like this decades ago.
Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (+EDVk) Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (wo3c/) 197
He wasnt nibbling her fingers. He was eating paste she keeps handy for a reward treat for not pissing his pants.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 02, 2019 05:38 PM (hxucZ) 198
He's probably staying in the race because he now hates Obama and his acolytes for dissing him. lol, go for it Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 05:38 PM (vEIlU) 199
Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is Uncle Hairy Legs as the Dem nom. I've been good. I promise. Well, sort of Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (ptqGC) 200
We got you Joe.
Posted by: John McCains aneurysms at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (LIhNq) 201
My take is that he related this anecdote not because
it was significant for the children, but because it was a significant moment for him. Between the Corn Pop incident and this, it sounds to me like he realized that the inner city tribe found him exotic in his whiteness and that gave him a special affinity with them, based not on content of character, but on color of skin. He has used that in his campaign persona to court the black vote through the years. Bwana Joe Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (m45I2) The great white ape. Joe, Joe, Joe of the jungle - watch out for that tree! Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (gmo/4) 202
138 On the plus side, we aren't talking about Joe nibbling on his wife's fingers, ARE WE?
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (f8ilN) you misspelled 'gumming' Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (T2AaJ) 203
Remember Hillary was doing this at one point. Talking weirdness with strange pauses and head jerks. Democrats. Eating their own brains with the evil tales they spin. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (vEIlU) 204
I believe Creepy Joe has smoked one too many roaches.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:25 PM Not really. They wiggle too much when you try to get 'em wrapped up in the rolling paper. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (COzlW) 205
I was given to understand there would be no malarkey.
Gentlemen and ladies, this is pure East Coast artisinal malarkey. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8) 206
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i'm out of the loop. did the dipshit really start on his wifes fingers? Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (KP5rU) He did. The wifey was giving a speech and got her hand too close to his mouth when she was gesturing and he started nibbling. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2019 05:40 PM (nAiE/) 207
Joe Biden/Tank Abrams 2020 Let's Go Crazy! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (+y/Ru) Tank would be POTUS before the 2022 elections. "We regret to report that President Biden succumbed to having eaten a bad batch of paste last evening. All hail the rightful POTUS, Stace the Tank the First!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 05:40 PM (pNxlR) 208
My take is that he related this anecdote not because it was significant for the children, but because it was a significant moment for him. Between the Corn Pop incident and this, it sounds to me like he realized that the inner city tribe found him exotic in his whiteness and that gave him a special affinity with them, based not on content of character, but on color of skin. He has used that in his campaign persona to court the black vote through the years.
Bwana Joe Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (m45I2) I also think he doesn't particularly care for black people, and sees them only as votes and nothing more. I can easily imagine Joe getting laughs off of racist jokes in the "certain' company. Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:40 PM (CqE5x) 209
I had forgotten about John Murtha. Thanks for nuttin!
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:40 PM (Fxgkp) 210
143 >>>You half expect Joe to take his dick out and gently stroke hisself while giving one of his inspirational talks. He aint all there. It could happen yet.
I'm waiting for him to make out with Warren at a debate. Don't think it can't happen. Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (VWp7G) SENATOR WARREN: And that's what's important. MODERATOR: Vice President Biden, your response? VP BIDEN: Well Clete, I think that Lizzy thinks that because her people have been abused and misused. And I just think that in compensation [whips out little Joe] she should have this. MODERATOR: Sir...I... VP BIDEN: [Walking over with schlong in hand] It's yours Lizzy! Reparations for the oppression of the red man! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 05:41 PM (RD7QR) 211
did the dipshit really start on his wifes fingers?
Eh.. I think it was just a playful thing. But THIS?? This is fucking weird. Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 05:41 PM (dUJdY) 212
He's no Mighty Joe Young...except for, well, you know, the gorilla legs and all.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 05:41 PM (32YRo) 213
They're gonna put Y'ALL back in chains!!!!
This was said during the Romney campaign. The guy has been nuts for as long as I remember. And Hillary has been hideous and evil. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 05:41 PM (nRWPy) 214
Bwana Joe
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM Some people claim he's a bwana but really he's an apple. This...is CNN Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (COzlW) 215
I also think he doesn't particularly care for black people, and sees them only as votes and nothing more.
***** I get that same sense. An exotic primitive tribe to him. Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (m45I2) 216
Between Joe and Jill, any wonder Hunter is messed up
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (DJmHn) 217
Still puzzled as to why Biden would say that under any circumstances. I wouldn't say that to my therapist if I retained him as my lawyer in a confessional box on an uninhabited island.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (ScWBu) 218
I admit it. I was fooled. I would have sworn it was Bad Lip Reading. I guess parody just can't keep up with reality. Apologies to those I misled.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (T6t7i) 219
I know I don't get out enough, but I can honestly say I've never seen a man start sucking on his wife's fingers in public.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (Fxgkp) 220
What do drums say bwana Joe?
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (gmo/4) 221
Bwana Joe
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:37 PM (m45I2) Remember the Bob Hope movie, They Call Me Bwana? Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (ZLlh9) 222
Pennsylvania mom bangs her dog and hangs her children. Seriously.
https://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/ mc-nws-berks-child-deaths-arrest- 20191202-n3awtpbfgjaqtoh3lk4pyqlcjy-story.html Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (G+fYZ) 223
also think he doesn't particularly care for black people, and sees them only as votes and nothing more.
Wonder what he thinks about my tribe? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (85Gof) 224
I used to love those roaches crawling up my hairy legs and onto my lap.
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (r+sAi) 225
He will be shitting his pants on stage next
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (M+Lyo) 226
They're gonna put Y'ALL back in chains!!!!
--- That'll help keep the 'lil jigaboos close to his lap. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (RU4sa) 227
What was the animated spot where some old guy is asking someone to shout at his crotch? Family Guy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (2B9A/) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (+y/Ru) 229
If G-d forbid, Gropin' Joe became preezy with Tank as his VP, I have no doubt she'd figure out a way to take him out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC) 230
wait, that was him saying that for reals? He said that!? Hoooly shit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 05:44 PM (VqhL9) 231
If G-d forbid, Gropin' Joe became preezy with Tank as his VP, I have no doubt she'd figure out a way to take him out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC) All she would have to do is fall on him Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:44 PM (85Gof) 232
wow. that dude is bugfuck insane. damn. on the upside, i have a ways to go before i'm that fucking crazy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:44 PM (KP5rU) 233
Oh yeah, CB...he done said it.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa) 234
Before you say it's impossible the Democrats could get behind the obviously addled Joe Biden for the nomination, remember their last nominee, who was and is arguably one of the most unsavory & intensely unlikeable human beings ever to run for high office in the US.
It was Hillary's turn, damn it. Now it's Biden's. God knows what he would have to do or say to lose his shot. Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:45 PM (E2EAq) 235
Wonder what he thinks about my tribe?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (85Gof) dentists? Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 05:45 PM (VqhL9) 236
also think he doesn't particularly care for black people, and sees them only as votes and nothing more.
Wonder what he thinks about my tribe? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:43 PM (85Gof) "Boy, there are some really SMART people among you people of the Jewish persuasion!!" Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (CqE5x) 237
First presidential candidate with his own ice cream truck.
Posted by: aelfheld at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (IxDhF) 238
Isn't Ashley Biden a coke head, too?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC) 239
Moron material!
https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/ comments/e3k32l/she_downs_the_drink_without_effort/ Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (1dH2d) 240
Have Putin and Slow Joe ever met? If so I wonder how that meeting went.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (COzlW) 241
joe is an anti dentite. this is known.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (KP5rU) 242
Hundreds of Trump ads taken down by Google, YouTube
I don't think that's going to have the effect they think it will. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (T6t7i) 243
Stacey better be careful, Plagiarizing Joe might steal her life story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (DJmHn) 244
"I've learned about roaches."
What is that? Smokin-Joe? Posted by: Hazchic at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (+YPws) 245
And Paul Ryan lost to this guy ....
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (JPCx4) 246
234 Before you say it's impossible the Democrats could get behind the obviously addled Joe Biden for the nomination, remember their last nominee, who was and is arguably one of the most unsavory & intensely unlikeable human beings ever to run for high office in the US.
It was Hillary's turn, damn it. Now it's Biden's. God knows what he would have to do or say to lose his shot. Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:45 PM (E2EAq) And here I was thinking only Republicans operated on the "It's My Turn, Damnit" principle (Bush The Elder, Bob Dole, John McCain, Mitt Romney) Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T) 247
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Oh yeah, CB...he done said it. Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa) he needs to join that support group for people who can't shut the fuck up. alanon anon anon anon anon anon. ITS CODE! Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (VqhL9) 248
I know his campaign will say (if anything at all) that he was talking about all children or about actual roaches, but I really think that is what he calls black kids.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (r+sAi) 249
Democrats. Eating their own brains with the evil tales they spin.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 05:39 PM (vEIlU) Or maybe it's Kuru or Crutchfield Jakob from some of the cannibalistic activities we keep hearing the rich and powerful dabble in to keep young. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (kXoT0) 250
Between Joe and Jill, any wonder Hunter is messed up Posted by: Anna Puma I don't think Jill is mum to any of the biden kids. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (P1T9n) 251
Up, Up and Away In My Beautiful Buffoon
Posted by: Joe Biden and the Fifth Dementia at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (a4EWo) 252
What do drums say bwana Joe?
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 05:42 PM (gmo/4) ........... BOOM boom boom boom BOOM boom boom boom Aaah... Doctor Jill wants to get frisky. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (v0R5T) 253
Has anybody seen Hunter lately? I hear there's a judge looking for him.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC) 255
He will be shitting his pants on stage next
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway Joey Nutbags is well on his way to just dropping trou right there on stage if he needs to go poo - no need to ruin a nice pair of pants. Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (32YRo) 256
It's really rather stunning, dems look like they're going to charge into voting for impeachment with no evidence, no case, and just say "Fuck it, YOLO!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J) 257
DOCTOR Jill is Ashley's mom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC) 258
Between Joe and Jill, any wonder Hunter is messed up
Posted by: Anna Puma I don't think Jill is mum to any of the biden kids. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (P1T9n) "And you are NOT my fuckin' mother! Bitch!!" Posted by: The Biden Kids at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (CqE5x) 259
Armed convoy of cartel members attempted to take over a Mexican town, 22 killed
- I don't know if they recounted the bodies or this is a new attack. The bad guys used .50 caliber machine guns mounted on truck. Link to CNN. https://cnn.it/2DFI7AU Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (+y/Ru) 260
It's really rather stunning, dems look like they're going to charge into voting for impeachment with no evidence, no case, and just say "Fuck it, YOLO!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J) +++++++++++++ And they'll do it with a third of the country (probably 75% of the base) behind them. And there's no rule that you can only impeach once... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne) 261
It's really rather stunning, dems look like they're going to charge into voting for impeachment with no evidence, no case, and just say "Fuck it, YOLO!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo ________ "Give the People What They Want" isn't just an album by The Kinks. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (ScWBu) 262
240 Have Putin and Slow Joe ever met? If so I wonder how that meeting went.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:46 PM (COzlW) I wonder how private meetings between Joe and Barack really went. I'll bet on Not Good. Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 05:51 PM (AMIL/) 263
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (+y/Ru)
I guessed on the gun thread that they had used a .50. The bullet holes in the government building were a dead giveaway. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:51 PM (ZLlh9) 264
And there's no rule that you can only impeach once...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne) Serious question. Can an impeachment be rescinded? Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:51 PM (CqE5x) 265
And here I was thinking only Republicans operated on the "It's My Turn, Damnit" principle (Bush The Elder, Bob Dole, John McCain, Mitt Romney)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T) Trump disrupted that disastrous chain. During the 2016 primaries, I was hoping Ted Cruz would be the one to do it, but it was Trump, and I've got to admit he's done a better job tearing down the GOP Establishment than Ted ever could. Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:51 PM (E2EAq) 266
Mom, why is grampa dancing around in short shorts and singing about Nair?
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (EgshT) 267
DOCTOR Jill is Ashley's mom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC) ....... Aha. Now we know who prescribed the opioids. Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (v0R5T) 268
Armed convoy of cartel members attempted to take over a Mexican town, 22 killed
I suppose the key word here is "attempted". I'm not linking to CNN. Did they encounter resistance? Also, it seems to me we could get some cheap A-10 training here. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (T6t7i) 269
"Give the People What They Want" isn't just an album by The Kinks.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (ScWBu) +++++++++++++ There's also Natalie Merchant.... https://youtu.be/jORFcH5uAjM Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne) 270
"Give the People What They Want" isn't just an album by The Kinks.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (ScWBu) Especially to misfits and sleepwalkers and schoolboys in disgrace..... Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (CqE5x) 271
He will be shitting his pants on stage next
_______________ He belongs in a rest home. Instead, the Dims want to put him in the White House and give him the nuclear codes. Which he'd probably eat. Sad. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (k4dH2) 272
>>"Give the People What They Want" isn't just an album by The Kinks.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (ScWBu) +++++++++++++ There's also Natalie Merchant.... And the O'Jays. Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (OxV5C) 273
Biden was Barky's veep for 2 reasons. A) someone who would not overshadow lazy king Putt. and B) someone sooo bad that no one would consider making Barky a martyr for the commie cause.
And he is one of the top DNC candidates. And they have maybe one non-senile candidate who is not full on radical and (thankfully) the FNM and money folks are ignoring him. Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (eASYU) 274
265 And here I was thinking only Republicans operated on the "It's My Turn, Damnit" principle (Bush The Elder, Bob Dole, John McCain, Mitt Romney)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T) Trump disrupted that disastrous chain. During the 2016 primaries, I was hoping Ted Cruz would be the one to do it, but it was Trump, and I've got to admit he's done a better job tearing down the GOP Establishment than Ted ever could. Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:51 PM (E2EAq) It really HAS been amazing serendipity. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (ujg0T) 275
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (T6t7i)
Of the 22 I think at least half were cartel members. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLlh9) 276
Lordy, that's a funny video. I nearly bled in my eyeballs from mirth.
Democrats: Well, heck. The best prepared, most experienced candidate we ever fielded lost to Trumpffff. We'll have to pick an even better candidate this time if we're going to beat him. So who should we go with in 2020? Advisors: I know! How about Grandpa Joe? He's even more experienced, just 'cause he's so ancient. Sure he loses his grip on his dentures when he gets wee-weed up, and pops veins in his eyeballs now and then, but he'd be real comforting to voters -- someone just as confused and tired as they are. He can run on a message of "No Malarkey", and tell goofy stories about his glory days as a pool lifeguard. Democrats: Who's Malarkey? Maybe we should run him instead. Posted by: Starboardhelm at December 02, 2019 05:54 PM (hOtJL) 277
Instead, the Dims want to put him in the White House and give him the nuclear codes. Which he'd probably eat.
lmao!! Sad but probably true. Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 05:54 PM (dUJdY) 278
He belongs in a rest home. Instead, the Dims want to put him in the
White House and give him the nuclear codes. Which he'd probably eat. It's astonishing that a major political party would even consider him as a fit candidate. If he gets the nom, it's going to be a bloodbath. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:54 PM (T6t7i) 279
I guessed on the gun thread that they had used a .50. The bullet holes in the government building were a dead giveaway.
- Jeb says it was an act of love. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:54 PM (+y/Ru) 280
I remember when Obama and Biden were running and people were critical of Obama not having enough foreign policy experience. Their answer was that Biden had a gazillion years of foreign policy experience so no worries.
Yikes. Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 05:54 PM (oiNtH) 281
Aha. Now we know who prescribed the opioids.
She is not that kind of doctor. But you must call her DOCTOR anyway, plebe. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:55 PM (r+sAi) 282
My mother had an abortion on the day I was born.
Oh -- PURPLE. When NASA sends a rocket to Jupiter, Old Joe Biden will be there, knitting spacesuits out of steel wool. HEY. Kim Jong Un and I worked it out with President Obama last week. Did you know I speak French-Austrian with a Mandarin accent? Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 05:55 PM (gAXBD) 283
The fact that he did this 2 years ago TOTALLY mitigates the crazy factor here. Oooooh yeah.
I don't want to say that all Democrats are OK with deranged, crypto-pedos running for office because basic liberals are all, in their hearts, deranged, crypto-pedos, but yeah, I guess I am saying that. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 05:55 PM (3a/ug) 284
My son said that I told him that Biden would trade our nuclear arsenal for bubble gum (back in 2007). He said he always remembered that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 05:55 PM (nRWPy) 285
Clueless Joe from Scranton.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 02, 2019 05:55 PM (im6pB) 286
Remember, Barry liked him well enough that he made a lil' friendship bracelet for Joey. With a pizza slice charm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC) 287
I don't think Jill is mum to any of the biden kids.
_______________ Jill is the mother of Joe's daughter Ashley (the druggie). Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (k4dH2) 288
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My mother had an abortion on the day I was born. Oh -- PURPLE. When NASA sends a rocket to Jupiter, Old Joe Biden will be there, knitting spacesuits out of steel wool. HEY. Kim Jong Un and I worked it out with President Obama last week. Did you know I speak French-Austrian with a Mandarin accent? Posted by: Joe Biden Come on, this is really saf, right? Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (T6t7i) 289
Seriously I am sure Crazy Uncle Joe is losing a few screws holding his brain together.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (ZCEU2) 290
In a society that wasn't hyper-specialized, where all kinds of sexual depravity wasn't being normalized, including pedophilia, and where the individual hadn't routinely groped people, Joe's story would be kind of an innocent, folksy talk to normal people.
But then leftists decided to hyper-sexualize our society, have tried to normalize pedophilia and Gropin' Joe is always groping people. So yeah, in that context, it's pretty f*cking weird. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (DhRZI) 291
273 Biden was Barky's veep for 2 reasons. A) someone who would not overshadow lazy king Putt. and B) someone sooo bad that no one would consider making Barky a martyr for the commie cause.
And he is one of the top DNC candidates. And they have maybe one non-senile candidate who is not full on radical and (thankfully) the FNM and money folks are ignoring him. Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 05:53 PM (eASYU) It also may have been an olive branch extended by the Young Radical Obamunist to the Old Labor Guard wing of the Democrat Party, from which Joe Biden comes. This has happened before, when "Goldwateresque Cowboy" Uncle Ron offered the Veep slot to the Eastern Establishment George Bush the Elder. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 05:56 PM (ujg0T) 292
It's astonishing that a major political party would even consider him as a fit candidate.
He appeals to the moderates who are brain dead and don't watch the news. They will run him with a Commie VP, who will run the show, while Uncle Pedo sits in the Rose Garden and let's squirrels make nests in his hair. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (3a/ug) 293
If you really want Joe to whip his schlong out during a debate, place Kamala on one side of him and Tulsi on the other.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (wo3c/) 294
Pennsylvania mom bangs her dog and hangs her children. Seriously.
https://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/ mc-nws-berks-child-deaths-arrest- 20191202-n3awtpbfgjaqtoh3lk4pyqlcjy-story.html Theme song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ulhZvWDdIlY Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (G+fYZ) 295
269 "Give the People What They Want" isn't just an album by The Kinks.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (ScWBu) +++++++++++++ There's also Natalie Merchant.... https://youtu.be/jORFcH5uAjM Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne) Blood and Lust IS the candy.... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8) 296
Dr Jill might not be their biological mom but they were young when their mom died. She has to be the mom they remember.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (N3JsI) 297
that braclet thing, jeeesh.... it reminded me of the childish thing where they wrote something on their hands and tweeted out the pictures.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (r+sAi) 298
I was asking about this the other day and some regular poster was saying it was a hoax, but it's clearly not a hoax.
This is the sort of thing that would get you put away in a home against your will. Trump just runs this clip and it's over. I used to think Biden was the strongest, now I'm not so sure. Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (sjTfF) 299
And there's no rule that you can only impeach once...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:50 PM (violin music) "On this week's episode of Mystery Impeachment Theater 3000, the president's rumored affair with Diet Pepsi is the latest crime to be investigated by our intrepid duo, Adam Schiff and Jerrold Nadler." Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (COzlW) 300
Did they encounter resistance?
- Yes. They claim that 16 of the dead were bad guys but 1) it's CNN and 2) it's the Mexican government. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (+y/Ru) 301
His family should be ashamed, but they're Dems.
Posted by: Moon howler at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (5Qfo9) 302
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I was asking about this the other day and some regular poster was saying it was a hoax, but it's clearly not a hoax. Mea culpa. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 05:58 PM (T6t7i) 303
If you really want Joe to whip his schlong out during a debate, place Kamala on one side of him and Tulsi on the other.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (wo3c/) "Excuse me while I whip this out." --Sheriff Bart, 'Blazing Saddles' Sorry but I couldn't help it. That's the first thing to flash to mind. Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (E2EAq) 304
If Joe was a dog his owner would have put him down weeks ago.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (fp3O8) 305
Biden has got to on on the autism spectrum somewhere. His lack of social awareness and appropriateness seems way outside the norm.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (TdMsT) 306
Joe Biden is mentally competent to serve as President.
Posted by: Yale Psychiatrist at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (a4EWo) 307
Trump disrupted that disastrous chain. During the 2016 primaries, I was hoping Ted Cruz would be the one to do it, but it was Trump, and I've got to admit he's done a better job tearing down the GOP Establishment than Ted ever could.
Posted by: troyriser ________ I so hope Cruz runs again. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (ScWBu) 308
some guy did a music parody of Biden saying "buy a shotgun" and the "fire two shots" thing ... he could do a new one now, with "I like kids jumping on my lap ... playing with my leg hairs"
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (Cus5s) 309
>>I used to think Biden was the strongest, now I'm not so sure.
He's got Carzy Old Man + Retard Strength. That's hard to beat. Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (OxV5C) 310
Pennsylvania mom bangs her dog and hangs her children. Seriously.
Ye gods, this woman deserves death by torture. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc) 311
307 Trump disrupted that disastrous chain. During the 2016 primaries, I was hoping Ted Cruz would be the one to do it, but it was Trump, and I've got to admit he's done a better job tearing down the GOP Establishment than Ted ever could.
Posted by: troyriser ________ I so hope Cruz runs again. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (ScWBu) Maybe in 2024, but I'd rather they offer him a Supreme Court Justice slot the next one opens up. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T) 312
Just finished 3rd bottle of cheap red wine, 6 mgs of Xanax, and 30mgs of Percocet. Headache still there. Considering the worst at this point.
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6) 313
The RNC had a clock on their campaign homepage showing hours/days since last Biden gaffe. The reset was quite frequent.
Posted by: RoaringChicken at December 02, 2019 06:01 PM (XXaRO) 314
I was asking about this the other day and some regular poster was saying it was a hoax, but it's clearly not a hoax.
Mea culpa. Posted by: pep __________ No worries, just curious did you see somewhere it was a hoax, or did you think it was just too ridiculous? Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 06:01 PM (sjTfF) Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY) 316
Maybe in 2024, but I'd rather they offer him a Supreme Court Justice slot the next one opens up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon ________ Lifetime appointment. That'd be nice! Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:01 PM (ScWBu) 317
>>Just finished 3rd bottle of cheap red wine, 6 mgs of Xanax, and 30mgs of Percocet. Headache still there.
Are you on a date with Bill Cosby? Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:01 PM (OxV5C) 318
Oh Lordy. I just had a disturbing thought.
What if Hunter O.D.s. Joe gets the sympathy vote (if he's the nom). Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Ha at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (6A9Kg) 320
Mom, can we take a mulligan on this whole Biden thing?
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (EgshT) 321
His lack of social awareness and appropriateness seems way outside the norm.
Posted by: Ladyl ---- That or - Democrat. Politician. Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (Y4EXg) 322
Leg hair is just pubic hair on the leg.
Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (I5LRE) 323
Joes gonna read astrology from the Oval Office to save the world!
Posted by: Sister Cosmos Star at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (VqhL9) 324
312 Just finished 3rd bottle of cheap red wine, 6 mgs of Xanax, and 30mgs of Percocet. Headache still there. Considering the worst at this point.
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6) Get to the ER. Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (TdMsT) 325
Leg hairs are follicle question marks.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (COzlW) 326
319 This has to be the worst Dem primary field.
Ever. Posted by: Ha at December 02, 2019 06:02 PM (6A9Kg) It does make Snow Patsy Schroeder and the Seven Dwarfs of 1984 look good. And that is saying a lot. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (ujg0T) 327
Honest Jewells - it's just as well.
A horribly deranged person does horribly deranged things. Short version for you. Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg) 328
Jane - I don't think Hunter would garner any sympathy for Joe for most people.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH) 329
305 Biden has got to on on the autism spectrum somewhere. His lack of social awareness and appropriateness seems way outside the norm.
_____________ He's always been kind of an idiot. He was bottom of the class in law school (Syracuse), and in the 80's he was ripping off speeches written by some Welsh politician, and telling crowds that his forebears were Welsh coal miners (Joe's forebears actually owned car dealerships), until somebody pointed out that Biden has just plagiarized the Welsh guy's prior speech. Now add dementia to already lazy and stupid, and you get what we're currently seeing. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (k4dH2) 330
Good Lord, jenni lee. What Ladyl said.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC) 331
Won't read the woman-dead children-dog story. Too much there that I don't want to know.
Jenni Lee - Migraine? Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: AdderallAlpaca at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (frty6) Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (m45I2) Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (OxV5C) 335
This has to be the worst Dem primary field.
Ever. Posted by: Ha ________ 1984's was pretty bad. Jesse Jackson, Gary Hart, George McGovern (I know, right?) and John Glenn. And they all lost to Mondale. Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (ScWBu) 336
Sorry but I couldn't help it. That's the first thing to flash to mind.
Posted by: troyriser at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (E2EAq) 'flash' to mind? ISWYDT Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (VqhL9) 337
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Pennsylvania mom bangs her dog and hangs her children. Seriously. Ye gods, this woman deserves death by torture. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc) I wish I hadn't read that. Some people need killing. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (1CjJc) 338
331 Won't read the woman-dead children-dog story. Too much there that I don't want to know.
Jenni Lee - Migraine? Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH) Dirty sock, Vegas tunnels. Posted by: AdderallAlpaca at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (frty6) Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 06:05 PM (Y4EXg) 340
Jimmy Carter is back in the hospital. We may as well brace ourselves for McCain funeral 2.0.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC) 341
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 05:57 PM (G+fYZ)
...... That's one of the most disturbing things I've ever read. And I read a lot of disturbing things. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (DhRZI) 342
No worries, just curious did you see somewhere it was a hoax, or did you think it was just too ridiculous?
Posted by: Blago I saw the clip, and someone suggested it might be BLR. It confirmed my bias, because it was just so ridiculous that it just couldn't be real. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (T6t7i) 343
Finally catching a cruiser with a slightly severe headache. Will continue self medication until passing out.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (frty6) 344
in the 80's he was ripping off speeches written by some Welsh politician
And it wasn't just that Biden plagiarized, but WHO and WHAT he plagiarized. The UK Labour Party back then was out and out communist, before Tony Blair pulled them back from insanity. Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (ujg0T) 345
337 I don't need to read that, was reading aftermath of Stalingrad the other day and that was enough
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2) 346
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Good Lord, jenni lee. What Ladyl said. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC) Yes. Call 911 for an ambulance. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (1CjJc) 347
Nood Biden Junior, leg hair status unclear.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O) 348
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Jimmy Carter is back in the hospital. We may as well brace ourselves for McCain funeral 2.0. Posted by: Jane D'oh Yup, he will be portrayed as a great statesman, not the feckless clown who got bounced but should never have been anywhere near the WH. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (T6t7i) 349
Biden CAN"T leave. Both as cover for his son and a warped sense of pride.
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (q177U) Posted by: Ha at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (6A9Kg) 351
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jenni lee, do you have someone to drive you? Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (v0R5T) 352
Biden has never been able to control what he says, because he has never had to learn how, because the 'news' media has always(and continues to) cover up whatever stupid stuff he says.
This is a big fucking deal. Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (l3+k2) 353
Or course Twatter has nuked the video of Biden's hairy legs.
Of course it did. "All within the Democrat party, nothing outside the Democrat party, nothing against the Democrat party." Break them up! Posted by: William Quick at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (Ewoxi) Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (BqBId) 355
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better yet Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T) 356
351 324
jenni lee, do you have someone to drive you? Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (v0R5T) I'm good. I get this shit once a year and have to go to the doctor for a morphine and anti nausea and muscle relaxer shot. Then sent home with a weeks worth of meds. But i moved, and doctors don't treat severe migraines property because war on opioids. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (frty6) 357
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6)
Get to the ER. Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 06:03 PM (TdMsT) A co worker is in the hospital (life-flight) with bleeding in her brain. Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (gmo/4) 358
I could drive to Insomiacs house and get a Florida medical Mary Jane card for migraines and PTSD.
*hint hint * Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:14 PM (frty6) 359
Good Lord, jenni lee. What Ladyl said.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC) Yes. Get a ride, though. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 06:15 PM (xPJvm) 360
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:14 PM (frty6)
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6) It's not adding up Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (ZCEU2) 361
where else but amarica do you get to watch a front runner go bug fuck crazy, and a speaker of the house sweep the carpet with her boobs? we're in the best of hands.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (KP5rU) 362
360 Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:14 PM (frty6)
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6) It's not adding up Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (ZCEU2) I left on the Vegas mode tunnel rat sock. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (frty6) Posted by: Vinneh at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (Pzzpr) 364
I doubt I'm even in the top 100 to advance this theory, but what if Biden is only pretending to be demented. You know, like that elderly Mafia don who used to strategically "wander" outside in his bathrobe.
Then again, I'm probably just over-thinking it. Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (PV8Xg) 365
Oh, that's hilarious. Literally the comment ahead of mine made the same point!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (PV8Xg) 366
No, Mr. President, he isn't 'Sleepy' Joe Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden sure is Creepy at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (Zx6uT) 367
Odd, but Biden sounds remarkably like Mueller did during his rambling testimony. It's more than just senile grandpa although that's abudant. The cadence, maybe?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (iw59Q) 368
312 Just finished 3rd bottle of cheap red wine, 6 mgs of Xanax, and 30mgs of Percocet. Headache still there. Considering the worst at this point.
Posted by: jenni lee at December 02, 2019 06:00 PM (frty6) My son's migrains were cured quickly when I read a story in the Costco magazine. A lady used magnesium pills and her migrains stopped. Worked for my son as well. Good Luck! Posted by: Slim at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (8Z4CV) 369
Biden looks just like Jeff Dunham's Walter in that opening shot.
Posted by: An Adequately Ventilated Ventriloquist at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (JQlio) 370
Sometime around 2008 aliens kidnapped our press corps and replaced them with the three monkey version.
Posted by: E. Zach Lee-Wright at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (BLMk0) 371
My son's migrains were cured quickly when I read a story in the Costco
magazine. A lady used magnesium pills and her migrains stopped. Worked for my son as well. A friend of mine found epsom salt baths very helpful. Posted by: Mutnodjmet at December 02, 2019 09:24 PM (sPJyv) 372
RE: Jimmy Carter. He is in for a urinary tract infection. My husband's grandfather, who was 95 when he passed, suffered a series of these before the end.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at December 02, 2019 09:26 PM (sPJyv) 373
The "sundowners" is probably not classic sundowners but a related mental status change that occurs when long-standing routines are changed. It probably kicked in when he had to give up his usual evening libations and (probably) stopped altogether; got a face lift; (likely went on new medicines to help him concentrate, elevate his mood, and control untoward thoughts; and when his schedule was interrupted for constant campaigning and the subsequent altered sleep patterns.
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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