EMT 11/30/19

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Thanksgiving

What happens when they say they are coming, but then bail at the last minute.

Their loss... smoked bird & venison was (and still is) awesome.

I vacuum sealed and froze most of it actually.

Unfortunately, the sheet-pan pumpkin pie my wife made just isn't the sort of thing you freeze, so I am forced to continue to eat until it is all gone.

Still, I persevere.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

2 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, November 30, 2019. On this day in 1804 the Senate began the impeachment trial of Samuel Chase. His rulings were all based on political crap just like the liberal wing we have now. He was was acquitted on all counts.

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

3 Unfortunately, the sheet-pan pumpkin pie my wife made just isn't the sort of thing you freeze, so I am forced to continue to eat until it is all gone.

Still, I persevere.

Posted by: krakatoa

A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do.

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

4 americanthinker.com/what if this ukraine nonsense is a coverup too
https://tinyurl.com/vjjolme

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)

5 Yesterday communist globull warming assholes blocked streets during black Friday shopping because capitalism 'Bad'. The Fox News article said it was worldwide but Black Friday and Thanksgiving are only American traditions.


https://tinyurl.com/tu6jnbx

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

6 And here's what the Globull warming fraud is all about and always has been all about this shit. When they say 'rich' nations must fork over money to these communist assholes think US.


https://tinyurl.com/tanyzbq

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

7 Soros assholes want to abolish ICE to protect illegals.


https://tinyurl.com/tszqvuk

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

8 Krak - a few cups of coffee will help keep you awake while eating that

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (ZCEU2)

9 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (JwHjN)

10 Far left Newsweek posts an outright lie about Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/rnjyopv

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/rerjc9a



And that's it for today. Still nothing out there.

Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

12 Sheet pan pumpkin pie! Awesome idea!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:05 AM (Z/jzm)

13 zerohedge.com/plundering ukraine corrupt american democrats
https://tinyurl.com/y2mc53w9

Democrats were up to the top of their heads in the corruption in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:06 AM (ZCEU2)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:06 AM (arJlL)

15 G'morning, all.

Posted by: The otters of the Internet at November 30, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba)

16 Be off me, you furry little sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

17 americanthinker.com/ukrainian boogiewoogie and going on offense
https://tinyurl.com/swjd2f9

The cliff notes of the Ukraine corruption

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:11 AM (ZCEU2)

18 Good morning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2019 06:12 AM (TdiTu)

19 Its a curse getting up in the 4am hour every day with the only thing to do is think of food and look up things

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:12 AM (ZCEU2)

20 >>with the only thing to do is think of food and look up things
Posted by: Skip

Don't forget cat snuggles.

Missing my cats when I'm here.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:15 AM (Z/jzm)

21
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 06:15 AM (7rVsF)

22 Be off me, you furry little sock
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:09 AM


But for a missing letter, that would fit me to a "t".

Posted by: Beto at November 30, 2019 06:16 AM (DMUuz)

23 Morning!

Thanks for the news Vic.

All settled in with a cuppa and a piece of pumpkin pie that my SIL made. Anddddd, the crust in the middle is damn near raw.

Should I tell her?

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

24 Ha!

The Donald strikes again!

Love the story on the Newsweek Twitter nitwit that reported Trump spent TG golfing and tweeting, while he was actually off working the chow line for our troops.

PDT's response? "I thought Newsweek was out of business." followed by "Fake News gonna Fake".

To the soldiers he was serving "When our enemies hear the sound of your jets... their terrorist blood runs cold because they know their demise is near."

Love the President.

Posted by: They Might Be Chondria at November 30, 2019 06:18 AM (gMFTt)

25 All settled in with a cuppa and a piece of pumpkin pie that my SIL made. Anddddd, the crust in the middle is damn near raw.

Should I tell her?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:17 AM


Only if you can do it with humor.

Posted by: Krusty the Klown at November 30, 2019 06:18 AM (DMUuz)

26 PDT has the Open Borders, death to American citizens people out from under cover and in the daylight. No doubt in my mind if they could figure out how to kill you and slip a illegal into your home and bed they would.

Just ask the Uyghurs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

27 Is she the type that would say, "make it yourself next time"? Then, nope. Smile, surreptitiously scrape the filling and hide the soggy crust in your napkin!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:19 AM (Z/jzm)

28 Up to early, watching Petticoat Junction. The lady who played Kate was cousin Pearl on Beverly hillbillies and the voice of Betty Rubble on the Flintstones

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 06:20 AM (ZUFWM)

29 Is she the type that would say, "make it yourself next time"? Then, nope. Smile, surreptitiously scrape the filling and hide the soggy crust in your napkin!
Posted by: My life is insanity

No she isn't, but I know she makes it, mainly, for me.
Crust has a weird flavor to it too. Like....garlic powder weird.
She's turns 64 this year, time to send her to the home?

/s

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

30 5 Yesterday communist globull warming assholes blocked streets during black Friday shopping because capitalism 'Bad'. The Fox News article said it was worldwide but Black Friday and Thanksgiving are only American traditions.


https://tinyurl.com/tu6jnbx
Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

Get a fucking life! What a bunch of sad worthless lifeless scolds. Their life brings no joy and their deaths will not be mourned.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

31 I have my cat on my lap for awhile, coffee is cold and needs a refill.
Was thinking today why I don't use my travel cup, its big and keeps coffee hot a long time.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:24 AM (ZCEU2)

32 I was making cinnamon sugared toast one morning and thought my mixture needed more cinnamon. So I grabbed the bottle of ground cinnamon and liberally shook some on the toast. Took a bite. It was cumin I grabbed. Kids haven't let me forget that yet!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:26 AM (Z/jzm)

33 >>Was thinking today why I don't use my travel cup, its big and keeps coffee hot a long time.
Posted by: Skip

I have to do that here, mom will dump out the coffee in the coffee pot right after breakfast if i haven't drank it all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:28 AM (Z/jzm)

34 How bad are flying Reindeer carbon footprints?

Is it time for Santa to consider a Hybrid?


Someone needs to do a meme.

Greta Von Thunderberg pointing at Santa and snarling 'How dare you"

And Santa saying 'Kid, you want a present, or not?'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)

35 Get a fucking life! What a bunch of sad worthless lifeless scolds. Their life brings no joy and their deaths will not be mourned.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Maybe they should try blocking the USPS, UPS, FedEx, and Amazon's delivery service.
They're probably doing more carbon (OMG) output then the people going shopping

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

36 FFS

Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.

The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

37 Took a bite. It was cumin I grabbed. Kids haven't let me forget that yet!
Posted by: My life is insanity

That would be an interesting breakfast!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

38 A few years ago in the morning here I made oatmeal and grabbed what I thought was cinnamon but was cumin because it was where I thought the cinnamon was the night before. Scrapped it off the top and was not noticeable.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:31 AM (ZCEU2)

39 Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.

The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx

It being taxes and local gubbmint, I'm sure it'll be successful too.

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

40 There is F-1 Qualifying at 7:55, its all more for bragging rights though middle teams might care, moving up or down 1 place can mean millions in FIA money.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:34 AM (ZCEU2)

41 The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.


I wonder what kind of job training?
How to grow weed?

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

42 In my defense, the bottles look the same, they were both the same brand- McCormick- and my sense of smell is not that great. But wow, I could taste it! The look on my face gave the kids a good laugh, anyway.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:34 AM (Z/jzm)

43 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 06:34 AM (cknjq)

44 Anybody ever notice the similarity between Colin Kaepernick and Al Bundy?



Both sucked at football.

And later went on to sell shoes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)

45 Both sucked at football.

And later went on to sell shoes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

46 Funniest thing on my cumin/ cinnamon switch is there are very often remarks here I would do it some morning being half asleep.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:42 AM (ZCEU2)

47 Yang paid women less and fired them for getting married.

https://tinyurl.com/v58e74h

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

48 Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM


But it was relayed on the ONT that marijuana was dangerous. Do they know that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:44 AM (DMUuz)

49 Can we have common sense narwhal tusk control???

https://tinyurl.com/r48c4dz

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

50 >>Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM

I'm sure that earmark will last as long as WI's raised cigarette tax that was earmarked for 'education about the dangers of smoking' lasted. Raiding the fund is what they do best.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)

51
I'm laughing my ass off at HotAir. They've added some "VIP" feature where some posts are behind a pay wall.

You had to pay to read Allahpussy's lastest cuck farts now.

I wonder how well that's going to work out for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 30, 2019 06:50 AM (f1Vqw)

52 I can see it now, blacks use reparations money to buy more black-market weed to avoid the tax.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 06:51 AM (ZUFWM)

53 "Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM "

Maryland has recently chosen to adopt the recommendations of the Kerwin Commission, which set a goal of jumping from the middle of School standings in the United States to being number one on the entire fcuking planet.

Cost is over 4 BILLION dollars just to get this turkey off the ground.

One of the revenue streams is the intended legalizing and taxing of recreational marijuana.

I asked one of our State Senators at a public forum if Maryland was considering legalizing any other vices to raise money for the children.

He was NOT happy with the question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)

54 Haven't been to Hot Air in a long time but that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:52 AM (ZCEU2)

55 Breakfast dessert time, last of coffee and apple pie

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:54 AM (ZCEU2)

56 Haven't been to Hot Air in a long time but that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere
Posted by: Skip

Does it include bottle service?

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

57 I asked one of our State Senators at a public forum if Maryland was considering legalizing any other vices to raise money for the children.

He was NOT happy with the question.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)
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Oh, that is awesome. I'm going to have to remember that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:56 AM (/669Q)

58 200k kids in MD middle scrools
4 Billion
WTFO?

$20k per kid!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

59 Good morning! Well, the turkey is gone except for a portion big enough to make one more sammich, and the snow that I shoveled on Thanksgiving has been replaced with new snow overnight.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:57 AM (LpdKl)

60 $20k per kid!
Posted by: rhennigantx

We gonna learn 'em real good!

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

61 >> $20k per kid!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well that's not nearly enough!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:58 AM (Z/jzm)

62 Haven't been to Hot Air in a long time but that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere

That's usually a sign that they're struggling.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:58 AM (LpdKl)

63 $20k per kid!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well that's not nearly enough!
Posted by: My life is insanity

Oops, half of that is gone already. Sorry

...Administration costs...

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

64 Does it include bottle service?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:55 AM


If you're Hunter Biden, you can get Steely Dan service.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 07:00 AM (DMUuz)

65 The Fox News article said it was worldwide but Black Friday and Thanksgiving are only American traditions.

Black Friday itself is global. It's become its own thing, detached from both Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:00 AM (6XLoz)

66 Townhall, Twitchy and Insty all have the VIP paywall too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 07:00 AM (ZUFWM)

67 "Oh, that is awesome. I'm going to have to remember that. "

He really got pissed when I asked who was it that decided that we just skip right over improving to maybe 'Top Ten' in the nation, which we might have been able to afford and sustain, and shoot for Number one on earth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)

68 Saw a news segment locally the other day that said with the new minimum raise schedule that Denver just instituted, in 3 years waiters and waitresses will make more than some public school teachers.

Tis' to laugh. I thought legalizing weed was gonna fix the schools. And the roads.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 07:02 AM (LpdKl)

69 I found the last piece of cheesecake (that was oldest's birthday cake) in the back of the fridge. He wont be back 'til tomorrow afternoon. It's from Wednesday. Think it'll still be good? Wouldn't want it to go to waste....

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:02 AM (Z/jzm)

70 that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere

Salem's doing that on all of their sites.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:02 AM (6XLoz)

71 Sounds just like Evanston, "Little Berkeley on the Lake" ... home of Northwestern U, represented in congress by ... loony woman, 3 names, married to bob creamer the commie ratfuck artist ... meh.

Would be a lovely place without all the leftists; needs a heliport.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 07:03 AM (JwHjN)

72 Can these big woke companies finally admit they HATE you??

https://tinyurl.com/rzhwycb

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

73 Tis' to laugh. I thought legalizing weed was gonna fix the schools. And the roads.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

We had to hire on more front office help then we originally budgeted for.
Truth be told, we can't budget, or stick to a budget for shucks

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

74 Townhall, Twitchy and Insty all have the VIP paywall too

Insty doesn't have a paywall, but some of the posters there do link to their own VIP pieces on other sites.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:05 AM (6XLoz)

75 Bloomys take on the dumb stupid ignorant poor

Because the problem is in people that don't have a lot of money. And so higher taxes should have a bigger impact on their behavior and how they deal with themselves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

76 Milwaukee is adding a referendum to raise property taxes for schools. It will at least double the taxes. So they can add -i think it was 10,000- teachers. I'm guessing it will pass.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:06 AM (Z/jzm)

77 Because the problem is in people that don't have a lot of money. And so higher taxes should have a bigger impact on their behavior and how they deal with themselves.
Posted by: rhennigantx

The poor are like children. They can't handle money.
Give them some shiny trinkets.

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

78 lol, paywalls.

If you don't want people to read your stuff, just say so, or quit writing it and get a real job.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 07:07 AM (JwHjN)

79 Here they are having discussions about how to give legal weed prescription to school kids, and to animals too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 07:08 AM (ZUFWM)

80 If you don't want people to read your stuff, just say so, or quit writing it and get a real job.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

But, coding's harrrddd!

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

81 "79 Here they are having discussions about how to give legal weed prescription to school kids, and to animals too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 07:08 AM (ZUFWM) "



How progressive of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (JwHjN)

82 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX8)

83 lol, paywalls.

If you don't want people to read your stuff, just say so, or quit writing it and get a real job.


I wouldn't laugh too hard. Today it's just stern suggestions from the cobs to donate, tomorrow it's AoS Premium, with extra ampersands and a free box of Kaboom with subscription.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (6XLoz)

84 I found the last piece of cheesecake (that was oldest's birthday cake) in the back of the fridge. He wont be back 'til tomorrow afternoon. It's from Wednesday. Think it'll still be good? Wouldn't want it to go to waste....
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:02 AM (Z/jzm)
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It should be fine! But you might want to eat it for breakfast today, just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (/669Q)

85 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Even lecturers get time off to pursue their hobbies

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

86 Even lecturers get time off to pursue their hobbies
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

On sabbatical?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:12 AM (H8QX8)

87 We had to hire on more front office help then we originally budgeted for.
Truth be told, we can't budget, or stick to a budget for shucks
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:04 AM


Continuing Resolutions work for us.

Posted by: House of Representatives at November 30, 2019 07:12 AM (DMUuz)

88 That was my thinking, Bluebell!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:13 AM (Z/jzm)

89 Ooops. Hit too many zeros. 1,000 teachers.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:14 AM (Z/jzm)

90 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.

On Fox yesterday they were saying he was wearing an ankle monitor when he attacked, which puts a whole new spin on "they were known to the authorities, who did nothing to stop them" that we always hear after this stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:14 AM (6XLoz)

91 77 Because the problem is in people that don't have a lot of money. And so higher taxes should have a bigger impact on their behavior and how they deal with themselves.
Posted by: rhennigantx

The poor are like children. They can't handle money.
Give them some shiny trinkets.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

We have schools with cafeterias. End EBT and food stamps and feed them at 0500 to 0630 and again at 1700 to 1830.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

92 "
It should be fine! But you might want to eat it for breakfast today, just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (/669Q)
"


Just what I was gonna say !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 07:14 AM (JwHjN)

93 Guest at Cambridge only because he couldn't get to any university here.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:15 AM (ZCEU2)

94 90 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.

On Fox yesterday they were saying he was wearing an ankle monitor when he attacked, which puts a whole new spin on "they were known to the authorities, who did nothing to stop them" that we always hear after this stuff.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:14 AM (6XLoz)

At remote control and about 2 oz of C4. That will stop the wandering.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

95 The great Horde mind thinks alike, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 07:16 AM (/669Q)

96 Ooops. Hit too many zeros. 1,000 teachers.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Just you wait.
Kids will still be dumb as a bag of hammers.

10,000 will fix it this time! We just know it!

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

97

Sheet pan pumpkin pie ? What is the RATIO!!

Posted by: saf at November 30, 2019 07:18 AM (5IHGB)

98 97 my guess 1 sheet pan pie to 6 people

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:20 AM (ZCEU2)

99 Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie


This is known

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 07:20 AM (cknjq)

100 82 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX

----------------------------

Before or after his stabbing spree?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2019 07:22 AM (CAJOC)

101 Note to self: Start business training service monkeys to go to weed store and then roll joints for lazy stoners. Going to be rich man

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 07:22 AM (ZUFWM)

102 RE: The London Stabber. The Brits have become a nation of government dependent laborers, overseen by a bunch of feckless, EU lurving, royalty wannabes.

It must pain QE to no end when she considers what her county has become in less than a century.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 07:23 AM (LpdKl)

103 Before or after his stabbing spree?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Before.
After, he's the newest, and mostest smartest, member of The VIew

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

104 So, one of the local grocery stores is having the remaining fresh turkeys on sale for $0.49 cents per pound. Mrs SoCon suggested getting one, roasting it, and then picking and freezing it for casseroles , turkey pot pies, etc.

Sure, it takes up room, but when you have eight mouths to feed, you take cheap protein where you can find it.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2019 07:24 AM (AhzhR)

105 Happy Saturday! And pie for breakfast after Thanksgiving is a tradition.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 07:24 AM (bDqIh)

106 The Brits have become a nation of government dependent laborers, overseen by a bunch of feckless, EU lurving, royalty wannabes.

In fairness to the Brits, he was immediately tackled by bystanders who took away his knife and held him until police arrived.

I'm sure they'll be charged with a hate crime for stopping him though.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:24 AM (6XLoz)

107 Oddly enough, the Today Show doesn't seem to be covering the unrest in Iran,

Nor the leader of Iran announcing that he is stepping down in response to the protests.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:25 AM (cqNba)

108 The Brits have become a nation of government dependent laborers, overseen by a bunch of feckless, EU lurving, royalty wannabes.

It must pain QE to no end when she considers what her county has become in less than a century.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 07:23 AM (LpdKl)


When they tossed Churchill after WW2 it was pretty fucking obvious the citizens were ingrates and tools.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 07:26 AM (y7DUB)

109 Okay
Time to start the day.

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 07:26 AM (vd8XM)

110 107

Iraq

Posted by: Panhandler at November 30, 2019 07:26 AM (S/rwf)

111 and be quick now girl. get to the phallic device dispensary and fetch me a big one

That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

112 Why do I think even if they knew that guy was going to go all jihadi it wouldn't have made a difference for him to be let free?
Maybe they did

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:27 AM (ZCEU2)

113 Insty doesn't have a paywall, but some of the posters there do link to their own VIP pieces on other sites.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:05 AM (6XLoz)

-------------------------------

PJMedia has a paywall. I can only hope it doesn't eventually infect Insty.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2019 07:28 AM (CAJOC)

114 "107

Iraq
Posted by: Panhandler at "

Well...fcuk me runnin'

That'l teach me to read news early in the morning.


Thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

115 Mornin yall. Does anyone know what I can do about stubborn belly fat? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (2+pU9)

116 >>Mrs SoCon suggested getting one, roasting it, and then picking and freezing it for casseroles , turkey pot pies, etc.

I do that every year. Husband's work hands out turkeys every Thanksgiving, and it's always at least a 20 lb. one. Freezing it in small amounts, making stock is a great way to use it over the next few months.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (Z/jzm)

117 104 So, one of the local grocery stores is having the remaining fresh turkeys on sale for $0.49 cents per pound. Mrs SoCon suggested getting one, roasting it, and then picking and freezing it for casseroles , turkey pot pies, etc.

Sure, it takes up room, but when you have eight mouths to feed, you take cheap protein where you can find it.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2019 07:24 AM (AhzhR)

make a white sauce lasagna

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

118 >>In fairness to the Brits, he was immediately tackled by bystanders who took away his knife and held him until police arrived.


They've learned, after so many attacks, that their police are useless.

"F$#@, I'm Millwall!" = our "Let's roll!" battle cry. Good for them for not cowering as they are told to do.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 07:30 AM (bDqIh)

119 How many readers would sign up for a VIP option? I'm guessing less than 5%, probably a lot less...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:30 AM (oVJmc)

120 "That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said."

Remember when the Press was covering the Bush twins, and there was an incident involving alcohol?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)

121 115 Mornin yall. Does anyone know what I can do about stubborn belly fat? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (2+pU9)

Are you talking about Stelter?? Just change the channel!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

122 115 Mornin yall. Does anyone know what I can do about stubborn belly fat? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:29 AM (2+pU9)

--------------------------------

I've been feeding mine.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2019 07:31 AM (CAJOC)

123 Haven't been to Hot Air in a long time but that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere



That's usually a sign that they're struggling.


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:58 AM

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It is on everything salem media owns. twitchy, hot air, townhall, etc.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2019 07:31 AM (JUOKG)

124 Our local paper is completely behind a paywall. It's like putting a fence around a garbage dump.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:32 AM (2+pU9)

125 So, one of the local grocery stores is having the
remaining fresh turkeys on sale for $0.49 cents per pound. Mrs SoCon
suggested getting one, roasting it, and then picking and freezing it for
casseroles , turkey pot pies, etc.



Sure, it takes up room, but when you have eight mouths to feed, you take cheap protein where you can find it.


Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2019 07:24 AM

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I will do that if I can find any left over here.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2019 07:32 AM (JUOKG)

126 That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)


I hope Clarence Thomas is enjoying the humiliation of the paste eater's trash family, even if the MFM is doing their best to keep it hidden from view.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 07:32 AM (y7DUB)

127 "Does anyone know what I can do about stubborn belly fat? Asking for a friend."


Do like I do.

Re-brand it as 'Lower Chest Development"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

128 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice



This will likely get him tenure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:32 AM (oVJmc)

129 120 "That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said."

Remember when the Press was covering the Bush twins, and there was an incident involving alcohol?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)

The criminalization of America! All of the prohibition style drinking laws are used by progressive to control young people and make them think more laws are better. We let 18 YOs drive, vote, and die in combat but they dont get a fucking beer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

130 lin-duh was asking who has a good pizzelle recipe. Someone suggested me, but I never made them. Tonypete or Cannibal Bob are a better source.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:34 AM (BEjc7)

131 Sheet pan pumpkin pie? Must find recipe!

Posted by: sinalco at November 30, 2019 07:35 AM (yODqO)

132 >>
I asked one of our State Senators at a public forum if Maryland was
considering legalizing any other vices to raise money for the children.



He was NOT happy with the question.



Perfect!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 07:35 AM (bDqIh)

133 Having Thanksgiving and family reunion on the same day has taught me the healing powers of a Social Security disability determination.

It's a miracle, I tell ya.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood at November 30, 2019 07:35 AM (9X60i)

134 "Evanston Illinois aldermen on Monday approved directing all sales tax revenue collected from recreational marijuana purchases to a fund that will establish a local reparations program."

The tax on marijuana will "be invested in the community it unfairly policed and damaged,"

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:35 AM (2+pU9)

135 freaked- lay off the pie and eat what my wife eats everything has o fat and whole grain in it. Everything.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:35 AM (ZCEU2)

136 In fairness to the Brits, he was immediately tackled by bystanders who took away his knife and held him until police arrived.

In fairness to the Brits, there are outliers in every population.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 07:36 AM (LpdKl)

137 Due to the eminent move out of stately VIA Manor, we did a minimal meal on Thanksgiving.

I had forgotten just how good Mrs VIA's home made pumpkin pies are, and my MiL's home made stuffing until we replaced both with store bought this year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:37 AM (cqNba)

138 Joey Bidet launched a new campaign initiative: the 'No Malarkey Tour'. That'll draw the millenials, using a word that only shows up in Jimmy Cagney movies.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (BEjc7)

139 >>Haven't been to Hot Air in a long time but that VIP thing is turning up elsewhere




>>That's usually a sign that they're struggling.

Well, maybe Salem should try not to suck and they wouldn't be struggling?

I didn't read HotAir much, but they seem to hate their readers (or did, before they fled). And Townhall has mostly cucks, and let their comments sections become unreadable thanks to more trolls than legit commenters years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (bDqIh)

140 @115
It depends, if you are under 29, then it's increased diet, exercise and knock off all sugar, if you are over 29 then you pretty much have to starve yourself to lose those last few pounds.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (qNujn)

141 "It depends, if you are under 29, then it's increased diet, exercise and knock off all sugar, if you are over 29 then you pretty much have to starve yourself to lose those last few pounds"


I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:41 AM (2+pU9)

142 I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.

Posted by: freaked
at November 30, 2019 07:41 AM
(2+pU9)


Tummy tuck?

Posted by: Colin at November 30, 2019 07:42 AM (bxRbI)

143 I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:41 AM (2+pU9)

Never look down

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 07:42 AM (cknjq)

144 "I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick."

Eat a head of romaine lettuce from Salinas California.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:43 AM (cqNba)

145 >>I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.


Go ahead, click the link - you know you want to!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 07:43 AM (bDqIh)

146 @141
TANSTAAFL, or one weird trick when it comes to losing weight.

For most people it comes down to blood, sweat, tears and calorie reduction, mostly of carbs.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 30, 2019 07:44 AM (qNujn)

147 Sheet pan pumpkin pie.....still didn't get my answer I'll ask more plainly.......How much Sheet to Pumpkin?

Posted by: saf at November 30, 2019 07:44 AM (5IHGB)

148 Hey I just noticed my hash changed. That's gonna mess up my sock count. brb

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:45 AM (2+pU9)

149
Unfortunately, the sheet-pan pumpkin pie my wife made just isn't the sort of thing you freeze, so I am forced to continue to eat until it is all gone.

Still, I persevere.


You're a trooper, krak!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2019 07:45 AM (pNxlR)

150 Joey Bidet launched a new campaign initiative: the 'No Malarkey Tour'. That'll draw the millenials, using a word that only shows up in Jimmy Cagney movies.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (BEjc7)


There has been literally nothing that bloviating retard has done in his campaign that hasn't produced eye rolling if not stunned disbelief. That the unfree press pretends it's totally normal or ignores it isn't helping them nearly as much as they seem to believe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 07:47 AM (y7DUB)

151 By all accounts the last 10 pounds is pretty tough to shed.

Avoiding carbs speeds up weight loss, even if restricting calories. I was surprised how little food is required. Carbs aren't called "empty calories" for nothing. A handful of potato chips is equal to 4 eggs. And guess what costs more?

http://www.burnfatnotsugar.com/assets/if.pdf

Posted by: Common Tater at November 30, 2019 07:47 AM (pQrYJ)

152 Keto cheesecake in fridge is calling me...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

153 freaked: what has worked for me: elliptical trainer, regular walks at least a half mile each way. Recently a bout of clinical depression killed my appetite, I got so thin!+You don't even realize you're dieting!

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (BEjc7)

154 0.49 / lb, wow !

I paid 0.69 / lb yesterday, bought two 25-pound birds.

cheap protein, yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (JwHjN)

155 141 "It depends, if you are under 29, then it's increased diet, exercise and knock off all sugar, if you are over 29 then you pretty much have to starve yourself to lose those last few pounds"


I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:41 AM (2+pU9)

eat the entire sheet pumpkin pie over 3 days not 2

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

156 Joey Bidet launched a new campaign initiative: the 'No Malarkey Tour'. That'll draw the millenials, using a word that only shows up in Jimmy Cagney movies.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (BEjc7)



Vote for me, you whippersnappers!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

157 "By all accounts the last 10 pounds is pretty tough to shed"


Well I'd stop before I weighed 10 pounds.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (Tnijr)

158 As a purveyor here for 10 years I still couldn't say if Krak ever posts comments. I have assumed all this time his alarm goes off at 6am on weekends he rolls over, hits the alarm off, the key send on the laptop then turns over and goes back to sleep.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:49 AM (ZCEU2)

159 141 "It depends, if you are under 29, then it's increased diet, exercise and knock off all sugar, if you are over 29 then you pretty much have to starve yourself to lose those last few pounds"


I was looking for something simpler, like one weird trick.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:41 AM (2+pU9)

you could try the 4 hour body

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 07:50 AM (JFO2v)

160
138 Joey Bidet launched a new campaign initiative: the 'No Malarkey Tour'. That'll draw the millenials, using a word that only shows up in Jimmy Cagney movies.
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:39 AM (BEjc7)


Are certain words creeping into his conversation? Words like "swell" ...

trouble, trouble, Trouble,Trouble!

... aha! And "so's your old man!"

Trouble, Trouble, TROUBLE, TROUBLE!

Well, if so my friends ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2019 07:51 AM (pNxlR)

161 There are a dozen doggie toys laying on our sunroom floor, and which one does the puppy prefer? My shoe. My feet must smell really good.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 07:51 AM (Tnijr)

162 150: All the MSM's horses and all the MSM's men couldn't put this trainwreck back together again.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:52 AM (BEjc7)

163 Crazy Uncle Joe could have used the Far out Man tour

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:52 AM (ZCEU2)

164 Anybody have the link to Jewel's online shop?

I just remembered that today is Small Business Saturday, and between the idea of supporting a fellow Moron, and the fact that her stuff is outstanding, an online visit today might be a good idea.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 07:53 AM (cqNba)

165 "the 'No Malarkey Tour'. "

It's the bee's knees.

Posted by: Stuff my grandma said at November 30, 2019 07:53 AM (Tnijr)

166 Its not only dogs that love stinky things, my cats use to roll around with a used sock of mine

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:53 AM (ZCEU2)

167 "the 'No Malarkey Tour'. "


This is the idea of his youth outreach coordinator, Mr. Slip Mahoney.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:54 AM (oVJmc)

168 It's bologna, and any way you slice it, it's still bologna.

Posted by: Stuff my grandma said at November 30, 2019 07:55 AM (Tnijr)

169 Jewells usually has a link on her nic, find a post she has been around a lot here lately.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:55 AM (ZCEU2)

170 The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx

It being taxes and local gubbmint, I'm sure it'll be successful too.
_________________

Yeah, it's not as if those 'po black folks in the Chicago area have ever been the beneficiaries of any other types of government or NGO give-aways based on race, right?

And no doubt this current bounty will be just as useful to them as when Barky Obama headed up the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, which involved giving away millions of dollars of other peoples' money, for the purpose of improving education for the 'po black chillens of Chicago. After Barky and his lefty buddies had distributed over $100 million, a study concluded that that giving away that free money had accomplished . . . . . . . . absolutely nothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 07:56 AM (k4dH2)

171 @138

I think the people running his campaign think they can use the same tactics they used on Paul Ryan during the debates, sneering condescension and the promiscuous use of old timey words and phrases.

Malarkey, balderdash, and the like.


This will not work on the Golden Scalpweasel.


And isn't it a little bizzare that no Democrat is actually running against a Democrat opponents in the primary, even that pip squeak Bloomberg.


All running against the big dog and wasting scads of money in the process.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 30, 2019 07:56 AM (qNujn)

172 'Say, I know I can beat that mug Donald Trump, see?'

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:57 AM (BEjc7)

173 Hey!

Posted by: Sparkey Malarkey at November 30, 2019 07:57 AM (TdiTu)

174
I was under the impression that Evanston, IL was one of the pricier 'burbs around Chicago.

Some outreach that is, if so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2019 07:58 AM (pNxlR)

175 Tom Servo made the same point about legalizing vices for revenue the other day discussing lotto. It seems to me to eventually boil down to a choice- do we want organized crime to run our gambling, drugs, and prostitution, or the government? But then, I repeat myself.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:58 AM (87EdW)

176 "Still, I persevere."

Nevertheless, he persisted.

FIFY

Posted by: Raymond C Duke at November 30, 2019 07:59 AM (XMHIF)

177 23 Skidoo!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2019 07:59 AM (TdiTu)

178 Damn, my ears must have been burning! lol.. VIA just click my nic and thanks for thinking of me

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 07:59 AM (dUJdY)

179 'Tippecanoe and Biden Too'

Or just recycle one of Obama's slogans.

Posted by: Colin at November 30, 2019 07:59 AM (bxRbI)

180 Skip I don't think you were here yesterday when I mentioned I went to see Midway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 08:00 AM (dUJdY)

181 If Moochelle runs they could use "I Like Mike".

Posted by: Stuff my grandma said at November 30, 2019 08:01 AM (Tnijr)

182
Joey Choo-Choo is destined to go out exactly like Cagney in "White Heat":

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

** storage tank on which he
** stood explodes in flames **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2019 08:01 AM (pNxlR)

183 Tom Servo made the same point about legalizing vices
for revenue the other day discussing lotto. It seems to me to
eventually boil down to a choice- do we want organized crime to run our
gambling, drugs, and prostitution, or the government? But then, I repeat
myself.


Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:58 AM

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Texas won't legalize gambling because they won't get to keep all of the money like they do with the lottery. Never mind that half the population of the DFW metro plex drives to Oklahoma once a month to give money to the Indian casinos there.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2019 08:01 AM (JUOKG)

184 Morning everyone.

Pumpkin pie works for breakfast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2019 08:01 AM (EZebt)

185 Jewells I did, how was it?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:02 AM (ZCEU2)

186 I can hardly wait for the 20-something reporters in the press corps trying to figure out what 'malarkey' means.

Half of them will probably try to find it on a map, the other half will look for its 'racist origins.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

187 What did you think about Midway Jewels? I was thinking of taking my boys if I can get over my shame of entering a movie theater.

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:02 AM (Tnijr)

188 Joe Biden has also come out in favor of electric flivvers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

189 He was NOT happy with the question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)


I'm betting he's scratching your name off of the notification list?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:04 AM (BiNEL)

190 186. yes after they can't find it on the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 08:05 AM (BEjc7)

191 128 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


This will likely get him tenure.
______________

I thought the cops shot and killed him? If so, he won't get tenure, although maybe they'll establish a chair in his name.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 08:05 AM (k4dH2)

192 I loved it. Non stop from beginning to end. My daughter loved it too. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 08:06 AM (dUJdY)

193 " Tom Servo made the same point about legalizing vices for revenue the other day discussing lotto. "

Yup...

Maryland has or has proposed the following revenue streams identified for the benefit of the chirruns.

1. Powerball
2. Mega-Million
3. On site sports betting
4. Off-track sports betting
5. Cigarette taxes

All of which disproportionately effect the poor.

And proposed:

6. Online sports betting
7. legalized recreational marijuana sales and taxes

I have suggested considering:
8. Legalizing and taxing voluntary recreational voluntary sex workers
9. Legalizing and taxing meth use.


It's all for the children.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)

194 "No Malarkey Tour" is worse than McCain's 2008 "Straight Talk Express".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2019 08:06 AM (LxTcq)

195 'Malarkey is a tool of the patriarchy!'

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 08:06 AM (BEjc7)

196 Blessing in disguise

my little carriage trade grocer stopped carrying Boars Head pancetta

so I went to the big store, Big Y, and bought some Beretta Pancetta

it is a much better product

alas same price and you have to buy 1 pound

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 08:07 AM (rpxSz)

197 The London stabber was a guest lecturer at Cambridge University.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice





This will likely get him tenure.

______________



I thought the cops shot and killed him? If so, he won't get tenure, although maybe they'll establish a chair in his name.






Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 08:05 AM

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He was also convicted of terrorist acts once before and let out of jail on prisoner rehabilitation to lecture there.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2019 08:07 AM (JUOKG)

198 8. Legalizing and taxing voluntary recreational voluntary sex workers

it will just be a few extra pennies for pussy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:08 AM (JFO2v)

199
Gonna step outside and do some gardening ahead of a midday luncheon with my in-laws. We had those capable of carrying out conversation without bringing up politics over here for Thanksgiving (parents, youngest brother and wife and their new child). Today we'll be joined by members from two of the three households that are Dims and NT. Let's see if they can keep their stupid opinions to themselves for 90 minutes, shall we?

L8er ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2019 08:08 AM (pNxlR)

200 Hi Jewells....


Thanks.

Mrs VIA loved the charm from last year, and wants to visit the site for our friends and family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

201 "Hours after the London Bridge attack, a knifeman believed to be 45 years old wounded three people in The Hague's busiest shopping street. The suspect is still at large."

They know the guy was 45 years old and that's it? No description of clothing or complexion?

Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:09 AM (Tnijr)

202 America to Joey 8 Track

MaWhat ????

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 08:09 AM (rpxSz)

203 I'm betting Joe Bribem thinks Malarkey is the sister of Ma Barker and is a model for the Ukrainian enterprises which will thrive under his administration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:10 AM (BiNEL)

204 What's Joe's website number again?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

205 Here's an interesting tidbit I'd like the Horde's take on- Mirengoff, over at Powerline has a brief on a poll that shows 53% of Republicans believe Trump is a better President than Lincoln. As a NeverTrumper, he presents this as ipso facto evidence that Trump is essentially a cult leader. My question, is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made? Show your work (or not, who the hell am I to tell you what to do?)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:10 AM (87EdW)

206 "I thought the cops shot and killed him? If so, he won't get tenure, although maybe they'll establish a chair in his name. "

He got better...

No...wait.


Wrong skit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:10 AM (cqNba)

207 So

where is Pa Larkey ??

Pa, Pa

sad movie

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 08:11 AM (rpxSz)

208 "No description of clothing or complexion?"

I saw an article earlier which used the phrase 'Believed to be of North African Descent'

Might have been a reference to his accent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:12 AM (cqNba)

209 off to werk - Enjoy your day good people!

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 08:12 AM (BEjc7)

210 Thank you VIA. Hope she finds something she likes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 08:12 AM (dUJdY)

211 So the London stabber was named Usman Khan, a long-bearded follower of the religion of peace. UK authorities and CNN are still baffled about the motive.

Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2019 08:13 AM (NbRJx)

212 It's all for the children.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)


See, conservatives can be creative and forward thinking as well, it's not just the progressives that can create long term plans!

My only question is "How do we get on-site quality inspection jobs under this plan?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:14 AM (BiNEL)

213 Wonder how this will end??

made to look like police New York City cars emblazoned with the words Muslim Community Patrol cruising the avenues of Brooklyn and Staten Island

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:14 AM (JFO2v)

214 Only work I have is all the neighbor's across the street leaves are in my front flower beds. And still have more to gather up out back.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)

215 Mirengoff, over at Powerline has a brief on a poll that shows 53% of Republicans believe Trump is a better President than Lincoln. As a NeverTrumper, he presents this as ipso facto evidence that Trump is essentially a cult leader. My question, is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made?

Recency bias. Nobody in the poll remembers Lincoln's presidency anymore.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2019 08:15 AM (bad7E)

216 Reading anything Mirengoff writes was your first mistake

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 08:17 AM (ZUFWM)

217 When you're an anti-Trumper, everything looks anti-Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 08:18 AM (oVJmc)

218 Personally I think the results are more indicative of a failed system of education and people's tendency to be ahistorical and myopic. I seem to remember similar polls showed similar results for Obama and Clinton versus Jefferson, both of whom will eventually be mostly forgotten. So I doubt either reason or cultishness are large factors in the result.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:18 AM (87EdW)

219 'is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made? '

It is easier to make a reasoned argument of Trump being better than Lincoln than it is to make a reasoned argument that Hillary is even qualified to be a Presidential candidate.

Yet...here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:19 AM (cqNba)

220 lin-duh was asking who has a good pizzelle recipe. Someone suggested me, but I never made them. Tonypete or Cannibal Bob are a better source.
Posted by: kallisto

Dat wuz me !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 08:19 AM (arJlL)

221 215- agree, but, can the argument be made?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:20 AM (87EdW)

222 I thought I just made it. Pointing out logical fallacies is an argument.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2019 08:22 AM (bad7E)

223 so I went to the big store, Big Y, and bought some Beretta Pancetta
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 08:07 AM (rpxSz)


Beretta Pancetta would be a good name for a children's TV character.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2019 08:23 AM (t+qrx)

224 Long ago on a talk radio discussion it was about how your perception of history has more importance in your lifetime than past events. So for this instance Lincoln you have only read about, Trump you have lived through.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:23 AM (ZCEU2)

225 05 Here's an interesting tidbit I'd like the Horde's take on- Mirengoff, over at Powerline has a brief on a poll that shows 53% of Republicans believe Trump is a better President than Lincoln. As a NeverTrumper, he presents this as ipso facto evidence that Trump is essentially a cult leader. My question, is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made? Show your work (or not, who the hell am I to tell you what to do?)
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I read that, and thought it was stupid. A lot of Americans, including many southerners like myself, don't think Lincoln was a particularly great president. Trump, on the other hand, has been a stalwart defender of the U.S. constitution, and has earned my support. If that makes me a "cult" member in Mirengoff's eyes, that says more about Mirengoff than it does about Trump supporters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 08:23 AM (k4dH2)

226 The problem with never-Trumpers like Mirengoff is that they're incapable of understanding how people think. If you were contacted by a pollster asking if you think Trump is a better President then Lincoln how would you reply? Most people that support Trump are going to say Trump not because they believe it or even thought about it, they're going to say Trump because, fuck you.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 08:23 AM (4thlk)

227 It's a dismissive argument, but that's all that was deserved given the premise.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2019 08:24 AM (bad7E)

228 I have to run but I want to mention I will have more of those AoS medallions I used for the latest keychain. I contacted supplier and she is making more. Should have them in about 2 or 3 weeks. I'm making a dozen of them for whoever missed out and still wants one. Gotta run.. another busy day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 08:25 AM (dUJdY)

229 Said another way, how do they compare in terms of implementing their agenda and objective results against the traditional metrics we use to measure presidential performance? Stewardship of the economy, peace and prosperity, etc.? Obviously both served/serve in times of significant domestic strife against a democratic party willing to destroy political norms.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:25 AM (87EdW)

230 And yet at Powerline I really like Hinderaker, he use to sub for Laura on the radio and not long ago was in for Prager.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:26 AM (ZCEU2)

231 "53% of Republicans believe Trump is a better President than Lincoln. As a NeverTrumper, he presents this as ipso facto evidence that Trump is essentially a cult leader. My question, is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made?"

It's way too soon to make a "reasoned argument" that Trump is "better" than Lincoln for the simple reason that Trump is still in office and that's the kind of judgement that can't be made until AFTER the person has left office AND some time has passed to see the ultimate consequences of his policies.

That said, it is useful to remember that Lincoln was a hugely controversial president in his time and that he did not become the iconic, (almost) universally venerated figure we know today until the early 20th century -- after a lot of the people who had actually lived through the Civil War were dead.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 30, 2019 08:27 AM (9WuX0)

232 And yet at Powerline I really like Hinderaker, he use to sub for Laura on the radio and not long ago was in for Prager.

Powerline did a lot of the lifting on BroFo Omar's misdeeds.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 08:27 AM (6XLoz)

233 "216 Reading anything Mirengoff writes was your first mistake

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 08:17 AM (ZUFWM) "



That's my take on it, too, no offense intended.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:28 AM (JwHjN)

234 And yet at Powerline I really like Hinderaker, he use to sub for Laura on the radio and not long ago was in for Prager.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:26 AM (ZCEU2)


One sane voice does not for a successful blog make.

For example, consider the COBs at AoS...

Oh wait, never mind

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:29 AM (BiNEL)

235 65 The Fox News article said it was worldwide but Black Friday and Thanksgiving are only American traditions.

Black Friday itself is global. It's become its own thing, detached from both Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 07:00 AM (6XLoz)
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My friends in MD had a Nordic relative who would show up for Thanksgiving with five empty suitcases, and he was gleefully plunging into the Black Friday breach practically right after coffee and pie. He said everything here was cheaper than in Europe (VAT tax).

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:30 AM (Dc2NZ)

236 What is going to be interesting is the worldwide reaction of "lessers", like us, to things that are going to be exposed over the next few months due to the work of PDT's inner circle.

And how will evil fight back?

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 08:30 AM (TE+16)

237 Powerline did a lot of the lifting on BroFo Omar's misdeeds.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2019 08:27 AM (6XLoz)


They did a good job on the Justine Damond shooting and trial, which the National presstitutes pretended didn't really happen. Probably the only good coverage of Minnesota matters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

238 I bet at Townhall I read Col Kurt more than any other column there.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:32 AM (ZCEU2)

239 The Bee strikes again with an all too credible Thanksgiving piece:

shorturl.at/ejpwN

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:33 AM (BiNEL)

240 I agree Mirengoff is hopelessly biased (others at Powerline aren't), it's too early, and recency bias exists. However, excluding that, and up to now, can the case be made? I think it can based on factors above.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:33 AM (87EdW)

241 That said, it is useful to remember that Lincoln was a hugely controversial president in his time and that he did not become the iconic, (almost) universally venerated figure we know today until the early 20th century -- after a lot of the people who had actually lived through the Civil War were dead.
Posted by: Secret Square at November 30, 2019 08:27 AM (9WuX0)


The ignorant press and educrat industry like to pretend that slavery only existed in the USA and that Lincoln needs to be lauded entirely on that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

242 Cofeve up! (NOOD)

Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM (65i3Q)

243 If Col Kurt moved to another site I would never go to Townhall again

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM (ZUFWM)

244 Today might be a good day also to get those Epstein lights up.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM (ZCEU2)

245 "Its not only dogs that love stinky things, my cats use to roll around with a used sock of mine"

Um.. used for what?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (pQrYJ)

246 >>Here's an interesting tidbit I'd like the Horde's take on- Mirengoff, over at Powerline has a brief on a poll that shows 53% of Republicans believe Trump is a better President than Lincoln. As a NeverTrumper, he presents this as ipso facto evidence that Trump is essentially a cult leader. My question, is this, inarguably true, or can a reasoned argument be made? Show your work (or not, who the hell am I to tell you what to do?)

NeverTrumpers and leftists have been trying to degrade Trump supporters since day 1 by calling them stupid or cult like. They will use almost any "evidence" to support their smears.

What should scare these people is that a huge number of Republicans feel so strong in their support of Trump that they consider this a valid question. We aren't the cult, they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (ZLI7S)

247 Farmer Bob -
please unconfuse me, are we talking about the case that PDT is better than Lincoln, or the case that Trump supporters are a cult ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:38 AM (JwHjN)

248 Well, I did my black Friday shopping - just bought one of your lovely bracelets, Jewels! Wish I'd checked out your site before dong some other shopping (bookmarked now).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (bDqIh)

249 Powerline was also a big, perhaps the major, force behind exposing Dan Rather as a fraud and getting him fired. Not sure which of the bloggers there it was.

Posted by: Chris not rock at November 30, 2019 08:40 AM (WO0/g)

250 Also, re the Trump vs. Lincoln argument: at the same point in Lincoln's presidency -- 3 years into his first term -- he was not exactly a resounding success. The war had dragged on longer than most expected, and Lincoln was genuinely worried that he would lose the 1864 election. Nor had he acheived the goal of eliminating slavery; the Emancipation Proclamation only applied to areas not under Union control so slaves in border states and Union occupied areas were still slaves (Lincoln didn't want to alienate Union supporting slave owners or lose the border states).

Posted by: Secret Square at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (9WuX0)

251 RE: The London Stabber. The Brits have become a nation of government dependent laborers, overseen by a bunch of feckless, EU lurving, royalty wannabes.

It must pain QE to no end when she considers what her county has become in less than a century.

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If the UK had a government comprised of the sane ol' neckbeard here would have been hanged upon conviction.

Sad to say, but although she seems like a decent person the
Queen is going to go down in history as Elizabeth the Feckless.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 30, 2019 08:48 AM (OkQa6)

252
165 "the 'No Malarkey Tour'. "

It's the bee's knees.
Posted by: Stuff my grandma said at November 30, 2019 07:53 AM (Tnijr)

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By cracky.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2019 09:01 AM (t5m5e)

253 The ignorant press and educrat industry like to pretend that slavery only existed in the USA and that Lincoln needs to be lauded entirely on that.
_______________

Except that Lincoln, who believed that blacks were naturally inferior to whites, would be considered hopelessly raaaaaaacist by today's standards.

And Lincoln also supported the idea of getting blacks out of the U.S. by shipping them off to places like Liberia (and Haiti and Panama and other locations). This enraged people like abolitionist Frederick Douglass, who said Lincoln was acting like an "itinerant colonization preacher" and being "ridiculous" in suggesting that U.S.-born blacks did not belong in the country of their birth.

The idea that Lincoln was some infallible, angelic being whom every sane person must agree was the greatest president ever is just illiterate, a-historical bunk.

Lincoln did a lot of shit he had no right to do. For example, when he suspended habeas corpus in Maryland, the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (Roger Taney) ruled that Lincoln had violated the constitution, since only congress had the right to suspend habeas corpus. Lincoln simply ignored the ruling, and later tried to justify his decision to ignore the constitutional limits on his power by arguing that he had to violate the constitution to save the constitution, and that he had the right to change the law before congress did, if he believed that congress would eventually change it. Can you imagine the mess we'd be in today if other presidents had adopted the same attitude?

Many of Lincoln's flaws and mistakes and over-reaching have been air-brushed out of his history, because he was successful in his goal of keeping the union together, and also because he was assassinated. But he was not a perfect president by any measure, and it is foolish and dangerous to pretend that he was.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 09:05 AM (k4dH2)

254 How can people miss the most obvious jokes?

Bruce wrote (#85):"Even lecturers get time off to pursue their hobbies"
Dan Smoot's Apprentice replied (#86):"On sabbatical?"
Come on, guys, it was a 'stabbatical'.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 30, 2019 11:52 AM (9/xwB)

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So I made a big ole pot of spicy tomato soup to have with grilled cheese sammies.

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However she needs to drop the ban hammer on her pedo son and weenie grandson with the mooching, race baiting wife.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 30, 2019 05:44 PM (TdCQk)

257 @Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM

Word.

I keep wondering why the hell he's hanging around with that nest of vipers. BTW- I just finished his new book, it's terrific.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 30, 2019 05:48 PM (TdCQk)

258 @Tinfoilbaby "Townhall, Twitchy and Insty all have the VIP paywall too."

The platforms are demonetizing conservative sites; especially lifestyle vlogging. YouTube is going after the homesteaders using COPA as an excuse to demonetize and/or delete channels. Can't have happy, Christian, self-sufficient, homeschooling families represented online...it has to be all deviants, all the time.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 30, 2019 06:04 PM (TdCQk)

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