The Morning Report - 11/29/19

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Good morning kids. Kind of a light news day for the day after Thanksgiving. Also, I had a late night, mostly washing pots and pans, so I'm going to take the day off from commentary. The big items to take note of, for which there are links include:

- The agitprop media already trying to pre-spin and whitewash the impending IG report on FISA abuse

- Gordon Sondland fighting back on what is an obvious smear campaign with these sexual harassment allegations

- Martin O'Malley reportedly got in Ken Cuccinelli's face at a DC restaurant and slammed him over the "kids in cages" bromide

- The President makes a surprise visit to Afghanistan to be with the troops

- Hong Kong protestors go wild and wave American flags over Trump's official recognition of their struggle

- Mexi-Prexy Obrador mad about potential US military action against drug cartels

And that's pretty much the major headlines for today. I'll be back with a full load and my usual schtick on Monday. Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving, and now to the leftovers!

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1 Morning!

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

2 Happy Black Friday, Horde!

Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2019 06:47 AM (bad7E)

3 Happy Birthday, J.J.!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)

4 Gonna drag this up here.

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Anybody else see the E.T. Reunion commercial yesterday during the Macy's Parade?

Can't wait for the scolds to mention the lack of diversity, the apparent choice to use mixed sex marriages, and no strong women in charge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)

5 Keep seeing birthday wishes for JJ, missed exactly when but hope you had a good day whenever it was.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 06:49 AM (ZCEU2)

6 Hong Konger's showing us what risking all for freedom really means.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba)

7 Was wondering yesterday did Jug Ears ever go visit the troops on a holiday?

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 06:50 AM (ZCEU2)

8 " Keep seeing birthday wishes for JJ, missed exactly when but hope you had a good day whenever it was."


You just missed it.

His birthday is today.


And tomorrow.

And it was yesterday as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba)

9 7 Was wondering yesterday did Jug Ears ever go visit the troops on a holiday?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 06:50 AM (ZCEU2)


He went to Ferguson to cheer on the looting of a Wal Mart...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 06:52 AM (zBaqJ)

10 I like early Morning Reports.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2019 06:52 AM (TdiTu)

11 "He went to Ferguson to cheer on the looting of a Wal Mart..."

His troops....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)

12 "Happy Black Friday, Horde!
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2019 06:47 AM (bad7E)"


PC style guide suggests "Shopping Day of Color"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

13 You guys are actually reading J.J.'s links.....aren't you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)

14

PIEDAY...................................dick insertion manditory...I'll take PEACHES the lil IMP.

Posted by: saf at November 29, 2019 07:03 AM (5IHGB)

15 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:03 AM (XzT/D)

16 Anthony Codevilla's column is chilling

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 07:04 AM (ZCEU2)

17 Mornin yall. By this time next week I will be shoeless.

Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 07:04 AM (2+pU9)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 07:04 AM (arJlL)

19 >>PC style guide suggests "Shopping Day of Color"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

"Chimp Day."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:05 AM (XzT/D)

20 Everybody Survive turkey day??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

21

JJ sez he's back with a full load on Moday....hide the otters and wimmynz..........I'm forecasting showers with occasional snowflakes.Bring an umbrella and bleach.

Posted by: saf at November 29, 2019 07:07 AM (5IHGB)

22 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 07:09 AM (cknjq)

23 "Everybody Survive turkey day?"

Bite me.

Posted by: the turkey at November 29, 2019 07:09 AM (2+pU9)

24 17 Anthony Codevilla's column is chilling
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 07:04 AM (ZCEU2)

A lot is these days. Merkel gave a speech condemning free speech, i.e., asserting that freedom and free speech can only be saved by outlawing free speech.

Orwell's descendants should be collecting royalties on his predictions.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 07:11 AM (H8QX8)

25 A lot is these days. Merkel gave a speech condemning free speech, i.e., asserting that freedom and free speech can only be saved by outlawing free speech.
__________________

George "I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system" Bush taught Merkel everything she knows about being an idiot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 07:14 AM (k4dH2)

26 In this PJM report on Trump's visit, read the last paragraph.

He is learning how to control leaks.

https://bit.ly/34wARDl

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

27 > Toothy McBigTits AOC Raises More Money Than Every Other House Democrat: Report

She'll be donating that to the poor, of course. Right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:16 AM (oQp6r)

28 Teacher of the year arrested for oral sex with student:

https://tinyurl.com/v5jdnah


I should have been so lucky. Anyway, didn't Bill Clinton tell us oral wasn't sex?

Posted by: the turkey at November 29, 2019 07:17 AM (2+pU9)

29 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

30 You guys are actually reading J.J.'s links.....aren't you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)


Guilty as charged.

I also followed up a comment on an American Thinker link from another site to find out Fredo Cuomo the First and Sandra Lee broke up. Made my morning.

Posted by: RickZ at November 29, 2019 07:20 AM (Y8PSl)

31 > Everybody Survive turkey day??
Ask me later. It's a little after 3 AM here. I got up to pee and got sidetracked by an ethereal voice coming out of the kitchen, chanting "Turrrrkey sandwich....turrrrrkey sandwich..."


I finished that a little bit ago, and thought I'd check out this place before lapsing back into my python-like post-meal torpor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:20 AM (oQp6r)

32 Second cup of coffee and the best breakfast in the world. Left over pumpkin pie.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2019 07:20 AM (N3JsI)

33 Happy Birthday, JJ

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 07:21 AM (89T5c)

34 > Fredo Cuomo the First and Sandra Lee broke up

He probably wasn't baking her clam properly.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:22 AM (oQp6r)

35 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Your email will be in a bit. Had ISP issues yesterday, and am fighting a cold. Plus, my wife was too weak to cook yesterday. We shall see about today. My offer to go out to eat was rejected.

But it's a great day in Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

36 "Wednesday, liberal filmmaker Michael Moore pleaded with Democrats to "each around the turkey" during their Thanksgiving meals and explain to their conservative family members how Democratic policies will benefit them."

This guy gets it.

Posted by: the turkey at November 29, 2019 07:22 AM (2+pU9)

37 9 7 Was wondering yesterday did Jug Ears ever go visit the troops on a holiday?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 06:50 AM (ZCEU2)


He went to Ferguson to cheer on the looting of a Wal Mart...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 06:52 AM (zBaqJ)

If I have a family reunion it would look like Fergadishu!

Posted by: Bhuessein at November 29, 2019 07:23 AM (JFO2v)

38 36 > Fredo Cuomo the First and Sandra Lee broke up

He probably wasn't baking her clam properly.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:22 AM (oQp6r)


He said "vongole." She heard "fangoul."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 07:23 AM (zBaqJ)

39 Salty.

Take your time.


Hope she feels better soon.

Heck...hope you feel better as well.
Don't be climbing no cell towers, ok?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)

40 Costco Apple Pie is best breakfast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 07:24 AM (89T5c)

41 >>30 Teacher of the year arrested for oral sex with student:

If you seed something, say something.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:25 AM (XzT/D)

42 I'm not looking for too much to come out of the IG report. If IG inspections in the doj are anything like the military, you get plenty of advance notice to clean things up a little and get your stories straight. I remember when they announced an IG inspection in my outfit. Our old Gunner (CWO4) laughed and said " everybody mark it on your calendar when the shitbirds and fat guys get sent on leave".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 29, 2019 07:25 AM (C1Lsn)

43 His troops....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)

That's only funny because it is so close to the truth....

And it's so sad too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (wYseH)

44 30 Teacher of the year arrested for oral sex with student:

https://tinyurl.com/v5jdnah


I should have been so lucky. Anyway, didn't Bill Clinton tell us oral wasn't sex?
Posted by: the turkey at November 29, 2019 07:17 AM (2+pU9)

eastin aint cheatin

Posted by: Uncle Willie at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

45 30 chances are kids are disease free but you can't be to careful with body fluids for public security.
Funniest thing is it's always the kid who let's the Cat out of the bag not realising it's not a sure thing always.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (ZCEU2)

46 Kielbasa and applesauce with kraut for breakfast.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (XzT/D)

47 About how many turkeys do you figure Michael Moore can swallow whole, Cool Hand Luke egg-eating style?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (oQp6r)

48 He said "vongole." She heard "fangoul."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 07:23 AM (zBaqJ)

She has, or had, cancer. No doubt he dumped her because she was becoming inconvenient.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 07:28 AM (wYseH)

49 >>49 About how many turkeys do you figure Michael Moore can swallow whole, Cool Hand Luke egg-eating style? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:27 AM (oQp6r)

50.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:29 AM (XzT/D)

50 > Hong Konger's showing us what risking all for freedom really means.
As people are saying, "Be the America Hong Kong thinks you are."


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:30 AM (oQp6r)

51 Hong Konger's showing us what risking all for freedom really means.
As people are saying, "Be the America Hong Kong thinks you are."


The Steeler QB won't even risk preserving a pro-Trump tweet.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 07:32 AM (H8QX8)

52 Good morning! Happy holiday season! It's the best time of the year. Except for hockey playoff season. And golf season. And summer. But mostly golf season.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 07:33 AM (LpdKl)

53 Teacher of the year? I don't understand why she did it. Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (Jgzxr)

54 >>52 > Hong Konger's showing us what risking all for freedom really means. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:30 AM (oQp6r)

PLA showing us what properly deployed riot control looks like. As people are saying, "Round up the agitators and re-educate them."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (XzT/D)

55 43 >>30 Teacher of the year arrested for oral sex with student:

If you seed something, say something.
______________

Those seeds aren't going to grow anything in her mouth, except maybe an HPV infection or herpes or something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

56 "Gordon Sondland fighting back on what is an obvious smear campaign with these sexual harassment allegations"

Obvious smear campaign? Cry me a river, democrat. Russia russia russia

Posted by: Chris W at November 29, 2019 07:36 AM (HPcI7)

57 >>Those seeds aren't going to grow anything in her mouth, except maybe an HPV infection or herpes or something. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

Advertising. The first one is free.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 07:36 AM (XzT/D)

58 Teacher of the year? I don't understand why she did it. Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (Jgzxr)


Wearing proudly her Teacher of the Year Award with Sperm Clusters.

Posted by: RickZ at November 29, 2019 07:36 AM (Y8PSl)

59 what pleasure does she get from it?
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 07:34 AM (Jgzxr)

Clearly enough.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 07:37 AM (H8QX8)

60 I attended 3 Thanksgiving gatherings yesterday. I'm stuffed to the rafters with everything except...politics.

There was not ONE word of anything even remotely political in each of these 3 shindigs, even from the hardcore old-school liberals in attendance. No impeachment, collusion, etc., zip, zilch, zero, nada, bupkus.

While anecdotes aren't data, my opinion is folks either wanted a break or flat out don't care about any of it. What's been your experience?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 29, 2019 07:45 AM (pSVFi)

61 Happy "OMG my stomach is STILL full" Day!

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Groyper at November 29, 2019 07:46 AM (AtnLe)

62 Remember, Jug Ears currently favored candidate, Patrick Deval, buried the results of the Ruby Ridge investigation.

Swampers gotta swamp.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 07:47 AM (DMUuz)

63 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 07:48 AM (JwHjN)

64 FFS...jeans seem to be significantly tighter this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 07:48 AM (LpdKl)

65 > Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

The pleasure of a woman nearing forty in confirming that teenage boys still find her hawt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:50 AM (oQp6r)

66 64 Remember, Jug Ears currently favored candidate, Patrick Deval, buried the results of the Ruby Ridge investigation.

Swampers gotta swamp.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 07:47 AM (DMUuz)

I did not know that. Did Devalue work for Janet El Reno?

Posted by: Joe Biden, don't ask me about my grandkids at November 29, 2019 07:51 AM (+mbOC)

67 Don't know much about the FBI/Ruby Ridge episode. Article I read this morning took me to a couple of sites for research. I was amazed that the individual that shot and killed the federal marshall was acquitted. As well as Randy Weaver being acquitted . It truly must have been a cluster fark of monumental proportions.
And nothing will bring back Weaver's wife and son.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2019 07:51 AM (N3JsI)

68 > Our old Gunner (CWO4) laughed and said " everybody mark it on your calendar when the shitbirds and fat guys get sent on leave".

So, like LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman, you're saying?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:53 AM (oQp6r)

69 Interesting opinion piece on Deval Patrick from USA Today of all places:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wvz8py3

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 07:57 AM (DMUuz)

70 I always thought that Ruby Ridge (and the afternath) wer when the Feds stopped virtue signaling and let their true colors fly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 07:57 AM (BiNEL)

71 Black Entertainment Television founder Bob Johnson says the election is "Trump's to lose", suggesting that all of the Dem candidates are too communist to appeal to black voters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 07:57 AM (oQp6r)

72 I always thought that Ruby Ridge (and the afternath) were when the Feds stopped virtue signaling and let their true colors fly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 07:57 AM (BiNEL)



Well, to be fair, I was told there would be no math on this blog

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 07:58 AM (BiNEL)

73 67 > Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

The pleasure of a woman nearing forty in confirming that teenage boys still find her hawt.
____________

Yep, her "pleasure" is not physical, it's the ego-boost she gets from the feeling that she has sexual power over him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 07:59 AM (k4dH2)

74 #69 Top Men.

FBI has been messed up since its inception. They ran an effective PR campaign to make things look like they are a clean shirt class act but in reality they're no different than any other alphabet agency....shot through with self serving a-holes.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 07:59 AM (km9n5)

75 Why has the Left turned on their star witness Sondland?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 07:59 AM (oVJmc)

76 "Nath" should totally be a word.
Made up definition: a combination bath and nap, where you go to sleep in the tub.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:00 AM (oQp6r)

77 That Hallmark Channel story is funny until the part where the CEO says they're very interested in doing LGBT Christmas movies. Would those be "All I Want For Christmas Is Surprise Anal" and "Don't Open This Christmas Box, Lick It"?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2019 08:00 AM (6XLoz)

78 Ruby Ridge and Waco were a one-two punch to my notion of government.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 08:00 AM (gd9RK)

79 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

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FFS...jeans seem to be significantly tighter this morning.

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Sweatpants are your friend.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 08:01 AM (Dhht7)

80 > Would those be "All I Want For Christmas Is Surprise Anal" and "Don't Open This Christmas Box, Lick It"?


"Watch Santa Come Down the Chimney"



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:01 AM (oQp6r)

81 #67 You want some action Big Boy?

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at November 29, 2019 08:02 AM (km9n5)

82 Of course the Mexican prez is upset about the drug cartels getting leaned on. Follow the money (no pesos, por favor). In the words of Hyman Roth in Godfather II, "We're bigger than US Steel".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 29, 2019 08:03 AM (C1Lsn)

83 Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream Clusters is the Breakfast of Champions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 08:04 AM (BiNEL)

84 Back to bed for me. Later, gators.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:04 AM (oQp6r)

85 I always thought that Ruby Ridge (and the aftermath) were when the Feds stopped virtue signaling and let their true colors fly!

Waco followed shortly thereafter. Just in case one needed affirmation. The FBI needs to be dissolved and it's executive leadership put in jail. Seriously.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 08:05 AM (LpdKl)

86 75 67 > Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

The pleasure of a woman nearing forty in confirming that teenage boys still find her hawt.
____________

Yep, her "pleasure" is not physical, it's the ego-boost she gets from the feeling that she has sexual power over him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 07:59 AM (k4dH2)

That and the cum she swallowed.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 08:06 AM (ngSZO)

87 I did not know that. Did Devalue work for Janet El Reno?
________________

He was assistant AG for civil rights in the Clinton administration.

After a task force of dozens of FBI and DOJ agents wrote a voluminous report on the gov't misconduct and cover-ups involved in Ruby Ridge and recommended criminal charges for some of the FBI agents involved, Patrick rejected the task force's recommendations, and said that the FBI agent who killed Vicki Weaver did not use excessive force, and had not intended to violate her civil rights.

IOW, Patrick headed the total deep state cover-up of Mrs. Weaver's murder by the government.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 08:06 AM (k4dH2)

88 I've never understood the Black Friday phenomenon.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:07 AM (H8QX8)

89 Would those be "All I Want For Christmas Is Surprise Anal" and "Don't Open This Christmas Box, Lick It"?

"Watch Santa Come Down the Chimney"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:01 AM (oQp6r)

And that's only a few of the titles available on the Snatchmark Christmas Channel

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 08:07 AM (BiNEL)

90 Now that all the leaves are down should get out and do final collection

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:07 AM (ZCEU2)

91 NaCly, hope all is well with you and yours.
Take care compadre!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 08:10 AM (BiNEL)

92 87 I always thought that Ruby Ridge (and the aftermath) were when the Feds stopped virtue signaling and let their true colors fly!


Frustrated paper-pushers who couldn't pass up the thrill of gunning down some peckerwoods.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:10 AM (H8QX8)

93 Commissar. I agree. I leave the whipped cream clusters off. That way it's breakfast and not dessert. Healthier.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2019 08:10 AM (N3JsI)

94 77 Why has the Left turned on their star witness Sondland?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 07:59 AM (oVJmc)

he told the truth

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

95 Black Friday is all a mind game, retailers make you think you need to get out and spend.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:11 AM (ZCEU2)

96 Morning everyone. I think I'm still full from yesterday. It was just hubby and the two kiddos, but we feasted like there were 30 of us. Going to see Midway later today with my daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 29, 2019 08:11 AM (dUJdY)

97 78 "Nath" should totally be a word.
Made up definition: a combination bath and nap, where you go to sleep in the tub.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:00 AM (oQp6r)

also means NO MATHS

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

98 82 > Would those be "All I Want For Christmas Is Surprise Anal" and "Don't Open This Christmas Box, Lick It"?


"Watch Santa Come Down the Chimney"



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 08:01 AM (oQp6r)

and do not forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 08:12 AM (JFO2v)

99 Greetings overstuffed fappers and fappees.

Thanksgiving dinner yesterday was outstanding and the kids sent us home with a big box of leftovers. Today's breakfast is cofveve with Hershey's Dark syrup and a gigantic shot of Frangelico with whipped cream and a slice of sweet potato pie with more whipped cream.

Life is good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 08:13 AM (HaL55)

100 Lemme guess. Chunk Ugher supported bestiality because, without it, he'd have no prospects for sex.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2019 08:14 AM (JoUsr)

101 Teacher of the year arrested for oral sex with student:

So how does the Round Rock ISD respond?

"Safety is the top priority of Round Rock High School and Round Rock ISD"

Is that the pat response to any irregularity in the school district?

And here I thought that part of the whole "safe sex" education curriculum included fellatio as relatively "safe".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 08:19 AM (qibYB)

102 Leftist letter for today from the NY Post.
Evidently, Kreg Ramone-the writer of the last letter which I posted-has some company:

If Trump gets away with the bribery of Ukraine-abusing his power by hiding up critical assets unless his personal political goals were met-he will betray his oath again and again.

Can we tolerate a President who will continue to serve himself rather than our nation? A President who places his own needs even above our own national security? Trump makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln,

To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

Joe Weber
Miami, Fla

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2019 08:19 AM (WI7YS)

103 Midway has gotten lots of like reviews, report back what you think Jewells

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:21 AM (ZCEU2)

104 Horowitz = Trey Gowdy

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 29, 2019 08:22 AM (WhTSP)

105 75 67 > Unless she has a clitoris in her throat, what pleasure does she get from it?

Watch Deep Throat.

Posted by: Dr. Harry Reems at November 29, 2019 08:22 AM (Bd6rw)

106
-Can You Trust What Medical Journals Publish?
-This Ohio Opioid Ad Is Yielding Results In Raising Awareness Over the Epidemic


*********

Heh. Nice juxtaposition JJ. An article cautioning against overstated results based on surveys or questionnaires followed by an article touting the "tangible" results of a study based on a survey.

Well played indeed.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 08:24 AM (m45I2)

107 Black Friday is all a mind game, retailers make you think you need to get out and spend.

Not really. The belief is that there is a finite amount of money squandered on Excessmass gift giving, so its the nexus of PTO, the need to get out of the house after tiresome guests, mad sales prices to lure in the shoppers, and a "tradition" of fighting crowds and pissing away the family fortune on random kitsch to buy off the affection of family and close friends .

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 08:24 AM (qibYB)

108 Fen - They have no idea what theif doing

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:25 AM (ZCEU2)

109

While anecdotes aren't data, my opinion is folks either wanted a break or flat out don't care about any of it. What's been your experience?
Posted by: SMOD Keeper

SIL saved it for the NOLA game.

Posted by: MarkY at November 29, 2019 08:25 AM (v4eCy)

110 Oh, and the Egg Bowl game (Ole Miss vs Miss State) was one of the best games so far this season. If you missed the end, do check out the highlights.

Every single member of the Bulldogs team received a penalty for leaving the bench and an Ole Miss player got one for pretending to hike a leg in the end zone after a score that would've tied the game. They were penalized 15 yards for that, pushing the PAT back. The kick sailed wide right and the Bulldogs won 21-20.


Helluva game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 08:25 AM (HaL55)

111 But see Joe has bought their bribery change charge hook, line and sinker

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:27 AM (ZCEU2)

112 BBofF'ingJ,
Are you in RRISD or are you further north?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:27 AM (UUBmN)

113 Lemme guess. Chunk Ugher supported bestiality because, without it, he'd have no prospects for sex.

Are we sure he's not from Alabama?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 08:28 AM (HaL55)

114 Buen dia horde

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2019 08:28 AM (EZebt)

115 Hmmmm.

Why yes, there is a delivery to Joe Weber in Miami, FL

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Salesman at November 29, 2019 08:28 AM (89T5c)

116 Will do Skip.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 29, 2019 08:29 AM (dUJdY)

117 Ken Masugi over at American Greatness used THE perfect description of the so-called "impeachment inquiry":

It's nothing but Calvinball

"Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!

-From The Calvinball theme song


Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 29, 2019 08:30 AM (T09ml)

118 I could use a nap

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:33 AM (ZCEU2)

119 That friggin' Bloomberg ad yesterday.
"We're going to beat...HIM".
That's how illegal 3 term sawed off whiny Billionaire Mike refers to The Donald. "HIM".

Posted by: Clark Westfield at November 29, 2019 08:35 AM (I3U8v)

120 106 Horowitz = Trey Gowdy
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 29, 2019 08:22 AM (WhTSP)

A duller Gowdy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:36 AM (H8QX8)

121 That's how illegal 3 term sawed off whiny Billionaire Mike refers to The Donald. "HIM".
Posted by: Clark Westfield at November 29, 2019 08:35 AM (I3U8v)

Using his name would "normalize" him. We can't have that. We all know he's subhuman, like the rest of us who support him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:37 AM (H8QX8)

122 "Chunk Ugher supported bestiality because, without it, he'd have no prospects for sex."

Maybe he can find a nice toaster and settle down.

Posted by: The First Church Of Appliantology at November 29, 2019 08:38 AM (2+pU9)

123 Calvinball had a song ?
Always knowledge to gain here !


Never understood the whole Friday of Color thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 08:39 AM (JwHjN)

124 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 08:39 AM (85Gof)

125 Its like a bonus Saturday and having no motivation to get something done and need to.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:42 AM (ZCEU2)

126 That's how illegal 3 term sawed off whiny Billionaire Mike refers to The Donald. "HIM".
Posted by: Clark Westfield at November 29, 2019 08:35 AM (I3U8v)

A cock sucking move by a traitor with not principals and no balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 08:42 AM (85Gof)

127 Rush warned us about Horowitz being a swamper for years. Hannity did not get the message

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:42 AM (Rog7V)

128 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:43 AM (Y4EXg)

129 That Bloomberg add is laughable. All he did is set up NYC for DeBlasio and be a scold for 'sugary drinks' and gun ownership. He can't even say the name Trump. What a pathetic, little man.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 08:45 AM (LpdKl)

130 My big fat marxist middle age brother and I went at it Thanksgiving. Lol. He was going after Trump, so i told him Bill Clinton was a rapist. He went ballistic. Then told him, that living in the city, he would be the first victim when the mob forms, to get white men. He said he was exempt because he was progressive. Like they would care

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:45 AM (Rog7V)

131 "Toothy McBigtits"

I'd buy a bag of chips to see those puppies.

Posted by: firefirefire at November 29, 2019 08:46 AM (Seb55)

132 Bloomberg is shorter than Dustin Hoffman. Trump would dwarf him on Stage

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:47 AM (Rog7V)

133 Dealership Service Department is swamped this morning.

Free WiFi for the win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:47 AM (i/+aM)

134 CalTrans has improved their road cameras and even has real time streaming.

They aren't fixing the potholes but we can all watch the cars driving over them.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 08:47 AM (Gi44W)

135 Not sure where on the radio I heard this that Billionaires all think they worked harder for their money than the next billionaire so must be smarter than them and of course all of us peons.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)

136 Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:45 AM (Rog7V)


Exactly like a whole lotta Frenchies thought they were "exempt".

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 08:47 AM (cknjq)

137 "He said he was exempt because he was progressive."

Telling, that he did not refute the claim that mobs would form though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:48 AM (i/+aM)

138 Are you in RRISD or are you further north?

I pay RRISD taxes.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 08:51 AM (qibYB)

139 big, fat fuck, liberal commies are the first to go. bless his heart.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 08:51 AM (KP5rU)

140
Dear me, I slept until nearly 7:00 this morning. I almost never do that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:52 AM (7rVsF)

141 Good for you Hadrian 7th. We do need our beauty sleep.

Well I do. For you alls sake.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:53 AM (Y4EXg)

142 That JINO Bloomberg stein takes credit for rebuilding the city after 9/11. Never once mentioning Rudy. the Rudy who got him elected ..ungrateful sob

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 08:53 AM (85Gof)

143 Stop. Question. Frisk. Ooops, I apologize! I was wrong!
Trump would love Lil' Mayor Mike as the nominee.
Final Score: Mikey 9, HIM 41.

Posted by: Clark Westfield at November 29, 2019 08:53 AM (I3U8v)

144 >>Exactly like a whole lotta Frenchies thought they were "exempt."

Robespierre and his guillotine thought differently, didn't they?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 29, 2019 08:54 AM (dmYb7)

145 Bloomberg stands up for the little man. It's quite a stretch to think he will come up short. Just wait until you hear his stump speech!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 08:54 AM (m45I2)

146 "Don't kill me! I'm on your side....urk..."

Posted by: pawn at November 29, 2019 08:55 AM (PveK5)

147 I see that Muldoon has had his coffee already.


Firing on a cylinders, that guy does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:56 AM (i/+aM)

148 Muldoon's puns are a bit of a stretch this early.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 08:56 AM (cknjq)

149 147: how can we tell he's standing up? he bring his fucking shinebox?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 08:56 AM (KP5rU)

150 a=all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:57 AM (i/+aM)

151
We do need our beauty sleep.

If beauty was the goal, I'd have to be asleep until the year 2365. Her Majesty married me because I'm 6' 1" and she's 4' 11", not because I was a dashing blade.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:57 AM (7rVsF)

152 Bed time was 2000 last night.

Woke up at 0500..


Haven't slept like that in ages.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 08:57 AM (i/+aM)

153 Bloombersteins daughter is down with the masses, she is an equestrian

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 08:58 AM (85Gof)

154 >>Muldoon's puns are a bit of a stretch this early.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 29, 2019 08:58 AM (dmYb7)

155 Where should I go after Horowitz?

Posted by: Goal Posts at November 29, 2019 08:58 AM (6A9Kg)

156 He said he was exempt because he was progressive. Like they would care
Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:45 AM (Rog7V)

++++

Yeah, he's of the ilk that the REAL revolutionaries take into the cellar and shoot in the back of the head.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 29, 2019 08:58 AM (T09ml)

157 Good morning, vast right wing conspiracy.

I hope you are duly loaded with Thanksgiving residue.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 08:58 AM (Boy/L)

158 104
Leftist letter for today from the NY Post.

Evidently, Kreg Ramone-the writer of the last letter which I posted-has some company:



If Trump gets away with the bribery of Ukraine-abusing his power by
hiding up critical assets unless his personal political goals were
met-he will betray his oath again and again.



Can we tolerate a President who will continue to serve himself
rather than our nation? A President who places his own needs even above
our own national security? Trump makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham
Lincoln,



To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence
that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no
integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"



Joe Weber

Miami, Fla

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2019 08:19 AM (WI7YS)
This is why I've (sadly) had to distance myself from many people in my life. Don't agree with me on my political ideas and beliefs? Fine. That is OK. Don't like the president I support? OK too. BUT, if you are unable or even unwilling to discuss or even debate ideas with me and resort to personally attacking me, questioning my integrity, etc. - you can now scratch one person from your Christmas Card mailing list.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2019 08:59 AM (D3cJf)

159
Then told him, that living in the city, he would be the first victim when the mob forms, to get white men. He said he was exempt because he was progressive. Like they would care

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 08:45 AM (Rog7V)


Progressives: always imagining themselves standing on the Kremlin Wall waving to the crowd, always surprised to find themselves in the basement of the Lefortovo with a Nagant pressed against their neck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:00 AM (7rVsF)

160 BTW I ate at my son's last night, had turkey AND ham.

Wife Scottish Kate and I made the mashed taties.

Stuffed myself like the apocalypse is coming.

And, amazingly, didn't fall asleep afterwards.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 29, 2019 09:01 AM (T09ml)

161 After all the shocking evidence
that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no
integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"


What shocking evidence? I'd love to ask this guy and see the flop sweat.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2019 09:02 AM (6XLoz)

162 120 I could use a nap
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:33 AM (ZCEU2)

-------

I could use pie.

And a shave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:03 AM (XVuno)

163 shocking evidence

Settle down, Francis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:03 AM (Boy/L)

164 BUT, if you are unable or even unwilling to discuss or even debate ideas with me and resort to personally attacking me, questioning my integrity, etc. - you can now scratch one person from yourChristmas Holiday Season Card mailing list.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

---

Fixed it for the scolder in your life.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:04 AM (Y4EXg)

165 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

-----------

You had me at Emoluments Clause!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:06 AM (XVuno)

166 167 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

-----------

You had me at Emoluments Clause!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:06 AM (XVuno)

That's the one that entitles us to free moisturizer, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:08 AM (NWiLs)

167 Yep

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:09 AM (Rog7V)

168 FLASHBACK: 100 Years of the Forward Pass




Maybe one year Crapperdick will figure it out. I had the football games on for relatives yesterday and before the Cowboys game they showed Roger Staubach throwing a few passes. Roger at his age would still be a better QB than Crapperdick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:09 AM (+E3TQ)

169 I have one brand new shiny dollar bill that says Skip is watching F1 practice on his day off today.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 09:09 AM (cknjq)

170 Morning, glories.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:10 AM (1CjJc)

171 161. Spot on my friend

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:10 AM (Rog7V)

172 Roger at his age would still be a better QB than Crapperdick

With the class coming out of college next year (and Lamar Jackson beign what Michael Vick could have been), Kunta will be waaaaaay down the ladder of options.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:11 AM (Boy/L)

173 Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student

After reviewing text messages between the student and Chaverria,
officials said they were consistent with what the student's claims
regarding his relationship with her.




Delete any evidence, don't say anything and enjoy. How stupid are kids today?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (+E3TQ)

174 What "shocking evidence"???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (UUBmN)

175
That's the one that entitles us to free moisturizer, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:08 AM (NWiLs)


No, that's the Exfoliation Clause.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (7rVsF)

176 Yes, but need to get outside and do stuff

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (ZCEU2)

177 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

*********


Well, gosh I'm convinced. Let's just move right to declaring Hillary president. /s

Ultimately isn't that what this is all about? They cannot admit that their flawed candidate lost the damn election. Talk about living in Denial, OH.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (m45I2)

178 This letter-to-the-editor-writin' ninny isn't the least bit bothered by Biden selling influence, tho'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 09:13 AM (oVJmc)

179 160. I remember in 2004, when the obits in some of the miami papers, had notes instead of donations, saying to vote for John Kerry

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:13 AM (Rog7V)

180
What "shocking evidence"???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (UUBmN)


That Trump is a poopy-head.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:13 AM (7rVsF)

181 Maybe one year Crapperdick will figure it out. I had the football games
on for relatives yesterday and before the Cowboys game they showed Roger
Staubach throwing a few passes. Roger at his age would still be a
better QB than Crapperdick


Heck, even Jim Kelly today would be better. He's been through some hell these past few years, hasn't he? Looks like he came out the other side intact. Still has a sense of humor. Bless him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (HaL55)

182 Yes, but need to get outside and do stuff
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (ZCEU2)

Me also. Gonna hang some shelves in the Boss Lady's storage shed. No worries. I watched Ace's youtube how to 8 or 10 times so I'm good.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (cknjq)

183 No, that's the Exfoliation Clause.

*******

I find that particular clause very a-peeling.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)

184 This letter-to-the-editor-writin' ninny isn't the least bit bothered by Biden selling influence, tho'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
----
That's all heresay!,!!///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (UUBmN)

185 Delete any evidence, don't say anything and enjoy. How stupid are kids today?

Yeah, well--minor males are just as unprepared as females for sexual relations with an adult. This always appears to be missing from the narrative.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (Boy/L)

186 President Trump looks like he's been working out in that Hong Kong Phooey poster.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (Z+IKu)

187 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"


Is that like a humble brag? A humble nag? Let's be clear, dumbass. Listen closely. Fuck you. War!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:14 AM (1CjJc)

188 176 What "shocking evidence"???
Posted by: lin-duh

----

ALL OF IT!! CAN'T YOU SEE? IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS!!

'No, please explain it to me.'

I CAN'T EVEN!! YOU'RE BLIND!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


This is what I have gotten from those folks.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (Y4EXg)

189 if you are unable or even unwilling to discuss or even debate ideas with me and resort to personally attacking me, questioning my integrity, etc.

It is amazing how pious the Left gets when they aren't in power.

What you posted is a small sample of what I'm seeing from the Marxists who once were friends (before they took the masks off). It seems that every thought is a proposed entry to the "Hate Has No Home Here" signs that litter up the neighborhood.

They think that the US will cease to exist because of Trump's National Sin of bedding down multiple women. But they had no problems with Reggie Love or Juanita Broderick (and are ignorant of JFK's and LBJ's conquests)

They say that Trump is the most divisive president ever (apparently they are cool with Lincoln's War), even though Trump has nothing to do with Mueller, #Resist and the IMPEACH FORTY-FIVE, Black Lives Matter, Intersectionality, Pink Pussy Hats, LGBT activism, Green Revolution, Sanctuary Cities, decriminalization of drugs, theft, assault; AntiFa, etc.

My test for them is, Read the Declaration of Independence and stop when you hit the first thing that offends you. Almost all of them literally can't make it through the first sentence.

So when there are two mutually exclusive visions for the united States, it would seem that the Originators ought to have precedence. It would be like going to a Superbowl watching party and demanding that everyone watch ice skating because the violence is offensive.

I can understand the Balkanization because of the utter hate they have for anything decent, normal and promoting human flourishing and the Imago Dei.

But their constant lies, hate, outbursts, animosity, fraud and violence make them incompatible with civilization.

Maranatha

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (qibYB)

190 Mahomes, jackson, and Watson have not won squat. I will show respect when they win in january

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (Rog7V)

191 If one of those people wins next year, the entire Constitution will consist of only the Expropriation Clause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (Boy/L)

192 That Trump is a poopy-head.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----
Well, I'm convinced now...///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (UUBmN)

193 That's the one that entitles us to free moisturizer, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:08 AM (NWiLs)

--------

Free personal care products comes under the Good N Plenty Clause but don't be embarrassed. A lot of people make the same mistake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:16 AM (XVuno)

194 RNC ad against bloomberg is very simple. He was a republican, he was a republican..... rinse and repeat

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:17 AM (Rog7V)

195 Mahomes, jackson, and Watson have not won squat. I will show respect when they win in january

I think we're looking at a Ravens/Saints Super Bowl.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:17 AM (Boy/L)

196 Hillary is preparing to run. She was spotted in the spice and sauce section of the grocery store having pictures taken with very young boys.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 09:17 AM (pwU+e)

197 Free personal care products comes under the Good N Plenty Clause but
don't be embarrassed. A lot of people make the same mistake.


Unfortunately, we can't take them on airplanes. Time for another Constitutional Amendment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)

198 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Hope you all had a lovely day yesterday and that you can relax and hang out today. Prayers, too, for all the Morons in pain and despair on such a lovely morning.

I just wanted to come on for a moment and say hello. I have the day off, so I am going to treat myself to a trip to Wells, ME to a lovely used bookstore and spend a couple of hours browsing and buying.

Talk to you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (Ki5SV)

199
If one of those people wins next year, the entire Constitution will consist of only the Expropriation Clause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:15 AM (Boy/L)


Taking away 99% of your assets instead of confiscating all of them will be considered "just compensation".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (7rVsF)

200 Spot on my friend

Well, don't just STAND there !

Wipe her off !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (arJlL)

201
Generation Tide Pod strikes again:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7737107

A 17 yr. old girl came home late and tried to sneak back in the house by going down the chimney. Fire Dept. had to rescue her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (NMAzL)

202 Hillary is preparing to run. She was spotted in the spice and sauce section of the grocery store having pictures taken with very young boys.

Was she wearing the bedspread or the Galactic Admiral pantsuit? The choice is a tell.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (Boy/L)

203 Was planning tea and pie after I was outside a hour, instead having it before I go out

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (ZCEU2)

204 If Trump gets away with the bribery of Ukraine-abusing his power by

hiding up critical assets unless his personal political goals were

met-he will betray his oath again and again.





Can we tolerate a President who will continue to serve himself

rather than our nation? A President who places his own needs even above

our own national security? Trump makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham

Lincoln,





To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence

that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no

integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"





Joe Weber


Miami, Fla




First Joey, what bribery. Show your work. Second you can take your Joseph Welch (commie rat fink) routine and shove it up your ass

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (+E3TQ)

205 182
What "shocking evidence"???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:12 AM (UUBmN)

That Trump is a poopy-head.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:13 AM (7rVsF)

He said... *looks around furtively*
*sotto voce*
"Pussy." Also, "bullshit."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:20 AM (NWiLs)

206 Unfortunately, we can't take them on airplanes. Time for another Constitutional Amendment.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)

"Shall not be infringed" ought to do it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:20 AM (1CjJc)

207 A 17 yr. old girl came home late and tried to sneak back in the house by going down the chimney.

Honey, YOU CAN'T REALLY USE THEM THAT WAY.

Bet she can't pump gas, either.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:21 AM (Boy/L)

208 Taking away 99% of your assets instead of confiscating all of them will be considered "just compensation".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (7rVsF)

Divorced men will just shrug.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:21 AM (NWiLs)

209 Again, if what Trump did re: Ukraine aid was bribery, let's discuss President Iran's ATM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:22 AM (Boy/L)

210 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Joe Veber at November 29, 2019 09:23 AM (EgshT)

211 A 17 yr. old girl came home late and tried to sneak back in the house by going down the chimney. Fire Dept. had to rescue her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:19 AM (NMAzL)

Jeebus. You'd think she could wait at least a few more weeks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:23 AM (1CjJc)

212
Washing Dot and Delilah today for this weekend's shows, then getting crates loaded in the car. Last show weekend of the year, praise the Lord.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:23 AM (7rVsF)

213 Again, if what Trump did re: Ukraine aid was bribery, let's discuss President Iran's ATM.
Posted by: Circa
----
Don't be so racist!!!///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:23 AM (UUBmN)

214 Bet she can't pump gas, either.

Yeah, but you should see her put a condom on a banana. She was first in her class. A+

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (HaL55)

215 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence
that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no
integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"



Oozing smugness and pretentiousness is strong in this one. I wonder if this letter will pop up on other newspaper editorial sections, just with 'writers' name and city changed. Just askin' questions, yo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (+QYmp)

216 Taking away 99% of your assets instead of confiscating all of them will be considered "just compensation".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:18 AM (7rVsF)

Divorced men will just shrug.
Posted by: Insomniac

Rod Stewart said " I'll never get married again; I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (arJlL)

217 A 17 yr. old girl came home late and tried to sneak back in the house by going down the chimney.

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She ought to file a civil coot.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (m45I2)

218 pun fail

coot => soot

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (m45I2)

219
I'm a pretty civil coot most of the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:25 AM (NMAzL)

220 The only evidence that came out last week was that the Perma-Blob Gummint is in a state of mutiny.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2019 09:25 AM (Ndje9)

221 Muldoon foiled by autocucumber.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:25 AM (1CjJc)

222 She ought to file a civil coot.

Muldoon, I'm going to give credit for this because the typo makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:25 AM (Boy/L)

223 Got to work at 6:30 AM. Icy roads, Blizzard warning for 8" - 14" of snow and 70 MPH winds.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 09:26 AM (gmo/4)

224 The words "shocking evidence" themselves are the shocking evidence.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 09:26 AM (IMdOQ)

225 Letters to the editors sections of most local papers are pretty darn funny.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (m45I2)

226 189 To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

It's just like all the "shocking evidence" against Brett Kavanaugh. If you don't unquestionably accept unsourced innuendo and flat out lies then you are AN EVIL PERSON! EVIL EVIL!

the next logical step is re-education camps for half the country. Because we're EVIL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (V2Yro)

227 Oozing smugness and pretentiousness is strong in this one. I wonder if
this letter will pop up on other newspaper editorial sections, just with
'writers' name and city changed. Just askin' questions, yo.


Yeah, that's what Rush would call a "seminar letter." About that "wisdom" thingy, we has it which is why PDT is preezy instead of Her Heinous.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (HaL55)

228 The words "shocking evidence" themselves are the shocking evidence.

So shocking, in fact, that we get ANOTHER round of bullshit hearings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (Boy/L)

229 F-1 Qualifying tomorrow morning at 7:55 on ESPN 2

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (ZCEU2)

230 There was no political talk at the two events I went to yesterday. I did find out the date next month my cousin will be granted citizenship. Then I can chant, 'One of us! One of us!

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (1Boes)

231 So when there are two mutually exclusive visions for the united States, it would seem that the Originators ought to have precedence.

You cannot reason with people who refuse to acknowledge fact and rely solely on feelz. We ain't gonna vote our way out of this without some serious corrective action. Looking at you, Horowitz/Durham/Barr....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (LpdKl)

232
Letters to the editors sections of most local papers are pretty darn funny.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (m45I2)


One I remember from the New York Times said the reason that the Japanese were so pacifist was the lack of meat in their diet. I thought, "What were they eating during the Rape of Nanking and the Bataan Death March?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (7rVsF)

233
Howdy, ya turkeys!

Tired of winning thankfulness, yet?

Posted by: mindful webworker - by the light at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (ECLlc)

234
A CA doctor, female, died in her boyfriends chimney back in 2010. She was stalking him and tried to sneak in his house via the chimney. She got stuck, couldn't breathe, and expired.

This was a doctor, but she was obviously whacked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (NMAzL)

235 hairy coot

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 09:29 AM (pwU+e)

236 Yeah, but you should see her put a condom on a banana. She was first in her class. A+
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:24 AM (HaL55)

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"Look, Ma! No hands!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:29 AM (CAJOC)

237 Oh I do love a well hung poster, though I can't find Hunk Cock, uh, Honk Dong, er, Hong Kong on my map...

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Brian Stelter as voiced by Mark Dice at November 29, 2019 09:29 AM (Q8zxO)

238 Attempting to impeach President Trump is a legislative autoimmune disease.

Posted by: Marooned at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (8hRlF)

239 One I remember from the New York Times said the reason that the Japanese were so pacifist was the lack of meat in their diet.

Two words: Enola Gay.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (Boy/L)

240 So shocking, in fact, that we get ANOTHER round of bullshit hearings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (Boy/L)

(1) Hold further hearings to see if anything can be found and make it look like you haven't given up; or

(2) Just give up already and have your base explode that you haven't impeached OMB yet.

Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (8uDfa)

241 >To anyone who still supports Trump: After all the shocking evidence that has come out over the past couple of weeks, I ask, "Have you no integrity, no wisdom, no sense of decency?"

The proper response is to say the word "evidence" 20 times. Vary the speed and tone as if you were speaking a normal sentence.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (LxTcq)

242 This was a doctor, but she was obviously whacked.

I'm so old, I remember when medical schools would weed out students like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:31 AM (HaL55)

243 Wait - are those really HK protesters marching with big copies of the Trump-as-Rocky poster? That's not a p'shop but real?

I never knew "interesting times" could be so entertaining.

Trump as Rocky v Biden as Rocky
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/rocky-meme-war-2019

Posted by: mindful webworker - by the light at November 29, 2019 09:31 AM (ECLlc)

244 219 A 17 yr. old girl came home late and tried to sneak back in the house by going down the chimney.

*********

She ought to file a civil coot.
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Maybe she should sue her parents for raising such a stupid daughter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 09:31 AM (k4dH2)

245
If you look up deaths in chimneys, you'll find many. I stumbled across the story of a body of an 18 yr old boy was found in the chimney of an abandoned cabin.

He had been missing for years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:31 AM (NMAzL)

246 I'm so old, I remember when medical schools would weed out students like that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:31 AM (HaL55)

Have you me Muldoon?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (cknjq)

247 Willowed instantly!

Great.

NOOD "ART"

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384425

Posted by: mindful webworker - by the light at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (ECLlc)

248 There was no political talk at the two events I went to yesterday. I did find out the date next month my cousin will be granted citizenship. Then I can chant, 'One of us! One of us!
Posted by: kallisto

Congrats to he or she !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (arJlL)

249 This was a doctor, but she was obviously whacked.

SITCOM IDEA: Pair her up with the crazy astronaut.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (Boy/L)

250 My test for them is, Read the Declaration of Independence and stop when you hit the first thing that offends you. Almost all of them literally can't make it through the first sentence.


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I did exactly this with my lib climate-deranged brother. He agreed with Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness being basic rights, but sort of choked on the "endowed by their Creator" part. We pretty much agreed that was our point of philosophical divergence and haven't spoken to each other since then, primarily my choice.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (m45I2)

251 One I remember from the New York Times said the
reason that the Japanese were so pacifist was the lack of meat in their
diet. I thought, "What were they eating during the Rape of Nanking and
the Bataan Death March?"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:28 AM (7rVsF)

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babies?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (NbXNA)

252 242
So shocking, in fact, that we get ANOTHER round of bullshit hearings.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:27 AM (Boy/L)

(1) Hold further hearings to see if anything can be found and make it look like you haven't given up; or

(2) Just give up already and have your base explode that you haven't impeached OMB yet.

Decisions, decisions...


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (8uDfa)

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(3) Continue holding hearings against Trump through and after he is out of office, and then after his death until all his children are dead, and then ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 09:34 AM (WqPYg)

253 Attempting to impeach President Trump is a legislative autoimmune disease.

Did anybody catch JJ's link with the pic above it of people holding a big banner that said, "Remove them all?" Impeachment Makes the Best Case to Unseat Dems.


I approve this message. #PurgeProgressivism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)

254 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 09:30 AM (8uDfa)

No, you missed the title of Nadler's scrum. They're going to lay out the basis of impeachment. So, a few more sessions of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (Boy/L)

255 KT McFarland Hired Fiona Hill & why Tucker Carlson did not ask her when on his show "Why would you hire her when she was connected to George Soros" But she is a Bushie/DeepStater

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (BqBId)

256 Saw the article on Hallmark. I watch a lot of Hallmark movies (yes, I know they are awful. It's like cotton candy...) Sorry no way I'm going to watch LGBT romance. And only libtards would want Christmas movies about muslims. Though that comment that Christmas is a secular holiday to Hallmark is true. It's actually kinda evil...

Posted by: Iris at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (6lKe4)

257 Good Morning, Horde!

Today it's my turn to regale (and possibly bore) you with my preparations for our Thanksgiving feast.

Just got the turkey on the smoker 10 min ago. Wed night, I brined it with maple syrup (hey CBD, at least it's not French Toast!), brown sugar, Kosher salt, whole garlic cloves, and a poultry bouquet (fresh sprigs of sage, rosemary, and thyme. Scarborough was a bit too far to go for herbs.

Smoker is set for 225, but I expect it to run about 5 degrees cooler. It's a Traeger and 40 degrees is the boundary temp for whether to use the insulating cover. Of course it's 39.5 degrees out now. Rather a bit cooler and run it hotter and 15 min longer at the end than fight it being too hot all day. I am using apple wood.

Yesterday morning, I took the bird out of the brine, let it drain on a cookie sheet, dried it thoroughly with paper towels, then double bagged it in shopping bags. You know the ones. The kind your college neice's boyfriend says only get used once and will kill Gaia.

Now I never brined a bird the stuck it in the fridge for 48 hrs. I am usually putting it on the smoker at 0530 for a 1230 carving time, so this is new territory.

I toyed with the idea of leaving it unwrapped. Hey, CBD, I know there's some French cooking term for leaving a bird uncovered on the counter for a bit. Something to do with changes to the skin. Like I said, thought about it, but it's a holiday meal for others, so not really time to experiment.

After drying and cleaning and drying the cookie sheet, bird is back that to be painted in more maple syrup. Hope CBD's not gagging. Liberally (the good kind!) rubbed with rotisserie chicken spice mix. Got a big ole container of that at the bulk foods market in Amish country. Colorado Spice Co brand.

Put the bird in a one-shot aluminum roasting pan along the neck, amputated tail, giblets, and half inch of water. I'll pluck out these after a few hours (measured by convenience not cooking time) and then makes some stock. Likely 3 hrs or so.

Mrs IMG and I will share the stove today. She's making a barrel of smashed taters. I am baking some rolls and at the last minute making gravy.

Won't get over to F-I-L today. Prolly tomorrow. Had a nice (one sided) chat last night. Sure hope there's a lil spark left inside listening.

Ladies all leaving in an hour to meet the funeral director.

Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers. They truly are a comfort.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 29, 2019 09:44 AM (di1hb)

258 Agreed

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (Rog7V)

259 While Staples Nadler is running his Kangaroo court, Mitch M will be confirming 8 district Judges next week, and 2 more 9th circuit young conservatives the next week

Posted by: Jonah at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (Rog7V)

260 This letter-to-the-editor-writin' ninny isn't the least bit bothered by Biden selling influence, tho'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Like the valley girls say when another customer shows up at the ice cream counter where they work: "Make is stahppp!"

You can't read these retarded letters to the Ed- they'll only reinforce your surety of the notion that your fellow man is indeed the knuckleheads you always had them pegged for.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (32YRo)

261 President Trump is very impressive. I believe he really wants to make things better. No bullshit "let the deep state run things" which has been going on for several Presidencies.

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