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Citizen Beats Hell out of Pantifa Thug Blocking His Truck
One recommendation: after you beat up some of this street trash, rip his or her or xis mask off and start snapping pictures. Then publicize them and/or report him to the cops. Thanks to squirrelly dan. If you need a pick-me-up, this compilation of antifa getting knocked the f*** out, set to a cool remix of Mr. Sandman, might hit the spot. So I'm taking almost all of Thanksgiving week off. I'll be in and out, though. The cobloggers will put up some posts, and I'll make sure there are open threads. Might be a very light week though. I figure it's not going to be a heavy news week anyway. Happy weekend! Bonus: Short Fat Ugly Man Who Is Definitely Not Having Sex with Kellyanne Conway Offers Conspiracy Theory.Why is he using the downstairs door with the shorter stairs? Did he trip on Saturday and require a CT scan? https://t.co/0rfhnKH4oE
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) November 21, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:38 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:39 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:39 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 22, 2019 07:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:40 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at November 22, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: qdp "zombie alien Roger Ebert" steve at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:39 PM (LOq4H)
You're toast!
Posted by: Marlon Brando at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 07:42 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2019 07:43 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: freaked, person of space at November 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
Ahhh, the old 'in out in out'.
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2019 07:43 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 07:44 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 07:44 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Kazi at November 22, 2019 07:44 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (EvnpL)
I'm not joining that shithole.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pep at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
- paste
- mimeograph paper
- fresh thick felt-tip black pens
- baseballs
- $100 bills
- tire air
- middle of newly printed book
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Portland police arrested a man suspected of using a metal baton to smash a luxury sedan as the car pushed through a throng of demonstrators more than a year ago in an encounter that blossomed into a national news story.
Shaun Clancy, 37, was booked Wednesday into the Multnomah County jail on a felony allegation of first-degree criminal mischief stemming from the Oct. 6, 2018, dustup.
Officers found a pair of brass knuckles on Clancy when they arrested him as well as a stun gun with an "Antifa" sticker pasted on it, according to police. Clancy now faces an additional allegation of carrying a concealed weapon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh good the aliens are going to show up, Yellowstone is going to blow, we're going to go to war with Canada, and I'll going to be able to get the milk off the top shelf at the grocery store all by myself.
THANKS ACE
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (FvXd3)
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Partisan Democrat CNN Representative and Partisan Democrat Congressional Representative Agree: Trump using the courts to assert his rights is an impeachable "obstruction of justice"
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Competitive Stupidity.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)
That is a very, very decent man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)
- Stripper perfume
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (EvnpL)
I carry a Cane in my truck now.
Not that I need it, but.
I found out that even carrying one of my Rattan practice swords, will get me in trouble here in Clownifornia. They view it as, intent.
Posted by: Don Q at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Always trust content from Ace, citizen.
Posted by: Jackbooted Forum Thug at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (DuZls)
I dare that antifag to come between me and the cheesecake pastries tonight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (+P5gm)
THANKS ACE
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
This, I want to see.....with a case of beer, on ice.....in a lounge chair.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
- paste
- mimeograph paper
- fresh thick felt-tip black pens
- baseballs
- $100 bills
- tire air
- middle of newly printed book
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)
bowling shoes
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (rpxSz)
Not a good idea to mess with someone just trying to get home. After working all day they may feel a little punchy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned
You are wise. At that time, all people want to do is get home, put their feet up, have a drink, and eat a nice meal.
Posted by: pep at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: freaked, person of space at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)
...and check out his mugshot.
https://tinyurl.com/uvf2pfw
I hope that being charged won't interfere with his career as a rocket scientist.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe "Van Puppy" Biden at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (+P5gm)
https://krdo.com/news/2019/11/22/man-gets-out- of-suv-beats-pedestrian-in-front-of-pueblo- judicial-building/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (/I91/)
Posted by: Kazi at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 22, 2019 07:37 PM (+P5gm)
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Dragging this over from the previous thread. Hobo, I hope you read ace's secrets for getting the most out of a shrimp buffet. He talked about it a few weeks ago. It involved circling and coming in at different angles and a little chit-chat along the way, and whatnot and wherefores. I'm a little hazy on the details, as you can see.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
26 It got willowed, but we were talkin' in the last thread about great smells from things that are non-edible. Mentioned so far:
- paste
- mimeograph paper
- fresh thick felt-tip black pens
- baseballs
- $100 bills
- tire air
- middle of newly printed book
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)
bowling shoes
Baby heads.
Posted by: pep at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (T6t7i)
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Yep.
Can't take nail clippers past the metal detectors, but they'll smile and hold the door for you when you stroll up with a stick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LOq4H)
***
All that idiot had to do was look left and right to see just how alone he was.
Bwahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (axyOa)
This, I want to see.....with a case of beer, on ice.....in a lounge chair.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
And then I'll parallel park!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (GbPPJ)
...and check out his mugshot.
https://tinyurl.com/uvf2pfw
I hope that being charged won't interfere with his career as a rocket scientist.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (I2/tG)
I'll bet that when he looks in the mirror he sees Charles Bronson.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (DBGf/)
puppy breath... uh, depends on what they've been eating
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (EvnpL)
Posted by: Joe! at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (+P5gm)
https://tinyurl.com/uvf2pfw
I hope that being charged won't interfere with his career as a rocket scientist.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (I2/tG)
Confirmed space cadet.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (0GvUH)
Puppy breath.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Puppy breath ... hell, puppies generally, have a delightful smell. No idea why, but they do. Plus, they're silly and they're sweet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 07:50 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (DBGf/)
I'm tying pork chops around it just to get the dog to notice me.
Posted by: Sandra F. at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (2N7oZ)
I know it's bad for you though...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Little girls.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (EvnpL)
Phrasing, Clarice !!!
Posted by: Dr. H. Lector at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (LPnfS)
THANKS ACE
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2019 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
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You know, I was thinking along the very same lines except (bragging here) I can already get milk off the top shelf. So I'll say instead that Hillary Clinton and John Brennan and James Clapper and James Comey will get arrested.
I know, one of these things is not like the other but it's the end of a long week and that's the best I can do.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (DBGf/)
Napalm, especialy in the morning.
Posted by: Kilgore at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (l3+k2)
I call a lot of fags Ester Williams.
Cause of being a lifeguard.
Posted by: Joe! at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: MAGA at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Dxxm/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kazi at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0x00j)
Hopped gun oil.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (EvnpL)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Dxxm/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (1CjJc)
I'll stock his refrigerator with food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (2DOZq)
Puppies first solid food is a hoot. Skidding through the pan, getting covered in goop and then staring at you with their dirty, puzzled little faces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Russian Bot at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (P+uW0)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (HaL55)
Gun powder.
Leaded gasoline.
New tires.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
It probably looks a bit silly.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
Let's raid his liquor cabinet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (HaL55)
Its Valurite, all the way down.
Posted by: Don Q at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Obama at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (2DOZq)
What does he know, he's only the former acting Attorney General.
https://tinyurl.com/txvpq9u
Might be worth waiting before getting upset about an article in the NYT or WaPo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 07:51 PM (1CjJc)
Can Crocs be shined?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (axyOa)
LOL!!!
Damn you autocorrect!!!
Hoppes #9 or whatever, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Concerned Cuck at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (FfsyG)
Stephan's 320 astringent lotion. Got a haircut and a shave and I've been trying to smell the back of my own neck all afternoon.
It probably looks a bit silly.
Posted by: hogmartin
No, no, it looks perfectly normal.
**laughs in sleeve**
Posted by: Elephants at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (T6t7i)
moth balls and wool,
burning leaves,
a grandbaby's head.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Y4EXg)
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Moth balls? How do you get them to hold still?
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Hmm... my parents got us a corgi when my middle brother was 8 ... so it was "his dog". And he trained it to pull himself and our other brother on a sled.One day sledding we were at the top of the hill and he noticed it eating something at the bottom. Dog sh*t. He took the sled down the hill rolled off and grabbed the dog.It breathed on him. Never laughed so hard.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: flounder
I'm expecting some kind of Hobo Amber Alert. Or a lot of those.
Posted by: Miklos, expecting at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Hoppes #9 or whatever, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
That's it!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Obama at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (2DOZq)
What does he know, he's only the former acting Attorney General.
https://tinyurl.com/txvpq9u
Might be worth waiting before getting upset about an article in the NYT or WaPo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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No reason to believe anything the NYT says but still not expecting much.
Posted by: MAGA at November 22, 2019 07:56 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (2DOZq)
Make sure you are naked when you do it.
Posted by: The Shelvemakers' Elves at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (XCf2s)
Some CULTURE for you heathens.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
There is a bar in (maybe was) San Luis Obispo named "Brubecks". It was his.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (aS1PU)
Another tragic incident of Trump-inspired right wing violence!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: flounder
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Let's switch places between his Monster Manual and his Dungeon Master's Guide!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
VADM Lockwood discusses the USN torpedo issue at length in two of his books. Sink-Em All and Down to The Sea in Subs: My Life in the U.S. Navy. It was also a prominent story in Silent Victory: The U.S. Submarine War Against Japan by Clay Blair and the magisterial United States Submarine Operations in World War II by Theodore Roscoe
ISTR that a direct hit and the contact fuze did not work. Glancing hits, at an angle, might work. Under the keel shots had the neato-keano advanced magnetic fuze invariably fail to work.
The Kriegsmarine magnetic fuze for U-boat torpedoes, of a different design, also did not work early in WWII.
Plus a callout to creeper, and another brief message to Anna Puma.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Giant at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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the pinko antifa had a baseball bat in his hands, all bets would seemingly be off at that point.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 07:58 PM (FEQY4)
Leaves in the fall.
Also, burning leaves in the fall which you can't smell around here any more.
Pine trees. The air at Glacier NP smelled like that when you walked out of our hotel.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 07:59 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 07:59 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)
Heh, let's put all of his B series modules in reverse order!
Posted by: Geek at November 22, 2019 07:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 07:59 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mango at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (EvnpL)
can't stand the stuff
However, makes a great writing instrument on your neighbors grass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (aS1PU)
My dad used to travel a lot and he always said that was his favorite city name.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Query: How much alcohol do I have to drink to kill a horse, and how close does the horse have to be?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (XVuno)
Who brought the acetylene tanks?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)
Everyone should have a copy of Take Five.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)
In the last month or so, one hard-core Antifa-type in Portland has been killed in a drunken brawl, another has been sentenced to seventy months in state prison for bashing someone on the head with a baton at a riot, and now this guy is facing a felony charge, for something that happened a year ago.
Although I think that Portland prosecutors are still overly targeting right-wingers, it has finally dawned on them that Antifa is going to start killing people if they aren't deterred.
Downtown Portland will probably burn if Trump is reelected - Portland law enforcement had better indicate that rioting has consequences before then, and that just because an Antifa person gets away with something the day of the riot, doesn't mean that they are off the hook.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
We're in good hands.
Posted by: golfman at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (M3a0a)
129 That's where I learned that lesson
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Joey Heatherton at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (XVuno)
How much is the horse pissing you off?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Shelvemakers' Elves at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Live Christmas trees
Freshly-snapped green beans before they're cooked
Vinyl pool liner
Coppertone
Old Spice
Fall leaves in a pile
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)
It's a beautiful small town in a beautiful area.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Axeman
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First - catch a male moth.
LOL
They still sell boxes of them at drug stores and Dollar store type places.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)
You forgot about the Antifa nut killed by the police at a school when he tried to pull a gun.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
To get to the other side?
One to hold the bulb and one to turn the ladder?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Query: How much alcohol do I have to drink to kill a horse, and how close does the horse have to be?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (XVuno)
It was intended more are a metaphor. The amount of alcohol necessary to kill a horse would probably be a lot
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joey Heatherton at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (l3+k2)
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Non-edible! (hic)
Posted by: Hillz at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (EvnpL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (7rVsF)
I know some people who won't drink the stuff but admit it smells heavenly.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
129 That's where I learned that lesson
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Nope, though I probably would've been good at it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Airbrushed Virgen de Guadalupe on the rear fender.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
When I had season tickets to the Stars in Dallas, my favorite bartender used to introduce me to others with "I've seen this man drink enough tequila to kill a horse."
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
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I don't have an account and watched it, but had to acknowledge that it was very, very troubling and I might need medical intervention or something if I watched it. I checked "I'm not a snowflake" and was allowed to proceed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
==
sea/ocean
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Yes, kelp on the beach.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: The Shelvemakers' Elves at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (+P5gm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)
95% ethanol. Acetone, for calling me back to my day in an organometallic synthesis lab. '
The labs I taught with ethyl esters as the unknowns.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Why was the Antifa imbecile blocking the truck?
Posted by: Northernlurker
Kinda looked like something had happened early, guy was out of his truck, gets back in and idiot boy blocks him. The rest as they say, was justice.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (LOq4H)
Everyone should have a copy of Take Five.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)
First time I heard it as a child, all I'd heard was 70s rock, so it blew my mind.
Had no idea that stuff existed.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Irish sport horse at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
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Not in Baltimore. Apparently.
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Pqytn)
*sad trombone*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (+P5gm)
I'm still giggling.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
Good. It was a piss poor example of a simile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Winnie Mandela at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (FfsyG)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Last thing I heard from the Naval Recruiter when I was 17: "Man, you better not tell me you've got asthma....."
Never saw him again.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Scandi at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nero at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
I think the Foreign Legion accepts applicants up to around 37.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:06 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Joe Bidet at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe! at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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How did you know that?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Y4EXg)
nothing like it
looks good
sounds good
smells good
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (rpxSz)
I'll just say, any running 2 stroke engine.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
The Paolo, he seconds your wife's mish.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
I was waiting for someone to post that
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Must. Resist. Temp. Ta. Tion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (EvnpL)
They love champagne dahling
Posted by: Catherine at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (0x00j)
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New car
Gasoline - I like the smell of it, ok?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Gollum at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (FfsyG)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (U7voe)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory.
Posted by: Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore! at November 22, 2019 08:09 PM (I2/tG)
Japanese train station [smells like you've stepped into the finest French patisseries].
Unsmoked cigarette tobacco - and unsmoked aromatic pipe tobacco - or, smoked, outside, on a clear frigid winter night in northern Vermont or up in Quebec.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 22, 2019 07:49 PM (GbPPJ)
After she gets to her destination without needing exact directions!
Posted by: Vendette at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (6ezlu)
-
I'm no lawyer but I wouldn't be surprised if that bat gave the driver permission to push him with the vehicle and then beat the crap out of him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (0GvUH)
Downtown Portland will probably burn if Trump is reelected
*shrugs indifferently*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:02 PM (7rVsF) "
This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mary Catherine at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (U7voe)
Did not have to wait long for The Paolo's response either.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (XzVUd)
Notice how Pantifa twats all collapse like a house of cards when they try to go one on one? They're only tough when they have someone like Andy Ngo completely outnumbered and useless shithead cops sit around doing nothing or protecting them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (sZYtG)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
does that fall under "two stroke" ?
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (rpxSz)
Mmmm, I loved that smell. Last got to experience it in probably about 1981.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Also, Ukrainian hookers.
Posted by: Lieutenant Colonel Vindman! at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:10 PM (0GvUH)
I'm a lawyer and I'll allow it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: The Shelvemakers' Elves at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Hunter Biden! at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (l3+k2)
Always a pleasure.
The two VADM Lookwood books I liked the best were Tragedy at Honda, about destroyers following too closely and a big nav mistake, and Zoomies, Subs and Zeros, about the lifeboat subs. Herbert Walker Bush is in that book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (P+uW0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (1CjJc)
It's Fryday night happy hour.
You're clear.....swing away.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (wPON6)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anonymous at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)
I was waiting for someone to post that
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM (U7voe)
Dude has a point.
Posted by: Sponge's Neighbors at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (FfsyG)
As for the Conways, I feel sorry for their kids. I hope they're giving them as normal a home life as possible given the circumstances.
Posted by: Vendette at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (DBGf/)
I L.O.V.E. that smell.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Your favorite smell.
And beating Antifa goons.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)
does that fall under "two stroke" ?
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:11 PM (rpxSz)
Wait a minute....I thought I disabled the camera on the TV......
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (0GvUH)
All permissions are granted by whatever jury you end up in front of.
In Pueblo, Colorado, likely not a problem.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (I2/tG)
also, remember some of our other favorite fassys.
the guy who had the baton, got the shit knocked out of him...but he still used his weapon.
the mace guy who beaned the guy, also used that weapon.
these anti-fas fascists are using their weapons. scary.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Boobs. Duh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (XVuno)
Why was the Antifa imbecile blocking the truck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
To get
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (sZYtG)
Gotta be couch!
Posted by: Anonymous at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (DuZls)
Oven mit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Not Really Ace at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)
hope they're giving them as normal a home life as possible given the
circumstances.
Posted by: Vendette at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (6ezlu)
I'm sure *she* is.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (XzVUd)
Doctor is concerned that schadenboner may last four years.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 08:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Martin Luther at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (QDnY+)
Right Guard.
My late father used it and I still like the smell.
That and hot buttered greasy popcorn that was popped on a stove in oil.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
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Favorite smells.
Yeah.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:08 PM
Go back to the 'Roots, and just use more of the middle vowel.
Temptation i's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (EvnpL)
Posted by: The Trabant at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
And beating Antifa goons.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)
The marsh. The smell of gunpowder.
And Google still won't let me watch the Anfifa beat down. Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
==
Ninety-Five Theses !
Posted by: Martin Luther at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Well done Marty. Well done.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
The thread has largely been hijacked by "favorite smells."
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Butyric acid? No way! Next it will be a diamine like putracine or cadeverine.
If true, you are a tough guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (0GvUH)
Sponge's wife's mish.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XzVUd)
The line starts at the sidewalk, pal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XVuno)
Christmas will be about four weeks later. And New Years? A week after that.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Martin Luther at November 22, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Well done Marty. Well done.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (aS1PU)
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I'm guessing he would nail it to the door.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: bluebell
Where it says 'youtube' in the url, just substitute 'hooktube' and then you can get in.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Mary Catherine at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
It's about a smell, so it's on topic. It's an open thread anyway, you can't judge me.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (FfsyG)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Sponge's wife's mish.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XzVUd)
I'm IN!
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)
=
nazi. we like Hoover.
Posted by: runner
----
Little known fact - The home office and main plant of Hoover was located in New Berlin OH. During WWI, New Berlin changed it's name to North Canton.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Christmas will be about four weeks later. And New Years? A week after that.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DBGf/)
Quit rushing things, mkay ?
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Critic ... at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (DBGf/)
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And a voice for mime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XVuno)
First!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (1CjJc)
Christmas will be about four weeks later. And New Years? A week after that.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DBGf/)
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Coincidence?
I think not.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah, a horse's problem with alcohol is he's always driving.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (FfsyG)
I hear ya.
Posted by: Cosmic Tandem War Elephant at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (aS1PU)
Old Spice
Fresh cut wood
Gasoline
Movie theater lobby with the popcorn popping
Any Crate and Barrel store
The dryer vent, especially after I wash a load of whites with bleach.
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (OHzt/)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (DBGf/)
He has a face for fists.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (8ruUE)
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Thank you. That really does work!
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:16 PM (XVuno)
First!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (1CjJc)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Remember the flick Cat Ballou and lee Marvin's drunken horse ?
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)
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"Help, I am trapped within this being. Please release me."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Certain books from childhood, especially Dorrie the Witch. Still pick up a book now and then that has that smell. So pleasing.
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (EvnpL)
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)
See, this is why people come here - for knowledge.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
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It's the carbon
Posted by: Greta at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Critic ... at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM (LPnfS)
Think that is the name of a hardcore actress, not aftershave.
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Adriane the Spaced Cadet Critic ... at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (LPnfS)
They're too busy producing it for us!
Posted by: The Adolph Coors Co., Golden, Colo. at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (jOEDM)
Pencil shavings. I swear they smell different from ordinary wood shavings.
Posted by: hogmartin
It's the cedar. (I think)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jay Z at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (FfsyG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (P+uW0)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:17 PM (t+qrx)
OT, talking of technology. Tesla unveiled their new electric pickup truck. It looks like and origami Delorean, is made of stainless steel, and was clearly not designed by, built for, or in any way intended for anyone who actually uses a truck for truck stuff.
Oh, and they broke the 'unbreakable' windows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGf8pqCZi0
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
D'oh!!
That explains why every school sharpener was always full. The kiddies were getting high off the smell!
D'oh
Posted by: Mrs Pinkston 3rd grade class at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (0E35O)
Hey steve I was impressed by how your intrepid reporting literally blew the lid off the chicken sandwich caper. I see Pulitzers in your future!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM (3Z6pZ)
He does rather look like he's trying to find a more suitable host body.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (U7voe)
I hear you can trade a Pulitzer for at least five free sandwiches at Popeye's ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh - they're doing them for "craft" coffee now [small batch roasting]. Generally don't get those, either.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (QDnY+)
==
no. that was Elmer's glue.
Posted by: runner, reminiscing... at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: not so
I grew up in a simpler time ... despite only being 29.
Posted by: Adriane the Spaced Cadet Critic ... at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (HaL55)
LOL
And the AoSHQ Award for Demented Originality goes to...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: freaked, let's go space truckin' at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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UGH! This man knows what he speaks of.
I thought I was going to pass out.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anon at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Iran! at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Dog at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (4OKgH)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM (DBGf/)
Ham radio
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (sZYtG)
It's not even Thanksgiving. Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: freaked, let's go space truckin' at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
This calls for a Venn diagram.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:23 PM (U7voe)
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One that can hold its head up.
Both metaphorically and physically.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (DuZls)
The smell of ski-doos in the winter. Well, their exhaust. Also, the smell of sand (which was our soil in New England) in the spring as the snow was melting. You know the rain smell (petrichor?)? It's a very intense form of that.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: squid word at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (Hw4bz)
Demonic possession always comes with physical signs.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (I2/tG)
Kellyanne did not marry well.
She needs a brother named Sonny to show up and teach Georgy Porgy how to treat his sister right or else
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (sZYtG)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:18 PM
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He has a face for fists.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:19 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: David Hogg at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (XVuno)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The portajohn on the FOB that the Iraqi contractors used. In the 105 degree heat. They wiped their fingers on the walls.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (U7voe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGf8pqCZi0
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (U7voe)
LOVE the look on Musk's face as he eats shit and has to mutter "It didn't go through."
Yeah...did you SEE the pasta guns on the guy that threw the steel ball?
What a fucking douchebag he is.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
365 Another favorite smell--a diesel pickup truck, with lots of farm dust in it.
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (OX9vb)
An outdoor motor boat.
The coast of Maine.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Christmas baking season coming up.
I'll start threatening to send you home made fruitcake.
Posted by: Adriane the Julia Child Critic ... at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: David Hogg at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (DMUuz)
No, but I bet you smell like a used cat box.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (P+uW0)
Backpackers on a train in Sweden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: squid word at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (Hw4bz)
Diapers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (1CjJc)
and in a box, in the attic
just the best
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (U7voe)
Such a noble people.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: Moki at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (mFoNl)
All my late mother's cooking. I am trying so hard to recreate it for my husband, son, and close family friends.
And my mother always wore Chanel No. 5. Daddy gave her a bottle nearly every year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (ptqGC)
Any lawyers here know if the guy in the video is going to be in legal trouble for beating up the Antifa twit?
Posted by: girldog at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (SJiiM)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
Drive by my house and you'll probably have to recycle your swear words.The place is lit up like a , er a Christmas Tree nd it's not even Thanksgiving yet!!!
Posted by: Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas!!! at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (vqIkG)
Google refuses to allow me to watch the compilation. The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Change the word "you" in youtube to "hook" to make it a hooktube link.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)
An autobus full of pickled, sour Krauts?
Posted by: Kazi at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Him or Musk? ...Wait, I see what you did there.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MVjcR)
I guarantee it has better character development than The Rise of Skywalker will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:25 PM
The central portion of which could only be labeled with my name.
Posted by: Cora Segal at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (DMUuz)
Spinning a web of conspiracy from Trump using the stairs. But not a single word about Hillary falling down stairs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 22, 2019 08:28 PM (zRxjF)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MVjcR)
Weasel!
Here I am in bed with a tummy ache, and that video perked me right up. It's was beautiful.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Builder Berg at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (+Yu7u)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:26 PM (U7voe)
Such a noble people.
Posted by: DR.WTF
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But, all cultures are equal! Aren't they?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Y4EXg)
"Oh, a wise guy eh?" *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash*... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
He was lucky a feeb was throwing the ball.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (mhs6e)
Enjoy your time off ace!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2019 08:22 PM (EZebt)
What's the story there? Did he need a visa or something? Was she witness to a crime he committed?
There's NO WAY he got married because he was a catch of some sort. The dude's an embarrassment to anything with a penis.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Morlock at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aS1PU)
Nope.
A ten year old boy trying to sell himself to you is very unsettling. They didn't learn that shit from us.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Name withheld. Happy memories of long ago. at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Y4EXg)
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Right hand to God!
Posted by: Some Arab Guy at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (EgshT)
Yakety Sax is the Officially Endorsed HQ Soundtrack for headbashing videos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 22, 2019 08:24 PM (FEQY4)
Surprised they haven't gone into gay bashing.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Z7lwY)
There's NO WAY he got married because he was a catch of some sort. The dude's an embarrassment to anything with a penis.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
You never know. Dude could be packing a Pringles can and be able to tie knots in string with his tongue.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: runner
For women in Alaska, "the odds are good, however, the goods are odd."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
D'oh is already snoring (but he was up at 5:30 this morning, as usual).
Ya'll try to behave. If you don't, I don't want to know or I'll be jealous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
Simple. Guys think with their dicks. Gals think with their...
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (DBGf/)
You have the Left simultaneously arguing that all cultures are equal, and don't you dare state that one culture is better than another; while simultaneously arguing that anyone in Central America qualifies for asylum in the United States, because their countries are such shitholes.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (U7voe)
You drive a good point.
KellyAnne might just have that look the she loves a good tongue lashing in the lower region......
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl
What about an indoor motorboat ?
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (arJlL)
When you do it outdoors you get that wonderful sound echoing off the trees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (XVuno)
But let's not be attempting to impress with Germans on a bus, or porta-johns in the Iraqi heat - don't make me bring out the Soviet bathroom and public transportation stories, kids. Might have to pull the blog over.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JT
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Ahhh autocucumber. Jeeze.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (TdMsT)
What about an indoor motorboat ?
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (arJlL)
See? The thread IS about boobs.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I keep a telescoping baton in my car door for just such an occasion.
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (MmFTx)
How can you tell if Liz is lying?
Any sentence with consonants and vowels.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Ladyl
What about an indoor motorboat ?
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Comically inevitable.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:32 PM (DBGf/)
He cheated ?
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lizzy Borden Warren at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Chrissy Blase Somthingorother at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)
Pussy.
Posted by: Name withheld. Happy memories of long ago. at November 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DBGf/)
what about the non-edible ones ??
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (rpxSz)
Weasel!
Here I am in bed with a tummy ache, and that video perked me right up. It's was beautiful.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:29 PM (TdMsT)
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Ladyl!!
Pinetrees is my favorite smell. And diesel tractor exhaust.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DBGf/)
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Don't make me deploy the Chinese-public-trench-toilets- on-national-holidays stories.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
You have the Left simultaneously arguing that all cultures are equal, and don't you dare state that one culture is better than another; while simultaneously arguing that anyone in Central America qualifies for asylum in the United States, because their countries are such shitholes.
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Not only that, but Americans aren't allowed to keep any part of their culture because it's exclusionary... and racist.
The left has a quantum space of superimposed opinion. They can say a lot of things simultaneouslly.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DuZls)
Pffft, liked
I nailed it in the kitchen and I nailed it in the hall
I nailed it in the bathroom and I hung it on the wall
Posted by: the telephone man at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (rpxSz)
All cultures are equal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Moronau Cymreig at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
Diesel exhaust from boats smells like seasickness.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DBGf/)
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Folks of both cheeses sock poorly.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (DBGf/)
And Mr. Kellyanne Conway is a fat douchebag.
Posted by: Bosk at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 08:33 PM (MmFTx)
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Hi no good deed!
Ax handle and a bag of handguns.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DBGf/)
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False choices.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
This always reminded me of you.
https://stoatnet.org/dunno.gif
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (MmFTx)
Don't make me deploy the Chinese-public-trench-toilets- on-national-holidays stories.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Women's bathroom in an empty Cold War era bunker in England we used to train room clearing in. Take everything that can come out of lady bits, coat the inside of a pipe with it, soak it for years, then dry it out in an enclosed room for ten years. You'd clear the stalls with a pistol on one hand and the other holding your nose.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (U7voe)
Ah well
Posted by: the telephone man at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (L8JfA)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (DBGf/)
re:
296 - As far as I know there is no definitive one book on the torpedo issue but it is scattered across many books about the war in the Pacific.
See "Iron Men and Tin Fish", Anthony Newpower
Posted by: phaedrus at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (on0YA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
This always reminded me of you.
https://stoatnet.org/dunno.gif
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)
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That's me!
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Very Thirsty for Justice. Parched, even. at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM
Dorrie the Littlest Witch?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (rBtIz)
I'm not joining that shithole.
Posted by: Sponge
If no one else has answered this...
Replace "you" with "hook". Also has the effect of removing ads as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (DBGf/)
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The cleaners take a while to dispose of all the bodies.
Posted by: Federal Investigation Bureau at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (rpxSz)
Austin.....she wearing a body condom?
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
Just nauseous all day. What a drag! How are you? The farm? WeaselDog?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
I am crying over here. Love that guy. No homo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (DBGf/)
Replace "you" with "hook". Also has the effect of removing ads as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (VcFUs)
Yes. It's been answered and I'll have to store that one in the memory banks.
Thanks, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Marriage is tough.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Always surrender at the first shot. Saves time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (7rVsF)
[somebody had to do it]
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM
"This is Dorrie. She is a witch. A little witch. Her hat is always on crooked and her socks never match. Sometimes her shoes are on the wrong feet. She lives with her mother, the Big Witch, and her cat, Gink."
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
I loved my marriage.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM (7rVsF)
^^^ This guy gets it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)
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Bernie Sanders was right!
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just nauseous all day. What a drag! How are you? The farm? WeaselDog?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
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Bummer. All good here. Not going to the farm this weekend (rain) but WD is all snuggled down in her little dog nest next to me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Seems that way, doesn't it ? I think for post boomers it is ...70 % divorce rate ! No, maybe not that high, but it is up there.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (DBGf/)
Her hat is always on crooked and her socks never match. Sometimes her
shoes are on the wrong feet. She lives with her mother, the Big Witch,
and her cat, Gink."
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:42 PM
And this is why I love coming here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (DuZls)
https://tinyurl.com/sg7v8za
Look at the changing chyron.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Best part of that video is when Bash looks at Cuomo like he's a down syndrome kid annoying the piss out of her.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:45 PM (QDnY+)
hahaha. Trump is entertaining as hell.
https://tinyurl.com/sg7v8za
Look at the changing chyron.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Dana Bash is looking like WTF is this fricking idiot doing? No wonder why they call him Fredo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:45 PM (sZYtG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I knew Mrs. REDACTED for 15 years or so before we got together
she knew I was a jackwagon going in, helps
I like to start out like I can finish
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Absolutely
Posted by: James Hogkinson at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (DuZls)
AoSHQ should have a "suggestion" box.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:21 PM
I'm like that with a book called Nightmares: Poems to Trouble Your Sleep.
I was an odd kid, what can I say?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (rBtIz)
@GeorgePapa19
Kevin Clinesmith, the high ranking official from the FBI currently under criminal investigation, interviewed me in such a bizarre manner that I would not be surprised if there is a conspiracy charge coming. Read my book and understand why he's the first domino. Good day for America
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)
My favorite is women claiming asylum in the United States due to "domestic violence" - because Central America is such a pit that there is not a single place in Central America that could provide a victim of domestic violence sanctuary.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MVjcR)
That sounds very cozy! Give weaselDog a smooch from Ladyl.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (DuZls)
There is a FAQ.
It probably hasn't been updated in 15 years.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: squid word at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (Hw4bz)
On the positive side, he learns what pleases the ladies.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (DuZls)
AoSHQ should have a "suggestion" box.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
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Seems there's a Catch 22 somewhere in there....
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (MVjcR)
=
is there really such a thing ?? I mean such a category for asylum seekers ?
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Momma said knock you out!
I'm gonna knock you out!
Momma said knock you OUT!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (EgshT)
What a fucking idiot Fredo is. No, Fredo, you're NOT smaht. NO ONE thinks you're smaht.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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Pre-sexual marriage, on the other hand...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (3Z6pZ)
Is this some sort of constanza wisdom?
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
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Of course, morons would probably prefer a suggestive box.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:48 PM (DuZls)
That sounds very cozy! Give weaselDog a smooch from Ladyl.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)
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Done!
Try some saltines and ginger ale.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (MVjcR)
Joe Biden says : " punch it in the face"
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (9oAtN)
Not a favorite, exactly, but still...
The smell of fresh bacon, though, there's a favorite. Also fresh coffee.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 22, 2019 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Seems that way, doesn't it ? I think for post boomers it is ...70 % divorce rate ! No, maybe not that high, but it is up there.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
I think a not insignificant portion of that 70% figure is from repeat offenders. Divorced once increases your chances of getting divorced again.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:41 PM (rBtIz)
Fuckin' A! Loved those books.
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (MVjcR)
I've got cherry-flavored Seven-Up. It's actually pretty good!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)
BIG'S makes a Bacon Salt flavor................
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
The answer is going to be the same either way.
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (HALdu)
How granular can they get, I wonder?
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (arJlL)
The two VADM Lookwood books I liked the best were Tragedy at Honda, about destroyers following too closely and a big nav mistake, and Zoomies, Subs and Zeros, about the lifeboat subs. Herbert Walker Bush is in that book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2019 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
There's a YouTube-er by the name of Drachinifel that put out a video about the Honda Point Incident a couple of days ago. It, along with the rest of his channel, is pretty good.
Posted by: J. Random Dude, Not a Naval Historian at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (FfJxM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (TdMsT)
Regular 7-UP straight with no ice usually gets rid of the vomits for me.
Make 7-UP yours!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Sessions tried to end this in 2016. I assume that a Hawaiian judge blocked Sessions' order.
Sessions:
"I understand that many victims of domestic violence may seek to flee from their home countries to extricate themselves from a dire situation or to give themselves the opportunity for a better life," Sessions said at the time. "But the asylum statute is not a general hardship statute."
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)
The answer is going to be the same either way.
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (HALdu)
LOLGF
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)
I don't know if you saw the original video but Cuomo was trying to mock Trump for saying that he had been listening to other people talk on the phone and he could never hear the person on the other end of the line.
He thought it would be a great idea to call his mother on live TV to show Trump was an idiot. Instead he proved Trump was right and the only way Bash could hear his mother is when he put her on speakerphone.
What a Fredo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: J. Random Dude, Not a Naval Historian at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (FfJxM)
His episodes on the channel dash, the one on the Russian 2nd Pacific squadron, and the sinking of the Bismarck are all really good.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (U7voe)
I've got cherry-flavored Seven-Up. It's actually pretty good!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (TdMsT)
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That does sound good. Hot tea sometimes helps too.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (MVjcR)
A bit of my enjoyment comes from imagining Trump and a few folks with him watching this and roaring with laughter. Nice that he lets us share his joy and lust for battle [even with the ridiculous people he's now crushing].
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (QDnY+)
My friend dropped in a piece of paper with "Balls itch?" written on it.
The driver didn't answer that question.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (HALdu)
A Brazilian tranny that thinks you should pay for its hormones.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:53 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: JB1000 at November 22, 2019 08:53 PM (K2HR/)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM (9oAtN)
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Keep on punching it when it's down. Don't let Domestic Violence--or whatever she likes to call herself when she's out of the house go out with her friends and laugh at you behind your back--because YOU'RE the man. And you work hard and sometimes you make mistakes a gaffe here and there, talking about black in gangs rusting up razors--sure--that sounds odd--but you're still a Senator for decades and you demand RESPECT--you are not a laughingstock no matter WHAT FOX NEWS SAYS--BIG DEAL she's a DOCTOR--I'M A BIG FUCKING DEAL, BITCH!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Fredo at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (EgshT)
Was he out of commas?
Hmm. Probably could use a colonoscopy.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (9oAtN)
Still before the DC Circuit. Amazingly, Sessions' order appears to have gone into effect.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (MVjcR)
Hot tea and some Dunhill 965 right here, if anyone wants some.
*puffs contentedly*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (arJlL)
Thank you {{{JT}}}
I've got to got to be okay by 10 am tomorrow morning!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (I2/tG)
All right. Seems as legit as green card "lottery".
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (U7voe)
Good memory, Vanya!
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (MVjcR)
Hot tea and some Dunhill 965 right here, if anyone wants some.
*puffs contentedly*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
I might try some hot tea as well!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM (U7voe)
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Swiper.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (dUJdY)
Hi Jewells!
Do you have a nice weekend planned?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: squid word at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (Hw4bz)
Posted by: freaked, tanned, rested, and from space at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (Tnijr)
yeah MikeyG, that Biden quote from the other night is one the most
amazing, hilarious gaffes in history - can't believe ace didn't do a
post on it.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)
If a Republican said that we would have heard about it for years but the MFM quickly buried it for Paste Eater
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (sZYtG)
It probably hasn't been updated in 15 years.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2019 08:47 PM
Why would it?
Posted by: Pixy 0.7 at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: freaked, tanned, rested, and from space at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (Tnijr)
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I'm guessing shelving is probably the place to make most suggestions.
You know, how he might have done it better. Hey, remember the drill goes both ways, like your sister....
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:57 PM (DuZls)
-ocean breezes
-Old Spice; my brothers' favorite after shave
-Tabu, my mom's cologne
-my late husband Michael's brush; I can still smell his haircream
-autumn leaves
-a burning fireplace
-incense at Mass
Posted by: vivi at November 22, 2019 08:57 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Y8PSl)
It really was. Though as someone mentioned upthread, what kind of anarcho-commie terrorist stops traffic without a mob of collaborators?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (OX9vb)
I remember weird random stuff for no reason I can fathom.
"In the cauldron boil and bake
Packwood's acne, Bobbit's ache
Lorena's shiv and Tonya's shank
Constituents of Barney Frank
Eye of World Trade Center Bomber
Midnight snack of Jeffrey Dahmer..."
That's from The Tragedy of Macdeth, a parody that was published in The American Spectator in like 1994 (Bill and Hill and Macbeth and the Mrs). I have no idea why it stuck.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: April at November 22, 2019 08:49 PM
*fistbump*
Dorrie had some good villains. Thinniver Vetch, the Green Wizard, and Zane, Zeke and Zeno...
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 08:51 PM
Little RMBS was a big fan of the Green Wizard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (rBtIz)
=
The hamsters ate it.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
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They get hungry on that wheel and there's only so much you can expect Pixy to do.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: freaked, tanned, rested, and from space at November 22, 2019 08:56 PM (Tnijr)
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Ace is all over commenter suggestions about the choice of post topics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
I've watched that video four times. I can't get enough of it.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (TdMsT)
Women have been known to use sex to entice men. Just saying. I am old. I got lucky. I am safe.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
One that thinks he's safe because none of them have suffered any consequence for their actions.
Shit, Proud Boys are serving HARD TIME for defending themselves. Antifa? Not so much.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2019 09:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 09:00 PM (rBtIz)
I would put that video on my facebook banner (At the top and never goes down) if I knew how to do it.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2019 09:00 PM (DBGf/)
Was he out of commas?
Hmm. Probably could use a colonoscopy.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 08:54 PM (9oAtN)
Commas cost 2x the normal rate.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 09:00 PM (1CjJc)
What the fuck is a trans migrant, someone that says they want to migrate her but do not really want to migrate here?
Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 08:52 PM (HALdu)
Someone transiting one country to get to another one. The UN definition of refugee does not allow this. One has to seek asylum in the first country he escapes to. The assumption claiming "refugee" status is that you want to go back. Of course, Soros* has changed all that.
* metaphorically
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (XzVUd)
They get hungry on that wheel and there's only so much you can expect Pixy to do.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 08:58 PM (DuZls)
There was a GIF from earlier of a parrot and a hamster.....it pictured perfectly how I figure Minx 0.7 alpha works.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
That sounds like fun!
I going to get a couple things from you for my grandlovies.
I'm not sure what happened to my stomach, but it's felt icky all day.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (TdMsT)
I'm reading that NY Times story and I'm not liking it. They're also saying the report will show that Joseph Mifsud is not an FBI asset and nothing like what "conservative conspiracy theorists" have said.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 07:53 PM (HaL55)
Wooo-Hoo! Genuine authentic Turpentine! I can taste the pine forest!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (MZkYK)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 22, 2019 09:02 PM (T9XRy)
I laughed so hard at that gif last night that I cried. Shit that was funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QDnY+)
That was good.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2019 09:03 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (MZkYK)
One afternoon in Germany, I came back to the barracks and a guy I know pops out into the hallway. "Vanya! C'mere! We found this great wine for like two dollars a gallon!"
It was Carlo Rossi, the cooking sherry that I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to drink.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:03 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 22, 2019 09:01 PM (13CQC)
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This sounds like unskewing the polls, but compare how many times have met their expectations, compared to how many outcomes have met ours.
Regardless. FBI asset. Five-eyes asset. It doesn't matter. Brennan was involved in these shenanigans, and there is ample suggestion that the entire thing was a five-eyes op.
They are probably relying on a narrow definition.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:04 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 22, 2019 09:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
I'll buy some for next time. My tennis instructor gave me Pepsid(?) this morning, but it didn't help at all.
But iI don't feel terrible.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:05 PM (TdMsT)
My ulcer is back with all the attendant crap that goes along with it.. Have to eat bread and mac ampersand cheese. No Guinness, either.
Just in time for Thanksgiving, too. On the plus side, I lost that 10 lbs I gained this time last year. This "getting old" bullshit isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)
Women have been known to use sex to entice men.
All comments eventually return to the basics.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:06 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 22, 2019 09:04 PM (87EdW)
Ever read the field manual directions for unmasking after you can't detect nerve gas anymore? The first step is, Find the lowest ranking man and take his weapon away.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:06 PM (U7voe)
That causes me to think any kid accused of "spying" on his older siblings might not really be spying either--and perhaps we need to start teaching kids what spying is, so they don't get the wrong notion.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:06 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:06 PM (9oAtN)
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On this blog, it's assholes and elbows.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
I'll buy some for next time. My tennis instructor gave me Pepsid(?) this morning, but it didn't help at all.
But iI don't feel terrible.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:05 PM (TdMsT)
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Clearly you're suffering from an imbalance of humors, Crackers and ginger ale.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:08 PM (DuZls)
Trump: 'Historic' Durham Investigation Will Implicate Obama in Spygate
Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 22, 2019 09:08 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
We can help.
Posted by: Crazy Gideon's Hot Iron Emporium at November 22, 2019 09:08 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:09 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Skateboard Beto at November 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
We can help.
Posted by: Crazy Gideon's Hot Iron Emporium at November 22, 2019 09:08 PM (XVuno)
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Yup.
Posted by: Barbor at November 22, 2019 09:09 PM (DuZls)
There's nothing Ace enjoys more than tips on humor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
Remember, these people still claim that there was something damaging in the Mueller Report.
Whatever the IG's report actually says, they want to get out in front of it and loudly announce that there is absolutely nothing in the IG's report that is damaging to the Deep State.
Goebbels would be proud.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
I can't have soda crackers because...wheat!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (TdMsT)
A pharmacist once told me that syrup from canned peaches or any canned fruit works just as well as Emetrol.
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (MmFTx)
I can't have soda crackers because...wheat!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (TdMsT)
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Well that is a problem!
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 09:11 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
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Really, chastity suggestions for family members can't top that?
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:11 PM (DuZls)
Blonde M. - don't fret, complicated, but Mifsud [HQ spelling - "Misfud"] thing was about whether he was a Russian agent - bit about his not being FBI asset's a straw man - see usual twitter suspects for explanation.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)
Trepanation is the only cure for abnormal wheat rejections.
How large is your skull?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:12 PM (9oAtN)
hmm..interesting. I wonder if it has anything to do with low blood sugar?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)
hmm..interesting. I wonder if it has anything to do with low blood sugar?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:12 PM
Who remembers Coke syrup for nausea?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
I try to keep well stocked for all eventualities, since I live alone. If my husband were alive I'd be sending him to the store for me.
My block husband would go, but I don't like to be, um, beholden, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
I do know that one of the ingredients of Emetrol is fructose.
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (MmFTx)
Bah. Stuff and nonsense.
You want leeches.
Thousands of them.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
Nonsense! Bleed one half pint and a tobacco smoke enema for this poor woman!
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:14 PM (U7voe)
Allow me to offer my card...
Posted by: Hot Iron Salesman at November 22, 2019 09:14 PM (oTMWb)
You want leeches.
Thousands of them.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (9oAtN)
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There is no reason to be so sanguine.
Posted by: Medieval Barber at November 22, 2019 09:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)
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I hadn't heard that. Glad yours is good!
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:15 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:15 PM (DuZls)
You want leeches.
Thousands of them.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:13 PM (9oAtN)
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You want: leeches
You'll accept: lampreys
You'll get: Adam Schiff
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 09:15 PM (3Z6pZ)
You want leeches.
Thousands of them.
No, no, no. A good bloodletting is called for. Restores the bodily humours, it does.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (HaL55)
They are probably relying on a narrow definition.
Posted by: Axeman
and rhomboid
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Thanks, guys. It's easy to set me off in a pessimistic frenzy these days.
And yes, I forgot, it's Miss Food. Sheesh, I myself declared that once.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (QDnY+)
hmm..interesting. I wonder if it has anything to do with low blood sugar?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)
Okay. I'm gonna fess up.
Yesterday I played twice. I came home last night super hungry, and had no snacks in the house.
There was, however, a gluten free brownie mix in the cupboard, and a partial can of chocolate icing in the freezer.
At about 9:30 pm last night, I inhaled about a quarter of a pan of warm, frosted brownies.
I haven't felt well since.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
...LMAO..oh god I cant contain it... VIP pay to read our shit blog?! Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahabababababababahahahahahahaha!!!
*gasps**
Ahhhhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Bye chumps!
Go woke go tits up!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
That was icing on my cake this week
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (QDnY+)
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Will do. I have a LOT of powder but it's all several years old.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (dUJdY)
I haven't heard of low blood sugar causing nausea.
Mercury deficiency, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skateboard Beto at November 22, 2019 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
I haven't felt well since.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
Well this is more Jack Straw/willow territory now.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
It's the TRUTH.
Posted by: Skateboard Beto at November 22, 2019 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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You get the hell away from her with that stuff, Bento!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (3Z6pZ)
I don't think those are common symptoms of low blood sugar. Not a doctor though. So do feel free to ignore me.
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (MmFTx)
At about 9:30 pm last night, I inhaled about a quarter of a pan of warm, frosted brownies.
I haven't felt well since.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
NOW the truth comes out......
That's it. YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Wait.....no....that's not it.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I haven't felt well since.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
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Well there you have it. Insufficient ice cream.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
Headache? Tiredness? Breath smell like fruit?
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
Oh no, it's not!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
I haven't felt well since.
See? A few leeches. Fix you right up.
Also sleep with a garlic clove in your mouth. Prevents the vapors.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Did any Doritos mysteriously disappear too? Pizza rolls?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (U7v
No--fortunately I'm not diabetic!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (TdMsT)
Mercury deficiency, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)
Doesn't that shit cause Autism?
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
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Interesting. Last night I woke at four am with chest pains. It felt like their was a huge balloon trying to press itself through my rib cage. I had thought about how some people have congestive heart failure and take it as gas--so I was really worried. But it was gas.
And then I remember stopping by a gas station and picking up a quick couple of hot dogs that, in retrospective tasted funny on my late evening trip home from work.
I've been gassy the whole day, and also "haven't felt right".
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (TdMsT)
Just checking, 'cause that sounds like a shitload of sugar.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:21 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Could having low blood sugar cause what happened to me though? I mean I
was vomiting like a fool, diahhrea, I passed out.. it was awful.
Happened twice. Scared my poor husband!!
I haven't passed out yet, but the other stuff. Yeah, waking up at 3:30 in the morning to drive the porcelain bus is no fun.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)
Maybe writing that I "inhaled" a quarter pan of brownies was an unfortunate turn of a phrase.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (TdMsT)
I've been gassy the whole day, and also "haven't felt right".
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls)
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OK, we're calling it a case of gas station sushi.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (3Z6pZ)
You want leeches.
Savages! Science has long established that heroic purging is the only thing that rebalances the humors.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)
Oh FFS.. really? Who eats that crap? Besides you I mean.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (MVjcR)
I've been gassy the whole day, and also "haven't felt right".
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls)
Next time, get the sushi.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
******
NOW THAT Is Hunter Biden's Expertise
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)
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It's what took Queen down.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (DuZls)
And then I remember stopping by a gas station and picking up a quick couple of hot dogs that, in retrospective tasted funny on my late evening trip home from work.
I've been gassy the whole day, and also "haven't felt right".
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls)
I think that is worthy of an immediate trip to urgent care or the ER. That's how my husband felt when he had his heart attack. He didn't survive.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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You'll be here all week.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 22, 2019 09:26 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2019 09:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:16 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells--have you seen your doc?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
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It might be just me.
But, I've done it many times and never had that experience. .
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (DuZls)
=
I believe so.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:25 PM (DuZls)
Tip your waitress.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)
The Feezer got them.
When I was a kid we were on a CTA bus and passed by an appliance store. They'd painted an advert on their window advertising a refrigerator and freezer, but they'd messed up and spelled it 'feezer'. My sister and I, being children, began joking about what a feezer was. We concluded it is an invisible animal, rather like a beaver, that lives in your refrigerator and eats all your leftover pizza, cake and ice cream in the middle of the night. So when you get up in the morning and open the fridge and go, "Where'd all the pizza go?" well, the Feezer got it. It's still an inside joke in my family
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:28 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hope the floor's not slippy.
That causes some bad scenes.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:29 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Yes, but he's gone through 19 of them so far :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
I'm sure it'd be great. Unless, well, you know.
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (U7voe)
alder tree coals, burned down from the fire, and salmon slowly grilling over it on a wire mesh grill.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (MmFTx)
Not including the poison part.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)
Was there severe stomach pain with the vomiting?
Possible Ischemic colitis? I got that from getting severely dehydrated this July and ended up in ER.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: mindful webworker - get it? get it? siiigh at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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I think WD's 3am barking was for the neighbors benefit.
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:33 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
It's too late when you can play "When The Saints Go Marching In"
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 09:33 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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What about Reveille?
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:33 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 22, 2019 09:26 PM (dKiJG)
I read elsewhere last week that Trump's chef said he is Trump's food taster.
Makes sense.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 09:33 PM (sy5kK)
They did a nuclear stress test on me a couple of years ago. Injected some stuff in me that made me start sweating like I was on a treadmill. Couldn't do the real thing at the time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (DuZls)
???
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Fair point.
What is the capacity of your vomitorium ?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Taste testing well-done steak topped with ketchup? That is a crime against humanity as well as properly cooked, rare steak.
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
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The middle part's tricky. But I'm getting it down.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
You might want to do a search on ischemic colitis to see if that sounds possible.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
When you can do that, you've died and gone to hell.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 09:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:30 PM (DuZls)
???
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
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Doing the Impeachment Hearings....
farting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:36 PM (DuZls)
qdpsteve, I think labs are the tiger sharks of the dog world. They eat anything.
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2019 09:32 PM (MmFTx)
Labrador Retrievers are practically indestructible. They are the M1A1 tank of the dog world. Delightfully goofy with an ultra thick skull, able to take anything little kids dish out and still remain happy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 22, 2019 09:36 PM (MZkYK)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (xXPpO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..wearing my kilt need to upgrade with a Claymore at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (HSPKJ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 09:36 PM (aS1PU)
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I think it's only Satanic when you play it backwards.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (DuZls)
I've been gassy the whole day, and also "haven't felt right".
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls) ''
Please go to the ER. Those are the same setons my dad had the night before he passed away from a heart attack.
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (jm1YL)
Ont?
Where it be?
Usually at 10pm. I saw an early one (9:30) this week (yesterday, I think).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 09:38 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Checkers at November 22, 2019 09:38 PM (XAenQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at November 22, 2019 09:39 PM (MVjcR)
Doing the Impeachment Hearings....
farting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:36 PM (DuZls)
I don't know. I just felt like he had bad indigestion and was nauseous. That what he told the doc. He didn't live long enough for me to get all the particulars.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 09:40 PM (XzVUd)
Thank you for your concern. You are a true American.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 22, 2019 09:40 PM (MZkYK)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Whose turn is it on Friday nights? WeirdDave again?
No doubt he's meticulously assembling the polishing touches.
No ONT will be served before its time.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meticulously assembling at November 22, 2019 09:41 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: Checkers at November 22, 2019 09:38 PM (XAenQ)
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So, you're saying he powered through?
C'mon, we all know that doctors dressed as Secret Service because of "health concerns" is a right-wing conspiracy theory!!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:41 PM (DuZls)
*******
Chief Justice Roberts now dragged into Democrat impeachment process - American Thinker
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 22, 2019 09:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:42 PM (9oAtN)
It's called getting older and paying more attention to what you're doing..like going down steps. I think you're reading more into it than is there. I find myself doing the same thing. I'm way more careful because I'm older now and steps are the enemy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hope the floor's not slippy.
That causes some bad scenes.
Beware the tea.
Posted by: Marko Aleksandrovich Ramius at November 22, 2019 09:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
It's from lack of blood supply to the intestines, but it feels like terrible nausea and stomach pain. I think pancreatitis is also kind of like that.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Checkers at November 22, 2019 09:38 PM (XAenQ)
He's President of the United States and has the most obstacles of anyone in modern history.
I'm sure it wears on a guy. He's likely got some stress related ailments. I'm betting he's the type that doesn't want to take a ton of pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Monkfish at November 22, 2019 09:43 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 22, 2019 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:44 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:44 PM (DuZls)
Thank you!!! Go NOW!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (U7voe)
Shortness of breath? Hammertoes? Anal prolapse?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (XVuno)
Thank you, kind sir! We'd have had to throw them away if they hadn't sold by the end of the year.
Posted by: Cletus of Cletus' Pump & Go at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (f6lTY)
Ladyl.. I just had a colonoscopy and everything was fine. In fact no longer considered high risk so I don't have to go thru that again for 5 years!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2019 09:44 PM (DuZls)
Ultimate safety says get a ride, but your call......
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ok that's fucking LOL funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: Vanya at November 22, 2019 09:19 PM (U7voe)
Shortness of breath? Hammertoes? Anal prolapse?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (XVuno)
Neuritis? Neuralgia?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 22, 2019 09:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:46 PM (PUmDY)
Fight back, man!
Only sick people go there!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:46 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (oY5lM)
Sometimes, I pick a winner.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:46 PM (Zz0t1)
He's long been unwell and lying to us about a multitude of physical maladies. He is simply setting the stage for a resignation for health reasons as each day of impeachment hearings testimony gets worse and worse for him."
Which, according to the rules, means he gets to get impeached and go to Bad People Jail forever and ever.
Look it's in the bible or something I dunno, look it up. I'm a super important journalist, I don't have time to do the looking-things-up work.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: A. Moree at November 22, 2019 09:48 PM (SqopC)
Ladyl.. I just had a colonoscopy and everything was fine. In fact no longer considered high risk so I don't have to go thru that again for 5 years!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)
Yay!!! Congrats, Jewells!!!
I'm due for one this year. But I don't have the time! And my friends all had to drive me to my eye surgeries and I feel like I can't keep going to the well.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
You can't make a career out of it, though. They fire you once you build up immunities to the stuff.
Posted by: former poison tester at November 22, 2019 09:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 09:46 PM
Dr. Checkers, who is "a full Trump supporter" and probably voted for every Republican going back to Warren Harding. Who is also a "physician of 36 years" and knows "body language, movement, fluidity, whatever terms you want to call it."
Because, "whatever terms", that's doctor-speak.
Posted by: Hands at November 22, 2019 09:49 PM (786Ro)
He's long been unwell and lying to us about a multitude of physical maladies. He is simply setting the stage for a resignation for health reasons as each day of impeachment hearings testimony gets worse and worse for him."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Seriously. This is why you want your federal government to have as little impact on your life as possible.
These fucking people are bat shit crazy.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2019 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
That would be fantastic!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
He's long been unwell and lying to us about a multitude of physical
maladies. He is simply setting the stage for a resignation for health
reasons as each day of impeachment hearings testimony gets worse and
worse for him."
I wonder what color the sky is in her world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Could also be a vagus nerve problem which I have experienced many times. Whenever I feel one of those spells coming on I have these tiny Hyoscyamine tablets my doctor prescribed. I put one under my tongue and let it dissolve.
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Orange, and the sight of it just eats her alive.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM
ORANGE. This is known.
Posted by: Hands at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (786Ro)
Did he have an old pacemaker?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 09:40 PM (XzVUd)
that would be news to me, and I kinda try to pay attention.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
I wonder what color the sky is in her world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Pussyhat.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
This is what nutsy-cuckoo looks like.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
You should be able to copy the link, paste it into your browser, and
then replace "you" with "hook" to strip the Google BS and advertisements
from it.
NaclDog, You Da Man! Worked like a charm!
Posted by: boynsea at November 22, 2019 09:53 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 22, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
Pancreatitis inolves very sharp pain, which worsens to the point you can't move. I had some 18 months ago. It *requires* hospital visit and a blood test for diagnosis.Treatment is morphine and saline for 4 days with no food the first two.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 09:54 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Jewells45
Not a usual reaction. Sounds like ulcer
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2019 09:54 PM (dt6uM)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
You say that now but you didn't have to do the interviewing.
Posted by: Gerry at November 22, 2019 09:54 PM (XVuno)
Massive F5 "attack" anticipating the ONT?
I know I am
Posted by: mindful webworker - anticipatorially at November 22, 2019 09:55 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: boynsea at November 22, 2019 09:55 PM (Fks5r)
Massive F5 "attack" anticipating the ONT?
North Koreans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 09:56 PM (XVuno)
At one time all gentlemen carried "walking sticks", and were at least somewhat trained in the art of beating hell out of people with them.
Perhaps those days need to come back.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 22, 2019 09:56 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Jewells45
My wife did that once. She fell and hit her head on the floor and bruised her face around her eye. When I took her to the ER, they questioned me and gave me dirty looks.
Thanks leftist fucktards. Every man taking their wife to the hospital is now an abusive husband beating her every chance they get.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2019 09:56 PM (jm1YL)
maladies
dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor
man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum
fever?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:57 PM (9oAtN)
2h2 hours ago
More
Molly Jong-Fast Retweeted Kathryn Watson
This fills me with dread.
The president is at the White House with no events on his public schedule all weekend.
Oh. My. God.
Of course, if Molly Jong-Fast really thought there was something wrong with Trump, she'd be orgasming all over her apartment, rather than being "filled with dread".
Posted by: The Arc of History! at November 22, 2019 09:58 PM (I2/tG)
we're close to figuring this out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 09:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
2h2 hours ago
More
Molly Jong-Fast Retweeted Kathryn Watson
This fills me with dread.
The president is at the White House with no events on his public schedule all weekend.
If this ever happened with Owebama in office, we all breathed a collective sigh of relief.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 09:59 PM (dzJ3R)
Don't know about leftist exactly, but any man brings a gal in with a big shiner, he's gotta know he's gonna get the old hairy eyeball.
Posted by: mindful webworker - you should've seen the other gal, she said, helpfully at November 22, 2019 10:00 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
Hmm. This certainly complicates the diagnosis.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2019 10:00 PM (XVuno)
LOL... I know right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 22, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
2h2 hours ago
More
Molly Jong-Fast Retweeted Kathryn Watson
This fills me with dread.
The president is at the White House with no events on his public schedule all weekend. ''
Yes Molly. Even presidents take some time off during the weekend.
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2019 10:00 PM (jm1YL)
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If this ever happened with Owebama in office, we all breathed a collective sigh of relief.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)
As did the White House cleaning staff.
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (Y8PSl)
maladies
dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor
man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum
fever?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 09:57 PM (9oAtN)
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Also, botts and the staggers.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (9oAtN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
we're close to figuring this out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 09:58 PM (sy5kK)
You forgot herpes.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 10:02 PM (yQpMk)
Are gasoline donations tax-deductible? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2019 10:02 PM (InS8P)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
we're close to figuring this out.
Have we ruled out a brain cloud?
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2019 10:03 PM (dzJ3R)
Morton's Toe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2019 10:02 PM (yQpMk)
pour salt on it.
iodized of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2019 10:03 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2019 10:01 PM (/669Q)
Bad whiskey.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://twitter.com/41Strange
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 22, 2019 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
It did!
ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - you should've seen the other gal, she said, helpfully at November 22, 2019 10:00 PM (5RITs)
She was shitting herself, vomiting and was severely dehydrated. Every time she told them she fell, they looked at me dirty. They were tempted to call the police.
Had they done that, I'd have sued.
Posted by: Sponge at November 22, 2019 10:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2019 10:04 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 22, 2019 10:05 PM (XzVUd)
'Cuz no one in the history of the world has ever taken some time off for family around Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 22, 2019 10:05 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2019 10:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Alf767 at November 22, 2019 10:06 PM (idVkM)
Hmmm pardon me if I question the veracity of your ststement. Any other considerations? He's tired perhaps. Seems like a quick jump. Have medical professionals in the family and a long time MD friend. Common trait amongst them is caution . Doubtful I would hear any definitive statement based on a 49 second vid from any of them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..wearing my kilt need to upgrade with a Claymore at November 22, 2019 10:06 PM (HSPKJ)
I will probably go with probability and predict stomach virus or that nasty flu going around.
I'm more worried about it being Texas and near turkey day. More damned Commies inbound every day.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 22, 2019 10:09 PM (e1mEI)
Heaven the day before Thanksgiving...
Posted by: RHLE-27 at November 22, 2019 10:55 PM (sFNoZ)
Posted by: Checkers at November 22, 2019 11:12 PM (XAenQ)
Posted by: NiteDoctor at November 23, 2019 01:54 AM (rOloX)
Posted by: raimondo at November 23, 2019 03:07 AM (Wsvk1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 23, 2019 06:22 AM (NVYyb)
Jedi business.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 23, 2019 12:54 PM (9oAtN)
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