Prince (?) Andrew "Fired" By Royal Family; Withdraws From Official Duties, Will No Longer Receive His 250,000 Pounds Per Year Royal Stipend

The article states that the royals -- or, whatever, the Windsors -- are bracing for official US subpoenas demanding that Andrew York talk to FBI officials about his very special friendship with Jeffrey Epstein (guilty of sex trafficking, innocent of suicide).

His BBC interview -- which his PR agent quit over, advising against it and signing that advisement with a resignation -- was Andrew's bid to reduce law enforcement interest in him.

I guess because he knew his status as a royal was hanging by a thread.

The interview, however, seems to have only united everyone in the opinion that he is at least a liar and quite possibly a john for underaged girls forced into prostitution.

And so the royals gave him a less dramatic version of the Jeffrey Epstein treatment.

The brutal ouster, when it came, was worthy of the nickname the royals use for themselves, "The Firm."
Late Wednesday afternoon, Prince Andrew issued the statement that brought his public life to an end. He claimed it was his decision and that he had sought the queen's "permission" to withdraw from public duties for the foreseeable future, but the truth was far from that.
Royal briefings are making it very clear today that he was fired'--and the termination is permanent.
"The bottle of whisky and the pearl-handled revolver were laid out for him. And they were laid out for him by his mother," one source told The Daily Beast.

That's a bit dangerous to say -- because I think one viable theory in the case of Jeffrey Epstein is that he paid off guards to give himself some "privacy" while he made a clean exit.

Which is like "laying out a bottle of whiskey and a revolver" for him.

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Andrew was told he would no longer to have any frontline duties representing the family. He was told he was to stand down immediately from his 200 charitable patronages. He was told that he would immediately lose his Ł250,000 per annum grant.

The article speculates that Charles was largely behind this, because he's supposedly wished to exclude Andrew since 2012.

Well, maybe. But the decision seems overdetermined.

I'll update you about any visits he receives from corrupt former law enforcement personnel and/or shady private detectives paid by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM

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1 Hee hee!

He said "duties."

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 21, 2019 05:17 PM (xptlg)

2 This will be in season 14 of 'The Crown'. I can't wait!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (cF8AT)

3 How exactly is he going to make a living? Take the graveyard shift at 7-11?

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (T6t7i)

4 so, back to being groomer of the stool?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (KP5rU)

5 I...didn't know this was even possible.

So with (seemingly) nothing left to lose...doe he flip and start spilling the details and who else he saw?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (nNEcr)

6 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Rich R Different Critic ... at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (LPnfS)

7 He can bunk with me, I've got room.---King Zog of Albania

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (FTlwv)

8 Bloody hell, Andy!

Everyone knows you're supposed to procure your underage sex slaves from Jimmy Savile!

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (wi1jZ)

9 He will still receive his royal stipend from his mother The Queen.

Maybe what forced Andrew to become a pedophile is the image of his shit for brains brother sleeping with that hag Camile?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (85Gof)

10 The Royals are degens.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (ngSZO)

11
Queen Mum seems to be the one with the biggest balls.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 21, 2019 05:20 PM (vCA4F)

12 >>>guilty of sex trafficking, innocent of suicide

LMAO!!

You slipped that in, hahah!

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:20 PM (q177U)

13 How exactly is he going to make a living? Take the graveyard shift at 7-11?

Rejoin the navy ?

Posted by: Adriane the Rich R Different Critic ... at November 21, 2019 05:20 PM (LPnfS)

14 Gonna be a lot of holes out in the desert around Vegas when this is all over...

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 05:20 PM (32YRo)

15 3
How exactly is he going to make a living? Take the graveyard shift at 7-11?

Although, who knows, he may be supported at the gray (or grey in this case) bar hotel by the American taxpayer.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 05:20 PM (T6t7i)

16 Why do I have visions that this will be Harry's fate in about 20 years.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

17 10 The Royals are degens.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:19 PM (ngSZO)

My husband likes to watch The Crown so he can go on and on and on about what a waste of air they are.

And I mean on and on and on and on....

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT)

18 Click.click.click.clack.click.click....click....click....click

"25th Amendment!"

Posted by: Wheel! Of! Resistance! at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (DuZls)

19 Andy sounds like a lot of people I know.

They want what they want, when they want it, and don't give a sh!t about consequences or even rationality.

It's impossible to be rational and reasonable with irrational, unreasonable people. I'm learning that the hard way, AGAIN, with my boss right now.

His hubris finally caught up to him. Thank God that QEII seems to still have more than a tiny bit of lucidity, common sense and decency.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

20 Back in the day disgraced royals were sent off to America to hide out.

He just did it backwards.

Not the brightest toff, our Andrew.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (1Drp4)

21 Andrew has money coming in from Queen Elizabeth's various funds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

22 I wonder if the monarchy outlasts Elizabeth II?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (FTlwv)

23 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (q177U)

24 I laughed out loud last night when reading an article that said he's losing his travel allowance.

Imagine being 59 and having an allowance.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (j3npP)

25 16; won't take twenty years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (KP5rU)

26 I though royal failures got stuffed in monasteries with vows of silence.

Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (J3Rfi)

27 He wants to spend more time with is family?

Ooops.

Yeah, that's not so good either.

Wonder how he'll spend his time.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (F3FhT)

28 Cut off, removed from public view, and ordered to cooperate with foreign criminal investigators?

That's a thumping. Aristocrats usually close ranks, not thrust the person out and leave him to the wolves - especially when those wolves wear jackets issued by foreign cops.

I wonder what is really going on. I reckon or multiple of:
- Someone wanted him out
- The rot is deep and they're defending the rest
- They're otherwise in trouble and want to appear pliable and cooperative in pursuit of a wider aim
- They have the full scoop and have decided that whatever happened is so bad that they have no choice but to sacrifice him and hope to hell the full scope of his behavior never comes out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (I2dne)

29 He also has to go to his room.

Posted by: m at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (Y3R0d)

30 I think QEII is a decent person. I hate to see her saddled with the knowledge that her spawn are such a bunch of losers.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

31 Thank God that QEII seems to still have more than a tiny bit of lucidity, common sense and decency.
Posted by: qdpsteve

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No, she's just pissed he got caught.

She's a degenerate, too. They all are.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (wi1jZ)

32 The British Royal Family's problems are just beginning.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (HcHqw)

33 The article states that the royals -- or, whatever, the Windsors -- are bracing for official US subpoenas demanding that Andrew York talk to FBI officials about his very special friendship with Jeffrey Epstein (guilty of sex trafficking, innocent of suicide).

If he wasn't in Epstein's jail cell with him, who gives a fuck, they are investigating Epstein anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (Oqufv)

34 Imagine being 59 and having an allowance.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (j3npP)
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Imagine having an allowance that big.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (I2dne)

35 We do the rich and powerful no favors by not holding them accountable, right Bill and Hillary?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (noE+3)

36 The foreign press is on it big time. U.S. media is going to have a harder and harder time trying to bury the whole Epstein story and who Epstein's high flying friends/clients in the U.S. were. Hmmm. Maybe ABC can come up with something....

Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (tkNkP)

37 Still ...

Prince Andrew > Andy Dick

Posted by: TheHoser at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (IDjUx)

38 Although, who knows, he may be supported at the gray (or grey in this case) bar hotel by the American taxpayer.

Posted by: pep

Three hots and a cot - unless you get the Epstein nappy room...then its two hot and urk!

Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (32YRo)

39 I though royal failures got stuffed in monasteries with vows of silence.
Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (J3Rfi)

No shipped off to a chalet in france or a hut in bermuda. Used to be shipped to a joint in India but they gave that one away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (85Gof)

40 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.
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Which to them is not a problem either.

The problem is, it is all going to come out that he was doing it, and they all knew about it.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (Bhq/M)

41 Thing is, he still has lands and titles. Duke of York.

He is still rich in his own right.

Also a Vice Admiral of the Royal Navy.

Still a member of the House of Lords.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

42 Wow. And remember, they all put up with Megan Markle.

Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (YE6fT)

43 I though royal failures got stuffed in monasteries with vows of silence.
Posted by: henry

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They're shoved into the wardrobe and sent off to Narnia.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (wi1jZ)

44 I bet MI5 got their hands on of some of the photos from the Epstein raid.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (q177U)

45 It wasn't statutory-statutory.

Posted by: The Duke, Duke, Duke of York at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (wo3c/)

46 Interesting.

Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (O+iVW)

47 And I mean on and on and on and on....
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT)

Are you bragging about your husband again?

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (vkS2Z)

48 Has a royal ever been fired before? Without killing?

Of course royals have been killed to remove them from the royal pool but just fired. I guess killing is old school.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (0OmEj)

49 Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (wi1jZ)

I don't think she's a degenerate. I think she knew Andy was "randy" but not to corrupted extent that he is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (WI7YS)

50 Prince Charles wanted him gone? The idiot who was revealed to the world as aspiring to be his mistress's tampon?

As they say in Britain, some mothers do have 'em.

Posted by: Decaf at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (Vaefw)

51 Fredo Windsor

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (xPl2J)

52 Of course royals have been killed to remove them from the royal pool but just fired. I guess killing is old school.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 05:24 PM (0OmEj)

Not according to Clinton Inc.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (nNEcr)

53 The Duke of Pork

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (1XNk8)

54 I wonder if the monarchy outlasts Elizabeth II?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat

I don't see why it would. They haven't had power in years. They can't even get out from under the EU.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (Oqufv)

55 Don't kid yourself, this was all the Queen. Maybe some Philip, but mostly the Queen.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (nRWPy)

56 41
Thing is, he still has lands and titles. Duke of York.

He is still rich in his own right.

Then why the hell was he getting an additional stipend? I'd be right cheesed off were I a British taxpayer.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

57
"Andrew Windsor here for ShamWow...."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (xsDSR)

58 I mean, this is what you get - too much money, too much time, rich and famous. You get debauchery.

What keeps us in line is the thought of doing 5-10 in the gray bar hotel.

What keeps them in line? It is supposed to be the press, but likely as not, as we have seen over and over, they just run interference instead.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (noE+3)

59 Has a royal ever been fired before

King Edward the 8th resigned to marry an american hag and love him a few Nazis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (85Gof)

60 [34 Imagine being 59 and having an allowance.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (j3npP)
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Imagine having an allowance that big.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (I2dne)

Imagine having an allowance that big, and then losing it because you're a pedo, and natives in Borneo with bones through their noses know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (A68IW)

61 35 We do the rich and powerful no favors by not holding them accountable, right Bill and Hillary?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 05:23 PM (noE+3)

Exactly. Allowing these people to wallow in their degeneracy does them no favors and threatens their souls with eternal damnation.

Cleanse the rot even if you have to blow it out of their heads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (j3npP)

62 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:21 PM (q177U)

It's infuriating these depraved rat bastards will never see real justice.

Posted by: troyriser at November 21, 2019 05:26 PM (E2EAq)

63

A "prince andrew" is when you're humping a teen and your sweat glands miraculously work again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 05:26 PM (qDoHj)

64 Charles has no say. Everyone knows he's an idiot. Queen trying to preserve the firm for William.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (nRWPy)

65 Imagine having an allowance that big, and then losing it because you're a pedo, and natives in Borneo with bones through their noses know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (A68IW)

I really LOL!

Still laughing!

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

66 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.

Snuff film.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (vkS2Z)

67 Fired by your own family? Man, that's harsh!

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (MVjcR)

68 Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (wi1jZ)

I don't think she's a degenerate. I think she knew Andy was "randy" but not to corrupted extent that he is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Old hag knighted Jimmy Savile, and they supposedly vet people before that... while literally EVERYONE at the BBC knew what he was.

She knew what was going on on the Isle of Jersey (Haute de la Garenne); that kids were getting raped on a daily basis.

I think she's a degenerate.

I think degenerates have been in power for centuries.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (wi1jZ)

69 Exactly. Allowing these people to wallow in their
degeneracy does them no favors and threatens their souls with eternal
damnation.

Cleanse the rot even if you have to blow it out of their heads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

I've sentenced many of them to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

70 Imagine having an allowance that big, and then losing it because you're a pedo, and natives in Borneo with bones through their noses know it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (A68IW)

he did not lose his allowance, that he gets thru the good graces of The Queen. What his lost was his Official "Salary" for doing Official bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (85Gof)

71 What is the Andrew formerly known as prince going to do now? What skills does he have? Does he need to learn to code?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (aS1PU)

72 57 "Andrew Windsor here for ShamWow...."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (xsDSR)

"Have money problems? A reverse mortgage can solve them! Get the money you deserve! Operators are standing by."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (A68IW)

73 They knew what he was doing, and didn't care.

The landed class referred to the twelve year olds as prostitutes, as if that justified the behavior.

"The Royals" ain't royal. And QE is a vicious piece of work.

Want proof do you? I'm dead aren't I.

Posted by: zombie Diana at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (2diUP)

74 Do you have Prince Andrew in a can? Ewww!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (U7cQ/)

75 A "prince andrew" is when you're humping a teen and your sweat glands miraculously work again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 05:26 PM (qDoHj)
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The relationship between underage girls and the functionality of sweat-related bodily systems is not well understood. After this blows over, we look forward to studying the prince to accumulate vital data.

Posted by: Sweat Researchers at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (I2dne)

76 "The problem is, it is all going to come out that he was doing it, and they all knew about it."

And that perhaps others were doing it as well. He could unravel the whole things for everyone. That's why he was supposed to shut his pie hole. But he'd always talked his way out of jams before...and he vastly overestimated his charms...

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (noE+3)

77 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (arJlL)

78 Fired by your own family? Man, that's harsh!

No shit.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 05:28 PM (M0u+N)

79 It's infuriating these depraved rat bastards will never see real justice.
Posted by: troyriser

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Um... what's that you say?

Posted by: God at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (wi1jZ)

80 The inbred horndog formerly known as Prince (Andy).

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (gYKMg)

81 Wotzall this then?

Posted by: InspectorSorryIAsked at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

82 Prince Andrew wants to talk to you about dibeetus.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (M0u+N)

83 ==58 I mean, this is what you get - too much money, too much time, rich and famous. You get debauchery.==

It has been said, "An idle brain is the devil's playground."

Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (tkNkP)

84 I read an article yesterday discussing Epstein's New Mexico ranch. Pretty sure it was the Daily Mail because it had a lot of pictures. Anyway, someone who worked their or was associated with it said he saw a picture of Epstein and Bill Clinton at the ranch surrounded by naked underage girls.

Sounds big if true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (j3npP)

85
Randy Andy is still going to be kept up by the Queen's private estate/funds. She just cut off the public funding.

Two more interesting things. A few days after they reopened the Epstein case, Andrew had a secret meeting with Ghislaine.

Ghislaine's lawyers are desperately trying to stop the release of a bunch more Epstein documents. These name 100s more bigshots who were involved with Epstein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (NMAzL)

86 Andrew, you didn't even have ONE job, and you still got fuckin' fired. That's gotta be some kinda record, man.

Posted by: Princess Diana at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (sWM8x)

87 Fired by your own family? Man, that's harsh!

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Fired when you didn't even have an actual job in the first place!

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (wi1jZ)

88 No one can set the odds, but I'll lay a $1 wager that there are British girls involved in this, and he made the profound mistake of shitting where he eats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:30 PM (I2dne)

89 Yikes. What do the Clintons have on the Royal Family to force them to put one of their own into exile?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 21, 2019 05:30 PM (6eEQ+)

90 We forget today that the biggest reason Victoria made such a huge public display of Morality and Domesticity is that the Royal Family was about to be chucked out then, because they'd developed such a reputation for debauchery and idiocy. The current batch of royals are just reverting to type.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

91 He also has to go to his room.
Posted by: m at

And wipe his own bum.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (arJlL)

92 Sounds big if true.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:29 PM (j3npP)

"Someone who worked there...said he saw...".

That's a problem in a courtroom.

Posted by: troyriser at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (E2EAq)

93 Fired by your own family? Man, that's harsh!
Posted by: Weasel

At least they didn't lock him in the Tower of London and then cut his head off. Right Anne?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Oqufv)

94 66 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.

Snuff film.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (vkS2Z)

Look into Jimmy Savile. Read the accounts.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (ngSZO)

95 Are you allowed to fire your in-laws? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

96 "Andrew Windsor here for ShamWow...."

Have you tried flex seal? We cut the bottom off the RMS Dunkirk and look! No leaks! Also I didn't kill myself!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (U7cQ/)

97 @63 soothsayer- a "Prince Albert" is when you.....

Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Ie8wE)

98 He wants to spend more time with is family?

Ooops.

Yeah, that's not so good either.

Wonder how he'll spend his time.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (F3FhT)

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He could always go back to Fergie, the ex wife. I read somewhere that they share or shared a house even after divorce.

Posted by: Decaf at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Vaefw)

99 I doubt Charles was behind this, because the guy seems like he'd have a hard time throwing out Corgi droppings.

Posted by: pookysgirl, non-mistress of all she surveys at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (AmO14)

100 Prince Andrew didn't kill his stipend.

Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (LupTM)

101 He's dead ...Jim.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Y274z)

102 Epstein also received an allowance ... but it was from DeepState and better disguised. Or that is my guess ... kompromat island put have of DC power brokers under control of DeepState.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

103 "Someone who worked there...said he saw...".

That's a problem in a courtroom.
Posted by: troyriser at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (E2EAq)
+++++++++++
No problem. Haul him in front of Congress to testify. As we have seen, Congress has no standards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (I2dne)

104 Attention loyal subjects!

I'll polish any knob, any color, any age for just $49.99! That's right, just $49.99!

Book your spot in the queue today! Just $49.99!

Posted by: Prince Andrew Scheib at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (L2ZTs)

105 No one can set the odds, but I'll lay a $1 wager that there are British girls involved in this, and he made the profound mistake of shitting where he eats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Bloody hell, Andy!

If you want to rape British girls on an industrial scale, then go hook up with some Muslims!

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (wi1jZ)

106 55 Don't kid yourself, this was all the Queen. Maybe some Philip, but mostly the Queen.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (nRWPy)

Definitely. Philip is Trumpian in his brusqueness, but it's the Queen's call, straight up. And nobody pays Charles any mind; he's basically the village idiot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (A68IW)

107 Sounds like the first chapter of an Agatha Christie story - or perhaps a Lord Peter Wimsey novel.
We shall see...

Posted by: civil truth at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (ymrPC)

108 Do you remember when photos of Fergie getting her toes sucked shocked the world?

Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (tkNkP)

109 >>Are you allowed to fire your in-laws? Asking for a friend.

Yes. Unfortunately, it's a package deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (ZLI7S)

110 Imagine having an allowance that big, and then losing it because you're a pedo, and natives in Borneo with bones through their noses know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM (A68IW)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

111 Prince Andrew wants to talk to you about dibeetus.
Posted by: eleven

"Hi, this is Randy Andy and I'd like to talk toyou about Reverse Mortgages."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Oqufv)

112 He needs to get a labour attorney and fight this!

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (MVjcR)

113 Yikes. What do the Clintons have on the Royal Family to force them to put one of their own into exile?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 21, 2019 05:30 PM

Hitmen, tons and tons of hitmen. Just a quick scroll through the rolodex and voila! Tragic accident.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (U7cQ/)

114 89 Yikes. What do the Clintons have on the Royal Family to force them to put one of their own into exile?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 21, 2019 05:30 PM (6eEQ+)

I don't think this is the Clinton's work; but SOMEBODY has gotten hold of a bunch of Epstein's secret files, I imagine. And looks like they're monetizing them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

115 Ooopss... shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

116 The only decent son it seems is the youngest, Edward. Stable marriage (to an actually good looking woman) and avoids the spotlight.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (4thlk)

117 He wants to spend more time with is family?

Ooops.

Yeah, that's not so good either.

Wonder how he'll spend his time.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (F3FhT)

Just hanging around?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (A68IW)

118 Weasel-

Didja get your tractor started ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (arJlL)

119 Oh never mind then.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)

120 What do the Clintons have on the Royal Family to force them to put one of their own into exile?
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Epstein had everything wired for video and sound.

He's totally comped and so are they.

Posted by: Q at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (ERfh5)

121 Are you allowed to fire your in-laws? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Weasel
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"Fire on ?"

Yes.

Posted by: The Hatfields and McCoys at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (LxqES)

122 Do you remember when photos of Fergie getting her toes sucked shocked the world?
Posted by: corn and beans

Wait wat?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (M0u+N)

123 Its starting to look like the Royals will throw Andrew to the wolves to save themselves. Color me not shocked.

Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (Fxgkp)

124 Next they will send him four on the lake to fish....

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (KNsKs)

125 So has Prince Andy joined the "dead by Christmas" pool?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (L2ZTs)

126 Twas global warming that brought down the prince.

Posted by: Charles, Prince of Whales at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)

127 Sympathies to the Royal Family for the tragic suicide next week of Andrew York. Sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Ikfsj)

128 He wants to spend more time with is family?

Ooops.

Yeah, that's not so good either.

Wonder how he'll spend his time.
Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:22 PM (F3FhT)

Just hanging around?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Deplorable Jay wins again!

So much winning.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Bhq/M)

129 102 Epstein also received an allowance ... but it was from DeepState and better disguised. Or that is my guess ... kompromat island put have of DC power brokers under control of DeepState.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

I'm beginning to believe British Intel, CIA, and Mossad all work together..... and have been for a long time.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (ngSZO)

130 So has Prince Andy joined the "dead by Christmas" pool?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM

Put me in for 20 pounds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (U7cQ/)

131 Posted by: lowandslow at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (4thlk)

William.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

132 I bet Handy Andy's chubby ginger ex know some dirt.

Probably hush money involved with the divorce.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (818hy)

133 that stipened seems low. you guys do know about all the castles right?

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)

134 Here's the article about Epstein's ranch:

https://tinyurl.com/u5kq32w

Note the "Party Shower" and the reference to a large party club underneath the house (not show).

An contractor who worked at the site told a radio guy said this:

"Celebrities, entertainment people, political people, Bill Clinton, he wasn't shy about having those in the house...I have seen a picture of him and Bill Clinton smoking cigars on pool lounge chairs with underage topless girls."

It's the Daily Mail so be cautious but that seems huge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (j3npP)

135 Bring out your dead!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (U7cQ/)

136 I don't think this is the Clinton's work; but SOMEBODY has gotten hold of a bunch of Epstein's secret files, I imagine. And looks like they're monetizing them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

That's my take, too. This scandal is spinning out of control for all involved. They were keeping the lid on a volcano that is now rumbling ominously, and now they're running for it before the volcano blows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (A68IW)

137 118 Weasel-

Didja get your tractor started ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:33 PM (arJlL)
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No, haven't been back down to the farm yet. I did spend a fair amount of time at work today reading the technical service manual and found a few things I can check next weekend, though.

Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (MVjcR)

138 Mountbatten taught him everything he knows.

Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (Fxgkp)

139 Now is the winter of their discontent
Made inglorious by this paedo son of York

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (1XNk8)

140 "Hi, this is Randy Andy and I'd like to talk toyou about Reverse Mortgages."
Posted by: rickb223
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The last ditch before AARP commercials.

Posted by: The Hatfields and McCoys at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (LxqES)

141 Do you remember when photos of Fergie getting her toes sucked shocked the world?
Posted by: corn and beans

Wait wat?
Posted by: eleven

Had to have been pre-Internet days.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (Oqufv)

142 105 Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
That is the most brutal comment I have seen today, and everyone in Britain should be shamed by it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (I2dne)

143
Will No Longer Receive His 250,000 Pounds Per Year Royal Stipend

---

Wait, what?

Posted by: Former Prince Andrew at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (IC+FT)

144 I think Prince Philip has alzheimers, and is not seen in public anymore. He's 98 years old, it's amazing he's still alive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

145 Here's the lowdown on Trump's unannounced trip tonight.

Knoller twitter:

Pres and Mrs Trump depart the WH via Marine One to attend Dignified Transfer Ceremony for fallen military personnel at Dover AFB, where the military mortuary is located. Trumps accompanied by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen Mark Milley and actor Jon Voight.

Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

146 #44 If true, could the Democrat shitshow be a tactic to take the heat off the shoe(s) that drops on this side of the pond?

Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (Y274z)

147 It's mighty damned awesome that these young ladies come out of the woodwork to point their finger at Andrew.

Seems he was the only really important person who did any of this stuff with Epstein.

Literally hundreds, maybe thousands, of powerful influential people - Epstein only supplied Andrew with girls!

We're forced to believe that no one else partook of these underage girls.
Maybe we're being very judgemental about the extent of Epstein's proclivities and perversions after all!
And Andrew looks like a real piker here, compared the Harvey Weinstein or, even, Bill Clinton!

You should read that with as sarcastic a mental voice as you can manage.
Think about that though.
Epstein had hundreds of these girls, and yet, we only seem to be able find ones that point fingers at the Prince.
How convenient.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (O8SrN)

148 " he was to stand down immediately from his 200 charitable patronages."

Why do you meanies want to make orphans cry?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (LWu6U)

149 I'm beginning to think Kubrick's last flick, Eyes Wide Shut, is going to be seen as precient by a lot of people a could decades from now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

150 Mountbatten taught him everything he knows.
Posted by: Pickleball
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It probably didn't take long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (LxqES)

151 Okay over 100...

Catholic twitter is noting with amusement the story in the Daily Mail that Emilia Clarke was super-upset about doing all the nude scenes in Game of Thrones.

They note this with amusement because Holier-than-Thou Pastor David French was super-fan of the soft-core pr()n show.

He's so much better than us, and he writes whole columns about his favorite pan-sexual nudie show. No wonder he considers drag queens a blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

152 I, for one, am shocked that Andrew has been thrown over by the Pentavirate*. I imagine they must have had a special meeting at The Meadows to make that decision.

*The Queen, the Vatican, the Ghettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (xgyDD)

153 Fergie's toes...

https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/the-duchess-of-yorks-toe-scandal/

Posted by: Syzygy at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (B3kya)

154 By next week his behavior will resemble Vincent Gigante's- err Joe Biden's

Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (Fxgkp)

155 I'm beginning to believe British Intel, CIA, and Mossad all work together..... and have been for a long time.
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Well, yes, only they answer to an organization they all belong to that isn't a nation state.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (y3U5E)

156 LOLGF, human-looking wheelie bin !

You'd think some pinhead being paid a quarter-mill + per year just for continuing to breathe would be more careful not to kick over his own gravy train, but so it goes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (JwHjN)

157 "Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)"

Edward.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (4thlk)

158 I'm beginning to think Kubrick's last flick, Eyes
Wide Shut, is going to be seen as precient by a lot of people a could
decades from now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

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That was an adaptation of a story originally set in pre-war Vienna, which was also super-decadent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (cfSRQ)

159
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (1XAal)

160 >>I don't think this is the Clinton's work; but SOMEBODY has gotten hold of a bunch of Epstein's secret files, I imagine. And looks like they're monetizing them.

It could be that the article is correct and he really is about to testify, one way or the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Mountbatten taught him everything he knows.
Posted by: Pickleball
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It probably didn't take long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (arJlL)

162 We're certain we could get Andrew's punishment limited to execution.

Posted by: Lori Loughlin's Attorneys at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (sWM8x)

163 Meet the new spokesman for Viagra.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (1Drp4)

164 136 I don't think this is the Clinton's work; but SOMEBODY has gotten hold of a bunch of Epstein's secret files, I imagine. And looks like they're monetizing them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

That's my take, too. This scandal is spinning out of control for all involved. They were keeping the lid on a volcano that is now rumbling ominously, and now they're running for it before the volcano blows.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Ghislane is still out there. Or one of his fail safes are dropping files.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:38 PM (Oqufv)

165
Mother Murders Her Own Sons Fearing They Would Abuse Women When They Grew Up:

https://tinyurl.com/ucw9faa

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 05:38 PM (wiXsO)

166 Would be interesting to see his new business cards after this demotion.

"Andrew York
No Fixed Post"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 05:38 PM (xgyDD)

167 I'm sure Randy Andy can find refuge in the Republic of Ireland. They love the Royals.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2019 05:38 PM (DY3v8)

168 Odds on Prince Andrew being hired by NBC? They have a rape button already installed.

Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (88xKn)

169 So Andrew was first in line to be throne under the bus?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (m45I2)

170 Why do you meanies want to make orphans cry?
Posted by: Gentlemen
------

That reminds me. I ran a list of my debit card transactions at Chick-Fil-A for the last two years. I intend to mail a copy, along with a letter, to the local franchise, and CC it to corporate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (LxqES)

171 Trump was going to Dover to meet the arrival of the plane carrying the remains of 2 US soldiers killed in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

172 Has a royal ever been fired before

Parliament tried and executed Charles I in 1649; James II was deposed by Parliament in 1688 in an act known as the Glorious Revolution.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (pPNCa)

173 Will No Longer Receive His 250,000 Pounds Per Year Royal Stipend

---

Wait, what?
Posted by: Former Prince Andrew

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Oqufv)

174 I gots to know. Is it William or Edward?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (M0u+N)

175 He could always go back to Fergie, the ex wife. I read somewhere that they share or shared a house even after divorce.

Posted by: Decaf at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (Vaefw)

Pretty sure all the not-in-the-direct-line royals live in apartments in Kensington Palace including Fergie, Andrew, Beatrice and Eugenie although one of those may have moved out after her recent marriage. Of course they all have houses outside London.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (nRWPy)

176 Well, yes, only they answer to an organization they all belong to that isn't a nation state.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:37 PM (y3U5E)

Chateau Lafite Rothschild? If true, get me some Lafite, i dont' even care which year.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (n13/j)

177 "
I think she's a degenerate.

I think degenerates have been in power for centuries.

Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (wi1jZ) "

Arguably true, increasingly plausible.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (JwHjN)

178 Here's the lowdown on Trump's unannounced trip tonight.

Knoller twitter:

Pres and Mrs Trump depart the WH via Marine One to attend Dignified Transfer Ceremony for fallen military personnel at Dover AFB, where the military mortuary is located. Trumps accompanied by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen Mark Milley and actor Jon Voight.
Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

I called it first!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (85Gof)

179 So Andrew was first in line to be throne under the bus?
Posted by: Muldoon
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*snort*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (LxqES)

180 I'm betting he's headed to prison ultimately, and the Queen knew it. Hell, she might be seeing to it herself if it's bad enough, and if it wasn't I doubt this would have happened.
That or he doesn't live to see New Year's Eve 2020. Or both.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Rvlwi)

181 168 Odds on Prince Andrew being hired by NBC? They have a rape button already installed.

Posted by: dantesed at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (88xKn)

Can't wait for a new morning show called Matt 'n Andy.

Pass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (j3npP)

182 I wonder if Andrew will have an appalling polo accident?

Posted by: Galil at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Pzzpr)

183 "That's a bit dangerous to say -- because I think one viable theory in the case of Jeffrey Epstein is that he paid off guards to give himself some "privacy" while he made a clean exit."

I don't think this guy offed himself. I don't think he got his money hedge fund trading, I think he was bankrolled and/or was blackmailing. If it were up to him, he would have joined the other bugs in the radioactive fog after the final apocalypse.

Posted by: Monty James at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Zqz9o)

184 We can be Royals (Royals)!

It's written in our blood

That kind of love just ain't for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (DY3v8)

185 I like to beat off into my own mouth.

Posted by: Andrew York at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (CLteG)

186 I bet he's sweating now !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (arJlL)

187 Ghislane is still out there. Or one of his fail safes are dropping files.
======
There is a reason she is not in jail now and still alive.

She is negotiating. She has EVIDENCE. She has video, emails, photos, she can put down 100's.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (eZYSK)

188 I found this to be (for me) a helpful reflection on Scripture and the Prosperity of the wicked. It is a Christian reflection on some of the words of the psalmist:

https://tinyurl.com/tsx76oo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (WI7YS)

189 Well, they didnt chop his head off, but they sure as hell chopped his balls off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (O7kBk)

190 I wonder if Andrew will have an appalling polo accident?
Posted by: Galil at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Pzzpr)

- Falls off polo horse
- Head gets immediately stepped on by another orse
- Eaten whole by yet another horse

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:41 PM (L2ZTs)

191 One brother likes the bee bites, the other old hags.
What a family.

Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (Fxgkp)

192 I thought lowandslow mean Charles and Diana's kids, William and Harry. William is heir to the throne if dumb dumb daddy kicks the bucket. I really think Elizabeth is hanging on for that very reason. Even she thinks he's an idiot.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

193 "149 I'm beginning to think Kubrick's last flick, Eyes Wide Shut, is going to be seen as precient by a lot of people a could decades from now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (L2ZTs) "

I think that was his intention.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (JwHjN)

194 Ghislane is still out there. Or one of his fail safes are dropping files.
======
There is a reason she is not in jail now and still alive.

She is negotiating. She has EVIDENCE. She has video, emails, photos, she can put down 100's.
======
Robert Maxwell's daughter has dead drops and fail safes all over the world.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (u8Qu0)

195 182 I wonder if Andrew will have an appalling polo accident?

Posted by: Galil at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Pzzpr)

The Queen did announce, however, that Andrew would still participate in the first annual renewal of a jousting tournament scheduled for next weekend.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (cF8AT)

196
The article states that the royals -- or, whatever, the Windsors -- are bracing for official US subpoenas demanding that Andrew York talk to FBI officials about his very special friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.

----

The Royal Family is supposed to be a harmless wax museum!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (IC+FT)

197 sock, yup mee too. Stanley was an awful smart guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

198 No one can set the odds, but I'll lay a $1 wager that there are British
girls involved in this, and he made the profound mistake of shitting
where he eats.

I wonder if the muzzie grooming gang in London that the bobbies studiously avoided for a decade or more is involved?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (HaL55)

199 So Andrew was first in line to be throne under the bus? Posted by: Muldoon

Thanks for the humor. This place can use the uplift at many times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (WI7YS)

200 Maybe a movie idea.

Andrew and Hunter visit Las Vegas.

Hilarity ensues.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (cqNba)

201 Fergie's toes...

https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/the-duchess-of-yorks-toe-scandal/
Posted by: Syzygy at November 21, 2019 05:36 PM (B3kya)

Thank you for having my back on the toe thing. I didn't realize posters here were so young!

Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (tkNkP)

202 Epstein had hundreds of these girls, and yet, we only seem to be able find ones that point fingers at the Prince.

So far.

If someone is dropping files, they might be doing the Breitbart dipsy-doodle, dribbling them out one by one after the malefactors have already committed themselves to their story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (A68IW)

203 She's guilty of every single crime Epstein committed, including the rapes.

Why is she still foot loose?

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (u8Qu0)

204 he will be killed by a self driving car. a jag with lucas electrics. could happen to anybody.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

205 The article states that the royals -- or, whatever, the Windsors -- are bracing for official US subpoenas demanding that Andrew York talk to FBI officials about his very special friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.

I highly doubt that. IF the FBI wants to talk to him, it would probably be informally in London

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (85Gof)

206 This is only his public income.

His mom has a private income from:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchy_of_Lancaster

And the daily-mail speculated that any income the queen grants him from there will be untouched.

There is a separate duchy (Cornwall) for Charles, being Prince of Wales. IIRC, William and Kate are now helping out with management as it will go to William when Charles becomes king (and he gets Lancaster).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (XzVUd)

207 Ghislane is still out there. Or one of his fail safes are dropping files.

======

There is a reason she is not in jail now and still alive.

She is negotiating. She has EVIDENCE. She has video, emails, photos, she can put down 100's.

======

Robert Maxwell's daughter has dead drops and fail safes all over the world.

Posted by: simplemind
Her father wasn't nearly careful enough. Probably thought the threat would protect him.
And no, I don't believe Robert Maxwell killed himself any more than Epstein did.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 21, 2019 05:43 PM (Rvlwi)

208 I thought lowandslow mean Charles and Diana's kids, William and Harry. William is heir to the throne if dumb dumb daddy kicks the bucket. I really think Elizabeth is hanging on for that very reason. Even she thinks he's an idiot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

Whenever Joe Biden and I get together we enjoy the original Elmer's Glue. Delicious!

Posted by: Charles, Prince of Whales at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (aS1PU)

209 So solly, Plince Edwald is indisposed.

He was kirred in hunting accident aftel farring out of window onto exproding bomb.

Posted by: Blitish Ambassadol staff at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (O8SrN)

210 GAWD Is Emily Compagno HAWT

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)

211 183 "That's a bit dangerous to say -- because I think one viable theory in the case of Jeffrey Epstein is that he paid off guards to give himself some "privacy" while he made a clean exit."

I don't think this guy offed himself. I don't think he got his money hedge fund trading, I think he was bankrolled and/or was blackmailing. If it were up to him, he would have joined the other bugs in the radioactive fog after the final apocalypse.
Posted by: Monty James at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Zqz9o)

So what you are saying is toilet paper cant break the hyoid bone?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ngSZO)

212 qdpsteve -

I had 2 tacos from Burger king this week.

They put some kinda gloppy sauce on 'em.

I prefer the tacos from Taco Bill.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (arJlL)

213 92' Fergie?

I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (M0u+N)

214 Randy Andy had better hope that mummy dearest leaves him some significant money when she kicks off, because once brother Chucky gets the keys to the royal accounts, Andy won't be seeing any more of that money.

Chucky has long been said to be jealous of Andy's status as the queen's "favorite son" and once she's dead it's payback time!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (k4dH2)

215 We simply cannot have perversion in the Royal Family.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (EgshT)

216 GAWD Is Emily Compagno HAWT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
Based on a quick search, she appears to be a newsreader for Fox. And yes, doable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)

217 JT, yup.
I do NOT like the tacos from BK at all. They taste tome like they've got an old dry burger patty stuffed into 'em.
Would rather have Jack-In-The-Box's tacos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (L2ZTs)

218

Indecipherable Squiggle - a limerick

The Queen was disgusted and hence
She fired Andrew for perverse events
They're all strange, you see
But this guy may be
The oddest (formerly known as Prince)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (m45I2)

219 >>>So Andrew was first in line to be throne under the bus?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 05:39 PM (m45I2)

Well, it is time to retire...

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)

220 Her father wasn't nearly careful enough. Probably thought the threat would protect him.
And no, I don't believe Robert Maxwell killed himself any more than Epstein did.
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He thought he was safe on his yacht in the middle of the ocean.

Mossad, got on his yacht, in the middle of the night, and pushed him off. Nice and easy.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (BjYDm)

221 Welp, just in time for celebrating Winter Solstice-

The wokeiest of Woke, SJW version of-

"A Christmas Carol"

featuring rapey Scrooge.

See the trailer all the way to the end, if your eyes don't roll out of your head....the Vote for Stuttering Joe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxZazunHF0&feature=emb_logo

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (9X624)

222 215
We simply cannot have perversion in the Royal Family.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (EgshT)

you win this thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (0O7c5)

223 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)
*******
She is on the 5 right now

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (BqBId)

224 Fergie has a toe thing?

I guess that would explain why she's been dating Quentin Tarantino for so long...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

225 I feel a sudden overwhelming desire to take a late night stroll in Ft. Macy Park. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (yC060)

226 if i was andy, i would stay away from the royal yacht.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

227
So what you are saying is toilet paper cant break the hyoid bone?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ngSZO)
ah, it was probably some bum's body they smuggled in there after Epstein escaped by unrolling the toilet paper, bending back the bards and sliding down the toilet paper to make an S-Scape.That's why the camera's broke so we wouldn't see the bum's body bein brought in.
Epstein? He's in a holding cell across from Osama.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (O8SrN)

228 Prince Andrew won't kill himself really, really soon.

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (q177U)

229 Muldoon,

how do you do it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (d7Ww2)

230 Randy Andy had better hope that mummy dearest leaves him some significant money when she kicks off, because once brother Chucky gets the keys to the royal accounts, Andy won't be seeing any more of that money.

Chucky has long been said to be jealous of Andy's status as the queen's "favorite son" and once she's dead it's payback time!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (k4dH2)
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If Charles becomes king, I suspect Parliament may well dissolve the monarchy. I think they'd accept whichever one of his kids isn't a total shitheel (the one that didn't marry a washed up American divorcee whore), but Charles may well be end of the monarchy.

If he pre-abdicates, his mother can finally be allowed to die, the continuation of her house being assured.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:47 PM (I2dne)

231 144
I think Prince Philip has alzheimers, and is not seen in public anymore. He's 98 years old, it's amazing he's still alive.

He was driving on public roads 12 months ago.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 05:47 PM (XzVUd)

232 If it were up to him, he would have joined the other bugs in the radioactive fog after the final apocalypse.
Posted by: Monty James at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Zqz9o)

yes. These kind of people do not suffer remorse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (LWu6U)

233 Joe Mannix, so you think Parliament will make Chucky an offer he can't refuse?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

234 I'm not gonna let de-elevator bring us down, oh no, let's go
Let's go crazy, let's get nuts
Let's look for the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck
Let's go

Posted by: Purple Andy at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (wo3c/)

235 Maybe don't go canoeing alone, Andrew.

Posted by: William Colby at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

236 One brother likes the bee bites, the other old hags.
What a family.
Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:42 PM (Fxgkp

Well, Charles is 71 and Camilla and he knew her
and was probably having an affair with her before he married Diana, so it's case of going with someone his own age.

And Andy got around a lot. One of his girlfriends was a stripper and I don't think she was all that much younger than he was. Some reports are Andy had a mid life crisis after his marriage broke up as a stupid rationale for acting act with girls young enough to be his daughter, but that sounds bogus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (WI7YS)

237 If his family disowns him, is he still inbred?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

238 Joe Mannix, so you think Parliament will make Chucky an offer he can't refuse?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)
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No, I don't. I think if he goes in for his coronation, he will find himself a man without a kingdom within a year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

239 262 Meant Charles is 71 and Camilla 72.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (WI7YS)

240 "He was driving on public roads 12 months ago."

Rumored to be lost, and trying to find his way home.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (cqNba)

241 If it were up to him, he would have joined the other bugs in the radioactive fog after the final apocalypse.
Posted by: Monty James at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Zqz9o)

yes. These kind of people do not suffer remorse.
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Do you suffer remorse when you step on a bug, eat a steak?

To them, what happens to us, is not happening to people.

Posted by: simplemind at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (cwroP)

242 he will be killed by a self driving car. a jag with lucas electrics. could happen to anybody.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Point of order. This plan assumes a vehicle with Lucas equipment is capable of moving.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (cNXxI)

243 Muldoon with another instant classic.

"Well met, old bean. Jolly good show!"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (xgyDD)

244 He was driving on public roads 12 months ago.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 05:47 PM (XzVUd)

Yeah, but not very well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (85Gof)

245 Fenelon, I bet they like to watch Hallmark Christmas movies together. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

246 Oi! Threw 'im right under the lorry, they did!

Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2019 05:50 PM (MLfDH)

247 It is with great sadness that we contemplate Prince Andrew's unexpected suicide tomorrow.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 21, 2019 05:50 PM (WdocV)

248 The problem with hemophilia is shaving can get pretty dicey without any warning.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 05:50 PM (Z1ykJ)

249 He was driving on public roads 12 months ago.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds
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Probably wasn't in some wimpy Nippo-car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (LxqES)

250 Are the media going to point out that we're in no position to judge a man who served honorably in the military?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (cfSRQ)

251 244 Yeah, but not very well

Ah. That was due to glare from the sun in his eyes.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (XzVUd)

252 Andy's status as the queen's "favorite son"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 05:45 PM (k4dH2)

Wow, that is like having a favorite turd in the royal dog park. Well, at least he didn't marry a cheap party whore.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (LWu6U)

253 227
So what you are saying is toilet paper cant break the hyoid bone?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ngSZO)
ah, it was probably some bum's body they smuggled in there after Epstein escaped by unrolling the toilet paper, bending back the bards and sliding down the toilet paper to make an S-Scape.That's why the camera's broke so we wouldn't see the bum's body bein brought in.
Epstein? He's in a holding cell across from Osama.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 05:46 PM (O8SrN)

Did you know Epstein was using helicopters and planes registered to DynCorp? Did you know DynCorp has been linked to child trafficking on a global scale?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (Rw8Ov)

254 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Well maybe. They came from the same upper middle class/sort of royal/royal circles, both liked to ride horses, probably share politics and artistic interests/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (WI7YS)

255 Point of order. This plan assumes a vehicle with Lucas equipment is capable of moving.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (cNXxI)
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To be fair, sometimes the components in fail in such a way that the vehicle can't be stopped.

A scare film from British Leyland that was designed to beat into the skulls of Leyland employees that they were killing people through their indifference:
https://youtu.be/xRyN4XhJ_ms

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

256 I'll bet he's sweating now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

257 Are the media going to point out that we're in no position to judge a man who served honorably in the military?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

And can't sweat ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (arJlL)

258 66 This isn't because of some 17 year old on an airplane, they know he was fucking little children on pedo island.

Snuff film.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 05:27 PM (vkS2Z)

Look into Jimmy Savile. Read the accounts.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 05:31 PM (ngSZO)
====================quite amazing that there is no leaks of what was seized in his appartment, other 'harbors' listed on the warrant, and even Little St. James isle (FBI, USMS, and NYCPD detectives were in on the various raids, and arrest.

Yet, there is NO leaks of what was seen, few pics of the digs , and nobody is talking about the investigation status. Much like the contents of the seized laptop just before Frau Blucher got beaten like a narc in Sturgis.

But, I hope that this will be one possible beginning of the end for our 'betters'.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (q9+CU)

259 Point of order. This plan assumes a vehicle with Lucas equipment is capable of moving.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:49 PM (cNXxI)

But such an awesome logo.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Z1ykJ)

260 He should team up with Hunter Biden.

Hunter and the Prince

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (M+Lyo)

261 Her father wasn't nearly careful enough. Probably thought the threat would protect him.
And no, I don't believe Robert Maxwell killed himself any more than Epstein did.
****

It was quite possibly Ghislane that did it. And because he was Epstein'ing her...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (WdocV)

262 compagno is a former Oakland raiders cheerleader.

Posted by: gaius martius at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (hMlTh)

263 Be careful Prince. Jimmy Carter's killer Wabbit was never found.

Posted by: Pickleball enthusiast at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Fxgkp)

264

As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl

Posted by: Duke Earl at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

265 The only decent son it seems is the youngest, Edward. Stable marriage (to an actually good looking woman) and avoids the spotlight.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 21, 2019 05:32 PM (4thlk)

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Before he got married there was speculation that he was gay due to hanging out with "theatre" people.

Posted by: Decaf at November 21, 2019 05:53 PM (Vaefw)

266 GAWD Is Emily Compagno HAWT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)

She is something !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 05:53 PM (M+Lyo)

267 A scare film from British Leyland that was designed to beat into the skulls of Leyland employees that they were killing people through their indifference:
https://youtu.be/xRyN4XhJ_ms
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

Ah, the 70's.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)

268 Bang, bang Maxwell's, silver hammer came down on her head...

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 21, 2019 05:53 PM (nRWPy)

269 Wonder how he'll spend his time.

Running around with Hunter Biden-- they can book a flight to Ukraine together.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 05:53 PM (pPNCa)

270 I don't think this guy offed himself. I don't think he got his money hedge fund trading, I think he was bankrolled and/or was blackmailing. If it were up to him, he would have joined the other bugs in the radioactive fog after the final apocalypse.

Posted by: Monty James at November 21, 2019 05:40 PM (Zqz9o)

Agreed. The hedge fund cover is to get access to the super rich and powerful. You're not going to be able to do that owning a small gas station chain or a few car dealerships in upstate New York.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 05:54 PM (j3npP)

271 I (limited) defense of the British royals, I will point out that they do put their asses on the line for King and Country.

Every male has done military service, often in combat zones.

How many of our Meritocratic Elites do that?

Yep, the Windsors are basically very wealthy trailer park trash, but how many of Mitt Romney's scions have served?

John McCain's forgotten family continues the tradition of military careers, but oddly its Megan who is treated as his only surviving child and true heir. Why is that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

272 Wow, that is like having a favorite turd in the royal dog park. Well, at least he didn't marry a cheap party whore.
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Theory

they knew the Epstein thing was going to blow up and they needed something to be able to control the press -- access to royal wedding/newlyweds.

Queen ordered the ginger prince to get hitched or get cut off. He, being a ginger, decided to get revenge and picked a party hoor, from AMERICA.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 05:54 PM (iexz+)

273 >>203
She's guilty of every single crime Epstein committed, including the rapes.

Why is she still foot loose?

Really? LOLGF

Posted by: Der Schlichmeister at November 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Pzzpr)

274 Are the media going to point out that we're in no position to judge a man who served honorably in the military?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (cfSRQ)
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But we are required to accept that Tulsi is a Russian asset, or we're Russian bots.

Russian to conclusions.

Posted by: Axeman at November 21, 2019 05:55 PM (DuZls)

275 This seems like a harsh punishment for Prince Randy. It's not like he was outed as saying he wanted to be his girlfriend's tampon.

Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2019 05:55 PM (MLfDH)

276 Well, we can now rule out any celebrity who's first name begins with anything before "AN".

Weird to keep your name list by first names though!
Least Epstein could have done was written him down in the little black book list by his Royal title!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 05:55 PM (O8SrN)

277 If SNL was still interested in being funny...

"PRINCE ANDREW!! You've been exposed as an unrepentant pedophile, dragged through the mud in the media, and fired by your own family!! Whatcha gonna do now???!!"

"I'm going to Disneyland!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)

278 Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Molest Himself

Posted by: Axeman at November 21, 2019 05:56 PM (DuZls)

279 Posted by: WisRich at November 21, 2019 05:35 PM

Very cool. I didn't know it at the time but when I flew back from Hawaii to MN early this year there was remains of a WW2 sailor being returned to MN. I've been on flights before where they've announced it and the few times it has happened restores my faith in humanity a bit. It was a long 9 hour flight and everyone wanted off that bird ASAP. The Capt. came on and announced that we had a special honor today. Sure enough the military guard came up in full dress from the back of the plane and it was silent and people actually sat still. We watched as they escorted the flag draped coffin off the plane, it was moving. It always is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:56 PM (U7cQ/)

280 And can't sweat ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:52 PM (arJlL)

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You know, it's kind of weird how angry people are that he's a rotten liar.

What does it say that we now consider effortlessly spinning falsehoods an admirable trait?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 05:56 PM (cfSRQ)

281 You have to have sympathy, I mean the interview was with *the bbc*,

You would think they of all organizations would have engineered it to make the child rapist looks cool and normal.

Heck, they kept that jimmie freak in silk for decades and didn't report a damn thing until after his funeral.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

282 I am watching one of the worst horror/suspense movies ever made. It was recommended by a Horde member It is called Avalanche Shark and it is on youtube.

Yes you have sharks that swim in skow and kill skiers, but you expected that. They even have a shady major that wants to keep the ski resort open and a Chief of Police who is just trying to do his job. The funny thing so far is the hot chicks in the movie are actually the best actors. The regular people are much worse.

The sharks and the shark attacks are truly on the level of a fifth grader, before the internet and all these crazy smart phone apps and regular software apps. 'I think the shark attacks are as bad as anything ever put to film.

But I am still watching in and am over an hour in. I still have twenty two minutes of excitement awaiting.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:57 PM (n13/j)

283 Joe Mannix, didn't watch whole clip, but gotta ask - Lucas made brake systems???? Oh dear, that had to be problematic.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (cNXxI)

284 It is a plot by Prince Charles so that he can be king for 5 minutes when Queen Elizabeth finally dies.

Posted by: Picric at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (nonGu)

285 Oh, the noble Duke of York

He had ten thousand quim

He banged them up to the top of the hill and

Banged them down again

Posted by: Wag at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (2N7oZ)

286 Prince Andrew flipping burgers now?

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)

287 GAWD Is Emily Compagno HAWT

Hubba hubba

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (HaL55)

288 Joe Mannix, didn't watch whole clip, but gotta ask - Lucas made brake systems???? Oh dear, that had to be problematic.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (cNXxI)
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No, not that I know of. But basically everything that BL shat out was a steaming pile of garbage - mechanical or electrical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)

289 skow? Major? I am cutting myself off right now.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (n13/j)

290 Prince Andrew flipping burgers now?
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM

Nah, Chick Fill Eh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (U7cQ/)

291 I am so very sad to hear of the passing of the Ex-Prince Andrew from a suicide this coming Christmas eve.

Posted by: H-Clinton at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (P+Ru9)

292 re the night manager series and source material, the original concerned infiltrating the south American cartels, it was the early 90s, before Russia went bratva, this one has a somewhat more multifaceted aspects, yes the arab spring opening is obligatory, lauries villain is supported by the government because hes a tool of the various agencies, in projects like Syria, stranger things have happened,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (hMlTh)

293 If it is the FBI going after Andrew I wonder if he will give up Bubba?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Late to the thread.

Charles is embarrassed by Andrew?

Lol. "I wish I were your tampon" Charles??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

295 If anybody wants a short escape from news of the day see this below, 100% clean and funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7FWGuyZgjE

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

296 A scare film from British Leyland that was designed to beat into the skulls of Leyland employees that they were killing people through their indifference:
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Toyota constructed a monument, to the customers who have died while driving a Toyota.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (LxqES)

297 He should team up with Hunter Biden.

*******

Knocked Up In Arkansas - a limerick

I haven't been to Fayetteville in years
Prince Andrew sobbed through his tears
Now I have to tell my Ma
There's a kid in Arkansas
With those trademark Windsor-sized ears!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (m45I2)

298 Mother Murders Her Own Sons Fearing They Would Abuse Women When They Grew Up:

And when I read the story I find that her mother's boyfriend, who was in his late 30s (he's 47 now), knocked her up at 17, then married her. And she was brain damaged.

That guy... not a good guy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (+P5gm)

299 So what do you think will be Prince Charles' first official act as King, once the day comes?

- Tries to outlaw all meat, heavy industry and cars

- Shares that his cat's breath smells like cat's poo

- Tries to insert one of Camilla's tampons right into his own hoo-hah on live BBC TV

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

300 If he pre-abdicates, his mother can finally be allowed to die, the continuation of her house being assured.
_______________

No way Chucky voluntarily steps aside. He's been waiting over 70 years for the top job, and he'll do whatever it takes to get it and/or hang onto it.

But yeah, given his history of doing/saying incredibly stupid things, he'll probably commit some huge gaffe and force a constitutional crisis within a few years of getting the crown. That's just who he is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (k4dH2)

301 Joe Mannix, didn't watch whole clip, but gotta ask - Lucas made brake systems???? Oh dear, that had to be problematic.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM (cNXxI)
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And about 9 minutes in, there's a pretty lady in the office who distracts all the dudes and causes them to make life-threatening mistakes in auto design.

I'd think this was just a way to make the viewers pay attention, but something tells me that BL was probably that careless and stupid in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (I2dne)

302 The great thing is the Epstein thing isn't going away. Those memes were a marvelous way of keeping it peoples' minds.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (j3npP)

303 Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

I would like some temporal justice to come for the Clintons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (WI7YS)

304 Epstein had hundreds of these girls, and yet, we only seem to be able find ones that point fingers at the Prince. How convenient.
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I think it is all too convenient myself. From what I recall, York was sent as LizII's emissary to the Commonwealth Countries for trade, which made Brexit possible.

Don't know about the guy and don't care, and hope they keep him quiet and out of the way for a loooooong time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (MIKMs)

305 Not sure about Avalanche Shark, however, I do like the campy syfy shark shows and similar.

Piranhaconda was pretty good, hot chicks.

Posted by: not so at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (HALdu)

306 Fired for a "Royal" used to mean a visit to the headsman for a short hair cut.

Posted by: Big V at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (B06Zw)

307 Well, I guess his "Tell All Book" will never be competed.
Right Ms Clinton?

Posted by: SSgt Ciz at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (P+Ru9)

308 ten reasons that I, Andrew, could not have raped any children.

1. How gauche, I was wearing my post dinner, relaxing kit, and not my pre-rape kit in the photo in question. My travelling valet, or one of his assistants can vouch for this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (LWu6U)

309 Queen ordered the ginger prince to get hitched or
get cut off. He, being a ginger, decided to get revenge and picked a
party hoor, from AMERICA.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 05:54 PM (iexz+)

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Harry has always been a problem. Dressed like a Nazi and one point, frequently rumored to have been the result of an affair and of course his mom died when he was young.

These are still people, and unlike your run of the mill rich celebs, they didn't actually pick the lives they got. A lot of us think it would be cool to realize we are royalty, but it pretty much shuts you down in a lot of ways.

You will literally spend your entire life under the public eye and do endless ribbon-cuttings, petty award shows and so on.

It is a job that you can't actually quit. Renounce your titles, move out and guess what? You're still a royal, just the weird one living in an efficiency apartment.

I'm not surprised at all that many people aren't up to it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

310 Well, I'm all dressed up to attend a dinner/fundraiser with D'oh, and he is still on the way (almost here) from SC.

I really don't want to go, especially in this orthopedic boot. My young, female doc told me yesterday I should try to "bedazzle" it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

311 Prince Andrew flipping burgers now?
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:58 PM

Nah, cleaning out Starbucks bathrooms.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (pPNCa)

312 Knocked Up In Arkansas - a limerick

I haven't been to Fayetteville in years
Prince Andrew sobbed through his tears
Now I have to tell my Ma
There's a kid in Arkansas
With those trademark Windsor-sized ears!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (m45I2)

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Poor Andrew. He'll never get a fair earing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 06:02 PM (LCzNi)

313 One of Randy Andy's daughters, Beatrice, is supposed to get married soon.

Wonder if he'll be allowed to walk her down the aisle? If he is, will the TV media be allowed to cover it?

I kind of feel sorry for Beatrice. Just over a year ago, her sister had a very pretty wedding - simple by royal standards, I guess.

Too bad Daddy probably ruined things.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 21, 2019 06:02 PM (4pK1/)

314 "firm" denial

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (0O7c5)

315 In my mind's eye, I 'see' Queen Elizabeth up in Andrew's face screaming at the top of her lungs:

"WE ARE NOT AMUSED YOU SIMPLE F**K!!"

It gives me joy it does.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (Y4EXg)

316 Nah, cleaning out Starbucks bathrooms.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (pPNCa)

A fate worse than death!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)

317 Rose and Valerie,
singing from the gallery
say he must go free
"Andrew must go free....."

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)

318 Not sure about Avalanche Shark, however, I do like the campy syfy shark shows and similar.

Piranhaconda was pretty good, hot chicks.

Posted by: not so at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (HALdu)

cool. I might check out another and need a few picks. This is new for me really. I don't even like Jaws 2. So if it is going to be camp, it better be really campy and have no real aspirations. I did like Sharknado or at least I did see it.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (n13/j)

319 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

I think that's true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (WI7YS)

320 Will Andrew be booked in the same facility as Epstein?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (pB6Gt)

321 My wife started binge watching "The Royals". I usually was on my lap top posting here or doing other crap like cleaning the guns I used to have before the boating mishap. Not sure how accurate an of it was, but I actually felt bad for some of them a bit. Esp. Queen Elizabeth. They live in a glass house in an effed up family and are basically kept relics. It would suck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (U7cQ/)

322 Andy may be lost at sea....literally....no, srsly. I wouldn't take any boat trips if I were him.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (X/Pw5)

323 It is a job that you can't actually quit. Renounce your titles, move out and guess what? You're still a royal, just the weird one living in an efficiency apartment.
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which is exactly why he didn't say NO, but rather went ballz deep in a divorced, Hollywood party hoor from AMERICA. He'd probably would have married Bruce Jenner, but Jenner likes girls still.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Bhq/M)

324 I really don't want to go, especially in this orthopedic boot. My young, female doc told me yesterday I should try to "bedazzle" it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

You could add some LEDs that flash "Philadelphia is a fun town!"

Just a thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Y4EXg)

325 A scare film from British Leyland that was designed
to beat into the skulls of Leyland employees that they were killing
people through their indifference:

https://youtu.be/xRyN4XhJ_ms

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

My boss back in the 80's was a car buff (as I), and owned quite a few questionable choices. The poor bastard bought a Sterling when they first came out, instead of buying an Acura Legend. Somewhere I saw published the tolerances between the Japanese build and British, the latter being 10x more lax. And of course, Lucas electronics.

The thing was crap from day one. It never ran, the thing was totally schizophrenic and the interior was literally peeling off after a year. The worst part was the Acura was the same cost or a bit less.

BTW, who thought that cop at the beginning of that Leyland film was Graham Chapman? I was positive I was going to hear "Wot's all this then?"

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Z1ykJ)

326
Yes, where is Ghislaine? I think she's under "protection" by the CIA/Five-Eyes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (f1Vqw)

327 , but I actually felt bad for some of them a bit. Esp. Queen Elizabeth.
======
Which is exactly the whole point that show was made to drive home.

Preparing the battle space.

She's a dragon.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (BjYDm)

328 Bet Pz Andrew wishes he was a American Democrat now

( just realized I used the German title abbreviation)

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

329 Fuck it, I'ma go smoke some dope and lay on the beach.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (CLteG)

330 ten reasons that I, Andrew, could not have raped any children.

2. I am being framed. If you examine the photo closely, you can clearly see a bead of sweat, and I do not sweat -- at that time. (it got better.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (LWu6U)

331 322 Andy may be lost at sea....literally....no, srsly. I wouldn't take any boat trips if I were him.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (X/Pw5)

Yeah that makes me think of Andrew being asked by the police to come in for a talk and him asking, "That doesn't involve a plane trip, does it?"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM (j3npP)

332 Andy may be lost at sea....literally....no, srsly. I wouldn't take any boat trips if I were him.
Posted by: BignJames

-----

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Lord Mountbatten at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Y4EXg)

333 You could add some LEDs that flash "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

FIFY

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (RU4sa)

334 No way Chucky voluntarily steps aside. He's been
waiting over 70 years for the top job, and he'll do whatever it takes to
get it and/or hang onto it.

But yeah, given his history of doing/saying incredibly stupid
things, he'll probably commit some huge gaffe and force a constitutional
crisis within a few years of getting the crown. That's just who he is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 06:00 PM (k4dH2)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have doubts. QE2 was quite upset that dowager was wedding into her gig, and (from accounts) gave some conditions for the nuptials - one probably being "No crown for you if you do wed that horse-face". Thus, why Charlie may have the trots for his brother, and may be hedging his bet for his offspring, and getting influence behind the scene.The Royals make the Clintons look like the Hatfields\McCoys...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (q9+CU)

335 Andy may be lost at sea....literally....no, srsly. I wouldn't take any boat trips if I were him.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (X/Pw5)

I think more importantly, don't get on any boats or planes that he's on.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Z1ykJ)

336 I really don't want to go, especially in this orthopedic boot. My young, female doc told me yesterday I should try to "bedazzle" it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

You could add some LEDs that flash "Philadelphia is a fun town!"

****

I'm thinking a little glue and some sparkling glitter and the letters EDKH.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Tonypete at Novemb

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (LCzNi)

337

Blimey!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (vEIlU)

338 One of Randy Andy's daughters, Beatrice, is supposed to get married soon.

Wonder if he'll be allowed to walk her down the aisle? If he is, will the TV media be allowed to cover it?

I kind of feel sorry for Beatrice. Just over a year ago, her sister
had a very pretty wedding - simple by royal standards, I guess.

Too bad Daddy probably ruined things.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 21, 2019 06:02 PM (4pK1/)

Apparently from the beginning she said she wanted a small, private wedding, nothing like her sister's.

Eugenie's got televised pretty much because Andrew and Fergie were POd that their daughter, who has "Princess" as a title, wasn't going to get that while Harry and Meghan had a televised spectacle. Of course, it got overshadowed because Harry and Meghan decided that they needed to announce she was preggers before they left for their trip to Australia.

Posted by: Vendette at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (6ezlu)

339

No more kissing of the ring.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM (vEIlU)

340 Yes, where is Ghislaine? I think she's under "protection" by the CIA/Five-Eyes.
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She was last seen couple months back at IN OUT burger. They know where she is. Her lawyers are negotiating her testimony. She wants a get out of jail free card. She might get it.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (9VJEg)

341 Andy (can I call you Andy?), pistol's on the table. Take the public school way out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (rBtIz)

342 Yes; I would think that Andrew is quite worried now about his safety. I'm sure they have security but... Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (WI7YS)

343 >>You could add some LEDs that flash "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

>>FIFY

Read my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Which is exactly the whole point that show was made to drive home.

Preparing the battle space.

She's a dragon.
Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:05 PM

Yea, as I said, don't know much about the royal family, never understood America being enamored with them. I don't understand their parliamentary system at all, don't care about that much either. There's a reason we through them out of here on their arses.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (U7cQ/)

345

Maybe he'll retaliate with a tell all book and how Princess Diana really died.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (vEIlU)

346 == If he pre-abdicates, his mother can finally be allowed to die, the continuation of her house being assured.==
Queen Elizabeth's mum lived to be 101. I don't think the current queen is planning to leave any time soon. She was out riding her pony on the Royal grounds last week.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (tkNkP)

347 which is exactly why he didn't say NO, but rather
went ballz deep in a divorced, Hollywood party hoor from AMERICA.
He'd probably would have married Bruce Jenner, but Jenner likes girls
still.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Bhq/M)

---
Or maybe he actually likes her.

He's very rich but his parents still divorced when he was little and then his mom died. Dad's distant and when the guy throws a tantrum it makes global headlines.

People are joking about Andrew offing himself, but how many of us could stand up to that scrutiny?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)

348 Ghislane is guilty of every crime that Epstein was guilty of, and they have witnesses that implicate her who will, have testified.

Why no indictment?

Do you smell what the Barr is cookin?

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM (F3FhT)

349 Marybeth-

I have read that Beatrice is having trouble getting someone to dress her. No one wants the association.

Another indication this was an open secret.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM (zoJ0T)

350 53
The Duke of Pork

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 21, 2019 05:25 PM

What's the veal equivalent of pork?

Posted by: TheHoser at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM (IDjUx)

351 I think more importantly, don't get on any boats or planes that he's on.

The Clintons can probably find another shoe bomber or underoo bomber somewhere.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (pPNCa)

352 Horde mind is scary sometimes.

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (RU4sa)

353 The IRA got Lord Mountbatten, and a few children.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

354 Queen Elizabeth's mum lived to be 101. I don't think the current queen is planning to leave any time soon. She was out riding her pony on the Royal grounds last week.
Posted by: corn and beans

Don't forget that RBG likes to fly into London about twice a month so she and Liz can pump iron together. I hear Ruth's lifting over 170!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (L2ZTs)

355 I really don't want to go, especially in this orthopedic boot. My young, female doc told me yesterday I should try to "bedazzle" it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

You have to make sure it matches the vajazzle.

Posted by: not so at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (HALdu)

356 You could add some LEDs that flash "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

FIFY
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 06:06 PM

You just gave me a fun idea. Finally getting around to finishing my Christmas display after deer hunting the last few weekends. Hmmm. Wife would probably kill me, but Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (U7cQ/)

357 which is exactly why he didn't say NO, but rather
went ballz deep in a divorced, Hollywood party hoor from AMERICA.
He'd probably would have married Bruce Jenner, but Jenner likes girls
still.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Bhq/M)

---
Or maybe he actually likes her.

Objection: Facts not in evidence. I'mma need a DNA test on kid.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:10 PM (iexz+)

358 Queen Elizabeth's mum lived to be 101. I don't think the current queen is planning to leave any time soon. She was out riding her pony on the Royal grounds last week.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM

She went three outta three against RBG in freestyle wrestling.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 06:10 PM (LCzNi)

359 The good news is I'm doing the RBG Workout and seein sick GAINZZZ

Posted by: Queen E at November 21, 2019 06:10 PM (6/uwW)

360 Queen Elizabeth's final words to Prince Andrew. You will talk to US Law Enforcement, but before you do. I suggest you take a warm bath.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Hn6S7)

361 People are joking about Andrew offing himself, but how many of us could stand up to that scrutiny?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I'd retire to one of my many country estates and spend my days hunting, fishing and riding.

Fuck off world.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Oqufv)

362 You just gave me a fun idea. Finally getting around
to finishing my Christmas display after deer hunting the last few
weekends. Hmmm. Wife would probably kill me, but Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:09 PM (U7cQ/)

I am SO doing a nativity/jail scene this year.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

363 If the FBI wants to talk to Andrew, why aren't they talking to Bill? The Secret Service knows where Bill is. He can't be hard to find.

Posted by: rusticbroad at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (iDVzX)

364 What's the veal equivalent of pork?
Posted by: TheHoser at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM

Vork? It's so tender you can eat it with a spork!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (U7cQ/)

365 340 Yes, where is Ghislaine? I think she's under "protection" by the CIA/Five-Eyes.
=========
She was last seen couple months back at IN OUT burger. They know where she is. Her lawyers are negotiating her testimony. She wants a get out of jail free card. She might get it.
Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM (9VJEg)

I think Brazil was the last place she was spotted.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (ngSZO)

366 cool. I might check out another and need a few picks. This is new for me really. I don't even like Jaws 2. So if it is going to be camp, it better be really campy and have no real aspirations. I did like Sharknado or at least I did see it.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:03 PM (n13/j)

That is the thing, you have to be expecting a low budget campy movie. I actually like those better in some ways because they are made with actors that know they are just lucky to be there so they are not making demands about the script or anything else.

Posted by: not so at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (HALdu)

367 He may big a scumbag's scumbag, but at least no one ever voted for him.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (xmKbk)

368 Objection: Facts not in evidence. I'mma need a DNA test on kid.

So Joe Biden has yet another grandchild?

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2019 06:12 PM (pPNCa)

369 If the FBI wants to talk to Andrew, why aren't they talking to Bill? The Secret Service knows where Bill is. He can't be hard to find.
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Bill already took the fifth.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:12 PM (iexz+)

370 ten reasons that I, Andrew, could not have raped any children.

3. Droit du seigneur (look it up peasant.) was never actually invalidated by modern law.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 06:12 PM (LWu6U)

371 You know they've got to be pining for the good old days when they could have imprisoned him in the tower, where he would have not so gently passed on into the great beyond.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 06:12 PM (iys0/)

372 like this dude only gets a quarter million pounds a year.

Posted by: The Royal Kabuki Theatre at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

373 I think Brazil was the last place she was spotted.
=====
Collecting the drops for Barr.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (iexz+)

374

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (S30K2)

375 You just gave me a fun idea. Finally getting around to finishing my Christmas display after deer hunting the last few weekends. Hmmm. Wife would probably kill me, but Hmmm.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I'm on the landing pattern to DFW.

EDKH in Christmas lights on my roof facing the south bound landing planes.

Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Oqufv)

376 What's the veal equivalent of pork?

Posted by: TheHoser at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM

Suckling pig.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (rBtIz)

377 If the FBI wants to talk to Andrew, why aren't they talking to Bill? The Secret Service knows where Bill is. He can't be hard to find.
Posted by: rusticbroad at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (iDVzX)

Yup.....plus every day that passes means the chance of old Billy Jeff trying to make the rape gets closer and closer.

A pervert never changes, they just grow old.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Z+IKu)

378
I'd retire to one of my many country estates and spend my days hunting, fishing and riding.

Fuck off world.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Oqufv)

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Except you can't.

You're still royalty, and people will still bother you. You'll just be the hostile one, doing nothing useful.

If you renounce your income, title and go live in Alaska in a shack, guess what?

You're still royalty, and people will still bother you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

379 legalinsurrection.com/jussie smollett sues city of chicago-formalicious prosecution

Chicagoans start saving up, good chance they will pay off Jussie

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

380 Nood racial slurs

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 06:14 PM (Z1ykJ)

381 I do not believe Epstein committed suicide (for real not just as a meme). He did not seem the kind to off himself. He was the kind to spill everything he knew, might know and could plausibly claim to know to lessen his own punishment but he was not the kind to take himself out.

Also, he was supposedly on "suicide watch" just days before for injuries that he claimed someone else caused. I think it is far more plausible that the guards were paid or made to stand down by someone with a whole lot more juice than Jeffrey Epstein disgraced prisoner had.

Posted by: red at November 21, 2019 06:14 PM (ERkyq)

382 Trying to picture the look on my kids faces and we go out on the front of the house, and have our annual lighting ceremony. Dad, what and who is Epstien? (Picturing wife's look at me)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:14 PM (U7cQ/)

383 375
You just gave me a fun idea. Finally getting around to finishing my
Christmas display after deer hunting the last few weekends. Hmmm. Wife
would probably kill me, but Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel

I'm on the landing pattern to DFW.

EDKH in Christmas lights on my roof facing the south bound landing planes.

Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Oqufv)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Add a disco ball and fireworks, and I'd nominate you King!

Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at November 21, 2019 06:15 PM (q9+CU)

384 Have to hand it to Charles on the timing, though: His mom shoves his brother out of the way while he's on the other side of the world.

Although Christmas at Sandringham could be interesting...

Posted by: Vendette at November 21, 2019 06:15 PM (6ezlu)

385 Does this mean Meghan becomes Queen?

Posted by: MikeN at November 21, 2019 06:15 PM (o/eHL)

386 How's Andrew going to make a living? Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Move to California, New York, or some other Democrat owned cesspool, become an American citizen and run for Congress.

And just like that, his involvement with Epstein and under age sex trafficked girls becomes old news. In fact, the bitchez probably set him up.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 21, 2019 06:16 PM (xmKbk)

387 >> She was last seen couple months back at IN OUT burger.

It turned out that photo was photoshopped. It was a total fake. Ghislaine was photoshopped into the image, and one of her lawyers released it to the media.

In the photo, she was reading a book entitled, "The Book of Honor: The Secret Lives and Deaths of CIA agents".

That was clearly a message a being sent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)

388 I don't believe the FBI wants to talk to Pz Andrew any more than they want to talk to Bill. They just spent time and resources to disappear any evidence relating to Epstein.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 06:16 PM (ZCEU2)

389 I'm on the landing pattern to DFW.

EDKH in Christmas lights on my roof facing the south bound landing planes.

Hmmmmmm.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 P

LOL! do it! :0

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 06:16 PM (U7cQ/)

390 If Andrew does an Epstein, I'd be willing to believe he did it himself.

Epstein didn't have the balls to kill himself. Not a flucking chance.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 06:16 PM (O8SrN)

391 QE2 was quite upset that dowager was wedding into her gig, and (from accounts) gave some conditions for the nuptials - one probably being "No crown for you if you do wed that horse-face".
_________________

Nope, the queen has already officially given Chucky the royal nod as her successor. The queen supposedly was never crazy about Camilla, who is kind of a 'ho herself, but she grudgingly gave her approval for the marriage -- probably because she realized her idiot, tampon-wannabe son was going to keep sniffing after the woman regardless, so it may as well be legal. There were reports that the queen had made Chucky agree not to make Camilla queen, but only a queen consort, once he is king, but those same reports say that even if Chucky had agreed to this, there is no way to enforce it if he should change his mind after the queen kicks off.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 06:17 PM (k4dH2)

392 I fail to see what the foofaraw is about. This isn't anything I'd sweat over.

Posted by: Randy Andy at November 21, 2019 06:17 PM (Lic/8)

393 389
I'm on the landing pattern to DFW.

EDKH in Christmas lights on my roof facing the south bound landing planes.

Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 P

Oh, Lord - what an awesome idea - I'm in the pattern for Love, DFW, and Addison!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 06:18 PM (O8SrN)

394 I wish I'd talked to you guys earlier. I could totally see me wearing an ortho boot that flashes "EDKH."

I'm also thinking about getting D'oh add "EDKH" to our Christmas lights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

395 358 Queen Elizabeth's mum lived to be 101. I don't think the current queen is planning to leave any time soon. She was out riding her pony on the Royal grounds last week.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 21, 2019 06:07 PM

She went three outta three against RBG in freestyle wrestling.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 06:10 PM (LCzNi)

Have to say, at least QEII is out and about, meeting and greeting, like she's supposed to. And she looks pretty darned good for 93. From all appearances, blessed with her mother's good health genes.

On the other hand, RGB is maybe 5-6 years younger, and whether she's even writing her own judicial opinions is debatable at the very best.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 21, 2019 06:19 PM (4pK1/)

396 309 Agree. Imagine growing up surrounded by security, your parents fighting continuously, your mom yo-yos between dieting depression and boyfriends after a very public divorce. You are continuously chased by paparazzi critiquing every choice. Your mom is killed in a foreign country being chased by motorcycles and is driven into a cement wall by her drunk security driver that also kills her Muslim lover. You end up dutifully enlisting and become a helicopter pilot but cannot actually serve in war zones because you are a danger because of a title you did not choose. Your dad married the woman he cheated on your mother with but you have to be nice to her because she has a title. So you go out and do your duty to marry and produce heirs but pick someone no one would have picked for you. I can understand why Harry chose Markle.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 21, 2019 06:19 PM (v2Axo)

397 No Prince Andrew will not be killed by an electric self driving Jaguar. The Jaguar engineers were forced to abandon that project when they were unable to figure out how to make it leak oil.

Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2019 06:19 PM (AYgzf)

398 Oh, Lord - what an awesome idea - I'm in the pattern for Love, DFW, and Addison!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 21, 2019 06:18 PM (O8SrN)

We get planes coming and going from Ft. Stewart, Hunter Army Airfield, and Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, SC.

I'll bet the pilots would love a roof lit up with EDKH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

399 What's the veal equivalent of pork?

Posted by: TheHoser at November 21, 2019 06:08 PM

Suckling pig.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 06:13 PM (rBtIz)

you mean the pork equivalent of veal? You can make great "veal" Parmesan with boneless pork chops or really any pork medallion you hammer out a bit. It is cheaper and often more tender than the crap veal you usually get at megalomart. I prefer pork to veal unless it is really good veal and at a really good price.

it that is not what you are asking about, oh well, it could help someone.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:20 PM (n13/j)

400 No Prince Andrew will not be killed by an electric self driving Jaguar. The Jaguar engineers were forced to abandon that project when they were unable to figure out how to make it leak oil.
Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2019 06:19 PM

What are we, chopped bangers?

Posted by: Lucas at November 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Lic/8)

401 He is not going to Epstein himself

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

402 Pardon me, but do you have some poupon swaddled in a training bra?

Posted by: Purple Andy at November 21, 2019 06:32 PM (wo3c/)

403 Maybe he can get a job on the board of a Ukrainian energy company?

They will hire anybody.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 21, 2019 06:59 PM (v5Cc/)

404 And my bet is he remarried the ex-wife inside eighteen months. It'll rehab him somewhat in the public's eyes, and Phillip can't stop him now. (Apparently, Phillip ordered the separation and divorce. Looks like the Yorks had an arrangement.)

Posted by: Missi Lotze at November 21, 2019 07:01 PM (EekYe)

405
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Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 07:21 PM (LzhRq)

406 Andre is the Queen's favorite which is why Charles wanted him sidelined. Charles is nobody's favorite and he resents it.

Posted by: TR at November 21, 2019 08:43 PM (6wOsm)

407 The Pedo Media will have a hard time covering for him this time.

Posted by: Mongo at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (pHl8P)

408 not windsor, saxe-coburg-gotha and it runs in the family

Posted by: dw at November 21, 2019 10:35 PM (stPAM)

409 ♫

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 11:12 PM (plu6+)

410 309 Agree. Imagine growing up surrounded by security, your parents fighting continuously, your mom yo-yos between dieting depression and boyfriends after a very public divorce. You are continuously chased by paparazzi critiquing every choice. Your mom is killed in a foreign country being chased by motorcycles and is driven into a cement wall by her drunk security driver that also kills her Muslim lover. You end up dutifully enlisting and become a helicopter pilot but cannot actually serve in war zones because you are a danger because of a title you did not choose. Your dad married the woman he cheated on your mother with but you have to be nice to her because she has a title. So you go out and do your duty to marry and produce heirs but pick someone no one would have picked for you. I can understand why Harry chose Markle.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 21, 2019 06:19 PM (v2Axo)

Charles is his dad in the same way that Clinton is Chelsea's dad.

Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 01:22 AM (HALdu)

411 It is very good to be king, or queen, but it sucks to be prince. He has no rights, nothing that is his other than by way of the queen and if he decides to go out and do some weight watchers things or make a sex vid with marie osmond the queen has the right to start taking away his residences and everything else.

Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 01:25 AM (HALdu)

412 The thing for the prince to do now is open pizza parlor, on an island in the Caribbean and in New Mexico.

Posted by: not so at November 22, 2019 01:26 AM (HALdu)

413 They might as well start packing the boxes so that Buckingham Palace can be converted into a mosque and the residence of the British Caliphate.

Posted by: rechill at November 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Q1LXu)

414 Harry and NutMeghan are next on the chopping block. Aside from insulting the Queen and other senior royals, they did two unauthorized documentaries, and feel put upon with their slight workload.

Posted by: WhoElse at November 22, 2019 03:52 PM (6XLoz)

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