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Russian bot FIRST! - Linn Ridge
Posted by: jayhawkone at November 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ZD+J8) 2
Joey Bidet STRIKES again!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ejm1K) 3
damn. read it. rookie.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (oY5lM) 4
Poor Slo-mo.
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (LGXGf) 5
This guy shouldn't even have a rivers license let alone the Oval Office.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh) 6
Howdy-do
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (77GNy) 7
Or is the preferred AoSHQ style "Joey Bribem"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ejm1K) 8
do those punches come before or after firing a couple shotgun rounds through the door?
Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (JMDly) 9
Well, I guess punching is more clear-cut than his usual sniffing.
Posted by: mojojojo74 at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Y3DtO) 10
Joey Bidet punching down again. With his mouth. And his hands.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (KKmEo) 11
See! I didn't even need to be here!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (L7xi5) 12
Oy.
Posted by: Adriane the I wish I Misheard the Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM (LPnfS) 13
Read the content. Again
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (GXoKW) 14
We must avoid the tar baby of domestic violence.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (T6t7i) 15
My name is Joe Biden, I'm 77 years old, and I can lick any man in the house!
Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (vEIlU) 17
Biden is aging so fast it's hard to watch. Stress will do it. Also Prince Andrew looks about 75.
Posted by: CN at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (U7k5w) 18
We're gonna make domestic violence our bitch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2019 12:12 PM (xPJvm) Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (kDUUX) 20
Biden: "Let's f*ck that gay bashing right in the ass"
Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (hr2+k) 21
Joey actually needs a stroke to blame.
Posted by: without malice at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (WX+x0) 22
'Keep Hitting it until they Listen!'
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (gh1GI) 23
I'm sure he followed that up with a man's responsibilities to a woman he's put in a family way.
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (LGXGf) Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (emmzB) 25
top 15? First ever.
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (TcM5G) 26
When I am elected, my eyes will fill with blood, and shoot lightning bolts at my enemies!
Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (I2/tG) 27
In fairness to Biden, domestic violence was kind of asking for it, dressing provocatively and mouthing off and all that.
Posted by: The Washington Post at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (2PXwn) 28
Yo Joe.
Wanna throw in a little beyotch-slappin' just for fun? Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (LCzNi) 29
@ChadPergram 53 seconds ago
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT) 30
Huh?
Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (I2/tG) 31
And then Joe Biden wants to caress and sniff the hair of the victims. Because a man you hardly know violating your personal space is exactly what abuse victims need.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (SjIcT) 32
Remember that Biden was the sponsor of the Violence Against Women Act, which sets up all sorts of resources for women. But there are no corresponding resources for male victims of domestic violence. A man goes to a shelter, they'll turn him away and laugh behind his back.
We already had laws restricting violence against women. They were called "assault and battery" and similar terms. No need to get the Feds involved in more of our lives. Thanks, Joey. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Ejm1K) 33
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q80AH) 34
This will be all the rage and subject of screaming chyrons for two weeks like President Trump's comment- right?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (H8fSa) Posted by: Soothie at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (emmzB) 36
The fact that this imbecile is even as close to POTUS as he is makes me weep for our country.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (pw+jk) 37
I hope that Arkansas judge makes Huntaa Bidet pay a million dollars a month in child support.
Huntaa Huntaa Huntaa, after pissing hot for the Navy you should know better than whipping out your dick. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (KKmEo) Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (I2/tG) 39
It's great he's punching back. E. Warren's campaign will just say they fell down some polling stairs, but not seriously injured.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (NVYyb) 40
29 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT) ========= Ha! Romney's on the leash regarding impeachment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q80AH) 41
If we're going to do anything about what climate change is doing to California, we need to get FIRED UP!
- Joe Biden Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (q/kmn) 42
Domestic violence: we've already told it twice so it better listen.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (SjIcT) 43
We're gonna make domestic violence our bitch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Until you can make the same chick that called the cops stop assaulting the cops when they go to arrest D'qwaun, no, you're not. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (kDUUX) 44
Biden: "Lynch racism!"
Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (hr2+k) Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (rpxSz) 46
biden will not be the democrat nominee. Trump will destroy him in the general and they can't let that happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (JUOKG) 47
Please slap me in my whore mouth!! And do other things as well!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (RZeKZ) 48
Joey the Paste Eater has already told domestic violence twice already!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (HaL55) 49
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a
chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. I think he's been reading his polling. Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i) 50
Wow...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX) 51
I like this Biden guy, he gets it.
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S) 52
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT) I guess he is using the "if you can't say anything nice" argument. What a jackass. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (vEIlU) 53
That is just Joe being Joe. If Trump said it, it would be another article of impeachment.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (n13/j) 54
We should also be punching sexism whenever it breaks a glass or doesn't wash the dishes quickly enough. Just to keep it in line, you know.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (2PXwn) 55
Domestic violence, why do you keep making me do this to you??
Posted by: Joey Loves You at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (aSKRB) 56
@ChadPergram 53 seconds ago
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. ----- No peach mint flavored vaping liquid? I thought that was Romney's favorite. Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (L7xi5) 57
We must doink the heck out of sexual abuse, and keep doinking until we can't doink anymore.
-Things Joe Biden says. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (H8fSa) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (oVJmc) 59
I think every republican should publicly offer congratulations to Joe for his new grandchild.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (LCzNi) 60
49 From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a
chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. I think he's been reading his polling. Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i) ======== There was word that McConnell demanded that Trump stop attacking Romney. I wonder what McConnell told Romney at the same time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (q80AH) 61
Betoff had no problem sending people with guns to houses to kill people that had guns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (JFO2v) 62
They should really get his feet up above his head.
You know? Get some blood to what is left of his brain. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (gh1GI) Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (T6t7i) 64
We need to all stand behind President Truman in this moment of crisis.
Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (I2/tG) 65
29 @ChadPergram 53 seconds ago
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all. Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT) What a good little moral busy body totalitarian he is. Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (SjIcT) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU) 67
In order to stop child molesters, we must take pedophilia and rape it in its tight, sweet little ass. Just plunge our rigid penis of righteousness into its tender virgin anus over and over and over until it surrenders to us completely.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (fK2gX) 68
You are literally going to have to pay me and my son a bunch of money to end all this bribery going around.
/s/ Joe Biden Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (cXp0V) 69
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I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU) ======== For nightmare purposes? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (pw+jk) 71
This is the guy who gave advice to Hunter. I almost feel bad he's a medical waste dumpster fire.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (H8fSa) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (KKmEo) 73
What bullshit. I've worked with men who have been locked up in the system of domestic violence, for "acting in self-defense."
The law is very clear. And by clear I mean, clear like mud. When your girlfriend is punching you, and throwing shit at you, and threatening to keep you from seeing your children, and you "raise your hand" to keep her from hitting you again, the law will swoop in and say "you are a batterer." Oh yes it will. Like sooooooo many other things the left does, it takes a real issue, a real problem of men who use violence against women, writes laws that make it damn near impossible for the average idiot male to know what he can and can't do, and then will force him into a Kafka-like system that will have consequences the rest of his life. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (hku12) 74
Betoff had no problem sending people with guns to houses to kill people that had guns.
Posted by: rhennigantx The "sendees" weren't too keen on it. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (kDUUX) 75
But yet they keep him on stage to gaffe and gaffe again. On purpose? Or do they not see how this comes across... I think the backroom Dems are throwing in the towel for 2020
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (X+a7J) 76
Rape?? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!
Posted by: Joey "Caramel Hands" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (aSKRB) 77
From colleague Jason Donner. Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT) A friend of mine is a very gung-ho Mormon who has been in the tank for Romney as far back as I can remember (and I've known him since '05). Can't stand Trump, largely because Romney can't stand Trump. However, I did ask him not too long ago whether he was going to stand by Mr. Pierre Delicto's Twitter habits, and his response was "Uggghhh.....yeah, no." Romney is starting to look like a joke even among his die-hard supporters. Posted by: Dr. T at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (2PXwn) 78
I feel very sorry for Joe's new grandchild
Hey - my grandkid's already on the boards of four Ukrainian companies and three Chinese companies! We Bidens are talented! Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: MUTT the slut at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (rpxSz) 80
But Domestic Violence you know I love you baby.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:18 PM (pw+jk) 81
when do they get out the cane and yank this guy offstage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc) 83
Mittels Rombley needs to be made ambassador to Ulaan Bator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (KKmEo) 84
They claim the answer to stopping possible collusion was to collude so you never really know.
Posted by: ... at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (LZerG) 85
He's got my votes.
Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (w4k1U) 86
81 when do they get out the cane and yank this guy offstage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (WI7YS) ======== But the national polls! Haven't you seen the national polls?! I mean, sure, he's going to lose at least 3 of the first four primaries, but the national polls! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (q80AH) 87
We gotta dork these anti-sodomy laws in the squeakhole.
- Joe Biden Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (q/kmn) 88
Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz) 89
Good old Quid Pro Joe really knows how to owngoal.
Posted by: Max Prophet at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (RZeKZ) 90
'They only hit you because you disappoint them, Sugartits.'
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (gh1GI) 91
That may count as the most Bidenesque thing Creepy Joe has ever said.
Why is this pathetic, frail, old man not in a retirement home creeping on Great Gramma? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (Uu+Jp) 92
Best part of that clip is they let Slojo keep talking, until he says something off-script, then there's nervous laughing, "did he really say that?"
Yes. He did. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (hku12) 93
Whe you really think about it. Does anyone truly vape for the flavors? AFAIK, they stuff tastes like crap. It is not like you are eating a Twinkie. Hey Mittens, they are trying to be cool or chillax. The problem is nicotine not :flavors". Maybe there are exceptions, but come on people. Who started smoking back in the day because the taste was so amazing?
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (+y/Ru) 95
Does the 25th Amendment apply to Nominees?
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (gh1GI) 96
I'm in tears laughing at the fart sidebar link. I think Tweety is the cheese cutter.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2019 12:20 PM (y7DUB) 97
88 Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz) Please someone suggest to Joe he use the phrase, "It's go time!" Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (cF8AT) 98
Why is this pathetic, frail, old man not in a retirement home creeping on Great Gramma?
====== Because she's too old for him? Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (QsyhO) 99
We need to burn a cross in racism's front yard!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (2PXwn) 100
I'm proud to be here in the great state of Idaho - oops, I mean Iowa!
Idaho has mountains - I should have noticed. Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (I2/tG) 101
Joe Bidet is so far off his rocker he is surfing corn in Nebraska.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (KKmEo) 102
I wonder what McConnell told Romney at the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:16 PM (q80AH) brush your choppers and grab your kneepads Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (rpxSz) 103
one of these days, domestic violence. pow! zoom! straight to the moon.
Posted by: Ralph Biden at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (nFwvY) 104
I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (vEIlU) ======== For nightmare purposes? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH) nah, just a new fun meme Shillue's got pop-eyed pan head down. Swalwell's it wasn't a fart fart Biden - whatever he says Schumer - the Penguin etc... Stretch Pelosi's getting old Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (vEIlU) 105
We need to white out this racism asap - Joe Biden
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (r+sAi) 106
I so want Pelosi's dentures to come flying out while talking
Her face would collapse. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (KKmEo) ------------- *reads* *sighs heavily* *pushes away the rest of his lunch* Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (q/kmn) 107
Joe Biden: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice. Get it? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (mpeBU) 108
>>But yet they keep him on stage to gaffe and gaffe again. On purpose?
Or do they not see how this comes across... I think the backroom Dems are throwing in the towel for 2020 Right? A couple guesses - one, no one wants to tell Joe to leave (it's easier to let him flame out), or two, he appeals to older, less radical Democrats and they keep him around so that Warren, Bernie, Casrto and Harris don;t alienate them before the end of the primaries. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh) 109
We must take responsibility as men, for our out of wedlock children. We must grope these children, every chance we get...
- Joe Biden Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (hku12) 110
37 I hope that Arkansas judge makes Huntaa Bidet pay a million dollars a month in child support.
Huntaa Huntaa Huntaa, after pissing hot for the Navy you should know better than whipping out your dick. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:14 PM (KKmEo) Maybe he'll show up to court wearing a Huntaa Hintay t-shirt. Posted by: kathysaysso at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (vkS2Z) 111
Well, this is the same Biden campaign that sent out a message about how well he did at the debate 3 hours before the debate...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (dkvcO) 112
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-- Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ymnmz) Please someone suggest to Joe he use the phrase, "It's go time!" Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:21 PM --------------------- OK, that stuff made me laugh. Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (aSKRB) 113
Biden is turning into that Seinfeld character played by Beau Bridges, Mandlebaum who is always spoiling for a fight. OK Boomer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless Biden isn't a boomer. Biden is a war baby. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (kDUUX) 114
we need to chain sexual violence to the radiator in the basement and rape it out of existence, perhaps burying its corpse in the crawlspace
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (lTllX) 115
We must work like never before to eradicate bad things. Work makes you free!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (T6t7i) 116
Come on man!!
We have to take domestic violence behind the gym and beat the hell out of her... I mean him.. No. I said beat the hell out of it and much beating we will much do. My word as a Biden. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (pw+jk) 117
Watching him you can't help but *feel* him straining to hold concentration on the topic at hand. Dr. Jill Biden needs to do an intervention.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Xqo6t) 118
And Lloyd.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (aSKRB) 119
Many people wonder why Hunter is such a mess. Imagine growing up with this buffoon as your father. Every day was probably like a circus of clowns slowing dying from punching each other in the dick.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (H8fSa) 120
Willowed from the last thread, I'm the guy who posted the link to the Townhall article and yes it was Guy Benson, good call Huck Follywood. Thanks for the perspective. BTW I truly am concerned about this impeachment crap and I am 100% pro Trump!
Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (HJjnM) 121
AP has a story that President Trump saying I want nothing. No quid pro quo is open to interpretation. But hearsay and feelzzz is the Gospel truth. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (mpeBU) 122
I already told the bitch twice!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs) 123
I'm still expecting slow Joe, who has the brain power of a retarded budgie, to challenge himself to a fist fight when he sees himself in a mirror.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Uu+Jp) 124
We've got to stop little girl hair sniffing....We've got to Sniff it and Sniff it and Sniff it........No really , this is a huge problem.
Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (lMn1U) 125
What do you say to domestic abuse with two black eyes? Nothing, you done said it twice.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (PFjNT) 126
1969: In order to save the village we had to destroy it
2019: In order to support civility we had to give it two black eyes. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru) 127
I get emails from the Biden campaign. Grampa thinks Trump is almost terrified at the thought of running against a paste eater.
oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V) Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (gh1GI) 129
Biden: We need to punch sexism until it stops.
Sanders: Yeah, but sexism probably secretly likes to be hit. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (wCmLp) 130
We have to suck it up for Homos
Posted by: Joe 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (rpxSz) 131
Joey Bidet to campaign staff, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (KKmEo) 132
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I'm in tears laughing at the fart sidebar link. I think Tweety is the cheese cutter. Posted by: Captain Hate Laura is completely helpless with laughter. Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (T6t7i) 133
In fairness to Biden, this really isn't very different from the way he's always talked. He's not known as the Gaffe-a-matic for nothing.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (IttZ7) 134
We're gonna give violins against women a good fiddlin'!
Posted by: Joey "Nice Mudshark Sunglasses, Baby!" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (uC+Z4) 135
I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM) 136
#ThereWasA2ndPooter
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (oVJmc) 137
If Biden does win nomination and beat Trump, and assuming he doesn't formally stroke out prior to 2024, he'll be 81 ... and his press conferences would be absolutely hilarious train wrecks.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (hdzef) 138
By the way, I'm all in for immolating domestic abusers, feet first and blow darting them with adrenaline till dead.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (H8fSa) 139
I like this Biden guy, he gets it.
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 21, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S) A+ Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (aQ25I) 140
Joey has the doll's dead eyes in his pocket.
Posted by: without malice at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (WX+x0) 141
But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching.
- Joe Biden Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (q/kmn) 142
128 He has dead eyes.
Like a doll's eyes. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (gh1GI) we have fixed that, OK Posted by: SEX TOY INDUSTRY at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz) 143
Mom, keep him away from me!
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vtcmf) 144
AND this racism stuff better stop gettin uppity!
Posted by: Joe "I Cry Tears of Blood for this Country" Biden at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (aSKRB) 145
Still doubt the lunatic theory he's only in it for CYA, to keep his son and himself out of trouble?
No one is this stupid. Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Fxgkp) 146
oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V) Seriously, why would Putin want a retardate in the White House? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp) 147
>>Come on man!!
We have to take domestic violence behind the gym and beat the hell out of her... I mean him.. No. I said beat the hell out of it and much beating we will much do. My word as a Biden. Posted by: Joe Biden - - - - ROTFL Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (bDqIh) 148
Didn't Joey Bidet one time say to a disabled fellow Democrat politician "stand up!" or something like that?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (KKmEo) Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (gh1GI) 150
Doll eyes = Barney Rubble eyes.
Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (RuIsu) 151
Damn, I love Emerald Robinson who is a Cuckhunter of Ace-level prowess: "Jay [Caruso] was the chief "get my coffee" intern for Bill Kristol at Weekly Standard. And now he's the chief "get my coffee" intern at WashEx. He's the Vindman of neo-con magazine coffee wranglers. Maybe someday he will be Chief Coffee Minister of DC!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (AzW6q) 152
15 My name is Joe Biden, I'm 77 years old, and I can lick any man in the house!
Posted by: Joe! I think it should be 'lick any swinging dick in the house'. Posted by: dirks strewn at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (/Fmtj) 153
Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (kM2y6) 154
146 oh, on Fox News there was just a clip of Bidne last night saying that Putin does want him to be president. Take your pills, grampa, that second dog isn't really there.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Impeachment at November 21, 2019 12:24 PM (YG34V) Seriously, why would Putin want a retardate in the White House? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:26 PM (Uu+Jp) ======== Anyone who will hire personnel to hamper the American energy industry. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH) 155
What bullshit. I've worked with men who have been locked up in the system of domestic violence, for "acting in self-defense."
The law is very clear. And by clear I mean, clear like mud. When your girlfriend is punching you, and throwing shit at you, and threatening to keep you from seeing your children, and you "raise your hand" to keep her from hitting you again, the law will swoop in and say "you are a batterer." Oh yes it will. Like sooooooo many other things the left does, it takes a real issue, a real problem of men who use violence against women, writes laws that make it damn near impossible for the average idiot male to know what he can and can't do, and then will force him into a Kafka-like system that will have consequences the rest of his life. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM --- Knew a guy who was arrested a bunch of times for "domestic violence" when his girlfriend would call the Cops because he wouldn't do what she wanted or give him money, etc. The rule in the Town I lived in then was if the Cops showed up, someone (always the guy) was going to get arrested and go spend the night in jail. She would never press charges and they let him go every time. He finally had enough and tried to move out but she called them one more time. He got smart and called the Sheriff the next time he was going to go and get his stuff and leave. He waited for them to show up and he went in and got his stuff and left without incident. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (JUOKG) 156
I thought I told you guys to send that congratulatory email about my debate performance out before the debate?
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (pw+jk) 157
73 Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:17 PM (hku12)
Yep. I have an acquaintance who got into an argument with his wife, and she started throwing punches. He pushed past her to leave the house and she fell on her ass. She calls the cops and when they arrive, he has a black eye and bloodied nose, she doesn't have a scratch. Guess who went to jail. Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (w4k1U) 158
Chris Wallace if a fucking idiot.
It's no wonder we have so many uniformed citizens when the media is so uninformed. Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (ZLI7S) 159
From the last thread, regarding Iran:
Fast forward, and you can trace the current Iran infatuation back to Victorian/Edwardian Brits who "went native". It's no coincidence that Commie Spy Kim Philby was the son of the notorious middle east meddler H. St. John Philby. On that very note, look into the backstory of that Strzok guy and also Buttigieg. Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Hi8cV) With respect to the recent prog infatuation with Iran, I think that's related to the fact that the Bush family (and by extension the GOP-e) had become so closely tied to the Saudis, and then the Saudi's started to warm up and align themselves with Israel. So, the natural move was for the progs to start supporting the greatest enemy of Israel and the Saudis. Add to this the fact that the Iranians have been throwing HUGE amoutnts of cash around to try and influence politicians around the world (much of it through their proxies in Qatar, who also hate the Saudis). And in the Obama Administration specifically, never forget that Valerie Jarrett, the shadow president, was actually born in Iran and always retained strong ties to the Iranian Regime. We actually had an Iranian Agent serving as the top adviser to the President for 8 long years. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J) 160
Romney on lunch mtg at WH: If I get a chance to offer some comments it'll be with regards to vaping, and the need to ban vaping flavors..I'm not going to be speaking about the impeachment at all.
The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things. Posted by: Ian S. at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (ZGrMX) 161
Are there any Dem debates scheduled for the second week of December?
Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Pqytn) 162
Woohoo! Another rejection email for a job application!
I'm not gonna swill bourbon this time, though. Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs) 163
We have to have a top to bottom solution for the gays
Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (rpxSz) 164
George Carlin chimed in BTW.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (kM2y6) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc) 166
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But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching. - Joe Biden I have a nose for that sort of thing! -- Joey choo-choo Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Joe! at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (/Fmtj) 168
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Still doubt the lunatic theory he's only in it for CYA, to keep his son and himself out of trouble? No one is this stupid. Posted by: Quilp Challenge accepted. Posted by: AOC at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (gh1GI) 170
"We need to crush cigarettes into the back of domestic abuse!" - Joe Biden
Posted by: jmt at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (I8vjj) 171
VAWA, not just funded women-only shelteres, but also millions and millions for "non-profit" legal aid--only for women.
Where they churn out ex-parte restraining orders against only men You know, those domestic violence restraining orders that makes it illegal for you to possess a gun? And now you see the true purpose .... Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (cXp0V) 172
Bidet is 4th in new Iowa Poll
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId) 173
Domestic violence is bad. The poop is in the pudding.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru) 174
>>He also forgot Kamala Harris exists, but who can blame him for that one?
She's not African-American, she's Jamaican-Indian. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (bDqIh) 175
We need to toss homophobia off a 10-story building.
Posted by: Mullah Mapplethorpe at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (PFjNT) 176
- Wheelchair
- Dim hallway - Whiff of dried urine - Blanket - Friendship bracelet - Half eaten tapioca - Story of beating spatula Some assembly required Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (CwfDw) Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (q177U) 178
I expect his brain to lock up any day now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (hLRSq) 179
I like the way Biden slices and dices concerning domestic violence.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (r+sAi) 180
Channeling his inner Cornpop!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 21, 2019 12:29 PM (vGJY7) 181
What about domestic violence against the unborn? Is it OK to rip their bodies apart and sell their organs?
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (q177U) 182
i think joe biden doesn't really want to be president.
it's why all this is coming out of his head and mouth. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (E+OcO) 183
In fairness to Biden, this really isn't very different from the way he's always talked. He's not known as the Gaffe-a-matic for nothing.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (IttZ7) What's hilarious is he was laughed off the national stage, BY the Democrat Party, in the 80s for being a buffoon, and here we are, in 2019. Now, try bringing ANYTHING from the 80s forward, any political position the Democrats held then... virtually every one of their positions is now literally worse than Hilter. But here's Biden. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (hku12) 184
>>He also forgot Kamala Harris exists, but who can blame him for that one?
She is not an African American. Never has been. Never will be. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (gh1GI) 185
He said you can't go into a 7/11 without an Indian accent. He bragged that Deleware was a slave state and he could do well in the South.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFduMuP7v- Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:30 PM (n13/j) 186
Meh, I thought this impeachment crap was over. That is how much I'm paying attention. I guess there is another "key witness." Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU) 187
Gun violence needs to be shot in the face with an assault rifle.
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (q177U) 188
damn. read it. rookie.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 21, 2019 12:11 PM Relax. You may not be young, but at least now you're hip. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Lic/8) 189
I'd almost feel sorry for what they're doing to Biden
except he's a total asshat and always has been a smug prick so lol I'm enjoying this! CRASH AND BURN, BIDENS! Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Rarvo) 190
Chris Wallace is a completely unoriginal, uncritical thinker. Any observations he has are from parroting "concerns" from others.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (Xqo6t) 191
Joey Bidet still being 'viable' for the Democrats really does prove how they are willing to forget things for the Cause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (KKmEo) Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (rpxSz) 193
You have to admit, Junk-Joe is hilarious to watch. It never gets old watching him talk to the screen instead of the audience.
Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (sI15f) Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (vGJY7) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (KKmEo) 197
I'm dying here.
And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth." At the very least, tell her to "calm down." Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (ptqGC) 198
Late term abortions should be available to all girls
especially in Arkansas very late Joe is gonna have to have a tete a tete with Nan, get some pointers for dealing with annoying baby mommas Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Rarvo) 199
I guess there is another "key witness."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU) *Another* one? How many witnesses do they need to prove they are idiots? Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (L7xi5) 200
93 Whe you really think about it. Does anyone truly vape for the flavors? AFAIK, they stuff tastes like crap. It is not like you are eating a Twinkie. Hey Mittens, they are trying to be cool or chillax. The problem is nicotine not :flavors". Maybe there are exceptions, but come on people. Who started smoking back in the day because the taste was so amazing?
Posted by: Quint Yeah, it's not like sucking dicks. Posted by: Barry at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (/Fmtj) 201
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
This is a different one than the one you thought you might have an interview for? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (WI7YS) 202
The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.
Posted by: Ian S. It's not even that. You can vape mj. What you can't vape is Vitamin E acetate. If you were to steep mj in propylene glycol or vegetable glycerin and then vape it, you'd be fine. The dipshits used the wrong delivery liquid. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (kDUUX) 203
135 I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM) I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J) 204
Eygor couldn't find a brain for Joey Bidet so the Doctor had to improvise with some Malt-o-meal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (KKmEo) 205
BREAKING: Even Hunter Biden is so mortified by his father that he's conducting a nationwide search for Corn Pop hoping a DNA test will prove paternity in his case.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (LupTM) 206
the mojitos flow strong from the Wallace
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (rpxSz) 207
Flavors have nothing to do with it.
The people who were hurt Vaping were Vaping Vitamin E Oil. Bad Juju. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (gh1GI) 208
@m_mendozaferrer
Here is #Cenk2020 in 2012 stating that what orthodox Jews and Muslims are teaching their children things that are "Looney Tunes." https://tinyurl.com/rxs4rxx (She has a whole thread of videos of him) Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (cF8AT) 209
I laughed until I cried on the punching at it, punching at it, punching at it.
How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has? Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9) 210
Roughly 14 months since Nike signed Colin Kaepernick to a new star-level endorsement deal, the signature shoe that was a centerpiece of the agreement is set to be rolled out in December, shoe industry sources tell Yahoo Sports.
.. well, this explains the sham in Atlanta Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (3aI0K) 211
nicotine is pretty ok tho and it in and of itself is not harmful
it sharpens the mind and energizes, it helps with IBS there are seriously worse things to be addicted to, if you have a safe delivery system it's around caffeine level harmful Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Rarvo) 212
I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM) I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J) Maybe DOCTOR Jill wants us to see how he's declining, so she can put him in a home. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC) 213
I'm dying here.
And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth." At the very least, tell her to "calm down." Posted by: Jane D'oh "Go make us some sammiches and cool down." Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (kDUUX) 214
Mom, who's Corn Pop?
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (vtcmf) 215
To be fair, the steel plate in his head keeps picking up static from Vega.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (v0R5T) 216
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (tjClK) 217
They're just gaffes, folks. No reason to make assumptions about his fitness for office or state of mind based on some gaffes. We all know the truth that Biden is pretty great and that this focus on slips of the tongue or misspeaks is just right-wing agitation.
Posted by: Insane People, AKA The Press at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (I2dne) 218
>>The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.
It's not the THC. It's the choice of Liquids to carry it. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (gh1GI) 219
205 BREAKING: Even Hunter Biden is so mortified by his father that he's conducting a nationwide search for Corn Pop hoping a DNA test will prove paternity in his case.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (LupTM) hahaha Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (sI15f) 220
I'm dying here.
And I'd kill for Demented Joe to screw up and tell one of the female candidates to shut her "whore mouth." At the very least, tell her to "calm down." Posted by: Jane D'oh "Go make us some sammiches and cool down." Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (kDUUX) +++++++++++++ "Don't be so hysterical." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (I2dne) 221
I don't hit women, but if I did, I'd hit Joe Biden.
Posted by: Sir Charles Barkley of the Slapahoe Tribe at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (tjClK) 222
Hey now!
He is actually right! After all, what did we do when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? That's right! We nuked China! Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (NgKpN) 223
201 Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
This is a different one than the one you thought you might have an interview for? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (WI7YS) Yes, this was completely separate. Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs) 224
Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (1TU21) 225
Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.
https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x) 226
172 Bidet is 4th in new Iowa Poll
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId) Speaking of toast. His candidacy would be that if he actually finished that low in Iowa. I'm thinking mayor Pete is pulling from Biden's base of moderate white vote. Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Xqo6t) 227
Interesting that my Trump-hating friend on Facebook is posting about Trump's tax returns instead of the Democrat debate or impeachment hearings.
Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (SJiiM) 228
Joe is part of the "Silent Generation"
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (3aI0K) 229
191 Joey Bidet still being 'viable' for the Democrats really does prove how they are willing to forget things for the Cause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (KKmEo) It also shows how Obama depleted their bench. The fact that a mayor from a small college town is running in he top 3 - and he has minimal experience reflects on Obama's "coattails." Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (zVXtJ) 230
But first, we really have to try and get our hands around this problem of inappropriate touching.
- Joe Biden I have a nose for that sort of thing! -- Joey choo-choo Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh) ----------- We gotta grab this problem by the shoulders and whisper into it's ear, "Hey...let's get outta here." - Joe Biden Posted by: reason at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (q/kmn) 231
193 You have to admit, Junk-Joe is hilarious to watch. It never gets old watching him talk to the screen instead of the audience
I think that may be deliberate pre planned acting. He is hedging his bets in case that he gets indicted for one of his many illegal activities. He can then claim senility aka the Mueller dementia-deafness syndrome. Posted by: Floridachick at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (PMtBh) 232
I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (ptqGC) 233
225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.
https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x) Do they have one for in-laws? Asking for a...well, me actually. Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (cF8AT) 234
224 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
where did the Jamaicans come from tho? Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Rarvo) 235
I lmao in the shower with Joe's punching gaffe was on the radio this morning a 6am.
Don't feel sorry for him, he's ALWAYS been th his way. Posted by: dagny at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (nRWPy) 236
I swear sometimes I think we are living in an episode of "Yes, Prime Minister". Then I remember all the unfunny evil political shit going on and my smile fades....like an eye bruise of Joe Biden's wife.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (r+sAi) 237
Think of me as your older brother, and I'll be watching out for you!
Posted by: President Joey at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (uC+Z4) 238
Re: Biden getting creamed in the general- maybe, but I doubt it. I think he would lose or win narrowly. They need to run a crazy, ala McGovern, to get their mob back in line. They're banking on a failure theater Fauxcahontas or Comrade Bernie to take a 45 state whuppin' to reusher in the Clinton 3rd way hegemony.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (87EdW) 239
>>Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.
They have harnessed the power of Jewish Mothers to protect the Homeland. The Technology works directly on the Guilt Center of the Missile's Navigation System. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (gh1GI) 240
209 I laughed until I cried on the punching at it, punching at it, punching at it.
How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has? Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9) He's a Democrat Senator from Delaware. A lifetime appointment. Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Xqo6t) 241
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (cF8AT)
I would like to see he and "FrontPage's" Danile Greenfield (who is an Orthodox Jew) have a debate. I think Greenfield would destroy him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (WI7YS) 242
I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore.
I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J) _________ "Collapsing? You mean, like, without wearing an exoskeleton suit?" -- RoboHillary 2020! Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (CYF6W) 243
Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (1TU21) ++++++++++ Depends on how far back you want to go. She is not an "African-American" because her family is from the West Indies. There are people there who are of "African descent," though, and I think her family has some of them in the family tree somewhere. This doesn't and shouldn't matter. Now that everyone is proposing "reparations" that will involve our own implementation of Nuremberg Laws, however, it may well start to matter. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (I2dne) 244
according to some guy on that twitter link (he gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.
They elected slave owner heritage, but hate me for being white, and my heritage is escaping Germany's abuse of their people, making them cannon fodder or starving peasants. Sum Ting Wong. Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (Cus5s) 245
218 >>The vaping ban thing is *the* unscientific panic of our time. Every single death and injury from vaping has been shown to be because of idiots trying to put marijuana into the things.
It's not the THC. It's the choice of Liquids to carry it. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:35 PM (gh1GI) It's the Vitamin E acetate they're using. Legit e juice manufacturers use vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol. Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs) 246
UKRAINE IS FRIEND RAAWWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (J7Jdc) 247
I think we should call the Biden baby "Lil' Corn Pop."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (ptqGC) ----- My street name is Lil' G Money Posted by: Weasel at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (RrqtM) 248
Y'all are on fi-ah this morning! So freaking funny!
Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sI15f) 249
227 Interesting that my Trump-hating friend on Facebook is posting about Trump's tax returns instead of the Democrat debate or impeachment hearings.
.. I fully expect Trumps tax returns to be much like Obama's birth certificate .. nothing Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (3aI0K) Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (vtcmf) 251
>>where did the Jamaicans come from tho?
Go to Jamaica. Call everyone you meet an African. See how that works out for you. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (gh1GI) 252
Are retroactive abortions legal?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Bd6rw) 253
Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
- Kamala is not African American Lizzie is not Native American Beto is not Hispanic Joe is not sane. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (+y/Ru) 254
Maybe DOCTOR Jill wants us to see how he's declining, so she can put him in a home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC) .......... That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (v0R5T) 255
He's aiming for SC. He's already said Iowa & NH will be tough for him. Particularly given Warren/Sanders appeal (supposedly) in NH.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (zVXtJ) 256
244 according to some guy on that twitter link (he gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town.
.. that is what Kamala's father said Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3aI0K) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KKmEo) 258
I almost feel sorry for biden...does no one around him tell him to go home?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM) I don't think Biden makes his own decisions anymore. I think he's being run as a representative of the moneyed Dem interests who are (rightfully) scared of the far left publicly taking over the party. BUT Biden is falling apart, and they don't know what to do, and they don't know how to stop him from collapsing. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J) At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else. I would think smart money is pointing to Deval. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (hku12) 259
But Trump is constantly inciting violence.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (tjClK) 260
From the sidebar - Amy K: Nancy Pelosi "beats" Donald Trump "every single day".
Uh, sure Porky. Whatever gets you through the night in your barely about 0% campaign. Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (77WPm) 261
251 >>where did the Jamaicans come from tho?
Go to Jamaica. Call everyone you meet an African. See how that works out for you. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (gh1GI) Ends with you as fertilizer for marijuana fields. Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (LxqES) 263
Hey sweetie, your feet a little big for getting close enough to the stove.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (pw+jk) 264
Replace Joey Bidet with Folder's Crystals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (KKmEo) Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 21, 2019 12:40 PM (QsyhO) Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:41 PM (LQtHg) 267
Sexism, we're leaving', you grab your coat, and you're not sayin' goodby to no one.
Posted by: Charlie's counsin at November 21, 2019 12:41 PM (dYinJ) 268
244 according to some guy on that twitter link (he
gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town. .. that is what Kamala's father said Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3aI0K) I rate this as "True." It's going to be a hoot when Kamala is forced to pay reparations. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (ptqGC) 269
>>I would like to see he and "FrontPage's" Danile Greenfield (who is an
Orthodox Jew) have a debate. I think Greenfield would destroy him. Eh, Greenfield is much smarter, but Cenk is a bully who knows how to mug for his audience. Have you seen the debate between Cenk and Dinesh D'Souza? Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh) 270
Go to Jamaica.
Call everyone you meet an African. See how that works out for you. oh I don't doubt you I just think she's claiming she's BLACK... and AA is just a euphemism for that, not really a descriptor of her historical lineage. now I honestly don't know if she is partially Black or not. it used to be easier when we didn't have to euphemize things so much! regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm? Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo) 271
I guess there is another "key witness."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU) *Another* one? How many witnesses do they need to prove they are idiots? Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 12:33 PM (L7xi5) What are these people being promised? Trump won't win? quid pro quo? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (vEIlU) 272
Uncle slow Joe is an idiot.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (0OmEj) 273
I agree with Tom Servo above, which is why I think this is a fold hand for them. Biden would have probably won 4 years ago, but he foolishly deferred to HRC. Now he's probably too far gone.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (87EdW) 274
I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.
You know African-American means black... right? WTF does any of this have to do with Africa? Nothing. Stop being silly. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (hku12) 275
You saw Biden's eyeball suddenly fill with blood. When his brain does the same thing, it's invisible. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (IC+FT) Posted by: Kamala Harris, African-American at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Lic/8) 277
225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.
https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x) I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn. Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW) 278
How much longer are these shampeach foadi fi gonna go on? Until the election?
Posted by: Maxi Water's hair coloring kit at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (vqIkG) 279
Re: Biden getting creamed in the general- maybe, but
I doubt it. I think he would lose or win narrowly. They need to run a crazy, ala McGovern, to get their mob back in line. They're banking on a failure theater Fauxcahontas or Comrade Bernie to take a 45 state whuppin' to reusher in the Clinton 3rd way hegemony. Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (87EdW) The challenge to that logic is given the polarization of the electorate a 45-state landslide simply cannot happen. Absolute upper bound for Trump is 40, absolute upper bound for any Democrat is barely over half the states. Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (77WPm) 280
Aw, go on Joe, give Kamala a hug...and a hair-sniff. You know you want to.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LxqES) 281
nicotine is pretty ok tho and it in and of itself is not harmful
it sharpens the mind and energizes, it helps with IBS there are seriously worse things to be addicted to, if you have a safe delivery system it's around caffeine level harmful Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Rarvo) I hear ya. While I would never recommend it, nicotine is mainly the addictive substance. My point was no one is vaping because of great flavors. They may use the flavors because it makes it easier, but they keep doing it and spending the money because of nicotine addiction. The whole thing is a farce. Politicians spend time to get votes. Romney thinks he can get votes on this and that is the reason he is spending time on it. So he bans flavors, now what? What a weird world we live in. Smoking is at an all time low in this country. So of course one of the reasons for smoking cessation is an epidemic itself. I say niccorette is an epidemic. We are a really strange society. We can't even take a win against smoking. of course it is dumb to start vaping if you don't smoke. Big waste of money and not good for you for sure. But come on man.. Are these people nuts? And I think they are already going after flavors. How is Mittens going to influence Trump? The whole idea is absurd. Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (n13/j) 282
At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else.
I would think smart money is pointing to Deval. ----------------------- It might end up being a relay race. Biden collapses and Patrick picks up the baton because they can't have a homo on the ticket. Then, when Patrick runs out of steam, the lightning fast anchor leg phenom Hillary! steps into the race! Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LQtHg) Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (gh1GI) 284
Joe: "Stop the Goddamn hammering!"
Moderator: Uhm, VP Biden, no one is ha... Joe: "I said stop the hammering!" Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (32YRo) 285
So earlier today Trump tweeted this, in re to Holmes hearing one side of the Sondland phone conversation with him:
@realDonaldTrump I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I've even tried, but to no avail. Try it live! So Fredo...well, does a Fredo: @BlazeTV CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably. https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT) 286
>>Go to Jamaica.
>>Call everyone you meet an African. >>See how that works out for you. Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon. Rasta Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S) 287
257 In Brown Town 2 go in and only 5 come out
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (3aI0K) 288
Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......
......six days. You've got to admire that kind of true love. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC) 289
You don't have to do this, Joe.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (HcHqw) 290
@251 garrett-we have a lot of welders in my trade from Trinidad, you really screw up referring to them as African Americans and they'll let you know it usually by saying something derogatory about American born blacks.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ie8wE) 291
Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles, made by Acme Corp.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (LxqES) 292
Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
where did the Jamaicans come from tho? Posted by: BlackOrchid African, yes. African American, no. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (MjyI6) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo) 294
>>according to some guy on that twitter link (he
gives the Kamala quote) ... Kamala's lineage in Jamaica goes back to Hamilton Brown, plantation and slave OWNER, founder of Brown's Town. .. that is what Kamala's father said Ali Alexander (https://twitter.com/ali) covered this in detail. She is culturally appropriating the black American experience, particularly those who are descendants of slaves, when she claims to be "African-American." Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (LxqES) 296
Ukrainians are the new Kurds.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Xqo6t) Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (vtcmf) 298
290 @251 garrett-we have a lot of welders in my trade from Trinidad, you really screw up referring to them as African Americans and they'll let you know it usually by saying something derogatory about American born blacks.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ie8wE) Talk to a West African immigrant sometime about American blacks. Whooboy. Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (NWiLs) 299
Flavors have nothing to do with it.
The people who were hurt Vaping were Vaping Vitamin E Oil. Bad Juju. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (gh1GI) And they were just druggies, looking to get high, so why should I give a shit? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (/sgva) 300
Stacey Abrams alluded to being the running mate to whoever wins the nomination, in a frightening piece she penned in my fish wrap.
"Georgia will be on everyone's minds." Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (ptqGC) 301
I wonder how Tulsi's skunk stripe smells.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES) 303
296 Ukrainians are the new Kurds.
what does that make Polish people lol the other Kurds? the good ones? all of this is crazy. the first time someone told me they were Ukrainian, I laughed - I literally thought it was a made up place now, thirty years later, I again think it's a made up place Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Rarvo) 304
301 I wonder how Tulsi's skunk stripe smells.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T) ***** I can't with you people anymore!! bahahahaha! Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (sI15f) 305
Jane
And after banging his dead brother's widow. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo) It's a shame he ran out of widows. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ptqGC) 306
These bus windows aren't going to lick themselves!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq) 307
And after banging his dead brother's widow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 12:45 PM (KKmEo) ......... That chick must have been hard up. Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T) 308
>>Talk to a West African immigrant sometime about American blacks. Whooboy.
Talk to real black Africans about black Americans. One of the most blistering takedowns of Obama I ever heard was from a black African cab driver. He almost made me say "Dude, dial it back.". Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S) 309
>>Go to Jamaica.
>>Call everyone you meet an African. >>See how that works out for you. Call them African Americans and see how that works out for you. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (wHJ0y) 310
"Georgia will be on everyone's minds."
Posted by: Jane D'oh --------- "..just an old sweet song" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:47 PM (LxqES) 311
Did none of the other candidates at least do a spit take?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Uu+Jp) 312
Have you seen the debate between Cenk and Dinesh D'Souza?Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh
No; Is that good? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (WI7YS) 313
285
@realDonaldTrump I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I've even tried, but to no avail. Try it live! apparently, trump has never overheard a cellphone conversation between mrs. chronda and her mother, neither of whom has an inside voice. Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (sGtp+) 314
.. I fully expect Trumps tax returns to be much like Obama's birth certificate .. nothing Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (3aI0K) That being said, Owebama's Certificate of Live Birth was a fake, so I hope the returns released by Trump are not of the same caliber. Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (9gDA7) 315
In Brown Town, home of the MarxistDome ..
"Two go in, five comes out!" Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K) 316
>>I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.
Alinsky #4 Live by identity politics, die by identity politics. This is no different that criticizing Warren for pretending to be Native American. And we're repeating claims made by people such as Ali Alexander. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh) 317
Didn't Trump give DeNiro the nickname "Punchy"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (ptqGC) 318
I can't with you people anymore!! bahahahaha!
ikr!! you guys are HILARIOUS but can you imagine if we had a real SNL, real late night comedy, like we used to? we're missing out on so much quality TV due to the politicization of talk shows and variety shows or whatever SNL thinks it is now I can only laugh at Rachel Maddow Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Rarvo) Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (32YRo) 320
>>Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.
I went on a date with his Grand Daughter! She decided that we should go to Vail at 10 pm on a Wednesday. Then changed her mind and decided we should go to the Alps. And she was amazed that I wasn't willing to go home, get my passport and leave for Europe at the drop of a hat! Cute girl, too. Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (gh1GI) 321
These bus windows aren't going to lick themselves!
Posted by: Joe Biden -------- Barack will come. Posted by: Joe Biden, BFF of my BF Barack at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (LxqES) 322
Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.
Rasta Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S) I and I be always down for ganja. Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at link in nic at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (wzVKm) 323
We must solve the problem of arson by burning it, then burning it some more, until there's nothing left but ashes!
Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (BDZWU) 324
... We are a really strange society. We can't even take a win against smoking. ... Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (n13/j) ++++++++++++++ Because it's about control. Go back to the early 90s when the smoking bans were ramping up and the argument was largely about secondhand smoke. Many people parroted the line, "it isn't about the nicotine, it's about the smoke. You can be unhealthy if you want, but you have no right to make me unhealthy, too." Much of the science was specious, but that was the main play. It wasn't the truth. The truth was that they hated smoking and wanted it banned. Vaping is a real problem. There are no deleterious effects on anyone but the user, and any deleterious effects on the user are minor if they exist at all unless you get stupid with it (and this is true of virtually everything "benign" in life). Vaping allows people to go against their prescribed good behavior in a way that disrupted their justification for controlling the public and people's behavior. It's a problem for them because it has put paid to the arguments they used 30 years ago to get their way. As a result, they are now in a panic. It's about social control and elimination of behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and they hate it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne) 325
>>And they were just druggies, looking to get high, so why should I give a shit?
Why you taking shots at Straw? Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (gh1GI) 326
regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo) --- Really? How so? Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (RU4sa) 327
So, Deval/Butterjug?
Deval/Warren? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES) Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen. Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm) 328
322 Unless they are followers of Emperor Haile Selassie, mon.
Rasta Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S) I and I be always down for ganja. Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at link in nic at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (wzVKm) Make ev'ryting irie, mon! Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (NWiLs) 329
The democrats are constantly Fighting the battles that ended 50 years ago.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (4ZhMv) 330
They go Nothing.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (4ZhMv) 331
@298 Insomniac-I had an African African on a crew at a power plant in Hayward Ca. I had to physically separate him from getting in a brawl with another black guy. The American born black was trying to educate the African brother to be down with the struggle.....that didn't go well.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ie8wE) 332
Biden is just a gaffe machine.
"You can't walk into a 7 Eleven without hearing an Indian accent." Barack Obama: clean, articulate, etc. A Cinderella story! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC) 333
At this point I think he's a placeholder. They don't want any of the loonie lefties to break away, and at some point they'll swoop in and replace Joe with somebody else.
I would think smart money is pointing to Deval. ----------------------- It might end up being a relay race. Biden collapses and Patrick picks up the baton because they can't have a homo on the ticket. Then, when Patrick runs out of steam, the lightning fast anchor leg phenom Hillary! steps into the race! Posted by: Some chick in Arkansas at November 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LQtHg) Hahaha! Except Hillory would lose her shoe on the way to the finish line. No, I think Deval might be the Great White Hope they're looking for. So to speak. Either that, or my go-to favorite dark horse: Oprah. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (hku12) 334
>>She decided that we should go to Vail at 10 pm on a Wednesday.
Then changed her mind and decided we should go to the Alps. And she was amazed that I wasn't willing to go home, get my passport and leave for Europe at the drop of a hat! Ha. I dated a girl in college like that for a while.. She wanted me to go to Paris with her one Spring break like it was going downtown for a beer. All her friends were going! I had to explain that I needed to work during the break to pay college bills. She was not impressed. Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (ZLI7S) 335
>>No; Is that good?
The way I remember is, Cenk just constantly interrupted and belittled him, called him a felon, etc.. That how it is with these debates when the Lefty is a showman like Cenk (or Bill Maher, John Stewart, etc.). They are not trying to convince anyone with logic or arguments, they play to their own crowd with insults and jokes. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (qAR6u) 337
331 @298 Insomniac-I had an African African on a crew at a power plant in Hayward Ca. I had to physically separate him from getting in a brawl with another black guy. The American born black was trying to educate the African brother to be down with the struggle.....that didn't go well.
Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ie8wE) Oh. Shit. I can only imagine... Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs) 338
303
all of this is crazy. the first time someone told me they were Ukrainian, I laughed - I literally thought it was a made up place it doesn't help that "u kraina" literally means "at the border". saw a twitter war erupt once because a russian used "na ukraine" (on the ukraine) instead of "v ukraine" (in ukraine). Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (sGtp+) 339
I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.
She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother. No African American in there. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (wHJ0y) 340
I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7) 341
http://bit.ly/2s65LnE
******** Prince Andrew met Ghislaine Maxwell two weeks after prosecutors announced plan to reopen Epstein prosecution Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (BqBId) 342
327
So, Deval/Butterjug? Deval/Warren? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:46 PM (LxqES) Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen. Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm) I doubt Deval Patrick can pull it off. Name recognition - outside of the Northeast has to be close to nonexistent. Only having 2 people show up for his rally yesterday is telling. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (N39Ws) 343
SURPRISE: Michelle Obama
The former first lady became a first-time Grammy nominee thanks to her audiobook for Becoming and resulting nod in the Best Spoken Word Album category, Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (3aI0K) 344
You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo. Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (v0R5T) 345
It's about social control and elimination of behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and they hate it
Joe there has to be more than just this. There's something specific about the use of nicotine that TPTB do NOT like. At all. Weight loss? Mental acuity? Help for anxiety/panic disorders? there's something to this. they don't care a whit about people smoking blunts, even on the streets of philly, openly, it's fine with Leftists. But a little tiny puff off a nicotine vape - ZOMG NO!!!! they want you high, fat and stupid. and PANICKED not calm, thin and smart Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Rarvo) 346
>>I had to explain that I needed to work during the break to pay college bills. She was not impressed.
This! "I have to go to work tomorrow. We're taking the AC units off of the building in Newark." 'Just call in sick!' Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (gh1GI) 347
I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7) He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have. Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm) 348
I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.
She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother. No African American in there. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (wHJ0y) HOW DARE YOU try to blow her narrative up by stating facts and clearing any doubt that she's African American. I mean, the LEFT can culturally appropriate anytime they want. Joy Behar wasn't in black face, she was representing a beautiful African princess. Get with the PROGRAM here, people...... Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (9gDA7) 349
SNUB: Bruce Springsteen
"The Boss" was missing entirely from the 2020 Grammys nominee pool even though he dropped his chart-topping 19th studio album, Western Stars, and soundtrack album, Springsteen on Broadway. Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (3aI0K) Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (gh1GI) 351
like al sharpton, stacy can't even pay her taxes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (KP5rU) 352
https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x) I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn. Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW) I looked at this earlier today - their analysis is based on the video, not any info. But an alternate explanation is that the Syrian operators of those systems either turned their guidance systems off very quickly, or never turned them on at all, for fear of counterfire coming back at their signal. Syrian operators have been known to do that before. Their plan is "hey lets shoot these missiles with the radar off so we look good, and then we'll just blame it all on crappy missiles." The Russians got pissed a couple years ago when the Syrians were saying their systems were no good because of this. bottom line - the Syrians are crappy soldiers who are more interested in going through the motions and getting a paycheck than in doing anything that could actually get themselves hurt. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J) 353
She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.
No African American in there. Posted by: rickb223 ---- Oh, there was African-American in there all right. Multiple times. Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (Y4EXg) 354
Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen.
Gets the black and the gay and assumes the women will fall in line. Agree Warren will never be #2 (well, she is #2, but you know what I mean) - not even for Biden, the Democrats are not going to put up 170 Years Of Experience as their ticket. Kamala is the byproduct of a pair of wealthy grad students at (spin the university wheel...) Stanford. Jamaican and a high-caste Indian. Her father's involvement was basically limited to poking a hole and dropping in the seed. Mom eventually took her to Canada. Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (8erNz) 355
Work is giving us Thanksgiving food today. After a few months of doing mostly low-carb eating, I can really feel my blood sugar spiking.
Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (BDZWU) 356
now I can only laugh at Rachel Maddow
Posted by: BlackOrchid ------ Maddow has become a caricature of the bizzaro-left media. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (LxqES) 357
@realDonaldTrump 18 seconds ago
Iran has become so unstable that the regime has shut down their entire Internet System so that the Great Iranian people cannot talk about the tremendous violence taking place within the country.... They want ZERO transparency, thinking the world will not find out the death and tragedy that the Iranian Regime is causing! Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (cF8AT) 358
regardless, she's very different from a Black American, I think anyone can see that. But then so was Obama, hmm?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo) --- Really? How so? Posted by: SMH None of her ancestors were ever American slaves. She never grew up under Jim Crow. Her grandfather was a Jamaican slaver. Her mom is dot indian. She lived in Canada during her formative years. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (wHJ0y) 359
I thought I'd just throw some ideas against the wall to see what would stick
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (qAR6u) 360
Husband knew a biker married to an Indian (feather, not dot). She got made at him and came after him with a knife. He knew he would go to jail if he did anything so he just put up his arms and took it. When the cops showed up, he showed them the defensive wounds. The cops went after her, but she'd taken off in the woods. She didn't come back.
(retelling this because unfortunately, it's the only way for a guy to avoid jail.) Posted by: notsothoreau at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (JKNZq) 361
Surprise Anal!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (Z1ykJ) 362
Better put some ice on that...
Posted by: Slick Willie at November 21, 2019 12:55 PM (UGKMd) 363
I'm not sure Kamela was doing Willie on a quid pro quo basis.
I think it was because he was...ahem... good at it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Y274z) 364
Papa Joe could use some anti-bodies to combat the paste build up.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (lRD9v) 365
there's something to this. they don't care a whit about people smoking blunts, even on the streets of philly, openly, it's fine with Leftists. But a little tiny puff off a nicotine vape - ZOMG NO!!!!
they want you high, fat and stupid. and PANICKED not calm, thin and smart Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Rarvo) +++++++++++ It may be simpler than this, but I don't know. The statist weasels that do this kind of crap are mostly Boomers and younger, descended from the counter-cultural activist groups who got into academia and government, Smoking was mainstream and therefore evil and should be eliminated. Pot was counter-cultural and therefore cool and should be enabled. That pot seems to make you unmotivated *while high* (I don't see it my pot-using friends once the buzz wears off) is probably just a bonus. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (I2dne) 366
We as a society have to forcibly abduct rape from
a parking lot, bend it to our will, and bury it in a shallow grave. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (otLn5) 367
288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days.
You've got to admire that kind of true love. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC) And now Hunter has a new baby to offer his new wife!!!! Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (qEujL) 368
I doubt Deval Patrick can pull it off. Name
recognition - outside of the Northeast has to be close to nonexistent. Only having 2 people show up for his rally yesterday is telling. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (N39Ws) He absolutely needs visibility - and right now that only comes on the Donk side by being crazier/stupider than the rest of the field. That's a problem for him. He's basically Obama Jr. (and shorter) - he doesn't do "big" things well, even if by "big" I mean "crazy" and/or "stupid". Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (77WPm) 369
My administration will knock down domestic violence!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (qAR6u) 370
He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm) except - he had to cancel a recent "campaign rally" since no one showed up. His only constituency is Bain Capital, which is scared of Bernie and Liz. but nobody outside of Massachusetts and a few news geeks like us has ever even heard of him. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J) 371
Oh, there was African-American in there all right. Multiple times.
Yes, we know quite well how Kamala has been foisted upon the nation's body politic. She and Willie seem to be somewhat at arm's distance these days. Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (8erNz) 372
>>The cops went after her, but she'd taken off in the woods. She didn't come back.
Hmm. Juicy Fruit. Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (ZLI7S) 373
She's Indian and Jamaican. Her ancestors were slave OWNERS, hardly your typical African-American definition.
Posted by: John Phillips at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (yiGFc) Posted by: Joe "pawpaw" Bidet at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (rpxSz) 376
You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo. Posted by: wth Srsly? I CAN go lower. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (wHJ0y) 377
She and Willie seem to be somewhat at arm's distance these days.
======= Old fucker can't get it up no more.... Posted by: Kameltoe at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (vg8iE) 378
I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7) Ga.Tech grad...so he's smart. Maybe his golf game will come back. Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5) Posted by: Augustine at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (BDZWU) Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (Y274z) 381
I think it's cute some of y'all are arguing that Kammama Harris isn't African-American.
--------------------------- Alinsky #4 Live by identity politics, die by identity politics. This is no different that criticizing Warren for pretending to be Native American. And we're repeating claims made by people such as Ali Alexander. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh) Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (hku12) 382
They are not trying to convince anyone with logic or arguments, they play to their own crowd with insults and jokes.Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 12:51 PM (bDqIh)
I did see a clip the other day of the English Atheist guy who died from Cancer. He takes down Bill Maher and his clapping seals quite well Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 12:58 PM (fp3O8) 384
I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.
Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9gDA7) +++++++++++ David Duchovny >> David Duval Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (I2dne) 385
373 She's Indian and Jamaican. Her ancestors were slave OWNERS, hardly your typical African-American definition.
Posted by: John Phillips at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (yiGFc) --- My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners. Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa) 386
A Biden administration will slap the ever loving shit out of domestic violence. Backhand her real hard if she ever gets out of line. Then kick her in her pregnant belly for good measure if she tries to call her mom to complain.
My word as a Biden. I'm serious about this. No, I'm serious. Posted by: Biden at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (LQtHg) 387
Did the idiot Dems consider that if Don was asking to look into corruption and to look into Biden's corruption, that might not look all that god for Biden? Why would he even bother to look into it if there wasn't something there? Joe is from Delaware, lost of corporations have their HQs there, guy is a criminal. LOL Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (ikxxu) 388
I still think this is easier to overcome than policy positions like Elizabeth Warren, but it really is getting to the point where Biden is dangerously senile and non-political voters will notice.
Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (sjTfF) Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (gmo/4) 390
Somewhere a trailer park is missing its Biden.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (hLRSq) 391
and that injun in the woods was lizzy warren.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (KP5rU) 392
My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners.
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa) ++++++++++++ When reparations come, you will have to take $20 out of one pocket and put into the other pocket. Then remit $5 to the government to pay for the overhead. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (I2dne) 393
She isn't. She's Jamaican slaver per her father. Dot Indian from her mother.
No African American in there. ______________ Hey, I was in there lots of times, and I'm definitely African-American! Posted by: Willie Brown at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (k4dH2) 394
So when are the #woke going to go after wife beater T-shirts?
Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (Y274z) 395
288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days.
You've got to admire that kind of true love. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC) Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vN4+Q) 396
Biden will get the nom. He's the predetermined loser.
Posted by: freaked - Proferred pronoun is at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (Tnijr) 397
First day in office, I'm going to wrap my hands around domestic violence and choke the life out of it. Hand of Biden, that's true.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (otLn5) Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (fp3O8) 399
Joe: "I'm packing heat to fight Global Warming."
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 01:01 PM (J/oIZ) 400
Maybe the Sud African gal told him she was pregnant?
Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (Y274z) 401
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288 Hunter married the South African woman after knowing her for......six days. You've got to admire that kind of true love. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC) Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vN4+Q) Or she has some other redeeming qualities (talents). Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (N39Ws) 402
>>Coupe Deval and ButtPlug is my "betting man" ticket right now. No way
the fake Indian is #2 on the ticket unless #1 is Gropey and that's not going to happen. I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them. The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh) 403
Anyone last night congratulate Joe on his new Grandchild?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD) 404
bottom line - the Syrians are crappy soldiers who
are more interested in going through the motions and getting a paycheck than in doing anything that could actually get themselves hurt. Posted by: Tom Servo Can't say I blame them. Would you want to die for Assad? Interestingly, the article notes that the Israelis don't expect the stealth coating on the F-35s they bought to be effective for more than 5-10 years before it's defeated by countermeasures. That's why they've been working on tech to make missiles go astray. Crafty, crafty Joos they are. Posted by: pep at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (T6t7i) 405
He would. But he's just about the strongest candidate the Donks have right now. Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm) except - he had to cancel a recent "campaign rally" since no one showed up. His only constituency is Bain Capital, which is scared of Bernie and Liz. but nobody outside of Massachusetts and a few news geeks like us has ever even heard of him. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J) If they put him on Slojo's ticket, there's your instant name recognition. So when Joe has his little "accident" on the campaign trail, sometime in August, Deval gets to act all Presidential for a while, as the corpse of Joe hangs on. Then when gosh darnit, Joe just can't continue, well Deval gets the nomination instead! They don't even have to take Joe's name off the ballot. Have him die sometime in late September/early October, after it's too late. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (hku12) 406
CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably.
https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT) Thanks Tami!.....still laughing. Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5) 407
Joe Biden is advocating the Sonny Corleone method for reducing domestic violence
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (qAR6u) 408
I'm calling a nood
Posted by: JOE 2021 at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (rpxSz) 409
403 Anyone last night congratulate Joe on his new Grandchild?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD) --- Poor kid. Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (RU4sa) 410
I did see a clip the other day of the English Atheist guy who died from Cancer. He takes down Bill Maher and his clapping seals quite well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ---- Christopher Hitchens Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (Y4EXg) 411
**I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party.
Then, the DNC is game. They can't help shooting their nose off to spite their face. Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 01:03 PM (sI15f) 412
Okay.. So now the schifty Schiff is gonna impeach on the basis of an eavesdrop of one side of a phone conversation?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (6XlcD) 413
Elect Joe Biden
Bitch Slapping Domestic Violence In 2020!!! Posted by: JROD at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (Ie8wE) 414
Joe: "I'm gonna gut the shit out of Domestic Global Violent Warming using a set of ice picks and a 16" chainsaw."
Moderate: "umm...okay." Joe: "STOP THE GODDAMN HAMMERING!" Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (32YRo) 415
I personally think David Duval would make a horrible president.
Well I am not so sure, I mean he made a damn good Grand Wizard Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (cEsBM) 416
I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party. Posted by: Lizzy When your guy is polling at 5%, and some new guy comes in at 40%, rats will leave a sinking ship. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (wHJ0y) 417
Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM Governor Urkel? Hell, we've already forgotten him. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ejd/p) Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ZLI7S) 419
Nunes just introed Schiff after comparing this to the inquisition (he's right). He then said turn the volume down, send the kids out of the room because it's story hour with Adam Schiff. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (U7cQ/) 420
I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
The DNC essentially did this to Bernie and his supporters in 2016 with the rigged primary, and they sued (then the lead lawyer dropped dead in his bathroom and it kinda sorta went away). I think doing this twice in a row, rubbing the Democrat voters' noses in how little say they have in selecting the nominee, again wasting a ton of effort and donations, would wreck the party. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh) Unless you look at Democrat voters like battered wives. In which case, yeah, you smack 'em twice as hard the second time. They'll get the message. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (hku12) 421
I can't remember the exact specifics, but in the olympics once a black guy winning a medal from Mozembique or something was referred to as an African American.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (r+sAi) 422
392 My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners.
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa) People...people who own people Are the luckiest people in the world! Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (NWiLs) 423
It's about social control and elimination of
behaviors they don't like through a combination of social engineering and state power. Vaping counters them in a totally unexpected way and they hate it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne) for sure you are right. I can give you another example. In the European Union, Swedish Snus and American style dipping tobacco like Copenhagen are banned. They are not restricted, they are banned by EU law. Never mind the fact that Swedes have an exemption and the lowest rates on tobacco related disease in the EU by a large margin. Never mind the fact that the US government, the FDA, for the first time EVER has decided to allow Swedish Snus products to proclaim they are less dangerous than smoking. Again, this has never happened in our modern history. The government always said all tobacco products are equally dangerous. Even though they knew there were lying. https://www.medpagetoday.com/primarycare/smoking/82864 so here you have a product that every serious science testing has shown to be reduced risk, but in the EU it is not just denied, it is banned outright. And keep telling me that government is looking out for people. again my disclaimer. All tobacco products are a bad idea, not healthy, and a waste of money imo. But government should not be lying to us and picking winners and losers with legal products. and here is a link to show the EU ban. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-court-swedish-match-idUSKCN1NR1AF Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (n13/j) 424
They'll put Biden up so their rabid bench can get their froth on in the next four years.
This has been a trial run for communism. The fact they haven't been chased off the public stage should give us pause. Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (Y274z) 425
Christopher Hitchens, who was a very smart, articulate guy, takes down Maher's morons while giving them the finger. I don't like all the middle finger waving but that and what he said got the point across:
https://tinyurl.com/tsy97cw Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (wHJ0y) Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2019 01:05 PM (fp3O8) Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM (U7cQ/) 429
CNN's Chris Cuomo tries to strengthen impeachment case against Trump, fails miserably. https://tinyurl.com/qt7d9hh Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT) LOL!!! That deserves a thread. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM (ptqGC) 430
I am not a Democrat, so I may just be missing how they think, but . . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
Posted by: Lizzy ________________ I think they just want to win and know their field is terrible. I was desperately hoping someone better would ride in and save 2012 for us, there were candidates out there that could have beaten Obama. Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (sjTfF) 431
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 01:06 PM
Fredo and Tato. The two gifts that keep on giving. Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (U7cQ/) 432
You'd think we would have run out of Biden jokes by now.
But noooo. Posted by: wth Srsly? I CAN go lower. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (wHJ0y) .......... Every time he opens his mouth we get a ton of new material. Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T) 433
>>Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn.
I don't know, it's not my heritage being appropriated.Whatever. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh) 434
So is Biden taking credit for all the suspension of civil rights for men on campuses? (innocent until proven guilty, right to face accuser, ...)?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (LWu6U) 435
I can't remember the exact specifics, but in the olympics once a black guy winning a medal from Mozembique or something was referred to as an African American.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk By an idiot who assumed all blacks are African American. Talk about racism. Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (wHJ0y) 436
#422 at least with employees they go home after eight hours.
Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (Y274z) 437
225
Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around. _______ We have something here that's similar called the Democrat House Leadership and Squad. Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (dMJEF) 438
277 225 Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from. The link includes a video that does appear to show missiles turning around.
https://tinyurl.com/v5fwzvz Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sWM8x) I wouldn't have assumed the hamas missiles were sophisticated enough to have a guidance system, or the ability to turn. Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 12:42 PM (O+iVW) I believe these are russian missiles from Syria that the F35 can jam so they self destruct into the ground. Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (JFO2v) 439
Yep, a 2-term Massachusetts Governor is just about the best they have.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 12:54 PM Governor Urkel? Hell, we've already forgotten him. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 01:04 PM (ejd/p) That's what we're hoping. Posted by: Bain Your Capitol at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (hku12) 440
Ok, now nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 01:08 PM (IttZ7) 441
>>>How did Biden remain in politics as long as he has?
Posted by: Drider at November 21, 2019 12:34 PM (R/UH9) Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (q177U) 442
if Deval got an Obama endorsement, he would be at the top of the pack. Supposedly they are tight.
He's probably stronger against Trump than the other options, but that's not saying much. Still, I'd rather it not be him. If you get blacks to the polls, you usually win. Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 01:09 PM (sjTfF) 443
>>Christopher Hitchens, who was a very smart, articulate guy, takes down
Maher's morons while giving them the finger. I don't like all the middle finger waving but that and what he said got the point across: https://tinyurl.com/tsy97cw - - - Fen, check out Hitchens vs. George Galloway from 2014. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (bDqIh) 444
In all fairness to Romney, it's hard to talk about impeachment when your mouth is full of Trump's dick.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (COzlW) 445
. . . I would think that having some late-breaking candidate swoop in and be made the candidate after those core 10 or so candidates have been out there for months campaigning, and their supporters have been out there promoting them, sending them checks, and so on, would be upsetting to them.
Posted by: Lizzy The dems must know that their past successes have almost always benefited from limited exposure (meaning limited ability for public to know what they are.) This was much discussed back when Carter won -- they always go with the nobody. Repubs used to always keep the runner up and run him again since they didnt have the same problem. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (LWu6U) 446
Right. Which means outside of places like AoSHQ, nobody gives a damn.
-------------------- I don't know, it's not my heritage being appropriated.Whatever. Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh) The point being, I don't think the left HAS to play by their own rules, because their voters don't really give a damn about all the things they breathlessly say they care about. What they care about is that YOU have to be stopped. You, as a white male cisnorm... YOU are the enemy. What's that you say, you aren't male? Not white? Not hetero? NONE OF THAT MATTERS! You are the substitute for the parent they can't defeat. Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 01:11 PM (hku12) 447
234 224 Far be it for me to back slow joe up here, but isn't Harris in fact not African decent?
where did the Jamaicans come from tho? Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Rarvo) I swear I read she was Indian, (not feather) Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2019 01:12 PM (ySZHT) 448
neither Kamala or Barrie are african american
Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k) 449
Ga.Tech grad...so he's smart. Maybe his golf game will come back.
Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2019 12:57 PM (X/Pw5) He got smoked by Tiger in that ABC prime time special and never, ever recovered. His golf game is done. He'll commentate for the rest of his life. Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:17 PM (9gDA7) 450
I wonder if the queen is going to leave Andrew millions in her will.
He'd better hope so, because once Chucky is in charge, Andy won't be getting an annual income from the queen's properties anymore. Chucky has always been jealous of Andy, and once he's in charge of the purse strings, Andy will surely be cut off. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (k4dH2) 451
neither Kamala or Barrie are african american
Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k) Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American. Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom. Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9gDA7) 452
We need to grab misogyny by the pussy!!!
Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at November 21, 2019 01:21 PM (wtvvX) 453
451 neither Kamala or Barrie are african american
Posted by: Avi at November 21, 2019 01:13 PM (kSq2k) Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American. Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom. Posted by: Sponge at November 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9gDA7) ========= But, there is a difference in the traditional African American experience that someone like Clarence Thomas actually lived. By the definitions of the left, Clarence Thomas is actually more black than Obama, and it's not because both of his parents are black. It was because Thomas actually lived under Jim Crow and Obama lived wealthy in Hawaii with his grandparents. Of course, wrong politics and all. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (q80AH) 454
I think I might be right BUT David Holmes Likes Dick
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 01:22 PM (BqBId) 455
Does violence against women include knocking up a young woman to whom you are not married and then being forced to undergo a DNA test to establish that child is indeed yours, Pop-Pop? Could you be so kind as to provide us with 24 hours advance notice when the public horsewhipping of your progeny Hunter will occur for this very offense? kthnxbi Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 01:24 PM (pNxlR) 456
Cory had a wild eyed glare on his face when Joe said that. But then Cory always has a wild eyed glare on his face.
Posted by: CrustyB at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (ToSAM) Posted by: Ray Rice at November 21, 2019 01:33 PM (8GVbA) 458
We need to grab hold of sexism and slap it in its whore mouth. And this is why we stay here, year after year, despite the slightly funky odor of feet and cheese. Posted by: imp at November 21, 2019 01:34 PM (8GVbA) 459
Barrie is actually 1/2 African, 1/2 American.
Communist African dad and lilly white white white communist mom. Kenyan Marxist and Kansan Airhead, as I usually put it. But, there is a difference in the traditional African American experience that someone like Clarence Thomas actually lived. Exactly. Obama (and Harris) grew up upper-middle-class and in largely race-neutral cultures, they were not 'black' until it was politically convenient. Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 01:46 PM (8erNz) 460
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Cory had a wild eyed glare on his face when Joe said that. But then Cory always has a wild eyed glare on his face. Posted by: CrustyB at November 21, 2019 01:32 PM (ToSAM) He really does look and sound like a raving lunatic. But, sure, run for POTUS, dude. Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2019 01:48 PM (14URa) 461
225 "Woah: Insty links to a story at JewishPress.com that claims the IDF has a new technology that "confuses" inbound missiles and makes them turn around and go back to where they came from."
This must be the successor to the famed "Iron Dome" antimissile system, tentatively named "Golden Rule". Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (PXD5t) 462
Listen up Weasel face stop promoting violence like that while planning to disarm those same woman like most all you liberal democrats want to do
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 21, 2019 04:34 PM (wGqjj) 463
Carol Mosley Braun?
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