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Democrats' Mass Debate

I'm only interested in hearing if Joe Biden had another incident of Perfectly Routine and Healthy Eye Bleeding -- it's just like crying for joy with your heart!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:53 PM




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1 Mom, is that creepy dude grandpa?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:53 PM (EgshT)

2
*peeks in*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

3 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (B+t5k)

4 anybody home ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (B+t5k)

5 We're debating Vindmann's mass, now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

6 Warren: Give me your money! This is a stick up!

Sanders: No! Give me all means of production, Comrade!


Biden: Gooney-Goo-Goo! Poughkepsie!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (lnWzE)

7 Our surprise strategy is working!


Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

8 Hold onto your wallets folks, we have plans for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)

9 I don't watch these things. There's no point. They just need to pick their retard so Trump can get out the mallet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

10 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)

11 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

12
Dem debate: Saturday night at Chuck E. Cheese.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (7rVsF)

13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)


Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)

14 Orale.....storytime...

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (yKRsJ)

15 I have this feeling that somehow Devin Nunes is getting a bit tired of all the hijinx from Pencil Neck.


Just a hunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

16 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

17 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)


You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

18 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

19
Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)

20 13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)

Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


When Nunes gets interviewed on a FOX show from his home, he goes into his big garage and there are two nice looking tractors in the background.

It's kinda cool.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

21 Time for some bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (DBGf/)

22
You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)

23 I'm totally liking this Nunes guy.

No homo

Posted by: Miklos, expecting a dairy farmer to milk it for all it's worth at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)


No, I meant a REAL farmer.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (NiXyF)

25 Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)

26
I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)


The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)

27 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

About damn time.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (ECrgQ)

28 That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)


The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

29 (I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (0x00j)

30 They lost me at MSNBC and Washington Post.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (n13/j)

31 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
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I believe the technical term is "a mug's game."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

32 I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)

34 ooh all chick questioners!

Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

35 11
Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?


Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

When daddy comes back from Folsomski Prison, dear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (lnWzE)

36 All the moderators have twats.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)

37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

38 See what they did, no men. So brave, so avant garde.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (n13/j)

39 Are these the not ready for prime time players (i.e 'scrubs'?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (2B9A/)

40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)

41 For our next witness...Command Sergeant Major Schultz!

Posted by: Schiffless at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

42 alls i got is slivovica...plum

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yKRsJ)

43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

44 25
Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)


I thought it meant Sniffer of Little Girl's Hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (lnWzE)

45 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)

46 40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)


We have a surprise for Joe.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

47 Where can I see this live?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

48 This debate will be wasted if no one congratulates Sleepy Joe on his new grandchild.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (0x00j)

49 37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

Hard yes.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gwQ4h)

50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

51 28
That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)



The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

Until then here's a Ranger Rick pin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (lnWzE)

52 Liz Warren says read the Mueller report to convince Republicans to vote for impeachment.


uhhhh....okay

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (ZfRYq)

53 MSNBC (spit) and Washington Post (spit) sites are both carrying free feeds.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

54 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (EgshT)

55 43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.
Posted by: Splunge



Early stage Ring of Power hobbit. Pre-Gollum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (WTo7J)

56 Because you're not gonna BE President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (DXT9A)

57 You ARE the Grandaddy !

Posted by: Maury Povich at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (am9TE)

58 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
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Twat's that? I cunt hear you.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gYKMg)

59 Congrats to Biden on the new grandbaby

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (G546f)

60 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)


Nah, she's making prairie crab dip tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

61 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)
-----------
No. And by "no", I mean "yes".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (3Z6pZ)

62 Where can I see this live?


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

MSNBC. You can tap in while I tap out. It is amusing in some ways but not this one, I can't do it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (n13/j)

63 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

Didn't he give that vapid, airhead Kennedy clan chick the ambassadorship to Japan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (2B9A/)

64


Maddow acting all manly and serious.

Not sure how long I can make it...Kloblucher sounds like such a terrible awful person...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (lg/F7)

65 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ZfRYq)

66 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby

Ha!

Posted by: Unsustainable Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

68 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)


You're sure about Rocky Madcow?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (DXT9A)

69 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint



No

Posted by: zombie Dan Rooney at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (WTo7J)

70 ooh all chick questioners!



Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)


I thought that Maddow guy was one of the moderators

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ekmlY)

71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

72 33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)


You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

73 Bernie trying not to do an Eric Swallowell Rolling Thunder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (DXT9A)

74


According to Klobber, Dems are basically all Jesus.

KUMBAYA

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (lg/F7)

75 Bernie has that "First bowel movement of the night! Let's do this!" expression.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

76 Is Warren using her shrill voice as always?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (88xKn)

77 Liz is the palest of the pale faces.

Posted by: Shitting Bull at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (gYKMg)

78 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

Isn't that one of the Signs of the Apocalypse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (2B9A/)

79 I hate them all. Some less than others.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

80 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)


well, I did like the style of that 1984 Mondale, if truth be known.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

81
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


It would be funny if it went all Tacoma Narrows Bridge on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (7rVsF)

82

How many heart attacks has Bernie had?

Off limits to ask?

LOL, yeah.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (lg/F7)

83 I don't know how much of this I can take.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

84 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

85 67
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Klobuchar is plasmonic!!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (T6t7i)

86 Hey, be nice to Amy Klobuchar. She'll get mad if you don't and smack around some of her interns.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (WTo7J)

87 That Madcow fellow just mentioned today's blockbuster news from the hearings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

88 Will anyone fart?

Posted by: Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (gYKMg)

89 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)




and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

90 Working families in this country? Which would not include Famiglia Sanders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

91 What's this Love Pumpin' or Pumpin Love song in the sidebar? It's fucking embarassing!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (gwQ4h)

92 Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.

Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (DXT9A)

93 Jimmy Carter is the nexus of evil.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (0x00j)

94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Crack is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

96 I'm horrible with foreign languages

however, if you want a good laugh

attend an antique auction in Germany

I couldn't stop laughing

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (rpxSz)

97 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.


He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

99 Fight like hell to hold onto what they've got?

The Democrats just need to pry harder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (DXT9A)

100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.

Posted by: His Excellency Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

101 94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky


she'll "brush" it off

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (rpxSz)

102 I'll bet my crazy sister is in the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

103 So Hunter is banging his dead brother's widow and knocks up a completely different woman during the 'relationship.'

Then I see the headline 'Hunter Biden cheated on his dead brother's widow.'

While technically true, seems kind of ... forest for the trees kind of situation.

I am searching for the proper term for that. When, among a multitude of sins, you pick out one of the more minor ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

104 Biden blows off question about investigations

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ZfRYq)

105 Weirdos, all of them. They display weird affects. That's what I pick up on.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (gYKMg)

106 And we're running out of burito coverings.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (am9TE)

107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


"There I was, knee-deep in grenade pins and Rambo comes up to me, and he says "Chief, man, I think we're toast! We're poached like eggs! We're done!" I said, "Now listen here, sailing airdale, we ain't breakfast for these mooks yet. I got a few tricks." Right then I threw a flare in the air and smiled. The reflected beams off of these pearly chompers blinded the Tyrolean Light Infantry and I yelled "Now! get them while they're dazed!"

"It was a heck of a fight but we pulled through, got the Golden Flute of Kublai Khan from the Temple of Set and Commodore Hornblower picked us up in his zeppelin, saving us from the mad horsemen of Uratu. All true, on my word as a Biden."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (lnWzE)

108 Andrea Mitchell is shocked and outraged that Republicans want to investigate Joe and Hunter. Bite me, you withered crone.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (T6t7i)

109 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"

That's unalloyed gold there, QuietMan!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (VOSoK)

110 Did Biden just say, "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

112 He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)


Yep. Otherwise he'd have had to take a second or two to frame his answer. When you start answering a complex question instantly, you make it obvious you were ready for the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DXT9A)

113 These idiots clearly did not hear Sondland drop the bomb.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DBGf/)

114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)

115 Oh good, it's "speaks through her nose".

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (T6t7i)

116 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ZfRYq)

117 Could some obliging 'ette please tell me what is wrong with Kamala Harris' attire? I can tell it's really off, but I don't know why.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

118 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"


Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (WTo7J)

119 111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)


I thought that that was Eric Swallowell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DXT9A)

120 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)


To be fair, the ears help to hold up the high cheekbones!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

121 Bring justice back to America!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DBGf/)

122 The next morning your 401k is gone.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)







and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

Some folks keep strange company...that's all I am gonna say...

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

123 going after Trump? They can't all run against him. One of them needs to jab at another.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lFuF3)

124

Kamala talking about criminals and stuff.

She is such a dumbass.

How many black people run cities and are also corrupt criminals?

Trump is a criminal?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lg/F7)

125 107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


To be fair, Lt Col. Biden did save Hillary from that Bosnian sniper fire.


I know, I saw it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

126 http://bit.ly/2qvzsxO
*******
THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
[QUID PRO QUO - internal alarm [how to frame/defend]]
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/52561
Read carefully.
[Note: Podesta emails non_public [internal]]
Fact: Ukraine is the single largest CF donor
Coincidence?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BqBId)

127 98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

Like...knob polished, would you say?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (RYP5Z)

128 Liz sounds like she's been swimming laps and can't catch her breath.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lFuF3)

129 Kloby combing over her notes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (rpxSz)

130
Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's so she can hear buffalo when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (aKsyK)

131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

132 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)
------------------------------------
Are you saying Grandpa Joe is a bottom?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (gYKMg)

133 "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"
I assume he said the Donbass, just to show us how worldly he is.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (T6t7i)

134 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

135 I never thought I'd say this, but I actually quoted Swalwell today. Burrito day.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (VOSoK)

136 You didn't build that

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (nzKWW)

137 "We want to bring America together. Preferably in a labor camp."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DXT9A)

138

Warren is nuts.

Wow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lg/F7)

139 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

140 You are the wind beneath my cheeks.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

141 What is this 2 cents bs. is this woman for real? Hell I will pitch in 2 cents.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (n13/j)

142 Democrats' Mass Debate



Are there pre-moistened wipes within easy reach?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

143 Protected by police? Portland business owners beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DXT9A)

144 100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.
========
The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

145 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

146 Biden's claim is that Trump was killing innocent Ukrainians because he was so afraid of facing him in an election.

Ooookay...

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZfRYq)

147 Are they all dressed up as Lt. Colonel Sanders?

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (RuIsu)

148 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

149 Do your ears hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

150 Let's talk about taxing the poor more.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

151 You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

I'd never give them the clicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (5phSm)

152 No Corey, we don't need to bring in a lot more revenue. We need to cut your out of control spending.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (T6t7i)

153 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN
Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)

-
Feel the enthusiasm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)

154


Lunkhead Cory Booker begins every sentence he says with "Well, first of all..."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lg/F7)

155 Booker wants to tax more.

I love that the masks are off.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ZfRYq)

156 Bring in more revenue.

OK.

A just taxation system? Tax welfare benefits. Preferably at 100%. If you're able-bodied, get off your ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DXT9A)

157 138

Warren is nuts.



She is just being herself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (88xKn)

158 Hey Kamala! In California we can shoplift up to $950 without prosecution! Let's bring this to every state in the this great Union.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lFuF3)

159 What part of "Thou shalt not steal" don't you understand?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DBGf/)

160


Booker has worse eyeballs than Marty Feldman.

Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (lg/F7)

161 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)


Yes! time to make your move, Pete!

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

162 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in ( some DRs exempted, but not all)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (85Gof)

163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

164 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)
********
HAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (BqBId)

165 Caroline Kennedy= Ambassador to Japan

And Barry actually appointed a female producer from The Bold and The Beautiful soap opera as an ambassador somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

166 2 cents adds up to $850B?

I am pretty sure there is no math in the Democrat debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

167 Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.
Heh. Eyeball discipline.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (T6t7i)

168 Notice how Kamala's accent changed?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (PkVlr)

169 HDTV is not kind to the elderly and homely.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DBGf/)

170 So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (wo3c/)

171

We can put a hundred and fifty thousand hundred thousand million into HBCUS!!!!

WE CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT IT

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

173 Keep pumping, blowing. That's what I always told my son, Hunter. He's a chip off the old rectal blockage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (H5knJ)

174

Sen. Booker, look over here.

Oh, you were.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

175 Cory is being Fiercely Entrepreneurial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DXT9A)

176 139
Our ears get larger as we age.





Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)


And furrier!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lnWzE)

177 162
Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in
===
Phrasing!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

178 WARREN......Largely black and brown women......


SON: it's not nice she's calling them fat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (PkVlr)

179 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)


Is she in the fire water again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ekmlY)

180 Freeloading billionaires? Where's Steyer? Bloomberg?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (DXT9A)

181 I miss Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

182 Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
------------
And feet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

183
Bring in more revenue.

OK.


Grow the economy. Because you're not going to get much more than 20% of GNP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (7rVsF)

184

Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)

185 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

186 Once again, Buttplug obviously has been fed the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

187 Did Buttigieg not even shave for the debate?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

188
100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint



Heh.



Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and
imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone
could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on
a map.

========

The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in
the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to
Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

189


Here is the Gay Pete doll unifying and doing stuff

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (lg/F7)

190 My husband cracks up thinking about twee Buttgiggy debating Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

191 Got it, Pete, it wasn't Obama's fault. It was the people's.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (T6t7i)

192 I was told there would be no magic mugs tonight.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (EgshT)

193 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN

Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse
College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event
told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned
that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not
pictured)




Puppet Show

and


Deval Patrick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ekmlY)

194 Love Nunes. Hope Pelosi/Schiff keeps this farce going. #NTOW

Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (hq75W)

195 Free Truvada!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

196 Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.

This is bad.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ZfRYq)

197 Ooh. She has nice skin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DBGf/)

198 20 minutes in.

And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

199 163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.



Obama did to the Democrat party field of presidential candidates, the same as he did to the used car industry with Cash for Clunkers.

destroyed it for many, many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)

200
You are the wind beneath my cheeks.


Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)



ahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ekmlY)

201

"Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age! "

Mayor Pundtjugg is going to catch air with those big ass satellite dishes on his head when he hits 50.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

202 Iiz, seriously, Calm down.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

204 Tulsi and Yang have not had one second of time yet.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

205
Someone should ask Mayor Pete questions in Norwegian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

206

Democrats will drug us all so much better!!!

THANK YOU JESUS


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

207 Free shit!!!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (nzKWW)

208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

209 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

210 Tens of Millions! You Fucks!

Posted by: Squanto Warren at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (wo3c/)

211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)

212 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

We can all wipe our tears with the extra $5,000, on average, that their family income has risen since Trump was elected

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (imSgd)

213 Way to come across as unhinged Liz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DXT9A)

214 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM


So if you were to pick up Ace's Fixa drill, in order to reverse it, you're gay?

Seems harsh.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm)

216 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

Did she oil up her tits?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (RYP5Z)

217 Is the Russian agent at the debate?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)

218 196
Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.



This is bad.

Posted by: blaster


Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (T6t7i)

219 This entire thread is f*cking awesome.

Go Horde!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (377Zs)

220 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)


FEC Rule: Cannot give air time to Russian agents!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

221


"Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen. "

WHen you see him talk about Christians is when that idiot turns really nasty...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

222 203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep



Maybe if Harris and that Hawaiian chick get naked and make out, they'll get some attention.

Ok, I'm not really watching this so I have no idea if that Hawaiian chick is even there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (WTo7J)

223 208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

give him a break

his son just had a crack baby

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (rpxSz)

224
Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.


Posted by: pep


Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

225 Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)


I hope the Russians love their children too.

Posted by: Sting at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (hq75W)

226 Is the Russian agent at the debate?
Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)
---------
Better question: Is the sniper?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

227 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 P



** looking up "impeach" at UrbanDictionary... **

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (786Ro)

228 211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)


Or vice versa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (DXT9A)

229 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)


That's not important right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

230 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A)

231 Warren, Sanders, and Harris have no chance in the South. They are so cranked up and unlikable, not even Southern Dems will go with them.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (n13/j)

232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

233 3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (am9TE)

234 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM

That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)

235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

They will get to them later. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

236 Ask Buttgiggy and Tulsi about late term abortion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

dunno

too many holes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (rpxSz)

238 Tulsi!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (DBGf/)

239 I think Biden's eye is going to explode again.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ZfRYq)

240 If Mayor Pete's on the ticket, Dems can kiss African-American turnout goodbye.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (786Ro)

241 El Hordo es en fuego!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

242 235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

I'm taking they as the American voters

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (rpxSz)

243 Also, they are freezing out Biden.



One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

A little from Tab A, a little from Column XVI.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (lnWzE)

244 Bernie wants to combat his 80 year old health issue with your dollars, Yo!

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (wo3c/)

245 Tulsi is batshit crazy too, but looks sane by comparison with other lunatics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (DXT9A)

246 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

...SMOD will arrive.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

247 That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)


You can rob a bank and not be labeled a bank robber forever...

but suck one little ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

248 Hillary hears voices too ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

249 237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)



"Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (sy5kK)

250 Puppet Show and Deval

Seems the puppet show is on tonight.

Warren and Butt Plug are the chosen puppets.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

251 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

252 Ewww Gabbard what word salad was that??

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (lFuF3)

253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

254 232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.


She's appearing in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade this year as a balloon.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (88xKn)

255 Did any of them say EDKH yet?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (786Ro)

256 OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DBGf/)

257 Tulsi gets one question, sounds like a nutter.

Back in the box.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ZfRYq)

258
The Democrats idea of Christianity is the Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church, lickspittle toadies for the State.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (7rVsF)

259 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

Tulsi is a moron. She's worse than the rat. She might on occasion make a halfway sensible observation and then still take the fucking doctrinaire leftist position.

I only like her because I'm attracted to obviously crazy chicks and I'd fuck the shit out of her given half a chance. One boner, one vote.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)

260 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)

261 Oops. Kamala vs. Tulsi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

262 Harris is a joke. She has no chance, she is angry and bitter. So is the left, but this woman has no chance. I hope she gets the nod. I mean that.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (n13/j)

263 233
3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg

2000 quatloos!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (LOq4H)

264 Uh oh. Cat fight!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

265 Oh, sure. Good one, Kamala.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (T6t7i)

266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections. I snicker like a adolescent boy every time I see it in print (cause he does butt stuff). Completely immature, I know. But there it is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (imSgd)

267 Ooh Harris Tulsi girl fight though!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (ZfRYq)

268 Tulsi is only like half a bubble off versus full-tilt but she looks good at 50 yards and has nice tits so that's a major accomplishment for a woman democrat.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (bttOm)

269 Those of you watching this trainwreck and providing commentary so the rest of us don't have to are the true "public servants."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (RIvx9)

270 She's blaming Trump for the wars???
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

Did she blame him for Ford Edsel yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (85Gof)

271 Harris? ha ha ha ha ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (t3YBx)

272 230
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A


*waves hand*


Could you define Leftist in such a way that it does not include me at all?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (lnWzE)

273 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A) ['/i]

Trump has always been in favor of war with EastAsia WestAsia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

274 Hello Boomers

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (Fxgkp)

275 So, Harris attacks Tulsi?

Huh?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

276 Anyone call Biden gramps, yet?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (1CjJc)

277 >>>Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?<<<


Camel Toe has a nice ring, no?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (wo3c/)

278 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)


Tulsi is a nitwit. She only looks competent by comparison with the other shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DXT9A)

279 Oh now this is good.

Neither Tulsi or Harris will survive beyond this debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ZfRYq)

280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

281 OK Boomer.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

282 256
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS



Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)

283 CALL ME MAJOR Gabbard!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

284 253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

agree 1K%

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

285 Tulsi is not getting her point across (at least to me).

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (lFuF3)

286 One boner, one vote.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)


'Murica!

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

287 Kamala Harris for the Xanax

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

288 Last call in the bar.

You want: Tulsi
You'd settle for: Kamala
You get: Pocahontas.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dOV9E)

289
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)

290
Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)


They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)

291 Short version: Orangemanbad, everyone gets everything for free

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (4P/2y)

292 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Vote Deplorable Jay Guevara 2019

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ob5xJ)

293 "215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm) "



Certainly sums up how I feel about all of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (JwHjN)

294 "No, I won't put party first. I put country first". Whether you like her or not, this is exactly the right thing for a Dem to say. The rest of them are too stupid to see it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (T6t7i)

295
So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?
Posted by: Fritz


You can fart if you want to
You can blow it out your behind
But if your friends don't start
To let out a fart
Then they're no friends of mine

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

296 Steyer is whiter than a Biden-Warren baby!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

297 232


I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)


She's busy protesting the lack of take-out boxes at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (lnWzE)

298 I must say, seeing two whamen Dem candidates attack each other with thinly veiled contempt is entertaining.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (Xqo6t)

299 Omg. Steyer. Ugh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

300 Tulsi is a dumb name.

Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)

301 Blacks won't vote for a fag.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (PkVlr)

302 Hello tidepod.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (EgshT)

303 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

304 Rel newspeople would ask if Steyer's criticism of the government means the 5 Senators and VP on the stage.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ZfRYq)

305 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)
---------
It's a typo.

Posted by: Tulsa OK at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (3Z6pZ)

306 I don't care if Tulsi uses her service. She is very different that all the others on that stage. If they did a hand raise for law degrees, there would be a few I would guess. And if she disrupts the Dems, so be it.

The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

307 280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

Republican presidents are all possessed by the same spirit who forces them to do unimaginable evil like... defend the nation, cut taxes...

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (RYP5Z)

308 Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)

309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

310 Tulsi in polynesian means "one who doesn't wash her face'

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (rpxSz)

311 Term limits are for fags. And losers.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (wo3c/)

312 I would pay big money right now for the curtain to suddenly be flung open, and a very drunken Hillary stagger on stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

313 Shit Harris will beat that!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (nzKWW)

314 They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)


And then, even with incontrovertible evidence, re-elected him!
Name recognition is a real "thing"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

315 300 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)


spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)

317 Off Midwest city sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

318 The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.


Posted by: Quint


Yup. They aren't hiding it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (T6t7i)

319 It's not that I don't like liberals, but I'd unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ob5xJ)

320 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM


It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

321 Quid pro quo Amy.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

322 Uh oh. Now One Hung Low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DXT9A)

323 309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

IKR
a guy that couldn't get elected to dog catcher wants term limits

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (rpxSz)

324
Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)


Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)

325 Yang!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

326 And Tank Abrams gets a mention. Thanks, Carpetbagger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

327 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

--------

One term, for life

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (4P/2y)

328 Jane,

*snort*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (PkVlr)

329 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

I think Swallowsall has got that gig nailed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (/sgva)

330 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (lnWzE)

331 Barak and Obama are not hard to figure out. We know how to pronounce Hussein.

Only one has a name that starts with Butt and kisses guys. I don't think that's a winning combination.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (JKNZq)

332 1995? Who was President then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DXT9A)

333 Klobuchar.

Actually polling behind Tulsi.

And Yang.

And Bloomberg.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (ZfRYq)

334 316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)


Worse, for a fair number, the reason is something that white progressives really don't want to hear: that it's one thing to be gay, but why do you have to flaunt it like that?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

335 Nood, ya slackers.

ONT


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384373

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (VcFUs)

336 Tulsi is not as oiled-up tonight.

Bummer.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (377Zs)

337 "Because I'm a faggot. Where've you been?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DXT9A)

338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

339 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The Bern bots are the 3.5% who are unemployed

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (+5iMQ)

340 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We don't, they do.

Honest work is Praise.

Posted by: Calvinist Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

341 National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Hold on tight once you pass the Continental Divide.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (T6t7i)

342 I've had enough. I have online shop to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

343 Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)


Best part is that sawdust bread is low cal AND gluten free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

344 Of course Buttplug is the least wealthy. That Truvada is not cheap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DXT9A)

345 Buttigieg's not strong. His onyl appeal is 'vote for {identity group here}'.

Talk about qualifications and he's the unaccomplished mayor of a small Indiana town.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

346 Why do even presidential candidates have to say "literally" when the word is not needed? I am literally tired of this.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

347 It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


Comma-La

Comma-La

Comma-La kneepad girl,

You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (lnWzE)

348 spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*
Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

iSlut...coming Spring 2020.

Posted by: Apple at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (RYP5Z)

349 67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


That will happen when you use a Mika Brziznski (sp???) amount of max hold hairspray and do not have a professional national network hair stylist who knows how to install hair vibration dampers.

Posted by: ??? at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (AMIL/)

350 I am really tired of Tulsi

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (LpkCz)

351 she is literally, i mean, strike that. She is shaking.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)

352 338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)


I haven't heard a single show tune out of him so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

353 I'm going over to the ONT.

btw Joe Biden is a crook.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DBGf/)

354 Hannity breaking:

Sen. Graham demands Biden documents from State Dept.

(Graham is on now)

I don't know if this is what Trump was teasing earlier or not.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

355 I gotta streak... going and it is not like you think.

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (LpkCz)

356 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

357 Graham demands State dept. give him the Biden Documents

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (BqBId)

358 "Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Dawg, bumper sticker version: "Major Fag 2020"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (VOSoK)

359 Joe Biden just said he unified the country repeatedly. If Trump said that, he would be hounded for weeks.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (n13/j)

360 Uh oh. I'm reaching that moment where these people all seem hateful and I can't understand why I am watching them.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (dOV9E)

361


So Byuiitudgdg is only a homo out of career advancement?

I can see it.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (lg/F7)

362 He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

Mayor Buttigieg, why don't you speak like Big Gay Al?

Posted by: Concerned Voter at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (RYP5Z)

363 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)
*******
Anxiety

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (BqBId)

364 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

Relevant music:


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qdRMHN2phkA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (/sgva)

365 Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.

Hannity asked, "Is that a lock."

Graham: "That's a lock."

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (cF8AT)

366 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

367 Cory Booker is a fiercely sexy heterosexual manly man of alpha stature.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (wo3c/)

368 Speaking of quid pro quo, if Kameltoe wants my full throated endorsement...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (VOSoK)

369
"Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.
"



So now it's threeweeks, we're going backwards.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (4thlk)

370 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

371 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, Greece would help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (/sgva)

372 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)



Joey Biden: Just like that song. I'm turning Lebanese. I think I'm turning Lebanese. I really think so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (ekmlY)

373 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
*******
he didn't comb his hair with a Balloon

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (BqBId)

374 These idiots think those of us that don't support them now are going drop all our opposition once the Democrat nominee wins. They are insane.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

375 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)



Ah yes, the eternal question, from my misspent youth playing the Diplomacy board game:

"If Russia assaulted Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?"

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (NiXyF)

376 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage. Night, all.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (T6t7i)

377 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)

378 Joe had a senior moment and thankfully he didn't break a hip.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (wo3c/)

379 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

SUBTITLE: Chris Matthews says nobody in this Democratic stage is going to beat Trump

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

380 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.

Selling that condo in San Fran, then?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

381 Why Kamala's outfit looks wrong:
A very dark blouse with pale summer suit is unbalanced.
Also she forgot her broom accessory

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (PHxng)

382 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.



Sorry. That was me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

383
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS


Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)







When I was in the hospital for a few days back in Sep, my hawt daytime ICU nurse had that odd artificial ash blonde color. Damned enticing, it was.

Luckily, I was too out of it to.... ahem.... embarrass myself when she gave me a sponge bath.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (eXA4G)

384 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (n13/j)

385 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)


Oh, not complete control.

That's what the Declaration of Independence and the Second Amendment are for.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (NiXyF)

386 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

387 I don't trust you failed lawyer. You are all failed lawyers and nothing more.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

388 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

she is being banned.

California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)

389 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)

390 If the answer is Tom Steyer, what was the question?

Dude should shut up and go spend his money on the world's best hot tub or something.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

391
Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)






Did he pull his eyes apart with his fingers and start going "chong chong ching chong"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (eXA4G)

392 It's a hard competition, but I think Liz Warren wins "most unpleasant person on the stage" for tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

393 You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)


Supporting sustainable aquaculture as they flow down to the sea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

394 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (wo3c/)

395
California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)






If they cared what the rest of the country thought, they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST THAT GOOD.

In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

396 You all watching this deserve a Medal. Or a trip to the asylum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (85Gof)

397 303, CA could use some canals to improve sanitation. It's an idea whose time has come. Time to party like it's 1999. BC.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (VOSoK)

398 Speaking of Booty, this apparently unironic headline from Drudge is golden:

"Buttigieg's rise positions him as top target..."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (iw59Q)

399 172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

Are you kidding? My tits almost ready my ankles now!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (6K3U5)

400 Tell me something bad about Tulsi.

Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (uEbPt)

401 If they cared what the rest of the country thought,
they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST
THAT GOOD.



In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a
one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)
the public schools have been garbage for decades, and i mean like five decades. They might have some decent colleges, but their public education sucks. There is a reason there are so many transients.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (n13/j)

402 Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM

YES!! Oh, wait...

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (COzlW)

403 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (VOSoK)

404 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM

He's got turquoise eyes to die for!

Posted by: Idiot Wine Moms of America at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (COzlW)

405 these people are crazy. i was going to say literally crazy but I came out against that word's overuse.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (n13/j)

406 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

407 Climate change is number one?

For the American people, it's about number 28.

Posted by: Miklos, checking the official propaganda at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

408 His pet African barking spider.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (VOSoK)

409 Hey Kentucky, How you like that Dem gov vote now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (n13/j)

410 Hey LA, how you like that Dem vote for gov now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

411 THey just said you are out of business, they want to ruin you.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

412 Steyer is for term limits. Interesting. Posted by: pep

His limit is zero.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (Ndje9)

413 Who farted?

Posted by: Slow Joe at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (ufJfM)

414 I presume the Mr Sondland presumed that President Trump was simply doing the same things President Obama and Vice President Biden did when they strong armed foreign governments to investigate political rivals and cover up corruption.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (heM+W)

415
So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)







Emanations... into a penumbra of olfactory bliss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

416 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."

That's why they pay him the big bucks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (COzlW)

417
He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."








But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (eXA4G)

418 These seventy year old Democrat chew toys are boring me to fucking incontinence.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (wo3c/)

419 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM

I had it on for a few minutes but my eyes started to hurt and I got dizzy from the "busy" set and all the flapdoodle whizzing around.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (COzlW)

420 But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM

Pssst...try the high school yearbook.

Posted by: Dems everywhere who have it on good authority at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (COzlW)

421 *thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"Pocket copies of the Constitution for Democrats"

vs

"Fondue sets for Namibia"

Please give generously.

Posted by: Miklos, from SNL season 1 at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

422 95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Hear other people's wampum far away.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (PXD5t)

423 266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections.

Prediwha? BEN, HELP US OUT HERE BUDDY!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PXD5t)

424 Joe Biden: We must handcuff domestic abuse to the radiator and then abuse it emotionally.

Posted by: jmt at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (VBj5W)

425 Lizzy Warden took an ax
Gave Joe Biden 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
Gave Corey Booker 41

Posted by: Portlandon at November 21, 2019 02:24 AM (Bvzc2)

426 319 It's not that I don't like liberals, but I'd unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ob5xJ)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at November 21, 2019 03:20 AM (7juvc)

427 Gooooood Morning Morons!

Any highlights from last night's Commiepalooza? Other than ImpeachOrangeManBad?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (IttZ7)

428 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (Dh1wo)

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