Senator Kennedy of Louisiana: Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

.@SenJohnKennedy:

"Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein - name three things that don’t hang themselves. That’s what the American people think...and they deserve some answers."pic.twitter.com/UTjaxNaohK
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) November 19, 2019

Meanwhile, the FBI is investigating Epstein's ~~suicide~~ death as a possible "criminal enterprise."

Bureau of Prisons Director Kathleen Hawk Sawyer revealed during testimony to the U.S. Senate on Tuesday that the FBI is investigating whether a "criminal enterprise" played a role in the death of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham, a Republican from South Carolina, asked Sawyer: "With a case this high profile, there has got to be either a major malfunction of the system or criminal enterprise at foot to allow this to happen. So are you looking at both, is the FBI looking at both?"
Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Jeffrey Epstein

As guilty of sex trafficking as he is innocent of suicide.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:44 PM

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1 Did nobody notice thsi?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:42 PM (WU8si)

2 *this

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:42 PM (WU8si)

3 Glad to see more members of congress acknowledging this.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:43 PM (WU8si)

4 I already know the FBI will come to the conclusion that Epstein killed himself.

They'll probably destroy any evidence saying otherwise.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:44 PM (WU8si)

5 Oh, the FBI is on it???
I'm sure they'll get right down to business --- of covering up whomever is responsible.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

6 The obvious is being taken up by the federal government?

What in the Wide World of Sports are we coming to?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 19, 2019 01:45 PM (hLRSq)

7 "Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein - name three things that don't hang themselves. That's what the American people think...and they deserve some answers."

Dayum. Boomer must have been scholled by his grandkids. That's been a meme on Facebook for #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (ob5xJ)

8 Well I guess thoughts and prayers to the families of the 2 recently indicted guards, for their unexpected suicide next week.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (CT57M)

9 Epstein didn't hang himself, but CFA played crucified, & then surrendered to those that were persecuting them.

Posted by: Percy Kilbride at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (Fxgkp)

10 It's funny that people pay more attention to Chik-Fil-A than this. But the thing is, people know Epstein was murdered. They know the FBI is corrupt and venal, and will rule this a suicide.

But they can decide where their money goes, and they can punish companies that forget where they came from.

Given the popularity of EDKH, I think this is a very bad sign for our rulers.

Posted by: trev006 at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (FoV3c)

11 Senator Kennedy is probably the GOP Senator who's disappointed me the least.

Hope he gets some competition for that title.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (WU8si)

12 4 I already know the FBI will come to the conclusion that Epstein killed himself.

They'll probably destroy any evidence saying otherwise.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:44 PM (WU8si)
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Sort of like the Las Vegas shooting?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (qC1Sy)

13 An Inconvenient Suicide

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (0/eGj)

14 THINK OF IT AS EVOLUTION IN ACTION

now rephrased as

EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (Ejm1K)

15 Top. Men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (5ff1+)

16 >>Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Remind me again, what did the FBI do with Anthony Weiner's laptop, that allegedly had illicit sex stuff on it as well as Huma's Hillary archive?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

17 I take from this that Senator Kennedy is the only person in Washington, apart from Trump, who Epstein didn't have dirt on.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

18 Epstein may've not committed suicide, but Chik-fil-a sure did.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:48 PM (WU8si)

19 I'm not sweating it.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 19, 2019 01:48 PM (0/eGj)

20 I am astonished at someone from Lousy-ana speaking out about this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2019 01:48 PM (Ejm1K)

21 Jerry Epstein?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

22 Who's the dude behind him?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (f8ilN)

23 The last I read somewhere (don't know if it's true) apparently the two prison guards they arrested aren't ratting out who [paid them to] disconnect the security cameras.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (YVDiH)

24 Oh the FBI is investigating it? Thank God.

Posted by: James Comey's Underwear at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (j3npP)

25 I already know the FBI will come to the conclusion that Epstein killed himself.

They'll probably destroy any evidence saying otherwise.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:44 PM (WU8si)
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Sort of like the Las Vegas shooting?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (qC1Sy)

And their brief "investigation" of James Hodgkinson.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (WU8si)

26 >>Given the popularity of EDKH, I think this is a very bad sign for our rulers.

Yup.
Brought to you by the same guys as:-- It's OK to be white-- Islam is right about women

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

27 Raindrops on roses

and whiskers on kittens

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

28 22 Who's the dude behind him?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (f8ilN)

Kind of looks like a guy who should be wearing a Klingon get up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ycWCI)

29 The guy in the back had a poker face until the Senator said the American people deserve to know the truth. Boy did his eyes get huge and he looked over to his left.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (IB6Ub)

30 I used to think the FBI investigated crimes. Weird, I know.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

31 Vindman is a pimp. He could never have outfought Santino.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (TGWxN)

32

Someone needs to be sequestered and interrogated

Ghislaine Maxwell

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (vEIlU)

33 Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Remind me again, what did the FBI do with Anthony Weiner's laptop, that allegedly had illicit sex stuff on it as well as Huma's Hillary archive?

Posted by: Lizzy

Hill has a bigger body count than these two guards, so.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ob5xJ)

34 One of the reasons why they prematurely declared this a suicide was because those responsible didn't want to tangle with the folks likely responsible, who may or may not have connections to intelligence agencies, but who are definitely invested in getting rid of the dirt that Epstein had.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (Eg9+v)

35 4 I already know the FBI will come to the conclusion that Epstein killed himself.

They'll probably destroy any evidence saying otherwise.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:44 PM (WU8si)

Unpossible! This is no longer Obama's FBI/DOJ

Posted by: Sleepy Reasonable Prosecutor at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (U7k5w)

36 I trust the FBI like I trust LT. COLONEL Vindman's word as an officer and a gentleman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

37 Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Having lived around Boston and knowing at least the high points of the long sorry history of the FBI there, the words "involved" and "criminal enterprise" have a somewhat different meaning to me than what I think he intended.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (kUmUV)

38 16
>>Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Remind
me again, what did the FBI do with Anthony Weiner's laptop, that
allegedly had illicit sex stuff on it as well as Huma's Hillary archive?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

By now, we should understand that anything emanating out of Manhattan or SDNY is merely an attempt at controlling the blowback to the people in control, be they clintons' cronies, Epstein's pals, etc.
Such was the case for the weiner laptop. Such was the case for epstein. Such is the case for the two guards. Change my mind.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (1CjJc)

39 Ace, thanks for dragging Matt Lewis in the sidebar. He a pathetic grifter POS just begging for attention from CNN. Even in 2012, his shtick was to go on CNN and bash Romney and praise Obama.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

40 We can not allow the people to know the "Truth" .... THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH! It will shake their faith in the government. We can not allow that, so that is why we lie...for their own good. And for the Republic for which it stands ... Amen.
The F.B.I.

Posted by: Paladin at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (KX5Wh)

41 Everyone knows he was killed, either directly or by here you go, you know what to do.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (GbPPJ)

42

Keep in mind: Old Man Cathay is mort. I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (CqQJR)

43 The FBI will be feverishly looking into who photo-shopped the underaged girls with Prince Randy Andy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

44 Enterprise!
Going where no man has been hung before.

(*hic, shart, cackling*)

Posted by: FBOP at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (RLKE7)

45 31
Vindman is a pimp. He could never have outfought Santino.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (TGWxN)

Vindman did not kill himself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (1CjJc)

46 The same FBI that "investigated" Hillary's email protocol? Or a different one?

Posted by: Justin at November 19, 2019 01:52 PM (4ghPf)

47 Having lived around Boston and knowing at least the high points of the long sorry history of the FBI there, the words "involved" and "criminal enterprise" have a somewhat different meaning to me than what I think he intended.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

More like the FBI is involved in a criminal enterprise?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ob5xJ)

48

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Boy, Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (TGWxN)

49 The FBI's involved? Now we'll never know the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jUYzd)

50 I will say I'm pissed at Barr's incompetence on this and making sure Epstein was being properly watched.

Before the guy went into prison, EVERYONE was making jokes how wold be killed, and he was.

There should have been a task force on this guy preventing this. People get killed in prison over cigarettes, Epstein had the potential to bring down governments and monarchies.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (sjTfF)

51 I'm sensing Epstein was an albatross.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (yRAFu)

52 FBI will just figure out it was Epstein's fuel tank, it just exploded. Nevermind that fuel tanks don't just explode, and when the CIA says Epstein was climbing an additional 1700 feet after the explosion, well, just believe them. They know. Why would the government lie.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (o636N)

53 FBI: No one intended to get caught faking Epstein's suicide. No reasonable prosecutor would prosecute.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

54 More like the FBI is involved in a criminal enterprise?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ob5xJ)

We have a winner, give the man a cigar.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (kUmUV)

55 We can not allow the people to know the "Truth" .... THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH!

YES. WE. CAN. Play the Messiah!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (ob5xJ)

56 Epstein almost certainly killed himself ... but it's a fun troll of DNC/MSM complex.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (hdzef)

57 Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (TGWxN)

Now get Weezer and Weird Al to do it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (ycWCI)

58 Well, now that I know the FBI is on the case, I am reassured. Very reassured.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (iys0/)

59 >>There should have been a task force on this guy preventing this. People
get killed in prison over cigarettes, Epstein had the potential to
bring down governments and monarchies.

Exactly.

Everyone predicted this, even if jokingly.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

60 "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

________

Something something fox hen house.

Somewhere a crime mob boss cackles, drinks, and sharts ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (EqwcA)

61 Our only hope is that it was the CIA involved in this criminal enterprise and we get the FBI to do the dirty work and maybe win a turf war.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (Eg9+v)

62 You have to know that pretty much all of Washington, Holloweird, and the rich and powerful every desperately wanted this story to go away.

But it was kept alive by... memes.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (77WPm)

63 Breaking:

FBI agents have produced the 302 form for when the interrogated Epstein's corpse. According to those notes, when they asked Epstein's corpse if he killed himself, he answered "yes"

So there you have it. He definitely did kill himself.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (KUaJL)

64 53 FBI: No one intended to get caught faking Epstein's suicide. No reasonable prosecutor would prosecute.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

Reasonable prosecutors want generations of graft, and some are just Jubilation T Cornpone recusers

Posted by: Sleepy Reasonable Prosecutor at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (U7k5w)

65 Let's get ABC on this!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

66 Now why would Chick-fil-A suicide itself?

There's got to be a villain in the corporate corner office.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RLKE7)

67 The FBI itself is a criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 19, 2019 01:56 PM (prSvo)

68 "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

For pointers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2019 01:56 PM (xfb67)

69 21 Jerry Epstein?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, I heard that too. But I don't care, that guy cracks me up every time he speaks.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 01:56 PM (cF8AT)

70 "Jerry Epstein"

The plot thickens.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (xPl2J)

71 Not to worry, if the FBI is found responsible, they'll transfer the guy who did it and a judge will rule that the FBI cannot investigate itself. Case closed.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (Eg9+v)

72 I'm so relieved the FBI is on this. They'll have all the information they need six weeks ago.

Posted by: Professor Shade at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (JQlio)

73 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH<<<<

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

74 Mr. FBI Director, is your organization BRAPAPAPAPAPAPP investigating the claims that Epstein Btlbtlbtstshshshhs did not hang himself?

Posted by: Rep. Eric Shartswell at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (JNTt1)

75 Oh, the FBI is on it? Great news. The cover up shall continue and accelerate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

76 So who will end up mugged and murdered in Ft. Marcy Park?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (Dp5C+)

77 BurtTC just had to bring up TWA 800. I'd forgotten about that fucking lie.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (sWM8x)

78 Are the guards also being put on suicide watch?

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (G546f)

79 "8 Well I guess thoughts and prayers to the families of the 2 recently indicted guards, for their unexpected suicide next week."

There was a murmur about intentions to plea and that suddenly fell by the wayside. Saved by a meme, maybe?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (iw59Q)

80 So, they spirited Jeffrey Epstein away and killed a hobo named Jerry Epstein and buried him in his place?

This is getting good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (1XNk8)

81 If Capt. Bill worked in the WH

you think he would admit to being a Never Trumper

and when a conservative is asked if they are a bigot

does the left take "no" at face value

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (rpxSz)

82 The Democrat party is guilty of everything we think they are, and more...

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (eAZVt)

83

Hey, that pizzagate stuff was all just a buncha nonsense! There was no indication that high-powered people like John Podesta were all into kids.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (ikxxu)

84 4 I already know the FBI will come to the conclusion that Epstein killed himself.

They'll probably destroy any evidence saying otherwise.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:44 PM (WU8si)

Eh. I think he killed himself too. I find pushing the meme funny though.

Of course thinking he killed himself then does present a new question. Was he given the opportunity to kill himself or were the guards just pencilling whipping dumbasses?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (SjIcT)

85 Jeff Epstein has been a meme on the internet for years, though. The idea that you could just fake his suicide and he would disappear?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (Eg9+v)

86 77 BurtTC just had to bring up TWA 800. I'd forgotten about that fucking lie.

Las. Vegas. Shooter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (1XNk8)

87 Exactly.

Everyone predicted this, even if jokingly.
Posted by: Lizzy

_____________

Literally it was a meme, even I was joking about it. And yet the people in charge just thought it could never happen because federal government workers were involved?

And they had already seen the Deep State coup?

Something could have been set up to properly separate him.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (sjTfF)

88 OT (related to the last thread): .Proving that you can never bow low enough to appease the progs.

Ben n Jerry's and parent company Unilever are being sued for false advertising by an environmental advocate who claims the milk and cream used to make flavors like Phish Food are deceptively marketed as coming from "happy cows."

In a complaint filed Oct. 31 in federal court in Burlington, Vermont, where Ben n Jerry's was founded, environmental advocate James Ehlers accuses the company and Unilever of deceiving consumers who buy the ice cream because of its pastoral and progessive image.

"During the past several years, Unilever has breached consumer trust by representing the Ben n Jerry's Products as being made with milk and cream sourced exclusively from "happy cows" on Vermont dairies that participate in a special, humane "Caring Dairy" program," the lawsuit claims.

https://cbsn.ws/330Ehwk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

89 73 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

90
Christmas trees are "highly decorated", too!

LTC Vindman objects!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

91 This Kennedy is my favorite Kennedy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

92 Handel?

Haydn?

Frankly everyone's on a Liszt now...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Dp5C+)

93
Given the popularity of EDKH, I think this is a very bad sign for our rulers.
Posted by: trev006

Why? They got away with it, didn't they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (aKsyK)

94
89 73 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE TO BE HIDDEN ON THE BACH BURNER!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (pNxlR)

95 Well.... clearly they need a Special Council to investigate this!

I hear Mueller is available! and he knows ALL ABOUT people suddenly dyeing in prison.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

96 The only "crime" the FBI will find here will be criminal negligence on the part of the unidentified guards, which led to the "unfortunate" circumstances that permitted Epstein to kill himself. They are not investigating if he was murdered; everyone already knows he was murdered. What the FBI is doing is building a cover story they can use to gloss over Epstein's obvious murder by saying, "These guards behaved badly, which is what led to Epstein being unsupervised and thus able to commit suicide."

That is exactly what will happen. I guarantee it.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (rP4OC)

97 28 22 Who's the dude behind him?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 19, 2019 01:49 PM (f8ilN)

Kind of looks like a guy who should be wearing a Klingon get up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 01:50 PM (ycWCI)

---

So it's just not me.

https://tinyurl.com/uttm4v5

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (RU4sa)

98 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH<<<<

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

That's why they're on my shit Liszt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (xPl2J)

99 Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

I'll be Bach.

Posted by: Johan Bach at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (1XNk8)

100 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (arJlL)

101 The FBI is looking into a death that benefits Hillary? They won't find anything alive to talk.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (PbH71)

102 #52 on the afternoon of 911 that weasel Stephanopoulos was running his mouth about all the other terror attacks and let loose that the airliner was bombed.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (RLKE7)

103 "Not to worry, if the FBI is found responsible, they'll transfer the guy who did it and a judge will rule that the FBI cannot investigate itself. Case closed.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit "

This is a perfect time for the Richard Jewell movie to come out. Good reminder that being an FBI Agent is not an automatic indicator of honor. Plenty of good people there, but also plenty of over zealous scumbags (e.g. Strzok) trying to make a name for themselves and don't care if innocent people suffer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

104 Las. Vegas. Shooter.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (1XNk

Yup, under my watch.

Posted by: Jubilation T Sessionzzzzz at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (U7k5w)

105 >>>Oh great. Not a 100 posts in the thread has Baroque-en into music puns<<<

Too late to turn Bach now.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (3DZIZ)

106
WILL THE TWO SUSPENDED GUARDS CONTINUE TO DRAW THEIR SALIERI?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

107 The left wants to take away everything that makes you happy.

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (eAZVt)

108 The reason the mod squad isn't squawking to Nancy to stop this is because she has already told them she will cut them loose on a floor vote on impeachment

the contract aint out and the hole aint dug

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (rpxSz)

109 The FBI may also want to look into the Whitey Bulger hit.

But they dont have to because they ordered it.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (6/uwW)

110 I had to turn off Fox. Has Chrissy Wallace had an aneurysm yet over LT. COLONEL Vindman being treated as less than a brave hero by Nunes and the rest?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

111 I think Senator Foghorn is sending a secret message that illegal Mexicans hung Epstein. The drywall is the clue.

FBI: If illegal Mexicans are responsible, it's a sanctuary city and our hands are tied.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (xfb67)

112 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

>>That's why we are Haydn the evidence.

Me sigh-ah!

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (bDqIh)

113 I heard Epstein is so pissed he's boycotting CFA.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 19, 2019 02:01 PM (zWYuS)

114 77 - It's my favorite government cover up. Almost as good as the FBI helping the secret service cover up one of their agents accidentally shooting JFK.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (o636N)

115 89 73 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in the thread has Baroque-en into music puns

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

Knock it off, rachmaninoff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (1CjJc)

116 Happy Birthday to SMH's g-baby !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (arJlL)

117 I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Boy, Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM

This would rock in the metal version.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ejd/p)

118 Looking at a "criminal enterprise" sounds way more than just negligence.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (JoUsr)

119 #96 See our shocked faces!

Yep

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (RLKE7)

120 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH!

Speaking of which, I hear that down here in Georgia, Karen "The Truth" Handel is going to run again.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Y+/QX)

121 BTW, did Worf ever explain how Klingon's evolved from hipster-looking douches to Hell's Angels wannabes?

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (RU4sa)

122 89 73 >>> THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in the thread has Baroque-en into music puns

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

Knock it off, rachmaninoff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (1CjJc)

Roll over, Beethoven.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (77WPm)

123 Criminal is a strong word.

Its really just aggressive statecraft.

Epstein was a contractor. A bad one and it caught up to him. We cleaned up a mess. You should thank us.

Posted by: Former state department spokestooge at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (4cz+/)

124 You know who isn't watching the NFL anymore ?

Jeff Epstein. He's done with their silly shit.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (zWYuS)

125 Senator Kennedy is right!

https://www.facebook.com/douglas.meyer.98/videos/10221150661899818/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

126 #114 there was more than one.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (RLKE7)

127 Thanks JT : )

Got willowed there.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (RU4sa)

128 Speaking of which, I hear that down here in Georgia, Karen "The Truth" Handel is going to run again.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Y+/QX)

Surely not against Tossoff again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

129 The left wants to take away everything that makes you happy.

--

Your happiness will only be permitted in the form of gray concrete blocks, comrade. And you'll like it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (JoUsr)

130 >>The FBI may also want to look into the Whitey Bulger hit.

Isn't that the point of these hits?It ends the conversation. Bulger's gone, move on.
Epstein's gone, that doesn't need to be discussed or pursued anymore.

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (bDqIh)

131 If I could turn Bach time, Epstein would still be alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (Dp5C+)

132 Epstein's guards didn't kill themselves. Yet.

Posted by: cornbred at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (8SQ0L)

133 So we've breezed right through Baroque to Classical and on to the Romantics?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (1XNk8)

134 Happy Birthday to your precious grandbaby, SMH!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

135 I am not sure the EDKH meme is not on the downslope. Was watching a gaming video and some guy had put an Epstein Did not Kill Himself neon sign into Fallout 4 (was just kind of dropped into the video without comment.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (ycWCI)

136 I am reminded once again that Senator Kennedy is a Rhodes Scholar.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (F73W5)

137 Meh, a couple of stooge guards who don't want to die in Fort Marcy St Park by shooting themselves 4 times in the back with crossbows will be demoted, or maybe even sent on leave with pay.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2019 02:04 PM (O8SrN)

138 In a complaint filed Oct. 31 in federal court in Burlington, Vermont, where Ben n Jerry's was founded, environmental advocate James Ehlers accuses the company and Unilever of deceiving consumers who buy the ice cream because of its pastoral and progessive image.

"During the past several years, Unilever has breached consumer trust by representing the Ben n Jerry's Products as being made with milk and cream sourced exclusively from "happy cows" on Vermont dairies that participate in a special, humane "Caring Dairy" program," the lawsuit claims.

https://cbsn.ws/330Ehwk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

A depressed cow was a whistleblower.

Posted by: Eric "It wasn't me" Swalwell at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

139 Surely not against Tossoff again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM

Against Gun Grabber McBath.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Y+/QX)

140 Speaking of Georgia, what is this story of four teens storming a bus to beat up little kids?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Dp5C+)

141 129 The left wants to take away everything that makes you happy.

--

Your happiness will only be permitted in the form of gray concrete blocks, comrade. And you'll like it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 02:03 PM (JoUsr)

---

They can try.

They will learn just like so many have.

I don't give a shit what they want.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (RU4sa)

142 Is Horowitz on this Epstein thing? Maybe we can get a report in a decade or so.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (9VeU0)

143 There should have been a task force on this guy preventing this. People get killed in prison over cigarettes, Epstein had the potential to bring down governments and monarchies.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2019 01:53 PM (sjTfF)

My own theory is that Epstein's death is going to be used to bypass the BoP entirely for some much, much higher value prisoners. Say, Joe Biden and Jim Comey. Even higher, but no sense getting hopes up.

Barr is clearly furious at the BoP, but dissolving or attacking them would have required a major inciting incident. Now he has one.

Posted by: trev006 at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (FoV3c)

144 >Oh great. Not a 100 posts in the thread has Baroque-en into music puns

You need to get a handel on your fears, dude

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (rpxSz)

145 O'Leary's cow was the whistleblower?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Dp5C+)

146 Epstein played fast and loose with life. He never used the lemon wedge.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Au/5M)

147 wow, the fbi is gonna look into it, so impressed with their terrifying competence ... at lying boldface to everyone in the country.

rather have the first 400 names in any rural phonebook doing this.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (JwHjN)

148 The arrested guards have been placed on suicide watch allegedly. Listen for the cackle.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

149 I no longer believe the "lots of good people in the FBI" bullshit either. This is not a couple of rogue agents in Mississauga.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

150 "The left wants to take away everything that makes you happy.

Posted by: Chris M"

You will be allowed bicycles (wear a helmet and no tricks) and salads (no bacon or croutons).

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (MxEKc)

151 You know who isn't taking in Chick-fil-A?

Yep. Epstein.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (RLKE7)

152 Eh. I think he killed himself too. I find pushing the meme funny though.

Posted by: Buzzion

__________

I think it's VERY difficult to kill yourself in that sort of setting. It's not like there's a high ceiling with a big beam and a rope you tie around your neck.

What did he hang himself with his prison uniform or bed sheets with his own hands? I'd love to see a YouTube demostration of how it allegedly went down.

If it truly was suicide, you'd have to concede he was helped. Cameras not working, guards lying about their shifts. I've even heard people on suicide watch are supposed to be in something like a strait jacket.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (sjTfF)

153 130 I've always wondered what would happen if the FBI investigated say, a criminal cartel and found that the CIA was controlling it. My suspicion on the Vegas shooter was he was involved in one of these political blackmail networks and something went wrong.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Eg9+v)

154 Thanks JT : )

Got willowed there.
Posted by: SMH

RE: your post; my Dad delivered me.Of course, my Mom was there too !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (arJlL)

155 145 O'Leary's cow was the whistleblower?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Dp5C+)

---

What the hell didn't this cow do?

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

156 Why? They got away with it, didn't they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 02:00 PM (aKsyK)

The Nazis got away with the Holocaust. Briefly.

Posted by: trev006 at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (FoV3c)

157 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

We must make a concert -ed effort to keep this thread on track

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

158 Cherry Epstein from Ben and Jerryez.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (RuIsu)

159
@RepMarkMeadows
It is frankly stunning that the Democrats are building an impeachment case off of an *interpretation* of a call from someone who has never met POTUS, never talked to POTUS, and who's interpretation is directly disputed by multiple others who have.

Stunning.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (wiXsO)

160 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM

Probably first cousin to the same d-bag who tried to sue Tito's for false advertising under the theory that that much vodka can't be "handmade". They actually have a commercial distillery! Lies! Actionable lies!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (ejd/p)

161 Epstein didn't kill himself. It was Incompetence, Laziness, Apathy and Sloth. The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (F73W5)

162 Damnit - I was hoping for a hung jury !!!

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (zWYuS)

163 I see everyone is Chopin at the bit to get their puns in.

It's what makes this a Smart military blog.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9tUH0)

164 "I had to turn off Fox. Has Chrissy Wallace had an aneurysm yet over LT. COLONEL Vindman being treated as less than a brave hero by Nunes and the rest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

I'm old enough to remember Senate Dems being nasty to Oliver North. Chrissy can F off.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

165 What do you bet the FBI finds out that the prison guards were informants on the FBI payroll?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (9VeU0)

166 "149 I no longer believe the "lots of good people in the FBI" bullshit either. This is not a couple of rogue agents in Mississauga."

To bolster your opinion, just recall the propagandists were giving out sports tickets to field agents for "leaks." Beyond trash.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (iw59Q)

167 Eh. I think he killed himself too. I find pushing the meme funny though.

Of course thinking he killed himself then does present a new question. Was he given the opportunity to kill himself or were the guards just pencilling whipping dumbasses?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (SjIcT)

I keep coming back to HOW in the hell did he 'hang himself' from something that is not as tall as he is?

He supposedly wrapped a sheet around his neck, then tied it to a rail on a bunk bed, which is only 5 ft off the floor.

Epstein was close to 6 ft.

Then he threw himself forward, hard enough to break bones in his neck, but did NOT knock himself out.

Now, pain would have made him stand back up, and as the sheet was tied lower than his height? no strangulation would occur.

Its virtually impossible to hang yourself if you can reach the floor and relieve pressure on your neck UNLESS you are knocked out.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (NgKpN)

168 This is a good point someone made- how many of these WTF BS things do we have (the 'move along, nothing to see here, peasant') in the past several years?

1) Las Vegas shooting.

2) Epstein

3) Whitey Bulger

4) The dem operative who got shot in the park in a 'burglary'.

Add your own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (ycWCI)

169 RE: your post; my Dad delivered me.Of course, my Mom was there too !
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (arJlL)

---

Yeah, happened the same way with her, with daddy playing receiver, heh.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (RU4sa)

170 I don't give a shit what they want.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (RU4sa)

--

I think that's a trait of most everyone who comments here, SMH. We don't like to be told what to do, think or say. IOW, we're the anti-sheep.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (JoUsr)

171 I would not be shocked if Epstein killed himself. If he did, I would also not be shocked to learn that someone made damn sure he had the opportunity and motivation to do so.

Either way, I love this meme and the ass-covering and continued obfuscation that it has engendered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)

172 SMH

re: Klingons

I think Worf was the one during their Tribbles episode said he didn't want to talk about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Dp5C+)

173 Not stunning enough to do anything about it except tweet, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (xfb67)

174 I don't mind being the black sheep.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (RU4sa)

175 Anyone notice that Vindaloo spoke with a listz ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (rpxSz)

176 It's more important to investigate how Epstein died, than how he lived.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (E+yET)

177 Sawyer responded: "The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes."

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2019 01:51 PM (kUmUV)

So the FBI is looking in a mirror, then?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (FTPn0)

178 #131 sad trombone

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (RLKE7)

179 I'm old enough to remember Senate Dems being nasty to Oliver North. Chrissy can F off.

Limbaugh noted that you don't even have to be very old: remember MoveOn.org's "General Betray-Us" ads that were parroted by Pelosi?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

180 New Clinton Foundation filing shows they've lost $33 million since Trump became President. It was averaging $300-$400 million per year in "donations" prior to 2016.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (CQ3Qb)

181 "164 "I had to turn off Fox. Has Chrissy Wallace had an aneurysm yet over LT. COLONEL Vindman being treated as less than a brave hero by Nunes and the rest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

I'm old enough to remember Senate Dems being nasty to Oliver North. Chrissy can F off."

Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn nods approvingly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (iw59Q)

182
The Nazis got away with the Holocaust. Briefly.
Posted by: trev006

Yeah, but they lost the war. If they had won...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (aKsyK)

183
Senator Kennedy is probably the GOP Senator who's disappointed me the least.

Hope he gets some competition for that title.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:46 PM (WU8si)

Making up for having a really unfortunate last name, for a right-winger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (kw0bd)

184 172 SMH

re: Klingons

I think Worf was the one during their Tribbles episode said he didn't want to talk about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Dp5C+)

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lol

I know, just wondered if he ever did.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (RU4sa)

185 I no longer believe the "lots of good people in the FBI" bullshit either. This is not a couple of rogue agents in Mississauga.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

The myth of the "selfless public servant" should have been busted decades ago. Outside of a couple of large urban shitholes where you actually do have a decent chance to be in the middle of some serious shit on any given day, law enforcement at local through federal level is a job - one with pretty damn good benefits - and one where you have no worse chance of "coming home to your family" than 90+% of the other jobs out there.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (77WPm)

186 OH That Guy Is Great !!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (BqBId)

187 56
Epstein almost certainly killed himself ... but it's a fun troll of DNC/MSM complex.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 19, 2019 01:54 PM (hdzef)

Here is how it went down. Guards look away while a guy, we'll call him Vinnie Boombatz, is let into JE's cell and explains to him how he is going to jail for sure, and when he gets there there will be a hit on him that will be death by bunga bunga. The he explains, that here is a bed sheet and the guards and camera's will be out of commish for 1 hour exactly. Your choice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ymnmz)

188 Anyone notice that Vindaloo spoke with a listz ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (rpxSz)

Did anyone make a concert-ed effort to notice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

189 Heavy is the head that did not hang itself.

Posted by: Henry IV at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (zWYuS)

190 157 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

We must make a concert -ed effort to keep this thread on track
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

or you will face the music!

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

191 I'm confident the FBI (Fumbling, Bumbling, Incompetents) will figure out what happened to Epstein as quickly as the Las Vegas shooting a few years ago

...... oh wait .....

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (N0If5)

192 "I had to turn off Fox. Has Chrissy Wallace had an aneurysm yet over LT. COLONEL Vindman being treated as less than a brave hero by Nunes and the rest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

He's a donk, even says so on his Wikipedia entry. Donks act like donks.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (U7k5w)

193 I can't read this on my phone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (3XKoR)

194 185 It's a jobs program!
(This line can be used for so many things, it's amazing.)

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Eg9+v)

195 New Clinton Foundation filing shows they've lost $33 million since Trump became President. It was averaging $300-$400 million per year in "donations" prior to 2016.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

So $11 million a year?

Still raking in $289 to $389 million a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ob5xJ)

196 Epstein almost certainly killed himself ... but it's a fun troll of DNC/MSM complex.

Nah, it's just a new service of the Clinton Foundation. They bring Ft. Marcy Park to you!

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)

197 Eh. I think he killed himself too. I find pushing the meme funny though.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 01:58 PM (SjIcT)

What does he claim in the afterlife? Or is he just a loner now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (TGWxN)

198 Speaking of Georgia, what is this story of four teens storming a bus to beat up little kids?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM

Haven't heard about that one, but I'm guessing Atlanta. The same city where the mayor spent $175k (of $2.6 million) that had been earmarked for the APD to buy patrol cars to acquire two custom GMC Denalis for her personal use.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Y+/QX)

199 I can't read this on my phone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Margins got blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ob5xJ)

200 I think Worf was the one during their Tribbles episode said he didn't want to talk about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Dp5C+)

In my memory he said "It's a Klingon thing you wouldn't understand."

Going back and watching he didn't.

Mandela effect.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

201 Breaking:

FBI agents have produced the 302 form for when the interrogated Epstein's corpse. According to those notes, when they asked Epstein's corpse if he killed himself, he answered "yes"

So there you have it. He definitely did kill himself.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 01:55 PM (KUaJL)

Pay no attention to the "no" that is crossed out and overwritten with crayon with "yes" in a feminine hand.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (FTPn0)

202 Too bad Rep Nunes didn't tell Vindaloumon to call him "Congressman and give me fifty."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (Dp5C+)

203 "I had to turn off Fox. Has Chrissy Wallace had an aneurysm yet over LT. COLONEL Vindman being treated as less than a brave hero by Nunes and the rest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

How about General Betray-us?

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (U7k5w)

204 "Eh. I think he killed himself too. I find pushing the meme funny though.

Posted by: Buzzion"

Me too. Following the NXVIM trial I developed some knowledge of the MDC in Brooklyn and MCC in Manhattan (where Epstein was). Guards are extremely lazy and corrupt. I would not be shocked if a guard was given some money to look the other way at Epstein being a belt or some other aid by his lawyers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

205 I also find it amusing that the powers that be still seem to think that "the FBI is on it" will reassure people or inspire confidence. There have been plenty of indications of FBI incompetence and malfeasance going back a long time, but they've been bludgeoning the public with evidence of their incompetence and malfeasance for damn near a decade now.

How the hell do they think that "the FBI is on it" is going to make people say, "oh well, gee whiz, I am satisfied that those straight-shooters are gonna get to the bottom of this?"

Perfidious dolts, all of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (I2dne)

206 200 I think Worf was the one during their Tribbles episode said he didn't want to talk about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Dp5C+)

In my memory he said "It's a Klingon thing you wouldn't understand."

Going back and watching he didn't.

Mandela effect.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

====

"It's an embarrassment to the Empire," I believe was the exact quote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (q80AH)

207 Dat's a nice neck youse gots dare; be a shame if someting happened to it.

Posted by: Vinnie Boombatz at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

208 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in & the thread has Baroque-en into music puns
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

We must make a concert -ed effort to keep this thread on track
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

or you will face the music!
Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:09 PM (NgKpN)
-------
Scale the ladder of Justice; note the results.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (3Z6pZ)

209 Epstein didn't seem like the suicidal type - doesn't fit the profile

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 02:12 PM (G546f)

210 Yeah, but they lost the war. If they had won...
=====

Products made in Israel would have to show the yellow star. Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 19, 2019 02:12 PM (MIKMs)

211 190
157 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

Oh great. Not a 100 posts in the thread has Baroque-en into music puns

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

We must make a concert -ed effort to keep this thread on track

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

Not easy but rest of us will have your Bach.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 02:12 PM (MxEKc)

212 I don't mind being the black sheep.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (RU4sa)

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 02:12 PM (TGWxN)

213 I also find it amusing that the powers that be still seem to think that "the FBI is on it" will reassure people or inspire confidence.

At this point I associate the FBI with "Oh Lisa, I love you I love you I love you". One of PDT's finest moments.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ZGrMX)

214 It was an Atlanta area public school. And one of the little kids got sent to the hospital.

I hope the parents of the little kids sue Atlanta so hard it will make Sherman's burning of the city look like a grill flare up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (Dp5C+)

215 Still raking in $289 to $389 million a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (ob5xJ)

No. For 2018 they reported $24 million in donations vs. $47 million in expenses. They were getting more than 10 times that prior to her election loss, expenses would've been about the same.
The CF raised over $1 billion during Obama's time as President.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

216 There was music while they killed Epstein?

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (+BOMm)

217 >>Me too. Following the NXVIM trial I developed some knowledge of the MDC
in Brooklyn and MCC in Manhattan (where Epstein was). Guards are
extremely lazy and corrupt. I would not be shocked if a guard was given
some money to look the other way at Epstein being a belt or some other
aid by his lawyers.

That wouldn't surprise me.However, how is it they were able to keep El Chapo safe and contained?He spent time at the same place, right?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

218 215 No. For 2018 they reported $24 million in donations vs. $47 million in expenses. They were getting more than 10 times that prior to her election loss, expenses would've been about the same.
The CF raised over $1 billion during Obama's time as President.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

==========

Where'd that $1 billion go?

Did they spend it ALL on Cutty Sark?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (q80AH)

219 "149 I no longer believe the "lots of good people in the FBI" bullshit either. This is not a couple of rogue agents in Mississauga.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (sWM8x) "

Exactly.

Where are the whistleblowers ? Where are the resignations ?

Unless they can prove their innocence, all are at minimum complicit. Same standard they are applying to us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (JwHjN)

220 "It's an embarrassment to the Empire," I believe was the exact quote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (q80AH)

Something like (from memory):

'They ARE Klingons.'

Basheer blathers something like 'some sort of genetic mutation'. general patter and questioning looks at Worf.

Worf: 'We do not discuss it with Outsiders!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI)

221 It could be an old-fashioned case of "killing yourself" like the Romans and Greeks and others did; you know, "here is the implement, you are expected to be dead in an hour."

At least in the Christian world they had the balls to actually execute such people.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (Eg9+v)

222 Epstein almost certainly killed himself ... but it's a fun troll of DNC/MSM complex.
******
REally so that is why the 2 Guards were given a Plead deal offer & turned it down & were indicted & arrested today & now the thought is there was a criminal "organization" involved

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (BqBId)

223
We're just two hanged hangmen
Hangin' on a hangman's tree

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (TGWxN)

224 I'm afraid the republican came off a bit callas in today's hearing

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (rpxSz)

225 That wouldn't surprise me.However, how is it they
were able to keep El Chapo safe and contained?He spent time at the same
place, right?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

El Chapo probably paid to keep himself from being suicided.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

226 Me too. Following the NXVIM trial I developed some knowledge of the MDC in Brooklyn and MCC in Manhattan (where Epstein was). Guards are extremely lazy and corrupt. I would not be shocked if a guard was given some money to look the other way at Epstein being a belt or some other aid by his lawyers.
Posted by: Benji Carver

Wasn't his lawyer.
The guards are supposedly not talking. It's someone bigger. They'd give up a lawyer in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ob5xJ)

227 215 No. For 2018 they reported $24 million in donations vs. $47 million in expenses. They were getting more than 10 times that prior to her election loss, expenses would've been about the same.
The CF raised over $1 billion during Obama's time as President.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

==========

Where'd that $1 billion go?

Did they spend it ALL on Cutty Sark?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (q80AH)

Yoo-hoo!! I'm right over here!

- Bill's and Hill's and Chels' offshore bank accounts

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (77WPm)

228 No. For 2018 they reported $24 million in donations vs. $47 million in expenses. They were getting more than 10 times that prior to her election loss, expenses would've been about the same.
The CF raised over $1 billion during Obama's time as President.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)
++++++++++++
If I understand it correctly, the CF is a fairly small organization of insiders. Even with clerical salaries, office space, IT equipment, conference travel, etc., how they hell are they burning through $50 million per year? If they're drawing down reserves and feathering their nests because they know the game is over, then I get that. If they still think there is hope for the CF as a going concern, that is a ludicrous level of outlay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (I2dne)

229 My head was found
In a burning ring of fiber
It hung down, down, down
Even though my bunk was higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fiber
The ring of fiber

Posted by: Jeffry Cash at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (zWYuS)

230 Where's Ghislane Maxwell, and why isn't she arrested for her role in Epstein's illegal activities?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

231
Yeah, but they lost the war. If they had won...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 02:08 PM (aKsyK)

The war's only over once the bodies stop coming in. Nationalists haven't actually begun to fight, or every day would look like the OKC bombings.

Posted by: trev006 at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (FoV3c)

232 Can of peas?

Posted by: Vinnie Boombatz at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

233 As for 'The FBI is on it', what leverage do the people really have to respond to that anyway, if congressmen and senators and even the president don't have leverage?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (Eg9+v)

234 Basheer blathers something like 'some sort of genetic mutation'. general patter and questioning looks at Worf.

Worf: 'We do not discuss it with Outsiders!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI)

It's a Klingon thing, you wouldn't understand would have been a better line though.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

235 "Honestly, I'm a little worried," Stalin said, distancing himself from the leftist wing of the Democratic Party. "If they keep this up, they'll kill even more people than I did."

Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (3aI0K)

236 Wasn't his lawyer.

The guards are supposedly not talking. It's someone bigger. They'd give up a lawyer in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ob5xJ)

It's always the warden in these movies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)

237 On the second of of Fetivus the Deep State gave to me
Two guards a hangin'

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (MxEKc)

238 The truth of the matter with the Klingons is because the Great Bird of the Galaxy suddenly had a motion picture budget and gave the audience lobster headed aliens as Klingons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Dp5C+)

239 >>If I understand it correctly, the CF is a fairly small organization of
insiders. Even with clerical salaries, office space, IT equipment,
conference travel, etc., how they hell are they burning through $50
million per year? If they're drawing down reserves and feathering their
nests because they know the game is over, then I get that. If they still
think there is hope for the CF as a going concern, that is a ludicrous
level of outlay.

A wild a$$ guess?
They're moving money out of the foundation into a safe, offshore place. Who says it's actually being spent?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (bDqIh)

240 234 Basheer blathers something like 'some sort of genetic mutation'. general patter and questioning looks at Worf.

Worf: 'We do not discuss it with Outsiders!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI)

It's a Klingon thing, you wouldn't understand would have been a better line though.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

=========

I always wanted it to be some sort of underclass grabbed control of the Empire for a few generations, only to be overthrown between TOS and the original movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)

241 216 There was music while they killed Epstein?
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 19, 2019 02:13 PM (+BOMm)

Oh my, yes

Requiem

and Epstein didn't finish it

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (rpxSz)

242 http://bit.ly/2rZLLD8
*******
Ep. 1114 The Democrats' Impeachment Fiasco Implodes. The Dan Bongino Show11/19/2019. - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)

243 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (I2dne)

It's pretty obvious most of those "donations" were from people angling for favor when she became President. Contributions dropped by 90-95% immediately following the election.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

244 Monday

Nothing is happening. The FBI will never investigate!

Tuesday

Oh great, the FBI investigating. Now nothing will happen!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

245 Stalin did not kill himself. No one else did... but they did not help him either.

*warm feeling in cockles of heart*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ycWCI)

246 A wild a$$ guess?
They're moving money out of the foundation into a safe, offshore place. Who says it's actually being spent?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (bDqIh)

Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (1CjJc)

247 Exactly.

Where are the whistleblowers ? Where are the resignations ?

Unless they can prove their innocence, all are at minimum complicit. Same standard they are applying to us.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (JwHjN)
+++++++++++++
I don't care. Screw the whistleblowers if they exist. Screw the resignations. Dismantle it. I hope, though I know it will not happen, that Trump orders the DoJ to excise this rotten borough from the government entirely. Then do the same to it's equally rotten parent organization.

The time for whistleblowers and resignations is long since past. It is an edifice of fraud, corruption and general villainy. It needs to be torn down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (I2dne)

248 "That wouldn't surprise me.However, how is it they were able to keep El Chapo safe and contained?He spent time at the same place, right?
Posted by: Handel"

Yes, but I guess El Chapo is not interested in offing himself yet.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (OD2ni)

249 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y+/QX)

250 236 Wasn't his lawyer.

The guards are supposedly not talking. It's someone bigger. They'd give up a lawyer in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ob5xJ)

It's always the warden in these movies.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)

You mean the female Warden who was given the job as a promotion, after she accused Eric Holder of some impropriety? The one who had NO experience in Prisons?

And was immediately transferred out after the death?

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

251 Oh, Senator Kennedy, if only you'd run for Gov...

Posted by: Jackal at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Lyh9/)

252 The FBI are looking for evidence of a criminal enterprise in the murder of Jeffrey Epstein in order to suppress/remove/destroy it.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (P/ALc)

253 i'm watching night court. dan fielding is more professional and less sleazy than adam schitt and fox. fuck their peach mint pie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (KP5rU)

254 249 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j
Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y+/QX)

===========

Don't judge until you've tried it.

Meth, it's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)

255

Ken Jennings: I'll take famous Royal Quotes for $10000

Alex: The answer is....Hey Little Girl, want some candy?

Ken Jennings: Who Is Prince Andrew?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (lMn1U)

256 228 Remember, these orgs do tricky stuff and funnel money in backdoorsy ways to other orgs. There was one case back in what, 2015 or something where one of the orgs was like sixth in a chain where each org would take a cut and transfer the money? So the 50 Million goes like this
CF takes 400k, passes it on to BB takes 150k, passes it on to CC takes 800k, passes it on to D
etc...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Eg9+v)

257 Oh yeah George R.R. Martin is promising to really finish Game of Thrones with an ending that may not match the TV show.

In other news Bing Crosby is still waiting for his horse to cross the finish line.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Dp5C+)

258

Are the 2 guards on suicide watch yet? Because it's probably in their near future. Whether they like it or not

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (kw5n8)

259 Oh goody - the FBI is ON IT! And yet, somehow, I don't find this information reassuring at all.

Posted by: I Have Questions at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (BvNzB)

260 It's always the warden in these movies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)

You mean the female Warden who was given the job as a promotion,
after she accused Eric Holder of some impropriety? The one who had NO
experience in Prisons?

And was immediately transferred out after the death?

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

Jeebus, is she still alive?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ymnmz)

261 They're moving money out of the foundation into a safe, offshore place. Who says it's actually being spent?

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM

They learned that from us!

Posted by: SPLC at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Y+/QX)

262 Wouldn't this guy have offed himself on the first go-round? Second time around is like a homecoming.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (2Mnv1)

263 I always wanted it to be some sort of underclass grabbed control of the Empire for a few generations, only to be overthrown between TOS and the original movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)

Failed Genetic experiment that turned into a Plague.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

264 It's pretty obvious most of those "donations" were from people angling for favor when she became President. Contributions dropped by 90-95% immediately following the election.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

One would think this was worthy of investigation?

Posted by: Jubilation T Sessionzzzzz at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (U7k5w)

265 155 145 O'Leary's cow was the whistleblower?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Dp5C+)

---

What the hell didn't this cow do?

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

Elsie, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

266 Monday

Nothing is happening. The FBI will never investigate!

Tuesday

Oh great, the FBI investigating. Now nothing will happen!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
These People ought to be really fucking Buff from moving the Heavy Goalposts so much

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (BqBId)

267 You stand six feet tall - Whattaya' get ?
Hung by your neck - From a five foot bed.
Don't call for the jailers - 'cause one and all

They owe their souls to the Clinton Cabal !!!

Posted by: Tennessee Jeffrey Epstein at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (zWYuS)

268

Vindman's rationale for characterizing the president's request as a demand is very #MeToo-ish.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (8FcHK)

269 Yes. Let's focus on the pretty uniform. Not the irrelevant mendacity coming out of his mouth.

This douche actually read his eval into the record. Pretty much any .mil knows you write that about yourself, command does a few edits and signs off

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (F73W5)

270 Monday

Nothing is happening. The FBI will never investigate!

Tuesday

Oh great, the FBI investigating. Now nothing will happen!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

There is an argument to be made that sending this to the FBI to "investigate" will ensure that precisely nothing will happen, you know.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (77WPm)

271 263 I always wanted it to be some sort of underclass grabbed control of the Empire for a few generations, only to be overthrown between TOS and the original movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)

Failed Genetic experiment that turned into a Plague.
Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

========

Yeah, I know that's what eventually became the explanation (with a multi-episode arc in Enterprise to tell the tale), but I thought the genetic engineering idea was dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (q80AH)

272 You mean the female Warden who was given the job as a promotion, after she accused Eric Holder of some impropriety? The one who had NO experience in Prisons?

And was immediately transferred out after the death?
Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

You are going to have to change that. Too unrealistic, even for the movies.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (9VeU0)

273 Ken Jennings: I'll take famous Royal Quotes for $10000

Alex: The answer is....Hey Little Girl, want some candy?

Ken Jennings: Who Is Prince Andrew?
Posted by: DOGGFISH

*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ob5xJ)

274 258

Are the 2 guards on suicide watch yet? Because it's probably in their near future. Whether they like it or not

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (kw5n

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY KNOW WHEN THE LITTLE RED LIGHT GOES OFF ON THE SECURITY CAMERA THEY ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED TO KILL THEMSELVES.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

275 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Dp5C+)

Not a fan of GoT anyway (pile of pain, death and misery), but this makes me wonder. The series got him quite a few fans who had not read the books first. Considering how it ended, will they lose fans in the accounting from when the last book came out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ycWCI)

276 "The truth of the matter with the Klingons is because the Great Bird of the Galaxy suddenly had a motion picture budget and gave the audience lobster headed aliens as Klingons.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

I loved that Trelaine (The Squire of Gothos) showed up in a later episode in blackface as a Klingon. He is qualified to be Governor of Virginia.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (OD2ni)

277 That thing that goes up?

It's lighter than air.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (5ff1+)

278 Vegas, Ruby Ridge, Waco, Dillinger, D.B. Cooper, JFK, RFK, Hoffa, Atlanta ....yeah the FBI will solve the case.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

279 206 200 I think Worf was the one during their Tribbles episode said he didn't want to talk about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Dp5C+)

In my memory he said "It's a Klingon thing you wouldn't understand."

Going back and watching he didn't.

Mandela effect.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

====

"It's an embarrassment to the Empire," I believe was the exact quote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:11 PM (q80AH)

Enterprise covered it too to explain how they started off with ridges but lost them by the time of the original series. Even gave a decent reason why it would be an embarrassment, cause it occurred from them messing around with human DNA collected from genetically enhanced subjects from the Eugenics war.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (SjIcT)

280 >>There is an argument to be made that sending this to the FBI to "investigate" will ensure that precisely nothing will happen, you know.

I suppose that argument would carry more weight if it wasn't the same people trying to make both sides of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

281 Classic Kennedy

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (GXoKW)

282 Vegas, Ruby Ridge, Waco, Dillinger, D.B. Cooper, JFK, RFK, Hoffa, Atlanta ....yeah the FBI will solve the case.
Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)
++++++++++++++
Las Vegas, New Mexico, Orlando, Spygate ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (I2dne)

283 >>>Oh great, the FBI investigating.<<<

What does SAS stand for?

Posted by: FBI Investigator at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (2Mnv1)

284 There is an argument to be made that sending this to the FBI to "investigate" will ensure that precisely nothing will happen, you know.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (77WPm)

You mean like the brilliant way I handled the Las Vegas shootings?

Posted by: Jubilation T Sessionzzzzz at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (U7k5w)

285 http://bit.ly/2O119HH
*******
CLASSY: Obama Aides Allegedly Left 'You Will Fail' Notes For Trump White House Staffers
*******
GP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

286 How do I not trust the FBI?

Let me count the ways:

Ruby Ridge
Waco
Las Vegas
James Hodgkinson
Bundy Ranch
Gen. Flynn
Whitey Bulger
Crossfire Hurricane

Well, that settles it! Obviously a fine and trustworthy organization and I hereby rescind my lack of trust!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

287 This douche actually read his eval into the record.
Pretty much any .mil knows you write that about yourself, command does a
few edits and signs off

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 19, 2019 02:19 PM (F73W5)

Be awesome if someone else read into the record the comments from this asshole's boss at the NSA who, in diplomatic speak, said he was a lying partisan POS.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (77WPm)

288 I think "the FBI is looking into it" is basically the same thing as "this will never be investigated." That's my stance and, like a variety of other topics, will happily eat crow if it turns out differently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)

289 283 >>>Oh great, the FBI investigating.

What does SAS stand for?
Posted by: FBI Investigator at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (2Mnv1)

==========

"Serving anonymous squirts?"
-Epstein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (q80AH)

290 What is worse than Khan Noonian Singh?

Khan Noonian Singh the Klingon

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Dp5C+)

291 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j
Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM

I was told there would be no meth on this blog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (ejd/p)

292 Sidebar - aw, c'mon, Love & Rockets had much better songs than that turgid piece of justifiably forgotten drivel.

Try "Kundalini Express" or "Haunted" or their cover of "Ball of Confusion."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (1XNk8)

293 New Trailer for Cats just dropped!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yleb8iqI2cY

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Au/5M)

294 I saw Blown Margins open for Every Fucking Day at the Tropicana in '98

Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (PLGrZ)

295 249 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j

Meh, I think it works. Yes it has a double meaning, but at the very least it makes people TALK about it. I think the double meaning could have been phrased better, though. Like "Meth. We're On It. (So You Won't Be)." Or something like that.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (rP4OC)

296 238 The truth of the matter with the Klingons is because the Great Bird of the Galaxy suddenly had a motion picture budget and gave the audience lobster headed aliens as Klingons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Dp5C+)

Preposterous. Next you'll claim that the reason so many aliens looked like humans was because they didn't have the budget for elaborate makeup & special effects.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Izzlo)

297 http://bit.ly/2O119HH
*******
CLASSY: Obama Aides Allegedly Left 'You Will Fail' Notes For Trump White House Staffers
*******
GP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)
++++++++++
At least it wasn't vandalism like the Clinton Crew. They popped all the "W" keys off the keyboards at the White House.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

298 >>There is an argument to be made that sending
this to the FBI to "investigate" will ensure that precisely nothing
will happen, you know.

I suppose that argument would carry more weight if it wasn't the same people trying to make both sides of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

Was going to point out I didn't know where you got the "FBI will never investigate" part of your argument.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (77WPm)

299 I loved that Trelaine (The Squire of Gothos) showed up in a later episode in blackface as a Klingon. He is qualified to be Governor of Virginia.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:20 PM (OD2ni)

LOT of reuse of actors in those days.

Never really thought the Klingons were supposed to be black. More swarthy Slavic/middle eastern in coloration, to my mind.

So more Justin Trudeau of Canada.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

300 So we've breezed right through Baroque to Classical and on to the Romantics?
>>
That's what I like about you

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (754s8)

301 222 Epstein almost certainly killed himself ... but it's a fun troll of DNC/MSM complex.
******
REally so that is why the 2 Guards were given a Plead deal offer & turned it down & were indicted & arrested today & now the thought is there was a criminal "organization" involved
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:14 PM (BqBId)

Yeah, basically.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (hdzef)

302 286 How do I not trust the FBI?

Let me count the ways:

Ruby Ridge
Waco
Las Vegas
James Hodgkinson
Bundy Ranch
Gen. Flynn
Whitey Bulger
Crossfire Hurricane

Hillary's e-mails.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (1XNk8)

303 "Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (77WPm)"

Republicans should have at least asked him if he wrote or suggested any part of that evaluation.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (F73W5)

304 I'm looking over
my dead dog rover
that I hit with a power mower!

one leg is missing
the second one's gone
the third leg is scattered
all over the lawn.

there's no telling where the fourth leg's dwelling
it's just like the three before

I'm looking over
my dead dog rover
Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)

305 "In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j
Posted by: Bert G"

WTF? Kristi Noem needs a spanking for that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (OD2ni)

306 195 New Clinton Foundation filing shows they've lost $33 million since Trump became President. It was averaging $300-$400 million per year in "donations" prior to 2016.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

...

No wonder Hillary isn't voting for Trump.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (yL25O)

307 >>Was going to point out I didn't know where you got the "FBI will never investigate" part of your argument.

I read the comments.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

308 300 So we've breezed right through Baroque to Classical and on to the Romantics?
>>
That's what I like about you

Tell it to Carrie

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (1XNk8)

309 Feds Preparing to Charge Epstein Guards Matt Zapotosky, Devlin Barrett, Washinton Post

Sux to be the "little guy" on the ladder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (vEIlU)

310 Monday

Nothing is happening. The FBI will never investigate!

Tuesday

Oh great, the FBI investigating. Now nothing will happen!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

There is an argument to be made that sending this to the FBI to "investigate" will ensure that precisely nothing will happen, you know.
Posted by: DocJ

*cough cough Las Vegas Shooter cough cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ob5xJ)

311 249 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j
Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y+/QX)

LOL which moron can we thank for that.

Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (PLGrZ)

312 >>Was going to point out I didn't know where you got the "FBI will never investigate" part of your argument.

I read the comments.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

So did I.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (77WPm)

313 Dont ask me for a source because I cant remember where I read it. Plus it could be fake news. But I read that CF has a new CEO. A woman who came over from Popeyes.

I know, I know. It sounds too ridiculous to be true for CF to hire a top manager from the competitor that has such winning PR and marketing campaigns plus organized distribution chain that it has resulted in their customers killing each other for a chicken sandwich. /S

Posted by: Mariedeantoinette at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (QP5Tn)

314 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

It always comes Bach to the evidence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (BiNEL)

315 Line Vindman up with 9 random Lt. Colonels and ask who does not belong in this picture. This guy looks creepy.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (ZS+GP)

316 I'm looking over
my dead dog rover
Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)

That song is very vile!

Posted by: Canine Americans for Justice at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (U7k5w)

317 In TOS the Klingons looked like Romulans looked like Vulcans, right?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (9VeU0)

318 Roses are RedViolets are BlueJeffrey Fucking EpsteinDid not kill himself

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (zWYuS)

319 In TOS the Klingons looked like Romulans looked like Vulcans, right?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (9VeU0)

Pretty much.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (77WPm)

320 In other government incompetence news, seriously South Dakota? You thought this was a good idea?

https://tinyurl.com/u8enz6j
Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y+/QX)
++++++++++++
Your government at work. I hope they pass a new law that restricts the government work year to no more than 30 days unless you directly serve the public.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)

321 @4

What evidence?

Apparently the ligature/bed spread and all of Epstein's bedding and closer was thrown away and never analyzed by investigators or retained.

Deep State controls the horizontal and vertical.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (h/bx2)

322 Preposterous. Next you'll claim that the reason so many aliens looked like humans was because they didn't have the budget for elaborate makeup & special effects.

Balderdash!!!

Posted by: Dominar Rygel the XVI at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (LPnfS)

323 >>So did I.

Apparently your memory isn't as good as mine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

324 317 In TOS the Klingons looked like Romulans looked like Vulcans, right?
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (9VeU0)

=========

Klingons wore brownface and all had goatees.

Vulcans and Romulans looked the same, but most Romulans wore helmets because they couldn't get the pointy ears to stay on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)

325 At least it wasn't vandalism like the Clinton Crew. They popped all the "W" keys off the keyboards at the White House.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

The 'W' thing is just what was reported. They left a ton of really bad stuff too. Like going around to every printer and inserting one porno pic upside-down halfway down the blank paper stack in all the trays. Hell, they even spray-painted vulgar graffiti on a wall. I was there.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

326 As a resident of South Dakota, I can only say - Hey it's cold and we have too much time on our hands.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)

327 Sux to be the "little guy" on the ladder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2019 02:24 PM (vEIlU)

Especially when all you have to offer is a phone call you got from a burner phone with an unlisted number.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (BiNEL)

328 >>So did I.

Apparently your memory isn't as good as mine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

What. The fuck. Ever.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (77WPm)

329 I hear the train a' comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend
And I won't see the sunshine
But I sure as shit won't hang myself

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein Cash at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (zWYuS)

330 The 'W' thing is just what was reported. They left a ton of really bad stuff too. Like going around to every printer and inserting one porno pic upside-down halfway down the blank paper stack in all the trays. Hell, they even spray-painted vulgar graffiti on a wall. I was there.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)
++++++++++++
Well, that takes it from "petty" right through to "batshit crazy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (I2dne)

331 325 The 'W' thing is just what was reported. They left a ton of really bad stuff too. Like going around to every printer and inserting one porno pic upside-down halfway down the blank paper stack in all the trays. Hell, they even spray-painted vulgar graffiti on a wall. I was there.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

==========

"So was I."
-Brian Williams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

332 In TOS, the only episode I can think of the Romulans actually being seen is the sub episode one, Balance of Terror(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (ycWCI)

333 Surfperch at November 19, 2019 01:42 PM (WU8si)

you just need to hop in the time machine that we TOTALLY don't have and go watch and record what happened...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (8D42x)

334 New Trailer for Cats just dropped!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yleb8iqI2cY

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Au/5M)

That looks terrifying.

Not gonna lie: I like the songs in "Cats." But I'm all set when it comes to seeing it brought to life.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)

335 So did I.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (77WPm)

I think the uniparty gave the FBI a don't prosecute list. I recused.

Posted by: Jubilation T Sessionzzzzz at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (U7k5w)

336 Late to the party but I believe it was NOT Swallowell who farted live on TV because everyone knows his farts don't make noise.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (0jZvB)

337 >>What. The fuck. Ever.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

338 Oh, come on now. Everyone knows British intelligence is covering for Prince Andrew. Most likely 007 did it and no one in the US intelligence groups are going to call them on it.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (lMoky)

339 314 THEY CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH

That's why we are Haydn the evidence.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 19, 2019 01:57 PM (3DZIZ)

It always comes Bach to the evidence!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 02:25 PM (BiNEL)

...

Well, unless the prosecutor goes judge Chopin.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (yL25O)

340 "a resident of South Dakota, I can only say - Hey it's cold and we have too much time on our hands. "

could try mining Swalwell's butt for high pressure natural gas.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (iVYyw)

341 Trump sends message to pelosi: I got no time for this now.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kqa3st

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (NVYyb)

342 Well, that takes it from "petty" right through to "batshit crazy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (I2dne)

I kinda thought the W buttons was clever. I could've even gotten behind the paper thing if it hadn't been goatse. But spray-painting the White House walls shows how much reverence they had for the place.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

343 >>What. The fuck. Ever.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

(tips cap, politely)

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (77WPm)

344 338 Oh, come on now. Everyone knows British intelligence is covering for Prince Andrew. Most likely 007 did it and no one in the US intelligence groups are going to call them on it.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (lMoky)

Impossible. If it was 007, there would have been a huge set piece in the prison and the entire thing would have imploded at the end. Guy is a total drama queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

345 Trump sends message to pelosi: I got no time for this now.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kqa3st

=======

this whole thing is beyond stupid, it's dangerous, just ignore it.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (FEQY4)

346 Da - Da Da Da - Da Da - Da Da
Can't Hang This !!!

Posted by: MC Espstein at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (zWYuS)

347 Well, unless the prosecutor goes judge Chopin.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (yL25O)
++++++++++++
This ship is starting to founder. I think it hit a Schoenberg.

Enjoy unlistenable Avante Garde.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)

348 What. The fuck. Ever.

Took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
You shit is getting so tiresome JS Is going Snark more & more & your side doesn't get the message

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)

349 Jim Jordan: Mr. Chairman, I don't see how this is outing the whistleblower? The witness has testified in his deposition that he doesn't know who the whistleblower is. You have said, even though no one believes you, you have said that you don't know who the whistleblower is. So, how is this outing the whistleblower to find out who this whistleblower is?

Exactly.

Both Schiff and Voldemort are basically admitting they know who the whistleblower is, although they say they do not.

Liars caught lying. Go Jordan.

thegatewaypundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (vEIlU)

350 Does this shit show continue this afternoon and who's testifying?

Please tell me it's not Vindman still.

Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (cF8AT)

351 290 What is worse than Khan Noonian Singh?

Khan Noonian Singh the Klingon
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Dp5C+)

The real life Khan Noonan Singh will be a Democratic eugenics AI program gone rogue.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (e1mEI)

352 Is this a new kind of meth that doesn't turn you into a toothless stick figure?

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

353 What evidence?
Apparently the ligature/bed spread and all of Epstein's bedding and closer was thrown away and never analyzed by investigators or retained.
Deep State controls the horizontal and vertical.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (h/bx2)

Well the evidence locker was getting really full and everyone knew that Epstein committed suicide, so in order to save construction costs for more storage room, we just did a little cleanup!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (BiNEL)

354 F'ing Vindman. Man, the f'ing guy.
What a weasel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (r+sAi)

355 331 325 The 'W' thing is just what was reported. They left a ton of really bad stuff too. Like going around to every printer and inserting one porno pic upside-down halfway down the blank paper stack in all the trays. Hell, they even spray-painted vulgar graffiti on a wall. I was there.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

==========

"So was I."
-Brian Williams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

Williams, it was your daughters ass on that pic.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (ZS+GP)

356 "In TOS, the only episode I can think of the Romulans actually being seen is the sub episode one, Balance of Terror(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

I think the Romulans were also in an episode where the Romulan commander chick wants to get busy with Mr. Spock while Capt. Kirk steals the cloaking device.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (OD2ni)

357 >>Late to the party but I believe it was NOT Swallowell who farted live on TV because everyone knows his farts don't make noise.
=========

Yeah, well, this time he went nuclear

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (NVYyb)

358 Vindman turned into a stuttering f*ck when asked if he thought it was wrong when Biden actually did what Trump is only accused of doing.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (LBO1U)

359 there was some lore that romulans and Vulcans were the same species. they split due to philosophy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (iVYyw)

360 But spray-painting the White House walls shows how much reverence they had for the place.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

Kinda like (now viral) pic of the milk-chocolate messiah yucking it up with some aides while he's propped-up his feet on the Resolute Desk.
I seethe every time I see it.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:31 PM (77WPm)

361 So how damaging would it be for Hunter to take the fifth in a Senate trial ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2019 02:31 PM (rpxSz)

362 You shit is getting so tiresome JS Is going Snark more & more & your side doesn't get the message
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)

I knew Biggie Boy would show up on the offense

Posted by: alter ego at November 19, 2019 02:31 PM (U7k5w)

363 If you can't be
With the one you'd hang
Hang the one you're with !!!
Doo Doo Doo - Doo Doo Doo - Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo - Doo Doo Doo

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, and Epstein at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (zWYuS)

364 I suspect Epstein's young pussy hobby is a sideshow, tinsel, the real story is he built his mysterious fabulous wealth working with tens of billions of skimmed/re-routed dollars from foreign aid, IMF funds.

Posted by: yop at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (nqhkI)

365 I think the Romulans were also in an episode where the Romulan commander chick wants to get busy with Mr. Spock while Capt. Kirk steals the cloaking device.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (OD2ni)

Dammit. You are right.

How could I forget 'Vulcan Death Grip'?!?!

*hands over ST Fan Card*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

366 I wanted to make a comment regarding a topic in the previous thread. My mom said that her uncle came back from "The Great War" vowing to never give a nickel to the Red Cross. They were selling stuff to the soldiers that they were supposed to give away. Institutional grifting.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (DBGf/)

367 You shit is getting so tiresome JS Is going Snark more more your side doesn't get the message

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)

Nice job firing a shot when the principals had already called a truce.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (77WPm)

368
Haydn's music isn't Baroque (classical)
btw my fave composer

Posted by: Dennis Prager at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (LilNs)

369 In TOS, the only episode I can think of the Romulans actually being seen is the sub episode one, Balance of Terror(?)

Steal the cloaking device one ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (LPnfS)

370
there was some lore that romulans and Vulcans were the same species. they split due to philosophy.>>
That was on the Balance of Power episode, when we first saw Romulans, where Spock's dad played a romulan.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (754s8)

371 I'm not a big fan of Dune but one of the things I like is the fact there are no humanoid aliens.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

372 The Klingons

... Their only rule of life is that rules are made to be broken by shrewdness, deceit, or power. Cruelty is something admirable; honor is a despicable trait. ...

Physically the Klingons are slightly oriental looking, dark complexioned, with busy eyebrows that arch up at both ends. The men, without exception, are bearded. They have no patience with women, even their own, and treat them as sometime useful animals.

pg 257. The Making of Star Trek: What it is - How it happened - How it works. Stephen E. Whitfield and Gene Roddenberry. Ballantine Books. 1968.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Dp5C+)

373 "I'd forgotten about that fucking lie."

You were supposed to.

Posted by: US Navy at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (fE1wp)

374 Vindman turned into a stuttering f*ck when asked if he thought it was wrong when Biden actually did what Trump is only accused of doing.
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (LBO1U)

Vindman looks like every weasel in every television courtroom drama.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (CqE5x)

375 You shit is getting so tiresome JS Is going Snark more more your side doesn't get the message

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)

==========

I bet you thought that made sense when you typed it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (NVYyb)

376 the gop is a bunch of cucked fairies if no person goes to jail for lying to congress after being swat raided at 5am.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (FEQY4)

377 IDK. Those romulan chicks never showed the cleavage that the Klingon chicks did. But then, their faces were prettier.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (DBGf/)

378 You're once, twice, three times and pedo
And I'll ha-a-a-ang you !!!

Posted by: Lionel Epstein at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (zWYuS)

379 Vindman looks like every weasel in every television courtroom drama.

===

that's LTC Vindman, you cake eating maggots!!! ohhhh rahhhhhhh.

what a piece of shit.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (FEQY4)

380 Those ladies being represented by Gloria Alred doesn't help their case.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (ZS+GP)

381 Off topic.

Is it just me, or is Netflix now just a sewer of wokeness and intersectionality, with absolutely nothing worth watching except for the occasional content they bring in from AMC or FX.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (+fPHo)

382 377 IDK. Those romulan chicks never showed the cleavage that the Klingon chicks did. But then, their faces were prettier.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (DBGf/)

=========

Nichelle Nichols in Mirror, Mirror.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

383 The Enterprise Incident by D.C. Fontana gave us the Vulcan death grip

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (Dp5C+)

384 I pray that the light colonel NEVER gets a promotion to full colonel.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (DBGf/)

385 Did anyMoron claim the
Thought I had to crap but just Represented.
joke yet?

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (FhXTo)

386 I saw Snark More More open for Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (1XNk8)

387
I think the Romulans were also in an episode
where the Romulan commander chick wants to get busy with Mr. Spock while
Capt. Kirk steals the cloaking device.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 19, 2019 02:30 PM (OD2ni)

On a vaguely related side note, the JJ Abrams Star Trek movie was, IMO, pretty good, but they lost me completely when they had Spock shacking up with Uhura. The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series. They should have brought it to fruition in the movie, dammit. Give a girl SOMETHING.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (rP4OC)

388 >>> "Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein--name three things that don't hang themselves. That's what the American people think...and they deserve some answers."

I think I'm in love! The only decent Kennedy in politics right there.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (hvf9s)

389 364 I suspect Epstein's young pussy hobby is a sideshow, tinsel, the real story is he built his mysterious fabulous wealth working with tens of billions of skimmed/re-routed dollars from foreign aid, IMF funds.
Posted by: yop at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (nqhkI)

This and blackmail from the young pussy hobby

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (U7k5w)

390 384 I pray that the light colonel NEVER gets a promotion to full colonel.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (DBGf/)

=========

Yeah, then he may really become a political animal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (q80AH)

391 Didn't North Korea blackmail Sony because they said Kim has no asshole ?

So this Dem must be similar.

Mmm. Similar to Cartman.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (pB6Gt)

392 Wait a second. You guys are saying that the staff of a president who used a plump intern as a humidor were classless or worse in their departure? I know for a fact that this cannot be true because Donald J. Trump invented boorishness. Singlehandedly. All alone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (iys0/)

393 Looks like they're starting again.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 02:35 PM (T6t7i)

394 I pray that the light colonel NEVER gets a promotion to full colonel.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (DBGf/)

Oh, you can bet your last dollar that if this POS is still in uniform at the start of the next Democrat Administration he'll be promoted in record time.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:35 PM (77WPm)

395 I suspect Epstein's young pussy hobby is a sideshow, tinsel, the real
story is he built his mysterious fabulous wealth working with tens of
billions of skimmed/re-routed dollars from foreign aid, IMF funds.
==========

I'm very curious as to how he made a half-billion dollars, ostensibly in the markets, and no one in New York says they ever knew him to trade.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:35 PM (NVYyb)

396 Christine Chapel

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:36 PM (Dp5C+)

397 They're starting again. Now we can snark more more.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:36 PM (1XNk8)

398 386 I saw Snark More More open for Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (1XNk

*******
hahahahah!

stahp

Posted by: overit at November 19, 2019 02:36 PM (sI15f)

399 I pray that the light colonel NEVER gets a promotion to full colonel.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (DBGf/)
+++++++++++
Light Colonel: Half the calories, all the bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:36 PM (I2dne)

400 Snark makes the world go 'round.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

401 I would like to give Vindaloumon and the Democrats Agonizers. Or the Hot Needle of Inquiry.

Heck. Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (Dp5C+)

402 Never really thought the Klingons were supposed to be black. More swarthy Slavic/middle eastern in coloration, to my mind.

So more Justin Trudeau of Canada.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

Klingons play dress-up?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

403
That looks terrifying.

Not gonna lie: I like the songs in "Cats." But I'm all set when it comes to seeing it brought to life.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)
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I saw "Cats" on stage in London back in the day. It was a wonderful, theatrical experience.

This CGI'd up version? Looks creepy as hell. Looks like they messed with the storyline, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

404 Hey Jeff - where you goin' with that rope in your hand ?
Hey Jeff - where you goin' with that rope in your hand ?
Well I ain't fuckin' hangin' myself
I'm a six foot man with a five foot bed !!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Hendrix at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (zWYuS)

405 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

406 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

407 I can't watch FOX News

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (CqE5x)

408 Gee. It's almost as if you guys have lost faith in the FBI or something.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (v0R5T)

409 Oh, you can bet your last dollar that if this POS is still in uniform at the start of the next Democrat Administration he'll be promoted in record time.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:35 PM (77WPm)

If I were President, he'd be reassigned to a one man radio listening post on Attu Island, Alaska.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (J+mig)

410 381
Off topic.

Is it just me, or is Netflix now just a sewer of wokeness and
intersectionality, with absolutely nothing worth watching except for the
occasional content they bring in from AMC or FX.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (+fPHo)

I really only watch repeats of old series and/or anime I can't easily find somewhere else. The only one of Netflix's original series I watch is "Stranger Things," and that's got may be two more seasons left in its tank, max.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (rP4OC)

411 The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series.

Chapel ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

412 Has the media ever come across a Democrat who could be questioned aggressively?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

413 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

Missed it by --> <--

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (77WPm)

414 404 Hey Jeff - where you goin' with that rope in your hand ?
Hey Jeff - where you goin' with that rope in your hand ?
Well I ain't fuckin' hangin' myself
I'm a six foot man with a five foot bed !!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Hendrix at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (zWYuS)

I am literally crying. hilarious

Posted by: overit at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (sI15f)

415 411 The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series.

Chapel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

Synagogue.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

416 The Cats movie has way too much CGI... might as well made it animated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (Dp5C+)

417 410 The only one of Netflix's original series I watch is "Stranger Things," and that's got may be two more seasons left in its tank, max.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (rP4OC)

=========

I remember reading that the next season will be the show's last.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

418
**wags finger**
I did not have murderous relations with that man, Jeffery Epstein.

Posted by: Hillary at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (88+cf)

419 Posted by: alter ego at November 19, 2019 02:31 PM (U7k5w)
SloggDogg must have burned his last account Snoreregard the Beauregard

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (BqBId)

420 Vindman drama. Read an article that breathlessly said that the Army is preparing a place at a base to protect the Vindman family from any threat of violence.

Oh puuuuleeeez. The average American in Democrat controlled cities are in far more danger than this pudgy mook.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

421 like Prager, I'm on the Haydn Viennese tea wagon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (NVYyb)

422 TJM, you only get one perfect timed post per day.

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (fE1wp)

423 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:32 PM (Dp5C+)

Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

424 Funny because Nurse Chappell in real life was Rodednberry's wife. Maybe Spock was Roddenberry's alter ego.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (DBGf/)

425 Is it just me, or is Netflix now just a sewer of wokeness and
intersectionality, with absolutely nothing worth watching except for the
occasional content they bring in from AMC or FX.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (+fPHo)

I really only watch repeats of old series and/or anime I can't easily find somewhere else. The only one of Netflix's original series I watch is "Stranger Things," and that's got may be two more seasons left in its tank, max.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (rP4OC)

The Crown is pretty good.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

426 411 The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series.

Chapel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

Maybe this is just a girl guy thing, but I never really saw it as a love story- more like a crush. She had a crush on a nice, safe unobtainable dude- who had issues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

427 422 TJM, you only get one perfect timed post per day.
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (fE1wp)

=========

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (q80AH)

428 I remember reading that the next season will be the show's last.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

Stranger Things would have been so much better as an anthology series with every season replacing the cast and telling a different story every time, sort of like American Horror Story but not dumb.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (KUaJL)

429 411
The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series.

Chapel ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

See, it's been too long since I watched the show. LOL! Where's Nurse Chapel from, dang it. She's someone somewhere.

But yes, Nurse Chapel.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (rP4OC)

430 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yleb8iqI2cY

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Au/5M)

That looks terrifying.

Not gonna lie: I like the songs in "Cats." But I'm all set when it comes to seeing it brought to life.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)

Nope, didn't see what I liked about the stage version there. I saw a traveling production once, and most of it was ok, but in the right front there was this one chorus line dancer in a brown and white skin tight costume (and I mean SKIN tight, none of this fur stuff!) and I tell you, she was WELL endowed, and she was workin' it! You know she's all I really remember about that play, and she didn't even have a speaking part. Well she didn't need one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

431 I think "Cats" is a terrible story with terrible music. The only reason it's still around is the T-shirts with the cat's eyes on it.

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (eAZVt)

432 >>> On a vaguely related side note, the JJ Abrams Star Trek movie was, IMO, pretty good, but they lost me completely when they had Spock shacking up with Uhura. The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series. They should have brought it to fruition in the movie, dammit. Give a girl SOMETHING.

JJ admitted he was never ever a Star Trek fan. My personal head canon is that he watched like maybe three three eps of TOS, saw the one where Uhura is flirting playfully with Spock in jest, and was like, there! That's the love interest!

I loved Scotty and Uhura together in the original movies. I was steamed when Jar Jar Abrams put Spock and Uhura together. But other than that the first movie was good.

Second movie, should have made Cumberbatch's character a second in command of Kahn, NOT Khan himself. Lets Khan stay awesome. But no, JJ has to go and be dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (hvf9s)

433 Where's nurse CHAMBERS from. Holy crap, my head's stuck in a washing machine apparently.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (rP4OC)

434 411 The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series.

Chapel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

Synagogue.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

Well ... after we play Cowboys and Muslims there won't be any Mosques in the future ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (LPnfS)

435 424 Funny because Nurse Chappell in real life was Rodednberry's wife. Maybe Spock was Roddenberry's alter ego.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:39 PM (DBGf/)

=========

Majel Barrett was apparently the only woman who tolerated Gene's constant marital indiscretions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (q80AH)

436 On a vaguely related side note, the JJ Abrams Star Trek movie was, IMO, pretty good, but they lost me completely when they had Spock shacking up with Uhura. The Spock/Nurse Chambers unrequited love story from TOS was one of my favorite things in that series. They should have brought it to fruition in the movie, dammit. Give a girl SOMETHING.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:34 PM (rP4OC)
--------
What grinds my gears is that Zachary Quinto is gay. He wouldn't appreciate kissing Zoe Saldana.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (3Z6pZ)

437 I think "Cats" is a terrible story with terrible
music. The only reason it's still around is the T-shirts with the cat's
eyes on it.

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (eAZVt)

Seconded.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (77WPm)

438 I suspect Epstein's young pussy hobby is a sideshow, tinsel, the real
story is he built his mysterious fabulous wealth working with tens of
billions of skimmed/re-routed dollars from foreign aid, IMF funds.
==========

I'm very curious as to how he made a half-billion dollars, ostensibly in the markets, and no one in New York says they ever knew him to trade.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Supplying undersge pussy to the rich and famous.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (ob5xJ)

439 hey creeper!

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (RU4sa)

440 416 The Cats movie has way too much CGI... might as well made it animated.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (Dp5C+)

The Cat Girl has spoken.

Animated would make more sense as it would eliminate the creepy uncanny valley CGI effect that is probably muddying what they are trying to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

441 Now it's SOP to mic both ends of the alimentary canal?

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (RuIsu)

442 432 JJ admitted he was never ever a Star Trek fan. My personal head canon is that he watched like maybe three three eps of TOS, saw the one where Uhura is flirting playfully with Spock in jest, and was like, there! That's the love interest!

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (hvf9s)

=========

Nicholas Meyer, who directed Start Trek II and VI, had never seen an episode of Star Trek before they hired him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (q80AH)

443 Rush clip, Vindman, my job is to coordinate foreign policy --- I prepared talking points for President Trump --- he did not follow them.

So Vindman is the boss, WOW.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (ZS+GP)

444 I can't tell if this is new. It seems like CSPAN is replaying the morning.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 02:42 PM (T6t7i)

445 I figured out where I've seen the Vindman brothers before.

Good Morning Vietnam!

https://tinyurl.com/rs9hljt

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

446 Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 02:33 PM (NVYyb)
******
Oh goody on to Grammar Nazi ! where did the mean man hurt you?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:42 PM (BqBId)

447 405 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++++
I think you mean "method not allowed."

Geeze, man. We have standards for a reason!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

448 433 Where's nurse CHAMBERS from

She came in through the bathroom window.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 02:42 PM (1XNk8)

449 https://tinyurl.com/tmgax9w

The love's gone cold...
My woke friends have all been sold.

Posted by: overit at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sI15f)

450 Nood

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (754s8)

451 Second movie, should have made Cumberbatch's character a second in command of Kahn, NOT Khan himself. Lets Khan stay awesome. But no, JJ has to go and be dumb.
Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (hvf9s)

I didn't mind the casting. I minded a lot else about the movie, but Cumberbatch does well when he's playing a high functioning sociopath.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

452 297
http://bit.ly/2O119HH

*******

CLASSY: Obama Aides Allegedly Left 'You Will Fail' Notes For Trump White House Staffers

*******

GP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

++++++++++

At least it wasn't vandalism like the Clinton Crew. They popped all the "W" keys off the keyboards at the White House.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

Interesting.... what did they now about the coup and when did they know it? These sorts of things sort of speak to their state of mind cognizance of guilt, no?

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

453 blackmail.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (DBGf/)

454 Vindman drama. Read an article that breathlessly said that the Army is preparing a place at a base to protect the Vindman family from any threat of violence.

===

you mean like 5am swat raids for lying to congress?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (FEQY4)

455 the first fan pr0n was all the Mary Sues who thought they could break through that cold logic and get lucky with Spock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (Dp5C+)

456 Ben sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

457 Nicholas Meyer, who directed Start Trek II and VI, had never seen an episode of Star Trek before they hired him.

Which is why he didn't know that Trek was stuck in 2 dimensions and fixed that.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

458 There's a White House over yonder
That's where my buddy Clinton stayed
Well there's a White House over yonder
That's where my buddy Clinton stayed
I ain't been home to see my island
In ninety-nine and one half days

Wait a minute something' wrong here
The camera to my cell ain't on
Wait a minute somethings wrong here
The camera to my cell ain't on
I got a bad, bad feeling
My time 'round here ain't long

But that's all right - I'm still taller than this bunk bed - look out now

*guitar solo*

Posted by: Jeffrey Hendrix at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (zWYuS)

459 Chapel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

Synagogue.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

Ziggurat.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (hvf9s)

460 Second movie, should have made Cumberbatch's
character a second in command of Kahn, NOT Khan himself. Lets Khan stay
awesome. But no, JJ has to go and be dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (hvf9s)

I remember all the lead up to that movie. "It's not about Khan! Really!"

No, it was totally Khan.

Just like "Lost" wasn't about a bunch of characters stuck in limbo after death... except that's totally what they were.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (rP4OC)

461 Chapel ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at November 19, 2019 02:38 PM (LPnfS)

See, it's been too long since I watched the show. LOL! Where's Nurse Chapel from, dang it. She's someone somewhere.

But yes, Nurse Chapel.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (rP4OC)

Nurse Chapel was Majel Barrett, Gene Roddenberry's wife.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (Kpl3J)

462 I keep coming back to HOW in the hell did he 'hang himself' from something that is not as tall as he is?

You can hang yourself sitting on the floor; you just need to apply enough pressure to your neck to overcome systolic blood pressure (120 mm Hg). A ligature and a 5 lb. weight would do.

No need to be suspended in the air.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (YLq84)

463 I'm very curious as to how he made a half-billion dollars, ostensibly in the markets, and no one in New York says they ever knew him to trade.

cattle futures washed through the Clinton Foundation with $6 billion in unaccounted for funds while Hillary was SoS seems plausible

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (XTiHL)

464 I keep coming back to HOW in the hell did he 'hang himself' from something that is not as tall as he is?

You can hang yourself sitting on the floor as long as you can contrive a way to apply 10 lbs. of pressure to your neck (i.e., enough pressure to overcome systolic blood pressure).

Not asserting the Epstein committed suicide, necessarily, but saying that you don't have to be suspended in the air to hang yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (YLq84)

465 451
I didn't mind the casting. I minded a lot else about the movie, but Cumberbatch does well when he's playing a high functioning sociopath.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

==========

He chews that scenery super good.

But the movie around it is pretty harsh garbage.

I like the sequence where Kirk and Khan fly through the debris field, though. It's well done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

466 Oops. Thought it didn't go through the first time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (YLq84)

467 Second movie, should have made Cumberbatch's
character a second in command of Kahn, NOT Khan himself. Lets Khan stay
awesome. But no, JJ has to go and be dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (hvf9s)

Cumberbatch is a galactic-level douche, but I actually thoroughly enjoyed his portrayal of Khan. Nobody can replace the original, but as a reboot I thought the smug confidence of the new one to also be on character. That said, I can absolutely see where people who disagree are coming from.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (77WPm)

468 Hay, SMH! How's your family?

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (fE1wp)

469 Rush clip, Vindman, my job is to coordinate foreign policy --- I prepared talking points for President Trump --- he did not follow them.

So Vindman is the boss, WOW.
Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (ZS+GP)

Yup, and this is why he went after the President.

Broke his 'rice bowl'.

Kept clocking himself in the Chain of Command, when he never actually reported this TO the Chain of Command. If I was his boss I'd already have him up on charges of insubordination.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:45 PM (NgKpN)

470 But Nicholas Myer knew how to tell a story. We got a Horaito Hornblower type battle in space because of him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:45 PM (Dp5C+)

471 454 Vindman drama. Read an article that breathlessly said that the Army is preparing a place at a base to protect the Vindman family from any threat of violence.

===

you mean like 5am swat raids for lying to congress?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 02:43 PM (FEQY4)

They should be preparing to give Vindman the choice of leaving service or being prosecuted.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:45 PM (ZS+GP)

472 470 But Nicholas Myer knew how to tell a story. We got a Horaito Hornblower type battle in space because of him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:45 PM (Dp5C+)

==========

Yeah, I agree.

I just don't like the argument that in order to make a good adaptation of something you have to be a fan of it to begin with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

473
I'm very curious as to how he made a half-billion dollars, ostensibly in the markets, and no one in New York says they ever knew him to trade.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Supplying undersge pussy to the rich and famous.
====
and then blackmailing them.

The blackmail was not straight cash payment. That causes tax problems. They had to "invest" in his fund. He kept the profits off the principle, brokerage fees, expenses, membership fee etc etc.

Posted by: blackmail is tricky because it gets you killed, if it doesn't cause tax problems first at November 19, 2019 02:47 PM (7nYp2)

474 472 470 But Nicholas Myer knew how to tell a story. We got a Horaito Hornblower type battle in space because of him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:45 PM (Dp5C+)

Russ Myer, Russ Myer.

Posted by: Claude the chubby chaser at November 19, 2019 02:47 PM (ZS+GP)

475 >>> Majel Barrett was apparently the only woman who tolerated Gene's constant marital indiscretions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:40 PM (q80AH)

There are rumors that Roddenberry sexually harassed and/or assaulted Grace Lee Whitney, aka Yeoman Rand, and it necessitated her dropping out of the show. No idea if it's true. But I think Roddenberry would not have survived a #metoo era very well.

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2019 02:47 PM (hvf9s)

476 The second Abrams Trek movie.. after all the hype of going in a new direction and what do they do? Resurrect Khan.

I walked away.

And has anyone seen a new STD graphic that is weird to me. The Vulcan hand sign turned palm inward over blueuniform where a human heart would be?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:48 PM (Dp5C+)

477 476 The second Abrams Trek movie.. after all the hype of going in a new direction and what do they do? Resurrect Khan.

I walked away.

And has anyone seen a new STD graphic that is weird to me. The Vulcan hand sign turned palm inward over blueuniform where a human heart would be?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 02:48 PM (Dp5C+)

========

Star Trek Beyond is really good, though.

It's very fun and hearkens back to the original TOS spirit more than anything in years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

478 You can hang yourself sitting on the floor as long as you can contrive a way to apply 10 lbs. of pressure to your neck (i.e., enough pressure to overcome systolic blood pressure).

Not asserting the Epstein committed suicide, necessarily, but saying that you don't have to be suspended in the air to hang yourself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 02:44 PM (YLq84)

Except that you leave out the very Human instinct of survival. Which is why you can't strangle yourself with your own hands.

I certainly don't see Epstein as having the WILL to be able to strangle himself in that manner, without help.

And it wouldn't be 10 total lbs of pressure, but 10 PSI on a very specific location. Somehow created by a bedsheet? Would be MUCH easier to do with a rope or cord (the sheet having much more surface area, thus taking more pressure).

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:50 PM (NgKpN)

479 Nicholas Meyer, who directed Start Trek II and VI, had never seen an episode of Star Trek before they hired him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 02:41 PM (q80AH)

IIRC, the first thing he did after being hired was binge watch the entire series over a weekend, to get a feel for the material.

That's what you do when you're working with an established property. Find out what it is before putting your two cents in.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 19, 2019 02:51 PM (J+mig)

480 My memory is likely faulty but didn't Anthony Bourdain hang himself from his doorknob?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 19, 2019 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

481 I certainly don't see Epstein as having the WILL to be able to strangle himself in that manner, without help.
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Well, people who do this stuff to themselves successfully rig it up so that when the go unconscious (less than 10 seconds) their body weight maintains the pressure. Like a choke hold, if you occlude blood flow to the brain you are out in seconds. If you maintain the pressure two plus minutes, gonna be fatal. Now you probably wouldn't fracture the hyoid bone in this scenario. Usually.

Posted by: not a pathologist at November 19, 2019 02:55 PM (Q2aW6)

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BTW, did Worf ever explain how Klingon's evolved from hipster-looking douches to Hell's Angels wannabes?

This was explained in Star Trek Enterprise Season 4 Episode 15 'Affliction'

While visiting earth, Dr Phlox is abducted by the Klingons and forced to research a cure for a virus destined to wipe out the race.

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at November 19, 2019 02:55 PM (GzDud)

483 480 My memory is likely faulty but didn't Anthony Bourdain hang himself from his doorknob?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 19, 2019 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

I remember some report of that, but I'd sure like to see how.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 02:56 PM (NgKpN)

484 My memory is likely faulty but didn't Anthony Bourdain hang himself from his doorknob?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 19, 2019 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

I remember some report of that, but I'd sure like to see how.
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Yes. Red scarf.

also the gal that made handbags. Red scarf.

Posted by: not a pathologist at November 19, 2019 02:58 PM (BVZ8o)

485 Robin Williams hung himself with a belt from his closet doorknob. Coroner said he simply leaned forward until he passed out and then within a few minutes brain death from continued lack of circulation.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2019 03:00 PM (v2Axo)

486 >>> I remember some report of that, but I'd sure like to see how.
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Yes. Red scarf. also the gal that made handbags. Red scarf.

Red scarves are a menace! Ban red Scarves!

Posted by: Anti Red Scarf Lobby at November 19, 2019 03:01 PM (hvf9s)

487 485 Robin Williams hung himself with a belt from his closet doorknob. Coroner said he simply leaned forward until he passed out and then within a few minutes brain death from continued lack of circulation.
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He was kind of short. Surprised he didn't hang himself properly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 03:03 PM (yRAFu)

488 >>>Nurse Chapel was Majel Barrett, Gene Roddenberry's wife.<<<

It was the barbed cock of pon farr that kept Nurse Chapel begging for more.

Posted by: FBI Investigator at November 19, 2019 03:12 PM (2Mnv1)

489 The term criminal enterprise in this is about the soon to be discovered decades of false records about cell checks and other things claimed to have been done that were not done because of sleeping or he'll sometimes not even there but guard buddy signed it off for you and you covered him the next time while you both were doing mandatory overtime. Not just these two assholes but all of them. And what about the supervisors? And their bossses?

Criminal Enterprise as in government employees claiming payment for services not done cause that is just what government employees do.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 19, 2019 04:48 PM (D2xaQ)

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