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Blood-Soaked Bride of ISIS Begs to Be Permitted to Return to America, Which She Renounced, Whining That She Wants to be Permitted to Drive a Car Again

Guantanamo Bay is American territory, right?

NBC News, of course, pleads her case for her.

NBC News wants you to pity Hoda Muthana, and who are you, O mortal, to answer back to NBC News? Hoda is a simple, down-to-earth, hijab-wearing Alabama gal who decided one day to travel to Syria to join the Islamic State (ISIS). But hey, everyone makes mistakes, right? "I want to have my own car," pines Hoda, and how could you possibly resist such an all-American appeal?

Only the most grudging "Islamophobe" would dare to note that Hoda's desire to have her own car is downright chilling in light of her earlier call for Muslims in America to "go on drive-bys, and spill all of their blood" -- that is, the blood of the unbelievers that Hoda can't wait to return and live among now.

But surely Hoda Muthana herself wouldn’t take her brand new car and use it for one of those drive-bys she wanted, would she? Of course not: she says she "regrets every single thing" she said in those halcyon days of the Islamic State, and thinks it is only just to let her come back to her Sweet Home Alabama: "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

Hit the link to PJMedia to see NBC pleading he case.

NBC is pleading the case of an ISIS bitch. ISIS is a terrorist group which explicitly supports rape as a tool of terrorism.

NBC has previously covered up for and protected Harvey Weinstein, who used both rape and intimidation and tools.

The media really loves terrorists and serial rapists, doesn't it?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:49 PM




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1 FIRST!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)

2 Guantanamo Bay is American territory, right?
===
Ace hits one out of the park.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (xptlg)

3 Just missed first...Again!!

Posted by: Hillary at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (N4xQB)

4 Every time I think the mass media can't get any stupider...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (7s3Gx)

5 Islam is right about women.

Posted by: Blanco at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (Nzscs)

6 Content not read.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)

7 Put her in a Corvair.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (vkS2Z)

8 Don't let her back in. She's been radicalized.

Posted by: overit at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (sI15f)

9 The direct evidence that she completely betrayed our country and advocates for the death of Americans is out there. She was an active, willing participant.

F NBC.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (6mxtE)

10 I think I told you, don't need any more hoda's here.

Posted by: The Moose out Front on the sidewalk at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (vqIkG)

11 It's a religion of peace, so what's the problem with letting her back in? In fact, let's have her invite all her friends and acquaintance to immigrate as well. Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 13, 2019 02:51 PM (hdzef)

12 Oooh, I saw Blood-Soaked Bride of ISIS on late late late night TV once while pulling an all-nighter in college.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

13 I saw a video once where they launched a car from an aircraft carrier.

Yeah, that.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 02:51 PM (6mxtE)

14 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 13, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

15 *types*
*deletes*

Oh, sometimes you just want to say things on somebody else's blog, but you know you shouldn't.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 13, 2019 02:52 PM (xptlg)

16 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

Don't give a rat's ass if the following earns me a night in the box...

Fuck you, you traitorous fucking cunt.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 02:52 PM (DU2N9)

17 Seems like a sweet girl.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 13, 2019 02:53 PM (4e+hS)

18 Bring her back.

Then hang her for treason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 02:53 PM (d0FS5)

19 LOLGF

then

FOADiaF

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:53 PM (IAyXq)

20 Pretty sure she can't make San Francisco any worse. Let her move there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 02:53 PM (1ISKN)

21 It is almost tempting to say send her back to NJ, just to see who gets the better of each other, her, or Snookie. But no, She might be made a Congresswoman.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 13, 2019 02:54 PM (Fxgkp)

22 I'd be willing to let her come back and after 30 years in the slammer with exemplary behavior listen to where she is then.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 13, 2019 02:54 PM (koNhm)

23 20 Pretty sure she can't make San Francisco any worse. Let her move there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 02:53 PM (1ISKN)

Dude. Even we have standards.

Posted by: SF hobo taking a crap on the sidewalk at November 13, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

24 >> "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."



Well, your God would have us Stone you to death.

So, I will allow that.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (IAyXq)

25 Greta would not like her having a car.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (Fxgkp)

26 Let her suffer the consequences of her own actions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

27 Nope. Die in a fire, bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (2RVA8)

28 Baby you can drive my car!

Posted by: Ezra Pond at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (LaOlm)

29 Like the Roseanne Roseannadana SNL skits where there is her long rant, then they whisper a key detail to her that she didn't understand ... then she concludes with "Never Mind".


But the WOKE leftists do that with actual jihad involved, or bike locks to smash heads ... then they say "but I still want American comforts".


(Bike lock prof right back "teaching", 2 Proud Boys fight back against their attackers that ran off, they get four years in prison)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2019 02:55 PM (Cus5s)

30 OT: But has CBD oil advertising taken over anyone else's browser?

What is with the push to get me on that stuff?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 02:56 PM (1ISKN)

31 No.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

32 Let her eat Allah.

Posted by: Allie at November 13, 2019 02:56 PM (sm6Pk)

33 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

This reminds me of the meme with the soy male saying, "Doesn't the Bible say that you should love your neighbor? Why no, I'm not a Christian and I don't believe any of this stuff but maybe it will work on you."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 13, 2019 02:56 PM (RmNId)

34 Imagine if these stories were about young German-Americans who answered the Nazis' call to return to the Fatherland and claimed to regret it when they lost the war.

The sheer gall of these people never ceases to amaze me. And we continue to give in to them.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (N4xQB)

35 There are probably no less than 100 congressional districts that would elect this slag in a heartbeat.

Let that sink in. Let it marinade. And then go ahead and tell me we're voting our way out of this.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (DU2N9)

36 She should be welcomed back with open arms.
And a bucket of gasoline.
And a lit match.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (szD6V)

37 I think Disney / ABC has an opening for a Rape Facilitator.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (IAyXq)

38 Why is she still alive?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (ngSZO)

39
It Qot-to-be Hoda!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (zBaqJ)

40 This just shows that ISIS is not a threat to the US, it's just a useful way to wage internal political warfare.


Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (Eg9+v)

41 >>But has CBD oil advertising taken over anyone else's browser?


Ace has given them a Regular Thread.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (IAyXq)

42 Hoda (the Cell) Muthana

Nope, terrorists lie as easy as breathing air.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (vEIlU)

43 I think the MSM likes pedophiles as well.


/just sayin'

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (Wmf3G)

44 37 I think Disney / ABC has an opening for a Rape Facilitator.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (IAyXq)


She's missing her "button."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (zBaqJ)

45 ISIS has a THOT problem now.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (ngSZO)

46 And you just know, if they let this bitch come back, right on the government tit she'll go.

Posted by: Portnoy at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (bW2Ku)

47 I'll be nice.

That kid didn't do anything wrong. And he's two, so it's not like he's got her world view or anything. Take him and covertly adopt him to a nice American family somewhere so he can grow up normally and not turn into a lunatic.

Ms. Muthana need never see him again.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 13, 2019 02:59 PM (a6lyF)

48 The State Dept. will let her back in if she promises to testify about the Ukraine for Schiff.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

49 45 ISIS has a THOT problem now.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (ngSZO)

Radical Islamists are not famous for their tolerance of uppity women.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

50 i understand they have cars in hell: send here there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (LHQ0m)

51

She must not be a millennial. They don't like to drive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (aKsyK)

52 Blood-Soaked Bride of ISIS Begs to Be Permitted to Return to America, Which She Renounced



LOLGFY

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (PrVhQ)

53 5 Islam is right about women.
Posted by: Blanco at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (Nzscs)

---

How so?

Posted by: SMH at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (RU4sa)

54 >>And you just know, if they let this bitch come back, right on the government tit she'll go.


She's a Bomb Factory.

She'll keep shitting out little suicide bombers until her womb dries up or someone kills her for not covering up.

Let her die in the desert.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (IAyXq)

55 That's not the Yoda I remember. F'ing Disney is ruining everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (1ISKN)

56 16 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

Sure, I believe God will give you a second chance. I also believe in the Separation of Church and State. I think this is a case where it's the State's duty to hang you and send you straight to God, where you can present your arguments to Him personally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)

57 We can get you back to America, but the helicopter won't land first.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (ARrEm)

58 LOLGF




No really, get f#cked. . . in Syria, lady.Not here, not ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

59 49 45 ISIS has a THOT problem now.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (ngSZO)

Radical Islamists are not famous for their tolerance of uppity women.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Explain this one then.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (ngSZO)

60 Lake Michigan is also in U.S. territory. You don't have to fly her all the way home. Just drop her off part way would be fine.

Posted by: Miles Dyson at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (TeOcQ)

61 Who knew ISIS was bad?

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

62 No

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (qZdIZ)

63 Sorry bitch..NO

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (KOaTi)

64 55 That's not the Yoda I remember. F'ing Disney is ruining everything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (1ISKN)

Bomb your street fairs I will. Yes.

Posted by: Yoda Hoda at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

65 These women are menaces when driving while wearing their wound-up wrappings of the Muslim fashion. I am not kidding.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (xlprn)

66 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."




Nope. God gives them a second shot.

I don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (PrVhQ)

67 Let her die in the desert.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (IAyXq)


Let her die here.

On the gallows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (d0FS5)

68 I think Disney / ABC has an opening for a Rape Facilitator.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (IAyXq)

Yeah if I'm not mistaken, isn't that what this woman did over there? I could have sworn that I read somewhere that they put this woman in charge of the Yazidi sex slave girls. So she does have relevant job experience.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (RmNId)

69 She is ready to settle down now. Where have all the good men gone?!?!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:01 PM (ngSZO)

70 Posted by: SMH at November 13, 2019 03:00 PM (RU4sa)

Sorry, wrong audience.

my bad

Posted by: Blanco at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (Nzscs)

71 >>"Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."



She married not one, not two, but three ISIS terrorists.

That's two second chances by my count. Both times she chose poorly. Live with that.

In Syria.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

72 Question: Is she also renouncing Islam?

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (sX1BW)

73
Wikipedia says she's from Hackensack.

Looks like NJ-5 has it's next Congresswoman teed up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

74 Is this the same woman who was in the news earlier this year?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (so+oy)

75

She can't leave Islam. She won't survive long.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (vEIlU)

76 One thing I am pretty flat-rate about: renouncing your citizenship is a one-way street.
No do-overs.


Which means she'll be back here and registered to vote demonrat before Christmas.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (JwHjN)

77 >>Yeah if I'm not mistaken, isn't that what this woman did over there?


It is exactly what they did. They lured other women over there and they helped those animals rape every one of them.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (IAyXq)

78 Earn your way back in. Cleanup crew on an Alabama hog farm. A year should do it. Maybe go biblical on your prodigal ass and you eat what the hogs don't eat.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (e1mEI)

79 My attitude on these ISIS expats is simple:

Kill them.

Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

80
She's changed her mind about who's the Strong Horse.

Feed her some Strong Horse Cock, by all means. Put her in a Federal correctional facility in Yuma. Welcome home. Maybe you can see some cars on the distant highway once in a while.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (3ngAb)

81 72 Question: Is she also renouncing Islam?
Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (sX1BW)


OK, if we're not going to hang her, let her renounce Islam there.

Then await developments.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (d0FS5)

82 Hoda (the Cell) Muthana



Nope, terrorists lie as easy as breathing air.


Taqqiya, aka "lying to infidels." Their death cult encourages it.

Fuck that muzzie bitch with a live chainsaw. Decisions have consequences and she made hers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (HaL55)

83 Actions have consequences. Enjoy your slavery in Syria or whatever hellhole you went to.

She is not an American anymore. She is a self-made enemy of the United States and deserves none of America's protection, sympathies, benefits, luxuries or ways of life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (e/H31)

84 75

She can't leave Islam. She won't survive long.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (vEIl

She would run for Congress and win.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (ngSZO)

85 The timing is cute, though, huh?
WE JUST KILLED BAGDADI and you think now is a time to expect sympathy from the US?????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

86 We should all renounce our citizenship and become illegals. It's the only way to get the govt. to care about you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (1ISKN)

87 >>Let her die here.

On the gallows.


Let her die over there. They are not nearly as nice about these things.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:03 PM (IAyXq)

88 79 My attitude on these ISIS expats ISIS generally is simple:

Kill them.
Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (d0FS5)

89 If the reporter feels so strongly about it, invite her to live with you. You media people make big bucks. Surely you have a spare bedroom or a sleeper sofa.

Hey, there's nothing to be afraid of. She can babysit for your kids.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V Esptein didn't kill himself at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (d6Ksn)

90 Wikipedia says she's from Hackensack.

Looks like NJ-5 has it's next Congresswoman teed up.


FORE!

Oh wait, I pulled the 2-hatchet out of the bag. Call the morgue.

Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (8erNz)

91 Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."
=====

Yeah, well, I'm not God, so take it up with Him.

Then kindly go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (3Qu5L)

92 My local talk radio started out top of the hour news by focusing on Republican challenges to Schifty's witnesses.
NOT GOOD for the Democrats. Even though its right leaning programming, the "news" breaks are extremely progressive.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (Fxgkp)

93 She is not an American anymore. She is a self-made enemy of the United States and deserves none of America's protection, sympathies, benefits, luxuries or ways of life.

---

This^

Posted by: SMH at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (RU4sa)

94 5 Islam is right about women.
Posted by: Blanco at November 13, 2019 02:49 PM (Nzscs)

This is one of the more brilliant memes out there. The logic of it inevitably causes 404 errors in the NPCs.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (N4xQB)

95
Wikipedia says she's from Hackensack.

Looks like NJ-5 has it's next Congresswoman teed up.

FORE!

Oh wait, I pulled the 2-hatchet out of the bag. Call the morgue.
Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (8erNz)

-------

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

96 Sorry, I was young, impressionable and wanted to kill Americans. I also had a constant yearning between my legs that could only be satisfied by homicidal psychopaths.

Did I get that right?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (6mxtE)

97 I'm not kidding about my last post, either.

There are tons of American families looking to adopt. I totally support "punitive adoption". Punitive for the negligent, evil, moronic, sorry excuse for a parent, that is. Not for the kid or their new family.

Meth head who leaves her kid to rot while she strolls the streets for meth? He'll grow up nicely, somewhere else. The druggie will forever wonder where that somewhere else is.

Illegal immigrant who runs off as CBP closes in out in the Arizona desert, leaving his scantily clad infant in the rapidly dropping temps? The alien's going to jail; the infant's going to a loving but sterile couple in Kansas.

Totally closed. Paper trail destroyed. Forever. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (a6lyF)

98 Feed her to Conan.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (ngSZO)

99 She married not one, not two, but three ISIS terrorists.


"STEEE-RIKE THREE! YOUUUUU'RE OUT!!"

- Uncle Sam the Umpire

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (HaL55)

100 Why is she still a US citizen? Why is she allowed in a refugee camp?

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (J70i0)

101 Put her in a Corvair.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (vkS2Z)

original Pinto with det cord attached to the gas tank...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (8D42x)

102 >>>>She is not an American anymore.

Correction: She was never an American to begin with.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (RmNId)

103 Who keeps on trusting you
When you've been jihadin
Spending your nights in Raqqa

Who keeps on saying
That she still wants you
When you want to be rid of the burqa

And who keeps on loving you
When you've been lying
Condeming your homeland on TV

Well God does but I don't
And God will but I won't
That's the difference between God and me

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)

104 Sorry, I was young, impressionable and wanted to kill Americans. I also had a constant yearning between my legs that could only be satisfied by homicidal psychopaths.

Did I get that right?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (6mxtE)


Yep.

Time to chlorinate the gene pool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (d0FS5)

105 79 My attitude on these ISIS expats is simple:

Kill them.
Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:02 PM (8erNz)

Beheaded then doused in Pig's Blood.

Posted by: Allie at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (sm6Pk)

106 Way OT:

Billy Wilder's Irma La Douce and Avanti! are available on Amazon Prime Video as of today.

It's perfect timing for me. I needed a copy of Irma and was having trouble finding one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (q80AH)

107 The SPLC now has to deal with a Union after the worker voted to Unionize. LOL GF

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (FUTf3)

108 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

If I thought she deserved a second chance, I'd tell her to take it over there.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (htJYU)

109 Put her in a Corvair.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (vkS2Z)

original Pinto with det cord attached to the gas tank...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (8D42x)


don't forget the flaming Tesla's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (vEIlU)

110 96 Sorry, I was young, impressionable and wanted to kill Americans. I also had a constant yearning between my legs that could only be satisfied by homicidal psychopaths.

Did I get that right?


you forgot the part about how you're a womxn and you can't be responsible for your actions because Islam.

Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (8erNz)

111 Canada can have her. We'll take Don Cherry in a straight up trade.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (Fxgkp)

112 Fuck her. Hope she dies a horrible death. The grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it, twat?

And I wish Donald Trump really were the Hitler the left pretends he is for one day, in order to sweep up every CAIR member in a Nacht und Nebel raid and plant them behind electrified barbed wire at Club Gitmo until they died.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (Ki5SV)

113 Hackensack is the Democratic asshole of New Jersey.

Oh sorry. That's Newark.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (6mxtE)

114 43 I think the MSM likes pedophiles as well.


/just sayin'
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 13, 2019 02:58 PM (Wmf3G)

Teachers too.

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/lgbt-child- educational-curriculum-uses-nambla-talking- points-to-sexually-brainwash-kids/

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (ngSZO)

115 >>Is this the same woman who was in the news earlier this year?

Yes.
Her father was a Yemeni diplomat in the US, so she was born here but did not qualify as a US citizen. Her lawyers tried to say her father had stopped working there right before she was born or somesuch.

She's not a US citizen, so burning her ill-gotten US passport when she arrived in Syria was stupid. There is no "home" in a country you originally obtained (false) citizenship and then later renounced. Stay in Syria or go to Yemen.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

116 Sorry, I missed the part about the benefit to the Republic of your residence here.

NEXT!

Posted by: Texican ette and Epstein didn't kill himelf at November 13, 2019 03:07 PM (gou4q)

117 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

Now she's lecturing us on theology. Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (d0FS5)

118 LOL you buttered your bread now lie in it, ISIS bint.

Posted by: ptschett at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (uHE/j)

119 Beheaded then doused in Pig's Blood.
Posted by: Allie at November 13, 2019 03:06 PM (sm6Pk)

Pig's blood first, then beheaded.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (htJYU)

120 Hackensack is the Democratic asshole of New Jersey.

Oh sorry. That's Newark.
====

Balls deep, baby!

Posted by: Severely Heterosexual Corey at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (3Qu5L)

121 NBC News wants you to pity Hoda Muthana, and who are you, O mortal, to answer back to NBC News?


To be charitable, I can see some idiot at NBC mixing her up with Hoda Kotb.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

122 Her lawyers tried to say her father had stopped working there right before she was born or somesuch.

Deport her lawyers too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (d0FS5)

123 96 Sorry, I was young, impressionable and wanted to kill Americans. I also had a constant yearning between my legs that could only be satisfied by homicidal psychopaths.

Did I get that right?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (6mxtE)

Chicks dig bad boys.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

124 100 Why is she still a US citizen? Why is she allowed in a refugee camp?
Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (J70i0)

Run for Congress. Seriously.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (ngSZO)

125 >>"Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were.

God? Sins? Did she convert to Christianity?
Please show us where in the Koran we can find this forgiving God.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

126 There are probably no less than 100 congressional districts that would elect this slag in a heartbeat.

Let that sink in. Let it marinade. And then go ahead and tell me we're voting our way out of this.
Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 02:57 PM (DU2N9)


No, we're not voting our way out of this.

And we are also not Mr Sam Colting our way out of this either, if you want the cold, hard truth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (Ki5SV)

127

The Democrat Party. Supporting rapists, pedo's, terrorists and illegals. What a lovely party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (vEIlU)

128 >>Chicks dig bad boys.


They also dig ballet.

They're fuckin' crazy is what they are.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (IAyXq)

129 Damn my wifi!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (2RVA8)

130 101 Put her in a Corvair.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 13, 2019 02:50 PM (vkS2Z)

original Pinto with det cord attached to the gas tank...


Sorry, Corvairs are great. For their day. Even the early ones with the swing-axles. Yeah, weaknesses.

Pintos were crap. Utter garbage.

BTW the Pinto gas tank design was in earlier Mustangs and Falcons too...my Mustang has a plate welded over the gas tank well.

Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

131 I say let her come back. And face trial. For 'something'.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (UUkQp)

132 Jim Jordan is the greatest

Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (rpxSz)

133 Stand up in the town square over there and shout "Mohammed was a faggot" three times.

Then we'll consider your request.

Unfavorably.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (d0FS5)

134 Ha, just read an article that drudge is down 20% in visits over the last 2 months.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (r+sAi)

135 A fine American she is.

Posted by: bill ayers at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (EZkQC)

136 99
She married not one, not two, but three ISIS terrorists.


"STEEE-RIKE THREE! YOUUUUU'RE OUT!!"

- Uncle Sam the Umpire


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (HaL55)

+++
Something about this reminds me of Obama's mother. Didn't she go for a particular type?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (xlprn)

137 Hoda door hoda door

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (5l6gb)

138 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Back here? To the US?


No. Not even sorry. But. No.


I hear Somalia is really nice this time of year.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (IAyXq)

140 Ok. I forgot about that.

Revised version.

I was young, impressionable and wanted to please Allah by advocating for the murder of Americans, and fucking every homicidal psychopath who whipped out his dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (6mxtE)

141 Something about this reminds me of Obama's mother. Didn't she go for a particular type?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (xlprn)


Breathing?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (d0FS5)

142 NBC has its own line of rape buttons in the company store.

Posted by: Sponge at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

143 If Americans that renounced their citizenship are begging to be permitted to return to this freedom loving country they should avoid the US/Mexico border.
From reports it's worse than hell on wheels to cross into this horrid country now that President Trump is CIC.
So, maybe she should stay in Syria.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (E+yET)

144
We fought the Tripolitan War for this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

145 Another woman driver? No thanks.

*ducks, runs*

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

146 >>Something about this reminds me of Obama's mother. Didn't she go for a particular type?


Cash on the Glass.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (IAyXq)

147 I regret my decision and do not think I should be held accountable for it. I gave up being an American but I want to undo that. I am Western enough to believe that I - because of my sex, my former cause, and my politically-correct (at the time) agitation - should be forgiven and held utterly unaccountable. My regret should be all I need to wipe the slate clean and go wherever I want on my terms. I do not think this is unreasonable. This is a human rights issue. I am a human and have the right to happiness. My happiness depends on my past being forgiven without condition and upon my being accepted into the civilization I violently rejected.

Posted by: Hoda Muthana at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (e/H31)

148 Hodor

Posted by: Hodor at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (EZkQC)

149 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

Now she's lecturing us on theology. Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:08 PM (d0FS5)

I'm not really up on Islam but are redemption from sin and second chances don't really strike me as being the main themes of a religion that proscribes death for apostasy.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (RmNId)

150 And we are also not Mr Sam Colting our way out of this either, if you want the cold, hard truth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (Ki5SV)


Nope. This will all end. Horribly.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (DU2N9)

151 Pffft...she's originally from Jersey and she ain't even hot. Back to the stone circle she goes.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (u6xw0)

152 They said "rape" twice....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (Ct55T)

153 She would make an excellent congressional aide.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

154 My happiness depends on my past being forgiven without condition and upon my being accepted into the civilization I violently rejected.
Posted by: Hoda Muthana at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (e/H31)


My happiness depends on your dangling from a rope, jerking spasmodically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (d0FS5)

155 But its OK, she is a religious Girl, and its not like her religion teaches that its OK to lie sometimes.

OH, wait, shit.

Posted by: Don Q at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)

156
Cash on the Glass.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:11 PM (IAyXq)


++++Too funny!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (xlprn)

157 152 They said "rape" twice....
=====

They're really into it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (3Qu5L)

158
She married not one, not two, but three ISIS terrorists.

Uh, what?

I'm sorry, but if true I'd kill her myself for that. Should be an immediate death sentence, sorry.

Posted by: JEM at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (8erNz)

159 "NBC is pleading the case of an ISIS bitch. ISIS is a terrorist group which explicitly supports rape as a tool of terrorism.

NBC has previously covered up for and protected Harvey Weinstein, who used both rape and intimidation and tools.

The media really loves terrorists and serial rapists, doesn't it?"
It's not so much that they love terrorism and rape. It's that they hate straight white Christians and love anyone who harms us.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (63yRC)

160 152 They said "rape" twice....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (Ct55T)

Like rape they do.

Posted by: Yoda at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

161 Nope. Bed made, lay the fuck down.

Posted by: monkey at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (CLteG)

162 In Sweden she'd be brought back and given a pension.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (htJYU)

163 No second chances, you renounce your citizenship, your done.

Same should apply to getting dual citizenship. That concept evades me.

The mere application for another country's citizenship should be tantamount to a renouncement.

If another country has granted you dual for some reason, then at age 18, you must either renounce that other country or you have effectively renounced the US.

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

164
And we are also not Mr Sam Colting our way out of this either, if you want the cold, hard truth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (Ki5SV)


Nope. This will all end. Horribly.
Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:12 PM (DU2N9)

--------

I'm more optimistic than you guys. I think it inevitably comes to blows, and when it does, the Left's tenuous grasp on power will be readily broken. Whatever's next is anyone's guess.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (AzW6q)

165 149 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."
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Umm, there are a lot of gods to choose from. Odin knows who's been naughty and nice. The naughty ones don't last that long. Just sayin

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (yRAFu)

166 I find her completely trustworthy. And single, ready to mingle.

Posted by: klaftern at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (RuIsu)

167 She would make an excellent congressional aide.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

Pfft - she's just like Tlaib, only more committed to The Cause. Like I said earlier, there are no fewer than 100 districts who would send this cunt to the House of Reps tomorrow.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (DU2N9)

168 Nope. Bed made, lay the fuck down.
Posted by: monkey at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (CLteG)
++++++++++
Get creative. She can stand in her bed, kneel on her bed, strap her bed to her back and wander around the refugee camp, bang terrorists in her bed, cry in her bed, etc.

Plenty she can do in that bed she made.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (e/H31)

169 The Dems only like veterans when they attack Republicans. Everyone sees beyond this.

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

170 put the bitch on that sailboat with greta.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

171 She*s just like Reese Whitherspoon in that movie. Except not at all.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (pQplJ)

172 Of course not: she says she "regrets every single thing" she said in those halcyon days of the Islamic State

Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like seppuku.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (d0FS5)

173 An infantry officer with an air medal was riding the battalion commander's helicopter over a battle, not engaging in air to air combat.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (MwFQu)

174 keep her out, and also find the MSM and/or college profs that encouraged and promoted the Woke Jihad path to Enlightenment ... and send them to Syria or Gitmo as well.


At some point the "Free Speech" results in actual sedition. We see this with BikeLock prof that went to war, and with the cops or judge that protected their terrorism. The coordinated attacks are not free speech, and when mounted with help of foreign enemies, they are acts of sedition or even war against the USA.


Qatar may be one of the biggest supporters of terror within the US, but they are protected ... apparently. And the charade impeachment is about the same thing really, our politicians went to Ukraine to plot an attack on Trump's campaign, and to infiltrate the Ukraine government for "fun and profit" (aka racketeering and sedition and graft).


hang em all ... sedition, treason ... multiple other crimes.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (Cus5s)

175 She seems to be in need of a helicopter ride.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 13, 2019 03:17 PM (wtvvX)

176 Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like seppuku.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2019 03:16 PM (d0FS5

The "apology to the emperor".

Posted by: Fox2! at November 13, 2019 03:17 PM (MwFQu)

177 I'm more optimistic than you guys. I think it
inevitably comes to blows, and when it does, the Left's tenuous grasp on
power will be readily broken. Whatever's next is anyone's guess.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:14 PM (AzW6q)


The Left controls every aspect of the bureaucracy from the town level through DC. If they're losing and it looks hopeless for they they're going to take everything from the military to the power grid down with them, plus 10's of millions of people in the chaos.


It will be unspeakably awful.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:18 PM (DU2N9)

178 173 An infantry officer with an air medal was riding the battalion commander's helicopter over a battle, not engaging in air to air combat.
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As an infantry officer we were taught to fly helicopters. Pull your .45, put to the pilot's head and point to where you want to land. It works.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:18 PM (yRAFu)

179 I'm stuck at work. Are they still impeachifying?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

180 I think she should be allowed to surrender herself as enemy combatant and get tried.

Posted by: VM's phone at November 13, 2019 03:18 PM (EGSGm)

181 My dad spent 11 years in the Corp

and he was the most fucked up jackwagon you want to ever meet


Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:19 PM (rpxSz)

182 So, she got tired of playing second banana to a goat?

"Does this suicide vest make me look fat?"

In this case, I'll bypass the Bible and go straight to "what we used to do to traitors" for $600 Alex.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2019 03:19 PM (Z1ykJ)

183 She married not one, not two, but three ISIS terrorists.

You would volunteer for suicide duty after a couple days with this one

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 13, 2019 03:19 PM (D5Wea)

184 There really is no depth of depraved pretzel logic the liberal mind can't sink to.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 13, 2019 03:19 PM (u6xw0)

185 This Taylor guy is well past his sell by date

Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (rpxSz)

186 163: Yep, I'm sold.

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (U7k5w)

187 Being forgiven by God, and by your fellow man, for the sins and mistakes and errors of your past is yours for the asking. It truly is that simple. Accept the Triune God and you will be forgiven.

But that is not the same thing as escaping all civil and criminal penalties attendant to those sins and mistakes and errors.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (17+9D)

188 Does she promise she learned to parallel park while in Syria?

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

189
You made your bed, now lie in it, Stuff Sack.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

190 muzz

nope

why take a chance ?


Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:20 PM (rpxSz)

191 181 My dad spent 11 years in the Corp

and he was the most fucked up jackwagon you want to ever meet
----------------------
I did seven and have seen a lot of fucked up jackwagons but also some the best guys you'd ever want to hang with too.

My dad did thirty and he was the nicest gentleman you'd ever want to meet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (yRAFu)

192 Awful at theology too, by yiminy.

"Deserves" a second chance? I think not. Even non-calvinist arian Ordinate The Gays Wacky Christianity would not tend to claim that the second chance offered by *God* is deserved. Much less that man must offer a *deserved*(?!) second chance.

William Munny had the right of it, methinks.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (CGB5H)

193 This Taylor guy is well past his sell by date

--------------

You know, A Few Good Men, had things right.

He is upset that he has to sit up there an answer questions from these Representatives who I'm sure he feels is below him.

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

194 Plenty she can do in that bed she made.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2019 03:15 PM (e/H31)

Nice thing about those memory foam mattresses is they can hold lots of petrol and burn for hours with that cool, curly black smoke.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (Z1ykJ)

195 From npr in March:
Muthana was a college student when, without telling her family, she
bolted from Alabama to Syria to join ISIS more than four years ago.
Immediately upon her arrival she was married to an ISIS fighter and ran a
recruitment Twitter account to lure other foreign fighters. Since then,
she's been married three times --- each husband replaced after dying in
the conflict --- and now has an 18-month-old son.


Married **3** ISIS terrorists.Performed online recruitment for ISIS.That's just what she's admitted to, so. . .


NOPE

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

196 Also, what LCMS said.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (CGB5H)

197 How come straightening the nappy is not cultural appropriation ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (rpxSz)

198 So what does this Jihadji chick look like?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (yRAFu)

199 So, will the MSM be characterizing the Republicans tonight as "pouncing", or "seizing"?

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (DU2N9)

200 The media really loves terrorists and serial rapists, doesn't it?
---------

Hollywood - who hates guns - glorifies the use of guns, which they hate - to stop terrorists and serial rapists - who they love.

It's a topsy turvy world.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (uEbPt)

201 As mentioned above, she's not an American citizen (dad was actually a diplomat when she was born) ... but maybe she could apply for DACA if SCOTUS doesn't let Trump end it.

DACA eligibility guidelines do require continuous residence in the US ... but a few weeks/years long trip to Syria for waging war on the US/infidels really shouldn't be too big of hurdle for immigration lawyer to paper over. Otherwise, it is easy enough to fake the documentary evidence of continuous residence.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (hdzef)

202
Ilse, She-Wolf of the ISIS

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2019 03:23 PM (PFBvw)

203
So what does this Jihadji chick look like?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:22 PM (yRAFu)

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Like a rising star in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2019 03:23 PM (AzW6q)

204 He is upset that he has to sit up there an answer questions from these Representatives who I'm sure he feels is below him.

He can prove they're beneath him with geometric logic. They had to get elected. He didn't. That means they are subject to evaluation in the public square as to whether they're one of The Better People, whereas his appointment indicates he's a Better People By Right.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:23 PM (CGB5H)

205 William Munny had the right of it, methinks.
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (CGB5H)

What does Lennier have to do with this?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

206 184
There really is no depth of depraved pretzel logic the liberal mind can't sink to.



Posted by: Shep Smith at November 13, 2019 03:19 PM (u6xw0)

++++
I am poles apart in my thinking with the liberal left - From abortion, to illegals, to gun ownership, to street-living people, to climate change, even to that Merkle royal person. Just everything

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:24 PM (xlprn)

207
Gosh, she's a dead ringer for Ilhan Oman, serial adulterer, isn't she? They may even be ... wait for it ... scissoring sisters!

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 13, 2019 03:24 PM (pNxlR)

208
It isn't an Ilhan that doesn't blow some good.

Or brother. Or husband. Or uncle, Or...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)

209 'Blood-Soaked Bride of ISIS'? That's a Billy Idol tune, isn't it? I disremember.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (CDGwz)

210 Hoda, Hoda this bomb for me pweeze

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (M+Lyo)

211 Gosh, she's a dead ringer for Ilhan Oman, serial adulterer, isn't she? They may even be ... wait for it ... scissoring sisters!

How would that work for them? Odds are at least one, if not both, are missing their, uh, happy buttons. Right?

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (DU2N9)

212 The Left controls every aspect of the bureaucracy from the town level through DC. If they're losing and it looks hopeless for they they're going to take everything from the military to the power grid down with them, plus 10's of millions of people in the chaos.
Posted by: DocJ

This. The power grid alone, mass hysteria when phones, grocery stores, bank cards, etc no longer provide instant relief.
Not to mention heat in the northern states, it's hard to fight when you are truly freezing and you have no water or gas for your vehicles.
It's depressing many think simply putting on a colander to hide their face will solve the coming powers of evil.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (E+yET)

213 In their attempt to use religion as a dodge, these people always seem to forget the part that sin is not inconsequential.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (6mxtE)

214
Hoda, Hoda
Howdja like to kiss our ass?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 13, 2019 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

215 Guantanamo Bay is American territory, right?


If she does prove to be legally an American citizen, would she be put into "Camp Cupcake", the Federal Women's Prison at Alderson, WV?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:27 PM (ujg0T)

216

She went to be an ISIS fuck-toy. I'd say she learned a valuable set of skills for the environment she is currently in. There's no work for her here in her chosen field, so let her stay where she's at.

Posted by: imp at November 13, 2019 03:27 PM (uKiy5)

217 127 The Democrat Party. Supporting rapists, pedo's, terrorists and illegals. What a lovely party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 13, 2019 03:09 PM (vEIlU)

_______


But Trump said "pussy!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 13, 2019 03:27 PM (Vu2r1)

218
How would that work for them? Odds are at least one, if not both, are missing their, uh, happy buttons. Right?
Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:25 PM (DU2N9)


Are you saying there aren't lesbians on the Island of Misfit Toys, h8er?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 13, 2019 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

219 DocJ @ 177- Take it all down? I salute you Doc, you have made the same conclusion I have. They want, really want, to destroy America. We all know it. It will be up to us to build it (again) from damn near scratch.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2019 03:28 PM (UUkQp)

220 ...sin is not inconsequential.

The easiest tell that they (a) don't believe a word of it (or at least yours), and (b) may have investment in religion for other purposes than redemption or salvation.

Not as dramatically sacriligious and disqualifying as dancing around in a Gay Jesus halloween outfit, but just as solid evidence.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:28 PM (CGB5H)

221 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

I'm just a simple Mormon guy, but it's my understanding that Islam is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery stingy with the whole redemption from sin thing. By my understanding, they pretty much don't ever offer mercy or forgiveness.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2019 03:28 PM (9t0Zz)

222 Are you saying there aren't lesbians on the Island of Misfit Toys, h8er?

OK, I lol'd and I have no intention of explaining why to my cubicle neighbors. (tips cap)

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:28 PM (DU2N9)

223 >>So what does this Jihadji chick look like?


Not as good as my goat!

Posted by: ISIS Jihadi at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

224 The Left controls every aspect of the bureaucracy from the town level through DC. If they're losing and it looks hopeless for they they're going to take everything from the military to the power grid down with them, plus 10's of millions of people in the chaos.


It will be unspeakably awful.
Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:18 PM (DU2N9)


Agreed.

I don't want that. I do not. I fully expect I would die within the first few days.

But if the S really HTF, I would be sorely, sorely tempted to gather a few like-minded guys and gals and go full Banastre Tarleton on the media.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (Ki5SV)

225 According to the Dems, back channels for foreign policy are now bad. I guess they were ok when RFK used it to get us out of the Cuban Missile Crisis that JFK got us into. I guess they were ok when Teddy used it to try to get us out of Reagan's efforts to end the Cold War.

Posted by: SH at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

226 Maybe she and Bowe Bergdahl could get married

TREASON POWER COUPLE!!

Well, Bill Ayers and Dohrn are getting old. Somebody has to do it.

YAy! NBC.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (vcOmj)

227 Technically, no. Guantanamo Bay is not America. It is Cuba. It is leased.

Posted by: JAS at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (DBGf/)

228 I did seven and have seen a lot of fucked up jackwagons but also some the best guys you'd ever want to hang with too.

My dad did thirty and he was the nicest gentleman you'd ever want to meet.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 03:21 PM (yRAFu)

I love the Corp and have met many who served, with my dad and others.

My point was just because you served doesn't mean you can't be a jackwagon.

My dad had serious problems

he passed over

he had two daughters and didn't want anymore kids

they had me and my mom died a month later

he blamed me for her death

Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:29 PM (rpxSz)

229 I predict a weekend show on MS NBC within six months

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 13, 2019 03:30 PM (RH5tO)

230 The New York Times @nytimes
Former Gov. Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, a Democrat, told allies he would announce a 2020 presidential bid later this week
********
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Low Budget Obama Beer

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 13, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)

231 That Romanian professor who left Columbia (from the sidebar) tells a good story of modern academia but also has a slight case of dumbfuckitis. The right isn't "radicalized in the Trump era." He's just bought the leftist lie that restoration of common sense is "radical."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 13, 2019 03:30 PM (H8QX8)

232 >>Former Gov. Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, a Democrat, told allies he would announce a 2020 presidential bid later this week



Mocha Delecto

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:31 PM (IAyXq)

233 The ISIS women are worse than the men.

Leave her where she is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 13, 2019 03:31 PM (COzlW)

234 This. The power grid alone, mass hysteria when phones, grocery stores, bank cards, etc no longer provide instant relief.
Not to mention heat in the northern states, it's hard to fight when you are truly freezing and you have no water or gas for your vehicles.
It's depressing many think simply putting on a colander to hide their face will solve the coming powers of evil.
Posted by: Alice McD


Once I whacked my leftist neighbor, I'd dismantle his house and burn the wood for heat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2019 03:31 PM (PrVhQ)

235 Yeah,......... Nah!
You can't come back.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 13, 2019 03:31 PM (88+cf)

236 Something about this reminds me of Obama's mother. Didn't she go for a particular type?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (xlprn)


International cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 13, 2019 03:31 PM (y7DUB)

237 By the Blood-soaked Bride of ISIS!
You shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr Lazarus at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (DuZls)

238 By my understanding, they pretty much don't ever offer mercy or forgiveness.

BTH would be more of an authority, but I believe that they invest in "do everything as perfectly as you can, but in the end it's up Allah for the lols, unless you're a martyr".

It being up to Allah's whimsy whether to show you any mercy and Allah being inscrutable... well, it degrades mercy and near-totally obviates forgiveness IMO.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (CGB5H)

239 181 My dad spent 11 years in the Corp

and he was the most fucked up jackwagon you want to ever meet

Posted by: REDACTED
-------------
I spent that plus 19 more in the Corps - does that make me a fucked up jackwagon as well? My estranged daughter thinks so but then again she went off to college years ago as a middle of the road kinda girl and came home a liberal who detest PDJFT and all of us deplorables. I asked her the last time we spoke (in Aug) when she'd start talking to me again - when your beloved Master Trump dies in a fire. LOL

I told her - "sounds great, fuck you until then".

She stormed off into the airport. Haven't talked since.. love her to death but she unfortunately inherited my temper and stubbornness.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (lwKRt)

240 >>That Romanian professor who left Columbia (from the sidebar) tells a good story of modern academia but also has a slight case of dumbfuckitis. The right isn't "radicalized in the Trump era."


He's an Academic. He's stupid.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (IAyXq)

241 Apparently a lousy, low output breeder, not worth feedin'.

Posted by: klaftern at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (RuIsu)

242 DocJ @ 177- Take it all down? I salute you Doc, you
have made the same conclusion I have. They want, really want, to destroy
America. We all know it. It will be up to us to build it (again) from
damn near scratch.


Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2019 03:28 PM (UUkQp)

I won't survive. I know it. And (at 53) I'm pretty sure it will come before my natural end would otherwise take me. I don't think about it, therefore. But it's there. It's actually pretty obvious to me. I don't envy the survivors, either.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (DU2N9)

243 >> Take it all down? I salute you Doc, you
have made the same conclusion I have. They want, really want, to destroy
America.


Good luck. Rural America will be just fine.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:33 PM (IAyXq)

244 kill her ASAP

that didn't sound harsh, did it?

Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at November 13, 2019 03:33 PM (8KSPd)

245 That woman is suffraging!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - You don't stop lawlessness by obeying the law but by enforcing it at November 13, 2019 03:34 PM (tsO04)

246 My estranged daughter thinks so but then again she went off to college years ago as a middle of the road kinda girl and came home a liberal who detest PDJFT and all of us deplorables. I asked her the last time we spoke (in Aug) when she'd start talking to me again - when your beloved Master Trump dies in a fire. LOL

I told her - "sounds great, fuck you until then".

She stormed off into the airport. Haven't talked since.. love her to death but she unfortunately inherited my temper and stubbornness.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (lwKRt)



Ben Stein, actor, lawyer and American Spectator columnist has a theory that Leftist women are usually acting against their fathers, while Patriot women usually want to please and/or have great relationships with their fathers. Discuss.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:34 PM (ujg0T)

247 Former Gov. Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, a Democrat, told
allies he would announce a 2020 presidential bid later this week


The fiercely-heterosexual Sen. Spartacus (D-NJ) is most likely the first casualty of this latest entry. I mock The Cadillac of Governors but he actually worries me more than anyone else in the field right now. Yeah, I know, MA Governors don't have a great track record on the national stage.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:36 PM (DU2N9)

248 Ben Stein, actor, lawyer and American Spectator
columnist has a theory that Leftist women are usually acting against
their fathers, while Patriot women usually want to please and/or have
great relationships with their fathers. Discuss.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


...or had absent fathers? It fits.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 13, 2019 03:36 PM (Rvlwi)

249 Hoda Muthana is an an anchor baby . Makes it a no brainer.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 13, 2019 03:36 PM (Q5ALd)

250 22 I'd be willing to let her come back and after 30 years in the slammer with exemplary behavior listen to where she is then.
______________

Nope, not even then.

She's the daughter of a Yemeni diplomat. She's not an American. She should never be allowed back in the U.S. under any circumstance.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2019 03:37 PM (k4dH2)

251 I spent that plus 19 more in the Corps - does that make me a fucked up jackwagon as well?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (lwKRt)

Of course not ! You are prolly a fine gentleman like most

My point is that it doesn't exempt you from being a jackwagon

Posted by: REDACTED at November 13, 2019 03:37 PM (rpxSz)

252 From the Twitter comments to Nancy French's post (in the sidebar) about being treated admittedly badly by someone who is, per her inference but not explication, pro-Trump:

@bernybelvedere

Replying to @NancyAFrench @JeffreyASachs
What a scumbag. Sorry that you had to deal with that. Their moment is almost over.


It may well be. The anti-establishment/pro-Trump/pro-American/populist/[fill in the blank] moment may well be almost over. Next year's election will tell us.

The globalist shitbag professional "conservative" continuous back-stabbers' moment, however, is already over.

So I have that going for me, at least.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (e/H31)

253 Good luck. Rural America will be just fine.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:33 PM (IAyXq)

For a while, sure.

Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (DU2N9)

254 I am not sure I haved sympathy for her, she got what she wished for.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (ZCEU2)

255 Ben Stein, actor, lawyer and American Spectator columnist has a theory that Leftist women are usually acting against their fathers, while Patriot women usually want to please and/or have great relationships with their fathers. Discuss.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:34 PM (ujg0T)

Ivanka seems fairly lefty, but she has a good relationship with her father and publicly backs him. I have no idea what to conclude from that.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (N4xQB)

256
"Hearsay can be much better evidence than direct (evidence)."
Democrat Rep. Mike Quigley

Well done, Democrats.
*****
I think that about puts a bow on it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

257 I don't envy the survivors, either.
Posted by: DocJ

Truer words. Serious guys, right now we encourage patriots to leave their home states and move somewhere else/ safe because their state has been over-run with illegals, America hating born citizens, etc.
Imagine after the cataclysm.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (E+yET)

258 She's the daughter of a Yemeni diplomat. She's not an American. She should never be allowed back in the U.S. under any circumstance.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2019 03:37 PM (k4dH2)



Question for the legal eagles here: is her mother an American citizen and would that matter?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (ujg0T)

259 OT: (just a thought re: the ONT)

If google collects information about my medical condition(s), are they subject to HIPAA rules? Can I sue them for having my medical info, even though I never consented?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 13, 2019 03:39 PM (xptlg)

260 I'm not kidding about my last post, either.

There are tons of American families looking to adopt. I totally support "punitive adoption". Punitive for the negligent, evil, moronic, sorry excuse for a parent, that is. Not for the kid or their new family.

Meth head who leaves her kid to rot while she strolls the streets for meth? He'll grow up nicely, somewhere else. The druggie will forever wonder where that somewhere else is.

Illegal immigrant who runs off as CBP closes in out in the Arizona desert, leaving his scantily clad infant in the rapidly dropping temps? The alien's going to jail; the infant's going to a loving but sterile couple in Kansas.

Totally closed. Paper trail destroyed. Forever. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (a6lyF)

you, um, ah, wouldn't happen to have a news letter one could subscribe to, per chance would you?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 13, 2019 03:39 PM (8D42x)

261 Something about this reminds me of Obama's mother. Didn't she go for a particular type?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2019 03:10 PM (xlprn)

International cock.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Commie cock.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2019 03:39 PM (PrVhQ)

262 Posted by: DocJ at November 13, 2019 03:36 PM (DU2N9)
*******
I worry more about whether my next fart will unfortunately be a shart

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 13, 2019 03:39 PM (BqBId)

263 also OT:

but totally important - Today's art painting? Va va voom!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 13, 2019 03:39 PM (xptlg)

264 The New York Times @nytimes
Former Gov. Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, a Democrat, told allies he would announce a 2020 presidential bid later this week
********
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Low Budget Obama Beer
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 13, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)


As I said on another thread, he has no chance. He's angling for a cabinet or VP slot.

And remember, this is the Masshole who said 9/11 was caused by "a failure of understanding." Trump would make Cadillac Deval choke on those words.

He's a paler, dumber Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2019 03:40 PM (Ki5SV)

265 I'm not kidding about my last post, either.

There are tons of American families looking to adopt. I totally support "punitive adoption". Punitive for the negligent, evil, moronic, sorry excuse for a parent, that is. Not for the kid or their new family.

Meth head who leaves her kid to rot while she strolls the streets for meth? He'll grow up nicely, somewhere else. The druggie will forever wonder where that somewhere else is.

Illegal immigrant who runs off as CBP closes in out in the Arizona desert, leaving his scantily clad infant in the rapidly dropping temps? The alien's going to jail; the infant's going to a loving but sterile couple in Kansas.

Totally closed. Paper trail destroyed. Forever. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 13, 2019 03:05 PM (a6lyF)

[byou, um, ah, wouldn't happen to have a news letter one could subscribe to, per chance would you?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Two, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2019 03:40 PM (PrVhQ)

266 >>For a while, sure.


We'll be fine for the duration, up here.

I'd hate to be the General taked with taking a lot of these valleys out West. Be a nightmare.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:40 PM (IAyXq)

267 Join ISIS, see the world, advocate for indiscriminate murder. doink strange exotic, psychopathic men, every one of them.

I dunno. Kinda makes you want to go, doesn't it?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (6mxtE)

268 Sidebar link about Nancy French: I'm going to plunk 5 bucks down on "This either never happened or at least didn't happen anything like this."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

269 "I won't survive. I know it."

I'm thinking of Jayne, in Serenity - "Well I might!"

I'm gonna be in a little island of tranquility down here in East Texas. Hell, we'll probably have to set up and run the central commissary that'll keep the rest of you supplied.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

270 "Anyone that believes in God believes that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how harmful their sins were."

According to her "logic" if I took her 18-month-old and tortured it to death in front of her, then laughed in her face and made her eat the remains, I would deserve a second chance because

It.Doesn't.Matter.How.Harmful.The.Sin.

All I have to do is say "I'm sorry about that, can I go back to my regular life now? If you don't let me do that, the problem is with YOU not ME."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (COzlW)

271 BTH would be more of an authority, but I believe that they invest in "do everything as perfectly as you can, but in the end it's up Allah for the lols, unless you're a martyr".

It being up to Allah's whimsy whether to show you any mercy and Allah being inscrutable... well, it degrades mercy and near-totally obviates forgiveness IMO.


That's an excellent point, and I should make an addendum:

Islam offers no mercy or forgiveness in this life, and it's uncertain in the next.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (9t0Zz)

272 Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:40 PM (IAyXq

Wolverine !!!

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 13, 2019 03:42 PM (Q5ALd)

273 251 I spent that plus 19 more in the Corps - does that make me a fucked up jackwagon as well?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:32 PM (lwKRt)

Of course not ! You are prolly a fine gentleman like most

My point is that it doesn't exempt you from being a jackwagon.

Posted by: REDACTED
----------
I usually keep an even keel about everything but there are occasions when I lose my mind and revert to full Gunny Hartman no matter who's on the receiving end. It doesn't happen often but when it does - well, you know the rest. Prolly been five or six years since it happened last but when it does - oh boy.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:42 PM (lwKRt)

274 ISIS bride returns are a true fucking mystery to me. The mystery is why this is a discussion at all. Think back to the time when she was recruited. The calling card for men was easy fights followed by prisoners that you got to immolate or drown or decapitate. Det cord around the neck was too showy and ran out of favor quickly.Women got to of course be brides of these degenerate scumbags whose moral reach goal should be John Demjanjuk. The added well advertised bonus was to ride herd over the captured girls, keeping them in the rape pens. Fuck, I can't even exaggerate the horror. Why would we do anything but hand them over to Yazidi women?

Posted by: Mac at November 13, 2019 03:43 PM (fOoQ8)

275 >>Nope, not even then.



She's the daughter of a Yemeni diplomat. She's not an American.
She should never be allowed back in the U.S. under any circumstance.- - -


This.If her family is upset, they are free to join her in Syria or move to Yemen with her.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2019 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

276 271 Islam offers no mercy or forgiveness in this life, and it's uncertain in the next.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2019 03:41 PM (9t0Zz)

And the only outlet for anything at all is War.

Everything is forbidden under pain of dismemberment or death and the only thing allowed in your life is War, War, War.

Posted by: Allie at November 13, 2019 03:43 PM (sm6Pk)

277 Next to run for the Democratic nomination will be Ted Kennedy's corpse. His tag line will be "I'm Ted, not dead!"

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (6mxtE)

278 nood

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (uU9ws)

279 253 Good luck. Rural America will be just fine.
Posted by: garrett

We live as far rural as you can get before leaving the country and I can guarantee without power we will not be "just fine" from Nov-April.
Gas generators only run as long as gas is available. It's fun to read about the "cold front" hitting the south, but, when you live where it's -30 for weeks at a time, electricity is the difference between life and certain death.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (E+yET)

280 Forgiveness from God doesn't not exempt people from receiving human justice and punishment:

https://tinyurl.com/wllkruv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (WI7YS)

281 "Forgiveness from God doesn't not exempt people from receiving human justice and punishment:

https://tinyurl.com/wllkruv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (WI7YS)"

NBC called. They said please stop making cogent, substantive arguments.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2019 03:46 PM (6mxtE)

282 249 Hoda Muthana is an an anchor baby . Makes it a no brainer.
_________________

She's not an anchor baby. The children of foreign diplomats who are born in the U.S. don't get birthright citizenship, because their parents are not subject to the jurisdiction.

Even the Obama administration recognized this. It was the Obama administration that revoked this chick's U.S. passport, and said she does not get birthright citizenship because her father's diplomatic status was not terminated until 1995 (she was born in New Jersey in 1994).

The Trump administration also says she has no right to U.S. citizenship, but of course we only have to accept what the Obama administration said, because as we all know, they are the ultimate moral and legal authority on every issue. And in this case, at least, they were right.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2019 03:46 PM (k4dH2)

283 In my country, ISIS stands for surprise anal.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2019 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)

284 >>We live as far rural as you can get before leaving the country and I can guarantee without power we will not be "just fine" from Nov-April.


Then you are ill prepared.

Not too late to do something about that, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:47 PM (IAyXq)

285 Question for the legal eagles here: is her mother an American citizen and would that matter?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 13, 2019 03:38 PM (ujg0T)

Of course it would matter - and the short answer is yes, she would be a citizen with just one American parent. The American citizen parent has to have resided in the US for the requisite number of years for this to apply. (this part gets a bit complicated so I'm not going into it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2019 03:48 PM (Kpl3J)

286 My advice is to get yourself a reliable souce of fuel and a boiler so you can capture and distribute that heat.

Nowhere so rural you can't find shit that'll burn. Off Grid people are a good resource for reliable brands / units.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2019 03:50 PM (IAyXq)

287 Gas generators only run as long as gas is available. It's fun to read about the "cold front" hitting the south, but, when you live where it's -30 for weeks at a time, electricity is the difference between life and certain death.
Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:44 PM (E+yET)

4 generations ago, my great grandparents homesteaded in South Dakota. It wasn't fun, but they lived and farmed out on that homestead for 50 years before any electricity got run to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2019 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)

288 DocJ, I'm 71 and probably won't survive either. I won't go easily though.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2019 03:53 PM (UUkQp)

289 My advice is to get yourself a reliable souce of fuel and a boiler so you can capture and distribute that heat.

We have a scrap oil furnace built from an old oil tank.
Fine, all's good until there is no electricity for the circulating pump and fans. We won't run out of scrap oil, just the means to pump it into barrels and transport it home and then circulate the minimal heat it provides.
I don't know how you are set-up in rural America, but, in our case, practical has met reality many times and has come up sorely when the electricity has been out for 5-7 days.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 03:58 PM (E+yET)

290 eing forgiven by God, and by your fellow man, for your sins and mistakes and past mistakes is yours for asking. It really is that simple. Accept the Triune God and you will be forgiven.

But that is not the same thing as escaping all civil and criminal penalties attending to those sins and mistakes and mistakes.




You may be right with the Lord but the State of Mississippi has other ideas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2019 03:58 PM (QQ+il)

291 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2019 03:42 PM (lwKRt)

fistbump, my friend

Posted by: THE DIMS at November 13, 2019 04:02 PM (rpxSz)

292 I think the warrior poet and crab bait Osama Bin Laden said it best that people will naturally choose a strong horse over a weak one.

Not my problem that you chose the wrong side.

Posted by: Picric at November 13, 2019 04:02 PM (sCV0Y)

293 eh, didn't mean to make this all about me,us,we ... just to say that if the shtf and the power grid is taken out, in some cases it will disable any productive push-back, even in rural America.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 13, 2019 04:06 PM (E+yET)

294 Current status of the Islamic States fighter trapped between Greece and Turkey?

Posted by: goatweed at November 13, 2019 04:10 PM (iR3Gu)

295 they had me and my mom died a month later

he blamed me for her death
------------------
I'm sorry about that. Fathers are important. Don't become your father wrt your offspring. Children are a blessing and truly change you - normally for the better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 13, 2019 04:13 PM (yRAFu)

296 put her through a wood chipper that's lubricated with bacon fat

Posted by: Sandor Clegane at November 13, 2019 04:19 PM (6MoD2)

297 So you renounce you American Citizenship go over to live in the Middle East and find out its not land of Milk and Honey my dear its the Land of Persicuting Christians learn the truth about Islam before you come back

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 13, 2019 04:36 PM (wGqjj)

298 If this twunt comes back, she should be forced to wear a sandwich board in public at all times proclaiming her "former" allegiance to ISIS and every quote calling for the death of Americans. In ALABAMA.

Posted by: Johnny Upton at November 13, 2019 04:39 PM (n9ONp)

299 She should be forced to eat bacon sandwiches each morning in front of school chidren warning of the evils of Islam.

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300 It's impossible to overcome Occidentalphobia

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat