Spoonerisms, Malapropisms, And Generally Tungled Tangs ONT

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Tonight's ONT is brought to you by karate:


The Yahoo Group tips its hat to Imgur user Addicted2Groove who complied most of these.


(Going up early tonight because I have to pick Little up from his first high school dance. Semi-formal, with a real girl for a date and everything. *sniff* They grow up so fast...)

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:30 PM




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1 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2019 09:32 PM (wYseH)

2 Nice and early ONT! Thanks, Weirddave!

And congrats on first, CBD.

Posted by: JQ at November 08, 2019 09:34 PM (gP/Z3)

3 Early ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 I was not expecting this. *looks around for pants*

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (IMdOQ)

5 Well, here we are again!

NTTATWWT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

6 OMG! I never knew that humans could mispronounce words - or choose the wrong words - in such a hilarious fashion!


HA HA!


Now for more humor we shall all watch Nikita Kruschev do The Twist!


HA HA! Comrades!


We Soviets can get down and boogie! Ask Comrade Bernie!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:37 PM (Y79kJ)

7 4 I was not expecting this. *looks around for pants*
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (IMdOQ)
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Here they are. You left them in the Ladies' room.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Just got an email offer for 20% off on Black Rifle Coffee.
Email ends with "And Epstein didn't kill himself..."

Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 09:39 PM (r6GXX)

9 Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
Epsteidn didn't kill himself

Posted by: JSchuler at November 08, 2019 09:39 PM (ySdHR)

10 Looks like an early night!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (ykYG2)

11 I heard the news today....
Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (FwIn+)

12 Brian Regan had good bit on this.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (4thlk)

13 We be Horde
We be not under the affluence of inkohol.
Although some teople pink we are.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (axyOa)

14 My malaprop is "a cursing and a bless"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (r6GXX)

15 I am MUCH enjoying the degringolade of the NuWars franchise. Thank you Eris for bringing this to our attention!

If they wanted to write fan fiction maybe they should have just hired me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:41 PM (ykYG2)

16 Dave, after reading the entries, I am beginning to worry about you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

17 I'm dying laughing here

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (xIKXj)

18 I have watched my mom order the Sirloin Snake on no less than three occasions.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)

19 Thanks for the ONT.

Some good shit there. I like 'Liquid Zoo'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (2B9A/)

20 Thanks for the laughs WD. I needed that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2019 09:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

21 that karate clip is hilarious.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 08, 2019 09:43 PM (eASYU)

22 and lol at Lucas totally schooling Kennedy and Abrams on how Star Wars is done.

Yeah, well. Lucas isn't the world's best storyteller but he knows his own creation. Like he knows his own smell, as El Guapo put it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (ykYG2)

23 The liquid zoo killed Epstein!

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

24 cosmicbook.news/george-lucas-saving-star-wars-test-screenings-disaster

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (ykYG2)

25 Willowed:

https://cosmicbook.news/george-lucas-saving-star-wars-test-screenings-disaster

So apparently there are three versions of the last SW movie. The first, the Kennedy/Abrams version, started strong but finished abysmally, with an overall score of 29. Iger ordered a redo and it improved, but was still disappointing. They finally called in George to breathe some life into the story.

Maybe it'll work. Lucas can't write dialog but he can spin stories.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

26 Genuine LOLs in the ONT, thanks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (l9m7l)

27 I love stupid human tricks.

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (9dnxb)

28 Maybe it'll work. Lucas can't write dialog but he can spin stories.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

Maybe. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull says he may have lost his touch as well.

The sad thing is, if these are worse test screens than the prequels, god help an fan stupid enough to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (2B9A/)

29 Time to turn in. Keep it tight and bright, fappers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

30 I recall reading an autocorrect nightmare that went something like this:

Dad - I heard you had to take your mom to the hospital! Is everything OK?

Son - Yes, she got stung by a bee. But she's OK. Thankfully I gave her an epic penis

>I meant EPIPEN!

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Izzlo)

31 mootball feetlong

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (xIKXj)

32 Night Eris.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (2B9A/)

33 And in news no one will hear.

Air Force Col. Rob Childs just won Sword and Dagger at Swordfish, one of the worlds top Historic European Martial Arts tourneys.

Kudos to my old teacher.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (NgKpN)

34 Here they are. You left them in the Ladies' room.

My word as a Biden, I don't know how they got there.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Ibwur)

35
Even though the temperature here is below freezing, one truth remains steadfast : Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Sq5z0)

36 Ahoy, ſodomettes and ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 09:50 PM (7WaWV)

37 I know everybody kinda funny, now you funny too...and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: George T at November 08, 2019 09:50 PM (nzKWW)

38 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 09:51 PM (Y4EXg)

39 From the last thread...
The flipping washing machine failed to stope filling. I turned off the supply. Man, could have been an epic disaster!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 09:04 PM (Vy7tf)

Happed here, too. Turns out that if you have a dial that clicks from one load size (i.e., water level) to another, then you have to make sure that it actually "clicks" to the desired setting.

If it's sitting in limbo between "medium" and "medium large," for example, the washer just keeps pumping water into the tank.

Now being careful, and no problem since.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 08, 2019 09:51 PM (YqED9)

40 I love stupid human tricks.


I can wiggle my ears. Independently.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 09:52 PM (gd9RK)

41 Those are funny. Humans...

When I was a kid, riding in the car with Mom, we saw a sign outside someone's house that said "Purple and Pink Flowers" (petunias for sale). She said, oh, Pinkle and Purp flowers!

And my husband, for some reason, cannot say Chipotle. It always comes out Chilope.

Posted by: April at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (OX9vb)

42 Luke, (KHOOOOH KHOOOOH), Epstein did not kill himself !

Posted by: Darth Vader at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

43 Elizabeth Warren speaking to maybe 100 people in South Carolina. You can see the 'crowd' in the second panel.

https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)

44 You futhermuckingbunofasitch!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2019 09:54 PM (QzJWU)

45 That karate vid is pretty much how all my classes went.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epsteins Unused Noose at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

46
And my husband, for some reason, cannot say Chipotle. It always comes out Chilope.
Posted by: April at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (OX9vb)

with me chipotle sometimes comes out as

diarrhea...

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (NgKpN)

47 43 Elizabeth Warren speaking to maybe 100 people in South Carolina. You can see the 'crowd' in the second panel.

https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)

She's a white hot sex machine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (2B9A/)

48 I'll be the rain falling on your fire escape
And I may not be the man you want me to
Epstein didn't kill himself, how 'bout you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (SchxB)

49 lmao.. I wish I could post the ongoing saga of my SIL and her new car that shot craps. I'm dying.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

50 And 2 double Krakens later Eromero is down til 0400. Police up the area when you're done.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 09:56 PM (UUkQp)

51 My mom always said PREvert instead of PERvert. I have no idea why.

Once while I was hungover and blurry-eyed, riding in a car with friends, I saw a sign and said out loud, "Weeping Chapel?/" My friend said, "No, it says Wedding Chapel." Everyone in the car immediately responded, "Same thing."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (COzlW)

52 I was doing a routine clinical breast exam on a lady, she had many questions about mammograms, her cancer risk, etc. I had her sit up to listen to her lungs and I said "Take a Big Breast". Glad she had a good sense of humor!

Posted by: Hall Dall MD at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (KDTOE)

53 Many years ago at work I had a customer who must've had Tourette's Syndrome. He would speak normally and then at the end of a sentence he would interject a really quick "n*gger" out of nowhere. He did it many times. Very awkward to say the least. I wondered how many times he had been punched.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (xPl2J)

54 Good night Eromero!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

55 hmmmm ... okay ... wtf ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (B+t5k)

56 Body everyhey!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

57 I was trying to yell HELP...

Posted by: Epstein at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

58 Warren's whiter than most of us here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (ykYG2)

59 @27 I too have loved in a humid stupor

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (oRpiG)

60 Killstein did not ep himself!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

61 If it keeps on rainin', Epstein didn't kill himself
If it keeps on rainin', Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:59 PM (DpHYB)

62 Once at work, I had about 3 phone calls with my wife in a row about something, next call with some business dude and I end it with "Ok, bye Honey" *silence* *I slowly hang up*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 09:59 PM (r+sAi)

63 I was trying to yell HELP...

Posted by: Epstein at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)


It would have been better if you had tried to Hell yELP!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)

64 Killstein did not ep himself!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM

The Lord eps those who ep themselves.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:00 PM (COzlW)

65 A workmate was giving directions to her place to me and another guy for a party and she said something along the lines of: "All the doors in the building look the same but I have big knockers."

Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

66 I am wondering if I should get the President's surname tattooed across my lower back, just above my coccyx. Maybe you should get one too.


C'mon everyone, let's do this together! We can ALL get Trump Stamps!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (1glZx)

67 Chevy Chase on SNL did a bit about Dr. Backwards dying because no one came to his rescue. He kept yelling PLEH!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (COzlW)

68 JuJu, trat is thue

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

69 Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM

Was her name Inga?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (COzlW)

70 Well. Here we are.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

71 Wounds my heart with a lonotonous manguor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

72 Anybody else here remember Robin Givens?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

73 Jeffrey Epstein didn't likk himself.

Posted by: The Dog at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (COzlW)

74 Elizabeth Warren speaking to maybe 100 people in South Carolina. You can see the 'crowd' in the second panel.

https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird
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heh. went to look up the event to see who else was there. Got the wrong article, one from September, published by Bloomberg. Before I clicked away, I caught the authors name:

Millennials Give Warren an ‘In’ to South Carolina Black Voters
By Misyrlena Egkolfopoulou

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (LxqES)

75 Anybody else here remember Robin Givens?

Yes, why?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

76 no

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (B+t5k)

77 Kepstein did not ill himself!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

78 No, no, nurse! I said his duck is sick.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)

79 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave.

Love the spoonerisms!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

80 Anybody else here remember Robin Givens?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM

Mike Tyson's punching bag, yes.

Posted by: The Dog at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

81 Jewells, I just remembered her recently. Hmm.

I just checked and apparently she was in God's Not Dead 2.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

82 For a petite girl givens could take a beating

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (HALdu)

83 Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)

There goes another keyboard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

84 When I was in training for the Navy, I was under instruction and taking a watch for training with an instructor there to grade me. The correct phrase I was supposed to use was "I am ready to relive you."

What I said, however, was, "I am read to receive you." In front of the maneuvering area watch team, all their instructors, and the off going watch team.

They never let me forget that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+0AKE)

85 The Dog, yup.

I still remember the legends of what Tyson did to her right after that Barbara Walters interview. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

86 howard stern actually boinked robin givens. what an odd pair.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (B+t5k)

87 http://bit.ly/2WXZ8yV
*******
Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby gives All-Star MVP car to veteran - pennlive.com

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (BqBId)

88 At least Robin Givcns escaped with both of her ears.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (xPl2J)

89 I thought Robin Givens was Howard Stern's sidekick...

Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (7WaWV)

90 Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (B+t5k)
*******
did she laugh all the time through that too?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (BqBId)

91 Well, that was fun.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (2PXwn)

92 Anybody else here remember Robin Givens?

Co-incidentally, today I picked up a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (oVJmc)

93 When I was little my grandmother sent pecans from her tree to my (much) older siblings and my mom. My mom used hers for pie and announced at Thanksgiving dinner, "John's nuts are in the salad." He looked down. There was much uproar and it took me another 5-7 years to get what was funny.

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (nRWPy)

94 Riding the elevator down to the third floor, it stopped on the 7th floor and a very busty lady got on. She looked at me sweetly and with a smile and said, "Please press one."
Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (q1Pj5)

95

Epthein did not kill himseth

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (Izzlo)

96 I gotta give credit to Mike Tyson. He really redeemed himself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

97 Hi Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

98 43 Elizabeth Warren speaking to maybe 100 people in South Carolina. You can see the 'crowd' in the second panel.

https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)


I will save the Republic!

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg, Billionaire Dwarf at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

99 43 Elizabeth Warren speaking to maybe 100 people in South Carolina. You can see the 'crowd' in the second panel.

https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)


How humiliating.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

100 that was Robin Quivers..the sidekick.. I believe, if rumors are true, and they always are ... howard bonked her too. Deep State.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (B+t5k)

101 Lovely night, dining out with friends. At the end of the main course the waitress came around to inquire if anyone wanted dessert. I was interested, but had eaten quite a bit, so I asked the waitress how big the selection was. She tried to describe it with her hands, but she had already picked up some the plates and silverware, and her hand motions were not working. In frustration, she blurted out "You can eat it."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (17+9D)

102 Riding the elevator down to the third floor, it stopped on the 7th floor and a very busty lady got on. She looked at me sweetly and with a smile and said, "Please press one."
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Count de Monet

https://youtu.be/qx5P9zlN2nc

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (SfYbS)

103 elevators smell different to midgets.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (B+t5k)

104 Quivers... Yes, right, then...

Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (7WaWV)

105 Archie Bunker had the best malapropisms.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (2DOZq)

106 I was in Cambridge Eng and in one of their tiny shops with a post office in the back. I was 17 and this older man kept saying, in one of the tiny aisles, "Squeeze me." I just looked aghast, but he kept repeating it. Finally dawned on me he was saying "Excuse me" and wanted to get by.

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (nRWPy)

107 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

108 107 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)


Global warming. Duh.

Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

109 Friday and...
Going the full for hobo's...not really,
Going the full for Val-U-Rite...not really,
Going the full for pudding-cups...not really,

Putting the Red White & Blue and the USMC blood red up on my flag pole come Monday morning.......really.

you have a fine weekend and please don't forget.

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (kFkpX)

110 Archie Bunker had the best malapropisms.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (2DOZq)

Also Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (xPl2J)

111 >>We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!


I think the avg high for Oct was 36, here, this year.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (JLNub)

112 The Two Ronnies: Four Candles ...

https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

Posted by: Adriane the FORTRAN RULZ Critic ... at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (LPnfS)

113 when my kids were little, they called my husband "Stinky" (at his urging: "give your old stinky dad a kiss" etc).

I'd be doing chores sometimes when my son, about 4, would grab the ringing phone and bring it to me when I didn't get my hands out of the suds or whatever fast enough.

One Halloween afternoon I was elbow-deep in pumpkin guts on the front porch when the phone went off, and my son took off to get it.

I was waiting for a callback from the developer on the hook for giving land for what would be our neighborhood school, but believed my son when he said "here mama, it's Stinky".

I wiped my hands and said in my best Lauren Bacall "well hellooooo, Stinky".
Dead silence.
Formal male professional voice: "I am NOT stinky."

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (W7IZQ)

114 84 When I was in training for the Navy, I was under instruction and taking a watch for training with an instructor there to grade me. The correct phrase I was supposed to use was "I am ready to relive you."

What I said, however, was, "I am read to receive you." In front of the maneuvering area watch team, all their instructors, and the off going watch team.

They never let me forget that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+0AKE)

Revile, revile, all hands heave too and trice up.

You have no idea how many mangled interpretations of that I heard over the years.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

115 During high school, our hangout was an ice cream place called "The Milk and Honey". After one of the guys had ordered a sundae with nuts, the gal taking his order asked him if he wanted his nuts crushed.

Naturally, we all lost our minds. He did manage to choke out "No thank you."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

116 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!


Green New Deal

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (nRWPy)

117 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!



1) The Metric System

2) Daylight Savings Time

and

3) TRUMP

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (oVJmc)

118 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T
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Greta Thornburg was in NC today. Now, we're going to have extremely low temperatures tonight. It's like a visit from the wicked witch of the north.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)

119 Think I am taking a bath this evening.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (HALdu)

120 Greta Thornburg was in NC today. Now, we're going to have extremely low temperatures tonight. It's like a visit from the wicked witch of the north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)



Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)

121 We're only a week into November.

Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

Globull warming.

Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (D4SfS)

122 No. Chevy Chase dies because when he calls "HELP" nobody will come because he is an asshole.

Posted by: JAS at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (DBGf/)

123 @33 Don Q Thanks for the sports update. DIL is bigly into Modern Pent; I help organize and score biggish rifle matches. Used to road race motorcycles. Seems like the sports that require the most out of people can be the most obscure. There is an unbelievable amount of training, practice, and exertion going on practically in secret.

Some difficult things just don't televise well. You come to understand that. But when people see the medals and ribbons and laugh and say "You what now? What the hell is that?" it makes you, well, reflect on the role of Sport in Society, as the seminar program would read.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:15 PM (oRpiG)

124 https://youtu.be/qx5P9zlN2nc

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (SfYbS)

The face he makes! And Yakety Sax FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 10:16 PM (q1Pj5)

125 Think I am taking a bath this evening.

Then you, too, will not be Stinky.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

126 When I lived in NYC my co-workers loved teasing me about my Southern accent and sayings.

I did naturally evolve into say you guys instead of ya'll.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

127 Dang. Looks like y'all had the same thought as me.

Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2019 10:18 PM (D4SfS)

128 Think I am taking a bath this evening.

Then you, too, will not be Stinky.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)




Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:18 PM (HALdu)

129 Hi Jewels!
Hi Ladyl!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (/UQ/R)

130 So according to that Bounding Into Comics link, they literally made up a new Skywalker character on the fly to patch over how awful the movie is?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (2PXwn)

131 Can you get this stain out of my dress?

[drycleaner] Come again?

No, this time it's salad dressing

Posted by: Ms. Lewinsky at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)

132 I might be tempted

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (kFkpX)

133 bok bok!

almost died reading the cONTent

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)

134 Greta Thornburg was in NC today. Now, we're going to have extremely low temperatures tonight. It's like a visit from the wicked witch of the north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)



Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)


Eh, it's Sweden so if existing patterns hold, she'll more likely end up with a rapefugee.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (2PXwn)

135 just a little bit ago, I got a text from one of my adult daughters saying hey mom what's up

i answered Just sitting here watching the news. you?

she texted at menards just to get out of the house. whats on the news

me: I don't know? I paused it. Ya, so cold huh? Oh wait, they just said Epstein didn't kill himself!!

daughter: HA HA Ha ah ha. even you know about that ha ha ha

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)

136 Good-Night, and have some happy dances..
https://tinyurl.com/y2jr4zhu

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (Y79kJ)

137 134....sad true

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (kFkpX)

138 Dear Professor Allen,

I am worried


I worked for a big company, back when big companies had a big computer.

The IT people did a major software upgrade over the weekend, and they were worried about it, so when people logged into the big computer on Monday, they were greeted with the following message:

Problems? Call x3764

We were joking that the IT department had apparently set up a counseling service.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 08, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

139 Of course, what will be really humiliating will be, after a whole year of campaigning to 3/4-empty high school auditoriums, the Dem candidate gets more votes than there are registered voters, after our guy fills arenas twice a week with thousands turned away. Not that that could happen, or anything.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (oRpiG)

140 Just saw this:

Printed on the bottom of cans of a stout from Tactical OPS Brewery is the message: "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

141 not so and boulder t

he was very nice about it!

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (W7IZQ)

142 Bill and Hillary
they still married.....yah?

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)

143 this is an awesom.EDKH lyric

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu2/status/
1192945760318263296?s=20

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (G546f)

144 Just got back. I heard about this guy Epstein. Seems like he didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

145 140 Just saw this:

Printed on the bottom of cans of a stout from Tactical OPS Brewery is the message: "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Better? You know where that is?

Fresno CA.

Heads will explode.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)

146 after our guy fills arenas twice a week with thousands turned away.

Remember, that "Anyomous''" new book says that Trump is often "stumbling and slurring" in his speech.

You can tell that by listening to his rallies. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

147 Very impressive, Mr. Walker, but I said, "Let me see your testimonials."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 08, 2019 10:28 PM (q1Pj5)

148 Better? You know where that is?

Fresno CA.

Heads will explode.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)


That is too perfect for words!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

149 They just thawed me out. So that Epstein guy...
definitely didn't kill himself amirite?

Posted by: Walt Disney at November 08, 2019 10:29 PM (SfYbS)

150 married Bill and blue dress
Hillary just jumpers.pant suits...recent moo-moos and velcro strap sneakers...to keep from tripping over Sec. Service arm holding detail.....just the basics.....

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:31 PM (kFkpX)

151 anyway thanks for an awesome ont, wd

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:33 PM (G546f)

152 Some difficult things just don't televise well. You come to understand that. But when people see the medals and ribbons and laugh and say "You what now? What the hell is that?" it makes you, well, reflect on the role of Sport in Society, as the seminar program would read.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:15 PM (oRpiG)

Like any good sport, we are having a hard time finding good people to referee Historic Fencing (Rapier).

It moves so fast that if you do not do it yourself, and have not trained your eye to see what is going on, you can't see it.

Had a championship bout earlier this year that went south for that very reason.

Us fencers were stunned by the officiating, and video proved us correct, but of course, you can't argue with the ref, so.

Its actually a very fun sport. There are tournaments with literally thousands of people there, yet no news coverage at all.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:33 PM (NgKpN)

153 We're in the 20's already. Glad I'm not hunting in the morning.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (1+J19)

154 @25 So apparently there are three versions of the last SW movie. The first, the Kennedy/Abrams version, started strong but finished abysmally, with an overall score of 29. Iger ordered a redo and it improved, but was still disappointing. They finally called in George to breathe some life into the story.


-------------------


Assuming the article is true -

I find it interesting that Iger himself was apparently immediately able to identify the problem parts of the original script, and write something much, much better than what Kennedy and Abrams produced.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (Fp6vo)

155 Once I was trying to tell my husband about a hare-brained scheme and it came out "hair-sprayed bean."

Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (i/wJA)

156 Hey guys! Just came out of the wilderness after that plane business and you know what the first thing I heard was?

Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: D. B. Cooper at November 08, 2019 10:36 PM (2PXwn)

157 Hilarious! Thanks, Weird Dave. Perfect ONT for a Friday night.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 08, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)

158 Favorite mixed metaphor.

"It's like beating my head against a dead horse."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:37 PM (IGJk8)

159 Better? You know where that is?
Fresno CA.
Heads will explode.


Fresno is worlds away from the Bay Area, but you could probably get arrested for smuggling if you brought some in.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (1+J19)

160 Me and Bill are looking forward to replacing snapping the turkey wishbone with snapping an Epstein hyoid bone on Thanksgiving. It's nice to update traditions.

Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (COzlW)

161 Joker is the most profitable comic book movie of all time with a 15.3 multiple. Avengers Endgame would have had to make 5.45 billion worldwide to equal Joker.

There will be a sequel.

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (DZsvp)

162 You can fool all of the people some of the time.
You can fool some people all of the time.
But you can't fool anyone into thinking Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (SfYbS)

163 @130

Bet you it's going to be the long lost son of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.


They know they screwed the pooch and are throwing everything against the wall to see if anything sticks.


This debacle will be taught in business school of how to flush 4.5 billion dollar IP right down the toilet.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 08, 2019 10:39 PM (FwIn+)

164 I was having dinner with my wife and three children when I intended to ask the missus to pass the peas but what came out instead was, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!"

Awkwaaaaaaard!

Posted by: Future Divorcees of America at November 08, 2019 10:39 PM (Sg+Tz)

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:40 PM (14URa)

166 Yousa all missin meesa yet?

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (ykYG2)

167 Dying laughing at those tweets.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (14URa)

168 165 Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:40 PM (14URa)

I agree Peaches.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (IGJk8)

169 Peaches
- and?

Posted by: Panhandler at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (S/rwf)

170 apple, ........ , pumpkin pie

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (B+t5k)

171 Dying laughing at those tweets.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (14URa)

Someone get the electric heart zapping paddle thingies!

CLEAR!

*Bazap*

Posted by: Future Divorcees of America at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (Sg+Tz)

172 169 Peaches

- and?

Posted by: Panhandler at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (S/rwf)

Herb.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (IGJk8)

173 and I was just listening to Jack Mack and the heart attack

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (B+t5k)

174 We can call these "Bidenisms."

Posted by: MW at November 08, 2019 10:43 PM (KpN90)

175 165
Posted by: Peaches at November




Definitely a woman of few words.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:43 PM (HALdu)

176 I took daughter number 2 and her friend, both in high school, to visit daughter #1, in college.

all of us walking to a restaurant, eldest asks her sister's friend, where do you work?

sister's friend: In a sports bra.

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)

177 The end of "Wonder Woman" is on right now.
What a great pair of thighs on Gal Gadot....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (ufFY8)

178 165
Posted by: Peaches at November




never a woman to mince word.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (HALdu)

179 Buddy of mine was pitching and I was playing right field in a freshman game. Aaron was from a very religious family and both parents were in the stands.

Third inning he's got a 1-1 count on a guy and throws a pitch in the dirt. The umpire says, "3-1." Aaron steps off the rubber and says it's 2-1, and he's right. But of course the opposing coach comes out to argue it's 3-1.

There's a little discussion, the two umps meet and the plate umpire corrects himself. Suddenly, Aaron's mom yells from the bleachers:

"THAT'S RIGHT, MY SON ONLY HAS TWO BALLS!"

We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.

Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (v3UCk)

180 My favorite one was the response from a buddy. "It's a fucking aquarium, not a 'liquid zoo'"

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (Wd55D)

181 @163 Bet you it's going to be the long lost son of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

--------------------

They're not really Skywalkers, though.

The most likely candidates would be a kid that Anakin's mother had with her husband before the Sand People kidnapped her (and that we never found out about), or a fling that Luke had and never followed up on. If the latter, it could even be someone that we already know.

If the latter, given that Finn's imo the best character in the new movies, I wouldn't complain if it turned out to be him.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (Fp6vo)

182 Slow night . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (14URa)

183 It's going down

I'm Jimber Timber!


made me giggle myself silly

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

184 Buddy of mine was pitching and I was playing right field in a freshman game. Aaron was from a very religious family and both parents were in the stands.

Third inning he's got a 1-1 count on a guy and throws a pitch in the dirt. The umpire says, "3-1." Aaron steps off the rubber and says it's 2-1, and he's right. But of course the opposing coach comes out to argue it's 3-1.

There's a little discussion, the two umps meet and the plate umpire corrects himself. Suddenly, Aaron's mom yells from the bleachers:

"THAT'S RIGHT, MY SON ONLY HAS TWO BALLS!"

We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.
Posted by: TheHoser at November




wouldn't ever other number have been more embarrassing?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (HALdu)

185 I'm reminded of an old Bennett Cerf book where he recounts how a radio announcer got fired after Spoonerizing the name of the actor Forrest Tucker.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 08, 2019 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)

186 "THAT'S RIGHT, MY SON ONLY HAS TWO BALLS!"

We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.
Posted by: TheHoser

---

If is hasn't already, that story will be told at her funeral.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)

187
So, a guy is standing in line at the airport ticket counter to buy two tickets to Pittsburgh... The girl behind the counter has big jugs, and he's totally transfixed.

When he gets to the front of the line he blunders, and asks for "two pickets to Tittsburgh."

She knows what he meant, and just laughs and starts printing them out.

But he's obviously embarrassed, turns bright red, and says to the guy behind him "don't you hate it when something like that happens?"

The guy replies "Yeah, I know how you feel... the other day at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and it came out as 'you've ruined my life, you horrible bitch.'"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (5aX2M)

188 If people don't stop saying Epstein didn't kill himself I'm going to....I'm going to....

I don't know what I'm going to do if people don't stop saying Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (ux+2l)

189 Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Not a Sock Puppet, even remotely at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (8YXYE)

190 I don't know what I'm going to do if people don't stop saying Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (ux+2l)
Let's find out. Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (14URa)

191 When I take the bar you know damned well what my last four words on last essay will be.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (ux+2l)

192 when is next test

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (B+t5k)

193 Epstein didna killy-killy self.

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2)

194

Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)



She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (Z7lwY)

195 Milady and I are aching from laughing at tonight's post.

Sexcellent erections.

Posted by: mindful webworker - also didn't kill himself at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (5Ev1l)

196 wouldn't ever other number have been more embarrassing?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (HALdu)


Maybe, but it wouldn't be the truth then.

Besides, nothing embarrassing about having one ball. Take it from a man who knows.

Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (v3UCk)

197 @152 Don Q "Regular old" fencing is difficult enough to score. Add deliberately antique styles, and different types of weapons, and, well, that's what history profs are supposed to do with them expensive degrees.

I was at a dedication service once, for the official plaque being placed on a Revolutionary War veteran's grave waaay out in west Ohio. There were several bands of re-enactors there to render honors, and it was a beautiful thing. One of the guys with horses gave me the count of "men at arms" who practiced old war skills in the US and Europe at the time -- mind you, all wars included, so there were everything from hoplite infantry lines to WWII armor. But the point was, they outnumbered the manpower of all the active army forces of Europe.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (oRpiG)

198 @194 She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.

---------------------

She might grow up.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Fp6vo)

199 Holy Cow WD... that's a fantastically funny ONT. Much appreciated.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

200 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4w7mzu4

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

201 I only have one funny like this to tell you this evening (thankfully, because you know I aways write a book on here).

We were running a specialty margarita that was rimmed with Tajin mixed with Himalayan sea salt. Myself and the other bartenders are fairly coarse, so we always called it giving it a "rim job".

Anyway, the boss hired on a cute little 19 server, first restaurant job and pretty innocent. I guess she always heard us calling it that, so she figured it was the proper terminology, and on her second night a customer ordered one from her at the table and she asked him "did you want a rim job?" at which he started horse-laughing and his wife, I guess, according to her, looked at her all wide-eyed.

She sent the drink in "Specialty Margarita: SPEC. REQ. NO RIM JOB" and she was standing at the service well waiting and I said "Didn't want a rim job, huh?" and she said "No and they were really weird when I asked."

I had to sit her down after the shift to explain things to her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 10:55 PM (7hE48)

202 Who turns down a rim job from a cute 19-year-old?

Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:56 PM (v3UCk)

203 198 @194 She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.

---------------------

She might grow up.
Posted by: junior at November




when she gets married, sometime in her 30s, her husband should introduce her to the benefits of surprise analing

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (HALdu)

204 202 Who turns down a rim job from a cute 19-year-old?
Posted by: TheHoser

----

A man who's wife is right next to him.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)

205 She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (Z7lwY)

She can get more than half the guy's shit in a divorce, so there's that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

206 Only a true asshole would ask for the rim job.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2)

207 My dad claimed to have heard it live. When the emperor Haile Selassie died, Lowell Thomas read on the radio newscast that he had succumbed to a hatal fart attack. And then repeated it and got the giggles. They had to cut away.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (oRpiG)

208 Just got back from the marge on Lake LeBarge and I heard that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sam McGee at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (q1Pj5)

209 177 The end of "Wonder Woman" is on right now.
What a great pair of thighs on Gal Gadot....


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (ufFY



Wonder Woman is a great example of what the CW DC television shows have gotten wrong with Supergirl and especially Batwoman.

Gal Gadot comes off as strong, powerful, and yet beautiful and feminine, even capable of showing some flaws. Chris Pine is also playing a strong character, brave and handsome.

Supergirl everything has been SJW up to this season where they give her pants so she looks like Superman except girl. And Batwoman, apparently the main character is an unlikable monster that stalks an ex. And all the men are soyboys and none of them are eyecandy for women either.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (Z7lwY)

210 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (W4x6J)

211 The creepy thing about the Greta girl is she looks 8 but is really like 16 someone said?

No wonder the leftists love her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (2B9A/)

212 Thanks for the funny ONT, WD. But I don't think there's an actual Spoonerism in the lot.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (BaHwF)

213 198 @194 She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.

---------------------

She might grow up.


Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Fp6vo)



Isn't she already 16? And yet she dresses more like she's 12?

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:00 PM (Z7lwY)

214 204 202 Who turns down a rim job from a cute 19-year-old?
Posted by: TheHoser

----

A man who's wife is right next to him.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)



Someone that might want to makeout after.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (Z7lwY)

215 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (qAR6u)

216 The Lord is a shoving leopard.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

217 Problems? Call x3764

We were joking that the IT department had apparently set up a counseling service.
Posted by: The ARC
--------

Old Henny Youngman joke:


Henny: So, this hooker comes up to me on the street and says, 'I'll do anything for $50.00', so I say, 'Paint my house'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:03 PM (LxqES)

218 Whatta fluster cuck!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:03 PM (BgPRz)

219 Hot bartender asks me if I want another round. Concentrating to not stare at her tits, I can't decide whether to say "please" or "yeah" so I say "pleah."

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (0V/8D)

220 Somewhere in another universe I am wasting my time doing this and getting blown

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (HALdu)

221 Greta is developmentally disabled, on the spectrum, and diagnosed with severe depression, anxiety, OCD, eating disorders and more.

She won't marry.
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)

222 @216 That's a true Spoonerism, from the Rev Dr Spooner, who asked the Lord's blessing on our queer old dean.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (oRpiG)

223 212 Thanks for the funny ONT, WD. But I don't think there's an actual Spoonerism in the lot.
Posted by: Average Guy

---

Someone would have to slop their dripper for that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (Y4EXg)

224 She won't marry.
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)




The home for the unsurprise analable.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (HALdu)

225 So according to that Bounding Into Comics link, they literally made up a new Skywalker character on the fly to patch over how awful the movie is?


Greedo did not kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (oVJmc)

226 I thought Matt Damon already tapped it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (7hE48)

227 >>Who turns down a rim job from a cute 19-year-old?


Guy who had Chipotlle for lunch?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 11:06 PM (JLNub)

228 The Lord is a shoving leopard.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

LOL

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 08, 2019 11:06 PM (+KLFa)

229 Once at a rally, we we're chanting "Fight for 15" and "Impeach 45" and I got them confused and I yelled "Fight for 45!" At first people thought I was defending Trump but then some other guys said I was agitating for a $45 an hour minimum wage, you know, really sticking it to the man. I was a short-lived hero that day. They all said, "WaterCow, your destined for greatness! You're charisma, your vision!!! You must get into politics!!" So I did, and that's how I became an internet troll.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (AFqcW)

230 Happy Friday, Horde!

For many years I had a customer with the last name of Filet, and I always addressed him as Mr. Filet until one encounter when I had a couple of drinks in between shifts and I asked him "How can I help you Mr. Fish?"....he had no sense of humor.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (a4EWo)

231 "mootball feetlong"

Guessing Jared is weary of that too.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (BgPRz)

232 By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care
Posted by: barbarausa

I have $50 that says an hero by 24.
Any takers?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (SfYbS)

233 I think Greta tops out on the creepy scale, but I also feel sorry for her.
Her parents have some 'splainin to do with how they're using her, as do the AGW scam groups

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:08 PM (W7IZQ)

234 Jeffrey Epstein didn't hill kimself...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (BgPRz)

235 Thanks for the funny ONT, WD. But I don't think there's an actual Spoonerism in the lot.

Why don't we meet at Subway and split a mootball feetlong while we discuss it?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (k5ANL)

236 everyone knows it is '54 40 or fight'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

237 The home for the unsurprise analable.

Indeed.
Just to beat it further to death, as is our wont, and make it even less funny -- because using her like this wasn't fair, or funny, natch:

She has the look of someone for whom anal is already not a surprise.
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (oRpiG)

238 221 Greta is developmentally disabled, on the spectrum, and diagnosed with severe depression, anxiety, OCD, eating disorders and more.

She won't marry.
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)



I wonder how much of that is due to the manipulation of her parents. I figure she is legitimately on the spectrum. But the rest I wouldn't be surprise if it all came about from her parents exploitation of that.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)

239

NO

I

KILL

I

Posted by: Horta Epstein at November 08, 2019 11:11 PM (hZxKO)

240 Well, Stringer took away the ability to make fun of her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (2B9A/)

241 Posted by: WaterCow at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (AFqcW)



Moooooo.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

242 Jeffrey Epstein ne s'est pas suicide.

Posted by: Pierre Dilecto at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (oVJmc)

243 Greta is developmentally disabled, on the spectrum, and diagnosed with severe depression, anxiety, OCD, eating disorders and more.

Posted by: barbarausa

---

I know plenty of special needs kids and most of them are much more together than this poor young lady. Sad.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)

244 Posted by: Horta Epstein at November 08, 2019 11:11 PM (hZxKO)


Ok I LOLed.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (ufFY8)

245 I deal with autism all the time.

I think Greta's just a bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (oVJmc)

246 FireHorse is gonna get banned with his troll parody sock one day.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (Z7lwY)

247 This OT reminds me of Brian Regan in his Something's Wrong With The Regan Boy video:

https://youtu.be/JNfTuFbH_sE


Classic and hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (U50PB)

248
Mardon me, Padam, but this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet?

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)

249 I know plenty of special needs kids and most of them are much more together than this poor young lady. Sad.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Most of them probably have parents who do everything they can to be supportive and nurturing. As opposed to turning them into international freak shows for fun and profit.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (14URa)

250 Well, Stringer took away the ability to make fun of her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

That's what they're counting on. Remember, shoot the human shield and they'll stop using human shields.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (SfYbS)

251 I have watched my mom order the Sirloin Snake on no less than three occasions.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)

Can't beat Snake and Pygmy pie, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (/sgva)

252
God bless our queer old Dean!

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)

253 Barzini is dead. So are Tattaglia, Stracci, Cuneo... Epstein

Posted by: Michael Corleone at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

254 The Global Swamp is the web of child and sex trafficking

A helluva storm's about to hit, and these sob's are going to have nervous breakdowns, and they

unlike Epstein,

are going to kill themselves.

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (xIKXj)

255 I have watched my mom order the Sirloin Snake on no less than three occasions.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)

She ordered it three times last night, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (2B9A/)

256 everyone knows it is '54 40 or fight'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
--------

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

Posted by: Battleground at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (LxqES)

257 "Who turns down a rim job from a cute 19-year-old?
Posted by: TheHoser
----
A man who's wife is right next to him.
Just saying."

Unless your wife's name is Katie Hill...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (BgPRz)

258 Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 11:06 PM (JLNub


Manners
What can't you get with them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

259 255 lol

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (BgPRz)

260 Epstein inte doda sig sjalv, mmm bork-bork-bork!

Posted by: Den Svenska Kocken at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (oVJmc)

261 Posted by: Sean Connery at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (2B9A/)

That will *never* get old.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (14URa)

262 I think the likelihood Greta gets married is pretty good.

She'll get a book deal, some appearance fees, etc.

This will make her appealing to moochy dudes and she really could not be any easier to feed bullsh*t lines to, just blurt out something about the environment and compliment her and she'd be putty in the hands of some entertainment-fame scuzball. One will probably marry her at the behest of his talent agent for virtue signaling reasons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (7hE48)

263 ndeed.
Just to beat it further to death, as is our wont, and make it even less funny -- because using her like this wasn't fair, or funny, natch:

She has the look of someone for whom anal is already not a surprise.
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November



who knows? maybe, maybe not? either way what is happening is being done by her and hers.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (HALdu)

264 You laugh, but it was a Spoonerism that killed Buzzion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (LxqES)

265 These are so funny, i cried laughing.

I needed that. Thanks.

Posted by: Flyover at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (Rbu5d)

266 Everyone knows it is '54 40 or fight'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM


Wait, I thought it was '25 or 6 to 4'.

Posted by: Bert G, Home Again at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (OMsf+)

267 "Bok bok"

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Flyover at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Rbu5d)

268 Peaches!

What did you think of the last Survivor and their "Girl Power, Rah Rah! We don't need no girls alliance and its insulting to assume we would do that!" when almost every episode this season had them talking about a girl's alliance either existing or trying to form one.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Z7lwY)

269 It is the parents.

She reportedly took a "climate change" "lesson" in school literally, and the coping mechanism they gave her to deal with the resulting OCD/terror is what we see on the news.

I think it is raw terror expressed as feral rage

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (W7IZQ)

270 I'm dying laughing here
Posted by: booknlass

Same here.

I shoulda said hiya 20 minutes ago; but I was too busy laughing.

I have tears in my eyes.

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (arJlL)

271 I deal with autism all the time.

I think Greta's just a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
------

Pampered, spoiled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (LxqES)

272 Fun to speculate what would have happened if Epstein had met Greta.
At least he would not have killed himself.


I have known a lot of boys who were on this so-called spectrum, or at least their moms and the school psych thought so. I found them all to be bright fellows with a lot to say, and very active minds, if you had the patience to run along with them and listen to where they were going. I learned to ask the leading questions, to sort of guide them along so their "wild" thinking would eventually circle around and link up to something they could work with.
That was my only trick, and I had a lot of success with it. Made some good friends too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (oRpiG)

273 Beyond all question, Greta is being used by adults, for political purposes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:20 PM (LxqES)

274 Fun to speculate what would have happened if Epstein had met Greta.
At least he would not have killed himself.



That is exactly what he would have done.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (HALdu)

275 What did you think of the last Survivor and their
"Girl Power, Rah Rah! We don't need no girls alliance and its insulting
to assume we would do that!" when almost every episode this season had
them talking about a girl's alliance either existing or trying to form
one.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Z7lwY)
I loved that! It's a fun season, with Boston Rob and Sandra. Is Ace still watching? I think he had a little man crush on Rob at one time.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (14URa)

276 > Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.

She seems like the type that would castrate you in your sleep, to curb future overpopulation.
She also seems like the type who only gets turned on at the idea of sending people to death camps.
So yeah, that'd be a hard pass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (tJvHx)

277 Du hast. Du hast. Epstein nicht kill himself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:22 PM (BgPRz)

278 Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.

She seems like the type that would castrate you in your sleep, to curb future overpopulation.
She also seems like the type who only gets turned on at the idea of sending people to death camps.
So yeah, that'd be a hard pass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November





She should have been the terminator in the new movie.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:22 PM (HALdu)

279 What's the Maine again? I forgot.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (AFqcW)

280 When I take the bar you know damned well what my last four words on last essay will be.
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (ux+2l)


I'll sue you bastigesis ???

Posted by: Adriane the FORTRAN RULZ Critic ... at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (LPnfS)

281 And yeah, I agree with others that St. Greta does not have "autism".
She's a casebook example of Cluster B, with maybe a major psychosis as seasoning on top.

She is quite clearly on standard antipsychotic medication, which is rarely or never given to people with genuine autism.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (tJvHx)

282 I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Epstein did not kill himself!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (2B9A/)

283 Alex Trebek: This billionaire pedophile did not kill himself
Contestant: Who is Jeffery Epstein

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

284 Back in the 80's, I said aloud in a meeting.. "floppy dicks"...
oooops!

Posted by: Joey at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (438dO)

285 Cluster B? Have not heard that one before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)

286 187 Dice

I like that one.

Posted by: mnw at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (Cssks)

287 "I think it is raw terror expressed as feral rage"

Well fuck her anyway. Tired of tolerating this shit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (BgPRz)

288
Just imagine if you could get Rev. Spooner, Sam Goldwyn, and Yogi Berra.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (f1Vqw)

289 PEACHES!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (w3OLr)

290 279 What's the Maine again? I forgot.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (AFqcW)

Remember the Maine!
And to Hell with Spain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (2B9A/)

291 "I think it is raw terror expressed as feral rage"

Well fuck her anyway. Tired of tolerating this shit.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November




What he said

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (HALdu)

292 She should have been the terminator in the new movie.

Aw, hell.

That wasn't her?b

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (oRpiG)

293 Bitter Clinger, THAT's funny [your rim job story].



Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (QDnY+)

294
When our boy come home from France, we'll have the hags flung out.

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)

295 G'night, youse guys! I'm going to bed. Where it's warm.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (14URa)

296 Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself!

Deanna Troi was never attractive!

There is no truth I fear to shout!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (I99aF)

297 @213
Isn't she already 16? And yet she dresses more like she's 12?

------------------

Growing up is just as much - if not more - an emotional and mental state than it is a physical one. It's been widely acknowledged here that there are quite a few people who are physically adults, but still not grown up.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (Fp6vo)

298 Better? You know where that is?

Fresno CA.

Heads will explode.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)

I think this meme crosses party lines. We all believe Deep State and/or Hillary had him snuffed. The Left believe Trump had him snuffed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (/sgva)

299 > Cluster B? Have not heard that one before.

https://tinyurl.com/q69k6pt

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (tJvHx)

300 I want to go to sleep. This week has been long with work.

But, I do want to make sure, before I go, that you FULLY understand, the last 3 years of "Never Trump" and all the hair on fire, pearl clutching, Demo-crazing, coup raising vomit.... impeachment lies........

will not deter my vote for this man in 2020..and if you think otherwise.........move to Sweden...or maybe Russia or Detroit
and K I S S M Y A S S you anti American perv's

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (kFkpX)

301 285 Cluster B? Have not heard that one before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)

DSM-V Axis II cluster B personality disorders. That's where you find histrionic, narcissistic, antisocial and narcissistic personality disorders.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

302
It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (f1Vqw)

303 Substitute "borderline" for the duplicate "narcissistic."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

304 She is quite clearly on standard antipsychotic medication, which is rarely or never given to people with genuine autism.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (tJvHx)


I think she has the look of someone with a chromosonal abnormality.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

305 In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (SfYbS)

306 How is Benito Musolini like Jeffrey Epstein?









Yup.



Neither killed themselves.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (hZxKO)

307 I have mashed OK and okey doke into oh-key-day numerous times. Always make me feel dumb.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (+N0R/)

308 Thanks for the replies. Informative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (2B9A/)

309 Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Epstein no se suicido

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (qAR6u)

310 I deal with autism all the time.

I think Greta's just a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (oVJmc)

-------

Exactly. It doesn't take much of watching to figure her out for she what she is, and it ain't pretty. She may or may not be a dullard of some variety. But I doubt it. And even if she is, most dullards aren't manipulative bullies with sadistic tendencies, which is plainly obvious from watching her for five freaking minutes.

I think people are falling for her bullshit "babe in the woods, with little girl braids and clothes" routine, and I think it's worked for her family's grift for a long time, and that's why she keeps it up.

Remember: she's 16 and a freaking professional actress.

I feel nothing but contempt for the little sociopath.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)

311 > I think she has the look of someone with a chromosonal abnormality.

To be fair, a lot of Scandis look that way. Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (tJvHx)

312 I feel kind of guilty about her, because it's like watching someone molest their child for money in public.

The "fuck you" I feel is toward her parents and everyone whipping the canonization frenzy

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (W7IZQ)

313
Greta: Pretend you're a hetero white male Christian dead in a gas chamber while I peg your dead body!

New husband: Is that my phone ringing *exit stage left*

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (w3OLr)

314 this is an exciting short clip, and encouraging, too

https://youtu.be/7RM5p9HPPS0

There is a Plan

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM (xIKXj)

315 I feel kind of guilty about her, because it's like watching someone molest their child for money in public.

Posted by: barbarausa at November




you should have called the cops instead of just watching.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:32 PM (HALdu)

316 142 Bill and Hillary
they still married.....yah?
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)

Gotta keep the spousal privilege.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (MwFQu)

317 you mean like the UN cops?

They're the main cheering section

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (W7IZQ)

318 I don't want to interrupt the genuine, er, spow of Floonerisms, so
I'll just say, some other night we might dip into the ocean of "Malapropisms" that were scripted for Leo Gorcey of the Dead End Kids. Good material. Largely lost today.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (oRpiG)

319 Singin in the rain, just singin in the rain. What a glorious feeling, Epstein didn't kill himself again...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:34 PM (BgPRz)

320 Marina Sirtis in the body stocking was attractive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:34 PM (2B9A/)

321 314 this is an exciting short clip, and encouraging, too

https://youtu.be/7RM5p9HPPS0

There is a Plan
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM (xIKXj)

It's nice and all but I'll believe it when I see it. I used to think there was a "plan" but eventually concluded that either a) there never really was one, or b) if there is one, it's pretty shitty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

322 316
but she like ...not Bill now....smiles at breasts and all....

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:35 PM (kFkpX)

323 Not as attractive as Jeri Ryan though. Or... who the hell was the pretty brunette on Deep Space Nine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (2B9A/)

324 Terry Ferrel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (2B9A/)

325 you mean like the UN cops?

They're the main cheering section
Posted by: barbarausa at November




whoever! don't just stand there and watch them get molested, no matter how much you paid!

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (HALdu)

326 Cluster B? Have not heard that one before.
Posted by: Aetius
------

Katie Hill -> Cluster F

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:37 PM (LxqES)

327
I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish.

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:37 PM (f1Vqw)

328 I was talking to a client about a lost email & meant to ask him to check his spam filter.

Instead:
"Check your sperm filter."

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (ymh5s)

329
Bets on how old Greta was when she first got a peiner in her heener? Single digits?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (w3OLr)

330 There is a Plan

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM

.....

Nice.

We can never be reminded enough that there is an on-time God.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (7hE48)

331 DSM-V Axis II cluster B personality disorders. That's where you find histrionic, narcissistic, antisocial and narcissistic personality disorders.
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

Insom -> a fount of information.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:40 PM (LxqES)

332 YOU HIT ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQy92PYUslU&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: ALICE CLARK at November 08, 2019 11:40 PM (JLNub)

333 She has the look of someone for whom anal is already not a surprise.
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (oRpiG)

You are probably right. Climate hysteria is a Left-driven cult, and we have seen how many pedos there are on the Left.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:41 PM (/sgva)

334 Terry Ferrel?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Yup. I would insert my warp core in her plasma manifold something something tachyons.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (SfYbS)

335 I've been on the receiving end of histrionic and borderline personality disorders. It's really really awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

336 I smell PL1

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (Bf3hj)

337 She only has one parent listed on her wiki page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (2B9A/)

338
Oh ye noble tons of soil!

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (f1Vqw)

339 I smell PL1
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster
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Learn to code?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (LxqES)

340 Yup. I would insert my warp core in her plasma manifold something something tachyons.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (SfYbS)

I'd reverse her polaron field.

And then reverse it again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (2B9A/)

341 At this point in time I have no empathy for those in the left, from little Greta Brown Shirt to Elizabeth Fauxahintos fuck em all

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

342 No, its far too boomer for that.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (Bf3hj)

343 I've been on the receiving end of histrionic and borderline personality disorders. It's really really awful.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Unpredictable. Abrupt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (LxqES)

344 Hi-ho, hi-ho!
It's off to work we go.
Epstein did not kill himself,
Hi-ho, hi-ho!



The seaweed is always greener,
In somebody else's lake
You tell me that Epstein self-whacked
I say that's a big mistake.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (tJvHx)

345 Cheer up though, Yahoo has only been gone what, as long as Hall & Oats have been off the air?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (Bf3hj)

346 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 201

Let me guess, her egg donor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)

347 ayup

Posted by: Sod buster at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (Bf3hj)

348 "Katie Hill -> Cluster F"
In a bang, with the gang. I'm back in black

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (BgPRz)

349 > May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.


Yeah, looks like a Disney kid who's about one bump of coke away from twerking and going to jail for DWI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (tJvHx)

350 Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 201

Let me guess, her egg donor
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November




so her next interview is with Maury?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (HALdu)

351 341 At this point in time I have no empathy for those in the left, from little Greta Brown Shirt to Elizabeth Fauxahintos fuck em all
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

Adults, agree completely, fucking open fire on them.

Kids? Especially female kids (I know I am a chauvinist asshole) it's different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (2B9A/)

352 I'd reverse her polaron field.

And then reverse it again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

You're a wild man.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)

353 Let me guess, her egg donor
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)

Yeah, just her mom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (2B9A/)

354 Yeah, looks like a Disney kid who's about one bump of coke away from twerking and going to jail for DWI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (tJvHx)




Dude, nobody wants to see that twerk, ever.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (HALdu)

355 >>> May already be in pass-around mode.


Lish Fipped

Posted by: Zombie Bogart at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (JLNub)

356 May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (LxqES)

357 Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (SfYbS)

Your Moron card. Hand it over. "Flanders Fields" was written by John McCrae. And I think it's a little tacky to use that poem in a meme, however funny and to the point, this close to November 11.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (/sgva)

358 I was driving home and heard the radio say that Nancy Pel-botox-death grin had a bumper crop at her vineyard...thanks to the extra special FIRE PROTECTION that nobody else had in her region during the Kinkade fire......or that could be bulls8it....or maybe not...I'm going to .....say nothing.....wait I just said....ooops my bad....just like MSM on a Monday....I'll retract whenever so F-U-Bitches.....lays down in the dung pile and goes to sleep.......

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (kFkpX)

359 i've been through lots of trouble with borderline, psycho- and sociopaths, criminals, etc.


without faith I wouldn't be able to make it.

what have you got to lose except your misery?

your pride?

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (xIKXj)

360 You're a wild man.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)

It's a burden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (2B9A/)

361 > Dude, nobody wants to see that twerk, ever.

No one wanted to see Lena Dunham naked, either, but that didn't stop her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)

362 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (/sgva)

Thank you, good sir! You captured my thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:50 PM (BiNEL)

363 Wow. That's a lot of content.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 08, 2019 11:50 PM (XVuno)

364 Dude, nobody wants to see that twerk, ever.
Posted by: not so

I disagree.

Posted by: Right Said Zaid, esq. at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (SfYbS)

365 No one wanted to see Lena Dunham naked, either, but that didn't stop her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)

It could have been worse. It could have been 'Girls: with special Guest star Helen Thomas!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (2B9A/)

366 At this point in time I have no empathy for those in the left, from little Greta Brown Shirt to Elizabeth Fauxahintos fuck em all
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

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Good perspective.

And I have a lot of empathy for kids in general, and especially disabled ones. But Greta sets off every single alarm I have. I don't think she's disabled, except spiritually.

Look in those nasty little eyes. She's sizing up every person she looks at for which play to run. She's not even good at hiding it. She'll get more refined and effective as she gets older.

Better to clap her in an iron mask and lock her in a tower.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

367 FWIW, I have always liked "In the Desert"

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (HALdu)

368 Mommy is an opera singer who "gave up her career" (lost on a Euro talent show) because Great doesn't believe in airplanes, Daddy is a heartthrob actor, both are activist.

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (W7IZQ)

369 Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles,

Uber alles in der Welt,

Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Epstein hat sich nicht umgebracht

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (tJvHx)

370 Yeah, looks like a Disney kid who's about one bump of coke away from twerking and going to jail for DWI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

a couple of disney park workers were just arrested on child porn charges.
recently, Thorne discussed openly her sexual abuse at the hands of the highers up at Disney
Disney had a cruise that stopped at Epstein island and went 'diving'

there may be reasons for former disney kids to want to escape into drugs

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (xIKXj)

371
Young man, you have hissed all my mystery lectures and tasted your whole worm! You must leave by the town drain.

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)

372 If they had put her in Epstein's cell he would have hanged himself.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (HALdu)

373 > It could have been worse. It could have been 'Girls: with special Guest star Helen Thomas!'

Thanks, dude. I'm pretty sure I'm going have a nightmare about this later.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (tJvHx)

374 What the hell?? I was socking as "Joey".
I do not remember ever using a sock named "Joey".
I either need an explanation or I gotta stop posting while inebriated on my wife's PC!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (438dO)

375 Moooooo.
Posted by: Ladyl

Moo who ?

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (arJlL)

376 Better to clap her in an iron mask and lock her in a tower.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

You are most likely right in this case. I also agree the eyes are pretty... evil looking.

Still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:54 PM (2B9A/)

377 > there may be reasons for former disney kids to want to escape into drugs
Pretty much every Disney kid since Walt died has gone down a bad road.
There were one or two that wound up in a sad state while he was still alive, but most of them went on to have normal lives (if not always careers in show business).
Walt kept a fatherly eye on his kids, by all reports.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (tJvHx)

378
As Fred Sanford once said of Aunt Esther, when she was a little girl, the molesters gave her candy to get out of the car.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

379
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

"Forty Reasons to be Cheerful" by Graeme Koehne. The Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra is conducted by Richard Mills.

https://youtu.be/PeYgriRW-EU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (7rVsF)

380 When I was a kid, while babysitting my sisters, I watched "Good Neighbor Sam", thought it was a great movie.

Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (HALdu)

381 I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And whispers "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 08, 2019 11:56 PM (XVuno)

382 No one wanted to see Lena Dunham naked, either, but that didn't stop her.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)



It could have been worse. It could have been 'Girls: with special Guest star Helen Thomas!'



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

................
And a throuple with Dr. Ruth!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2019 11:56 PM (438dO)

383 Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (HALdu)

Lot of stuff like that. I am careful about what I rewatch from when I was a kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:57 PM (2B9A/)

384 Is it just me, or does Greta van Iceberg look like Michael Pollard?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:59 PM (BgPRz)

385 How is Benito Musolini like Jeffrey Epstein?









Yup.



Neither killed themselves.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

And they both were given help.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (arJlL)

386 And the end of the fight is a tombstone white
with the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear: "A Fool lies here
who believed that Epstein really killed himself"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (XVuno)

387 yeah a bit or the kid from arrested development.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (2B9A/)

388 And I have a lot of empathy for kids in general, and especially disabled ones. But Greta sets off every single alarm I have. I don't think she's disabled, except spiritually.

Look in those nasty little eyes. She's sizing up every person she looks at for which play to run. She's not even good at hiding it. She'll get more refined and effective as she gets older.

Better to clap her in an iron mask and lock her in a tower.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

End result of calling disabled people 'special'.

Sorry you are disabled, but it does NOT give you some moral authority.

Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (NgKpN)

389 Conversely, I liked Beavis and Butt-Head as a kid, and enjoy it way more as an adult. It's a show kids can't really understand beyond the dick and fart jokes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (5aX2M)

390 "Look in those nasty little eyes."

Lifeless, like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:01 AM (BgPRz)

391 Checking out. Not a great day. See y'all later.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

392 Night, insom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (5aX2M)

393
Good night, Insom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (7rVsF)

394 The eyes do not look lifeless, they look like the definition of beady and calculated.

It is not a look that should be on a child's face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (2B9A/)

395 Checking out. Not a great day. See y'all later.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

Night. Hope you get a nibble on that job application you submitted today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (/sgva)

396 Night Insom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (2B9A/)

397 The eyes do not look lifeless, they look like the definition of beady and calculated.

It is not a look that should be on a child's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (2B9A/)

"Eyes like two pissholes in the snow."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (/sgva)

398 When I was a kid, while babysitting my sisters, I watched "Good Neighbor Sam", thought it was a great movie.

Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so

Louis Nye was good in that.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (arJlL)

399 Nite Insom.

Don't let the bitebugs bed !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:06 AM (arJlL)

400 The eyes do not look lifeless, they look like the definition of beady and calculated.



It is not a look that should be on a child's face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM


If you want to see lifeless eyes on a kid being manipulated by adults for use as a virtue signalling device, just look at that "Desmond is Amazing" Kid.

Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)

401 When I was a kid, while babysitting my sisters, I watched "Good Neighbor Sam", thought it was a great movie.

Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so

Louis Nye was good in that.
Posted by: JT at November




My guess is it was Romy Schneider that was the reason for the fond memories.

Posted by: not so at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (HALdu)

402 LaWanda Page (Aunt Esther) was a stripper in her youth. She met Redd Fox when they were both working the burlesque circuit. She did a fire act, billing herself as "LaWanda, the Bronze Goddess of Fire".
This claims to be her:
https://tinyurl.com/y6ad94cv

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (tJvHx)

403 "End result of calling disabled people 'special'.

Sorry you are disabled, but it does NOT give you some moral authority.

Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder."

Plenty of "special" kids have some heavy comorbidities.

Look at Adam Lanza

Posted by: barbarausa at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (W7IZQ)

404 How is Benito Musolini like Jeffrey Epstein?

Yup.
Neither killed themselves.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

And they both were given help.
Posted by: JT
---------

How are they different?

Epstein didn't get a lamp post.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (LxqES)

405 Louis Nye was good in that.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (arJlL)

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He was no Don Knotts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (XVuno)

406 Easy there, Aet. Time for routine background investigations, instead. It's not blackmail if there's nothing demanded in return.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (BgPRz)

407 Farewell and adieu, you fair Spanish ladies /

Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain /

For we're under orders to sail for olde England /

and Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:09 AM (oRpiG)

408 There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
Then Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (XVuno)

409 Borgia, not exactly all reports

I've seen reports that Disney himself was too interested in little Bobby.

Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)

410 I've seen reports that Disney himself was too interested in little Bobby.
Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)

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I DEMAND A RETRACTION!!!

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at November 09, 2019 12:11 AM (XVuno)

411 He was no Don Knotts.
Posted by: Cicero

He was no Red Buttons

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:11 AM (arJlL)

412 "It is not a look that should be on a child's face."

Point taken. They look as smug eyes glowing in the flickering of the ovens...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:12 AM (BgPRz)

413 Epstein didn't get a lamp post.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (LxqES)


Neither did Mussolini.

He and his entourage were shot and then hanged from a gas station marquee by their heels.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:13 AM (1glZx)

414 If you want to see lifeless eyes on a kid being manipulated by adults for use as a virtue signalling device, just look at that "Desmond is Amazing" Kid.
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)

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That kid is being taken advantage of. He's doing anything he can for approval from his fucked up parents, I don't think he understands much of what's going on beyond that, and I feel genuinely sorry for him. He'll almost certainly die by his own hand or from drugs one day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:14 AM (5aX2M)

415 Sorry you are disabled, but it does NOT give you some moral authority.

Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (NgKpN)


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The DNC at November 09, 2019 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)

416 He and his entourage were shot and then hanged from a gas station marquee by their heels.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:13 AM (1glZx)

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Mussolini looked like a side of beef but in some weird way it really worked for Clara Petacci.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:15 AM (XVuno)

417 And getting a preview of the end times, watching the colander mask and breezy chaps...

BTW, all chaps are assless. Fight me.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:16 AM (BgPRz)

418
Mussolini looked like a side of beef but in some weird way it really worked for Clara Petacci.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:15 AM (XVuno)


always wear clean underwear, mother used to say. Or at least wear some underwear .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:17 AM (1glZx)

419 This is the kid who lured Thunberg to Charlotte. Note the eyes:

http://tinyurl.com/y3dg3zp7

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (LxqES)

420 goodnight! sleep well

Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (xIKXj)

421 Ugh. /Off sticky Fluke

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (LxqES)

422 BTW, all chaps are assless. Fight me.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:16 AM (BgPRz)


What what, old Chap?

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (Y8PSl)

423 I used to work with a female engineer who would refer to any task done manually on a computer (rather than by a CAD tool) as a "hand job." hurr hurr hurr

Posted by: Mark Shaw at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (aj9ZM)

424 If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How
can you have your pudding if Epstein didn't kill himself?

Oh, and build the Wall.

And fuck Roger "yellow" Waters. WTF is his problem? Asshole!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (BgPRz)

425 And fuck Roger "yellow" Waters. WTF is his problem? Asshole!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (BgPRz)


You answered your own question.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:21 AM (Y8PSl)

426 Neither did Mussolini.

He and his entourage were shot and then hanged from a gas station marquee by their heels.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Technically, by their ankles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (LxqES)

427 goodnight! sleep well
Posted by: booknlass

Pheasant dreams, and all that jazzola

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (arJlL)

428 This is the kid who lured Thunberg to Charlotte. Note the eyes:

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She seems nice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (5aX2M)

429 RickZ, I know, I know... Still shakin my head

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (BgPRz)

430 I'm the whistleblower.

Posted by: Eric Ciaremella at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (GtG/j)

431 Eric Ciaremella blows whistles!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:24 AM (XVuno)

432 Is that abbreviated 'blower, Eric?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:25 AM (BgPRz)

433 She seems nice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (5aX2M)

Splash a little mud on her, and she could be an extra in a zombie movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:26 AM (/sgva)

434 All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:28 AM (XVuno)

435 170 apple, ........ , pumpkin pie

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (B+t5k)



Peanut butter!

Posted by: Jasper the dog at November 09, 2019 12:29 AM (JxRMP)

436 And Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Jasper the dog at November 09, 2019 12:29 AM (JxRMP)

437 Here's the thing about leaf blowers:

Once the leaves realize that people are willing to blow them, they'll always show up at the door.

Just like anybody else.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:30 AM (arJlL)

438 I used to work for a lady who was a great manager, and who happened to have very large breasts. Now this was not a big deal to me because my wife happens to be just as well endowed. But I know many men in the office found her a bit distracting!

So one day I sent an email to her asking for help on something I was a bit embarrassed to be bothering her with. I began by typing "I know you are very busy, but..." and then described what I needed help with. But Thank God I proofread the message before pressing send...

If you look at your keyboard you will notice that the T and the Y are right next to each other, so instead of typing Y, it is easy to type TY, turning BUSY into BUSTY.

As a pilot, I have read a number of stories about engine failures in twin-engine aircraft where the flight crew panicked, and shut down the GOOD engine, with tragic results! And similarly, when I saw to my horror what I had typed, I meant to backspace to correct it, but instead pressed... SEND.

Neither of us ever spoke of it, and I assumed she had missed the typo. Until the day of my retirement party several years later, when she showed a slide presentation of my accomplishments, finishing with the email from hell! But she had assumed I didn't even realize I had sent it! Courageously, I had to admit to having committed the "wrong engine" error, and everyone had a huge laugh. Need I mention that she had a great sense of humor?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2019 12:31 AM (O+yvk)

439 All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cicero

Apparently, he didn't get script approval, either.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:32 AM (arJlL)

440 I think I'll retire to a refinery in Nevada. With flamethrower-festooned walls.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:32 AM (BgPRz)

441 Headline: Clara Petacci, recent gas prices fall at local Standard station.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:33 AM (oRpiG)

442 Unlike Hillary Clinton, Chef Boyardee would never lie to you:

https://tinyurl.com/y29bcdmg

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:34 AM (5aX2M)

443 I'm calling it a night. Take care, y'all.

Also:
I shot the sheriff, but Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:34 AM (OMsf+)

444 Guy came back from a trip to Australia and his pre-teen son asked him if he saw any dildo dogs.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:35 AM (ykL1t)

445 "All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players. Performers and portrayers; And Epstein didn't kill himself."

FTFY

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:38 AM (BgPRz)

446 We had a welding machine where someone labelled the cable plugs HAND and JOB

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:39 AM (ykL1t)

447 Guy came back from a trip to Australia and his pre-teen son asked him if he saw any dildo dogs.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:35 AM (ykL1t)


'Dildo dogs'. Ha! I see a great marketing name for a dirty water dog cart in San Francisco.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:40 AM (Y8PSl)

448 It is amazing what some people will do in their garages,
Like make Indie films.

Kaydara

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KcghHlE_cbk

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:41 AM (1glZx)

449 A Gentle Knecht came pricking 'crost the plaine,

Y- cladde in mightie armes, and silver shielde,

Wherein old dints of wounds war deepe and wyde:

Epstein did not commit suicide.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:41 AM (oRpiG)

450 Chef Boyardee was a pimp. He could never have outfought Mrs. Cubbison.

Posted by: Don Vito Corleone at November 09, 2019 12:42 AM (XVuno)

451 Can't prove it, but Greta may be on those delay pooberty drugs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2019 12:43 AM (e1mEI)

452 Can't prove it, but Greta may be on those delay pooberty drugs.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2019 12:43 AM (e1mEI)

Not that it makes any difference to the muzzies in Malmo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:44 AM (/sgva)

453 My buddy had a sorta kinda domesticated dingo who would live in the house during the cold months. He wasn't particularly mean. But when provoked he was the most dangerous little dog in the world. Didn't fuck around, went straight for the kill. One day the Rottweiler went for his food. He did that big dog grievous harm that required several emergency surgeries and it was over in maybe five seconds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:45 AM (5aX2M)

454 Oy! 'ave your vegemite sandwich! Toughen you up, it will.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (BgPRz)

455 I hadn't seen my boss around for several days so I commented to someone ; " Has Jimmy gone to the glue factory or something ?"
Next morning they announced that they found him dead of an aneurism in a hotel room out of town business trip.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (ykL1t)

456 Dingos. Why is it always dingos.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (XVuno)

457 One time at work, I was gonna say one of our co-workers had been pigeon-holed and instead, I said "He got corn-holed"

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (arJlL)

458 Hey, watch your corn hole, man!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)

459 Next morning they announced that they found him dead of an aneurism in a hotel room out of town business trip.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (ykL1t)

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I'll bet the funeral was a hoot.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (XVuno)

460 One thing I have noticed: Women who have impressive racks (the real impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for the most part.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (2B9A/)

461 Technically, by their ankles.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (LxqES)


Yes, if one wants to be pedal-dantic

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (1glZx)

462 Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2019 12:31 AM (O+yvk)


......

Hilarious.

It had all the components of a great story, humor, a surprise ending, 2 women both with large breasts.

Timeless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (iIUKh)

463 Greta's going to be 17 in a little over a month. But looks like an 11 year old boy.

Posted by: NCKate at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (rx1QH)

464 It has to be said. Not sure WTF is up with some Swedes, but HammerFall and Sabaton are bad ass. Singing about liberty, freedom, and America, Fuck Yeah. Saw them live this week. Then Opeth in Feb.

I'd like to think there's still Iceback hope. Speaking as a Saxon Norsky.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:53 AM (BgPRz)

465 It was on the good ship Venus,

My God, you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a whore abed,

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:53 AM (/sgva)

466 Hey, watch your corn hole, man!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)


Anal gazing. It's a thing.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)

467 You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:54 AM (BgPRz)

468 RZ, Bartlett's dilemma, FTW!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (BgPRz)

469 Greta's going to be 17 in a little over a month. But looks like an 11 year old boy.
Posted by: NCKate
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Greta sails in, temperatures drop. We won't set a record in A'ville tonight, that would be 19 deg., but it's now 27 deg. and dropping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)

470 Never heard of Hammerfall. Will check them out. I like Opeth. Sabaton kicks ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:56 AM (5aX2M)

471 458 Hey, watch your corn hole, man!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:57 AM (2B9A/)

472 Somewhere on the'net is a pic of Greta with a Hitler 'stache.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:57 AM (arJlL)

473 Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (BgPRz)

474 Greta sails in, temperatures drop. We won't set a record in A'ville tonight, that would be 19 deg., but it's now 27 deg. and dropping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)


Well, Scoldilocks comes from the land of the ice and snow so . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (Y8PSl)

475 If I were still in college and a kid like Greta was around, we would blow pot smoke in her face and watch her run around the living room all messed up like we used to with the cat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)

476 At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
"Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Looking Glass at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)

477 If I were still in college and a kid like Greta was around, we would blow pot smoke in her face and watch her run around the living room all messed up like we used to with the cat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)


And you wonder why we plot to kill you.

Posted by: Cats Everywhere at November 09, 2019 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)

478 Greta sails in, temperatures drop. We won't set a record in A'ville tonight, that would be 19 deg., but it's now 27 deg. and dropping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)


It's warmer here in my sector of Alberta. Still above freezing. It was raining lightly earlier this evening. Snow has dropped a lot. The areas I did with the snow blower are bare grass 100%. The areas not snow-blown vary from thinly snow-covered to bare.

I did not work on the Panhard today, other than to put air into its tires tyres pneus. Moved stuff around in the shop, and got the Daytona convertible inside the other door, so I don't have to constantly move it to get at the Panhard on the hoist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 01:01 AM (/sgva)

479 477 If I were still in college and a kid like Greta was around, we would blow pot smoke in her face and watch her run around the living room all messed up like we used to with the cat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)

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One laser pointer could have turned that UN speech into an entirely different event.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (XVuno)

480 If I have time this weekend she'll be 'shopped onto a photo of Isle Koch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (5aX2M)

481 Just like Al Gore brings cold weather with him
Several years ago the Conservatives got elected in Ontario and the unions all got together to have Days of Action, invariably on the coldest damn days ever. For eight years. Not much of a clue there.
Of course the weather in some parts of Canada is ten months of snow and two moths of hard sledding.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (ykL1t)

482 One laser pointer could have turned that UN speech into an entirely different event.

.....

**snort**

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (iIUKh)

483 Well Epstein was covered with shame and with sinTurn, turn, turn againBut one thing is sure, he didn't do himself inTurn, turn to the rain and the wind

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 01:04 AM (oRpiG)

484 Cannot seem to find any pictures of her with the Chaplain stache. Lot of her as hitler youth artwork though.

She looks like such a happy child in so many of her photos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:04 AM (2B9A/)

485 One thing I have noticed: Women who have impressive racks (the real
impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for
the most part.


Come on people, discuss !!

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)

486 We've substituted the regular coffee in this fine dining establishment with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (XVuno)

487 She looks like Heidi, but the Hitler Jugend is pretty eerie as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (2B9A/)

488 Yud, HammerFall is awesome. They stuck around for photos and autographs. My son met them, got a pic, tshirt signed by all, Oscar joked with him about learning bass. Totally stoked!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)

489 Lord Perky?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)

490 485 One thing I have noticed: Women who have impressive racks (the real
impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for
the most part.


Come on people, discuss !!
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)

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Well, Milena Velba sure seemed to exude confidence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)

491 Or its two seasons; Winter and Road Construction.
There's two things needed in Canada; more beer and wider roads.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (ykL1t)

492 Well, Milena Velba sure seemed to exude confidence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)

A good example.

Ewa Sonnet is another.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:09 AM (2B9A/)

493 Lord Percy from Blackadder

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:10 AM (ykL1t)

494 A'aight, Blackadder, back to perky tits! Bbbbbbbbpht!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:11 AM (BgPRz)

495
One thing I have noticed: Women who have impressive racks (the real

impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for

the most part.


Come on people, discuss !!


Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)

For the most part, yeah, but I find that the ones with the big real ones sometimes complain about them, and the ones with the fake big ones sometimes want you to test them for accuracy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

496 To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose under heaven.
A time of love, a time of hate

A time for indoors, a time for outside

But no time for Epstein to commit suicide


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (tJvHx)

497 For the most part, yeah, but I find that the ones with the big real ones sometimes complain about them, and the ones with the fake big ones sometimes want you to test them for accuracy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

Granted. The naturally supremely gifted have to bear the burden (so to speak.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:13 AM (2B9A/)

498 Byrds and Boobs.

The Horde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:14 AM (2B9A/)

499 For the most part, yeah, but I find that the ones with the big real ones sometimes complain about them, and the ones with the fake big ones sometimes want you to test them for accuracy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

If you can touch them, they're real (enough).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 01:14 AM (/sgva)

500 I knew a short chick with giant knockers who had to have them reduced because they were messing up her little spine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (5aX2M)

501 He's the half-witted son of a sea-going whore.
His old woman's feet seldom touched on the shore.
For while on the deeps of employ she'd no lack,
Relieving all hands on the flat of her back.
Chorus:
Hey, nonny-nonny-o!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Epstein didn't kill himself!*
All belay!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (tJvHx)

502 They are real. They have mass. They occupy space. They are affected by gravity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (2B9A/)

503 They are real. They have mass. They occupy space. They are affected by gravity.
Posted by: Aetius
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Gravitational attraction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 01:17 AM (LxqES)

504 Gravitational attraction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 01:17 AM (LxqES)

They certainly draw things in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:18 AM (2B9A/)

505 Jumbo vs fake: the real test is to spray 'em like it's stollen. Christmas stollen. And everybody gets a trophy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:19 AM (BgPRz)

506 Mike Hammer, Hope your pup is doing better. Mr. JTB and I have had several dogs who lived to very old age. They all loved to go for walks. To adapt when their legs gave them trouble we started using dog strollers or wagons. Also dog carriers worn on back or slung over shoulder. They loved it.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:19 AM (bmdz3)

507 Yud, if you're in VA, we might know the same people!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:21 AM (BgPRz)

508 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:21 AM (tJvHx)

509 Night Rodrigo Borgia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:22 AM (2B9A/)

510 Gotta get some rest.

On a final note, I've been laughing all week about EDKH.

But - no shit - the HotAir paywall is even funnier.

How in blue blazes does Salem think that can work?

Every time I think about some tool breaking out the plastic for MOAR ALLAHPUNDIT I start laughing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:23 AM (5aX2M)

511 HotMess behind a paywall...

Trying to run off the remaining five or so commenters left there?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)

512 Niters, Yud.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)

513
But - no shit - the HotAir paywall is even funnier.

How in blue blazes does Salem think that can work?

Every time I think about some tool breaking out the plastic for MOAR ALLAHPUNDIT I start laughing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:23 AM (5aX2M)


TepidAir isn't worth reading for free. Complete narcissism if they think their words are worth hard cash money.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)

514 Man, napping sucks when you have difficulty going to sleep later.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:27 AM (RU4sa)

515 465
It was on the good ship Venus,



My God, you should have seen us,



The figurehead was a whore abed,



And Epstein didn't kill himself.


on the good ship lollipop
it's a short trip as from the bed you drop
and strangle yourself
unlike Epstein who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2019 01:27 AM (kf5Ci)

516 Well, Milena Velba sure seemed to exude confidence.

Jeepers !

Her boobs should have their own zip code !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (arJlL)

517
Yud, HammerFall is awesome. They stuck around for photos and
autographs. My son met them, got a pic, tshirt signed by all, Oscar
joked with him about learning bass. Totally stoked!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)

Hammerfall is great. I'm a little partial to their older stuff, but I do like the newer/newish guitar player's style. They are cool people, I talked to the other guitar player for like 2 hours about guitar amps and gear one night, because they made a switch from Engl to marshall amps ( I'm partial to the Engl sound they had), and I was curious what he thought since he joined right around the time of the amp switch. He gave me the entire run down of his rig. Actually, I was trying to find out if they made him play through those frigging Marshall JVMs. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (9Om/r)

518 Man, napping sucks when you have difficulty going to sleep later.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH

I hear ya.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (arJlL)

519 America should take a page from Israel's book on Mexico cartels

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92523


Love this:

"The spineless government in Mexico City caved, proclaiming their intent to win this internal war with the cartels with hugs -- I kid you not. When our president offered to deploy American forces to assist Mexico's war against the cartels, the socialist head of government rebuffed that offer while deploring the term "war" to describe the status quo."

Hugs.

Defeating deadly drug cartels with...hugs.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (RU4sa)

520 Thanks WeirdDave! I need the distraction. However laughing out loud is getting me some looks here.... at ER waiting for transport for husband to a different hospital.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (N3HLf)

521 lol Mlii.

How's hubby?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (RU4sa)

522 Wake up mamaTurn your lamp down lowWake up mamaTurn your lamp down lowYou got no nerve, babyAnd Epstein didn't kill himself...

Posted by: Cowboyneal at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (U2zo0)

523 When I was a teenager, my cat was all in my face annoying me as I was wrapping a present, so I stuck some tape to her tail. The phone rang while the cat was going crazy and I was trying to get the tape off. My friend asked why I was laughing so hard. I said I was trying to get a piece of tail off my cat.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (zRL84)

524 He had a seizure. I'm told more responsive than when he was brought here, (i was at mom's, he was at home-youngest son was there and called paramedics) The hospital in our town is in a different network than where his neurologist practices, so they need to transport him there. (30 minute drive)

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:37 AM (N3HLf)

525 Dang, prayers up, Mlii.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:38 AM (RU4sa)

526 Dang, prayers up, Mlii.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH

Yeah, seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:39 AM (arJlL)

527 Thanks. Appreciate it more than you know.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:39 AM (N3HLf)

528
Ali Alexander
@ali
Asian overstayers and South American border jumpers. Let's be Fact Based.

White and Black "Legacy America" must be protected! Lots of "agendas."

=========

Interesting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2019 01:41 AM (13CQC)

529 Hugs.



Defeating deadly drug cartels with...hugs.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (RU4sa)

I'm thinking he sealed his fate with that one. Sooner or later we will have to invade.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:41 AM (9Om/r)

530 MLII, Prayers for your husband.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:45 AM (bmdz3)

531
Some good shit there. I like 'Liquid Zoo'.

Much too fat and a little too long.

Posted by: Dr. Sardonicus at November 09, 2019 01:47 AM (aKsyK)

532 Hugs, my ass. Drone the fuckers

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:48 AM (zo4+n)

533 If. I may be so bold, sir.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (zo4+n)

534 Mrs. JTB. This really messes stuff up. It has been a year and a half since his 1st seizure caused by a then unknown (non cancerous) brain tumor. Meningioma. Very, very large--think of a baseball. !! He had surgery and a yes3r later it was growing back. He just finished radiation late last month. I'm grateful he was home this time and not driving. (He is a semi driver)

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)

535 Epstein killed himself
Flame away Moron Horde

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (XgGMK)

536 *year

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)

537 He *was* a semi driver. I'm pretty sure this will end that

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:51 AM (N3HLf)

538 MLii, oh my. Prayers for your whole family.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:52 AM (bmdz3)

539 Were any morons at the Sabaton concert in Bethesda last week?

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2019 01:53 AM (B7KlG)

540 I may have to add "x 2" to my nic!

Life around here is going to be changing for sure.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:54 AM (N3HLf)

541 'es pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: klaftern at November 09, 2019 01:54 AM (RuIsu)

542 Berserker, I hadn't heard them before I saw them at the show. They were great, as you can attest. I'm listening to their stuff working outside in. Old, new, less old, etc. Gonna see them next year as headliners, they earned it long ago. How TF to get my kid up from kolledge for the show midweek tho, not sure...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:56 AM (zo4+n)

543 Jean, Silver Spring. Yes, on the mosh pit event horizon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:58 AM (zo4+n)

544 MLiix2, so sorry to hear.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:01 AM (zo4+n)

545 SuberU, dream on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:02 AM (zo4+n)

546 >> Anal gazing.

Gaze into my anus. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy....

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:06 AM (NMAzL)

547 Epstein killed himself
Flame away Moron Horde
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (XgGMK)

You know, it really doesn't matter. He was a high-value prisoner, awaiting trial, in a supposedly secure facility. He had previously "attempted" suicide, and had been placed on suicide watch. With that kind of history, he should have been under direct observation 24/7. The guards and the warden had ONE job, and they failed to do it. Leaving a potentially suicidal prisoner unsupervised, with faulty cameras, and all, is tantamount to murder. It's negligent homicide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:06 AM (/sgva)

548
The writing is on my anus: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:08 AM (NMAzL)

549 Mrs. JTB. This really messes stuff up. It has been a year and a half since his 1st seizure caused by a then unknown (non cancerous) brain tumor. Meningioma. Very, very large--think of a baseball. !! He had surgery and a yes3r later it was growing back. He just finished radiation late last month. I'm grateful he was home this time and not driving. (He is a semi driver)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)

That is a hard thing to deal with. I hope your hubby has a successful outcome! Agree that his commercial driving career is likely over. And maybe that's for the best. A stressful job, I'm sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:09 AM (/sgva)

550 AOB, you ain't wrong

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:10 AM (XgGMK)

551
I'm getting enough of these Peloton ads. This thing is some sort of cult, I tell you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2019 02:10 AM (NMAzL)

552 The writing is on my anus: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:08 AM (NMAzL)

That is not the 'roid you were looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Sonobi at November 09, 2019 02:11 AM (/sgva)

553 Sigh
AOP, not B.
Epstein should have been watched more closely

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:12 AM (XgGMK)

554 (XgGMK) Is a regular.

Trolling for fun?

Posted by: A cheese and fried bologna sammich at November 09, 2019 02:13 AM (vqIkG)

555 Cheese, WAS a regular.
Not trolling.
Would not do that sort of thing here.
Practically holy ground.

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:15 AM (XgGMK)

556 (XgGMK) Is a regular.

Trolling for fun?
Posted by: A cheese and fried bologna sammich at November 09, 2019 02:13 AM (vqIkG)

Not trolling; just being contrarian. Like I said in 547, it doesn't really matter, the watch on him was so slack that suicide or murder are both equally possible, and their job was to keep him alive for the trial, and for interrogation.

They. Fucked. Up. Fucked up so badly, it almost had to be deliberate. A perfect storm of fuckuppery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:17 AM (/sgva)

557 Epstein is hanging on by a thread.

Posted by: Fred at November 09, 2019 02:19 AM (lQz2T)

558 >>Agree that his commercial driving career is likely over. And maybe that's for the best. A stressful job, I'm sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

For all that he went through, he was able to get his C-DL back after the 1st time, and after the renewal process for his fed med card over the past few weeks, I don't think he will even want to try. And yes, definitely for everyone's safety, it will be for the best.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:20 AM (N3HLf)

559 Perhaps, even, paid fuckuppery? (pinky at corner of mouth, eyebrows raised)

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (zo4+n)

560 Not being contrarian for contrarian sake.
Just going with my gut.
Sorry if it seemed like I was trying to atagonize.
Just figured such a position would bring down the flaming wrath oh the horde.

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (XgGMK)

561 MLii, Do you live in SE Wisconsin? If so and if your mother's home situation needs to change due to your new condition re your husband, let me know. We know of a great memory care facility.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 02:25 AM (bmdz3)

562 Not being contrarian for contrarian sake.
Just going with my gut.
Sorry if it seemed like I was trying to atagonize.
Just figured such a position would bring down the flaming wrath oh the horde.
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (XgGMK)

Not to worry. I really doubt that all the Morons and 'Ettes parroting the EDKH mantra seriously believe it was murder. But propagating the meme serves a purpose: perhaps it will galvanize the DOJ into doing a proper investigation of how it was possible for Epstein to go unwatched for long enough for either scenario to play out. Heads should roll, and not just firings; criminal charges against warden and guards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:26 AM (/sgva)

563 Well, I'd like to stay and chatter more, but the old eyelids are fixing to slam shut, so I had best get to bed.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:28 AM (/sgva)

564 Not trolling; just being contrarian. Like I said in
547, it doesn't really matter, the watch on him was so slack that
suicide or murder are both equally possible, and their job was to keep
him alive for the trial, and for interrogation.



They. Fucked. Up. Fucked up so badly, it almost had to be deliberate. A perfect storm of fuckuppery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:17 AM (/sgva)----
never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

this was arrogance, nothing more.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2019 02:28 AM (v9rtm)

565 Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (XgGMK)

It's not like a bunch of others troll for a bit of fun. I have no problem with it. Some don't know how to take a joke though and over react.

Posted by: Where for art though Man named Dalton? at November 09, 2019 02:29 AM (vqIkG)

566 Yes Mrs. JTB, near to Milwaukee and Racine.Thank you! That info may come in handy.

Youngest son lives at home, so we can tag team husband not being alone til they get the seizures figured out. Weekends will be the most difficult.

However, my siblings and their families will definitely need to step up with mom.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:31 AM (N3HLf)

567 "We got a man down. Looks like suicide, but don`t they all?"

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2019 02:33 AM (yaS4s)

568 MLii, Brookfield Silverado if/when time comes.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 02:35 AM (bmdz3)

569 Didn't this same facility house El Chapo? They should have had better processesw

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2019 02:36 AM (B7KlG)

570 AOP, the circumstances surrounding his death was shameful and that is being kind.
Criminal might be more accurate.
Mods, I will never troll AOSHQ.
As it is I promote AOS on that slutty site called Twitter where Ace used to slum like Sherlock in the opium dens.
You are good people and I wish you well.
Have a good weekend, but not so good you wind up on Live PD.

Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:38 AM (XgGMK)

571 Thank you, transport is finally here. Be back later.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:38 AM (N3HLf)

572 Something of interest for the Gun thread:


There is a switch that turns a Glock handgun into an automatic weapon. Glock does not make such things. They are coming from China and they are very, very illegal. Adding this switch gives the user an automatic weapon, yes, but it also violates the Federal Firearms Law. There appear to be a lot of them here already.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92507

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 02:40 AM (RU4sa)

573 And as usual, no one was held accountable.

Posted by: XPD at November 09, 2019 02:51 AM (JjNlG)

574 MLii it's way to early to be up

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 02:53 AM (ZCEU2)

575 My aunt sternly said to one of her children "don't you S-A-Y shit!"

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 09, 2019 02:56 AM (FsgBK)

576 Trump wants to vist putin in moscow for may day. There is hope for him yet!

Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 02:56 AM (AgPAq)

577 Oh Lord, raimondo, go to bed.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 09, 2019 03:01 AM (QU+qf)

578 President Trump was invited to go to Moscow for the 75th anniversary unlike Epstein who didn't kill himself so he can't go.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:02 AM (ZCEU2)

579 You might think with the niced uranium deal Putin got from Hillary and Jug Ears they would have been invited.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:04 AM (ZCEU2)

580 Like our politicians, our deep state is pathetic.

Posted by: Sue at November 09, 2019 03:05 AM (az/3o)

581 Trump and putin can sing the international together on may day in moscow!

Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:07 AM (AgPAq)

582 Trump can wear a che guevara tee shirt and black beret with red star on it to get in the may day party spirt! He can then go to kent state university for 50th anniversary of kent state shootings.

Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:11 AM (AgPAq)

583 It's not May 1 that this parade is happening.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:13 AM (ZCEU2)

584 Trump and putin can sing the international together on may day in moscow!
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:07 AM (AgPAq)
.....................
Calm down bitch boy.

Posted by: Sue at November 09, 2019 03:15 AM (az/3o)

585 People are fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2019 03:28 AM (ycWCI)

586 Decide to home a bit early (after only 8.5 hours!), leave my right hand man in charge and everything goes to fucking hell. Of course, not until I am an hour away.

Typical. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2019 03:29 AM (ycWCI)

587 Trump and putin can sing the international together on may day in moscow!

It's hilarious - all these leftists are claiming that Russia has a "May Day" parade, which hasn't occurred since the fall of the Soviet Union.

It's the Victory Day parade on May 9th, to celebrate the defeat of Nazi Germany that is being celebrated.

Anyone remotely familiar with present-day Russia would know the difference, but leftists are pig-ignorant.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2019 03:41 AM (I2/tG)

588 Skip, you're telling me! See 520, 524, 534 above.

He's responsive, doesn't remember it happening. I'm heading back to my mom's, will be back here early for dr's rounds.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 04:16 AM (jDAVE)

589 It's that time of day
When you can say
C'mon let's head for the kitchen

'Cause the coffee just finished brewing

[ ] EKH
[X] EDKH

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 04:44 AM (9WcJw)

590 The woods are lovely dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
and Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2019 04:51 AM (yzU63)

591 MLii I read all up thread.
Only been cat napping, might as well just get up

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

592 What's that from, PR?

I don't know poetry at all unless it's in, say, pre 80's - post 50's, tunes.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:05 AM (9WcJw)

593 I read enough to read about Mlii's predicament, Skip.

Prayer went up.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:06 AM (9WcJw)

594 Been a while since I dropped by. What ever happened to the "tin cup" guy who took this blog for tens of thousands of dollars over a nine month period while pretending to be down on his luck? I bet he disappeared. He went so far as to put his go fund me link in his nic, that takes balls, even for a professional internet scammer. The same classic pattern was used. The fake above reproach nic, striking up friendships with the main posters, always kind and caring in his remarks. The slow drip of heartbreaking reasons for his situation due to a chain of events out of his control. The delayed humble asking for help until he was established. 2 months before asking again, then 1 month, then 1 week, then the link in the nic for full time help. The guy was good, real good, he put a lot of time and effort into it. He claimed he couldn`t get a job, the reality was this was his job. The re-starting of his fund me page when it hit the 3-4 thousand mark to hide his total take was critical. He went so far as to send out emails once the link was ordered to be removed. This was one website from which he took well over 20 grand at last count. He, or better yet they, were probably working no less then a dozen at any one time. Did you ever ask yourself why a mentor would be asking for money? Compassion is easily played!

Posted by: Detective Arlo at November 09, 2019 05:09 AM (0N0JL)

595 Anal gazing.

Gaze into my anus. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy....

BrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 05:12 AM (arJlL)

596 It was raining hard in 'Frisco
I needed one more care to make my night
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down
She got in at the light

Oh where ya headed to, my lady blue
It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain
She just looked out the window
She said Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (9WcJw)

597 If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd see them wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blond hairdo
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Skrapheap at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (Mp7lu)

598 Thanks, all. Prayers definitely appreciated.

I'm back at my mom's. She's confused with all the disruption. My daughter got here before i left, and i just sent her home.

What a night.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (Z/jzm)

599
587 Trump and putin can sing the international together on may day in moscow!


It's the "Internationale", asshat. You know fuckall about fucknothing. Go wash your Cheetos-dusted hands, bathe and change into clean clothes, find something purposeful to do with your life and get your whiny and ignorant ass out of here.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:16 AM (Y75K9)

600 teej - Robert Frost
In 4th grade the teacher read that to us before leaving every day so at one point I had it memorized

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

601 @&%#$( auto-c

fare

It's an actual #*! (& word you ignorant slut.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:18 AM (9WcJw)

602
599 was directed to ray-ray, not ARC.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:20 AM (Y75K9)

603 Thanks Skip

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:22 AM (9WcJw)

604
Greta the Climate Golem is a contagious virus who ought to be quarantined, forcibly placed on a plane and escorted back to Sweden.

There was a reason for asylums back in their day. We have forgotten that, to our great peril.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:24 AM (Y75K9)

605 legalinsurrection.com/elizabeth warren im open to suspending deportations as a way to push congress for comprehensive immigration reform

Bernie is joining into this, they really are one world government, workers of the world unite crap.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)

606 Heh, just noticed the lead pic for the vid at the bottom, up top, if that makes any sense.

Man, does that bring back memories.

Komop sumnida Mr Michael L Branam

I never made silk purse by our standards, but you sure started with a sow's ear with me.

And when I moved back home, an instructor who asked me to help him teach his students to fight couldn't put a shodan, then nidan, belt cast enough.

I was 50 and making his late 20's, early 30's nidans and sandans, look really bad.

All,,, because,,, of,,, you.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:33 AM (9WcJw)

607 cast enough?

Okay, that was me.
on me fast enough

More covfefe needed

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:36 AM (9WcJw)

608 Finally just got my first cup, and cat is on my lap

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:39 AM (ZCEU2)

609 I guess I should have also included in above that I went about 15 or so years in between moving back home and helping said instructor only spending about 8 mo with a multi style instructor.

Sort of messed up right knee a bit, digging in garden of all things, and had to stop with him.
It was my kick drum knee, you see, and...

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:43 AM (9WcJw)

610 I had 2 large cups of coffee a few hours ago. Needed them then. Now, I'm thinking one would've been enough. ER waiting-room coffe is apparently super high octane!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 05:43 AM (Z/jzm)

611 Skip, it makes all the difference in the world.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:44 AM (UUkQp)

612 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:47 AM (cqNba)

613 Got up, took dog out to teetee, made covfefe, fed dog and cat, shaved and dressed, drank 1/2 covfefe put rest in gocup with another full cup, dog and cat got back in bed with Mrs. E, and I'm off to work. May the gods of boredom shine on me today.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:48 AM (UUkQp)

614 When I started out work at a small radio station north of Boston we had to conduct "community ascertainment" reports (interviewing citizens and businesses) to demonstrate our responsibility to our community as a requirement of our FCC license renewal.

Nothing less should be expected of the major broadcast networks. They are acting openly and directly against the interests of the national community.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:49 AM (H8QX8)

615 So I wonder what kind of shit-show the media will bring us today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba)

616 Should post this on the, well, next thread also.
powerlineblog.com/the week-in-pictures epstein meme edition

https://tinyurl.com/y67rmx4j

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:50 AM (ZCEU2)

617 Didn't find out until yesterday tomorrow afternoon have to go help co-worker at his house. Was looking for a boring weekend.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)

618 @562

No, it's a metaphysical certainty that Epstein did not kill himself, he was murdered, more than likely by the former cop, turned murderer, turned prison assassin, who was for some strange reason selected as Epstein's cell mate.


Fun fact:

High value prisoners do not get cell mates, let alone murdererers for cell mates.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 09, 2019 05:55 AM (FwIn+)

619 Skip, you send me off to work laughing. Thanks.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:56 AM (UUkQp)

620 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (JwHjN)

621 Morning all

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:03 AM (CSvq/)

622 I meant to say "gypped" or "screwed" once in conversation, came out with an ethnic slur. I was talking at the the time to a good guy, who was Not Amused. Guess what his religious affiliation might have been? Yeah.

Not sure he believed me when I explained what happened. It was the damndest thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (bIS0g)

623 If Epstein was killed only Trump and the NY mafia could have done it

Posted by: Kurt at November 09, 2019 08:08 AM (RR3qY)

624 We dance round in a circle and suppose,
But the Secret sits in the center, and knows,
Epstein didn't kill himself.

"The Secret Sits"
By Robert Frost

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2019 12:04 PM (O+yvk)

625 Test

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 09, 2019 05:25 PM (zZbCU)

626 Exactly. It doesn't take much of watching to figure her out for she what she is, and it ain't pretty. She may or may not be a dullard of some variety. But I doubt it. And even if she is, most dullards aren't manipulative bullies with sadistic tendencies, which is plainly obvious from watching her for five freaking minutes.

I think people are falling for her bullshit "babe in the woods, with little girl braids and clothes" routine, and I think it's worked for her family's grift for a long time, and that's why she keeps it up.

Remember: she's 16 and a freaking professional actress.

I feel nothing but contempt for the little sociopath.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)

My guess that a lot of her "medical" symptoms is how she manipulates her parents back while the manipulate her for political reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2019 06:36 PM (FTPn0)

627 OK, here's my story. I was discussing a difficult technical problem with some co-workers; as it happens, I was the sole goy among a group of Jews. After a lengthy exchange of ideas and analysis and possible approaches, what pops out of my mouth is, "The final solution to this problem is ... oh God I don't believe I just said that!" Fortunately, my co-workers all knew it was a slip of the tongue, and we had a good laugh about it. Thank goodness!

Posted by: Brown Line at November 09, 2019 08:54 PM (S6ArX)

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