Megyn Kelly Is Interviewing the Woman ABC Lobbied CBS to Fire -- to Deplatform from Employment -- and She Might Ask Why ABC Is So Keen on Protecting Jeffrey Epstein But Going After Her

Just two days ago, whistleblowers were sacred, and now they're filthy traitors you should get excluded from employment and society generally and try to compel them to commit suicide.

In much the same way that Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide.

The Narrative changes so quickly these days, and often flips and flops back and forth many times in the same day!

EXCLUSIVE: Emmy-winning producer who was fired for 'leaking' ABC's Amy Robach's bombshell admission that network killed Jeffrey Epstein story is revealed in Megyn Kelly's comeback interview

Megyn Kelly sat down with the fired CBS staffer who leaked ABC's Amy Robach's hot mic revelation about Jeffrey Epstein

DailyMail.com can reveal the staffer is Ashley Bianco, 25, an Emmy-winning producer, who contacted the former Fox News star directly

Bianco was fired from CBS on Thursday after the network was informed by her old employer ABC that she had 'leaked' footage of Robach

Kelly teased the interview on Friday morning, announcing she had joined Instagram and had the feeling 'you’ll be interested in my first post'

The interview will be Kelly's first step in making her comeback since she left NBC last year after making comments about blackface on air


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Kelly teased the interview on Twitter on Friday, writing: 'I just joined Instagram - have a feeling you’ll be interested in my first post - coming Friday morning. Pls follow me there at: @therealmegynkelly. Have some news coming your way...', incorrectly writing her Instagram handle, which is just @megynkelly.

The Epoch Times adds that Bianco isn't admitting she did this:

But [Daily Mail reporter Yasher] Ali said in an update, citing sources: "It's really important to remind folks that Ashley Bianco was not fired by CBS News for leaking the footage of Amy Robach to Project Veritas. No one at either network knows who did that."

He also clarified that Bianco allegedly accessed the footage while still working at ABC, not while she was at CBS.

So CBS fired her for something she did (allegedly)... while employed by ABC?

Explain to me how this is not oligarchical coordination. Collusion, if you will.

Also explain to me how ABC did not commit tortious interference with Bianco's contract (assuming she had one).

There will be lawsuits... which liberal judges will find bizarre rationals for dismissing.

Even this sad weakling gets it:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:00 PM




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1 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 12:59 PM (8D42x)

2 Numero uno

Posted by: Old Dude at November 08, 2019 12:59 PM (LGXGf)

3 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:00 PM (8D42x)

4 time to read the content

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:00 PM (8D42x)

5

She's not a whistleblower whistleblower.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 01:00 PM (aKsyK)

6 Ace. Check this out.

Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents.

https://tinyurl.com/y4dks4jt

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2019 01:01 PM (3v0H6)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2019 01:01 PM (9gDA7)

8 All your news are belong to us.

Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2019 01:02 PM (9gDA7)

9 Top ten??

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

10 What about Amy? Is her situation sound? Just asking because I have a spare room.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2019 01:02 PM (3v0H6)

11 We are witnessing the end of civilization

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2019 01:02 PM (E+OcO)

12 I just poured a bowl of alphabet soup and it spelled out 'Epstein did not kill himself'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 01:02 PM (Vy7tf)

13 Meagain is back, again?

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9dnxb)

14 That is all sorts of violations of employment law rolled into one scam.

Posted by: henry at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (JMDly)

15 She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (3Z6pZ)

16 Project Veritas said yesterday that it was NOT her that leaked the info.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

17
The interview will be Kelly's first step in making her comeback since
she left NBC last year after making comments about blackface on air



She was fired for low ratings.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2019 01:04 PM (T6t7i)

18 So wait. Ms Bianco accessed the footage while also working at ABC, and probably close to the story herself. There's no proof whatsoever that she shared it or was the source. Then she leaves ABC on her own, and gets a job at CBS

And based on this NOTHING, CBS - just being a pal here to the MSM - fires her?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..LovesTheCramps at November 08, 2019 01:04 PM (Rarvo)

19 CBS speaks power to truth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 01:04 PM (hLRSq)

20 In fairness this is French Tickler's one-semi-conservative-tweet-of-the-month. Now you have to sit back and listen to leftist-supporting screeds until December.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 08, 2019 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

21 Project Veritas said yesterday that it was NOT her that leaked the info.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)
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You can bet that the person who was the whistleblower will be terminated with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (3Z6pZ)

22 MeAgain is still young enough to be a significant news person again, particularly with the unfree presstitutes's Jonestown behavior.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (y7DUB)

23 Again with the blackface - I so wish Don Jr. had brought a picture of Whoopie's boyfriend (at the time) Ted Danson in full black face with Whoopie wooping it up next to him.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

24 15 She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?


some producers receive the BJs, some producers GIVE the BJs

Posted by: BlackOrchid..LovesTheCramps at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Rarvo)

25

Alternate post title:

CBS "News" Fired Employee For Partaking In Actual Investigative Journalism

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (0RHof)

26 "Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents."

They're going to be spinning like the last helicopter out of Saigon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

27

She was fired because shut up comrade or you're next

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (kw5n8)

28 Project Veritas said yesterday that it was NOT her that leaked the info.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

Did he actually say that or did O'Keefe just intimate it and said 'Stay tuned'?

Also and unrelated....

"Little Michael" (Trump at a presser)

Trump's already nicknamed Bloomberg. Ha!

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (cF8AT)

29 Meagain's comeback

*face palm*

One of the great days on this blog was when Ace finally turned on this attention whore.

I hope her "comeback" starts and stops as a news reader in Morehead Minnesota.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (j3npP)

30 >>>he's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?


She was awarded the Emmy by Epstein, who did not kill himself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (bkUtD)

31 So obviously terrible even David French gets it is a very very very low bar indeed.

And yet Our Brave Firefighters gleefully limbo under it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

32 To hearken back to earlier threads, there was some confusion about what a producer does. It's really simple when you compare producers to normal guys.

Normal: Desires Annette in a wild bikini, and Natalie in West Side Story.

Producer: Desires Annette in mouse ears, and Natalie in Miracle on 34th St.

I hope that clears things up.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ZbwAu)

33 If she can't retire at 25, she's got a lousy lawyer.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (X/Pw5)

34 Willard:

Democrat Controlled Virginia 'Working' On Confiscating Guns From Law Abiding Citizens, Governor Says

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Play stupid games . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

35 "She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious"

She was on on the Chelsea Clinton career track. Quite common at the networks if you have talent.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (MxEKc)

36 So now Meghan Kelly gets fired for covering this?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (cqNba)

37 Again with the blackface - I so wish Don Jr. had brought a picture of Whoopie's boyfriend (at the time) Ted Danson in full black face with Whoopie wooping it up next to him.
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
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High-larious!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

38 13 Meagain is back, again?


Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9dnxb)


I think she's back for revenge on the various networks because why not?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

39 Democracy dies in the... whatever.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (77WPm)

40 maybe we are witnessing the renaissance of civilisation.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ikL8p)

41 31 So obviously terrible even David French gets it is a very very very low bar indeed.

And yet Our Brave Firefighters gleefully limbo under it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)

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But those media companies are still all on the up and up when it comes to attacking Trump, French is very sure of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (q80AH)

42 He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least vestige of land;
And the crew were all pleased when they found it to be
Epstein didn't die by his own hand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)

43 Many of French's repliers are defending the firing. How can they trust her with their corporate secrets??!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Dh1wo)

44 Whoopie's boyfriend (at the time) Ted Danson

everyone does know that Ted wasn't really her boyfriend right?

it was part of this massive dare thing I think woody harrelson was part of it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid..LovesTheCramps at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Rarvo)

45 You know who else was keen? James Dean. And James Dean DID kill himself, unlike Epstein.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Vy7tf)

46 I think she's back for revenge on the various networks because why not?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

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*munches on popcorn*

Works for me.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (RU4sa)

47 The Narrative changes so quickly these days, and often flips and flops back and forth many times in the same day!
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I think this is why they want to keep Americans stupid and gulled. You get confused, you seek authority to clear your mind.

The press and the Dems (but I repeat myself) are willing to step in and show you the way.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (DuZls)

48 Tortious interference - BINGO!

Posted by: direwolf at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (BmTFY)

49 "Normal: Desires Annette in a wild bikini, and Natalie in West Side Story.

Producer: Desires Annette in mouse ears, and Natalie in Miracle on 34th St. "

Why not both?
or...all four?

Posted by: mrshad at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (IJsa1)

50 Michael Bloomberg makes Tom Cruise look tall.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (3Z6pZ)

51 At this point I just want to know if she's hot. If her photo is going to be on every site I visit for the next 4 days, all I can hope for is better than Katie Hill's tats.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Bf3hj)

52 I'm starting to think sex with minors is how you make your bones as a Deepstate Mediacrat Mafioso.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (xmKbk)

53 I think she's back for revenge on the various networks because why not?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (hLRSq)
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I really don't care. I don't hold grudges. Whatever she is doing to attack Big News is A-OK with me.

"Somebody has to turn off the babysitter. "

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (DuZls)

54 Coming soon from David French: "Why the ABC/CBS firing of a whistleblower is a lot like season 6 of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer."

Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (datdl)

55 EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

56 I love a hot mic.

Posted by: David French at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (EgshT)

57 11 We are witnessing the end of civilization


...

All of our institutions are crumbling.

National divorce time.

Posted by: Ha at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (jKqaK)

58 47 The Narrative changes so quickly these days, and often flips and flops back and forth many times in the same day!
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I think this is why they want to keep Americans stupid and gulled. You get confused, you seek authority to clear your mind.

The press and the Dems (but I repeat myself) are willing to step in and show you the way.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (DuZls)

I think DJT keeps the media ping ponging from one hypocritical position to the next.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

59 She's "not admitting it" ... but it's obviously the reason she's being fired.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (XzVUd)

60
At this point I just want to know if she's hot. If her photo is going to be on every site I visit for the next 4 days, all I can hope for is better than Katie Hill's tats.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Bf3hj)

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Won't see it on very many sites. This story is destined for the MSM circular file...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

61 51 At this point I just want to know if she's hot. If her photo is going to be on every site I visit for the next 4 days, all I can hope for is better than Katie Hill's tats.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Bf3hj)

Prepare to be disappointed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (j3npP)

62 Meagain is back, again?


Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9dnxb)


She's no '68 Elvis.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (q1Pj5)

63 54 Coming soon from David French: "Why the ABC/CBS firing of a whistleblower is a lot like season 6 of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer."
Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (datdl)

==========

The Kevin Williamson follow up in The Corner:

"Why more conservatives should watch Angel, the clearly superior show. Fight me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (q80AH)

64 He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least vestige of land;
And the crew were all pleased when they found it to be
Epstein didn't die by his own hand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)
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Mr. Dodson was prescient.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (3Z6pZ)

65 She was fired because shut up comrade or you're next pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

66 Democracy dies in the... whatever.
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:06 PM (77WPm)
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Who cares? Let's kill it.

Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (DuZls)

67 Got willowed when I went out for lunch so...prayers to BC for a speedy recovery.

Now on subject...There's a word for people who preach one thing and do the opposite. It's on the tip of my tongue...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

68

There will be lawsuits... which liberal judges will find bizarre rationals for dismissing.



"The First Amendment clearly protects journalism corporations from their journalist employees -- just as the founders intended. Dismissed!" -- Judge Hawaiian Punch


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (a9yy2)

69 A message must be sent.

You will not cross us. And if you do, we will find you.

Posted by: The Alphabet Networks at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (V40IZ)

70 Meagain is back, again?

Just like a bad case of the Clap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (j3npP)

71 >>>43 Many of French's repliers are defending the firing. How can they trust her with their corporate secrets??!!!!

I do enjoy NeverTrump's replies whenever they revert to being mildly conservative in a single tweet, and their new liberal audience starts screaming NAZI! at them.

The Truest of the TruCons.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (datdl)

72 But the networks are heated rivals always trying to put each other out of business by winning more ratings from each other.

They are definitely not one giant group-think conglomerate designed to send out one constant droning unified narrative.

They would definitely not act in concert to professionally execute the career of member of their cadre for simply defying the narrative.

I would stay and talk longer, but my show is coming on. You know, the one with the overweight, delightfully incompetent 40 year old white male whose constant screw ups annoy his incredibly competent, independent wife forcing her to go drink wine and discuss him with her black lesbian friend, her Latina friend who came here as an immigrant and her homosexual hairdresser.

It's the best show.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (YA914)

73 49 "Normal: Desires Annette in a wild bikini, and Natalie in West Side Story.

Producer: Desires Annette in mouse ears, and Natalie in Miracle on 34th St. "

Why not both?
or...all four?
Posted by: mrshad at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (IJsa1)
_______

If you want Natalie in Miracle on 34th St, you have a future in Hollywood. Adorable, yes. Desirable? NFW.

But watch out. You can end up not hanging yourself.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ZbwAu)

74 It's really important to remind folks that Epstein didn't kill himself and Brian "Tater" Stelter is a pansy who in his off hours enjoys playing leap frog with Kurt Schlicter's pet unicorn Chet.

Posted by: direwolf at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (BmTFY)

75 Harris Faulkner is a very attractive woman. I don't understand why she tapes endangered songbirds from the Amazon to her eyelids every day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (gd9RK)

76 Like the north wind whistlin' down the sky,
I've got a song, I've got a song,
Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry,
I've got a song, I've got a song,
And I carry it with me and I sing it loud:
"Epstein was killed by HRC's crowd!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (Ejm1K)

77 I bet if she offered some butt stuff to CBS she would still be there.

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (Pzzpr)

78 71 >>>43 Many of French's repliers are defending the firing. How can they trust her with their corporate secrets??!!!!

I do enjoy NeverTrump's replies whenever they revert to being mildly conservative in a single tweet, and their new liberal audience starts screaming NAZI! at them.

The Truest of the TruCons.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (datdl)

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Why else do they revert to suddenly saying progressive things again? Because it's the only way to keep their actual audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (q80AH)

79 So there's a Gaslight Inc. media and a Counter-media.
Looks like Megyn Kelly has joined the revolution.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (DJFLF)

80
I think she's back for revenge on the various networks because why not?

Yup. The networks paid her a metric buttload so she's got all the money she needs. This is about rehabilitating her brand, because nobody likes to go down in history as a laughing stock and a failure.

**cough**Dan Rather**cough**Brian Williams**cough**

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (T6t7i)

81 I believe that you can have tortious interference without a written contract. Interfering with the agreement to work -- when you have no standing and the agreement would otherwise go through -- is enough. At least I think it is in my state (Texas).

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (Z2HD7)

82 6 Ace. Check this out.

Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents.

https://tinyurl.com/y4dks4jt
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2019 01:01 PM (3v0H6)

Holy crap. If I weren't at work I'd download that and have a look.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

83 15
She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?


Isn't ABC owned by Disney ... so could be age 7 ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (XzVUd)

84 I love a hot mic.
Posted by: David French
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"Tortious interference" sounds, interesting.

Posted by: Katie Hill at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (fUKvD)

85 Now on subject...There's a word for people who preach one thing and do the opposite. It's on the tip of my tongue...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

_________


#NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a9yy2)

86 OK. Been gone as well. What's up with BC?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (N3JsI)

87 At this point I just want to know if she's hot. If her photo is going to be on every site I visit for the next 4 days, all I can hope for is better than Katie Hill's tats.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Bf3hj)

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DailyMail has a couple pictures of her.

She'd fit in on OANN, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Posted by: The Alphabet Networks at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (V40IZ)

88 WHY DID DONALD TRUMP MAKE ABC BURY THE EPSTEIN STORY?

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

89 Epstein was a convicted pedophile in 2005.
NY Post's gossip column Page Six has George S going to dinners at Epstein's NYC townhouse.

If you went to Epstein's townhouse you'd know he was a pervert. Picture and statues, it was a shrine to his obsession with fucking underage vulnenerable girls. In the hundreds, probably more. And a portrait of Bill Clintonin drag

So what say you Georgie Boy

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (HJAuR)

90 >>>Why else do they revert to suddenly saying progressive things again? Because it's the only way to keep their actual audience.

It's like a really stupid hostage situation. I don't even think the new audience likes them or is informed by them...they just follow Frenchie and his twitter ilk to make sure they keep ORANGEMANBADing.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (datdl)

91 Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (gd9RK)
Is Harris Faulkner an anti-Leftist? After seeing Meggy Mac yesterday I'm convinced lefty make-up artists are on a mission to make anti-leftys look ridiculous.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (DJFLF)

92 DO a deer, a female deer
RE a drop of golden sun
MI a name, I call myself
FA a long long way to run
SO Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

93 Freakin' sock.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (V40IZ)

94 I do enjoy NeverTrump's replies whenever they revert to being mildly conservative in a single tweet, and their new liberal audience starts screaming NAZI! at them.

The Truest of the TruCons.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (datdl)
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Now, why would you not want to promote that?

I don't know how I have resisted siding with the New Jacobins so long.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (DuZls)

95 It will be interesting to see how the outside of the beltway Virginians take to hard leftist rule.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (dNzKv)

96 I missed this a couple of days ago....

@JamesOKeefeIII
Nov 6

DEVELOPING: SOURCES ARE GIVING US MORE INSIDER TAPE WITHIN @ABC...The insiders tell us they trust us over any other media outlet. @Project_Veritas is past the point of no return on this one. Stay tuned as I send our team out to corroborate the story over the next few days...

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

97 Just saw a pic of non WB Eric C....with his arm around Pelosi.

Huh

Posted by: Ha at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (jKqaK)

98 90 >>>Why else do they revert to suddenly saying progressive things again? Because it's the only way to keep their actual audience.

It's like a really stupid hostage situation. I don't even think the new audience likes them or is informed by them...they just follow Frenchie and his twitter ilk to make sure they keep ORANGEMANBADing.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (datdl)

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Nah, they get followed because they're the conservatives progressives want.

Like we want all liberals to be Lee Stranahan or someone.

It's essentially LARP by proxy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

99 Now on subject...There's a word for people who preach one thing and do the opposite. It's on the tip of my tongue...



Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

I think it's also one of several words for people who accuse, without evidence, their enemies of doing precisely what they're actually doing.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (77WPm)

100 77 I bet if she offered some butt stuff to CBS she would still be there.


Durn tootin'!

Posted by: Les Moonves at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

101 So Bianco was fired for merely accessing a video at a previous employer, a video that was unimportant and taken out of context by Veritas and based on nothing but boring innuendo. OK.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (MxEKc)

102 "Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents."

If true, I'd bet it was someone on the left who wants Hillary to stay out of the Dem presidential race this time around. Unless it shows Hill is as clean as a new scalpel and wants to open the path for her to throw her Depends in the ring.

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (ZqRa6)

103 so they fired the wrong woman?


The beatings/firings will continue until morale improves ... and till someone confesses.


Who "leaked" the Podesta love of abused children artwork? Or the strange messages that had pedo language in them, but we are told to shut up about pizzagate ... cuz they were just joking around using pedo language most of us had never heard of before.


How many things are we supposed to swallow with the "shut up with your conspiracy theories" constant instruction from NeverTrump (anti-Americanism) types? Pizzagate, Seth Rich murder (Assange sequestered in London dungeon) ... Pedo Island (Epstein didn't kill himself) ... global warming (the most absurd lie, but you get fired if you fight them) ... Trump/Russia (the coup continues) ...


Constant denial of reality ... they must really believe they have the nation under their thumb. Big Money riding on the outcome ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2019 01:14 PM (Cus5s)

104 Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (HJAuR)
A pedo conviction is a resume enhancer chez les communistes.

From the municipal level all the way up to the feds. Yesterday I posted how a demunist who protected a known pedo won election to County Council.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (DJFLF)

105 Holy Moses I have been removed
I have seen the specter he has been here too
Distant cousin from down the line
Brand of people who ain't my kind
Holy Moses I have been removed

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein Sings the Hits at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (DuZls)

106 96 I missed this a couple of days ago....

@JamesOKeefeIII
Nov 6

DEVELOPING: SOURCES ARE GIVING US MORE INSIDER TAPE WITHIN @ABC...The insiders tell us they trust us over any other media outlet. @Project_Veritas is past the point of no return on this one. Stay tuned as I send our team out to corroborate the story over the next few days...

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

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Let the fired woman give her interview. Let it simmer for the weekend.

Then fire the next salvo.

ABC needs to be on the defensive for a while, and the more the major media companies close ranks, the worse it will look.

But, I'm kinda over O'Keefe. I hope this changes my mind of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (q80AH)

107 So obviously terrible even David French gets it is a very very very low bar indeed.

This one is resonating across all sorts of political boundaries and levels of intellect. Refusing to report on a pedophile then firing the person who brought this up stinks to everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

108 re 99: I know! the word is 'Clinton'

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ZqRa6)

109 I think this is why they want to keep Americans stupid and gulled. You get confused, you seek authority to clear your mind.



The press and the Dems (but I repeat myself) are willing to step in and show you the way.


I don't seek anyone else to tell me what's going on, for the most part. I'm 29 and can usually see things for myself, although that took me a while to develop.

I will, however, defer to JackStraw for all things collusion-y/impeach-y. And Ace, naturally for his insight. Oh, and Rush and sometimes Hannity. And Dan Bongino...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (HaL55)

110 Northam going full gangsta on guns in VA. Feels empowered.

Someone please tell me Ronna Romney McDaniel has been fired.

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (Pzzpr)

111 OK. Been gone as well. What's up with BC?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2019 01:12 PM (N3JsI)


Third shoulder surgery. This guy found and fixed what the previous surgeon missed / left behind. Baby carrots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)

112 107 So obviously terrible even David French gets it is a very very very low bar indeed.

This one is resonating across all sorts of political boundaries and levels of intellect. Refusing to report on a pedophile then firing the person who brought this up stinks to everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

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Well, not everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (q80AH)

113
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything

But you know he'll always keep moving
You know he's never gonna stop moving
Because Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (xmKbk)

114 So will this whistleblower be another egocentric backpedaling little shit or show some guts come out and blast the MSM for their protection-racket hypocrisy?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (H8QX8)

115 i can't wait to see how the liberal judge that gets this case will torture the law and/or ignore it in order to dismiss the coming case.

since they've declared that the govt employees can't be sued for libel no matter what, and we reasonable expect to see the same being applied to media soon (Covington kids case) i can imagine them saying that only the "RIGHT" kind of media, i.e. GOVT approved media, are protected...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)

116 95
It will be interesting to see how the outside of the beltway Virginians take to hard leftist rule.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Sigh. It will be enraging, that's certain.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (T6t7i)

117 75 Harris Faulkner is a very attractive woman. I don't understand why she tapes endangered songbirds from the Amazon to her eyelids every day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:11 PM (gd9RK)

Maybe an endangered songbird bit her once? (Shrugs)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

118 Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2019 01:16 PM (nNEcr)

119 OK. Been gone as well. What's up with BC?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
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Turns out that Crossfit and carrots don't mix well.

I'm joking, dammit!

BC in for some major shoulder surgery:

"Home from shoulder surgery 3. Was still having tons of pain and mobility issues. So I got a different surgeon and he went back in with the main goal of removing the internal sutures from surgery 1. Turns out one of the sutures had come loose. In addition, there was cartilage that was jagged and even a piece or two floating loose. Also, shitload of scar tissue.

Currently at home with a weirdly dead arm due to nerve block. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (fUKvD)

120 Pedos have their own language? Who knew?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (3Z6pZ)

121 110 Northam going full gangsta on guns in VA. Feels empowered.

Someone please tell me Ronna Romney McDaniel has been fired.
Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (Pzzpr)

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What's the relationship between the national RNC and state Republican Parties? These were all state races. Can the RNC dictate anything, even through threats of money withholding?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

122 re 95: won't matter. GOPe will continue to play "not the hill to die for"

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (ZqRa6)

123 Just got back

anyone get banned ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (rpxSz)

124 The only way to get to the bottom on this one is to have Robach and Kelly answer questions naked. That is the only way to sort this out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (yRAFu)

125 Thanks Count.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (N3JsI)

126
Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents.

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Well, that guy's really depressed right now. Dangerously so. I really hope he gets the help he needs, but if past is prologue, he will soon do the unthinkable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (AzW6q)

127 123 Just got back

anyone get banned ?
Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:17 PM (rpxSz)

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Ace, but that was a while ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

128 This one is resonating across all sorts of political boundaries and levels of intellect. Refusing to report on a pedophile then firing the person who brought this up stinks to everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Only if they hear about it.

Posted by: The MSM at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (fUKvD)

129 Many of French's repliers are defending the firing. How can they trust her with their corporate secrets??!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Dh1wo)




The same people who cheer any BS that comes out from the Ukrainian "whistleblower"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (kw5n8)

130 Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents.


Things are getting sporty, the right is finally learning how to fight back

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

131 BC in for some major shoulder surgery:
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Beckoning Chasm, or Bozo Conservative?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

132 121 110 Northam going full gangsta on guns in VA. Feels empowered.
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He is way overdue for a late term abortion.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (yRAFu)

133 @bennyjohnson 2 minutes ago

BREAKING

Congressman @Jim_Jordan has been moved to the House Intelligence Committee, the panel that will conduct initial impeachment inquiry in public hearings.

Jordan is a beast who ripped the bark off Mueller and humiliated the entire hoax.

This is a very good thing.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

134 Ace, but that was a while ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

Never not funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (GbPPJ)

135 Speak the word
The word is Ciaramella

Posted by: Queensryche at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (DuZls)

136 The only way to get to the bottom on this one is to have Robach and Kelly answer questions naked. That is the only way to sort this out.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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At last, Some clear thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (fUKvD)

137 134 Ace, but that was a while ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

Never not funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:19 PM (GbPPJ)

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What? Like short jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)

138 SMH, 9:00 AM Sunday, The Buttered Biscuit in Bentonville...if you'll be anywhere near.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (fE1wp)

139 Constant denial of reality ... they must really believe they have the
nation under their thumb. Big Money riding on the outcome ...


The anti-Christ natzi-collaborator George Soros tents his crotchety fingers and whispers to himself, "Good. Things are proceeding just as I have planned."

It's been his fondest wish to bring the US to its knees. And nobody even wants to try to stop him or make it known what it is he's doing behind the scenes to make it happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)

140 She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?


I know a kid, friend of my son's, who won an Emmy before age 25. Jon Alba, you can look him up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (gd9RK)

141 89 Epstein was a convicted pedophile in 2005.
NY Post's gossip column Page Six has George S going to dinners at Epstein's NYC townhouse.

If you went to Epstein's townhouse you'd know he was a pervert. Picture and statues, it was a shrine to his obsession with fucking underage vulnenerable girls. In the hundreds, probably more. And a portrait of Bill Clintonin drag

So what say you Georgie Boy
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (HJAuR)

Not tall enough to see the art at eye level!

Posted by: Stephie at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

142 >>> "Someone did a data dump on Drop Box of Hillary's DNC Contract, tax returns and other documents."

Was this a Happy 3-Year Anniversary message?

Posted by: Kathy at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (q7uEm)

143
Though honestly, I doubt there'll be much to see in those Hillary docs.

If there is one thing Clintons are masterful at, it's money-laundering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

144 Hillary walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of her feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Epstein didn't kill himself
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
Tried to take from me for everything that I had
And kick me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (dNzKv)

145 Gorilla Pundit said: "The growth of the permanent criminal underclass must be contained."


I think the big problem is the unconstrained growth of the permanent criminal overclass.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (kfcYC)

146 >>What's the relationship between the national RNC and state Republican
Parties? These were all state races. Can the RNC dictate anything, even
through threats of money withholding?

I suspect the money witholding occurred. It seems the RNC collects all of this money and spends it poorly.

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (Pzzpr)

147 When you've lost a lily-livered pansy like French, you've really lost.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (I2dne)

148 and thanks Mike Hammer.
Hubby NEC had a fastener come loose after surgery and jagged edges. Poor BC and good wishes to Mrs. BC if she had to listen to the amount of moaning and groaning that I did.
Hope he heals up soon.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (N3JsI)

149 Ace, but that was a while ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

I thought i smelled dead fish

Thought it might be from the sushi ONT

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (rpxSz)

150 It's been his fondest wish to bring the US to its knees. And nobody even wants to try to stop him or make it known what it is he's doing behind the scenes to make it happen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)

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Well, the ones aren't just directly working for/with him are sympathetic to his goals. Both parties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (AzW6q)

151 131
BC in for some major shoulder surgery:

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Beckoning Chasm, or Bozo Conservative?


Guess again.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (XzVUd)

152

This entire ABC whistleblower story is getting very little attention thanks to the Soviet media in this country. The news is whatever they want it to be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (kw5n8)

153 There's something happening here
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a garrote over there
Telling me I got to beware

I think it's time we stop
Children what's that sound?
Epstein's being choked he's going down

Posted by: Buffalo Springfield at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (X2Y86)

154 Up on the very top shelf
Sat a doll that was an elf
You could yank on his string
And he would say the damndest thing
Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (vU4P4)

155 "140 She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?"


Didn't you know, everybody in the MSM above the age of 22 and outside the mailroom is an Emmy-winning producer.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (H8QX8)

156 What? Like short jokes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)


Smack

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)

157 The Buttered Biscuit in Bentonville
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*hands Creeper the daily Alliteration Award*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (fUKvD)

158 BC in for some major shoulder surgery:

------

Beckoning Chasm, or Bozo Conservative?


Guess again.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (XzVUd)
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Sorry, I really don't know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

159 perhaps they fired Bianco as a warning to others, even if she is not guilty of leaking. They are probably sitting on a lot more damning evidence on video, and they have assumed everyone is on board with their "locked door rape rooms" ... all in good fun.


Too bad it is left to Project Veritas and other outsiders to investigate DeepState and the various corrupted institutions. "We the People" are the last line of "Checks and Balances" defenses, against a government careening into tyranny. Or maybe there are white hats mounting an offensive? tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (Cus5s)

160 Well, that guy's really depressed right now. Dangerously so. I really hope he gets the help he needs, but if past is prologue, he will soon do the unthinkable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (AzW6q)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (RU4sa)

161 155 "140 She's 25 and already an Emmy-winning producer? When did she start working for ABC? Age 12?"


Didn't you know, everybody in the MSM above the age of 22 and outside the mailroom is an Emmy-winning producer.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (H8QX

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My brother is an Emmy winning editor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)

162
Well, I guess French must already know there will be no offers of network hits from ABC or CBS in his future. If there were potential for him to appear on their networks, he wouldn't criticize them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (AzW6q)

163 She was fired because Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (prSvo)

164 Ace, but that was a while ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

I thought i smelled dead fish

Thought it might be from the sushi ONT
Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:21 PM (rpxSz)
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He had to climb back in through the Barrell, so it was a rough ordeal all around.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (DuZls)

165 The news is whatever they want it to be
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You mean the scripture is anything they want it to be. Its a Church. Its a cookbook.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (yRAFu)

166 Smack
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)

Why you gotta hit below the belt?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (nNEcr)

167 2nd look at bleeding from wherever?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (U6CWW)

168 Will she be sued for treason ? Apparently Trumpy actually believed that is a thing

Posted by: Kurt at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (ZCCID)

169 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (dNzKv)

how can you hosers type all dem words and not make a mistake ?

I'm not worthy

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (rpxSz)

170 Has Trump ever mentioned George Soros? Way past time to do so.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (H8QX8)

171 Sorry, I really don't know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

BCochrane1981 ... but I'm not sure I got the year correct.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (XzVUd)

172 What? Like short jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)
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I like short jokes. And that one was pretty short.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (DuZls)

173 Trump blargle! BLARGLE!

Posted by: Krut at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

174 BCochrane1981 ... but I'm not sure I got the year correct.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (XzVUd)
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Ah. Thank you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

175 173 Trump blargle! BLARGLE!
Posted by: Krut at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

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Harumph!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (q80AH)

176
And anyone who does want to point up Soros as a particularly redolent influence in the donor class is afraid of being smeared as an anti-Semite by every voice on the Left and the "Right."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (AzW6q)

177

Things are getting sporty, the right is finally learning how to fight back



I'd put my money on a disaffected Dem, like Seth Rich.


(SETH RICH DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF, EITHER.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

178 Give French Davidian a day. He'll eventually come up with The Conservative Case against Ashley Bianco.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (1XNk8)

179 Has Trump ever mentioned George Soros? Way past time to do so.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:24 PM (H8QX
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I'm just shooting from the hip, but I think that would be illegal. I think they would get him as an "informal Bill of Attainder" or something.

They'd find something.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (DuZls)

180 Meagain is back, again?


Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9dnxb)


She's no '68 Elvis.


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (q1Pj5)


what about a 70's vintage fat Elvis with tassels?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (8D42x)

181 The only way to talk to Soros is via a pre-dawn raid on his compound that includes an amphibious unit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (yRAFu)

182 Every show that wins an Emmy has 721 producers. Read the credits on any tv show, there are more producers than actors usually.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (U6CWW)

183 Explain to me how this is not oligarchical coordination. Collusion, if you will.
++++++++++
Collusion in restraint of trade. Journ-O-List was another example. The Press blacklisting of any opposition voice is another. These guys are one giant, corrupt, incestuous, dishonest club.

Paging Sherman, Mr. John Sherman. Paging Clayton, Mr. Henry De Lamar Clayton. Please proceed to a white courtesy telephone or a judicial information booth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

184 181 The only way to talk to Soros is via a pre-dawn raid on his compound that includes an amphibious unit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (yRAFu)

Nuke it from orbit?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (nNEcr)

185 Why you gotta hit below the belt?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2019 01:23 PM (nNEcr)


She didn't have her stepstool to help her reach any higher?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (wCmLp)

186 Seth Rich didn't get robbed.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (DuZls)

187 Having lamb shanks tonite

with risotto

breaking out a Hermitage

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (rpxSz)

188 Cochran hasn't been around much lately so I should remind everyone that he's the one who puts carrots in the chili.

There's a drawing of carrots and chili on the frontspiece of The Deplorable Gourmet. That drawing is there to mock Cochran.

I know this because I know who drew it. Cochran is the carrots in the chili guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (gd9RK)

189 You could have a steam train
If you'd just lay down your tracks
You'd be in an aeroplane flying
To and island where decency lacks.

And as for Harvey?
Well, watch them bury the lede.

You could have a big donor
Going up and down, all around in a Benz
You could have a Jeff Epstein hanging
The speculation never ends

I want to be your Jake Tapper...

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (V40IZ)

190 Let it be stated that I did not actually make any short jokes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

191 Ashley Bianco didn't kill herself.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (yRAFu)

192 It will be interesting to see how the outside of the beltway Virginians take to hard leftist rule.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 01:13 PM (dNzKv)

i'm hoping we do SOMETHING, but based on past VA GOPe history, i'm looking to put a moving plan in place. iono if i'm going to last much longer than 2024 here...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (8D42x)

193 180 Meagain is back, again?


Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 01:03 PM (9dnxb)


She's no '68 Elvis.


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:09 PM (q1Pj5)


what about a 70's vintage fat Elvis with tassels?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (8D42x)

Fat jumpsuit Elvis singing "A little less talk and a little more action/you ought to be satisfaction-ing me..."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

194 Who's the leader of the bandThat's made for you and me?M - I - C - K - E - Y -
Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Disney Dork at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (t41dG)

195 I so hope I can find something at the supermarket later that I can spell out Epstein didn't kill himself with.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (1XNk8)

196 @GOPLeader

I am appointing @Jim_Jordan to the Intelligence Committee - which has now become the Impeachment Committee - where he will continue fighting for fairness and truth. @RepRickCrawford has been an exemplary member of the committee and will rejoin it when this Democrat charade is over.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (cF8AT)

197 "Please excuse Jeffrey from his absence, as he did not kill himself." Signed Epstein's Mother

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (JXKKq)

198
If I had a hold of Mr. Soros, I'd have him FedExed in a large animal crate to the home Viktor Orban.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)

199 3 things you cannot escape

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Epstein was murdered

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (U6CWW)

200 This was suppose to be out this morning and Megyn Kelly still hasn't posted the video.
When I checked earlier her YouTube channel wasn't even up. I don't know who's running things for her, but they are really unprepared.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (wiXsO)

201 Oh, Kurt, you're still precious. Like a little kitten.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

202 187 Having lamb shanks tonite

with risotto

breaking out a Hermitage
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I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

203 >>Having lamb shanks tonite

Ensure halal.

Posted by: John Brennan at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (Pzzpr)

204 Every show that wins an Emmy has 721 producers. Read the credits on any tv show, there are more producers than actors usually.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (U6CWW)
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Someone, I forget who, was talking with a producer friend of his who told him that the way to make money in Hollywood was to get your name in the credits in as many places as possible.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (3Z6pZ)

205 Seth Rich wasn't robbed.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (RU4sa)

206 OT: Girl power!

https://bit.ly/2K4xdbk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

207 Rico the media.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (LxTcq)

208 Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Which is how you know I didn't kill myself

- J. Epstein

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)

209 I would love for "Who is Seth Rich" to replace the Epstein thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

210 Too much Epstein ... and it's all over youtube as well.

Going to take a break and do some actual work.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (XzVUd)

211 If there is one thing Clintons are masterful at, it's money-laundering.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)


I just hope a combination of alcohol poisoning, syphilis of the brain, and hubris allowed them to get a little sloppy as they neared the time of the ordained coronation.

Unfortunately, they've got too many bros to come in and clean up behind them and run interference.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (X2Y86)

212 Just 25, good for her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (r+sAi)

213 gleefully limbo under it.

It's not a limbo since they're kneeling.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (FhXTo)

214 George Soros needs to not kill himself.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (88+cf)

215 Seth Rich wasn't robbed.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++
Of course not. That is why we described it as a robbery gone *wrong.* Duh.

Posted by: DC police at November 08, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)

216 I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

---

Phrasing to the nth degree.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (RU4sa)

217 Someone please tell me Ronna Romney McDaniel has been fired.
Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:15 PM (Pzzpr)

She goes by Ronna McDaniel on the GOP website. I bet she knows that the Romney name is poison to the GOP base

https://gop.com/leaders/chairwoman-ronna-mcdaniel

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (iuFgi)

218 And anyone who does want to point up Soros as a particularly redolent
influence in the donor class is afraid of being smeared as an
anti-Semite by every voice on the Left and the "Right."


Yeah, they can say that all they want, but there's no truth in it.

He is Pub-lick Enema Numero Uno and guilty of treason, insurrection and quite a few other charges that he and his henchpersons could be charged for.

And yet, no one does anything to try to stop him. No. Thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (HaL55)

219 *humbly accepts Mike Hammer's award*

That post goes for all of you. Salty and I (and Mrs.Salty) are having brunch and then heading for the Crystal Bridges museum. Ya'll come if you can.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (fE1wp)

220 Every show that wins an Emmy has 721 producers. Read the credits on any tv show, there are more producers than actors usually

Yeah an Emmy-winning producer doesn't mean a hell of a lot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

221 He is Pub-lick Enema Numero Uno and guilty of treason, insurrection and quite a few other charges that he and his henchpersons could be charged for.
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And probably mopery and dopery on the spaceways.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:31 PM (3Z6pZ)

222 Has anyone commented that Robach is hawt as fuck? I remember her from msnbc (I think) and Jesus was she incredible in her younger days. Still very milfy today.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:31 PM (U6CWW)

223 I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

*visualizing*

nope, the phrasing committee is not touching this one

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:31 PM (rpxSz)

224 >>She goes by Ronna McDaniel on the GOP website. I bet she knows that the Romney name is poison to the GOP base

Isn't that convenient?

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:31 PM (Pzzpr)

225 Maybe Epstein "killed" "himself"?

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (eAZVt)

226 Funny. They don't call condemnation of Epstein 'anti-semitic,' only Soros, who's less authentically Jewish than the Pope.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

227 David French= Squirrel finds acorn film at 11

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (BqBId)

228 King Arthur: [looking at inscription on cave wall] What does it say, Brother Maynard?

Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh . . .'

King Arthur: What?

Brother Maynard: The Castle of Aaauuuggghhh.

Sir Bedevere: What is that?

Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.

King Arthur: Oh come on!

Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.

King Arthur: Look! If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaauuuggghhh!' He'd just say it.

Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.

King Arthur: Oh shut up!

Sir Robin: Does it say anything else?

Brother Maynard: Yes. 'P.S. Epstein didn't kill himself.'

Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (q1Pj5)

229 Is it not stupid for ABC to preserve self-incriminating footage in its archive long enough for young producer to "access" it? I mean, wasn't there someone saying, "We should probably delete this." ??

Posted by: vrf at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (L8qt4)

230 201 Oh, Kurt, you're still precious. Like a little kitten.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

With open sores.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

231 Bruce Jenner killed xer 'self.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

232 She goes by Ronna McDaniel on the GOP website. I bet she knows that the Romney name is poison to the GOP base

------

Yeah started dropping the Romney around the time he ran for Senate. I suspect President Trump's people had a word with her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (AzW6q)

233 Blind Squirrel finds acorn film at 11 ! DAMMIT

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (BqBId)

234 Ronna Romney? Lol. Parents didnt love their baby much i guess.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (U6CWW)

235 Epstein was killed in a robbery gone wrong.

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

236 Its 12:33 central standard time and Epstein still didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (ewSN2)

237 Funny. They don't call condemnation of Epstein 'anti-semitic,' only Soros, who's less authentically Jewish than the Pope.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
Yeah, it doesn't matter and I don't care anymore. "You're a bigot" is approaching 100% of the Left's counter-"arguments."

Sorry, chaps. The race card is maxed out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (I2dne)

238


Boy they sure do seem to be feeling the heat about all the pedo stuff.

Pizzagate wasn't real, of course. ABC is a trusted source of news.

Disney 1985: When You Wish Upon a Star
Disney 2019: Look at Desmond's ass, don't you like it? We do.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (lg/F7)

239 Mee- again is attempting to rehab her image. Aint gonna happen unless she does her interviews nekkid on a leg chair. Why, yes. I WOULD pork her. Pork her I would, precious.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (19RKp)

240 John Henry, when he was a baby
Settin' on his mammy's knee
Picked up an hammer in his little right hand
Said, "Hammer be the death of me, me, me
And Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)

241 Having lamb shanks tonite

with risotto

breaking out a Hermitage
Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:26 PM (rpxSz)


Sounds awesome and perfect. It's in the upper 70's in CA this week, still a bit too warm. Lamb shank or Osso Bucco are my 2 ultimate comfort foods. With risotto or polenta.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (X2Y86)

242 Three little maids who all unwary
Were caught in Clinton's intinerary,
Enslaved in Epstein's sanctuary,
But he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (ZbwAu)

243 Epstein wasn't fraught with guilt for killing Seth Rich so he didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (CQ3Qb)

244 Let's talk guns and self defense in Maryland for a moment.


Just for a moment.


https://cbsloc.al/2K5OrW2


Pay attention to the part where the homeowner says in plain english that he shot the one perp as he was running away.


Many of us here in the the land of Charm City feel that if the homeowner is NOT charged, it will reveal a shift away from punishing self defense shootings.


No need to discuss.

Just file away for later.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (cqNba)

245
I suspect the money witholding occurred. It seems the RNC collects all of this money and spends it poorly.
=====

I get angry and hostile and use all caps when I am informed by my betters in the RNC that spending money in (D) areas is just not COST-EFFECTIVE.

CHANGING HEARTS AND MINDS EVERY DAY. After we have ceded ground to (D) politicos.

Bah, I'll get too irritated to talk.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (MIKMs)

246 OK, this is what I do to see if students are paying attention.

You.

*points at you*

Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

247 Stop tenderizing your schnitzels, you'll go blind!

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (Pzzpr)

248 [Adds "pounding the schnitzel" to list of euphemisms]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

249
Megyn Kelly needs to get back in her cuckshed and STFU forever and always.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (AzW6q)

250 Quick Friday update.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (jKqaK)

251 Phrasing to the nth degree.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:30 PM (RU4sa)

IKR

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (rpxSz)

252 Was there blood coming out of her who knows where?

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (RWW0Q)

253 Disney 2019: Look at Desmond's ass, don't you like it? We do.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (lg/F7)
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I thought Desmond had a barrow in the marketplace.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (3Z6pZ)

254 The washing Nationals are the 2019 World Series Epstein was murdered.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (U6CWW)

255 Yay!

Free pizza!

Who wants some?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)

256 246 OK, this is what I do to see if students are paying attention.

You.

*points at you*

Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

*wakes up*

Uh, uh, Mussolini.

Posted by: Someguy at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (O+iVW)

257 I don't understand why she tapes endangered songbirds from the Amazon to her eyelids every day.

Smuggling.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (FhXTo)

258 Why haven't we seen what info Robach had now that Epstein hasn't killed himself?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (Q8Fq+)

259
Who is the carrots in the chili guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)
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Keyser Soze?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:35 PM (3Z6pZ)

260 I don't think you can do an EDKH with scrabble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (r+sAi)

261 239
Mee- again is attempting to rehab her image. Aint gonna happen unless
she does her interviews nekkid on a leg chair. Why, yes. I WOULD pork
her. Pork her I would, precious.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2019 01:33 PM (19RKp)


How desperate are these people for attention? A normal person would take their $100 million or whatever payout and go sit on a beach somewhere forever. Meagyn starts a Youtube channel because she thinks the world wants to watch her?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

262 247 Stop tenderizing your schnitzels, you'll go blind!

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (Pzzpr)

til I need glasses, maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (rpxSz)

263 Epstein didn't murder himself.

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (eAZVt)

264

Bloomberg "news" - stocks drop on Trump announcement that US and China haven't agreed on tariffs rollback yet. The Dow is down 40 points and the S&P is flat. Holy shit it's 1929 all over again!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (kw5n8)

265 VIP access gets access to the post interview MeAgain strip club appearance. Only $49. Well worth it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (U6CWW)

266 Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)


Average Joe?

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (77WPm)

267 https://washex.am/34M5tR0
********
Second man accuses Jim Jordan of covering up sex abuse at Ohio State
********
I do believe we are over the target

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)

268 263 Epstein didn't murder himself.
Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (eAZVt)

=========

But he did shoot the sheriff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

269 246 OK, this is what I do to see if students are paying attention.

You.

*points at you*

Who is the carrots in the chili guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

[Looks up from doodling since he hasn't been paying attention and is generally a sped] Um. Uh. Schopenhauer?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

270 Stocks up 10%....silence.

Stocks down 0.5%....omg omg omg omg

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:37 PM (U6CWW)

271 French defending her isn't really a shock. She's a member of the media so of course he'd kiss her ass and try to say that her firing is bad. Afterall, if she ever gets another job he'll have his asskissing of her to hope she books him on any show she produces.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 01:37 PM (Z7lwY)

272 I hope the new paywall on Salem properties is a last-ditch effort at monetization before they call the time-of-death on the digital properties.

It would be nice to see half the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ be told to go learn to code on the same day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (AzW6q)

273 196
@GOPLeader



I am appointing @Jim_Jordan to the Intelligence Committee - which
has now become the Impeachment Committee - where he will continue
fighting for fairness and truth. @RepRickCrawford has been an exemplary
member of the committee and will rejoin it when this Democrat charade is
over.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 01:27 PM (cF8AT)


You can't do that. INJUNCTION!

Posted by: Judge Kamaniwannaleia at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (ymnmz)

274 246 OK, this is what I do to see if students are paying attention.

You.

*points at you*

Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

---

I know Epstein didn't kill himself.

I think BCochran is the weirdo who puts carrots in chili.

BTW, prayers up for speedy recovery, BC.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (RU4sa)

275 Most people now mock the left. They are not winning.

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (eAZVt)

276 Who is the carrots in the chili guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

since I have actually competed in cook offs in TX and I'm still alive

It's not me

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (rpxSz)

277 The 4th Tuesday of November is Thanks Epstein was murdered.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (U6CWW)

278 What I would love is for Project Veritas to release something that this woman didn't access and thus proving she wasn't the one who is their leaker.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 01:39 PM (Z7lwY)

279 Knock knock
Whos there
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:39 PM (U6CWW)

280 Thank you SMH. I was about to yell at the entire Horde.

BCochran puts carrots in his chili and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:39 PM (gd9RK)

281 Second man accuses Jim Jordan of covering up sex abuse at Ohio State

********

I do believe we are over the target

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)

This shit will continue until people are sued into oblivion for making false accusations.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (77WPm)

282 I thought Desmond had a barrow in the marketplace.

-
Epstein was found hanging in his cell
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face."
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

283 Epstein's death wasn't a "suicide" suicide.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (MxEKc)

284 277 The 4th Tuesday of November is Thanks Epstein was murdered.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:38 PM (U6CWW)

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Nope, it's my birthday this year.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (RU4sa)

285 I do believe we are over the target

Yeah, the Leftists are going to go scorched earth to protect their corrupt cash cow. I have been convinced for a while that this whole get Trump thing is nothing simpler than that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (r+sAi)

286 It's not Schopenhauer?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

287 We are witnessing the end of civilization
Posted by: BeckoningChasm



♫ This is the end of the world as we know it... This is the end of the world as we know it...
And Epstein didn't kill himself ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (SMh/7)

288 278
What I would love is for Project Veritas to release something that this
woman didn't access and thus proving she wasn't the one who is their
leaker.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 01:39 PM (Z7lwY)


The style book says Whistleblower

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

289 I really need a haircut.
And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (U6CWW)

290
This shit will continue until people are sued into oblivion for making false accusations.
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (77WPm)

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Ask Nick Sandmann how that works out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (AzW6q)

291 Probably all they know is that someone used her password to log and pull the clip.

So it could have been someone who had access to her password. Which is a fireable offense probably from CBS, probably not from ABC.

They mean to be treated as the aristocracy and everyone who crosses them, as peasants.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (J6GBQ)

292
OT: What the actual fuckkitty fucking fuck!!!

https://www.pcmag.com/news/371841/us-military-duped-into-buying-chinese-cameras-rife-with-flaw

Why, in the name of all that's holy, is our military buying any equipment at all from our number one global, hostile competitor, and the one nation we are most likely to fight in the upcoming next world war to be started by them once they feel powerful enough?

Our Betters are not.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)

293 This shit will continue until people are sued into oblivion for making false accusations.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (77WPm)



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Ask Nick Sandmann how that works out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (AzW6q)

I perhaps should have said "successfully sued into oblivion", eh?

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (77WPm)

294 heard a rumor that Epstein put brussel sprouts in his chili

so he didn't kill himself

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (rpxSz)

295 I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

*visualizing*

nope, the phrasing committee is not touching this one
Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:31 PM (rpxSz)
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He said "new". So it sounds like he's had some work done.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:42 PM (DuZls)

296 Our Betters are not.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)

Top. Men.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:42 PM (77WPm)

297 Welcome Back, Kotter was a cheesy mid-70's sitcom revolving around a diverse group of pupils at a New York City High School. Featuring characters such as Vinnie Barbarino, Boom Boom Washington, Armold Horshak and Epstein did not kill himself.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:42 PM (CqE5x)

298 at 77, Bloomberg might be a little old to subject himself to a campaign in which we focus massive scrutiny on his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein's handler and similar matters



SassySnarkySuziMAGA KAG2020 #QAnon Jsus4Me
Replying to @HowleyReporter
Oh look here is Michael Bloomberg who will announce he is running for President pictured here with SexSlaveProcurer and #Madame Ghislaine Maxwell JefferyEpstein's handler and sometime girlfriend
*******
Think we know why Bloomberg is in

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)

299 oops - CBS ABC mixup reverse that.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2019 01:42 PM (pRhaq)

300 Barber:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day

Mounties:
He's a lumberjack and he's ok,
he sleeps all night and he works all day

Barber:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Mounties:
[nod in agreement]

Posted by: Sketch at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (X2Y86)

301 Can somebody help a fella out and type in the 12 Days of Christmas with the 5 gold rings being:


Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (ymnmz)

302 SMH, see 138

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (fE1wp)

303 Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)


Average Joe?
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:36 PM (77WPm)

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Average Joe puts carrots in his chili by choice.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (V40IZ)

304 Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)


She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (Q8Fq+)

305 I really need a haircut.
And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 01:40 PM (U6CWW)
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Hold STILL!

Posted by: Mitt Romney Haircut Rapist at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (DuZls)

306 Stocks down 0.5%....omg omg omg omg

-
It's like Mount Vesuvius, San Francisco earthquake, Chicago fire, the Hindenburg and the Titanic all at the same time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

307
OT: I'm sitting in a restaurant in Allen where the Muzak is some caterwauling chick doing country pop versions of hard rock tunes. Stairway to Heaven, November Rain, Still Loving You, Winds of Change so far.

Seriously weird.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (tu/2g)

308 Who is the carrots in the chili guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:34 PM (gd9RK)

Over there with the noodles in chili guy--->

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (88+cf)

309 281 Second man accuses Jim Jordan of covering up sex abuse at Ohio State

Throuple ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (rpxSz)

310 Mee-again should do a sex tape and get hacked.
I bet shes ALWAYS on top.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (19RKp)

311 Our Betters are not.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)
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Once the Germans had captured it, they put Fabrique National in Belgium to work making weapons for them. Surprisingly, they had quite a large number of flaws.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (3Z6pZ)

312 She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the carrots in the chili, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (Q8Fq+)
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She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Just Another Moron at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (DuZls)

313 Having lamb shanks tonite

with risotto

breaking out a Hermitage
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I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)

that's a euphemism, isn't it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (8D42x)

314
"Welcome Back, Kotter was a cheesy mid-70's sitcom revolving around a
diverse group of pupils at a New York City High School. Featuring
characters such as Vinnie Barbarino, Boom Boom Washington, Armold
Horshak

Posted by: JoeF:


They would be Honor Students in today's public schools.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (MxEKc)

315 >>French defending her isn't really a shock. She's a member of the media
so of course he'd kiss her ass and try to say that her firing is bad.
Afterall, if she ever gets another job he'll have his asskissing of her
to hope she books him on any show she produces.



Aha! Thanks for this buzzion, of course he protects one of the guild.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

316 Having lamb shanks tonite

Ensure halal.

Posted by: John Brennan at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (Pzzpr)

Of course it's halal. She's shankin' it with a Bluebell shiv.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (/sgva)

317 OT, but I had a craving for hot chocolate so I took myself to the closes Dunkin Donuts and bought one. Unfortunately they didn't mix it well so it's basically chocolatey water.


I has a sad.

*slurps it any way*

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (rP4OC)

318 >>I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.



During #NoNutNovember???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

319 He said "new". So it sounds like he's had some work done.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019


hehe

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (rpxSz)

320 Over there with the noodles in chili guy--->
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (88+cf)
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I don't know. In my carb days, Skyway was pretty addictive.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (DuZls)

321 Lie with dogs get bit by fleas

Posted by: The Secret Storm at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (Tnijr)

322 I guess random firings are better than rape rooms, so there's that.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (2Mnv1)

323 Our Betters are not.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)

That's the thing, isn't it?

It would be bad enough to be "ruled" by an elite that actually was, you know, rather intelligent or at least, as Trump might say, "very talented!" , but this collection of losers, fakers, posers, grasping, over-reaching low IQ jerkoffs..... I can't even.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (CqE5x)

324 It's Civil Cold War
She's an Enemy Spy

Posted by: Deep State Media at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (EGSGm)

325 John Solomon reporting the IG report won't be coming out in the next #two weeks

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

326 Immanuel Kant was a real pissant . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (q1Pj5)

327 We did not walk on the moon with post-Boomer math.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (LxTcq)

328 I guess random firings are better than rape rooms, so there's that.
Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (2Mnv1)
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Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (3Z6pZ)

329 314


"Welcome Back, Kotter was a cheesy mid-70's sitcom revolving around a

diverse group of pupils at a New York City High School. Featuring

characters such as Vinnie Barbarino, Boom Boom Washington, Armold

Horshak

Posted by: JoeF:


They would be Honor Students in today's public schools.


Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (MxEKc)

You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

330 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
1m
Imagine that

AJ @AK_ND9
Replying to @julie_kelly2
Coincidentally, on the same day Jordan gets appointed to the House Intel Cmte.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

331 It's like Mount Vesuvius, San Francisco earthquake, Chicago fire, the Hindenburg and the Titanic all at the same time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

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Irwin Allen just came in his pants

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (Q8Fq+)

332
I don't know. In my carb days, Skyway was pretty addictive.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (DuZls)

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Wait are you talking about Skyline chili? That freakish Greek abomination from Cincinnati?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

333 RNC has a huuuuuuge war chest and boasts about their fundraising. DNC can't make the bills. Individual D candidates have almost unlimited funds. RNC candidates scramble to get a piece of the war chest.

Darnitall, is the RNC allocating big tranches of money to 'approved' brokers rather than distributing? Absolutely makes me crazy.

Support your local candidates.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

334 292
OT: What the actual fuckkitty fucking fuck!!!

https://www.pcmag.com/news/371841/us-military-duped-into-buying-chinese-cameras-rife-with-flaw

Why, in the name of all that's holy, is our military buying any equipment at all from our number one global, hostile competitor, and the one nation we are most likely to fight in the upcoming next world war to be started by them once they feel powerful enough?

Our Betters are not.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)

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Unbelievable.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (RU4sa)

335 You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)


This hispanic Jew. Loved that.

It was before my time, but when I saw it years after the fact, my favorite was Horshak.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (rP4OC)

336 318 >>I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.


I'm hoping that Schnitzel is a female

if so, pound away

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (rpxSz)

337 It's like Mount Vesuvius, San Francisco earthquake, Chicago fire, the Hindenburg and the Titanic all at the same time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)



---



Irwin Allen just came in his pants

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (Q8Fq+)


Don't forget the Killer Bees!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (q1Pj5)

338 I'm pounding Schnitzel with my new meat hammer.



Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:28 PM (yRAFu)


I hope Schnitzel consented first.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (88+cf)

339 I don't think you can do an EDKH with scrabble.

That was the inside designation for Ford's Edsel prior to putting it in the first auto show as a prototype.

It is so a word.

/bs

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (HaL55)

340 Our Betters are not.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)



That's the thing, isn't it?



It would be bad enough to be "ruled" by an elite that actually was,
you know, rather intelligent or at least, as Trump might say, "very
talented!" , but this collection of losers, fakers, posers, grasping,
over-reaching low IQ jerkoffs..... I can't even.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (CqE5x)

There are a few solid people who go into government service. I'm thinking engineers and scientists who want to work on some cool stuff (or so they think).
But the people who are working in 90+ percent of the government? At ANY level? Let's just say NOT the best and/or brightest and they seem to get stupider the longer they're in the job, as if by design.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (77WPm)

341 OT, but I had a craving for hot chocolate so I took myself to the closes Dunkin Donuts and bought one. Unfortunately they didn't mix it well so it's basically chocolatey water.


I has a sad.

*slurps it any way*
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (rP4OC)


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The bottom third will make up for it -- it'll be like hot Nesquik!

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (V40IZ)

342 Our Betters are not.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2019 01:41 PM (9X624)


That's seriously messed up right there. Makes me wonder just how much we don't know about? No doubt they're all working off of the IOT, and probably sending everything back to the mother pagoda.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (X2Y86)

343 Coincidentally, on the same day Jordan gets appointed to the House Intel Cmte.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)
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It's like they're not even bothering to be subtle any more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (3Z6pZ)

344 I don't know. In my carb days, Skyway was pretty addictive.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:45 PM (DuZls)

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Wait are you talking about Skyline chili? That freakish Greek abomination from Cincinnati?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
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Yes, I am. It's been so long. I was just talkin' 'bout Skyline.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (DuZls)

345 I can't believe I'm actually doing this:

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Epstein didn't kill himself

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 11 Pipers Piping 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 12 Drummers Drumming 11 Pipers Piping 10 Lords a Leaping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids a Milking 7 Swans a Swimming 6 Geese a Laying 5 Golden Rings 4 Calling Birds 3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

346 You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

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but he could have. He had a note from his mother

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (Q8Fq+)

347 Hillary is going on about Ukraine.

Jackstraw is not here because all of his blood has rushed to his schadenboner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (gd9RK)

348 I just noticed (EDNKH) looks like it could be a lucky hash. Or perhaps even (JEDKH)

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (DuZls)

349 OT: I'm sitting in a restaurant in Allen where the Muzak is some caterwauling chick doing country pop versions of hard rock tunes. Stairway to Heaven, November Rain, Still Loving You, Winds of Change so far.

Seriously weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:43 PM (tu/2g)

Don't know what you're listening to, but Morgan James' rendition of Aerosmith's "Dream On" with Postmodern Jukebox is the best version of it I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq4KA0mUnC8

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

350 You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

This hispanic Jew. Loved that.

It was before my time, but when I saw it years after the fact, my favorite was Horshak.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (rP4OC)

Called himself a "Hungarican."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (CqE5x)

351 301
Can somebody help a fella out


Sure. Here's a start.

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On the fifth day of christmas my truelove gave to me.

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF.

Fooour calling birds.
Three french hens.
Twwooo turtle doves.
And a partriidge in a pear tree.
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Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (XzVUd)

352 343
Coincidentally, on the same day Jordan gets appointed to the House Intel Cmte.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

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It's like they're not even bothering to be subtle any more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (3Z6pZ)


Coincidentally what?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)

353 I'm so sleepy right now

Posted by: VM's phone at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (EGSGm)

354 E'ery time I hear/read about the Epstein Story being killed,
I think to myself 'Well, the Epstein story didn't kill itself!'

Posted by: socalcon at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Roy2Z)

355 Why, in the name of all that's holy, is our military buying any
equipment at all from our number one global, hostile competitor, and the
one nation we are most likely to fight in the upcoming next world war
to be started by them once they feel powerful enough?


Because graft and corruption.


It's too bad that we don't have a group of people who could maybe look into the bidness dealings of all the congresscretins who signed off on that deal. I wonder what we could call them, if they existed of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (HaL55)

356
The bottom third will make up for it -- it'll be like hot Nesquik!

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (V40IZ)


Or potentially hot, chocolate mud. I'll keep you posted!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (rP4OC)

357 Coincidentally what?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)

#281

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (77WPm)

358 Well, I don't know why I came here tonight;
I've got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right!
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
Or somebody has me "removed" like Epstein --

Clintons to the left of me, Schumers to the right --
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (Ejm1K)

359 345
I can't believe I'm actually doing this:



You left out the choruses ...

... but that would put you in the barrel.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (XzVUd)

360 Of course it's halal. She's shankin' it with a Bluebell shiv.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 01:44 PM (/sgva)

Mrs. REDACTED is a nice Jewish girl from Baltimore

nice up to a point

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (rpxSz)

361 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)


Great! Now do it John Valby style!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (q1Pj5)

362 It's like they're not even bothering to be subtle any more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (3Z6pZ)

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The more and more they program Americans, the sooner they don't have to be. And make no mistake, they have stuck us in a huge Skinner box.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (DuZls)

363 350 You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

This hispanic Jew. Loved that.

It was before my time, but when I saw it years after the fact, my favorite was Horshak.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (rP4OC)

Called himself a "Hungarican."
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (CqE5x)

I liked Rosalee "Hotsy" Totsy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (1XNk8)

364 Hot banana pudding, blackberry cobbler,
refrigerator peach pie and girls named bobber,

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (yRAFu)

365 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

Not to be a dick (but I am - so sue me), shouldn't you have put Epstein didn't kill himself at #5 for the whole thing? I mean, after all that...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (X2Y86)

366 ichael Bloomberg makes Tom Cruise look tall.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 01:08 PM (3Z6pZ)

He makes me look tall.

Posted by: zombir herve v. at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (vqIkG)

367 350 You forgot to mention Juan Epstein, who also didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

This hispanic Jew. Loved that.

It was before my time, but when I saw it years after the fact, my favorite was Horshak.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:47 PM (rP4OC)

Called himself a "Hungarican."
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019


*
*

The Hungarican gag was Freddie Prinze's on Chico and the Man, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (Ejm1K)

368 Why, in the name of all that's holy, is our military buying any equipment at all from our number one global, hostile competitor, and the one nation we are most likely to fight in the upcoming next world war to be started by them once they feel powerful enough?

Yeah you would think that really goes without saying. The Chinese have to be looking at each other in astonishment "really? are you kidding? They want to buy military supplies from US??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

369 E'ery time I hear/read about the Epstein Story being killed,
I think to myself 'Well, the Epstein story didn't kill itself!'

Posted by: socalcon at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Roy2Z)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (DuZls)

370
Or potentially hot, chocolate mud. I'll keep you posted!
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:50 PM (rP4OC)

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ACE! Hold off on the next post! I don't want this to get willow'd.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (V40IZ)

371 325 John Solomon reporting the IG report won't be coming out in the next #two weeks

..
Lmfao!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (jKqaK)

372 There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
was that night in his cell
at the manhattan jail
There was no suicide by Epstein.

Posted by: PHenyr at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (lwl9F)

373 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

I kant either

fisties

Posted by: REDACTED at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (rpxSz)

374 OT: I'm sitting in a restaurant in Allen where the Muzak is some
caterwauling chick doing country pop versions of hard rock tunes.
Stairway to Heaven, November Rain, Still Loving You, Winds of Change so
far.


You haven't lived until you've heard a real live oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders) play oompah Elvis tunes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (HaL55)

375 Sheeple! Wake up!
Did you know that if you shred carrots and add them to chili you can't tell. Sight, taste, it matters not. You will never suspect.
Beware! Your purity of essence may already be compromised!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (e1mEI)

376 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)




She's currently belting out Extreme's More Than Words....

Oh hell, now its Sweet Child Of Mine.

Postmodern jukebox is awesome. This? Isnt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (tu/2g)

377 Sue, Ashley Bianco!

SUE LIKE THE WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (U50PB)

378 325 John Solomon reporting the IG report won't be coming out in the next #two weeks



..

Lmfao!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (jKqaK)

They're having a hard time translating it from the original Esperanto.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (77WPm)

379 This shit will continue until people are sued into oblivion for making false accusations.

Posted by: DocJ



Ask Nick Sandmann how that works out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



I perhaps should have said "successfully sued into oblivion", eh?
Posted by: DocJ


Beaten into a bloody pulp.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (SMh/7)

380 @372, men who mohel for gold?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (gd9RK)

381 Biden spouting idiocy on fox now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (85Gof)

382 >> I am appointing @Jim_Jordan to the Intelligence Committee - which has now become the Impeachment Committee - where he will continue fighting for fairness and truth. @RepRickCrawford has been an exemplary member of the committee and will rejoin it when this Democrat charade is over.

Posted by: Tami

In other words, Crawford has been as useful as a turd in the punchbowl, and can return to his nappy time role when the important stuff is over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2019 01:54 PM (Z4rgH)

383 You haven't lived until you've heard a real live
oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders)
play oompah Elvis tunes.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (HaL55)


ONly mildly related, but some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs are his polka mashups of popular songs. His take on "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg is especially piquant.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:54 PM (rP4OC)

384 OT: I'm sitting in a restaurant in Allen where the Muzak is some
caterwauling chick doing country pop versions of hard rock tunes.
Stairway to Heaven, November Rain, Still Loving You, Winds of Change so
far.

You haven't lived until you've heard a real live oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders) play oompah Elvis tunes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (HaL55)


Ever heard the bluegrass version of Intergalactic? It's... interesting.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:54 PM (77WPm)

385 I don't care if the carrots are frickin atomized, I'll still know they are in my chili and it will still be an abomination against God.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:54 PM (1XNk8)

386 380 @372, men who mohel for gold?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019


*
*

It's a weird job, but somebody's got to do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)

387 365 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

Not to be a dick (but I am - so sue me), shouldn't you have put Epstein didn't kill himself at #5 for the whole thing? I mean, after all that...
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 01:51 PM (X2Y86)

[Jumping up and down and putting divots in the floor] DO IT YOURSELF!!!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

388 You haven't lived until you've heard a real live oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders) play oompah Elvis tunes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


In the ghetto.. oompah pah pah.
In the ghetto.. oompah pah pah.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:55 PM (SMh/7)

389 Postmodern jukebox is awesome. This? Isnt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (tu/2g)

You're reminding me of a version of ZZTop's "I'm bad, I'm nationwide" that I heard, done by Dwight Yoakum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 01:55 PM (Kpl3J)

390 She's currently belting out Extreme's More Than Words....

Oh hell, now its Sweet Child Of Mine.

Postmodern jukebox is awesome. This? Isnt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (tu/2g)

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Go up and ask if she'll take requests.

Hopefully she'll say yes, so you can say, "Do you know Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself?"

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:55 PM (V40IZ)

391 They're having a hard time translating it from the original Esperanto.
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:53 PM (77WPm)

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Excuse me stewardess, i speak Esperanto

Posted by: William Shatner at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (Q8Fq+)

392 He...likes girls...with names...like ASH-lay...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (1XNk8)

393 testing

Posted by: CN at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)

394
What's the relationship between the national RNC and state Republican Parties? These were all state races. Can the RNC dictate anything, even through threats of money withholding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

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It seems to me that not ensuring that a Democrat pedo has a Republican opponent is serious ball-dropping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (vSZlO)

395 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text.

Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (yQlY7)

396 Bang Bang Hillary's Meat Hammer came down on Epstein's head.
Bang Bang Hillary's Meat Hammer made sure that he was dead.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (88+cf)

397 I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out
And he's saying Epstein can't kill himself no more
And a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

398 Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. Baby. Jesus.

Now it's Nothing Else Matters.

Seriously, this is weird.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (tu/2g)

399 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text.


That's very annoying, I know

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (CqE5x)

400 ONly mildly related, but some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs are his polka mashups of popular songs. His take on "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg is especially piquant.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:54 PM (rP4OC)

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OLD SCHOOL - his polka version of "We're Not Gonna Take It" was glorious.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (V40IZ)

401
ONly mildly related, but some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs are his polka mashups of popular songs. His take on "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg is especially piquant.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019


*
*

Weird Al's work gets in your head and stays there. To this day I think of his "Eat It" when I hear Michael Jackson, and "I Lost on Jeopardy" when I hear "Our Love's in Jeopardy." Or Madonna's "Like a Virgin":

"Like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Ejm1K)

402 men who mohel for gold?

---

sequel to the men who stare at goats

Posted by: William Shatner at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Q8Fq+)

403 It seems to me that not ensuring that a Democrat pedo has a Republican opponent is serious ball-dropping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (vSZlO)

State GOP is responsible for recruiting and, if I recall, Felonious carried that district by 20+.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (77WPm)

404 I tried asking what lame reasons Solomon heard were responsible for this delay, and I received error messages

Posted by: CN at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (U7k5w)

405 Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. Baby. Jesus.



Now it's Nothing Else Matters.



Seriously, this is weird.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (tu/2g)


Honestly, this is more interesting than my hot chocolate escapades or anything Pete Buttigieg's said in 30 years. Let us know if she breaks into "Closer" by Nine inch Nails.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (rP4OC)

406
Sheeple! Wake up!
Did you know that if you shred carrots and add them to chili you can't tell. Sight, taste, it matters not. You will never suspect.
Beware! Your purity of essence may already be compromised!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

======

Thank you for that, because I've been staring at those grim orange sticks in my fridge for some time and wondering how I could consume them in some way undetectable to the taste buds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (vSZlO)

407 So I was looking at this Epstein portrait on the floor, and decided..


it wasn't going to hang itself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (cqNba)

408 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (1XAal)

409 401
ONly mildly related, but some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs are his polka mashups of popular songs. His take on "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg is especially piquant.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019

*
*

Weird Al's work gets in your head and stays there. To this day I think of his "Eat It" when I hear Michael Jackson, and "I Lost on Jeopardy" when I hear "Our Love's in Jeopardy." Or Madonna's "Like a Virgin":

"Like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Ejm1K)

With the exception of some electronic music, the only way I hear music made after the year 2000 is muzak and Weird Al.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

410 Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. Baby. Jesus.

Now it's Nothing Else Matters.

Seriously, this is weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (tu/2g)


Desperate times. Ask if she'll take requests, and if she says yes, ask for "Four minutes 33 seconds" by Phillip Glass.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (V40IZ)

411 testing testing

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (XzVUd)

412 The Hungarican gag was Freddie Prinze's on Chico and the Man, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:52 PM (Ejm1K)

You may be right.
Haven't seen any of this stuff since 1975

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (CqE5x)

413 395 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text.
Posted by: rickl


I remember when we used to. Then we got yelled at because when the banhammer swings, post numbers change.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (SMh/7)

414 That Rusty Griswald meme is actually funnier when the very bottom is clipped off so all you see is the kid's expression and you have to supply the rest yourself.

Posted by: Synova at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (BD/yx)

415 Warren at a Latinx forum: "I'm willing to consider suspending deportations" as a way to force Congress to move on immigration reform.

-
Now, there's a winning tactic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

416 I can't really enjoy Weird Al any more because I have no idea what the original songs are he's supposed to be parodying are any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

417
I'm convinced lefty make-up artists are on a mission to make anti-leftys look ridiculous.
Posted by: kallisto

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Eyelashes are now like nails. Everyone's got these semi-permanent extensions or they're sporting wild fakes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (vSZlO)

418 413 395 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text.
Posted by: rickl


I remember when we used to. Then we got yelled at because when the banhammer swings, post numbers change.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (SMh/7)

=========

I like your system. I like mine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (q80AH)

419 @325 John Solomon reporting the IG report won't be coming out in the next #two weeks

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to write an IG Report, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to write a Report....

Stirring stuff, that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (koNhm)

420 Ok, I read down to 55 and then started wondering how many folks had read the nic @49 as mr shad and how many as mrs had.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (Br0CP)

421 I remember when we used to. Then we got yelled at because when the banhammer swings, post numbers change.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (SMh/7)

I find including the "Posted by:..." line is helpful - just don't EVER use it for a troll or suspected troll. Makes the COBs justifiably testy.

Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)

422 The saga begins!

Maybe Vader only later...

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (YT49/)

423 Now Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
only to find Gideon's Bible.
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
to shoot off the legs of Jeff Epstein.

(Unfortunately somebody else got there first)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (Ejm1K)

424 Carrots = Retard Yams

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (1XNk8)

425 Coincidentally what?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (WI7YS)

426 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (ECrgQ)

427 The last Weird Al song I really enjoyed was Word Crimes not because I have any idea what the original song was, but because it was so clever and well-written, brilliant stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

428 >>Weird Al's work gets in your head and stays there.


I got a trash can of styrofoam
pea-nuts
you can have them for free'

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (JLNub)

429 Noodus Steelius

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)

430 421 I find including the "Posted by:..." line is helpful - just don't EVER use it for a troll or suspected troll. Makes the COBs justifiably testy.
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2019 02:00 PM (77WPm)

=========

Just ignore the trolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

431 You haven't lived until you've heard a real live oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders) play oompah Elvis tunes.


Everyone who finds this intriguing also needs some Dread Zeppelin in their lives.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (0CeRG)

432 Whoo hoooo


Panda steaks are on the bar b q

Posted by: Yo! at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (1XAal)

433 Haven't seen any of this stuff since 1975


Neither has Freddie Prinze who, unlike Epstein, did kill himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (gd9RK)

434 My own favorite Weird Al song goes something like this:

Epstein didn't take his life
Living in an Amish Paradise.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (ZbwAu)

435 He...likes girls...with names...like ASH-lay...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (1XNk
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LOL!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (DuZls)

436 Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. Baby. Jesus.


Now it's Nothing Else Matters.


Seriously, this is weird.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (tu/2g)





Desperate times. Ask if she'll take requests, and if she says yes, ask for "Four minutes 33 seconds" by Phillip Glass.




Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (V40IZ)


One Note Samba.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2019 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

437 Sheeple! Wake up!
Did you know that if you shred carrots and add them to chili you can't tell. Sight, taste, it matters not. You will never suspect.
Beware! Your purity of essence may already be compromised!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

======

Thank you for that, because I've been staring at those grim orange sticks in my fridge for some time and wondering how I could consume them in some way undetectable to the taste buds.
======
Carrot cake is the best cake.

Fight me!

Posted by: Tubby Twitterstahl at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (hQu0E)

438 The new delay is due to a backlog of tinfoil and whiteout.


Justice is coming!

Posted by: Solomon at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (jKqaK)

439 Eyelashes are now like nails. Everyone's got these semi-permanent extensions or they're sporting wild fakes.

The fake eyelashes look as stupid now as they did in the 70s. Like that stupid "wings" thing where you draw extra lines on the corner of your eyes. That seems to have finally gone away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

440 "Weird Al's work gets in your head and stays there. To this day I think of his "Eat It" when I hear Michael Jackson, and "I Lost on Jeopardy" when I hear "Our Love's in Jeopardy." Or Madonna's "Like a Virgin":

"Like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Ejm1K)"


Gangster's Paradise by Coolio came on the 90's station on Sirius a couple of days ago and all I could think of was "Amish Paradise."

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

441 >>Warren at a Latinx forum: "I'm willing to consider suspending
deportations" as a way to force Congress to move on immigration reform.


Spoiler alert: Warren wants the reform to be blanket amnesty and to decrimilaize illegal border crossings.*


*A wild guess, but come on, this would be classic Obama strategy of "Never let a crisis go to waste, and really, why not create the crisis to speed things along?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

442 Sorry, Cuthbert. Jumpy Computer. Jim Jordan is accused of covering up sex abuse of athletes at Ohio State on same day he is appointed to committee dealing with fake impeachment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (WI7YS)

443 420
Ok, I read down to 55 and then started wondering how many folks had read the nic @49 as mr shad and how many as mrs had.


Mrs had is Ben, apparently.

Posted by: Corgis at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (XzVUd)

444 "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Oh, and Jeffrey Epstein will not kill himself in fifty years."

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at November 08, 2019 02:02 PM (JXKKq)

445 Thank you for that, because I've been staring at those grim orange sticks in my fridge for some time and wondering how I could consume them in some way undetectable to the taste buds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:58 PM (vSZlO)


Carrot Juice enema?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (Vy7tf)

446 413 395 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text.
Posted by: rickl


I remember when we used to. Then we got yelled at because when the banhammer swings, post numbers change.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 01:59 PM (SMh/7)



Comment number only is really fucking annoying to most people as well. I'll quote the entire comment if its not too long. Usually I will try to include the posted by information.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (Z7lwY)

447 You haven't lived until you've heard a real live oompah band (replete with lederhosen and white shirts with suspenders) play oompah Elvis tunes.


Everyone who finds this intriguing also needs some Dread Zeppelin in their lives.
======
Or the RED HOT CHILI PiPers

Posted by: Tubby Twitterstahl at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (J6GBQ)

448 I wish some people would indicate exactly which post they're quoting, instead of just quoting the text. Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2019 01:56 PM (yQlY7)
=====

I know I am really bad with this, but aside from not wanting to make a disagreement personal, THE BARREL TERRIFIES ME.

I am a fumble-fingered idiot; Hello, fumble-fingered idiot; it takes me a long time to respond to texts; Hello fumble-fingered idiot; when I respond, it may take a long time; Hello, fumble-fingered idiot; copypasta with space deletions is very difficult for me; Hello, fumble-fingered idiot . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (MIKMs)

449 Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi....

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (YT49/)

450 446 Comment number only is really fucking annoying to most people as well. I'll quote the entire comment if its not too long. Usually I will try to include the posted by information.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (Z7lwY)

I only do that if I'm posting from my phone.

Posted by: Allie at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (sm6Pk)

451 Journey's Faithfully.

Which actually isn't weird with this chicks voice.

I'm wondering if it's one of the waitresses recording on her karaoke machine at home. Because November Rain just started again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2019 02:03 PM (tu/2g)

452 With the exception of some electronic music, the only way I hear music made after the year 2000 is muzak and Weird Al.

That late, eh? I stopped listening to the radio in the '80's. I have to stop and give some serious thought to bands I like from that era besides The Police and SRV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 02:05 PM (HaL55)

453 "Sorry, Cuthbert. Jumpy Computer. Jim Jordan is accused of covering up sex abuse of athletes at Ohio State on same day he is appointed to committee dealing with fake impeachment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


While Twitter is mostly a sewer, it is useful for figuring out what the media/Dem narrative will be for the day. I saw something about that trending and figured the word had gone out to attack Jordan.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2019 02:05 PM (OD2ni)

454 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=98ogH_1573072151p=1

Amazing

Posted by: portlandon at November 08, 2019 02:11 PM (+oR7L)

455 Megyn Kelly? Never heard of her...

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 08, 2019 03:00 PM (3Y5yB)

456 ABC was never "protecting" Epstein. They were protecting Bill Clinton.

Posted by: David Puddys at November 08, 2019 03:09 PM (WV54m)

457 It's Trump's fault!

Posted by: PG at November 08, 2019 03:18 PM (iqCkn)

458 CBS is committing ABC's firing for them.

ABC and NBC should also work out a "Double Indemnity"-deal just like Agent Strozk and Agent Pientka: "You commit my perjury and I'll commit your perjury!"

ABC could not report NBC's spiked Weinstein scoop, and NBC could spike ABC's Epstein scoop for them! "I won't report your news if you won't report my news!"

Since CBS is involved on the side, it would actually be "Throuple Indemnity".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 08, 2019 03:28 PM (Ndje9)

459 456 ABC was never "protecting" Epstein. They were protecting Bill Clinton.
Posted by: David Puddys at November 08, 2019 03:09 PM (WV54m)

Don't discount the possibility that plenty of MSM top brass have good reason to protect Epstein. Or suicide him.

Posted by: PHenry at November 08, 2019 03:37 PM (lwl9F)

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