Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq All Surge to Record Levels as US, China Agree That Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

Given that Trump has blown up the earth at least nine times since January 2017, the economy's doing a lot better than I'd been expecting.

Now, in addition to agreeing that Epstein didn't kill himself, US and Chinese negotiators also agreed to a phased reduction of the punitive tariffs each has imposed on the other.

But sources tell me that agreeing that Epstein did not kill himself was the real breakthrough.

U.S. stocks traded higher Thursday, with all three major benchmarks touching new records, after Washington said an agreement had been struck with Beijing to cancel planned import tariffs in stages.

The benchmark Russell 2000 index of smaller, domestically-focused companies, which had been more reluctant to join the recent market rally, also was edging higher.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA, +0.66% rose 237 points, or 0.87%, to 27,732, while the S&P 500 index SPX, +0.27% gained 14 points, or 0.48%, to 3,091. The Nasdaq Composite index COMP, +0.28% added 53 points, or 0.6%, to 8,446.

The Dow has soared 858 points just in the fourth quarter.

Meanwhile, a poll finds that Trump's approval rating in critical swing Midwest states is in the low forties... which is actually higher than his approval rating in late 2016, when he won them.



Okay, he did not win Minnesota in 2016, but it was close. And he has +6 approval there now compared to his 2016 level.

Biden is actually losing to Warren in all of these states except for Pennsylvania, which is where Scranton Joe claims to be from when he's not claiming to be from other places.

Like The Streets. Ask him about Corn Pop some time.



Meanwhile, there's some more Sternly Worded Letters, as if that matters.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:03 PM




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1 Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq All Surge to Record Levels as US, China Agree That Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)

2 dat headline doh

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (PbpT7)

3 Not first dammit.

How do they do it?

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (tH5fk)

4 That's the best working in of "Epstein didn't...' that I've seen yet.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (CE5C/)

5 Not first dammit.

How do they do it?
Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (tH5fk)


walked from my kitchen to laptop
refreshed Ace
lol
random
not even trying

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (vEIlU)

6 Impacted assholes up 22%.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (1Vobx)

7

Yep.


didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Vince Foster walking park tours at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (sy5kK)

8 #nevertrustalibertarian

Posted by: Polls hurt my head at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (Bf3hj)

9 >>>4 That's the best working in of "Epstein didn't...' that I've seen yet.


yeah I'm going to ride this gag for at least a week.

Just stick it into headlines.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

10 Watters just said Fox doesn't want to be first in naming the whistleblower. FNC is 99% sure who it is. You can google it and there it is.

Then he rants about how all of the other networks are committed to protecting the whistleblower and covering everything up.

You fucking pansy. Say the name. Or shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (gd9RK)

11 I'm being subjected to kpop
save me

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (G546f)

12 walked from my kitchen to laptop
refreshed Ace
lol
random
not even trying


::clenches fists::

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (tH5fk)

13 Shrillary really does have to shiv Warren before announcing her candidacy for Saviorette of the Donkeys.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (U7k5w)

14 11 I'm being subjected to kpop
save me

only cure is jpop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

15 Is Burisma a state corporation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

16
The best Epstein memes are the ones where the punchline is totally unexpected, like a Geico commercial.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (8XRCm)

17 Epstein didn't kill himself?

You don't say...

Posted by: Soupy Sales at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (LVPLx)

18 Do Democrats in PA really think Joe Biden is a man of the working class. He'll ban fracking faster than you can saying "sniffing girls hair", fracking which is an industry that provided lots of jobs in the Western part f the state. Joe's been in politics for about 35 years. Yep, salt of the earth old Joe,.sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (WI7YS)

19 Biden has always gotten a lot of press in eastern Pa due to Philadelphia coverage of Delaware. His campaign HQ is there also but mayor zJim Kemnney hasn't endorsed him.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)

20 THE END IS NIGH!

Posted by: Robsrt "Thousand Millimeter" Reich at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (+y/Ru)

21 Trump on the left, dems on the right...


https://tinyurl.com/y3lvhz4n

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (cF8AT)

22 Turn those machines back on! Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: The Dukes at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (EgshT)

23 >>Is Burisma a state corporation?

More or less.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

24 I'm sure glad that our MSM plays it straight.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (xptlg)

25 When the phone don't ring you know it's me, Jeff.....Jefffry Epstein.

Posted by: who dat at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (WX+x0)

26 Japan is very odd.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (tH5fk)

27 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 05:12 PM (MVjcR)

28 And if it wasn't for Walgreens the Dow would be even better. I hate Wall Street analysts.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:12 PM (Q5ALd)

29 But you won't see this leading the news tonight

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 07, 2019 05:12 PM (+iRBQ)

30 I shot the sheriff
But no one killed Epstein...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

31 Who cares about those approval numbers -- I've been assured here and elsewhere that Trump has already lost Kentucky in 2020. That's the big story and take away ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DbSAo)

32 My puppy just bolted back into the house from outside and dropped a small tree onto the kitchen floor before declaring "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (8O1uq)

33
Is Burisma a state corporation?

More or less.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

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Sooooooo...... was Hunter an un-registered foreign lobbyist then?? Because if memory serves.... thats VERY bad,

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (8XRCm)

34 The best Epstein memes are the ones where the punchline is totally unexpected, like a Geico commercial.
Posted by: fixerupper


I am both sad and gladdened that we can't post pictures here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (GWDdA)

35 My willowed question on Zaid...

I may have missed it, but is this the same Mark Zaid that defended Mark Waid in Richard Meyer's tortious interference lawsuit? If so, that seems weird.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (sN9mD)

36 The Trump economy is so bad the living well envy the Californians!

Posted by: Mainstream Media at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

37 Japan is very odd.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (tH5fk)

********

Racist too

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (8O1uq)

38 I swear, Juan must be paid big bucks to reach for such levels of stupidity.


I know he has a son who's a Republican, but the son must be NeverTrump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

39 Given that Trump has blown up the earth at least nine times since January 2017, the economy's doing a lot better than I'd been expecting.
++++++++++
Au contraire, Ace. He keeps breaking things and those things have to be replaced and rebuilt. This drives GDP growth and OrangeManBad-related profiteering, which is reflected in the stock market. The "strong economy" is just a perverse artifact of Trump's reckless destruction.

- The Press, if they were creative

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:14 PM (I2dne)

40 yeah I'm going to ride this gag for at least a week.

Just stick it into headlines.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM

We're not doing "phrasing" anymore, are we?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2019 05:14 PM (rBtIz)

41 My daughter's first words were "Epstein did not kill himself"--we were flabbergasted.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:14 PM (DuZls)

42 If...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
And state it plainly that Epstein did not kill himself...

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

43
I did NOT commit suicide people!!!!!


But I *did* save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico!!!

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

44 _PST__N D_DN'T K_LL H_MS_LF

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (FVTT9)

45 That's the best working in of "Epstein didn't...' that I've seen yet.


yeah I'm going to ride this gag for at least a week.

Just stick it into headlines.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

I combined it with your other long standing headline gag.

Epstein died by hanging and high cholesterol but mostly by Epstein did not commit suicide,

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (Q5ALd)

46 Japan is very odd.

Indubitably.

Posted by: Mothra at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (EgshT)

47
omg I clicked the link. Bernie really does mean to tax Bill Gates $100 bil.

If someone took that much money from me to spend as they chose...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (M9ntN)

48 I dunno, Soupy. He sure looks daid to me.

Posted by: Pookie the Lion at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (LVPLx)

49 When I see a poll, I basically give Trump at least 4-5 points.

I also think the "economic approval" rating you sometimes see is a much closer to Trump's actual approval rating. It's a backdoor way for someone to not out themselves as a Nazi to say they don't think we are currently in a depression.

Still, if someone like Obama had this economy, his approval ratings would probably be in the high 60's. Just the unfortunate media environment Republicans have to deal with.

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (qWfBN)

50 SAY MY NAME!

Posted by: Eric Ciramella or words to that effect. at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (AClws)

51 Isn't it ironic,

Dontcha think?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1186243926170058752

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

52 >>>35 My willowed question on Zaid...

I may have missed it, but is this the same Mark Zaid that defended Mark Waid in Richard Meyer's tortious interference lawsuit? If so, that seems weird.

It is indeed.

Ethan Van Sciver talked about it a fair amount on his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RPqFJd1qFA

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

53 Some idiot in my paper this week, sounded a lot like Barry early in his reign of error.

This person actually said "No one needs to have more than $1 million in assets. No one."


And another said, "Estate taxes are owed because the money belongs to the people it was taken from."

Add to that my watching Don Jr. on The View today, and I've killed a large portion of my brain cells.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

54 PST__N D_DN'T K_LL H_MS_LF

I'd like to buy a vowel.
Posted by: Stu Podaso


No, EDKH.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 05:17 PM (GWDdA)

55 Ace, here's an interesting thing for a smart military blog to look at. Compare Trump's vote total in swing states to the vote total of other Republicans in competitive state-wide races. For example, Trump ran around 80k votes behind Ron Johnson's vote total in the WI Senate race while Hillary! ran 2,000 votes ahead of the Democrat in the Senate race. So unless those 80k R voters don't vote for Trump again in 2020, Dems are kidding themselves if they think they only need to get another 20,000 votes to win back WI.

Posted by: joe, no that other one at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (7pOq5)

56 >>Sooooooo...... was Hunter an un-registered foreign lobbyist then?? Because if memory serves.... thats VERY bad,

Three Democrat Senators Jeane Shaheen and Ed Markey, the author of the Green New Deal, took campaign cash from Burisma. They then turned around and lobbied Obama to sign a bill giving even more money directly to Burisma.

Think about that. Markey wants to shut down fossil fuels in the US but at the same time he his helping shovel US tax dollars to a corrupt Ukrainian oil and gas company.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (ZLI7S)

57 23 >>Is Burisma a state corporation?

More or less.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

I think you could say that of almost any business of any size in either the Ukraine or Russia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (Kpl3J)

58 Add to that my watching Don Jr. on The View today, and I've killed a large portion of my brain cells.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
---
I wanted to rip that bell away from Whoopi's arthritic paw and shove it down her throat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

59
How fares the Magic Kingdom of Pedophilia and Sodomy in this stock market?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

60 OT:
from Twitter

GOP Sens. Johnson & Grassley send letter to SoS Pompeo asking for any records related to Hunter Biden, Burisma, other firms owned/tied to Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/y3yabgjp

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)

61 Afternoon all,

Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

I'm serving up amaretto hot chocolate, any body want some?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (4k9WW)

62 I wanted to rip that bell away from Whoopi's arthritic paw and shove it down her throat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (Dc2NZ)


How do you like her "hair" now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

63 >>>55 Ace, here's an interesting thing for a smart military blog to look at. Compare Trump's vote total in swing states to the vote total of other Republicans in competitive state-wide races. For example, Trump ran around 80k votes behind Ron Johnson's vote total in the WI Senate race while Hillary! ran 2,000 votes ahead of the Democrat in the Senate race. So unless those 80k R voters don't vote for Trump again in 2020, Dems are kidding themselves if they think they only need to get another 20,000 votes to win back WI.

i was told there would be no math in these comments, and that Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

64 dat headline doh
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (PbpT7)

Johnny Carson laughed at his own jokes too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (x8Wzq)

65 55... Dems are kidding themselves if they think they only need to get another 20,000 votes to win back WI.
Posted by: joe, no that other one at November 07, 2019 05:18 PM (7pOq5)


Sound of printing presses and the trunk of Al Franken's Buick LeSabre being prepped...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (zBaqJ)

66 51
Isn't it ironic,



Dontcha think?



https://twitter.com/i/status/1186243926170058752



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

That's awesome.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (1CjJc)

67 36 The Trump economy is so bad the living well envy the Californians!
Posted by: Mainstream Media at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

The Trump economy is so bad they can't even keep the LIGHTS on in parts of California!

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

68 Cameronamella is not a whistle blower he is a confidential informant.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (AfYvi)

69 Au contraire, Ace. He keeps breaking things and those things have to be replaced and rebuilt. This drives GDP growth and OrangeManBad-related profiteering, which is reflected in the stock market. The "strong economy" is just a perverse artifact of Trump's reckless destruction.

So, the broken window fallacy much beloved of Democrats. Trump should actually claim this just to get libs to denounce their own pet theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (ZGrMX)

70
Afternoon all,

Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

I'm serving up amaretto hot chocolate, any body want some?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (4k9WW)


Oooh! *holds cup up to USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

71

Let Me Get In On This Meme - a limerick

Their once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his clams in a bucket
He said with a grin
Let me say this again
Epstein didn't kill himself, so suck it!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

72 Inch by Inch, Warren is moving to the head of the pack.

When we see crazy talk that makes Wall Street mad, the Progs see their mad dreams coming true.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

73 oops.. I see you already got that covered Ace! I didn't read far enough.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (so+oy)

74 OT: I've been reading articles on intermittent fasting and potential benefits. Fascinating potential in this.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (U7k5w)

75 Yes but Michele Obama has a penis

Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (Dh9ya)

76 Isn't it ironic,

Dontcha think?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1186243926170058752
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
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That is all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (DuZls)

77 "Meanwhile, there's some more Sternly Worded Letters, as if that matters."

Nailed it. That's all grassley does anymore. All bark. No bite.

Posted by: Tinker at November 07, 2019 05:21 PM (Ti7bZ)

78 This person actually said "No one needs to have more than $1 million in assets. No one."

And another said, "Estate taxes are owed because the money belongs to the people it was taken from."

Add to that my watching Don Jr. on The View today, and I've killed a large portion of my brain cells.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
A million bucks in assets, depending on part of the country, is not that much.

The median house price in San Francisco is higher than that. Anybody who owns one has over a million bucks in assets.

Nevermind business owners and soon-to-be-business-owners who are accumulating capital to invest.

But really, never mind any of that. There is only one question to be asked on this topic:
"Is the capital legitimately acquired (e.g., earned, inherited, won in a lottery, etc. - any means not involving fraud or other forms of theft)?"

If it is, then piss directly off - its quantity is not your concern. It was not taken from you. You didn't own it. It was legitimately acquired and therefore your assertions mean fuck-all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:21 PM (I2dne)

79 . So unless those 80k R voters don't vote for Trump again in 2020, Dems are kidding themselves if they think they only need to get another 20,000 votes to win back WI.
Posted by: joe

______________

I actually think there was a decent amount of NeverTrump Republicans last time around that actually will now support Trump in 2020.

Maybe I just hang out with the wrong crew, but I knew several "country club" type Republicans that voted for Romney and McCain but didn't vote for Trump.

Trump will also have WAY more money this time around. I don't think money though is as important as it used to be, but it's always better to have more.

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 05:21 PM (qWfBN)

80 @JamesOKeefeIII

STAY TUNED... #EpsteinCoverup

https://tinyurl.com/yyau4eqw

See what he highlighted in the image.

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT)

81 Hey ace...
What's your favorite Disney Princess?

Posted by: Mark Zaid at November 07, 2019 05:22 PM (8O1uq)

82 'Epstein did not kill himself' is a unifying meme!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 07, 2019 05:22 PM (2k8f0)

83 Re: sidebar http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384204

Churchill said it better...

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
Watching Republicans and conservatives, I can't help but think: How dreadful are the curses which Trumpism lays on its votaries! There is the fanatical frenzy of the mobs, real and virtual; and there is the fearful fatalism of the politicians and elites. Both revolting sights!
https://twitter.com/billkristol/status/1192454241031524353?s=21

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.
Winston Churchill, The River War
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/69212-how-dreadful-are-the-curses-which-mohammedanism-lays-on-its

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 07, 2019 05:22 PM (w+Ped)

84 International Nachos Day. DID YOU CELEBRATE IT???

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at November 07, 2019 05:22 PM (AAKmR)

85 THEN WHO WAS [NOT KILLING SELF ON] PHONE??!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 07, 2019 05:22 PM (xptlg)

86
Don Jr. on The View today

Posted by: Jane D'oh

=======

I bet after the show they all went to their dressing rooms, locked the doors, and pleasured themselves furiously.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (M9ntN)

87 51 Isn't it ironic,

Dontcha think?


Full version:

https://youtu.be/x0BV-908hhY

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

88 Thanks, Ace. I'll go watch Ethan's show and get caught up.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (sN9mD)

89 How do you like her "hair" now?

Chia Pet.

Posted by: Mothra at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (EgshT)

90 Their once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his clams in a bucket
He said with a grin
Let me say this again
Epstein didn't kill himself, so suck it!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (m45I2)

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Bravo.

Ive been racking my brain all day to rhyme "himself".

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (8XRCm)

91 Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I KNOW
That Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Bill Withers at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (NMAzL)

92

Santa's just an overgrown elf
And no one puts Baby on the shelf
If we're saying what is true
Then you have to add this, too
Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (m45I2)

93 Jim, Epstein is dead

Posted by: Bones at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)

94 and I....I took the road less traveled by

and that has made all the difference

and that Epstein fellow did not kill himself

Posted by: Bobby Frost ( New England Bad-ass ) at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (8KSPd)

95 How do you like her "hair" now?
---

It looks very...absorbent?

Seriously, how can anybody stand that show? Everybody is yelling over everybody else.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

96 All you people are tinhat loonies--of *course* Epstein killed himself!

Posted by: Obvious Troll at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (DuZls)

97 I'm afraid to go to my youtube page after clicking that jpop link.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (tH5fk)

98 74 OT: I've been reading articles on intermittent fasting and potential benefits. Fascinating potential in this.
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (U7k5w)

Oh I agree! I try to fast for at least 3 - 4 hours twice each day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

99
heh

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (8XRCm)

100 Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

Rush was talking about this. Rich libs like to claim they want more taxes in order to keep the Dem base from mass-mobbing their mansions. But when more taxes actually materialize in the form of idiot socialist true believers like Sanders and Warren, the mask falls.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ZGrMX)

101 Watters just said Fox doesn't want to be first in naming the whistleblower. FNC is 99% sure who it is. You can google it and there it is.

Then he rants about how all of the other networks are committed to protecting the whistleblower and covering everything up.

You fucking pansy. Say the name. Or shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (gd9RK)
*************
Jessie's doesn't want to be fired and FNC doesn't want a lawsuit. To be honest if I made his salary I would zip it too. This is not the hill to die on.
The more they try and hide it the more people want to know and can easily find it out.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (wiXsO)

102 Muldoon, I'll bet you could come up with a decent Tallahatchee Bridge Epstein meme.

I wracked my brain last night and had no luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

103 I was surprised that Epstein fell 100% wasn't in the statistics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:25 PM (r+sAi)

104 93 Jim, Epstein is dead
Posted by: Bones at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)
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Clinton
Kill
I

Posted by: Epstein Horta at November 07, 2019 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

105 Would be funny if every single person who voted for Trump in 2016 went and signed up for Twitter and Facebook just to post this:

"Eric Ciaramella still hasn't denied that he killed Jeffrey Epstein!"

How long would it take Twitter and FB to ban 63,000,000 accounts?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 05:25 PM (U50PB)

106 I actually had to look up "votary".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (gd9RK)

107 Markey wants to shut down fossil fuels in the US but at the same time he his helping shovel US tax dollars to a corrupt Ukrainian oil and gas company.

Markey is a one-and-done Senator. He's an old fart whom nobody likes, and there's a Kennedy who wants that seat.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (ykYG2)

108 The Five showing The View clip

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (wiXsO)

109 And now The Five is covering Don Jr. on The View.

Don caught hell because he mentioned the whistleblower's name because Drudge had it up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

110 Oh I agree! I try to fast for at least 3 - 4 hours twice each day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Cute. But the idea that it could help NIDDM patients to heal their pancreas is fascinating.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (U7k5w)

111 Oh I think there will be a significant uptick in GOP and GOP-voting votes for Trump this time. In some states it won't matter (like AZ), but in MN, NH, etc., sure it miGht.


Look at his approval #s among GOP-registered. Historic.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM (ZZmY3)

112 Rush was talking about this. Rich libs like to
claim they want more taxes in order to keep the Dem base from
mass-mobbing their mansions. But when more taxes actually materialize
in the form of idiot socialist true believers like Sanders and Warren,
the mask falls.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ZGrMX)

Warren Buffet et al are depending on Republicans to protect them from having their bluff called.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (NMAzL)

113 Let my inspiration flow

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)

114 Jessie's doesn't want to be fired and FNC doesn't want a lawsuit. To be honest if I made his salary I would zip it too. This is not the hill to die on.
The more they try and hide it the more people want to know and can easily find it out.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (wiXsO)

*hic* Well said, young man! [takes drag off cigarette]

Posted by: John Boehner at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (w+Ped)

115 Epstein didn't krill himself.

Posted by: The whales are closing in at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (COzlW)

116 110 record highs in his first term

GB and BHO had zero.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (RWW0Q)

117 GoDaddy is auctioning the domain epsteindidntkillhimself.com
current bid is $5,900

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

118 Ciaramella - how is that pronounced btw?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

119 Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

The Democrats tried to destroy Microsoft . I don't know why he would vote for them regardless.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Q5ALd)

120 Seriously, how can anybody stand that show? Everybody is yelling over everybody else.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)


I only watched today because of Don, Jr. Loved when Joy told the handful of Trump supporters to "Pipe down, this isn't a MAGA rally" for just applauding him. What a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

121 if that Bill Kristol asshole plagiarizes me again I'll pull his bollocks off !


Posted by: Ween-stone Churchill, notorious drunkard and cigar smoker at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (8KSPd)

122 I agree that Watters got as close as he could - the name is out there, everyone knows it, no reason to potentially lose millions over something as stupid as that. If I was in his position, I would have done the same thing.

The Democrat's insistence that it stay secret is increasingly idiotic as well. They were trying to make it be some big Deep Throat/Watergate thing - Well that idea has failed, give it up. Fighting this hard to hang onto it after the battle's lost just makes you look even more stupid and pathetic than you do already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)

123 ''I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.''

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)

124 I posted this video on the morning thread...it's really good but a little long 4:50...

https://tinyurl.com/yy9ynjhf

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

125 Klobuchar, you're losing Minnesota. YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA. "Persisting" now is not something to be admired. You're burning through other people's money. For you to continue shows a delusional person with an out of control ego. End it.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (FJYfm)

126 Anyone around here have an opinion on whether or not Jeffery Epstein killed himself?

Posted by: DooDad at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (XT6Vl)

127 Every time I see the word "Burisma" I think it's a kind of cat food.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (fK2gX)

128 75 Yes but Michele Obama has a penis
Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 05:20 PM (Dh9ya)


Named Reggie Love...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (zBaqJ)

129 Epstein didn't krill himself.

Posted by: The whales are closing in at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (COzlW)

Heh.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 07, 2019 05:29 PM (NMAzL)

130 I actually had to look up "votary".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:26 PM


Mazda has rotary votaries.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 05:29 PM (AAKmR)

131 91 Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I KNOW
That Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Bill Withers at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (NMAzL)


I think this one wins the prize.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (zBaqJ)

132 There's a Burisma in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (EgshT)

133 I bet after the show they all went to their dressing rooms, locked the doors, and pleasured themselves furiously.
======

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

Posted by: Joy's Dustcloud Spray at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (JcXHH)

134 Every time I see the word "Burisma" I think it's a kind of cat food.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (fK2gX)

I keep thinking SE Asia company.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (Q5ALd)

135 126 Anyone around here have an opinion on whether or not Jeffery Epstein killed himself?
Posted by: DooDad


Judging from all the available evidence, I sagely conclude that THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS STONE-COLD MURDERED.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (fK2gX)

136 Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Planes in the sky flyin' child slaves someplace
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Spreading blackmail over the place, singin'
We will, we will fake suicide you
We will, we will fake suicide you

(BWANGGG)

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

137
Ciaramella - how is that pronounced btw?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

========

That was posted somewhere -- I think on RCP.

Char-a-mell-a.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (M9ntN)

138 Someone should make one of those airplane banner ads:

Eric Ciaramella, Dem Operative, is the Whistle Leaker!


and run it over:

a: Trumps Rally

b: Dem Debates

c: Congress

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

139 Klobuchar, ... For you to continue shows a delusional person with an out of control ego. End it.

I'll chip in for the brandy. It won't have to be a large bottle.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ykYG2)

140 "I actually had to look up 'votary'."

That's like, the little candles right?

Posted by: Chris M at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (eAZVt)

141 I agree that Watters got as close as he could - the name is out there, everyone knows it, no reason to potentially lose millions over something as stupid as that. If I was in his position, I would have done the same thing.


I'm saying everything is stupid. Watters is afraid of being fired, FNC is afraid of being sued. It's all stupid.

It's this kind of kabuki that lets people think Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (gd9RK)

142 @JamesOKeefeIII

STAY TUNED... #EpsteinCoverup

https://tinyurl.com/yyau4eqw


There's also a big NXIVM report coming tomorrow, too. Epoch Times, I believe.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (nIvDu)

143 If it's illegal to mention the WB, why is Swallwell strutting that he's introducing legislation to make it illegal?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

144 125 Klobuchar, you're losing Minnesota. YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA. "Persisting" now is not something to be admired. You're burning through other people's money. For you to continue shows a delusional person with an out of control ego. End it.
Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (FJYfm)

It might be time to call up that op/ed from True Conservative George Will, as to why Amy Klobuchar would absolutely be the Bestest President Ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

145 GoDaddy is auctioning the domain epsteindidntkillhimself.com
current bid is $5,900

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


They shouldn't donate the proceeds to suicide awareness groups.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (GWDdA)

146 Char-a-mell-a.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (M9ntN)

Hence the nickname "Charlie" used in records.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (U7k5w)

147 >>>There's also a big NXIVM report coming tomorrow, too. Epoch Times, I believe.

interesting

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

148 Sooooooo...... was Hunter an un-registered Democrat foreign lobbyist then?? Because if memory serves.... thats VERY bad OK,

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:13 PM (8XRCm)


You forgot a minor detail!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (BiNEL)

149 Epstein didn't grill himself

Posted by: Webber at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (8O1uq)

150 Pretty strong opinion there, Zombie.

Posted by: DooDad at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (XT6Vl)

151 lobuchar, ... For you to continue shows a delusional person with an out of control ego. End it.

I'll chip in for the brandy. It won't have to be a large bottle.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ykYG2)


That depends. Are you going to drink until she seems non-bitchy? If so, back up the truck.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (FJYfm)

152 Klobuchar, you're losing Minnesota. YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA. "Persisting" now is not something to be admired. You're burning through other people's money. For you to continue shows a delusional person with an out of control ego. End it.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (FJYfm)
---
Stick a hair pick in her.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)

153 Here's a trippy trailer for a movie called The Mandela Effect:

https://tinyurl.com/The-Mandela-Effect-Trailer


Sort of The Matrix meets The Lovely Bones meets Learn To Code

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (U50PB)

154 I have Zero confidence in the electorate, but even this sad dumbed down misinformed post-American public will not look at any of these Dem freaks, amidst the best economy of their lives, and choose them.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ZZmY3)

155 118
Ciaramella - how is that pronounced btw?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

Caramellomelloepsteindidnotkillhimself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (1CjJc)

156 Muldoon, I'll bet you could come up with a decent Tallahatchee Bridge Epstein meme.

******

Nothing aside from the obvious:

"Billie Joe McEpstein didn't throw himself off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (m45I2)

157 Ve had a votary phone.

Posted by: Herr DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 05:32 PM (aS1PU)

158 See what he highlighted in the image.

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT)


One of the replies includes video of Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show in 1984 making a joke about Prince Andrew being a pedophile. Was he just lucky, or do all the elites know each others' dirty laundry?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (ZGrMX)

159 Votary woah woah woah wooooah Votary woah woah woah wooooah.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (Q5ALd)

160 Ciaramella - how is that pronounced btw?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Strzok and Page called him 'Charlie', so I'm going with a "Ch" at the beginning.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (nIvDu)

161 Warren Buffet et al are depending on Republicans to protect them from having their bluff called.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Like I said yesterday, they love them some socialism--on someone else's dime.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AM1GF)

162
Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

The Democrats tried to destroy Microsoft . I don't know why he would vote for them regardless.
Posted by: Easy Andy


Because his wife says so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aKsyK)

163 My periodic reminder to you mouth-breathing Deplorables that it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Thank you, vote for me, and please chip in $3.

Posted by: Kamala! at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AAKmR)

164 I'm a little worried they figured out the whole Electoral College thingy.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (tH5fk)

165 Grassley's memos are the usual public step coming after a bunch of behind the scenes stuff. They're not intended to do anything, they do indicate that something is already happening.

There's no advantage to FNC announcing Ciamarila's name, just like there was no reason for Rand Paul to announce it. Anyone who wants to know the name can search it and thus see how pointless and ineffective their petulant little censorship tantrum really is.

The other networks and the Dems have loudly committed to dragging this mattress around on their backs to show us how virtuous they are. We should force them to play their stupid game until it hurts.

Posted by: GalosGann at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (z6Rh+)

166 Epstein didn't chill himself.

Posted by: Frigidaire at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

167 147 >>>There's also a big NXIVM report coming tomorrow, too. Epoch Times, I believe.

interesting
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

I'm just saying... IT BETTER HAVE LOTS OF PICTURES!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

168 Record highs (again) impeach!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

169 Kristol, tacitly, referring to Trumpers as Mohammedans is bigoted. He understands that but he's having too much fun to notice.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AfYvi)

170 top two items in the sidebar are on the money! sic 'em ace!

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (WckfY)

171 Eh wut? Re 125: I kinda prefer Angry Amy suck up whatever sweet cash she can get and lose ignominiously in Iowa after sideswiping a few of her rival candidates.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (MItID)

172 CiaramellaIsTheLeaker.com should go for about $2.99 since everybody knows epstein didn't kill himself.

And thanks Blonde M.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (r+sAi)

173 They shouldn't donate the proceeds to suicide awareness witness protection groups.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (GWDdA)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (1CjJc)

174 I could imbibe your fragrancy for an eternity.

Posted by: Shampoo Joe at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (wo3c/)

175 You forgot a minor detail!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



Those meddling kids?

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (tH5fk)

176 Epstein has a long mustache and didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Charlie at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (EgshT)

177 They're so insane they think he's getting rich renting hotel rooms to foreigners.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (RWW0Q)

178 Sittin' in a cell is like hell
Can you kill him?
I can kill him
He can kill him
She can kill him
We can kill him
They can kill him
You can kill him
Oh let's kill him
Can you kill him, baby?

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:34 PM (fK2gX)

179 140 "I actually had to look up 'votary'."

That's like, the little candles right?
Posted by: Chris M at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (eAZVt)

I think "votive" and "votary" are derived from the same base word meaning "vow," so yes.

The point is Kristol is comparing Trump and his conservatism to Mohammed and Mohammedism.

Which is interesting in a couple ways.
1 - He's making the comparison at all.
2 - His comparison is negative.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (w+Ped)

180 Just stick it into headlines.

Posted by: ace


"Trump's Poll Numbers Surge Due to China Deal and Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, But Mostly Due to China Deal"

alternatively:

"Trump's Poll Numbers Surge Due to Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself and China Deal, But Mostly Due to Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

I think the first is more subtle.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (U50PB)

181 The economy is in great shape.


IMPEACH!

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (88xKn)

182 169
Kristol, tacitly, referring to Trumpers as Mohammedans is bigoted. He understands that but he's having too much fun to notice.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AfYvi)

Why? Is it bull-milking day at Kristol's pad?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (1CjJc)

183 ''Billie Joe McEpstein didn't throw himself off the Tallahatchie Bridge?''

How about Billie Jeff McEpstein?

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (jm1YL)

184 Rush was talking about this. Rich libs like to
claim they want more taxes in order to keep the Dem base from
mass-mobbing their mansions. But when more taxes actually materialize
in the form of idiot socialist true believers like Sanders and Warren,
the mask falls.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ZGrMX)

Warren Buffet et al are depending on Republicans to protect them from having their bluff called.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

______________

I do think conservatives should throw the ultra rich under the bus.

Like the next time there is tax cut, exclude billionaires. Hell, raise taxes on billionaires and MegaCorp so there can be more small business tax cuts.

I'm talking the $500 million plus crowd.

A muckety-muck estate attorney was telling me Mark Zuckerberg was able to put Facebook shares in his Roth IRA pre-IPO and basically got a billion tax free.

Let's see people like Zuckerberg scream about their wealth being confiscated at "our" levels.

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (qWfBN)

185 Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
And that Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (pw+jk)

186 New article today at NYT! "Can we survive the Trump depression!"

Posted by: Paul Krugman Distinguished Professor of Economics at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (IGJk8)

187 Epstein didn't mill himself .

Posted by: Wheat at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (Q5ALd)

188 Every time I see the word "Burisma" I think it's a kind of cat food.


*******

Makes me think of an Eskimo with a charming personality.


(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (m45I2)

189 Dammit ace, you owe me a keyboard!!!

I did NOT expect that headline!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

190 Epstein didn't Dill himself

Posted by: Vlasic at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (8O1uq)

191 I think the first is more subtle.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (U50PB)


What is this "subtle" of which you speak?

Posted by: Herr DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (aS1PU)

192 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a pedo man
No time no talk
Music loud and girls are warm
I've been blackmailing since I was born
And now it's alright I'm OK
And you can look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You know I didn't kill myself.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (NMAzL)

193 / I'm an American, dammit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (aS1PU)

194 Epstein didn't sill himself

Posted by: Drafty window at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Q5ALd)

195 It was a dark and storming night when epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: snoopy fitzhume XVIII at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (vqIkG)

196
OMG, guys... something reall spooky happened to me at lunch today.

It's freaking me the hell out:

https://tinyurl.com/yxlastja

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (fUqBx)

197
Hey, ABC - #releasetheEpsteintapes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (pNxlR)

198 I do think conservatives should throw the ultra rich under the bus.



Like the next time there is tax cut, exclude billionaires. Hell,
raise taxes on billionaires and MegaCorp so there can be more small
business tax cuts.



I'm talking the $500 million plus crowd.

===
I 110% agree with this and have been shouting it.
The big money guys are all demofasctists. Playing that game wins us nothing.
Oh and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

199 179 140 "I actually had to look up 'votary'."

That's like, the little candles right?
Posted by: Chris M at November 07, 2019 05:31 PM (eAZVt)

I think "votive" and "votary" are derived from the same base word meaning "vow," so yes."

That's how I recognized the quote right away; first it's one of the best quotes ever as to why Islam is a pestilence, and second you just don't see "votary" worked into conversation very often.

But Winston was an extremely literate man, unlike his modern plagiarizer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

200 Warren has the rich libs worried with her vision of the Wealth Tax and estate taxation.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (4k9WW)

201 Epstein (mouth movements) No Kiw Himself! (mouth movements)

Posted by: Kung Fu Theater at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (DuZls)

202 Kristol hates Muslims. (He doesn't like China either.) That's the only reason he supported George W Bush, because Bush promised a war to kill a lot of Muslims. If Near Eastern Christians died too, pfff. If American Christians died *yawn*.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (ykYG2)

203 189
Dammit ace, you owe me a keyboard!!!



I did NOT expect that headline!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

Watch out for the otters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (1CjJc)

204 Epstein didn't pill himself

Posted by: AstraZeneca at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (8O1uq)

205 Epstein didn't still himself.

Posted by: Moonshiner at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (IGJk8)

206 Purity Of Epsteindidn'tkillhimself, Mandrake!

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (tH5fk)

207 Oh my, NYT reporting that Bloomberg is considering getting into Dem primary race.

Well, at least keeping his options open. Getting signatures for AL primary since tomorrow is the deadline.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2019 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

208 Footnote. I believe we have now collected about $7-8 billion in tariffs thus far.

Posted by: Marcus T didn't kill Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (LQM+C)

209


btw, what about the fact that someone CHANGED the whistleblower forms right before the fake whistleblower filled out his fake complaint??

Why has that major development disappeared from inquiry?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (f9vCB)

210 Stop looking up words that rhyme with kill. Its like a ddos attack!

Posted by: Dictionary Dot Com at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

211 I do think conservatives should throw the ultra rich under the bus.

Like the next time there is tax cut, exclude billionaires. Hell, raise taxes on billionaires and MegaCorp so there can be more small business tax cuts.

I'm talking the $500 million plus crowd.

A muckety-muck estate attorney was telling me Mark Zuckerberg was able to put Facebook shares in his Roth IRA pre-IPO and basically got a billion tax free.

Let's see people like Zuckerberg scream about their wealth being confiscated at "our" levels.
Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (qWfBN)




We should just go with the flat tax, gut the irs, and the get to entitlement reform.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

212 Epstein didn't shrill himself.

Posted by: Hillary the cackliest and shrillest at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (U7k5w)

213 Epstein didn't drill himself

Posted by: ace's shelves at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (Q5ALd)

214 You know, Fox could go the CNN route and report not that Ciaramella IS the whistleblower, but that OTHERS SAY that Ciaramella is the whistleblower.

Posted by: James Clapper, who did not kill Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (u5NuV)

215 Well now you're only fifteen
And you look good
I'll take you under my wing
Somebody should
They've persuasive ways
And you'll believe what they say

It's just a question of time
Before Epstein gets murdered

Posted by: depeche mode at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (ykYG2)

216 Dear Mr. Kotter:

Please excuse my son Jeffery--he didn't kill himself.

Signed,

Epstein's mother

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (ewSN2)

217 Epstein didn't fill himself. He's older than 13.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

218 Don't try suicide, nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide, nobody cares
Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide, nobody gives a damn

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (DuZls)

219 And the wind cries Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (88xKn)

220 EDKH is the shorthand for an airfield in Wenden, Germany.

But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (RWW0Q)

221 I think this one wins the prize.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (zBaqJ)

bows

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (NMAzL)

222 Epstein didn't shill himself.

Posted by: Billy Mays at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

223 Take this meme and shove it.
I ain't working it no more.
Woman up and left and took all the reason
I was memein for.
Better not try, to stand in my way
As I'm runnin out the door,
Just take this meme and shove
Because Epstein didn't kill himself, no more.

(OK, so I lied).

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (NgKpN)

224 Epstein didn't kill himself...between the sheets.


I don't think I'm doing this right.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:40 PM (m45I2)

225 I just got an email from the Minnesota Secretary of State wishing me a "Happy National Notary Day". I didn't know it was but thank you.


That's right ladies... I'm a Notary.
In three states... How YOU doin?

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (gPZ9i)

226 Epstein didn't bill himself

Posted by: Epstein's accountant at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Q5ALd)

227
We should just go with the flat tax, gut the irs, and the get to entitlement reform.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

===
NO!!
Time to punish.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

228 200 Warren has the rich libs worried with her vision of the Wealth Tax and estate taxation.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (4k9WW)

Do you believe they are worried, or have they done a deal and are feigning concern to improve her numbers with the socialist leaners?

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (U7k5w)

229 A muckety-muck estate attorney was telling me Mark Zuckerberg was able to put Facebook shares in his Roth IRA pre-IPO and basically got a billion tax free.

Let's see people like Zuckerberg scream about their wealth being confiscated at "our" levels.
Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 05:35 PM (qWfBN)

It's fun to think about, but you can't ever actually do it. It's like trying to stamp out the cartels in Mexico, no matter what you do, the other side will always be two moves ahead of you and take full advantage.

Money and assets are too fungible, too easy to get outside of this countries borders for those who are motivated to do so. It's what New York State is finding out right now - get too confiscatory, and it will just all leave, and you'll never know where it went.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

230 Suicide is painless, but that fact is irrelevant in the Jeffrey Epstein case.

Posted by: The Ventures doing the MASH theme at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (fK2gX)

231
It's freaking me the hell out:



https://tinyurl.com/yxlastja

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (fUqBx)

Yeah, I've stolen that and am texting it out to Heidi as I write.

Posted by: Moonshiner at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (IGJk8)

232 @141
Why would Fox be sued?
Whistleblower laws protect against retaliation, they are not meant to provide anonymity.

And the identity of the Whistleblower is a matter of public record. So naming him in regards to an ongoing impechment inquiry which is entirely news worthy is literally the sine quo non of news reporting.

There could be no cause or justification for suing them.


It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (SCEdM)

233 I 110% agree with this and have been shouting it.
The big money guys are all demofasctists. Playing that game wins us nothing.
Oh and Epstein didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

---
It's interesting to see this shift going on with the new right. The crowd over at First Things are openly talking about the upside of breaking up concentrations of wealth and along with the tech giants.

For too long the left could signal its virtue while pocketing protection money.

Frankly, I love the idea of having a Peoples Commissar who up on Obama's doorstep and inform him that a bunch of immigrants are going to be housed in his estate because at a certain point, your house is just too big.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)

234
The killer(s) of Epstein are delusional if they think those who hired them won't take them out next.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

235 214 You know, Fox could go the CNN route and report not that Ciaramella IS the whistleblower, but that OTHERS SAY that Ciaramella is the whistleblower.
Posted by: James Clapper, who did not kill Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (u5NuV)

Hannity did that a couple days ago on his show.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (NgKpN)

236 That's some awesome Headlinin' there.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (vOiHe)

237 You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
Epstein killed himself with wire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)

238 off Moonshiner!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (IGJk8)

239 NO!!
Time to punish.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

Deprogram or punish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (1CjJc)

240 Fox could say, we have been told that Ciaramella is not the whistle blower.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (AfYvi)

241 Did I just see D-Lamp?

Posted by: Epstein Horta at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

242 Putting aside that the press holes in presstitutes will wait there holes in favor of the rats, the incidence of lying to the pollsters is increased by people just claim chickenshit afraid to say they like Trump. It's a rational thing when you see him getting beaten up just for going to rallies or wearing a stupid hat

Posted by: oddnot at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (DIt2y)

243 As soon as I heard Epstein was incarcerated I knew he wasn't going to kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (RWW0Q)

244 Epstein didn't kill himself, I think I'm going to kill myself

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (8O1uq)

245 >>It's freaking me the hell out:



https://tinyurl.com/yxlastja


Hahahaha

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (vOiHe)

246

CNBC is saying that Michael Bloomberg is preparing to enter the Dem primary. His suicide watch begins now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (kw5n8)

247 Jeffery Epstein didn't krill himself!

Posted by: Commissar Euphausiacea at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (BiNEL)

248 That's right ladies... I'm a Notary.

You're one of those guys that wears that funny hat with the tassel, right?

Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always asks... at November 07, 2019 05:42 PM (EgshT)

249 91 Ain't no sunshine when he's gone
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I KNOW
That Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Bill Withers at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (NMAzL)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (PzHZw)

250 Yeah, I've stolen that and am texting it out to Heidi as I write.
Posted by: Moonshiner at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (IGJk\



You either just outed your sock or Cannibal Bob better watch his six.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (gd9RK)

251

Bloomberg has dispatched staffers to Alabama to gather signatures to qualify for the primary there. Though Alabama does not hold an early primary, it has a Friday deadline for candidates to formally enter the race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

252 That's right ladies... I'm a Notary.
In three states... How YOU doin?
Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (gPZ9i)

---

You're a dude?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (RU4sa)

253 And the identity of the Whistleblower is a matter of public record. So naming him in regards to an ongoing impechment inquiry which is entirely news worthy is literally the sine quo non of news reporting.

There could be no cause or justification for suing them.


It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (SCEdM)

Supposedly he is a CIA analyst.

Like Plame was.

So they are threatening with a Scooter Libby play, is my guess.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

254 226
Epstein didn't bill himself

Posted by: Epstein's accountant at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Q5ALd)

or will himself.

Posted by: His estate planner at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (IGJk8)

255 The killer(s) of Epstein are delusional if they think those who hired them won't take them out next.

-
Hillary's gonna clean house like the Corleones as they move to Vegas?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

256 Ciaramella - how is that pronounced btw?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk



========



That was posted somewhere -- I think on RCP.



Char-a-mell-a.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:30 PM (M9ntN)

I prefer"caramello."
Mmmm, caramello.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (NMAzL)

257 Yep, heard that asshole Gates talking about how much taxes he paid and he'd be okay if it were twice as much...

So why stick so much in his tax-free 'foundation?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

258 Yeah, I've stolen that and am texting it out to Heidi as I write.
Posted by: Moonshiner at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (IGJk

------

Go for it. I live to serve.

But no kidding - I damn near broke my computer rendering that type. A whole shitload of data in that, and it was screaming and overheating. Wasn't sure I'd be able to finish it, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (fUqBx)

259 CN, everything I have read and heard is that she is not the candidate they want.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (4k9WW)

260 Epstein didn't chill himself

Posted by: Frigidaire at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (U7k5w)

261 Ithought IP was an 'ette?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (vOiHe)

262 Bloomberg would compete with Biden for the same voters. Warren and Sanders benefit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

263 I'm guessing Bloomberg won't lose a lot of delegates if he's not on the Alabama ballot.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (u5NuV)

264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

265 All Epstein wanted was a Pepsi.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (fK2gX)

266 I do think Bloomberg getting the nomination will be a threat to Trump winning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

267 It's all bullshit.


This is why I was calling bullshit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gd9RK)

268 Epstein didn't frill himself

Posted by: Zombie Oscar de la Renta at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (U7k5w)

269 Epstein didn't thrill himself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)

270 The ultra rich may establish trust funds but can have no administrative authority over them.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (AfYvi)

271 It's fun to think about, but you can't ever actually
do it. It's like trying to stamp out the cartels in Mexico, no matter
what you do, the other side will always be two moves ahead of you and
take full advantage.



Money and assets are too fungible, too easy to get outside of this
countries borders for those who are motivated to do so. It's what New
York State is finding out right now - get too confiscatory, and it will
just all leave, and you'll never know where it went.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

---There's no harm in making them own it, though.

Let them know the the GOP is no longer will to take the heat for protecting "the rich" when the rich are financing their own communist hordes.

The tech overlords want to have it both ways. Sorry guys, new rules.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

272 You either just outed your sock or Cannibal Bob better watch his six.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (gd9RK)

*Yanks head around*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (IGJk8)

273 261 Ithought IP was an 'ette?
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (vOiHe)

---

So did I.

Awkward.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (RU4sa)

274

Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
But Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (zBaqJ)

275 All this reminds me of that Don McLean hit American Pie - particularly the chorus:

Bye bye American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
And them good ole' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
singin' "Epstein did not kill himself."

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (m0zLQ)

276 Yeah but only billionaires benefit from stocks.
- leftists

Which is odd cuz 2009-2016 every American benefited according to these same people. Wonder what changed?

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (v8byo)

277 That's how I recognized the quote right away; first it's one of the best quotes ever as to why Islam is a pestilence, and second you just don't see "votary" worked into conversation very often.

But Winston was an extremely literate man, unlike his modern plagiarizer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

Same here - I looked to double-check, but instantly thought, "That bastard just alluded to Churchill to compare Trump to Mohanmmed."

What a jackass.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (w+Ped)

278 ''Night and day, you are the one
Only you beneath the moon
Under the sun

Whether near to me or far
It's no matter, darlin', where you are
I think Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.''

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (jm1YL)

279 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
=====

Somehow, I don't think we'd hear screams of "EMOLUMENTS" due to money made from people consuming Bloomberg news.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (JcXHH)

280 Jeffery Epstein didn't krell himself!

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (tH5fk)

281 269 Epstein didn't thrill himself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)

---

You know this...how?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa)

282 The killer(s) of Epstein are delusional if they think those who hired them won't take them out next.

-
Hillary's gonna clean house like the Corleones as they move to Vegas?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)


Meh. Who's going to believe a felon? You can let them live. That's why you get "tainted" people to do these sort of things. Plausible deniability.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (FJYfm)

283
Fox could go the CNN route and report not that Ciaramella IS the whistleblower, but that OTHERS SAY that Ciaramella is the whistleblower.
Posted by: James Clapper

======

Or how about this: Rand Paul could go the Elizabeth Warren route and just say the name because he's got sovereign immunity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (M9ntN)

284 Jeffrey Epstein did not chill himself.

Posted by: Nathan Phillips, Frigidairborne, (Ret.) at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (1CjJc)

285 259 CN, everything I have read and heard is that she is not the candidate they want.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (4k9WW)

They'll get what they're given. If she ends Warren, she'll get in the race.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (U7k5w)

286 When Hillary said "If that idiot gets in we're all going to hang", who could know she meant Epstein first.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)

287
I do think Bloomberg getting the nomination will be a threat to Trump winning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

---
A rich white guy who made his name on Wall Street is going to absolutely DOMINATE the Socialist Democrat electorate.

Not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

288
If Bloomberg does enter the race Biden will take the biggest hit as the MFM will play up that Bloomberg is a moderate and centrist. I don't see anyone from team Sanders or Warren jumping ship for him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (kw5n8)

289 Bloomberg is unelectable outside New York City.

Besides, anyone worried with electing a tyrant that will try to get a third term would be terrified of him.

His third term in New York City was putinesque.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (HALdu)

290 You know this...how?
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++
Why else do all the complex crap around private islands and sex slaves and whatnot? He clearly needed a little help...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)

291 264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

WWF: Bloomberg vs Steyer, Grudge Match in an arena filled with hundred dollar bills!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

292 281
You know this...how?
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa)


10,000 ruined teenage lives....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

293 Nothing Alabamans like more than a New Yawk Joooo

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (8O1uq)

294 6 Impacted assholes up 22%.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (1Vobx)


I've got a plan for that!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (hGXZE)

295 fyi- that parody of Ironic with the two dudes in the car is hilarious, whoever posted that earlier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (r+sAi)

296 You're a dude?
Posted by: SMH


Yup, certified on my birth certificate.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (gPZ9i)

297 267
It's all bullshit.





This is why I was calling bullshit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gd9RK)

yeah well i see your bullshit and raise you a bullshit.
*leans back, pulls back jacket*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (IGJk8)

298 I do think Bloomberg getting the nomination will be a threat to Trump winning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

I don't. Do you really think the socialist Dems in the Bernie and Warren camp would come out and vote for an ex-Republican billionaire? There were Bernie voters in 2016 who wouldn't even vote for Clinton. The dem base would not be enthused about voting for Bloomberg.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (xPl2J)

299 So did I.



Awkward.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (RU4sa)

---
Surprised anal?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

300 291 264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

WWF: Bloomberg vs Steyer, Grudge Match in an arena filled with hundred dollar bills!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)


Both wearing pasties and thongs? Feh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

301 got a point there

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (RU4sa)

302 Epstein didn't thrill himself.

Me neither!

Posted by: Katie Hill at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (ykYG2)

303 Epstein didn't quill himself.

Posted by: Deserving Porcupine at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (U7k5w)

304 You know, Fox could go the CNN route and report not that Ciaramella IS the whistleblower, but that OTHERS SAY that Ciaramella is the whistleblower.

Posted by: James Clapper, who did not kill Epstein at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (u5NuV)


Classic Obama misdirectionspeak:

"Some say the whistle blower is named Ciaramella...

but I say we cannot name him in the middle of an active coup!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (BiNEL)

305 >>Yup, certified on my birth certificate.


It's not Hawaiian, is it?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (vOiHe)

306 293 Nothing Alabamans like more than a New Yawk Joooo
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (8O1uq)


I'm your Huckleberrywitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (zBaqJ)

307 Ithought IP was an 'ette?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (vOiHe)

You were checking out a dude!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (1CjJc)

308 Lloyd, I say this with love in my heart.

Gay ain't the way.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (RU4sa)

309 >>Awkward.


Only if you let it be.

Posted by: Otter at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (vOiHe)

310
He didn't dill himself, but got into a pickle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (zBaqJ)

311 Epstein didn't nil himself.

Posted by: Zero at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

312 I do think Bloomberg getting the nomination will be a threat to Trump winning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

I don't. Do you really think the socialist Dems in the Bernie and Warren camp would come out and vote for an ex-Republican billionaire? There were Bernie voters in 2016 who wouldn't even vote for Clinton. The dem base would not be enthused about voting for Bloomberg.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:46 PM (xPl2J)



They'll vote for him to get rid of Trump. That will be their sole motivation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (kw5n8)

313 298

True. But he would offset that with middle of the road Trump voters who figure an ex Republican Wall St guy cant be all that bad.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (v8byo)

314 If Epstein didn't kill himself in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it makes a sound?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (DbSAo)

315 Bye bye American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
And them good ole' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
singin' "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (m0zLQ)

Last line scans better if its:

Epstein did not suicide, Epstein did not suicidddeeeee

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

316 264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

Ah, because they didn't alienate enough gun owners with Beto. Eeeeexxxxcelllllent.

Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (RD7QR)

317 Epstein didn't Hill himself -- someone else Hilled him.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (fK2gX)

318 IP's a trap!

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aS1PU)

319 Epstein didn't drill himself.

Posted by: Ace's Shelf-hanging Tools at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

320 IC is the ette.
IP is the ron.
I think.
I'm bad with this sex stuff.

Posted by: dr ruth fitzhume XVIII at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (vqIkG)

321 61 Afternoon all,

Gates was saying that he would vote for PDT over Warren or Sanders.

I'm serving up amaretto hot chocolate, any body want some?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 05:19 PM (4k9WW)


I'll take some hot chocolate, Ben Had!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (TdMsT)

322 Interestingly hardly anyone uses birth certificates as a form of id since they are so often faked by illegal immigrants.

Same with ss cards.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 05:48 PM (HALdu)

323 >>Epstein didn't drill himself
Posted by: ace's shelves at November 07, 2019 05:39 PM (Q5ALd)


I knew that would be up there.

Posted by: Otter at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (vOiHe)

324 Ahh, ok.

Got it.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (RU4sa)

325 314 If Epstein didn't kill himself in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it makes a sound?
Posted by: ShainS


What is the sound of one Epstein not killing himself?

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (fK2gX)

326 286 When Hillary said "If that idiot gets in we're all going to hang", who could know she meant Epstein first.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)

Excellent question

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (U7k5w)

327 I thought IP was an 'ette?Awkward

Nope, just asked my wife and she confirmed it.


Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (gPZ9i)

328 this'll be the day that someone else makes Epstein die...

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

329 If Schiff already released his name in a transcript, why are we even pretending?

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (g0Lfb)

330 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from Pedo Island I go
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Posted by: George at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (wo3c/)

331 Let them know the the GOP is no longer will to take the heat for protecting "the rich" when the rich are financing their own communist hordes.

The tech overlords want to have it both ways. Sorry guys, new rules.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

Now that idea I can get on board with - that's why I want to see Twitter and Facebook completely banned from reselling their users information. I know that would bankrupt both of them; that's the entire point.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

332 >>You were checking out a dude!


I blame the dress.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (vOiHe)

333 Ben Had!

*raises hand*

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (RU4sa)

334 Epstein didn't gill himself, but he sleeps with us.

Posted by: the fishes at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (NMAzL)

335 Epstein didn't spill himself, off the top bunk.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (DuZls)

336 264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43
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There goes our Big Gulps.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (G0vdT)

337 Hot chocolate is for closers.

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (tH5fk)

338

The RINOs love them some Bloomberg. He'll also appeal to the wine moms and other assorted suburban idiots.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (kw5n8)

339 Hmmm, Rageaholic's video entitled "The Epstein Media Memory Hole" isn't working....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

340 >>> >>Epstein didn't drill himself
Posted by: ace's shelves a

Baghdadi is dead and my shelves are still up.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

341 336 264 Bloomberg entering race per NBC.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 05:43
---------

There goes our Big Gulps.
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (G0vdT)


Big Gulp = Kamala's nickname..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (zBaqJ)

342 Bloomberg can self fund. That is about his only redeeming quality.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (fYi9j)

343 I predict Bloomberg will get double the delegates that the other New York mayor has picked up so far. Triple, maybe even.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (FJYfm)

344
What is the sound of one Epstein not killing himself?



I think it's "Oh, Hi, Hillary....*choke* *gasp* *wheeze*"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

345 SMH!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

346 Epstein didn't till himself

Posted by: John Deere at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (XOMSi)

347 What is the sound of one Epstein not killing himself?

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (fK2gX)

*******

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (8O1uq)

348 327 I thought IP was an 'ette?Awkward

Nope, just asked my wife and she confirmed it.


Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (gPZ9i)

---

lol

My bad.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (RU4sa)

349
And some of the type in my soup bowl actually DIDN'T render correctly on export, and I'm not putting the machine through those paces again. Dammit.

Oh well, at the least the EDKH came out right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (fUqBx)

350 308
Lloyd, I say this with love in my heart.



Gay ain't the way.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:47 PM (RU4sa)

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Dude looked like a lady.

Someday soon I'm gonna tell the moon about the crying game.

They crying game....

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

351 Bye, bye miss American Pie
drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry
them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
saying "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

352 Finally, I have the answer.

While Epstein may not have killed himself, Jeffrey became a transsexual in prison, so Epstein killed herself.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (fK2gX)

353 Do you believe they are worried, or have they done a deal and are feigning concern to improve her numbers with the socialist leaners?
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (U7k5w)


I bet they really are worried. With enough determination - and Warren certainly seems to have that - she could make their lives miserable. Think "Sarbanes-Oxley" on steroids.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (hGXZE)

354 338

The RINOs love them some Bloomberg. He'll also appeal to the wine moms and other assorted suburban idiots.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:49 PM (kw5n

Maybe NYC suburbs, but I don't think this insufferable ass has much appeal outside "the city" and environs

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (U7k5w)

355 Yes, IC is the ette'. I'm a 'ron and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (gPZ9i)

356 Ladyl!

The low Monday is gonna be 12 here.

12.

It's not winter yet.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (RU4sa)

357 Images

by Tyrone Greene

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill the pedophile, kill the pedophile.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill the pedophile, kill the pedophile.
Slip in his window, Break his neck!
Then his cell I start to wreck!
Got no reason -- What the heck!
Kill the pedophile, kill the pedophile.
C-I-L-L ... Jeff-rey Epstein...

H/T Eddie Murphy

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (U50PB)

358 Wednesday morning at five o'clock
As the day begins
Silently closing his cellroom door
Leaving the note that he hoped would say more
he goes up to the top bunk
Clutching his istitutional sheet
Quietly turning to the diabled camera
Stepping from the bunk he is free

Posted by: He's Leaving Home at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (vOiHe)

359 Bloomberg may play well in the Philly suburbs. But how would he do in the rust belt?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (fYi9j)

360 355
Yes, IC is the ette'. I'm a 'ron and Epstein didn't kill himself.


Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (gPZ9i)

Thanks for clearing all that up!
lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (IGJk8)

361 355 Yes, IC is the ette'. I'm a 'ron and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (gPZ9i)

This is true.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

362
356 Ladyl!

The low Monday is gonna be 12 here.

12.

It's not winter yet.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (RU4sa)


Where is that global warming we were promised?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (TdMsT)

363 no soda for you!

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (WckfY)

364 Wasn't Bloomberg kinda of a fan of the "broken windows" policing that Giuliani started.

I may be wrong but I don't think that's going to play well in the Dem primaries.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (G0vdT)

365 Epstein didn't trill himself

Posted by: Some soprano from NYC at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (U7k5w)

366 You say ''Jeffrey''and I say ''Jeffery''
You say "Epstein''I say "Epstine"
''Jeffrey'' "Jeffery", "Epstein" "Epstine"
We all know he didn't off himself.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (jm1YL)

367 ... and the dress thing, yea, was just a phase. I got through it.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (gPZ9i)

368 Bloomie has the money and the ego to go 3rd party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

369 Thanks for clearing all that up!
lol!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:52 PM (IGJk

Hope that doesn't change your dinner plans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (1CjJc)

370

I'll bet Hillary is smashing everything in sight on the Bloomberg news. She was going to be the one to ride in and save the day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (kw5n8)

371 >>Baghdadi is dead and my shelves are still up.


Drill, Baby. Drill!

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (vOiHe)

372 You're a dude?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:43 PM (RU4sa)

I seem to often get these things wrong too when a nic posts something that indicates their gender (don't even...).

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (cF8AT)

373 Dude flipped the Virginia legislature with his millions now he thinks he can flip America.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (xPl2J)

374 The low Monday is gonna be 12 here.

How can you be a denier any longer? Wait...what?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (EgshT)

375 Gotta get all four of those midwest swing states, picking up MN and not letting PA slip. Less for the necessity of getting to 270, but more for getting past 270 by a large enough margin that there won't be four more years of endless whining about how he wouldn't have really won if only you'd have let us count all these truckfuls of extra ballots that showed up in a few states.

Posted by: Dan K. at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (jFfSK)

376 Well now that Irish O'Rourke is out, Bloomberg needs to come in and tell everybody he is taking their firearms. He'll do about as well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (r+sAi)

377 Maybe NYC suburbs, but I don't think this insufferable ass has much appeal outside "the city" and environs

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:51 PM (U7k5w)

---
Bloomberg ran as a GOP because the Dems candidates were utter lunatics, and he closely followed Rudy's emphasis on keeping crime low.

He's going to get creamed for that.

Also, banning big soft drinks and all the other nanny-state crap.

Won't qualify for a single debate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)

378 >>The low Monday is gonna be 12 here.


High the other day was 9.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (vOiHe)

379 "And this'll be the day that I die!"

Posted by: Greatest Hits Epstein never sang at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (AClws)

380 na-na-nah-na
na-na-nah-na
hey-ey-ey
Epstein did not kill himself...

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (PbpT7)

381 358 Wednesday morning at five o'clock
As the day begins
Silently closing his cellroom door
Leaving the note that he hoped would say more
he goes up to the top bunk
Clutching his istitutional sheet
Quietly turning to the diabled camera
Stepping from the bunk he is free
Posted by: He's Leaving Home


I like the effort that went into that. Nice.

One flaw: it implies that Epstein DID kill himself, which is a strange assertion.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (fK2gX)

382 Just read that Sen. Coons stated that calling the Bidens in to testify before the senate would be "literally rolling a bomb" down the aisle of the senate. Interesting, but I guess a faux impeachment for a hoax is just bean bag over in the House. Eff these guys in particular- roll that grenade!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (87EdW)

383 We really need a spreadsheet with our genders and preferred titles.

Mine is The Puppetmistress.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

384 AP West Region@APWestRegion
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is forced to confront its history of polygamy after nine women and children from a Mormon offshoot where some practice plural marriage died in a cartel ambush in Mexico.

-
So Brigham Young's fault?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (+y/Ru)

385 Posted by: Ted K. at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (FJYfm)

What if he wins 4 midget delegates? How would that be calculated?

Posted by: doink fitzhume at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (vqIkG)

386 High the other day was 9.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (vOiHe)

---

Don't you live at one of the poles?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (RU4sa)

387 Okay. Earlier, I could have sworn I saw D-Lamp here. Then I blinked and he was gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

388 232 @141
Why would Fox be sued?
Whistleblower laws protect against retaliation, they are not meant to provide anonymity.

And the identity of the Whistleblower is a matter of public record. So naming him in regards to an ongoing impechment inquiry which is entirely news worthy is literally the sine quo non of news reporting.

There could be no cause or justification for suing them.


It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 05:41 PM (SCEdM)
***************
We live in a litigious society, where anyone can sue for anything, big companies like FNC end up settling for a lot of money rather than go to court where they are up against a jury that probably will side with the victim and award them a unbelievable amount of money.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

389 377: And he comes across as a vain, pompous, nanny.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (U7k5w)

390 Hope that doesn't change your dinner plans.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (1CjJc)

head cheese sammich!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (IGJk8)

391 Has Bloomberg said he's running as a Dem?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (oVJmc)

392 Tulsi should run as a third party candidate.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (AfYvi)

393 We really need a spreadsheet with our genders and preferred titles.



Mine is The Puppetmistress.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

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If I were in college I'd insist on being called "sir" or "master."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (cfSRQ)

394
370
I'll bet Hillary is smashing everything in sight on the Bloomberg news. She was going to be the one to ride in and save the day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (kw5n


All in all he's just another name on her list ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (pNxlR)

395 >>Don't you live at one of the poles?


Right at the base of one, actually.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (vOiHe)

396 Dude flipped the Virginia legislature with his millions now he thinks he can flip America.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (xPl2J)



Friend emailed me:

"Talk about travel.
I went to bed in Virginia last night...

and woke up this morning in California!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (BiNEL)

397 63 kahlua if you have...

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (nv0lC)

398 Charlie don't surf and Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Col. Kilgore at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (88xKn)

399
"You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify Jeffrey Epstein upon a cross of gold." - William Jennings Bryan, 1896

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (+s7rw)

400 Hmm, can;t get another Razorfist video to play.

I liked this comment:

Unlike Epstein, the Terminator series, did in fact, kill itself

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

401 383 We really need a spreadsheet with our genders and preferred titles.

Mine is The Puppetmistress.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

I choose to be Pimpdaddy joncelli Maximus.

Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (RD7QR)

402 373
Dude flipped the Virginia legislature with his millions now he thinks he can flip America.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 05:53 PM (xPl2J)

I look forward to him wasting his money. Less money for Everytown and other gun grabbing groups.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (1CjJc)

403 We live in a litigious society, where anyone can sue
for anything, big companies like FNC end up settling for a lot of money
rather than go to court where they are up against a jury that probably
will side with the victim and award them a unbelievable amount of money.



Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

---
Fox is in the process of destroying itself, so pre-emptive surrender is their new thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (cfSRQ)

404 OK of to hit the weights. I'm pathetic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 05:56 PM (IGJk8)

405 Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Watch my till the morning light
And please don't let me be Arkancided like Epstein who totally didn't kill himself.
Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

406 You can call me doctor

Posted by: dr freaked at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (Tnijr)

407 Unlike Epstein, the Terminator series, did in fact, kill itself

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What a sad epitaph.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (RU4sa)

408 Epstein didn't quill himself

Posted by: A Raven and a Writing Desk at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (XOMSi)

409 "I am not a number -- I am a dead man!"

Posted by: Patrick McEpstein at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (fK2gX)

410 bloomberg going 3rd party ? not good.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (B+t5k)

411 >>> One flaw: it implies that Epstein DID kill himself, which is a strange assertion.

a bizarre and conspiratorial insinuation, if you ask me.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (PbpT7)

412 And, It's all because your momma don't dance
And Epstein didn't off himself

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (DuZls)

413 Good grief.

Pringles has Turduken flavored chips out for Thanksgiving.

*hurls*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

414 Sunshine came softly through my cell window today
But I've made my mind up that Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (U7k5w)

415 405 Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Watch my till the morning light
And please don't let me be Arkancided like Epstein who totally didn't kill himself.
Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)


I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (TdMsT)

416 We few, we merry few, we band of brothers
For he to-day who sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen, in England, now a-bed
Shall now know Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (CBECr)

417 bloomberg going 3rd party ? not good.

Why?

Posted by: Ross Perot at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (EgshT)

418 One flaw: it implies that Epstein DID kill himself, which is a strange assertion.

a bizarre and conspiratorial insinuation, if you ask me.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 05:57 PM (PbpT7)
---
TROLL!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (DuZls)

419 On second thought, Mr Doctor

Posted by: mr dr freaked at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

420 We really need a spreadsheet with our genders and preferred titles.

Male, B's and C's preferred.


Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (gPZ9i)

421 411 >>> One flaw: it implies that Epstein DID kill himself, which is a strange assertion.

a bizarre and conspiratorial insinuation, if you ask me.
Posted by: ace


This is the first time I've ever encountered someone with such an outlandish theory.

Posted by: Patrick McEpstein at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (fK2gX)

422 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is forced to confront its history of polygamy after nine women and children from a Mormon offshoot where some practice plural marriage died in a cartel ambush in Mexico.

--

Trump is forced to confront his poor choice of words while asking a fellow world leader about corruption, nepotism, and money laundering by multiple members of Congress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (a7+mS)

423 391. He is registering for the AL Democrat primary. So it seems as though, yes, he intends to run as a Democrat.

I think any fair analysis of Trump and Perot shows that the major parties are necessary vehicles in order to win the election.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (fYi9j)

424 Sigh. Off "Patrick McEpstein" sock.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (fK2gX)

425 Blame it on the Bosa Nova.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (DuZls)

426 Epstein didn't Till himself

Posted by: Emmet at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (a4EWo)

427 @359
Not well at all.

First of all, Bloomburg has been a Democrat, a Republican and an Independent that sort of wishy washy bullshit won't play well.

He's a shrimp something like 5 and half feet tall, he dissapears in a crowd.

He also has a sterotypical nasally New York via Boston accent that will also not play well outside of leftist salons.

And his policies such as they are a hodge podge of leftist bilge mixed with water downed legacy Giuliani positions.

He will flop harder than a mackeral on a boat dock.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (SCEdM)

428 Ohhhhh you said titles... my bad.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (gPZ9i)

429 I see that on Twitter, they've gone from calling people "bots" to "boomers" as an insult.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

430 Mine is The Puppetmistress.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

---
If I were in college I'd insist on being called "sir" or "master."



If you knew Eris you might insist that she work great tracts of land into her title.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (gd9RK)

431
Big Gulp = Kamala's nickname..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 05:50 PM (zBaqJ)


Nope, Two Swallows. Lizzie's is Spits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (pNxlR)

432 My pronouns are She/Empress Thundershart.

Posted by: Hillary at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

433 "Talk about travel.
I went to bed in Virginia last night...

and woke up this morning in California!"

-
Well, at least you didn't wake up a bug.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)

434 Bloomie didn't dare run as a Republican, since it would be embarrassing to get less primary votes than Bill Weld.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

435 Read last night there might be some crazy shit going on with those women and kids who were murdered in Mexico but it still is a tragedy.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (ZCEU2)

436 Bloomberg is going to file to run for preezy in Alabama. Just reported now on Bret Baier.

Bring it, Bloomie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

437 Nood

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (1CjJc)

438 "Ohhhhh you said titles... my bad."
No those are my preferred pronouns.

Posted by: mr dr freaked at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (Tnijr)

439
Mayor Pete / William Weld 2020

ButtWeld 2020!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

440 Bloomberg is going to file to run for preezy in Alabama. Just reported now on Bret Baier.

Bring it, Bloomie.
----------
I didn't know you could be President of Alabama.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

441 Ladyl, I delivered your package last night. Many Thank Yous sent back to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (4k9WW)

442 He's a shrimp something like 5 and half feet tall, he dissapears in a crowd.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (rBtIz)

443 435 Read last night there might be some crazy shit going on with those women and kids who were murdered in Mexico but it still is a tragedy.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (ZCEU2)

The LeBaron family has a long and checkered history, but that doesn't lesson the barbarity of the murders.

The most notorious family member of all was Mitt's cousin, Chrysler LeBaron.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (Kpl3J)

444 429 I see that on Twitter, they've gone from calling people "bots" to "boomers" as an insult.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

They've been doing that for a while.

Get into it with a lefty on twitter, back and forth, but their last tweet to you when they've run out of stupid things to say is "You're a bot."

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

445

I Spy,

With my little eye,

That Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Children's book section of the library at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

446 441 Ladyl, I delivered your package last night. Many Thank Yous sent back to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (4k9WW)


Thank you so very much, Ben Had. I fear I inconvenienced you greatly.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (TdMsT)

447 If Bloomberg is entering the race, it means they've finally decided to send Biden to the glue factory. I hope Joe doesn't get lost trying to find the entrance (he will).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (jnIZj)

448 Bloomberg sucks in NeverTrumpers and Nanny State liberals who haven't gone full retard...

In my opinion - this hurts Dems and does not draw away from Republicans who were going to vote Trump. He's basically competing for the Biden vote...

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (32YRo)

449 Apologizing for being on topic but hoi polloi have been all agog about tarrifs because it's complicated and trump ruined the economy because that one factory had to raise its prices or fire someone, I forget, maybe both. So, while the economy, as a whole profitted, the dumb dumbs think they hurt us.

anyway, everything trump has done has been reported as bad, even the things that contradict the other things.

like epstein not killing himself.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (FEQY4)

450 funny thing about 'sweeeney todd' weld, he came from a prominent banking family, but their money like fdr's grandfather was made in the china trade, a couple of generations and they were made respectable, like the kennedys, ymmv,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (hMlTh)

451 now as us atty, he covered for whitey bolger, while bodies were falling all around, and it was snowing through his Miami connection, but they were covering yith a pillow, along with morris and Connelly on the bureau side,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (hMlTh)

452 from what I was able to wrangle from bob Fitrakis, the Epstein story is interesting because of les wexner, the guy who made victorias secret popular, but the connection was apparently to the Cleveland mob, but the ties go farthe rback like an episode of crime story, to the far east, consider the period of the early 60s,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (hMlTh)

453 You'd better not shoutYou'd better not cryYou'd better not poutI'm telling you why:Epstein didn't kill himself ... tonight!

Posted by: Brown Line at November 07, 2019 07:40 PM (S6ArX)

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