"Look at This Character:" Trump Reads Coup-Plotter Mark Zaid's Tweets

Can't wait until Trump talks about Disney's Hottest Child Stars, too.


Robert Barnes says that Zaid bragged about partnering with Jon Podesta for some organization that would sue liberals into power:



Related: It looks like Adam Schiff forgot to redact Eric Ciaramella's name from the Bill Taylor transcript.


Has Adam Schiff now committed a crime, as stupid, ignorant, can't-hardly-read "journalists" claim because they saw someone say that on Twitter?



Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit says that FaceBook is now threatening accounts that mention the Fake Whistleblower's name with being "unpublished" (deplatformed).

This is fucking Stalinist. And yet we'll have a bunch of corporate stooges, all of whom are literally being paid directly by Koch and other corporate interests for their "chairs" at AEI and the rest, taking the corporate party line without ever once disclosing in their "journalism" defending these corporate interests that they are on the payroll of the very corporate interests who are paying their mortgages.

Meanwhile...



Some people deserve a "routine background check" and some people have Special Privileges and VIP Rights of Citizenship. Know your place, Plebians.


Reminder:



Unrelated, but this is spot-on:



I f***ing love Science!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM




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1 At the rally last night... and now the WH twitter account tweeted them out.

Posted by: Ann at November 07, 2019 04:10 PM (NDO5Q)

2 Good Afternoon.

Evergreen: Can't we just hang them all?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)

3 Poor Schiffy and the Collusion Mob can't catch a break.

{sarc tag}

Posted by: Ann at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (NDO5Q)

4 Trump is a fighter. haven't seen anyone like him since Reagan.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

5 I'm just trying to figure out where the chins are.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Eg9+v)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)

7 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (KNsKs)

8 Crap. I read the content. What a noob!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (1CjJc)

9 Excellent potpourri post!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (vEIlU)

10 Called the others

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (77WPm)

11 Until some judge decrees that Trump can't read people's Tweets

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (KNsKs)

12 I'm telling ya, the Whistleblower if VOLDEMORT!

He who cannot be named!

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

13 Followed the nood

Posted by: FrodoB at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (9g3um)

14 That Stetler analysis is pretty funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:13 PM (1CjJc)

15 Top 20

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 07, 2019 04:13 PM (KA5Fy)

16 hola chamucos y chamucas. who died ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (B+t5k)

17 Trump reading that tweet was fabulous.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

18 Willowed:

583 353 313 Your party comes to a room with two doors. Behind one of the doors is a lion which will eat you if you attempt to go through it. Inside the room are two guards. There is a sign that says "one of these guards will say nothing but the truth, and the other will say nothing but lies."
You can ask them any one question, except "Did Epstein kill himself?"

What do you do?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 07, 2019 03:40 PM (KUaJL)


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Shoot one guard dead. Wound the other one and use him as a shield as you open the door you choose. If it's the one with the lion, throw the wounded guard at him and dodge out and through the other door.

(You didn't say I wasn't armed!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (Ejm1K)

19 Potatoes are not meant to smile.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (o4fG0)

20 But pizzagate was a hoax.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (pUDQf)

21 OT/kinda

Whoa am I jealous and will this be good -
Putin inviting Trump to attend Victory Day parade in Moscow next May 9.
Quite an honor.


But of course better, will drive the cretins who can barely find Russia on a map into a fresh paroxysm of self-beclownment.


Otlichno!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (QDnY+)

22 it is easier for Mark Zaid to fit this many skeletons in his closet because few of them are over 5 feet high.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (/jUG2)

23 It seems to me they declared War long, long ago.

Posted by: Allie at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (sm6Pk)

24 ace to the barrel for forgetting to post the link to Trump reading Zaid's tweets?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (U50PB)

25 Shoot one guard dead. Wound the other one and use him as a shield as you open the door you choose. If it's the one with the lion, throw the wounded guard at him and dodge out and through the other door.

(You didn't say I wasn't armed!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (Ejm1K)

After ya take care of the guards, just listen at the door.

No way after multiple gunshots that a Lion is going to be quiet.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

26 Brian Stelter is fear grimacing as way to subdue his opponents, which are generally cameramen. It has the unintended side effect of horrifying anyone who gazes upon the image of his visage, and possibly causing chimps to exercise their 'human rights'.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (Eg9+v)

27 5 I'm just trying to figure out where the chins are.


Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit


Chinatown?I'll be over here denouncing myself.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (onvmK)

28 Tater is a lower primate!

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (bML9A)

29 12 I'm telling ya, the Whistleblower if VOLDEMORT!

He who cannot be named!
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

Fuckin' pansy. I ruled the galaxy for 25 years. My buddy Sauron nearly took over the Earth twice. This guy? he couldn't even take over a friggin school!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (Izzlo)

30 the poofer was into the soft and silky

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (rpxSz)

31 He's only a spud boy looking for a real tomato.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (aKsyK)

32 Stelter is truly ugly, like, I can't stand watching him he is so creepy.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

33 I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (h5TKJ)

34 Creepy porn lawyer part deux is going down faster than Stormy Daniels

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (ZJ/ol)

35 >>ace to the barrel for forgetting to post the link to Trump reading Zaid's tweets?


Ace has Sovereign Immunity from Barrel Duty.


Besides. He's to small and nimble for a barrel.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (vOiHe)

36 I think they were forced into leaving the leaker's name in the transcript. If they had redacted the name, it would've been confirmation that he was the one. As it stands now, they can still claim that it's not him; after all if it had been him they would've redacted his name, right?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (Us4SU)

37 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (1XAal)

38 Do we have pictures of Stetler examining his feces?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (yRAFu)

39 Mark Zaid sounds like a very nasty man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (WI7YS)

40 That Stelter head is demonic.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

41 The implosion here is becoming extremely comical.


Dying to be at the next House Dem stategery meeting with their consultants.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (QDnY+)

42 Here is a link to Trump reading, via Posobiec:

https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Reads-Zaid-s-Tweets

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (U50PB)

43 27 China town is fake news my bruv, I went and saw also few real chins there - though they tell me "all chin live here!" Rapscallions!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (Eg9+v)

44 Disney owns ABC. Disney covers for pedophiles.

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So.... let me get this straight.

The VERY SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that wanted Trump thrown in jail for locker room jargon about grabbing pussy.....

.... are the VERY SAME GODDAMNED PEOPLE who KNEW about Jeff Epstein and covered THAT UP???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

45 25 Shoot one guard dead. Wound the other one and use him as a shield as you open the door you choose. If it's the one with the lion, throw the wounded guard at him and dodge out and through the other door.

(You didn't say I wasn't armed!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:14 PM (Ejm1K)

After ya take care of the guards, just listen at the door.

No way after multiple gunshots that a Lion is going to be quiet.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019


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*

Good point. My idea is more visually exciting, but yours works . . . unless the doors are soundproofed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (Ejm1K)

46 Imagine Stelter's 'OH'' face.

**shudders**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (pUDQf)

47 "We have to get rid of him (Trump). ... And his supporters."

That's their goal.

No law, no ethical boundary, no convention, no norm will not be broken until WE are gone--that's what they are saying, that's what they are doing.

I think the part that scares me the most is that they think no one will fight back.
Or that it will just be a few eggs to make their omlet.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (cHyzX)

48 44 The VERY SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that wanted Trump thrown in jail for locker room jargon about grabbing pussy.....

.... are the VERY SAME GODDAMNED PEOPLE who KNEW about Jeff Epstein and covered THAT UP???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

=========

Yes.

And you will submit to their will and let them rule you with an iron fist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (q80AH)

49 All of these people who are very, very public about going after Donnie TwoScoops and they wait until after their creepy social-media shit gets discovered to break-out the Ajax and start scrubbing?

They really are very used to having completely free reign over the political airspace, aren't they. Just another reason they loathe Trump, I figure.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (77WPm)

50 32 Stelter is truly ugly, like, I can't stand watching him he is so creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

he's like a mohel's reject

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (rpxSz)

51 She like the boys in the band
She says I am her all time favorite...

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (1XAal)

52 so Disney corporation killed Epstein?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (eASYU)

53 Is Stetler Jeff Zucker's love child? How to explain this guy gets on TeeVee?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (yRAFu)

54 When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (h5TKJ)

Seem like a rather dire way to go through life. What if your significant other or kids or friends smile at you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (WI7YS)

55 I like history but it is unsettling at the very least to be living out an apparent historical moment.

I suspect either Trump has to act to crush the coup and the DC elites or they win and we descend into madness.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (MItID)

56
Brian Stelter is in the Uncanny Asscrack. Almost a dead ringer for a human butt, but some things are just slightly off. Disturbing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (HMhdV)

57 40 That Stelter head is demonic.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

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So the demon tater didn't just creep me out.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

58 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Yeah but Brian can't even begin to climb a tree.


*sits back to see who will be the first to send Brian a crate of bananas*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (IGJk8)

60 Stelter is an inhuman borg created in a lab on Epstein's "I didn't kill myself" Island.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

61 42
Here is a link to Trump reading, via Posobiec:



https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Reads-Zaid-s-Tweets

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (U50PB)



Trump cracks me up. lol!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (rP4OC)

62 Eric Cieramella is the most Eric Cieramella an Eric Cieramella can be, Eric Cieramella-wise.

Posted by: A Man Called Eric Cieramella, Seditionist, Liar and Fake Whistleblower at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (HLiO/)

63 OT:

Just saw on FB:

"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)

64 It is nothing but otter farts from here on out

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (1XAal)

65 29 12 I'm telling ya, the Whistleblower if VOLDEMORT!

He who cannot be named!
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

Fuckin' pansy. I ruled the galaxy for 25 years. My buddy Sauron nearly took over the Earth twice. This guy? he couldn't even take over a friggin school!
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 07, 2019


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Strength in numbers, and flexibility. The key principles of Thrush.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Ejm1K)

66 54 When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (h5TKJ)

Seem like a rather dire way to go through life. What if your significant other or kids or friends smile at you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (WI7YS)

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My guess is that cops are called if that happens.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (RU4sa)

67 So.... let me get this straight.

The VERY SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that wanted Trump thrown in jail for locker room jargon about grabbing pussy.....

.... are the VERY SAME GODDAMNED PEOPLE who KNEW about Jeff Epstein and covered THAT UP???
Posted by: fixerupper


That's about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (GWDdA)

68 any more Beatle worship and I'm going to off myself

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (rpxSz)

69 "We have to get rid of him (Trump). ... And his supporters."

People wonder why I always say "We ain't voting our way out of this." Really, all I need to do is to quote leftist activists directly, without editorial.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (77WPm)

70 Stelter is amazing. Based on his head's structure, he ought to have an impressive chin, and yet, even when grimacing (smiling) somehow his mandible is subsumed into thin yet supple rolls of fat.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (Eg9+v)

71 44, The name is The DevilMouse Corp. (tm)

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (MItID)

72 >>Stelter is truly ugly, like, I can't stand watching him he is so creepy.


When the Mohel left his Bris, he turned in his scalpel and unlike Jeffrey Epstein, killed himself.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (vOiHe)

73 46
Imagine Stelter's 'OH'' face.



**shudders**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (pUDQf)


Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

74 from the sidebar, Kristol is indistinguishable from tendentious prevaricating gasbag Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (xFkiy)

75 >>And he threatened to have his friends in the CIA and FBI dox a random person on twitter. Kinda crazy
Zaid tagged former CIA Asha Ragnappa in his Disney movie tweet, and IIRC, it was Asha who got "Rex's" twitter account suspended after he did a tweet thread about how she was helping team coup.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

76 What size hammer do I use to prepare Schnitzel?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (yRAFu)

77 Rex should've found the dickhead out in the world somewhere and kicked him in the balls.

And videoed it.

IT would've been a hit TV show. He could call it "Ow MY BALLS!"

Genius.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Just saw on FB:

"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)

"Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N4xQB)

79 47
"We have to get rid of him (Trump). ... And his supporters."



That's their goal.



No law, no ethical boundary, no convention, no norm will not be
broken until WE are gone--that's what they are saying, that's what they
are doing.



I think the part that scares me the most is that they think no one will fight back.

Or that it will just be a few eggs to make their omlet.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (cHyzX)

Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.

Posted by: Zombie General John Stark at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (1CjJc)

80 67 they're mad about the 'grabbing p*ssy' tape not because Trump is admitting to actually grabbing snootch but because he's exposing the sexual exploitation in the industry - Trump is a master of subjunctives.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (Eg9+v)

81 So.... let me get this straight.

The VERY SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that wanted Trump thrown in jail for locker room jargon about grabbing pussy.....

.... are the VERY SAME GODDAMNED PEOPLE who KNEW about Jeff Epstein and covered THAT UP???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

*******

No, no no. No, see, because

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (xFkiy)

82 "If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."

Do it, sugartits. Let's get this party started.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (77WPm)

83 "If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."

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Ya know, women getting to vote wasn't such a good idea in hindsight.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (RU4sa)

84 "We will get rid of him, and this country is strong enough to survive even him and his supporters."

_________________

Trump's supporters are at least half the country.

Do these d-bags really think they can destroy us all?

Really?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (k4dH2)

85 That is a hoot Schiffty outed Ciariamella

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)

86 After ya take care of the guards, just listen at the door.

No way after multiple gunshots that a Lion is going to be quiet.


Why can't you just shoot the lion? Y'all PETA pansies?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (lD3vL)

87 Nothing like being a "friend" of Jon Podesta, right?
And the pizza isn't bad either!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (BiNEL)

88
Farts!
Otter farts!

Posted by: Yo! at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (1XAal)

89

That Stelter face looks like Mussolini trying to play the Joker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (mpeBU)

90 Knowing Mr. Esquire is infuriated over his personal life being a scrutinized by thousands of his enemies is rewarding. This should have been the approach to these bastards a decade ago.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (ZZDMQ)

91 >>.9 Excellent potpourri post!


they're all gonna be like that today

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (PbpT7)

92 Well, assault rifles are already effectively banned, so what else you got?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (1ISKN)

93 42 Here is a link to Trump reading, via Posobiec:

https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Reads-Zaid-s-Tweets
Posted by: Sharkman

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PDT said "sleazebag". I couldn't love this man any more that I do now.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)

94 "23 It seems to me they declared War long, long ago.

Posted by: Allie at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (sm6Pk)"


Decades ago.

Whereas our side is just becoming aware of it, and still not sure what to do, or how this whole "war" thing works.

Present company excepted.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (JwHjN)

95 >>"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."


Only if there was Head First Parking, Sugartits.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (vOiHe)

96 Imagine Stelter's 'OH'' face.



**shudders**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (pUDQf)

Shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (rP4OC)

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This.

Forever this.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (RU4sa)

97 Chimp Fear Grimace. Stelter is a chicken shit. Chimpen shit face?

What say you.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

98 "If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)


If I took up arms to defend an unborn baby's right to life, the Democrats would send their antifa goons to pummel my head in with a tire iron.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (rP4OC)

99 Trump's supporters are at least half the country.

Do these d-bags really think they can destroy us all?

Really?


Apparently they aren't worried about who owns most of the firearms and has the best training.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (lD3vL)

100 Ya know, women getting to vote wasn't such a good idea in hindsight.
----------------
No shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (yRAFu)

101 66 54 When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at November 07, 2019 04:16 PM (h5TKJ)


*
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In the grimy attic that serves me as a brain, a dust bunny stirs. That's a quote from somewhere!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (Ejm1K)

102 So if reproduction choice is a right, why aren't men given the same right to chose the outcome of the baby?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (pUDQf)

103 In light of the Stelter smile vid, can someone put Stelter's face on that video of the monkey drinking its own pee?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (/K3iJ)

104 I think Trump is brave man.

I also think he has a good sense of humor. With some group he was talking to he said, "I wanted to be the strong, silent type but it never worked out for me."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (WI7YS)

105
After ya take care of the guards, just listen at the door.

No way after multiple gunshots that a Lion is going to be quiet.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

===========================
Seriously?!? Throw the dead guard into the room, when the lion goes for it, shoot the lion!

Don't half-ass it.

Remember: Violence NEVER solves anything..... when used in insufficient quantity.

H.B.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (TTAO/)

106 78
Just saw on FB:



"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)



"Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N4xQB)

How stupid. Why would they just not ban women ownership of assault, rifles, end women voting, and require First Amendment licenses for shrieking harpies?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (1CjJc)

107 Trump's supporters are at least half the country.

Do these d-bags really think they can destroy us all?

Really?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (k4dH2)



Considering their heroes are Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot they will try

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (mpeBU)

108 Ya know, women getting to vote wasn't such a good idea in hindsight.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:21 PM (RU4sa)

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VOTE????

Im still pissed we let you have SHOES!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

109 >>they're all gonna be like that today


Way to ruin the surprise.

Posted by: Otter at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (vOiHe)

110 I still wanna know who though Brian had a face for TV.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (f8ilN)

111 The key principles of Thrush.
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM


The yeasty smell helps.

Posted by: Dr. Fred M'bogo, DDS at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (AAKmR)

112 VOTE????

Im still pissed we let you have SHOES!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

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Let's not get carried away.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (RU4sa)

113 The Podestas are knee deep in PizzaGate

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (q177U)

114 Thought!

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (f8ilN)

115 Just saw on FB:

"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I like the one about women wishing the had the same rights/treated the same as guns.

Me too.
Kept away from children.
Locked up when not in use.
Etcetera, etc etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (GWDdA)

116 Lots of leftist fembots out there with "I want my vagina to have all the rights your gun has!" and similar signs.

Oh, so you vagina needs to be kept locked-up when not in use? And you can't use your vagina without first taking a safety class, getting a license, and paying $150? And you can't bring your vagina into a school? Or a movie theater? Or a mall? And you have to lock your vagina in the trunk of your car while you're driving? And...

Yeah, they really are that stupid.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (77WPm)

117 >>>61 42
Here is a link to Trump reading, via Posobiec:



https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Reads-Zaid-s-Tweets

Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (U50PB)

...

thanks. I actually had meant to link that as the main thing in this post, but I got it mixed up with another tweet about a Disney chairman flying on Epstein's plane.


I have now put in the posobiec link.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

118 63 Girl on girl civil war - film at 11.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (PQRcz)

119 Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (GWDdA)

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (77WPm)


Horde Hive Mind at work.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (77WPm)

120 Ya know, women getting to vote wasn't such a good idea in hindsight.

Oh, good, it's time for the daily "Women shouldn't vote" post. I luv that. Too bad, you're stuck with it now. We can all thank our lucky stars no men ever make lamebrain choices for elected officials, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (WI7YS)

121 I still wanna know who though Brian had a face for TV.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (f8ilN)


He auditioned to play Mr. Potato Head and some how ended up on CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (mpeBU)

122 "48 44 The VERY SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that wanted Trump thrown in jail for locker room jargon about grabbing pussy.....

.... are the VERY SAME GODDAMNED PEOPLE who KNEW about Jeff Epstein and covered THAT UP???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

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Yes.

And you will submit to their will and let them rule you with an iron fist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:18 PM (q80AH) "



And if they win, how long before some of them go full Beria and just start taking women and children off the streets for their rape rooms ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (JwHjN)

123 any more Beatle worship and I'm going to off myself
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (rpxSz)

I once had a girl
Or should I say
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (Us4SU)

124 Is it possible Trump might have upped the dose to three scoops? Maybe the golden scalp weasel is putting on a thick luxurious pelt for the cold winter months ahead.

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (q177U)

125 Yanow, Tater really doesn't get enough Ace-live around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 04:25 PM (AAKmR)

126 They just want a right to bear their vagina, in a well-regulated (prepared) militia. A pussy squad, if you will.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Eg9+v)

127 How about "Chicago Mayor Lorie Lightfoot, a member of Chicago's African-American community, a group with a long history of violence and criminal behavior."

Or "Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a member New York's Puerto Rican community, a group with a long history of violence, drug gangs, and criminal behavior."

Or Ilhan Omar, or a host of others.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (r1hxW)

128 110
I still wanna know who though Brian had a face for TV.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (f8ilN)

He has a face for TV repair.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (rP4OC)

129 So if reproduction choice is a right, why aren't men given the same right to chose the outcome of the baby?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Because. . . .SHUTUP!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Y4EXg)

130 Me too.

Kept away from children.

Locked up when not in use.

Etcetera, etc etc.



Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (GWDdA)

Muzzle devices.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (1CjJc)

131 "Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

----

Really???

Is your pussy prohibited from transportation across State Lines.???

Does your pussy required a background check??

Does you pussy have a 48 hour waiting period??

Is your pussy outright banned in Chicago, DC and Baltimore??

Is your high capacity pussy banned in 11 states??

Is your pussy an enumerated personal right??

No??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

132 Well, assault rifles are already effectively banned, so what else you got?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:22 PM (1ISKN)


The "assault rifle" moniker is a load of shit. It doesn't exist.

Every weapon used to assault is an assault weapon. My AR has never assaulted anyone, so it's NOT an assault weapon.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Oh, sorry "The women shouldn't vote" post was by a woman. That's much less annoying than when the men yammer on about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

134 I think the part that scares me the most is that they think no one will fight back.

Or that it will just be a few eggs to make their omlet.


Cool thing about gated communities is when you crash the gate and control all access in and out, its fish in a barrel.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (lD3vL)

135 Democracy -- Let's Kill It.

Posted by: The Washington Post at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (DuZls)

136 My newest superhero:

The Orange Cone of Justice

https://tinyurl.com/y44e6wst

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RU4sa)

137 120 Well, as I always say, women getting the vote was a mistake, but to be fair to women, it wasn't *their* mistake.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (Eg9+v)

138 >>"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."



If women took up guns to defend their right to. . . ? Sleep with as many partners as they want with no social consequences? Free birth control? The right to kill their own babies and make the state pay for it?? Just what do you think you will be stopping them from doing when it's *you* who are inflicting the harm on yourselves?


I honestly don't understand this stupid argument.People want their guns to protect their children (whom they love and cherish, don't abort) from these creepy women and their creepy beta men who want to expose then to slut walks, drag queens, pride parades, and whatever other deviance they can dream up.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

139 He has a face for TV repair.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (rP4OC)

Slightly preferable to plumber's crack?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (1CjJc)

140 The entire left has to remove Trump.

Because Trump is the only thing standing between us and the extermination they have planned for us.

No, I don't mean they start rounding us up.

First, they'll start with intolerable acts and laws. Which they will use for further escalation.

This shit, what the low-level drones are saying is horrifying-- it means they have normalized the hate.
From the signals they get from their tribal leaders.
They aren't saying this because they're the first thinkers-- they're the last thinkers, echoing what the tribe is saying.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (cHyzX)

141 133 Oh, sorry "The women shouldn't vote" post was by a woman. That's much less annoying than when the men yammer on about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

=========

*puts down half drunk bottle of cheap whiskey*

You know, the thing about suffrage...The thing about *suffrage* is...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)

142 From: Deep State HQ
To: All Seditionists
Re: Julian Assange

We're doing our usual Thursday "Hot Dog: Sandwich or Not"-poll and wanted your thoughts:

Should we give Julian Assange Seth Rich's old apartment or Jeffery Epstein's old cell?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (Ndje9)

143 86 After ya take care of the guards, just listen at the door.

No way after multiple gunshots that a Lion is going to be quiet.

Why can't you just shoot the lion? Y'all PETA pansies?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019


*
*

It occurred to me that, after several gunshots indoors, your own hearing's going to be diminished for a while. Even if the doors and walls are not soundproofed and the lion is upset, you're going to have a hard time hearing him.

As for not shooting him, you need to save your rounds -- no telling what you'll encounter behind door no. 2.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (Ejm1K)

144 Don't smile at Stelter if you have fillings, that might provoke him.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (icI8A)

145 The "assault rifle" moniker is a load of shit. It doesn't exist.

Every weapon used to assault is an assault weapon. My AR has never assaulted anyone, so it's NOT an assault weapon.


I'll just point to my 7.62 bullpup and say "its not an assault rifle, its a battle rifle."

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (lD3vL)

146 It's like watching it for the first time...

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RU4sa)

147 He's a chimptato? How do you expect me to sleep now?

Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

148 Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

A properly wielded baseball bat is an assault weapon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (BiNEL)

149 Epstein didn't kill himself
And whitey's on the Moon

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (gd9RK)

150 And you can't use your vagina without first taking a safety class, getting a license, and paying $150?
______________

Actually, that's not such a bad idea for vaginas.

A lot of women could use the help. And think of all the STD's that the men who screw them could avoid if this were law!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (k4dH2)

151 flounder - LOL


But do you need an ATF stamp for those muzzle devices?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

152 118
63 Girl on girl civil war - film at 11.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (PQRcz)


Yes, please. I am ACHING to put these crusty-cunted fleshbags in their g-ddamn place, which is under my boot heel and begging for mercy.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (rP4OC)

153 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"


That's a bloody good question.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (vOiHe)

154 Should vaginas be kept under lock and key?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

155 Yes, please. I am ACHING to put these crusty-cunted fleshbags in their g-ddamn place, which is under my boot heel and begging for mercy.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (rP4OC)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (RU4sa)

156 Stelter proved early on while working in the mail room at CNN that he had a "no holes barred" attitude toward career advancement.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

157 On the other hand, I think it was also a mistake to give all men the right to vote too.

Well, let me go further and say I think letting anyone vote is a mistake.
What wasn't a mistake? Jeffery Epstein killing himself. Why? Because he didn't.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (Eg9+v)

158 152 118
63 Girl on girl civil war - film at 11.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (PQRcz)

Yes, please. I am ACHING to put these crusty-cunted fleshbags in their g-ddamn place, which is under my boot heel and begging for mercy.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (rP4OC)

=========

Aren't you pregnant?

Oh, tell Mr. MWR that the next time you complain about being pregnant he should say, "You didn't hear me complaining about it when I pushed half of the baby out, did you?"

It always went really well with Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (q80AH)

159 As for not shooting him, you need to save your rounds -- no telling what you'll encounter behind door no. 2.

That appears to be YOUR problem. My firearm is equipped with Hollywood's latest Infinite Magazine Technology, and the ammo is the stuff that causes vehicles to explode in a glorious fireball when hit in the fuel tank.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (lD3vL)

160 159 As for not shooting him, you need to save your rounds -- no telling what you'll encounter behind door no. 2.

That appears to be YOUR problem. My firearm is equipped with Hollywood's latest Infinite Magazine Technology, and the ammo is the stuff that causes vehicles to explode in a glorious fireball when hit in the fuel tank.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (lD3vL)

===========

IDDQD
IDKFA
IDNOCLIP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

161 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

Because it doesn't piss and moan when I stick it in the closet for a few days and does what I ask it to, every time, unconditionally.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

162 "assault weapon" is leftist gibberish. "assault rifle" is a weapon with selective fire, including full auto, or burst functions that fires an intermediate cartridge.

The M-16 is an assault rifle. The AR-15 is not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (1ISKN)

163 Be glad women didn't get voting rights like their shoe rights, they would be getting 30 votes each.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ZCEU2)

164 "Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"
----

Really???

Is your pussy prohibited from transportation across State Lines.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (8XRCm)
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I've been saying it for a while now. They use every. word. wrong.

Forget their "analogies". They can't draw analogies. They can't use the language. They have no analysis.

It's too easy to answer them back. But the problem is: they'll ignore any reproof.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (DuZls)

165 Orange Cone of Justice rules!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (1CjJc)

166 Actually, there is no such thing as an 'assault rifle'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)

167 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"


It. Smells. Better.

Posted by: Hoppes at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (vOiHe)

168 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"
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Because people actually want my gun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (DuZls)

169 Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RU4sa)

Thanks, that's hypnotic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (BiNEL)

170 160 IDDQD
IDKFA
IDNOCLIP
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (q80AH)

Unfortunately, you were playing Heretic.

Now you're dead and empty-handed.

Posted by: Allie at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (sm6Pk)

171 smh - nice!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (QDnY+)

172 >>>"If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)

Yeah, what about the reproductive rights of their children?

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (q177U)

173 Aren't you pregnant?

Oh, tell Mr. MWR that the next time you complain about being pregnant he should say, "You didn't hear me complaining about it when I pushed half of the baby out, did you?"

It always went really well with Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:29 PM (q80AH)


I thought you were going to say "the next time you and your husband fight, he should knock you DOWN."

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

174 75 Zaid tagged former CIA Asha Ragnappa in his Disney movie tweet, and IIRC, it was Asha who got "Rex's" twitter account suspended after he did a tweet thread about how she was helping team coup.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

So, when Zaid linked CNN to the coup, he already had players in place. Grassley needs to get AT&T explain why their media is working in concert w partisans to overthrow the current govt.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

175 Is your high capacity pussy banned in 11 states??
_________________

Well not banned, officially, but the cops there do keep a close eye on me!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (k4dH2)

176 Karma's a bitch

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (X+a7J)

177 was thinking about making crab cakes for Mrs. REDACTED
for her b'day ( she's from Baltimore)


where does one get tiny candles ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (rpxSz)

178 113 The Podestas are knee deep in PizzaGate
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2019 04:24 PM (q177U)


IIRC, they are dead ringers for the suspect sketches in the Madeline McCann kidnapping. Which Snopes rates as "false" of course

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (Izzlo)

179 Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ZCEU2)

I keep saying this and it's true. There are women who have no interest in shoes. I have a pair of black shoes, a pair of sneakers and books that look like I should be mucking out horse stalls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (WI7YS)

180 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (WI7YS

So I guess that would give me three votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (WI7YS)

181 "If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday."
*
Take it easy there sugar tits, no one's gonna a take yer womb away.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (u6xw0)

182 Do these d-bags really think they can destroy us all? 
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Yes, yes they do.

First, they don't really believe half the country voted for Trump.
The Russian hacking, recall?

And besides, it's just small population states.

And the the police and the military will be on their side. (Which is true to an extent, the commissioned officers and the blue-city cops)

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (cHyzX)

183 I know some women that definitely do not strip down and clean their vaginas after use.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (1ISKN)

184 What's the difference between Bud Light and a pussy?

A pussy tastes like piss only for a second.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

185 This gun/pu**y rights thing is comedy gold, Jerry. I fear the horde will take this one to epic territory.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

186 once again i'm back at burn, scatter salt, and i'm leaning towards NOT emptying the place first...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (8D42x)

187 Stelter is gross. I can't believe some woman found that hot and sexy. *shudder*

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

188 But her pussy and a gun are equal; nobody should be sticking their dick in either.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)

189 The internets, when used for things such as the science of the tatergrin, are a wonderful thing.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 04:34 PM (HALdu)

190 I've been saying it for a while now. They use every. word. wrong.

Forget their "analogies". They can't draw analogies. They can't use the language. They have no analysis.

It's too easy to answer them back. But the problem is: they'll ignore any reproof.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:30 PM (DuZls)

---

They have quite a few talking points that they like the sound of but don't seem to realize are actually undermining their arguments.

"The majority of people on welfare are white!" is a big one. Yes, so therefore welfare reform is not racist. There goes your argument.

Another is "My birth control is none of your business!"
Exactly, so why are you asking me to pay for it?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 07, 2019 04:34 PM (N4xQB)

191 176 Karma's a bitch
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (X+a7J)

hold my Amontillado

Posted by: PAYBACK at November 07, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

192 Looks like SMH and MWR are friends, be very afraid!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:34 PM (BiNEL)

193 Kotex already sounds like an ordinance company.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (1ISKN)

194 scolding time

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (B+t5k)

195 Is your high capacity pussy banned in 11 states??
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Huh?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (DuZls)

196 We need to start handing our those sunglasses like in that movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (Z+IKu)

197 MOLON LABIA!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (1CjJc)

198 Does your pussy have a black thing that goes up?
Do you want one?

Posted by: Big LaDarius Brown at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (Izzlo)

199 "Reliable Sources" investigated the misspellings in Trump's twatter feed.

He. Is. A. Joke.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

200 IIRC, they are dead ringers for the suspect sketches in the Madeline McCann kidnapping. Which Snopes rates as "false" of course
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (Izzlo)

I think they even happened to be in Portugal at the time as well.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (N4xQB)

201 189 The internets, when used for things such as the science of the tatergrin, are a wonderful thing.
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 04:34 PM (HALdu)

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Or nailing protesters blocking traffic with...traffic cones.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (RU4sa)

202 179 Fen I believe you, just never met one yet.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (ZCEU2)

203 Part of me wonders if the end goal to all of this is just to distract Trump with shiny objects.

The first two years was just Trump making the case he wasn't a Russian agent, now it will be the rest of his term battling that he didn't collude with Ukraine.

If the goal is to take away energy from your agenda, this isn't a bad tactic.

Sort of like calling someone a racist so they won't debate any further because then you're just trying to convince them you aren't a bigot.

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (qWfBN)

204 >>>128 110
I still wanna know who though Brian had a face for TV.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 04:23 PM (f8ilN)
He has a face for TV repair.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth)

...

LOL. That sounds like a classic Don Rickles style joke but I don't know if it's old or new. It's good either way.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

205 133 Oh, sorry "The women shouldn't vote" post was by a woman. That's much less annoying than when the men yammer on about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

The one about the women shouldn't have gotten shoes was clearly written by someone who got a well deserved spiked heel to his instep. Maybe more than once.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (AClws)

206 Just spell the name phonetically
Charmarella!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (Dh9ya)

207
Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit says that FaceBook is now threatening accounts that mention the Fake Whistleblower's name with being "unpublished" (deplatformed).



Are they admitting they're publishers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

208 Is there one designated person who comes in everyday and tells Trump, "This is the latest we have on the attempted coup." (Yesterday it was Zaid's tweets apparently) Then is there someone else (a Glenn Beck type) who charts it all on white boards?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (WI7YS)

209 It's beautiful. Trump caused them to rip their masks off, and he's willing to expose them for the scum that they are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

210 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"
_________________

Because my gun's discharge is actually something useful, and not just something disgusting!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (k4dH2)

211 185 This gun/pu**y rights thing is comedy gold, Jerry. I fear the horde will take this one to epic territory.

Posted by: rhomboid

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There are unboxing vids on YuuTOOB of guns.

Can you even unbox a pu**y? Would you even want to?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (Y4EXg)

212 I prefer the wicked queen

Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (Dh9ya)

213 3 Poor Schiffy and the Collusion Mob can't catch a break.

{sarc tag}

Posted by: Ann at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (NDO5Q)


It's been said before, but President Trump is so far inside the OODA loops of all of his enemies that it's like watching the USAF taking on the air force of Botswana.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (AMIL/)

214 Zaid appears to be confessing to conspiracy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

215 I'm just trying to figure out where the chins are.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Eg9+v)


probably more than a few of them in China

Posted by: Tyler Durden at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (z79tQ)

216 Stelter is gross. I can't believe some woman found that hot and sexy. *shudder*
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM (a0IVu)


There is no evidence that she finds him hot and sexy.

He IS reportedly worth $10 Million, however.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

217 LOL. That sounds like a classic Don Rickles style joke but I don't know if it's old or new. It's good either way.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

----

Well.... he's dead.

So Im guessing old.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (8XRCm)

218 AnalPundit is confused as to why Don Jr went on The View. The idea of taking your views to a new audience is foreign to NeverTrumpers I guess?

Plus he mentioned the ANC Epstein coverup which made the Yentas go apeshit. Hmmmm wonder if AP understands why that matters lol

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (v8byo)

219 Zaid seems to be Avenatti 2.0.Jerky famewhore lawyer who thinks he's going to decide who is/isn't president. Let's hope he goes the same way Avenatti did.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (bDqIh)

220 205 133 Oh, sorry "The women shouldn't vote" post was by a woman. That's much less annoying than when the men yammer on about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

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Sorry Fen...

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (RU4sa)

221 203 Part of me wonders if the end goal to all of this is just to distract Trump with shiny objects.

The first two years was just Trump making the case he wasn't a Russian agent, now it will be the rest of his term battling that he didn't collude with Ukraine.

If the goal is to take away energy from your agenda, this isn't a bad tactic.

Sort of like calling someone a racist so they won't debate any further because then you're just trying to convince them you aren't a bigot.

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (qWfBN)

==========

There's a Democrat House.

The only legislation possible to pass through both chambers and get Trump's signature is the NAFTA replacement.

Passing that would actually HELP Nancy keep her majority next year, but they still haven't brought it up for a vote in the House.

Well, Cocaine Mitch is doing everything he can alone to ensure a very long Trump legacy through the courts and Trump seems happy with William Barr's work as AG.

I think Trump is playing this hand as good as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (q80AH)

222 "Our Elites Don’t See What’s Coming"

_American Greatness:
https://tinyurl.com/y6a362rv

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (AfYvi)

223 My gun doesn't demand I snuggle with it after use.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (pUDQf)

224 Just spell the name phonetically
Charmarella!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (Dh9ya)
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Or thematically: Eric Salmonella

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (DuZls)

225 Avenatti looks at Zaid and says "You go girl!".

@MarkSZaidEsq

Replying to @MarkSZaidEsq @DouxDux
Sometimes we actually try to overthrow or undermine govts to create chaos. Read history books. Heck, talk to my CIA clients!!!!
5:52 PM - 6 Sep 2017

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (ZLI7S)

226 ABC not ANC stupid auto correct.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (v8byo)

227 Which Snopes rates as "false" of course

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (Izzlo)
Snopes has become like a litmus test for conspiracy theories about the left. If there is a snopes article on it, there is likely enough truth there to warrant a preemptive "debunking."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (1CjJc)

228 Pizza Pizza

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (Bf3hj)

229 200 IIRC, they are dead ringers for the suspect sketches in the Madeline McCann kidnapping. Which Snopes rates as "false" of course
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 04:32 PM (Izzlo)

I think they even happened to be in Portugal at the time as well.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (N4xQB)

Though if they were involved, they wouldn't have actually done the kidnapping themselves. Guys like that hire people for that stuff

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (Izzlo)

230 If Trump can't make it, tell Vlad I'm available for the Victory Parade next year. I can even sing along with the songs [remember watching Gorbachev not knowing the words to "Moscow Nights" during his first DC visit as Van Clyburn played it on piano in the East Room .... Gorby tried that fake lip-synching deal you do when you don't want to show you don't know the words].



Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (QDnY+)

231 You leave that nice Stelter boy alone.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (tH5fk)

232 >>AnalPundit is confused as to why Don Jr went on The View. The idea of
taking your views to a new audience is foreign to NeverTrumpers I guess?


He has a new book out and he's doing a book tour????Weird, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bDqIh)

233 Why does Brian Stelter's "smile" seem so disturbingly inhuman?
________



I always assumed it was owing to #DrunkDonLMon remotely operating the wireless giant dildo in his ass and changing the setting to "intruder alert -- alien probe" ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (DbSAo)

234 Antique firearm collecting is a thing. I don't think antique vaginas are going to find many enthusiasts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

235 >>I think Trump is playing this hand as good as possible.

I think Democrats are slowly coming around the fact that Trump is toying with them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Twitter : Alleged whistleblower Eric Ciaramella was Biden guest at State Department banquet

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (4e+hS)

237 I know some women that definitely do not strip down and clean their vaginas after use.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:33 PM


I'm tanned. Rested. And ready.

Posted by: Hoppes No. 9 at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (AAKmR)

238 Can you even unbox a pu**y? Would you even want to?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:37 PM (Y4EXg)

What's in the box?!

Posted by: Brad Pitt at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (1CjJc)

239 235 >>I think Trump is playing this hand as good as possible.

I think Democrats are slowly coming around the fact that Trump is toying with them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

I should have said "well" not "good".

But yeah, they seem to know that they're kind of boned. Trump's too happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 07, 2019 04:40 PM (q80AH)

240 Like some guns, I've been afraid to use a few vaginas.

But I did anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (pUDQf)

241 >>>>>AnalPundit is confused as to why Don Jr went on The View. The idea of
taking your views to a new audience is foreign to NeverTrumpers I guess?

bazinga, correct

"Why not just sit in your list serv and curated Twitter group and repeat what Jake Tapper says all day?"

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (PbpT7)

242 210 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

my gun is cleaner than your schmundie

a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (rpxSz)

243 232 >>AnalPundit is confused as to why Don Jr went on The View. The idea of
taking your views to a new audience is foreign to NeverTrumpers I guess?


He has a new book out and he's doing a book tour????Weird, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bDqIh)

AP's brain is shot.

Maybe he should try an Ace fast....but in his case he should go for 90 days.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (U7k5w)

244 The whitleblower is named Epstein did not kill him self

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (v8byo)

245 Why does Brian Stelter's "smile" seem so disturbingly inhuman?
________

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Because his lips disappear and his teeth look like Chicklettes.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

246 The 'clenched teeth' smile comes across as fake because it is. Rosie O`Donnell does it as well.

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (yhf6w)

247 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"
________________

Because guns require less maintenance and provide more satisfaction.

Posted by: Charleton Heston at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (k4dH2)

248 AnalPundit is confused as to why Don Jr went on The View. The idea of
taking your views to a new audience is foreign to NeverTrumpers I guess?
---
Also, the not retreating is probably alien to his brain.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (DuZls)

249 I know some women that definitely do not strip down and clean their vaginas after use.


Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

250 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Mark Warner, vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, is holding up release of findings of panel's investigation into allegations of Trump-Russia "collusion." Report, which had been due for release in Sept, is said to fully exonerate Trump,advisers

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (BqBId)

251 What is amazing to me about this whole charade is that the left actually believes they can confer authority over and above 64 million voters, AND the man they elected, onto someone either unwilling to come forward, or obviously absolutely biased, if not corrupt.
How many times will the Ben Sasse's and Rob Portman's of the world allow this to continue, before speaking out? Find a set gentlemen. That includes you, Senator Collins,

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (Bf3hj)

252 >>>240 Like some guns, I've been afraid to use a few vaginas.

But I did anyway.

...

always a mistake. It's a man's instinct to Tap That, but when you feel a strong instinct saying DO NOT TAP THAT, that is such an uncommon signal that you're an absolute fool not to heed it.

That is your SURVIVAL INSTINCT telling you "Pass this one by."


Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

253 Same reason Dennis Prayer went on Bill Maher, someone needs to try and confront the Leftists in their bubble.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (ZCEU2)

254 I've seen some recoil vaginas, but never any blowback or gas operated ones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)

255 funny thing about the plebians....

They pretty much promised to tear the whole thing down for the patricians if they didn't get equal representation in the higher offices of the Republic...

So they eventually did.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (Ct55T)

256 Russia Deputy Foreign Minister Ryabkov quoted as saying President Putin has invited @POTUS to participate in Victory Day celebrations in Moscow in 2020 and "this invitation has been received with interest."
******
Libtard Heads Go Scanners

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (BqBId)

257 Same reason Dennis Prayer went on Bill Maher, someone needs to try and confront the Leftists in their bubble.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (ZCEU2)
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Buck Sexton did as well. And he related that BM told him it was one of the best appearances by a conservative he's had on his show.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (DuZls)

258 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?


Your caliber is excessive.

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

259 I, for one, give a flying rats ass fuck what Allahpundit thinks or says.

What's with that fucking name? He knows everything about Allah? Go blow yourself up in the name of your shit false god then. Keep it real, n shit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

260 From Gateway Pundit:
"ABC News reported Thursday afternoon that House Democrats are
considering three articles of impeachment against President Trump: one
for 'abuse of power' over Ukraine and the Bidens and two for obstruction
of justice with regard to the Mueller investigation and the House
Ukraine investigation, respectively. The charges are being considered
even before the first public hearings in the impeachment inquiry are set
to occur next week."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (CQ3Qb)

261 Any advice on breech loaded vaginas?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (x8Wzq)

262 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

******

Nobody has mentioned concealed carry yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (m45I2)

263 My gun doesn't demand I snuggle with it after use.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM


That's because it's attached and already snuggling with it, numbnuts!

Now, repeat after me:

This is my rifle,
and this is my gun ....

Posted by: GySgt. Hartmann at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (AAKmR)

264 You fight on all fronts. Going on Hamburg 78 times is fine but you need to go on the view, cnn, msnbc etc.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (v8byo)

265 Just to be clear, is this bint saying her vagina has no rights? Because that makes zero sense.

The argument is about you having the right to kill a baby or not. Not ride every pole on the south side of Chicago after you've have three too many shots of Jager

Children in adult bodies. We're surrounded by them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (pUDQf)

266 >>>Your caliber is excessive.

mee-ouch!!!

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

267
I've seen some recoil vaginas, but never any blowback or gas operated ones.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)

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I dated a muzzle loader.

Once.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

268 Leftist do not stray from their safe havens

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

269 Always tap that!

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

270 Whats next, a movie starring Jeff Goldblum, and Russel Brand (Together for the first time!) that if we don't like, we're fascists.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (Bf3hj)

271 261
Any advice on breech loaded vaginas?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (x8Wzq)

I am afraid to ask how you load them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (1CjJc)

272 The text is redacted. If you examine the marks carefully, they put the whistleblower's name over some other text. If you carefully alter the levels on the image to bring out that particular band of color, you can clearly see the original read "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (Eg9+v)

273 254 I've seen some recoil vaginas, but never any blowback or gas operated ones.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)

someone needs to get out more

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

274 My Glock clone - Ruger SR9 - pretty much strips down to four parts, all which are easy to understand. Advantage - gun.

Also - it doesn't talk. Advantage - gun.

Posted by: Reality at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (v2ozf)

275 Sorry Fen...
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (RU4sa)

You don't have to be sorry. You're a nice person and it's not like you're blaming every lame brain. corrupt politician on women getting suffrage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (WI7YS)

276
Any advice on breech loaded vaginas?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (x8Wzq)

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THATS NOT MY VAGINA!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

277 Hamburg???? Hannity changed to Hamburg with auto correct. Even my phone hates conservatives lol.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (v8byo)

278 Black powder blunderbuss.
.
.
.
Vagina.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (1ISKN)

279 >>>269 Always tap that!


no do not

if your survival instinct is telling you to get away, then you should get away.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)

280 269
Always tap that!

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

This!

Posted by: Divorce Attorneys R Us at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (1CjJc)

281 252 >>>240 Like some guns, I've been afraid to use a few vaginas.

But I did anyway.

...

always a mistake. It's a man's instinct to Tap That, but when you feel a strong instinct saying DO NOT TAP THAT, that is such an uncommon signal that you're an absolute fool not to heed it.

That is your SURVIVAL INSTINCT telling you "Pass this one by."


Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)



Strange how often alcohol overrides ones survival instinct.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pUDQf)

282 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?



Why don't you understand the difference between a body part and piece of equipment - you do know that a gun is not a penis, right??

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

283 That is your SURVIVAL INSTINCT telling you "Pass this one by."
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM


Hold my beer.

Posted by: FloridaMan at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (AAKmR)

284 Ask either guard an easily ascertainable, obvious fact, like "are you wearing a hat?" If answer is a lie, ask, is lion behind this door? If answer is yes, proceed through the door, if no, choose the other. Vice versa if truthful. All, of course, dependent on the sign being truthful as well. Maybe the liar wrote it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (87EdW)

285 Thanks for keeping me entertained this afternoon. Time to hop on the Saw Mill and start the 90-minute drive home. Hopefully not in the snow.

Posted by: Caliban at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (qEujL)

286 Just spell the name phonetically
Charmarella!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Avi at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (Dh9ya)
..........

It's like Barbarella, but without the tits.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

287 I am afraid to ask how you load them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:45 PM (1CjJc)

Surprise

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (x8Wzq)

288 Goldblum died?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (QDnY+)

289 Is an 80% pussy (say 10 or 11) unregistered and not covered by laws?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (JFO2v)

290 Your vagina will have all the rights of a human being as soon as it can walk, work, talk, write checks and bring value to society.

Until then, you should control that skanky thing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

291 How on earth to Democrats come up with obstruction of justice on Mueller?. Trump let the whole thing go through (Of course, Ukraine stuff is a stupid, underhanded ploy but we know they'd use that)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (WI7YS)

292 http://bit.ly/2WXAkXR
*******'
Scanners GIF

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (BqBId)

293 If she is multi orgasmic I suppose that's kind of like being an automatic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

294 I support common sense assault pussy control.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (v8byo)

295 LOL sponge!

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (RU4sa)

296 260 not one of them is in any way a crime yet alone a impeachable offence. The next Republican will get impeached for a parking ticket.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (ZCEU2)

297 Does she do Lower Receiver stuff?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

298 291 How on earth to Democrats come up with obstruction of justice on Mueller?. Trump let the whole thing go through (Of course, Ukraine stuff is a stupid, underhanded ploy but we know they'd use that)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (WI7YS)

They've been holding onto that gem since day one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (pUDQf)

299 you do know that a gun is not a penis, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM


Have you people learned nothing from me?

Posted by: GySgt. Hartmann at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (AAKmR)

300 293
If she is multi orgasmic I suppose that's kind of like being an automatic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

Striker or hammer?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (1CjJc)

301 Could she lose her vagina in a tragic canoeing accident?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

302 My favorite one is "If men had babies they would .........something,something"

If men had babies they would be women.



Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (+N0R/)

303 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

I'm surprised woke women still use the term pussy to describe their vagina.
Isn't that discriminating against anti-gun males?

Posted by: Alice McD at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (2CtSR)

304 282 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?

This is so stupid it needs to be measured in megakohns.

A person has the right to own guns, the gun itself has no rights. What a stupid, stupid woman.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

305 288 Goldblum died?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (QDnY+)

---

Again?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (RU4sa)

306 Russia Deputy Foreign Minister Ryabkov quoted as saying President Putin has invited @POTUS to participate in Victory Day celebrations in Moscow in 2020 and "this invitation has been received with interest."
******
Libtard Heads Go Scanners
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 04:43 PM (BqBId)
---
That's funny because the parts released from the Flynn 302s suggest that one of the topics of the deposition was Flynn having a discussion with a Russian diplomat on whether or not Putin and Trump would even like each other.

I hadn't heard that before--and now I'm a whistleblower, simplying adding +1 hand.

Lessee. Flynn (1) related a conversation to the FBI (2) who wrote it on the 302s (3) excerpted by Powell (4) published by some news agency (5) as part of the Flynn story that I saw in a tweet (6)--by damn, I am a whistleblower!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (DuZls)

307 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Mark Warner, vice chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, is holding up release of findings of panel's investigation into allegations of Trump-Russia "collusion." Report, which had been due for release in Sept, is said to fully exonerate Trump,advisers

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)

308 If men had babies they would be women.



Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (+N0R/)

And that will NEVER change.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

309
Striker or hammer?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:48 PM (1CjJc)

-----

Open bolt.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

310 Goldblum died?


Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (QDnY+)
---

Again?
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (RU4sa)
---
That was Mandela.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:50 PM (DuZls)

311 In all fairness - I don't blame every politician that gave women the right to vote.

Just the ones that were around in the 20s and actually gave them the right to vote. Those fuckers were idiotic to the Nth.

It had to be the stupid vests, straw hats, and barbershop quartets. Some may say it was just a symptom. I say it was a vector.

Posted by: Reality at November 07, 2019 04:50 PM (v2ozf)

312 About 3O-4O class of '18 Dems have gotta be updating their resumes. If they plunge ahead with weak garbage like that described, even the GOP might be able to unmask and unseat them. Not that that will help much.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:50 PM (QDnY+)

313 265 Just to be clear, is this bint saying her vagina has no rights? Because that makes zero sense.

The argument is about you having the right to kill a baby or not. Not ride every pole on the south side of Chicago after you've have three too many shots of Jager
_______________

Sure it makes sense. If I don't ride every pole, then how am I gonna get knocked up with all these unwanted babies?

Did you think I needed unlimited abortion rights because of all the toilets seats I sit on?

Posted by: Skank what wants abortions paid for by you at November 07, 2019 04:50 PM (k4dH2)

314 Ask either guard an easily ascertainable, obvious fact, like "are you wearing a hat?" If answer is a lie, ask, is lion behind this door? If answer is yes, proceed through the door, if no, choose the other. Vice versa if truthful. All, of course, dependent on the sign being truthful as well. Maybe the liar wrote it.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM


You only get one question.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 04:51 PM (AAKmR)

315 always a mistake. It's a man's instinct to Tap That, but when you feel a strong instinct saying DO NOT TAP THAT, that is such an uncommon signal that you're an absolute fool not to heed it.

That is your SURVIVAL INSTINCT telling you "Pass this one by."


Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)




Sure, however, you never want to have regret for not taping that either.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 04:51 PM (HALdu)

316 ok off topic rant

So I have an order that makes out 4th quarter.

Note from boss

great!
shipping instructions not clear and could cost us
*WTF*
*FOB Factory has meant customer pays from factory platform since before railroads*
How do we ship 20,000 units over 4 diff part numbers?
*maths duh! 4 x 5000 =20,000*

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 04:52 PM (JFO2v)

317 304
282 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?



This is so stupid it needs to be measured in megakohns.



A person has the right to own guns, the gun itself has no rights. What a stupid, stupid woman.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

Get on this cleaning rod, and I will answer your stupid question.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

318 If men had babies we would also leave work at 3 oclock every second day to go pick up the kids from school and never work late or weekends.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (v8byo)

319 Any advice on breech loaded vaginas?
Posted by: Pug Mahon

--

No, but for muzzle loaders, make sure you use the properly sized ramrod.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (Y4EXg)

320 A properly wielded baseball bat is an assault weapon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:28 PM (BiNEL)


Nothing beats a good piece of hickory

Posted by: Man with no Name at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (z79tQ)

321 My gun has no teeth.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (DuZls)

322 My gun doesn't demand I snuggle with it after use.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:38 PM (pUDQf)
.........

and it doesn't fart under the sheets.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

323
Sure, however, you never want to have regret for not taping that either.


------

Also known as the 3M kink....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (8XRCm)

324 Jeff Goldblum's first role was as one of the rapists in Death Wish

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (KNsKs)

325 Or nailing protesters blocking traffic with...traffic cones.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:36 PM (RU4sa)




Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (HALdu)

326 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?" 

********

Because Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (8O1uq)

327 Sure, however, you never want to have regret for not taping that either.





Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 04:51 PM (HALdu)

What you don't tap won't kill you. What you do might.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (1CjJc)

328 I work remote and Amazon let me know that a delivery for me is at the office.

So I DM the office manager and ask her if she can keep an eye out for it.

The reply: "You'll just have to let me know when it has arrived.. I only go down when I know there's a package waiting"


Is that statement or pointing out the phrasing an HR Red Flag event?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (lD3vL)

329 294 I support common sense assault pussy control.
_______________

Given the number of STD's out there, there are probably more assault pussies than there are assault weapons.

Posted by: Charleton Heston at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (k4dH2)

330 Leftism definitely dumbs down the mind

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (ZCEU2)

331 These maples are blinding.

I think Autumn is my favorite season.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (RU4sa)

332 I started eyeballing this super sexy .50 cal sniper rifle at the club a few months ago. She was gorgeous and every dude in the place was drooling like a fool. Her sleek lines, huge piece of glass and incredible buttplate were something to behold.

Well I was the lucky one who took her home.

But man was it expensive.

Now that bitch costs me an arm and a leg every time I take her out. It's like lighting twenty dollar bills on fire just to keep her fed.

And every asshole in the county wants to take a turn with her so I have to watch her like a hawk.

So listen to my advice fellas. Don't marry a .50 cal sniper rifle. She'll bleed you dry and the run off with another shooter the moment you turn your back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (pUDQf)

333 If men had babies we would also leave work at 3
oclock every second day to go pick up the kids from school and never
work late or weekends.

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:53 PM (v8byo)

Heh...its true. Lots and lots of of Dr. appointments as well.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (u6xw0)

334 Just to be clear, is this bint saying her vagina has no rights? Because that makes zero sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:44 PM (pUDQf)
---
Libs just say shit.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (DuZls)

335 OT, cute baby

I'm making pizza tonight. My husband thinks I'm tricking him...

crying cute baby love pizza!!lol!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y6hr3h3c

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (vEIlU)

336 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?

Because it can shoot more than ping-pong balls.

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

337 Stelter's fake smile is a threat expression to chimps ... and to his audience ... showing his bravery, if he is indeed part chimpanzee.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

338 Hillz has some advice for the Donks.

The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College

-
Well, Hillz, we know who can't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)

339 https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Reads-Zaid-s-Tweets
==========================

Trump called the CNN press, et al. "the sleaze back there." He also preemptively told them they were going to turn their cameras off.

I absolutely love how we finally have a leader who keeps dragging these jokers straight out into the light for everyone to see. This is precisely why they hate him so much--he doesn't fear them and he is not willing to play by their rules.

Posted by: DC at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (/TvO8)

340 Ethyl alcohol is population neutral.

Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RuIsu)

341 Libs just say shit.


They have NO logical process, either. Can't draw equivalences.

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

342 Apparently pussy has more rights than Epstein's (who did not kill himself) neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

343 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College

---

Talk about a Maddenism.

"The team with the most points win."

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RU4sa)

344 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM (vEIlU)


That's just wrong.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (1CjJc)

345 OK

going to mix me a big ole margarita


and weld on my coil spring perch

burp

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (rpxSz)

346 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College....

-------

....this time.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

347 328 I work remote and Amazon let me know that a delivery for me is at the office.

So I DM the office manager and ask her if she can keep an eye out for it.

The reply: "You'll just have to let me know when it has arrived.. I only go down when I know there's a package waiting"


Is that statement or pointing out the phrasing an HR Red Flag event?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 04:54 PM (lD3vL)

DO NOT TOUCH. *






*So to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (RD7QR)

348 The reply: "You'll just have to let me know when it has arrived.. I only go down when I know there's a package waiting"

Is that statement or pointing out the phrasing an HR Red Flag event?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

---

Reply back - "Good to know."

Gives you enough wiggle room that HR will not get involved.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

349 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College....



Ah, the mythical unicorn.

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (oVJmc)

350 That's just wrong.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (1CjJc)


lol, I know.

I had sent it to my hubby and said we were having pizza. So he's scared now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (vEIlU)

351 Ask one of the guards: "If I were to ask your partner which door the lion is behind, which door would he point to?"

Either way, that door would be the one to go through.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 04:58 PM (m45I2)

352 Don't marry a .50 cal sniper rifle.
I may not be as sexy as the Barrett - but you can shoot me out as far as your eyes can see. And I'll put on an accessory - if that's how you like me.

And you can make me go bang - every damn time - about a quarter if you shop right.

Come see me sometime. Work my bolt.

Posted by: Remington 700 at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (v2ozf)

353 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (vEIlU)


Not nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (1CjJc)

354 I finally found the full story on the $2 million fine in New York about the (now closed) Trump charitable foundation. The NY AG said it was being used in his campaign, particularly one stop in Iowa where $2.8 million in contributions were raised. Trump's lawyers pointed out that all of that money did end up going to charitable groups, although it took a bit of time. Judge ruled that technically, the AG was right, in that it wasn't handled exactly the way it should have been, so she ruled that Trump, Inc., should give another $2 Million to the Charitable Groups who were to be beneficiary. (NOT to the State)

Trump Inc. has said "we are glad to donate an extra $2 million to these groups", and it looks like that's the end of it. Not really the kind of story the Dem's were hoping for - it came down to different opinions as to how the accounting should have been done, nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

355 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College

I'm going with "when is a set of steak knives not enuff ?"

for a thousand, Alex

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (rpxSz)

356 Goldblum died? 


Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 04:47 PM (QDnY+) 

--- 

Again?

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:49 PM (RU4sa)

********

Heh

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (8O1uq)

357 Talk about a Maddenism.

"The team with the most points win."

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RU4sa)
---
Bingo.

It almost sounds like "Don't forget the Electoral College like I did."

And that from the Most-Qualified Presidential Candidate EVER(!).

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 04:59 PM (DuZls)

358 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College....

--

Take advice from the women who lost the EC.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)

359 Don't trust the guard with the long tail and mane, because he's clearly a-lyin'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (m45I2)

360 Two days from now is the 30th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

When Reagan told Gorbachev to tear down this wall I thought he was insane and just making a soundbite. That was 1987. The Wall came down November 9, 1989.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (gd9RK)

361 woman! gah

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)

362 I think Stelter's smile is a reflex as he gently tightens his sphincter to avoid depositing the 4 orders of nachos grande he had for lunch into his shorts while broadcasting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (H5knJ)

363 slight typo in the sidebar:
"males to to gab with"
should be "males go to gab"

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (xptlg)

364 The olde pizza / baby food switch.

Never trust a woman with turquoise fingernails.

Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (tH5fk)

365 Nice item in the sidebar wherein Kristol plagiarizes WInston Churchill from "The River War"...

"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!"

Even stupider, his sycophants thinking he made it up.

Posted by: Lard Haw Haw at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (RQPzA)

366 Richard Burr is a worthless piece of shit. He needs to be attacked daily by conservatives.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (4e+hS)

367 Don't marry a .50 cal sniper rifle. She'll bleed you dry and the run off with another shooter the moment you turn your back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2019 04:55 PM


Sage advice from our resident .30-40 Krag Yoko man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 05:01 PM (AAKmR)

368 By the way, I LOVE the black folks that are standing behind Trump at that rally.

If they are risking getting on TV to show their support for PDJT, this could be a harbinger of some (talking) heads that are going to explode come November 2020.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2019 05:01 PM (iuFgi)

369 The Five is leading with PDT reading the coup tweet. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

370 In the jungleThe mighty jungleEpstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 07, 2019 05:01 PM (AM1GF)

371 The Hill@thehill
Hillary Clinton calls Democrats to pick a candidate who can win the Electoral College....

--

Take advice from the women who lost the EC.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)


Thank you Captain Fucking Obvious.

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

372 The reply: "You'll just have to let me know when it has arrived.. I only go down when I know there's a package waiting"


When we went in for elementary school conferences, I stopped off and picked up our order from the Christmas shit fundraiser, then went on to the conference.

The cutey second-grade teacher looks up at me when I came in and said 'MY, YOU'VE GOT A BIG PACKAGE!'

I vapor-locked for a good five seconds because it sounded like she said that but she couldn't have said that but she did.....oh. oh. OK....

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

373 Coup, coup ka EDKH

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (rpxSz)

374 348 The reply: "You'll just have to let me know when it has arrived.. I only go down when I know there's a package waiting"
Is that statement or pointing out the phrasing an HR Red Flag event?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
---
Reply back - "Good to know."
Gives you enough wiggle room that HR will not get involved.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm guessing that "Oh yeah I got a package waitin', baby!!!" is Right Out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)

375 Ack, sock.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

376 So ZAID is the fall guy?

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (RWW0Q)

377 Talk about a Maddenism.

"The team with the most points win."

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RU4sa)
++++++++++++++++
Troy Aikman. Now there's a guy who, when he has his contact lenses in, he can see better.

Posted by: Madden at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)

378 The Five is leading with PDT reading the coup tweet. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

----

Well.... three of them are. Two are grinding their teeth.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

379 Anastasia ABC and Disney, one of the executives a bigwig cook, Tim I think, is on the Lolita Express at least twice according to the flight logs and George Stephanopoulos along with Katie Couric had dinner with Epstein and his New York palace with special guest, tada, Prince Andrew. To hide that becoming an issue with the broadcast, they let scores of underage girls be raped probably a thousand times or more collectively by old men

Posted by: oddnot at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (DIt2y)

380 Gutfeld's monologue was spot-on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

381 358. They are getting very very concerned its going to be Warren.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (fYi9j)

382 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?"

My gun doesn't have any rights. It is an inanimate object. I on the other hand am a human being with certain God given, constitutionally protected rights to keep and bear arms. You are a shrieking bag of piss who has the same rights I have but also demands the nonexistent right to murder an innocent child so you can continue being a slut. Go find a daddy who to spank some sense in to you, fuckwit.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (myjNJ)

383 Hillary Clinton also advised Democrats to nominate a candidate that can find Wisconsin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

384 >>Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?

--

She's mad hers can't pass a background check.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (JoUsr)

385 What's up with that dude's neck?

Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (EgshT)

386 The cutey second-grade teacher looks up at me when I came in and said 'MY, YOU'VE GOT A BIG PACKAGE!'

Posted by: Becky at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (oVJmc)
---
I have had this greeting many times.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (DuZls)

387 My gun doesn't have any rights. It is an inanimate object. I on the other hand am a human being with certain God given, constitutionally protected rights to keep and bear arms. You are a shrieking bag of piss who has the same rights I have but also demands the nonexistent right to murder an innocent child so you can continue being a slut. Go find a daddy who to spank some sense in to you, fuckwit.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (myjNJ)

---

I do love my fellow 'ettes.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (RU4sa)

388 My gun doesn't have any rights. It is an inanimate object. I on the other hand am a human being with certain God given, constitutionally protected rights to keep and bear arms. You are a shrieking bag of piss who has the same rights I have but also demands the nonexistent right to murder an innocent child so you can continue being a slut. Go find a daddy who to spank some sense in to you, fuckwit.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (myjNJ)
++++++++++++
I have nothing more to add. Full points, advance to the next round.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

389 Whatever happened to Bob Beckel

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (Bf3hj)

390 Prediction: Dana will mock her sister who has four rescue cats, once again, and then tell us, for the MILLIONTH TIME, that she (Dana) doesn't like cats.

Nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

391 351 that's great, but the guard could easily surmise you're trying to get him to accidentally tell the truth. Since mechanical liars exist only fables, just look to see which guard keeps looking to the right, and ask the other one for the safe door.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (Eg9+v)

392 By the way, I LOVE the black folks that are standing behind Trump at that rally.
Race is going away. This is all about social class. The sides aren't even properly defined yet.

It's going to be ugly - but pretty after that.

Posted by: Remington 700 at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (v2ozf)

393 old vhs movies - there is no hope of donating those anywhere is there?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (G546f)

394 Whatever happened to Bob Beckel
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (Bf3hj)

------

Neverending stream of bad life choices.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

395 366 Richard Burr is a worthless piece of shit. He needs to be attacked daily by conservatives.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (4e+hS)

WTF do you expect

his name is Dick Burr

a rock in his crotch

frozen ding dong

dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (rpxSz)

396 392 By the way, I LOVE the black folks that are standing behind Trump at that rally.
Race is going away. This is all about social class. The sides aren't even properly defined yet.

It's going to be ugly - but pretty after that.
Posted by: Remington 700 at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (v2ozf)

---

They were giving the left notice.

Do not fuck with us.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (RU4sa)

397 Dana Perino, Jeff Goldblum, a Russel Brand walk into a bar..

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)

398 383 Hillary Clinton also advised Democrats to nominate a candidate that can find Wisconsin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

She will be announcing after she shivs Warren

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (U7k5w)

399 394 Whatever happened to Bob Beckel
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (Bf3hj)
------
Neverending stream of bad life choices.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

He never paid attention to Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

400 Fall guy only works when you stop after he goes down. If you keep going, you can upgrade to salami tactics.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Eg9+v)

401 Actually, in that "comparison", neither object has rights.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (DuZls)

402 389 Whatever happened to Bob Beckel
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (Bf3hj)

he's sleeping with the Epsteins

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (rpxSz)

403 Dana Perino, Jeff Goldblum, a Russel Brand walk into a bar..

Bartender says "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (EgshT)

404 Reply back - "Good to know."
Gives you enough wiggle room that HR will not get involved.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm guessing that "Oh yeah I got a package waitin', baby!!!" is Right Out.


This is the only place, not home, not at work, not among my neighbors could I make this observation and not suffer negative consequences.

(sigh)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (lD3vL)

405 I may have missed it, but is this the same Mark Zaid that defended Mark Waid in Richard Meyer's tortious interference lawsuit?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (sN9mD)

406 277 Hamburg???? Hannity changed to Hamburg with auto correct. Even my phone hates conservatives lol.
Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 04:46 PM (v8byo)

Q: What's the difference between Hannity and a hamburger?
A: Once you are finished with a hamburger it will let talk.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (AClws)

407

Nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (vEIlU)

408 I have nothing more to add. Full points, advance to the next round.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

Sniff...it was beautifully written.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (U7k5w)

409 Dana Perino, Jeff Goldblum, a Russel Brand walk into a bar..

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)
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Perino? That's a low bar.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (DuZls)

410 397 Dana Perino, Jeff Goldblum, a Russel Brand walk into a bar..
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)

Somewhere in this scenario a dog gets herpes and dies repeatedly.

Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 07, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

411 old vhs movies - there is no hope of donating those anywhere is there?


Thrift stores take them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

412 >>She's mad hers can't pass a background check.
Gotta go for the peepshow loophole, then!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

413 Dana Perino, Jeff Goldblum, a Russel Brand walk into a bar..

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 07, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)

********

And Epstein didn't ki himself

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (8O1uq)

414 Stelter thinks we're chimps!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (O8SrN)

415 Nude.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)

416 This has fuck-all to do with skin color.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (RU4sa)

417 Richard Burr is a worthless piece of shit.

-
Perry Mason is a worthless piece of shit?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)

418 Gutfeld's monologue was spot-on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes, and Jessie adds that extra scoop of ice cream to it.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (wiXsO)

419 # 32 ugly?

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nellie Ohr at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (RWW0Q)

420 By the way, I LOVE the black folks that are standing behind Trump at that rally.

I dunno, didn't see any enthusiasm or joy of being there. They just stood there like store mannequins.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (lD3vL)

421 Why does your gun have more rights than MY PUSSY?!?

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She's mad hers can't pass a background check.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Has prior arrests.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (GWDdA)

422 A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear pussy, shall not be infringed.

I don't know, i kinda like the first version.

Posted by: Pliney at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (nzKWW)

423 When Reagan told Gorbachev to tear down this wall I thought he was insane and just making a soundbite. That was 1987. The Wall came down November 9, 1989.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:00 PM (gd9RK)

People don't give GHWB enough credit for the behind the scenes efforts that went into making sure the fall of the USSR was as less chaotic and safe for the world as possible.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 05:09 PM (Q5ALd)

424 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2019 05:03 PM (myjNJ)

Preach it sister!!

Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2019 05:10 PM (AClws)

425 People don't give GHWB enough credit for the behind the scenes efforts that went into making sure the fall of the USSR was as less chaotic and safe for the world as possible.

Posted by: Easy Andy



We're nooded, but I agree with you completely.

Preventing a shitshow is hard to dramatize, but darned important.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 07, 2019 05:12 PM (gd9RK)

426 Do not fuck with us.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 05:05 PM (RU4sa)

I know. Grew up trailer park white trash. Did a tour for Uncle Sam. I'm "us" too. I ain't no fortunate son.

All the gents I work with are pretty much on the same page. It's class. It ain't race. It's all about social class.
I'll be glad when it's done.

Posted by: Remington 700 at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (v2ozf)

427
Stelter: "Fear my fear grimace, puny hu-mans!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (pNxlR)

428 Richard Burr was Bumper to Gordon Shaber's Thumper.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:15 PM (RWW0Q)

429 Has anyone in the MSM ever explained/stated just who the whistleblower is protected from?

Is it really the belief that Trump or Trump supporters would murder this guy if his identity became known?

I mean maybe Trump would fire him, but it's not like the Lefty mob wouldn't be lining up to fund this guy to the tune of millions if just given the chance.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 07, 2019 05:23 PM (hdzef)

430 #423 losing to the AstroTurf candidate did in any Goodwill I had for the guy.

He was CIA, He could have gotten to Bubba six ways from Sunday.

He could have built a wall. He could have balanced the budget.

He threw it all away and in the end we were 78000 votes from getting Hillary in 3 counties

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 05:25 PM (RWW0Q)

431 Why does the back of fat fuck Tater's neck look like a package of hotdogs?

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 05:28 PM (wo3c/)

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