Media Suppresses Story that ABC Killed Epstein Story;
Brian Stelter Claims "Republicans Pounce"

Brave firefighters.

I seem to notice that reporters enjoy claiming that they're "brave firefighters," but I also notice that zero firefighters claim that they are brave reporters.

This indicates to me that firefighters know reporters are chickenshit pencil-necks and paper-pushers.

And reporters know that as well -- which is why they try to associate themselves with actual men and actual bravery.

Below: an old evil is awakened.

Watch it, please. You'll thank me.




Another one, via Anonysaurus Wrecks:





Not only did ABC (largely run by former Clinton communications chief George Stephanopolous) kill their Epstein reporting, but all the rest of the media is now killing the story of ABC killing the Epstein story.

By the way: Remember how liberals were always claiming that it was Trump rather than Clinton who was caught in compromise with Jeffrey Epstein?

If that were ever true -- if that were ever even plausible -- why did the media repeatedly kill and cover-up this story? Were they, um, protecting Trump?

Or is it more reasonable to assume they always knew it was Clinton who would be compromised with Pedo Island revelations?





More:




Butterball beta bottom Brian Stelter, who supposedly is a "media reporter," spends whole day avoiding reporting on the media.

Usually in the aftermath of bombshell undercover stories from James OíKeefeís Project Veritas about liberal bias in mainstream media newsrooms, one of the first Twitter feeds I look at to find out their take is CNNís self-styled media firefighter Brian Stelter.

Stelter, as most of you reading this already know, is always quick on the draw to call out any perceived slight or slant in Fox News reporting, but is much less interested (read: not interested at all) when itís MSNBC or ABC News or his own network who happen to be in the hot seat.

Such was the case on Tuesday after the Project Veritas story broke about how ABC News reporter Amy Robach accidentally admitted on a hot mic in August that the network opted not to run a blockbuster story on sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein three years ago.

Many eyes turned to Stelter to see what he would have to say about it. But they would have to wait. And wait. And wait.

Eventually he mentioned this in his newsletter -- not on TV -- citing #SalonHot25 favorite Jane Coasten of Vox, Vox's reporter on "The GOP and White Supremacy."

Brave butterball beta buttboy Brian Stelter then declared that the most troubling aspect of this story was not that ABC had covered up for Epstein just as NBC had covered up for Weinstein, but that Epstein was a big meanie who "intimidated" journalists with lawyers.

Wait a minute -- I thought journalists were "brave firefighters."

Now you're telling me they can be "intimidated" by a form letter cease and desist letter?


Good round-up from Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.

Just to review: ABC News' public face is George Stephanopoulos, the former communications director for Bill Clinton. In 2015, Stephanopoulos donated $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation, which the Sunlight Foundation has described as a "slush fund for the Clintons." Which Jeffrey Epstein claimed he co-founded in a 2007 letter "written by high-powered lawyers Alan Dershowitz and Gerald Lefcourt." Court documents "obtained by Fox News in 2016 showed that Clinton took at least 26 trips flying aboard Epstein's private jet, known as the 'Lolita Express,' and apparently ditched his Secret Service detail on some of the excursions." The New York Times reported in July that "A strange thing happened when Jeffrey Epstein came back to New York City after being branded a sex offender: His reputation appeared to rise. In 2010, the year after he got out of a Florida prison, Katie Couric and George Stephanopoulos dined at his Manhattan mansion with a British royal."

The media is a pedophile protection racket, as someone said.

David Harsanyi points out that the media's evidentiary standards for Epstein and Weinstein sure seem to be a lot stricter than their standards for Brett Kavanaugh:

Sorry, but Robach's response to the firestorm doesn't square with her initial comments, in which she states that "[Epstein accuser Virginia] Roberts had pictures, she had everything . . . it was unbelievable what we had. [Bill] Clinton, we had everything."

"Everything" sure sounds like sufficient corroborating evidence. Even if employing the most scrupulous journalistic standards, a giant news organization wouldn't need three years to substantiate -- or dismiss -- a story with pictures, dates, and a credible witness.

We certainly know that ABC didnít need "everything" -- or much of anything, for that matter--Ė when it was running scores of pieces online and on television, highlighting every risible accusation against thenĖSupreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

...

Yet here is Robach's colleague, former Clinton adviser George Stephanopoulos, meeting ABC's editorial standards by allowing Swetnick's shyster lawyer Michael Avenatti to smear Kavanaugh without offering a shred of substantiating evidence for her claims.

Why couldn't Roberts be interviewed similarly?

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That's not the only story they're censoring--



Anyone notice that the media is still talking about "covfefe" but stopped all reportage about the killing of ISIS Terror Emir Baghdadi within 48 hours?

Funny that, huh?

And just one more thing, said Columbo--

Look who decided to take a Mental Health day away from work!

EXCLUSIVE: ABC's Amy Robach skips work and heads to the gym, following her explosive hot mic revelation that the network 'shut down her Jeffrey Epstein sex slave story out of fear of retaliation from British royals'

Amy Robach skipped work and headed to the gym on Wednesday, in the wake of her hot mic Jeffrey Epstein revelation, exclusive DailyMail.com photos show

The 46-year-old appeared to be in an animated conversation with her husband Andrew Shue as she left her Manhattan home, following the bombshell video

The footage of Robach was released Tuesday, where she vented that ABC didn't air her interview with Virginia Roberts, a sex slave of Jeffrey Epstein's

Roberts has accused Epstein of lending her out for sex with his friends while she was underage, including to Prince Andrew

Robach said ABC shut down the story because the palace threatened to sue and over concerns that Prince William and Kate would stop giving interviews to ABC

Firefighters.

Brave.

Behold the courage.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:15 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:15 PM (3sOO0)

2 Last but only for a second

Posted by: Diego at November 06, 2019 03:15 PM (nv0lC)

3 IN!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 03:15 PM (88+cf)

4 top 10

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:16 PM (9g3um)

5 Pouncing over here Boss!

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 06, 2019 03:16 PM (X+a7J)

6 Too much scrolling

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:16 PM (9g3um)

7 Stetler in prison would be an interesting story.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2019 03:17 PM (yRAFu)

8 EDKH

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (1vjNQ)

9 I'm finally free after a 3 hour meeting!! *screams happily*..what has been happening?

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

10 Hey Brian Poncing is better than flouncing

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6XlcD)

11 Stetler is a joke and he probably knows it.

He probably drinks a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (q80AH)

12 The plane, boss, the plane!

Posted by: Tattoo at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (ppBhU)

13 >>>11 Stetler is a joke and he probably knows it.

He probably drinks a lot.

...

he doesn't need the carbs.

I don't know if he drinks. Not alcohol, anyway.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)

14 Damn, that is a lot of content.

Nice play on the LoTR scene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)

15 I just noticed something in that top clip that I never had really focused on before - even though he has the opportunity, and Frodo did not know enough to object, Gandalf takes great pains to never physically touch the Ring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)

16 Our political culture has been going downhill for decades, but it really took a nosedive once the Clinton's came on the scene....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

17 The only thing Stetler pounces on is a chocolate cake. Fat, slovenly since.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (dpl9+)

18 i always think alcoholics would have a harder, more aggressive edge, rather than the soyish passive-aggressive whining that Stelter does.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

19 They literally had the story of the century but cock blocked it because nearly everyone affected was a democrat. Imagine if all of epstein's buddies were republicans.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (JUOKG)

20 Pouncy, Pouncy, Pouncy, Pouncy Pouncy Pounce Pounce Pounce.

Posted by: Republican Tigger at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (r+sAi)

21 Robach said ABC shut down the story because the palace threatened to sue and over concerns that Prince William and Kate would stop giving interviews to ABC

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So, they can be bought and all that matters is the price.

I swear, there's little more destructive to our culture than the idea of the unbiased news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)

22 So much content, so little time.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (fK2gX)

23 Stelter couldn't pounce if you gave him a 20 foot run-up and a gymnast's spring.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

24 11 Stetler is a joke and he probably knows it.

He probably drinks a lot.

...

he doesn't need the carbs.

I don't know if he drinks. Not alcohol, anyway.
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)


In Mother Russia, Potato is made from Vodka! ~Yakov Smirnoff, probably.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (3sOO0)

25 The only thing all this did is put Amy in the spotlight.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 03:20 PM (RU4sa)

26 15 I just noticed something in that top clip that I never had really focused on before - even though he has the opportunity, and Frodo did not know enough to object, Gandalf takes great pains to never physically touch the Ring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)

'I will NOT touch it!'- Elrond

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

27 I just noticed something in that top clip that I
never had really focused on before - even though he has the opportunity,
and Frodo did not know enough to object, Gandalf takes great pains to
never physically touch the Ring.


Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM

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If he touched the ring it would have given him virtually unlimited power. He knew that and avoided that temptation.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (JUOKG)

28 pounce kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEDi_7ncFdU

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (PbpT7)

29 I seem to notice that reporters enjoy claiming that they're "brave firefighters," but I also notice that zero firefighters claim that they are brave reporters.

I think they've pretty conclusively shown themselves to be "firemen" a la Fahrenheit 451 rather than firefighters.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (uquGJ)

30 #TheEpsteinStoryDidntKillItself

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)

31 No one trusts the media, Benny. No one. Those on the Left appreciate getting their talking points for the day and getting their few minutes' hate before and after work. Those on the Right pillory their lack of standards (except, possibly, the double-standards) and mock them.

But no one trusts them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (I2dne)

32 Worth repeating

That ABC Epstein story didn't kill itself

Posted by: VMom's phone at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (EGSGm)

33 scroll

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (B+t5k)

34 18 i always think alcoholics would have a harder, more aggressive edge, rather than the soyish passive-aggressive whining that Stelter does.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

Maybe it's all the soy.

Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (O+iVW)

35 sorry.. meant to say scroll the troll

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (B+t5k)

36 I'd be more worried if the media started referring to themselves as brave lumberjacks 'cause ... you know ...

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (LPnfS)

37 I like the riff on Stelter's name. From Power Bottom to Beta Bottom.

My, how the non-mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (I2dne)

38 29 I seem to notice that reporters enjoy claiming that they're "brave firefighters," but I also notice that zero firefighters claim that they are brave reporters.

I think they've pretty conclusively shown themselves to be "firemen" a la Fahrenheit 451 rather than firefighters.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (uquGJ)

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So, you're saying that their claims to bravery are deeply ironic and dystopian at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)

39 But Trump falsely accused Biden of false crimes, in a false manner.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (88+cf)

40 >>>Maybe it's all the soy.


do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

41 Mostly proves the Media knew bringi n't it out would sink the Clintons and other Leftists who ran in that circle.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)

42 They aren't journalists, they are spokespeople.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (QrTqV)

43 I always thought "mental health day" meant "Irish flu"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (3JY5U)

44 The Juanita Broderick story is the worst best example of media suppression .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tL/BP)

45 do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)


Stinky Tofu is a thing. I think.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (3sOO0)

46 40 >>>Maybe it's all the soy.


do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

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Aren't there enough terrible tasting alcohols out there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (q80AH)

47 I really hope the media never called themselves 'firefighters' but rather that was a moniker someone on our side threw at them. If they did, well that is just sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)

48 BTW, I just looked through about 8 sets of tweets from conservatives looking for Epstein's Mother memes and couldn't find any of the ones I know I saw just over the past two days; but I did find those same threads full of leftists pushing the same three photos of Citizen Trump and Epstein, over and over again. F#ck Twitter, and Jack -- I'm sure the "wrong" memes aren't being censored.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Dh1wo)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

50 I think the Epstein thing might be backfiring on the left spectacularly. The leftist base doesn't realize how much Epstein was in with the leaders of the Democrat party.
The average leftist on the internet is calling bullshit on the Epstein suicide thing as much as we are here. Of course, the medias has implied that Trump and Epstein were best buds, so they might be expecting that this'll get back to him, but they're not going to be happy when they finally open that pandora's box and find a bunch of democrats indicted.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

51 Think of all the people we never would have heard of--or from--if not for the Clinton's

George Steponapenis
James Carville
Lanny Davis
Sid Blumenthal
Paul Begala
Julian Epstein
Dick Goodstein
Dick Morris
Chelsea
Cheryl Mills

the list is long

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (CqE5x)

52 Elrond and Galadriel also avoided touching it, for that reason. Frodo (and Bilbo) were both special in that they possessed it and were able to willingly give it up.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Z2HD7)

53 do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++
I think that's soy sauce. I'll bet that soy wine is possible but I suspect it would be unspeakably foul.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

54 Screw them all.

LOL Get fucked.

You really did build this.

Reap it, bitches.

LOLLTC.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

55 The media covers stories it doesn't like. With a pillow. Until it stops kicking.

- something someguy with the handle of "Iowahawk" may have said one time or another

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (DU2N9)

56 He doesn't strike me as a drinker either. More like an emotionally driven eater.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (xlprn)

57 OT: I have a new shipping time record for electronics parts ordered from China via eBay: 144 days. Ordered June 15, arrived today.

The Cruel Irony: the package sat in the forwarding center right here in my own USA city for 139 days. (It must have been cleaning day yesterday.)

The Silver Lining: price was so low, it was worth the wait.

Posted by: gp, AoSHQ VIP Plutonium Member at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (mk9aG)

58 52 Elrond and Galadriel also avoided touching it, for that reason. Frodo (and Bilbo) were both special in that they possessed it and were able to willingly give it up.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Z2HD7)

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Um...have you seen the scene in Mount Doom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (q80AH)

59 The Babylon Bee is getting better and better.

Or...perhaps the world is just becoming more absurd. Hmmm.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (q177U)

60 40 >>>Maybe it's all the soy.


do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)


That would dull the flavor when they have to clean up their wives.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (8bFEc)

61 Elrond and Galadriel also avoided touching it, for that reason. Frodo (and Bilbo) were both special in that they possessed it and were able to willingly give it up.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Z2HD7)
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Frodo wouldn't have if not for Samwise. Sam kept Frodo on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

62 Stinky Tofu is a thing. I think.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (3sOO0)


natto !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 06, 2019 03:25 PM (LPnfS)

63 Someone needs to ask Gerorge Snuffalupagus how many kids were raped in the years since his precious network squelched the Epstein story.

ABC is owned by Disney. Disney is ok with pedos roaming free?

Would Epstein still be embargoed on the news if we had records of Trump visiting his island the same amount Clinton and Prince Andrew did?

Access to royalty is more important than protecting the children?

(Rhetorical questions the media will never address.)

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2019 03:25 PM (hvf9s)

64 Why does Stetler even have a TV show? He's fat, ugly, looks like he lures carb-rich children into storm drains, has no visible charisma or personality and is clearly an idiot and hypocrite.

They can't find some attractive, vacuous bubblehead to sit there for an hour and run interference for the guild?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:25 PM (datdl)

65 Stelter was grown on Mars in a tray of Matt Damon's shit.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

66 I think the Epstein thing might be backfiring on the left spectacularly. The leftist base doesn't realize how much Epstein was in with the leaders of the Democrat party.
The average leftist on the internet is calling bullshit on the Epstein suicide thing as much as we are here. Of course, the medias has implied that Trump and Epstein were best buds, so they might be expecting that this'll get back to him, but they're not going to be happy when they finally open that pandora's box and find a bunch of democrats indicted.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

Yes, but realizing that Epstein was a scumbag and that the Democrats/Media covered up for him is one thing....
Allowing Trump to benefit in any way is another.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (CqE5x)

67 Re alcoholics: both beer and a lot of types of wine have plant sterols that are similar to estrogen. That's why guys who drink a lot of beer get the beer belly and moobs -- and it can also lead to the weepy emotional swings associated with drunks and preteen girls

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (Z2HD7)

68 45 do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

Stinky Tofu is a thing. I think.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (3sOO0)

Yes, it's called natto. And from what I understand it's disgusting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

69 Trump to speak shortly.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

70 42 They aren't journalists, they are spokespeople.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (QrTqV)

Doesn't Rush also call them stenographers for the Dem party, or something like that?

Whatever - written word, spoken word - they are propagandists. Period.

Stalin's Pravda would be proud.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (CmURZ)

71 It's laughable to think that Trump is implicated in this Epstein thing.

Trump's literally one of the only famous people I've heard make comments about Epstein in public. Remember the remark a while ago where he said something like "Epstein likes them young, no doubt about that." Does that sound like someone who has skeletons in Epstein's closet? Why would you draw attention to that if you were involved?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (KUaJL)

72 He might not drink, but he probably swallows.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (88+cf)

73 Below: an old evil is awakened.

Watch it, please. You'll thank me.

do I even need to tell you whats coming - you already know pic.twitter.com/m4OmJUGwz6

- matts idea shop


Waaaah -- what is this all about? I'm so [frowney-face] when people refer to twitter embeds, assuming that they are visible to readers. Oh well!

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (fK2gX)

74 At this point the media have to protect the blue bubble. It's where all their patrons live and the only source of their ever-dwindling revenue. Because they'll never get another thin dime from the rest of us.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (sN9mD)

75 Stinky Tofu is a thing. I think.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (3sOO0)

Yes, it's called natto. And from what I understand it's disgusting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

I thought natto was beans or something.

Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (O+iVW)

76 The leftist media's irrational hatred of President Trump has exposed them for the partisan, propagandists they always were but kept hidden. God Bless President Trump for this service. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (xJrpl)

77 ABC is owned by Disney. Disney is ok with pedos roaming free?

If they rumors are to be believed, who do you think is doing most of their casting?

Same at Nick, etc. Just sayin'

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (DU2N9)

78 More specifically, natto is fermented, sticky soybeans.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

79 Republicans do not pounce; only nurses pounce.

Republicans mosey, squat, stumble, fall, stagger, and frolic. But they do not pounce.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

80 do they sell fermented soy?

Yes, natto is fermented soybeans. It's delicious.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

81 And so it begins . . .

https://twitter.com/i/status/1191719728496160770

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)

82 do they sell fermented soy?

Isn't that what miso is?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (C78No)

83 69 Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge


That's unusual - normally he goes on and on and on....

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (fK2gX)

84 @61 -- that was when they were already in Mordor and the ring was pretty strong. (Although, yes, Samwise rocks -- he also carried it for awhile and gave it back to Frodo.) Frodo actively tried to give it to Gandalf and later Galadriel and (by the books) he'd had it for over 60 years by that point.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (Z2HD7)

85 Alex Jones has been on this story for YEARS.

Think he'll be replatformed anytime soon?

Nope. Social Media will be the death of society.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Reporters are brave like terrorist leaders are brave who send out mentally slow suicide bombers .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (tL/BP)

87 >>>Same at Nick, etc. Just sayin'

Still waiting for the Dan Schneider allegations to go mainstream.

Schneider's child foot fetish and abuse of Amanda Bynes has been an open rumor/secret for years.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (datdl)

88 18 i always think alcoholics would have a harder, more aggressive edge, rather than the soyish passive-aggressive whining that Stelter does.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

and not such a rosy complection

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (1vjNQ)

89 Why does Stetler even have a TV show? He's fat, ugly, looks like he lures carb-rich children into storm drains, has no visible charisma or personality and is clearly an idiot and hypocrite.
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I know. I thought TV was all about good looks, glamour and charisma.
And Stelter is batting zero.

Same with politics. How is it goofballs and losers like Nadler , Schiff and Pelosi are allowed to be the face of the Democrats?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (CqE5x)

90 Yes, it's called natto. And from what I understand it's disgusting.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)


Not what I was thinking. There's actually a dish called Stinky Tofu. It's one of the worst smelling food in the world, up there with Durian and fermented herring.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (3sOO0)

91 80 do they sell fermented soy?

Yes, natto is fermented soybeans. It's delicious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


DO NOT BELIEVE THAT COMMENT. Natto is one of the most disgusting food on the planet. I literally projectile vomited last time I accidentally ate some.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (fK2gX)

92 Interesting that someone leaked that footage. I'm sure ABC is on a scalp hunt as we speak.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (j3npP)

93 Given that these 'news' organizations are not actually news organizations, but aligned with a political party, one would think they are subject to libel laws as well as reporting on their in-kind campaign contributions to the democrats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (YslsA)

94 Shortly?? He's 6' 2" isn't he??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (Dh1wo)

95 81 And so it begins . . .

https://twitter.com/i/status/1191719728496160770
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

lolol

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (PbpT7)

96 lil tater does get drunk when his folds start fermenting...

Posted by: Diego at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (nv0lC)

97 Matt damon's shit literally commands a higher market price than Brian stelter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (3JY5U)

98 90 Yes, it's called natto. And from what I understand it's disgusting.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

Not what I was thinking. There's actually a dish called Stinky Tofu. It's one of the worst smelling food in the world, up there with Durian and fermented herring.
Posted by: Flyguy


"Stinky tofu," as horrible as it is, smell like ambrosia compared to natto. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (fK2gX)

99 If this is not the end of the media, when? Nobody with eyes to see or ears to hear lends the media any credibility.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

100 do they sell fermented soy?



Packaged under the brand name Coors Light.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (el8j3)

101 Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

About what?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

102 101 Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

About what?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

==========

In an effort to be more presidential, he's going to be doing a March Madness bracket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:30 PM (q80AH)

103 Waaaah -- what is this all about? I'm so [frowney-face] when people refer to twitter embeds, assuming that they are visible to readers. Oh well!
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (fK2gX)
+++++++++++
It's a video clip from the Lord of the Rings where Gandalf the wizard discovers the ring of power and hands it to Frodo for examination. In the part of the scene where the Elvish letters flash on to the ring in the firelight, the video has been doctored to replace the Elvish lettering with stylized English lettering that reads, "Epstein did not kill himself."

They then subtitle "Mordoor" as "Murder."

It is surprisingly well done in terms of effects.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:30 PM (I2dne)

104 Trump had Epstein banned from his property IIRC.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 03:30 PM (tL/BP)

105 Schneider's child foot fetish and abuse of Amanda Bynes has been an open rumor/secret for years.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (datdl)

I understand it wasn't limited to Bynes, either. Heard that Cosgrove was also an early victim, though she seems to have kept from going koo-koo, at least so far.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 03:30 PM (DU2N9)

106 that they possessed it and were able to willingly give it up.>>
We're 'special'

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (9g3um)

107 That's unusual - normally he goes on and on and on....
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (fK2gX)


Ba dum TISHHHHH!

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

108 >>> Trump's literally one of the only famous people I've heard make comments about Epstein in public.

Supposedly Trump banned Epstein for life from Mar a Lago after finding out he assaulted a girl there. AND he was willing to pay the girl's legal bills had she taken it to trial, but she decided not to.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (hvf9s)

109 Biden and son are up to their ears in corruption

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

110 "Stinky tofu," as horrible as it is, smell like ambrosia compared to natto. Seriously.

That's a really weird assessment. Most Asians I know won't go any where near stinky tofu.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

111 >>>and not such a rosy complection

Oooh, i'll pink his cheeks!!!!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Male Nanny at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (PbpT7)

112 101 Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

About what?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

==========

"I have declared the democrat party illegal. The bombing begins in 5 minutes"

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (Izzlo)

113 Someone here picked up a 30 day Faceborg ban for posting a meme about Epstein. Made me laugh like hell because it used Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (j3npP)

114 Courage beheld. Brave Hosenpinklers.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (pMGkg)

115 Trump had Epstein banned from his property IIRC.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 03:30 PM (tL/BP)

The media flipped that around to imply that Trump "knew" about Epstein and kept quiet....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

116 Sam kept Frodo on the straight and narrow.>>
Plus, in the end Gollum bit off my finger.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:32 PM (9g3um)

117 Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

About what?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)


Not sure, but speculation is it's about the Dem lynching of him starting next week.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

118 >>>I understand it wasn't limited to Bynes, either. Heard that Cosgrove was also an early victim, though she seems to have kept from going koo-koo, at least so far.

Most people know about Bynes because of her mental breakdowns in the early 2010s. Which she kinda hinted at being the result of abuse when she was younger while pointing at Schneider.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:32 PM (datdl)

119 Aren't there enough terrible tasting alcohols out there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

120 >>Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

>>About what?

About how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

121 118 >>>I understand it wasn't limited to Bynes, either. Heard that Cosgrove was also an early victim, though she seems to have kept from going koo-koo, at least so far.

Most people know about Bynes because of her mental breakdowns in the early 2010s. Which she kinda hinted at being the result of abuse when she was younger while pointing at Schneider.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:32 PM (datdl)

========

Britney Spears' younger sister is supposed to have had the guy's baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (q80AH)

122 I've got a fever and the only cure is a Trump tweet that *Epstein didn't kill himself!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (0iRrz)

123 R-E-D-R-U-M, egads

Posted by: micky at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (nizGE)

124 99 If this is not the end of the media, when? Nobody with eyes to see or ears to hear lends the media any credibility.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

All of us should start our day with a prayer to God that he rains fire and brimstone on these people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (j3npP)

125 Brian Stetler looks like he smells like hot dog water and astroglide.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (datdl)

126 Packaged under the brand name Coors Light.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 03:29 PM (el8j3)


The official beer of titless women with grooming issues removing their bras.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

127 120 >>Trump to speak shortly.....
Posted by: Sponge

>>About what?

Federal Judges

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (6XlcD)

128
I think 'the epstein story didn't kill itself' line is just brilliant.

Also brilliant from the babylon bee:
https://tinyurl.com/y4axk7xc

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)

129 Brian Stetler looks like he smells like hot dog water and astroglide.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (datdl)


You've met him?

Posted by: Don LeMon at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

130 >>> Schneider's child foot fetish and abuse of Amanda Bynes has been an open rumor/secret for years.

Supposedly he impregnated Britney Spears' little sister. I love Better Off Dead but find it hard to rewatch because of him. So many monsters out there.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

131 89 Same with politics. How is it goofballs and losers like Nadler , Schiff and Pelosi are allowed to be the face of the Democrats?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (CqE5x)

My question is, how can anybody believe that those 3 (and let's add Schumer, too) are the GOOD GUYS when they all have that vicious and smug sneer on their face 24/7?

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)

132 103 Waaaah -- what is this all about? I'm so [frowney-face] when people refer to twitter embeds, assuming that they are visible to readers. Oh well!
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:27 PM (fK2gX)
+++++++++++
It's a video clip from the Lord of the Rings where Gandalf the wizard discovers the ring of power and hands it to Frodo for examination. In the part of the scene where the Elvish letters flash on to the ring in the firelight, the video has been doctored to replace the Elvish lettering with stylized English lettering that reads, "Epstein did not kill himself."

They then subtitle "Mordoor" as "Murder."

It is surprisingly well done in terms of effects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Thanks for the detailed explanation! I can laugh remotely.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (fK2gX)

133 Butterball Beta Bottom Brian.

Hah...alliteration...I love it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (tH5fk)

134 Trump to speak shortly...

" @realDonaldTrump will deliver remarks on federal judicial confirmation milestones! "

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (NAs56)

135 Can we start calling ourselves Tiger Republicans, and replace the elephant with a tiger? With all this pouncing going on, it'd make something to have an animal icon that can, well, actually jump.

And meanwhile, Tiger Republicans are Grrrrrreat!

Posted by: Another Anon at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (RTF09)

136 R-E-D-R-U-M, egads
Posted by: micky


EDKH.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (el8j3)

137 Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this.
Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more
palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered
"wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of
barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or
herself to sake.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

Wu Liang Ye.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)

138 BBBB reminds me of the squeal like a pig scene in Deliverance.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (tH5fk)

139 Can't tell if they are biassed or two-faced.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (m45I2)

140 About how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


Dammit Jack, beat me by mere nanoseconds.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (0iRrz)

141 My question is, how can anybody believe that those 3 (and let's add Schumer, too) are the GOOD GUYS when they all have that vicious and smug sneer on their face 24/7?
Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)

Because that's how they are portrayed--as the GOOD GUYS

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (CqE5x)

142 Best Epstein meme so far.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (VB7Gd)

143 If Brian "Moobs" Stelter were to get shot in the belly at 400 yards by a 30-06 how far would you have to track him to get your trophy picture?

A) 400 yards.
B) 401 yards.
C) 402 yards
D) 0 yards

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (pw+jk)

144

he looks like he sweats when taking a dump

and strains

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (PbpT7)

145 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (1XAal)

146 >>> Also brilliant from the babylon bee:
https://tinyurl.com/y4axk7xc
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 03:34 PM (r+sAi)

Love it! but they forgot the flamethrower extension.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (hvf9s)

147 >Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or

herself to sake.



Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)



Because it was free. And sitting in front of me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (sjdRT)

148 I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)

149 Stop with the Stinky Tofu hate!!!! It is a wonderful dish, especially when served with a hot chili sauce. Fight me!!!!

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (7nbjV)

150 119 Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Shochu is the worst tasting swill I've ever had.

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (sm6Pk)

151 >>>I think 'the epstein story didn't kill itself' line is just brilliant.

Also brilliant from the babylon bee:
https://tinyurl.com/y4axk7xc

...

they're on fire. I have a bunch of those for the end of day blow-off post.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

152 By the way: Remember how liberals were always claiming that it was Trump rather than Clinton who was caught in compromise with Jeffrey Epstein?

If that were ever true -- if that were ever even plausible -- why did the media repeatedly kill and cover-up this story? Were they, um, protecting Trump?


Good point. You still see people claiming Trump killed him, believe it or not. Just saw someone trot that out today. How they can, in any demented sense, come up with that, it has to just be "Orange Man Bad so all bad is Orange Man" somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

153 At least Dan Rather had the decency to quit after blatantly lying about Bush. These lowlifes have made prevarication the core dynamic in "journalism", whatever that is now. And we can rail on about it till the cows come home - like HRC taking bribes and selling access to the State Department, the CIA and FBI overtly carrying out a coup d'etat, etc., - nothing is going to change until the malefactors begin experiencing swift and severe punishment.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (LBO1U)

154 143 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Clean up on this aisle? Going a little over the line, I would wager.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (fK2gX)

155 Let us remember, just a couple weeks ago ABC News aired footage of a range in Kentucky and claimed it was Kurds being attacked in Syria.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (N4xQB)

156 Stinky Tofu>>Anal Otter?

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9g3um)

157 Also brilliant from the babylon bee:

They forgot the chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

158 63 Someone needs to ask Gerorge Snuffalupagus how many kids were raped in the years since his precious network squelched the Epstein story.

ABC is owned by Disney. Disney is ok with pedos roaming free?

Would Epstein still be embargoed on the news if we had records of Trump visiting his island the same amount Clinton and Prince Andrew did?

Access to royalty is more important than protecting the children?

(Rhetorical questions the media will never address.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2019 03:25 PM (hvf9s)

It needs to be in everyone's faces, every day: The Left; The Entertainment Industry, especially the branch aimed at children; and the media are all OK with pedophiles and will flip cartwheels to protect them, all the while stopping at nothing to attack and destroy decent folks on the Right.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (8/7u2)

159 Speaking of suppression, Dem's and the media are going apoplectic with Rand's threat to reveal the WB's name.

Everybody claims they don't know who the WB is.

So here's the conundrum: when Rand reveals the person's name, how will they know that he's right?

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

160 Yet we continue to play pattycake with these scum, submitting to their interrogatives, going on their hostile TV shows, according them a legitimacy they clearly don't deserve.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (H8QX8)

161

O
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EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
M
A
N
B
A
D

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

162 he looks like he sweats when taking a dump

and strains
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah buddy.

Posted by: Hemorrhoids at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Sake can piss off. Soju, I'll drink. Or those Korean boilermakers with soju and cheap watery beer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)

164 155 Let us remember, just a couple weeks ago ABC News aired footage of a range in Kentucky and claimed it was Kurds being attacked in Syria.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (N4xQB)

========

Everything else they air is good, though. I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (q80AH)

165 Aren't there enough terrible tasting alcohols out there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is
"shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese
spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross
precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could
figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

If Sake is so great, then how come the Japs lost the big one? Huh? Huh?

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (gmo/4)

166 Personal taste. Gonna have some shochu I got in Nagasaki last year later. Just over ice with a bit of fizzy water. Good sipping drink, depending on mood, food, weather, etc. Kinda prefer the sweeter ones from Okinawa, though.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (QDnY+)

167 About how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)


Trump is going to claim --"without evidence"--that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (CqE5x)

168 Don't ever forget: This is the same CNN that hid proof of Saddam Husain's rape and torture chambers in order to score an interview with Saddam.

CNN: the only rapists they won't defend are Republicans falsely accused. But the known, actual rapists get Special Coverage puff pieces.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (NE3n0)

169 so i'm late to this party but poke bowls are good

speaking of jap stuff

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)

170 I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?
Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)


Didn't they wait a while and someone else went in and cleaned it out prior?

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Nope. Social Media will be the death of society.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Social media will be the death of social media.
The whole damn world got along just fine before social media and will continue after its gone. Twitter, Facebook, YouTube whatever else censoring conservative voices? So what? The number of people using those platforms is falling anyway. Social media is for celebrities to show the serfs how fabulous they are. Period.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (myjNJ)

172 Yachting Tater > Common Tater

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

173 150 119 Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Shochu is the worst tasting swill I've ever had.
Posted by: Allie


If you think shochu is bad, stay far far away from sake, which is nothing but undistilled unfiltered raw shochu. Blech.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (fK2gX)

174 ? With all this pouncing going on, it'd make something to have an animal icon that can, well, actually jump.

********

♫ ♪

I asked my mama for fifty cents
To see the elephant jump the fence
Jumped so high
He touched the sky
Didn't come down until the fourth of July

Walkin' the dog...

/Rufus Thomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=G3-tdrPkY7w

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (m45I2)

175
I thought the ring would read "Learn to code".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

176 167 About how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)


Trump is going to claim --"without evidence"--that Epstein didn't kill himself?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (CqE5x)

========

He is going to claim "without evidence" that he's appointed a lot of judges. Snopes will rate this as mostly false.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

177 >>>Nope. Social Media will be the death of society.

It's already been the death of True Con Inc.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (datdl)

178 speaking of jap stuff
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)


KOHNEECHEEWHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bansai!!!! at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

179 169 so i'm late to this party but poke bowls are good

speaking of jap stuff

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)

What's a poke bowl, fried pikachu on rice?

Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (O+iVW)

180 I didn't mean to say "jap stuff"

I was talking to someone on the phone and was distracted.

Not to be too pc, but I usually don't say that. Just meant it as an abbreviation.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)

181 156 Stinky Tofu>>Anal Otter?
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9g3um)

Being mustelids, Otters are going to stink pretty badly, themselves.

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (sm6Pk)

182 I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?
Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)
+++++++++++
I suspect they pulled nothing out of pedo island. I suspect they burned it all in situ.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (I2dne)

183 26 'I will NOT touch it!'- Elrond

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

Blues Brother?

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (1vjNQ)

184 The media's whole job is protect democrats and attack republicans. they don't know how to do anything else.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (E+OcO)

185
O
R
A
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G
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
M
A
N
B
A
D
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (Pb

A N D Y E S B U Y M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (CqE5x)

186 >>At least Dan Rather had the decency to quit after blatantly lying about Bush.

If by quit you meant fired then yes, he quit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

187 Being white I'll stick to non appropriation alcohol

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)

188 Even we not drink Sake.

Posted by: Russian Anti-freeze Drunks at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

189 Jap stuff?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

190 185
A N D Y E S B U Y M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (CqE5x)

==========

I thought you needed my help, Little Orphan Annie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

191 >>>What's a poke bowl, fried pikachu on rice?


like, ahi tuna with avocado, seaweed salad, that sauce (forget what it's called) they put on Japense stuff, maybe some kind of carrot-ginger sweet sauce, etc.

Also with rice but i get the rice subbed with salad

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (PbpT7)

192 119 Aren't there enough terrible tasting alcohols out there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)



Like Wasabi (Japanese horseradish), it does open the sinuses if you have a bad head cold. They should make sinus medicine out of it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (ujg0T)

193 FUCK.THEM.ALL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

194 Soju is ok, but Dongdong-ju is the cat's meow. Unfortunately I think one needs to take an 11 hour flight west of here to get any. Sigh...

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (7nbjV)

195 169 so i'm late to this party but poke bowls are good

speaking of jap stuff

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)


I thought that was Hawaiian?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (3sOO0)

196 >>>186 >>At least Dan Rather had the decency to quit after blatantly lying about Bush.
If by quit you meant fired then yes, he quit.

Isn't he an honored guest on Stetler's show at least once a week?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (datdl)

197 No wonder liberal women hate men


Liberal men are just awful
Clinton
Weinstein
Epstein
Lauer
Rose
Letterman
Cosby

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (1XAal)

198 Twitter, Facebook, YouTube whatever else censoring conservative voices? So what? The number of people using those platforms is falling anyway. Social media is for celebrities to show the serfs how fabulous they are. Period.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (myjNJ)


Well, they're more and more trapping the youth of the world, making them more and more dumb, yearning for the next celebrity post.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

199 186 >>At least Dan Rather had the decency to quit after blatantly lying about Bush.

If by quit you meant fired then yes, he quit.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

I saw that Truth movie. I know that he was a great American who was doing the Lord's work in bringing the real truth, unverified by any evidence, against the war criminal W!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

200 One of the NeverTrumpers was out there snarking about how the anti-anti-Trumpers better be careful or they will learn all about Trump's connection to Epstein.

Last I heard, that connection was Trump being the only one to do a single damn thing when informed of what a creep Epstein, who did not kill himself, was.

If there's some evidence of Trump being connected to Epstein in a negative way, then, yes, I do want to know it.

Publish.

Show me.

I want to see.

Don't Mean Girls gossip, show me the evidence. I want to see it.

*waits patiently*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

201 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.

Today we launch our HotAir VIP program, which will finally let our readers join and support the work that HotAir does. Working together, we can prevent the opponents of conservative thought from leveraging boycotts and harassment campaigns used to censor the news, analysis, insight, and just plain fun we love to deliver at Hot Air.

Just imaagine how much money they'll make!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 03:42 PM (I2/tG)

202 173 If you think shochu is bad, stay far far away from sake, which is nothing but undistilled unfiltered raw shochu. Blech.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (fK2gX)

For the most part, I don't mind sake.

Except the one time a friend of mine bought a bottle of it that tasted the way kerosene smells. THAT brand was horrible.

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (sm6Pk)

203 That box of donuts didn't kill itself.


*burp*

Posted by: Tater Stelter at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

204 like, ahi tuna with avocado, seaweed salad, that sauce (forget what it's called) they put on Japense stuff, maybe some kind of carrot-ginger sweet sauce, etc.

Also with rice but i get the rice subbed with salad
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++++
It looks like a bowl full of sushi bits, but isn't sushi. Sounds great. I see them ordered sometimes at the sushi joint I go to, but never think to try one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)

205 182
I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)

+++++++++++

I suspect they pulled nothing out of pedo island. I suspect they burned it all in situ.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (I2dne)
Don't think anything was pulled out of pedo island, not even Bill Clinton pulled out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

206 FBI made sure nothing was left on Pedo Island, not even a fingerprint.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)

207 >>Isn't he an honored guest on Stetler's show at least once a week?

Elder statesman and all that.

Time heals all leftist crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

208 144

he looks like he sweats when taking a dump

and strains

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:36 PM (PbpT7)

That's why he takes his dumps in the shower.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (j3npP)

209 >>>I thought that was Hawaiian?


hah, yes, I think you're right. I did say I was late to this party.

But it does have a bunch of ingredients I usually get in Japanese food, edamame, seaweed salad, ahi, etc.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (PbpT7)

210 -
--
speaking of jap stuff

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)



---

KOHNEECHEEWHAAAAA!!!!!!!


Posted by: Bansai!!!! at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM

---

Supplies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLExVldK0c

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (pMGkg)

211 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.


Dream on, Salem.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

212 I am guessing poke bowl is not a euphemism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (r+sAi)

213 180 I didn't mean to say "jap stuff"

I was talking to someone on the phone and was distracted.

Not to be too pc, but I usually don't say that. Just meant it as an abbreviation.


Just nip it in the bud,okay?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (88xKn)

214 for crying out loud, please respect the otters.

they are the guardians of the kelp forest.
they use tools!
they hold hands while they sleep!

leave them in peace, you monsters

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

215 Get this.

While refusing to run a story on Epstein, at the same time, ABC ran a story on how witches were putting a hex on Kavanaugh.

Mind you, this brings up a problem; witches keep doing this to prominent non-leftists and nothing bad keeps happening. Sooner or later you'd think witches would start going "you know, maybe all of this witch stuff is bunk?"

I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

Pedo Isle was shut down months before they arrested Epstein, and a big fire took place in the temple/meeting building. Then they took another month AFTER HIS DEATH to get down there to explore. There was nothing to find.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

216 **Robach said ABC shut down the story because the palace threatened to sue and over concerns that Prince William and Kate would stop giving interviews to ABC**

...just because that's what they told Robach or what she said out loud doesn't mean that's the real reason. That's the cover story.

Being to chicken to cover the news to keep fluff stories alive is the *spin*.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (FTPn0)

217 >>>That's why he takes his dumps in the shower.


wow.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

218 Tater may be chickenshit but he has a neck like Humpty Dumpty, - if Humpty Dumpty was a lumpy tuber.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)

219 Epstein didn't kill himself with surprise anal.

Posted by: Cross the Streams! at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

220 If Trump had just blamed the Ukraine quid pro quo on a You Tube Video things would be different now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (yRAFu)

221 O
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GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
M
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Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (nNEcr)

222 166 Personal taste. Gonna have some shochu I got in Nagasaki last year later. Just over ice with a bit of fizzy water. Good sipping drink, depending on mood, food, weather, etc. Kinda prefer the sweeter ones from Okinawa, though.



Posted by: rhomboid


The Okinawan ones are made from Sugar cane, and thus are pretty similar to rum. That's why westerners prefer them. But the shochus from Kyushu (i.e. Nagasaki) are sometimes made from all sorts of weird-ass stuff (sweet potatoes, buckwheat, etc.) and so some can be an acquired taste. But others are quite good, if you get the high-end ones.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (fK2gX)

223 >>>201 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.
Today we launch our HotAir VIP program, which will finally let our readers join and support the work that HotAir does. Working together, we can prevent the opponents of conservative thought from leveraging boycotts and harassment campaigns used to censor the news, analysis, insight, and just plain fun we love to deliver at Hot Air.
Just imaagine how much money they'll make!

"Opponents of conservative thought?" Boy, better be on the lookout for those, HotAir! I've heard they're really sneaky and can slip right in under your radar to take over your site and turn it into a shit-tier HuffPo-lite website..

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (datdl)

224 220 If Trump had just blamed the Ukraine quid pro quo on a You Tube Video things would be different now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (yRAFu)

==========

Another Coptic Christian would be in jail and another Democrat would be on their way to the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH)

225 >>>211 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.

yeah I had a little chuckle over that. They're... monetizing AllahPundit.

Perfect.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that Kurt Schlichter will be entirely paywalled, as he's one of Salem's few name draws.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (PbpT7)

226 Butterball Beta Bottom... hehe - I chuckled.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (go1tM)

227 214 for crying out loud, please respect the otters.

they are the guardians of the kelp forest.
they use tools!
they hold hands while they sleep!

leave them in peace, you monsters

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

They sound delicious.

Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (O+iVW)

228 Walter Kronkite said you HAD to be liberal if you were a newsman.

Who was it that said they would protect a terrorist as a confidential informant, even if they KNEW that terrorist was about to kill Americans.

The media is EVIL and must be destroyed as it exists today.

A free society cannot have a corrupt press.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

229 ahi tuna poke is good, but I prefer salmon poke.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (d7Ww2)

230 Well, they're more and more trapping the youth of the world, making them more and more dumb, yearning for the next celebrity post.

Twitter is for gen Xers; young people aren't on Twitter or Facebook.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

231 I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)
...........

Same place they're keeping the Vegas stuff.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

232 225 >>>211 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.

yeah I had a little chuckle over that. They're... monetizing AllahPundit.

Perfect.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that Kurt Schlichter will be entirely paywalled, as he's one of Salem's few name draws.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (PbpT7)

=========

Did you see how Patterico said that Allahpundit was the best writer on the Internet?

We had a chuckle over that one earlier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH)

233 >>>Stetler in prison would be an interesting story.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2019 03:17 PM (yRAFu)

In many ways this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (q177U)

234 For some reason, Swallowswell seems to be on every channel lately.

The guy who said he'd nuke Americans who wouldn't give up their guns.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

235
O
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GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
M
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BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (I2dne)

236 Butterball Beta Bottom... hehe - I chuckled.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (go1tM)


When did he change from Butterball Powerbottom?

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

237 asahi is good jap beer

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (B+t5k)

238 OT - Erdogan apparently decided to come visit Trump next week. There was some delay and deliberation over whether to come. Clearly the right call, though.


Amazingly, there's been no 2nd holocaust of the Kurds, mostly what's happened is a reshuffling of positions and partnerships along entirely predictable lines, we haven't ended any "endless war" nor have we much changed our very limited involvement in this fairly new one, and the sun is still rising in the east every day.


It's almost - almost - like Trump's move was quite pragmatic and even mundane, and 99% of the hysterics on "both" sides have been typical Beltway nonsense.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (QDnY+)

239 Maybe Trump shouldn't brag about appointing judges.
Just do it, as under the radar as possible.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (CqE5x)

240 >>>Did you see how Patterico said that Allahpundit was the best writer on the Internet?

All just one not-so-big big circle-jerk


Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

241 O
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
N
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
D

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

242

Robach looks like she's feeling internal struggle when talking about that stuff...like she knows all about it, being in the media and all, with scumbags like rapist Matt Lauer prowling all over...

She also looks like she knows what to do with a little bit of cocaine...

Wasn't it interesting how the media handled Pizzagate...completely denied that shit as well. So, how to trust their conclusions on that sordid shit when they actively cover up pedo rings in DC.

It's fucking amazing.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (ikxxu)

243 they are the guardians of the kelp forest.

they use tools!

they hold hands while they sleep!



leave them in peace, you monsters

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)


They're also, just yummy when I pop them in my mouth.

Posted by: Great White Shark at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

244 >>>229 ahi tuna poke is good, but I prefer salmon poke.


i like both

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

245 I love sake, soju and poki! Guess I'm the odd man out here.

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9m9TT)

246 186 >>At least Dan Rather had the decency to quit after blatantly lying about Bush.

If by quit you meant fired then yes, he quit.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

He's also become a really annoying social media personality that's constantly liked and shared by my lefty friends. Ironically enough, most of his posts are about the dangers of "fake news"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (N4xQB)

247 Well, they're more and more trapping the youth of the world, making them more and more dumb, yearning for the next celebrity post.

Twitter is for gen Xers; young people aren't on Twitter or Facebook.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Everyone went back to MySpace.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (el8j3)

248 other big news that got buried .. Trump gave an awesome speech a few weeks back at the UN, but the FM was consumed with the new (fake) whistle blower ... wall to wall on the fake, no one heard Trump.


And it was said to be maybe his best speech ever ... nope ... the Firefighters were busy burning Trump. Five Alarm fire to make sure to smoke out the Trump UN speech.

"We will never surrender America's
sovereignty to an unelected, unaccountable, global bureaucracy.

America is governed by Americans. We reject the ideology of globalism, and we embrace the doctrine of patriotism."

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (Cus5s)

249 Jeffrey Epstein did not kill the media's credibility.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (1CjJc)

250 O
R
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GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
M
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NEVERTRUMPERS SWAP WIVES
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
D

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (datdl)

251 One of the NeverTrumpers was out there snarking about how the anti-anti-Trumpers better be careful or they will learn all about Trump's connection to Epstein.


Bring it. If anyone had the goods on that, it would have been brought.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

252 Democrats are criminals

Posted by: Chris M at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (eAZVt)

253 We Are terribly saddened to hear of Amy Robachs suicide tomorrow. We have no idea what will drive her to take her own life after first searching her home and office for evidence.

Clinton Foundation press release

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (90cx5)

254 Pizza Pizza

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (Bf3hj)

255 I didn't think it was possible but this photo just got better.

https://tinyurl.com/yxm9o6db

Posted by: Azathoth at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (vUwY8)

256 Same place they're keeping the Vegas stuff.
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)



I still believe that the reason that nothing has come out about the Vegas shooter is that there is no reason for why he did it other than he wanted to kill a bunch of people because he could.

I think this because that is the most terrifying option of all. Heaven knows it's not because I think the FBI is anything other than corrupt, stupid, arrogant, and mendacious.

Also, am I supposed to care about Roger Stone's trial? Because I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (mf5HN)

257 214 for crying out loud, please respect the otters.

they are the guardians of the kelp forest.
they use tools!
they hold hands while they sleep!

leave them in peace, you monsters

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

They sound delicious.
Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (O+iVW)
........

hors d'oeuvres

Posted by: Great White at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

258 Look up North Fox Island to read about another Pedo Island case from the 70s, this one involving pre-teen boys.

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

259 239 Maybe Trump shouldn't brag about appointing judges.
Just do it, as under the radar as possible.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (CqE5x)

===========

He brags about it all the time.

Progressives who pay attention bring a light to it all the time.

And yet the media and activist Left don't care because the newest shiny object has glinted in the sunlight.

I suspect it's because they can't do anything to stop it, so they're trying to ignore it. That level of win can do nothing but depress the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (q80AH)

260 KOHNEECHEEWHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bansai!!!! at November 06, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Reeee-roi Jienukinsu!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (3JY5U)

261 OBAMA IS INVOLVED
R
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GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
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BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
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Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (ujg0T)

262 244
>>>229 ahi tuna poke is good, but I prefer salmon poke.





i like both

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

You should try otter poke.

Posted by: Otter at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (1CjJc)

263 do they sell fermented soy?

If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

Fermented soy cakes are the smelliest, grossest things that exist on this planet. Like eating the dead flesh of a lich lord from the caves of doom. It smells much, much worse than a rotting corpse and the taste is worse than the smell.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (q177U)

264 >>>240Did you see how Patterico said that Allahpundit was the best writer on the Internet?
All just one not-so-big big circle-jerk

"We're not a circle jerk!" Mandel declared whilst furiously masturbating with other men in a spherical formation.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (datdl)

265 180 I didn't mean to say "jap stuff"

I was talking to someone on the phone and was distracted.

Not to be too pc, but I usually don't say that. Just meant it as an abbreviation.

Posted by: ace


That's wasn't even the worst error in your comment. "Poke" is actually Hawaiian-Japanese, not Japanese-Japanese. Poke is Japanese in the same way that chop suey is Chinese, i.e. not at all.

Poke is actually an American food.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (fK2gX)

266 I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?



Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 PM (9m9TT)

...........



Same place they're keeping the Vegas stuff.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

The big warehouse in the last scene from Raiders?

Top. Men.




Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (gmo/4)

267 242 Wasn't it interesting how the media handled Pizzagate...completely denied that shit as well. So, how to trust their conclusions on that sordid shit when they actively cover up pedo rings in DC.

It's fucking amazing.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (ikxxu)

And yet, the only line they ever used to deny it was "COMET PIZZA DOESN'T HAVE A BASEMENT!!!".

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (sm6Pk)

268 If Trump had just blamed the Ukraine quid pro quo on a You Tube Video things would be different now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2019 03:44 PM (yRAFu)

"What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (DU2N9)

269 244 >>>229 ahi tuna poke is good, but I prefer salmon poke.


i like both
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

All fish poke is good to me!

Posted by: Troy McClure at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (Izzlo)

270 FBI made sure nothing was left on Pedo Island, not even a fingerprint.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)

Unlike at Benghazi, where they left it unattended with papers and shit laying all around.
But Hannity has an FBI pin!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (88+cf)

271 IowaHawk: reporters will cover the story with a pillow until it stops moving and dies

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (rQNU2)

272 This image is making the rounds today. I can't verify it or say if its real or not but supposedly the circled guy...

...is the "whistleblower" aka leaker

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y68eopkk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

273 >>>Did you see how Patterico said that Allahpundit was the best writer on the Internet?

Where's PopeAssHat to give his, um, lawyerly opinion about how Allah's ass cheeks smell like truffle butter, really?

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (32YRo)

274 ace you can joke but HotAir VIP Gold gets you video chats with REAL Townhall media staff! Who could resist camming with Guy Benson and Ed Morrissey??

If you don't release AoS VIP Platinum by December we riot.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (icI8A)

275 O
R
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GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
NO MORE THAN TWO GENDERS
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
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Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (el8j3)

276 Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (ujg0T)
+++++++++++
Good one

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (I2dne)

277 He brags about it all the time.

Progressives who pay attention bring a light to it all the time.

And yet the media and activist Left don't care because the newest shiny object has glinted in the sunlight.

I suspect it's because they can't do anything to stop it, so they're trying to ignore it. That level of win can do nothing but depress the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (q80AH)



They're too stupid to realize this is the most important thing Trump is doing.

Trump is about to flip the Ninth Circuit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

278 Epstein is dead?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (sWM8x)

279
HotAir.com's "just plain fun" is hideous.

HotAir.com is as fun as hauling 4x8" foundation panels for a barracks in Kolyma while you are being eaten alive by a previously unknown strain of cancerous ass-herpes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (FmhK2)

280 OMAR COMMITTED IMMIGRATION FRAUD BY MARRYING HER BROTHER
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
N
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
D

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (KUaJL)

281 >>He's also become a really annoying social media personality that's constantly liked and shared by my lefty friends. Ironically enough, most of his posts are about the dangers of "fake news"

There's a good video of Sheryl Attkisson at some Ted Talk kind of thing talking about the media and the genesis of the Fake News claim. She goes into detail about how it was the Hilary Clinton campaign who coined that term to use against news stories that were negative of her.

Much like Obama's birth certificate which was also started by Hillary, the left gets a pass when they do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

282 I do not believe that is the whistleblower, who is fatter, balder, and darker-haired, but with a fat round face and soybeard

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (PbpT7)

283 >>>Where's PopeAssHat to give his, um, lawyerly opinion about how Allah's ass cheeks smell like truffle butter, really?

He's blocked just about everyone on Twitter, including other NeverTrumpers for not being sufficiently anti-Trump. Such as, not agreeing that Kavanaugh was a drunken serial rapist.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (datdl)

284
265 180 I didn't mean to say "jap stuff"

I was talking to someone on the phone and was distracted.

Not to be too pc, but I usually don't say that. Just meant it as an abbreviation.

Posted by: ace

That's wasn't even the worst error in your comment. "Poke" is actually Hawaiian-Japanese, not Japanese-Japanese. Poke is Japanese in the same way that chop suey is Chinese, i.e. not at all.

Poke is actually an American food.

Posted by: zombie


I like my culturally appropriated poke

leave me alone!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

285 30
#TheEpsteinStoryDidntKillItself

Posted by: Allie at November 06, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)


Well played.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

286 Oy. S/B 4'x8'

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (FmhK2)

287 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

What funeral was this photo taken?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (tL/BP)

288 Any pig in a poke?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (3JY5U)

289 When are these judicial appointment Yuge wins going to make a difference in the lives of those on the Right? Or, are we still playing "We can never roll back the ill gotten gains of the left, that would make us as bad as them"?

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (Bf3hj)

290 >>> ace you can joke but HotAir VIP Gold gets you video chats with REAL Townhall media staff! Who could resist camming with Guy Benson and Ed Morrissey??

unzzzzzzzzzzzzippp!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

291 277
They're too stupid to realize this is the most important thing Trump is doing.

Trump is about to flip the Ninth Circuit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

========

If there's nothing they can do, why talk about it?

I mean, I guess I could see the activist left saying, "We're screwed! We must fight harder!" but only up to a point.

Once Trump does do something huge like flip the 9th Circuit, what does the Left do in response? The 9th flipping is seismic in importance. It's almost like losing SCOTUS for a generation.

That can't encourage donations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (q80AH)

292 sweet potato in most Kyushu shochu [sounds like a bad Japanese music group name], and also in some Okinawan stuff.


But far more prized and rare, and literally unavailable outside Oki AFAIK, and I've looked into it - shikwasa-flavored gummy bears. Kind of a semi-bitter citrus, but makes excellent gummy flavor.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (QDnY+)

293 I think zombie's being held at gunpoint and being forced to post crazy comments. Shochu better than sake. Next zombie'll be posting instructions on how to make toilet wine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (ppBhU)

294 Other benefits of HotAir VIP Gold:

- Comments section is more like a family - a very small family
- Real time access to APs twitter feed without having to use the Twitter app!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (icI8A)

295 Talking about Epstein is racist, homophobic, bigoted, and racist.

Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (1ISKN)

296 Oy. S/B 4'x8'
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (FmhK2)
++++++++++
What??

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (I2dne)

297
211 LOL. HotGas is now trying to put some of its articles behind a paywall.

yeah I had a little chuckle over that. They're... monetizing AllahPundit.


It's ramen noodles all the way down, AP!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (pNxlR)

298
O
R

ANTIFA IS FASCIST
N

GENDERS ARE BINARY

EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

M

A

NEVERTRUMPERS SWAP WIVES

BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE

A

D

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (r+sAi)

299 I still say that Trump should nominate a Supreme Court justice right now to get the ball rolling; preempt the Democrats. I'm still confident that that's the main game plan, to make it impossible for Trump to replace the next retiree from the SCOTUS. Not only does the court not have a specific number of constitutional judges, nothing says they have to be seated immediately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

300 do they sell fermented soy?



If not, what an untapped vein of gold!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
[


Isn't soy sauce fermented soy?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

301 Did you see how Patterico said that Allahpundit was the best writer on the Internet?

All just one not-so-big big circle-jerk

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)


Hell Allahpundit isn't even the best writer at HotGas.

That would be Noah Rothman...
/sarc

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (aS1PU)

302 >>>294 Other benefits of HotAir VIP Gold:

- Comments section is more like a family - a very small family
- Real time access to APs twitter feed without having to use the Twitter app!

...

awesomely awesome!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (PbpT7)

303 Oh, I'd Cam with Mona, but it wouldnt last long

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (Bf3hj)

304 280 OMAR COMMITTED IMMIGRATION FRAUD BY MARRYING HER BROTHER
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
N
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
DRDGE IS DEAD TO US.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (TdMsT)

305 CNN not carrying this

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (CqE5x)

306 280
OMAR COMMITTED IMMIGRATION FRAUD BY MARRYING HER BROTHER

RUSSIAN COLLUSION WAS A HOAX

A

N

GENDERS ARE BINARY

EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS

A

N

BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE

A

D



Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (KUaJL)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 03:52 PM (1CjJc)

307 Though as others have mentioned, if they sell them individually, I'll take the Katie Pavlich VIP Gold pass.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (icI8A)

308 What funeral was this photo taken?

The funeral of Hillary's chances at ever being President of the United States of America

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

309 >>>Isn't soy sauce fermented soy?


i guess, i mean soy alcohol or soycohol

with all the hipster millennial pseudomen, I think it's potentially a goldmine

add some fruity juices and you'd sell millions

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)

310 Say it, Donald. SAY IT!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

311 poke salad annie
gators got yur grannie
everybody said it was shame
cause her momma was a'workin on a chain gang

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)

312

OBAMA IS INVOLVED
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
AMERICA HAS BEEN MADE GREAT AGAIN
N
BILL CLINTON RODE THE LOLITA EXPRESS TO PEDOPHILE ISLAND 37 TIMES
A
D

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (fK2gX)

313 Say it, Donald. SAY IT!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

"COVFEFE"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (CqE5x)

314 Pho?

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (gmo/4)

315 "We're not a circle jerk!" Mandel declared whilst furiously masturbating with other men in a spherical formation.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:48 PM (datdl)

It's totally not gay as long as we're not standing behind each other.

-Seth Mandel

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (j3npP)

316 >>>>294 Other benefits of HotAir VIP Gold:
- Comments section is more like a family - a very small family
- Real time access to APs twitter feed without having to use the Twitter app!

So you can pay to have Allah's feed, which I already have for free on the free Twitter app?

Salem is to marketing what Brian Stetler is to taking regular, well-shaped shits.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (datdl)

317 Soy vaping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

318 Isn't soy sauce fermented soy?

Its supposed to be, but most of the stuff you get at the store is just a mix of chemicals, salt, and stuff like caramel coloring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

319 I do not believe that is the whistleblower, who is fatter, balder, and darker-haired, but with a fat round face and soybeard


Posted by: ace

Whoa! the whistleblower is Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (32YRo)

320 148
I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2019 03:37 48
I want to know what the FBI pulled out of pedo island in the way of documents and where it went?

________


In a bunker-buster-and-nuke-proof vault underneath the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor for posterity ... and future posterior study, but mostly for future posterior study.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (0iRrz)

321 So Seltzer pounced on conservatives reacting?

Got it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (YOhRS)

322
Oy. S/B 4'x8'
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:50 PM (FmhK2)
++++++++++
What??
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (I2dne)

-------

Fast and stupid typing on the fly:

"279
HotAir.com's "just plain fun" is hideous.

HotAir.com is as fun as hauling 4x8" foundation panels for a barracks in Kolyma while you are being eaten alive by a previously unknown strain of cancerous ass-herpes."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (FmhK2)

323 Hellooooooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

324
Stealing this

I move at the speed of cash ...

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (1XAal)

325 I still say that Trump should nominate a Supreme Court justice right now to get the ball rolling; preempt the Democrats. I'm still confident that that's the main game plan, to make it impossible for Trump to replace the next retiree from the SCOTUS. Not only does the court not have a specific number of constitutional judges, nothing says they have to be seated immediately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He could call it the SCOTUS Bullpen

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (vd8XM)

326 Damn, that ran over to two lines. Fixed:

OBAMA IS INVOLVED
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
AMERICA HAS BEEN MADE GREAT AGAIN
N
BILL CLINTON RODE THE LOLITA EXPRESS TO PEDOPHILE ISLAND
A
D

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (fK2gX)

327 Benefits of HA VIP Gold:
The anal isn't a surprise.

You learn nothing faster.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

328 I'm barely over general anesthesia, and I feel comfortable saying that needs work

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (Bf3hj)

329 >>>It's totally not gay as long as we're not standing behind each other.

-Seth Mandel

It's not gay if we're brothers

Posted by: Caleb Howe at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (PbpT7)

330 Speaking of alcohol:

I broke open that Johnnie Walker White Walker.

It was bad. Very mediciny.

It feels like Johnnie Walker had a big, bad batch, threw a Game of Thrones label on it, and just gave up.

Might explain why I was able to get it for $10.

Oh well, I've avoided mixed drinks with scotch, so I guess now's the time to experiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)

331
290 >>> ace you can joke but HotAir VIP Gold gets you video chats with REAL Townhall media staff! Who could resist camming spooning with Guy Benson and Ed Morrissey??

unzzzzzzzzzzzzippp!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (pNxlR)

332 Poke Salad Annie

Posted by: Gator got your grannie at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (88+cf)

333 I've got another million $ idea: Soy Patches!

Like nicotine patches, except they have estrogen.

Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

334

Buttigieg recalibrates toward the middle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (aKsyK)

335 Next zombie'll be posting instructions on how to make toilet wine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 03:51 PM (ppBhU)



IIRC, the California Department of Corrections did post an article about "Pruno", a fermented concoction made by inmates with prison cafeteria fruit and sugary products.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (ujg0T)

336 Epstein is a white supremacy dogwhistle conspiracy.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (q177U)

337 255
I didn't think it was possible but this photo just got better.



https://tinyurl.com/yxm9o6db

Posted by: Azathoth at November 06, 2019 03:47 PM (vUwY

Wow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (ymnmz)

338 Though as others have mentioned, if they sell them individually, I'll take the Katie Pavlich VIP Gold pass.

::raises hand::

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (uGHnY)

339 143 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



Clean up on this aisle? Going a little over the line, I would wager.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:38 PM (fK2gX)

===
Sorry if I offended. That was a joke about how far the obese man would get before collapsing.
I apologize to anyone that found that in poor taste.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (pw+jk)

340 Salem is mah bitch.

Posted by: Michelle Malkin at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (sWM8x)

341 the Obama staff photo should be labeled ... "on the day they found out a new sheriff is coming to town, and they may all be headed to prison" ... or something like that, but shorter.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (Cus5s)

342 150 119 Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.
Posted by: zombie

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Shochu is the worst tasting swill I've ever had.

Posted by: Allie
----------
166 Personal taste. Gonna have some shochu I got in Nagasaki last year later. Just over ice with a bit of fizzy water. Good sipping drink, depending on mood, food, weather, etc. Kinda prefer the sweeter ones from Okinawa, though.

Posted by: rhomboid
------------
Both shochu and sake are both better warm in my opinion. Have had a lot of both in many izakayas across Japan and Okinawa. Still have a bottle or two of the top shelf stuff for special occasions.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (go1tM)

343 Trump to speak shortly...

" @realDonaldTrump will deliver remarks on federal judicial confirmation milestones! "
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 03:35 PM (NAs56)
***********
I don't get why he's doing this. I think he should keep it secret.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 03:55 PM (wiXsO)

344
i guess, i mean soy alcohol or soycohol



with all the hipster millennial pseudomen, I think it's potentially a goldmine



add some fruity juices and you'd sell millions



Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)


Call it Shi Loco -- alcoholic soy sauce mixed with Red Bull.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC)

345 If Bevin lost, "they are going to say Trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. You can't let that happen to me". Donald Trump.

Bwahaha

Posted by: Kentucky Gold at November 06, 2019 03:56 PM (fMAlP)

346 OBAMA IS INVOLVED
R
A
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
AMERICA HAS BEEN MADE GREAT AGAIN
N
BILL CLINTON RODE THE LOLITA EXPRESS TO PEDOPHILE ISLAND
A
DRAIN THE SWAMP
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (fK2gX)

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2019 03:56 PM (KUaJL)

347 >>>Though as others have mentioned, if they sell them individually, I'll take the Katie Pavlich VIP Gold pass.

You had my interest, now you have my attention.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 06, 2019 03:56 PM (PbpT7)

348 But far more prized and rare, and literally unavailable outside Oki AFAIK, and I've looked into it - shikwasa-flavored gummy bears. Kind of a semi-bitter citrus, but makes excellent gummy flavor.

Posted by: rhomboid


Mmmmm, that sounds good.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:56 PM (fK2gX)

349
327 Benefits of HA VIP Gold:
The anal isn't a surprise.

You learn nothing faster.


It's exactly like viewing the colonoscope inserted in Jake Tapper's alimentary canal!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

350 >>I didn't think it was possible but this photo just got better.



>>https://tinyurl.com/yxm9o6db

Great find.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

351 How will the republic survive if we can't interview members of a foreign royal family?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (Boy/L)

352 How many of you have had poison viper sake?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

353 Robach said ABC shut down the story because the palace threatened to sue and over concerns that Prince William and Kate would stop giving interviews to ABC

They don't seem to have that same concern about Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)

354 Has Amy Rorbach recanted and announced the video was selectivly edited yet? Or is she just unexpectedly dead?

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (MxEKc)

355 By the way: Remember how liberals were always claiming that it was Trump rather than Clinton who was caught in compromise with Jeffrey Epstein?
---
Of all the stories around Epstein, Trump's is the best. He didn't attend any celebration parties for beating a kiddie-rape rap.

He told the guy to hit the pavement and never come back to his properties again.

You have to be batshit in order to not see that as the better story.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (YOhRS)

356 328
I'm barely over general anesthesia, and I feel comfortable saying that needs work

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (Bf3hj)

Nope... needs work, but I suppose it's better than nothing... said a guy who almost died from anesthetic side effects.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

357 We're not a circle jerk!"

*********


You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2019 03:58 PM (m45I2)

358 By the end of the week Trump will be a person of interest for funding Epstein's entire operation. Viche Republican's will be aghast.

Posted by: A2 Clone at November 06, 2019 03:58 PM (Pzzpr)

359 I didn't think it was possible but this photo just got better.



>>https://tinyurl.com/yxm9o6db

Great find.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:58 PM (CqE5x)

360 A bit of Winston Wolff wisdom may be in order about "flipping" appeals courts. The "milestones" of real note the last few years include district courts brazenly violating congressional limits on their jurisdiction and power [Temporary Protected Status case - which AFAIK is literally an unprecedented bit of lawlessness, on a fundamental procedural level].


And it's not academic to note that the focus on personnel is, literally, the rule of men and not rule of law.


And not having a real chief justice atop the system will be a continuing problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 03:58 PM (QDnY+)

361 Benefits of AoS Platnum Terrrilium Diamond Memborship:

- Protection from Anal Otter Surprise
- Countless days on Ginger Island - sufficient benjis supplied
- Endless merriment and mirth derived from idiotic twitter feeds of soy ranger ricks of the the NT brigade


Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 03:58 PM (32YRo)

362 354
Has Amy Rorbach recanted and announced the video was selectivly edited yet? Or is she just unexpectedly dead?


Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (MxEKc)


I believe she has claimed it was taken out of context. I don't know how such straight-forward language can be claimed to be "out of context", but whatever.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (rP4OC)

363 356 Nope... needs work, but I suppose it's better than nothing... said a guy who almost died from anesthetic side effects.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

===========

"A surgeon never kills a patient. An anaesthesiologist can kill a patient, but a surgeon never can."
-The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

364 .
OPRAH FOR PRES
RECESSION
ANAL SURPRISE
NANCY HAS NICE TITS
GENDERS ARE FLUID
EPSTEIN WAS A VICTIM
MELANIA WAS BEATEN
ANAL AGAIN
NADLER IS SEXY
BIDEN IS SMART
ANAL FOREVER
DERP

Posted by: Obama Voter at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

365 We're not a circle jerk!"


We pair off into work groups!

Posted by: Tater Stelter at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

366 Trump/Mitch could just start adding SCOTUS judges, one a month till Dems agree to vote for a constitutional change limiting the number to Nine. (cuz do we doubt, after this coup, that they would add five more judges? ... or at least that outcome should be prevented)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (Cus5s)

367 I caught my youngster secretly trying to access Hotair VIP without our knowledge or consent.

He has since been banned from the computer and we've found a wonderful therapist for him.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

368 Trump taking "a victory lap" says FOX as they dump out of live coverage....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (CqE5x)

369 >>>- Protection from Anal Otter Surprise

No such thing, if i'm being honest

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)

370 How many of you have had poison viper sake?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

Habu Sake?
Makes your mouth numb.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (88+cf)

371 366 Trump/Mitch could just start adding SCOTUS judges, one a month till Dems agree to vote for a constitutional change limiting the number to Nine. (cuz do we doubt, after this coup, that they would add five more judges? ... or at least that outcome should be prevented)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (Cus5s)

==========

You offer the amendment.
Democrats reject it.
Then you nominate 5 justices.
Outcry.
Re-offer the amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

372 How many of you have had poison viper sake?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

In many ways this is the story...

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q177U)

373 BTW: Trump will be coming to Tuscaloosa for the Bama/LSU game.

Don't think he'll get booed there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

374 If you wanted to know how child grooming gangs managed to run entire town in England turning its children into concubines, and the British Press said nothing about it, now you know. The American Press would happily do the same for us.

Posted by: Socratease at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (BT83d)

375 293 I think zombie's being held at gunpoint and being forced to post crazy comments. Shochu better than sake. Next zombie'll be posting instructions on how to make toilet wine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


TOILET WINE

Hoard at least 24 raisin rolls from your prison lunch. Cell Block 4 has the biggest rolls, so eat there if possible.

Pluck all the raisins from the 24 raisin rolls.

Place raisins in toilet. Cover

Let ferment for 2 to 3 weeks.

During fermentation time, hold in your piss and pee in the shower instead. Make sure not to drop soap during this time.

After fermentation, taste to test for alcohol levels.

Decant into empty Fresca bottles.

Sell for 2 packs of cigarettes each to Aryan Bortherhood and La Raza members in your cell block. This will earn you protection from Los Zetas and the Crips.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (fK2gX)

376
Li'l Georgie S has got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (pNxlR)

377 I do not believe that is the whistleblower, who is fatter, balder, and darker-haired, but with a fat round face and soybeard

Yeah he seems kinda young for the resume we've seen for punchinello or whatever his name is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

378 373 BTW: Trump will be coming to Tuscaloosa for the Bama/LSU game.

Don't think he'll get booed there.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

========

College town.

50/50.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

379 ABC buried the Epstein story for Hillary, while NBC buried the Weinstein story for Hillary.

Solution: Have ABC and NBC swap stories like Agents Strzok and Pientka swapped stories--also for Hillary!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (/4bOy)

380
I caught my youngster secretly trying to access Hotair VIP without our knowledge or consent.

He has since been banned from the computer and we've found a wonderful therapist for him.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

--------

Good start. But gay conversion therapy will likely be required.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (FmhK2)

381 Next zombie will be posting instructions on how to make toilet wine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 03:51 P

That*s just crazy talk. Posting toilet wine recipes here would be like offering swimming lessons to fish.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (90cx5)

382 You make prison booze in a sealable plastic bag, its stored in the toilet to keep it at a set temperature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

383 364

OPRAH FOR PRES
RECESSION
ANAL SURPRISE
NANCY HAS NICE TITS
GENDERS ARE FLUID
EPSTEIN WAS A VICTIM
MELANIA WAS BEATEN
ANAL AGAIN
NADLER IS SEXY
BIDEN IS SMART
ANAL FOREVER
DERP
Posted by: Obama Voter at November 06, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

Hahahaha

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (1vjNQ)

384 378
373 BTW: Trump will be coming to Tuscaloosa for the Bama/LSU game.



Don't think he'll get booed there.





Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)



========



College town.



50/50.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)


THe loony lefties won't be at something as pedestrian and plebeian as a football game. That's for the "rubes."

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (rP4OC)

385 I had some poke sallet (poke salad) growing in some of my plant beds this year - it's a common weed, big, bright green, grows fast. If you're starving, you can cook it and eat it, but you gotta be careful - since it's poisonous! Some people apparently have been able to tolerate it, but it looks like for most it's a good way to get your GI tract to totally purge itself in a short amount of time.

Poke salad Annie was crazy since she ate it all the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

386 I do not believe that is the whistleblower, who is fatter, balder, and darker-haired, but with a fat round face and soybeard

Yeah he seems kinda young for the resume we've seen for punchinello or whatever his name is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe he's been depression eating for the past three years and put on 50 pounds?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (CqE5x)

387 College town.

50/50.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

Pffft. I know Tuscaloosa.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Boy/L)

388 384
THe loony lefties won't be at something as pedestrian and plebeian as a football game. That's for the "rubes."
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (rP4OC)

==========

Faculty get tickets.

They'll go if only to boo Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (q80AH)

389 Don't give a rat's about the non-WB WB, but that photo doesn't look like the others of him. Hair color different, even.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (QDnY+)

390 373 BTW: Trump will be coming to Tuscaloosa for the Bama/LSU game.

Don't think he'll get booed there.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

Didn't the current democrat governor of Louisiana threaten to cancel the LSU football program?

Well played, Mr. President.

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (Izzlo)

391 52
Elrond and Galadriel also avoided touching it, for that reason. Frodo
(and Bilbo) were both special in that they possessed it and were able to
willingly give it up.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Z2HD7)

Hobbits in general are thought to be magic resistant.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

392
That*s just crazy talk. Posting toilet wine recipes here would be like offering swimming lessons to fish.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a
list of local DNC offices at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (90cx5)


Posted six comments after a "recipe" for toilet wine.

I love the Horde.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (rP4OC)

393 387 College town.

50/50.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

Pffft. I know Tuscaloosa.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Boy/L)

=========

I also know the professors I had at Tuscaloosa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

394 The only way to prevent surprise otter anal is with an assault penguin.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (icI8A)

395 Indian-American MIT Prof Abhijit Banerjee and wife win Nobel in Economics

".. and wife" ?

Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (5I436)

396 ABC buried the Epstein story for Hillary, while NBC buried the Weinstein story for Hillary.

Anthony Weiner. And her husband.


BOY, Hillary is sure surrounded by a lot of pervs, isn't she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

397
Robach said ABC shut down the story because the palace threatened to sue and over concerns that Prince William and Kate would stop giving interviews to ABC.

----

I'm afraid! Why do you want me to be afraid?! I can't report things that will make people angry at me!

Posted by: ABC at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (vh3su)

398 Why is elephant hunting better in Tuscaloosa ?

Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 06, 2019 04:04 PM (5I436)

399 Indian-American MIT Prof Abhijit Banerjee and wife win Nobel in Economics


Not only that, every time he signs his name he scores 100 points in Scrabble.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

400 Maybe you are right, JM.

Trump carried Alabama by 28 points and only carried Tuscaloosa County by 20.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (Boy/L)

401 How will the republic survive if we can't interview members of a foreign royal family?

One of the benefits of kicking the Brits to the curb in the 18th century is not having to give a flying fucking shit about the "Royal Family"

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (DU2N9)

402 They're... monetizing AllahPundit.

They'll make millions!

Posted by: PunditAllah! at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (I2/tG)

403 I'm certain straight as an arrow Bill Barr is still appalled.

Posted by: Galil at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (Pzzpr)

404 402 They're... monetizing AllahPundit.

They'll make millions!
Posted by: PunditAllah! at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (I2/tG)

=========

Of Hyrule rupees?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

405 Has Epstein didn't kill himself sign show up on GameDay yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)

406 College town.

50/50.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

Nope, go look at LSU's Golden Girls or Alabama's Crimsonettes. Woke anti-Trump culture ain't supporting either one of them, especially not at a football game.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (QS/Ye)

407 If I sign up for Hot Air's VIP pass, do I get special access to Jake Tapper's Twitter feed?

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)

408 There ain't 100,000 professors at UA.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Boy/L)

409 Republicans are racist
Ass I eat
I can't english good
Mom, I'm on the computer!
ORANGEMANBAD
N
D
O

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Izzlo)

410 Townhall going to VIP system as well.

Kurt Schlichter - VIP

Katie Pavlich - VIP

Ben Shapiro - Not a VIP

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

411 Hobbits in general are thought to be magic resistant.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)
---
They can never wear the underwear.

Posted by: Pierre De-electo at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (YOhRS)

412 Elrond and Galadriel also avoided touching it, for that reason. Frodo (and Bilbo) were both special in that they possessed it and were able to willingly give it up.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 06, 2019 03:23 PM (Z2HD7)

Hobbits in general are thought to be magic resistant.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

Don't leave out Sam! He did it too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

413 Trump is about to flip the Ninth Circuit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM


^^^ This.

So. Much. This.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (ejd/p)

414 382 You make prison booze in a sealable plastic bag, its stored in the toilet to keep it at a set temperature.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)



Exactly. It's actually quite ingenious how the inmates go about it, although I can't ever imagine drinking the stuff.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (ujg0T)

415 Indian-American MIT Prof Abhijit Banerjee and wife win Nobel in Economics

Kudos to the little woman!

Posted by: The Nobel Prize Committee! at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (I2/tG)

416 So is this a pounce or a seize? Can I get a ruling on this?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

417 398 Why is elephant hunting better in Tuscaloosa ?
Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 06, 2019 04:04 PM (5I436)

Why?

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (1vjNQ)

418 They'll make millions!
Posted by: PunditAllah! at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (I2/tG)

Of yen.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (J+mig)

419 If you sign up for the Surprise Anal Otter VIP pass, you get special access to surprise anal!!!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)

420 I saw the VIP thing on redstate when I looked earlier today.

Posted by: Someguy at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (O+iVW)

421 One of the benefits of kicking the Brits to the curb in the 18th century is not having to give a flying fucking shit about the "Royal Family"

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (DU2N9)
---
And how has that worked out for the urban media?

(gag)

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (YOhRS)

422 Damn it, The New Midway is being panned.
But I guess with Woody Harrelson as Nimitz, and Dennis Quaid as Halsey, what did I expect.

Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles. But the critics (at least those on the right) loved it.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)

423 "If I sign up for Hot Air's VIP pass, do I get special access to Jake Tapper's Twitter feed?
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)"

No, but when Jake's twitter harem of soycoholics play ooky cookie, you get double the chance to be the lucky winner.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (icI8A)

424 408 There ain't 100,000 professors at UA.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Boy/L)

=========

I didn't mean to imply that the entire crowd would boo.

Just that there would be booing.

And you know what? There are gonna be media microphones near by in some kind of happenstance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (q80AH)

425 I still say that Trump should nominate a Supreme Court justice right now to get the ball rolling; preempt the Democrats. I'm still confident that that's the main game plan, to make it impossible for Trump to replace the next retiree from the SCOTUS. Not only does the court not have a specific number of constitutional judges, nothing says they have to be seated immediately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Who wants to have their life totally screwed up for two or three years while every week the media and leftists go through their trash cans, their HS yearbooks, etc. to try to find some imaginary crime this person committed and have no timetable at all for when they are nominated. IF they are currently a sitting judge, I believe that they have to leave the bench. If you are in practice as a lawyer, imagine what happens to you and your firm while the media jackals demand you recuse yourself from every case because you MIGHT have to review it on the SC.

No one is going to volunteer to be in that position. Some of Trump's nominees for lower courts waited over a year for the Senate to get it together, until McConnell went nuclear to get them through.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (96m0f)

426

In the meantime the entertainment industry, public education, some from Obama's czar groups, etc are trying to soften pedophilia like it's some kind of natural thing, nothing to worry about. It's creeping in as they always do it. Start out a show for all to like, then slip in the immoral bs. Watch out for it. Not only are they slipping pedo's into our conscious, but non-gender people. There are no sexes either.

No ages, no gender. Only demonized anarchy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)

427
HotAir.com is as fun as hauling 4x8" foundation panels for a barracks in Kolyma while you are being eaten alive by a previously unknown strain of cancerous ass-herpes."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 03:54 PM (FmhK2)


HotAir frowned upon posters poking fun at AP or Poppin' Fresh, unless you were deferential as you did so. Forelock tugging was the order of the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (pNxlR)

428 Why is elephant hunting better in Tuscaloosa ?

Because the tusks are looser?

Posted by: Groucho at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

429 >>>>Trump is about to flip the Ninth Circuit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But...
MuhGorsuch
MuhKavanaugh
MuhEconomy
MuhJobs
MuhJudges

Posted by: NeverTrump, Standing in the Bedroom Corner at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (datdl)

430 405
Has Epstein didn't kill himself sign show up on GameDay yet?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)


At a football game have the other side of a John 3:10 sign be "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (ymnmz)

431 385 I had some poke sallet (poke salad) growing in some of my plant beds this year - it's a common weed, big, bright green, grows fast. If you're starving, you can cook it and eat it, but you gotta be careful - since it's poisonous! Some people apparently have been able to tolerate it, but it looks like for most it's a good way to get your GI tract to totally purge itself in a short amount of time.
---
You boil it three times, pouring off the water the first two times.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (sWM8x)

432 It really is something that no one has turned on Cankles yet. How can she possibly still hold that much power over people?

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (Xvo1a)

433 417 398 Why is elephant hunting better in Tuscaloosa ?
Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 06, 2019 04:04 PM (5I436)

Why?
Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (1vjNQ)

I dunno, but I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Groucho at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

434 422 Damn it, The New Midway is being panned.
But I guess with Woody Harrelson as Nimitz, and Dennis Quaid as Halsey, what did I expect.

Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles. But the critics (at least those on the right) loved it.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)

==========

I mean, it's Roland Emmerich. There shouldn't be much of a surprise.

He hasn't made a good movie in about 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

435 Toilet wine recipients

What is next?

Apple jack recipes ??

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

436 Indian-American MIT Prof Abhijit Banerjee and wife win Nobel in Economics

They only award her 75% of the prize amount he'll get, but she gets to keep half of his.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (wCmLp)

437 blackmail, of course

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (Bf3hj)

438 Can't touch this

Posted by: MC OneRing at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (h5TKJ)

439 Trump is going to claim --"without evidence"--that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 03:39 PM (CqE5x)

________


Dr. Michael Baden FTW! Another news story suffocated by the media ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (0iRrz)

440 If I sign up for Hot Air's VIP pass, do I get special access to Jake Tapper's Twitter feed?

That's the fatal flaw - these prima donnas can't bear to have anyone miss their Big Insights, so they'll just tweet them out anyway, paywall or no paywall.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (I2/tG)

441 That*s just crazy talk. Posting toilet wine recipes here would be like offering swimming lessons to fish.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a
list of local DNC offices at November 06, 2019 04:01 PM (90cx5)
+++++++++++++
A wife in Vegas? Take my advice. That's like going to China with a sack of rice.

Posted by: Dean Martin at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (I2dne)

442 The beclowning over the WB identity is really something. A couple of otherwise [well, depending on topic] non-idiotic pundits retwatting Kaus's jaw-droppingly dumb suggestion that the WB identity/background matter because *this will allow us to know what to think about his allegations*. You see, when "pro-Trump" people say X, it means something different than when "n-Ts" say X.


X, itself, whether it's true factually or correct analytically, does not appear to enter into it. Because none of us have the brains or background to evaluate a claim on our own, on the merits.


The utter inability to reason logically is a plague that has not been limited to "the left".


Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)

443 The VIP package is a $294 value. For stuff that used to be free.

Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

444 >>>HotAir frowned upon posters poking fun at AP or Poppin' Fresh, unless you were deferential as you did so. Forelock tugging was the order of the day.


Insulating yourself from your customers/visitors will result quickly in them insulating themselves from you.

90% of the Soy Patrol has totally embubbled themselves and really thinks they represent something close to a majority GOP consensus.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

445 They'll make millions!

Posted by: PunditAllah! at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (I2/tG)



Of yen.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (J+mig)

Rupees.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (DU2N9)

446 So, are we saying that AtC is magic resistant?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (Boy/L)

447 >>>443 The VIP package is a $294 value. For stuff that used to be free.

it was overpriced then, too.

except for Schlichter. That's a tough one.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

448 Speaking of hobbits:


I have this news on real good authority
Hobbits aren't promoted for seniority
Frodo turned the job down
At the moment he found
That he was just a tolkien minority

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2019 04:10 PM (m45I2)

449 385 Poke salad Annie was crazy since she ate it all the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

Chomp, chomp.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:10 PM (1vjNQ)

450 Don't leave out Sam! He did it too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

Everyone should have a friend like Samwise Gamjee

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

451 Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles. But the critics (at least those on the right) loved it.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)
---------

I'm with you. I bought into the hype. It was good, not great.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

452 It really is something that no one has turned on Cankles yet. How can she possibly still hold that much power over people?

She has a billion dollars in ill gotten funds to hire hit men with?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (r+sAi)

453 are trying to soften pedophilia like it's some kind of natural thing, nothing to worry about.

It is the obvious next step after gay marriage and transgenderism - normalize powerful men having sex with children.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (I2/tG)

454 Prison "chalk"

Water
Potatoes
Bread
Orange peels

Soak in water. Let sit for two weeks. Strain. Don't worry about the cloudy appearance. That's where "chalk" name comes from.
Potatoes and orange peels (starch and sugars) feed the yeast in the bread.

Result? Authentic Texas Prison hootch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (el8j3)

455 Has Epstein didn't kill himself sign show up on GameDay yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)

I think they started screening everything after the "I Wanna Bohn Linda Kohn" sign made its appearance.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (QS/Ye)

456 In the meantime the entertainment industry, public
education, some from Obama's czar groups, etc are trying to soften
pedophilia like it's some kind of natural thing, nothing to worry about.
It's creeping in as they always do it. Start out a show for all to
like, then slip in the immoral bs. Watch out for it. Not only are they
slipping pedo's into our conscious, but non-gender people. There are no
sexes either.



No ages, no gender. Only demonized anarchy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)

They're "progressing" us all the way back to the 5th century.
B.C.
You know, when pedophilia and pederasty were common as were baby sacrifices to Moloch.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (DU2N9)

457 That he was just a tolkien minority
Posted by: Muldoon


I don't know whether to cheer or weep.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (fK2gX)

458 Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles. But the critics (at least those on the right) loved it.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)
+++++++++++
I liked Dunkirk. The use of the score was inspired. It is a movie with almost no dialogue and the music tells the story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)

459 447 >>>443 The VIP package is a $294 value. For stuff that used to be free. it was overpriced then, too.

except for Schlichter. That's a tough one.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

For $294, Schlichter better come to my house, cook me dinner, and give me a happy ending.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

460 He hasn't made a good movie in about 20 years.

FIFY

Posted by: that guy who fixes it for you at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (h5TKJ)

461 >>>Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles.

I could not get past the opening sequence. I was bored and I felt nothing. It all just seemed like a technical exercise.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

462 LOL Muldoon

Posted by: skywch at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (IWvy/)

463 >>>445 They'll make millions!
Posted by: PunditAllah! at November 06, 2019 04:05 PM (I2/tG)
Of yen.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (J+mig)
Rupees.

Fast food wrappers on the floor of Brian Stetler's car.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (datdl)

464 Yeah I guess you are right. The Patriot was the last one I enjoyed. I wanted to go see it on Monday, veterans day. Maybe going in with low expectations is key

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (Bf3hj)

465 I'm going to have to pass on the VIP package. I want to be able to eat the wet cat food when I retire.

Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

466 Don't leave out Sam! He did it too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

Everyone should have a friend like Samwise Gamjee
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

I didn't read the books but in the movies Sam was unquestionably the unsurpassed hero to me.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (tL/BP)

467 Who wants to have their life totally screwed up for two or three years while every week the media and leftists go through their trash cans, their HS yearbooks, etc.

Well I agree it would not be fun for them, but it would be more like 6 months, not 2 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

468 When HA killed their normal commenting system, Ed basically went on Twitter to say good riddance to all the hayseeds that left, the same year he was releasing his stupid book that sold no copies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (icI8A)

469
Back in the 1970s, before they started planting types of soybeans that Asians would eat (they were used for livestock feed and textured proteins), fields in a nitrogen rotation were regularly plowed under as green manure if the price for soybeans was too low to justify.

The smell when that shit starts decomposing is impossible to forget.

Posted by: fktheleft at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (I54dk)

470 Where's PopeAssHat to give his, um, lawyerly opinion about how Allah's ass cheeks smell like truffle butter, really?
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 03:49 PM (32YRo)

I'm very busy on teh Law Twatters giving my ranges of opinion spanning from Drumpf to the Vic Lasagna case.

Posted by: PopeAssHat at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (LhK3i)

471 except for Schlichter. That's a tough one.

I like Kurt, but I'm not paying for his great political insights.

I'll buy his books, because I find them amusing, and his high internet profile is probably good for his law practice.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 04:12 PM (I2/tG)

472 I mean, it's Roland Emmerich. There shouldn't be much of a surprise.

He hasn't made a good movie in about 20 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++++
It might be "never." His best movie, hands down, is Independence Day. I made the YUGE mistake of watching the director's cut.

Ruined the movie. It was just 20 minutes of normal Emmerich dead wood. I think his producer duct-taped him to a chair and fixed his movie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (I2dne)

473 Would calling Stelter Butterball Powerbottom trigger a Twitter suspension.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aCNZ6)

474 >>>468 When HA killed their normal commenting system, Ed basically went on Twitter to say good riddance to all the hayseeds that left, the same year he was releasing his stupid book that sold no copies.

larf larf larf larf

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

475 Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.

OANN aired tape of a reporter going to Eric's house and trying to find him, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

476 I never learned to sock!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (1ISKN)

477 458 Then again, I didnt care for Dunkirk. I never felt invested in any character, and it was all the same aerial footage from 23 different angles. But the critics (at least those on the right) loved it.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)
+++++++++++
I liked Dunkirk. The use of the score was inspired. It is a movie with almost no dialogue and the music tells the story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)

=========

I think Dunkirk is bursting with character.

In particular in the sea section.

The problem is that you never really learn anyone's names, but I think the characters are really clearly drawn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)

478 Speaking of bad deals, what does Bridget Phetasy charge for monthly butt selfies of her almost 40 year old ass?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (icI8A)

479 ITS FUNNY CAUSE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CHOCKED HIMSELF AND EPSTEIN DIDN'T

Posted by: Charles Barkley at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

480 475
Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.



OANN aired tape of a reporter going to Eric's house and trying to find him, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

They are kidding no one. The tweet is a pretense.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (1CjJc)

481 Hobbits had only a few virtues, such as being very sneaky (able to hide just about anywhere), some magic resistance, and an incredible willpower. Other than that, they were just ordinary Englishmen of small stature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

482 "Conservative" sites disappearing behind paywalls. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: MW at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (Yq8fX)

483 I liked Dunkirk. The use of the score was inspired. It is a movie with almost no dialogue and the music tells the story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)


It was a Nolan movie. There may have been more dialogue. You just probably couldn't make it out.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (8bFEc)

484 Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.



OANN aired tape of a reporter going to Eric's house and trying to find him, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

Heh - I can't wait to see Donnie Jr.'s response.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (DU2N9)

485 Stelter is a "media reporter?" How meta.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (aXucN)

486 So I'm cleaning out the gutters on the house, a nasty, grimy chore long put off. What do I see in the muck along the bottom of the gutter but the capital letters EDKH.

Freaked I am!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (q1Pj5)

487 479 ITS FUNNY CAUSE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CHOCKED HIMSELF AND EPSTEIN DIDN'T
Posted by: Charles Barkley at November 06, 2019 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

It IS funny.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (1vjNQ)

488 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

489 475
Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.



OANN aired tape of a reporter going to Eric's house and trying to find him, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)


LOL He who must not be named!

Posted by: Voldemort at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (ymnmz)

490 419
If you sign up for the Surprise Anal Otter VIP pass, you get special access to surprise anal!!!





Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 06, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)


But is it still a surprise when it's literally right there in the name of the pass?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (rP4OC)

491 90% of the Soy Patrol has totally embubbled themselves and really thinks they represent something close to a majority GOP consensus.

Posted by: ace

Those VIP packages will zoom from $294 to $2,094 as soon as Salem figures out that PopeAssHat, Malor, Nichols, and Seth Manbaby are the only VIP members - can't make that shit up on volume...

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (32YRo)

492 The VIP package is a $294 value. For stuff that used to be free.
Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
****************
I don't get this VIP thing. I can still go to Twitchy and read the trending stories and tweets.
Are they planning to lock those so you can't share or only certain ones will be behind a paywall?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (wiXsO)

493 I liked Stargate, and I liked Independence Day, as goofy as it was. Other than that, haven't liked anything Emmerich has done since then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

494 Who wants to have their life totally screwed up for two or three years while every week the media and leftists go through their trash cans, their HS yearbooks, etc.

I'd smile at them, endure it, while quietly resolving to screw them once I was on the bench for the next several decades.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (I2/tG)

495 Yeah Dunkirk was a pretty film school project, which is OK, that puts it above 98% of the crap now produced by that industry.


I know there's a law against a movie actually doing a good job telling a true story far, far better than any ficitonal crap the dumb industry could ever come up with*, but still too bad Midway is likely as bad as it is.


* apparently I missed the circular that explained movies can ONLY be dumbed down CGI crapfests, OR dull documentaries using grainy stock footage, but I haven't paid much attention to "entertainment" garbage for a loooong time

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (QDnY+)

496 I can't watch British war films. I just don't think like they do.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (tL/BP)

497 So many benefits:

Have sex with anything anyway any age. Blackmail, get out of jail card. Put you in jail card.

Suicide assistant too.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (pB6Gt)

498 Stelter is a "media reporter?" How meta.



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (aXucN)

They're all "media reporter(s)". All of them. 90% of their coverage is the media talking to the media about what the media thinks about this and that. "Journalists" talking to other "Journalists".
It's mental masturbation - and if I want to watch masturbation there are more stimulating sites to go to. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (DU2N9)

499 Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.


Does that mean the leftwing media will no longer be doxxing conservatives?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (aCNZ6)

500 119 Aren't there enough terrible tasting alcohols out there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sake is actually atrocious. No one will admit this. Much better is "shochu," which is distilled, and is a vastly more palatable Japanese spirit. Sake is basically funky-ass unfiltered "wort," the gross precursor to beer, but made out of rice instead of barley. Never could figure out why any westerner would subject him- or herself to sake.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 03:33 PM (fK2gX)

Sake is great on a winter day when heated. You've got to get the good stuff and heat it properly, though.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (RD7QR)

501 Gabe Malor. That ungrateful loaf of bread.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (1vjNQ)

502 >>>I don't get this VIP thing. I can still go to Twitchy and read the trending stories and tweets.

Exactly.

90 percent of Conservative Inc is just their free Twitter feeds. There is zero reason to even read their columns anymore, let alone pay for them, when they stream of conscious all day on Twitter dot com.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 06, 2019 04:17 PM (datdl)

503
474 >>>468 When HA killed their normal commenting system, Ed basically went on Twitter to say good riddance to all the hayseeds that left, the same year he was releasing his stupid book that sold no copies.

larf larf larf larf
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah I really don't think it was going to Facebook that killed their comments. They probably could have kept a lot of them if they had gone with a "we know we're changing the system but we hope you continue to come and contribute your thoughts on the articles we write, etc." But instead they went "fuck you rubes we're glad to never bother with you pricks ever again. Deuces bitches."

Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (8bFEc)

504 they were just ordinary Englishmen of small stature.>>
Ordinary Englishmen with hairy feet. Can't forget the hairy feet.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (9g3um)

505 473 Would calling Stelter Butterball Powerbottom trigger a Twitter suspension.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aCNZ6)



Calling him a pansy does, even if Stelter is NOT in the twitter thread at all and it is just among others.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (ujg0T)

506 I imagine they'll start paywalling stuff in the near future. There weren't many ways for Salem's properties to be even less relevant, but darnit they're a plucky company that wants to fuck up everything they own, so they found a way to do it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (icI8A)

507 492
The VIP package is a $294 value. For stuff that used to be free.

Posted by: Teh Meida at November 06, 2019 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

****************

I don't get this VIP thing. I can still go to Twitchy and read the trending stories and tweets.

Are they planning to lock those so you can't share or only certain ones will be behind a paywall?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (wiXsO)

It's the return of the successful business model of the early 2000s, to lock out users' eyeballs, which are the only things that advertisers come paying for.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (1CjJc)

508 @seanmdav 3m

The Democrats' star witness admitted under oath that the sole source of information for his claim that Trump wanted a quid pro quo to get Biden was the New York Times.

( the witness is William Taylor )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (1Vobx)

509 Stelter kinda looks like the type who'd pay for sex with underage prostitutes, even if a different gender than those preferred by Epstein and Slick Willy, so I'm not exactly surprised he's outraged that the pedo protection ring is coming apart.

Posted by: RJS at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (MqPKx)

510 Not necessarily referring to HA, but I understand the attempt at paywalls, but as the NYT found out it just makes people not read your stuff.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

511 "90 percent of Conservative Inc is just their free Twitter feeds."

Tapper's twitter feed, most likely

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (32YRo)

512 Who wants to have their life totally screwed up for two or three years while every week the media and leftists go through their trash cans, their HS yearbooks, etc.

For a lifetime appointment? I'd consider it. For a 2-year term in the House of Reps? Not a chance.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (DU2N9)

513 Stetler in prison would be an interesting story.
Posted by: Puddin Head

"Grab my pocket, puddin'. Were goin' for a trophy walk in the yard."

Posted by: Biergood at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (yb6r+)

514 493 I liked Stargate, and I liked Independence Day, as goofy as it was. Other than that, haven't liked anything Emmerich has done since then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

==========

I really like The Patriot, but that was the last one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)

515 What's wrong with Midway?

Oh yeah, we win.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (Boy/L)

516 "If you sign up for the Surprise Anal Otter VIP pass, you get special access to surprise anal!!!"


This place is reaching Peak Bizarre. (I blame Trump)

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (MxEKc)

517 People will pay to read schlichter? Wow.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 04:19 PM (QDnY+)

518 Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.


I don't believe he's in the government, is he?


Derp, derp, derp.

Posted by: Groucho at November 06, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

519 484 Progs are now demanding Trump Jr. be prosecuted for Tweeting out a link to a story that names the whistleleaker Eric Ciaramella.



OANN aired tape of a reporter going to Eric's house and trying to find him, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2019 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

Heh - I can't wait to see Donnie Jr.'s response.
Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2019 04:15 PM (DU2N9)
-------------

Reporters: "How dare you reveal WB's name"

Trump Jr.: "Who, Eric Ciaramella? The Dem operative?"

Reporters: "STOP IT!"

Trump Jr: "Hey man, you came to my door."

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

520 Okay, I just got here and I see there is talk of a $294 VIP pass to something or other which I assume is a website. Would someone mind filling me in so I can be lazy and not have to read all the comments upthread (not that they aren't all fascinating and everything)?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 04:20 PM (aXucN)

521 Speaking of Emmerich films, "2012" is a guilty pleasure of mine even with the "mutating" neutrinos and John Cuck-sack escaping massive disasters by the skin of his teeth.

Perhaps it is partly due to Woody Harrelson taking a supervolcano explosion to the face? Or an aircraft carrier hitting Danny Glover in his puss (really)?

Posted by: The Institute at November 06, 2019 04:20 PM (LhK3i)

522 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2019 04:20 PM (3sOO0)

523 The outrage over the Saying of the Terrible Name (Ciamarella! Ciamarella! Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!!!) is interesting in that no one on the other side is even trying to say "oh no, you got the wrong guy."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)

524 Nood Schiff

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 04:21 PM (1CjJc)

525 It's a $49 or $89 VIP pass.

They just claim that it has a $294 value. Without evidence, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2019 04:21 PM (1ISKN)

526 Speaking of hobbits:.>>
[sniff]

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 06, 2019 04:21 PM (9g3um)

527 Yeah I really don't think it was going to Facebook that killed their comments. They probably could have kept a lot of them if they had gone with a "we know we're changing the system but we hope you continue to come and contribute your thoughts on the articles we write, etc." But instead they went "fuck you rubes we're glad to never bother with you pricks ever again. Deuces bitches."
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2019 04:18 PM (8bFEc)
--------

My favorite part was when they said "and one of the benefits is Facebook self-polices so we don't have to do that anymore!" I thought, my gosh, I don't even have Facebook but even I know that's a baaaaaaaaad idea.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 04:22 PM (aXucN)

528 "Soy Patrol? I just got a great idea for a mirror-universe World War III fanfic sequel to the one where Hillary wins in 2016 called The Drunk in the High Castle! Thanks again, Ace ..." -- Jonah "binary-blame" Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 04:22 PM (0iRrz)

529 "The Democrats' star witness admitted under oath that the sole source of information for his claim that Trump wanted a quid pro quo to get Biden was the New York Times. "

At least he didn't say Biden was the sole source...or did he?

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 04:23 PM (32YRo)

530 sniffy, a VIP pass to what, exactly?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)

531 I mean, it's Roland Emmerich. There shouldn't be much of a surprise.

He hasn't made a good movie in about 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 06, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)
---
Did you know that deathly cold can chase you from room to room?

What good movie has he ever made--the Patriot has good parts--and Isaacs is chillingly memorable--but it just is too much melodrama, after all.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 04:26 PM (YOhRS)

532 "The Democrats' star witness admitted under oath that the sole source of information for his claim that Trump wanted a quid pro quo to get Biden was the New York Times. "

At least he didn't say Biden was the sole source...or did he?
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 04:23 PM (32YRo)
---
I guess the one sustaining virtue of all this is that no Dem stooge has chosen to go full Richard Rich in all this.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 04:27 PM (YOhRS)

533 Don't look now but the bottom of the stock market dopped with a whopping 7 cent loss.

Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Sooner at November 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Fs5vw)

534 Feelin' a little chafed here, homeslice.

Posted by: Brian Stelter's perineum at November 06, 2019 04:30 PM (BrfST)

535 OBAMA IS INVOLVED
R
ALLAHPUNDIT IS A TWAT WAFFLE
N
GENDERS ARE BINARY
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
MAINTAIN OUR BORDERS
A
N
BIDEN HAD A QUID PRO QUO WITH UKRAINE
A
D

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 06, 2019 04:37 PM (DjiZK)

536 What do stories about Jeffery Epstein and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

Neither one kills themselves.

Posted by: Sam at November 06, 2019 04:38 PM (ohyxL)

537 This is another reason to hate the royals.

And don't think if they were called on this without this leak they wouldn't say we're all liars and ridiculous and crazy for believing Andrew is a pedophile.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2019 04:42 PM (jUVms)

538 Will Steiner come?

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 04:47 PM (ak65k)

539 Just more proof the M.S. Media can not ever be trusted the Awful Broadcasting Company

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 06, 2019 04:53 PM (wGqjj)

540 I read a review of Dunkirk before I saw it, fortunately. Reviewer said look at it as if it's a tone poem and not a story.
So I tried to do that and it seemed to work.
https://www.wattpad.com/73906856-poems-in-the-light-dunkirk-robert-nathan

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at November 06, 2019 05:31 PM (fikzx)

541 Robach is 46?

Damn girl. DAMMMMM

Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at November 06, 2019 05:54 PM (6MoD2)

542 A little ditty,
'bout Jeffrey Epste-een,
Killed to protect pedophiles,
It wasn't suicide.

Posted by: TimInVirginia at November 07, 2019 08:32 AM (sGtp+)

543 Poor Amy, way to young to be Epsteined.

Posted by: obsidian at November 07, 2019 11:14 AM (7+yqP)

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