The Morning Rant

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"What this country needs is some common sense legal reform. Here are some ideas:

"1. We need to switch to a 'loser pays' system. Also, the legal costs should be split between the loser and his or her attorney. The lawyers need to be forced to have skin in the game, too. Let's diminish the legal profession's "we get paid regardless of the outcome" incentive to clog the courts with cases of dubious merit.

"2. If you are convicted of falsely accusing someone of a crime, your sentence will be whatever the sentence is for the crime you used in your accusation.

"3. Any prosecutor who withholds exculpatory evidence from the defense shall be strung up by their balls and roasted over a slow fire. Seriously, the prosecutor should be declared guilty of the same crime they tried to impose on the defendant, and sentenced accordingly.

"4. Lying to prosecutors or law enforcement should not be a crime as long as it is legal for them to lie to you.

"5. If you absolutely insist that lying to prosecutors should be a crime, then the determination of whether the defendant actually lied should not be made by the prosecutor due to the obvious conflict of interest, but by an independently appointed officer of the court. And if the accusation is rejected, the prosecutor will incur the same penalties he sought to impose.

"7. "Some folks just need killing" should be a valid legal concept. The growth of the permanent criminal underclass must be contained.

"8. Hate speech should be declared an invalid concept for any legislation or legal proceeding.

"9. 15-year-old boys should not have to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives for having nude photos of their 14-year-old girlfriends on their smart phones.

"10. Mean tweets, hurt feelings, and losing an election are not grounds for impeachment.

"11. No state, local, or national legislative body shall exempt itself from whatever laws it passes.

"12. Epstein didn't kill himself."




Late Entry For Dumbest Internet Quote, 2019:

Dumbness level = 850 millikohns.



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Awesome Video

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Bye Bye Beto:

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Wednesday's Celebs: Diane Keaton and Andy Garcia, each of whom had parts in The Godfather, Part III, ostensibly the weakest of the three, and also Book Club (201, which, apparently, was pretty bad. Some of you thought they were both in Looking For Mr. Goodbar, but no, that was with Richard Gere, an actor who, contrary to what you may have heard, never stuffed a gerbil up his butt. That we know of. Goodbar is the stereotypical 70s movie, i.e. dark, messed-up, and depressing as hell.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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1
first of all, I'll fetch the others

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2019 11:09 AM (ceIDk)

2

Jeri Hall and Bryan Ferry. She was his girlfriend and appeared on a Roxy Music album cover

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 11:10 AM (Un9AW)

3 .That should settle it.

.45 Wins.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 11:10 AM (JLNub)

4 Bo Derek and Dudley Moore?

That can't be right...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:10 AM (q80AH)

5 th ... sigh

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:10 AM (XzVUd)

6 Jeri Hall and Bryan Ferry. She was his girlfriend and appeared on a Roxy Music album cover
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 11:10 AM (Un9AW)


Yes, but which album? Photo #3 is a clue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:11 AM (+u+qV)

7 Don't ask me why, but I know that's Mick's old squeeze Jerry Hall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (Ki5SV)

8 Me Likey forty fivey

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (U6CWW)

9 See, the science is settled. It's .45, every time.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (gPZ9i)

10 Madona and Brian Ferry

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (ZLI7S)

11 Yes, but which album? Photo #3 is a clue.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:11 AM (+u+qV)




Siren 1975

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (Un9AW)

12 Jerry Hall and Brian Ferry/Roxy Music

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (bDqIh)

13 Traci Lords and Peter North

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (CQ3Qb)

14 Kelly Bundy?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (U6CWW)

15 Looking at secondary pictures and not shooting from the hip is cheating.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (ZLI7S)

16 Mrs. Rupert Murdoch!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (bDqIh)

17 Traci Lords and Peter North

Thunderdome..

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (gPZ9i)

18 Robert Plant and Jimmy Page

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (X/Pw5)

19 7 Don't ask me why, but I know that's Mick's old squeeze Jerry Hall.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2019 11:12 AM (Ki5SV)


When I was searching for photos of her, I learned that she got squeezed by quite a number of alpha male rock stars.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (+u+qV)

20 #13 Hawaiian judges should stay in their lanes

Posted by: NCKate at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (rx1QH)

21 I saw on Twitter that actor Norman Lloyd is 105 today.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (xqRaG)

22 "F#ck Trump" t-shirt on make KY nice again, LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)

23 That tweet photo?
Her T-Shirt says

"Good Luck"
"Trump"

uh-huh, because that would be civil and kind.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (O8SrN)

24 The gun range pic is Al Pacino Approved

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (qAR6u)

25 Shoes must be a fat chick. Not a single pair of sneakers to be seen.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (axyOa)

26 18 Robert Plant and Jimmy Page
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (X/Pw5)


I guess Plant's hair gave it away, huh?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (+u+qV)

27 Saw another little item about the Mexico slaughter, where the cartels shot up a convoy and killed American citizens; a good exclamation point to how hopelessly lost Mexico is. At the time of the shooting, even after notifications and calls were made, the closest police and/or military units that could respond were over 4 hours drive away. And that's on relatively untraveled roads.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

28 Politics is a lousy therapist.

Oh no, here comes Connery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (LxTcq)

29 Any prosecutor who withholds exculpatory evidence from the defense shall be strung up by their balls

While I could support this in theory, I have some personal concerns regarding implementation.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (F5uY3)

30 Who's Dis? Watch out boys, she'll chew you up, she's a man eater!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (q1Pj5)

31
Jeebus, Scarborough really is Butthead.

Posted by: Eric at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (pNxlR)

32 22 "F#ck Trump" t-shirt on make KY nice again, LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)

==========

Well, see, because she views Trump as uncouth, it justifies her uncouthness while also demanding that the other side be couth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (q80AH)

33 "we get paid regardless of the outcome"

This needs to go. Taxpayers pay attorney fees for all these leftist groups from the ACLU to the National Resource Defense Counsel. We are paying to destroy our way of life!

Posted by: PJ at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (qlTN9)

34 16 Mrs. Rupert Murdoch!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (bDqIh)


I always give Jerry credit for knowing which side of her bread is buttered.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (+u+qV)

35 11 should be tacked onto the Bill of Rights.

Congress shall make no law that it is exempt from, nor may any legislative or regulatory body at any level of governance have the ability to exempt itself from its own laws, rules, or procedures.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (J+mig)

36 He picked it up and gazed at it in the peculiar introspective fashion which was characteristic of him. "It is perhaps less suggestive than it might have been," he remarked, "and yet there are a few inferences which are very distinct, and a few others which represent at least a strong balance of probability. That the man was highly intellectual is of course obvious upon the face of it, and also that he was fairly well-to-do within the last three years, although he has now fallen upon evil days. He had foresight, but has less now than formerly, pointing to a moral retrogression, which, when taken with the decline of his fortunes, seems to indicate some evil influence, probably drink, at work upon him. This may account also for the obvious fact that his wife has ceased to love him."

"My dear Holmes!"

"He has, however, retained some degree of self-respect," he continued, disregarding my remonstrance. "He is a man who leads a sedentary life, goes out little, is out of training entirely, is middle-aged, has grizzled hair which he has had cut within the last few days, and which he anoints with lime-cream. These are the more patent facts which are to be deduced from his hat. Also, by the way, that it is extremely improbable that he has gas laid on in his house.

And of course, Watson, Epstein did not kill himself."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (ZbwAu)

37 "12. Epstein didn't kill himself."

OK Boomer

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (MxEKc)

38 some babe and larry storch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (KP5rU)

39 21 I saw on Twitter that actor Norman Lloyd is 105 today.
Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019


*
*

Not only an actor, but a producer -- he produced many episodes/seasons of Alfred Hitchcock.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)

40 Willowed:

The latest on Trump:

Anonymous author's 'WARNING' portrays presidency on brink...
'He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, easily irritated'...

-
Yeah, he can't present as coherent and aware like Biden and Pelosi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)

41 "Richard Gere, an actor who, contrary to what you may have heard, never stuffed a gerbil up his butt"

It was a capybara.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (b6cAS)

42 Saw another little item about the Mexico slaughter, where the cartels shot up a convoy and killed American citizens; a good exclamation point to how hopelessly lost Mexico is. At the time of the shooting, even after notifications and calls were made, the closest police and/or military units that could respond were over 4 hours drive away. And that's on relatively untraveled roads.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM


But hey! They arrested a guy the next morning. Mexi-cops were all over it!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (axyOa)

43 30 Who's Dis? Watch out boys, she'll chew you up, she's a man eater!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (q1Pj5)


Boy, I'll say! I learned a lot about Jerry from gathering photos. She's chewed up quite a lot of men.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (+u+qV)

44 20 #13 Hawaiian judges should stay in their lanes
Posted by: NCKate at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (rx1QH)

We need to have a debate on who is really supposed to decide what is and is not constitutional and amend the Constitution accordingly. The courts just usurped that power in Marbury v. Madison, the constitution doesn't really specify who decides. The framers obviously didn't think it should be judges, because Madison lost the case.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (xqRaG)

45 The more the cushion the better the pushin.
.45

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (pw+jk)

46 Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM

Nice Blue Carbuncle reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (ejd/p)

47 Jerry Hall does nothing for me. Looks too much like Mick.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (XzVUd)

48 The founders, those silly creatures, mistakenly thought that if the Congress began voting itself special privileges and making itself exempt from it's own laws, the people would quickly vote them out of office. Ha!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)

49 And no, I didn't recognize the mystery guests. Jeri Hall I've heard of; but not Bryan Ferry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (Ejm1K)

50 Epstein did not kill himself ... he is secretly hidden away in Gitmo, giving up testimony as we speak.


... wouldn't that be nice, if it was OUR guys that were ahead of the game for once? instead of always with the "mistakes were made, gee, we never saw that coming". Epstein's death was foreseen by many ... yet he was left vulnerable in the enemy's lair ... or so it seems.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (Cus5s)

51 "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

**shakes head, gasping for air**

I need a new monitor!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)

52 no

Posted by: DianaJMartinez at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (coWif)

53 35 11 should be tacked onto the Bill of Rights.

Congress shall make no law that it is exempt from, nor may any legislative or regulatory body at any level of governance have the ability to exempt itself from its own laws, rules, or procedures.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (J+mig)

============

"All laws must be re-passed individually every five Congresses."

"No single laws are allowed to involve more than one cabinet level department."

"The Executive Branch has no authority to make law on its own. Every regulation must be passed by a supermajority in both chambers of Congress and be signed by the president."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (q80AH)

54 I'd add that possession of a law degree should make one ineligible for any public office, including dog-catcher!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (BiNEL)

55 Norman Lloyd - piker.
I watched the latest Jack Ryan fiasco -

Tom Clancy is still a producer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (O8SrN)

56 It was a capybara.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (b6cAS)

Isn't that the Brazilian martial art, lots of acrobatic and dance-like moves?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

57 What is that gay thing the guy is wearing around his neck?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (q1Pj5)

58 "Compare and contrast"


The 45 has a bigger booty but I like both of them.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (4thlk)

59 >>Anonymous author's 'WARNING' portrays presidency on brink...

'He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, easily irritated'...


Sure, Jan!He looks totally out of it as he's owning your side's a$$ during his rallies!

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is talking to a screen instead of the audience and is unclear what state he's in, that he's currently not VP, and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

60 .45s have a nice sweet recoil.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (yRAFu)

61 Is this the real life,
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (qAR6u)

62 spam be gone

Posted by: DianaJMartinez at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (coWif)

63 56
It was a capybara.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (b6cAS)



Isn't that the Brazilian martial art, lots of acrobatic and dance-like moves?


Lots of lube.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (XzVUd)

64 >>And no, I didn't recognize the mystery guests. Jeri Hall I've heard of; but not Bryan Ferry.

https://tinyurl.com/y3dtg9fw

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (ZLI7S)

65 Bianca Jagger? Guy looks like a musician, so maybe...

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (OiC69)

66 "Richard Gere, an actor who, contrary to what you may have heard, never stuffed a gerbil up his butt"

In a surprise rectal insertion, no one can hear you squeak.

Posted by: The gerbil at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (F5uY3)

67 >>first of all, I'll fetch the others


Such a Gentleman.


...oh, wait. That didn't say Feltch did it?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (JLNub)

68 45 v 9 mm. Why not both?

You just have to keep the rounds separate. Dangerous when they get mixed up.

Talk about FTF

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (Ltv6g)

69 .45 has some high caliber booty. Just sayin'.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

70 27 Saw another little item about the Mexico slaughter, where the cartels shot up a convoy and killed American citizens; a good exclamation point to how hopelessly lost Mexico is. At the time of the shooting, even after notifications and calls were made, the closest police and/or military units that could respond were over 4 hours drive away. And that's on relatively untraveled roads.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

There's no such nation as Mexico anymore. The so-called Mexican government controls less than 1/4 of its claimed territory, according to its own documents.

It's time to stop pretending that it's a legitimate, sovereign state. Our Southern border is now on a lawless frontier ruled by Narco-warlords. We need to treat it accordingly.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (J+mig)

71 22 "F#ck Trump" t-shirt on make KY nice again, LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)

23 That tweet photo?

Her T-Shirt says
"Good Luck"
"Trump"
uh-huh, because that would be civil and kind.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (O8SrN)


Someone on Twitter suggested that her T-shirt could be saying "Lick Trump", which might be friendlier.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (+u+qV)

72 Can Swalwell really be that stupid???

Duh...to ask is to know the answer.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (axyOa)

73 "2. If you are convicted of falsely accusing someone of a crime, your sentence will be whatever the sentence is for the crime you used in your accusation.
________

I've forgotten which, but at least one of the Greek city states had that rule.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:21 AM (ZbwAu)

74 The "anonymous" author writes that Mike Pence was on board with the 25th Amendment takeover plan. That's completely idiotic, and enough to tell me all on it's own that everything in that book is pure fantasy, much like the infamous Russia dossier.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

75 45 has a nicer ass.. winner!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2019 11:21 AM (so+oy)

76 Didn't Michael Jackson sleep in a capybarac chamber?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 11:21 AM (Vy7tf)

77 .45 girl has a quarter in her back pocket.

One of those state coins. Arizona, I believe.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (88+cf)

78 In light of that Trump Thunderstruck video, check out Lars Von Retriever's Metal Trump and Trump Rocks videos on youtube. Bonus: he even did one for Motorhead's "Ace of Spades"!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (wtvvX)

79 The woman is Mick Jagger's ex (one of them).

And this:

Dear Eric Swallowswell,

It's an abuse of power to nuke fellow Americans who refuse to give up their guns.

Bless your black heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

80 >>Jeri Hall I've heard of; but not Bryan Ferry.


Bryan Ferry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kp3N3wQPO0

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

81
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one

people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with

another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate

and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God

entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that

they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.



We hold these truths to be self evident,that all men are created

equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable

rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (pw+jk)

82 Also love the video of Trump and AC/DC. But please, stop with these quick cuts! I want to enjoy every second!

Posted by: PJ at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM (qlTN9)

83 no spam

Posted by: DianaJMartinez at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (coWif)

84 69
.45 has some high caliber booty. Just sayin'.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

I'm assuming my age is showin - I'll take the chick with the, uh, .45

(now I'm wondering what that looks like from down range - .38s?)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (O8SrN)

85 Also, that .45 beats the 9mm hands down. Yowza.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (wtvvX)

86 2. If you are convicted of falsely accusing someone of a crime, your sentence will be whatever the sentence is for the crime you used in your accusation.

You'd never have women who made a false rape accusation recant and admit it was a false accusation. I personally know at least once case where the girl made a false claim and was talked into telling the truth by mutual friends of the "victim" and the accuser.
It could have gone very badly for the young man otherwise.

Posted by: Speller at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (pSotA)

87 13. Politicians are subject to summary hanging at all times.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (88+cf)

88 Unless you're a Brie Larson devotee, the Compare and Contrast photo should settle the 9mm vs. .45 ACP discussion nicely.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 11:23 AM (F5uY3)

89 Jerry Hall does nothing for me. Looks too much like Mick.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (XzVUd)


She hasn't got much Mick in her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (q1Pj5)

90 Good eye Roland.. I saw it was a 2008 but missed the state outline.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (gPZ9i)

91 I'm playing 45 in the lotto this weekend

dat ass

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (FZYNt)

92 B'Gal told me yesterday that Jeri Hall is married to Rupert Murdoch. I did not know that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

93 Gorilla Pundit 2024!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (G546f)

94 46 Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM

Nice Blue Carbuncle reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 11:18 AM (ejd/p)
________

I was torn between that, and Dr Mortimer's stick.

As Virgil put it,

Arma virumque cano
Epstein suicidum non fecit.

Yes, I know it's bad Latin. The Dactyl made me do it.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (ZbwAu)

95 The latest on Trump:

Anonymous author's 'WARNING' portrays presidency on brink...
'He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, easily irritated'...

-
Yeah, he can't present as coherent and aware like Biden and Pelosi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)
*******
Someone let them know Hillary is President

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (BqBId)

96 Damn, we need to build a wall around Diana j Martinez

Posted by: NCKate at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (rx1QH)

97 Saw another little item about the Mexico slaughter, where the cartels shot up a convoy and killed American citizens; a good exclamation point to how hopelessly lost Mexico is. At the time of the shooting, even after notifications and calls were made, the closest police and/or military units that could respond were over 4 hours drive away. And that's on relatively untraveled roads.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

Youngest son used to work for a Rolex Series race team. About 15 years ago, they had a race in Mexico City. All the teams met in Laredo, so they could convoy for protection. It's been a pretty lawless place for some time.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (X/Pw5)

98 .45 girl has a quarter in her back pocket.

One of those state coins. Arizona, I believe.


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2019 11:22 AM


Minted 2012.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (axyOa)

99 I'm seeing a lot of "Be Kind" stickers on cars, right next to the Coexist ones.

I figure the drivers of the cars would happily load me onto a cattle car and send me off to Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

100 >>Unless you're a Brie Larson devotee, the Compare and Contrast photo should settle the 9mm vs. .45 ACP discussion nicely.


I don't know.

Ace, like most Boomers, is a fan of that 14 year old Keifer Sutherland look.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (JLNub)

101
Just tidying up ...

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (pNxlR)

102 Also, .45 = longbow, and 9mm = crossbow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (F5uY3)

103 102 Also, .45 = longbow, and 9mm = crossbow.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere

I will require the visual evidence

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (FZYNt)

104

I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

105 "No pension for serving in congress"

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (wGbBR)

106 >>I'm seeing a lot of "Be Kind" stickers on cars, right next to the Coexist ones.


Hate has no home here.Can't afford this neighborhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

107 Also, .45 = longbow, and 9mm = crossbow.

since it went there,
Chili = no beans

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (gPZ9i)

108 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
*******
The Leftard with the Make Kentucky Kind Again has a FUCK Trump shirt on! Leftards has no self awareness

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (BqBId)

109 45 v 9 mm. Why not both?

-
Sometimes you feel like a butt. Sometimes you don't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

110 It's pretty clear now what the Impeachment play is going to be. They're going to subpoena all these WH officials; they're going to refuse the subpoena's, like Mulvaney today; Schiff will say that's Proof of Obstruction, House will vote to Impeach by the same margin that they voted in favor of the hearings last week. It's stupid, but there's nothing to stop them from doing it.

And btw - John Bolton did *not* get on board the impeachment bandwagon - he said he'd show if the Dems got a court order. BUT Schiff has already said he's not going to take the time trying to get a court order (since he might lose), and Bolton knows that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

111 104

I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

========

Largely, they manage the money. Then there are those who get the title to make them feel better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)

112 "Golly Mr Peabody, I never heard of that!"

"Oh, Sherman, I thought everyone knew Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself."

(Da-Dum).

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (ZbwAu)

113 The 45 is for everyday.
The 9 is a little side piece for concealed carry.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (axyOa)

114 From the sidebar: that Kristol tweet full of cuckculent literary delicacies like "fanatical frenzy" and "fearful fatalaism".

Two alliterative phrases, in parallel clauses, both with the same letter so it's like a double shot of caramel pumpkin spice espresso latte.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (yL25O)

115 >>I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?


Pays for it

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

116
90 Good eye Roland.. I saw it was a 2008 but missed the state outline.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:24 AM (gPZ9i)


Which mint?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

117 One of these days OM should put up Jean Shrimpton.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)

118 a single .45 means you don't have to hit the 9mm twice.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (gPZ9i)

119 Mrs. Rupert Murdoch!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:13 AM (bDqIh)

I always give Jerry credit for knowing which side of her bread is buttered.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:16 AM (+u+qV)


No fool like an old fool. Enjoy being cucked, Rupert. AGAIN!

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (y7DUB)

120 If anyone on parole commits a crime, the parole board members shall be tried as accessories to that crime.

Posted by: ron jeremy's fading libido at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (RrBtG)

121 96 Damn, we need to build a wall around Diana j Martinez

Posted by: NCKate at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (rx1QH)


Thanks, I'm on it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (+u+qV)

122 .45 vs 9mm is like the difference between a wife and a girlfriend

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (FZYNt)

123 Anonymous author's 'WARNING' portrays presidency on brink...
'He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, easily irritated'...


They do know Hillary isn't actually the President, right?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

124 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

---

He oversees the show/movie production.

He's the showrunner.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (RU4sa)

125 I'll keep asking. Why limit yourself? Having two guns on a cold dark night seems much better than one.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (Ltv6g)

126 Isn't that the Brazilian martial art, lots of acrobatic and dance-like moves?

No, no, no. It's a Brazilian appetizer dip. Not too popular stateside, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (HaL55)

127 Weird
Almost noon and no tweets from PDT

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (eLbr+)

128 .45 looks fertile

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (DZsvp)

129 Hate has no home with me but it's welcome to crash on the couch. But don't drink my booze.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (RD7QR)

130 118 a single .45 means you don't have to hit the 9mm twice.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (gPZ9i)

Sure but why wouldn't you want to anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

131 127 Weird
Almost noon and no tweets from PDT
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (eLbr+)

=========

Because Nancy sent the House Sergeant at Arms to the White House and arrested Trump. She's now president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH)

132 102
Also, .45 = longbow, and 9mm = crossbow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 11:25 AM (F5uY3)
Netflix - Henry V - Nice battle of Agincourt - wonderful longbow shots.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (O8SrN)

133 54 I'd add that possession of a law degree should make one ineligible for any public office, including dog-catcher!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (BiNEL)

Especially judge.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (xqRaG)

134 125 I'll keep asking. Why limit yourself? Having two guns on a cold dark night seems much better than one.
Posted by: Pete Bog

even if all you get to do is watch

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (FZYNt)

135 97 It's been a pretty lawless place for some time.


Since the 1970s at least.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (XzVUd)

136 54. *sniffle* But yes, way, way too many lawyers in power.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (wGbBR)

137 I will say that the first photo of Hall makes her look like a blonde Jane Seymour.

Or a strict governess. Whichever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (Ki5SV)

138 118 a single .45 means you don't have to hit the 9mm twice.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude

i would hit it like Babe Ruth on a steak fuelled bender

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (FZYNt)

139 117 One of these days OM should put up Jean Shrimpton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)


I just checked her out.Very good potential. She's now on my list. Who was she, another super-groupie like Hall?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (+u+qV)

140 107
Also, .45 = longbow, and 9mm = crossbow.

since it went there,
Chili = no beans


Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (gPZ9i)


But does it include carrots?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (rP4OC)

141 45 does beer.
9 does cosmos.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (axyOa)

142 136 54. *sniffle* But yes, way, way too many lawyers in power.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (wGbBR)

I don't want power. I just want to make a living.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

143 Jerry Hall and John Oates in Our Man Flint

Posted by: Traditional grammar advocate at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (h9iB9)

144
since it went there,
Chili = no beans
Posted by: IP - Still a dude a

ahem:
chili: no carrots.

Posted by: Moki at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (mFoNl)

145 Montgomery County.

The land where Stupid roams the earth.

https://wapo.st/2NsHccO

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (cqNba)

146 "What this country needs is some common sense legal reform.

------------

What we really need is a return to the Common Law.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (sX1BW)

147 I fuck 9mm but shoot .45.

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

148 If an illegal alien living in a sanctuary city is convicted of a crime after receiving protection by said mayor and council will receive the same punishment.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Uu+Jp)

149 I just checked her out.Very good potential. She's now on my list. Who was she, another super-groupie like Hall?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (+u+qV)

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No, her sister banged Jagger though. That's what made me think of her. She was a British fashion model.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

150 124
I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)


Supposed to keep things moving, on-budget and on-time.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (rP4OC)

151 Kyle Morris @RealKyleMorris
10m
President Trump: "You know what I did? A big favor...I caught the swamp, I caught 'em all."

"Nobody else could have done that but me. I caught all of this corruption that was going on."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (BqBId)

152 125 I'll keep asking. Why limit yourself? Having two guns on a cold dark night seems much better than one.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 08, 2019 11:29 AM (Ltv6g)


Exactly. You can do your New York reload and not miss a beat.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (+u+qV)

153 .45 girl knows what boys like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

154 so is the connection between Jeri Hall and Brian Ferry just that they ...I honestly don't know she wasn't a musician? did she act other than in Batman?

did they both have sex with Mick?

Posted by: BlackOrchid...aEDKH at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Rarvo)

155 147 I fuck 9mm but shoot .45.
Posted by: Sooner

lol more like last .45 minutes

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (FZYNt)

156 Loser pays sounds great, but it would just turn the courts over to the rich, who can always afford to lose.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (F4kQO)

157 One of these days OM should put up Jean Shrimpton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)
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She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton
Back in 1965
She had legs that were unending
And Epstein didn't take his life

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (Xvo1a)

158
.45 vs 9mm is like the difference between a wife and a girlfriend

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (FZYNt)


It's important that you take your .45 to the range regularly...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (wtvvX)

159 "Different tools for different jobs." Says the sophisticate trying to avoid cliches about hammers only seeing nails



Posted by: Pete Bog at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (Ltv6g)

160 I tuned in to The View just long enough to see "conservative Republican" Ana Navarro and Joy Behar screeching about PDT dissing Bloomberg.

I honestly believe you have to be a mouth-breathing retard to watch that show everyday, or even be a "host."

I'm lookin' at you, "conservatives" Abby Huntsman and Crash McCain's daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

161 Hey! What about me!?!?
https://tinyurl.com/yynrltpn

Posted by: .500 S and W Magnum at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (rukD7)

162 105 "No pension for serving in congress"
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2019 11:27 AM (wGbBR)



401k -

400% matching first 6 years
200% matching next 6 years
0% thereafter

All funds in US Equity Index Fund

Posted by: EF Hutton at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (BDQo0)

163 The young Who's Dis dude looked like he could have been John Laroquette of Night Court fame back in his prime..

Until I saw the older pics.

Posted by: Blanco at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (Ay9RF)

164 22 "F#ck Trump" t-shirt on make KY nice again, LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
________

I assume they use KY jelly for that.

BTW, I refuse to believe that Stephanopoulos played with little girls on Epstein Island. He MUST have used the Spacey wing.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:34 AM (ZbwAu)

165 .45... not for beginners or the faint of heart.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:34 AM (gPZ9i)

166
Montgomery County.
The land where Stupid roams the earth.
https://wapo.st/2NsHccO
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Get past the paywall

https://outline.com/hwvHvB

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:34 AM (aKsyK)

167 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

The Producer finds the money to pay for everything.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2019 11:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

168 133 54 I'd add that possession of a law degree should make one ineligible for any public office, including dog-catcher!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:19 AM (BiNEL)

Especially judge.
Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019 11:30 AM (xqRaG)

I've been in a JP court where the Judge was an ex-deputy, no law degree, college degree in Football, with minimal readin' and writin' was sitting on the bench. Guess how that works?

Judges biggest buddy and top contributor lawyer comes in with a case. Judge asks him "well how do you see this case?" His buddy tells him how he wants it. The other side attempts to make some kind of motion, Judge says "No I think I know how I'm gonna rule." He then calls his best buddy up to the bench and says "here would you write it up for me? I'll sign it after lunch."

End of case. Seriously, I've seen that happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

169 Weird
Almost noon and no tweets from PDT


He's waiting for the arrest warrants for Obama, Hillary, the Bidens, ValJar, Comey, Strzok, Page, Ciaramella, Brennan, and Mueller to be served.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (ZGrMX)

170 Any new law supported by the media shall be revoked.

City councils that protect Antifa shall be personally responsible for any damage they cause.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Uu+Jp)

171 Vidal Sasson and Rula Lenska

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (3Z6pZ)

172 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

Writes the checks and sweats a lot.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (gPZ9i)

173 She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton
Back in 1965
She had legs that were unending
And Epstein didn't take his life


ha ha! love it. here's one:

She looked up at me...
And she said...
She said...
She said....
She SAID....

WOO EEH OOH AH
WOO EEH OOH AH
WOO Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..LovesTheCramps at November 08, 2019 11:36 AM (Rarvo)

174 a single .45 means you don't have to hit the 9mm twice.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude


.45 - 230 gr

9mm - 115 gn

No need for math

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 11:36 AM (SMh/7)

175 172 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

Writes the checks and sweats a lot.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude

and fucks the female lead

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:36 AM (FZYNt)

176 Aggravated spare for days
I troll downtown, the red light place
I jump up, bubble up, what's in store?
Love is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight can't shake free
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Roxy Music at November 08, 2019 11:36 AM (gqM86)

177 I thought the Producer helps the young, naive, doe-eyed gals break into the business with private auditions?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (q1Pj5)

178 145 Montgomery County.

The land where Stupid roams the earth.

https://wapo.st/2NsHccO
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 11:31 AM (cqNba)

It was liberal when I was growing up there in 19mumble to 19murf. They just sort of glided from liberal to window-licking insane.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

179 If Eric Ciaramella was an advisor to Joe Biden on Ukraine, the Republicans should just call him as a straight witness without consideration he MAY be the whistleblower. That way, the Dems will have to let him testify or name him as the WB.

Posted by: Polly Parish at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (6FIPt)

180 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

-
Takes credit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

181 180 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

-
Takes credit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

========

This is true.

Who actually wins the Best Picture Oscar?

It's not the director, screenwriter, or actors. It's the producer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (q80AH)

182 180
I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?



-

Takes credit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)
In Tom Clancy's case lately, he just sits there very quietly.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (O8SrN)

183 If I had an ass like that I could probably fire a .45 without hitting the nearest cow. The nine gives me enough trouble as is.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (fE1wp)

184 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

--------------------------------

But do you know what a key grip and best boy do?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (CAJOC)

185 Loser pays sounds great, but it would just turn the courts over to the rich, who can always afford to lose.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (F4kQO)


How many rich people now rely on Legal Aid types? Loser pays gets rid of the lawfare horseshit that drive Gingrich and Palin from office.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (y7DUB)

186 154 so is the connection between Jeri Hall and Brian Ferry just that they ...I honestly don't know she wasn't a musician? did she act other than in Batman?
did they both have sex with Mick?
Posted by: BlackOrchid...aEDKH at November 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Rarvo)


Ha! You get extra credit for snark! But Photo #3 of Jerry should be a clue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (+u+qV)

187 Legal reform - My $.02 -


I like a law that expands the Constitution to include consumers.

i. e. - My information belongs to me. All those Intarwebz "services" where they want all your information would all be Opt-In by default.

No one could be censored by Goolag, FacePlant or EweTewb. Every instance of those would automatically have a giant "MUTE" button on it for all eternity.

There will be no ChiCom points system anywhere. Period.

And one more thing - Everyone is personally responsible for their actions. No more blameshifting for any reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

188 I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?

I don't know what a producer does but I know Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:39 AM (FZYNt)

189 and ***** the female lead


Posted by: Rick in SK


Hence, the sweating.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:39 AM (gPZ9i)

190 Jeri Hall looks like Priscilla Presley.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 11:39 AM (fE1wp)

191 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:39 AM (arJlL)

192 Why would Mexico not be lawless, the same people who moved US manufacturing to China, moved their base too. I'm surprised we are not more lawless.

Posted by: CN at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (U7k5w)

193 But do you know what a key grip and best boy do?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (CAJOC)

I can imagine.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)

194 Trump Thunderstruck is GREAT.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (55d/e)

195 That is a good Trump video. Love the cute little girls saying "You're fired!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

196 Yeah, JP court is a hoot.

Me: The postjudgment rate is x percent.

JP: I don't award postjudgment interest.

Me: The legislature says you do.

JP: Nope.

There was a famous JP in Dallas in the 80s who made his decisions by consulting a phone book.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (F4kQO)

197 Bryan Ferry is wonderful and so is the Thunderstruck video.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (FJrl0)

198 85 Loser pays sounds great, but it would just turn the courts over to the rich, who can always afford to lose.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (F4kQO)


Pretty much every other country does loser pays. Except Japan, and their legal system is such that it so difficult to bring a case to court, it doesn't much matter.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:40 AM (+u+qV)

199 Beto is a goofy looking guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (Uu+Jp)

200 But do you know what a key grip and best boy do?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2019 11:38 AM (CAJOC)
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"Who's the key grip? You? You! Punch that director in the face, really fuckin' hard!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (3Z6pZ)

201 Who Dis woman looks high maintenance. That's. a hard pass.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (m45I2)

202 But do you know what a key grip and best boy do?
Posted by: No One of Consequence



Happy endings?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (SMh/7)

203 End of case. Seriously, I've seen that happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Judges obviously need some sort of education in the law, but not the way we do it now. Lawyers are advocates, judges shouldn't be.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (xqRaG)

204 The founders, those silly creatures, mistakenly thought that if the Congress began voting itself special privileges and making itself exempt from it's own laws, the people would quickly vote them out of office. Ha!
=================

Exactly, Tom. Except those Founders did also foresee that this form of government would only hold up for those who are morally capable of self-control and, therefore, self-rule.

Posted by: DC at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (/TvO8)

205 Are key grips known for their powerful forearms?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (Uu+Jp)

206 In Japan the judge is a ninja and keeps throwing stars and nun-chucks under his robe.

You don't want to be out of order.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (xfb67)

207 Epstein didn't kill himself. LOLGF

Posted by: Bill Barr at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (Pzzpr)

208 156 Loser pays sounds great, but it would just turn the courts over to the rich, who can always afford to lose.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2019 11:33 AM (F4kQO)

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Yeah, my only issue with "loser pays" is that the law can be so convoluted that both sides may have legitimate arguments that need to be sorted out by a judge. I don't really think either side should be penalized with the court costs of the other side in such a case.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (CAJOC)

209 Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer

To put the political consequences of the Trump presidency into perspective, since Trump was elected, Rs have lost 329 seats in state legislatures. At the same point in the Obama presidency, Ds lost 768 seats. MSM is exaggerating election 2019. A little perspective is needed.



hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)

210 All of the legal "reforms" discussed here & in the main article are as harmless as masturbating, I guess. I stop reading any article that starts off, "What we need to do...."

What Trump "needs to do" is keep working every day on his principal 'America First' PROMISES to the people who voted for him: 1) securing the gd Mexican border & 2) bringing jobs back home for American workers.

Posted by: mnw at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (Cssks)

211 He's waiting for the arrest warrants for Obama, Hillary, the Bidens,
ValJar, Comey, Strzok, Page, Ciaramella, Brennan, and Mueller to be
served.


Oh pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let this happen soon. Today would be really nice. Then we could hear the lamentations of teh Progs all weekend long.

Plus perpwalks. It's all good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (HaL55)

212 I looked at my watch and it was eleven thirty

She turned back and called me somethin' dirty

You know why?

You know why?

You know why?


"Cause Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Chuck Berry de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (q1Pj5)

213 Grips are part of the camera crew aren't they?

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (gPZ9i)

214 And grips are where I hold my .45

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (gPZ9i)

215 205
Are key grips known for their powerful forearms?


Sticky fingers.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (XzVUd)

216 Epstein and Feinstein?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (r+sAi)

217 213 Grips are part of the camera crew aren't they?
Posted by: IP - Still a dude

the grip is the key to a good handjob

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (FZYNt)

218 204 The founders, those silly creatures, mistakenly thought that if the Congress began voting itself special privileges and making itself exempt from it's own laws, the people would quickly vote them out of office. Ha!
=================

Exactly, Tom. Except those Founders did also foresee that this form of government would only hold up for those who are morally capable of self-control and, therefore, self-rule.
Posted by: DC at November 08, 2019 11:42 AM (/TvO

It's not possible to design a republic for the corrupt and amoral. That's what despots are for.

Posted by: Someguy at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (Zm+LZ)

219 9mm - 115 gn
No need for math
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 11:36 AM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: 124, 148, & 150 gr. .355" projectiles at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (F5uY3)

220 213 Grips are part of the camera crew aren't they?
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (gPZ9i)

==========

They essentially carry things.

Best boys are part of the lighting crew, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (q80AH)

221 I'll keep asking. Why limit yourself? Having two guns on a cold dark night seems much better than one.

Carry two .45s. Problem solved.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 08, 2019 11:45 AM (AM1GF)

222 best boys worked at Comet Pizza near as I could figure

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:45 AM (FZYNt)

223 213 Grips are part of the camera crew aren't they?
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (gPZ9i)

I always thought grips were the guys who held up and moved around the boom mics.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

224 the grip is the key to a good handjob
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:44 AM (FZYNt)



But we're more flexible.

Posted by: Best Boy at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (gqM86)

225 Well, we all fall in love
But we disregard the danger
Though we share so many secrets
There are some we never tell
Why were you so surprised
That you never saw the strangl...

Posted by: Epstein's spector at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (h9iB9)

226 201 Who Dis woman looks high maintenance. That's. a hard pass.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (m45I2)


Right. James Lileks once said that a lot of Roxy Music lyrics make sense if you've ever dated a model.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (+u+qV)

227 Carry two .45s. Problem solved.

Cut, Jib, Newsletter

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (gPZ9i)

228 I'll see your Thunderstruck Trump and raise you one MetalTrump "Ace of Spades"

https://youtu.be/8M1mrH8AXbw

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

229 "Hi Hillary, who's your big friend?"
What are Jeffery Epstein's last words?
I'll take Famous Last Words for 400 Alex.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (FeLuV)

230 The 63 yr old teacher in murder suicide taught at the same high school I went to in Charlotte. Wife went there as well. A while ago though, class of '66.

Posted by: Agitator at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (VP1T8)

231 Kung fu grip >>> key grip

Posted by: GI Joe at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (m45I2)

232
Which mint?
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

"D" for "derriere "[/] Denver.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (0HqNX)

233 104

I know what an actor does. I know what a director does. I think I even know what a gaffer does but what does a producer do?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019


*
*

When a question comes up, he answers it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (Ejm1K)

234 I see today that Sanders has announced that he will admit 50000 "climate change refugees" during his first year as President.

And I had thought I couldn't possibly detest that asshole any MORE. But...I wuz wrong.

Posted by: mnw at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (Cssks)

235 Grips are part of the camera crew aren't they?
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:43 AM (gPZ9i)
-----
Grips are to film what stagehands are to the theater. They move heavy scenery and equipments. Hence, they tend to be burly guys.

The key grip bosses the other grips.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (3Z6pZ)

236 Another try:

He seyde, "Syn I shal bigynne the game,
What, welcome be the cut, a Goddes name!
Now lat us ryde, and herkneth what I seye."
And with that word we ryden forth oure weye;
And he bigan with right a myrie cheere
His tale anon, and seyde in this manere.
That Epstein noone himsel to kille."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (ZbwAu)

Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (0HqNX)

238 I'll need to see the .40 and 10mm asses before I make my final decision.

And then there is all the revolver cartridges to, um, evaluate.

This could take a while.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (xfb67)

239 226 201 Who Dis woman looks high maintenance. That's. a hard pass.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 11:41 AM (m45I2)

Right. James Lileks once said that a lot of Roxy Music lyrics make sense if you've ever dated a model.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (+u+qV)

As far as I can see dating a model consists of neurosis, drugs, expensive gifts, and constant drama.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

240 The POTUS can't fire an ambassador for political reasons?Heck, Hillary got one killed!

Posted by: obsidian at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (7+yqP)

241 237
Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (0HqNX)

-----------------------------

Well said!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (CAJOC)

242 >>the grip is the key to a good handjob

Boy do I have a good grip on Trump supporters.

Posted by: Bill Barr at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (Pzzpr)

243 Disagree with number 4: You have the right not to talk to cops. Use it.

Would change 5 to curtail sovereign immunity. Official misconduct should result in severe criminal and civil penalties

9a. if we're going to make 15 year old boys register as sex offenders, 14 year old girls need to charged with distributing child pornography.

13. diminished capacity works both ways. If she's too drunk to consent to whatever skeevy thing you two got going, he's probably too drunk to know that she's too drunk to consent.

14. Consent is a stupid standard rife for abuse.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (xmKbk)

244 I always thought grips were the guys who held up and moved around the boom mics.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

Nope, check the job titles/duties in your union handbook.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (X/Pw5)

245 As far as I can see dating a model consists of neurosis, drugs, expensive gifts, and constant drama.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

And lotsa hair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 11:48 AM (q1Pj5)

246 I handle Workers Comp claims in CA. The plaintiff attorneys incur zero expenses as all Med / Legal expenses to litigate their claims are required to be paid by the insurance carrier. We even have to pay the plaintiff attorney for his time at depositions. And the alleged injured worker doesn't have to worry about being paid during litigation of a disputed claim because CA has a separate fund that pays the claimant during that time whether his claim is legit or not. That's just one reason CA to is broke.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (Q5ALd)

247
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly

Just wrapped interview that's airing on my YouTube channel and on IGTV - follow me there at my new handle @megynkelly



https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1192781151326343174

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (vEIlU)

248 Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said
So in love the preacher's face turned red
Soon everybody knew the thing was dead
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway
Papa say...

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Steely Biden at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (flINI)

249 Does anybody really know who killed Epstein?

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)

250 I hear Trump has conspired against that prevention of Tobbacco promotion!

Impeach!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (DuZls)

251 247
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly

Just wrapped interview that's airing on my YouTube channel and on IGTV - follow me there at my new handle @megynkelly



https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1192781151326343174
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

so it's come to this.....

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (FZYNt)

252 Oh yeah, forgot to mention I like the shape of the grips on that .45

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (xmKbk)

253 As far as I can see dating a model consists of neurosis, drugs, expensive gifts, and constant drama.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

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And fishing her out from that crack between the car seat and the center console whenever she falls down there.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (V40IZ)

254 Constant drama?

Woman Starring In Indie Horror Film Charged In Real Life Murder Day After Filming Wraps

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/11/07/horror-film-actress-charged-murder/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

255 Alas, I gave my .45 acp to my daughter a few weeks ago. I already miss it.

Posted by: Vic at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (mpXpK)

256 Almost noon and no tweets from PDT

He's on his way to Georgia. Said some interesting things before he left.

https://bit.ly/33yUmKQ "I caught the swamp"

another clip has the media demanding his first call to the Ukraine. He says, "I think it is a very revealing call."

https://bit.ly/2NrJ5q1

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (Ydn2k)

257 Fear is the key.

Posted by: Alistair MacLean at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (q1Pj5)

258
Another fact about Jean Shrimpton:

Like Jeff Epstein, she never killed herself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

259 In Japan the judge is a ninja and keeps throwing stars and nun-chucks under his robe.

**********

I thought a nun-chuck was a strong throw to home plate at the parish softball game.

Posted by: GI Joe at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)

260 247


Megyn Kelly @megynkelly



Gynekelligy


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (XzVUd)

261 Does anybody really know who killed Epstein?

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
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About the crime!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:51 AM (DuZls)

262 And then there is all the revolver cartridges to, um, evaluate.
(pictures a .308WSM)
I'll show myself out

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:51 AM (gPZ9i)

263
Reposting my picture of my super-spooky lunch yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/yxlastja

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

264 What Donald Trump has in common with Jeffrey Epstein.

Neither man killed himself.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:51 AM (DuZls)

265 The Witch Doctor:

Ooh eee ooh ah-ah
Bing bang walla walla bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah-ah
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:51 AM (Ejm1K)

266 Are key grips known for their powerful forearms?

Hank Bauer (whose face was described as "a clenched fist"
said of mantle "his forearms looked like Popeye's"

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:52 AM (arJlL)

267 Megyn Kelly @megynkelly

Just wrapped interview that's airing on my YouTube channel and on IGTV - follow me there at my new handle @megynkelly



https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1192781151326343174
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

so it's come to this.....
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (FZYNt)


the reporter won't get coverage anywhere else

but, too bad Tucker couldn't get her on

Kelly is putting up on her instagram I guess, and maybe youtube? How long will that last.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 11:52 AM (vEIlU)

268 Interview with hipster tech company went well. Question is, do I want to give up my secure boring job and roll the dice?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 08, 2019 11:52 AM (O7MnT)

269 .45 Caliber Girl's rear reminds me of Wife No. 2. She was a little trimmer, but in a light blue pair of jeans, you noticed her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:52 AM (Ejm1K)

270 I've mentioned before that we knew a guy that had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, after being charged for a misdemeanor (touching a fully clothed 16 year old girl on the breast when he was 1.

The prosecutor from that case told us that crimes like this need to be taken off the sex offenders list, or the list becomes useless. It really should be reserved for those likely to reoffend. She was in favor of having the list reviewed periodically.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

271 I have a new sig. I'm advertising for Schiff to call me as a witness because I read stuff on the net about the phone call.

Call me, Schitf!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (DuZls)

272 I'll need to see the .40 .41 Mag and 10mm asses before I make my final decision.
This could take a while.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 11:47 AM


FIFY. The .40 is Short and Weak, and not worthy of attention.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (F5uY3)

273 Megyn Kelly @megynkelly

Just wrapped interview that's airing on my YouTube channel and on IGTV - follow me there at my new handle @megynkelly



https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1192781151326343174
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (vEIlU)

---------------

I knew that the only way this story was going to grow ANY legs would be through "alternate news media."

Personally I figured that Sharyl Atkisson would have been the one to bring this young lady into the light of day, having been the subject of blacklisting by the alphabet networks herself.

I guess Megyn is okay, but good grief, she is not my first choice. She caries "Fox" stink on her for liberals, and "Me-Again" stink for conservatives. In other words, she is relatively easy for most people to willfully ignore.

Posted by: reason at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (V40IZ)

274 I always thought grips were the guys who held up and moved around the boom mics.

No, there the Boom-de- ays

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (arJlL)

275 Got to give the edge to the .45.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (vU4P4)

276 The fat, drunk, and stupid quote from Animal House right after fat, stupid, and drunk Stelter is poking the fat, stupid, and drunk in right in the fat belly of the pig.
I love it!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (pw+jk)

277 258
Another fact about Jean Shrimpton:

Like Jeff Epstein, she never killed herself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

I checked out pictures. Good bones. Very English.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

278 The .40 is Short and Weak, and not worthy of attention.

...and then the fight really got going.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:54 AM (gPZ9i)

279 Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

I'm a whistleblower. I read it on the net, and some of my friends talked about that very subject at the water cooler!!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:54 AM (DuZls)

280 A lot of us are concerned that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:54 AM (DuZls)

281 I always thought grips were the guys who held up and moved around the boom mics.



No, there the Boom-de- ays

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (arJlL)


Ta-ra-ra!

Posted by: Alistair MacLean at November 08, 2019 11:54 AM (q1Pj5)

282 another clip has the media demanding his first call to the Ukraine. He says, "I think it is a very revealing call."

https://bit.ly/2NrJ5q1
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (Ydn2k)
---------

Hmmm.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2019 11:55 AM (G0vdT)

283 "One day Papa called me to his dyin' bed,
Put his hands on my shoulders, And in tears he said,
He said, "Patches, I'm depending on you, son,
To pull the family through,
My son, it's all left up to you --
'cause Epstein didn't kill himself!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:55 AM (Ejm1K)

284 I think it's unfair to the rest of the crew that only one dude gets to be called the "Best Boy." Do we really know he's the best? I bet it's mostly cronyism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

285 another clip has the media demanding his first call to the Ukraine. He says, "I think it is a very revealing call."

https://bit.ly/2NrJ5q1
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 11:50 AM (Ydn2k)
---
Do you remember when the media demanded that secrets not be released?

Back in...oh...1-7, I think it was.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (DuZls)

286 http://bit.ly/2CqVcgY
*******
Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)

287 No, there the Boom-de- ays

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (arJlL)

---
OK, Boomer.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (DuZls)

288 Additional legal "reforms":
1) Lawyers can NEVER hold elective office..
2) Judges can ONLY be lay people... that should simplify legal "arguments, and move us back toward common sense..

Posted by: macleod at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (gaJIW)

289 YD, I'm not impressed by the food but the message resonates.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (fE1wp)

290 I don't want
Anyyybody else
When I think about it
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

291 I know how China could be persuaded to settle the "trade war" instantly on Trump's terms: all that would be needed is polls showing that either Warren or Sanders has a solid grip on the DEM nomination.

China knows that it can get a better deal now than in Trump's second term.

Posted by: mnw at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (Cssks)

292 I've mentioned before that we knew a guy that had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, after being charged for a misdemeanor (touching a fully clothed 16 year old girl on the breast when he was 1.

The prosecutor from that case told us that crimes like this need to be taken off the sex offenders list, or the list becomes useless. It really should be reserved for those likely to reoffend. She was in favor of having the list reviewed periodically.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (JKNZq)


A person should automatically be removed from the list after five years unless certain requirements are met.

Part of the reason that I'm a proponent of reinstating the whipping post is that there are plenty of crimes which don't merit jail time or your life ruined, just a firm punishment that reminds you, "Don't do this again".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (wCmLp)

293 http://bit.ly/2CqVcgY
*******
Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)

********

#twoweeks

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2019 11:57 AM (flINI)

294 He seyde, "Syn I shal bigynne the game,
What, welcome be the cut, a Goddes name!
Now lat us ryde, and herkneth what I seye."
And with that word we ryden forth oure weye;
And he bigan with right a myrie cheere
His tale anon, and seyde in this manere.
That Epstein noone himsel to kille."
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019


*
*

No doubt from "The Prison Guard's Tale."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)

295 Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

296 286 http://bit.ly/2CqVcgY
*******
Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)

==========

And those named in the report have had their copies for over a month for their review.

No leaks.

Instead we get crazy, turned to 11 impeachment.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH)

297 >>Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics

What does Graham know? He just met with Barr to discuss the rollout.

Nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)

298 And the alleged injured worker doesn't have to worry about being paid during litigation of a disputed claim because CA has a separate fund that pays the claimant during that time whether his claim is legit or not. That's just one reason CA to is broke.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 11:49 AM (Q5ALd)


Fffffff....

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (gqM86)

299 Oh, Virginia, you are going to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)

300 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (m45I2)

301 You forgot civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)

302 Don't producers produce the money to fund the project?

Producers put up a big chunk of money for a small return on their investment.

Executive producers put up a small chunk of money for a big return on their investment

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (xmKbk)

303 Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?

Mom and dad changed the wireless password.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (gPZ9i)

304 When in the Course of recent events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson (he/him/his) at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (DuZls)

305 "Loser pays" works both ways, right? If a defendant in a civil case refuses to settle and pay up, and then loses at trial, the defendant has to pay the plaintiff's legal expenses.

Plaintiff's personal injury attorneys would and should LOVE a rule like this. Talk about soaking the greedy deep-pocket corporations! Yet, plaintiff's personal injury attorneys oppose a loser-pays rule in tort reform, almost as if they know most of the cases they file are bogus.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (Bs26G)

306 Should/ought/needs to be

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (Bf3hj)

307 [ I think it's unfair to the rest of the crew that only one dude gets to be called the "Best Boy." Do we really know he's the best? I bet it's mostly cronyism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 11:55 AM

Not to mention incredibly sexist and patriarchal!

Posted by: Jessie's Girl at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (F5uY3)

308 Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?

THUMP !

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 12:00 PM (arJlL)

309 But Soupy, if Epstein didn't kill himself, then who did he kill?!

Posted by: Pookie the Lion at November 08, 2019 12:00 PM (4zoVv)

310
Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

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Outbreak of an aggressive strain of Hyper-AIDS at Shareblue.

A risk that comes with working around David Brock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 12:00 PM (AzW6q)

311 What does the producer do? I think we all know - those twelve nubile 19 year old girls trying out for "Girl At Party #3" aren't going to just date rape themselves!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

312 I've mentioned before that we knew a guy that had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, after being charged for a misdemeanor (touching a fully clothed 16 year old girl on the breast when he was 1.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (JKNZq)


WTAF?

Did they do this while he was still a baby, or wait until he was old enough to write his name to make him register?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 12:01 PM (gqM86)

313 Bernie has declared that he could cure homelessness with the entire sum of a Reagan-era budget shortfall.

Sanders for the (Dumb) People!

I'm blowing the whistle on this.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 12:01 PM (DuZls)

314 Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


What will be stunning is if anyone is arrested.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2019 12:01 PM (SMh/7)

315 Broseiden-

Have you been watching Jeopardy ?

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 12:01 PM (arJlL)

316 2) Judges can ONLY be lay people... that should simplify legal "arguments, and move us back toward common sense..

I've said before that as your next President (yeah, you can stop laughing before it kills you) I'd never nominate any Ivy grad for the judiciary.

I've also advocated bulldozing enough of DC to ensure that Beltway real estate prices fall by 40%.

Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

317 295 Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

Still sleeping off last night's meth? Caught in a cough syrup daze? (But most likely Pixy banned an IP range from which the worst trolls were posting.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

318
Haven't seen any trolls this morning....what's going on?

Mom and dad changed the wireless password.


Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 08, 2019 11:59 AM (gPZ9i)


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

319
That's just one reason CA to is broke.
Posted by: Easy Andy


Newsom says CA has a surplus and pays for the rest of the country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (aKsyK)

320 JT - Not lately, but since it's ToC right now I'll probably watch all 5 over the weekend.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

321 Completely agree with every single suggested common sense legal reform.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (U50PB)

322 It wouldn't be right to leave your Best Girl home on a Saturday night.

Posted by: The Beach Boys at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (F5uY3)

323 312 WTAF?



18 - the 8 got turned into a smiley


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (XzVUd)

324 Isn't the impeachment against Trump simply an academic extension and exercise of the principle that the average person commits 3 felonies a day?

How long can we deal with Trump's lawlessness?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (DuZls)

325 nood

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (FZYNt)

326 >>
http://bit.ly/2CqVcgY

*******

Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)



********



#twoweeks

Posted by: Truck Monkey

New training programs across the DOJ FTW !!!

Posted by: Galil at November 08, 2019 12:02 PM (Pzzpr)

327 Easy Andy, thought I saw an estimate years ago that the fraud in CA worker's comp was ..... billions/year. With a "b".


One friend who was legitimately in the system has horror stories of fraud and theft at every single step - constant push for him to use more services, get more stuff, which he didn't need/want and his doc didn't recommend.


I fear the anchors of institutionalized greed and fraud like this, and public employee benefits/control of state govts., are beyond fixing [see KY governor race], as the parasites can out-vote the lazy irresponsible misinformed electorate forever, almost everywhere. Elements of Argentina and the worst of Europe.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (QDnY+)

328 297
>>Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics



What does Graham know? He just met with Barr to discuss the rollout.



Nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)
All these claims from Graham and others, along with the shouts of #2weeks is about as believable as the bum on the city street corner holding a sign proclaiming the end of the world is nigh.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (N39Ws)

329 Stunning, Damning, and Completely Ignored.

The Democrats are trying to nominate another felon. They've pretty much learned that no one is ever going to sanction them.

Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (8erNz)

330 JT - Not lately, but since it's ToC right now I'll probably watch all 5 over the weekend.
Posted by: Broseidon

Some were pretty good.

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (arJlL)

331 Oh, Virginia, you are going to get it good and hard.

-
Yes, Virginia, there are consequences.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

332 Nood

Lying democrat?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (gqM86)

333 When the lights
Go out
In The City...

Posted by: Governor Newsome Sings Journey at November 08, 2019 12:04 PM (DuZls)

334 299 Oh, Virginia, you are going to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)

I lament my beloved Commonwealth. The only solution is to give Arlington and Alexandria back to DC. And Fairfax County is a lost cause.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

335 Lying democrat?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (gqM86)
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That's not news.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net at November 08, 2019 12:04 PM (DuZls)

336 Lindsey Graham: IG Report on FISA Abuse Will be 'Stunning' and 'Damning' | News and Politics
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)

I want to believe.

I sort of do.

It's just...wasn't this report supposed to come out months ago? Though I agree with TJM's assessment, this impeachment ramp up is happening way too early for your typical election October Surprise. SOMETHING sparked this new wave of lunacy.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2019 12:04 PM (nNEcr)

337 Ahh November
Soon the usual suspects will be publishing articles about things to say to your conservative uncle at the Thanksgiving table..

Posted by: McCool at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (+Lg8f)

338 The FISA report will be stunning in its inability to find a prosecutable offense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (dNzKv)

339 309
But Soupy, if Epstein didn't kill himself, then who did he kill?!


Posted by: Pookie the Lion at November 08, 2019 12:00 PM (4zoVv)
**********
Priceless.

Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (fE1wp)

340 278 The .40 is Short and Weak, and not worthy of attention.

And that, officer, is when the fight started.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (+u+qV)

341 >>All these claims from Graham and others, along with the shouts of #2weeks is about as believable as the bum on the city street corner holding a sign proclaiming the end of the world is nigh.

Sure Boomer.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

342 'Under the radar': @Techno_Fog sheds light on another stunt Deep State is trying to pull while YOU'RE distracted with Trump

Techno Fog @Techno_Fog

Under the radar:

Intelligence Community - with impending IG report on FISA abuse and long track record on surveillance abuse - seeks reauthorization of controversial NSA bulk collection program that was previously shuttered.

@SenMikeLee has concerns...


Mental health records, medical records, searches of Google, conversations captured on Alexa, which church or Synagogue you attend ...

Holy crap you guys.



h/t twitchy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (vEIlU)

343 312 I've mentioned before that we knew a guy that had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life, after being charged for a misdemeanor (touching a fully clothed 16 year old girl on the breast when he was 1.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 08, 2019 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

Who believes this happened?

Posted by: Monty James at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (Zqz9o)

344 327
Easy Andy, thought I saw an estimate years ago that the fraud in CA worker's comp was ..... billions/year. With a "b".


One
friend who was legitimately in the system has horror stories of fraud
and theft at every single step - constant push for him to use more
services, get more stuff, which he didn't need/want and his doc didn't
recommend.


I fear the anchors of institutionalized greed and
fraud like this, and public employee benefits/control of state govts.,
are beyond fixing [see KY governor race], as the parasites can out-vote
the lazy irresponsible misinformed electorate forever, almost
everywhere. Elements of Argentina and the worst of Europe.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 12:03 PM (QDnY+)
I have family in the NYS Teachers retirement system who brag they'll retire at 55. Good for them, but I wouldn't be surprised if they wake up one day and find their retirement severely compromised.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2019 12:05 PM (N39Ws)

345 Ceterum...

Epsteinus A Semetipso Non Deletus Est

Posted by: Cato the Censor at November 08, 2019 12:06 PM (Hi8cV)

346 299 Oh, Virginia, you are going to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)


I'm just coming off of a 12-hour stint in the Twitter cooler for saying that the Virginia GOP needed to be taken out and shot.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 08, 2019 12:06 PM (+u+qV)

347 did she act other than in Batman?
She and her twin sister Terry were in Urban Cowboy with Travolta and Debra Winger. At the cast party- which I got to go to as a cameraman - a friend of mine got a nip slip picture of Jerry.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2019 12:06 PM (FeLuV)

348 I dated a model for awhile. Very nice and very down to earth. A good cook too. I liked her.

Oh, and drop-dead gorgeous.

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2019 12:08 PM (Fs5vw)

349 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't think Epstein did any hedge fund trading
And neither do you

Posted by: Monty James at November 08, 2019 12:09 PM (Zqz9o)

350 255 Alas, I gave my .45 acp to my daughter a few weeks ago. I already miss it.
Posted by: Vic
----

Vic, I do not understand these words in that order.

jk - traded mine to #4 son. He gave me a Mossberg 12ga and a CZ full size pistol to be named later.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 12:11 PM (Y4EXg)

351 about as believable as the bum on the city street corner holding a sign proclaiming the end of the world is nigh.

Eventually one of us will be correct.

Posted by: Rohrshach at November 08, 2019 12:14 PM (FeLuV)

352

Who Dis : EPSTEINS KILLERS.

smothered with her 2 pillows,wotawaytogo.

Posted by: saf at November 08, 2019 12:14 PM (5IHGB)

353

Brian Ferry, does he live across the Mersey?



I win the 'Pool !

Posted by: saf at November 08, 2019 12:16 PM (5IHGB)

354 Oh, Virginia, you are going to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)

---
It'll be anal--but it shouldn't surprise anybody.

And I'm not sure where an otter fits in.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 12:18 PM (DuZls)

355 I lament my beloved Commonwealth. The only solution is to give Arlington and Alexandria back to DC. And Fairfax County is a lost cause.
=====================

Loudon is deeply infested at this point as well.

Posted by: DC at November 08, 2019 12:18 PM (/TvO8)

356 Bryan Ferry is one handsome guy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2019 12:19 PM (E+OcO)

357 "Be Kind" sticker next to "Punch a Naxi" sticker?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 12:23 PM (G546f)

358 "The Godfather, Part III, ostensibly the weakest of the three"

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferigno and Woody Allen walk into a bar. Woody Allen is ostensibly the weakest of the three.

Posted by: Eric Steel at November 08, 2019 12:27 PM (a2F+C)

359 What about number six?

Posted by: Bernard Shaw at November 08, 2019 12:31 PM (8hRlF)

360 ^^ "one day om should put up Jean Shrimpton"

...but I'm allergic to shellfish Tacos and Clam bakes !!!

Posted by: saf at November 08, 2019 12:34 PM (5IHGB)

361 2. If you are convicted of falsely accusing someone of a crime, your sentence will be whatever the sentence is for the crime you used in your accusation.


I don't think I like this one. If I see someone commit a crime, and I can't convince anyone that I did, I don't want to be liable for prison.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2019 12:35 PM (srr6Q)

362 At least, the bar for liability needs to be very high.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2019 12:35 PM (srr6Q)

363 Jeri Hall and Bryan Ferry. She is on the cover of "Siren", the fifth album

Posted by: Eno at November 08, 2019 12:36 PM (71l0M)

364 I sucked on breasts for months but no one called me a sex offender................Mom MOM put that phone down.......

Posted by: saf at November 08, 2019 12:40 PM (5IHGB)

365 It's just...wasn't this report supposed to come out months ago? Though I
agree with TJM's assessment, this impeachment ramp up is happening way
too early for your typical election October Surprise. SOMETHING sparked
this new wave of lunacy.
=====

'It's complicated' rather than obvious.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2019 12:43 PM (MIKMs)

366 The rest of the list is good, but #1 should be enacted immediately.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 08, 2019 12:44 PM (2NFQT)

367 The worst movie of the 70s was The Deer Hunter (except for the Russian roulette scenes). Fight me.

I will believe the gerbil story until the day I die. Because I am perpetually 12 years old.

Posted by: Chris W at November 08, 2019 01:00 PM (MgAxs)

368 Who dat? Dat be https://tinyurl.com/Jerry-H4ll

Posted by: Bernard Shaw at November 08, 2019 01:25 PM (8hRlF)

369 i'll take photos 2 an 4 of Bryan Ferry. an 8x10 and a couple of wallet sized prints.

Posted by: vivi at November 08, 2019 03:40 PM (11H2y)

370 "60 .45s have a nice sweet recoil."
=========================

Which means, in reality, you have only ONE good shot at the goblin with a heavy firearm!

After that first miss, you only have eight rounds left and that goblin you missed? He gonna be dancin'!

I'll take the 9mm, all sixteen rounds of 'em and much more deft firearm to handle. Never did like "fat gurls".

Posted by: Old Codger at November 08, 2019 07:58 PM (FUph8)

371 "358 "The Godfather, Part III, ostensibly the weakest of the three"

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferigno and Woody Allen walk into a bar. Woody Allen is ostensibly the weakest of the three."
================
Wasn't GF III produced by The Onion" or 'The Babylon Bee"??? Sure seemed like satire.......weak satire, but satire nonetheless!

Posted by: Old Codger at November 08, 2019 08:02 PM (FUph8)

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