aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Morning Rant
"The problems with the Democrats and their crypto-Democrat NeverTrumper allies is that that they're all high. "More precisely, they're drug addicts. They've spent the last 2.5-3 years pumping themselves full of TDS-fueled hallucinations about the evil Orange Man, and bringing him down for colluding with Russia. Of course, the whole thing was a hoax, but drug addicts prefer living in their feel-good fantasy world than facing reality, which is to sober up, kick the habit, and get on with their lives. "But of course, just like chemical highs, anti-Trump highs don't last forever, and when Mueller released his much-awaited report that really wanted to find evidence of Trump's nefarious deeds, but couldn't, all the junkies crashed and burned. "But they wanted to get high again, badly. They were jonesin' for a fix. "And they finally found one: A quid pro quo with Ukraine! So all of the NeverTrumpers of both parties mainlined a stiff dose of this new juice, and it's powerful stuff! Every single one of of them got completely baked. "But now... "Adam Schiff is holding an investigation in private, and is excluding the GOP. He's getting testimony from 2nd and 3rd hand witnesses, and even though their media is desperately trying to pump this up, you can see the crash coming. Because it's obvious that it's all smoke and mirrors, and Schiff has got bupkis. "So, get ready for the crash. The NT crowd may be miles above you, but whether they know it or not, they've already crested the peak, and they're coming down fast. And after they go splat, they'll all going to get hit with the mother of all hangovers. After the Russian collusion failure, they went from "Trump is a racist and a bigot and a big poo-poo head" to "Anybody who voted for Trump or supports him is a racist and a bigot and a big poo-poo head." They flailed about in their agony of withdrawal, and instead of getting clean, they went out and got high again. So it'll be worse this time. "TDS is a hell of a drug."
Has Everybody Lost Their D*amn Minds? (Part 3)
This Is Totes Normal:
Advocating for women’s health even when carving pumpkins 👻 pic.twitter.com/XZ7SQCiNc3
— Gigi Engle (@GigiEngle) October 20, 2019
"So, millions of women will
benefit because Gigi carved her
pumpkin in the shape of a hoo-hah?"
The Mitt Romney We All Know:
Who Dis:"I'm telling you, Morty, she could be wearing a potato sack and she'd still look great!"
(click to enlarge)
Many Women Like A Man In Uniform:
Monday's celebs: Hope Lange played Charles Bronson's wife in the 1974 classic film Death Wish, back when the country was going to hell in a handcar and everybody knew it (unlike today, when the country is going to hell in a handcar and half of the people in the car are trying to cut the brake lines). And Jeff Goldblum played one of thugs in the gang who murdered her. It was his first movie role.
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com, as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while Fenelon recuperates. If you could include the words “prayer request” in the subject of the email, that will help me distinguish it from spam emails. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, please feel free to copy and paste it and email it to me.
Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.
Updates and new requests: 9/15-Hrothgar asks for prayers for a dear friend (Roxanne) and her husband Terry. Terry is scheduled for a 30 day cycle of chemo and radiation. 9/18-DaveKinNC asks for prayers for his daughter-in-law and son as she is nearing her delivery date for their first child. 9/25 - DMB asks for prayers for Amelia, who was just diagnosed with cancer. 10/2 - vmom asks for prayers for “my daughter KTE, for health and anxiety issues, and that she may find a good opportunity in her field”. 10/9 - West asks for guidance for the family of a friend named Hilary, who is near death from cancer. He asks for easing of suffering for Hilary, and an easy entry into the arms of God. 10/9 - West asks also for healing of 2 broken vertebrae, a broken rib, and an assortment of contusions after his motorcycle accident, and thanks God that there was no permanent damage!
Praise reports: 9/18 - CJO’s wife NJO does not have breast cancer, and the issues she is having are treatable. 10/17 - sock_rat_eez sends thanks for all the prayers! His pre-surgery tests went well and he is hoping for the same for the mid-November tests, so surgery can take place before Christmas!
Requests for continued prayer: For healing from cancer: - OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother,
- VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. - For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer. 9/25 - Update from VNRedLeg - “Still on Luprin for my cancer. 9 weeks of radiation begins in Dec. Next PSA and blood tests 1 Nov. In the meantime had surgery for a distal bicep tendon tear (R arm) and emergency eye surgery for vitreous hemorrhage (R eye). Very grateful for your prayers!” Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing: - Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function. - Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident. - Sock-rat-eez, thanks that recovery is going really well, the medical guys have released me from treatment for the dangerous embolisms that occurred during my emergency surgery back in February, so the path is clear to the next step; the surgical team wants a colonoscopy to get a look at things in there before the reversal. Nothing scheduled yet, but hopefully soon. - USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them. - For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby. - For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help. - Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy. - Poster ET going through a difficult time. - Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke. - Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid. - Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression. - 10/17 for continued blessings on sock_rat_eez’ medical condition and care. - 10/17 LR has pneumonia, and could use prayers for healing.
Job needs and concerns: - Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas. - Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise - PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job. - Hadrian IV is looking for new job and has Skype interview, today I believe. - Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends. - Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth. 9/25 - HobbieHawk asks for “direction, guidance, & courage to get some work since my savings is depleted since I was laid off.” Also requests help related to anxiety and desperation, and sends thanks to all for thoughts and prayers.
Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to apaslo@hotmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless! Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.ht
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Steak Enchiladas:
Thank you to all you 'rons and 'ettes for sending me suggestions. Just so everybody knows, I am always open for celebrity 'who dis', food pr0n and shoe pr0n suggestions. You can e-mail suggestions to me at my AoSHQ nic at yahoo.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:18 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:18 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:18 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:18 AM (q80AH)
50% correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (6Wpgu)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
Excellent!
And the connection...?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
Excellent!
And the connection...?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:19 AM (QaTPX)
=========
wedding bells
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 23, 2019 11:21 AM (6Wpgu)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Pietro Delicioso at October 23, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (ptqGC)
We are headed for a Mexican standoff.
Deep Swampers are gonna try to have Trump impeached.
Trumps DOJ is gonna start indicting Deep Swampers.
*pops popcorn
*keeps reloading ammo
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Willard Romney at October 23, 2019 11:23 AM (V77Xp)
How odd that Newsweak would just echo what the Beast said. Why it's like they are pushing an agenda for someone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2019 11:23 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Posted by: A Blind Squirrel at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (ejd/p)
We are headed for a Mexican standoff.
Deep Swampers are gonna try to have Trump impeached.
Trumps DOJ is gonna start indicting Deep Swampers.
*pops popcorn
*keeps reloading ammo
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
It's very important for Republicans to surrender and allow themselves to be liquidated with grace and class. Be sure to wear an ascot to the camps!
Posted by: Pietro Delicioso at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Of course!
wedding bells
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH)
Ding ding!
Married, of course!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
Yes!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (Tt0Oi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Just for fun, let's take a harsh but brutally honest look at the Dem candidates:
Biden - old school corrupticrat, lifelong liar, brain dead fool who struggles to keep his teeth in his mouth while he tries to remember what he had for breakfast. Incapable of forming complete sentences or coherent thought.
Sanders - died in the wool Soviet style communist who should have been shot for treason decades ago.
Warren - shrieking, bitter harpy, every man's nightmare of a mother in law, whose career is built on falsely pretending to be a minority in order to make a lot of money.
Harris - an amoral whore (literally; she did it for the money and power) who is a descendant of slave owners and who openly laughed about smoking dope while she sent thousands of black men to prison for smoking dope.
Buttigieg - a mincing, prancing queer who is only in the race because he stands as a loud mouthed mocker to Christians everywhere - the only religious "sacraments" he recognizes are Baby Killing and Buttfuckery.
Booker - he makes Jussie Smollett look manly by comparison.
Marianne - the only candidate who has proposed Witchcraft as the basis for the Health Care System.
Gabbard - a loon who is entertaining because at least she points to the lunacy in some of the others.
Castro - a "candidate" who should be standing next to Ricardo Montalbaum shouting "De Plane! De Plane!"
none of the others are even worth mentioning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (1ISKN)
THIS
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Synova at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (BD/yx)
Russian and Turkish units are working together patrolling the Syrian border . Who could have predicted a NATO member doing that as well as purchasing military equipment from Russia.
Like the early pic of OJ and Bruce Jenner together and someone predicting one would become a murderer and the other a post op transgender.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)
Where TF are these idiots going with this?
Also, what happens if it blows up in their faces?
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (tH5fk)
Jim Kenney, mayor of Philadelphia, endorsed Warren for Preznint this morning despite Joey Choo-Choo having his campaign in Kenney's town.
The audio recording of the endorsement, however, sounded not unlike a hostage reading a prepared script.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (pNxlR)
Her takedown of Mittens is spot-on, and made me laugh bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2019 11:22 AM (ptqGC)
Oh yes! That piece made my breakfast a memorable one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (tH5fk)
As for Scankles insane attack on Tulsi Gabbard she has lost all chance of being nominates as a dark-horse candidate at the convention by the DNC Super Delegates. They will have to find someone else with name recognition, maybe Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (NTkSq)
The vagkin carver is mentally ill.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
Well, Death did part it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (DCYln)
well-played.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (QaTPX)
Like... basically recreate the story a few days ago, but with undercover cameras on everyone that show the kid being clearly uncomfortable with the whole thing, but the "mom" pushing it and the doctors going along with it anyway?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
How do you know she has any value at all?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: abbynormal at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (I849g)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ZGrMX)
------
Promoting phallic symbols when making steak enchiladas.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:27 AM
Hey, hey hey...
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (9YKBM)
Deep Swampers are gonna try to have Trump impeached.
Trumps DOJ is gonna start indicting Deep Swampers.
That's not a Mexican standoff. That's Sheriff Bart holding himself hostage.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (1ISKN)
The Paolo, he disagrees.
Posted by: Paolo at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
Think of all the articles and air time rat bags like Boot will get out of helping Hillary get elected! Victory is ours!! It's our Republican Party again!! No more Trumps and no more victories, but lots of fundraising to fight the Dems!!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ZqRa6)
This cartoonist always packs in lots of little bits, like old-days editorial cartoonists. At least he doesn't label everything. Mittens -- haha -- get it? Yes, and the idiot string on them is a nice touch. Sooo...
Y'think there's some significance to the broken pencil and the yo-yo? Broken penciled-in promises? Yo-yo'ing on policy positions?
Posted by: mindful webworker - but is it art? at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (RnSBy)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (JWzxO)
My first thought was Lucy.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (MwFQu)
The vagkin carver is mentally ill.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
Or an insanely clever marketer who can make a killing selling those to the incel crowd.
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Gvpa/)
THIS
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
...is why Trump will win in 2020. I've never seen this cross-party enthusiasm for any other Republican candidate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Vy7tf)
I'm coming down fast, but I'm miles above you.
Helter Skelter
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)
I think it all arises from her support of Assad and by extension, Russia.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Jim Kenney, mayor of Philadelphia, endorsed Warren for Preznint this morning despite Joey Choo-Choo having his campaign in Kenney's town.
The audio recording of the endorsement, however, sounded not unlike a hostage reading a prepared script.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (pNxlR)
Which means the unions have decided that Warren will be the survivor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
How cute. Now fix us some sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (JWzxO)
-----
oh shit.... you made me spit my gum out.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
benefit because Gigi carved her
pumpkin in the shape of a hoo-hah?"
I thought it was a silhouette of Obama.
Posted by: Russtovich at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (KIZmn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (9YKBM)
Hush, the ape is on a roll...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (l0WKf)
"Feminist Author, Certified Sex Coach, Sexologist and Educator / Words all over the world / Pre-order my book All The F*cking Mistakes (please!!)"
Another tweet:
I made a pumpkin of a uterus to raise awareness of women's rights and abortion rights. I wast old I'm both disgusting and insane. Again, thank you for reminding me why I do what I do. It's incredible to see how ignorant and sadly unhinged many people are. More pumpkins to come.
Still sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (1ISKN)
Ruinous to your manhood?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Pump-kin.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Vy7tf)
[Rimshot]*
*Is that haram?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pierre de Delecto at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
------
"NEVER stick your dick in cra cra."
Add microwave to the list too.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
If democrats were clever...nah, never mind.
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
I know, I want one. I wonder if there's a restaurant somewhere that has them on the menu.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (krYGQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yy2co563
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (sWM8x)
I made a pumpkin of a uterus to raise awareness of women's rights and abortion rights. I wast old I'm both disgusting and insane. Again, thank you for reminding me why I do what I do. It's incredible to see how ignorant and sadly unhinged many people are. More pumpkins to come.
Still sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
She seems nice.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (aS1PU)
Obama and the GOP-e sternly denouncing Assad, announcing "red lines!" that he Cannot Cross, and then doing absolutely nothing and empowering him in the process.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (4Eo4+)
I think I've said this before, Dems want to impeach Trump so that they
can (1st) argue that an impeached president can prossibly be allowed to
put anyone on the Supremem Court and (2nd) it will encourage rat bags
like Romney to urge Trump to not run for re-election or will encourage
rat nags like Romney to stage a challenge to Trump for the nomination.
Think
of all the articles and air time rat bags like Boot will get out of
helping Hillary get elected! Victory is ours!! It's our Republican Party
again!! No more Trumps and no more victories, but lots of fundraising
to fight the Dems!!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ZqRa6)
There were no SC vacancies after Clinton was impeached but Google tells me that he nominated 55 federal judges after impeachment who were confirmed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (wCmLp)
Should've left the insides coming out next to the knife.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (krYGQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (4ZE6o)
--
She was a viable running mate for someone, though. Wonder why that was a problem?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2019 11:34 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto
my word as a Biden
Posted by: Slow Joe at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (FZYNt)
Still sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Did she put a baby doll inside for passers-by to cut up as part of the fun?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (KNsKs)
Okay, new theory on why Hillary attacked Tulsi (well, a few hours old, because I put it on the ONT) --
Given the success of her attack -- which shocked the spit out of me -- I say Hillary is seeing if she's still got juice. Drop the most outrageous propaganda bomb in the world -- Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset -- and see if anyone runs with it.
They're running with it. They're inflating it. They're shouting it from the rooftops.
Yup, Hillary's still got juice.
Now what does she intend to do with it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (M9ntN)
*******
CNN Poll: Joe Biden Support Jumps 10 Points with Democrats in a Month
*******
THIS IS CNN !! hahahahaa
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)
This cartoonist always packs in lots of little bits, like old-days editorial cartoonists. At least he doesn't label everything. Mittens -- haha -- get it? Yes, and the idiot string on them is a nice touch. Sooo...
Y'think there's some significance to the broken pencil and the yo-yo? Broken penciled-in promises? Yo-yo'ing on policy positions?
Posted by: mindful webworker - but is it art? at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (RnSBy)
Also note the rats.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Isn't that pumpkin carved to represent a uterus, ovaries, and fallopian tubes, and not a hoohah, per se?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (QugKX)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
I know, I want one. I wonder if there's a restaurant somewhere that has them on the menu.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (QaTPX)
Roll yer own.Mexican is easy.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but is it art? at October 23, 2019 11:29 AM (RnSBy)
That's probably right. This cartoon is like a medieval painting, packed full with all sorts of symbolism.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (wCmLp)
Now what does she intend to do with it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
oh please God no!
Posted by: Huma at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:33 AM (NpvYf)
It was his son's doing, the Taggster. One of his brilliant advisers in 2012.
PS -- don't ever feel sorry for this rotter. He's had every advantage in the world.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)
Yes. Therefore babies must be chopped to bits before birth.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (BqBId)
Somebody please let the pumpkin lady know.
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (Gvpa/)
Like the early pic of OJ and Bruce Jenner together and someone predicting one would become a murderer and the other a post op transgender.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (9YKBM)
Turkey and the Soviet Union shared borders for decades. After the break up, Russia allowed the creation of Georgia, which is a buffer State between them.
There is a long history of both war, and peace, between Russia and Turkey.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)
No. She carved it OUT of the pumpkin.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
-------
Whoa Black Betty, haram-ba-lam
Whoa Black Betty, haram-ba-lam
Black Betty had a man, haram-ba-lam
Her bother took her wedded hand, haram-ba-lam
Whoa Black Betty, haram-ba-lam
Whoa Black Betty, haram-ba-lam
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: abbynormal at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (I849g)
There is a story that when a certain Commie Playwright Marilyn married after Joe had her committed, she somehow got word to Joe where she was.
Joe shows up, and demands his wife, saying that he is going to take her home. The front desk reminds Joe that they aren't married any more. Joe insists that they bring Marilyn down, prepared for discharge. Front desk starts the not married anymore spiel, when they notice that Joe has dug his thumbs into the counter and is taking it apart.
According to the story, they get Marilyn dressed and bring her down before Joe destroys the reception area.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (MwFQu)
Even if Donald Trump was running from his record, instead of embracing it, just hinting that the Dems want another long war would be sufficient to tank their chances.
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (LGIve)
Please tell me that the Senators are all snickering behind Delecto's back at the Capitol almost, but not quite, outside hearing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (QugKX)
That's what it looks like post-op.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: abbynormal at October 23, 2019 11:28 AM (I849g)
And the bitch never said "thank you"!
Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:36 AM (QaTPX)
Dante's Inferno.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (HB5Gm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (QzF6i)
It's incredible to see how ignorant and sadly unhinged many people are.
Ain't it the truth, Gigi!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)
Party of the future right there.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Good point.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Gvpa/)
Now what does she intend to do with it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2019 11:35 AM (M9ntN)
Run. She's already said she can beat Trump (stop laughing) if she ran against him again. So my guess is that she's waiting for a number of the other Dem candidates to drop out, then she will announce her candidacy. She knows it has to be later rather than sooner because the more people see of her, the less they like her.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Romney at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (keBn8)
Au contraire, to speak Delecto's language. If it wasn't Delecto's idea he'd have let that twitter account sit fallow all this time, unused, and he'd never have mooted it was his.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (ykYG2)
When I worked in Santa Barbara there were dozens of great restaurants
within walking distance for lunch. Now I'm stuck in downtown Columbus,
OH, where there are nothing but sandwich shops. Ugh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (wCmLp)
Pray you don't ever get called for jury duty at the federal courthouse in Columbia, SC. There are no restaurants of any kind within miles of that place and you have to park in a parking garage 2 miles away. No roach coach comes around either.
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2019 11:39 AM (FZYNt)
I bet she dots her 'i" with little mini-vaginas
Posted by: Ripley at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (MxEKc)
Party of the future right there.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (rP4OC)
My current working theory is that she privately threatened to run third party and they took her seriously.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:31 AM (1ISKN)
Or the refrigerator.
Posted by: Pierre de Delecto at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)
I think the Brits would agree that one of the biggest mistakes of their Imperial period was when they let themselves get dragged into it, in Crimea. An experience much like we've gotten used to in the area, a grinding interminable war with high casualties and no results, that the public eventually got very tired of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 23, 2019 11:41 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Uu+Jp)
Yes, it was a serious (albeit hilarious) self-own. Nobody will be able to take him seriously ever again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:41 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:41 AM (QzF6i)
Pump-kin.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Vy7tf)
[Rimshot]*
That took me a minute.
Then I laughed.
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:41 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Wouldn't that be uncorked?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (1XNk8)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (T9rmq)
Where TF are these idiots going with this?
Also, what happens if it blows up in their faces?
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:26 AM (tH5fk)
######
What will they do WHEN it blows up in their face? Try and fabricate another load of bullshit I suppose. I mean why not, its not like they ever learn from their mistakes do they?
Posted by: Death to Rinos at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (9YKB
Yes, I've heard that, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (QaTPX)
She could have dropped Kukla, Fran & Ollie as Russian assets and the brain dead left would have ran with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (JWzxO)
Heh.
What she's saying is: EVERY HOLIDAY MUST BE MADE TO BE ABOUT MY AGENDA - ME, ME, ME, ME, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: overit at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (sI15f)
This could turn out to be a really good day.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Wouldn't that be uncorked?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (H8QX
Pine tar is right out!
Posted by: George Brett at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q1Pj5)
Once again, the experts were wrong and not a single American had to die over it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)
She's already said she can beat Trump (stop laughing) if she ran against him again.
Don't the pollsters say that ANY of the democrat candidates beats Trump?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (rP4OC)
Even six years ago, she would have been a good candidate. Unfortunately for the Dems, they now have to disavow all their fuckery with Russia and Iran, so under the bus she goes!
Wait, Pelosi was cutting deals with Assad against that flobber spined cuck of a President? All the more reason to cancel reminders of the past, then.
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 11:43 AM (Zp6dW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (JWzxO)
Lambchop is the mastermind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (QzF6i)
I simply don't understand why the medical profession isn't pushing back harder on this. I mean, giving little kids drugs whose long-term effects are mostly unknown? How crazy is that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
That makes sense. Even though I think she could peel off some independents from Trump, too, she'd hurt the Clinton-proxy more.
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (Ed8Zd)
Gabbard does not look like a democrat. She is actually pretty and has a healthy glow about her where as the rule for socialist democrats is ugly, lesbian, sullen and devoid of any brightness in the skin, eyes or mannerisms.
Posted by: overit at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (sI15f)
Police in southeastern England said 39 people were found dead Wednesday inside a truck container believed to have come from Bulgaria.
The truck, which is said to have entered Britain via the Welsh port of Holyhead on Saturday, was found by ambulance workers at Waterglade Industrial Park in Grays, a town just by the River Thames around 25 miles (40 kms) east of central London.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (J+mig)
______________
Thanks!
I'm so flattered that you're doing a tribute to my new vajayjay!
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (k4dH2)
I really do hope Nancy can/wants to keep this impeachment crap from going to a real vote - at that point Dems'll have no choice but to send it to the Senate.
And I while I'm fairly sure the Senate will kill it, they'll do everything they can to damage Trump as much as possible with it, and - it's the Senate GOP. You never know. They may just do the unthinkable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (qAM1p)
justin verlander - honey, people are saying you're going to get fat.
kate upton - i'm going to the gym, i'll show them!
justin verlander - kate, you're the strongest person i know.
Posted by: mjc at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (QaTPX)
More money stands to be made by proscribing them a chemical "solution" than by telling people there is no problem.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (Ed8Zd)
She could not win, but she would pull the Never Trump vote away from voting for the Dem candidate.
They are relying on those votes to get whoever the Dem is elected.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (0CeRG)
I made a pumpkin of a uterus to raise awareness of women's rights and abortion rights.
I wonder whether the irony of her action to scrape out the uterokin was lost on her deeply thinking mind.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (JWzxO)
Lambchop is the mastermind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (q1Pj5)
And Shari Lewis was his handler. It's all in the Venona decrypts.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (QaTPX)
Once again, the experts were wrong and not a single American had to die over it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)
I'm glad there is a cease fire but it's my opinion there would have never been a fire if Trump hadn't given Erdogan the green light. I will consider removing our presence a success if ISIS does not reform into a threat. So far so good.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (u6xw0)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Mengele Mom should lose her medical license.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (JWzxO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Bartertown Benny at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (uysDU)
Posted by: Nazi Palsi at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:38 AM (QzF6i)
-
Someone posted yesterday that he's one of two boys (twins IIRC) and mommy dearest is setting herself up to make millions of dollars with her research into how her little Timmy is really little Suzie because he wears dresses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (krYGQ)
Once again, the experts were wrong and not a single American had to die over it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)
The Never Trumpers are now saying that this just proves that this was Putin's plan all along. (really, they are) It's funny to watch them say (Like Jazz Shaw over at HA did) that No War and No Casualties is really a Bad, Bad Thing for America.
btw, this is going to kill any nonsense in the Senate about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM
Excellent typo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: overit at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (sI15f)
Maybe she still has a soul. That's what the others lack - theirs were smothered or sold in the pursuit of power.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (J+mig)
Satan's only goal is destruction of God's finest creation and that is mankind.
Posted by: light at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Corey Booker at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (4gbNJ)
(Actually Trout married his high school girlfriends and seems to be one of the rare elite athletes that is monogamous, like Roger Federer)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:49 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
She could have dropped Kukla, Fran Ollie as Russian assets and the brain dead left would have ran with it.
Posted by: rickb223
Lambchop is the mastermind.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Sounds like an old MST3K host segment from Rocket Attack USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:49 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ripley at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: rickb223
Lambchop is the mastermind.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Russian? Nah...Frenched.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
Which is fine. Now? "He likes dolls?? Off with his dick!"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)
If he married his girlfriends, how can he be monogamous?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (d6Ksn)
But Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian stooge and Trump is the crazy one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (JCrfD)
From a distance. Her skin is badly pockmarked.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
ISIS would never have formed if WE had not weakened Assad enough for him to loose control of that territory.
We created the power vacuum.
Same thing with the mess that STILL goes on in Libya. We took a 'tyrant' out, and left Chaos in place. Now there are open air SLAVE markets in Libya, but our media is silent, because the Sainted Obama did it.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Ripley at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (MxEKc)
==========
She still wants to take away your guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (0W3mK)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Ripley
That makes sense. They hate the ones that wander off the reservation the most.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)
We created the power vacuum.
Same thing with the mess that STILL goes on in Libya. We took a
'tyrant' out, and left Chaos in place. Now there are open air SLAVE
markets in Libya, but our media is silent, because the Sainted Obama did
it.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
You could say the same about Iraq and Saddam.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (CQ3Qb)
Damn, near the perfect metaphor.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)
-------
I don't do HA for awhile now. And like Shaw, I have a deep respect for the military, and I'm grateful for his service in the Navy.
But his fawning over the military and especially the police forces is off-putting. He likes a man in uniform... a bit too much.
I think he might be a latent homo, for reals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (qAM1p)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's complicated.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:50 AM (tH5fk)
Double SECRET Impeachment!
Posted by: Dean Schiff at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
Yep. More like a victory dance.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)
==========
Did he nuke Germany because Angela Merkel gave him the stink eye once?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (q80AH)
just as the BigGov Right side claims loudly to be for border security...
also Joe DiMaggio is awesome
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (Rarvo)
Once again, the experts were wrong and not a single American had to die over it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)
No wonder Lindsey Graham reversed himself this weekend. The CIA will probably try to cause the ceasefire to break down, but those inept fools will probably fail.
Which means the people shrieking about Kurdish GENOCIDE have basically pantsed themselves, and they'll try to make everyone forget this sordid insanity. Meanwhile, Donald Trump will be cutting attack ads.
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (Zp6dW)
She could have dropped Kukla, Fran Ollie as Russian assets and the brain dead left would have ran with it.
well, "kukla" is the russian word for "doll"...
Posted by: Anachronda at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Galil at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2019 11:42 AM (JWzxO)
Lambchop is the mastermind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 11:44 AM (q1Pj5)
And Shari Lewis was his handler. It's all in the Venona decrypts.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019
*
*
Psst . . . Captain Kangaroo was KGB. Pass it on -- but you didn't hear it from me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
Morons! The attack on Tulsi Gabbard was NOT the DNC, it was all Scankles
all the way. You will see this when the DNC pays her back at the
convention.
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (mpXpK)
That's why I think Sid Vicious is behind this.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 11:53 AM (Zp6dW)
===========
I haven't seen Marcus T in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (q80AH)
Satan's only goal is destruction of God's finest creation and that is mankind.
Posted by: light at October 23, 2019 11:48 AM (WX+x0)
Source?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (0CeRG)
'tyrant' out, and left Chaos in place. Now there are open air SLAVE
markets in Libya, but our media is silent, because the Sainted Obama did
it.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
You could say the same about Iraq and Saddam.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (CQ3Qb)
To an extent? Yes. You could. but at least in Iraq we stayed and tried to help build a government.
That was never the plan in Syria, or Libya.
Posted by: Dean Schiff at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
Police in southeastern England said 39 people were found dead Wednesday inside a truck container believed to have come from Bulgaria.
The truck, which is said to have entered Britain via the Welsh port of Holyhead on Saturday, was found by ambulance workers at Waterglade Industrial Park in Grays, a town just by the River Thames around 25 miles (40 kms) east of central London.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)
Let me guess: tried to use a hibachi to heat the compartment.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (sGotD)
Falling down at all in one's eighth decade is not a good idea. Tumbling down concrete stairs is double plus ungood on any body.
My older sister's injuries were serious, but she is healing as fast as nature permits, with good prospects.
Turns out it was a broken clavicle not shattered shoulder. The many cracked ribs will heal as ribs do, painfully over too long a time; meanwhile, no laughing. The two backbone injuries were the scariest, but whatever they did in surgery the docs seemed satisfied; they got her in a brace, up and walking around, in short order, so that's a good sign. And finally, she is home from her horrific vacation.
Blessings of shock: She says she doesn't remember the fall or much afterward until waking up in the hospital. And by then they were just trying to adjust her pain meds, so she "missed" a lot of the worst of it. (As opposed to her husband, who was had to deal with it all, God bless him. Her sons and also our younger sister went to the Trauma center to help them through it, and get her home after.)
Her fall down some concrete stairs happened while she was on vacation in Mexico. I was wondering whether to send her a link to last night's Genius Award winner, that gal in Mex. who fell six stories. "See, Sis? Coulda been worse, right?"
Posted by: mindful webworker - gravity can be friend or foe at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (RnSBy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 23, 2019 11:46 AM (0CeRG)
I have been praying for browndog since his last post
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (G546f)
Syria. You remember, the thing a week ago that was going to bring Trump down before quid pro quo.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mom at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
The host of the Gong Show was a CIA assassin.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (NAs56)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
Here's a shocking idea, and it's not because I'm a fan of Erdogan, I'm not. BUT even dictators aren't wrong all the time, and in this case, I'm inclined to believe the Erdogan was right. A plan that called for American troops to be peacekeepers forever in a hostile region is not sustainable, and not in American interests. Living with millions of Syrian refugees in other countries isn't sustainable for anyone, either. Identifying a strip of Syria that Syrian refugees can go back to looks like the only practical solution to these problems that anyone has come up with.
And the Kurds had no more right to this land than anyone else did - if anyone has a claim to it, it's the Syrian Govm't. (and the Russian troops getting involved are there on the Syrian Govm'ts behalf) No one is bothering Iraqi Kurdistan, they haven't been "betrayed".
There was certainly nothing here that called for America going to war.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
Maybe, maybe not. Obviously Trump knew more than we do and considered it a real and serious threat.
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:52 AM (CQ3Qb
Disagree. The 'power vacuum' in Iraq that allowed ISIS to form was Obama's failure to accept an Iraqi / US agreement.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: gunga din at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (B+t5k)
-------
Mr. 'Green' Jeans? Watermelon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (NAs56)
Linssay Graham is the original model for the Neocon. A liberal Democrat who likes war.
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 11:55 AM (mpXpK)
And dick.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (CQ3Qb)
So maybe the average Joe says "no, Trump is not a Russian Asset"... but they still catch the contagion of hate and believe he is (somehow) despicable, dishonest, dangerous, etc. JJ mentioned that this morning with the comment on Hanson's view of Trump as "crude/vulgar".
Trump in real life is probably the least vulgar of the big names, considering the despicable criminal/rapey behaviors of Bidens and Clintons ... and the Arkancides and real ties to real mafias like mobbed up Pelosi/Biden (and most Dems)? Protecting MS-13 and the cartels ... is that not more vulgar?
Trump's normal flaws are in the open, along with 100 fake flaws conjured up by media propaganda. The DC Beltway sleaze have no virtue, even if they dress up nice for the cocktail parties ... they are all drunk on power, screwing/pimping each other (and US) at the end of the day, and Trump is tipping over their punch bowl, flushing their cocaine. The intervention is ongoing ... tick tock.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (Cus5s)
(My baseball crush was Paul Molitor, back in the day. He has not aged well.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 23, 2019 11:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mom at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (NAs56)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: 39 Bulgarians at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)
Women liked him because they heard he was really good with his Bat.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (NgKpN)
-------
Rocket J. Squirrel was a double-agent who was sleeping with Boris.
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (Gvpa/)
------
Holy crap. Prayers for your sister.
And of course - send that to her. She might not be able to laugh on the outside, but humor always helps.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:58 AM (qAM1p)
_____________
Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (
Wow, usually I am good at guessing those. Something about the women from that era. Yum! Not that the 12 year old emaciated Calista Flockhart look isn't hot. (yuck)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (0W3mK)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (QzF6i)
-------
Rocket J. Squirrel was a double-agent who was sleeping with Boris.
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019
*
*
I heard Rocky was in the anti-U.S. spy plane division.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)
You will be destroyed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
Mitt would know, or will, if he doesn't repent. And I'm not talking about LDS doctrine.
Môssieu Delecto is (as of now) an unrepentant fraud and backstabber. I understand that Iblis has a very special place lined up for such.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (0W3mK)
Darren Daulton here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (KP5rU)
You will be destroyed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
==========
I think it's the ramblings of a mentally ill old woman.
Potato, potahto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Huh at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (keBn8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (Ed8Zd
Well that would mean is that Turkey said they were going to attack whether we were there or not. What other threat will we capitulate to if that's the case?
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (q80AH)
He's never coming back unless he wants the entire blog to yell at him to stop cucking. Maybe there are soldiers so fragile that they can't handle the lies about Syria collapsing, but I don't really care. The idea that 28 soldiers stood between the Kurds and GENOCIDE was obviously fucking stupid, and now the people who assured us the military was turning on Trump have all the military credibility of Ephialtes.
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (Zp6dW)
Posted by: Sykes & Picot at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (V77Xp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
The host of the Gong Show was a CIA assassin.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 11:56 AM (CQ3Qb)
Straight misinformation.
It was the Unknown Comic who slayed the audience.
Knocked em dead.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
Trump said repeatedly that Erdogan told him he was going into Syria wether the US agreed or not. I tend to believe him.
So what were Trump's options?
- Leave less than 50 troops in the middle of a fight between Turkey and the Kurds. Two allies of various levels.
- Send in more troops and go to war with Turkey.
- Do what he said he was going to do during the election and not enter any new wars in the middle east.
I said this before but Trump's preferred weapon of choice is finance. He could crush Turkey's economy with sanctions and he said he would and also says he still will if Erdogan backslides.
So how about we try things his way because 1) it works and 2) it doesn't result in a lot of maimed and dead US soldiers.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (ZLI7S)
You will be destroyed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
==========
I think it's the ramblings of a mentally ill old woman.
Potato, potahto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 12:00 PM (q80AH)
___
Sure, Hillary is a crank. But Newsweek? MSNBC? Vox? Those are the stalwarts of the progressive movement. They're doing this because they've been instructed to do so by someone who calls the shots.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)
inside a truck container believed to have come from Bulgaria.
**
I hear Bulgarian Soylent Green is excellent.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (u6xw0)
Thanks for the update (sorry that she had such a hard time) and prayers will continue.
Posted by: Mom at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (Zp6dW)
==========
He assured me that Trump was losing the military vote because of this.
And that we'd see nothing but dead Kurdish babies on the news for the next 13 months.
And that Trump was definitely going to lose the election because of it.
He assured me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (q80AH)
They would not be a NATO ally if they attacked us.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 11:51 AM (0W3mK)
Heartily concur.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:02 PM (QaTPX)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (nRWPy)
People used to say that GI Joes were just dolls for boys. I remember standing in my front yard when a couple of 10 year olds from up the street rode by on their bikes, and I saw each one was dragging a GI Joe behind their bikes with a noose around their necks. I called out and asked them what they were doing (we knew each other) and they said "Oh, That's because they're POW's". Well that's how boys play with dolls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Those are the stalwarts of the progressive movement. They're doing this
because they've been instructed to do so by someone who calls the shots.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)
They are helping their Queen Scankles so that the DNC does not shit-can her ass,
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (mpXpK)
harder on this. I mean, giving little kids drugs whose long-term effects
are mostly unknown? How crazy is that?
Posted by: OregonMuse
"
I looked into sixths and found thankfully there are no plans to give the poor kid any drugs. (Yet.) But the "mother has not ruled it out and remains a possibility when the kid start entering puberty at age 11.
Still, that makes the story no less outrageous. Some small kid's gender confusion is being tolerated and enabled instead of corrected. Now he is being sent to a slew of psychologists and specialist to analyze him instead of having a childhood and socializing with other kids. He could probably be quickly cured (or could have been) by realizing little kids playing dress up is just that and not encourage it. My boys did this type of thing at ages 4 or so and while being able to laugh about it, it was discouraged and ended after a few months. The same probably would have happened to this kid if he lived with a normal, responsible parent to guide him and not a lib femi-nazi.
Posted by: Ripley at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (1ISKN)
Nice essay, GP.
Posted by: ShainS at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (8u87b)
..
He said he would 2 weeks ago if Pelosi didn't open up the secret hearings.
Well?
Posted by: Ha at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (keBn8)
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Oh God. I can't imagine the rage-beating I would've gotten if I did that to one of my toys.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (i9uaz)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (7RfVr)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)
( *snort* )
Yeah, it took me a surprisingly long time to find a good photo of him. I kept thinking 'I thought he looked better than that.'
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (QaTPX)
How about: not just married, but two of the most iconic icons and celebrated celebrities of their day, married!
Hollywood! Womanliness! Baseball! Manliness! Titillating sex symbol and old-fashioned upright sports hero. Too bad it didn't stick because the pairing was Americana personified.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gravity can be friend or foe at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (RnSBy)
He's taken a little detour the last few days, it seems, on Syria. Linsey 2.0 just needs a patch.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (QrTqV)
I hope he does come back. We're all wrong about something and Marcus feels strongly about the military.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (7RfVr)
Of course, the Yankees didn't hire him for his looks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (QaTPX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - gravity can be friend or foe
And that may have been why. No balance.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (7RfVr)
Garlic?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (q1Pj5)
That's the point. They weren't attacking us. Which is why Erdogan warned Trump to get out of hte way.
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 23, 2019 12:06 PM (NFEMn)
If I remember right, it was Pence and Pompeo.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 12:06 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
I'm serious. Chuck Barris wrote a book claiming to be a CIA assassin and a pretty decent movie was made about it with Sam Rockwell.Barris also created the Dating Game show. The winner's prize would always be a trip to some weird European country and Barris would chaperone. He claimed that was his CIA cover to travel without suspicion and kill people for them
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Oh God. I can't imagine the rage-beating I would've gotten if I did that to one of my toys.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM
We used to light our green army men on fire. (napalmed!) It was always the poor guy crouching with the field radio that got it. Cuz field radio guy was not the coolest of the bunch. Little did we know how important coms were when you were refighting the battle of Iwo in the sandbox.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (0W3mK)
When I worked in Santa Barbara there were dozens of great restaurants
within walking distance for lunch. Now I'm stuck in downtown Columbus,
OH, where there are nothing but sandwich shops. Ugh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 23, 2019 11:37 AM (wCmLp)
It's Somalitown, Jake.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019
*
*
But, but, but the Geneva Convention!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Vic at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (i9uaz)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 23, 2019 12:07 PM (7RfVr)
because they've been instructed to do so by someone who calls the shots.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
They are helping their Queen Scankles so that the DNC does not shit-can her ass,
Posted by: Vic
They're doing this because they were all-in for 2016, got punked, and want vindication. Is there anything more than that needed to explain it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 23, 2019 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
LL - As I said to Graham in my note to him y'day - I'm glad about a lot of what he's doing.
But his complete lack of follow-through on his promises to open SJC investigations into the coup is unacceptable, and we need him to cut the bullshit and get on the stick, already.
He's the Chairman. It's his duty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 12:08 PM (qAM1p)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2019 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)
It's funny there's more than one thing I correct her about, but it's only the quilt thing that she seems to know upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 23, 2019 12:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Minnfidel a
Radio guy always gets shot first
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2019 12:09 PM (i9uaz)
********
He has stated repeatedly he is waiting for the IG report & Declass
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 23, 2019 12:09 PM (BqBId)
He's taken a little detour the last few days, it seems, on Syria. Linsey 2.0 just needs a patch.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (QrTqV)
___
Ahh the old, if someone isn't 100% perfect, we must burn him at the stake, gambit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 23, 2019 12:10 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2019 12:09 PM
I know, poor radio guy. No respect from us 9 year olds. How were we to know he was calling in artillery?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 12:10 PM (0W3mK)
It's funny there's more than one thing I correct her about, but it's only the quilt thing that she seems to know upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 23, 2019
*
*
See, there's the difference between cats and dogs. Your dog knows when she's done wrong. My cats also know the things that upset me. They don't give a damn, but they know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
People used to say that GI Joes were just dolls for boys. I remember standing in my front yard when a couple of 10 year olds from up the street rode by on their bikes, and I saw each one was dragging a GI Joe behind their bikes with a noose around their necks. I called out and asked them what they were doing (we knew each other) and they said "Oh, That's because they're POW's". Well that's how boys play with dolls.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Racist lynchers!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2019 12:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Really? that truly is sad. "Sid" from the first toy story movie was a composite of me and every boy I ever grew up with. Nothing survived us, especially around July 4th.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2019 12:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Milo Mindbender at October 23, 2019 12:11 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2019 12:11 PM (r+sAi)
==========
The dress would look better on the floor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (q80AH)
LOL. A bunch of House Republicans crashed Schiff-For-Brains' secret
tribunal inside a SCIF and suddenly the media and Dems are very pious
about the proper handling of secret information.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2019 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)
But aren't there already Repubs in the room who can report? There are republicans on those committees, yes? One of the repubs that was in the hearing already did report that the one guy's "devastating testimony" was worthless and was dismantled by the very next witness. I'm assuming he was there.
This whole thing is nuts anyway. How long do they think they can keep up this charade?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (iAwUQ)
She's changed her positions on the gay stuff since then under pressure but I wonder if the left feels tulsi would pull the party back to the comparative sanity of 00s era Democrat politics?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (3cfl2)
Really? that truly is sad. "Sid" from the first toy story movie was a composite of me and every boy I ever grew up with. Nothing survived us, especially around July 4th.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:11 PM
Then in scouts we discovered Estes rockets. I don't want to talk about it though...
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (0W3mK)
Posted by: Rooskie Handlers at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Drag GI Joe Jeep behind bike and run it over a ramp to play rat patrol
Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (9VeU0)
That makes sense about the things that they are currently investigating but does not excuse what is happening in the House with this secret impeachment garbage. He could be interviewing people like Taylor in an open setting allowing GOP senators to counter the narrative.
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (QzF6i)
My dad looked somewhat like the Mick. So much so that he used to get autograph requests. He would politely explain to people that he was not Mantle and they usually went away until one day my family was in a restaurant and a woman refused to believe him and was making a scene about getting his autograph. So he gave her a fake Mantle autograph.
Many years later I ran into Mantle in a bar. You might have heard Mickey liked to drink. Very nice guy. I bought him a drink and told him the story and he gave me a real autograph for my mom who would have dumped my dad in a heartbeat for Mickey.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Schiff is no longer allowing Republicans on the Intelligence Committee to attend his star chamber hearings.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2019 12:13 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 23, 2019 12:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 23, 2019 12:13 PM (rBM1Q)
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2019 12:13 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 23, 2019 11:59 AM (0W3mK)
You know why all the 'beautiful' women nowadays have the bodies of 12 year old boys?
Because the fashion industry is run by a bunch of homosexual men, and that's what they think is attractive.
Oh, and breasts. They realize that they're supposed to be women, so after draining off all of their body fat, they give them a pair of huge, fake knockers.
That's why Victoria's Secret models tend to look like soda straws with a couple of grapes glued on them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:13 PM (QaTPX)
-----
What about women who have a penis and testicles instead of a uterus? I guess she doesn't care about their rights?
Such transphobia. I can't even.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 23, 2019 12:14 PM (NFn1/)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Really? that truly is sad. "Sid" from the first toy story movie was a composite of me and every boy I ever grew up with. Nothing survived us, especially around July 4th.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019
*
*
I'll admit never dragged or napalmed my Western hero figures like Bat Masterson or Roy Rogers. Now and then I'd spin a story in which one of them was about to be lynched by the villains, and even have a "rope" around the hero's neck, but one of the other heroes would get the drop on the lynchers and rescue him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Everyone can be wrong about something from time to time, even I've been wrong once or twice.
p.s. not really but I thought it would loo
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
He has stated repeatedly he is waiting for the IG report Declass
That
makes sense about the things that they are currently investigating but
does not excuse what is happening in the House with this secret
impeachment garbage. He could be interviewing people like Taylor in an
open setting allowing GOP senators to counter the narrative.
Posted by: sharon at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (QzF6i)
Read the story on Townhall today about the IG report. It's not good. But probably true. TLDR: The IG report will amount to nothing.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (iAwUQ)
This whole thing is nuts anyway. How long do they think they can keep up this charade?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 23, 2019 12:12 PM (iAwUQ)
Lee Zeldin.
He's been in the room.
He's been on local talk radio here. They ask him, and he will characterize, but not "leak." Because, he says, that is against the law. When asked why the Dems are able to leak, he says well you'd have to ask them.
I think Zeldin gets that the law applies to him and not to the Dem members.
Even in a Republican administration.
Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tom Servo
------
I've mentioned before that one kid in the neighborhood getting a Gilbert Chemistry set for Christmas, produced a quantum shift in the zeitgeist of our play.
It was a microcosm of Alamogordo. In no time at all, 10 year-old boys became experts at mixing up home-brew black powder. Whole companies of toy soldiers were reduced to smoking craters, somewhat neglected sandbox vehicles were blasted into the air only to land as mini-wrecks.
It was fantastic!
This is the difference between boys raised on Audie Murphy and John Wayne movies, rather than Sesame Street.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (DCYln)
*******
That is Kabuki theater & going nowhere Ratliffe destroyed Bill Taylor in 2 minutes
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 23, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)
But aren't there already Repubs in the room who can report? There are republicans on those committees, yes?
Posted by: Agent Cooper
--
Last I heard, about a week ago, is that republicans on the committee are no longer allowed to attend.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2019 12:17 PM (YslsA)
But the guy could hit.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 12:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 23, 2019 12:04 PM (7RfVr)
Garlic?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2019 12:05 PM (q1Pj
( *snort* )
I declare this hateful, anti-Italian bigotry to be today's thread winner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:18 PM (QaTPX)
He's been in the room.
He's been on local talk radio here. They ask him, and he will characterize, but not "leak." Because, he says, that is against the law. When asked why the
Dems are able to leak, he says well you'd have to ask them.
I think Zeldin gets that the law applies to him and not to the Dem members.
Even in a Republican administration.
Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2019 12:15 PM (9VeU0)
Pragmatically speaking, if he leaked, the Dems would instantly know who was leaking and give him the boot. So he has a good reason to stay silent.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 23, 2019 12:21 PM (QaTPX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 23, 2019 12:22 PM (oZ6kz)
within walking distance for lunch. Now I'm stuck in downtown Columbus,
OH, where there are nothing but sandwich shops. Ugh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
---
Get thee to Thurman's in German Village, if you can get in. But, yeah, generally a wasteland.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 12:23 PM (Y4EXg)
within walking distance for lunch. Now I'm stuck in downtown Columbus,
OH, where there are nothing but sandwich shops. Ugh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
-------
If you have time, and the inclination, the American Motorcyclist Museum is there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 12:45 PM (C78No)
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2019 12:45 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Posted by: A Blind Squirrel at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (ejd/p)
*************
Better the pumpkin than me.
Posted by: The Fiscus at October 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 23, 2019 11:20 AM
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Posted by: A Blind Squirrel at October 23, 2019 11:24 AM (ejd/p)
*************
Better the pumpkin than me.
Posted by: The Fiscus at October 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Y274z)
You said it; sport!
Posted by: The Chicken at October 23, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0534 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0174 seconds, 381 records returned.
Page size 207 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)