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Kellogg's Releases... Gay Cereal, Which is Really Just All of Its Biggest Cereals Mixed Together In a Fabulous Furry Orgy of Carbs
I think we can all agree that our favorite part of the 21st Century is the #WokeCorporatism.
Kellogg is partnering with Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) to bring all of its iconic cereals together in one box for the very first time -- and to take a stand against bullying. Kellogg released a limited-edition variety pack that includes Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Raisin Bran and Rice Krispies in the same box to celebrate Spirit Day, the largest anti-bullying campaign in the world and to support a "more accepting world for LGBTQ youth." The package, which features all of the cereal mascots, from Tony the Tiger to Toucan Sam, runs for $19.99, with a promise from Kellogg to donate $50,000 to GLAAD. "We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal," Kellogg said in a statement. "It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love. We believe that all people deserve an environment where they can be their best selves."
At Kellogg Company, we're ALL TOGETHER taking a stand against bullying, and we're proud to support #SpiritDay. Get your limited edition box of ALL TOGETHER cereal at https://t.co/EB0eb3Z5Ob pic.twitter.com/DrsuHvG9KE
— Kellogg Company (@KelloggCompany) October 17, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 01:20 PM (EzNH9)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: JEM at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ever at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
"All Together" except for you goddamned hateful breeders sitting over there looking all innocent and happy. Get your tight, white, Republican asses out of here, haterz!
Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (EzNH9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - dat dude at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (KTPEE)
Posted by: Kellogg at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)
So they brought back Kaboom!?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 01:22 PM (G546f)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (3cZD4)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Gaff at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (jPS2y)
Posted by: Kellogg's at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: JEM at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (a+WIL)
That's rayciss!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (jTtIQ)
Everything and everyone is gay! yay! We're all together! Yay!
Ask Islam how they feel about this, mmmkay?
God god. This world has gone insane. Each and every single day it's more BS trying to tear us apart and shove crap in our face. Just stop it already.
Posted by: turambar at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (JFO2v)
This is in the same category. Don't gay people just drive cars and eat cereal?
I know the answer, of course, and that this is just mad virtue signaling but it is extremely annoying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: junior at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (BzNLX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 01:23 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: RickZ at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 21, 2019 01:21 PM (pPQeR)
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Hmmmm....
Posted by: Zombie "Jack the Dripper" Pollock at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Lancio McCormicio at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Kellogg's at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (G546f)
These guys are freaking genius-level ...
Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 21, 2019 01:24 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: jb at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (aybGN)
Posted by: Truvada Cereal Spokesman at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: River Otter
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (3cZD4)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (DUg/L)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (VWp7G)
Ah. So the "anti bullying" bullshiite is exactly what we thought it was - a cover for "don't laugh at me 'cause I wanna have things shoved up my butt"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)
except for... im sure we know the exceptions.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (z79tQ)
And kids..... collect four .... ONLY FOUR . . . boxtops of our new Sodomy Cereal and redeem them for ONE FREE SAMPLE OF TRIVIDIA!!*
*you pay shipping and handling.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: sillyme at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (qrLG3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
BS trying to tear us apart and shove crap in our face. Just stop it
already.
They just can't leave anyone alone, can they? Notice how they're "all together" unless you voted for PDT, then you're most definitely not welcome.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/oixi/carmax-stickers
Posted by: Ryan K Buell at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (zQ/6s)
"Hey, we spilled a bunch of our cereal on the floor. Should we throw it out?"
"Heck no, squeegee it up and get marketing to sell it to the gays."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ted K. at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: MW at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (hNTtn)
Someone in a few weeks will also have to present the profits from this cereal to their manager and will be shocked, SHOCKED that they have not sold very many.
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (a+WIL)
Ewwwwww........ THAT AINT MILK!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: General Mills at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (PQRcz)
Posted by: Blanco at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (Nzscs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (JFO2v)
To adults really need to have their sexual lifestyle preferences validated by a breakfast cereal manufacturer? Are they that pathetic???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Oldest Brother: "Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything."
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (1XNk8)
Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'...
-
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING HERE!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (RZIhl)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (uwDw2)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: RickZ
technically, Mikey hated everything EXCEPT Life.
he was a visionary.
Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (JoUsr)
You do realize, they are targeting children, right? Nothing funny about that. We are losing the country because this shit isn't taken seriously.
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (FoXLX)
Posted by: scottst at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (ojBxe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jjaLl)
you mean the cereals are still.walled off from each other?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (3cZD4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y59vr4l4
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (jTtIQ)
----
You got a Vespa??? Be patient.... the anal WILL surprise you.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (ZiGm9)
Posted by: Blanco at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (Nzscs)
Must everything become political and #woke and insane? It is madness all the way down. And up. And sideways.
Like the fat chick on the billboard for Calvin's. No. Just stop it. Stop ruining everything, jackholes!
Posted by: turambar at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
To adults really need to have their sexual lifestyle preferences validated by a breakfast cereal manufacturer? Are they that pathetic???
=======
A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N.
It makes them feel all important and shit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (APFKE)
One might suggest that the Froot Loops are still in the closet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
*jumps up and down waving arms wildly*
*like more wildly than usual*
I MIGHT NOT PUT AN EYE OUT!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
Ah. So the "anti bullying" bullshiite is exactly what we thought it was - a cover for "don't laugh at me 'cause I wanna have things shoved up my butt"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)
++++++++++++++
I think it might be worse than that. Their entire focus appears to be "youth." That is even worse. An adult decided to be a deviant is one thing, but a kid being *encouraged* to be a deviant is entirely another.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (uwDw2)
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (pB6Gt)
Lesson one: The Jab.
Left hand.
Right hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (DUg/L)
Posted by: Isophoron at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Nrz1h)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (a7+mS)
It's not really a hot dog, more like a Great Big Wiener they want you to stick in your mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (jTtIQ)
You patronize them at your country's peril. It's sad that its come to that, but they want you subjugated.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
THEY'RRRRRRRE GREAT!
Posted by: Tonsil the Tiger at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (X/Pw5)
Men who suck other men's dicks will never not be funny. Those who disagree, suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (FJYfm)
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You lucky dog.
All I got was a Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM
Add the appropriate accessory, and you could have a mobile Sybian.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (DMUuz)
*like more wildly than usual*
I MIGHT NOT PUT AN EYE OUT!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
You might scrape someone's ankle, though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (RUnSJ)
Let's just say they are all closeted.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: Blanco at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (Nzscs)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (LBSO/)
Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (VWp7G)
Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'...
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DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING HERE!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Definitely. We finally got rid of the bitch. Getting her back is the last thing we want.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:31 PM (YqDXo)
*like more wildly than usual*
I MIGHT NOT PUT AN EYE OUT!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
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Im standing up.... so ..... safety glasses not required.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (oSI3s)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (c+cGk)
Posted by: aelfheld at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (a7+mS)
It's not really a hot dog, more like a Great Big Wiener they want you to stick in your mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah G at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (APFKE)
Yeah , Dr Kellogg was a woke vegan before it was cool.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (KvRqW)
Never. And they'll keep pushing it further and further left. Until the helicopter rides start
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (uwDw2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (a7+mS)
Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'...
-
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING HERE!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Definitely. We finally got rid of the bitch. Getting her back is the last thing we want.
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Tough luck, England. Her backside is stamped, "Final Sale."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (JoUsr)
It makes them feel all important and shit.
- - -
Money and power.
They get to order manufacturers/corporations do this clown sh#t in hopes of pleasing them.
I bet GLAAD pays it's executives well, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (bDqIh)
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HA HA HA FUCKING HA!
Are we supposed to feel sorry for these miserable, useless fucks?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: All Democratic Presidential Candidates at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (KvRqW)
++++++++++++
They will. Gillette did. It didn't help, at least not yet, but they backed right the hell down when the revenue figures started coming in.
Kellogg is in the same boat. This ain't Nike, with a more niche market that can potentially be expanded and encouraged through SJW crap. They're in a broad market with a wide base and a lot of close competition. Much more like Gillette. Much more dangerous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Might want to wear a cup.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'...
They don't want to live under "The Rules".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (FTf+m)
Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'...
======
HA HA HA FUCKING HA!
Are we supposed to feel sorry for these miserable, useless fucks?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (vg8iE)
Princess Whinesalot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:29 PM (1ISKN)
*
Pander Bear!?
Posted by: Beto O'Cork at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (VWp7G)
Lesson one: The Jab.
Left hand.
Right hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (DUg/L)
Marquis of Queensbury, huh?
How about throat-punch, followed by raking fingers through the eyes and finished with multiple ball-kicks?
Too soon?
All those who witness such a thing would speak of him in reverence.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (uwDw2)
Atc, we know this is the pathetic activists, not all people. It is as offensive/condescending as the menstrual shame warriors.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Okay, so, just so I'm clear here, what Castro was Castroing about was how there should be no tax on pads, et al., because people are too broke to buy them.
My Comrade, I have been digging up change out of the car seats to buy gas poor and, I promise you, the extra 22 cents or so of the tax on a box of tampons is not going to stop anyone from buying them.
Go apologize to the trees.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
It was called 'Queerios'.
You pour on the milk, and they eat each other.
I'm here all week - try the beyond-fish.
Posted by: Old Jokes Dept. at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (6VG2o)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 21, 2019 01:33 PM (wtvvX)
****
Hey...what???
I thought it was Jesus H...???
And I always wondered what the H stood for. Mom never told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (DUg/L)
https://tinyurl.com/y59vr4l4
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (NVYyb)
There's a special day for that?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Post Toasties at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (hKi6n)
Lesson one: The Jab.
Left hand.
Right hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:30 PM (DUg/L)
Marquis of Queensbury, huh?
How about throat-punch, followed by raking fingers through the eyes and finished with multiple ball-kicks?
Too soon?
All those who witness such a thing would speak of him in reverence.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (z79tQ)
Two words - pocket sand
Posted by: Dale Gribble at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (Izzlo)
Olean, NY?
Or "olestra", which Kellogg's still buys?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (6qErC)
Wasn't it Olean that they put in the food as a fat replacement and all it did was make everyone shit themselves?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (JFO2v)
*taps GAF meter*
Nothing. Must be broken
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (6qErC)
Yet another reason I am glad I am keto.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (/Pbzy)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (Pqytn)
++++++++++
Ditto. Unlike Gillette, they aren't going completely over the cliff with this. They might be able to walk back before doing gigantic damage to their hugely valuable brand. Maybe.
If they run an ad about "The cereal for plunderers of all genders," though, all bets are closed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Yo! at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (1XAal)
They're still running their "empowering" style commercials for their women's products. The woman singing in the background sounding more like a howling stray cat is an annoying touch.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: Ted K. at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (jYnPD)
Harold. It was his middle name.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (bkUtD)
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$19.99 is expensive for a box of cereal.
I hope it isn't $50K per box.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bear Naked Granola at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (nRWPy)
*****
Report: AG Barr Expands Probe into Russia Investigation Origin
******
But He is a Deep State plant
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (DUg/L)
Haimowitz.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)
"Hey weirdos, we made a cereal JUST FOR YOOOO!"
*dumps mixed floor sweepings into a box"
Is every corporation on this stupid planet run by complete imbeciles?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (AURKQ)
Hahahaahaahahahahahaaah hahahahahaah fuck you
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (uwDw2)
How about throat-punch, followed by raking fingers through the eyes and finished with multiple ball-kicks?
Too soon?
All those who witness such a thing would speak of him in reverence.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Throat punch followed by a curb stomp.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: overit at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (sI15f)
Yet another reason I am glad I am keto.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (/Pbzy)
++++++++++++
I guarantee you that this exists already in a dark corner of the internet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (nRWPy)
--
This is absolutely true. Long gone are the days kids are allowed to just grow up innocently and be kids.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: TOMMY BOLIN at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (qM84C)
Now another reason to keep not buying their cereal.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ted K. at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (FJYfm)
The Road to Wellville
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (Izzlo)
"O-Lean" was a brand name of olestra, IIRC.
Caused much underwear purchasing, it did. Post skid-marks.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (6qErC)
Clearly marketing and profit motive have little to do with corporate viability at this point. Cynically market to people's baser instincts to boost sales? Nah, just go for some social media chatter. Worry that crossing certain lines will hurt sales? Nah, people will still buy our products by the millions making any impact in the margins relative to executive leadership's experience.
Posted by: MKoepf at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (X3Dqq)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (5h/3t)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Next they'll be mixing fried chicken, tacos, and Gen Tso's.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: next in line at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Yo! at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (UUkQp)
"Happy" Together 🌈 🌈 🌈
https://youtu.be/mRCe5L1imxg
Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-footed boob at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (THZvf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (KP5rU)
Unless you actually meant to say "jesus fucking christ," then the f is allowed.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM
Where there's a Wil, there's a way.
Posted by: Ens. (jg) Crusher at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (DMUuz)
Kitty litter fortified with sugar and high glycemic carbs. You'd literally be better off with the kitty litter.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: DirtyDave at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (yc3le)
How about throat-punch, followed by raking fingers through the eyes and finished with multiple ball-kicks?
Too soon?
All those who witness such a thing would speak of him in reverence.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (z79tQ)
****
Ha!
That's lesson 4.
Next is left cross and right cross. He's nearly ambidextrous so working both arms.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (DUg/L)
Advertising Homosexuality to kids.
--
This is absolutely true. Long gone are the days kids are allowed to just grow up innocently and be kids.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (JoUsr)
This is so sad, but true. The leftists need to capture these young minds early and distort their idea of "normal". This does not bode well for us like-minded horde.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (N39Ws)
That's not chocolate...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 01:34 PM (HaL55)
And about the raisins ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (so+oy)
*spit*
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (RUnSJ)
>>*jumps up and down waving arms wildly*
That's Our Queen!
empress, you fool. that's like *asking* for a smallpox blanket!
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++
Not as dangerous - it's targeted at teh wimminz and it seems to work. Virtually all advertising targeted at women is all about grrrrrl power and has a breathy hipster ruining someone else's song in the background. It is damn near universal. I suspect it plays very well with the wine moms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (1XNk8)
Way worse: he claims there are women/girls who stay home from school and work when they menstruate. Because they can't afford to buy themselves tampons.
What kind of idiot cannot budget for and purchase in advance basic hygiene products? Makes me wonder if they can afford toothpaste and deodorant, too - or are they also battling "scent-shaming" and "plaque-shaming"?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Dale Gribble at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (Izzlo)
you got that right. A good boy scout is always prepared.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: DirtyDave at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (yc3le)
Maybe the most metal name of all time
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (Izzlo)
BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he is giving up his turn to try to form new government - TRT
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (GZ9c7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (ptqGC)
I thought there was a height requirement for Empresses?
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (jTtIQ)
Next they'll be mixing fried chicken, tacos, and Gen Tso's.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
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Mmmmmmmm....... KenTacoBellHut.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (AURKQ)
I think if you count the number of Ivy League MBA's you get the proportion of imbeciles running them.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (qAR6u)
Just some sicko libtard co-opting of it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (1XNk8)
Next they'll be mixing fried chicken, tacos, and Gen Tso's.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
McRib. Tacos.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: next in line at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (iuFgi)
And now his cereal is a gay orgy between a tiger, a rooster, some little people, and a giant ball of flaming gas.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sooner at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)
Almost 300 posts and NOT ONE REFERENCE to Rape Nuts.
Its like.... I dont even know you people anymore...
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Si.
And don't forget - they're "FIERCE"
or something.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (FiUMj)
The homosexual lifestyle is a feature, not a bug for the professional left.
Pay no attention to the higher suicide rates, the rampant STD's, the prohibition by all the major world religions....
Millstones, necks, some assembly required
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (TTgpD)
Ditto. Unlike Gillette, they aren't going completely over the cliff with
this. They might be able to walk back before doing gigantic damage to
their hugely valuable brand. Maybe.
If they run an ad about "The cereal for plunderers of all genders," though, all bets are closed.
=========================
So far, Kellogg is calling it a "limited" edition. The Ace link has a twitter tag that goes to the company's online store. If that box goes on supermarket store shelves, Kellogg gets a one-way ticket to marketing Armageddon.
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: next in line at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (6qErC)
I await SMOD, in all its sparkly, rainbow glory.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. I'm waving my arm furiously over my head, calling for a fair catch of SMOD.
Of course, I live in California, so I'm hoping it lands here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
That would be woke af.
We should pressure them to do it.
Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (QugKX)
Posted by: Zombie at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (nFwvY)
Why not include a pair of depends in every box, for the fecal incontinence that gays experience?
Anal sex for everyone!
Even the young boys...
Sure, no slippery slope at all, never think that, impossible that we could even think that!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (lg/F7)
*******
Breaking: Ukrainian Government Ready to Cooperate with FBI on Laundering Hundreds of Millions of IMF Aid Money and Attempts by DNC to Cover It Up
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (3cZD4)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (JFO2v)
There. I just gave everyone a complete and thorough guide to "What about the chilllllldrennnnn?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (1XNk8)
--
This is like when the multimillionaires do something super special for the community.
I remember a few years ago Cam Newton spent $40K to fund an urban community Thanksgiving meal for people on food stamps, and he got two or three weeks of praise from the media, city, etc.
It was nice, sure, and it was also the equivalent of a person making $40K a year donating $20 to his church, and that happens tens of millions of times every week all around the nation.
But shhhh, we're not supposed to talk about it like that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (a7+mS)
I think if you count the number of Ivy League MBA's you get the proportion of imbeciles running them.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (qAR6u)
The MBA idea of growing a company is to reduce to denominator, not increase the numerator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Lands???
Sure you mean "impacts".
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
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DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MOVING HERE!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Seriously!! I'm sorry the gilded cage of royalty is not all you deluded yourself it would be, but do not come here. Even Canada is too close.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
***
Me too although I always wondered what Products 1-18 were?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (DUg/L)
Gah! Does not work on all women. I haaaate that crap, but is all over the place.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)
*******
Breaking: Ukrainian Government Ready to Cooperate with FBI on Laundering Hundreds of Millions of IMF Aid Money and Attempts by DNC to Cover It Up
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
==========
That feels big.
Like, taking down a major political party of the United States big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (BJKQV)
As if
Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: CORY BOOKER at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Walt Disney spinning in his grave could be a new source of electrical generation for California.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (qAR6u)
Bring back Quisp! *raises fist*
Not that I eat any of this crap. I munch on Walmart brand Rice Chex things for a snack.
Posted by: turambar at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Cus5s)
Must have been a hell of a meeting with Pompeo.
Breaking: Ukrainian Government Ready to Cooperate with FBI on Laundering Hundreds of Millions of IMF Aid Money and Attempts by DNC to Cover It Up
Damn. And Turkey, too.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (5h/3t)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (6qErC)
not to mention the fact it's selling for 20 bucks.
so it's a virtue signal, but only one that's cynically designed to make a shit load of money off the gullible...
suddenly, I approve...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (KCruE)
Sure you mean "impacts".
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
I lean toward "obliterates."
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
There are some topics that just light up the comments section...
woke gay shit tends to be one of them.
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (KvRqW)
They'd be a lot cheaper, right?
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (TTgpD)
Help please.
Posted by: Dear Comments at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (vqIkG)
*******
Breaking: Ukrainian Government Ready to Cooperate with FBI on Laundering Hundreds of Millions of IMF Aid Money and Attempts by DNC to Cover It Up
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
==========
That feels big.
Like, taking down a major political party of the United States big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)
Ukrainian interference in our democracy!
Posted by: This is CNN at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guzalot at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (prSvo)
But that doesn't change the horror that someone decided to declare a Menstruation Day and actual presidential candidates took it seriously.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (BD/yx)
There are some topics that just light up the comments section...
woke gay shit tends to be one of them.
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (KvRqW)
==========
It is known.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (q80AH)
There. I just gave everyone a complete and thorough guide to "What about the chilllllldrennnnn?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM
Thank you for not including me.
Posted by: "And don't pull your uncle's finger at Thanksgiving." at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (hvf9s)
++++++++++++
There's probably a God-forsaken, coral-covered Pacific atoll that is still part of the empire that their household can take over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
Seconded. My childhood favorite.
(I wasn't a Kaboom Kid. We weren't rich but we had standards.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (idjhO)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (NFEMn)
Um, Markle came from a crazy dysfunctional family, and oddly, the dysfunction followed her to England. Maybe she's not so much the victim as the instigator? Always the victim, leaving frayed relationships in her wake. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
That feels big.
Like, taking down a major political party of the United States big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's an idea. Let's exempt tampons from product safety regulations and product liability law.
They'd be a lot cheaper, right?
you betcha!
Posted by: toxic shock syndrome at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (sGtp+)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KELLOGGS WAS CREATED TO MAKE PEOPLE STOP HAVING SEX!!!
---Cheap Roethlisberger knock-off
Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (EzNH9)
It was nice, sure, and it was also the equivalent of a person making $40K a year donating $20 to his church, and that happens tens of millions of times every week all around the nation.
But shhhh, we're not supposed to talk about it like that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (a7+mS)
___
It was even less than that % wise. He's in the 45% tax bracket (including state and Medicare). So the $40K spent was really only $22K after taxes. Meanwhile the guy making $40K pays no taxes, so his $20 was actually $20. which means relatively speaking, the guy making $40K gave nearly twice as much to his church.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM (DUg/L)
Next up: "Tranny Grape-Nuts" They're post-op.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (QugKX)
-
Marquis de Sade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Mercury Grand Marquis
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (NgKpN)
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
The headline actually makes more sense if you simply remove the last eight words.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
Seriously. Sorry, England, you get to keep her and her useless twat of a husband. Hope they suck you guys dry.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (a0IVu)
I don't eat any of those cereals. I'm not sure what my level of outrage should be or whom I should boycott.
Help please.
Posted by: Dear Comments at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (vqIkG)
Kellogg's. They are not sorry they did that thing in your mouth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
Sounds like Kelloggs knows exactly how to keep that from happening.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (uwDw2)
Posted by: Guzalot at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (prSvo)
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What was the bubble gum from the 80s that had that liquid center in it.
THAT shit was ...... disgusting.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
You're not alone. I asked both my mom and my younger female cousin (she's 20-something) when one such ad came on, "does this work on you? Do you like this?"
Both of them gave the third degree about how much they don't like it.
Yet they persist.
This was the commercial: https://youtu.be/T7rW-1ZXS4M
Kellogg's, oddly enough (or perhaps not).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (I2dne)
Yup. The cereals aren't all mixed together, this is just the variety pack they've sold since the 70s with woke-friendly graphics (and you'll note even the box doesn't actually say anything about gays).
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)
Like, taking down a major political party of the United States big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (DMUuz)
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
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That feels big.
Like, taking down a major political party of the United States big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)
Ukrainian interference in our democracy!
Posted by: This is CNN at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (Izzlo)
Too bad all the media will get out of this is Trump asking foreigners to dig up dirt on an opponent
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)
There's probably a God-forsaken, coral-covered Pacific atoll that is still part of the empire that their household can take over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
St. Helena has had vacancies since 1821.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: CORY BOOKER at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (lMn1U)
Ha! Sock, you! You forgot "fiercely heterosexual" there.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (uwDw2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (1XNk8)
IIRC, a few years ago they took a loud stand against running their ads on Breitbart (during that organized deplatform Breitbart attempt) and then a lot of deplorables took a break from buying Kelloggs products, causing a financial hit.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (bDqIh)
Way worse: he claims there are women/girls who stay home from school and work when they menstruate. Because they can't afford to buy themselves tampons.
What kind of idiot cannot budget for and purchase in advance basic hygiene products? Makes me wonder if they can afford toothpaste and deodorant, too - or are they also battling "scent-shaming" and "plaque-shaming"?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:39 PM (bDqIh)
Lets do real socialism. I want some Progressive to stand up and hold up 1 each of the official Republic of North America sanctioned pad and tampon. Having two isles of choices is just surrendering to capitalism.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colon Blow at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (ymnmz)
THAT shit was ...... disgusting.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
Bubble Cum, I mean "Yum."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (NFEMn)
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
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If the FBI investigates crimes that require them to interview witnesses from a foreign country, it's collusion.
Impeach. Impeach now. If not now, then when?!?!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (APFKE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (a7+mS)
Money laundering you say?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)
"Gatoraids"
"Hi - hep - C"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (6qErC)
Hawaiian Donkey-Punch
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (TTgpD)
Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 01:46 PM (EzNH9)
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Flacco IS alot easier to spell.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Post at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (c45xH)
Money laundering you say?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)
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I feel like this is going to end up destabilizing the Democratic Party on such a scale that it may never recover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:43 PM (hvf9s)
++++++++++++
There's probably a God-forsaken, coral-covered Pacific atoll that is still part of the empire that their household can take over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
Is St. Helena still owned by the UK?
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (Izzlo)
cracker origin), was a religious fanatic who hoped his cereal would
promote sexual continence.
Jesus Christ man, you say that as if it were a good thing.
Dr Kellogg was a poopster. He was all about the poops.
I'm no expert on the alternative orifices, but don't really think that there's supposed to be anything crunchy up in there. Does not represent good health.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (8ZmvG)
Breaking: Ukrainian Government Ready to Cooperate with FBI on Laundering
Hundreds of Millions of IMF Aid Money and Attempts by DNC to Cover It
Up
*******
Gateway Pundit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:42 PM (BqBId)
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If the FBI investigates crimes that require them to interview witnesses from a foreign country, it's collusion.
Impeach. Impeach now. If not now, then when?!?!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (APFKE)
Owe! My schadenbone!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)
Just once I'd like to see someone in the fucking media follow up with that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)
60? Hell, I started on Super Colon Blow cereal when I hit 50!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (1XNk8)
Isn't there an election in Canada today ?
Is Sambo Treudeau a favorite to win ?
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 21, 2019 01:41 PM (BJKQV)
Dahmer Dahmer Dahmer!
He was a piker, I tells ya!
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy, the killer clown at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
Whatta Coinkydink
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (BqBId)
Pacific atoll that is still part of the empire that their household can
take over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
Is St. Helena still owned by the UK?
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (Izzlo)
Duchess of Falklands has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: nip at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (Izot6)
Damn. And Turkey, too.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 01:44 PM (5h/3t)
6 BILLION dollars went 'missing' from a combo of IMF and US Aid money.
Bank involved was owned by the same guy who owned the Oil Company that Hunter Biden was on.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (1XNk
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Bazooka Joe was concrete hard and the flavor lasted for about 45 seconds.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (hLRSq)
Wouldn't that be nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)
But that doesn't change the horror that someone decided to declare a Menstruation Day and actual presidential candidates took it seriously.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (BD/yx)
Now that I could vote for. Pick a day each month and get it over and done with. Post the day each month so us guys can plan a night out with friends or going fishing.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (JFO2v)
Impeach. Impeach now. If not now, then when?!?!
Don't laugh.. Some of the dim wits in the House were mumbling that Trump "leaving" Syria is an impeachable offense...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (O2RFr)
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Hares has really taken to hiding behind his dead mom's skirts when it comes to any criticism they are receiving. Oh, and racism. He and Sparkles are not allowed to be criticized about their raging hypocricy because dead mom and racism. It's pretty lame.
I'm sure they're slowly trying to make their way to Hollywood and set up a residence there. The slobbering and adoration they would receive would be off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (JoUsr)
____
More #TwoWeeks stuff. YEAY!!
Tick Tock, amirite?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (FiUMj)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (cEsBM)
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The rumor is that Durham is actually building a criminal probe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (q80AH)
Well that's certainly...vague and unfulfilling.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (1XNk8)
American women stay home because sometimes cramps suck a lot and you want to die... which has nothing to do with if you've got feminine products.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BD/yx)
Would that be McCray's FBI?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Wonder why they are Panicking???
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BqBId)
I can't be the only one here that forgot that cereal even existed...
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)
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With the FBI
I wouldn't count those chickens just yet, brotha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (APFKE)
Kelloggs found a way to sell a $4 variety pack of 6 cereals for 20 bucks. Woke idiots will definitely buy this shit.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Same thing I observed with all the green marketing in the early '00's.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (jYnPD)
Wouldn't that be nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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The sort of thing that a guy who enjoys vengeance might make sure happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wonder why they are Panicking???
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BqBId)
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No, not really.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)
cracker origin), was a religious fanatic who hoped his cereal would
promote sexual continence.
I think this should be "abstinence" rather than "continence". Unless this is another Surprise Anal thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (uwDw2)
Gays with plenty of disposable income will be disposing of it on this.
I am calling Kellogg mad genius for this.
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (TTgpD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (JoUsr)
They will fit in perfectly with that narcissistic crowd.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (a0IVu)
460 "C" - Interceptor...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
1974 Four Door with a Ford 429.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (FTf+m)
It's like a cumtastic orgy of flavor in your mouf!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (6G4DD)
60? Hell, I started on Super Colon Blow cereal when I hit 50!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (1XNk
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If I need a good colon cleansing, I go with the old standby: Taco Bell.
Or, something extra spicy at home.
None of that fancy schmancy colon blow cereal for me!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)
still part of the empire that their household can take over.
Funny you should mention it. There is just one, and it is perfect.
Pitcairn Island.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (8ZmvG)
With the media already calling it questionable as to it's legality
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BD/yx)
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Something something 77 cents on the dollar, something something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (FiUMj)
Kellogg's, oddly enough (or perhaps not).
- - -
Oh, that one was bad.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
But the comics were genius.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (1XNk
Story of my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (cEsBM)
With the media already calling it questionable as to it's legality
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (O2RFr)
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Because Trump politicized the DOJ, donchaknow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: 1 D at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (WX+x0)
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It's nice to think about, but it can't happen with the South turning blue.
Ten years, tops.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
The there was the baseball card gum. Hard as a rock, tasteless and it always left that weird gum-stain on the best card in the pack.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (TTgpD)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (1ISKN)
Conspiracy theorist. Nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)
So, a cereal consisting entirely of descriptors for the left.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (O7MnT)
THAT shit was ...... disgusting.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
Bubble Cum, I mean "Yum."
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Wasn't it called Squirt? LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
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Yes, but that special powdery coating made the gum!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (KNsKs)
Correct. Hands down they still are. Anything else is a far distant second.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (Gvpa/)
Conspiracy theorist. Nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm just asking questions. How wrong is it to just ask questions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (rlY8L)
Posted by: mikesixes at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (n8Tgx)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: JackStraw
Welp, sending it back thru the Biden's might be one way to do that...
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Beavis at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (RUnSJ)
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the one who ran the sanitorium in Battle Creek.
Two different people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (hLRSq)
Isn't there an election in Canada today ?
Is Sambo Treudeau a favorite to win ?
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (KvRqW)
Yes.
Yes, alas.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
>>Meghan Markle 'existing, not living' and Prince Harry 'wants to leave UK entirely'
Um, Markle came from a crazy dysfunctional family, and oddly, the
dysfunction followed her to England. Maybe she's not so much the victim
as the instigator? Always the victim, leaving frayed relationships in
her wake. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
My Give-A-Shitometer registers a solid zero regarding Meghan Harry, or for any of the royals for that matter. Must be so tough to be the largest welfare recipients in the UK, get to fly around in private jets anywhere you want and barely work a day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Post Missionary Position
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (JFO2v)
*******
LOUISIANA: Meth Suspect Tells Cops He Was Robbed By SpongeBob SquarePants
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (6qErC)
Just once I'd like to see someone in the fucking media follow up with that.
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Now do $9/month for birth control pills
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Tt0Oi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (a7+mS)
459 Cornholios!
Posted by: Beavis at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (ymnmz)
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Need TP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
Preparation H
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (Izzlo)
Is Sambo Treudeau a favorite to win ?
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (KvRqW)
Which would be better for him, to come out for or against Meghan and Harry moving to Canada?
If the blackface stuff did not sink his campaign...leftist elitist class privilege really is super special.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (hvf9s)
THAT shit was ...... disgusting.
Freshen Up?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (JFO2v)
Post One Man One Woman.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
American women stay home because sometimes cramps suck a lot and you want to die... which has nothing to do with if you've got feminine products.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BD/yx)
++++++++++++++++
You know, if you were to carefully structure this point in the correct language and drop it in places on Left forums, I'll bet you could get at least some of the presidential candidates to support mandatory hysterectomies for all girls (and trans girls!) over the age of 15.
I don't say this as a good thing, but I do think it is true. They are actually that foolish and they want to be seen as so progressive that it would probably work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (HK4MN)
Yes, please!
Posted by: Anon a mouse
That was my second car. The only thing it couldn't pass was a gas station. Took $2 in gas just to start it. And that was at 65 cents a gallon.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (O2RFr)
If'n I was the President, I'd tell Congress Declare War, or we are out.
Shit or get off the pot.
They are now forcing him into a position where he is breaking US Law. We have no Declaration of war. We have no Act of Congress to give him cover.
And the invasion of the Sovereign State of Syria, without any clear threat to the US, or its personnel, defies the UN Treaty, which was ratified by the Senate, and thus has the force of US Law.
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (NgKpN)
Hey..... as far as breakfast cereals go..... there aint nuthing gooder than a bowl of Grape Nuts with chocolate milk poured over it.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)
I am calling Kellogg mad genius for this.
Exactly. It's just like how Toyota are geniuses for separating hundreds of thousands of libs from their money until Elon Musk figured out he could get more of their money by selling them cars built at a quality standard the UAW would find embarrassing.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (NpRAB)
The kind that goes into a bun or the other kind?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (KNsKs)
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My Mom RIP Loved Grape Nuts
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (1ISKN)
Hopefully most of the work is done, by the time it goes public, so the mafia run left doesn't have time to murder/threaten all the witnesses, or burn/steal/bleach/hammer the evidence.
Rudy was first going to Ukraine months ago, first trip was cancelled, then he went with coordination with state, then "they" (SDNY?) started arresting his sources, maybe going after Rudy. Durham interviewing Brennan/Clapper soon ... probably helps if he has "all" the evidence before questioning them ... so he can catch them lying and toss them in the dungeon with Manafort.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Curious what the off brand of this fabulous cereal is.
Like what's the Kaboom version for poor gay kids?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: iwuzhere at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (3duqG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
McRib. Tacos.
Looks like you need to visit..
Taco Town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc
Posted by: Blanco at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (Nzscs)
419 To show how inclusive and tolerant they are, Post should come out with a conventional marriage cereal.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Post Missionary Position
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (JFO2v)
Honey's bunches of O's?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (N39Ws)
/sure, they're alienating more people than they are gaining, but math is hard, right? And virtue signaling feels so, so good to the woke corps!
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (2KYgn)
Ever eat a pine tree?
/Zombie Euell Theopolis Gibbons
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (FoXLX)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:55 PM (bDqIh)
Ohhhh yeah! It had that weird, coagulated mouthwash center.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: John Brown's Body lies a molding in the grave at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (gmo/4)
Some of the dim wits in the House were mumbling that Trump "leaving" Syria is an impeachable offense...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (O2RFr)
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Allahpundit was pushing that line of reasoning last week. Guy's off his meds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (FTf+m)
Ass whippin' I'm willing to take.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
I strongly recommend that you read up on the life and times of CW Post first.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (8ZmvG)
Curious what the off brand of this fabulous cereal is.
Like what's the Kaboom version for poor gay kids?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (n9sj
Store Brand Wheat Poofs
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grape Ape at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (FTf+m)
Well here's a question, there has been a multi-nation ongoing investigation on worldwide money laundering going on for a few years now. It was all started after the Panama Papers scandal broke. It has exposed a lot of banks including Deutsche Bank and Danske for laundering billions of dollars. Countries around the old Soviet bloc and others like Cyprus has figured prominently.
Payments to Hunter Biden went through a Cypriot bank. Do you suppose this is all just an enormous coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: just a simple question at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (IirAL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (n9sj
Muesli
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (AURKQ)
Payments to Hunter Biden went through a Cypriot bank. Do you suppose this is all just an enormous coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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Even asking this makes you a nut who will never appear on CNN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (q80AH)
/Zombie Euell Theopolis Gibbons
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM
Dude. Have you forgotten your espousal of goldenrod and wild hickory nuts?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (DMUuz)
This is all the leftovers after sweeping the floors each day.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
It's ghey scrapple?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (6G4DD)
That sounds reasonable.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (1XNk8)
wonder why they suspected him of meth.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (QOanj)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (kLDv+)
That's a soft drink. Good, too... but yeah, that name.
That was my second car. The only thing it couldn't pass was a gas station. Took $2 in gas just to start it. And that was at 65 cents a gallon."
Old man mouse had a version of that in a pickup. Measured it at 7 MPG onceuponatime...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (n9sj
Muesli
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (AURKQ)
Muesli is a war crime. There is no amount of preparation that makes that stuff edible.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Nope... Dem President would be exempt
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (O2RFr)
They never had my business to lose. Store brand corn flakes is corn flakes and $3 a box cheaper.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (hLRSq)
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AG Barr expands mysterious review into origin of Russia investigation
If U.S. Attorney John Durham is conducting a criminal investigation, it's not clear what allegations of wrongdoing are being examined.
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NBC Hardest Hit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (BqBId)
Kay ee double ell oh double ghey -- Kellogg's best to you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (BD/yx)
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Something something 77 cents on the dollar, something something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 01:52 PM (FiUMj)
Just wanted to make sure I said... something something spot on exactly.
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (BD/yx)
That sounds reasonable.
It's like Eisenhower was right about the military-industrial complex. He just missed the part where it's the leftist-military-industrial complex.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (AURKQ)
"Grape nuts ... tastes like wild hickory nuts"
(but no one seemed to ask if that was a good thing...)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (6qErC)
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AG Barr expands mysterious review into origin of Russia investigation
If U.S. Attorney John Durham is conducting a criminal investigation, it's not clear what allegations of wrongdoing are being examined.
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NBC Hardest Hit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (BqBId)
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Well, that's what happens when a news organization refuses to do any news gathering for three years about the biggest story they've pushed over that time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: just a simple question at October 21, 2019 01:59 PM (IirAL)
Scat fetishists.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (xXwKS)
Actually, it happens around here all the time.
Posted by: Friends of Commenters at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (HK4MN)
Curious what the off brand of this fabulous cereal is.
Like what's the Kaboom version for poor gay kids?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (n9sj
Store Brand Wheat Poofs
Posted by: rhennigantx
Flouncy Flakes.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (FTf+m)
Actually, it happens around here all the time.
Posted by: Friends of Commenters at October 21, 2019 02:01 PM (DMUuz)
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What about Ace's friends?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (O2RFr)
If'n I was the President, I'd tell Congress Declare War, or we are out.
Shit or get off the pot.
This Mr. President! Make Congress do its GD Job!
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (1XNk8)
That sounds reasonable.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Amazing how in love with the establishment (and war!) young people are... while still thinking they're so "woke" and "world-changing."
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (DQebX)
Count Dickula
Posted by: Priapism
Frankenfairy
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)
Boofberry
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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Cyprus, eh? That country with the YUGE financial crisis that was the first and (per my admittedly faulty memory) only country where the ECB declined to bail out depositors who were over their version of FDIC limits?
Huh. Wasn't aware of the Cyprus angle, and I don't know if it actually means anything with regard to their financial blowup but that is potentially damned interesting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (I2dne)
Count Dickula
Posted by: Priapism
Frankenfairy
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)
Count Fistula
Posted by: Beavis at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (HK4MN)
So, every POTUS in either party, from now on, must fight the Forever Wars or be impeached.
Nope... Dem President would be exempt
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (O2RFr)
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Uh huh. Everything in the government is this way.
I'm pretty sure Chapter 1, Paragraph 1 of the US Code says "None of the below applies to Democrat politicians and their staffers and family and friends."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 01:25 PM
You sure about Quisp? TBH, I liked Quisp more than Quake. No homo, though.
Posted by: Olddog in mo at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (9BikW)
If U.S. Attorney John Durham is conducting a criminal investigation, it's not clear what allegations of wrongdoing are being examined.
>>The prosecutor conducting the review, Connecticut U.S. Attorney John Durham, has expressed his intent to interview a number of current and former intelligence officials involved in examining Russia's effort to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, including former CIA Director John Brennan and former director of national intelligence James Clapper, Brennan told NBC News.
>>Durham has also requested to talk to CIA analysts involved in the intelligence assessment of Russia's activities, prompting some of them to hire lawyers, according to three former CIA officials familiar with the matter
Why would CIA analysts be hiring lawyers? Don't they know nothing is happening?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 01:51 PM (O2RFr)
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REALLY??? Because I dont recall a AUMF to go killing folks in Syria.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)
This seems to be a problem with boycotts, no?
They pulled advertising from all the "right wing" sites they could identify. Now you will laugh: prime among them was Breitbart.Now a lot people boycott Breitbart, too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (8ZmvG)
Why would CIA analysts be hiring lawyers? Don't they know nothing is happening?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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They should have gotten the memo that Barr was just covering up for the FBI and DOJ by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (6qErC)
My brother had a pickup truck that he rebuilt the engine in, shaved the piston skirts, changed the cam and put a significantly large carb on top. The 4:11 rear gears and the Muncie 4 speed meant it got 10 mpg. With the 10 gallon fuel tank, he didn't pass many stations.
Top speed of 90 MPH, but DAMN did it get there quick.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Some egghead figures out just how many conservatives will be lost when the corporation does a #Woke campaign and they add that to the reported earnings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (HK4MN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (1XNk8)
The majority of Wegmans store brand products are as good or better than the name brand version. I've added "no Wegmans" to my list of reasons I ignore job offers from California. (Of which I get one every two weeks or so).
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (ZGrMX)
US Attorneys are not actually "investigators or criminal probers" - that's what the FBI is for - they work with the FBI to build a case based on evidence supplied to them - not evidence that the AUSA's on staff sleuth out like an army of Sherlock Holmes'. The media here is full of shit.
The case is already known to them or certainly suspected by them based on evidence in hand. They may indeed ask the FBI to look into something deeper as part of the case - but the case is essentially brought to them to prosecute, not created by them. They decide to go forward on the strength of the evidence and the depositions of the witnesses conducted in front of a GJ.
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
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What if he does pardon a turkey?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)
Old man mouse had a version of that in a pickup. Measured it at 7 MPG onceuponatime...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Dayum. 7 mpg? That Winnebago & H-1 Hummer territory.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)
He'll eat anything
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (xXwKS)
My favorite cereals too, with the exception of Cheerios.
Miss pop tarts too. Though there are other pop tart type stuff.
Clover Valley at the dollar store for one.
Posted by: teej at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (9lTjk)
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AG Barr expands mysterious review into origin of Russia investigation
If U.S. Attorney John Durham is conducting a criminal investigation, it's not clear what allegations of wrongdoing are being examined.
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NBC Hardest Hit
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM (BqBId)
How come the government Prosecutors always seem to be WAY behind what is already ON the public record on this stuff?
We've all known about the FISA abuse for a couple of years now, yet it takes YEARS for a REPORT to come out?
We've all known about Misfud for quite awhile, yet only NOW are they going to talk to him?
And Ukraine has been trying to get our governments attention on THIS EXACT SUBJECT since Trump has been in office (old Ambassador would not give Visas to their AG, to come talk to the new administration about these subjects).
Yet, only NOW 'investigations are expanding'?
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (NgKpN)
Nope... Dem President would be exempt
Posted by: It's me donna
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Dems still fight the Forever Wars.
The left just pulls their protesters off the streets and pretends it's not happening.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)
Also impeachable if it was a white turkey - because #racist.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
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Trump should go big with the pardon this year. Have 100+ turkeys shipped in. Walk through the rows of cages with Melania. Select the biggest, most beautiful bird and select it as the one to be served at the WH. Then pardon the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)
New commercial is woke... Mickey is a girl now
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
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What if he does pardon a turkey?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It means Barr finally arrested someone.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (FTf+m)
What's the significance of that?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
What if he does pardon a turkey?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)
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ABUSE OF EXECUTIVE DISCRETION!!!!
...also an impeachable offense.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JSchuler at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (ySdHR)
The Democrats are lousy politicians and are vicious and they don't have a Mitt Romney in their midst.
Posted by: General Sherman's Spittoon at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (SK3Dw)
Holy c... Sounds like fun. Except for the buying gas and tires part!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (6qErC)
REALLY??? Because I dont recall a AUMF to go killing folks in Syria.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
But, I thought since all our military did was "bomb civilians and air raid villages" and they'd be ecstatic we weren't doing that anymore.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (HK4MN)
Trump should go big with the pardon this year. Have 100+ turkeys shipped in. Walk through the rows of cages with Melania. Select the biggest, most beautiful bird and select it as the one to be served at the WH. Then pardon the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)
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Condemn them all to death and serve them at orphanages. Then pardon Mike Flynn instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:00 PM
What? I mean, who doesn't like sandblasting your GI tract?
Said no one, ever....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger
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Then you're looking at a Russian turkey.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (DQebX)
PM returns mandate to form government 2 days before it expires. Gantz next to have chance to form coalition.
He will not be able to form one either. Unless I badly mistaken
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (a0IVu)
One can dream.
Posted by: Dansgirls at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (V25ON)
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (FoXLX)
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Tony the Tiger is giving it hard to the Pops guy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (k4dH2)
Yep. Had 2 tanks w/a big brass lever down behind the driver's side to switch 'em (and yes, that was factory).
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (DQebX)
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That would be very bad indeed, for both parties. The Russians and the Turks do not have a rich history of cooperation. A Russian Turk is *definitely* in the espionage business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)
PM returns mandate to form government 2 days before it expires. Gantz next to have chance to form coalition.
He will not be able to form one either. Unless I badly mistaken
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (cEsBM)
So another election?
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (6GjnW)
So, a cereal consisting entirely of descriptors for the left.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 01:53 PM (O7MnT)
There's an oh-so woke church around the corner from us. (The one that asked if we minded having our kids in daycare with a bunch of HIV+ kids. Why no, why would we mind that?)
We call it the Granola Church; the church of fruits, nuts, and flakes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM
The real ones, imaginary ones, or the ones he's put on the shelf?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah, but what does Mikey think of 'em?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)
He goes down on them. He goes down on everything. Like Ace on a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:08 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (6qErC)
We had a friend that used to race go-carts. A nationally ranked driver. He drove it. Said he never wanted to drive it again it was so insane.
My brother, of course, wrecked it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
A) Why would a payment for board services go from Ukraine to Cyprus to the US
2) Cyprus has long been known as a hub of money laundering and a place for hiding vast sums of money of questionable source.
It's like Switzerland with hookers and blow.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 02:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 21, 2019 02:08 PM (PQRcz)
If Trump does not pardon a turkey this Thanksgiving, it will be an impeachable crime.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
I would love it if the President would produce an axe and lop the head right off of the bird in front of all the mamby-pambys of the press and yell who's coming for dinner! We're having turkey!
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
Ah. Turned it into a tree? Or a guardrail?
Anyway, hope he was ok.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (6qErC)
Condemn them all to death and serve them at orphanages. Then pardon Mike Flynn instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
New Thanksgiving Tradition?
Pardon the sacrificial Lamb, vice a Turkey?
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (6GjnW)
That or
1) A fragile Unity Gov between the right and left that would not last long
2) Lieberman throws in with either the Right or Left.
None of which are good solutions.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (cEsBM)
A technicolor yawn would be the inevitable result of eating it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 01:50 PM (JFO2v)
And then I said to him, "Well, your weekend's fucked, anyway."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (QugKX)
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Why should you mind, h8ter! It's not as if kids ever spit or bite on each other, right?
And if you object to your kid being exposed to HIV, you're obviously just a raaaaaaaacist.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2019 02:07 PM (6GjnW)
That or
1) A fragile Unity Gov between the right and left that would not last long
2) Lieberman throws in with either the Right or Left.
None of which are good solutions.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (cEsBM)
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How about: Constitutional change that eliminates stupid parliamentary system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: GLAAD at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (sWM8x)
One can dream.
Posted by: Dansgirls
"Dibs!" - J Goldberg
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (32YRo)
Heh, OK, now I see why Hunter would launder through Cypress, LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (bDqIh)
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You know what was cool? When Potemkin left 10,000 Mohammedan corpses on the ice of Ochakov through the winter as a sign of ill-will to Turks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (AzW6q)
If U.S. Attorney John Durham is conducting a criminal investigation, it's not clear what allegations of wrongdoing are being examined.
Dear NBC,
You never get to talk about wrongdoing again after enabling a serial rapist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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We always called Christian Science "the grape nut religion," because it's not Christian of Science, and grape nuts are neither grapes nor nuts.
(BTW, please don't confuse it with Scientology. People always do that. It drives me bonkers.)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (DQebX)
in. Walk through the rows of cages with Melania. Select the biggest,
most beautiful bird and select it as the one to be served at the WH.
Then pardon the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)
Pardon himself and all the people caught up in Muh Russia. Then go Genghis Khan on all the turkeys.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (jYnPD)
Dang. I WISH we could have afforded to eat pennies. We warmed up gravel over a match and were damn thankful for that.
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (BvNzB)
Anyway, hope he was ok.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:09 PM (6qErC)
Too fast on a gravel road an lost it into a significantly deep culvert. He had a fat lip and some bruising, but overall was Ok.
He tried to rebuild it, putting on a new cab, doors, fenders, hood.....but ended up trading it for a 67 Cougar.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Reminds me of that time on the beach....
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (vg8iE)
Go Kingsman on them just to fuck with the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:11 PM (jYnPD)
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LOL. GMTA. Horde mind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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We need one of those cookie butter trolls who says, "I notice you can't quit talking about it!"
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (DQebX)
You had a match?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (P/ALc)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:02 PM (DQebX)
How effective was that K-12 and College brainwashing, huh?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Dang. I WISH we could have afforded to eat pennies. We warmed up gravel over a match and were damn thankful for that.
Posted by: I Have Questions
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Well, we had it tough!
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (q80AH)
Or the Return of King David
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (cEsBM)
sitting in a tree
s-u-c-k-i-n-g
first comes cuck
then comes frottage
then come Mittens with
a prolapsed rectum
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (DBPIP)
Because they don't care about black people.
Posted by: Kanye at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
You know what was cool? When Potemkin left 10,000 Mohammedan corpses
on the ice of Ochakov through the winter as a sign of ill-will to
Turks.
oddly enough, "potemkin chillage" never quite had the cachet of "potemkin village".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 21, 2019 02:12 PM (DBPIP)
Well, the Southside of Chicago IS the badest part of town!
Posted by: Leroy Brown at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
Yeah. That was a fun car. He did some engine mods on that one as well. Our dad ended up selling it out from under him, tho. I really wanted to keep that car.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
If he puts it that way, how can anyone argue?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (HK4MN)
in. Walk through the rows of cages with Melania. Select the biggest,
most beautiful bird and select it as the one to be served at the WH.
Then pardon the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
And name the one he selects Putin.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (DUg/L)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Mascot: Shrerman the Shrimp at October 21, 2019 02:15 PM (TaQVt)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Chris M
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That's probably a protected sexual identity as well.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Beavis at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)
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Why should you mind, h8ter! It's not as if kids ever spit or bite on each other, right?
And if you object to your kid being exposed to HIV, you're obviously just a raaaaaaaacist.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2019 02:10 PM (k4dH2)
I looked at them the way people used to look at Ted Koppel's hair.
Hell yes, I mind risking exposing my children to HIV. Are you out of your mind?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Largest factory installed I ever had was a single 42 gallon tank on a 1986 GMC Sierra 5.7L V8 pick up.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 02:14 PM (sGtp+)
Does anyone remember Potamkin Cadillac? They used to run ads 24/7 in the NY/NY area during the '70's
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 01:57 PM (BqBId)
Grape Nuts are great. You just have to remember to put the milk on the night before.
Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)
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It's gonna be three Twitter posts, one screenshot, and about 100 words of text from Ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (wiXsO)
block that couldn't even afford Kaboom. They ate "Frosted Railroad
Track Pennies."
Dang. I WISH we could have afforded to eat pennies. We warmed up gravel over a match and were damn thankful for that.
Posted by: I Have Questions
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Well, we had it tough!
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:13 PM (DQebX)
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Wait! you had matches?
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)
a delectable post
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (wiXsO)
Bruce Jenner, 1976
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (wiXsO)
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Like...say...Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (qEujL)
The wife eats those because they help her poop.
How street gravel helps you poop, I'll never know.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (wiXsO)
1976?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: redridinghood
Already had Jenner on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: redridinghood
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We need to talk about Serena Williams.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (wiXsO)
1976?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (5v5Zx)
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Confirmed.
Count de Monet is the devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)
It's gonna be three Twitter posts, one screenshot, and about 100 words of text from Ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Mailing it in?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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xe said, xe said
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (n9sj
I don't understand why articles quote someone's tweeted, and then include a graphic of the tweet.
Why do they do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
Breakfast blondies?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:16 PM (5v5Zx)
My favorite breakfast!
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (ymnmz)
And I don't there's anything special about breakfast.
If you break your fast with a particular food that becomes breakfast food.
I think flooding your body with carbs first thing in the morning is a questionable decision.
I just felt the need to be all controversial.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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Roughage is roughage.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kellog's Board Meeting at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (L8qt4)
That'll be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (q80AH)
My kid has been bitten by other kids at least half a dozen times. One time he was bitten so hard I could still count the teeth in the bite mark two hours later.
Kids also skin knees on the regular.
Anyone who knowingly has HIV+ kids on the premises is begging for an accidental infection.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (n9sj
I don't understand why articles quote someone's tweeted, and then include a graphic of the tweet.
Why do they do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
I think Twitter has helped destroy journalism.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (Uu+Jp)
I've never liked breakfast except for if I've been drinking the night previous. Sunday breakfast is a thing for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
...It's kitty litter.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Shep at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (USHNi)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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Roughage is roughage.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM
I remember a Dennis Leary rant about high fiber cereals. "Cereal used to come with a free prize in the box, now it comes with a free roll of toilet paper".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Kellog's Board Meeting at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (L8qt4)
Starbucks figured out how to get SJWs to pay $5 for a cup of coffee. God knows how they did it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (NpRAB)
So, imagine a race where Warren's pet federal agency (the CFPB) gets
declared flatly unconstitutional by SCOTUS right as she's riding her
frontrunner status.
That'll be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (q80AH)
That would make for great debates as it is revealed to be another dem slush fund.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
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Why so specific?
It's destroying civilization.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
And chewing it gets rid of the weak teeth.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (z79tQ)
What if there were a way to get those LGBT nutjobs to pay 5x the cost of breakfast cereal?
Posted by: Kellog's Board Meeting at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (L8qt4)
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Yep, what a scam...
I wonder if it works? Like, do gay dudes have some shrine containing over priced consumer goods that pander to them? It's weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (AzW6q)
I just felt the need to be all controversial.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Pete Buttgig prefers swallowing protein.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (al2Cf)
Already had Jenner on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:18 PM (FTf+m)
No one knew he was a defective back then, tho, so does it count?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
aww come on guys, this is just a reminder to get your morning dose of fresh protein.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (NpRAB)
The best part of waking up, is man meat in your butt!
Posted by: Woke Folger's at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
Mmmmm, Lucky Pierre!
Posted by: Shep at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (USHNi)
Don't you mean Delightful Peter?
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (Izzlo)
I've never liked breakfast except for if I've been drinking the night previous.
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Stack of pancakes with eggs over easy layered in with syrup all over and a big glass of OJ is the best hangover cure ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
Why do they do that?
Because it's common that if someone's tweet is quoted in an article and it's embarrassing that they delete the tweet. Much like how Romney immediately locked the Peter Delicious account.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (HK4MN)
So, imagine a race where Warren's pet federal agency (the CFPB) gets
declared flatly unconstitutional by SCOTUS right as she's riding her
frontrunner status.
That'll be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (q80AH)
That would make for great debates as it is revealed to be another dem slush fund.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (jYnPD)
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I suppose the ruling wouldn't come out until next summer, so yeah, the general election debates would probably include Trump pimping that angle.
I can't wait for the reaction from the left to be that they need to pack the courts, even when they lose that particular case 7-2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: South Park Stan at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (ufFY8)
It's like mom mouse printing off an online article then mailing it...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)
Men's underwear - 6 bucks for 6 pairs
Women's underwear - 34 dollars for one pair of butt floss.
This cereal is aimed at women and men who want to be women. Hence, the price.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (QEBl2)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (rP4OC)
Anyone who knowingly has HIV+ kids on the premises is begging for an accidental infection.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (9t0Zz)
Absolutely. Skinned knees are what I was thinking of. But the Granola Church is way way left, and features AIDS quilts and other leftist crap.
Now I have no problem with the HIV+ kids; they're the innocent victims. It's their parents I blame, either for being fruits or junkies, however they contracted HIV through their own lousy decisions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (5v5Zx)
13m
a GREAT video by Chanel Rion of OANN, exposing Eric Ciaramella as the Adam Schiff whistleblower
Chanel Rion is the White House Correspondent for OANN
please retweet
note: Fox News is late in the game
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (AzW6q)
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Of all people, I thought you'd get it.
It isn't for gay people. It's for wine moms to show "solidarity" and give them something to talk about with the other wine moms while Connor is at la crosse practice and Dakota is at soccer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM (KNsKs)
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They will, of course, be in reference to Eric Holder calling himself Obama's wingman as AG, right?
Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I recall that Leary routine.
I thought, "Um... apparently, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Fiber doesn't make you shit all day long. It makes you shit once: a brick. That's why it's good for you."
He seemed to think roughage gave you the trots. Weird.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Woke Folger's at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
Cost - One new keyboard and screen.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
Chicken fried steak with sausage gravy, two egg over easy, hashed browns, side of bacon, and a diet coke. Sentence feud me.
Posted by: Woke Folger's at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)
You had heat?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)
And gravel? Lucky.
Posted by: Grape Nuts eaters at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 02:23 PM
To quote Samuel L. Jackson, "This is some fucked up repugnant shit!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (ejd/p)
It isn't for gay people. It's for wine moms to show "solidarity" and give them something to talk about with the other wine moms while Connor is at la crosse practice and Dakota is at soccer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne
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Ah, but of course. This shit probably flies out the door at Trader Joe's.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Woke Folger's"
Jim only has one cup of coffee at home...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
Chicken fried steak with sausage gravy, two egg over easy, hashed browns, side of bacon, and a diet coke. Sentence feud me.
Posted by: Woke Folger's at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (jYnPD)
Poutine. Which reminds me that Irish moonshine is called Poitin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Men's underwear - 6 bucks for 6 pairs
Women's underwear - 34 dollars for one pair of butt floss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No woman has ever said, "CFM with those tighty whities on!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (ZGrMX)
But then just quote the tweet, and let them delete the actual tweet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 02:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++
It's incredibly involved and thus I have never tried it (I think the assumption is that your wife makes it for you), but Korean "hangover soup" always looked like it would do the trick.
https://tinyurl.com/y59d2xhn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: drerbrererd at October 21, 2019 02:26 PM (K1pO6)
Is this David French's favorite kind of cereal. Do you send in four proof-of-purchases for a book on drag queens?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (lg/F7)
And she'll secretly pack them into the Troop's food cache for the weekend camping trips.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (5v5Zx)
O'ROURKE: "President Trump, perhaps inspired by Goebbels and the propagandists of the Third Reich, seems to employ this tactic that the bigger the lie, the more obscene the injustice, the more dizzying the pace of this bizarre behavior, the less likely we are to be able to do something about it."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (HK4MN)
my 2014 F150 has a 36 gallon tank on it.Keep it below 75 and it will take you 600 miles.
Posted by: DanMan at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Woke Folger's"
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His morning's not complete without some meat in the seat.
...To misquote Zappa.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (jWe5r)
Maybe ace stroked out in a gale of apopleptic laughter about Lucky Pierre Delecto.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Woke Folger's"
Jim only has one cup of coffee at home...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 02:25 PM
We've secretly replaced Jim's....nah. Just not going there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
O'Rourke went full Godwin. Never go full Godwin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/y59d2xhn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)
Whataburger. Double with cheese.
Done.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)
Dude needs a red flag. He sees imaginary nazis everywhere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (jYnPD)
We're supposed to be impressed that a cereal maker gathered up all the dregs out of the machines from a week's worth of cereal making and plopped them all in one box? Sounds like Kelloggs had a two-fer, clean up the machines and bask in some sweet sweet virtue signaling.
Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (57noz)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (xmKbk)
My guess is that they're just sweeping up the factory floor at the end of the day.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (ZbwAu)
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Remember OK Cola?
That was just a mix of all the syrup remains when Coca-Cola would periodically descale their vats.
No kiddin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2019 02:29 PM (ZbwAu)
Hey now! That's our trade secret.
Posted by: American Scrapple Makers of America at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (5v5Zx)
681
So, imagine a race where Warren's pet federal agency (the CFPB) gets
declared flatly unconstitutional by SCOTUS right as she's riding her
frontrunner status.
That'll be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:20 PM (q80AH)
That would make for great debates as it is revealed to be another dem slush fund.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:21 PM (jYnPD)
What a lot of people DON'T know is that the CFPB gets a copy of EVERY electronic transaction - credit card, debit card, wire transfer, loans, etc.
Think of all that data they are storing. Think it is secure? Look at what happened to Equifax and their hacking event. The government now can see everything you buy from groceries to Kellogs rainbow cereal, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
I thought it was 2 speederss & a Beer
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Eeyore
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Sort of like headcheese.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)
Connor is a F-M-F-M-F Transwomyn.
Dakota is a Bison-kin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
Who's lying?
Seems you've just shit a biggie there, Beta Hispamick.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (xmKbk)
Yeah, about that....
https://tinyurl.com/yxrzoaac
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Eeyore
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Sort of like headcheese.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:31 PM (DQebX)
From the old "you're not gonna throw that away!" school
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: Fred Baumann at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (AgXWi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (RUnSJ)
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time)
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But something that non-functional would be evidence of insanity and ultimately useless.
...Oh, wait.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (DQebX)
Free sample size astoglide in every box
Posted by: Priapism at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (HK4MN)
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The really woke soccer moms hate sugar. And virtue signal endlessly back and forth about how much they hate sugar. This is going to make them flip their collective minds if they have any.
Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:33 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)
Connor is a F-M-F-M-F Transwomyn.
Dakota is a Bison-kin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Dakota is on the pole at Sailor Joe's Tittie Bar & Quick Stop.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:33 PM (RnSBy)
That was just a mix of all the syrup remains when Coca-Cola would periodically descale their vats.
No kiddin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:30 PM (AzW6q)
Anheuser Busch did something very similar when they made Natural Light beer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:33 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 21, 2019 02:33 PM (UJenr)
The US released the information at the UN recently, which is of course exactly what a Putin stooge would do.
https://tinyurl.com/y5v6mx32
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (BqBId)
O'Rourke, likewise, is projecting.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
Translation: Pay attention to me! I'm dying out here, my campaign resembles Custer's! What do I have to say to have you pay attention? Do I have to skateboard as a furry?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time)
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But something that non-functional would be evidence of insanity and ultimately useless.
...Oh, wait.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 02:32 PM (DQebX)
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They can just sell you an additional thingy that your male male plugs into, and turns it into the female end. A male to female adaptor as it were.
Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
Horde Mind ! Look upwards
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)
Shit or get off the pot.
Spoken like someone who has no clue what a declaration of war actually does. Hint: it does nothing militarily.
It is a diplomatic tool. Nothing more, nothing less. The only thing that will happen is that the declaration will be presented to the Syrian ambassador and he will have x amount of hours to pack up and head for the nearest third country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (PoGrh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
Oh Beto O'Rourke. I was thinking PJ has really lost it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: 2020, You can't get away! at October 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Jn4GT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
++++++++++++++++
If he were clever enough to make that Custer crack, he'd be polling better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:36 PM (I2dne)
here, my campaign resembles Custer's! What do I have to say to have you
pay attention? Do I have to skateboard as a furry?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an
SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
Beatoff has more money than Biden at this point, I think.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:36 PM (jYnPD)
Do what, precisely?
Bullet, base of skull, large trench? That sort of thing?
You god damned brownshirt piece of shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: 2020, You can't get away! at October 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Jn4GT)
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"I'll be cool, though."
-2093
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RnSBy)
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Twinkies and Snoballs.
I get hot just thinking about it!
Posted by: Mayor Butt-plug at October 21, 2019 02:37 PM (k4dH2)
*******
& he is flushing it all down the shitter
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
He should do that in tune to The Knife, "Heartbeats".
that was one weird and hypnotic video.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (NpRAB)
It is a diplomatic tool. Nothing more, nothing less. The only
thing that will happen is that the declaration will be presented to the
Syrian ambassador and he will have x amount of hours to pack up and head
for the nearest third country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (PoGrh)
Now do differences with AUMF!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mirror
A Drunken Logo Fuck Pile?
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:39 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:39 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (32YRo)
++++++++++++
I saw Drunken Logo Fuck Pile open for The Three Marketeers at the wrap party for the Central States Advertising Convention back in '93.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:39 PM (I2dne)
O'ROURKE: "President Trump, perhaps inspired by Goebbels and the
propagandists of the Third Reich, seems to employ this tactic that the
bigger the lie, the more obscene the injustice, the more dizzying the
pace of this bizarre behavior, the less likely we are to be able to do
something about it."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
O'Rourke went full Godwin. Never go full Godwin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)
Hey Blotto, help a fella out and let me know what the BIG lie is.....cause I slow that way and you are so smaht.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 21, 2019 02:35 PM (PoGrh)
spoken like someone who has not bothered to read the damn treaties that have the power of US Law, that we have signed over the years.
Posted by: Don Q at October 21, 2019 02:40 PM (NgKpN)
preferences validated by a breakfast cereal manufacturer? Are they that
pathetic???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 01:27 PM (bDqIh)
Yes!
Posted by: Grannymimi at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:27 PM
More misguided projection than a North Korean missile test .
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (9YKBM)
_____________________
Check out the box: Tony the Tiger already has the Snap, Crackle, Pop guy between his legs (giving him some surprise anal, probably). No need for parody.
Posted by: Mayor Butt-plug at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (k4dH2)
We totes forgot! And we will do it again, too. Fun to blecch out the old outrage, morning after morning. Harder to remember what you were mad about.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (hrQ04)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (6MoD2)
are incredibly stupid to get involved in political signalling. I've
already fired off a rant to Always for cowering at the feet of one or
two trannies and removing their Venus symbol, so as not to "offend"
those "men" who still get their periods. S.M.H.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 01:28 PM (JoUsr)
If no one has pointed it out already: Always and Gillette are Proctor Gamble. They are the wokest of the wokie.
Also, Kellogg and other cereals have been taking a hit as 29-year-olds eat less cereal than past generations.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (fxCK2)
Russia covered up explosion of Skyfall nuclear superweapon
https://bit.ly/35V9C6s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Gunslinger at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Bilwick at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (kx9QW)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Perhaps a trend: Coke can mix all its flavors into a new "flavor". Pepsi, Ben and Jerry's, Subway, etc. can all do some mishmash. Ripe for SNL sketch back in the day.
Posted by: KungPow at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (GbVQ3)
Expert Scientists say after 3 boxes of the cereal you turn STRAIGHT.......................
...................
............into an urologists office to remove the coco pops and fruit loops from your partners lower colon and rainbow anus ring.
Posted by: saf at October 21, 2019 05:00 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Admiral Painter at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (hhEPY)
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