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People Are Getting Very Sick of the "Extinction Rebellion" and Other Enviro-Antifa Groups

Spiked's Brendan O'Neill calls them, correctly, religious cultists whose gods are pride and wrath:


Yesterday, in London, I witnessed an eerie, chilling sight: I saw a death cult holding a ceremony in public.


The men and women gathered outside King's Cross station and formed a circle. They swayed and chanted. They preached about End Times. 'What will you do when the world gets hot, what, what?', they intoned, conjuring up images of the hellfire they believe will shortly consume mankind. They sang hymns to their god -- science. 'We've got all the science / All that we need / To change the world / Hallelujah', they sang, rocking side to side as they did so.

They demanded repentance. 'Buy less, fly less, fry less', said one placard. Catholics only demand the non-consumption of meat on Fridays, as an act of penance to mark the day of Christ's death. This new religion demands an end to meat-consumption entirely, as penance for mankind’s sins of growth and progress.


And like all death cultists, they handed out leaflets that contained within them 'THE TRUTH'. The leaflets foretell floods and fire: 'We are in trouble. Sea levels are rising... Africa and the Amazon are on fire.’ The only word that was missing was locusts. They can't be far behind these other ghastly visitations to sinful mankind.

...

This was, of course, Extinction Rebellion. Let us no longer beat around the bush about these people. This is an upper-middle-class death cult.

This is a millenarian movement that might speak of science, but which is driven by sheer irrationalism. By fear, moral exhaustion and misanthropy. This is the deflated, self-loathing bourgeoisie coming together to project their own psycho-social hang-ups on to society at large.

In the UK, it's been discovered that these "volunteers" are being paid up to 800 pounds per week to interfere with the lives and businesses of citizens-- and that it's very unclear if the "volunteers" are paying tax on that, or if they've continued receiving the dole while being paid.

Below, a couple of videos of people up to their necks with them. In the first video, black-clad "protesters" with megaphones are forcibly ejected from an In-and-Out by a Hamburger Hero; in the second, black-clad mutants try to bar customers from going inside a sandwich shop.

And a hungry and large man isn't having it.


In London, an Extinction Rebellion dweeb stopped a commuter train by standing upon it, which (unfortunately) kept the conductor from just driving people home from work.

But a motivated commuter decided to get on top of the train and push the crusty hippie off:

Sky reported that they blocked three commuter trains, and people are sick of it.


I posted this video Friday:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:38 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

2 Low-ish number!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:38 PM (1XNk8)

3 People are assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

4 top ten?

Posted by: Cumalla Harris at October 21, 2019 02:39 PM (rBM1Q)

5 ace is just teasing us now.

Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 02:40 PM (NpRAB)

6 Soon to come - Extinction rebellion extinction.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 02:40 PM (Gvpa/)

7 That Romney guy sure is swell, ain't he?

Just the bees knees!

Posted by: Pierre Deliciousness at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (n9sj8)

8 Man, In and Out dude has the patience of a saint.

I would have hauled off and throatpunched that whiny little bitch the moment the bullhorn was stuck in my face.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (1XNk8)

9 Neo pagans

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Fmkqn)

10 $100 to anyone who can successfully convince at least half these idiots that Hale Bopp is coming.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (wy084)

11 So, we have rich white people imposing their morals onto the working classes?

I'm sure this isn't any sort of recipe for revolution, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

12 Needs more sackcloth and ashes.

And Cossacks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

13 Yeah cult is the right way to put it. They none of them seem to have a goal other than to yell and throw fits. None of them seem to understand a damned thing about what they are talking about. None of them know the slightest thing about science or the atmosphere. But they're all ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that something has to be done.

But without a clear message, without any central guidance, and without any restraint, all they are doing is annoying the entire planet at once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

14 Squirmabteilung

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

15 9 Neo pagans
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Fmkqn)

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Seriously, the movement away from Christianity has not been good overall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

16 Please, please let them form one of them human chain thingies in front of me when I am in my truck. I've been so bored lately.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (w7KSn)

17 The only word that was missing was locusts.

-------------------------------------

Yeah because we're supposed to start eating those tasty yummy bugs. Yeach.....

Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (oGBso)

18 So how will we know when we have successfully stopped Climate Change?

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (wy084)

19 Bullhorn guy needed it shoved down his throat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

20 I'm sure every single one of them biked or walked to the protest locations, just like everywhere else they go.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (rNfIv)

21 Finally punching down

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (5l6gb)

22 I hope none of those people at the burger join got fired. None should have been. You can protest and shout if you want, but not on someone else's property where you're unwelcome. That big dude was seriously gentle with the mewling little ponce.

And to the "Extinction Rebellion" crowd, I implore you to please consider your actions and lead by example.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

23 Glory to the Bomb!

Posted by: Beneath the Planet of the Apes at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (5v5Zx)

24 They ARE the locusts.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (wy084)

25 Can't stand when assholes start some shit and then keep screaming "Do not put your hands on me" when no one is putting their hands on them.

You see that a lot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (1XNk8)

26 Our elites seem to have concluded that hiring people to fuck with random citizens is a good tactic. Random citizens are not amused.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

27 These weirdos took over a park in London a few blocks from the hotel where I was staying. Thankfully they didn't disrupt my visit

Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (Izzlo)

28 Tick Tock

Tick Tock

Posted by: Day of The Rope at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (n9sj8)

29 Yeah because we're supposed to start eating those tasty yummy bugs. Yeach.....
Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM


I'll stick with the lobsters, thx.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (ejd/p)

30 22
And to the "Extinction Rebellion" crowd, I implore you to please consider your actions and lead by example.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

==========

Considering the level of hysteria, I fully expect there to be some sort of suicide movement to catch on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

31 How dare you!

Posted by: Death Metal Greta at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (prSvo)

32 Cracks me up that American profanity is becoming universal. "FLroob glin planta far dsintis F**CKING bork bork bork"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

33 it's a Weimar West, and the story does not end well

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (NpRAB)

34
Considering the level of hysteria, I fully expect there to be some sort of suicide movement to catch on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

Promise?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (AURKQ)

35 Glad to see the normies fighting back a little.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (prSvo)

36 the mewling little ponce.

Damn how I wanted to throttle that pathetic, whining little girly-man right through my monitor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (1XNk8)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

38 This times a Million please

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (T9rmq)

39 So how will we know when we have successfully stopped Climate Change?
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (wy084)
++++++++++
When the millenials (not the generation, I mean that in its original sense and found the naming of that generation after it deeply ironic and I think this is why the article uses the alternate form of "millenarian") get their way. man is dead. When man is dead, any climate change will go unobserved and thus will not happen at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

40 I may have to go to an In n Out in the future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

41 You can see the flop sweat dripping off these losers. They depend on people's politeness and desire to avoid confrontation. But the more obnoxious their tactics get the less that protects them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

42 Catholics only demand the non-consumption of meat on Fridays


Fish was/is ok. I miss the Friday fish fry at The Catholic Church where I grew up. St. Gabriel's had the best.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (RnSBy)

43 I want to see assholes like this start to literally get their faces stomped in. I've had enough of these idiotic antisocial fucksticks getting to fuck with everyone else's lives

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)

44 Wouldn't it be interesting to know who is paying 800 pounds per week to these people? Perhaps if we had some people whose job it was to research, interview, and report. We could call them -- reporters! Oh wait...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (IttZ7)

45

That asshole needs to have the megaphone slapped into his face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (aKsyK)

46 19 Bullhorn guy needed it shoved down his throat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

First thing I thought is someone needs to make him eat that megaphone.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (j3npP)

47 16
Please, please let them form one of them human chain thingies in front of me when I am in my truck. I've been so bored lately.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 02:43 PM (w7KSn)

I wonder how long they would have stood there if one were to whip it out and begin pissing on their shoes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (jYnPD)

48 That "viking" one was hilarious not because anyone "soiled themselves" but because all the pile cleaner armed bois could not hold back one guy who just pushed through them like a pile of leaves. Oh, stop ow you hurt my arm oh I need a safe space and a half-caf half-decaf soy latte!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

49 US Army vs the Bonus Army?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (xcJZI)

50 I really think the Extinction folks should target the Alabama/LSU game. They've got a couple of weeks to get a plan together.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (sWM8x)

51 Considering the level of hysteria, I fully expect there to be some sort of suicide movement to catch on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

Promise?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yeah. You know you go to hell for teasing, don't you?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RnSBy)

52 This all ends in a world wide Royal Rumble in early 2021

Pay per view profits will be insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (n9sj8)

53 My favorite is the dude stealing their sign. They don't know what to do, then he comes back screaming at them and they scurry like roaches.

They will all do this when they're confronted.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

54 @7

Trump on The Democrats and Mitt Romney....


The Democrats are lousy politicians and are vicious and they don't have a Mitt Romney in their midst.

Posted by: General Sherman's Spittoon at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (xn2rU)

55 I've always wanted to see if my prepping was well done. I'm still short on my armored prep vehicle and my fortified abode. If the apocalypse could just wait for a few years after my retirement I would appreciate it.

( that said, as a believer it's going to happen eventually. But also as a believer, I've been told in no uncertain terms, ain't nobody knows when this is going to happen. )

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (9YKBM)

56 Fish was/is ok.

That one always cracked me up.

You can't eat any meat on Fridays, as a special penance and a way to focus on Christ!

NO meat? I can't do that, come on, how about fish?

I said...

Its fish, come on fiiishh.

...OK its not really meat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

57 -get blasted by bullhorn
-get doctor to prove you have hearing loss from it
-sue the shit out of the protester (who has no assets, of course)
-use discovery to prove who paid the little skidmark to be there and to do what he did
-sue the shit out of them, too (who almost certainly has assets)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM (AURKQ)

58 "Hey guys, I have a great idea"

"What is it?" they all asked, in unison.

"Let's create an environmental movement, call it, "Extinction Rebellion" and go play in the road! It'll be a hit!"

"Great idea!" they all answered, in unison.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)

59 10 $100 to anyone who can successfully convince at least half these idiots that Hale Bopp is coming.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (wy084)

$200 if they can convince the males to castrate themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

60 Mass suicide?

Well they have certainly swallowed the Flavor-Aid

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (xcJZI)

61
First thing I thought is someone needs to make him eat that megaphone.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (j3npP)


Accidentally trip and jam it into his face. He'll not hold it so close to his face going forward. And will talk with a lisp with the missing front teeth.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I love the irony of alleged environmental protesters (Extinction Rebellion is actually based on protesting heterosexual sex, hence the "extinction") blocking mass transit so people have to use cars.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)

63 These mass religiously themed pagan cults never end well, the truly possessed & demented go out in public and act like these loons. But their actions attract more of the loony tunes, and they have the "moral certainty" of their position, which is that by existing, the rest of us are endangering them.

So they will have no restraint when it comes to committing violence against the rest of us, they have already made up their minds that our existence threatens their life, so they will be doing nothing more than acting in self - defense when they try and kill us.

They are already happily murdering unborn babies, and the euthanasia movement is gaining support here as well. It's established in Europe, when even healthy people are soon to be allowed to receive state sponsored assisted suicide because they don't want to live anymore.

Good times.


Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oGBso)

64
US Army vs the Bonus Army?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Give 'em a Big Mac.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (aKsyK)

65 Buy ammo and always carry.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

66 So how will we know when we have successfully stopped Climate Change?

Never. Even if they achieve every single one of their goals, even if we're driven back to the pre-industrial age, even if a globalist socialist government takes over and puts them on special commissions to decide who lives and who dies it still will be a crisis for eternity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

67 16
Please, please let them form one of them human chain thingies in front of me when I am in my truck. I've been so bored lately.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck


the treads on my truck tires need greasing

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (nFwvY)

68 Hmmm. Im scrolling through a list of Aztec gods and having trouble figuring out which one should be appeased with libtard, beating-heart offerings. Seems to be a disproportionate number of beer (pulque) gods....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Vy7tf)

69 62 I love the irony of alleged environmental protesters (Extinction Rebellion is actually based on protesting heterosexual sex, hence the "extinction") blocking mass transit so people have to use cars.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)

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It's...really stupid.

Amazingly stupid.

They should just come out and demand that we all live like serfs in the 12th century. We know it's what they want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

70 First thing I thought is someone needs to make him eat that megaphone.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (j3npP)

That should be considered assault and battery. Those powered megaphones are powerful enough to damage one's hearing permanently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wYseH)

71 51 Considering the level of hysteria, I fully expect there to be some sort of suicide movement to catch on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

Promise?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yeah. You know you go to hell for teasing, don't you?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RnSBy)

I highly doubt anything like that will happen. I would guess in most of their dream utopia's there has been massive depopulation, but they are around to enjoy the 'benefits' of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

72 OT but environment related, from end of last thread:

Ugh brush fire in the Santa Monica mountains. It's on the Santa Monica side. There's a Santa Ana. Winds are calm at my house, no telling what it is over there. I'd put up a pic from my balcony, but opsec.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (tUOCc)

73 Al Gore is to the religion of climate change what the "Reverend" Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have been to their Marxist revision of Christianity.

Everyone pays indulgences to these High Priests or you don't play.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (RZIhl)

74 That one always cracked me up.

You can't eat any meat on Fridays, as a special penance and a way to focus on Christ!

NO meat? I can't do that, come on, how about fish?

I said...

Its fish, come on fiiishh.

...OK its not really meat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

It may be that one was more of a practical staple and the other more of a luxury.

Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (6GjnW)

75 About Damn Time! We need more of this please. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (4FXu8)

76 I wonder how many people these idiots convinced to stop eating meat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

77 (rips sign) "I gotta go to work, get the F!@K out of the way!"

Damn, that was awesome.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (1XNk8)

78 Martin Luther was a beef eater.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

79 They were cuter 80 years ago when they would get together and put on a show in the old barn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (5v5Zx)

80 Wouldn't it be interesting to know who is paying 800 pounds per week to these people? Perhaps if we had some people whose job it was to research, interview, and report. We could call them -- reporters! Oh wait...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (IttZ7)

The calls are coming from inside the house.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (wy084)

81 78
Martin Luther was a beef eater.


Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

You just ginned that up, didn't you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (jYnPD)

82 71 Considering the level of hysteria, I fully expect there to be some sort of suicide movement to catch on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

Promise?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yeah. You know you go to hell for teasing, don't you?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RnSBy)

I highly doubt anything like that will happen. I would guess in most of their dream utopia's there has been massive depopulation, but they are around to enjoy the 'benefits' of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

=========

You've already got pockets of people promising to not procreate because of climate change.

I really don't think "I have to kill myself to save the planet" is really that big of a jump for someone like that.

Highly recommended:

First Reformed

A film written and directed by Paul Schrader about the lack of faith and filling that void with environmental extremism. The depth of despair displayed there is so profound that the idea of killing oneself because there's no point is not that big of a leap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

83 ;-D

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

84 Maybe you can paint the fish to look like steak?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (j3npP)

85 $100 to anyone who can successfully convince at least half these idiots that Hale Bopp is coming.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:41 PM (wy084)

can we get them into a punch line?

Rev. Jim jones has a great flavor for them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)

86 I wonder how many people these idiots convinced to stop eating meat.

About as many who rushed out to buy Calvin Klein after seeing that super well fed chick on that billboard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (xcJZI)

87 That curly red headed fuck from the In and Out vid pisses me off. I have no idea how people just stand there and let assholes scream in their faces.

My fist was balling up just watching it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (z79tQ)

88 What's funny is that the amount of paper, concrete, oil etc that humans are using has been going down over the past ten years. John McCaffee wrote a book about it.

BRB Immortan Joe just pulled the lever and all the corn pops are spilling out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (+1QyU)

89 Aren't some of the little shitbags in the road whining, "Oh my gaaaawd, like, what is that guys PROblem?" "I know, right? Like oh my gaaaaawwwwd"?

Fucking. Imbeciles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AURKQ)

90 Every year there's another one of these stupid movements that builds up and every year they crash and burn after a bit of publicity and public support by the usual suspects. This one seems to be flaming out sooner than usual though. What an idiotic name anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

91 Scrubs guy was in Edmonton. Western Canadians are pretty conservative.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

92 And will talk with a lisp with the missing front teeth.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

And no one will hear the difference. Tip Ben Roethlisberger on your way out.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (wy084)

93 The lone In N Out restaurant in London is closing. Only lasted 6 months.

Score a win for the SJWs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)

94 That megaphone needs to be taken, smashed into bits and the idiot told that it was using electricity/carbon which is verboten - and it's time to use your outside voice instead.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Gvpa/)

95 93 The lone In N Out restaurant in London is closing. Only lasted 6 months.

Score a win for the SJWs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)

Chick-fil-a

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

96 93 The lone In N Out restaurant in London is closing. Only lasted 6 months.
===
That's Chic-Fil A.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

97 When Gulf War 1 started I was driving through the main retail zone of campus. Some group of wannabe hippies was forming a human chain across the two main intersections. Fortunately I was driving a car that was old, reliable, and had not had the restoration process started, so I just gently nudged my way through the line. They were angry but no one did anything.

The funny thing is that as we were nosing through the line my girlfriend, who was in the passenger seat screamed out, "you just shoved my sister out of the way with the car!"

Even funnier, we found out sometime later that her sister worked for my dad.

Then I wend on a ski weekend with her family.

The boyfriend girlfriend thing never went anywhere.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (HALdu)

98 We should start a cult that kicks spotty bastards cuz they're spotty bastards.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (yRAFu)

99 The lone In N Out restaurant in London is closing. Only lasted 6 months.

Score a win for the SJWs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)


Thought it was Chick Fil A.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

100 -sue the shit out of the protester (who has no assets, of course)
-use discovery to prove who paid the little skidmark to be there and to do what he did
-sue the shit out of them, too (who almost certainly has assets)
Posted by: Warai-otoko


- do all this in a state with D-dominated judges
- get a wedgie from the bailiff
- lose your money to antifa

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (NpRAB)

101 D'OH!!! Chic-Fil-A not In N Out

Damn.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (FiUMj)

102 $200 if they can convince the males to castrate themselves.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

And no one will know the difference. Tip Ben again on your way out.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (wy084)

103 McDonalds has some useful training for these situations.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqM2UXsnpY

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (HALdu)

104 "That curly red headed fuck from the In and Out vid pisses me off. I
have no idea how people just stand there and let assholes scream in
their faces."

The Mexican-American worker showed great patience and character.

I love it that these Extinction Rebellion nitwits are all pasty white and most of the ones taking out the trash are multi-racial.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (H8QX8)

105 #93 You mean Chick-fil-A; and it was only a test-store in a rented location for six months even though the gays did complain about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)

106 87 That curly red headed fuck from the In and Out vid pisses me off. I have no idea how people just stand there and let assholes scream in their faces.

My fist was balling up just watching it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (z79tQ)
------------------

Yep.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (qC1Sy)

107 Synonyms for the world of "Net-Zero Carbon Emissions"
- Pre-Industrial
- Medieval
- The Time of Cholera

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)

108

"As Europeans spread their toxicity around the world, they brought torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth. "

https://tinyurl.com/y5pdkaog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

109 98 We should start a cult that kicks spotty bastards cuz they're spotty bastards.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 02:55 PM (yRAFu)

We could call it Extinction Invitation or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

110 Crush the left.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (eAZVt)

111 Like I have long said, England is a fag country!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5v5Zx)

112 That should be considered assault and battery. Those powered megaphones are powerful enough to damage one's hearing permanently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wYseH)

After thinking how angry that would make me, I was trying to think of a legal countermeasure (illegal ones are easy to think of) and the thought came of carrying a canned air horn - powerful - and setting it off in his ear from about 6 inches away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)

113 The only Chik-fil-A in my town is closing for a month for renovations.

The hell with renovations, I just want my delicious HateChicken.

But fk the UK for their actual fascism in chasing CfA out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (1XNk8)

114 Anyone yelling at me with a megophone from 6 inches away will be lucky if I only injure them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (bwo3w)

115 That McDs where Green T-shirt Viking plowed right through the fools, is right next to the trade school I currently attend for certification. We danes usually don't shout foreign curses at each other, but sometimes you have to stoop low to get through to the lower lifeforms.

And yeah, the obstructive ones have little support here. Being a climate twit is mostly an upper middle to upper class pursuit.

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (nIJHj)

116 Don't be a hippy dippy sticky standing between a viking and his burger, man!

Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (G546f)

117 108

"As Europeans spread their toxicity around the world, they brought torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth. "

https://tinyurl.com/y5pdkaog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

==========

The implication is that non-Europeans were peaceful savages in touch with nature. You know, noble savages.

I wonder what they think of the Chinese Dynasties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (q80AH)

118 The boyfriend girlfriend thing never went anywhere.
Was she a two-face or did she have man-hands??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Dh1wo)

119 I'm blocking Ace's Vespa until he puts up the Pierre thread!

Where's my megaphone??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (n9sj8)

120 -
--
Its fish, come on fiiishh.

...OK its not really meat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM

-----------------------

Fish is basically a vegetable.

Posted by: Ron Swanson at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (RVcmP)

121 An angry commuter in Portland also confronted the pAntifa who were blocking the road about two years ago, it should be on YT. People just want to get home after work.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

122 I said last night that Thunberg should be pitied at the end of the day. She is a child actor and an under age vegan. These are obstacles to a good future.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (+1QyU)

123 You mean Chick-fil-A; and it was only a test-store in a rented location for six months even though the gays did complain about it.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)


Their lease wasn't going to be renewed, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

124 90 Every year there's another one of these stupid movements that builds up and every year they crash and burn after a bit of publicity and public support by the usual suspects. This one seems to be flaming out sooner than usual though. What an idiotic name anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)


Remember "Occupy Wherever" from 2012?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

125
They're getting $4,148/mo, tax-free for this?

*head explodes*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

126 Occu-Potty

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 02:58 PM (xcJZI)

127 108

"As Europeans spread their toxicity around the world, they brought torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth. "

https://tinyurl.com/y5pdkaog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

Says someone who is typing the screed on a computer developed by Europeans powered by earth killing electricity.

These belong in a ditch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (j3npP)

128 119 I'm blocking Ace's Vespa until he puts up the Pierre thread!

Where's my megaphone??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (n9sj

No blood for Pierre Delecto! Uh, no, that doesn't work.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

129 The lone In N Out restaurant in London is closing. Only lasted 6 months.

Score a win for the SJWs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)

In-N-Out has previously said they aren't ever opening a location outside of the US. The store in question was a Chik-fil-a.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (KCruE)

130 107
Synonyms for the world of "Net-Zero Carbon Emissions"

- Pre-Industrial

- Medieval

- The Time of Cholera

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)

- Pre-suffrage

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYnPD)

131 As Europeans spread their toxicity around the world, they brought torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth.

Yeah, the noble savage myth. It just never goes away, and when you point out the evil crap that these savages did, you get just straight bank denial and refusal: Never happened. Fake news. Lies spread by the Spaniards. Right wing white supremacist myths.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

132 Srsly, what has to go wrong in one's life to find yourself a grown-ass man sticking a bullhorn in someone's face like that.

Now my fists are balling up again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (1XNk8)

133 That 800 pounds a week translates to over $1000 a week. Assuming it's paid under the table, that's above average income.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gUO3o)

134 ELF

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RUnSJ)

135 Fish got no arms or legs.
You know what else has no arms or legs? Worms and snkes.
Fish are the worms of the ocean

Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (G546f)

136 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

Reminds me of the joke of the Catholic guy tired of smelling his Protestant neighbor cooking steak every Friday and his mission to convert him. Finally the Catholic guy convinced his neighbor to convert. When asked what he had to do the Catholic guy said it's easy , making the sign of the cross he repeated , Born a Protestant, Raised a Protestant, Now You're a Catholic.

The next Friday the Catholic guy smelled his neighbor cooking a steak. He ran over there and admonished the guy for cooking and eating meat on Friday. The neighbor looked at him and said no worries he is eating fish, the Catholic guy says ' What? I see the steak right there'

Neighbor says , making the sign of the cross ' no, it was born a steak, raised a steak and now it's a fish'

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 03:00 PM (9YKBM)

137 I love the "What is wrong with you" lines from these cunts.

Hey moron - you are the one blocking a road for no reason at all.

Id love to get on a jury where someone ran over one of these assholes.

Posted by: MSM at October 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xOBRH)

138 $1000US a week?

Just be rent a mob for 26 weeks. Hey $26K easy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xcJZI)

139 "As Europeans spread their toxicity Culture around the world, they brought torture Industry, genocide Property, carnage Nation-States and suffering Advanced Civilization to the ends of the earth. "

...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++
Everything in human history cuts both ways you freaking cowards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

140 Who could ever have predicted that collectivism and its resultant welfare states would lead to the infantilization and emasculation of entire urbon adult populations?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (LkbqK)

141 Furthermore, I'll bet a lot of those people trying to get to work wish they were making 800 pounds a week.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (bwo3w)

142 Every day, people are forced to choose between going to school or work,
or staying home because they can't afford the BMW products they
need.X1's, M4's and X3's should be available tax-free, across the
nation.

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (3aI0K)

143 Tick Tock

Tick Tock"

What we might refer to as "civilization" is an oddity during human existence. The timer is running out

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)

144 Synonyms for the world of "Net-Zero Carbon Emissions"


- Pre-Industrial


- Medieval


- The Time of Cholera



Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)

- Pre-suffrage


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYnPD)

- The Black Death

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (gmo/4)

145 122 I said last night that Thunberg should be pitied at the end of the day. She is a child actor and an under age vegan. These are obstacles to a good future.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (+1QyU)

She's Asperger's or at least on the spectrum. Her parents should be steering her away from things that make her anxious, not emphasizing them. It's straight-up child abuse.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

146 "As Europeans spread their toxicity around the world, they brought torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth. "

https://tinyurl.com/y5pdkaog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)
------------------------------------

That's a funny way to spell indoor plumbing, sanitation, clean water, air conditioning, the green revolution aka the end of famine as we knew it, modern medicine, vaccines, and the idea that all men are created equal with inalienable rights.

Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (oGBso)

147 I could be wrong - isn't using a megaphone just about in someone's ear a form of assault.

It could easily cause physical, long lasting, damage.

He'd have been eating his megaphone - accidentally of course, you know, when I had to duck my head to cover my ears because of the overwhelming sound and accidentally headbutted the megaphone into is mouth.

Posted by: Durnedyankee at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (O8SrN)

148 137 I love the "What is wrong with you" lines from these cunts.

Hey moron - you are the one blocking a road for no reason at all.

Id love to get on a jury where someone ran over one of these assholes.
Posted by: MSM at October 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xOBRH)

"I was just expressing myself!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko says it with Firestone at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (AURKQ)

149
The Future Under Progressivism: plague, subsistence farming, famine, feudalism, sumptuary laws and Muslim invasions. What's not to like?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (7rVsF)

150 The dickhead yelling at the cops for arresting the dizzy bitch for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest should've been arrested as well. Just for fun.

You have the right to peacefully protest, not invade a privately owned business and piss off all the customers.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

151 147 I could be wrong - isn't using a megaphone just about in someone's ear a form of assault.

--

I think so

Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (G546f)

152 Christopher Taylor, that is when the darkest part of your soul wishes these idiots would suddenly find themselves on a losing Mayan ball team.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (xcJZI)

153 I really don't think these climate assholes have seriously given thought to what happens if they get those British yobs fired up...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (UJenr)

154 lol Easy Andy. was that neighbour my grandfather? sounds like shit he'd say.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NpRAB)

155 So guys with ponytails are assholes. Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

156 I love the "What is wrong with you" lines from these cunts.

Yeah they all have the HOW DARE YOU??? thing going, because it never once occurred to any of them that someone might object to or dislike what they are doing, because obviously its the right thing to do and everyone will join in like in a movie and there will be this huge dance scene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

157 Anybody know whether the heroes who stood up to the "rebels" have been fired yet? Would follow the pattern of de-balled employers trying to placate the #Woke jerks.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:02 PM (786Ro)

158 That's a funny way to spell indoor plumbing, sanitation, clean water, air conditioning, the green revolution aka the end of famine as we knew it, modern medicine, vaccines, and the idea that all men are created equal with inalienable rights.
Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM


But apart from that, what have they ever done for us?!

Posted by: People's Front of Judea at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (ejd/p)

159
White ash shampoos are in order. Failing that, many lamp posts could stand some festive decorations at year end approaches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (mn0Jm)

160 155 So guys with ponytails are assholes. Who'da thunk it?

Jharles sobbed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (1XNk8)

161 what would happen if you put a big cardboard right up against a megaphone as he starts using it?
just curious

Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (G546f)

162 Everyone in the universe loves videos of enviro-terrorists getting beaten up. Keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (eAZVt)

163 Synonyms for the world of "Net-Zero Carbon Emissions"

Colanders R' Us?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (6qErC)

164 The boyfriend girlfriend thing never went anywhere.
Was she a two-face or did she have man-hands??
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Dh1wo)



Neither. She was going off about how she and her mom were really close and she told her mom EVERYTHING. For some reason, maybe because we were lying in bed I decided it would be a good thing to ask her "Everything? are you going to tell her what we just did?"

I am guessing the answer was "no" because she got a little angry after that.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (HALdu)

165 A film written and directed by Paul Schrader about the lack of faith and
filling that void with environmental extremism. The depth of despair
displayed there is so profound that the idea of killing oneself because
there's no point is not that big of a leap.



Rush called it years ago. Global Warming is a cult for atheists who need Something To Believe In.

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (2KYgn)

166 The dickhead yelling at the cops for arresting the dizzy bitch for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest should've been arrested as well. Just for fun

"eh, its just more paperwork"
--The Cops

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

167 149
The Future Under Progressivism: plague, subsistence farming, famine, feudalism, sumptuary laws and Muslim invasions. What's not to like?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 03:01 PM (7rVsF)

But at least the euthanasia will be free.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

168
old and busted: Soylent Green is people
new hotness: Green soyful people make you give up everything for Lent

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (786Ro)

169 161 what would happen if you put a big cardboard right up against a megaphone as he starts using it?
just curious
Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (G546f)

------------------

Hmm, maybe some of that spray foam directly into it would work wonders?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (qC1Sy)

170 Why did nobody hit the end of that imbecile's megaphone just as hard as they could to jam that fucking thing right in his mouth?
That'd shut him up for a bit while he looks for his teeth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (HaL55)

171 161 what would happen if you put a big cardboard right up against a megaphone as he starts using it?
just curious
Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (G546f


They begin to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher. Only angrier.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (Vy7tf)

172 They should just kill themselves.For the planet.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (KNsKs)

173 And Lent lasts 365 days

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (xcJZI)

174
She is a bully, and a tool of tyrants. She enjoys deriding and berating people. It's more than clear that she relishes the role she's playing. And she constantly has a look of sadistic hate on her nasty little mug.

Someone ought to clap little Greta in an iron mask and lock her in a tower, if you ask me.

I don't pity her - I pity any human being in a 500 foot radius around her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)

175 Interesting to contrast these little antisocial shitbirds with the Dutch farmer protests. Tractors lined up for miles, blocking major motorways, causing all kinds of disturbances...

and the people line up along the streets and cheer them on.

THAT is civil disobedience, you braindead, gormless fuckweasels.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (AURKQ)

176 Found myself walking behind some guy with a manbun the other day. Very disturbing.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (HALdu)

177 It's funny that these "Extinction Rebellion" people think *anyone* supports them. Pretty much everyone hates their guts.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (eAZVt)

178 I don't pity her - I pity any human being in a 500 foot radius around her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++++
Sadly, thanks to the mass communication that EVIL WESTERN CIVILIZATION invented, we *all* get to be within 500 feet of her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (I2dne)

179
"Cruel and unusual punishment"? Oh, Snowy, you have no idea.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (6G4DD)

180 Hmm, maybe some of that spray foam directly into it would work wonders?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:04 PM (qC1Sy)

Flex Seal!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (5v5Zx)

181 These fuckers have no idea what's coming.

I almost pity them...almost.

Posted by: nip at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Izot6)

182 that is when the darkest part of your soul wishes these idiots would suddenly find themselves on a losing Mayan ball team.

The wealth of archaeological evidence that shows cannibalism, human sacrifice, genocide, and worse from these peoples is shocking in both extent and evil. But we're to blame for any bad stuff they may have at some point done, if these twits even admit it happened, which most don't.

The mythologizing they do about native Americans is shocking. They were stronger, faster, better, smarter, at one with the land, nay, they had supernatural spiritual powers!

Yeah, that's why a bunch of settlers with flintlock rifles slaughtered them all. Because they were all Captain America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

183
And Lent lasts 365 days

Posted by: Anna Puma


"Wait till you see *our* Inquisition!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (7rVsF)

184 So many things I'd like to do with that Antifa douche's lil megaphone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

185 163 Synonyms for the world of "Net-Zero Carbon Emissions"

Colanders R' Us?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:03 PM (6qErC)

Bed Bath and Beyond Thunderdome

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (AURKQ)

186 I showed Mr. MWR that last video on Sunday and he loved it so much he went to Youtube to find other videos of asinine "protesters" getting their shit kicked in for blocking traffic like layabout heathens. We spent a merry hour laughing as we watched them bouncing off car hoods and running away in fear when people called them out on their bullshit. It was glorious.

Speaking of that video, with the gentleman who ripped the banner out of the "protesters" hands and then told them to fuck off: can anyone give me the context of where that took place?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (rP4OC)

187 White ash shampoos are in order. Failing that, many lamp posts could stand some festive decorations at year end approaches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Osage Orange shampoo with a Black Walnut conditioner.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (RnSBy)

188 I got your cruel and unusual right here. Try me

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (Fmkqn)

189 I am proud to say I can afford my menstrual products without government help. No Thanx Julian !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (qM84C)

190 "140 Who could ever have predicted that collectivism and its resultant welfare states would lead to the infantilization and emasculation of entire urbon adult populations?"

The Western Left made that bet and it's paying off to some degree.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (iw59Q)

191 That guy's "mega"phone is really small.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (eAZVt)

192 at least the euthanasia will be free."

Young men in China?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (6qErC)

193 The dickhead yelling at the cops for arresting the dizzy bitch for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest should've been arrested as well. Just for fun
.........

and sent to Culiacan, Mexico.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

194 Someone ought to clap little Greta in an iron mask and lock her in a tower, if you ask me.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (rP4OC)

195 Funny that they aren't conducting this protest in China, isn't it?

Posted by: Liberty at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (3aHV+)

196 can anyone give me the context of where that took place?

There was a storefront sign that read "SAn Francisco", but I don't know if that is the locale.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (DJFLF)

197 Who could ever have predicted that collectivism and its resultant
welfare states would lead to the infantilization and emasculation of
entire urbon adult populations?"



Ayn Rand?

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (2KYgn)

198 42 Catholics only demand the non-consumption of meat on Fridays


Fish was/is ok. I miss the Friday fish fry at The Catholic Church where I grew up. St. Gabriel's had the best.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 02:46 PM (RnSBy)

In Metro Detroit, you can eat muskrat on Fridays.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (vI+F1)

199 I'm sure Mittens would find the responses to these activists "unseemly and coarse."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

200 Hard times make strong men

Strong men make good times

Good times make weak men

Weak men make hard times.



I don't like where we are on that timeline.

Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (oGBso)

201 The toothless Mitch needs to go

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (rpxSz)

202 My favorite part is the kicking he gets when finally on the grounds

Warms my heart

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (k81AA)

203 Highly recommended:

First Reformed

A film written and directed by Paul Schrader about the lack of faith and filling that void with environmental extremism. The depth of despair displayed there is so profound that the idea of killing oneself because there's no point is not that big of a leap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM



Pretty much every Paul Schrader movie in a nutshell

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (786Ro)

204
Greta, She Wolf of the XM

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (7rVsF)

205 177 It's funny that these "Extinction Rebellion" people think *anyone* supports them. Pretty much everyone hates their guts.
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:05 PM (eAZVt)

This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests? It can't be "raising awareness" since climate propaganda gets sent out 24/7. It can't be "changing policy" since they don't seem to have any demands that can be satisfied by policy changes. It's like political performance art or anarchism with a thin backstory. What do they seek?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

206 Yeah that's not much of a megaphone. More a miniphone. And I'd have pushed it down out of the way, its assault to use one of those things in someone's face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

207 can anyone give me the context of where that took place?
As I said above, Edmonton.



Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

208 David French will vote for Donald Trump because he knows if Trump loses, his career is over.

Prove me wrong.

** see also Jonah, Kristol, McMuffin, etc

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (FiUMj)

209 197 Who could ever have predicted that collectivism and its resultant
welfare states would lead to the infantilization and emasculation of
entire urbon adult populations?"



Ayn Rand?
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (2KYgn)

==========

She's a great entry point for libertarianism.

I kinda feel sad who feel like objectivism is the ultimate destination of political thought, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (q80AH)

210 The wealth of archaeological evidence that shows cannibalism, human sacrifice, genocide, and worse"

Is "normal". And the lights are going out

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (6qErC)

211 In Metro Detroit, you can eat muskrat on Fridays.


Yes, but WHY would you want to do that?

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (2KYgn)

212 #186 It was San Fran, I understand.

Here it is from two different angles...

https://twitter.com/hs17dev/status/
1185569796492070913

Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (Dh1wo)

213 I wish for the extinction of Extinction Rebellion.

Posted by: JEM at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

214 203 Highly recommended:

First Reformed

A film written and directed by Paul Schrader about the lack of faith and filling that void with environmental extremism. The depth of despair displayed there is so profound that the idea of killing oneself because there's no point is not that big of a leap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM


Pretty much every Paul Schrader movie in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (786Ro)

==========

Well, but this one is about environmentalism.

As opposed to The Searchers with porn (Hardcore).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (q80AH)

215 Greta von Thulberg, She-cub of the Green Clan

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (xcJZI)

216 199 I'm sure Mittens would find the responses to these activists "unseemly and coarse."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

___

He's very troubled too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (FiUMj)

217 I developed a standard post about the Global Warming cult some years ago, I've repeated it periodically on quite a few websites, and it all by itself has gotten me banned from just about every solidly Left site. Feel free to borrow it. Start:

"Global Warming", aka "Climate Change", is just a modern Hellfire and Brimstone Religion for people who tell themselves they're too smart and sophisticated to fall for a Hellfire and Brimstone Religion. "REPENT YE, REPENT YE, O YE EVILDOERS, OR YE SHALL ALL PERISH IN FLAME!!! AND YE MUST GIVE TO US, THE KEEPERS OF THE HOLY DOCTRINE, ALL OF YOUR WORLDLY GOODS TO PROVE THAT YE ARE WORTHY OF SALVATION, YOU MIGHTY SINNERS!!! REPENT YE, O REPENT YE!!!"

It's the same old game as always.

(end)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)

218 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests? It can't be "raising awareness" since climate propaganda gets sent out 24/7. It can't be "changing policy" since they don't seem to have any demands that can be satisfied by policy changes. It's like political performance art or anarchism with a thin backstory. What do they seek?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
--------------

I would say they are seeking death, but, when the chance at death rears it's ugly head, they run away.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (qC1Sy)

219 Swampy Sod Status: Off

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (B1huf)

220 "'Buy less, fly less, fry less'"

You first, swampy.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about town at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (wmfhQ)

221 Hello 'rons and 'ettes.

I'm still in work jail, so I only get one hour in the yard.

How is everyone? Ace convincing any of y'all to buy ammo? Because some nut jobs can be manhandled, some can't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

222 Oh, and Romney is the guy who believes cherubs wipe his ass, and that his shit is ambrosia

At this point, it's clear we were better off with Obama than him

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (k81AA)

223
David French will vote for Donald Trump because he knows if Trump loses, his career is over.

--------

It's over no matter what. If Trump is re-elected his owners will see that he failed, has no more use, and will dispense with him.

If Trump is not re-elected his owners will no longer need him for anything, and will dispense with him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

224 David French will vote for Donald Trump because he knows if Trump loses, his career is over.

--------------

Could be. But I doubt it.

It would be hard to have less respect for him, but that is just the type of thing for him to do to earn less respect.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

225 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests?

They don't even seem to know. I think they're so scared and worked out they just are convinced they have to do SOMETHING. Even if they don't even understand what it is or why they are doing it.

And if they'd even stop to listen to the most hysterical climate change screamers, none of them believe humanity is going to go extinct. Some thing we OUGHT to, but no serious, credible scientist predicts that. Even most of the more ridiculous ones do not.

The worst they predict is that we'll have to move further inland and north, and will have food shortages as the currently arable land is destroyed by the heat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

226 Speaking of that video, with the gentleman who ripped the banner out of the "protesters" hands and then told them to fuck off: can anyone give me the context of where that took place?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:07 PM (rP4OC)

Somebody upthread said Edmonton.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

227
First Reformed

A film written and directed by Paul Schrader about the lack of faith and filling that void with environmental extremism. The depth of despair displayed there is so profound that the idea of killing oneself because there's no point is not that big of a leap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM


Pretty much every Paul Schrader movie in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (786Ro)

==========

Well, but this one is about environmentalism.

As opposed to The Searchers with porn (Hardcore).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (q80AH)

"Shut it off...shut it off!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

228 I don't like where we are on that timeline."

Si. Tis one reason why I've ensured that the younger mouse generation knows which end to point towards the target...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (6qErC)

229 So many things I'd like to do with that Antifa douche's lil megaphone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)
........

maybe spray the guy with helium so he squeals louder?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

230 A 16 year old is not a child.

"And she constantly has a look of sadistic hate on her nasty little mug."

And then there's that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (1XNk8)

231 We need to PepperBall these assholes good and hard. Use the stinky stuff too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (yRAFu)

232 "What are you people doing standing around out here? Go make yourselves extinct and leave the rest of us alone."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (HaL55)

233 227 "Shut it off...shut it off!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK

============

How else are you supposed to react to the Jack and Jill trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3npY7MTcl7E

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (q80AH)

234 Shit like this is a byproduct of a wealthy society. Western peeps, especially upper middle class ones, have nothing to worry about. They have shelter, food, medical care, entertainment on demand, you name it.

Humans are programmed to worry about shit like finding the next meal. 5000 years ago, every day was about figuring out how not to starve to death. But since we no longer have that worry about, we're inventing things to worry about like climate change.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (FiUMj)

235 The banner being ripped out of the gurrrrl activists' hands would have been more interesting if an SUV had plowed through and taken it out, but the guy just trying to get to work made his point.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

236 I'm still in work jail, so I only get one hour in the yard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Boo!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (RnSBy)

237 Why not send these freaks to Greenland? They'd be happy and we'd be happy. Oh, they can't burn any biological or mineral material to stay warm.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

238 They call themselves ER to let you know where to send them.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (wy084)

239 "In Metro Detroit, you can eat muskrat on Fridays.


Yes, but WHY would you want to do that?"

Looks like Muskrat Love, you ask me.

Posted by: Captain/Tenille, still relevant, damn your eyes! at October 21, 2019 03:14 PM (wmfhQ)

240 230 A 16 year old is not a child.

___

I beg to differ.

Posted by: 26 Year Old On Parents Insurance Thanks to Obamacare at October 21, 2019 03:14 PM (FiUMj)

241 maybe spray the guy with helium so he squeals louder?"

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)

242 "I see you're applying for a 'customer-facing' position with us.... I'm sorry, too gay. Try Extinction Rebellion' down the hall."

Posted by: Antifa at October 21, 2019 03:14 PM (QrTqV)

243 I will not eat bugs.
I will not live in a pod.
Sod off, swampies!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

244 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S LUNCHTIME AND I WANT A BURGER

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 21, 2019 03:15 PM (786Ro)

245 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile:
what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests? It can't
be "raising awareness" since climate propaganda gets sent out 24/7. It
can't be "changing policy" since they don't seem to have any demands
that can be satisfied by policy changes. It's like political performance
art or anarchism with a thin backstory. What do they seek?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)


I used to get in arguments on Twitter with "protesters" over this very point.


The point of protest, I would argue, is to persuade others to your side. To sway the masses into demanding change. When you have a grassroots movement, the relatively few people who make up the power structure either have to listen or get tossed out.


I got so many angry replies telling me NO, the point of protest is NOT to persuade, it's to afflict the powerful and make them uncomfortable so that they change things from above. Fuck the people, essentially; it's all about making gubmint lay down rules and regulations DESPITE the will of the people, because the people are stupid and uneducated and only the enlightened few are smart enough to make things happen.

Hand to God, they believe this shit.


This is what happens when Marxists invade education and hold it in an iron grip for 30+ years. It's is why the majority of faces you see in these protests are college-age dipshits and granola-crunching hippies yearning for their glory days. They have no actual MESSAGE, no actual BELIEF. They just want things done their way and damn the rest of us. We're too stupid to worry about.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (rP4OC)

246 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests? It can't be "raising awareness" since climate propaganda gets sent out 24/7. It can't be "changing policy" since they don't seem to have any demands that can be satisfied by policy changes. It's like political performance art or anarchism with a thin backstory. What do they seek?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)



Not sure it makes much sense to wonder about what the fringe elements are after. More reasonable to consider them in the context of the whole of their side.

I think they are trying to unmoor everyone and everything from their beliefs so it is easier to insert new beliefs.

That is the main thing behind the transgender movement, if they can get people to accept that there are more than two genders and that you whatever gender you say you are, what can they not get you to do?

The climate is nothing more than a sideshow, thought it used to be the center ring.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (HALdu)

247 And I'm sorry, but there shout be a cut out in the law for viciously beating a guy with a megaphone shouting in your face.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (B1huf)

248 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests?


To soothe their consciences.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

249 One small tap to the bullhorn of that guy in the burger place (accidentally, of course) by the employee and the guy would have been mumbling much more softly.

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (uU9ws)

250 The interesting thing is that the government is taking money from you to pay these people to make your life worse.


But that is what environmentalism has become anyway hasn't it? A movement to make the lives of the middle and working class worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (WdocV)

251 Why not send these freaks to Greenland? They'd be happy and we'd be happy. Oh, they can't burn any biological or mineral material to stay warm.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)
+++++++++++
I don't want them polluting our newest territory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

252 Shit like this is a byproduct of a wealthy society. Western peeps, especially upper middle class ones, have nothing to worry about. They have shelter, food, medical care, entertainment on demand, you name it.

Humans are programmed to worry about shit like finding the next meal. 5000 years ago, every day was about figuring out how not to starve to death. But since we no longer have that worry about, we're inventing things to worry about like climate change.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (FiUMj)
----------------------

I notice this every year at Halloween. All the scary monsters everywhere you turn, skulls on spikes decorating the front yards, gore & blood & all the rest of it, the bored décor of a wealthy society that does not fear the dark.

Plenty of places in the world, right close by in Mexico, where yards can be decorated with human skulls. And all that fake blood plastic scary stuff isn't fake at all, it's real.


Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oGBso)

253 I assume ace is constructing a 10000 word post on Pierre Delecto with charts, graphs and jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (6iw++)

254 They need to stay the fuck out of Greenland, it is spoken for.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (HALdu)

255 I'd love to see a few Extinction idiots try to block the long drive-thru lines at the Chick-fil-A near me. Hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

256 "In Metro Detroit, you can eat muskrat on Fridays.

Yes, but WHY would you want to do that?"

It beats anything they serve at a Coney Island.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (gUO3o)

257 I'm GoK
And I'm here to say
That "Scoldilocks" is my new nickname for Greta Thunberg.

Might not be new to you. But it's new to me. I LOVE IT.

Posted by: ghost of kari at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (VoMt7)

258 >>This is something I've been chewing over for awhile: what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests?




Demonstrate how much more they care than you do, and also, make life miserable for you.

These protest always include blocking a major road, a bridge, something. They are a$$holes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

259 211
In Metro Detroit, you can eat muskrat on Fridays.


Yes, but WHY would you want to do that?


Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (2KYgn)


Because at least it's not sewer rat?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

260 NO, the point of protest is NOT to persuade, it's to afflict the powerful and make them uncomfortable so that they change things from above.

-------------

Agree. We need to change things from above.

I would expand the castle doctrine to allow shootings for workplace disruption. And I would make sure that vehicles have right away on the street in any encounter with a person trying to impede traffic by protesting.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

261 There is a funny video of a British climate activist doing a climate dance in front of some British policemen who were trying very hard not to laugh. The dance was supposed to heal the earth or something.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

262 The accelerator pedal of my F-950 has been sticking lately.

Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (Pzzpr)

263
OK, Ace - everyone seems to be clamoring for a Pierre Delecto post. Throw these Morons some red meat!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

264 find the group funding the chaos, sue them for all the lost wages and trouble and stress of the thousand people per incident ... $100K per incident ... see how long they keep funding anarchy. And there should be criminal charges as well, I'd think.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (Cus5s)

265 236 I'm still in work jail, so I only get one hour in the yard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Boo!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:13 PM (RnSBy)

yeah....working on rectifying that but trying to keep it on the down low for now. I got paid vacation time coming up in a week or so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

266 This is something I've been chewing over for awhile:
what is it that they seek to accomplish with these protests? It can't
be "raising awareness" since climate propaganda gets sent out 24/7. It
can't be "changing policy" since they don't seem to have any demands
that can be satisfied by policy changes. It's like political performance
art or anarchism with a thin backstory. What do they seek?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)


The other possibility is that this is a diversion to draw our attention away from something far more malignant being done behind the scene.

Posted by: Moki at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (mFoNl)

267 It's the same old game as always.



(end)


I'd prefer to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch against them.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (HaL55)

268 My brother ripped the Swedish death metal Greta and put it on his MP3 player.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

269 The phrase that Richard Fernandez uses, though I am not sure he coined it, is "plague of success." When people have too much wealth and success they have time to engage in this nonsense.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (HALdu)

270 >>Why not send these freaks to Greenland?

Middle East - protest in front of an oil well in SA or Iran, please!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

271 Pippi Shrillstockings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)

272 213
I wish for the extinction of Extinction Rebellion.

Posted by: JEM at October 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

Right? Shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (jYnPD)

273 I'd love to see a few Extinction idiots try to block the long drive-thru lines at the Chick-fil-A near me. Hilarity would ensue.

---------------

This is how you win over the suburban mom vote.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

274 I will not eat bugs.
I will not live in a pod.

-----

I do not like them, Sam Gaia-am

Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (Izzlo)

275 I think they are trying to unmoor everyone and everything from their beliefs so it is easier to insert new beliefs.

That is the main thing behind the transgender movement, if they can get people to accept that there are more than two genders and that you whatever gender you say you are, what can they not get you to do?

Posted by: not so



There's two genders.
One with a prostate and one without.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:19 PM (RnSBy)

276 These protests start out very well, but eventually they all fall flat.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Gvpa/)

277 233 227 "Shut it off...shut it off!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK

============

How else are you supposed to react to the Jack and Jill trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3npY7MTcl7E
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (q80AH)

Honestly, I'd rather watch porn featuring a family member than watch Jack and Jill. Adam Sandler has much to answer for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

278 Tampax has decided it is no longer a woman's product company.

Why?

Cuz trangenders dats why.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)

279 Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

280 These "protestors" are basically religious police in Islamic societies, or commissars in Soviet ones. They are designed to intimidate the populace under cover of law.

A healthy society would have long since simply killed them, and seized the assets of their paymasters before expelling them, but this is obviously not a healthy society.

Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Zp6dW)

281 This is merely another category for the Frankfurt School.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (HALdu)

282 261 There is a funny video of a British climate activist doing a climate dance in front of some British policemen who were trying very hard not to laugh. The dance was supposed to heal the earth or something.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

==========

Remember, your silly belief in a carpenter from 2,000 years ago is silly and unfounded in science, but this is awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)

283
Ya know, if I knew this was going on in my town, I just might drive through the fuckers at full speed, and press send on a text seconds before impact.

Distracted driving.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

284 No, a 16 year old is not a child. Unfortunately since around the 1950s when we created this bullcrap null zone, she's not an adult, either. We don't have any "now you're an adult" ritual in our culture other than the stupid fake "you had sex!" one.

It used to be you were a child, you went through a ritual (bar/bat mitzvah, whatever) and then you were an adult. You were a beginner adult who had to be trained, but you were no longer treated as nor benefitted from being a child.

Now you have to grow up and contribute. Play time is over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

285 Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?

----------------

It should be illegal to stop for these idiots.

Our traffic laws must mandate that you speed up.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

286 Plenty of places in the world, right close by in
Mexico, where yards can be decorated with human skulls. And all that
fake blood plastic scary stuff isn't fake at all, it's real.



Posted by: Boots at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oGBso)
After the terrible stand-off and capitulation to El Chapo's sons, you aren't kidding!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (fxCK2)

287 "Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?"

Yes.
So are any number of other actions the cops look the other way for...

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (w7KSn)

288

I wonder what the breaking point is of these little commies as far as how much they are willing to get paid per day versus getting the crap beat out of them by an angry crowd.

A broken leg here, a broken nose there.

They are mostly cowards.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (vEIlU)

289 277 233 227 "Shut it off...shut it off!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK

============

How else are you supposed to react to the Jack and Jill trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3npY7MTcl7E
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (q80AH)

Honestly, I'd rather watch porn featuring a family member than watch Jack and Jill. Adam Sandler has much to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK

Speaking of unspeakable movies, Rifftrax is having a DVD sale.

Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Izzlo)

290 The cult of Gabbard.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/hfsq5tl

Literally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (jYnPD)

291 >>Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?


"We have to accept some inconvenience in order for change to happen"

-- paraphrasing Obama during #BLM protest madness

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

292 LOL

CNN is blaming Trump for Pierre Delecto.

Of coure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

293 277 How else are you supposed to react to the Jack and Jill trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3npY7MTcl7E
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:12 PM (q80AH)

Honestly, I'd rather watch porn featuring a family member than watch Jack and Jill. Adam Sandler has much to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK

=========

Yeah, I have no desire to watch it.

Adam Sandler movies aren't that appealing to me in general. Even his early stuff like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are of limited appeal.

Filtered through Paul Thomas Anderson, though, in Punch Drunk Love, I'll take. I also have a soft spot for Funny People.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)

294 We need a small portable directional EMP device to aim at these people and zap all of their cell phones and other electronics out of use. Let them practice what they preach.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Gvpa/)

295 "Thats cruel and unusual punishment!"

Ohhh... we only WISH it was buddy.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (9V81o)

296 Except Canada these asshats shut down a bridge and the Cops negotiated instead of arresting them, let them stay there for Hours cleared the bridge and made no arrests.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (8Vfu+)

297 No, a 16 year old is not a child. Unfortunately since around the 1950s when we created this bullcrap null zone, she's not an adult, either. We don't have any "now you're an adult" ritual in our culture other than the stupid fake "you had sex!" one.

It used to be you were a child, you went through a ritual (bar/bat mitzvah, whatever) and then you were an adult. You were a beginner adult who had to be trained, but you were no longer treated as nor benefitted from being a child.

Now you have to grow up and contribute. Play time is over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:21 PM (KZzsI)




Everyone is vested in keeping her out of the mating population. Declare a child as long as possible.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (HALdu)

298 Adam Sandler is a puzzle, he can do some great stuff once in a while, then he does an ocean of cheap, quick trash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

299 can we get them into a punch line?



Rev. Jim jones has a great flavor for them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)

_________


This could open up a whole new genre of "just the punch line" sock puppet jokes here.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (yXPNh)

300 Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?

***

Have the cops arrested any of them for false imprisonment? No?

Then it isn't illegal is it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (WdocV)

301 These turds hate themselves and just want everyone to suffer like them.


The guy in the 3rd video is my hero

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (M+Lyo)

302 We need a small portable directional EMP device to aim at these people and zap all of their cell phones and other electronics out of use. Let them practice what they preach.
Posted by: Roy


Directional device that turns their bowels into liquid.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (RnSBy)

303
CNN is blaming Trump for Pierre Delecto.

Of coure.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

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Well, Trump did mentally break Lucky Pierre, so there's something to it, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (AzW6q)

304 Adam Sandler is a puzzle, he can do some great stuff once in a while, then he does an ocean of cheap, quick trash

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Can't fault a guy for making a buck.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

305 279 Isn't blocking traffic already illegal?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Legal or not, the chances of it being detrimental to one's well-being should be enough to discourage people from playing in traffic.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (qC1Sy)

306 Has Trump commented on Pierre Delecto? Talk about a pitch right over the plate for OrangeManBad to knock out of the park.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (FiUMj)

307 Tampax has decided it is no longer a woman's product company.

Why?

Cuz trangenders dats why.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)
+++++++++++++
We have newly-renovated bathrooms at work that are unisex but labeled as "all genders." They have a little bin in them for sanitary napkins and the like and they have the female symbol superimposed on a tampon. I am tempted to raise an anonymous stink about it watch them scurry.

But then, I also like being employed so I probably won't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

308 I assume ace is constructing a 10000 word post on Pierre Delecto with charts, graphs and jokes.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 21, 2019 03:17 PM (6iw++)


The joke is on Mittens. He is taking years off of his life haunting twitter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (vEIlU)

309 304 Adam Sandler is a puzzle, he can do some great stuff once in a while, then he does an ocean of cheap, quick trash

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Can't fault a guy for making a buck.
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

____

Right?

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (FiUMj)

310 302 We need a small portable directional EMP device to aim at these people and zap all of their cell phones and other electronics out of use. Let them practice what they preach.
Posted by: Roy


Directional device that turns their bowels into liquid.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (RnSBy)

yeah - the Brown Note

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Gvpa/)

311 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)

I thought Funny People was a very good movie. I think both Sandler's and Rogen's best yet.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (9YKBM)

312 Well, Trump did mentally break Lucky Pierre, so there's something to it, I guess.

-----------

Rush opining today that Mittens got the name from Bush 41 calling Pete Dupont - Pierre was great. And he's probably right.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

313 Can't fault a guy for making a buck.

Yeah, his movies make money, and he treats the people he works with really well. He seems to be a good guy despite putting out stuff like Zohan and Jack & Jill.

Supposedly 50 First Dates is good, I haven't ever seen it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

314 Maybe places like In and Out need to carry a supply of those very loud air horns. If childish scum like this come in with their bullhorns and "don't put your hands on me" as they bellow like babies, go up to their ears and constantly blare the air horns. They give no f**** about hurting anyone else's experience, or hearing for that matter.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (JoUsr)

315 "And on that day, the In-N-Out Constabulary was born, soon to pass into legend."

Posted by: Monty James at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (aNZO8)

316 We have newly-renovated bathrooms at work that are unisex but labeled as "all genders." They have a little bin in them for sanitary napkins and the like and they have the female symbol superimposed on a tampon. I am tempted to raise an anonymous stink about it watch them scurry.

But then, I also like being employed so I probably won't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

___

If you can truly do it anonymously (email from a burner gmail account outside of work), do it. Let them play by their own rules.

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (FiUMj)

317 CNN is blaming Trump for Pierre Delecto.

Of coure.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)


Um, does ANYONE take CNN seriously?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

318 306
Has Trump commented on Pierre Delecto? Talk about a pitch right over the plate for OrangeManBad to knock out of the park.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (FiUMj)

He had a great post that juxtaposed in video Mittbot's loss and his victory and inauguration.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (jYnPD)

319 These twerps are recieving 800 pounds a week!? That's a pretty decent chunk of cash. For that matter, it's more than I make (before taxes).At current exchange rates, that's more than $1000 a week.
Who's bank-rolling this crap? Someone in the Isles should figure out who's paying for it, and then advertise that info on a billboard- preferably in one of those parts of town with lots of commuters who've had to put up with these twerps.

Posted by: junior at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (BzNLX)

320 Off Cage Sock

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (FiUMj)

321 A favorite guilty pleasure movie for me is Blended. I think much better than the Wedding Singer.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (9YKBM)

322 Supposedly 50 First Dates is good, I haven't ever seen it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (KZzsI)


It's an Adam Sandler movie.........

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

323 The joke is on Mittens. He is taking years off of his life haunting twitter.

"Pierre" liked an Iowahawk post making fun of Hillary, which the media of course finds problematic, so there's fun for all in this farce.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

324 304 Adam Sandler is a puzzle, he can do some great stuff once in a while, then he does an ocean of cheap, quick trash

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Can't fault a guy for making a buck.
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

I think Jack and Jill crosses the line from making a buck and committing cinematic fraud. I suspect there are drug dealers who have higher ethics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

325 My biggest observations from the Tasty Peter article?

When the reporter asked Romney if that was his sock, he replied with "c'est moi," and not "yeah, that's it."

What a tool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (I2dne)

326 221 Hello 'rons and 'ettes.

I'm still in work jail, so I only get one hour in the yard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK

*secretively hands Mark a shiv*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

327 You would think that if there is a vending machine that sells used schoolg girl panties there is a market for a vending machine in big cities that sells used feminine products to the trans.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (HALdu)

328 Hillary supporters were only being paid $15/hour IIRC....so if you are in the paid protesting business apparently you should move to the UK...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (WdocV)

329 But, full disclosure, I do like Happy Gilmore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

330
Rush opining today that Mittens got the name from Bush 41 calling Pete Dupont - Pierre was great. And he's probably right.
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

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One of the Morons this morning was speculating that it's a play on the "pari delicto" defense in tort law - which would make perfect sense for an Ultracuck like Mitt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (AzW6q)

331 311 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (q80AH)

I thought Funny People was a very good movie. I think both Sandler's and Rogen's best yet.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 03:24 PM (9YKBM)

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Yeah. It's gently observational about human nature, aging, and humor. I quite like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (q80AH)

332 Did Mitt learn NOTHING from "Carlos Danger"? I mean, "Pierre Delecto"? Seriously?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)

333 I was reading some newsite 2 weeks ago enthusing about how these nuts were "paralyzing" London. I was on a tourbus in London at the time, and there was no sign of any paralysis.

Not that it isn't real. Just that almost all of us wouldn't know about it except for the press.

Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (qEujL)

334 Off Cage Sock
Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (FiUMj)
++++++++++
Well played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (I2dne)

335 Gah, the Bulls are waving me back inside!

Umm...umm....boobs! Buy guns! Pet dogs! Cats are cute parasites!

Avenge meeeeeeee...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

336 The junior senator from Utah chose....poorly.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

337 >>Adam Sandler is a puzzle, he can do some great stuff once in a while, then he does an ocean of cheap, quick trash



He's found a way to take cool vacations with his friends and get someone else to pay for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

338 the problem is that these protests are corporate and police approved, so fighting back is the real crime. You will be forced to comply.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (FEQY4)

339 Off Cage Sock
Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (FiUMj)

That shits glued on.

Henceforth, you are Nicolas Cage forevermore!

Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (4voYv)

340 324 I think Jack and Jill crosses the line from making a buck and committing cinematic fraud. I suspect there are drug dealers who have higher ethics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK

==========

I think it was on 50 First Dates where he admitted that he sets his movies in nice places so that he can have a paid vacation with his friends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (q80AH)

341
When the reporter asked Romney if that was his sock, he replied with "c'est moi," and not "yeah, that's it."

___

I approve of this message.


Also Mr Romney, do you need some help "dealing" with the peasants? I've got some suggestions...

Posted by: Louis the Fourteenth at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (WdocV)

342 Somebody get Mark some smokes so he can bribe the hacks!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

343 But, full disclosure, I do like Happy Gilmore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8


I believe this is the only one I can stand....some of his stuff is tolerable, but really, how many times can you see the same character and think "I'm entertained."

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

344 I think Jack and Jill crosses the line from making a buck and committing cinematic fraud. I suspect there are drug dealers who have higher ethics.

Hey, he's just following in Eddie Murphy's footsteps

But the whole having a second secret twitter account is just... weird. I can see if its some goofy thing or a satire account but just having another one you can comment in secretly is truly bizarre.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

345 London street traffic always sucks. To shut the city down you'd have to stop the trains.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gUO3o)

346 >>Directional device that turns their bowels into liquid.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (RnSBy)

Microwave Klystron with aiming horn. Shake their DNA up a little.

Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (Pzzpr)

347 Is Mittens fluent in french or just bullshit restaurant french?

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

348 332 Did Mitt learn NOTHING from "Carlos Danger"? I mean, "Pierre Delecto"? Seriously?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)

Word

Posted by: Ron Mexico at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

349 Pierre Delecto sounds like a cartoon character.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (JoUsr)

350 325
My biggest observations from the Tasty Peter article?



When the reporter asked Romney if that was his sock, he replied with "c'est moi," and not "yeah, that's it."



What a tool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:26 PM (I2dne)

Curse the GOPe for foisting that loser on us.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (jYnPD)

351 Not sure if it's on the books but deploying a bullhorn in someone's face should be considered an assault, and justify physical self-defense.

Same for "native drums" banged in your face.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (koNhm)

352 When the reporter asked Romney if that was his sock, he replied with "c'est moi," and not "yeah, that's it."


And when asked how Mitt would feed the starving masses, for there was no bread, he answered, "Well, let them eat cake."

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (rP4OC)

353 The cult of Gabbard.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/hfsq5tl

Literally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (jYnPD)
..........

Too much pakalolo.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

354 332 Did Mitt learn NOTHING from "Carlos Danger"? I mean, "Pierre Delecto"? Seriously?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)

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Mittens has had since 2012 to learn from his mistakes.

Instead, he has doubled down.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (qC1Sy)

355 Did Mitt learn NOTHING from "Carlos Danger"? I mean, "Pierre Delecto"? Seriously?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)


Are we sure that doesn't mean "detachable penis?"

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

356 the problem is that these protests are corporate and police approved, so
fighting back is the real crime. You will be forced to comply.
***

If we treated the left's various paramilitary/terrorist groups like we treated the Klan we could roll them up pretty quickly....


Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (WdocV)

357 Why do people wait patiently in their cars? I wouldn't wait one minute. I have no problem going on with my business after rolling over these nimrod. And I would call the police, if they would care.

Posted by: Abby at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (2GZs0)

358 Let the Skyfall!

Russia covered up explosion of Skyfall nuclear superweapon

https://bit.ly/35V9C6s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

359 When the reporter asked Romney if that was his sock, he replied with "c'est moi," and not "yeah, that's it."

--

The reporter should've responded with 'holy merde.'

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (JoUsr)

360 349 Pierre Delecto sounds like a cartoon character.

It's a French popsickle.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Vy7tf)

361 Yup, the brown note generator, the micro wave machine that singes eyebrows and pubes and my personal fave the water cannon. Seeing dirty hippies and commies launched down main St. like some shred of paper in the wind always makes me smile.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (u6xw0)

362 Are we sure that doesn't mean "detachable penis?"

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)


I keep thinking in flagrante delecto, which is not something I want to ever associate with Mitt fricking Romney.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (rP4OC)

363 Are we sure that doesn't mean "detachable penis?"
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++
Please don't associate us with Mittens.

Posted by: King Missile at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (I2dne)

364 London street traffic always sucks. To shut the city down you'd have to stop the trains.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gUO3o)


They tried that. The people got pissed and threw them from the train.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

365 "Cops negotiated instead of arresting them, let them stay there for Hours cleared the bridge and made no arrests."

How fucking Canadian of them.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (eAZVt)

366 >>And when asked how Mitt would feed the starving masses, for there was no bread, he answered, "Well, let them eat cake."
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (rP4OC)

Or, "Let them go jet skiing!"

Posted by: Caliban at October 21, 2019 03:32 PM (qEujL)

367 "Microwave Klystron with aiming horn. Shake their DNA up a little."

Sorry, but microwaves are non-ionizing.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:32 PM (eAZVt)

368 Pierre Delecto sounds like a cartoon character.

It's a French popsickle.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Vy7tf)

I thought I was the French Popsicle!

Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 03:32 PM (KCruE)

369 London street traffic always sucks. To shut the city down you'd have to stop the trains.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gUO3o)

They tried that. The people got pissed and threw them from the train.
Posted by: Sponge


♫MAMA! Just threw a man....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:32 PM (RnSBy)

370 If they want mob rule, our mob is bigger than their mob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 03:32 PM (B1huf)

371 Can everyone now - finally - quit pretending that Mitt Romney is a serious person? Please?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)

372 365 "Cops negotiated instead of arresting them, let them stay there for Hours cleared the bridge and made no arrests."

How fucking Canadian of them.
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (eAZVt)
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Just wait until citizens get po'd and decide to clear the bridge by tossing the trash over the side.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (qC1Sy)

373 371 Can everyone now - finally - quit pretending that Mitt Romney is a serious person? Please?

Oui

Posted by: overit at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (sI15f)

374 Can everyone now - finally - quit pretending that Mitt Romney is a serious person? Please?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)

NEVER.

Posted by: The Cult of Mitt at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (KCruE)

375 The cult of Gabbard.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/hfsq5tl

Literally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:22 PM (jYnPD)

They say never stick your dick into crazy, but would it still be okay if you just wanted to go down on them?

Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (4voYv)

376 How fucking Canadian of them.
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (eAZVt)
+++++++++
There was a time when the Canadians really understood how things should be done. During WWII, they had a "Rosie the Riveter" type of icon - but way better than Rosie.

https://tinyurl.com/yxbxb3ok

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (I2dne)

377 Let the Skyfall!



Russia covered up explosion of Skyfall nuclear superweapon



https://bit.ly/35V9C6s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, I read that. The one you can count on the Russians for is to fuck up something, then lie about it.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (gmo/4)

378 Won't be long before enough "normals" get tired of the cities not doing their job and start mobbing up in vigilante street Justice

Posted by: Fightin Joe at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (W+TLY)

379 (rips sign) "I gotta go to work, get the F!@K out of the way!"

--

That last video is the feel good clip of the day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (a7+mS)

380 Can everyone now - finally - quit pretending that Mitt Romney is a serious person? Please?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)


BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: CNN at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Which one of you is the man with the "massive, rotting scrotum" from the link over at Insty?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

382 365 "Cops negotiated instead of arresting them, let them stay there for Hours cleared the bridge and made no arrests."

How fucking Canadian of them.
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (eAZVt)

__

Would Portland or Seattle or Berkeley police have done any different?

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

383 London street traffic always sucks. To shut the city down you'd have to stop the trains.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gUO3o)

They tried that. The people got pissed and threw them from the train.
Posted by: Sponge

Throw Antifa From The Train - I loved that movie!

Posted by: josphistan at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (Izzlo)

384 Would Portland or Seattle or Berkeley police have done any different?
Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)
++++++++++
Yes. They'd have arrested the employees, chained the doors closed and apologized to the protesters on behalf of the city.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)

385 Would Portland or Seattle or Berkeley police have done any different?

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

Listening sessions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (jYnPD)

386 302 We need a small portable directional EMP device to aim at these people and zap all of their cell phones and other electronics out of use. Let them practice what they preach.
Posted by: Roy

Directional device that turns their bowels into liquid.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:23 PM (RnSBy)

Flammenwerfer.

...

... what?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (AURKQ)

387 So the Russians let the missile with the reactor sit on the bottom for a year? Makes you miss the good old days with the Soviets.


Does the Kremlin understand that Bond movies are supposed to be named after sinister code names and villains and the they are not supposed to name their weapons after Bond movies?

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HALdu)

388 378 Won't be long before enough "normals" get tired of the cities not doing their job and start mobbing up in vigilante street Justice
Posted by: Fightin Joe at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (W+TLY

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As long as Fortnight and YourPorn is up and running the normals don't give a fuck about much else

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

389 "Cops negotiated instead of arresting them, let them stay there for Hours cleared the bridge and made no arrests."

How fucking Canadian of them.
Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:31 PM (eAZVt)
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Just wait until citizens get po'd and decide to clear the bridge by tossing the trash over the side.


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I think it is Insty who has said Cops mostly protect the criminal class from society.

Perhaps we want the cops to stand down some more here.

Because society is not putting up with this BS any more. Arrests - real or of the fake kind - are no match for a good old fashion butt kicking.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (sX1BW)

390 These protestors are coddled by the authorities. So there will be a resort to self-help, and some of that self-help will inevitably be directed at the authorities smoothing the way for these protests. It's a shame, but that's what happens when the authorities make it clear that law and order is rigged against the normies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (GTeFT)

391 (rips sign) "I gotta go to work, get the F!@K out of the way!"

--

That last video is the feel good clip of the day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (a7+mS)


I'm thinking a Manchester United fan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (vEIlU)

392 Would Portland or Seattle or Berkeley police have done any different?

Would have waited longer to clear the bridge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

393 381 Which one of you is the man with the "massive, rotting scrotum" from the link over at Insty?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

IT'S NOT ROTTING

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

394 Here's one to go with the rest: One MAGA guy vs. eight Antifa:

https://gab.com/PoisonDartPepe/posts/102957663939957164

Posted by: Monty James at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (aNZO8)

395 I wish I had an In N Out around here.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

396 nood: long awaited nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH)

397 Tulsi says she's a patriot and loves her country. Why, then, is she trying to destroy it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

398 These protestors are coddled by the authorities. So there will be a resort to self-help,

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These protesters will wish they authorities had done more to protect them. The self-help is going to be vicious - rightly so.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (sX1BW)

399 Throw Antifa From The Train - I loved that movie!
Posted by: josphistan at October 21, 2019 03:35 PM (Izzlo)


haha

although, tarnishing a perfect movie!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (vEIlU)

400 Because society is not putting up with this BS any more. Arrests - real
or of the fake kind - are no match for a good old fashion butt kicking.


Nothing serves as a better reminder to change your progressive ways like having to put in your false teeth every morning.

When you're 23.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (HaL55)

401 We need a small portable directional EMP device to aim at these people and zap all of their cell phones and other electronics out of use. Let them practice what they preach.

Posted by: Roy

Aim it at their genitals so they're sterilized.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 03:38 PM (j3npP)

402 I don't condone violence, these people do need to be picking up their teeth like Chiclets out of the gutter, however. The sooner the better.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (Itc1k)

403 Just got here. Please tell me that more of these assholes have been knocked off commuter trains and had their asses kicked by the working class people of London.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (+lVUW)

404 Let the Skyfall!

Russia covered up explosion of Skyfall nuclear superweapon

https://bit.ly/35V9C6s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
..........

I told you we should never let Trump have his finger on the nuke buttons!

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

405 394 Here's one to go with the rest: One MAGA guy vs. eight Antifa:

https://gab.com/PoisonDartPepe/posts/102957663939957164
Posted by: Monty James at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (aNZO
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Good grief, one pantifa guy was about the same height as MAGA guy and it looked like pantifa guy was trying to slap fight.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (qC1Sy)

406 "Russia covered up explosion of Skyfall nuclear superweapon"

I don't believe much of what was written there. A criticality accident caused a 2.4 magnitude tremor? That doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (eAZVt)

407 247 And I'm sorry, but there shout be a cut out in the law for viciously beating a guy with a megaphone shouting in your face.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 03:16 PM (B1huf)

One quick move with a hand and that creep is dealing with a split lip and broken front teeth. Then grab the megaphone and beat him with it.

I think I saw that on The Sopranos when Paulie and a few other guys went after the Columbus Day protesters.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (qAR6u)

408 Would love to see what Soros' short positions are. Engineering the collapse of an economy while betting on the same is the sort of thing that wretch would do.

Posted by: Anotheranon at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (FbAAr)

409 "397 Tulsi says she's a patriot and loves her country. Why, then, is she trying to destroy it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1) "



I've heard that lie from a lot of unpatriotic aholes over the years.

*spits*


Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (bwo3w)

410 You can tell those protesters haven't lived long in Clownifornia, In-N-Out is almost a sacred place.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (qAR6u)

411 @407
Instead of throwing them out I propose locking the doors, Bronx Tale style: "Now youse can't leave."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (koNhm)

412 The bald headed hippie managed to stand up after being yanked down by the crowd so it's fair to assume that he lucked out that there weren't any soccer hooligans among the crowd.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (qAR6u)

413
Yeah the Megaphony dweeb needs a quick In and Out

The megaphone and his tongue IN his throat then pulled OUT his ass.


I'm manufacturing a line of SUPER NOISY "MAGAPHONES"...............120dB monsters to go along with the HATS shout the fuckers deaf they are already
DUMB.

Posted by: saf at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (5IHGB)

414 The Citizens of London are getting sick and tired of these idiots gluing themselves to the tops of Airliners and Subways their tired of the traffic delays caused by these jerks forming their stupid human chains their tired of all the idiotic nonsense these Back to Nature freaks need a lesson they wont learn from their liberal written text books

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (wGqjj)

415 The word 'misanthropist' might be inaccurate. I suggest 'misanderist'. I' sure that the world would be a nicer, kinder, place if only it were populated by lesbians, and their children by David Crosby as a semen donor.

Posted by: Jc Collins at October 21, 2019 07:09 PM (KUBIs)

416 The citizens of London have had it with the traffic delays as these Just Stinka Rebellion block the streets with t heir stupid human chains where they unfurl their stupid banners the jerks that climb on top of airliners and buses and glue themselves there or the idiots who walk into restruants and pester the diners into going vegan all over this false threat of Global Warming/Climate Change Frankly i would like to take these idiots and put t hem to work building Birdhouses and feeders Clean up a highway and after some Earth Day Celebration and plant some Trees if these nit-wits are so dedicated to the enviroment lets see them show some responsibility

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 25, 2019 09:56 AM (FLiOE)

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