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Ilhan "Omar" (Actually Nur Said) Funnels 30% of All Campaign Money to Her Kaffir Bootycall's Firm

This guy must be hung like a brother.

I don't mean a black man. I mean, like her biological brother.


Approximately 30 percent of the money doled out by the campaign of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.) in the third quarter went to digital fundraising, communications, and advertising services provided by the E Street Group, a firm run by her alleged boyfriend.

...

The payments represent a significant increase from previous spending on the group's services. In the first two quarters--the first six months of the year--the campaign paid approximately $160,000 to the E Street Group. The $150,000 in new payments, made over the past three months, nearly matches that number.

Mynett's wife, Dr. Beth Mynett, said that her husband told her in April that he was having an affair with Omar, the New York Post reported in August.

No one with ethics like these would ever commit immigration fraud.

Meanwhile, three members of the Skwad -- Donkey-Chompers, Tlaib, and America's Favorite Adulteress -- are set to endorse Bernie Sanders.

Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:36 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2019 06:37 PM (DMUuz)

2 lol

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 06:37 PM (RU4sa)

3 st?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Tf125)

4 top 10?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

5 I nearly gagged on the first gag!

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (35Slc)

6 top 5!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

7 Bastrado raton!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Tf125)

8 These deomfascists pure as the driven sno...er MUD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

9
Alternate poat title:

Heh, Wait'll They Tell Tlaib and Omar Bernie is a Jew

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (ir0g0)

10 >>The payments represent a significant increase from previous spending on the group's services.

Well, maybe the "services" saw a significant increase as well.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 16, 2019 06:38 PM (l6b3d)

11 Nothing will happen

Posted by: freaked at October 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

12 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.


Yeah. That'd be a real goddamn shame.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

13 Was Lauer hittin it ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 16, 2019 06:39 PM (M+Lyo)

14 This guy must be hung like a brother.

I don't mean a black man. I mean, like her biological brother.




Still got it.

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 06:39 PM (tH5fk)

15
So they're putting their money on heart attack No. 2? Has Donkey Chompers been offered the VP slot behind the Old Commie?

Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (rXie1)

16 Holy shit! Dr. Mynett looks like a bunny boiler. This ought to elevate quickly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (Tf125)

17 I'd still rather have her and donkey chompers running the congress than paul ryan.

Posted by: ck at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (GXRoa)

18 Meanwhile, three members of the Skwad -- Donkey-Chompers, Tlaib, and America's Favorite Adulteress -- are set to endorse Bernie Sanders.

Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:36 PM

Don't worry, nothing will come of it.

Posted by: The MSM, already choking the Story at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (6oDGm)

19 12 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.


Yeah. That'd be a real goddamn shame.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

I'll cut a bitch's heart out and eat it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (j3npP)

20 Where's the other 70% go? Clothes , dinner and 'expenses' ?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (2DOZq)

21
It's another Taqqiya sunrise, staring slowly at her clit-less thighs, I was surprised...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

22 I don't even know why congress pretends to have any rules about ethics or a committee regarding it. These Dem women keep being busted blatantly violating the rules and even the law involving kickbacks, graft, and campaign finance and all they get is an occasional wrist slap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

23 This is a little bit OT, but it just occurred to me, with all this "Outrage" from the Dems and the NeverTrumpers about removing some troops from Syria - Trump just broke the anti-war movement. For the first time ever, for the first time in the 50 years of that movement, Trump broke the anti-war movement, with a shot straight to their heart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

24 Donkey-Chompers, Tlaib, and America's Favorite Adulteress -- are set to endorse Bernie Sanders.

You can endorse, but I'm the only one who gets to feel the Bern!

Posted by: Mrs. Sanders at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (DMUuz)

25 Every time I turn around--SURPRISE--I get stuck in the end of some thread!

Posted by: Matt Lower at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)

26 20 Where's the other 70% go? Clothes , dinner and 'expenses' ?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 06:40 PM (2DOZq)


Bar mitzvahs ain't cheap, yo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

27 Is it just me or are the politicos getting more out and out corrupt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (ycWCI)

28 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.


Heaven forfend.

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)

29 Sanders may even croak before next Summer. Biden will be the candidate because they've already got the cards printed up.

Posted by: freaked at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

30 7
Bastrado raton!

swish and *flick!*

Posted by: Hermione Granger at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sGtp+)

31 She is a literal semen demon.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ev02w)

32 24 Donkey-Chompers, Tlaib, and America's Favorite Adulteress -- are set to endorse Bernie Sanders.

You can endorse, but I'm the only one who gets to feel the Bern!
Posted by: Mrs. Sanders at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (DMUuz)


Note how they ditched Pelvis Pressley. Racists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

33 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.
---
Some serious denunciations are certainly in order.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

34 27 Is it just me or are the politicos getting more out and out corrupt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (ycWCI)

Certainly more brazen about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

35 Who among us hasn't funneled campaign money to our boorycalls?



/sarc

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM (/Njku)

36 27 Is it just me or are the politicos getting more out and out corrupt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (ycWCI)

It's just you.

they ARE getting a hell of a lot stupider, though.

Posted by: Boss Tweed at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

37 Nur Said--Excelsior!

Posted by: Zombie Stan Lee at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)

38 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (arJlL)

39 What do these idiots have again Chief Siezes All The Wampum? She's no less of a commie than the old gasbag.

Posted by: pornhub.com at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ev2MH)

40 He was an absolute beast with a ham hock.

Posted by: Little Omar at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (EgshT)

41 37 Nur Said--Excelsior!
Posted by: Zombie Stan Lee at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)


Nur Said Fred. I'm too sexy for my burqa...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

42 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

It is a beautiful thing. Simple, effective and overwhelming. Now he needs to do that with the budget.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Tf125)

43 Hey everybody.

Today's New Term For The Dem Party:

GOSHOAP

(GOdforsaken SHithole Of A Party)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

44

Does Springsteen have something to do with the E Street Group?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (aKsyK)

45 You know that book, "Three Felonies A Day"?
It's not a how-to, Ilhan!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

46
Being a democrat is a get out of jail card, strike that, a never go to jail card no matter what you do.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (rXie1)

47 Some serious denunciations are certainly in order.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2019 06:42 PM


Come now. That is not who we are, Sir!

Posted by: GOPe at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (DMUuz)

48 Openly laundering money because they know the system will keep them from paying any consequences beyond a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (qC1Sy)

49

Nur Said there'd be days like this,
Nur said, nur said

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (ir0g0)

50 The Squad of Four (pbuh) minus One = Five.

Posted by: Feel the burn at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

51 39 What do these idiots have again Chief Siezes All The Wampum? She's no less of a commie than the old gasbag.
Posted by: pornhub.com at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ev2MH)

That IS odd - especially after Bernie's heart attack. What did he promise them in exchange for this?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Kpl3J)

52 And the only ones the DOJ can seem to get any indictments on are slightly connected to Rudy

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)

53 What better time to do something like this when Bidens corruption is in the limelight

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (WhTSP)

54 >>Nur Said--Excelsior!

"1st base!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

55 Let me tell you there was this woman named Pap Smear and, hand to God, she was trying to take her own clit off with a broken piece of glass. So I said, "HEY what the hell do you think you are doing?" So she took out her straight broken piece of glass and was gonna cut me. So I grabbed this piece of rope. It was a big piece of rope and I wrapped around her head. Well I didn't have any problem with bitch anymore.


My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (pw+jk)

56 Looks like we're finding out why muzzies were banned for so long. Just too late.

Posted by: Esch at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (pSIHa)

57 27
Is it just me or are the politicos getting more out and out corrupt?



Posted by: Aetius451AD


When a behavior is rewarded, one gets more of that behavior...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (LOq4H)

58 You can endorse, but I'm the only one who gets to feel the Bern!
Posted by: Mrs. Sanders at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (DMUuz)

Actually...

Posted by: Nurses, looking back on Bernie's last hospital stay at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (6oDGm)

59 Nur Said Fred. I'm too sexy for my burqa...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

Whatever happened to that guy? Cannot believe he did not have a follow up hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (ycWCI)

60 It's female privilege I tell you.

Any male shoveling money to his honey would be literally Hitler.

Right, Stormy?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (EPzH/)

61 i'm loving JJ's clit wit

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (B+t5k)

62 En fuego, ace is. Poetry.


Meanwhile, OT, the absurdity of Mueller's actual cases continues to emerge.


In the "Russian bots" case, which has been a flaming clown car from the first day in court, there is more amusement, as defense counsel seeks to expose how the prosecution probably engaged in an "evolving" theory of the case, and how possibly the grand jury process was tainted.


Damn shame we don't have a judiciary committee under GOP control that cold do the vital, brutal, top-to-bottom autopsy on the special counsel debacle, which was illegitimate and appears to have been a festival of improper, unethical, and possibly illegal behavior.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (QDnY+)

63 Nur said
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a rag doll

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

64 What do these idiots have again Chief Seizes All The Wampum? She's no less of a commie than the old gasbag.

She's more like Pelosi: the cause comes second, her personal greed and lust for power comes first. They like a true believer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

65 59 Nur Said Fred. I'm too sexy for my burqa...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

Whatever happened to that guy? Cannot believe he did not have a follow up hit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:45 PM (ycWCI)


He ain't no Dead or Alive or Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (zBaqJ)

66 Mynett's wife, Dr. Beth Mynett
.........

That's DOCTOR Beth Mynett.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

67 Rich Zeoli 1210am Philly called this morning before 6am the squad would back Bernie, mostly for women being catty.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ZCEU2)

68 I used to think Omar was cute until I saw a much clearer picture of her. Good from far but FAR from good.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (q177U)

69
That warmongering cocksucker Lindsey Graham...
Did you hear what came out of his pickle-smoocher today?

Graham said the president will have American blood on his hands.

What about the violent illegals we have here, you dink?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ir0g0)

70 And the only ones the DOJ can seem to get any indictments on are slightly connected to Rudy

Or that stupid bint that paid the big bucks to get her kids SAT changed to prime her for kolidge... You know, the REAL important stuff.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 06:47 PM (Tf125)

71 Maybe they find Warren's spastic hand waving as annoying as everyone else?

Probably it's because she's a Becky. Cain't be votin' for no white bitch.

But Bernie's Jewish so that has to rankle some feathers.

Maybe they just flipped a coin?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2019 06:47 PM (j3npP)

72 69
That warmongering cocksucker Lindsey Graham...
Did you hear what came out of his pickle-smoocher today?

Graham said the president will have American blood on his hands.

What about the violent illegals we have here, you dink?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ir0g0)


Trump smacked him down good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 06:47 PM (zBaqJ)

73 Maybe they find Warren's spastic hand waving as annoying as everyone else?
---
Totally.

Posted by: Beto at October 16, 2019 06:47 PM (DuZls)

74 >> For the first time ever, for the first time in the 50 years of that movement, Trump broke the anti-war movement, with a shot straight to their heart.


Heh.

Obama quietly broke it with his drone program.
Not a peep from any of the usual suspects on that one, too. Even when he killed a US citizen, a teen. You'd think that would have sparked a discussion, but no.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

75 What do you suppose Bob Mueller is doing, RIGHT NOW??

(a) Studying the Constitution in his private home library

(b) Conferring with House Democrats about the merits of impeachment

(c) Having his diaper changed for the 14th time today by a very large, ugly, angry nurse

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)

76 Being a democrat is a get out of jail card, strike that, a never go to jail card no matter what you do.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2019 06:44 PM (rXie1)

But like any Get Out of Jail Free card, it's a bad idea to abuse it.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (6oDGm)

77 Donkey-Chompers, Tlaib, and America's Favorite Adulteress -- are set to endorse Bernie Sanders.

You can endorse, but I'm the only one who gets to feel the Bern!
Posted by: Mrs. San

You probably haven't "felt the Bern" since Khrushchev ran the USSR.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (xV2sI)

78 >>>She's more like Pelosi: the cause comes second, her personal greed and lust for power comes first. They like a true believer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

Are we still talking about anal?

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)

79

Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody dancing
I don't want to hold hands and talk about our little plans, alright!



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (ir0g0)

80 Rule of law? feh. LOLGF

Posted by: Pipes Barr at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (Pzzpr)

81 "E Street" and no Springsteen jokes?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (6qErC)

82 Graham said the president will have American blood on his hands.

What about the violent illegals we have here, you dink?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ir0g0)
------------

Fast and Furious, Libya, Bowe Bergdahl, yep, Obama certainly does have blood on his hands.

You were referring to the current president, Senator?

Oh, sorry, my mistake.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (qC1Sy)

83 Are we still talking about anal?
Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)
---
Every time I turn around!

Posted by: Beto at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls)

84
I seem to recall that Donkey Chompers sent alot of campaign cash to her boyfriend too.

We have our answer to why none of these people ever want to leave DC until they are shipped out in a coffin. It rains gold there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (r+sAi)

85 Democrat evil and corruption knows no bounds.

From killing the unborn to the surprise anal perpetrated by their propagandists, they are full on evil.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

86 Otters took my clitoris!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

87 Hey everybody.

Today's New Term For The Dem Party:

GOSHOAP

(GOdforsaken SHithole Of A Party)
Posted by: qdpsteve


And that differs from the GOPe how?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (1Vobx)

88 I denounce HUBERT HUMPHREY!

It's OK. I'm just getting warmed up here.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

89 Are we still talking about anal?
Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)


Hell yeah !

Posted by: Matt Luaer at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

90 Where's Tom Joad when we really need him?

Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)

91 weft-cut, give me a few days to get back to you ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

92 just a bizarre conspiracy theory braaawkkkkk

lowers our discoarse, brawwwkkk

can't in good conscience discuss these allegations, brawwwkkk

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FEQY4)

93 Where's Tom Joad when we really need him?
Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)
---
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Posted by: Edith at October 16, 2019 06:50 PM (DuZls)

94 Trump pulling us out of Kuwait is uncon... uncunschunble ... ah you know uncouponable at Wall street. Me I do my couponing at the local general store. You get Green Stamps there. Let me tell you stamps are as good as gold stamps.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

95 It's breathtaking just how hard the MFM works to cover for these vermin. Goebbels couldn't have done a better job.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

96
btw, my local fake news, which gets its "script" from national fake news newswires, touted the "historic" 12-person debate last night like it was an accomplishment for democracy.

Can't stand these shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (ir0g0)

97 >>Whatever happened to that guy? Cannot believe he did not have a follow up hit.

Get this - Right Said Fred guys have successful songwriting careers (global sales $30, including a Taylor Swift song), still touring.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (bDqIh)

98 I denounce HUBERT HUMPHREY!

It's OK. I'm just getting warmed up here.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at October 16, 2019 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

What's a Hubert Humphrey?

Posted by: Most Democrat Voters at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6oDGm)

99 Some of these Biden comments are comedy gold, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (q177U)

100 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.


That would be most unfortunate, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

101 I guess the 4th member of the slob squad is holding out for Hillary.

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (yhf6w)

102 What's a Hubert Humphrey?
Posted by: Most Democrat Voters at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6oDGm)

$10, same as in town.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

103 > "Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war."-- Ace

Wait until the indictments start coming down, then you'll see some real scorched earth, turning-on-each-other intramural warfare.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (WHVt7)

104 Trump pulling us out of Kuwait is uncon... uncunschunble ... ah you know uncouponable at Wall street. Me I do my couponing at the local general store. You get Green Stamps there. Let me tell you stamps are as good as gold stamps.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:50 PM (pw+jk)
---
The pomade hurt the glue on Green Stamps, so I said to Corn Pop...

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (DuZls)

105 the "historic" 12-person debate last night like it was an accomplishment for democracy

Circus freaks everywhere can stand a little taller today.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (EgshT)

106 George Washinton's porn name is Lord Washingcum.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (q177U)

107 Get this - Right Said Fred guys have successful songwriting careers (global sales $30, including a Taylor Swift song), still touring.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (bDqIh)


Im so sexy it hurts

Posted by: Matt Luaer at October 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M+Lyo)

108


Did Matt Wower have a taste of that Islamist poon?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:53 PM (lg/F7)

109
btw, aren't we way overdue for the Fake News to label the president a "Populist" while pretending all the populism spewing from the D candidates' dick-holes doesn't exist?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:53 PM (ir0g0)

110 George Washinton's porn name is Lord Washingcum.
Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:52 PM (q177U

-----

Mine is Oliver Cramwell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (ev2MH)

111 >>I seem to recall that Donkey Chompers sent alot of campaign cash to her boyfriend too.

Pretty sure she broke the law.
She was the head of the Justice Democrats PAC that IIRC was funneling money to the Justice Democrats for-profit LLC with no detailed financial disclosure.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

112 Nobody puts burqua in the corner!

well, except when she's whorin

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (r+sAi)

113 Get this - Right Said Fred guys have successful songwriting careers (global sales $30, including a Taylor Swift song), still touring.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (bDqIh)

Whoa, an entire $30?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

114 Sh knows she is not getting re-elected and is cashing in while she can.

Posted by: motionview at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (pYQR/)

115 A Hubert Humphrey is Ohio slang for fractional friction.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (RuIsu)

116 Check out PDT's tweet. How could you not love this guy? LOL

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184595335794036737

Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGotD)

117

remember when GEE OUR OLD LASALLE RAN GREAT?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 16, 2019 06:55 PM (ir0g0)

118 100 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.
That would be most unfortunate, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJm)
--------------
Was I the Civil War where Florence Nightingale got her start doing amputations and whatnot? I've always wanted to be a nurse. I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 06:55 PM (EPzH/)

119 Friends in NYC. Said Lauer mistress was Natalie Morales, who was married at the Time. She quit Today show and did Hollywood Ent show

Posted by: Jonah at October 16, 2019 06:55 PM (HrSJb)

120 Pretty sure she broke the law.
I am sure DOJ and FBI will get right on that 4 am perp walk.... never.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (r+sAi)

121 >>Whoa, an entire $30?

Ack - $30 million!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

122 Skwad, heh.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (PYdI2)

123 Check out PDT timeline on Twatter Hahahahaha

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

124 Wait...you mean members of the Squat are ethically challenged?!

I shall not believe it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (rBtIz)

125 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184595335794036737
Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGotD)


hahaha

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

126
Fred Thompson has been mort for 4 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 06:56 PM (ir0g0)

127 Hey, let's keep copying and pasting the margin-blowing link!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

128 Where's Tom Joad when we really need him?
Posted by: Bruce Stringbean

Tom Joad rhymes with dirt road.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (arJlL)

129 Joe Biden should be selling pencils on the street corner. Instead he's propped up by a corrupt media. He's a drooling imbecile yet somehow miraculously sounds slightly coherent when he opens his ignorant piehole.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

130 83
Are we still talking about anal?

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)

---

Every time I turn around!

Posted by: Beto at October 16, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls)


I'm back in love, back in love again!

Posted by: LTD at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (XuBZu)

131 Whoa, an entire $30?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

Hookers and Blow were comped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ycWCI)

132 Just wait until I bend her over a date palm. She will forget about her brother.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (Jj+59)

133 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.

*gathers up matches, spark striker, spark plug, coil and 12V battery, flint and steel, magnesium strips, and magnifying glass*

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (Z4rgH)

134 Never saw Natalie before now, possible I guess.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)

135 22
I don't even know why congress pretends to have any rules about ethics
or a committee regarding it. These Dem women keep being busted
blatantly violating the rules and even the law involving kickbacks,
graft, and campaign finance and all they get is an occasional wrist
slap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

+++
It's especially majestic when they call it a "Blue Ribbon Committee".

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (sIyWR)

136 131 Whoa, an entire $30?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

Hookers and Blow were comped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ycWCI)

Damn. I shoulda been a songwriter.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

137 Whoever at the White House thought that bringing that parade of nitwits to meet the President over Syria was a good idea needs to be fired right now.

Damn, how stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (JCrfD)

138 I never talked about funneling campaign funds to Alexa Von Omar. We might have talked about hair shampoos a couple of times when playing croquet. The Date scented hair soap err cleaners are delicious.. I mean it is a fact they taste great and Trump, why that boy is afraid to sniff a good Date soap hair cleaning watery thing. Ahh Hunter is a great boy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (pw+jk)

139 Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Did it really blow the margins on you? Mine looks fine, and the link all fit on one line.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (sGotD)

140 Natalie Morales? Oh yeah.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (Jj+59)

141 That warmongering cocksucker Lindsey Graham...
Did you hear what came out of his pickle-smoocher today?

Graham said the president will have American blood on his hands."

Amazing - Trump takes action to STOP American servicemen from being killed in Syria for no reason, but he's the one with blood on his hands. Riiiggghhhtttt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)

142 133 Gee I hope this doesn't ignite an internal Democrat civil war.

*gathers up matches, spark striker, spark plug, coil and 12V battery, flint and steel, magnesium strips, and magnifying glass*

Yeah, me too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (Z4rgH)

See? That guy over there. He did it.

Posted by: Billy Joel at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

143 Lauer "pressured" her.

FFS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JCrfD)

144 Definitely see why Matt would wang to hit that

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

145 I personally was fine with Awlaki 's teen son getting droned too. he was fully on board with what his murdering Islamist dad was doing.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 07:00 PM (3IWnq)

146 137 Whoever at the White House thought that bringing that parade of nitwits to meet the President over Syria was a good idea needs to be fired right now.

Damn, how stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 06:58 PM (JCrfD)

Au Contraire! That's the best story of the entire day! I want Trump to be able to tell them LOLGFY to their faces every day!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)

147 Joe Biden is a genius. I can hardly hold it together here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 07:01 PM (jYnPD)

148 I think as long as you're within 45 characters, its one line on the blog and does not harm the margins unless someone is looking on like a Nokia from 2002.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

149 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 16, 2019 07:01 PM (B+t5k)

150 144 Want
Type, read, post

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

151 139 Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Did it really blow the margins on you? Mine looks fine, and the link all fit on one line.


Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 06:59 PM (sGotD)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

152 Watching Magnum PI. You know, Magnum got laid a lot with beautiful women. However, he has the car, beautiful mansion he can hang out in, private beach- and he looks like Tom Selleck in the 80's. It is like shooting fish in a barrel- when there is no water.

Like playing a video game with God mode on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ycWCI)

153 Tim wouldn't know what to do with a clitoris if he fell over one, so he's with the right gal now. They deserve each other.

Posted by: Dr. Beth Mynett at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (COzlW)

154
*gathers up matches, spark striker, spark plug, coil and 12V battery, flint and steel, magnesium strips, and magnifying glass*

*boils water, sets out various clamps and sharp knives, tears relatively clean sheets into bandages *
Ready to assist with the amputations, Doctor.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (EPzH/)

155 "Do you think they like me?"

I love this man as staunch heterosexual... not ferocious hetero.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

156 Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the Otters of War.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 07:03 PM (RjYVG)

157 I loved the Magnum PI show

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

158 >>Au Contraire! That's the best story of the entire day! I want Trump to be able to tell them LOLGFY to their faces every day!!!

His twitter timeline tells me he agrees.

There is so much going on right now it's incredible. And Trump just keeps turning the dial higher.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

159 I love this man as staunch heterosexual... not ferocious hetero.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

Confident Heterosexual?

Posted by: Rustler's Rhapsody at October 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ycWCI)

160 Gosh, yeah, an internal demonrat civil war would be

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 16, 2019 07:04 PM (wscsn)

161
We feel the Bern!

No, not when we pee! Ewww, gross!

-- 3/4 of the Squawk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 07:04 PM (pNxlR)

162 160
Gosh, yeah, an internal demonrat civil war would be



*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 16, 2019 07:04 PM (wscsn)

fapworthy

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 07:04 PM (jYnPD)

163 Like playing a video game with God mode on.

Yeah I think it would have been more interesting show how much trouble he has just trying to live a reasonably sane life despite having women constantly dogpiling on him everywhere he goes like an Axe Bodyspray ad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

164 I used to think Omar was cute until I saw a much clearer picture of her. Good from far but FAR from good.

Compare her Twitter profile picture to any of the news agencies pictures.
Twitter:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4b849yw

Someone lightened her skin and narrowed her nose alae for her Twitter profile pic.

RAYCISSSSS!

Posted by: Al Roker at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (9t0Zz)

165 The opening of the show where he was giving swimm lessons to that hottie in the lagoon... 80s TV at its best, damn

Posted by: Pliney at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (nzKWW)

166 Trump needs to get someone deep in the coup to crack and spill it all in a public statement. Oddly enough, it seems like Clapper seems the most crack-worthy of late. He's already trial-ballooned throwing Obama under the bus.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (I99aF)

167 Margins are fine, I can tell on my tablet as I can't enlarge it as much

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)

168 The E Street Group? Is this a Springsteen cover band?

Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

169 I love this man as staunch heterosexual... not ferocious hetero.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)



Confident Heterosexual?



Posted by: Rustler's Rhapsody at October 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ycWCI)

===
I'm on the down low about my heterosexualness. Thinking of running for the democrat party presidential primary.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (pw+jk)

170 152
Watching Magnum PI. You know, Magnum got laid a lot with beautiful
women. However, he has the car, beautiful mansion he can hang out in,
private beach- and he looks like Tom Selleck in the 80's. It is like
shooting fish in a barrel- when there is no water.



Like playing a video game with God mode on.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ycWCI)
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Yes, but he's also always dead broke.

That's the fun part - everything he has is borrowed. So chicks think he's loaded, and then Higgins shows up and wrecks his game.

It's part of what makes the show interesting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

171 >>I personally was fine with Awlaki 's teen son getting droned too. he was fully on board with what his murdering Islamist dad was doing.


Sure, these were terrorists and I don't mourn for their loss. But don't you think crossing that line should have at least been debated? At least Rand Paul took to the floor about it. Given how we've seen the Left behave lately, such as Swalwell tweeting he would use nukes on gunowners, that kind of scope creep* shouldn't go unnoticed, unchallenged.

*It went from droning known terrorists to known terrorists and first responders, to a US citizen and his teen son (who was not a confirmed terrorist, IIRC). Kinda gave one the impression Obama could justify expanding his drone program ever further if he wanted to.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (bDqIh)

172 165 The opening of the show where he was giving swimm lessons to that hottie in the lagoon... 80s TV at its best, damn
Posted by: Pliney at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (nzKWW)

Damn straight.

Posted by: Rustler's Rhapsody at October 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ycWCI)

173 That's one of the good words to describe it, yes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 16, 2019 07:06 PM (wscsn)

174 161
We feel the Bern!

No, not when we pee! Ewww, gross!

-- 3/4 of the Squawk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 07:04 PM (pNxlR)

They've had at least as many cases of the clap as they've had abortions, guaranteed.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

175 Off early Tom Berenger sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:07 PM (ycWCI)

176 Greatest Higgins line of all time: "Well, Magnum, I see you've been beaten up again."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JCrfD)

177 He's already trial-ballooned throwing Obama under the bus.


Posted by: Rusty Nail


Who wouldn't? Why on earth would anyone take the fall for that limp, prancing little Lord Fauntleroy?

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

178 Yep.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Sorry.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 07:07 PM (sGotD)

179 Off skinny, pants-crapping, Obama nut-hugging sock.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

180 There is so much going on right now it's incredible. And Trump just keeps turning the dial higher.

Posted by: JackStraw

Like a fifteen year old in the back seat of my parents' Buick Electra with Maryjane Rotten Crouch - I feel a climax coming - hopefully one I don't regret.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 07:08 PM (32YRo)

181 I saw the Sick Braying Mules open for the E Street Group at Snooki's house in Jersey.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

182 Just paying for gas on a Ferrari 308 would probably keep him broke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:08 PM (ycWCI)

183
So what's the deal with Ilhan's sharia-compliant reproductive hardware? At best she feels nothing, but in general it's painful?

What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (2SC1U)

184 176
Greatest Higgins line of all time: "Well, Magnum, I see you've been beaten up again."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JCrfD)

---
"OH MY GOD, MAGNUM!"

- Higgins, every episode

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

185 He's hung like my brother! He's hung like my goat! He's hung like my brother! He's hung like my goat!

He's hung like my brother AND my goat!

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Y/Czk)

186 Stump broke

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (K22Va)

187 Having congressional leadership to WH with chairman of the chiefs, SecDef, et al is SOP in these situations. Not an "idea".


And I was about to say what JS said - tempo and nature of s**t is ramping up.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

188 Well, why shouldn't she use her office to enrich someone she knows? I don't get you people sometimes. It is the ENTIRE point behind power!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (80Uh3)

189 164
I used to think Omar was cute until I saw a much clearer picture of her. Good from far but FAR from good.



Compare her Twitter profile picture to any of the news agencies pictures.

Twitter:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4b849yw



Someone lightened her skin and narrowed her nose alae for her Twitter profile pic.



RAYCISSSSS!

Posted by: Al Roker at October 16, 2019 07:05 PM (9t0Zz)

Stunt cunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (jYnPD)

190 What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


She's a eunuch in the Forbidden City.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

191 Bernie Sanders is a WHAT?????!

Posted by: ILHAN OMAR at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (6RXtY)

192 He's hung like my brother AND my goat!


Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Y/Czk)

---
Forget it, Jake. It's Somali-town.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

193 177 speaking of which Massachusetts is thinking of banning balloons, yes kids balloons to the tune of a fine of $100.

legalinsurrection.com/massachusetts lawmakers consider banning balloons

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

194 The opening of the show where he was giving swimm lessons to that hottie in the lagoon... 80s TV at its best, damn

Here ya go:
https://youtu.be/LBIgXhiOpeQ?t=14

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2019 07:10 PM (9t0Zz)

195 183


So what's the deal with Ilhan's sharia-compliant reproductive hardware? At best she feels nothing, but in general it's painful?



What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (2SC1U)

They don't cut off the whole vulva, so far as I know. Right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 07:11 PM (jYnPD)

196 "OH MY GOD, MAGNUM!"

- Higgins, every episode
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

There is a good episode where Higgin's old squad, who committed a war crime by massacring an African village, are being killed one by one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ycWCI)

197 Come on man. Leave Obama alone that boy is as clean and arktiulik as any a black boy I seen in the poli.. politital urinal in a reel lon thyme. He talks well well very white. So I wood be pleased to be his cosenioruglar.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

198 Someone lightened her skin and narrowed her nose alae for her Twitter profile pic.

Just a ton of makeup and contouring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

199 Maryjane Rotten Crouch

Heh, fail.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2019 07:12 PM (9t0Zz)

200 Having congressional leadership to WH with chairman of the chiefs, SecDef, et al is SOP in these situations.

Was SOP. When there was at least a hint of seriousness on the Hill. Now? It's just an excuse to go OrangeManBad over and over again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 07:13 PM (JCrfD)

201 They also reused a lot of actors later on. The guy playing this slimy Naval Intelligence guy also played Buck Greene later on- also an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:13 PM (ycWCI)

202 So what's the deal with Ilhan's sharia-compliant reproductive hardware? At best she feels nothing, but in general it's painful?



What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (2SC1U)

---
Most arousal is mental.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

203 >>Just a ton of makeup and contouring.



Kardashian-level make-up/contouring.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 07:13 PM (bDqIh)

204 I think Trump told Nancy Pants to GF'd at the WH meeting because he's holding cards - cards she knows he's holding as well - hence the "freak-out" by Nancy Pants later - her blubbering was incoherent and childish, pretty much what you'd expect if someone just told you they're about to burn your entire doll house down.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (32YRo)

205 I used to think Omar was cute until I saw a much clearer picture of her. Good from far but FAR from good.

Compare her Twitter profile picture to any of the news agencies pictures.
........

I saw a better pic in Real-life Bugs and Insects.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

206 Maryjane Rotten Crouch

Crouching Maryjane, Leaping Perty Pink Panties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

207 speaking of which Massachusetts is thinking of banning balloons, yes kids balloons to the tune of a fine of $100.

*****

Always on the offensive. Take some here. Take some there.
Liberty dies the death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (axyOa)

208 A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episodes

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)

209 Magnum P.I. - only in the 80s could a guy have a moustache, wear cut off jeans, drive a convertible and live in a beach house with a distinguished older gentleman and not be gay.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

210 speaking of which Massachusetts is thinking of banning balloons, yes kids balloons to the tune of a fine of $100.

Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (JCrfD)

211 Most arousal is mental.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

But, doesn't that particular condition make it impossible to... arrive? Like being on a train to nowhere. While listening to the Eagles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (ycWCI)

212 So, blow up condoms for the kids. It's fun and they learn about how not to get AIDS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (jXrK7)

213 207
speaking of which Massachusetts is thinking of banning balloons, yes kids balloons to the tune of a fine of $100.



*****



Always on the offensive. Take some here. Take some there.

Liberty dies the death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (axyOa++++
Do they ban the people living in the streets? No, just the balloons.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (sIyWR)

214 hence the "freak-out" by Nancy Pants later - her blubbering was incoherent and childish, pretty much what you'd expect if someone just told you they're about to burn your entire doll house down.
Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 07:14 PM (32YRo)
---
Nancy Pantloadsi?

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

215 There is a good episode where Higgin's old squad,
who committed a war crime by massacring an African village, are being
killed one by one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ycWCI)

---
Some of the best moments in the show are when the guys relate to troubled veterans. Watched an episode last night (3rd season) about a former nurse turned doctor with PTSD framed for murder. Did the flashbacks of her being shelled.

The Vietnam scenes were a little cheesy, but the show was least addressing the fact that people who seek help were being stigmatized.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

216
Yeah, law "expert" after law "expert" on Fake News says since Barr was mentioned in the phone call, he MUST recuse himself!

And the next step is, of course, a Special Counsel.
They really think they can do the whole Russia Hoax all over again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (ir0g0)

217 Magnum P.I. - only in the 80s

...and every single decade previous to that

Yes, but he's also always dead broke.

That's the fun part - everything he has is borrowed. So chicks think he's loaded, and then Higgins shows up and wrecks his game.


Except you know when women say "I don't care if he's broke, as long as he's..."

They don't really mean that about normal guys. But Tom Selleck, yeah, they'd put up with the broke part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

218 Our rain might have ended but hear winds picking up

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

219 What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2019 07:09 PM (2SC1U)


****

I'm inclined to think she is doing exactly what she is told to do. Any deviation and she gets the beating.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (axyOa)

220 So one night I came home to my wife, Dr. Jill, with pig under my arm. You know one those cute little oinkers. And damn that pig smelled good.. real good. So I said this is the pig I been fucking and Dr. Jill said "Joe I'm not a pig." So I told her I was talking to you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

221 Have you seen Ilhan Omar's mug shot?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxomwkkf

Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sGotD)

222 209 Magnum P.I. - only in the 80s could a guy have a moustache, wear cut off jeans, drive a convertible and live in a beach house with a distinguished older gentleman and not be gay.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

I think in order for him to be gay, the distinguished elder English gentleman would have had to be played by Ian McKellan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ycWCI)

223 So what's the deal with Ilhan's sharia-compliant reproductive hardware? At best she feels nothing, but in general it's painful?


Depends on the particular set of renovations she got how much of the external superstructure is left, but she should have all the internal nerve endings she was born with, including the internal parts of the clit (aka, "the G spot.") The internet tells me that women can still have quite a bit of fun with those, if the man knows what he is doing.

Not having married I can't speak with first-hand experience, but putting 2 and 2 together I imagine that she can still have an orgasm. Maybe her new boyfriend has been talking lessons from some of the folks online who offer such things.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 16, 2019 07:17 PM (iTtBf)

224 What about cross state balloons that blow in from R.I.?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 16, 2019 07:17 PM (jXrK7)

225 her blubbering was incoherent and childish, pretty much what you'd expect if someone just told you they're about to burn your entire doll house down

"HE BURNED CHERYL'S SHE-SHED!!!!"
--Nancy Pelosi, blowing snot bubbles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)

226 209
Magnum P.I. - only in the 80s could a guy have a moustache, wear cut
off jeans, drive a convertible and live in a beach house with a
distinguished older gentleman and not be gay.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

---
He wasn't just "not gay" but the ne plus ultra of heterosexuality.

Just a reminder that a lot of what we now take to be "gay" isn't, we've just been programmed to think that people who do those things *should be* gay, and if they aren't, they're repressed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

227
Would you like to ban
My beautiful balloon?
Would you like to try
To pry it from my hands?

Posted by: Up Up & Away at October 16, 2019 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

228 PDJT is amazing. Remember the other day he got into it with the Boy Mayor of Trump rally came to the Target Center?
Now he says Trump and his supporters "made him feel like a woman". Apparently, he doesn't think highly of women.

https://tinyurl.com/yxos9mtl

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 16, 2019 07:19 PM (XlbwU)

229 https://tinyurl.com/y24bgm68

Nancy has resting dementia face.
Resting dementia facehttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184595335794036737

Posted by: 13times at October 16, 2019 07:19 PM (K3B2k)

230 speaking of which Massachusetts is thinking of banning balloons, yes kids balloons to the tune of a fine of $100.



Nena better watch her ass.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

231 The Vietnam scenes were a little cheesy, but the show was least addressing the fact that people who seek help were being stigmatized.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

Indeed. The line I am thinking of was where Higgins (who missed the massacre by hi squad because of a broken ankle(?) says something along the lines of: 'The lads should have faced court martial and answered for what they had done. As it is, they just had to live with it.'

It was a good window in how people deal with having done something wrong, they feel a psychological need to atone or be made to answer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (ycWCI)

232 Magnum P.I. - only in the 80s could a guy have a moustache, wear cut off jeans, drive a convertible and live in a beach house with a distinguished older gentleman and not be gay.

I tolerated Magnum's dalliances as long as he came home to daddy.

Posted by: Jonathan Quayle Higgins III, VC at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (9t0Zz)

233 Maryjane Rotten Crouch

Now that's just mean.

She's a slut, dang it, not a gymnast!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (EPzH/)

234 A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episodes

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM

What are you talking about?

Posted by: Love Boat/Fantasy Island night at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (I99aF)

235 Just a reminder that a lot of what we now take to be "gay" isn't, we've just been programmed to think that people who do those things *should be* gay, and if they aren't, they're repressed.

There was a Revolutionary War regiment that wore pink uniforms. Still considered a masculine color in those days...

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (iTtBf)

236 her blubbering was incoherent and childish, pretty much what you'd expect if someone just told you they're about to burn your entire doll house down

"HE BURNED CHERYL'S SHE-SHED!!!!"
--Nancy Pelosi, blowing snot bubbles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)

Literally lol now

Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Izzlo)

237 >>What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?


Good question.
Could be Maruna to diffuse accusations of Qatari ties (how could I be working on behalf of radical muslims when I am clearly not devout?).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

238 Schiff asked Volker if he thought Ukraine was pressured by trump. Volker said no. He could have screwed trump and said Yes. It is just an opinion question. Do you think? Schiff was pissed. Said Volker was making it harder than it needed to be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (dNzKv)

239 208
A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episodes

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)

Totally, Brion James was a great bad guy. CHiPs, Dukes, Magnum PI, Fall Guy

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (DjiZK)

240 Bob: Ok, Ilhan. This next question is for you: Where is the strangest place you ever made Whoopie?

Ilhan: In the ass!

Posted by: Bob Eubanks' The Siblingwed Game at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Vy7tf)

241 And Trump just keeps turning the dial higher.

Trump can afford a dial that goes way past 11 - made out of gold.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

242 They don't really mean that about normal guys. But Tom Selleck, yeah, they'd put up with the broke part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Depends how young they are - the young ones love "danger boy" with the looks, but burned a few times and dating a few now looking like Elvis in the later years, you wind up with "gold digger lady", looking for a silver tiger to pay her college debts and buy her a car. Works similarly for guys - but less so.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo)

243 237 >>What does she get out of an affair, other than some business or political influence?


Maybe the crazy kids are in love.

I mean. Serpent head and Matlin?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

244 https://tinyurl.com/y24bgm68

Nancy has resting dementia face.
Resting dementia facehttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184595335794036737
Posted by: 13times



Hah..."Do you think they like me?"

love dat mayn.

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 07:22 PM (tH5fk)

245 nood

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (tH5fk)

246 A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episode.
Love American Style.

Posted by: 13times at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (K3B2k)

247 A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episodes

Posted by: Skip

---

Harry Morgan played a cranky old general on MASH a couple years before he showed up as Col. Potter.

Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (DQebX)

248 PDJT is amazing. Remember the other day he got into it with the Boy Mayor of Trump rally came to the Target Center?
Now he says Trump and his supporters "made him feel like a woman". Apparently, he doesn't think highly of women.

-------

But their hair smells so pretty!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

249 Higgins really turned into an interesting character. The first season he didn't have much personality other than just huffy British butler guy. Later he became huffy British Guy who was an effective Magnum foil, then became huffy British Guy who had a badass history and secrets that were much more impressive than you expected.

I really liked that as a teenager, it taught me a lot about how to build a character and make him more than just a cliche or what he initially seemed. Magnum didn't grow or change a lot, he was pretty fully formed and complete, but Higgins was a very interesting dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

250 There was a Revolutionary War regiment that wore pink uniforms. Still considered a masculine color in those days...
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 16, 2019 07:20 PM (iTtBf)

----------

IIRC, The King's Own Furious Mincing Ponces.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (Cxofo)

251 A lot of tv series used actors as different characters in episodes

Posted by: Skip

----

And Squire Trelaine was also a Klingon.

Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (DQebX)

252 Harry Morgan played a cranky old general on MASH a couple years before he showed up as Col. Potter.

Yeah he was a hugely racist lunatic they finally got to show his true colors during a court martial. "Give us a number boy, its in your blood!"

I thought it was interesting they chose him to come back as a good guy stern Colonel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

253 Depends how young they are - the young ones love
"danger boy" with the looks, but burned a few times and dating a few now
looking like Elvis in the later years, you wind up with "gold digger
lady", looking for a silver tiger to pay her college debts and buy her a
car. Works similarly for guys - but less so.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo)

---
What stands out to me is the fact that Magnum has serious game. Always in control, always confident, and he makes his moves with calm assurance.

Lots of times he gets put in embarrassing situations and just grins his way out of it. That's catnip.

Selleck was an old-school star, the kind that radiate charm. He had presence. The show reflects that. Without him, it's crap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

254 Isn't this common practice in Congress? I seem to recall several candidates whose offspring have consulting contracts with the candidate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

255 really liked that as a teenager, it taught me a lot about how to build a character and make him more than just a cliche or what he initially seemed. Magnum didn't grow or change a lot, he was pretty fully formed and complete, but Higgins was a very interesting dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

Plus, it also showed how the charisma of an actor could actually make a one dimensional character more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:25 PM (ycWCI)

256 There was a Revolutionary War regiment that wore pink uniforms. Still considered a masculine color in those days...
Posted by: Grey Fox

---

Did their muskets go "Fop, fop, fop"?

...OK, well, "Fop... reload... fop... reload... fop."

Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 07:26 PM (DQebX)

257
PDJT is amazing. Remember the other day he got into it with the Boy Mayor of Trump rally came to the Target Center?
Now he says Trump and his supporters "made him feel like a woman". Apparently, he doesn't think highly of women.

https://tinyurl.com/yxos9mtl

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 16, 2019 07:19 PM (XlbwU)

Trump broke him. Her. It.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 07:26 PM (Z3XQO)

258 .> "Do you think they like me?"-- President Trump

He's just toying with them here.

But the gloves are now off. It's going to be bare knuckle brawling from here on out.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 16, 2019 07:27 PM (WHVt7)

259 Magnum: 2020 will be, uh, different.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

260 259 Magnum: 2020 will be, uh, different.
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

They did a remake in 2018. Saw nothing about it and have no desire to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2019 07:29 PM (ycWCI)

261 Whoopie Goldberg as Magnum. Learning to drive a stick.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 07:31 PM (RuIsu)

262



nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 07:31 PM (bN4Ss)

263 So BroFo has to pay for dick? That makes sense.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (5fSr7)

264 Omar is Muslim. She knows that the penalty for adultery is stoning. It won't be long now before she walks on to the House floor wearing a suicide vest.

Posted by: Jamal at October 17, 2019 01:00 AM (sg4mJ)

265 Omar is not a muslim, she is not a lefty. She is a scam artist, a con man, a grifter.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at October 20, 2019 08:16 AM (hrHLc)

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