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The Newest Alt-Right Nazi Russian-Propagated Meme That's Literally Ripping Our Republic in Twain: "Beto Is a Furry"

Via Instapundit, Politico is in full melt-down mode over a twitter user calling himself "Comfortably Smug" who cheekily started posting "Beto is a furry" after video of "Beto" in a sheep mask and fuzzy onesie surfaced.

In an article titled, "The hidden menace threatening Democrats’ bid to beat Trump in 2020," Politico breathlessly reports on DNC social media police, The Warriors on the Walls of Freedom, James Bondishly preventing the next Russian Invasion:


After the September debate, DNC Tech sent out a summary of suspicious activity it spotted by monitoring Twitter. The party found that a Twitter thread by Beto O'Rourke was the target of "dogpiling," the technical term for when trolls coordinate on one thread to dominate the candidate’s mentions.

"Technical term"? You mean, "slang"?

The technical term for what you just did is "made an oopsie."


The Beto dogpile concerned a popular meme that says Beto is a furry.

Not everything deserves a response. When the DNC reached out and reported the furry dogpile to Beto's campaign, the DNC staffer noted, "I haven't flagged this activity to Twitter as I think the backlash to any action taken by them might be worse than the current activity."

In addition to the dogpile, the DNC reported after the September debate "[a]t least three new right-wing narratives targeting candidates," and that there was a "direct threat to one candidate, which Twitter removed in the early morning following the debate."



Meanwhile, the Babylon Bee has a huge scoop about that hyper-violent video of Trump shooting up a church: Apparently, the video was doctored.

Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis

...

Our video experts quickly recognized this as a fake. Trump's neck is not properly aligned once again. Furthermore, his Calypso Orange skin tone does not match the paler skin tone of the source image, providing more evidence that this footage was tampered with.

But the real smoking gun here is the gentleman with the Vice News logo for a face. At first glance, it appears his head was actually surgically removed and that he had the logo implanted on his neck. But further review appears to prove that this was all doctored in post. You can tell because the face appears to only move in two dimensions, as though someone just downloaded the Vice News logo from Google images and added it to the footage using Windows Movie Maker.

If this is "doctored" video, it's gotta be the greatest forgery I've ever seen.

People should literally be hanged for this outrageous attempt to insert Russian Movie Memes into our important national discussion about which Republicans should be put into the camps first.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:56 PM




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1
Beto is a faerie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

2
Whoa!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 16, 2019 02:57 PM (OSU98)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

5 Yowsah!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (OSU98)

6 Beto is still running? Has he ever gotten higher then 5%?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (B06Zw)

7 Beto is a furry!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (wiXsO)

8


Read the content, fail to get first.

Worth the tradeoff.

Beta is a furry.

Posted by: imp at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (w+Z9D)

9 It's furries all the way down.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (vtcmf)

10 Corgis called.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (ayFCE)

11 Beto Bone Tomahawk.

Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (OR8aV)

12 Furries and trannies, trannies and furries.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (vtcmf)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

14 What is the over/under on time before Beta is divorced after his campaign is finally euthanized?

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Be to is rabbit as raping fury who knows he will eventually catch a bullet at O'dark thirty in some farmer's barn.


That is why he hates guns.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (1g7ch)

16 Thanks spell check!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (1g7ch)

17 >>14 What is the over/under on time before Beta is divorced after his campaign is finally euthanized?
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

"...amid charges of his wife's infidelity..."

Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (OR8aV)

18 I wonder if, after Trump wins, they'll claim the 2020 election is invalid again. Nah.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (9qU63)

19 Who wouldn't dogpile a young man in bunny suit? C'mon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (yRAFu)

20 Furries. Yiff. In. Hell.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

21 Calling a nobody, fucked-up asshole a "furry" is a "hidden menace," but attempting to convince the American public that the sitting president is a foreign agent and traitor is just A-OK!!!!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (vg8iE)

22 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KNsKs)

23 And mere truth is no defense!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

24 I have it on good authority that Robert Francis O'Rourke is, in fact, a furry.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (aS1PU)

25 "Protect all of the Democrat candidates! Even those that are polling in the negatives!" cried the media.

"Oh thank you, thank you!" sobbed Booker. "Protect me from Angry Amy!"

"Angry Amy?" the media replied, a quiver in its voice. "You're on your own, Spartacus." And with that the media fled the field.

"Nooooooo!" wailed the doomed Spartacus as the shadow of his Doom, salad comb in hand, loomed over him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

26 9 It's furries all the way down.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (vtcmf)

So is a stack of furries called a dogpile?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

27 I was gonna say I'd like to sniff his hairballs, but I don't do that shit no more.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

28 my hunch is his FIL is about to pull the plug on his daughter's nuisance

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (XTiHL)

29 Friendship is special.

Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (OR8aV)

30 18 I wonder if, after Trump wins, they'll claim the 2020 election is invalid again. Nah.
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Nope. Nancy will no longer be Speaker and the Gang will be asking who ass raped them. Losing 40 seats in Congress will bring some sobriety to the remainers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (yRAFu)

31
Totes accidental, my getting first. Granddaughter disturbed computer mouse.

Beto is a faerie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

32 So kind of like how Biden threatened to withhold money from Ukraine if they did not fire the prosecutor, Dems/media are going with the who are you going to believe us or your lying eyes on the Beto is a furry thing.

I mean, he is right there in an animal costume.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (9VeU0)

33 So is a stack of furries called a dogpile?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)


"furpile". Calling it a "dogpile" is speciest.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (wCmLp)

34 Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (NTkSq)

35 Dennis Prager has been playing sound clips of the debate, what a bunch of idiots

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (ZCEU2)

36 I bet Blutto can't even spell 'In-N-Out-Burger' without spotting him n's and r's.

That Beta probably thinks "Yeah, my legs are a bit furry"...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (zL/eJ)

37 30 I wonder if, after Trump wins, they'll claim the 2020 election is invalid again. Nah.
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Nope. Nancy will no longer be Speaker and the Gang will be asking who ass raped them. Losing 40 seats in Congress will bring some sobriety to the remainers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (yRAFu)

==========

Losing moderate Democrats will not moderate the caucus.

They will get louder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)

38 my hunch is his FIL is about to pull the plug on his daughter's nuisance
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Seriously. How could you sit back complacently knowing a total piece of fucking shit was going to end up with all your money one day. I'd liquidate everything and set fire to the money before I ever let that trashbucket get his hands on it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

39 These controversies are literally tearing our country apart!!!1!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (so+oy)

40 28 my hunch is his FIL is about to pull the plug on his daughter's nuisance
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I've had the thought that daddy put him in the race knowing full well what an absolute twat he was and how that would make the Dem party look like total twats. Billionaires typically think more than two steps ahead.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (yRAFu)

41 If Trump wins in November, December is going to be one interesting fucking month.

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

42 But he's so Kennedyeque!! And he skateboards!!!!

- 1/2 Drunk Upper Middle Class Moms

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 16, 2019 03:04 PM (FiUMj)

43 26
9 It's furries all the way down.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (vtcmf)



So is a stack of furries called a dogpile?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

Smear the queer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:04 PM (jYnPD)

44 How about "Beto fed his wife a baby turd," then?
Or barring that, "Beto fled the scene of a drunk-driving incident?"
Or barring that, "Beto is obviously a tweaker?"

Plenty wrong with Beto. Calling out any of it would get the woke folks' dander up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (I2dne)

45 Kurt Schlichter is ON FIRE. He got a Turkey not a Normandy into a Trump presser, and now his furry Beto is a threat to the Republic.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (9VeU0)

46 38 my hunch is his FIL is about to pull the plug on his daughter's nuisance
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Seriously. How could you sit back complacently knowing a total piece of fucking shit was going to end up with all your money one day. I'd liquidate everything and set fire to the money before I ever let that trashbucket get his hands on it.
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I'd bet Beto had to sign a pre-nup. Rich dads know their children's weaknesses and protect them from themselves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (yRAFu)

47 Losing moderate Democrats will not moderate the caucus.

They will get louder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)


They will become more selective and pure in their membership, holding their meetings in the corner booth at IHOP.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

48 are there any moderate dems in the house? I thought Shit Midas got of them with the Obamacare deal.

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (XTiHL)

49 The Babylon Bee, as Insty says, is now the paper of record.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (pw+jk)

50 Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis
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snopes.com rates this as mostly false.

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (V1EP1)

51 How could you sit back complacently knowing a total piece of fucking shit was going to end up with all your money one day.

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It will go into her trust, not his. By the time it does, he will probably be useless to her, as it turns out the O'Rourke family will not be the next Kennedy family.

Posted by: SH at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (sX1BW)

52 41 If Trump wins in November, December is going to be one interesting fucking month.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Is a fucking month like a harvest moon? Like it comes once every 6 years and is keyed to the lunar cycle or something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

53
21 Calling a nobody, fucked-up asshole a "furry" is a "hidden menace," but attempting to convince the American public that the sitting president is a foreign agent and traitor is just A-OK!!!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2019 03:01 PM (vg8iE)


Wait ... wait ... "furry", "hidden menace", "furry", "hidden menace" ...

FELLERS! I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A NEW SW NINE PART SERIES!

Furries All the Way Down!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

54 Beto is a furry. A furry that likes it up the butt.

Posted by: Futa Pony at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

55 psst, not a russian movie meme, it was Colin Firth in "Kingsmen".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)

56 But he's so Kennedyeque!! And he skateboards!!!!

-
JFK was a furry?!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (+y/Ru)

57 Is this like "Men who dress up as mice"?

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RuIsu)

58 42 But he's so Kennedyeque!! And he skateboards!!!!

- 1/2 Drunk Upper Middle Class Moms

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 16, 2019 03:04 PM (FiUMj)


The polling suggests they aren't enamored of him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

59 Beto is worse than a furry he his a lying totalitarian commie anti american open borders criminal cunt. but I can add furry to the list.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (0OmEj)

60 Our propaganda organs need to be reminded that Pravda and the NKVD had different jurisdictions and tasks. America's KGB needs to tell the mediots "keep in your lanes, bros."

Oh, yeah:

#betoisafurry

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (iw59Q)

61 49 The Babylon Bee, as Insty says, is now the paper of record.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (pw+jk)

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Not bad for a Christian satire site.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RU4sa)

62
Comfortably Smug.


Awesome song by Pink Floyd.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

63 LOLGFY... with a barbed pineapple - sideways.

And while you're at it Mr. Furry - perhaps you should learn to code no?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 16, 2019 03:07 PM (8SR1L)

64 So, if a Republican says someone is a furry, that's a crime because being a furry is bad? I thought everything deviant is good? So really, shouldn't the Republican be patted on the back for noticing how special Beto is and celebrating his furry-ness?

Posted by: shibumi at October 16, 2019 03:07 PM (2KYgn)

65 Smug is one of the better follows these days.

Posted by: SH at October 16, 2019 03:07 PM (sX1BW)

66 Losing moderate Democrats will not moderate the caucus.

They will get louder.
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So who will be the Minority Leader of the House? My bet is Steny Hoyer. He is not disposed to nuttery.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)

67
Beto will have his one Poucha Pond Bridge moment soon.

He'll fail, too, and reveal his true character for all to see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

68 if Beta was in a swinger's scrum and some hang down slapped him across the lips, you're telling me he wouldn't do a sample ???

come the fuck on , man

It's BETA

Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (AQBtr)

69 Is there something wrong about being a furry?
Isn't America ready for it's historical first, furry first family?

Posted by: Alice McD at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (fWdPl)

70 what's really funny here is that Politico is doing the typical click-bait game of saying "oh this is so horrible? Why are people spreading this story?" and then generating traffic by showing it to everyone and spreading the story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

71 THe reason they are upset with the furry thing is that... it hits below the belt. Its making people mock and dislike him around their defenses, it gets past the Media and Pop Culture armor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

72 37 30 I wonder if, after Trump wins, they'll claim the 2020 election is invalid again. Nah.
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Nope. Nancy will no longer be Speaker and the Gang will be asking who ass raped them. Losing 40 seats in Congress will bring some sobriety to the remainers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:02 PM (yRAFu)

==========

Losing moderate Democrats will not moderate the caucus.

They will get louder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)
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This is turning out to be a replay of what happened in Wisconsin when Walker got elected. The Dem's thought the answer was to move to the extreme left and they paid the price for several elections before they decided to moderate.

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

73
So who will be the Minority Leader of the House? My bet is Steny Hoyer. He is not disposed to nuttery.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)


Has surprise anal caused us to forget phrasing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

74 Beto is Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (hKi6n)

75 If the sheep mask and fuzzy onesie fits . . . .

Somebody was asking yesterday about the status of Hunter Biden's paternity suit. Th DM is reporting that Hunter Biden and the woman now have a Dec. 2 hearing date to address the issue of DNA testing (to confirm baby mama's claim that Hunter is the dad) as well as temporary child support.

I guess her process server found the dirtbag.

The woman was a grad student at GWU in D.C., so Biden probably met her while he was trolling for trim in local bars (he has an office in D.C.). He was screwing her while he was also screwing his dead brother's wife.

That Joe Biden sure knows how to parent, eh? What lovely kids he raised.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (k4dH2)

76 Next debate can we expect Beto to prance around the stage in costume?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

77 Obligatory.


Thanks, Smokey. NSFW.

https://youtu.be/IH-AXXwnllw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (jYnPD)

78 If Beto is a furry with a billionaire father in law, does that mean Ace has a chance to marry up?

"Ain't a costume babe, I'm all Ewok."
*girl swoons* "You had me at hairball."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

79 Wait till the MSM finds out Schlichter is telling people to buy guns and ammo.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (9VeU0)

80 76 Next debate can we expect Beto to prance around the stage in costume?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

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I'd tune in to watch that.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (RU4sa)

81 We have introduced legislation to make any criticism of a democrat a federal crime.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (pw+jk)

82 omg klaftern the mouse-men thing ...damn this is an OLD reference! Python for the win!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (Rarvo)

83 I thought the technical term was fisting.

Posted by: SH at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

84 Seriously. How could you sit back complacently knowing a total piece of fucking shit was going to end up with all your money one day. I'd liquidate everything and set fire to the money before I ever let that trashbucket get his hands on it.
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I'd bet Beto had to sign a pre-nup. Rich dads know their children's weaknesses and protect them from themselves.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (yRAFu)


I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (wCmLp)

85 6 Beto is still running? Has he ever gotten higher then 5%?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (B06Zw)

__________


Beta is a "less than 5%" Furry!

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (6qFry)

86 Beto is worse than a furry he his a lying totalitarian commie anti american open borders criminal cunt. but I can add furry to the list.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 16, 2019 03:06 PM (0OmEj)


He's just an idiot.

He is the Gavin Newsome of Texas.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

87 Next debate can we expect Beto to prance around the stage in costume?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (a0IVu)


Odd are, he won't be there.

He'll be holding a rally down the street.

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

88 America's KGB needs to tell the mediots "keep in your lanes, bros."
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Umm, the FBI/CIA funds Fusion GPS. Its more like the media needs to tell the Secret Police to stop going Big Box Marketing and spread the wealth around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (yRAFu)

89 47 Losing moderate Democrats will not moderate the caucus.

They will get louder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)


They will become more selective and pure in their membership, holding their meetings in the corner booth at IHOP.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenme

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It's ultimately what helped keep Democrats out of majority control of the House for so long. The party lost its moderate wing and had trouble for nearly a decade connecting with voters again.

Looks like Democrats want to get back to that status.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (q80AH)

90 74 Beto is Jar Jar Binks.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (hKi6n)

Meesa deeeeeply insulted.

Posted by: Jar-Jar at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

91 I'd tune in to watch that.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (RU4sa)

Me too. Haven't watched any of their debates but I'll watch that one.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

92 Can someone please explain what is "dogpiling" vs. what the MSM blue check brigade instantly tweets about something/retweets their twitter pals (see: Covington kid going viral in twitter) - and why one is a menace 2 society and the other is just another day in MSM newsgathering?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

93
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Posted by: Poet Laureate Bobby O'Rourke at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

94 He is the Gavin Newsome of Texas.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

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Beto's not the governor of Texas.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (RU4sa)

95 He'll be holding a rally down the street.

Walking on tops of cars, talking to tens of people about how hes going to John Wayne doors open and take their guns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

96 Beto is polling in the 2s. I think he will soon be overtaken by Yang.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (9VeU0)

97 Related:

McConnell's Democratic challenger has raised over 90% of her money from out of state.

They're dumping millions of dollars into a lost cause. Again.

Seriously, these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (q80AH)

98 Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (k3F6P)

99 We're gonna need a bigger tube of Hairball Remedy.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (RuIsu)

100 Me either, IC.

I like my TV.

I'd like to keep it around for a bit.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (RU4sa)

101 Basically the right wing isn't allowed to have narratives.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (ev02w)

102 Think the "buried lede" in this story is that . . . the DNC has a tech team that actively monitors twitter trends and requests account cancellations on users who make Democrats look bad.

Does that kinda sound like DNC-Twitter collusion, and the opposite of free speech???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

103 Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis

haha, hilarious

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (vEIlU)

104 94
He is the Gavin Newsome of Texas.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)



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Beto's not the governor of Texas.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (RU4sa)

He IS the asshole of Texas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (jYnPD)

105 90 74 Beto is Jar Jar Binks.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (hKi6n)

Meesa deeeeeply insulted.

Posted by: Jar-Jar at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)


Yeah, Jar-Jar actually got to be a senator, which is more than Beto has.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

106 It is impossible for me to accept that any sane, normal, mature adult could have a conversation with Beto without thinking, "There is something wrong with that child."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (LxqES)

107 He IS the asshole of Texas.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (jYnPD)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (RU4sa)

108

I thought they finally took Comfortably Smug down on twitter. Good to see she is still there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (vEIlU)

109 Next debate can we expect Beto to prance around the stage in costume?
Posted by: IC

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Didn't he pretty much do that last night?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (Y4EXg)

110 It will go into her trust, not his. By the time it does, he will probably be useless to her, as it turns out the O'Rourke family will not be the next Kennedy family.
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Yeah, but his grandkids still have that furry freak's DNA.

That's gotta suck.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (k4dH2)

111 WaPo Whopper of the Day!

WaPo misquoted Trump.

https://bit.ly/2IURiQM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)

112 I'm furry too. You know, down there.

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

113 He is the Gavin Newsome of Texas.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

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Beto's not the governor of Texas.
Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:11 PM (RU4sa)


No, but they're both reeds blowing in the wind. And they're both idiots.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

114 Who is this "Betoff" of whom you speak?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (3OZYh)

115 We are on the front lines fighting for freedom to lie, cheat, and just make shit up. We need some kind of federal protection.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (pw+jk)

116 Basically the right wing isn't allowed to have narratives.

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Something went wrong with the Twitter creation. Not only did it allow Trump to rise to the top, the right is using to "dogpile" (is that the technical term? never heard of if), and it is also being used to get journalist fired.

Posted by: SH at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (sX1BW)

117 I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
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I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

118 Beto boy is Trudeau south. No Y chromosome.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (8Unxl)

119
Is there any way to work Boffa Dees Nutz into this narrative?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (pNxlR)

120 106 It is impossible for me to accept that any sane, normal, mature adult could have a conversation with Beto without thinking, "There is something wrong with that child."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (LxqES)

It's when he starts doing the Ministry of Silly Walks thing. People just start to question his stability.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

121 This is turning out to be a replay of what happened in Wisconsin when Walker got elected. The Dem's thought the answer was to move to the extreme left and they paid the price for several elections before they decided to moderate.
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

Assuming that this vintage of Dems does get defeated in the ballot box in 2020, who could possibly pose as the moderate that will get them back in power?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (iuFgi)

122 Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis
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This is just part of the cover-up.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (LxqES)

123 This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. And I say this, as someone trapped in a hospital waiting room, watching mouthbreathers hanging onto every word some wymyn on something called "The Talk" on the TV were saying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

124 I think Beto is Incel is much more likely.

Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (MxEKc)

125 Well, I'm glad BetoJuice has nothing else to worry about apart from some people thinking he's a Furry.

Like, thinking maybe he's a rich drunk driving phone time stealing hacker mama's boy that was rescued by his daddy when the shit got too real for his revolutionary candy ass.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (37IEG)

126 I rate Beto as mostly furry

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (786Ro)

127 Fredo O'Rourke

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

128 Who is his rich wife anyway? Too lazy to look - is she hot?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

129
I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
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I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)


Joke and Joker, Incel Hunters

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (pNxlR)

130 We have introduced legislation to make any criticism of a democrat a federal crime.


Posted by: The Democrat Party at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM


To be completely honest, I don't put this past them. The EU has already criminalized the criticism of islam, so this isn't out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: shibumi at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (2KYgn)

131 They prefer the term Animal Inhabitor.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (9qU63)

132 Dumb and Dumber: Weekend at Bernie's

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (RU4sa)

133 Beto likes ANAL SEX!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (8Unxl)

134 I'd bet Beto had to sign a pre-nup. Rich dads know their children's weaknesses and protect them from themselves.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:05 PM (yRAFu)


I'd take one look at him and make him sign a pre-nup. Also to insure his life heavily. Just in case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (3OZYh)

135 I give Beto four furries.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (iw59Q)

136 I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (wCmLp)

Would you believe that Beto and rino Congressman Will Hurd ALREADY did that road trip, to campaign for Beto?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtBZSn-Be1w

never trumpers are saying "oh it is so sad that GOP Congressman Will Hurd is retiring!" but I say "get that liberal never trumping piece of shit out of the House NOW! Don't care if his seat goes dem (it will).

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

137 lol google furry

Posted by: dj3way at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (bhPL1)

138 Whether Beto is a furry or not a furry, that is the least of his problems.

He's ratshit insane, for starters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (sy5kK)

139 94
He is the Gavin Newsome of Texas.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)
........

Without all the expensive hair products.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

140 Beto isn't a furry. He has a landing strip.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (ev02w)

141 I'd feel like such a failure if either of my daughters had married a worthless goof like Blotto.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (y7DUB)

142 Was That Video Of Trump Shooting His Political Foes In The Face Doctored? An In-Depth Analysis

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Dang. And here all my dem friends were sayyThe Smoking Gun...Literally!
They're gonna have the sadz.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (axyOa)

143 Completely honest here, I think calling Beto a furry is about as kind as anyone can get. He's so many other things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (jUVms)

144 Why do they care if this meme get traction? Only NPCs will know what it means anyway.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (EPzH/)

145
The catacombs of my head produce the most wonderful dreams and visions. I feel that I am one with my intellect and my soul. It was during these dreams and visions that I concocted a notion. It started as something small at first, but after every dream it grew stronger, until the urge had become too great. No longer could this strong desire in my mind be suppressed. Recognizing this fact, my one and only goal in life became the termination of everything that was free and loving. Only I could realize the true value of loving and expression. Only in my dreams.

This feeling pervaded everything in my life, yet the first few months after realizing my goal, I had done nothing. Then one day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. I knew, however, that
this happiness and sense of freedom were much too overwhelming for them. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head. My dream was abruptly ended when I heard a loud banging on the front window. It was an old man, who was using his cane to awaken me. He might have been a witness to my act of love. I was not sure, nor did I care. It was simply ecstasy. As I drove home, I envisioned myself committing more of these "acts of love", and after a while, I had no trouble carrying them out.

The more people I killed, the longer my dreams were. I soon quit my job, and stayed at my house in an almost comatose state. My dreams grew longer and more vivid. They kept me alive and proved to be the only thing to live for. I had killed nearly 38 people by the time of my twenty-third birthday, and each one was more fulfilling than the last.

I was never really surprised at how I evaded the police. My dreams had taken over my life, and they guided me through the right path, and I never had need for fear of police. Or anything, for that matter.

Posted by: Poet Laureate Bobby O'Rourke at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

146 123 This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. And I say this, as someone trapped in a hospital waiting room, watching mouthbreathers hanging onto every word some wymyn on something called "The Talk" on the TV were saying.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

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You do have earbuds or headphones, right?

There is no ways I'd sit in any VA waiting area without a pair or two.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (RU4sa)

147 Beto and Hunter coast to coast road trip with the ghost of Edward Milhouse Kennedy for a navigation system.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (RuIsu)

148 I think Beto is Incel is much more likely.
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (MxEKc)

Nah. He's a dork, but you'd be surprised at how many chicks dig guys who look like that.

But he also looks like the type who doesn't even want to fuck.
Too much work.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (NFEMn)

149 I am not exactly sure what a furry is. I am supposing it is a dress-up costume in the mode of your favorite animal and used in some sort of bizarre sexual routine. I believe the people who have to engage in these get-ups have severely low libido levels and must use imitation stimulants to attain any kind of sexual charge.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (sIyWR)

150 117 I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
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I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

Coke and Cokier
Thelma and Luis
Route 666
The Flying Dorrito Brothers

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

151 106 It is impossible for me to accept that any sane, normal, mature adult could have a conversation with Beto without thinking, "There is something wrong with that child."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:12 PM (LxqES)


Ah, the Greta Thunberg effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (3OZYh)

152 Assuming that this vintage of Dems does get defeated in the ballot box in 2020, who could possibly pose as the moderate that will get them back in power?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (iuFgi)


My theory is that Gabbard is trying to thread that needle: seem not crazy to conservative Dems and blue collar workers, while still appealing to some of the base. She and Sinema both seem to be trying to stake out that position.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (wCmLp)

153 138 Whether Beto is a furry or not a furry, that is the least of his problems.

He's ratshit insane, for starters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (sy5kK)

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For him, I imagine that he's unemployable is the biggest problem.

I mean, his wife can't stay with him for his looks, can she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (q80AH)

154 >> THe reason they are upset with the furry thing is that... it hits below the belt. Its making people mock and dislike him around their defenses, it gets past the Media and Pop Culture armor.




Well said.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

155 Assuming that this vintage of Dems does get defeated in the ballot box in 2020, who could possibly pose as the moderate that will get them back in power?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (iuFgi)

Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

156 Beto is the Charlie to Hunter's Dennis Reynolds

JuliAn Castro is the Frank

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (Rarvo)

157 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

158 I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Beto and Hunter's Excellent Adventure

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (LxqES)

159 Beto denies he's a furry - which is exactly what a furry would say.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (oZ6kz)

160 133 Beto likes ANAL SEX!!!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (8Unxl)

It's really no surprise.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

161 Posted by: Poet Laureate Bobby O'Rourke at October 16, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6q)
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Downright Vogon in quality.

https://youtu.be/Ih-3vK2qLls

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)

162 Do Furries Dream of Beto Sheep?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

163 "Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling'".

Sorry, but it's incredibly technical.

Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (eAZVt)

164 -
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4 What is the over/under on time before Beta is divorced after his campaign is finally euthanized?

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)



"...amid charges of his wife's infidelity..."

Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM

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No, no. My wife's infidelity is the part I like best.

Posted by: Beto The Not-Furry at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (pMGkg)

165 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC
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An unfortunate pledge made at a bath house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (LxqES)

166 Buy more ammo.

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (xnvzL)

167 Ah, the Greta Thunberg effect.


seriously that young lady is twitching and stimming all over - are we not supposed to notice? I just feel bad for her.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (Rarvo)

168 "Persons of Fur"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (c9LgJ)

169 Fellas, he's not a furry. Not per se. He just provides a service to a wealthy patron. It is a private matter.

He is, well, a squat cobbler.

So give him his space.

Posted by: THE Mall Ninja at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (Fu3Yb)

170 Wait, are you trying to say White Rich Cis Europenis Male Robert O'Rourke is out there appropriating not only Hispanic culture, but Animal Kingdom culture TOO?

ZOMG!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

171 Beto tried some grade school Spanish last night at the least opportune moment. I would guess Castro got a kick out of it. Beto was answering something about Ukraine and threw in a Spanish word for no apparent reason. I guess that was from his debate prep but he couldn't find the right opportunity. I believe the word was Ademas. But again, he was talking about Ukraine. No one reacted at all, but i did. It was funny.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (n13/j)

172 138 Whether Beto is a furry or not a furry, that is the least of his problems.

He's ratshit insane, for starters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (sy5kK)

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Yeah, but him and his peeps all butthurt over his furry habits, is the gigantic cherry on this lunatic sundae.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (RU4sa)

173 My theory is that Gabbard is trying to thread that needle: seem not crazy to conservative Dems and blue collar workers, while still appealing to some of the base. She and Sinema both seem to be trying to stake out that position.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile



Catfight?

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (786Ro)

174 152 Assuming that this vintage of Dems does get defeated in the ballot box in 2020, who could possibly pose as the moderate that will get them back in power?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 16, 2019 03:14 PM (iuFgi)

My theory is that Gabbard is trying to thread that needle: seem not crazy to conservative Dems and blue collar workers, while still appealing to some of the base. She and Sinema both seem to be trying to stake out that position.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (wCmLp)

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It's been a while since they were led by an actual Russian stooge.

You'd have to go all the way back to...2016. Nice change of pace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (q80AH)

175 149 I am not exactly sure what a furry is. I am supposing it is a dress-up costume in the mode of your favorite animal and used in some sort of bizarre sexual routine. I believe the people who have to engage in these get-ups have severely low libido levels and must use imitation stimulants to attain any kind of sexual charge.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (sIyWR)

Morons here put me to some edumacation on this - apparently its folks who dress up as furry animals and have sex while in costume.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

176 Beto likes ANAL SEX!!!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM (8Unxl)

It's really no surprise.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (RD7QR)


Surprised the hell out of the otter.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (axyOa)

177 157
good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

Who cares? Sit back and let shit-midas work his magic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (jYnPD)

178 lol google furry
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Just think, 20 years ago, these words would have made no sense.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (vg8iE)

179 Lighten up, Robert Francis

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

180 129
I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
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I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

Joke and Joker, Incel Hunters
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My Brother's Funeral?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (yRAFu)

181 In my novel, The Sound and the Furry, I modeled Benjy after Beto.

Posted by: Zombie William Faulkner at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (IttZ7)

182 I thought Beto was into scat porn.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (9fNWb)

183
I like this idea. Dumb and Dumber Part Deux?
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Beto and Hunter's Excellent Adventure

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (LxqES)

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Paunchy and the Crisco Kid


(If youre too old to get the reference, yaall can git offa muh lawn.)

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

184 Balls Of Deep Furry?

Posted by: markoni at October 16, 2019 03:19 PM (IIEz7)

185 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC

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Unless Shit Midas' superpower went away after he left office, Trudeau's gonna lose.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RU4sa)

186 Beto identifies as Fuzzy Wuzzy. And he loves to get porked in the squeaker by Poo Bear.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (8Unxl)

187 154 >> THe reason they are upset with the furry thing is that... it hits below the belt. Its making people mock and dislike him around their defenses, it gets past the Media and Pop Culture armor.

Well said.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (bDqIh)


The meme has legs because ... it's plausible. A guy who'd try to feed his wife a baby turd is capable of anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (3OZYh)

188 177 157
good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

Who cares? Sit back and let shit-midas work his magic.
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Defenders of male butt sex stick together?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (yRAFu)

189 It's funny that Democrats believe removing all filters and opining that all out war against the American people is an electoral winner.

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (xnvzL)

190 Goodness gracious, great balls of fur!

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RuIsu)

191 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

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Blacker than Biden?

Posted by: SH at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

192
Who cares? Sit back and let shit-midas work his magic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (jYnPD)

You're right, I had forgotten about his anti-golden touch. Trudeau is toast.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

193 and that little girl was Robert Francis O'Rourke

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (c9LgJ)

194
Errr, isn't Comfortably Smug one of us, a member of Teh Horde? Somehow that rings a bell. But my memory isn't what it used to be, turning 29 is a bitch.

Oh well...

One of us, one of us, we accept you! Gooble gobble!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (veoSD)

195 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

Better question is, why is Trudeau accepting his endorsement?
Obama is a L-O-S-E-R

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (NFEMn)

196 >>I smell the setup to a buddy comedy flick. Beto gets kicked out of the house and he and Hunter Biden take a road trip cross-country.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Dumb and Dumber has already been done.

Posted by: Aviator at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (2cuLk)

197 187
The meme has legs because ... it's plausible. A guy who'd try to feed his wife a baby turd is capable of anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (3OZYh)

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Yes, he almost won against Ted Cruz.

Fuck you, Democrats of Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)

198 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

199 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

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American collusion! American collusion!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

200 Obama doesn't have the best endorsement record.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (n13/j)

201 I'm assuming being a Furry is less embarrassing than being a Bronie.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (9fNWb)

202 Beto is still running? Has he ever gotten higher then 5%?
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (B06Zw)


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The night I ran from the police after my car accident. I was higher than 5%!

Posted by: Robert Francis O' Rourke at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (/Njku)

203 92 Can someone please explain what is "dogpiling" vs. what the MSM blue check brigade instantly tweets about something/retweets their twitter pals
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I saw an episode of CSI once where the victim was a furry. They explained some of the terminology. I don't remember it all, but "scritching" was when they scratch and pet and groom each other, and they also do a piling thing where they all swarm together and grope each other and masturbate (themselves and each other), but I don't recall if that was called "dogpiling" or something else. The whole thing is so creepy and weird. It's basically disturbed individuals who lack the social skills and self-esteem to interact normally with other humans, so they hide behind the costumes and the made-up "furry" character identities.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (k4dH2)

204 198 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

I larfed.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (a0IVu)

205 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?


They've both pretended to be black?

( I denounce myself! )

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (786Ro)

206 "Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"


It ist verry komplicated und technical. I am afrraid sthat it vould take hours und hours of complexx kalkulations.

Posted by: Zombie Albert Einstein at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (gmo/4)

207 Obama doesn't have the best endorsement record.


Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (n13/j)


We don't call him Sh*t Midas for nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

208 Morons here put me to some edumacation on this - apparently its folks who dress up as furry animals and have sex while in costume.
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)


*types*
*deletes*

This isn't the ONT so I'll shut up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

209 My theory is that Gabbard is trying to thread that needle: seem not crazy to conservative Dems and blue collar workers, while still appealing to some of the base. She and Sinema both seem to be trying to stake out that position.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


****

A good theory. In 10 years the Clinton grasp on the party will be done. Obumbles is in no position to become the powerbroker in spite of the leftward lurch of the party. It is a good time for younger members to stake out the middle.
A gamble? Sure. But huge upside.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (axyOa)

210 Whether Beto is a furry or not a furry, that is the least of his problems.

Sure, but the best way to destroy the insane left is to let everyone see how ridiculous they are and get people laughing at them. That's why they hate memes.

And no, Furries aren't necessarily about sex. They just like to create an alternate persona (a "fursona") that they then role play and live out. Some do it for fun, some think they are really a cat trapped in a human body, some think its kinky and sexy to have cat ears, etc.

Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

211
Beto is a Furian???



*blink*


He looks NOTHING like Riddick.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

212 Urban dictionary definition of "dogpile":

A disagreement on an Internet message board wherein one person says something wrong or offensive, and a large number of people comment in response to tell the person how wrong and/or horrible they are, and continue to disparage the original commenter beyond any reasonable time limit.

People commenting at the same time, without realizing others are jumping on the person as well, do not make a dogpile. The requirement is to join in with an angry group to yell at an easy target or to get popularity points for being seen to agree with the group. They see that everyone else is doing something, and they copy it.

The original commenter typically does not respond at all, because they are completely overwhelmed or scared off. Once a dogpile has been established, an apology from the original commenter is less likely to be effective.


Since I've seen them use "dogpile" before, such as during the #LearnToCode twitter drama, it appears they chose that characterization of a non-progressive meme going viral as a dogpile to cast it as a bullying/victim interaction, instead just an effective joke taking off and being repeated/shared for giggles.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

213 Obama doesn't have the best endorsement record.




Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (n13/j)

We don't call him Sh*t Midas for nothing.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

ahh!, makes sense.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (n13/j)

214

You're supposed to pick up your dogpile with a plastic bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (aKsyK)

215 206
"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"


It ist verry komplicated und technical. I am afrraid sthat it vould take hours und hours of complexx kalkulations.


Posted by: Zombie Albert Einstein at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (gmo/4)

First, you place tab "D" into slot "C" . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (jYnPD)

216 Gabbard is simply moving back to the position that hiding your real intentions is the only electoral strategy that will get you close to a win. In the end if they do get into office they will Pursue the same destructive agenda.

Short version. Lie like hell until you win.

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (xnvzL)

217 I wonder if Beto and Hunter have ever stayed at the same ritzy addiction center?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

218 Defenders of male butt sex stick together?

Posted by: Puddin Head>>
Ewww!

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (NTkSq)

219 - apparently its folks who dress up as furry animals and have sex while in costume.
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

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.... wait.....


You can do that WITHOUT dressing up??

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

220 204 198 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

I larfed.
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:21 PM (a0IVu)

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That's one way of disarming us.

We'd be helpless on the ground, laughing our asses off.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (RU4sa)

221 What if we add Fredo to the movie with Hunter and Beto? This could go somewhere.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (yRAFu)

222 THe reason they are upset with the furry thing is that... it hits below the belt. Its making people mock and dislike him around their defenses, it gets past the Media and Pop Culture armor.




Well said.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (bDqIh)


They cannot control the narrative.
They control Hollywood, the MSM, the late night comedy who create meme after meme.

But they cannot control this. That is why they are so desperate to shut us up on Twitter, FB, the internet. They have no control, but they are trying. Google, et al.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (vEIlU)

223 216 Gabbard is simply moving back to the position that hiding your real intentions is the only electoral strategy that will get you close to a win. In the end if they do get into office they will Pursue the same destructive agenda.

Short version. Lie like hell until you win.
Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (xnvzL)

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I was assured that that's what Trump was doing.

I was assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (q80AH)

224 And no, Furries aren't necessarily about sex. They just like to create an alternate persona (a "fursona") that they then role play and live out. Some do it for fun, some think they are really a cat trapped in a human body, some think its kinky and sexy to have cat ears, etc.

Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

That sounds really fucked up.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

225
There's some hilarious furry action in the trailer for The Onion Movie. Should be on the 'tube thingy.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (EM8hM)

226 I hate that douchebag Beto .

Posted by: Sam Sheepdog at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (9fNWb)

227 189 It's funny that Democrats believe removing all filters and opining that all out war against the American people is an electoral winner.
Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (xnvzL)


It's because they're in their own bubble, where everyone they talk with is enthusiastic about doing that. They don't realize how insular they are.

Commies at Berkeley used to do that all the time. They invariably used that peculiar, stilted Communist jargon in talking to people they were trying to persuade, apparently not realizing how it came across.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (3OZYh)

228 Catfight?
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:18 PM (786Ro)


Lord, I hope so. Although I'd take Gabbard in any brawl between the two.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (wCmLp)

229 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
>>
Hunting season?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (NTkSq)

230 It would be really unfortunate if this hateful rumor resulted in everyone mailing this goober a bunch of butt-plug tails.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (pMGkg)

231 Not everything deserves a response. When the DNC reached out and reported the furry dogpile to Beto's campaign, the DNC staffer noted, "I haven't flagged this activity to Twitter as I think the backlash to any action taken by them might be worse than the current activity."


I cannot believe that anyone at the DNC understood meme culture enough to know dear God just leave them alone.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

232 Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

__

Sex or no sex dressing up as animals is retarded for adults to do.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (FiUMj)

233 I wonder if Beto and Hunter have ever stayed at the same ritzy addiction center?
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Or stayed the night at the same crackhouse

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE)

234 They may be nazis but they are our nazis.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (xyOmW)

235 157 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
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Obama is just supportin' a fellow Brutha'. Gotta problem with that, racist?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (k3F6P)

236 224 Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

That sounds really fucked up.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

==========

It sounds like people who probably have room in their lives for a real religion to give them meaning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (q80AH)

237 We had a foot of snow on the ground here last week. Tomorrow's forecast high is 76 F.




Be afraid, by very afraid of my powers...
Greta the magic witch

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (gmo/4)

238 I'll be damned if I let a skinny punk in a bunny suit come to my door demanding I give up my AR-15. Not gonna do it. That's just not right. Nope.

Posted by: IP at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (w9UC1)

239 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC


Because the suitcase full of Loonies spends just as easily as American dollars.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (axyOa)

240 Mika is absolutely horrified by even the mention of furries. She ran off set one time. Not kidding.

I pray someone has shown her Beto in his sheep costume.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

241 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?

That is the most generic thing I've ever seen. It reads like an endorsement you get if you attended his $10,000 a plate fundraiser.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Wd55D)

242 Try dining in a Seattle hotel restaurant where there is a furry gathering taking place and try to explain to your 80+ year old parents what is going on.
I stumble mumbled for a minute and finally gave up.
"They are the idiot offspring of hippies, Ma. Just ignore them."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (e1mEI)

243 Since I've seen them use "dogpile" before, such as during the #LearnToCode twitter drama, it appears they chose that characterization of a non-progressive meme going viral as a dogpile to cast it as a bullying/victim interaction, instead just an effective joke taking off and being repeated/shared for giggles.

Yeah, basically its an attempt to get people to shut up and stop questioning the left, while casting yourself as a victim of oppression.

That sounds really fucked up.

Well I think its pretty weird and childish, but I do think cat ears on a girl looks pretty cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

244 215 206
"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"
----------------------
Its like IKEAing someone. Your gonna need an allen wrench.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (yRAFu)

245
Beto denies he's a furry - which is exactly what a furry would say.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (oZ6kz)







It's like how the medical industry looks at an alcoholic. Denying that you're an alcoholic is proof that you ARE and alcoholic. Don't try to explain or justify it, just accept that you're AA fodder and go to your damned meetings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (veoSD)

246 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I'm having mutton for dinner?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Qq3ZN)

247
157 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)


Down goes Fidel Junior!
Down goes Fidel Junior!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

248 Look, Robert Francis is only still running because he has no job.

He's got that campaign cash and it lets him travel around spending it without dipping into his own pocket.

He loves the attention, he gets to spend other people's cash, and if by some wild ass chance all the other candidates are wiped out by an asteroid that doesn't hit is skinny furry ass, he'll actually be the candidate.

Sweet gig if you ask me.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)

249 A good theory. In 10 years the Clinton grasp on the party will be done. Obumbles is in no position to become the powerbroker in spite of the leftward lurch of the party. It is a good time for younger members to stake out the middle.
A gamble? Sure. But huge upside.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (axyOa)


I'd argue that the Clinton grasp on the party was done after 2016. It's why we see so many contenders for the nomination: there's no one behind the scenes who can push their preferred nominee through. Basically Obama gutted the party with eight years of losses in purple districts and at the state and local level. This left only the deep blue old guard Dems and the young activists. The former have access to the money, but the money folks are starting to back the latter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:26 PM (wCmLp)

250 234
They may be nazis but they are our nazis.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (xyOmW)

*makes OK hand signal*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:26 PM (jYnPD)

251 I'm a furry boy
In a furry world
Going furry
It's fantastic


*that should be Beto's theme song..own it, brah*

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

252 So wait. If I dress up in a dog costume with the front trap door open and my wiener hanging out- good things will happen?

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (xnvzL)

253 I have to think if someone was a normal and a comedy writer that getting a gig at the Babylon Bee would be sweet. You would actually look forward to Mondays to get in and write up the weekend news.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (SUJyY)

254 238 I'll be damned if I let a skinny punk in a bunny suit come to my door demanding I give up my AR-15. Not gonna do it. That's just not right. Nope.
Posted by: IP at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (w9UC1)

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Ralphie popped into my head for some reason...

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (RU4sa)

255 >>The meme has legs because ... it's plausible. A guy who'd try to feed his wife a baby turd is capable of anything.

He's an immature, twitchy weirdo, so the furry thing fits even if he's not technically a furry - but has this been "debunked" yet?

We were to believe Trump was into waterplay with Russian hookers for years because it hadn't been "debunked", so according to the new rules, he's a furry unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

256 I cannot believe that anyone at the DNC understood meme culture enough to know dear God just leave them alone.

That kind of clarity of thought and wisdom is rare on the left, to be sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

257 242 Try dining in a Seattle hotel restaurant where there is a furry gathering taking place and try to explain to your 80+ year old parents what is going on.
I stumble mumbled for a minute and finally gave up.
"They are the idiot offspring of hippies, Ma. Just ignore them."
--------------------
Seeing a Furry Convention in Baltimore I could only think the event organizer had a wicked sense of humor. Little white kids dressed as animals fleeing from the savages. Strange sort of Tarzan movie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (yRAFu)

258 Goodness gracious, great balls of fur!

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RuIsu)
..........

I fell into a burning ring of fur.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

259 253 I have to think if someone was a normal and a comedy writer that getting a gig at the Babylon Bee would be sweet. You would actually look forward to Mondays to get in and write up the weekend news.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (SUJyY)

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Be a perfect job for most of the Horde, in other words.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (RU4sa)

260 164 -
--
4 What is the over/under on time before Beta is divorced after his campaign is finally euthanized?

Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)



"...amid charges of his wife's infidelity..."

Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2019 03:00 PM

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No, no. My wife's infidelity is the part I like best.

Posted by: Beto The Not-Furry at October 16, 2019 03:17 PM (pMGkg)


Their marriage stabilized when she let him watch her and her "friend" play.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)

261
Oh.


OH.


Beto.



Thats HAWT.

Posted by: Muslims Everywhere at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (8XRCm)

262 It's basically disturbed individuals who lack the social skills and self-esteem to interact normally with other humans, so they hide behind the costumes and the made-up "furry" character identities.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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What scares the hell outta me is that they put together a online group and found each other.

Yuck!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (Y4EXg)

263 244
215 206

"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

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Well, I'm sure dogpiling is something a Furry like Beto would understand ( but probably not the same connotation as the old 'pig pile' expression )

Along with doggystyle.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)

264 Whether Beto is a furry or not a furry, that is the least of his problems.

He's ratshit insane, for starters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:15 PM


Being a furry and rats hit insane are not mutually exclusive, AFAIK.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (DMUuz)

265 He's ratshit insane, for starters.



Yeah but so are most Dem voters, so that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: shibumi at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (2KYgn)

266 i just searched Beto on Dogpile.com I wondered if that search engine was still around.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (n13/j)

267 "Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh "

And then imagine Beto on a spit over an open fire, after a Deliverance reenactment

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (xnvzL)

268
I fell into a burning ring of fur.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)


----


Hey.... we all were college age once...

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (8XRCm)

269 258 Goodness gracious, great balls of fur!

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RuIsu)
..........

I fell into a burning ring of fur.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)


Wait. Those aren't the actual lyrics? I've been mis-hearing them all this time?

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (SUJyY)

270 252 So wait. If I dress up in a dog costume with the front trap door open and my wiener hanging out- good things will happen?
_______________

Depends on what you mean by good. Most of those furry people look exactly like you'd expect them to look (i.e., butt-ugly, like Beta).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (k4dH2)

271 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC

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Unless Shit Midas' superpower went away after he left office, Trudeau's gonna lose.
Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RU4sa)


an opportunity to redo the treaty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (vEIlU)

272 Try dining in a Seattle hotel restaurant where there is a furry gathering taking place and try to explain to your 80+ year old parents what is going on.
I stumble mumbled for a minute and finally gave up.
"They are the idiot offspring of hippies, Ma. Just ignore them."

---

*pats shoulder*

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

273 Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with
the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and
pretending you're that animal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

++++
That sounds like all kinds of sane.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (sIyWR)

274 I'll be damned if I let a skinny punk in a bunny
suit come to my door demanding I give up my AR-15. Not gonna do it.
That's just not right. Nope.


Posted by: IP at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (w9UC1)


WABBIT SEASON!!!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

275 That Barbie Girl song cracks me up, I don't know why I like it. But I loved the meme that riffed on this part:

Boy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Barbie: Ah ah ah yeah
Boy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Barbie: Ooh woa, ooh woa
Boy: ... so is that a yes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

276 "Denying that you're an alcoholic is proof that you ARE and alcoholic."

Those AA assholes told me I'm *not* an alcoholic. I guess because I managed to quit drinking without them.

Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (eAZVt)

277
The best part about the Beto is a Furry thing? It's right out of the Donk ratfucking dirty tricks book perfected by DEMOCRAT Lyndon Baines Johnson

"Christ, we can't get away with calling him a pig-fucker," the campaign manager protested. "Nobody's going to believe a thing like that."

"I know," Johnson replied. "But let's make the sonofabitch deny it."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (veoSD)

278 Questions you will never hear from the MSM: Hey Hunter? How was it fucking your dead bros wife?

Posted by: Gailil at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (Pzzpr)

279 If someone looks like an Ewok, does that make him/her a furry? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (786Ro)

280 "Fists of Furry"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (c9LgJ)

281 lol get yiffed, beto

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

282 Peach fuzz is a furry gateway fetish.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (ev02w)

283 -
--
I'll be damned if I let a skinny punk in a bunny
suit come to my door demanding I give up my AR-15. Not gonna do it.
That's just not right. Nope.

Posted by: IP at October 16, 2019 03:25 PM (w9UC1)



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Ralphie popped into my head for some reason...


Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM

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Appropo:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxpgef8n

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (pMGkg)

284 And then imagine Beto on a spit over an open fire, after a Deliverance reenactment
Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (xnvzL)

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He looks kinda stringy.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (RU4sa)

285 >>I'll be damned if I let a skinny punk in a bunny suit come to my door demanding I give up my AR-15. Not gonna do it. That's just not right. Nope.
Posted by: IP

Wabbit season!!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (2cuLk)

286 "Furry" is a term of disparagement. They prefer "transfur".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

287 268
I fell into a burning ring of fur.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)


----
Hey.... we all were college age once...
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (8XRCm

Back then, a shot of penicillin would clear things right up.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (SUJyY)

288 Their marriage stabilized when she let him watch her and her "friend" play.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)


Honestly, Beto doesn't strike me as the cuck type. More likely he's convinced his wife to "open" their marriage so that he can screw around.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (wCmLp)

289 But Twitter is working on a scheme to protect the Journalist Caste from being embarrassed by their own racist, homophoboc, sexist Tweets.

https://is.gd/oAFNGf

"I mean, journalists careers end because someone digs up an old tweet, you know?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (O7MnT)

290 Dana Perino is a furry.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (ev02w)

291 Now now, even Mickey Mouse wants a Beto Furry watch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

292 288 Their marriage stabilized when she let him watch her and her "friend" play.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)

Honestly, Beto doesn't strike me as the cuck type. More likely he's convinced his wife to "open" their marriage so that he can screw around.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (wCmLp)

=========

He strikes me as barely conscious of his surroundings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (q80AH)

293 Looked up "candy bullets". Found candy bullets and chocolate grenades.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (RuIsu)

294 Most of those furry people look exactly like you'd expect them to look (i.e., butt-ugly, like Beta).

Let's just say the costume hides a lot of flaws, like Trigglypuff levels of fat or the fact that the doe that's been making coy eyes at you is a dude.

Its all very... very weird.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

295 It smells like barbecued dog around here.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (gmo/4)

296

WABBIT SEASON!!!



Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (gmo/4)
Good lord don't anyone type "B**O Season" or some limp wrist asswipe will claim it's a threat against little Bobby's life.Actually little Bobby will probably do it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

297 "I mean, journalists careers end because someone digs up an old tweet, you know?"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (O7MnT)


Also when someone repairs the hole in the wall of mens' room stalls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (3OZYh)

298 286
"Furry" is a term of disparagement. They prefer "transfur".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

I prefer furry creatures with gravy over roasted potatoes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (jYnPD)

299 This is a video report on the last "RainFurrest" a furry convention held in Seattle in 2015. Very funny! They trashed the hotel that it was held in so completely that all future furry cons had to be canceled, since NO ONE would agree to rent to them after what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

300 >>Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.



Uh. . . "You're Next"??

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1853739/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_7

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

301 He strikes me as barely conscious of his surroundings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (q80AH)


He strikes me as high as a kite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (3OZYh)

302 Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furries breathing down your neck

It's the end of the campaign as we know it...

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (y1lwv)

303 286 "Furry" is a term of disparagement. They prefer "transfur".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

pretend fur?

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (SUJyY)

304 Appropo:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxpgef8n

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I LOVE the selector switch.

Fragile, Triple Dog Dare, and Oh, Fudge.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (RU4sa)

305 WABBIT SEASON!!!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

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CUCK SEASON!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

306
Commies at Berkeley used to do that all the time. They invariably used that peculiar, stilted Communist jargon in talking to people they were trying to persuade, apparently not realizing how it came across.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (3OZYh)


Overheard on Sproul Plaza --

"No, sorry, I've got a transaction with Moon Man that I just have to close today. Sorry!"

Oh, DJG, by refusing to engage in their dialectic you signaled that you weren't down with the struggle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

307 He strikes me as barely conscious of his surroundings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (q80AH)


His supporters are mostly leftist women in their late 40s because he reminds them of their douchebag college boyfriend who played the guitar and always carried around a copy of Kerouac but never got past the first thirty pages, and who never held down a steady job.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wCmLp)

308 224 And no, Furries aren't necessarily about sex. They just like to create an alternate persona (a "fursona") that they then role play and live out. Some do it for fun, some think they are really a cat trapped in a human body, some think its kinky and sexy to have cat ears, etc.

Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

That sounds really fucked up.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)


This furry thing sounds interesting.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, rested and ready! at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

309 >>Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.


Baaaahhhhhhd idea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (jYnPD)

310 What scares the hell outta me is that they put together a online group and found each other.

Yuck!
_______________

They found each other before that. They even have conventions (that old CSI episode was about a "furry convention" in Las Vegas).

This stuff has been going on a long time. I first read about it about 25 years ago, in a print magazine.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

311
CUCK SEASON!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
Brilliant! Daffy Cuck.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (37IEG)

312 Yeah, but him and his peeps all butthurt over his furry habits, is the gigantic cherry on this lunatic sundae.
Posted by: SMH
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rofl

I am ever so sorry that I will not be able to attend the Texas MoMe and meet all of you folk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (LxqES)

313 Wait, so you're telling me he DOESN'T have ad space on Fur Finder?

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Pixy don't like character codes in nics
at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (AM1GF)

314 Dana Perino is a furry.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:31 PM (ev02w)


Dana proved once again yesterday, that she's still a Bushie.


On The Five, she expressed displeasure with James O'Keefe's videos of CNN. It was unseemly, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

315 That church footage was fake? These deep fakes are getting ridiculous. We need a new federal department to regulate them, along with about 100,000 pages of new regulations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (dNzKv)

316 I don't get you guys at all, whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried slaying the dragon and taking the Ring of the Niebelungen.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ZqRa6)

317 ** adding Furry to curriculum of perversion **

Posted by: Your public schools at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (786Ro)

318 The most effective tool in our arsenal is mockery. And there is SO MUCH to mock.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (Boy/L)

319 How fucked up is your life if you need to pretend you're a stuffed animal?

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (rx1QH)

320
A furry showed up at my door once, clad in a sheep costume -- I ate his liver with some java beans and a nice chianti -- fff-fff-fff-fff-fff!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

321 >>Dana Perino is a furry.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws

Nah, she waxes.

Posted by: Jasper at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (2cuLk)

322
java beans? oh, byte me autocucumber!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

323 If someone looks like an Ewok, does that make him/her a furry? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 03:29 PM


Sometimes an Ewok is just an Ewok.

Posted by: Sigmoid Freud at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (DMUuz)

324 >>244
215 206

"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"
- - -
see #212 - urban dictionary definition

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (bDqIh)

325 What gets me is from what I've seen of furries, how little work they put into trying to actually look like an animal. They make these cartoonish outfits that look like a mascot, which is about as sexy as watching the Stooges paint a house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

326 194
Errr, isn't Comfortably Smug one of us, a member of Teh Horde? Somehow that rings a bell. But my memory isn't what it used to be, turning 29 is a bitch.

Oh well...

One of us, one of us, we accept you! Gooble gobble!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:20 PM (veoSD)

I swear, I thought Comfortably Smug was Ace.

Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (wKX5W)

327 319 How fucked up is your life if you need to pretend you're a stuffed animal?

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (rx1QH)


Hey now, those people at theme parks do honorable, if undignified, work.

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (6GjnW)

328 316
I don't get you guys at all, whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried
slaying the dragon and taking the Ring of the Niebelungen.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ZqRa6)
Alberich maybe.

But then again Siegfried was a blood relative to every woman he ever met or slept with, so....

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

329 Is there a video of Beto strumming the guitar and singing "I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone...?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (yRAFu)

330 Categorizing the Dem candidates by their Furry costume.

1. Biden - Weasel
2. Harris - Skunk
3. Warren - Buffalo
4. Booker - Mink
5. Buttigieg - Sheep

Posted by: Sam Sheepdog at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9fNWb)

331 316 I don't get you guys at all, whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried slaying the dragon and taking the Ring of the Niebelungen.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ZqRa6)

Whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried blowing Roy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

332 If you wonder how long I'll be faithful
Well, just listen to how this song ends

I'm gonna love you fur ever and ever
Fur rever and ever, Fur ever and ever
Fur ever and ever

....amen

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

333
His supporters are mostly leftist women in their late 40s because he reminds them of their douchebag college boyfriend who played the guitar and always carried around a copy of Kerouac but never got past the first thirty pages, and who never held down a steady job.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wCmLp)






Sub in Khalil Gibran for Kerouac and you're describing UCSB in the mid-90s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (veoSD)

334 There's always next year, MH.

Jim says there's gonna be a cannon at the TxMoMee next year.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (RU4sa)

335 Cat ears are an acceptable form of furryism on cute girls. Anything above that line gets the bullet.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

336 Dana proved once again yesterday, that she's still a Bushie.


On The Five, she expressed displeasure with James O'Keefe's videos of CNN. It was unseemly, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)


PeRINO is just illustrating the Bush Crime Family's Omertà self flagellation as practiced by consigliere Big Pussy Rove.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (y7DUB)

337 Beto is probably the dumbest candidate running...perhaps Spartacus.

But he says exactly what dems fear, which is the truth.

Abortion up until birth, no questions asked.

Gun confiscation

Higher taxes

Thank you Beto!

Posted by: MJ at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (gAMkn)

338 265 He's ratshit insane, for starters.



Yeah but so are most Dem voters, so that's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: shibumi at October 16, 2019 03:28 PM (2KYgn)


You make an excellent point.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, rested and ready! at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (sy5kK)

339 I actually would have gave a very small tinge of understanding if the furry dudes were actually doing it to score some poon. But no, they're just freaks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

340 330
Categorizing the Dem candidates by their Furry costume.



1. Biden - Weasel

2. Harris - Skunk

3. Warren - Buffalo

4. Booker - Mink

5. Buttigieg - Sheep

Posted by: Sam Sheepdog at October 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9fNWb)

Bootygig - duckbill platypus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (jYnPD)

341
They found each other before that. They even have conventions (that old CSI episode was about a "furry convention" in Las Vegas).


Oh, yeah. That was disturbing and odd.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

342 A Furry Vespa Convention I'd attend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (yRAFu)

343 "Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

"Thet thar is a dogpile, an' thet other stuff over thar is shinola."

Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wKX5W)

344 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.
----------
I believe he has a list of people who told him to come get their guns. So perhaps the costume part will be an extra surprise for them.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (EPzH/)

345 Sub in Khalil Gibran for Kerouac and you're describing UCSB in the mid-90s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (veoSD)


Damn, I should have tried that when I worked in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wCmLp)

346 But Twitter is working on a scheme to protect the Journalist Caste from being embarrassed by their own racist, homophoboc, sexist Tweets.

That was a pretty wretched article. It would have been okay if they had chosen "lets stop cancel culture and destroying people over old stuff they said" but no, it was all about journalists and how terrible it is that someone can do to them what they routinely do to others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

347 -
--
"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

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We called it buck-buck.

Posted by: Bill Cosby (the comedian part, not the rapist part) at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (pMGkg)

348 335
Cat ears are an acceptable form of furryism on cute girls. Anything above that line gets the bullet.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz
Dude. Don't forget the bunny ears. Hef would really be sad at your comment.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

349 ITS FUNNY CAUSE ONE OF THE ALINSKY RULES IS TO RIDICULE YOUR FOE AND THAT IS WHAT "BETO IS A FURRY" IS AND THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT SO THEY HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE RIDICULE

THEY KNOW ITS ONE OF THE MOST POTENT AND FUN WEAPONS TO EMPLOY SO THEY HAVE TO SHUT IT DOWN.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (ymnmz)

350 Dogpiling is just using an outdated search engine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

351 Does anybody if 'Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy' is still around as a game?

I was watching Tucker Carlson last night and he a clip of somebody saying something that reminded me of the part where you are asked to say something and 6 levels later those words are used to start a war that destroys many civilizations. And the admonition to 'choose your words more carefully next time!'

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (XTiHL)

352 3. Warren - Buffalo

That's Tatonka to you, Paleface!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

353 I am ever so sorry that I will not be able to attend the Texas MoMe and meet all of you folk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM


It ... it changes y'all, man.

Posted by: Thousand Metre Stare at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

354 This stuff has been going on a long time. I first read about it about 25 years ago, in a print magazine.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

+++
I guess it's true that there is nothing new under the sun, but mostly due to the internet we've all become enlightened to activities that used to be secret and back-alley. So much stuff I would have gladly stayed ignorant about.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (sIyWR)

355 New entry to the AoSHQ style guide,

Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke, who is a furry,...

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (9hauA)

356
Tulsi - Fox (if you insist)

Klobuchar - Dingo

Steyer - Newt

Yang - Panda

Williamson - Unicorn

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (pNxlR)

357 I am ever so sorry that I will not be able to attend the Texas MoMe and meet all of you folk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (LxqES)
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Come to the next NoVaMoMe, whene'er that is. Only one state away.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (Usr5x)

358 After I found out there are folks who like to dress up ala 'My little Pony' in public (!!), I realized there is a whole segment of very messed up people living among us.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

359 339 I actually would have gave a very small tinge of understanding if the furry dudes were actually doing it to score some poon. But no, they're just freaks.
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The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (yRAFu)

360 Bootygig - duckbill platypus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (jYnPD)

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I'm dying here.

Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (RU4sa)

361 when Blotto slips on the Ring Of Sauron, it gives him leopard spots and a tail.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (/7KX+)

362
Wait.... since when do newts have fur???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

363 Feds Arrest Another Man in Probe of Rudy Giuliani Associates

I mentioned this earlier. If intelligence will continue to hammer anyone around Trump. And Giuliani who was helping Trump look into stuff.

Either Giuliani was really uncovering stuff, or getting close. They are really trying to get him now and suffocate him with having to fight back versus doing his job, I suppose too.

So yeah, intelligence agencies are p*ssed and trying to cause trouble it looks like. They know what is coming too.

God protect Barr and his team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (vEIlU)

364 Because its adult, many do go into sexual stuff with the furry idea, but mostly its just dressing up in a mascot outfit and pretending you're that animal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

No. Cosplay is the word for people that just dress up.

Furries are pretty explicitly about sex.

Posted by: Sjg at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (gDSJf)

365 Come to the next NoVaMoMe, whene'er that is. Only one state away.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (Usr5x)

Congrats on your Nats, bluebell! Are you excited??

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

366 I can assure you that Beto is no Siegfried.

Heh.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (tTF9j)

367 344
Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

----------

I believe he has a list of people who told him to come get their
guns. So perhaps the costume part will be an extra surprise for them.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (EPzH/)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THIS WOULD BE A FUNNY SNL SKIT BUT SNL DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT.
AFFLICT THE COMFORTABLE INDEED.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

368 Furry guys aren't trying to score poon, they're trying to score dick.

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (rx1QH)

369 358 After I found out there are folks who like to dress up ala 'My little Pony' in public (!!), I realized there is a whole segment of very messed up people living among us.
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

==========

Junior's school principal has been wearing one of those inflatable things that makes him look like he's got short legs and riding a rearing horse for the last week. It's for their fun run which was today, but it's still weird to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

370 358
After I found out there are folks who like to dress up ala 'My little
Pony' in public (!!), I realized there is a whole segment of very messed
up people living among us.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
You didn't figure that out in half the vote for 2016, or 2012, or 2008?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

371
I am ever so sorry that I will not be able to attend the Texas MoMe and meet all of you folk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (LxqES)


I'm awfully sorry you won't be there. I was hoping to meet you!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (TdMsT)

372 351
Does anybody if 'Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy' is still around as a game?



I was watching Tucker Carlson last night and he a clip of somebody
saying something that reminded me of the part where you are asked to say
something and 6 levels later those words are used to start a war that
destroys many civilizations. And the admonition to 'choose your words
more carefully next time!'

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (XTiHL)

Yes and you can play it in a browser: https://bbc.in/2CbaSEi

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (CQ3Qb)

373 347 -
--
"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

---------------------

We called it buck-buck.
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Smear the Queer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (yRAFu)

374
No. Cosplay is the word for people that just dress up.

Furries are pretty explicitly about sex.

Posted by: Sjg at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM (gDSJf)

I thought Yiffers were the subset about sex.

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (6GjnW)

375 359 339 I actually would have gave a very small tinge of understanding if the furry dudes were actually doing it to score some poon. But no, they're just freaks.
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The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (yRAFu)

=======

I knew a guy when I worked in a retail T-Mobile store who started dating a girl and, apparently, then got into furryism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

376 There *are* women in the furry community, but yes, I think it tends to be an "any hole is a goal" attitude.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)

377 Trump - Honey Badger

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

378 Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
You didn't figure that out in half the vote for 2016, or 2012, or 2008?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

I'm slow...

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

379 Oh man I was on the wrong thread.

crap. Will the barrel come find me?


About Mifsud's phone now in the DOJ's possession...

Maybe Barr got it from him when he interviewed him last week.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

380 I avoid Beto like I avoided Greta and AOC. I heard more from Beto last night than I had up to that point in toto. But even before he always seemed to me like a frat boy who squeaked in as a legacy, and then go kicked in the head by a horse. That might sound mean but that is the vibe he gives off.

Posted by: Quint at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (n13/j)

381
Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.

or, greeting him at the door in your naked mole rat furry costume, holding your AR...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (9C0cu)

382 -
--
I actually would have gave a very small tinge of
understanding if the furry dudes were actually doing it to score some
poon. But no, they're just freaks.

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The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.


Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM

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I always assumed the furry thing existed so ugly people could fuck without looking at each other.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (pMGkg)

383
The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:39 PM (yRAFu)


What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
What have they got that I ain't got?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

384 High as a tick on flea dust.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

385 368 Furry guys aren't trying to score poon, they're trying to score dick.
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They are desperately trying to score a friend and a personality.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (yRAFu)

386 "Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

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We called it buck-buck.
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Smear the Queer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM


"Come on out....Fat Albert..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ejd/p)

387 Anyone throwing fake imagery out on the internet hoping only to provoke an outraged reaction is gaslighting America! Those people deserve to be "F. Chuck Todded", which is a slang term popular on the left. The term refers to being dressed in a bunny outfit and hung from the nearest light pole!

Posted by: ABC News Syrian War Image Archive at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (LISuA)

388 I think Kamala would be a Playboy Bunny.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (EPzH/)

389
"Can someone please explain what is 'dogpiling?"

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We called it buck-buck.
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Smear the Queer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (yRAFu)

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..... among .... other ...... names.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

390 Dang, with all the talk about furries, is it the 70s again?
Hardwood is passe?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ufFY8)

391
or, greeting him at the door in your naked mole rat furry costume, holding your AR...





Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (9C0cu)

I gotta party with you, man.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)

392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

393 Sure that isn't SHEPHERD S in the audience.Poor lil lambs they have lost their way........to the slaughter.

CNN is on it.............there will be an ANIMAL TOWN HALL soon the shetland collies can herd Beto into a pen and brand him ASSHOLE.... the silence of the lambs will be deafening Chops Chops Suweee what a shitstorm no worries Anderson & DON L are used to cleaning up POOP.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (5IHGB)

394 Thanks IC - I am!

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (Usr5x)

395 Whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried blowing Roy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)


*lights cigarette*

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (SUJyY)

396 I think Kamala would be a Playboy Bunny.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (EPzH/)

-----

More like a Hustler Possum.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

397 Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.


This is waiting to be made into a video.

Next episode, Beto the Furry barges into a church to revoke its tax exemption while his furry followers protest outside, chanting anti-Christian slogans.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (9hauA)

398
I always assumed the furry thing existed so ugly people could fuck without looking at each other.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (pMGkg)


Seems like an awful lot of expense when perfectly serviceable paper bags have been around for decades.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (pNxlR)

399 319 How fucked up is your life if you need to pretend you're a stuffed animal?
Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (rx1QH)

Sometimes ace reads the comments.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (ev02w)

400 If Beto needs someone to clean up the ass-end of fake news, I'm just the... umm ... "bunny" to do it!

Posted by: Zombie Shep Smith, iconoclast at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (LISuA)

401 That Joe Biden sure knows how to parent, eh? What lovely kids he raised.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:08 PM (k4dH2)


Well, sometimes even with the best parenting kids don't turn out the way parents hope. I don't think we can blame everything on parents.

However, Biden's first wife died. She may have been a better influence on the boys. I also think Biden was not "right" after that accident and certainly not right after his brain issues. It helped to mess him up, and he probably allowed them to get away with too much. After his other son died he may have thought, "This is the only child I have left and did everything he could to promote him, protect over up for him and this did not help Beau, And Beau may have had his own issues take root in the accident he had.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (j0JAA)

402 399 319 How fucked up is your life if you need to pretend you're a stuffed animal?
Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 03:35 PM (rx1QH)

Sometimes ace reads the comments.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (ev02w)

Technically an ewok is not an animal.

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (6GjnW)

403 392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

hmm, someone must have annoyed China.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

404 If your newt has fur check the sell by date or just toss it out in the trash to be safe.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (B06Zw)

405
392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)


No loss ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (pNxlR)

406 Wow, please read my passionate defense of left of center dogpiling in today's Pirate Skiff!

Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (LISuA)

407 Actually, I think furry is the least of his problems.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (YslsA)

408 I mean let's just be honest about - at least 80% of furries are 90s kids who, for whatever reason, wanted to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog. He's the gateway drug to furryism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

409 I'm glad I'm not the only one. Did I hallucinate that Ace was Smug?

Posted by: RICHARD E CHESNEY JR at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (h+uBJ)

410 His wife was a furry, but then she got a Brazilian...

Posted by: ERF at October 16, 2019 03:46 PM (NxG7K)

411 388 I think Kamala would be a Playboy Bunny.
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She's fucking freaky. Like dwarf Frankestein freaky. Weird head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:46 PM (yRAFu)

412 392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

Just wait until AOL starts purging their content.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 03:46 PM (SUJyY)

413 I think Kamala would be a Playboy Bunny.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (EPzH/)

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More like a Hustler Possum.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

I believe they have a weight limit and an over 5' height requirement.

Fail and fail.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

414
391
or, greeting him at the door in your naked mole rat furry costume, holding your AR...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2019 03:42 PM (9C0cu)

I gotta party with you, man.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)


Congressman Waxman! Long time no see!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

415 401-Sorry. Meant "This did not help Hunter and Hunter may have had his own issues....."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (j0JAA)

416

Cinderella had a furry godmother.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (aKsyK)

417 408 I mean let's just be honest about - at least 80% of furries are 90s kids who, for whatever reason, wanted to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog. He's the gateway drug to furryism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

So that new sonic movie....

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (6GjnW)

418 I think Kamala would be a Playboy Bunny.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (EPzH/)

Black Widow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (jYnPD)

419 I said skunk for Harris because it's black and white.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (9fNWb)

420 I regained consciousness. Looking around. Still a loser. Back to the bottle.

Bye

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (xySQ6)

421 Technically an ewok is not an animal.

That is one effed up plant, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

422 I always assumed the furry thing existed so ugly people could fuck without looking at each other.
Posted by: irright



That would be called doggy style.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 03:48 PM (Qq3ZN)

423 The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.

I think that has a lot to do with it, yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

424 Cinderella had a furry godmother.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (aKsyK)

----

... she dont know what she's got, till it's gone???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

425 I knew a guy when I worked in a retail T-Mobile store who started dating a girl and, apparently, then got into furryism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

+++
No kidding? Where have I been, living under a cabbage patch? I now feel like this "hobby" is pretty widespread and I never knew.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (sIyWR)

426 Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.

Yahoo Groups was still around?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

427 Who took the video of the ram hurting the poor shepardess and photoshopped Uncle Joe Biden's face onto the girl's head?! That is so low a blow. Completely unneccessary, even if todays politics is nothing but sinfulness. And, wait! Is that E. Warren's face photoshopped onto the goats head? Oh lord!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (LISuA)

428 Well, sometimes even with the best parenting kids don't turn out the way parents hope. I don't think we can blame everything on parents.

However, Biden's first wife died. She may have been a better influence on the boys. I also think Biden was not "right" after that accident and certainly not right after his brain issues. It helped to mess him up, and he probably allowed them to get away with too much. After his other son died he may have thought, "This is the only child I have left and did everything he could to promote him, protect over up for him and this did not help Beau, And Beau may have had his own issues take root in the accident he had.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (j0JAA)

I agree with your comments on parenting, but I think Biden is a deeply corrupt guy who thinks there's nothing wrong with whatever he can get away with and taught that lesson to his kids. No real moral center = all sorts of problems.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

429 426 Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.

Yahoo Groups was still around?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

========

There's an AoS one that I still get emails from occasionally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

430 423
The ones I've met are incels. I think for them being dressed up like an animal gives them courage.



I think that has a lot to do with it, yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

Courage to sniff stranger ass?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:50 PM (jYnPD)

431 Black Widow.

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Thats just straight up racist!!

*faints*

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

432 I have some cheese in the fridge that is furry

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2019 03:50 PM (O2RFr)

433
And Beau may have had his own issues take root in the accident he had.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (j0JAA)


Beau Biden exhibited none of the pathological behaviors that brother Graft Hunter has displayed. That he did not announce he was running for Daddy's Senate seat after the two year placeholder filled it once Jo-Jo took his paste-eating ways to the Veep mansoin was a tell that something was wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (pNxlR)

434 Rabid skunk, maybe.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

435 Biden - sloth
Sanders - gibbon
Warren - prairie dog

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (iB1oa)

436 420
I regained consciousness. Looking around. Still a loser. Back to the bottle.



Bye

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (xySQ6)

Stick around and join the fun.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)

437 350
Dogpiling is just using an outdated search engine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 16, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

Saw a Joe Rogan podcast where he had on 2 Twater execs and one right of center blogger who I don't remember.
Watching the execs use the "dogpile" excuse for shutting down things they didn't like was clearly weak tea. They were even having a hard time selling it, though the Indian executive seemed to be able to keep the deadpan face while shoveling the corporate horse manure. The blogger guy called them out and asked why it was dogpiling banning offense only occurred in one direction and they were all disinterested and oh we gotta look into it or something.


It was the face of the banality of evil

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

438 415
401-Sorry. Meant "This did not help junkie Hunter and junkie Hunter may have had his own issues....."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:47 PM (j0JAA)


Edited for clarity and accuracy, Fen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (LISuA)

439 Pretty sure Comfortably Smug is a Moron.

Posted by: Golfman at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (M3a0a)

440 After his other son died he may have thought, "This is the only child I have left and did everything he could to promote him, protect over up for him and this did not help Beau, And Beau may have had his own issues take root in the accident he had.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (j0JAA)


Biden has a daughter, Ashley, who used to be a favorite topic at LGF before Jarles lost his tiny mind. I'm surprised that blow Queen has escaped comments recently.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (y7DUB)

441 A lot of Fake Republicans aren't going to survive their first week in the camps.

Posted by: No. 498225902 at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (4Eo4+)

442 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 03:51 PM (pNxlR)

I meant Hunter, not Beau.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (j0JAA)

443 Feds Arrest Another Man in Probe of Rudy Giuliani Associates

I mentioned this earlier. If intelligence will continue to hammer anyone around Trump. And Giuliani who was helping Trump look into stuff.

Either Giuliani was really uncovering stuff, or getting close. They are really trying to get him now and suffocate him with having to fight back versus doing his job, I suppose too.

So yeah, intelligence agencies are p*ssed and trying to cause trouble it looks like. They know what is coming too.

God protect Barr and his team.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2019 03:40 PM
****************
Well, they better F'n hurry up. By the time they finish their investigation Trump will already be impeached. The Dems are already threatening to throw some of Trump's administration in jail for ignoring their subpoenas.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (wiXsO)

444 Obama endorses Justin "blackface" Trudeau for reelection in Canada
"I was proud to work with JustinTrudeau as President," Obama said. "He's a hard-working, effective leader who takes on big issues like climate change. The world needs his progressive leadership now, and I hope our neighbors to the north support him for another term."

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

445 His wife was a furry, but then she got a Brazilian...


How many zeros is a Brazillian?

Posted by: AOC at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (0CeRG)

446
Holly Hunter > Junkie Hunter

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

447 I thought Beau was all right. his career was as a prosecutor in Delaware wasn't it? I don't recall he did anything too awful there. I didn't like that he died as early as he did; his worst attribute was his family, whom he didn't choose.

Hunter is a disaster.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (/7KX+)

448 425 I knew a guy when I worked in a retail T-Mobile store who started dating a girl and, apparently, then got into furryism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

+++
No kidding? Where have I been, living under a cabbage patch? I now feel like this "hobby" is pretty widespread and I never knew.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (sIyWR)

There's about 10X more furries in this country than white supremacists.

Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (wKX5W)

449 I believe that Biden believes that there was nothing wrong with Hunter getting all that foreign money.

And that was the problem.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (9VeU0)

450 403 392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

hmm, someone must have annoyed China.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

Well, they own everything online so it's a safe bet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

451 448 No kidding? Where have I been, living under a cabbage patch? I now feel like this "hobby" is pretty widespread and I never knew.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (sIyWR)

There's about 10X more furries in this country than white supremacists.
Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (wKX5W)

=========

Have you accounted for undercover FBI agents?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

452 I agree with your comments on parenting, but I think Biden is a deeply corrupt guy who thinks there's nothing wrong with whatever he can get away with and taught that lesson to his kids. No real moral center = all sorts of problems.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

I don't know. From all accounts, the dead son seemed like a pretty good sort. From a story I read, he bailed on some scheme Hunter and Joe's shady brother were trying to get into (Burisma?).

After I read the article on Hunter in the New Yorker, I actually felt sorry for him - a lost, addicted soul.

All the more reason he should never have been serving on any boards.

And nothing excuses his greed and eagerness to make a shady buck.

For wh

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (9hauA)

453
Where have I been, living under a cabbage patch? I now feel like this "hobby" is pretty widespread and I never knew.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (sIyWR)


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Cabbage patch kid fetish is MUCH worse...

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

454 397
Just for giggles, imagine Beto showing up at your door in a sheep costume, demanding your AR-15.





This is waiting to be made into a video.



Next episode, Beto the Furry barges into a church to revoke its tax
exemption while his furry followers protest outside, chanting
anti-Christian slogans.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (9hauA)

STOP THE DOGPILING!

Posted by: Twater Exec at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

455 A lot of Fake Republicans aren't going to survive their first week in the camps.

Posted by: No. 498225902 at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (4Eo4+)


We've decided to dispense with camps. Why all the extra expense and effort?

Posted by: Elizabeth Pol Pot Warren at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (LISuA)

456 These "Giuliani associates" that got arrested.

I keep hearing it takes forever to bring an indictment.

And yet....

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (9VeU0)

457 sorry Fen, just saw your 442.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (/7KX+)

458 There's about 10X more furries in this country than white supremacists.



Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (wKX5W)

+++
An enormous amount then because I have been told that there are white supremacists behind every tree and under every bush.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:55 PM (sIyWR)

459
I believe that Biden believes that there was nothing wrong with Hunter getting all that foreign money.


----

Bullshit.


What Biden believes is that the media should do a better job of covering for him.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

460 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:44 PM (j0JAA)

Apparently the family of the other driver in that accident is disputing Biden's account of it:
https://bit.ly/2BtvFDn

Posted by: Gran at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (Z1qt7)

461 sorry Fen, just saw your 442.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:54 PM (/7KX+)

------

Oldsmobile muscle car.

jealous.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

462 An enormous amount then because I have been told that there are white supremacists behind every tree and under every bush.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:55 PM (sIyWR)

Let's see, Republicans are about a third, multiply by ten... there are 3 times as many furries in the US as people.

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (6GjnW)

463 Old and busted: Anti Soviet activity.
New and hot: "Monitoring twitter" for "dogpiling."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (SqopC)

464 Im shocked the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

465 But BUT Beto has the voice of an angel..................of SATAN.
That was some awful shit that four 16 year olds would do HIGH in Grammas basement, then die when it got out in the High Skool..

MR SELF AWARENESS strikes again..........

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (5IHGB)

466 I thought Beau was all right. his career was as a prosecutor in Delaware wasn't it? I don't recall he did anything too awful there. I didn't like that he died as early as he did; his worst attribute was his family, whom he didn't choose.

Hunter is a disaster.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (/7KX+)


Yeah Beau seemed to be a genetic outlier.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (y7DUB)

467 Steve Schwarzman: Billionaires got rich by doing more than just 'watching TV'

"Every place where everybody works was started by somebody," Schwarzman told Yahoo Finance. "And, that's the way the world works."

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (3aI0K)

468 The good news is the Left doesn't like plastic bags. It is a comforting thought.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (yRAFu)

469 -
--
There's about 10X more furries in this country than white supremacists.

Posted by: West at October 16, 2019 03:53 PM (wKX5W)



=========



Have you accounted for undercover FBI agents?
Posted by: TJM

-------------------

We're not undercover, we're on our own time!

Posted by: Voice from inside a My-Little-Pony suit at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (pMGkg)

470 Am I too late for: Commies and furries and fascists, oh my!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (qC1Sy)

471 "because I have been told that there are white supremacists behind every tree and under every bush."

Like Jews?

they've already called dibs on the Boxthorn tree. what trees do Aryans get?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (/7KX+)

472
Let's see, Republicans are about a third, multiply by ten... there are 3 times as many furries in the US as people.


Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (6GjnW)

+++I'm dying from laughing.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (sIyWR)

473 468 The good news is the Left doesn't like plastic bags. It is a comforting thought.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (yRAFu)

How does this relate to furries?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

474 Well, let's hope Obama's endorsement is the kiss of death for Trudeau's election efforts and the Canadians choose someone more conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (j0JAA)

475 After his other son died he may have thought, "This is the only child I have left and did everything he could to promote him, protect over up for him and this did not help Beau, And Beau may have had his own issues take root in the accident he had.
________________

Biden also has a daughter, Ashley, by his second wife Jill ("Dr. Jill").

Ashley has also had a long history of drug problems (there was a video of her snorting coke online a few years ago), and she has been described as a "wild party child." So while it's certainly true that the parents are not always responsible when their children go bad, there does seem to be an undeniable pattern in the Biden family.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (k4dH2)

476 464 Im shocked the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?
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Well it does take a lot of preparation.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)

477 Reports that up to 20% of women dog owners have sex with them. Not even kidding. So are furries really the problem in this context?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (ev02w)

478 463
Old and busted: Anti Soviet activity.

New and hot: "Monitoring twitter" for "dogpiling."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (SqopC)

Never explained is why is dogpiling wrong?Soooooo lots of people feel strongly that some lefty was acting like a jackass and voice their opinion.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

479 444 Obama endorses Justin "blackface" Trudeau for reelection in Canada
"I was proud to work with JustinTrudeau as President," Obama said. "He's a hard-working, effective leader who takes on big issues like climate change. The world needs his progressive leadership now, and I hope our neighbors to the north support him for another term."
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

Our chance to see if ShitMidas is still batting a thousand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (Kpl3J)

480
The good news is the Left doesn't like plastic bags. It is a comforting thought.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (yRAFu)

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pfffft

Theyll dump your still warm bleeding naked corpse into a shallow ditch and sleep soundly later that night.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

481 the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?
Posted by: LASue


it's supposed to be a surprise.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (/7KX+)

482 Ashley has also had a long history of drug problems (there was a video of her snorting coke online a few years ago), and she has been described as a "wild party child." So while it's certainly true that the parents are not always responsible when their children go bad, there does seem to be an undeniable pattern in the Biden family.
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Political kids remind very much of Minister's kids.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (yRAFu)

483 RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week
The Babylon Bee

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (3aI0K)

484 477
Reports that up to 20% of women dog owners have sex with them. Not even
kidding. So are furries really the problem in this context?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (ev02w)


Can we get a new thread here? This one is all jacked up now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

485 464 Im shocked the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd

Knot going to happen.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (ev02w)

486 Biden's campaign is falling apart and I don't feel sorry for him, but it's all rather cringe worthy. and embarrassing. Like when you see someone walking around with toilet paper stuck to their shoes.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

487
331 316 I don't get you guys at all, whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried slaying the dragon and taking the Ring of the Niebelungen.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ZqRa6)

Whenever I see Beto, I think of Siegfried blowing Roy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)


Oh, well done! Well done!
* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (pNxlR)

488 Can we get a new thread here? This one is all jacked up now.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

yes. nood

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (SUJyY)

489 nood

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

490 what trees do Aryans get?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (/7KX+)

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White pines.


Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

491 477 Reports that up to 20% of women dog owners have sex with them. Not even kidding. So are furries really the problem in this context?
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Do Furrys like peanut butter?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (yRAFu)

492 447
I thought Beau was all right. his career was as a prosecutor in Delaware
wasn't it? I don't recall he did anything too awful there. I didn't
like that he died as early as he did; his worst attribute was his
family, whom he didn't choose.



Hunter is a disaster.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (/7KX+)

Defended a judge who let off a well-connected pedo who molested his three year old daughter, because, in the judge's words "he wouldn't fare well in prison."
Corruption is the biden family business.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (jYnPD)

493 Beto is a furry!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2019 02:58 PM (wiXsO)

Hasn't that not been long accepted here as a matter of proven fact? Not asking ironically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (QugKX)

494 We have big oak trees on either side of our driveway, with high branches that hang over. It's one of those acorn bumper crop years for at least one of them.
Acorns are falling like rain since it's rainy and windy. It sounds like target practice on the cars and my driveway.

When I'm bringing things in from my car I have to dodge and weave because I'm afraid I'll get beaned by one and get knocked out.

Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (aXucN)

495 RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week
The Babylon Bee
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2019 03:59 PM (3aI0K)

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (9hauA)

496 There was a thread yesterday that Biden had forbidden the Hunter name to be mentioned at the debate.

Then they mentioned him.

So Joe's pimp hand must be faltering.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (9VeU0)

497 Reports that up to 20% of women dog owners have sex with them. Not even
kidding. So are furries really the problem in this context?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (ev02w)

67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (J+mig)

498 nood surprise anal otter

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (NTkSq)

499
#moar town halls!

furry TH!
NAMBLA TH!
polyamory TH!

Let your freak flags fly, Dimwits!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

500

Red pill
Blue pill
Dog pill

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (aKsyK)

501 No kidding? Where have I been, living under a cabbage patch? I now feel like this "hobby" is pretty widespread and I never knew.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 03:49 PM (sIyWR)

They were always relegated to the bottom of the internet totem pole, but the last ten years have been a constant push from the social justice crowd to not "kink-shame" people. So every rare, deviant behavior ends up getting idolized.

Posted by: Sjg at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (gDSJf)

502 466
I thought Beau was all right. his career was as a prosecutor in
Delaware wasn't it? I don't recall he did anything too awful there. I
didn't like that he died as early as he did; his worst attribute was his
family, whom he didn't choose.



Hunter is a disaster.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 03:52 PM (/7KX+)



Yeah Beau seemed to be a genetic outlier.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 03:57 PM (y7DUB)
Recall the movie "Twins" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito? Arnold received all the "good" DNA, Danny's character was the crappy unwanted DNA.Same thing applies to Beau Hunter

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (N39Ws)

503 464 Im shocked the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

This important point should be emphasized!

Posted by: America's Lube Suppiers at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (LISuA)

504 464 Im shocked the discussion hasn't moved from furries to our topic of the month, anal sex. Or did I miss it?
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Well it does take a lot of preparation.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 03:58 PM (yRAFu)

________

Word

Posted by: H at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (flINI)

505 I will feel an ounce of sympathy for the media when they go as wobbly over the first Google search result for "Santorum."

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (idgcd)

506 So now children wearing rabbit suits are Halloween-verboten.

Thanks Beto. Thanks a damn lot.

Posted by: 13times at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (K3B2k)

507 But I've been assured by Shep Smith that Biden is clean and Chuck Todd tells me that even asking the question is such dirty pool that it warrants censorship (for my own good).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2019 04:15 PM (87EdW)

508 good grief, why is Obama endorsing Trudeau?
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

Why wouldn't he? Both Commies, both fags.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (QugKX)

509 342
A Furry Vespa Convention I'd attend.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WASPS HAVE EXOSKELETONS INSTEAD OF FUR!

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2019 04:18 PM (sGtp+)

510 Sex or no sex dressing up as animals is retarded for adults to do.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 16, 2019 03:24 PM (FiUMj)

Fuck you!

Posted by: zombie Bert Lahr at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (QugKX)

511 392 Uh-oh, Yahoo just announced they are closing Yahoo Groups and deleting all content.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2019 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

Deep State was probably using it to coordinate anti-Trump operations. Need to get rid of the evidence.

Posted by: Target at October 16, 2019 04:33 PM (WrMOC)

512
HELL hath no FURRY like a woman.


see the pubes get incinerated...It's called a HOT BRAZILLION.


LOL's @ the down down down on the burning ring of fur.......classic. Never stick your Willie! in cunty music.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (5IHGB)

513 Beto is Orherkin.

Posted by: Kid Tyrone at October 16, 2019 04:58 PM (94N0K)

514 Beto is Otherkin.

Posted by: Kid Tyrone at October 16, 2019 04:59 PM (94N0K)

515 The only thing O'Rourke needs is a swift kick in the backside to the moon

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 16, 2019 05:08 PM (wGqjj)

516 Yeah...because the coordinated dogpile is what's keeping Tyrano de Furgerac from breaking through the 2% barrier, despite a recent surge that saw Scrappy Doo sweep up Eric "Duke Nukem" Swalwell's voter.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at October 16, 2019 05:08 PM (P/ALc)

517 Robert -> Be to -> Beasto Orourke

Posted by: TD at October 16, 2019 05:29 PM (bI7cJ)

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