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Air Canada Will No Longer Address Passengers As "Ladies and Gentlemen," In Order to Respect the 0.1% of Mentally Unwell People Who Say They're Both, or Neither, or Maybe Unicorns
Employees aboard Air Canada flights will no longer greet guests by referring to them as "ladies and gentlemen" or "mesdames et messieurs," which has been typical protocol for years, in an effort to be conscious of gender fluidity. Flight attendants and other staff will not use the language in boarding announcements, and the company instead plans to replace the standard greetings with neutral words, such as "everybody" or "tout le monde."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aviator at October 21, 2019 06:00 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (bwo3w)
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (0RHof)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (jYnPD)
Thank You.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (EMeqI)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (D545H)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (qYGK6)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (EMeqI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (b7EdA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (79ouq)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (EMeqI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (D545H)
Posted by: Airhead Canada at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (jYnPD)
And if you should happen to forget that, a simple Your Highness will suffice. Also, you head is above mine, don't let that happen again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (q177U)
"Bitch! STFU & STFD!" works for me.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FTf+m)
>>How about Fappers and Fappererrs?
Wankers and Soup Makers
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (EMeqI)
Pitchers and catchers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD)
There IS no damned gender fluidity. Merely people who demand others indulge their capricious whims.
The ACTUAL number is probably even smaller than 0.1%.
We are an unserious people.
Posted by: acethepug at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (+HMLE)
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: vrf at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (L8qt4)
Posted by: gunga din at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lanceaux McCormiceso at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (UP4o5)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (q177U)
"Yo! Assholes!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF)
This came up on the Greg Gutfield show, and Tyrus almost went there when he talked about how to announce the unlikely event of a plane going down.
I identify with Tyrus' viewpoints.
Posted by: jwb7605 at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (wIdrq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Airhead Canada at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)
Making people play Simon Says, forcing them to agree with obvious absurdities, is how they show who's in charge, and who is enslaved. They know it's bullshit. That's the whole point, it's clearly false but they can make you eat it anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (qYGK6)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (FiUMj)
I have a bit of a thing about the phrase ladies and gentlemen. Not every woman is a lady and not every man is a gentleman.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Juan Desperado at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (3tDBG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA)
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (PtGHA)
BREAKING: Tim Horton's To Begin Serving CoffHER Alongside Coffee
/s
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
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... and dopussies alongside donuts.
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (D545H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Fmkqn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF)
This came up on the Greg Gutfield show, and Tyrus almost went there when he talked about how to announce the unlikely event of a plane going down.
I identify with Tyrus' viewpoints.
Posted by: jwb7605
Putos y putas!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (FTf+m)
They are a local example of what happens when the opposition buys into liberal (ahem, Liberal) dogma and only wants to tweak it.
The Harper government could have used its power to break up the enemies of free speech, but they didn't, they pushed back as mildly as possible, and the Liberals turned the crank rapidly, making the old regime look benign by comparison.
Also note, the Liberals actually did a financial bail out for Big Media, so they're literally taking tax dollars to cover for one party.
They're screwed. Even if Justin from Canada loses, I don't think the lame conservatives have the guts to undo anything or chase down Justin's epic corruption.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Does poutine come out of the air masks on Air Canada?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA)
Smug.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (x7K6h)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau
_________
That there is some humor.
Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (G546f)
Posted by: gunga din at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (B+t5k)
Leftists have decided to identify people by their sexual preferences. In this case Ladies and Gentlemen should fit either gender if your a male or male wishing to be female which case if you were addressed as a Lady I would think that you would be fine with that rthe reverse a female who wanted to be a male and be adressed as a gentleman.
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
National Toe Sucking Day!
Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM
Yessss!
Posted by: Marv Albert at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (786Ro)
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise.
I'm so confused!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (pPWlz)
Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (P1f+c)
Does poutine come out of the air masks on Air Canada?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA)
Smug.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:07
Smegma?
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Dhht7)
GENDER-NEUTRALITY IS HATE!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)
National Toe Sucking Day!i
Your own or someone else's?
This is sorta important because I doubt I can reach mine anymore. Could when I was a tyke, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55)
That world lasted only as long as actual adults lasted.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (3tDBG)
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise.
I'm so confused!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Do2h6)
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Canada, also, get this......has a merit based immigration system. Something that I was told by Dems is 1000X worse than Hitler when Trump proposed it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (Ee+Sn)
Cows and Bulls ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (M+Lyo)
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Cucks and Bulls.
On the good ship NeverTrump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau
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That there is some humor.
Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (9vQJW)
"I'm here all week. Try the soy and tip the life form that identifies as a yak."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Phil McCraken at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (pPWlz)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (vKhgw)
Yo passengers.
Please don the unitards being distributed by your Flight Assistant.
This is for your safety and to avoid offending anyone.
Mostly not to offend anyone.
Enjoy your animal product-free nutrition offering.
Have a great travel experience and you may resume relations with your service animal of choice.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Joy Bayer at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Blackface Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (yhf6w)
But I barely know any French.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Quebec: all the flaws of the French without any of the accomplishments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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...and, they require ID when voting. They're, like, literally Nazis!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise.
I'm so confused!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I love how everyone has pushed for paperless billing.
"Bitch! No I don't have a copy of my electric bill. Look it up online!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (FTf+m)
I'm still holding out for His/Your Imperial Majesty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Do2h6)
So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Xm5XV)
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Weeping Cub Fan at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (n9sj8)
Progressives have been trying to recreate the Weimar Republic for a while now (complete with a docile populace they can coddle into leftist totalitarianism), so the airline really should really have them say:
wilkommen
bienvenue
welcome
Sung by a sassy shirtless MC.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1)
"Hmm..."
- - Labiador
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________
Mayday
Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW)
I feel so left out.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (DQebX)
On the good ship NeverTrump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Only the wives participate in the running of the Bulls in Cucktown.
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Iran at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (pPWlz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (n9sj
Best friend of Marigold Tyler Moore?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mortis at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (9JhRE)
Pierre Delecto flies Air Canada often I assume.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (FiUMj)
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It sucked that I missed that thread. I wanted to point out that Romney's sock puppet name falls eerily in line with my totally unfounded speculation that he's like the Utah Senator in Advise and Consent.
Mormon.
Happily Married.
Respected.
He also harbors a dark, dark secret that could destroy him and some folks figure it out.
That would also explain why Allahpundit gets weak in the knees whenever he's brought up. Seriously, this is a guy who *fired* an openly gay advisor from his campaign for the crime of being...gay.
Yet Allah P can't keep his wood down for the fella.
Anyone got a better explanation?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Except it'll be the kind where they all dress up like ponces and dance around a pole with ribbons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX)
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So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Mayday
Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW)
Oh, and we're all out of coffee.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Can it be the address I identify as mine?
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But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise.
I'm so confused!
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You misspelled gaslit.
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Posted by: Joy Bayer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX)
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR)
Posted by: Red Green at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (786Ro)
Let that sink in...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (3H9h1)
I seem to recall a movement not too long ago where the "One Percent" were demonized...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)
you can tell from his well coifed hair
and manicured nails
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (G546f)
Enjoy your flight.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1)
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Or PRINCE George?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So Hillary was in a Star Trek episode?
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1)
"Hmm..."
- - Labiador
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Sassy Skatchewan
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (786Ro)
Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)
An apprentice seamen (semen?) aboard the HMS Greasy Bastard, sailing through the Panama Canal...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: mikeski
I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes".
Also, "le monde" is using the masculine article "le". So triggering assuming "everyone" is male.
Since all of French assumes every noun has a gender, I think we'll have to redo the whole language.
Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (P1f+c)
Air Canada should also offer in-flight handjobs since they're already modeling their business model for Idiocracy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (leeP1)
Posted by: Gussy Romney, Boneless Pork Rectum (R- Utah) at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So Hillary was in a Star Trek episode?
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (32YRo)
Yes, the giant steaming volcanic turd that had claws. With Surak and Lincoln.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)
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"Where in the galaxy. Is. Spock's. Brain?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (FiUMj)
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Starring Henry Waxman as The Guy In The Box.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (DQebX)
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR)
I identify as a Ficus.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Might be a frequent flyer if that was part of the deal...
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)
No. That tart never supported my spin off!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (n9sj8)
Also, "le monde" is using the masculine article "le". So triggering assuming "everyone" is male.
Since all of French assumes every noun has a gender, I think we'll have to redo the whole language.
Posted by: mikeski
Mort.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (L83ai)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f)
A couple of diseased blowfish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)
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Hillary was the Horta.
All about the mining rights.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)
113 "Everybody" is not inclusive of people who are disembodied entities.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX)
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
or the one where the sparklies took over mr. scott's girlfriend.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (q177U)
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR)
I identify as a Ficus.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (jYnPD)
Sound of world's grubbiest erection springing forth in Harvey's soiled boxers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (keBn8)
If they would've just made the script change nobody would've noticed or
cared. Instead they chose to advertise the script change.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (TLxpZ)
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That's how you get social credit under Chairman Justin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes... at the other end of the scale, no?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mayor Larry Vaughn at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)
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Hillary was the Horta.
All about the mining rights.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
"NOWAYS. TAHRD. I.."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (S+Bdz)
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz)
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People should watch out tooting their merdes.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)
Here on Inclusive Airlines all maintenance is performed by underprivileged persons of autism.
Enjoy your flight.
Posted by: xnycpeasant
And the disabled will be in the emergency exit row.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz)
"To Serve Xim, it's a cookbook!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz)
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Bot I kid.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (j3npP)
Breakfast is Kaboom or 2 tablespoons of sugar and an unfiltered Camel.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
Miso Hawney.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (3H9h1)
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What does it matter in French?
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word.
They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it.
An entire language based on mumbling.
Fuck those people.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Stewardess Trix at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (6eEQ+)
I'm all for it if they start using the gender neutral term asshole.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (j3npP)
"Ladies, gentlemen, and assholes, we will now begin boarding."
I like it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (rBtIz)
Breakfast is Kaboom or 2 tablespoons of sugar and an unfiltered Camel.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
The first part is what Huma is told every morning...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz)
In Russia plane mount you.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (b7EdA)
Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
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All of them are dirty.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Might as well change the greeting to "Hey jackwagons, take off, eh."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
Dick in Janesville...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)
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Pointing is right out. Racist, I'm told.
Posted by: Jan Brewer at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (Ee+Sn)
Someone last evening suggested that the young people being mutilated today will grow into time bombs, and I quite agree. A PTSD from which you can never physically remove yourself will lead to violence. Couple the trauma with seismic hormonal issues and there you have it.
I hope it leads to prosecution of medical professionals as well. This is not safe.
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (DQebX)
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word.
They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it.
An entire language based on mumbling.
Fuck those people.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX)
The only language where being intoxicated actually helps with the pronunciation.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
@EddieMunster
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX)
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Wrong, if the next word begins with a vowel, they'll carry the last consonant blend to the next word.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)
Anyone remember the Walter Reed Hospital fake scandal during Bush?
It was a Time when the Left pretended to be anti-war (Republican president) and pretended to want to bring the troops home (Republican president) and pretended to give a shit about the Veterans (Republican president).
Fake News "reported" rats at Walter Reed!
Fake News "reported" dead veterans on gurneys hanging out in the hallways!
For shame, Bush. For shame.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (leeP1)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word.
They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it.
An entire language based on mumbling.
Fuck those people.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM
The French don't actually care what they do, as long as they pronounce it correctly.
Posted by: 'Enry 'Iggins at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (leeP1)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (q177U)
It's all about the imaginary genitalia of deranged people, so-
"Dicks, pussies, and assholes, we will now begin boarding."
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
@EddieMunster
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (xPl2J)
@EddieAndTheCucksters
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (n9sj8)
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming.
Posted by: washrivergal
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Not particularly inclusive, however.
Posted by: Biffy, the Comfort Llama at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (Xm5XV)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM
How about "toot suite" to hustle their derrieres on and off de plane?
[ g, d, & r ]
Posted by: Pierre le Pied at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (DMUuz)
The question is : why?
All 47 kinds still add up to about 2% of the population.
Same as before wasting all that money.
And why isn't Pierre McCuck leading the charge?
Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am. at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (79ouq)
Posted by: My Left-Wing, Trump-Deranged Buddy at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (n9sj
I was never fooled by Romney. Ryan had me fooled. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (jYnPD)
Comrades, please to be boarding plane now.
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz)
Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (Pzzpr)
https://tinyurl.com/y53tfpl3
(10 minutes long, but well done and worth the time).
Shorter account from a Canadian broadcaster:
https://tinyurl.com/y499hvr4
So PC language is the least of this airline's worries.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (leeP1)
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Right, then Obama got elected, promising to do right and even got a general (Shinseki) to be the VA director.
And the scandal exploded, Shinseki tried to resign, Obama actually said NO, and this fearless warrior dutifully stayed in place because that's courage, amirite?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Making people play Simon Says, forcing them to agree with obvious absurdities, is how they show who's in charge, and who is enslaved.
Mooo-hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Simon Bar Sinister at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Vy7tf)
It will have "Munster" in it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (3H9h1)
Edwardo Fond de Puissance
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
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I believe that 'Opportunity Deprived' is the current vogue.
Posted by: Jan Brewer at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Miklos, eh? at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
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Benedick Arnold
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
As I posted here yesterday to bum out the weekend morons, Kellogg's is making LGBTQ cereal called "All Together" which is basically the crap they sweep up off the floor at the end of the week. For $20 a box.
But, rainbows!
I always knew those Rice Crispy elves were teh gay. Fruit Loops, step aside.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Z1ykJ)
Nowadays they'd be pressuring her to have genital mutilation surgery and lying to her about how much she'll appreciate it.
Posted by: Kensington at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: washrivergal
The otherkin will sue, however.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (bwo3w)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq)
Just look for the one with some variation on the theme of-
"Gee, that Paul Ryan is one great guy. And a credit to America."
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: micky at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (CK4Ox)
Posted by: NPC_11111101 at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (q177U)
who be da husband who be da wife
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (G546f)
But because Obama was in charge, no one cared about dead veterans, just like the Grim Milestones stopped coming in January 2009.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
Little did I know how right I was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (n9sj8)
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1)
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What about the ones inside him?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cEsBM)
The question is : why?
All 47 kinds still add up to about 2% of the population.
Same as before wasting all that money.
And why isn't Pierre McCuck leading the charge?
Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am.
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You are apparently using oppressive white math. You will report to Ethnic Math Studies, 8:00, tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Seattle School Board at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (nRWPy)
And half the paperwork required for "Real ID" involves paper copies of bills...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (x7K6h)
Yeah, that's going to work out well in the future. Not.
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (2KYgn)
Posted by: Korben Dallas at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (4FXu8)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (RUnSJ)
But because Obama was in charge, no one cared about dead veterans, just like the Grim Milestones stopped coming in January 2009.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)
The Day No One Died
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Pzzpr)
But, rainbows!
I always knew those Rice Crispy elves were teh gay. Fruit Loops, step aside.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM
Lucky Pierre Charms
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (786Ro)
delusions, you don't legitimize them. And if you can't treat the
psychosis, why treat the depression?
Someone last evening suggested that the young people being mutilated
today will grow into time bombs, and I quite agree. A PTSD from which
you can never physically remove yourself will lead to violence. Couple
the trauma with seismic hormonal issues and there you have it.
I hope it leads to prosecution of medical professionals as well. This is not safe.
Do we really want to encourage a mental illness that has a 48% mortality rate?
Really?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)
If where I work ever gets into the pronoun wars, I will start using Comrade to address everyone.
Comrade Electrician, Comrade Supervisor, Comrade Engineer, Comrade Site Vice President. I will avoid all pronouns. Everyone will be my comrade.
"Welcome aboard the People's Aircraft of the Democratic Republic of Canada. Please store your Travelers Daily Allowed Possessions in the overhead bins."
Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
Eventually we'll be required to wear silly hats, or buttons or what not.
Something embarrassing or shameful as a visual reminder of our serfdom
and our allegiance to the state. Failure to do so will be an admission
of Nazism. And the punishment for being a Nazi is personal destruction.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (q177U)
_______
"Might I suggest a yellow star with a scarlet P and D?" -- Severely Conservative Mittens/Hand Jobs 2020!
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (Fj4G0)
Posted by: Copilot Nyuk Nyuk at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)
"You aren't even human f*cking beings. You are nothing more than grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t. Now put on your seatbelt."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)
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You're truly truly scrumptious.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (DQebX)
Yeah, that's going to work out well in the future. Not.
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (2KYgn)
It's beyond simple pandering, it's validating and forcing the sane to accept an absolute lie. If you can accept that women are just mutilated men, you can be made to accept just about any other lie.
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (U7k5w)
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1)
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What about the ones inside him?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)
I thought we weren't supposed to talk about Paul Ryan's predilection for eating freshly aborted human fetuses.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (XCfh1)
That offensive. You banned. You come back one year.
Posted by: Airman Mao at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Miklos, eh? at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM
What are we, monsieur, chopped poutine?
Posted by: Montreal Canadiens at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (DMUuz)
What if I do not have a body, or missing a monde?
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
That works for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (q1Pj5)
Disney park employees are taught to point with two fingers, claiming it's to avoid giving offense AND referring to photos of Walt pointing in that manner.
However, the photos of Walt were originally of him pointing while holding a cigarette, which has been airbrushed out...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (x7K6h)
Mormon.
Happily Married.
Respected.
He also harbors a dark, dark secret that could destroy him and some folks figure it out.
That would also explain why Allahpundit gets weak in the knees whenever he's brought up. Seriously, this is a guy who *fired* an openly gay advisor from his campaign for the crime of being...gay.
Yet Allah P can't keep his wood down for the fella.
Anyone got a better explanation?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)
The only problem with this explanation is that it requires Mitt to be clever and witty in the selection of his subtle play on words false name. Seems unlikely, since he such a block. It all may be the creation of much cleverer folk looking at the name.
If you really wanted a secret sock, why create such a stupid, obviously not a real name and account that is bound to come apart if anyone looks? So I restrict my guesses at the meaning to be on the dumb side of the ledger, since it is a dumb thing to do.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (FTPn0)
The DFW TSA were just as nor so secret Police. Tin gods on buggy wheels. I was not amused. Looked them right in the face with contempt, but did not voice what I felt. I do not respect them or their authority.
Time for a letter to the head of the TA.
TSA is decaying like 1/xsquared.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2I33r)
Several of my platoon were transexual, and xey served with honor and distinction. In fact, it's because of this that my combat-tested unit of 11bs will be voting for the Dems, unless Trump reverses his hateful stance on otherkin and non-binary hardened warriors.
These people took the oath, and they've bled for the cause, and all Trump can do is spit at them. I voted for him, but I'm telling you plain, the military is not going to do so again. The Military Times says so.
Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Spoiler alert: he's GAY!
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (/LvQJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (7qG7O)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Fj4G0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hey, I had to get to the planes - I'm a mechanic.
Posted by: Dark Swarthy Guy at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (Pzzpr)
the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because
of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner
stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up,
and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on
past.
The solution is obvious: Wear a burka next time you fly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (HaL55)
Really?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)
Well treating the "woman trapped in a male body" psychosis is now unacceptable, and you have to call Jennifer "David" if that's what "he" wants. Naturally, I retired.
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (U7k5w)
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1)
I actually said that.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (KCruE)
h/t Sidebar
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)
His "Midas touch."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
That means Moose Jaw definitely wins the Summer Olympics.
Posted by: Miklos, not betting on it though at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes".
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People should watch out tooting their merdes.
indeed.
Posted by: Al Roker at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)
*make worship the devil sign*
*sticks finger down throat*
*gags*
*slaps own ass*
*does that thing for blowjob*
*peace sign*
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (jUVms)
This is how we kill the English language and historical humor, not with a bang but with a wimper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s)
No, this is about the special er special flakes who say they are neither
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (2I33r)
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Fj4G0)
Landings scare the fuck out of the seeing eye dogs.
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, it was "Love" Field, after all...
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Wait. That won't work.
"Former fetuses, put on your seatbelts. "
Yeah that's better.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (9GFP4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him
If my middle finger stays erect for more than 4 hours should I consult a medical professional?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (XD+JK)
Posted by: Copilot Nyuk Nyuk at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, all kidding aside, I know what you mean.
I am a tall skinny guy who put the "white" in "white guy" and I've twice been pulled out for "extra scrutiny" while people that were obviously from the ME went right on through.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (XD+JK)
No, just log on to this blog and have a few laughs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn)
Wait. That won't work.
"Former fetuses, put on your seatbelts. "
Yeah that's better.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (9GFP4)
abortion survivors
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (RUnSJ)
This is how we kill the English language and historical humor, not with a bang but with a wimper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s)
Plus "Ladies and Gentlemen" is a *class* label. It is assuming that everyone present is in the equivalent of the victorian English upper middle class.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0)
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM
We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones.
Sorry about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (6IpEX)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn)
This theory requires Obama to keep his word and not release it anyhow out of malice. Unlikely.
Pierre tanked for his own reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (FTPn0)
Kick the pervs off the plane in mid-flight. Tell 'em to identify as birds, and start flapping.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo)
BUT. YOU. can't. just. identify. as. something. you. waaaaan . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM
We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones.
Sorry about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (n9sj
Do you know anything about her, other than she is a looker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM
Counselor
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (DMUuz)
JETS Jets!
Break Brady's leg. A cheap shot will do.
Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, all kidding aside, I know what you mean.
I am a tall skinny guy who put the "white" in "white guy" and I've twice been pulled out for "extra scrutiny" while people that were obviously from the ME went right on through.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (qC1Sy)
Do not get me started. They loved molesting my red haired daughter. I said no. no fucking way. not happening. I asked for TSA to tell us to leave airport and make airline give me my money. Thieves Sucker and Assholes.
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (Pqytn)
is assuming that everyone present is in the equivalent of the victorian
English upper middle class.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0)
AIR Compton is sticking with Bros and Hos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD)
Sorry about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM
That's a good first step.
Now, what about the Yoko ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0)
Yo, Homies!
Yeah THAT'S better..
Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (9GFP4)
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"Jusse" is still used that way in Chicago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (KCruE)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn)
This theory requires Obama to keep his word and not release it anyhow out of malice. Unlikely.
Pierre tanked for his own reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (FTPn0)
Pierre was hawt for Obama and wanted Obama to notice him.
But, it didn't work out.
The old old story of two bottoms but no top.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (XCfh1)
See the insane woman who lied to everyone claiming she was a man -- doctors missed that she was pregnant because that's not something you check men for, and she miscarried.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (x7K6h)
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (+oR7L)
Good for them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jXrK7)
.........
They need it to fly garbage to the Philippines.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Abiss at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (Y8DtA)
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes
..
Uh seriously?
That ad was standard boilerplate.
Zzzzz
Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (keBn8)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD)
Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (KCruE)
Posted by: Air Canada at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (+oR7L)
Well I usually piss in the sink anyway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (RUnSJ)
Serious answer
many trans cannot have orgasms as hormones kill their sex drive
ask your girlfriend wife fuckbuddy on the pill
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
That ad was standard boilerplate.
Zzzzz
Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (keBn
Are you gay or something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (jXrK7)
Fed-up laypersons send Pachmamas down the Tiber:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoB_gjuZgf8
Posted by: sal at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (2qCi9)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (q177U)
I would rather fly Ethiopian Airways than any "Air" Canada.
Screw them and their momma.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM)
"That ad was standard boilerplate."
That is a giveaway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (cEsBM
She's running for Roby's seat (the one refusing to censure Schiff). Roby isn't sealing re-election.
Her hubby is general counsel to Kay Ivey but stepped down recently to support her. I believe she worked for Robert Bently's office. Not much else.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (n9sj8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM)
Hey! I watch my gender neutral hosery in there!
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM
Compton/Woodley Airport aka CPM/KCPM.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
..........
I thought it was @Pierre's Bottom
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Overheard from the Air Canada Cockpit at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls)
The offended person tweeted xer disgust and @aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the prospect of another 50 retweets.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+oR7L)
@aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of
social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the
prospect of another 50 retweets.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r)
In fairness, it is French Canada.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:50 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:51 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Veeger at October 21, 2019 06:51 PM (aKsyK)
Too toxically mascuine--besides the decades in which pilots were mainly men, a lotta men probably made "cockpit" jokes.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
..........
I thought it was @Pierre's Bottom
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Pierre's Very Extra Special Power Bottom
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
Sorry about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM
That's a good first step.
Now, what about the Yoko ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (DMUuz
We've gone over this. Technically not my fault. I just dared him to do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (n9sj8)
>In Canada, a constituency is known as a 'riding', or a circonscription in Canadian French.
Sounds ghey.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (Xm5XV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (jXrK7)
Too toxically mascuine--besides the decades in which pilots were mainly men, a lotta men probably made "cockpit" jokes.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (DuZls)
No talking about flight attendants.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Surfperch
Baggage claim must be a hoot.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H)
A supplicia cuckum, if you will.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (js3u9)
"Cunts and cocks" should cover it. Or "twats and dicks" in a formal setting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Innies and outies, eh.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: portlandon at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (+oR7L)
23445tgfg6556fr
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5XV)
Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch
Baggage claim must be a
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (jYnPD)
45ftvegfryh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5XV)
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+oR7L)
Using your hands was the first mistake.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Z1ykJ)
@aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of
social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the
prospect of another 50 retweets.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r)
In fairness, it is French Canada.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM
Word!
Posted by: Pierre Defective at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (0W3mK)
If it is an all female crew it is a box office.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (2I33r)
Posted by: Surfperch
Baggage claim must be a hoot.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H)
There is no baggage claim. Too slave trade. Luggage tossed to ground and told to be free.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
45ftvegfryh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5X
Repeat last, over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:55 PM (n9sj8)
many trans cannot have orgasms as hormones kill their sex drive
ask your girlfriend wife fuckbuddy on the pill
Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
Wouldn't "lopping it off" (if they get that far) pretty much improve the chances you'll never have one?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ)
45ftvegfryh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5X
Repeat last, over.
__________________
It's okay. I speak cat running across keyboard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (6IpEX)
362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch
I had a connecting flight out of Compton Airport in the early 80's. It took us over 3 hours to taxi out to the runway, because every time we stopped, somebody would steal the wheels and the plane would be on cinder blocks.
Posted by: portlandon at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (0W3mK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (js3u9)
(Which is why I didn't vote that year.)
It's just that the dog eater wanted to win more.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 06:58 PM (ykYG2)
It was a gay flight attendant for Air Canada named Gaetan Dugas who was thought at one time to have introduced HIV to the United States (he is now thought to have infected gay men in the middle of the American AIDS epidemic rather than being the initial source).
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 06:58 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:59 PM (DQebX)
362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
When ATC (not to be confused with Alex) gives you clearance they just say straight out, bye Felicia.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 06:59 PM (0W3mK)
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Impossible!
The international language of aviation is English!
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM (pPNCa)
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Speaking of healthcare, didja see that Paleface Speaks With Forked Tongue released how she's going to spend her $2.7 trillion in new taxes and still won't tell us how she'll fund free Medicare for all?
NEWS: Elizabeth Warren has now completely allocated the $2.75 trillion in expected revenue from proposed wealth tax.
-$1.25T: higher ed (tuition-free college, debt cancelation, more)
-$700B: universal childcare
-$800B: k-12 education, announced today
https://bit.ly/35VQeWG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)
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Impossible!
The international language of aviation is English!
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM
Excuse me, I speak jive.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at October 21, 2019 07:01 PM (0W3mK)
Posted by: Miklos, Knight of the Garter at October 21, 2019 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: corn and beans at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: markoni at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (IIEz7)
Posted by: Max Entropy at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: diegosundevil at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (CYK1l)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (Ju2mK)
"Ladies and Gentlemen" is a commonly used expression.
I can't wait until can get my hands on my retirement money and leave this forsaken land in my wake.
Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (2D4Ga)
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