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Healthy 23-Year-Old Woman Trying to Expand Belgium's Already-Loose Euthanasia Laws, Saying She Should Be Allowed to Die Because She Just Can't Even
We used to trudge carefully over slippery slopes.
Now we're skiing down them shouting "YOLO!"The article says that she is the introverted twin sister of an extrovert, and her twin's liveliness and social ease made her further withdrawn. She says she's now plagued by "crippling" shyness. Sympathies for a troubled person, but this doesn't seem like a state-authorized suicide level complaint.
'It won't hurt so I don't see the problem,' she says. 'It is like going to sleep, and for the first time in my life it will be quick. I won't be lying in bed waiting for it to come.' In almost every place on the planet, this would be a huge problem. But Belgium is one of three countries that permit such euthanasia, making no distinction between 'unbearable' physical and mental pain. The other two are Holland and Luxembourg. Yet even in Belgium -- which, 17 years ago, became the world's second country to sanction euthanasia and the first to legalise it for children -- psychiatric cases remain controversial, especially when they involve someone as young as Kelly. Mental health patients account for about three per cent of the 17,000 people killed since the law was changed in this country of 11 million citizens. There were 2,357 deaths last year -- ten times as many as in the first year euthanasia was legal in Belgium -- and most involved elderly people. Many psychiatrists and most Belgians oppose extension of euthanasia to mental health cases. Some experts argue diagnosis is subjective, unlike severe physical illness, and insist the lives of distressed younger patients can improve with time, therapy and medication. Yet Kelly, whose birthday is this week, plans to die as soon as legally possible so has no time for such arguments. 'It feels like discrimination,' she said. 'It makes me angry. It's just not fair. They don't understand the pain. 'People look at me and see someone so young but I feel bad inside all the time. It is not the age that is important but the suffering of the person.'
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (3sOO0)
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: weew at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (EaEMG)
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Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (NTkSq)
There was an award and everything. Good times.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (B4J+j)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (MzD6Y)
Sympathies for a troubled person, but this doesn't seem like a state-authorized suicide level complaint.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:13 PM
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This is a gal who's jealous of her outgoing sister and looking for her "look at me" moment.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (14YOo)
Posted by: FrodoB at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (NTkSq)
HERE'S THE WINNIE THE POOH DOING SEX TO KUNG-PO JAMES jpg in excellent resolution
https://tinyurl.com/y4yqne7q
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (2KYgn)
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This is what a Master's Degree in Victimology looks like.
Taught at Leftist schools everywhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
If anyone hears from Nurse ratched - please tell her Ben Had says mission accomplished!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (E/0xK)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
never thought i'd see the day...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (8D42x)
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Euros crave an Emperor. Always have. One wonders if they need to file papers to take a shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (yRAFu)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (B4J+j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
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There are still capitalists running around.
Kill the last of 'em, and then everyone will be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)
-David French tru-con tru-Christian
Posted by: Inogame at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (7SPgF)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
Seriously, how hard can it be to commit suicide in Belgium. Most people there just die of boredom.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (O7MnT)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
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So...drinks?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: PRC at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (2KYgn)
What is it with the psyche of those specific nations?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (NFEMn)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
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Its nothing but a flesh wound.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (yRAFu)
Your culture either values life or it does not.
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Baltimore plague rat at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)
Kill the last of 'em, and then everyone will be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)
Crypto capitalists are the worse. I hear they sound and look exactly like communists.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (E/0xK)
Hey Weasel. Sounds like you are already having a good time down there! Nurse was asking for Ben Had's phone number earlier.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (sjdRT)
Seriously, how hard can it be to commit suicide in Belgium. Most people there just die of boredom.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:20 PM (O7MnT)
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She just needs to invite Borgman into her house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVQa0yIaOt0
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (Y0K+q)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (O7MnT)
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Seppuku with a bamboo blade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (a0IVu)
What she really wants is to be able to drag someone else in front of some new Kevorkian-analogue and tell him to kill them for her.
NOBODY who advocates for Death ever kills themselves.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (sm6Pk)
Oh, and the patient taking the LSD is in a safe, calm environment with constant medical staffs' attention. In some cases, the patient has a bad trip and relives whatever caused the PTSD/severe depression in the first place, but the results afterward were of relief, happiness, and feelings of joy, that can last for several months. And no more depression/anxiety drugs.
Pretty interesting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (E+OcO)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
Heading to Belgium?
Posted by: PHenry at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (dx+qD)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (+/C3g)
Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Dh1wo)
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
So who's the new boss?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Z1ykJ)
Same as the old boss.
Posted by: Roger Daltry at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (3IWnq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
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*puts on misogynist hat of power*
Could probably just do with a good lay.
*takes off misogynist hat of power*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (NTkSq)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
and her twin's liveliness and social ease made her further withdrawn.
__________
In many ways, isn't this the story of the Trump apocalypse?
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (8u87b)
Sympathies for a troubled person, but this doesn't seem like a state-authorized suicide level complaint.
Diagnosis: Suck it up and grow a set.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (sE4m0)
But I don't think she really wants death, she wants attention.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (O7MnT)
just go walk into a forest nearby and ...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (8D42x)
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Spider?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Europe needs a Great Awakening
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
Renew! Renew!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (sE4m0)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
Fingers crossed for a promotion? Difficult to tell how to react here, did you like her?
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (6GjnW)
I just want to march in there, take over the joint and carve them into new states, North and South Belgium or whatever. And tell them to submit 2 senators and some House Reps by the end of the month. We're clearing out some office space for you in the capital building as we speak.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: theATL at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (O8mjU)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (+/C3g)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (3IWnq)
Humanity is crumbling
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (14YOo)
Kids are doomed! They learn from pre-pre-school. In the womb, no doubt.
This is a culling we did not expect.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (vEIlU)
Eh that'd take effort....
shame really, but I think indicative of the idiocy the west inflicted on itself.
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (xbWHd)
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Spider?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (sE4m0)
And Blotto O'Rourke will give them a handful of state-paid-for Ox to accommodate them.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (+/C3g)
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In America, we have murder suicide pacts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Sinema voted with the R's.
Not a close vote but I gotta give her props. Flake would have voted yes.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (G0vdT)
But I don't think she really wants death, she wants attention.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (qAR6u)
It says she has an identical twin.
She doesn't want to kill herself.
She wants to murder her twin for making her feel inferior, and try to make everyone else think it's a suicide.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (k4dH2)
You're not bringing those things in here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
That's why they're legalizing psilocybin for clinical use. It can do astounding things for depression and other crippling mental issues. In some cases, one dose has been enough to do the trick.
I gotta admit, psychedelics in the right dose will get you on a different track in your head.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Z1ykJ)
What does he think?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (+/C3g)
The other sister is funner.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (jYnPD)
Europe needs a Great Awakening
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
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Awakening, Plague ... tomayto, tomahto.
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (8u87b)
In America, we have murder suicide pacts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)
Capitalism and free thinking lead to innovation beyond what the backwards Europeans are capable of.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (6GjnW)
That seems extraordinarily irresponsible
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: PHenry at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (0hv38)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (+/C3g)
HER: Won't it be wonderful when the state offs us?
HIM: Yes! And then...well, nothing, but we'll be dead!
BOTH: Yay!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
The "inclusion" "rainbow" "tolerant" left should be saving this girl, not egging her on with policies.
But, then, that is the left's history. Abort the oddballs or just abort.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
But I don't think she really wants death, she wants attention.
Posted by: kbdabear
Exactly. So many ways to make it final.
Down the street, not across the tracks.
Walk off a ten story building.
Step in front of a 300 mph bullet train.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (sE4m0)
Entire thing is nothing more than a huge cry for attention.
Do belgians not have access to razor blades and bridges?
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (HALdu)
Sinema voted with the R's.
Not a close vote but I gotta give her props. Flake would have voted yes.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (G0vdT)
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Who was asking where Sinema had voted with Republicans?
Admittedly, her positives were largely rhetorical, but this rather concrete action is nice, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Belgian Boyfriend at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: FrodoB at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (NTkSq)
That seems extraordinarily irresponsible
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know - with this girl in Belgium, why not give her 3 or 4 hits of acid and see what happens? At the very least you could make some sweet change on pay per view.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)
What does he think?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:23 PM (+/C3g)
She's 23. He's greying.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (jYnPD)
Seppuku with a bamboo blade
These days, hangings and concrete high-dives are the preferred methods of suicide in Japan.
There have to be parking garages in Belgium, right?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (O7MnT)
In America, we have murder suicide pacts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)
Capitalism and free thinking lead to innovation beyond what the backwards Europeans are capable of.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (6GjnW)
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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (q80AH)
So? We're all dying in what? 11 years and a few days. Or we're already dead from net neutrality, tax cuts, and Trump's spasm nuclear wars. Or Belgian lethal injections.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
Fingers crossed for a promotion? Difficult to tell how to react here, did you like her?
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (6GjnW)
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She was ok. Liked her well enough, she wasn't always the best.
Not sure about any promotion to come out of it, lol.
But I did ask our CTO what the hell was going on. He said he had no clue, but that he knows I'm not on anyone's chopping.
Started laughing when I asked if I was next, so I think I'm safe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (AzW6q)
And Blotto O'Rourke will give them a handful of state-paid-for Ox to accommodate them.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (4ZE6o)
If some can be saved and brought to see the light, a good side in life, we should try. I wouldn't give up on everyone. Especially kids. Kids are kids.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (vEIlU)
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM
I got it, she just found out a male boss with same job made more than her.
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (6/uwW)
Stephan and Aleksander?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (14YOo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)
I don't understand this. I've tried LSD, and I just can't imagine it being helpful.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: PHenry at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (0hv3
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Not enough cliffs for Flemings to jump off of.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (iB1oa)
I gotta admit, psychedelics in the right dose will get you on a different track in your head.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Z1ykJ)
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Yep, nothing like taking a bit of blotter than firing up the MIG welder!
*yes, I've done that. No, I don't freaking recommend it!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Exactly.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
We stay in the Union and follow California and Illinois over the cliff.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
What is it with the psyche of those specific nations?
Two World Wars killed off all the alpha males, and the women left had to breed with those who were not able to go to war physically or mentally. So yeah, generations of effed up people.
That being said, it does not explain the normal people of Eastern Europe.
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (2KYgn)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (qAR6u)
Authorities today found some young woman who had been locked in her garage with her ev running for five days.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (HALdu)
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming
--
Casual Friday is now pants-optional?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (MzD6Y)
https://uglybelgianhouses.tumblr.com/
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (O7MnT)
LSD and mushrooms have both shown promise in treating depression and alcoholism. Like, "one trip and your brain is reset" type promise.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Elizabeth Creegan at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (P3/4o)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (E/0xK)
I passed the message on.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)
This.
All anyone needs is a fucking toaster.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (VWznU)
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 17, 2019 04:25 PM (+/C3g)
HER: Won't it be wonderful when the state offs us?
HIM: Yes! And then...well, nothing, but we'll be dead!
BOTH: Yay!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
That has to be the definition of a vicious circle
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (HALdu)
She doesn't want to kill herself.
She wants to murder her twin for making her feel inferior, and try to make everyone else think it's a suicide.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sm6Pk)
Ooh, I saw that movie! Bette Davis was in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Greta Turdberg at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (sWM8x)
I don't understand this. I've tried LSD, and I just can't imagine it being helpful.
Posted by: Chris M
They've had more luck with naturals. Mushrooms and peyote vs lab grown brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (BRpqW)
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I'd be okay with relocating them all to California, to be honest.
Belgium works too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (q80AH)
Now we're skiing down them shouting "YOLO!"
LMMFAO!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (bvp+i)
Awww, Pooh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (a0IVu)
Strong men also cry.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
This.
All anyone needs is a fucking toaster.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (VWznU)
Shut up, you have people start offing selves with toasters and no one in Europe is ever going to get a slice of toast again.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (HALdu)
Heading to Belgium?
one of the stupider star trek: tos episodes.
heading off to belgium
yeah, brother...
Posted by: Herbert at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (sGtp+)
You know what the problem with young stupid like this who say they just want to die?
I'll tell you: They really don't fathom (or comprehend) the permanency of Death. It's like all these stupid young people today covering themselves in ugly ink -- they don't realize it's permanent. They really don't.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (I3E/A)
Belgian architecture could drive anyone to suicidal depression.
https://uglybelgianhouses.tumblr.com/
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (O7MnT)
Holy crap. No wonder the Nazis sacked Belgium first.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (jYnPD)
https://tinyurl.com/y3e2ryvn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: sialhat at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (Le4jq)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
Only when a big fish breaks off just outside the net.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sjdRT)
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Thanks! Please just have her email me at the gun thread address and tell her the package arrived!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (E/0xK)
Authorities today found some young woman who had been locked in her garage with her ev running for five days.
Posted by: not so
ISWYDT.
*Snort
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (a0IVu)
Why would the office even allow that?
You'd think hiding one's face would be against policy.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sm6Pk)
The other is Belgium.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (Boy/L)
Holy cats.
My boss just packed up her office and left the office in a gale of tears.
I did NOT see that one coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (mdzLa)
Pelosi or RBG?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________
If you have a black light lamp you can use on his costume when he shows up, you can get a pretty good idea if he is or not . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
Only when a big fish breaks off just outside the net.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Twelve point buck walks by two days before opening season.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sE4m0)
Further, there's been so little actual study as to the psychological damage and long-term effect on the mind from taking this stuff that its pretty unwise to be playing around with it in terms of some sort of treatment. We still are learning things about how alcohol affects the brain, and we've been hitting the sauce practically since humans have walked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fb at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (JVEmw)
that'd be one of those with the round holes for hot dog buns, right?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (sGtp+)
Maybe they could use their waffle maker?
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (a0IVu)
The answer is yes. Unless it is a cartoon character like Snoopy.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (6GjnW)
That seems extraordinarily irresponsible
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
It DOES, but if it is administered in small doses in a controlled environment by a real doctor, give it a try? Obviously not the insanity of the 1960s and 1970s.
With people as unhappy as this Eurogirl (or vets with severe PTSD), what have we got to lose?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ujg0T)
Or when your son wrecks your cherry 1965 Mustang
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
The sad depressive twin, the loser, gets the state go ahead to have her offed, however, at the last minute she shoves her useful twin down the stairs rendering her unconscious. She, the twin loser, then assumes the winner's identity and has the state off her twin.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (HALdu)
So, Belgium is where students who flunked out of their architecture program go to live and work? I did not know that.
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (2KYgn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (FiUMj)
Shy doesn't sound crazy.
It's all of the darkness they keep feeding kids. Look how many kids are coming out like they have wisdom, but also afraid the Earth is dying and we don't have long...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: joey biden at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (Dh1wo)
If this idiot wants to commit suicide so badly, why doesn't she just do it on her own dime, rather than make the state handle it? I mean, I know she's a European, but come on.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
Only when a big fish breaks off just outside the net.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Twelve point buck walks by two days before opening season.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sE4m0)
Aaargh my dick!
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (B7KlG)
I'd actually think a microdose would be fairly useless. Everything gets a little twinkly for a bit and maybe giggly.
My thought is you'd want the full-blown ego-loss Bardo Thodol type thing, where you're kissing the ground when you finally come back and the whole world is beautiful and vibrant and you know your place in the universe.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (Z1ykJ)
It's all of the darkness they keep feeding kids. Look how many kids are coming out like they have wisdom, but also afraid the Earth is dying and we don't have long...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (vEIlU)
I agree.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM
Posted by: The Men of the Middle East and North Africa at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Paolo at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (Fs5vw)
ABC has a real puff piece on Hunter Biden. He got married to a woman named Melissa Cohen. They got married 6 days after they met. But it's totes serious because they have Shalom ( in Hebrew) tattooed on their arms. ABC refers to him shacking up with his brother's widow as something for the tabloids to talk about. He's gone through his struggles. Hunter looks like he's sporting the same false chompers that Joe has.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM
Sounds good, but it doesn't work that way.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (NFEMn)
You don't really think you're Iron Man deep down because you build an Iron Man costume out of PVC. You might play like you are while you wear it for the convention or to pose for pictures, but you know its just a hot uncomfortable bunch of plastic that gets you slightly buzzed from the glue.
Furries think they are deep down in their spirit this sort of animal and create a whole role persona in their suit, living it out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
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Best suggestion, if he shows up in a costume that is rather form fitting, and really gets into the role, then, yes furry.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (Dh1wo)
She should sue her guidance counselor for not telling her about engineering.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (VP1E6)
Strong men also cry.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
Only when a big fish breaks off just outside the net.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Twelve point buck walks by two days before opening season.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM (sE4m0)
The Road Warrior, when Mel totals the badass V8 Interceptor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (HALdu)
maybe her diet is really really bad? I'm just wondering. I know it's rainy there. some sun or one of those UV lights, some SAM-e, and check to see if she's a damn vegan
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (3IWnq)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (VWznU)
...current season of Goliath
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (UFLLM)
Hey, it's as good a reason as the 23 girl has///
Posted by: lin-duh at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (UUBmN)
State sponsored suicide is now legal, but they also implemented state sponsored murder. You can die, but the state is going to allow one person the chance to kill you without consequences. Kind of like the movie the Purge.
You sign up to die. They sign up to murder you. Lottery drawing because they get waaaaay too many folks on the murderin side.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (14YOo)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Or when you are all set to grill a nice thick juicy steak after a hard week of work but your wife says the neighbors just called to invite you both to dinner and you have to go. And they serve fish and salad.
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 04:37 PM (Rarvo)
She lives on chocolate, waffles and Brussels sprouts....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM
Allah Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: The Men of the Middle East and North Africa at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
Nature whores a vacuum.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (HALdu)
This is retarded, sir.
There are pills for this. There is booze for this crippling shyness at parties. Also, move away from the sister you are so jealous of being an extrovert and loosen up.
I am an extrovert. My brothers are introverts. I sure they don't hope to take a pill and die because I am sort of loud and crazy. The things people fret about now would blow our ancestors away...as they woke up, fed livestock while starting fires to cook gruel for their children, clothed in hand-me-downs with holes in their shoes. This is before the butter churning and milking of cows and chopping firewood and spinning wool. Maybe she needs to find a hobby? I have no patience for this.
Where are her fekkin' parents?
Bah. Maybe if she ate a Belgian waffle she'd feel better? Dunno, but this seems a stupid move.
Tell her Obarky said to take a pill.
Posted by: ChristyBlink aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (SK2xO)
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I think if it's just for Halloween, it doesn't really count.
But I don't get the "adults wearing costumes for Halloween" thing either. I guess maybe if it's a costume party (which I wouldn't attend either). But going to the office or out on the town? Dumb.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)
If she talked to someone about her "crippling" shyness, she isn't that shy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (Y4EXg)
steak after a hard week of work but your wife says the neighbors just
called to invite you both to dinner and you have to go. And they serve
fish and salad.
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (32YRo)
**mists up**
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (BRpqW)
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I'd be okay with relocating them all to California, to be honest.
Belgium works too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (q80AH)
My theory is that we should offer a one-time payment of $20,000 or some such to people if they will move to California and help implement socialism. Then, after a critical mass of leftists has moved to Cali, fence the state off, impose a military dictatorship, and tell them that the only way to leave is to dig a subway tunnel from SF to Needles. With their hands.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM
A nice 8-point chased 3 does across our back pasture last night. First nice buck I've seen since last year.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (ujg0T)
I think if its that, or some poor bastard offs themselves - there's really not much that can go wrong. You're pretty much 100% after a couple of days, but it's a vacation you don't soon forget. At worst, you're back where you started.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (Z1ykJ)
Ah, the old identical twin identity switch! That's a classic.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (jKCMH)
One of the Daily Mail commentors notes that this girl looks unhealthy, and I agree. I think she needs a change of diet and an exorcism. I've read the testimony of exorcists who say that possessed people typically have weird, uncomfortable facial expressions, and she certainly qualifies.
Posted by: dabhidh at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (O6j2k)
_______________
He got the woman from Arkansas pregnant during the time he was screwing his dead brother's wife.
And his wife's divorce papers say he left her with barely enough money to take care of their kids, because he was spending all his money (and this asshole was making millions a year off his graft) on hookers and cocaine.
The graft, the crack pipes, the whores, the dead brother's wife, it all goes to the same issue: his total lack of character and integrity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM
Nah, this is the result of generations of prosperity leaving people without any sort of hardships to overcome, combined with feminism telling women that to want to marry and be mothers is wrong. They're bored and miserable.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (wCmLp)
I took 1/2 a dose two different times, and then a whole dose on my third try. The third time I had a kind of panic attack, where I felt like I was losing control of my brain. I calmed myself down by slamming like 4 beers. But for 10 years after that, I would occasionally get the same kind of panic attack, usually while trying to fall asleep. Not fun!
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
Nobody in my office does (though it's technically allowed). Even the one woman who's super into Halloween and super into dressing up doesn't do it.
Like, maybe 8 people between all the agencies in the building do it, at most.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: The Men of the Middle East and North Africa at October 17, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
****
So does Mrs D.
So I went out and got a Dyson.
Now that is a vacuum!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: andycanuck
The best way to fire the boss is just open the trap door underneath her chair that leads to a chute that spits her out into the parking lot - surprise!
No time for tears, right?
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
I'd have a hard time not disowning the kid for that.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:40 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (VWznU)
...current season of Goliath
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Which is what GFCI plugs are all about.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:41 PM (sE4m0)
One of the Daily Mail commentors notes that this girl looks unhealthy, and I agree. I think she needs a change of diet and an exorcism. I've read the testimony of exorcists who say that possessed people typically have weird, uncomfortable facial expressions, and she certainly qualifies.
Posted by: dabhidh at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (O6j2k)
Interesting. Think it could be related to surprise anal?
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:41 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (sjdRT)
The graft, the crack pipes, the whores, the dead brother's wife, it all goes to the same issue: his total lack of character and integrity.
Yeah, but those traits are features, not bugs, to democrats.
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (2KYgn)
The whole twin element makes this into a gooc Columbo show.
martin landau. spoiler: they both did it. a toaster was involved.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (14YOo)
I took 1/2 a dose two different times, and then a whole dose on my third try. The third time I had a kind of panic attack, where I felt like I was losing control of my brain. I calmed myself down by slamming like 4 beers. But for 10 years after that, I would occasionally get the same kind of panic attack, usually while trying to fall asleep. Not fun!
Posted by: Chris M
Do you get that from the naturals?
Peyote and mushrooms?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Toad-O at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (+JXlO)
Posted by: Chris M
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Sorry you had a terrible reaction but I do applaud your problem solving skills with the 4 beers thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 04:43 PM (Y4EXg)
There have to be parking garages in Belgium, right?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2019 04:28 PM (O7MnT)
For a while over there, it was carbon monoxide poisoning, using a charcoal brazier and a tightly sealed room.
It's a killer, keeping up with the latest fads.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2019 04:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
steak after a hard week of work but your wife says the neighbors just
called to invite you both to dinner and you have to go. And they serve
fish and salad.
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (32YRo)
. . . and since she has your balls and your car, you take the Vespa, so you can meet up with her . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:43 PM (jYnPD)
Today is my last day in my forty's...maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead...///
Hey, it's as good a reason as the 23 girl has///
Posted by: lin-duh at October 17, 2019 04:38 PM (UUBmN)
Happy pre-Birthday, lin-duh! And don't even come NEAR my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (HaL55)
11m
In case you were wondering if the UN Human Rights Council was still trash, Venezuela just won a seat on it.
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (BqBId)
I didn't know about that then.
I'm willing to bet that the press corps that are saying there is no Deep State--AND--would not call Chuck Shroomer a "conspiracy nut" for his ic-can-get-the-President-back-six-ways-til-Sunday at the same time, would tell me "...and it HASN'T!"
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: dabhidh at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (O6j2k)
She needs a giant serving of meat, served hot and unexpectedly.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: South Park Stan at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (ANMrK)
She doesn't want to kill herself.
She wants to murder her twin for making her feel inferior, and try to make everyone else think it's a suicide.
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sm6Pk)
__________
This has blockbuster film noir written all over it ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (8u87b)
I suppose they know now.
Irresponsible bf as well. He looks dark.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (UUBmN)
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One that leaves telltale traces on the costumes. Body fluids glow under black light. And those furries don't clean those costumes that often. Just sayin'
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (HALdu)
Part of Burgundy. Burgundy was a particularly rebellious vassal of the French crown and also a member of the HRE.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Allie
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She seems nice.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Remember Monty Python's competition for the worst insult to call Belgians? They couldn't find anything worse than 'Fat Belgian Bastards!'
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (UFLLM)
ABC refers to him shacking up with his brother's widow as something for the tabloids to talk about.
_______________
He got the woman from Arkansas pregnant during the time he was screwing his dead brother's wife.
And his wife's divorce papers say he left her with barely enough
money to take care of their kids, because he was spending all his money
(and this asshole was making millions a year off his graft) on hookers
and cocaine.
The graft, the crack pipes, the whores, the dead brother's wife, it
all goes to the same issue: his total lack of character and integrity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (k4dH2)
Apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (N39Ws)
That's literally how screwed up kids are becoming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:46 PM (14YOo)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (8u87b)
I thought Blockbuster went out of business.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Lizzy Lou Who
@_wintergirl
Replying to liar Brian Stelter's, tweet
https://tinyurl.com/y4ulxdhg
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:46 PM (14YOo)
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Life is fungible.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (BqBId)
figures
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian
Or worse, your Vespa has a side car - that she make you sit in while she drives.
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (32YRo)
Fucking soy bitches. MAN UP. Jump off a cliff.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
money to take care of their kids, because he was spending all his money
(and this asshole was making millions a year off his graft) on hookers
and cocaine.
The graft, the crack pipes, the whores, the dead brother's wife, it
all goes to the same issue: his total lack of character and integrity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:39 PM (k4dH2)
Apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (N39Ws)
In fairness, hookers and blow is a better excuse than gambling.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (HALdu)
No, no. Calories are just calories and it is ridiculous to think that chemistry matters. She should drink some gasoline if she needs a quick pick-me-up.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 04:48 PM (Ibwur)
Lizzy Lou Who
@_wintergirl
Replying to liar Brian Stelter's, tweet
https://tinyurl.com/y4ulxdhg
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 04:47 PM (wiXsO)
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:48 PM (vEIlU)
I don't understand this. I've tried LSD, and I just can't imagine it being helpful.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 04:29 PM (eAZVt)
i have to say i was disappointed when i tried it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 04:48 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tradd at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (GSJcT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (5l6gb)
Seriously, mental illness is no joke and making death available because one is never happy and in mental pain is a tragedy.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:46 PM (HALdu)
In the olden days (a few years ago), they would call that a cry for help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (vEIlU)
I'm guessing its not cheap. Probably have to dry clean.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 04:45 PM (8u87b)
Bette Davis, Karl Malden, "Dead Ringer", 1964.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Typical blockbuster: Paperwork mix-up a la Brazil - the wrong person is set up as a "euthanasia" target and has to evade their assassin.
More psychological: A husband or wife gets their spouse as their "euthanasia" target. Chaos ensues.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)
I really don't see the big deal with euthanasia. Adults want to off themselves, who am I to say no? Do it, whatever.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 04:36 PM (FiUMj)
She's not talking about suicide. That would be a moral issue, and an issue between her and her family, and generally not any one else's business (at least, that's one way to look at it).
The problem is that she wants someone ELSE to shoulder the moral, legal and emotional consequences of taking a life. Also, it perverts the medical profession's primary ethos of "do no harm".
The biggest problem in my mind is that it gets the government in the habit of killing it's own citizens, absent the obvious law enforcement/security exceptions to the social contract. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want a fucking unelected government bureaucrat passing judgement on whether I live or die. And this euthanasia thing is a very real slippery slope into that abyss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (wGqjj)
Perhaps the entire country needs to take a pill?
It did not help that it was a commuter train, I was American and wanting to chat, while periodically coughing like I had TB.
But they were cranky before they knew this about me, a group of three guys, and one hipster dude finally gave me one of the two seats he was perched on.
We passed a beautiful old windmill, I turned in delight to tell them their country is beautiful. Not one would meet my eyes. Bastids. They speak English, Finnish and French, so no excuse there except I was an apparently hated American. And I never felt this snub anywhere else I traveled.
Posted by: ChristyBlink aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (SK2xO)
Peyote and mushrooms?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (sE4m0)
I've tripped probably 100 plus times, mostly acid (a lot pharmaceutical) mirror image, as well as mushrooms and peyote. Yes, you can bum out on anything. The only time things got really, really weird for me was peyote. Twice. I've had friends very unhappy on peyote as well, shrooms can also be very strong. Problem with naturals is you're still kind of guessing the dose, just like you can have 10 hot peppers, but a couple are OMG!
IMHO, it's the in-between dose that you don't want. You don't want to be taking enough where you begin to fight it, the part where you've still got yourself planted in reality is where it gets uncomfortable. Because your ego is fighting to keep you together and grounded. You want to jump on that rocket and go. The times I was 100% totally and completely gone were the best times, reentry is the only part of the trip it gets a little dicey (3rd bardo).
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler! at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
that leads to a chute that spits her out into the parking lot --
surprise!
Speaking of Maxwell Smart! (If you're old enough to recall.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:32 PM (VWznU)
Only when a big fish breaks off just outside the net.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Twelve point buck walks by two days before opening season.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:33 PM
You've just fired up a Cohiba, poured a glass of fine single malt and just sat down and you hear, "Get your coat! We have to go to the store."
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 04:52 PM (axyOa)
If they off the one girl are they guilty of murdering the other?
How do you balance the rights of multiple personalities in these situations.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:52 PM (VWznU)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
**********
Or Megadeth
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 04:53 PM (BqBId)
that leads to a chute that spits her out into the parking lot --
surprise!
ANAL!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (I2/tG)
I don't know. I've always been afraid of trying any psychedelics as I am afraid of losing control and/or freaking out.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (88cFV)
If they off the one girl are they guilty of murdering the other?
How do you balance the rights of multiple personalities in these situations.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:52 PM (HALdu)
"The Other", 1972, novel and film.
I'm starting to think there's nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (Dh1wo)
Before you go offing people you should make sure to exhaust the spanking and schtupping.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sponge
Boy, how did Matt Lauer get in her parking spot? Guess it's just not her day...
Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 04:55 PM (32YRo)
Business Idea: Dry cleaning for Furries. But instead of dry cleaning you just hose off the outside and spray down the interior with bear spray...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 17, 2019 04:55 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 04:53 PM (BqBId)
A good disc, for sure.
Train of Consequences is a rippin' track.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)
https://t.co/qAKs5sA3z8
https://t.co/EtUlKrhl0Q
"This is awful. Did you know for years @JoeBiden told people his wife and 13-month-old daughter were killed by a drunk driver, when in fact the accident was tragically her fault. The truck driver was haunted by the accident until he died"
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Although Dunn was not at fault and was quick to render assistance, he was haunted by the accident for the rest of his life. Dunn passed away in 1999, 27 years later, but as his daughter told the Post, "He always got very solemn around Christmastime because the anniversary was Dec. 18, and he never wanted to celebrate the holidays."
After an exhaustive online search, I can find no mention of Biden ever apologizing to Hamill or to her family. And that POLITICO piece by Michael Kruse I quoted above? It was headlined, "How Grief Became Joe Biden's Superpower," which is enough to make you sick after learning how Biden twisted the facts -- and his own grief -- for, what, a slicker stump speech?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 17, 2019 04:56 PM (9BmSv)
I'm starting to think there's nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)
When was the last time that creativity was rewarded? We have been reducing creativity since political correctness was rolled out in the 80s.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Pete Polarek at October 17, 2019 04:56 PM (C1NyB)
nobody went to war to save Belgium. Belgium was the football field that all the armies stomped on while they were trying to kill each other for other reasons. They were Bambi caught in between Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 17, 2019 04:57 PM (EGSGm)
Scoff you may, but such are the crazy brains of yutes.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2019 04:57 PM (88cFV)
He looks like a grave robber. Perhaps that is his plan?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 04:57 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Love that song
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (5l6gb)
The WHOLE POINT behind suicide is that it's a DIY project!
Posted by: RKae at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Z1ykJ)
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Wow, someone who's tripped more than I have.
We'll have to get together and compare notes at some point.
I probably only dropped acid 25 or so times. Only did peyote once and mushrooms a couple of times.
Peyote and mushrooms were "meh" compared to acid, in my limited experience.
A bad acid trips is really bad. The feedback loop the brain develops during a bad trip is awful.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Apparently he woke up in the middle of the night, sat straight up on his bed and was staring at the far wall. Completely rigid in place. Weird shit.
He was evac'd to the hospital and later on to the States.
Last I heard he had tripped about 5 years earlier on LSD while in high school. Just once...didn't like it and never went back. This was his brain kicking it back on.
Nasty stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (axyOa)
Single-payer Paolo:
-Looks like George Costanza
-Hung like a squirrel
-Four-year waiting list
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (oVJmc)
He looks like a grave robber. Perhaps that is his plan?
He likes 'em cold. And dry.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (VWznU)
*******
Nolte: Democrats Are Losing Millions and Millions of Debate Viewers on CNN
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 04:59 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 04:59 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 04:58 PM (5l6gb)
Got a bud that has that as my ringtone. Said one day that he was sitting there and suddenly started rocking out for no reason then realized it was me calling and had to call me back.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 04:42 PM (14YOo)
how about going...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 05:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)
It may be the only way we get rid of her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 05:01 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 04:30 PM (2KYgn)
__________
That Soviet totalitarianism that does not kill you ... makes you stronger?
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 05:02 PM (iUQI9)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 05:02 PM (BqBId)
All because he once was a playboy and ran with the rich and famous, and because of an injury, can't do that anymore.
Movie ends with him dead via one of those fancy death clinics in Holland, and with the girlfriend getting a million bucks inheritance so she can travel to some foreign city, smiling while thinking of him. Like that was a satisfactory ending?!
I finished that movie absolutely non-plussed. The inside of a liberal mind is a scary, scary place.
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (zFgol)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 05:02 PM (BqBId)
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Was it Kap'n Krisco?
I bet it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit
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Was it Fred Sanford?
"This is it! I'm comin', Elizabeth!"
Posted by: RKae at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (hrQ04)
He looks like a grave robber. Perhaps that is his plan?
"It could WORK!!" - creepy new boyfriend who backhoes as a hobby
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
That might help speed things up.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 05:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit
ONE!
HA-HA-HA-HA!
Posted by: The Count at October 17, 2019 05:04 PM (VWznU)
how about going...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 05:01 PM (8D42x)
......he came and went at the same time.
Posted by: The Punchline at October 17, 2019 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)
ONE!
HA-HA-HA-HA!
Posted by: The Count at October 17, 2019 05:04 PM (VWznU)
And, if I'm not mistaken, he was a reporter that was PAID to be there, reporting on the "event."
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (hrQ04)
Again?
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 05:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 17, 2019 05:05 PM (VWznU)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 05:03 PM (hrQ04)
Rick Perry has reported this is fake news.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I was told there would be free Ripple.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (gwbvu)
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Because, God FORBID the characters should learn something and change. You know: have a story arc!
Leftists are sick. Their characters in films NEVER learn anything. They're always right from the word go and right at the end.
Posted by: RKae at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (DQebX)
I am positive that the little tykes will amuse themselves baking cookies at home, sewing Halloween costumes, and helping mom and dad out with chores.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 05:06 PM (EYsyU)
********
One Person Attended Mark Sanford's Campaign Launch Against Trump
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 05:02 PM (BqBId)
Did he ever take up with the Argentine lady?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (ujg0T)
Think she dumped him..
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (a0IVu)
Did he ever take up with the Argentine lady?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (ujg0T)
Every time he made a booty call.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Will it affect their education? Probably not.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 05:07 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Dh1wo)
Will discuss euthanasia class with husband, who will probably just throw me to the wolves with a shovel and tell me to deal.
I do hope and pray I don't get the bulb addiction again next summer when the catalogues arrive by mail.
And SHE thinks she has the world on her bony shoulders? The nerve. She should call Prince Harry and bark at the moon, as he is perpetually depressed as well.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 05:08 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Broseidon
That's the only way he can get a stiffy. Most just get a mortuary job.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 05:08 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Broseidon
*******
Alice Cooper's Cold Ethyl
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 05:09 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FrodoB at October 17, 2019 04:17 PM (NTkSq)
In short? We made Government God. Unfortunately Satan rules this world and boy does that asshole adore the power of The State.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 05:09 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 05:10 PM (wiXsO)
We'd give her something to live for.
Or a fear of leaving the planet in our hands.
Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2019 05:10 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 05:10 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 05:10 PM (hrQ04)
Posted by: t-bird
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Now that you mention it, I sort of noticed that over there.
Everyone is trying way too hard to laugh and be witty as they hang out in restaurants and pubs. The cigarette-posing is unbearable (if you're sane).
That's why they're all so leftist: because all their "jokes" are nothing but piling on; mocking the stuff "that everyone agrees is stupid." Their humor is decidedly hive-mind oriented.
I must have looked like a serial killer wandering around by myself and talking to no one.
Posted by: RKae at October 17, 2019 05:11 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 05:11 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 05:12 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 05:15 PM (U/b2O)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Belgium ultimately won the war for France. Germany expected them to step aside while they drove on Paris. Their stubborn resistance stopped the German Army just long enough for the French to make a stand at the First Battle of the Marne. The Germans had to dig in and the trenches were off to the races.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2019 05:21 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 17, 2019 05:21 PM (qSCcj)
Posted by: Sisqui at October 17, 2019 05:31 PM (ienGK)
Posted by: pawn at October 17, 2019 05:32 PM (+LeF+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 17, 2019 05:35 PM (qSCcj)
I'm praying for you.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 05:44 PM (G546f)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 17, 2019 05:51 PM (qSCcj)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 05:58 PM (G546f)
Posted by: rayra at October 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Pgsaa)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
THIS.
If life was truly unbearable, she'd take a handful of socialized medicine pills or use a rope and a tree and off herself the low-key, old-fashioned way. She wants to be the center of attention, and she can't compete with her sister.
Posted by: Helen at October 17, 2019 06:11 PM (RH3OH)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 17, 2019 06:15 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: dj3way at October 17, 2019 06:21 PM (bhPL1)
She needs a giant serving of meat, served hot and unexpectedly.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:44 PM (HALdu)
Maybe she's not the only one who needs an exorcist.
Posted by: dabhidh at October 17, 2019 06:26 PM (pO3ga)
I listened to it so you don't have to. You're welcome. (Truthfully, I tuned out and skipped forward a lot.)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 17, 2019 06:28 PM (xptlg)
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