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Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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(H/T ALH)

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Good morning Morons. Let us review some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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  • Looks like Bill Kristol has been traveling.

  • Elon Musk genius or total dumb shit?

  • Armed robber forgets arms.

  • Who will be the Moron guinea pig?

  • Sometimes apologies just don't cut it.

  • This gives new meaning to the .99 menu.

  • Some things you can't unsee. Yeah, I would agree with that.

  • About that missing package..........

  • Ahhh the old "Bait & Switch" routine.

  • Everybody's vacation destination is different. This isn't for me.

  • That's one hell of a brewski.

  • The dog ate my homework. The cat ate my electrician.

  • Shut up and leave us alone.

    Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger in this open thread. Remember the rules are simple, don't run with sharp objects and be kind to one another. Have a great weekend!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:45 AM




    Comments

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    1 Yikes.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2019 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

    2 Hello

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 19, 2019 08:48 AM (xQfPr)

    3 Good morning Horde!

    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 08:48 AM (gJ3Vg)

    4 Everyone sleeping still

    Posted by: Stacy at October 19, 2019 08:50 AM (LIhNq)

    5 Just saying hi
    Got lots of yard stuff to do and hopefully will get some done today.

    Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2019 08:51 AM (ZCEU2)

    6 Everyone sleeping still"

    Nah. Up w/the pups... and coffeve.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 08:51 AM (6qErC)

    7 Did somebody say "Day without cars"?


    https://twitter.com/detgrim/status/1184898297217069056

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 08:51 AM (cqNba)

    8 Morning Folks

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 08:52 AM (JFO2v)

    9 Van Jones "without proof, Cankles is doing the Russians bidding"

    So what have the dims been doing for 4 years ??

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 08:53 AM (rpxSz)

    10 Residents in a town in Somerset have been left shaken after a bag of sex toys

    She was shaking snapping her fingers

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

    11 Just think what that broad would have done for a Happy Meal.

    Matt Lauer would be proud.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2019 08:53 AM (Z+IKu)

    12 Solidarity, Y'All: How Socialists Are Targeting Trump Country

    (Bloomberg) -- America's socialists reckon they're on a roll. Next stop: Trump country.


    The movement has long been confined to the fringes in U.S. politics, and also on the map. It's associated nowadays with hipster enclaves of the West Coast, or New York -- where the country's most famous socialists are teaming up on Saturday, when Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will endorse Bernie Sanders for president at a rally.



    But now it's spreading across the Rust Belt, Midwest and South. At least 60 branches of the Democratic Socialists of America, the most prominent among a bunch of reinvigorated leftist groups -- have sprung up in the the past year, mostly in conservative areas where President Donald Trump did well with voters.




    This is so typical of the leftist crap that is pushed out every day by Bloomberg. Just flat out pro-commie. Y'all. See they know how to talk to us hicks

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2019 08:54 AM (L8DmP)

    13 Van Jones "without proof, Cankles is doing the Russians bidding"

    Without 80 proof, she doesn't even bother getting up in the morning.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (NAs56)

    14 "Day without cars"?

    *looks out front. F 150, Ranger, 2 SUVs*

    So?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (6qErC)

    15 'Dainel Enrique Garcia Zambrano'

    Yep totally not an illegal immigrant

    Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (Tnijr)

    16 Saving up your money for a rainy day
    Giving all your clothes to charity
    Last night the wife said
    Oh boy, when you're dead
    You don't take nothing with you but your soul


    Dig it!!!

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (kauXV)

    17 Naked Bike Wheel wielding man must have traveled to there...


    From Florida.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

    18 This gives new meaning to the .99 menu.

    Old joke

    ask a girl if she knows diff in big mac and blow job?

    when she says no

    Ask her to lunch

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

    19 3 Good morning Horde!
    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 08:48 AM (gJ3Vg)


    On your way to Hayward?
    I have to drink some moar coffee before my adventures begin.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 08:56 AM (aA3+G)

    20 have sprung up in the the past year"

    "Why gawsh, these far left groups just sprawng uppa outta nowhere, 'cause they know that OrangeManBad!
    Right over there, just between the corn and soybean fields.."

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)

    21 Husband just reminded me that "Soylent Green" is set in 2022...

    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 08:57 AM (UUBmN)

    22 Tropical Storm Nestor here in NE Florida this morning.

    What kind of name is Nestor anyway? Who came up with that?

    Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2019 08:57 AM (88xKn)

    23 >>>>11 Just think what that broad would have done for a Happy Meal.



    Put her teeth in?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)

    24 On your way to Hayward?



    Hayward be cold.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

    25 Van Jones "without proof, Cankles is doing the Russians bidding"

    --

    I find it hilarious their Boris and Natasha boogeyman obsession.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 08:58 AM (JoUsr)

    26 What kind of name is Nestor anyway? Who came up with that?"

    Homer.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 08:58 AM (6qErC)

    27 ZOD

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 08:59 AM (XzT/D)

    28 Put her teeth in?"

    Coffeve, meet keyboard...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

    29 The joke at the top of the thread reminds me of a

    "Who's Line is It Anyway?" skit around the premise of-

    "Things you don't want the person telling you to start laughing evilly after.'

    It was a funny skit and we used it as a running joke for about a week.

    Try it. You'll like it.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 08:59 AM (kauXV)

    30 25 Van Jones "without proof, Cankles is doing the Russians bidding"

    --

    I find it hilarious their Boris and Natasha boogeyman obsession.
    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 08:58 AM (JoUsr)


    Why is Russia so bad when them f*cking wothless POSs loved them the Soviet Union?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:00 AM (aA3+G)

    31 If you didn't want the damn Chalupa Box, don't tell me you didn't see the price on the menu when ordered it.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2019 09:01 AM (EZebt)

    32
    Hayward be cold.
    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)


    It would be for you southerners

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:01 AM (aA3+G)

    33 What kind of name is Nestor anyway?
    ____________

    It's Greek, and the Nestor in Greek mythology was the son of the king of Pylos and the grandson of Poseidon.

    Hispanics also use the name for boys, it's supposed to mean "wise" in Spanish.

    I don't know who picked it, but it was probably somebody trying to be "multicultural" and "inclusive."

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2019 09:01 AM (k4dH2)

    34 > So what have the dims been doing for 4 years ??

    More like 80 years now, but yeah.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:01 AM (Do2h6)

    35 16 Saving up your money for a rainy day
    Giving all your clothes to charity
    Last night the wife said
    Oh boy, when you're dead
    You don't take nothing with you but your soul


    Dig it!!!

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (kauXV)

    Never seen a Uhaul behind a hearse

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:02 AM (JFO2v)

    36 Zod identifies as a Russian bot.

    His pronouns are Mbl, Tbl, Bbl.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:02 AM (XzT/D)

    37 Never seen a U-Haul used as a hearse.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:03 AM (XzT/D)

    38 > At least 60 branches of the Democratic Socialists of America, the most prominent among a bunch of reinvigorated leftist groups -- have sprung up

    Most of which have a membership consisting of about five lazy, stinky hippies in dreadlocks.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:03 AM (Do2h6)

    39 "Why is Russia so bad when them f*cking wothless POSs loved them the Soviet Union?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:00 AM (aA3+G) "



    Well, my theory has always been that all of us stupid Deplorables were supposed to suck it straight in because we were so mindlessly conditioned to fear Russians back in the day.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 09:04 AM (bwo3w)

    40 Without 80 proof, she doesn't even bother getting up in the morning.
    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 08:55 AM (NAs56)

    also known as "water" to Cankles

    100 prrof VR with a Everclear backer

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:05 AM (rpxSz)

    41 39

    Well, my theory has always been that all of us stupid Deplorables were supposed to suck it straight in because we were so mindlessly conditioned to fear Russians back in the day.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 09:04 AM (bwo3w)

    Reaganites quickly got over this fear the minute he stood up to them and they shut da fuck up.

    Notice it is the Progressives that still fear that we will upset the Russians, or the Chinaman, or the Kurds, or the......

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:07 AM (JFO2v)

    42 Dammit General Mills has f'd up my Golden Grahams.



    On an unrelated note:

    Baby take your teeth out, try it one time:

    https://tinyurl.com/y4675v79

    Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2019 09:07 AM (Tnijr)

    43 42 Dammit General Mills has f'd up my Golden Grahams.



    On an unrelated note:

    Baby take your teeth out, try it one time:

    https://tinyurl.com/y4675v79
    Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2019 09:07 AM (Tnijr)

    Ill take things never said by Kaboom eaters for $500 Alex.

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:08 AM (JFO2v)

    44 > The cat ate my electrician.

    Note that the Communist News Network refers to the location repeatedly as a "house of worship", never as a "mosque". As if there's any other kind of "house of worship" in Bumfuck, Pakistan.



    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:08 AM (Do2h6)

    45 This day is starting poorly and I know it will get worse.

    I hate that feeling.

    Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2019 09:09 AM (ZfRYq)

    46 This day is starting poorly and I know it will get worse.

    I hate that feeling.
    Posted by: blaster
    ---
    welcome to my day!

    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:10 AM (UUBmN)

    47 27
    ZOD

    Who is Russian bot's on the Chesapeake for 200, Alex

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:10 AM (NVYyb)

    48 The closing for the sale of my last piece of CT real estate is on Wednesday, thank you Lord

    The buyer is an anonymous LLC, don't know who it is

    The only people I knew in the little village moved away

    so I don't understand why the secrecy

    as long as their money is green, couldn't care less

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:11 AM (rpxSz)

    49 Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2019 09:09 AM (ZfRYq)


    Slides blaster a hot cup of Karuba Dark Roast coffee.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:11 AM (aA3+G)

    50 Kremlin:

    "Which of the Democratic nominees shall we use as our puppet?"
    "Perhaps the homosexualist intelligence analyst FOBbit who poses as a war hero?"
    "No. He is a cake-eater. What about Warren?"
    "She is a woman. Women are mercurial and don't remain bought. They have no honor."
    "Hmm...the gay black man from New Jersey?"
    "Perhaps. His own kind despise men who submit to other men, so he could be manipulated..."

    (pencils scratch on pads)

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:12 AM (XzT/D)

    51 The cat ate my electrician.


    the BBQ is on the roof

    repeat

    the BBQ is on the roof

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:13 AM (rpxSz)

    52 >>ZOD
    Who is Russian bot's on the Chesapeake for 200, Alex
    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:10 AM (NVYyb)

    It is written.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:13 AM (XzT/D)

    53 Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's takedown of Hillary. I wonder where the rest of the Dem Profiles in Courage are on this?


    Scratch that. I don't.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:13 AM (T6t7i)

    54 A cold and rainy morning here, which it would have to be for an APFT. I always pass, but not by much, so it's crappy and stressful. It's simultaneously encouraging and depressing when I pass lots of younger Soldiers on the 2 mile run, though.

    Posted by: Grimaldi at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (JCZqz)

    55 >
    On your way to Hayward?
    I have to drink some moar coffee before my adventures begin.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 08:56 AM (aA3+G)



    In Hayward since 1400 yesterday.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (gJ3Vg)

    56 We used to sell a 17% Triple Bock by Sam Adams.

    Truly one of the nastiest beers I ever consumed, like drinking carbonated barley cough syrup. Still yet, some people would swear it tasted fantastic and was such a sophisticated taste. But then again people will talk themselves into eating fish eggs and the salty, slimy swamp-peas that are capers.

    Hopefully they've upped their game when they upped their ABV.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (tQoYb)

    57 > Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's takedown of Hillary. I wonder where the rest of the Dem Profiles in Courage are on this?

    Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (Do2h6)

    58 " I just love it when they start weaving between lanes because the phone is more important than the traffic around them" ... from last post, regarding the woman that ran over kids.


    The new thing is doing a Dopamine Fast ... putting the electronics away to stop the body from getting addicted to a need for some notification of a text or email or YouTube new video. Ace has posted about the dopamine addiction being part of BigTech's marketing plan ... specifically Facebook, iirc.


    Others are saying the only escape is to stop carrying the SmartPhone ... or whatever version of phone people use that tracks them and then feeds them notifications based on where they are and what they are talking about. Huawei would turn that into something even more malicious.

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (Cus5s)

    59 In Hayward since 1400 yesterday.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (gJ3Vg)


    What a gorgeous afternoon.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (aA3+G)

    60 >>eating fish eggs and the salty, slimy swamp-peas that are capers. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (tQoYb)

    Good morning. Zod will have smoked oysters and braunschweiger on Ritz.

    In this way is the fast broken.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:16 AM (XzT/D)

    61 Last night at a dinner here in NJ the entire table discussed where to move, so as to get away from the onerous taxes in NJ. Very weird to hear all these Democrats break from their usual climate emergency! talk. Anyway, they were talking entirely about red states. I pointed that out and told them they wouldn't be happy in any of those places, surrounded by Trump voters for the first time in their adult lives. It was persuasive, I think.


    Y'all can thank me now. I saved you, and persuaded them that Massachusetts is really where they want to live (for us, it's a big tax savings to move there).

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:16 AM (NVYyb)

    62 In Hayward "

    CA?... went to Linda Vista Elementary ... some time ago.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 09:16 AM (6qErC)

    63 Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (Do2h6)


    Good they are up to about 8.3% in the polls- the 3 of them that is.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:16 AM (aA3+G)

    64 54 A cold and rainy morning here, which it would have to be for an APFT. I always pass, but not by much, so it's crappy and stressful. It's simultaneously encouraging and depressing when I pass lots of younger Soldiers on the 2 mile run, though.
    Posted by: Grimaldi at October 19, 2019 09:14 AM (JCZqz)

    what do you have to run it in? 16 mins?

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM (JFO2v)

    65
    Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.





    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus)


    If you'd asked me which other ones might, I'd have picked him. In an optimistic take, this may be the beginning of the purge of the lunatics. It starts with the sane ones self identifying. Think about that. MW is one of the sane ones.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM (T6t7i)

    66 Saturday yard work chores have been canceled due to rain. Thanks, Nestor!

    I do believe I'll have a second coffee to celebrate.

    Posted by: weew at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM (gk7if)

    67 surrounded by Trump voters for the first time in their adult lives. "

    And people who own gunz. And pick'emup trucks. And say "Bless you" n' stuff.

    They'd hate it here.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM (6qErC)

    68 Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's takedown of Hillary.

    ....

    Who hasn't Russia gotten to?

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (tQoYb)

    69 Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's
    takedown of Hillary. I wonder where the rest of the Dem Profiles in
    Courage are on this?



    Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.





    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (Do2h6)


    Are they all on suicide watch now?

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (L8DmP)

    70 >>Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.

    He intends to ask her to prom. He will accidentally prick her when attaching the corsage. Laughter will occur. Photos will be taken.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (XzT/D)

    71 >
    What a gorgeous afternoon.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:15 AM (aA3+G)



    True dat. Past peak colors. Huuuge acorn crop.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (gJ3Vg)

    72
    Well, my theory has always been that all of us stupid Deplorables were supposed to suck it straight in because we were so mindlessly conditioned to fear Russians back in the day.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 09:04 AM (bwo3w)

    ===

    I got over that fear quickly when I saw giant empty supermarket shelves with nothing for sale.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)

    73 Good morning. Zod will have smoked oysters and braunschweiger on Ritz.

    .....

    I'm grateful I'm not hungover this morning or that would've made me vomit a bit in my mouth.

    All Hail Zod!

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:19 AM (tQoYb)

    74 >>61 Last night at a dinner here in NJ the entire table discussed where to move, so as to get away from the onerous taxes in NJ. Very weird to hear all these Democrats break from their usual climate emergency! talk. Anyway, they were talking entirely about red states. I pointed that out and told them they wouldn't be happy in any of those places, surrounded by Trump voters for the first time in their adult lives. It was persuasive, I think.


    Y'all can thank me now. I saved you, and persuaded them that Massachusetts is really where they want to live (for us, it's a big tax savings to move there).
    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

    Works both ways. My son moved to Boston 2 years ago. Absolutely hated it. He called my wife two weeks ago and she flew out there and helped him pack to move back to flyover country.

    Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2019 09:20 AM (y4bHB)

    75 Got a neighbor's Elk auction to make an appearance at. Wish the auction was for a real elk. No deer this season yet.

    Posted by: S.Lynn at October 19, 2019 09:20 AM (z4UIY)

    76 He intends to ask her to prom. He will accidentally
    prick her when attaching the corsage. Laughter will occur. Photos will
    be taken.

    Posted by: Zod


    This seems like a rather elaborate fantasy for a demigod.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:21 AM (T6t7i)

    77 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:16 AM (aA3+G)

    Never understood that your nic was a contradiction in terms

    guess I shoulda finished HS

    a little late now

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:21 AM (rpxSz)

    78 Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's takedown of Hillary.

    -
    Why didn't Marianne just turn Hillz into a toad? I mean, it's not even that big a change.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 09:22 AM (+y/Ru)

    79 Test

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2019 09:22 AM (QZCjk)

    80 70 >>Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.

    He intends to ask her to prom. He will accidentally prick her when attaching the corsage. Laughter will occur. Photos will be taken.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (XzT/D)

    much pricking comes after the prom

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:22 AM (JFO2v)

    81 So CNNs Hate List grows?

    Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2019 09:22 AM (QZCjk)

    82 Amazing that the lefty loons are following Hillary down the insanity path.


    The twatters are throwing the usual accusations at her that they usually throw at republicans, ie "extremist," "endorsed by david duke," even "endorsed" by Tucker, as if. Instead of seeing that Hillary's "Russia" accusation is and has always been INSANE, regardless of who it's about, , they accept it and add more insanity.

    Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2019 09:23 AM (nRWPy)

    83 Why didn't Marianne just turn Hillz into a toad? I mean, it's not even that big a change.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


    She did turn her in to a newt, but the other newts rejected her, so she reverted.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:23 AM (T6t7i)

    84 Last night at a dinner here in NJ the entire table discussed where to move, so as to get away from the onerous taxes in NJ. Very weird to hear all these Democrats break from their usual climate emergency! talk. Anyway, they were talking entirely about red states. I pointed that out and told them they wouldn't be happy in any of those places, surrounded by Trump voters for the first time in their adult lives. It was persuasive, I think.


    --

    Did you happen to get them to "connect the dots" to their voting habits and the now-need to flee the high tax crapholes they've created?

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 09:23 AM (JoUsr)

    85 Occasionally when doing exercises in Graf I would have to bribe the German civilians at the parts Depot with a 33% Ice Bock, had one once, it glugged out like syrup and the taste was indescribably bad. But they liked it and I got my part.

    Posted by: Tinffoilbaby at October 19, 2019 09:24 AM (0ljU1)

    86 > She did turn her in to a newt

    Hey, leave me out of this.

    Posted by: Former House Speaker Gingrich at October 19, 2019 09:24 AM (Do2h6)

    87 Just saw three bobcats in the backyard. Making a comeback in northern NH.

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:24 AM (4EQnV)

    88 Morning!

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2019 09:25 AM (438dO)

    89 82 Amazing that the lefty loons are following Hillary down the insanity path.

    IKR

    it's nuts

    I'll bet Tulsi doesn't get her "Carly" moment to respond to the attack in the next debate

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:25 AM (rpxSz)

    90 >>This seems like a rather elaborate fantasy for a demigod. Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:21 AM (T6t7i)

    She chewed at the hard rubber of the gag-ball, but it was no use--she was speechless. Attempts to free herself from the restraints had exhausted her. Somewhere behind her, she heard the strange cackle, and felt the moist knob brush against her bare posterior.
    "Aloha, my sweet," the old woman's voice muttered, chuckling. Pudgy hands grasped her hips. She sighed, resigned, and tried to think of surfing...

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:26 AM (XzT/D)

    91 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    Just when I think I can't love Trump as President any more,

    He just ups the ante:

    https://www.scribd.com/document/430922605/C-

    Harder-CNN-Re-Pres-Trump-Trump-Campaign-10-16-

    19?

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    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 09:26 AM (kauXV)

    92 and you complain about your neighbors

    Demented gunman shoots dead his two neighbors, set his own apartment on fire and then kills himself after he 'snapped' over decade-long fight about the noise their cats made

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:26 AM (JFO2v)

    93 57 > Marianne Williamson has strongly endorsed Tulsi's takedown of Hillary. I wonder where the rest of the Dem Profiles in Courage are on this?

    Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.
    ______________

    She'll probably get the support of all the other low-rated Dims who haven't got a shot. Except maybe Beta, who's just too much of a weasel-y coward to risk crossing Her Heinousness.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2019 09:26 AM (k4dH2)

    94 "Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:26 AM"

    I love prom stories.

    Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2019 09:27 AM (Tnijr)

    95 64 what do you have to run it in? 16 mins?
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM

    I'm not that young anymore. My minimum is 18:18. As usual, running on my own leading up to today, I'm hitting 18:10 or so. And every year past, on test day the adrenaline and other runners help me drop a minute or two and easily pass. Still, always a little nervous that this year may not see that kind of performance.

    Posted by: Grimaldi at October 19, 2019 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

    96 (Remove extra spaces)



    Posted by: naturalfake


    Dude.

    Posted by: TinyURL at October 19, 2019 09:27 AM (T6t7i)

    97 And people who own gunz.

    ========

    They always ask me if I own guns, and I tell the sad story of my canoe trip on the Delaware.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:28 AM (NVYyb)

    98 Y'all can thank me now. I saved you, and persuaded them that Massachusetts is really where they want to live.

    .....

    You can send the hawt females down South if you like.

    We'll have 'em drinking sweet tea and cooking biscuits n' gravy while knocked up, barefoot in the kitchen in no time.

    The power of boxed wine and apple pie moonshine is compelling.

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:28 AM (tQoYb)

    99 To survive the summer heat, Qatar not only air-conditions its soccer stadiums, but also the outdoors - in markets, along sidewalks, even at outdoor malls so people can window shop with a cool breeze. "If you turn off air conditioners, it will be unbearable. You cannot function effectively," says Yousef al-Horr, founder of the Gulf Organization for Research and Development.

    Yet outdoor air conditioning is part of a vicious cycle. Carbon emissions create global warming, which creates the desire for air conditioning, which creates the need for burning fuels that emit more carbon dioxide. In Qatar, total cooling capacity is expected to nearly double from 2016 to 2030, according to the International District Cooling and Heating Conference.

    And it's going to get hotter.

    -
    Can't win for losing.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 09:29 AM (+y/Ru)

    100 95 64 what do you have to run it in? 16 mins?
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:17 AM

    I'm not that young anymore. My minimum is 18:18. As usual, running on my own leading up to today, I'm hitting 18:10 or so. And every year past, on test day the adrenaline and other runners help me drop a minute or two and easily pass. Still, always a little nervous that this year may not see that kind of performance.
    Posted by: Grimaldi at October 19, 2019 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

    I ran 3 miles in 20:50 the day I turned 50. GOOD LUCK RUN EASY and thank you so much for your SERVICE!

    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:29 AM (JFO2v)

    101 >>You can send the hawt females down South if you like.

    The North does not produce "hawt females." This is known.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:29 AM (XzT/D)

    102 (Remove extra spaces)



    Posted by: naturalfake

    Dude.
    Posted by: TinyURL at October 19, 2019 09:27 AM (T6t7i)



    I don't use Russian assets, Tiny.

    Go peddle your goods to Tulsi!!!!


    *foams at mouth*

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 09:32 AM (kauXV)

    103 welcome to my day!
    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:10 AM (UUBmN)


    Lin-duh, how is your son doing today?

    Posted by: Emmie at October 19, 2019 09:33 AM (i/wJA)

    104 this is a youTube link to a Dr. Mindy Pelz ... she says our dopamine receptor sites can get overloaded and then not function well. Result can be we don't experience other normal joys as we should. She talks a little about various chemical resets .. in this case dopamine.


    it applies to other things besides tech, she mentions the instant deliveries from Amazon, or chain watching some Netflix series ... same as other addictions I guess, but tech is so easy and cheap.


    https://tinyurl.com/y3rh5dx4

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2019 09:33 AM (Cus5s)

    105 > Except maybe Beta, who's just too much of a weasel-y coward to risk crossing Her Heinousness.

    Beatoff would read that fantasy about getting pegged by Hillz while wearing a ball gag and think "Cool! I wonder if she'd let me wear a furry anime maid costume, too."

    Posted by: Former House Speaker Gingrich at October 19, 2019 09:33 AM (Do2h6)

    106 87 Just saw three bobcats in the backyard. Making a comeback in northern NH.
    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:24 AM (4EQnV)

    I see them every week in the Berkshires

    mostly darting across the road

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:34 AM (rpxSz)

    107 Did you happen to get them to "connect the dots" to their voting habits
    and the now-need to flee the high tax crapholes they've created?


    Fucking amazing, isn't it? I get pretty direct, to my wife's continued disgust, and tell them to their faces that it's all their fault; they voted for all these taxes they are fleeing now. They held fundraisers. What did they think would happen? Oh well, more fantastic summer tomatoes and corn for me.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:35 AM (NVYyb)

    108 Capers are good with smoked salmon. Also with breaded fried veal with a lemon and white wine sauce.

    Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2019 09:36 AM (QCc6B)

    109 Emmie,
    Fever has been running between 101-103, chills, body aches! Headache. Gonna call the clinic at 9 to get him in today. Pretty sure it's the flu. I hope the rest of us don't get it too! So the TxMoMe is a no go this year.

    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:36 AM (UUBmN)

    110 under 6 minutes for 3 miles is a good clip. I could do it 40 years ago, knees don't like running now, but I wouldn't even be close to that. Really need to get into some better aerobic plan.

    Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2019 09:37 AM (Cus5s)

    111 "Harvest Moon" is a beautiful song and Neil Young, for a Canadian lefty, is pretty great. I might play it twice. For emphasis.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:37 AM (NVYyb)

    112 >>Beatoff would read that fantasy about getting pegged by Hillz while wearing a ball gag and think "Cool! I wonder if she'd let me wear a furry anime maid costume, too." Posted by: Former House Speaker Gingrich at October 19, 2019 09:33 AM (Do2h6)

    During his struggles, the lace bonnet had slipped over his face, obscuring his view of the room. He could hear, though, and he heard the old bed squeak as she hiked a foot up next to his thigh. Her foot was dry and hard, like the scaly paw of a predator accustomed to life in the rough. A cracked toenail grazed his skin, and he yelped.
    "Como estas....usted," she cackled.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:38 AM (XzT/D)

    113

    I really hope the Beast gets in the race. She would tear the party apart right now. You've got the Soviet Spice Girls endorsing Comrade Bernie but he'll bow out for another dacha. Squaw Liz might step aside but only if she's made an offer she can't refuse. Biden will do what he's told. Hell he might not even be aware that he's running for president. The rest are barely showing up in the polls. But if she did that a lot of the base would either sit home or maybe run third party.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2019 09:38 AM (L8DmP)

    114 Solomon in Ruggles Township, Ohio.

    https://bit.ly/2P86MVP

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

    115 So the TxMoMe is a no go this year.
    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:36 AM (UUBmN)

    Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2019 09:38 AM (M9XOx)

    116
    Beta was able to draw 3500 or so to his Counter-Trump Rally in Grand Prairie.

    And I'm still seeing cars with new Beta stickers.


    How does that even happen?

    The guy appears to be a drugged up goofball. Oblabla really set the bar low for Dim candidates, didn't he?

    It's like there's a small community water supply around here contaminated with LSD and meth.



    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 09:39 AM (kauXV)

    117 >>108 Capers are good with smoked salmon. Also with breaded fried veal with a lemon and white wine sauce. Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2019 09:36 AM (QCc6B)

    Also a natural on chicken with pine nuts, feta, lemon juice, olive oil.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:39 AM (XzT/D)

    118 see them every week in the Berkshires

    mostly darting across the road
    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:34 AM (rpxSz

    These are the first we've seen. I put out the deer/turkey feeder about two weeks ago and got deer, squirrels, chipmunks, blue jays and crows. Then last week, a large coyote and now the bobcats. I wonder if there is some unknown connection . . .

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:40 AM (4EQnV)

    119
    Jane Fonda arrested (again) at climate change protest - and Sam Waterston joined her



    Wall, firing squad some assembly required.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2019 09:40 AM (L8DmP)

    120 Can you imagine pissed-off Trump Voters driving to DC like all those Danish farmers?

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2019 09:41 AM (oVJmc)

    121
    Anyone have a good recipe for Chantrelle mushrooms?

    I bought them at Costco without a plan.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 09:41 AM (kauXV)

    122 I'm pretty sure Marianne Williamson likes to get freaky, after the third bong hit. Unfortunately, she would break the spell and start talking about "the spell of collective action" and "the power of love spread across the world" and I would have to leave abruptly.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:42 AM (NVYyb)

    123 > Wall, firing squad some assembly required.

    Jane's been in need of a firing squad for over 50 years.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:42 AM (Do2h6)

    124 "Biden will do what he's told."

    The Dems have nothing. That's why it will be Biden.

    Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2019 09:43 AM (Tnijr)

    125 Good Morning internet People

    Posted by: Raul Endymion at October 19, 2019 09:43 AM (Bf3hj)

    126 > I would have to leave abruptly.

    Alternative plan: make sure her mouth is so full she can't talk.



    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:43 AM (Do2h6)

    127 Anyone have a good recipe for Chantrelle mushrooms?

    I bought them at Costco without a plan.
    -----
    Sauté with butter, add some minced garlic at the end, cook until fragrant, then finish with heavy cream, salt & pepper. Serve over ..well, anything savory.

    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:44 AM (UUBmN)

    128 >>Alternative plan: make sure her mouth is so full she can't talk. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 09:43 AM (Do2h6)

    Duct tape.

    "If you can't 'duck' it, fuck it."

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:46 AM (XzT/D)

    129 So the TxMoMe is a no go this year.
    Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 19, 2019 09:36 AM (UUBmN)


    You both have my sincere sympathies and prayers.

    Next year in Corsicana!

    Posted by: Emmie at October 19, 2019 09:46 AM (i/wJA)

    130 I bought them at Costco without a plan.





    Posted by: naturalfake


    Always have a plan.

    Posted by: Russians at October 19, 2019 09:46 AM (T6t7i)

    131 I think Tulsi sees it and wants to be on the winning side. Well, the winning side of a prison wall, she'll still be a Democrat.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (QrTqV)

    132 111 "Harvest Moon" is a beautiful song and Neil Young, for a Canadian lefty, is pretty great.

    I love that one, too. Too bad he's such a commie, but, so many of the great musicians of his time are. I just try to appreciate what they made without getting too wrapped up in what they think.

    Posted by: April at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (OX9vb)

    133 >>127 Anyone have a good recipe for Chantrelle mushrooms?

    Martha Stewart mushroom pate. On crudite. Chateauneuf du Pape.

    You're welcome.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (XzT/D)

    134 These are the first we've seen. I put out the deer/turkey feeder about two weeks ago and got deer, squirrels, chipmunks, blue jays and crows. Then last week, a large coyote and now the bobcats. I wonder if there is some unknown connection . . .
    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:40 AM (4EQnV)

    I've got about 7-8K deer feeders

    think they're called hostas

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (rpxSz)

    135 127
    Anyone have a good recipe for Chantrelle mushrooms?



    I bought them at Costco without a plan.



    Coquille St. Jacques. Coincidentally, Costco has scallops.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:48 AM (T6t7i)

    136 30 Why is Russia so bad when them f*cking wothless POSs loved them the Soviet Union?
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


    because they're Failed Communists.

    they couldn't make it work.
    The Dems keep trying.

    Posted by: firefirefire at October 19, 2019 09:48 AM (LVVMh)

    137 [/i/]

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:48 AM (T6t7i)

    138 If you are going to be in Old Town Alexandria in 42 minutes, you will purchase Zod a Bloody Mary. You need not pay for Mrs. Zod; he will purchase hers.

    Self-identify. Do it. Do it now.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:49 AM (XzT/D)

    139 >>Federal prosecutors who are looking into the origins of the government's Russia probe have interviewed about two dozen people, suggesting that the inquiry is further along than previously known, The New York Times reported Saturday.

    https://tinyurl.com/y27mjsda

    Unexpectedly

    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)

    140 If you are going to be in Old Town Alexandria in 42 minutes, you will purchase Zod a Bloody Mary.

    Sounds like a MiniNoVaMoMe.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:50 AM (T6t7i)

    141 Who will be the Moron guinea pig?


    Why do I feel like the whole class is looking at me all of a sudden?

    Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2019 09:50 AM (LQMoO)

    142 Jane Fonda arrested (again) at climate change protest - and Sam Waterston joined her

    Oh, they get to relive their glory days before they die. Super.

    Posted by: April at October 19, 2019 09:50 AM (OX9vb)

    143 127 Anyone have a good recipe for Chantrelle mushrooms?


    I always make a buttery risotto with them

    use plenty of mushrooms and brandy

    kant miss

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:51 AM (rpxSz)

    144 Self-identify. Do it. Do it now.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:49 AM (XzT/D)


    Should have given me more warning.

    Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2019 09:51 AM (nRWPy)

    145 Coquille St. Jacques. Coincidentally, Costco has scallops.
    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:48 AM (T6t7i)


    make sure the scallops are dry scallops

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:52 AM (rpxSz)

    146 I can't figure Tulsi out, since she is smart enough to identify the problem with the Democrat party and tough enough to stand up to the bullshit they throw her way, why is she still calling herself a liberal? When an open-minded person looks at Democrat governance anywhere in America you'd think they'd be cured pretty fast.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:52 AM (NVYyb)

    147 Should have given me more warning.

    Posted by: dagny


    That makes it a LastMinMiniNoVaMoMe.

    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:53 AM (T6t7i)

    148
    Thanks for the suggestions!

    The Gourmet Powers of Morons are not to be underestimated.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 09:53 AM (kauXV)

    149 I've got about 7-8K deer feeders

    think they're called hostas
    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (rpxSz)

    Looks like I better get planting.
    Learned something new today.

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:53 AM (4EQnV)

    150 Jane Fonda arrested (again) at climate change protest - and Sam Waterston joined her

    That's it, Jane. Fight the autumn! Actually, I'd join her if I thought it would do any good.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 09:54 AM (C78No)

    151 So, I went ahead and posted that miles-long URL in my browser.

    Suing CNN for damages--yes!

    Posted by: April at October 19, 2019 09:55 AM (OX9vb)

    152 "Looks like Bill Kristol has been travelling."

    So, the proverbial bag of dicks has been found.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2019 09:56 AM (P5uiK)

    153 70 >>Yang has also come out in support of Gabbard.

    He intends to ask her to prom. He will accidentally prick her when attaching the corsage. Laughter will occur. Photos will be taken.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:18 AM (XzT/D)

    ***

    And this, my friends, is why I come back to AoS again, and again and hit that refresh button like a crack-addicted, lab-test monkey. That got a real laugh out of me. Thanks Zod!

    ***

    Your Man Publius Redux reporting in from Hong Kong. Things got a little out of hand in the beginning of October and a small group of protesters committed some horrendous acts of malicious damage. It cost the protesters a lot of public support as we all had to finad alternate ways to get to work as many MTR stations, including mine in Tseung Kwan O, remained closed for days. The town is under a sort of curfew as the MTR is now being shut down around 10:00PM. Oh well - the only solution I have is the time honored one for all ex-pats: alcohol. Its been pretty quiet with only some minor protest activity. We shall see if this starts to peter off - it may I think. Lots of people were pissed.
    Will report back as things progress as usual.

    ****

    I like the stats on Trump's rally. If those numbers hold up (and even if, as some gloomy Gus above suggested, all of the 12% new voters are "new" because they just reached voting age - that would still be amazing) then Trump wins in a walk. I think if Warren is the nominee it will be a 48 state landslide and a popular vote win. I do not see her carrying Massachusetts, they know her there and they are, as those young beatniks say: "hep to her jive"

    Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2019 09:56 AM (VI9qi)

    154 Willowed from the last thread, Kurt/Average Joe is so dumb he teed this one up perfect. Regardez...


    260 251 Peak Trump has not yet been reached, or even imagined
    Posted by: Kurt at October 19, 2019 09:05 AM (/+O+


    I know. 9 Scalia's on SCOTUS, no more federal bureaucracy, true free speech and diversity of opinion across all media, dismantling of the education/indoctrination complex and the diminution of the Democrat-Socialist Media party to insignificance and ridicule.

    I have a dream today!!!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 09:57 AM (zBaqJ)

    155 I always make a buttery risotto with them

    use plenty of mushrooms and brandy

    kant miss
    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 09:51

    Now I want mushrooms and brandy. Hmmm...baked eggs with, or wait until dinner?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM (P5uiK)

    156 >>I like the stats on Trump's rally. If those numbers hold up (and even if, as some gloomy Gus above suggested, all of the 12% new voters are "new" because osted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2019 09:56 AM (VI9qi)

    Trump will not be re-elected.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM (XzT/D)

    157 146
    I can't figure Tulsi out, since she is smart enough to identify the
    problem with the Democrat party and tough enough to stand up to the
    bullshit they throw her way, why is she still calling herself a liberal?
    When an open-minded person looks at Democrat governance anywhere in
    America you'd think they'd be cured pretty fast.


    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:52 AM (NVYyb)

    ---
    Because she remains a liberal on most things.

    Part of the reason the Cruise Ship guys were so successful for so long was that by merely mouthing what most of us thought, we figured we had long-sought allies.

    Gabbard's very similar. She says a few non-crazy things and everyone's like "oh, yay! She should run with Trump."

    No, she's still very liberal on a lot of things, she's just not screaming at clouds crazy.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 09:59 AM (cfSRQ)

    158 Some quick thanks from TxMoMe day one:

    First and biggest thanks to Ben Had and friends for hosting.

    Thanks to Weasel and Jim SND for the rifle clinic.

    Thanks to Dr. Bob for providing use of his property for the clinic.

    Thanks to Nurse Ratched for the homemade smoked salmon!

    Thanks to Jane and Mr. D'oh for bringing D'oh Boy.

    And thanks to whoever loaned my wife the warm jacket. We'll bring it back today.

    Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 19, 2019 09:59 AM (WwTrs)

    159 UK parliament delayed Brexit deal today.

    Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2019 09:59 AM (OAlmw)

    160 Looks like I better get planting.
    Learned something new today.

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 09:53 AM (4EQnV)


    when I get to know you better, I'll tell you my secret on how to keep the fuckers off of them

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 10:00 AM (rpxSz)

    161 >>why is she still calling herself a liberal?

    "Assault weapons" ban.

    (Zod looks at Black Sally, propped behind office door).

    "Do not worry, gal. No one will take you."

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:00 AM (XzT/D)

    162 Peak Trump has not yet been reached, or even imagined

    Kurt did that?! I think he's right, we're only on the foothills of Trump-ness, which will eventually be recognized as old-fashioned Americanism.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:00 AM (DCYln)

    163 Zod must don pants for Old Town. Shaving will not occur.

    Remain in light.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:02 AM (XzT/D)

    164 Regarding Elon Musk, he's obviously a really smart guy, and unlike the douchebags who run the social media sites, he's also kind of a "normal" guy too.

    That being said, seeing two grown adult men consuming marijuana, and then hearing Rogan drone about alcohol, it just seems so adolescent to me. I mean, come on. If you wanna get drunk and/or high, fine, go ahead, but don't try to rationalize your behavior as some sort of mature appreciation for something good and uplifting.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:02 AM (hku12)

    165 Looks like I better get planting.
    Learned something new today.

    Posted by: RI Red


    Didn't you say northern NH earilier? I used to live there. June 10th is a safe day to start planting.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:03 AM (nIvDu)

    166 Coquille St. Jacques. Coincidentally, Costco has scallops.
    Posted by: pep at October 19, 2019 09:48 AM (T6t7i)


    Costco Stained Jock from the Hillary cookbook...

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:03 AM (zBaqJ)

    167 UK parliament delayed Brexit deal today.
    Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2019 09:59 AM (OAlmw)


    In other words, the whores and pimps are still negotiating a price for their supine arses.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:04 AM (hku12)

    168
    Do not be fooled by Tulsi Islut. Sure she SOUNDS reasonable compared to the rest but there is no way in hell she would ever vote against any or all the others' policy positions if they ever G-d forbid win it all.

    She's doing this to separate herself from the pack and try to peel of the old Blue Dogs and military-type Dems from flyover country.

    In the words of Tennessee Williams, she is a gay deceiver.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:05 AM (zBaqJ)

    169 Trump will not be re-elected.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM (XzT/D)

    *****

    Dude . . . you are severely harshing my mellow.

    Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2019 10:06 AM (VI9qi)

    170 Doesn't have to be all 9 Scalias, I would be fine with some Thomases, too.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 10:06 AM (bwo3w)

    171 170 Doesn't have to be all 9 Scalias, I would be fine with some Thomases, too.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 10:06 AM (bwo3w)


    Still, you get the pernt.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:07 AM (zBaqJ)

    172 Oh, absolutely.
    From your mouth to His ear.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 10:08 AM (bwo3w)

    173
    And now I have finished my scone. Will guzzle the coffee and head off to get some art supplies for creative outlet.

    Later all.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:09 AM (zBaqJ)

    174 Do not be fooled by Tulsi Islut. Sure she SOUNDS
    reasonable compared to the rest but there is no way in hell she would
    ever vote against any or all the others' policy positions if they ever
    G-d forbid win it all.



    She's doing this to separate herself from the pack and try to peel
    of the old Blue Dogs and military-type Dems from flyover country.



    In the words of Tennessee Williams, she is a gay deceiver.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:05 AM (zBaqJ)

    ---
    Yes. She still favors abortion, but is willing to "compromise" on third trimesters.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:09 AM (cfSRQ)

    175 Stay safe & well, JJ !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 19, 2019 10:10 AM (bwo3w)

    176 Dude . . . you are severely harshing my mellow.

    He just means his contract will be extended by acclimation.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:10 AM (OiC69)

    177 Do not be fooled by Tulsi Islut. Sure she SOUNDS reasonable compared to the rest but there is no way in hell she would ever vote against any or all the others' policy positions if they ever G-d forbid win it all.

    She's doing this to separate herself from the pack and try to peel of the old Blue Dogs and military-type Dems from flyover country.

    In the words of Tennessee Williams, she is a gay deceiver.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:05 AM (zBaqJ)

    20 years ago, she'd be a typical Democrat, occupying the same ground as Algore and John Edwards or John Carry or Howie Dean.

    It's all about perspective. The proverbial one eyed man among the blind.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:13 AM (hku12)

    178 Do not be fooled by Tulsi Islut. Sure she SOUNDS
    reasonable


    We can't help it; we're guys.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:13 AM (1CyAI)

    179 No one is fooled by Tulsi, I hope. But the loons are literally following Hillary down the "RussiaRussiaRussia" path. It seems evident that her accusing everyone in her path of being a Russian agent show that those accusations were lies from the first. That doesn't make Tulsi a Russian asset but it doesn't make Tulsi not a lefty loon either.


    Tulsi can be a democrat socialist prog creep AND not be a Russian asset at the same time.

    Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (nRWPy)

    180 Trump will not be re-elected.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM (XzT/D) "

    If he keeps up the unserious way he's conducting foreign policy via Twatter, this will be largely true. The only issue beyond the economy that swings people in the middle is foreign policy. He will see another, bigger drop in his favorable s with active duty military this year, and it's not just with GO's. It's also with senior NCO's.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (8ts9m)

    181 132 111 "Harvest Moon" is a beautiful song and Neil Young, for a Canadian lefty, is pretty great.

    I love that one, too. Too bad he's such a commie, but, so many of the great musicians of his time are. I just try to appreciate what they made without getting too wrapped up in what they think.
    Posted by: April at October 19, 2019 09:47 AM (OX9vb)
    -------------

    Yeah, Young: Great song writer, yet stupid leftist.

    Never understood it.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (WEBkv)

    182 > 20 years ago, she'd be a typical Democrat, occupying the same ground as Algore and John Edwards or John Carry or Howie Dean.

    Not going to vote for her under any circumstances, but I'm not disappointed that she's attempting to drag the Democrats in the direction of sanity.

    Also, her takedown of Scankles was excellent.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (Do2h6)

    183
    If he keeps up the unserious way he's conducting
    foreign policy via Twatter, this will be largely true. The only issue
    beyond the economy that swings people in the middle is foreign policy.
    He will see another, bigger drop in his favorable s with active duty
    military this year, and it's not just with GO's. It's also with senior
    NCO's.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (8ts9m)

    ---
    Riiight, because active duty guys can't wait to vote for...Liz Warren?

    Tell me another one.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:16 AM (cfSRQ)

    184 > Riiight, because active duty guys can't wait to vote for...Liz Warren?

    Beatoff O'Cuck.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 10:17 AM (Do2h6)

    185 My older sister was a classmate of Hillary's at Wellesley. She doesn't remember her. Of course, given that my sister was a fun-loving and independent-minded person, that makes sense.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:17 AM (H8QX8)

    186 Not going to vote for her under any circumstances,
    but I'm not disappointed that she's attempting to drag the Democrats in
    the direction of sanity.



    Also, her takedown of Scankles was excellent.





    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (Do2h6)

    ---
    Any time a Dem throws a brick at the Clintons it's fun.

    If I were her, I'd hire a food-taster, though. Also, I wouldn't go jogging unless I had a half-dozen people with me.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    187 which will eventually be recognized as old-fashioned Americanism.
    Posted by: t-bird
    -----
    The people at his rallies understand this.

    The problem is, Democrats don't, and they think old-fashioned Americanism is not only old-fashioned, but evil. The only question is, are there more of us than them?

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:18 AM (YPJrZ)

    188 My older sister was a classmate of Hillary's at Wellesley. She doesn't remember her.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
    ---------

    In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:19 AM (YPJrZ)

    189 Riiight, because active duty guys can't wait to vote for...Liz Warren?

    Tell me another one.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:16 AM (cfSRQ)

    ----------------

    Right, because our soldiers are all about dying in far off places for no discernible advantage for anyone other than politicians?

    The cognitive dissonance it takes to accuse President Trump of being a warmonger while simultaneously decrying the President for trying to extricate the US from these stupid wars is astounding.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:19 AM (WEBkv)

    190 The only high ABV beer I've ever found palatable is Trappistes Rochefort 10.

    Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2019 10:19 AM (OMsf+)

    191 Democrats are a cult of personality. What they lack this time is "a" personality who is crafty enough to distract the voters with diversions. They could put killing every citizen's first born on their agenda and as long as the right figurehead was running, their voters would elect them.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:20 AM (8ts9m)

    192 The only question is, are there more of us than them?
    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:18 AM (YPJrZ)

    Yes. But the real question is, are there more of us willing to be heard and refusing to tolerate creeping totalitarianism than there are of them.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:20 AM (H8QX8)

    193 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (8ts9m)


    Better to Remain Silent and be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt.

    Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2019 10:20 AM (m+0jM)

    194 Do not be fooled by Tulsi Islut. Sure she SOUNDS reasonable compared to the rest but there is no way in hell she would ever vote against any or all the others' policy positions if they ever G-d forbid win it all.

    -
    The Democrat Party: Where Even the Sane Are Crazy

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

    195 They could put killing every citizen's first born on their agenda and as long as the right figurehead was running, their voters would elect them.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
    ---------
    Woof, woof!

    Posted by: Yellow Dog at October 19, 2019 10:21 AM (YPJrZ)

    196 > The proverbial one eyed man among the blind.

    What is Sammy Davis Jr. recording a Christmas albm with Stevie Wonder, Jose Feliciano, Ronnie Millsap, and Ray Charles?

    Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (Do2h6)

    197 No, they just won't vote. Which is not what we want to happen. He's lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move won't help.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)

    198 Woof, woof!
    Posted by: Yellow Dog
    ------
    Tanned, rested, and ready.

    Posted by: Yellow Dog at October 19, 2019 10:23 AM (YPJrZ)

    199 > Which is not what we want to happen.

    Oh, do piss off with the "we", concern troll.


    Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 19, 2019 10:24 AM (Do2h6)

    200 Jane's been in need of a firing squad for over 50 years.

    -
    There's never a firing squad around when you need one.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

    201 He's lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move won't help.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)

    Where's the data on that?

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:24 AM (H8QX8)

    202 188 My older sister was a classmate of Hillary's at Wellesley. She doesn't remember her.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
    ---------

    In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.
    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:19 AM (YPJrZ)


    "Yup."

    - - Obama's 'girlfriend,' 'classmates' and 'professors'

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:24 AM (zBaqJ)

    203 Hey fappers. Head hurts, and I wasn't even drinking last night. I guess God don't love me.

    Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

    204 I have heard about the ZBiotics hangover treatment. Very interesting how the biotech was set. It is bioengineered, so it probably won't show up at whole foods

    This however, is the moron Guinea Pig

    https://youtu.be/V3l4GZmh98k

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:25 AM (xG/b0)

    205 197
    No, they just won't vote. Which is not what we want to happen. He's
    lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move
    won't help.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)

    ---
    Let me get this straight: you're saying that the military will simply sit out the election and submit to more social engineering by Liz Warren and Co. because they dislike Trump's tweets?

    They're basically all David French clones.

    Color me skeptical.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (cfSRQ)

    206 Riiight, because active duty guys can't wait to vote for...Liz Warren?

    Tell me another one.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
    .....

    ya know.. you guys always forget there is the option of not voting..

    He's going to lose voters with this diplomacy by twitter crap... and they won't be voting for Warren. They just won't be voting.

    One more reminder..

    Trump won the presidency by only 100,000 votes spread over 3 states. Think about that.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (438dO)

    207 In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

    I suddenly appeared out of the primordial soup of nowhere.

    Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (EgshT)

    208 180 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:14 AM (8ts9m)


    Um, he doesn't conduct foreign policy via Twitter, champ. He conducts it via his administration and then, if need be, the military.

    Nice try. Go retrieve your footwear maintenance storage unit.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (zBaqJ)

    209 No, they just won't vote. Which is not what we want to happen. He's lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move won't help.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)



    So-o-o-o, let's hear the grunts or NCO's argument for endless wars not directly in America's interest.

    Let hear why they want to lose more blood and treasure over Syria and/or the Kurds and Turks ancient blood-feud.

    Please, indulge us.

    Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (kauXV)

    210 No, they just won't vote. Which is not what we want to happen. He's lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move won't help.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)


    You have no idea what you're talking about.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (hku12)

    211 Trump is gonna win by a landslide

    He's gonna have plenty of money and Parscale is a genius

    He may even win the popular vote

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (rpxSz)

    212 He's lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move won't help.

    You forget that Putin elected him. He doesn't need the military.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (DCYln)

    213 "He's going to lose voters with this diplomacy by twitter crap..."

    Not buying it.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (H8QX8)

    214 Trump will not be re-elected.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM

    +++

    I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my cortex.

    Posted by: TANSTAAFL at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (T09ml)

    215 Look at the annual Military Times poll for one data point. If you have active duty friends, especially 11b's with a CIB, ask them yourself.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8ts9m)

    216 Sigh. Our hotlines are now open.

    Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (EgshT)

    217 Trump is going to be easily re-elected. The only question now is can we take back the House as well.

    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)

    218 197
    No, they just won't vote. Which is not what we want to happen. He's
    lost military support every year he's been in office. This latest move
    won't help.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)


    Military support from the JCS and DoD bureaucracy? Sure. Most people from the rank of colonel and below, not so much.

    I'll bet the 50 grunts who got de-assed with the quickness out of Syria will vote for him. Multiply that by a few million, boyo.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:28 AM (zBaqJ)

    219
    Where's the data on that?

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:24 AM (H8QX

    ---
    He'll likely quote the Gannett-owned Military Times consortium, which despises its audience and is still running articles claiming that trans-troopers are super-popular in the ranks and other nonsense.

    BTW, Gannett's doing such a great job, USA Today is going out of print.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:28 AM (cfSRQ)

    220
    Early night, eh Zod?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2019 10:28 AM (zBaqJ)

    221 Which is not what we want to happen.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:22 AM (8ts9m)


    And who is "we?"

    It's election time. Which means newcomers here on the ol' AoSHQ using that word, whilst sewing their seeds of doubt and discord.

    There's a word for that.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:28 AM (hku12)

    222 "You forget that Putin elected him. He doesn't need the military.
    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (DCYln)"

    Ok that's pretty GD funny.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:29 AM (8ts9m)

    223 > Trump is gonna win by a landslide

    Trump is going to win in a 40 state blowout. Maybe 45.

    The only states where he has no chance are California, New York, Illinois, Washington, and Oregon.

    Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Do2h6)

    224 Tulsi appearing on Tucker all the time started the Dem take down. And do the Dems really think we don't laugh and think they are minus all their marbles. Seriously Hillary??? Russians again????
    I have discovered I am devastatingly average and if I think this puts the Dems over the edge of ridiculous, most think so too!

    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:29 AM (KSBDE)

    225 215
    Look at the annual Military Times poll for one data point. If you have
    active duty friends, especially 11b's with a CIB, ask them yourself.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8ts9m)

    ---
    Hah! Called it!

    What a tool.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:30 AM (cfSRQ)

    226 I have discovered I am devastatingly average and if I think this puts the Dems over the edge of ridiculous, most think so too!
    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:29 AM (KSBDE)
    ----------

    If you're completely average, then you're an outlier.

    Think about that for a moment.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:30 AM (WEBkv)

    227 214 Trump will not be re-elected.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:58 AM
    ~~~
    Unnecessary after the coronation.

    Posted by: socalcon at October 19, 2019 10:30 AM (Roy2Z)

    228 It's tranny troops all the way down!

    Posted by: The Military Times at October 19, 2019 10:30 AM (EgshT)

    229 It almost makes me long for the days of Perfesser Jeff and BeffJ and Amishfella telling everyone to F-off, telling us how middle American won't vote for a guy who [fill in the latest outrage here].

    How'd that work out, boys?

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:31 AM (hku12)

    230 I did some reading up on Tulsi this morning.

    She is a bona fide Moon-Bat of the first order.

    Look into it. The only thing that surprised me is that she is being considered moderate on some issues.

    She is a radical whack job.

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 10:31 AM (/TvO8)

    231 Tell me where I'm not being reasonable or where my argument becomes fallacy and I'm happy to address it.

    By the way, I support the president and will vote for him. I just happen to think he's wrong in this issue. Is that not allowed anymore?

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:31 AM (8ts9m)

    232 I love the idea that combat veterans will just "sit out" an election because Trump's tweets offense their delicate sensibilities.

    Do the 11Bs you talk to elevate their pinky when they drink tea?

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:31 AM (cfSRQ)

    233 But now it's spreading across the Rust Belt, Midwest and South. At least
    60 branches of the Democratic Socialists of America, the most prominent
    among a bunch of reinvigorated leftist groups -- have sprung up in the
    the past year, mostly in conservative areas where President Donald Trump
    did well with voters.



    Can I get some addresses? I have a bunch of ice-axes I want to give away.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:32 AM (xG/b0)

    234 215 Look at the annual Military Times poll for one data point. If you have active duty friends, especially 11b's with a CIB, ask them yourself.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8ts9m)

    "the latest survey shows that military service members are more supportive of the president than the American public at large..."

    Sounds dire.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:32 AM (H8QX8)

    235 It's tranny troops all the way down!

    -
    Broke: marching

    Woke: flouncing

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

    236 > By the way, I support the president and will vote for him.

    No, you don't, and no, you won't.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Do2h6)

    237 "By the way, I support the president and will vote for him."

    The patented caveat of the troll.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:34 AM (H8QX8)

    238 None of these candidates have the guts to take on the Clinton Inc. or the Obama Police State sedition. Gabbard only mentions the corruption because it helps her--and its 25 years too late.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 19, 2019 10:34 AM (Ndje9)

    239 Trump won the presidency by only 100,000 votes spread over 3 states. Think about that.
    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2019 10:26 AM (438dO)


    Yes, it is called the Electoral College.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (xG/b0)

    240 >>Tell me where I'm not being reasonable or where my argument becomes fallacy and I'm happy to address it.

    Your entire premise that Trump supporters are going to abandon him for doing what he promised to do in 2016 is wrong.

    Nobody gives a crap about a tribal fight that has been going on for centuries and will continue to go on for centuries and it sure as hell doesn't mean our troops have to die over it no matter what the media says.

    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

    241 Dobroye ytro, Debily!

    (Being groomed, you know.)

    Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (NH9pa)

    242 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

    243 Nobody gives a crap about a tribal fight that has been going on for centuries and will continue to go on for centuries and it sure as hell doesn't mean our troops have to die over it no matter what the media says.
    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)
    ----------------

    ^This.

    Though Jonah and Kristol seem awfully eager for our young men to die in such wars.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:37 AM (WEBkv)

    244 Nobody gives a crap about a tribal fight that has been going on for centuries and will continue to go on for centuries and it sure as hell doesn't mean our troops have to die over it no matter what the media says.
    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)
    ~~~~~

    Bravo. Thank you.

    Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2019 10:37 AM (sGotD)

    245 I gotta tell y'all....


    I'm really concerned that Congress has failed to exercise their authority to declare war in Syria.

    At what point in the arc of human suffering do you think that they will step up to the plate?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:38 AM (cqNba)

    246 Nobody gives a crap about a tribal fight that has
    been going on for centuries and will continue to go on for centuries and
    it sure as hell doesn't mean our troops have to die over it no matter
    what the media says.

    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

    ---
    Ah, but he's also maintaining that combat-veteran infantrymen are aghast! Horrified! Will sit the election out!

    Because they don't like Trump's tweets.

    This has got to be a David French sock puppet. Only he would come up with something that dumb.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:38 AM (cfSRQ)

    247 I think it's important to note NG Guy, that Trumps. Support in the military still far outweighs his support in the civilian population. Also that there is a big divide between the "O" and enlisted population, especially GO's (see Mattis and McRaven this week). Some of the .mill oriented publications have done a pretty good breakdown of the MT poll and noted it was a very small sample, but nonetheless should not be ignored. My only point is to ignore this now is to do so at our peril.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:39 AM (8ts9m)

    248 The lottery: Self imposed idiot tax

    Nation building in the Middle East: Self imposed idiot war

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

    249 213 "He's going to lose voters with this diplomacy by twitter crap..."
    ~~~
    Hmmm.
    On the other side of the coin, we've got these lying liars:
    MSM
    Hillary
    Warren
    Pelosi
    Comey
    Shiff
    etcetera, etcetera, etcetera (loved Yul Brynner in King & I)

    Posted by: socalcon at October 19, 2019 10:40 AM (Roy2Z)

    250 Mid-morning greetings, y'all. Pleasantly cool morning here in NE Oklahoma.

    I am troubled with pressing questions of the day. Like:

    Did creeper's booze shipment make it to the TxMoMe?

    Posted by: mindful webworker - just like deja vu all over again at October 19, 2019 10:41 AM (qBbz7)

    251 There once was a blog on the Net
    Which was trolled by a Lefty, and yet
    What he thought was a burn
    Thinly masked as concern
    All he got in reply was "Privet!"

    Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2019 10:41 AM (NH9pa)

    252 Nobody gives a crap about a tribal fight

    Well, Obama and the Clintons did, in a way. The speculation I've seen about their connections to ISIS and Turkey (and Pennsylvania) are pretty interesting. Of course, we already know the connections to Iran.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:41 AM (DCYln)

    253 Who's the war mongers now, Libtards?

    Romney. You can go eat a bag of dicks. Make sure they're infected.

    Die a painful death, prick.

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

    254 "Como estas....usted," she cackled.
    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 09:38 AM (XzT/D)

    Mi Espanol es de collegio, y es muy viejo y oxidado, pero,

    Isn't "estas" second person singular informal (used with "tu"), while Usted is second person singular formal, and used with "esta"?

    [/pedant]

    Posted by: Fox2! at October 19, 2019 10:42 AM (MwFQu)

    255 If you have active duty friends, especially 11b's with a CIB, ask them yourself.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 10:27 AM


    Almost all of the ones I know remain *very* pro-Trump. And there's a lot of them. And by "a lot" I mean in the hundreds.

    Posted by: Bert G, DoD employee and former 11B at October 19, 2019 10:43 AM (OMsf+)

    256 "My only point is to ignore this now is to do so at our peril."

    And in response, I would suggest that most folk on the Enlisted side are pretty comfortable with the idea of withdrawing from the area.

    It's only when one gets to the pay grade where politics enters and overtakes your decision making process that the stupid sets in.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (cqNba)

    257 Hesco Gypsy is the same kind of troll who was constantly raising Mueller's military service. You can always spot this particular brand of bullshit artist. How many vets regularly comment here? Now how many of those try to use their own service to win arguments on the Internet or purport to speak for all veterans or active duty military?

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (H5knJ)

    258 I'm really concerned that Congress has failed to exercise their authority to declare war in Syria.

    They're concerned they can't fight a multi-theater war against Turkey and Donald Trump.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (g0Lfb)

    259 The reason they all hate Trump is because he's anti-corruption. They're ALL corrupt. Those against him cleaning up America are taking payments from communist pricks. Period.

    They're getting exposed and the roaches are scurrying.

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

    260 he won places like FL without any infrastructure


    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (rpxSz)

    261 Yes, it is called the Electoral College.
    Posted by: Kindltot
    ..........
    yes. the EC is your friend. Trump lost California by 4 million votes.. But Cali still only gets its alloted number of EC votes.

    But if 100,000 simply don't vote in PA,WI,MI next time around, it goes to batshit crazy Warren or thumbsucker Joe..

    For some people, the alternative is not enough of a motivator to hold their nose and vote for him again.

    And I'm not talking military, necessarily.. I think there is a broad spectrum of previous Trump voters that have been turned off by his antics.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (438dO)

    262
    I can't figure Tulsi out, since she is smart enough to identify the
    problem with the Democrat party and tough enough to stand up to the
    bullshit they throw her way, why is she still calling herself a liberal?
    When an open-minded person looks at Democrat governance anywhere in
    America you'd think they'd be cured pretty fast.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 19, 2019 09:52 AM (NVYyb)


    My guess is that she wants power and she want affirmation of what she was taught more than she wants a solution.

    Such people are heartbreakingly terrible for the world.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (xG/b0)

    263 "They're concerned they can't fight a multi-theater war against Turkey and Donald Trump."

    Fair point.

    Also...has anyone ever seen a politician walk, and chew gum at the same time?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (cqNba)

    264 "By the way, I support the president and will vote for him."

    The patented caveat of the troll.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
    --------

    Apparently, 'Concerned Republican' has fallen from their favor.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (YPJrZ)

    265 I don't know much spanish, but it seems this gypsy fella is a pendeho.

    Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (m+0jM)

    266 Y'all take care, I've got to go check game cameras.

    Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (OMsf+)

    267 When most people hear about about problems with Syria

    they think one of the channels is going out

    Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2019 10:46 AM (rpxSz)

    268 Isn't "estas" second person singular informal (used with "tu"), while Usted is second person singular formal, and used with "esta"?

    Yes, because 'Ud.' is really an abbreviation for the third-person "Vuestra Merced" ("your Mercy")

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:47 AM (nIvDu)

    269 Almost all of the ones I know remain *very* pro-Trump. And there's a lot of them. And by "a lot" I mean in the hundreds.
    Posted by: Bert G, DoD employee and former 11B at October 19, 2019 10:43 AM (OMsf+)


    We're everywhere.

    The guys I know are not getting the vapors over Trump's tweets, and I don't know anybody who's even talking about the geopolitical ramifications of our Syria policy.

    Don't screw over the troops, and knock it off with the high heels and ghey rainbow shite.

    Other than that, if you are a politician, and you LOVE this country, you'll be supported by current/former military. As always.

    Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2019 10:47 AM (hku12)

    270 FireHorse #251: There once was a blog on the Net...

    Pretty good. I give it three muldoons.
    ★★★☆☆

    Posted by: mindful webworker - paid off by Russian judges at October 19, 2019 10:47 AM (qBbz7)

    271 Isn't "estas" second person singular informal (used
    with "tu"), while Usted is second person singular formal, and used with
    "esta"?

    [/pedant]
    Posted by: Fox2! at October 19, 2019 10:42 AM (MwFQu)


    Yes
    BUT IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE BETA DOESN'T KNOW THAT EITHER

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:48 AM (xG/b0)

    272 Hesco Gypsy is the same kind of troll who was
    constantly raising Mueller's military service. You can always spot this
    particular brand of bullshit artist. How many vets regularly comment
    here? Now how many of those try to use their own service to win
    arguments on the Internet or purport to speak for all veterans or active
    duty military?

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2019 10:44 AM (H5knJ)

    ---
    He kind of gave the game away when he threw in the jargon. "Go ask the 11b with CIB."

    That's an attempt to appeal to authority and seem authentic, implying that he's an infantryman with combat service.

    Because *real* infantrymen are bothered by Twitter more than endless deployments in unwinnable wars.

    And though my comment was delayed, his second appeal to authority was the useless Military Times, which never found an Obama policy it didn't love sexually.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)

    273 Yes
    BUT IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE BETA DOESN'T KNOW THAT EITHER
    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:48 AM (xG/b0)


    The HispaMick?

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

    274 So they voted down the brexit deal... Boris says no delay.. We shall see

    Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2019 10:49 AM (O2RFr)

    275 Beta tried to feed his wife her own kids shit and ate dirt after he lost to Cruz.

    Those that support him are fucking mentally deficient and should seek help. Soon.

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

    276 "What kind of a name is Nestor"

    It was the name of Jack Lemmon's character in Irma La Douce... the French dude who fell in love with prostitute Shirley MacLaine. My husband loves that movie (probably because his mom was born and raised in France). Years ago we adopted two cats that he named Nestor and Moustache (after the bar owner played by, I think, Herschel Bernardi).

    Posted by: Secret Square at October 19, 2019 10:50 AM (VyHlu)

    277 274
    So they voted down the brexit deal... Boris says no delay.. We shall see

    Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2019 10:49 AM (O2RFr)

    ---
    The Euros also get a vote. Word is they're not going to delay. It's take it or leave it time.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (cfSRQ)

    278 Yes, because 'Ud.' is really an abbreviation for the third-person "Vuestra Merced" ("your Mercy")
    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:47 AM (nIvDu)


    Up-country in parts of the Andes they tend to say "Su Merced"

    Which is the same thing, but using the third person, individual adjective.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (xG/b0)

    279 The Euros also get a vote. Word is they're not going to delay. It's take it or leave it time.

    Hope so

    Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (O2RFr)

    280 PDT is tweeting the hashtag #StopTheCoup

    LOL

    Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)

    281 I immediately discount the opinion of anyone that has to inform me Whomst they are before they tell me What they believe.

    Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2019 10:52 AM (252K6)

    282 Those that support him are fucking mentally deficient and should seek help. Soon.

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase eat shit and die, doesn't it.

    Posted by: Old Blue at October 19, 2019 10:52 AM (VNmG1)

    283 Here's OUR proposal:

    If you have a preference for a candidate, you get to vote.
    If you have a strong preference, you get to vote twice.
    If you have a very strong preference, you can vote three times.
    Very VERY strong preference -- four times.

    Etc. Theoretically, this could go to INFINITY votes.

    All based on a social credit system, of course -- which is how it should work!!!

    Posted by: WaterCow at October 19, 2019 10:52 AM (NH9pa)

    284 Almost all of the ones I know remain *very* pro-Trump. And there's a lot of them. And by "a lot" I mean in the hundreds.
    Posted by: Bert G, DoD employee and former 11B at October 19, 2019 10:43 AM (OMsf+)


    We're everywhere.

    -
    Listen, and understand. We are out there. We can't be bargained with. We can't be reasoned with. We don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And we absolutely will not stop, ever, until progressivism is dead.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

    285 VIA #263: Also...has anyone ever seen a politician walk, and chew gum at the same time?

    Democrats Can Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time
    Washington Free Beacon SUPERcuts! #717 [1:09]
    link in nic
    to my vid blog thingy

    Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (qBbz7)

    286 281
    I immediately discount the opinion of anyone that has to inform me Whomst they are before they tell me What they believe.

    Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2019 10:52 AM (252K6)

    ---
    "Rush, I'm a lifelong Republican, served 30 years in the military, named my kids after Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman, but this latest tweet has gone too far..."

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)

    287 Scot Presler has been traveling the country, doing classes on how to register new voters. (He also took time for some cleanups in Baltimore and LA). He was at the Dallas rally. One of the women he trained was there. She was going down the line, registering voters. If you're worried about Trump's re-election, you might want to take Scot's class.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (Lqy/e)

    288 Gah, got people coming to wash outside windows and clean gutters. Guess I better get busy cleaning screens. Yeah, only 53 outside.

    Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2019 10:54 AM (m+0jM)

    289 "Rush, I'm a lifelong Republican, served 30 years in the military, named my kids after Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman, but this latest tweet has gone too far..."
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)

    ------------------

    Heh.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:55 AM (WEBkv)

    290 Time to go back to VIA's platform.


    In the 2020 election you will vote for:


    [ ] Socialism

    [ ] Not Socialism





    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 10:55 AM (cqNba)

    291 I've done three tours in Afghanistan, but Trump's tweets have convinced me to vote for Beto.

    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran at October 19, 2019 10:55 AM (cfSRQ)

    292 Here's OUR proposal:

    If you have a preference for a candidate, you get to vote.
    If you have a strong preference, you get to vote twice.
    If you have a very strong preference, you can vote three times.
    Very VERY strong preference -- four times.

    -
    Here's my proposal. If you can't distinguish between chicken shit and chicken salad, you can't vote.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

    293 Okay...via the wayback machine, I'm back in the military. Now just as an exercise, I look at the history of the candidates. Here's two choices:

    Lizzy in high school: https://tinyurl.com/y6q7x2vt


    PDT: https://tinyurl.com/yya7hr8v


    *taps chin*
    *hmm...who would I prefer as my CiC?*

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (YPJrZ)

    294
    "Rush, I'm a lifelong Republican, served 30 years in the military, named my kids after Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman, but this latest tweet has gone too far..."
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)

    ****

    Heh. To which the person would add: "and I am very concerned about Tulsi Gabbard being a Russian sleeper agent. What red blooded conservative wouldn't be? Amirite?"

    Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (VI9qi)

    295 Democrats Can Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time
    Washington Free Beacon SUPERcuts! #717 [1:09]
    link in nic
    to my vid blog thingy
    Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (qBbz7)


    Wow. When they get their talking points, they really get their talking points.

    Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    296 Trump had thin wins in some states. This was because of Pussygate. Recall that in mid-October there was serious talk about replacing him on the ticket. Hillary's Mooks thought it would be a fatal melon shot and acted accordingly

    Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (MtfZd)

    297 Heh. To which the person would add: "and I am very concerned about Tulsi Gabbard being a Russian sleeper agent. What red blooded conservative wouldn't be? Amirite?"

    I don't trust her

    Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (O2RFr)

    298 Nestor is also the first name of Nestor Kirchner, the leftist president of Argentina, who is known for having one eye, being the husband of Kristina Kirchner who became the first elected president of any American country, and being dead.

    Kristina is known for being the president that tanked the economy of Argentina and getting the country so far into debt that when she visited Europe for a G12 summit she parked the presidential plane in Morocco out of fear that if she took it to Europe it would be seized by creditors.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:56 AM (xG/b0)

    299 Yes, because 'Ud.' is really an abbreviation for the third-person "Vuestra Merced" ("your Mercy")
    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:47 AM (nIvDu)
    ----------
    Up-country in parts of the Andes they tend to say "Su Merced" Which is the same thing, but using the third person, individual adjective.
    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (xG/b0)
    ~~~~~

    In Spanish-I the teacher used to go around the class asking rapid-fire questions. She would say "S-O-S" to everyone after each answer, but when she got to me she always said, "Aye" and looked up to the sky.

    Thought I was the smartest kid in the class.

    Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2019 10:57 AM (sGotD)

    300 As a lifelong maritime douchebag, I must applaud all of this concern.

    Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 19, 2019 10:57 AM (EgshT)

    301 I've done three tours in Afghanistan, but Trump's tweets have convinced me to vote for Beto.
    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran
    -----------

    Hold it...but, did you serve with valor?

    Posted by: Richard Blumenthal at October 19, 2019 10:58 AM (YPJrZ)

    302 My entire platoon of hardened killers really likes Trump, supported him all the way, but the way he tweets stuff is really off-putting.

    I mean, he demeans the office of the presidency, and while all of us have killed stacks of bad guys, there are line you just don't cross.

    When Trump refused to jump into a war with Turkey, we broke down and cried, we cried because our national honor was wound up in something somebody said we should do for the Kurds.

    You know who would be a great president? Mitt Romney.

    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran at October 19, 2019 10:58 AM (cfSRQ)

    303 So those previous Trump supporters, turned off by his antics will vote for the fake Indian? Unlikely.

    If the press wasn't the propaganda arm of the Dems, Trump could do things differently.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2019 10:58 AM (Lqy/e)

    304 I have a daughter currently serving, one rung below Chief, I believe.

    Anyway, she will not talk about the Commander in Chief, one way or another. (She served under Obama too)

    I want to say it was against regulations and, I suspect, with her rank, my daughter took that pretty seriously.

    Can anyone confirm my admittedly hazy recollection?

    I'd also add, my daughter is pretty solidly pro-Trump.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 10:58 AM (WEBkv)

    305 My dream is that Marianne Williams goes third party with Tech and financial support.

    My fear is that Yang will do so.

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 11:01 AM (xG/b0)

    306 "Democrats Can Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time
    Washington Free Beacon SUPERcuts! #717 [1:09]
    link in nic
    to my vid blog thingy"

    Damn...

    I had no idea.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2019 11:02 AM (cqNba)

    307 Sponge #295: Wow. When they get their talking points, they really get their talking points.

    Strange, isn't it? And WFB has these compilations frequently.

    Used to need Journ-o-List to get the talking points. Now, digital NPC talking-point updates circulate instantaneously.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at October 19, 2019 11:02 AM (qBbz7)

    308 I only point this out because this smart, military blog needs to know that all of use highly-combat experienced infantrymen are wavering. We bled for our nation, but voting for Trump is just too much to ask.

    If he doesn't stop tweeting, we're going to sit on our hands and let Liz Warren win and reclass us all as "infantrypersons" because that's how strongly we feel about this.

    Well, I mean not me, personally. I'm a true patriot and I'm only trying to convince people that the military is against Trump out of loyalty.

    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran at October 19, 2019 11:02 AM (cfSRQ)

    309 @304, I suppose other more qualified folks will weigh in on your question.

    I do, however, have one: how do you know your daughter is pro-Trump if she never weighs in on the CIC?

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:03 AM (/TvO8)

    310 We are who we thought we were! Ahoy!

    Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 19, 2019 11:03 AM (EgshT)

    311 I want to say it was against regulations and, I suspect, with her rank, my daughter took that pretty seriously.

    Can anyone confirm my admittedly hazy recollection?

    I'd also add, my daughter is pretty solidly pro-Trump.
    Posted by: blake
    ---------

    It was the spoken rule when I was in.

    The fact is, loyalty is a big deal where morale is concerned. It is one thing to dislike, or disapprove of a superior, but unit cohesion and order require that you f*cking follow orders and get on with job without criticizing anyone in the chain of command.

    Griping? Well sure, the military feeds on griping, but that's different.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:04 AM (YPJrZ)

    312 304
    I have a daughter currently serving, one rung below Chief, I believe.



    Anyway, she will not talk about the Commander in Chief, one way or another. (She served under Obama too)



    I want to say it was against regulations and, I suspect, with her rank, my daughter took that pretty seriously.



    Can anyone confirm my admittedly hazy recollection?



    I'd also add, my daughter is pretty solidly pro-Trump.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    ---
    It's only against the regulations to criticize a Democrat. If the president is a Republican, you become a whistleblower and fearless truth-teller.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:05 AM (cfSRQ)

    313 The first Chik Fil A in England is about to close due to LGBT protests. Among their 'concerns' was the fact that Chik Fil A donates to the Salvation Army. This apparently 'goes against our country's values'.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 11:05 AM (lwiT4)

    314 Hey. Mr. Gypsy.
    Looks like a new nick. Ever commented here before?

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 11:06 AM (4EQnV)

    315 I want to say it was against regulations and, I suspect, with her rank, my daughter took that pretty seriously.

    Can anyone confirm my admittedly hazy recollection?

    Posted by: blake
    ________

    I can't speak to military regulations. That said, it used to be considered very bad form for any civil servant (military included) to discuss politics at all. This extended to family members.

    Apparently that's all out the window now.

    Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2019 11:06 AM (NH9pa)

    316
    I do, however, have one: how do you know your daughter is pro-Trump if she never weighs in on the CIC?
    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:03 AM (/TvO

    -----------

    Alluded to not come right out and said. It's one of those things she really doesn't discuss. And trust me, if I bring it up, that conversation isn't more than a sentence and a reminder of her position.

    It probably would be more accurate to say, "I believe she is pretty solidly pro-Trump."

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 11:06 AM (WEBkv)

    317 Zod is drinking the Bloody Mary.

    Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 11:07 AM (Rb862)

    318 I did some reading up on Tulsi this morning.

    She is a bona fide Moon-Bat of the first order.

    Look into it. The only thing that surprised me is that she is being considered moderate on some issues.

    She is a radical whack job.

    ======

    I saw a twat from David Scrum Frum yesterday that said her supporters are by and large Republicans. lol Okay.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:07 AM (JoUsr)

    319 131 "The first Chik Fil A in England is about to close due to LGBT protests. Among their 'concerns' was the fact that Chik Fil A donates to the Salvation Army. This apparently 'goes against our country's values'."

    Pretty ironic given that the Salvation Army was founded in England by William Booth (19th cent.).

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:08 AM (/TvO8)

    320 Both NYT and NBC out this morning with pieces meant to frame Durham investigation as an illegitimate politically-motivated investigation.

    Posted by: mediapostate at October 19, 2019 11:08 AM (3Hp/b)

    321 This apparently 'goes against our country's values'.

    Yes, it's not very sharia-like.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at October 19, 2019 11:08 AM (EgshT)

    322 >>Both NYT and NBC out this morning with pieces meant to frame Durham investigation as an illegitimate politically-motivated investigation.

    Nothing is happening.

    Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2019 11:09 AM (ZLI7S)

    323 320 Both NYT and NBC out this morning with pieces meant to frame Durham investigation as an illegitimate politically-motivated investigation.

    Me thinks they protestith too much

    Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2019 11:09 AM (O2RFr)

    324 The first Chik Fil A in England is about to close due to LGBT protests. Among their 'concerns' was the fact that Chik Fil A donates to the Salvation Army. This apparently 'goes against our country's values'.

    --

    "Lie back and think of lost England."

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:09 AM (JoUsr)

    325 Both NYT and NBC out this morning with pieces meant to frame Durham investigation as an illegitimate politically-motivated investigation.
    Posted by: mediapostate
    ---------

    Unlike the straight-up, unbiased Mueller report. Yes, it's really quite a contrast.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:10 AM (YPJrZ)

    326 Pretty ironic given that the Salvation Army was founded in England by William Booth (19th cent.).

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:08 AM (/TvO



    You're attempting to impose rational thought on these poor downtrodden activists. Very privileged of you.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 11:10 AM (lwiT4)

    327 284 Listen, and understand. We are out there. We can't be bargained with. We can't be reasoned with. We don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And we absolutely will not stop, ever, until progressivism is dead.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2019 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

    THIS! x1000.

    The progs must be crushed and the earth salted where they stood. No compromises.

    Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 19, 2019 11:10 AM (/rsCS)

    328 I saw a twat from David Scrum Frum yesterday that said her supporters are by and large Republicans. lol Okay.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:07 AM (JoUsr)

    ---
    Actually, there's probably some truth there. Operation Chaos, 2020 edition.

    I think a lot of GOPers enjoyed her takedown of Harris and will open their wallets to see her continue to bash Hillary.

    I know there was a huge drive on Twitter among religious conservatives to keep Marianne Williamson in the race simply because of the humor value.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:10 AM (cfSRQ)

    329 Well, the concern troll did pretty well: stuck around for a few concerns and left. Unlike Kurt, who only drops one turd and scurries back under the bridge.

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 11:11 AM (4EQnV)

    330 Why is Russia so bad when them f*cking wothless POSs loved them the Soviet Union?
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 09:00 AM (aA3+G)

    The Russians admitted Communism had failed. The Communists have never forgiven them for it.

    Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 19, 2019 11:12 AM (ySTzA)

    331 I'm duck hunting. So of course it's raining. Because duck hunting.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 11:12 AM (5Ezu/)

    332 Well, the concern troll did pretty well: stuck around for a few concerns
    and left. Unlike Kurt, who only drops one turd and scurries back under
    the bridge.


    Uncle George's funds have apparently been diverted elsewhere.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at October 19, 2019 11:12 AM (EgshT)

    333 329
    Well, the concern troll did pretty well: stuck around for a few concerns
    and left. Unlike Kurt, who only drops one turd and scurries back under
    the bridge.

    Posted by: RI Red at October 19, 2019 11:11 AM (4EQnV)

    ---
    I had fun with it.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:13 AM (cfSRQ)

    334 I'm duck hunting. So of course it's raining. Because duck hunting.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2019 11:12 AM (5Ezu/)


    Ducks like water. I predict great success in your endeavors.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 11:13 AM (lwiT4)

    335 Unlike Kurt, who only drops one turd and scurries back under
    the bridge.

    --

    After Mommy pours the milk on his Fruit Loops, he only has a minute max before it starts going soggy.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:14 AM (JoUsr)

    336 Well, the concern troll did pretty well: stuck around for a few concerns and left. Unlike Kurt, who only drops one turd and scurries back under the bridge.

    Posted by: RI Red
    ________

    Kurt is a loose cannon with diarrhea of verse.

    Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran, however, is my new idol. I'm currently rereading his posts. They're so beautiful --

    -- I CAN'T STOP CRYING!!!!

    Posted by: WaterCow at October 19, 2019 11:15 AM (NH9pa)

    337 I do love watching the mash up of cock gobblers all praising how Pelosi is sew stwong! for pointing her finger at Trump in that meeting. She stood up!! In a room full of men!! Powerful woman!


    Meanwhile, Jan Brewer is a racist bitch for pointing her finger at Jug Ears.

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2019 11:15 AM (hl+Pg)

    338 I had fun with it.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
    ________

    My hat is off to you!

    Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2019 11:17 AM (NH9pa)

    339 100 I ran 3 miles in 20:50 the day I turned 50. GOOD LUCK RUN EASY and thank you so much for your SERVICE!
    Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 19, 2019 09:29 AM (JFO2v)

    Thanks for the positive thoughts. They must have worked, because I passed comfortably as usual. Now the toughest challenge is waiting until the end of the duty day to celebrate with some nice bourbon.

    Posted by: Grimaldi at October 19, 2019 11:17 AM (Z12fZ)

    340 My minions still adore me. Had to have been the free phones, eh?

    Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 19, 2019 11:17 AM (EgshT)

    341 Strange, isn't it? And WFB has these compilations frequently.

    Used to need Journ-o-List to get the talking points. Now, digital NPC talking-point updates circulate instantaneously.
    Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at October 19, 2019 11:02 AM (qBbz7)

    -----------------

    Holy Toledo!

    That was disturbing on a lot of levels.

    Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
    at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (WEBkv)

    342 My hat is off to you!

    Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2019 11:17 AM (NH9pa)

    ---
    Thanks!

    Now go buy my books.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (cfSRQ)

    343 Insty has a link up of an Athleisure billboard in NY showing Trump hogtied. Good thing we never did anything like that to Obama. Good, good thing.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (JoUsr)

    344 I believe in traditional conservatism, freedom and individual liberty. That the modern Democratic Party is partially the reason rope and trees were invented. Ditto people like Kristol, French and others, whose betrayal and dishonesty are almost indescribable. I believe in malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem, so I would never vote for the tyrants that Democrats and their fellow have become. I just happen to disagree with the execution and methods (not necessarily the goals) of our presidents foreign policy because in the end I don't believe it places our country and citizens in a better, less dangerous place on the world. By the way, hope I am wrong. I honestly do because, unless the president adjusts, we are going to watch this play out.

    Anyway, I felt that was a reasoned argument and it was owed to you out of respect. I'm not sure why it was treated with ridicule and juvenile school yard taunts and assignation of motive. I have none. But thanks for engaging. I'll move on and out of the way.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (8ts9m)

    345 Specifically, Times Square.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:21 AM (JoUsr)

    346
    I'm duck hunting. So of course it's raining. Because duck hunting.
    Posted by: Muad'dib


    Go rabbit hunting!

    Posted by: Daffy Duck at October 19, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

    347 What I'd love to know is who writes up the idiot talking points and distributes them.

    Who is that person or group handing out what to say?

    Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2019 11:23 AM (hl+Pg)

    348 343 - That darned Trump's tweets though. Undigified!

    Posted by: Romani Troll at October 19, 2019 11:24 AM (H5knJ)

    349 When does football start on the East Coast? C'mon, guys, let's have some scores, I've been up for hours.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 11:24 AM (C78No)

    350 Went to Chik Fil A yesterday and couldn't get into the parking lot, to may protestors er customers really. No place to park and the drive thru was jammed up. Ended up at Burger King. And it was mid afternoon. But its just a mile from my house, so I will go back.

    Posted by: Colin at October 19, 2019 11:24 AM (vMPQV)

    351

    British lawmakers have voted to postpone a decision on whether to back a Brexit deal with the European Union, throwing a wrench into government plans to leave the bloc at the end of this month.

    At a special session of Parliament intended to ratify the deal, lawmakers instead voted 322-306 to withhold their approval until legislation to implement the agreement has been passed.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2019 11:24 AM (aKsyK)

    352 At this point, the voters of England just need to burn down the joint.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:25 AM (JoUsr)

    353 As per #344, is Hesco Gypsy truly a troll (he starts with creedal language, "I believe in . . . ")?

    I am trying to understand these tells . . . .

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:25 AM (/TvO8)

    354 I'm not sure why it was treated with ridicule and juvenile school yard taunts



    You must be new here. Ridicule and juvenile taunts are our best events.

    Seriously, if you are stating your case in good faith, stick around. We might grow on you. Sort of like a fungus, but in a good way.

    Posted by: grammie winger at October 19, 2019 11:25 AM (lwiT4)

    355 Who is that person or group handing out what to say?
    Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2019 11:23 AM (hl+Pg)

    Probably mostly non-directed understood consensus. They probably all text and IM each other to talk about how bad the Orange Man is, and tell each other what spin they'll be putting on it. Brainstorming the agitprop.

    Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cMzzD)

    356 Anyway, I felt that was a reasoned argument and it
    was owed to you out of respect. I'm not sure why it was treated with
    ridicule and juvenile school yard taunts and assignation of motive. I
    have none. But thanks for engaging. I'll move on and out of the way.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (8ts9m)

    ---
    Damn, we disappointed him.

    You know who never uses "ridicule and juvenile school yard taunts"?

    Combat infantrymen. It's just not done. Totally gauche. Beyond the pale, you see.

    Fluent in Latin, too.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cfSRQ)

    357 When does football start on the East Coast? C'mon, guys, let's have some scores, I've been up for hours.

    Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 11:24 AM (C78No)

    noon.....33 minutes

    Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2019 11:26 AM (X/Pw5)

    358 AlaBAMA #337: ,,,Pelosi is sew stwong! for pointing her finger at Trump in that meeting. She stood up!! In a room full of men!! Powerful woman!
    Meanwhile, Jan Brewer is a racist bitch for pointing her finger at Jug Ears.


    Another Washington Free Beacon SUPERcuts! #721
    A Tale of Two Fingers
    linked in nic
    to my vid blog thingy

    Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at October 19, 2019 11:27 AM (qBbz7)

    359 I tried to reason with you, dear friends, beloved fellow conservatives. And by reason, I mean wave the flag in your face and tell you that as a true patriot I have my finger on the pulse of our military, unlike you. But now I must flounce off.

    Posted by: Romani Troll at October 19, 2019 11:28 AM (H5knJ)

    360 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cfSRQ)

    YOUR MOM'S fluent in Latin!

    Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cMzzD)

    361 I, for one, enjoy the spectacle of uneducated minorities injuring themselves for my amusement.

    Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2019 11:29 AM (cMzzD)

    362 The other day, my squad leader told me how deeply disappointed he is in Trump's language and coarse manners.

    We'd just gotten out of a tough firefight - I can't say where, of course - but I'm sure you can guess the AOR. (That's military jargon, because I'm career mil guy. E, not O.)

    Anyways, to see the tears in the eyes of this solid NCO broke my heart. We're losing these people because TRUMP CAN'T SHUT UP.

    Why won't you people see that? Why can't he just be dignified like Mitt Romney, (who I totally hate, by the way).

    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran at October 19, 2019 11:30 AM (cfSRQ)

    363 The CFA I sometimes stop at is always packed; but going there is like a quick lesson in efficiency. They'll send out order takers with bluetooths for the drive-thru, and then add a separate pay collector when its very busy. Their indoor service is very quick too. I went to a different CFA once and was shocked at the normal FF franchise service speed, it was so slow by comparison.

    Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 19, 2019 11:32 AM (cDw3P)

    364 'Nother Thread - nood, as the kids say nowadays

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=383857

    Posted by: mindful webworker - checks belt for onion at October 19, 2019 11:32 AM (qBbz7)

    365 The other day, my squad leader told me how deeply disappointed he is in Trump's language and coarse manners.

    Yes, I have serious concerns and reservations myself.

    Posted by: Zombie Chesty Puller at October 19, 2019 11:34 AM (EgshT)

    366 Even though I'm deeply upset about Trump's coarse language, don't bother me making a casual reference to lynching Democrats.

    That's totally different because while tweets are literally a hate crime, it's common for committed Republicans like ourselves to may references to hanging our political opponents like you-know-who.

    I can say that here because we're sophisticated people, who don't use schoolyard taunts or anything.

    I'd love to stick around, but as part of our continuing education we're reading Kafka in the original German.

    Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid GOP Veteran at October 19, 2019 11:34 AM (cfSRQ)

    367 PDT is tweeting the hashtag #StopTheCoup

    LOL
    Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2019 10:51 AM (sGotD)


    #TheCoup would be better

    Pound The Coup


    similar to Pound Me Too

    Posted by: CPT Picard at October 19, 2019 11:36 AM (1g7ch)

    368 If an individual has to advertise their credentials or accomplishments to platform or back what they say, at best they are insecure; at worst a fraud.

    I discovered that principle while writing my Ph.D. dissertation. ;-)

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:40 AM (/TvO8)

    369 Sorry but win or lose or draw, this is NOT a foreign policy election, and Trump's not trying to fight it as one.

    Though if he wants to make it one in a hurry, he could always expand American military commitments. That would do the trick.

    Which is why the Uniparty is so strident and eager to get him to.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:42 AM (5aX2M)

    370 One more reminder..

    Trump won the presidency by only 100,000 votes spread over 3 states. Think about that.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    This is correct, but but he did this despite the "omg pussy-gate" being still non stop in the news cycle.

    There was a pool of never-trumpers based on that and I'm guessing in the 3 years since, about half of those have converted to Trump acceptance in some form or another. (based on trends of %R support increasing from election to now) The rest are bitter clingers

    Trump has changed the Overton window significantly.

    But there are other factors. Cankles was a horrible candidate and I think whoever wins the D nomination will inevitably have a higher likability than her, resulting in more D vote consolidation.

    Which leaves the independents, of whom, if they voted for Trump based on his campaign platform would have no reason to not vote again, as I can't recall a candidate religiously going through with their promises no matter how many "Sacred Cows" they'd have to slaughter(unlimited free trade, COC cheap labor supply, IC shakeups etc) and boats than need rocking.

    Also Independents who voted for Cankles as a status quo type who wasn't going fundamentally full on embrace socialism like the current crop of candidates, will either switch votes or not vote at all.

    And of course 3rd party candidates like Gary Johnson and/or the Green party candidate(Jill Something) had the effect of the sub 50% majority wins in those states. Will this dynamic be similar in 2020? Who knows?

    I'm not one who thinks Trump has this in the bag (of course I hope he wins in a landslide). i still think the electorate as a whole is a wildcard and as much as I wish it were not the case, the MSM will still have some influence (depleted as it is)

    Posted by: theATL at October 19, 2019 11:42 AM (yFgwo)

    371 Combat infantrymen. It's just not done.
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    Aside from the occasional lapsus linguae.

    Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at October 19, 2019 11:44 AM (YPJrZ)

    372 If an individual has to advertise their credentials or accomplishments to platform or back what they say, at best they are insecure; at worst a fraud.
    -------

    This is about me, isn't it?

    Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at October 19, 2019 11:45 AM (YPJrZ)

    Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at October 19, 2019 11:46 AM (YPJrZ)

    374 Whew.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:46 AM (YPJrZ)

    375 Crap.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:47 AM (YPJrZ)

    376 Insty has a link up of an Athleisure billboard in NY showing Trump hogtied. Good thing we never did anything like that to Obama. Good, good thing.
    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2019 11:19 AM (JoUsr)


    The guy who made the Obama masks is still in GITMO.

    Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2019 11:48 AM (1g7ch)

    377 Hmm. Looks like there was no one here to witness the humiliation.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:48 AM (YPJrZ)

    378 Elon Musk:

    Anyone who fires a sports car at Mars is a god.

    Change my mind.

    Posted by: MW at October 19, 2019 11:52 AM (hNTtn)

    379 I can't speak to military regulations. That said, it used to be considered very bad form for any civil servant (military included) to discuss politics at all. This extended to family members.

    Except the details of the current defense appropriations bill.

    Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2019 11:57 AM (B7KlG)

    380 374. Whew.

    ==============

    I had trolls in mind, not socks. ;-)

    Posted by: DC at October 19, 2019 11:57 AM (/TvO8)

    381 nice save, Mike

    Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 12:02 PM (xG/b0)

    382 nice save, Mike
    Posted by: Kindltot
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    In the nic of time...kinda

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 12:03 PM (YPJrZ)

    383 The only high ABV beer I've ever found palatable is Trappistes Rochefort 10.
    Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2019 10:19 AM (OMsf+)


    Not a fan of Imperial Stouts, Imperial Porters, Barleywines, Old Ales or barrel aged anything? That's ok, more for me.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at October 19, 2019 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

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