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SJWs Come for Dungeons & Dragons
Actually, they already have a piece of it -- the current edition makes sure to discuss trangenderism and homosexuality as choices in creating a character.
But they need the game to be nothing but that.This is the BBC making this claim that D&D is uninclusive. Why? Because social justice politics demands it has a seat at every table, no matter what that table is, in order to force anyone at that table to act and speak a certain way. While they’re attempting to force Dungeons & Dragons players to adhere to the rules of social justice etiquette, they’re also in the sports world, attempting to force football players to do the same. This isn’t just a take over of nerd culture, it’s a takeover of the culture, period. Nothing is safe, everything will be attacked. Everything is up for infiltration and alteration.
"Dungeons and dragons is not just for a bunch of beardy boys in a basement, it's for everybody and anybody."
— BBC (@BBC) October 13, 2019
Via @BBCThree.pic.twitter.com/c4uU7VG7XW
GQ is rejecting men as a readership.
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 15, 2019
"One way we've addressed it is by making a magazine that isn't really trying to be exclusively for or about men at all."https://t.co/vJlsKd1oKe
GQ is rejecting men as a readership.
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 15, 2019
"One way we've addressed it is by making a magazine that isn't really trying to be exclusively for or about men at all."https://t.co/vJlsKd1oKe
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 16, 2019 08:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 08:21 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (Z3XQO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: DC at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (/TvO8)
It will fail in ways the BBC can't even imagine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Phat at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (Azq47)
So they're just acknowledging the actual demographic.
It's funny as hell tho.
After all these folks have chickified everything and then suddenly realize the worlds is crumbling around them guess who they'll call?
It won't be Pharell.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (rfAm0)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 08:25 PM (o03Lr)
Or else.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 08:25 PM (Z3XQO)
I'm not sure GQ really qualifies as ever having been a male thing, though.
You mean like how Playgirl has never been a magazine for women?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 08:25 PM (bN4Ss)
Posted by: freaked at October 16, 2019 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:25 PM (NS3dI)
After the party is dead, they will loot the tavern where they all met.
Nature always wins.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)
I've got some red neck tables they won't be sitting at.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:26 PM (sE4m0)
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A buddy of mine was bitching about a flag on every play in every NFL game.
I told him, "They have to take the hits out of it. They'll demand women in the league in less than 5 years. Mark my words."
He groaned, "You're probably right."
Have you noticed all the "women fan" commercials they have now during football games? It's more than just a push to sell more merchandise.
It's a strategy.
It's social engineering.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 08:26 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (RjYVG)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va)
In kinda early
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (RjYVG)
Run Frodo! It's a trap!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (Z3XQO)
They don't want inclusivity. They want to destroy what straight white men like.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Phat
Bwahahahahahahaha. Getting hit at 13 bps? Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (RjYVG)
Either Tulsi has a few outfits the same or there was a good party after the debates. I wonder if she rides with Kamala.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va
I thought you wrote "I wonder if she rides Kamala" and I blanched.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (Z3XQO)
Were I a subscriber of GQ, I'd use it for asswipe until my subscription expired, but it is printed on glossy paper and ... well, you can guess how good that would work.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: freaked at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
They don't want inclusivity. They want to destroy what straight white men like.
Straight women ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)
"Sure, you're an 18 Charisma Otherkin anti-Paladin/Druid. I get that, but I hit you on a natural 2 and do 3d12+20 points of damage per attack. I get ten per round."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:30 PM (RjYVG)
They don't want inclusivity. They want to destroy what straight white men like.
Straight women ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (arJlL
Part of it, yes. Feminism wants women to date other women or at worse, any male who's not white.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:30 PM (Pefon)
I thought you wrote "I wonder if she rides Kamala" and I blanched.
Never know with this crew.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (K22Va)
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Surprise anal.
This is the only place where surprise anal is no surprise at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
It will fail in ways the BBC can't even imagine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)
I can imagine quite a few ways it will fail.
Posted by: The DM at October 16, 2019 08:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)
They've always done that.
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (o03Lr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
I got an email from zazzle that my Deploribus Unum stuff is a copyright violation?
(the one of an American eagle seal with Trump hair - ypu can see it on my blog bookhorde on the right side)
not sure what part is copyrighted ...
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (G546f)
They don't want inclusivity. They want to destroy what straight white men like.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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In fact, they're looking at a world BEYOND gays and trannies and drag queens. They want full-throttle androgyny.
The faggy stuff they currently insist on is just the interim philosophy.
It's the wrecking ball to mess things up and confuse things.
It will create the chaos for their new order.
It will level the land that they will then pave over.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:31 PM (Eicbe)
Sure, there will be some you can break and force to your will. But there will be more that you can't do that to. And you're forcing them to fight1
Smart move, progs. Smart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2019 08:32 PM (rRNhi)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 08:32 PM (t+qrx)
Soon chess will have mandated for each side that there be:
*pulls out parchment*
1. One gay bishop and it's the white one;
2. Three pawns in a polyamorous relationship who move en banc;
3. Queens that are transitioned kings;
4. ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 08:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:33 PM (NS3dI)
Life hack: Turn your sleeping bag into a Wakanda Cloak!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2019 08:33 PM (Ojldv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:30 PM (Pefon)
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Wrong.
Feminists want to marry the perfect guy who makes way more money than they do, and pays for their super-expensive hobbies like making clay pots or vaginal painting, plus meaningful spiritual journeys to sacred places.
They'll insist that they're totally not kept women, but they'll also let you know that they're totally kept women.
Funny how many "feminists" are married and have large and very expensive wedding rings.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:33 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (87EdW)
Feminists want to marry the perfect guy who makes way more money than they do, and pays for their super-expensive hobbies like making clay pots or vaginal painting, plus meaningful spiritual journeys to sacred places.
They'll insist that they're totally not kept women, but they'll also let you know that they're totally kept women.
Funny how many "feminists" are married and have large and very expensive wedding rings.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Wrong. You need to upgrade your feminist code. We're on 3.0
Men are not needed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)
To quote a book I almost couldn't finish: "Pass me another elf -- this one's split."
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:35 PM (naEeR)
Without having clicked on that first video, my spidey sense tells me that that is a face badly in need of a fist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 08:35 PM (pNxlR)
See if I buy the 6ed.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (oRIVo)
>>Those are the worst.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (RjYVG)
They even go so far as saying that "She's really liberal on so many other things, though". But because they don't like ONE stance, CNN is trying to piss all over her campaign.
I don't care, I don't want any of them to win, anyway--but it is just so illustrative of the type of absolutists that haven't been seen since the days of the Jacobins.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Belkar Bitterleaf at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (yQpMk)
Let's not forget Megyn Kelly was part of the group of Fox women who killed Roger Ailles. They did. They killed that poor man.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 08:37 PM (bN4Ss)
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:37 PM (WqPYg)
Men are not needed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (Pefon)
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No, that's what they say, but we all know they're lying.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:38 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm sorry, the rich cuckold enthusiast with issues niche.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:38 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)
It's amazing how unemployment can change attitudes so completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (V2Yro)
If it doesn't have thieves, it's not worth playing. "Rogue" is such a cop-out.
I blame "Vampire: The Masquerade" . Somehow that turned casual RPGs into something the theater and art majors would get wet and squishy over, and the hobby has never gotten over it.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (J70i0)
Who knew that real guys wanted to wear puffy smocks?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2019 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
That is just an illusionist with an 18 charisma.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (vqPyn)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (bN4Ss)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
Part of me hopes it's after I'm gone; part of me really wants to whack as many fascist commies as I can on the way out ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (WqPYg)
5ed takes out all the hot babe pix, which were an important staple for some of us growing up.
See if I buy the 6ed.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (oRIVo)
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The gaming industry doesn't have a lot of room for error.
Plus, the secondary market is big enough that it's not hard to go full-on retro and ignore whatever's out there.
That's of course the core problem: people can form their own gaming groups and not invite anyone else they don't like. Social media crap won't work.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)
56 Meggies doing a hard sell to FOX atm
I hope that isn't the direction they're going. She certainly doesn't need the money.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (K22Va)
They figure if they can ignite enough chaos and cause enough of normal people to be confused even for a moment, that they can then call in others to take control and while doing so reorder the politics.
This is the goal. Which is one reason why they're attacking the institutions AND commercialism.
If our Gov't fails AND our finances fail then we are open to anyone who appears who can control either or both.
Oh they will have contenders but they will be behind the information loop from the start and will also try to play so few get hurt. This is not how the left plays.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
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And she looks like a movie villain.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (dNzKv)
When a leftist woman constantly refers to herself as being a "strong woman", that's a tell she probably isn't but desperately wants your affirmation. Even if your are a patriarchal POS.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (UUkQp)
It was dystopian sci-fi where the intent was to kill pretty much everybody in your group without getting caught.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (K22Va)
She needs the attention.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: jsg
They can kill the spiders with them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:42 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Tf125)
It's amazing how unemployment can change attitudes so completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 08:39
I guess it goes to your values. There are firms here in town I refused to apply to. Been in this field over 20yrs in this burg. May be part of the reason I was unemployed for a year.
Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (m+0jM)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Eicbe)
It's like Ace's earlier post today about the alphabet people CNN town hall and how the homosexuals were upset everyone said the same thing. The irony is they've made it that way. Deviation results in a mob coming to burn you down.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (naEeR)
White Wolf was Patient Zero for a *lot* of this garbage. Check out the 20th Anniversary edition of Mage: The Ascension -- one of the craziest of the WW crew, Phil Brucato, basically napalmed the game with a mix of SJW nonsense and uncontrolled ego.
Ironically, the 5th edition of Vampire angered the SJW crowd so much the entire leadership of WW was gutted and the brand was turned into a holding company, with the offending book (something about vampires being behind some gay purge in Chechnya) being recalled and pulped.
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (o03Lr)
But this is how SJW operate. Find a domain that was populated by boys, invade it. Say it wasn't inclusive enough And then kill it and move on.
F*ck. Anyone can join in on a game.
If one group doesn't want you, find another
Posted by: Blanco at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Ay9RF)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Priapism at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (ucNdt)
I have a feeling that this sort of action would cause a societal meltdown of epic proportions in today's world.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 16, 2019 08:43 PM (9QJeV)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Galil at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (Z+IKu)
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You can wallpaper your rec room the the maps from it and "Unentschieden".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (iB1oa)
Yep. Another anal thread.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 16, 2019 08:40 PM (Vy7tf)
Bad Dragon is the site you seek (not Urban Dictionary).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 16, 2019 08:41 PM (cxIsI)
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This is my theory as well. I think some on the left actually think that if China recovers all we have, at least they are Marxist.
And you have to remember, the goal of the Weatherman was to overthrow the government of the USA, and they weren't specific about any happy endings. (Cue Al Gore!)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (Eicbe)
They've come for chess. We now have one of those codes of conduct that
provides entry for these people. We've had people complain because
their opponent wore a Trump shirt and they didn't feel safe.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:39 PM (J70i0)
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First they came for knitting ...
Then they came for chess ...
I'm surprised Monopoly hasn't yet been banned.
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (WqPYg)
Maxim back in the day was anti GQ and actually decent to read.. Havent picked up an issue lately to see what it's been like.
Posted by: Blanco at October 16, 2019 08:45 PM (Ay9RF)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 08:45 PM (6/uwW)
Part of me hopes it's after I'm gone; part of me really wants to whack as many fascist commies as I can on the way out ...
Posted by: ShainS
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:45 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 08:45 PM (pw+jk)
I don't think it had any effects on the mechanics of the game, but the only thing I was less likely to throw at players was a doppelganger.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:45 PM (naEeR)
Feels like a riot in the dungeon!
Posted by: Yngvie at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Eicbe)
She's also one of the relatively sane, old school leftists. But apparently, especially with Trump in office they're no longer content with incrementalism. They were so close to the final solution with Hillary, they could taste it. And the bad orange man took it all away.
So we're going to get where we were supposed to be by 2024, by hook or by crook.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (Z1ykJ)
Is it bad that I read that and heard the stones
Shadobe shattered shattered
Posted by: Priapism at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (ucNdt)
I played DD when I was 11-13. Maybe not even that long or maybe a tad bit longer. Then I discovered girls and ditched it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (j3npP)
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This is a story arc right out of the TV show "Stranger Things."
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (WqPYg)
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I picked up a Maxim recently, and it was like "luxury maxim high end magazine with nice titties and paper that feels like a credit card"
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Utility muffin at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: WOPR
LOLGFY. Their mental instability is not my concern.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (iB1oa)
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You could do your house in Europa maps.
I always wanted that game, but couldn't imagine actually playing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Gen. Ben McCulloch at October 16, 2019 08:48 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2019 08:48 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 08:48 PM (plu6+)
So the LARPers all graduated to Antifa...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 08:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep State at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (R5LCh)
Posted by: Parker Sisters at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Hell and No.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: Gen. Ben McCulloch
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Well, we sure as hell aren't taking the bullet on this one.
Posted by: Campbells Soup Co. at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (plu6+)
But it took me about 30 seconds (as DM) to turn ANY game into paranoia, as Ace-endorsed author A.H. Lloyd points out.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (oRIVo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: > alan lana < at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (B+t5k)
For example, Kasey Musgraves in her "ao dai" (yeow!) needs to remind the Vietnamese freakers this is the US and we can wear any damn thing we want, any damn way we want (okay, I draw the line at improper use of the Stars and Stripes).
I'm not sure why 98% of us are letting 2% (or less) with their damn megaphones and butt hurt whining control how we live.
But it's about time we get regular about telling them to FOAD.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (H1v0e)
"Happy" song from Despicable Me 2 that's played all the time.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (4P/2y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)
No. The party's gone Marxist. No way no how any moderate, however tepidly so, is going to win the Stalin Championship.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (6eEQ+)
This is a story arc right out of the TV show "Stranger Things."
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:46 PM (WqPYg)
Critical Drinker, who I usually agree with, complained about that. I thought it made sense. The actors are into their teens now. They are going to have relationships and change.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (J70i0)
Someone who cares, I guess.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (edlKR)
But it's about time we get regular about telling them to FOAD.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 08:50 PM (O8SrN)
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^^^^ THIS^^^^
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (pw+jk)
So they couldn't stand the vampires being the actual villains? That's what bothered me about the fans of that game -- they really seemed into the Nietzschean uberman role of the vampires. Never mind that they enslave people, feed off them to the point of murder, and are all-around literal monsters.
I ran a short vampire campaign in college (using GURPS), and made sure the players understood they were playing vermin who would be hunted by everyone should their secret be revealed. Didn't stop one of them from leaving a trail of dead hobos around Peoria, though.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)
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Like "Campaign for North Africa", it was more to be studied than played.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 16, 2019 08:52 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: Parker Sisters
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Hardly sufficient!
Try Polyopoly!
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (DQebX)
We will all have to bow to whatever bullshit the left is peddling, just don't actually use their bridges or programs.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (FEQY4)
It was made to turn people against free markets.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (i/wJA)
The left really wants a Mao style cultural revolution in this country. Except it will be all SJW and fruity
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (o3WRR)
I'm surprised Monopoly hasn't yet been banned.
Posted by: ShainS
Did you not hear about Ms. Monopoly?
https://tinyurl.com/y3hrwuss
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
But it's about time we get regular about telling them to FOAD.
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this is basically corporate america adopting positions the rest of us hate and then daring us to say "boo"
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Illinois Enema Bandit at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 16, 2019 08:44 PM (iB1oa)
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You could do your house in Europa maps.
I always wanted that game, but couldn't imagine actually playing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Yup.....first time I saw it some fellas were laying it out on a gymnasium floor and as they were setting up I walked over and asked them what they were building.
They said it was a war game covering the Eastern front from 1941, etc. I said "Ok then, carry on" and left.
Serious war gamers they were.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Yngvie at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jean at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (pQtt3)
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It's like a bus-load of normal people keeping their heads down and pretending to be invisible while a mentally ill homeless guy makes a loud scene.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 08:55 PM (DQebX)
Between her and Perino the airhead cuck, this has been the worst Tucker ever.
Gross.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2019 08:55 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Gen. Ben McCulloch>>
In that anti-aids (PReP?) ad
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (RjYVG)
If our Marine Cpl. son had so much as typed those words on Facebook, his punishment would have been severe.
F her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (NS3dI)
Will you beat the sh!t out of "sustainable," too?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)
That was the plot of Mary Gentle's Grunts. Except that the (female) halfling enjoyed it.
I think Ms Gentle moved on from that and just started writing full-on porn.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: jsg
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*whew, near miss*
Posted by: Intersectionality at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (plu6+)
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I picked up a Maxim recently, and it was like "luxury maxim high end magazine with nice titties and paper that feels like a credit card"
Posted by: mushroom maniac
How's chive.com doing haven't been there in a while.
Posted by: Jean at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (pQtt3)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM (l6b3d)
Oh jeez. Worse than a one hit wonder.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (RjYVG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:47 PM (sE4m0)
I see you don't understand codes of conduct. Everything is based on how the complainer feels.
I might have to wear something red to the next tournament. Maybe have MHKGA on it. Kill two birds with one stone.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: > alan lana < at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (R5LCh)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
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No, too many lefties are flat out crazy, and have no ability to think ahead.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Bullwart at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (1Vobx)
Introducing Biopoly, fun for the whole queer family!
Posted by: Parker Sisters
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Hardly sufficient!
Try Polyopoly!
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (DQebX)
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Let's just cut to the bottom line: Psychopathy!
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 08:57 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Intersectionality at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (plu6+)
We have worse plans for you.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (o3WRR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
They will get a Mao style revolution, but it's gonna include a lot of dead bodies.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (m+0jM)
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and you know the way they argue, if you tell tranny kids and other weirdos and bedwetters they're strange, the left was saying you're driving them to kill themselves.
because bullying
then, gee go figure, after 5 years of corporate american enabled tranny bullying of the 99.9995 of us who aren't weirdos, we see that even after cutting the dicks in half and stuffing it inside them, they're still killing themselves.
shame on, you corporate america, for your bullying.
it got better, indeed. hmph!
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (FEQY4)
Well it backfired epically. It taught me to want as much property as I could get my hands on. And to try and get the fast car first. It made capitalism fun even for kids who didn't know they were being programmed into being Great Americans.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (6eEQ+)
That's the book I couldn't finish! The line about the split elf is one orc talking to another, about prisoners they're raping.
Fer crissake, I read the Thieve's World books, and I couldn't finish "Grunts"!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (naEeR)
Bitch.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 16, 2019 08:58 PM (68SQp)
https://tinyurl.com/y3hrwuss
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
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LOL. That almost sound familiar now that you mention it -- from some past mocking session.
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 08:59 PM (WqPYg)
So they couldn't stand the vampires being the actual villains?
Yes, but not in the way you mean. They were outraged that WW had appropriated a real world atrocity for their game, even though WW has been doing edgy shit like that for over 25 years. (Before they adopted a policy of not having any supernaturals behind the Holocaust, they statted up Hermann Goring as a Tremere, I think.)
I'm not even saying they're necessarily wrong about the insensitivity, but the fact is WW courted this crowd and it wound up biting them in the ass, as it so often does.
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 08:59 PM (o03Lr)
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look, they just want to kill people. It doesn't matter if the reason is a great leap forward, trannies, or leprechauns.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 16, 2019 08:59 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2019 08:59 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
I say that because, of course, the SJWs came after them too. Despite that the Kobolders had clearly done a colossal amount of research to sketch out how their para-Africa worked. From Berbers to Egyptians to India-ish colonists on the east to the Lost World on the southern edge. There was something for everyone except SJWs.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)
Was it Maxim or another magazine like it that claimed that Mike Obama was one of the 100 hottest women in America? Putting her ahead of some top models. I remember I was flipping through the magazine in a barber shop and thinking You've got to be f-ing kidding me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2019 09:00 PM (o3WRR)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 16, 2019 09:00 PM (68SQp)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)
Hang on, I still like 'unsustainable' as a scathing understatement when someone at work comes up with a brilliant idea for a process that they don't understand and will never have to implement. Same with 'suboptimal'.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (t+qrx)
"I'm surprised Monopoly hasn't yet been banned. "
It was made to turn people against free markets.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 08:53 PM (naEeR)
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I recall having heard that before. Also, that "The Wizard of Oz" was a criticism of capitalism and/or America (the "illusions" of the Yellow Brick Road paved with gold or something that all the poor European immigrants mistakenly bought into).
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (WqPYg)
Will you beat the sh!t out of "sustainable," too?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)
Put me in,coach.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2019 08:51 PM
These objects are inherently dangerous and you don't even need a pilot's license to fly them! And anyone can buy one without a background check by the TSA and the NRA supports turning them into flying bombs so that the alt-right nazis can kill transgender children with them! THEY MUST BE CONFISCATED AND BANNED!
Posted by: Hysterical Liberals Searching for Something to be Hysterical About at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (OMsf+)
Megyn Kelly needs to be stuffed back in her cuckshed too.
Between her and Perino the airhead cuck, this has been the worst Tucker ever.
Gross.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He needs to bring on Cathy Areu next.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (aKsyK)
In the original AD&D, there was a very strong ethos, human-centered with good over evil. That is, you COULD play a non-human, but you were limited in what you could achieve. You COULD play evil, but the game was stacked against you id you did.
I don't know that it was necessary for it to be arranged that way, but I think it's interesting that by...I wanna say 3ed, each alignment was treated equally, and races had no limitations.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 09:02 PM (oRIVo)
Let people play what they want to play. Don't railroad players into an agenda, or they'll quit (sometimes by releasing a manticore on the townsfolk).
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 16, 2019 09:02 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2019 09:02 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)
Riding the tiger, instead of telling the tiger to get bent.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)
China has lost HALF its pigs. Hi and welcome to the next Black Swan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (Eicbe)
Just five minutes alone in a locked room with "stakeholder." Pleeeeaase.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2019 09:04 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (FiUMj)
C'mon, Tucker. You really had a smooth streak going, and now you're plopping down a pothole.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SSBN 656
She looks great in the mirror on his ceiling?
Posted by: The Bullwart at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (1Vobx)
haven't thought about her books in a while
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (G546f)
Posted by: fly gal at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (SIT+E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2019 09:06 PM (lZqGh)
Posted by: jsg
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I'll hold your coat.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 09:06 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Intersectionality at October 16, 2019 08:56 PM (plu6+)
We have worse plans for you.
Posted by: WOPR
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Lines from the movie 'Wizards'. Avatar the good guy) has captured an assassin, curiously named 'Peace':
Avatar : [leading Peace by a rope] Allright, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.
Peace : ...no pain...
Avatar : ...And you'll be screaming for mercy in the first five seconds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 09:06 PM (plu6+)
Seeing her reminds me why I liked her reporting. She/s logical instead of emotional and calls out bs. Too bad she bailed
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
killing the world's pork supply would merit just smidge of attention
from the American media.
China has lost HALF its pigs. Hi and welcome to the next Black Swan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (JCrfD)
A hog farmer told me about this way back in April. And no, I am not surprised that the city slicker media hasn't mentioned it at all.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 16, 2019 09:07 PM (XKZwp)
Its origins were in heroic fantasy (Conan and the like, more than Tolkien), mixed with miniatures wargames and adventure movies. The characters were originally the commanders of the armies they used in miniature battles, and one day someone said "wouldn't it be fun if these heroes could go on adventures and get more powerful?"
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:07 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: fly gal
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That ad gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 09:08 PM (plu6+)
China has lost HALF its pigs. Hi and welcome to the next Black Swan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM (JCrfD)
Long Pig
It's what's on the menu.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM
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I might be able to see your point if she hadn't tried to take down Trump in a debate and then came after him in the general, helping Hillary.
Her and all the other cucks need to stay on the other side of aisle where they belong, kickin' it with their leftist homeboys and staying the fuck out of my grille.
I have zero remaining patience for a single one of these duplicitous quislings.
*spits*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2019 09:09 PM (5aX2M)
MeAgain is actually a guest on FOX? WTH? Is there not another 10,000 random lawyers who have opinions that could be invited? Seriously, what is the actual point of her on TC?
Her segment got extended and bumped Dennis Rodman off the show for tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 09:09 PM (aKsyK)
mention), the CW's Nancy Drew is also a SJW crapfest. I thought it
might be kind of a fun retro entertaining show but no. In addition,
they've introduced a supernatural element. So it's Woke Nancy fights
the ghost.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)
It the CW. They are the wokest of the woke. Watching their shows kills brain cells.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (J70i0)
understatement when someone at work comes up with a brilliant idea for a
process that they don't understand and will never have to implement.
Same with 'suboptimal'.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 09:01 PM (t+qrx)
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My favorite comment on most software projects I was assigned to after surveying the laying of the land: "Guaranteed To Fail!"
[Because a surprisingly large number of people in the industry didn't understand that before you could build a solution -- you had to make a tremendous effort to actually identify and understand the problem -- and they were too lazy to do so. The old "we don't have the time or money to do it right the first time, but we have enough to keep doing it wrong for years afterward."]
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (WqPYg)
I saw Bakshi's Fire And Ice and thought it hilariously bad. Also saw his "Lord Of The Rings" - which only got to Two Towers - and thought it just plain bad.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
What if it's a guy playing a female character? Not that I ever did that in D&D...
It was in Amber, and the character was a shapechanger anyway...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (oRIVo)
What a brave woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:02
Another waste of oxygen. She needs to get over herself. It's what mothers do. No awards or recognition needed.
Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (m+0jM)
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We didn't even get any legs...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 09:11 PM (plu6+)
Posted by: jsg
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I'll hold your coat.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 09:06 PM (DQebX)
While you're at it, please beat the shit out of Inclusive's best friend, "Diversity."
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 09:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 09:11 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 16, 2019 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)
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I think that that's all you can expect out of the CW from now on.
Wokescolds make great TV.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: moviegique
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How do you explain that to others?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 09:11 PM (plu6+)
And no, I am not surprised that the city slicker media hasn't mentioned
it at all.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 16, 2019 09:07 PM (XKZwp)
They will be happy because it will drive people to be vegans.
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 09:12 PM (J70i0)
Suffering through Red Sparrow.
No wonder she became box office poison.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:12 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:03 PM
Yeah. .....No.
She's a liar and thought she was going to surprise Trump. She also dresses like a two-bit whore.
Posted by: dagny at October 16, 2019 09:12 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2019 09:12 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Col Jack O'Neill at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (O8SrN)
And "Multicultural"
Posted by: dagny at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (nRWPy)
& Captain Obvious
I've played the Europa games for years. I mounted the counters on magnets and played on a wall in a back room. Nothing says Eastern Front like 4,000 counters from the floor to the ceiling.
As the Russians, you must be unmoved with the loss of millions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (WqPYg)
"Go sit in this vendor's demo and see if we need this product."
"Sure. What requirements are we trying to meet?"
...deafening silence...
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)
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Some bread is actually talented.
I've heard of some that can portray Jesus.
Posted by: RKae at October 16, 2019 09:14 PM (DQebX)
There's an interview where he's asked about Jackson's movies, and he goes ballistic. To be fair, there are a couple shots in Jackson's movies that were either lifted from Bakshi or they both lifted from earlier artists, but his butthurt over being upstaged is hilarious.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:14 PM (naEeR)
I drank beer, ate meat and pretzels, farted in the car on the way home and blamed it on someone else.
Fight me !
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (NS3dI)
It was dystopian sci-fi where the intent was to kill pretty much everybody in your group without getting caught.
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It got a re-release not all that long ago. Unfortunately, I heard second-hand that it went political. And not in ways that we'd like.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (Fp6vo)
Of the sea and the wind.
Peace is a bird who sings
As you smile.
Peace is the love
Of a foe as a friend;
Peace is the love you bring
To a child
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (Eicbe)
Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass, Chrissie.
-- Scratch that.
May the screen door hit you in the ass.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (IG06t)
Posted by: moviegique
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this one? https://tinyurl.com/y64239jq
maybe https://tinyurl.com/y3pdnv6w ?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (plu6+)
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR PHIL FOGLIO!!!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (naEeR)
It was in Amber, and the character was a shapechanger anyway...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:10 PM (naEeR)
I recommend watching Gamers: Dorkness Rising. It's low budget, but fairly well done. One of the guys plays a female character.
The bard makes a role and states "I could seduce a homophobe with that role."
Posted by: WOPR at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM (J70i0)
Bastards.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2019 09:12 PM (EZebt)
Yeesh, for a second, I was worried that you'd said they were coming for the bastards.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Bailed? She attacked Trump with a dishonest "womyn" horseshit accusation and harped on it like a demon from hell. She dresses like a whore, what she wore to interview PUTIN was embarrassing. She's scum.
Posted by: dagny at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 16, 2019 09:17 PM (IG06t)
Posted by: Captain James Cook FRS at October 16, 2019 09:17 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:07 PM (naEeR)
"The Way of the Wicked" had to be the longest and funniest campaign I've ever been on. One of the epic highlights was the time that heroes came into our dungeon and to catch them off guard, our cleric (that wasn't really a cleric, I never figured out what exactly he was) held a mass wedding for them to "stumble upon." They were sufficiently distracted for us to wipe them out, but our cleric was then adamant that all the marriages were legally binding.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 16, 2019 09:17 PM (XKZwp)
"Sure. What requirements are we trying to meet?"
...deafening silence...
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)
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Heh. Requirements? We don't need no stinking requirements ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 09:17 PM (WqPYg)
Unpossible. No real barber shop would have a magazine like GQ or Maxim in it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (Tf125)
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (Tf125)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (JCrfD)
The part where Frodo and Sam are blatantly fondling each other makes it an abomination (although miniskirted Aragorn and fur-clad barbarian Boromir ain't much help either).
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (o03Lr)
Posted by: mrp at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: dagny at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy
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Agreed.
I have more respect for Brian Stelter than I do for any cuck. They're all dead to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2019 09:19 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 09:13 PM (VP1E6)
If you're right, That will be glorious!!
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 09:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
Everybody else gets to clean-up after the meeting.
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (NbRJx)
Remember when Hitler withdrew troops from North Africa to stay out of a war Germany had no stakes in? When he released diplomatic communications to forestall lies about its content?
And ISTR his reaction to an insult wasn't to return it, but to see the offender imprisoned or shot...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (Tf125)
Posted by: mrp at October 16, 2019 09:18 PM (Pqytn)
yeah.
facts are a cold bitch.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (Tf125)
Nice save.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:21 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 09:21 PM (AQBtr)
Do an image search with her name followed by "the fappening". She deserves an oscar. NSFW
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 09:22 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The Guy at October 16, 2019 09:22 PM (4cEdi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:22 PM (ptqGC)
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Yup. These people daily reveal their historical illiteracy. And that they prefer hyperbole over actually knowing things about the modern bedrock of Evil.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:22 PM (Eicbe)
Second one.
I also had a Fire & Ice poster signed by both Frazetta and Bakshi but moving guys swiped it.
That might've been worth something.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 09:24 PM (oRIVo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 16, 2019 09:20 PM (Tf125)
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Feel free to rejoin when you're done.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:24 PM (Eicbe)
'Tarzan' star Ron Ely's wife allegedly stabbed to death by their 30-year-old son
The woman killed at "Tarzan" star Ron Ely's home has been identified as his wife of 35 years, Valerie Lundeen, authorities said.
The Elys' son Cameron has been
named as the murder suspect. Cameron was fatally shot by responding
officers Tuesday evening. The homicide occurred in Hope Ranch, a suburb
outside Santa Barbara.
Wow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2019 09:24 PM (o3WRR)
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The D and D games at my friendly local game store almost all invariably have at least one woman in the group, and frequently more. Typically - aside from one woman I know who plays more traditional wargames and is scarily good at twisting rules beyond all recognition - there are only two other groups where you frequently see women. The first is board game night, which usually has a good turn-out from both sexes. And lately there have been a few women playing Magic: The Gathering. The latter are predominantly Asian, and I'm guessing that they were introduced to the game by watching their boyfriends play.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2019 09:25 PM (Fp6vo)
she has an Oscar, Hilary Swank has 2
Meanwhile, no Oscars
Deborah Kerr
Barbara Stanwyck
Irene Dunn
Cary Grant
Hitchcock
and on and on
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (AQBtr)
The Rainbow Flag pandering, and its corruption of what is good, has been going on a long long time.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ykYG2)
My gaming group said 'fuck this shit' and went right back to homebrewing 1st edition.
Posted by: harbqll at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (EXLiM)
She had a wealthy husband, played tennis everyday, and had two nannies for her two preschool children.
She once bragged, "For my 40th birthday, I got a boob job and a Mercedes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, she's just not very talented. And her looks are very strangely variable, sometimes she's like the kinda cute girl at the grocery store, and sometimes she looks like a supermodel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
I drank beer, ate meat and pretzels, farted in the car on the way home and blamed it on someone else.
Fight me !
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:15 PM
Now, now, Liz, don't get your dander up.
Posted by: Mr. Warren at October 16, 2019 09:28 PM (COzlW)
She had a wealthy husband, played tennis everyday, and had two nannies for her two preschool children.
She once bragged, "For my 40th birthday, I got a boob job and a Mercedes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC
Ah, trophy wives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:28 PM (Pefon)
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Might be a bit late. I've heard his wife, Kaja, has started to go political in Girl Genius.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2019 09:28 PM (Fp6vo)
Bailed? She attacked Trump with a dishonest "womyn" horseshit accusation and harped on it like a demon from hell. She dresses like a whore, what she wore to interview PUTIN was embarrassing. She's scum.
Posted by: dagny at October 16, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy)
Yep, I had forgotten that. She is a Never Trumper and that ruined her, but she was good at one time.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 09:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
However: at least Jackson had made a coherent story out of what Bakshi had drawn up (whatever you think of Jackson's effort). Bakshi just piled a bunch of Tolkien scenes in sequential order, without any narrative thread between them, leaving it to the viewer to go read Tolkien just to see WTF the story was even about.
Terrible, horrible, no good, abomination of the source material, is what Bakshi did. I'm pretty sure that Christopher Tolkien agreed.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:29 PM (ykYG2)
In every annual report photo he looked like Phil Rizzuto for The Money Store.
Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 09:29 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Yes!! I've been trying to put my finger on it - why sometimes she's meh and sometimes cute. She's...husky to me. Fat face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:30 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 16, 2019 09:30 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Wow. For my 40th, I got asked by a nice young lady with a clipboard if I was there for the food stamps when in reality I was taking my five kids to the dentist. And I was wearing a new sweater and slacks and feeling pretty good up until then.
Turns out my dentist had an office in a building with a lot of county offices, but I had no idea until that day.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 09:31 PM (RU4sa)
They got rid of "race"... for orcs and elves. For fucking orcs and elves. They renamed it "ancestry". The hell?
No seriously - the actual hell. This is what Tolkien (and Lewis) had been preaching their whole lives. People like this cannot create anything good; they can only corrupt the good and twist it to their own ends, which are always the ends of the Black Enemy, Melkor.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC)
The 3rd edition and beyond of D&D was written in a very pandering manner though. Every instance where someone is given in an example, its always "she." It feels jarring, if someone uses "he" it feels more universal and general in the English language, that's always been used to mean "humanity." Using feminine pronouns makes it specifically female and is pointlessly virtue signalling.
I try to mix things up when I write rules and game supplements. He does this, she does that, they do this thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:33 PM (Eicbe)
I haven't seen it yet, but they are getting a bit more sloppy in the storytelling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)
Bakshi had, like, $50 to work with. In that context, he did all right.
Let's just say it was the best LOTR movie for 20 years.
And at least it didn't add a stupid love story to pad it out to 14 hours.
Posted by: moviegique at October 16, 2019 09:34 PM (oRIVo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Kiawah?
Posted by: Jean at October 16, 2019 09:34 PM (pQtt3)
Posted by: The Guy
You should pick up a copy of Gardens and Guns!
Posted by: Sen LindseyG at October 16, 2019 09:36 PM (pQtt3)
She had a wealthy husband, played tennis everyday, and had two nannies for her two preschool children.
She once bragged, "For my 40th birthday, I got a boob job and a Mercedes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
What's her current status?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 09:37 PM (ev02w)
That IS the primary management method taught in business schools...
( "We don't wanna go to war today, but our leaders say nay nay nay! So we're gonna march all day!" )
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2019 09:38 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
But does she
types and deletes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)
For my 40th, I celebrated by going on patrol in Iraq.
I have to call bs. I heard you're only 29,
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 09:38 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 09:39 PM (RU4sa)
types and deletes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)
Depends on her typing skills.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
Where there's a whip/there's a way.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:33 PM (Eicbe)
Truly one of the most incomprehensible things ever made. It cut too much of the story for it to make a lick of sense to anyone who'd never read it, and added so much jaw-dropping idiocy like Hobbits evolving into humans and the terrible, terrible songs for anyone who loved the books to respond with anything but shrieking rage. A genuinely peculiar artifact.
(That said, I kinda like some of the songs.)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (o03Lr)
types and deletes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 16, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)
Yes. Yes she does.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (NS3dI)
Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: DaveM at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
Is she home alone a lot? Probably gets bored and lonely, yes?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 09:41 PM (ev02w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
My neighbor surprised me with a cat on my 40 th as a gift. We already had 2 cats and I'm allergic to cats.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
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I'm still happily married too. Still not on food stamps either.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
I predict many hearts will be broken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC
You're not 29? Everyone is 29. How are you not 29?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
What's her current status?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 09:37 PM (ev02w)
both the Benz and the boobs are leaking fluid
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (AQBtr)
My neighbor surprised me with a cat on my 40 th as a gift. We already had 2 cats and I'm allergic to cats.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (TdMsT
BD?
Kinky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (Pefon)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:43 PM (TdMsT)
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Oh my. No one else is ever supposed to give someone else an animal as a gift without asking first!
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: SMH at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2019 09:45 PM (lZqGh)
I mean seriously? Holy crap.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 16, 2019 09:46 PM (Bo4sx)
There is just no way around it.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (c9LgJ)
But my boobs were big because milk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
I've always been fond of the "Towers of the Teeth" number:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aElWg_lFHI
My favorite part of "Return of the King" is that Aragorn -- that is, the titular King -- is barely in it and most of his appearances make no sense.
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM (o03Lr)
Oh my. No one else is ever supposed to give someone else an animal as a gift without asking first!
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:44 PM (aXucN)
I wasn't best pleased...
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
so, how do you feel about otters?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM (KZzsI)
The woman killed at "Tarzan" star Ron Ely's home has been identified as his wife of 35 years, Valerie Lundeen, authorities said.
Always liked Ron Ely in Tarzan.
His chimp was cool....forget it's name.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (c9LgJ)
Women's magazines are full of scantily clad and partly nude women, I guess they just figured that's how it should work with guys, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 09:48 PM (KZzsI)
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I saw one once in a national park and he was cute. That's all I got.
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
I play tennis with a lot of women who fit that description. All the others are gay.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2019 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 16, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)
Jane, in all sincere affection. Guys do NOT care how old you are. They care if you are a kind and pleasant person, if you have an ounce of brains, and truth be told, if you have .....uhhh..... a reasonable figure and if you are single and put out.
.
I mean, we are human, and try to behave decently and honourably, but we are also pigs. I mean this kn the spirit of honesty and Ardbeg. Which are the same thing, really.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (Bo4sx)
No one else is ever supposed to give someone else an animal as a gift without asking first!
I have a lunatic SIL that went nuts every time we bought the kids a cute spider or something ugly for their birthday.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (K22Va)
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GW?
Games Workshop?
Well, I suppose there's been rumors about the Space Marines in Warhammer 40,000, particularly those Dark Angels, and their primarch, Lion El'Johnson...
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 09:53 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 09:55 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 16, 2019 09:56 PM (Bo4sx)
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Yeah, I guessed that. But it was too good to pass up - particularly since the "Dark Angels = gay" thing actually has some small linkage to the real world.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Abby at October 16, 2019 09:58 PM (2GZs0)
I used to be pretty, and once won a beauty pageant. But I'm blessed to be loved by some great people, and I have the ability to laugh until I nearly pee myself.
So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)
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Heh. Every Christmas, I used to do volunteer duty as a bell-ringer for the Salvation Army. To a small extent, it restores my faith in humanity, and people's inclination to generosity.
Anyhow, one Christmas, returning my kettle, the person at SA asked me for my paper, so she could sign it. "Paper?" sez I. "Yes", she said, "for your Community Service hours." It took me a couple of heartbeats to figure out that some number of the bell-ringers were doing legal 'community service'.
I laughed, and explained, she was embarrassed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 10:01 PM (plu6+)
L Chaim.
(Pixy does not like Iphone5 apostrophes. Sue me.)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 16, 2019 10:09 PM (Bo4sx)
culture, period. Nothing is safe, everything will be attacked.
Everything is up for infiltration and alteration."
Because IT IS A RELIGION. Progressivism is a RELIGION. (A cult, actually.)
"Dungeons and dragons is not just for a bunch of beardy boys in a basement, it's for everybody and anybody."
Yes. And now that you've said that I can actually force people to play, right? Even if they don't like it?
*eyeROLL*
(Yeah, I know, willowed, and all that. But I needed to say that.)
Posted by: GWB at October 16, 2019 11:01 PM (QTm+F)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)
So, polygamy is a thing? Or am I making a gender faux pas here?
(Commas are your friend.
)Posted by: GWB at October 16, 2019 11:04 PM (QTm+F)
And the whining of that video barely scratches the surface. There is a document out from a WotC once-and-returned employee that discusses how to get "consent" for various subjects and game content. Things like violence, sex, bigotry, taboos, and the like. Left unsaid is how much of said content was brought into gaming products by the current crop of writers.
Oh, and D&D itself already "fired" all the nerds back at the start of the last edition. They openly declared they no longer wanted to be identified with fat, bespectacled nerds, sitting around in the basement, chugging soda and consuming mass quantities of chips. So again, they deserve getting consumed by the SJWs.
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