aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Antifa Activist Killed in Hit and Run; Antifa Says It Wasn't Anyone on the Right; Antifa Tells Its Members Not to Talk to Cops About the Killing
Huh. Sounds like red on red violence, maybe.
Or maybe they attempted to block traffic against the wrong guy. It's interesting that antifa refused to cooperate with police.Portland Police say a prominent anti-fascist activist was killed early Saturday near Cider Riot, a Northeast Portland club and a popular gathering spot for left-wing protestors. Sean D. Kealiher, 23, was hit by an SUV a little after midnight. Friends drove him to the hospital, where he died. Someone fired shots at the SUV after it hit Kealiher, and the vehicle crashed by the headquarters of the Oregon Democratic Party.!!!
... Rose City Antifa said in a tweet that Kealiher's death "was not related to fascist activity."
Portland antifa activist killed in hit and run outside Hard Lefty pub Cider Riot; his friends fired on the car. The driver ran.
— Depraved Spines (@hradzka) October 13, 2019
Rose City Antifa has already declared the Hard Righties didn't do it, which suggests they know who did. Another bar patron?https://t.co/mYKTXqvXzq pic.twitter.com/OcmPS40L2e
Addendum: the deceased's family and fellow activists are telling people not to talk to the press. This antifa collective is telling people not to talk to cops. What the hell happened?
— Depraved Spines (@hradzka) October 13, 2019
Right now it looks like Hard Lefties in Portland are covering for *at least* manslaughter. pic.twitter.com/cJdxnjbNbt
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2019 04:28 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2019 04:28 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:28 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 04:28 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 04:29 PM (YCAti)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2019 04:29 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Someguy at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (6GjnW)
Worse? How could you not be cheered by this wonderful news?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Laurence at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (Mx0Jr)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (4e+hS)
--
Poor things don't even understand their own organization.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (YCAti)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:30 PM (7rVsF)
and for sure commie v commie going on here. and i bet they're setting up for some street justice. vigilanties take over Portland in the near future?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Dad of Six at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (VILFc)
Posted by: Traddy at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (GSJcT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (TyVba)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (b1kni)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: DanMan at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't want anyone to get squished by a car, but I feel that it would be better for us all if they learned not to play in traffic. And given the mental development of these people, it might be the only way. Some kids have to get burned on the stove to learn not to touch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
-- Antifa hangout bar right by the Democrat Party HQ
-- Antifa people were armed and opened fire on the car
The second one sounds kinda lawless, no?
Are those guns registered???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Trotsky at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (AURKQ)
I've never been further west than Las Vegas.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (TyVba)
You're not missing much.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (TyVba)
Shots more than likely fired by commie fascist scum.
Randomly firing shots at a car is against the law, far as I know.
But, since it was commie fascists who used the guns, I guess they get a pass.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (pPGSp)
You can't start a revolution in a gay bar.
Au contraire, leibchen.
Posted by: Ernst Rohm at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Liberty at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (o5fb0)
Worse? How could you not be cheered by this wonderful news?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019
*
*
The antifas, or the Dems, will find some way to blame Trump and Trump supporters.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)
That might get interesting. Very, very interesting.
Popcorn?
Posted by: Dianna at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (oQfDM)
Posted by: if x was on the jury at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (N3JsI)
You are ultimately responsible for tolerating the dumbassery that is going on in your shithole of an area, and we (America) are not obliged to be at your beck and call.
It just pisses me off, especially when a lot of these assholes are fair weather friends.
/rant off
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Weeping Cub Fan at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (ufFY8)
--
That's a neat quote.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (YCAti)
I hope the SUV is alright.
I mean, first it has to deal with antifa schmear on the bumper, then it gets shot. Talk about having a bad day.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 04:33 PM (Z1ykJ)
----------
Or, you can walk out into the middle of highway 5 in LA, around about midnight, signalling oncoming traffic with the little light on your phone and get clocked by a car doing about 65 mph.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (hI/80)
Shots more than likely fired by commie fascist scum.
Randomly firing shots at a car is against the law, far as I know.
But, since it was commie fascists who used the guns, I guess they get a pass.
Posted by: blake
Carrying in a bar is a no no too.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (TyVba)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (pPGSp)
Posted by: Pocket Theologian at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (JX1fv)
Sure, that makes sense!
*I know, CD was restored, but still. He's been suspended twice while Antifa is just peachy.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (YCAti)
Posted by: Dad of Six
you must be new here.
we don't do that sort of thing...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (8D42x)
***
Now thats some cosmic poetry man.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2019 04:35 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (HVe4/)
The Portland People's Liberation Front vs. The People's Liberation Front of Portland?
Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (Izzlo)
Corleones vs. the Five Families
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (sjdRT)
...
That's a strange level of anthropomorphism.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (yL25O)
Oh sorry for the early off topic.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (B06Zw)
No surprise there.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (axyOa)
You could buy a lot of time sending the cops on a wild goose chase while you covered up what actually happened.
And firing at the car, that's ballzy when you don't know who is driving. So much more here than meets the eye.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 14, 2019 04:36 PM (0q/4G)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (txzR4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (H4GNL)
Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (zWTgm)
didn't care what your ideology was - if you were standing against the
police or the state or authority in general, he was going to be there."
"WE DON'T NEED YOUR TRAFFIC LAWS, MAAAANNN!!! WE --
--AIGH!!!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (oVJmc)
Did any of yous read the content?
Posted by: Dad of Six
Read?!
(as dictated to my gorgeous, buxom executive secretary)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (tRd71)
I don't want anyone to get squished by a car, but I feel that it would be better for us all if they learned not to play in traffic. And given the mental development of these people, it might be the only way. Some kids have to get burned on the stove to learn not to touch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
...
I'm moving from a small sports car to a 4x4 battleship in part for reasons like this.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (0q/4G)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (2Mnv1)
White riot, I want to riot
White riot, a riot of our own
White riot, I want to riot
Posted by: The Clash at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (aW4MA)
Posted by: Pocket Theologian
That tells me they know who did it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Trotsky at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (GfLHc)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (HVe4/)
Posted by: antifa of portland at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Lilly Von Schtoop at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (J9wxX)
I suppose we can also glean from this that these clowns are carrying concealed weapons which I thought was illegal in Portland?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (xPl2J)
They are planning on retaliating
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (tRd71)
Slap fight!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (7rVsF)
And rename it "Come in, Cider".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (AURKQ)
****
I've read that Dicken's Cider has a bid in.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)
didn't care what your ideology was - if you were standing against the
police or the state or authority in general, he was going to be there."
Just don't stand against the SUVs.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (H4GNL)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (yL25O)
but with the sports car you can get pretty good hang time. sort of like a punt...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (8D42x)
MS-13 doesn't talk to the cops.
Bloods and Crips don't talk to the cops.
None of their neighbors talk to the cops.
Now Antifa and their neighbors don't talk either.
Good luck, cops.
If I were you, I'd blow off any same-on-same crime.
Go back to investigating break-ins at small businesses and the homes of working class families. Let the criminals thin their own herds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (K28Rw)
Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 04:34 PM (Izzlo)
Splitters!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (fVHDd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
-------------
A few people clocked by cars early on would have put an end to this nonsense a couple of years ago.
Also, I see a mob gathering in front of my vehicle, I'm hitting the gas, as there is no way I'm going to risk getting pulled from my car and beaten because I tried to play "nice."
This is some scary stuff.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)
And where did they get their weapons?
I'm NOT seeing a lot of American-made weapons in their hands. A lot of AKs, not a lot of anything else.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Pocket Theologian at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (JX1fv)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (HVe4/)
Of all the things that piss me off about the DoJ and the Deep State, the
fact that they let Antifa run riot without consequences pisses me off
the most.
Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (zWTgm)
Agreed. I believe that Antifa is getting more bold moving to purple and eventually to more Red areas - especially as LEO turns a blind eye to their activities. The time will come when they decide to get sporty in a Red area that they will be on the receiving end of all that is due to them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (/k3t3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (14qvS)
Fool me once, shame on you. Etc.
So why would they even *expect* help from the U.S.?
And if Turkey decides to make trouble, why are *we* on the hook for anything? Hasn't every tinpot jerkwater epaulet-rack on the planet been bitching and moaning about the US being "interventionist" since WWII?
Well?
Sort your own bullshit out. Or at least find a regional ally who will support you.
(I do suspect that a lot of the people pushing the news coverage to look they way it does are either expat internationalists or simply not Kurdish. The Kurds in general ain't the type to whine over a little bit of violence, or to play the simpering victim in a ploy for sympathy. It's just not their thing.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (xPl2J)
Putting a cow-catcher on the front might lead some to speculate on your intent.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (H4GNL)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (v0R5T)
And rename it "Come in, Cider".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:32 PM (AURKQ)
****
I've read that Dicken's Cider has a bid in.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:39 PM (axyOa)
have they started offering take out meals?
the "Dicken's Cider box"?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: soothing sounds of silence at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (DTC7u)
-- Antifa hangout bar right by the Democrat Party HQ
-- Antifa people were armed and opened fire on the car
The second one sounds kinda lawless, no?
Are those guns registered???
=====
Antifa is a peaceful anti-n-word organization who is totally peaceful and nonviolent and peaceful and nonviolent. Antifa only has sticks and stones and would never ever ever dirty those lily-white hands with gunpowder.
Antifa is a peaceful anti-n-word organization who is totally peaceful and nonviolent . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (MIKMs)
- NeverTrumpers
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 04:41 PM (FiUMj)
Boy, are their parents gonna be pissed if they find out.
No X-box for a week.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:42 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: UGAdawg
Sharks - Jets?
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 04:42 PM (32YRo)
Why would they not? I get that they're gonna try to take care of it in house, but again, even in Portland I think the cops have to make a little effort at investigating a murder and would probably be very happy to kill time snipe hunting while these fine upstanding lads covered up their shit.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 14, 2019 04:42 PM (0q/4G)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 14, 2019 04:37 PM (tRd71)
More like protecting their shooter from an attempted murder charge.
Posted by: Sjg at October 14, 2019 04:43 PM (gDSJf)
In some states the "castle doctrine" applies while you're in your car, so if they attack you while you're in your car, you have a presumptive self-defense claim.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:43 PM (HVe4/)
They did. They just entered into an agreement with Assad .
Posted by: Trotsky at October 14, 2019 04:43 PM (zdltJ)
People need to be shown the story of Reginald Denny a few times. People have forgotten.
And Antifa isn't some hard core organization with Omerta. If they're not talking to the cops, its because its one of them and they are protecting the person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:43 PM (KZzsI)
The deceased's family says don't talk to the police? These are friggin true believers.
Posted by: Pocket Theologian
That tells me they know who did it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 04:38 PM (MjyI6)
Because it was a fucking illegal alien. Or at least, that was what I thought I read a couple of days ago.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 04:44 PM (veoSD)
Maybe it's just me, but is it hit and run if you choose not to stop because they're shooting at you?
=====
Only if you are a republican.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 14, 2019 04:44 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 04:44 PM (dCfWj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (zdltJ)
I see Antifa has gone from "starts as a crusade" to "turns into criminal enterprise" without the "becomes a business" stage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 04:45 PM (sWM8x)
ITYM, "splatters".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM
Sheesh.
I read that as Spitters.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (O2RFr)
-- Antifa hangout bar right by the Democrat Party HQ
**
Imagine that bar? The smell of stale IPA, patchouli oil and failure must be overwhelming.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (KZzsI)
They did. They just entered into an agreement with Assad .
Posted by: Trotsky at October 14, 2019 04:43 PM (zdltJ)
I didn't know that was legit. But if so, then holy crap does that emphasize my point... why in the ever loving hell would we ever start shit with Turkey to go to bat for an ally of Assad?
So it truly is all just "War is bad and Trump is a doodyhead and here's some dead kids who ain't really dead"?
Fuck's sakes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (gAXBD)
gas, as there is no way I'm going to risk getting pulled from my car and
beaten because I tried to play "nice."
Guaranteed I'd show them what us old farts used to call "doing donuts" which is why I'll always have a rear wheel drive car. Not sure what the law is in Portland, but even if they have the castle doctrine, I'm sure they'd say you were in no danger. So, make sure there's no witnesses.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Zombie Antifa Guy at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (2sCft)
ITYM, "splatters".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM
Sheesh.
I read that as Spitters.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (axyOa)
what?!? and waste it?
Posted by: Shepie Smith at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)
Great titty bars, too. One that had great big, cheap steaks.
Heaven. That might have even been the name, it was so good.
Then again, there *was* a Heaven in Barrio Barreto, coincidentally across the street form The Devil's Den. They both were nice places, too. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (tapYd)
Antifa is handling this like any other criminal street gang would by not talking to the cops. They are planning on retaliating
Posted by: UGAdawg
Sharks - Jets?
What's Antifa for Omerta?
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (AGMq9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (9CxAI)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 04:44 PM (veoSD)
And the Antifa guys fired shots at them?
Who do they think they are, ICE?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
So, the ole "you'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh" gag, eh?
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2019 04:44 PM (dCfWj)
No need to be hasty.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Zombie Antifa Guy
Candles exploit bees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (7rVsF)
Soy candles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Zombie Antifa Guy at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)
The 'anti-fascists' were always the Communists. Its a turf war between opposing gangs.
All that these douchebags do is label anyone not-them as 'fascists.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
**
Imagine that bar? The smell of stale IPA, patchouli oil and failure must be overwhelming.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (u6xw0)
.........
...and then the chicks show up.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
Well, they were guys, so. . .
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (gAXBD)
**
Imagine that bar? The smell of stale IPA, patchouli oil and failure must be overwhelming.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2019 04:46 PM (u6xw0)
++++
Hey, you can't spend your WHOLE life in your parent's basement, ya know!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Moths at October 14, 2019 04:49 PM (T6t7i)
The Oregon castle doctrine does not, as far as I understand it, extend to your car. Its much less extensive than, say, Texas where you can shoot a guy just walking down the street and claim self defense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
So communist?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (AGMq9)
Literal translation in English is:
Communist Communist Communist Communist Communists
Posted by: Sjg at October 14, 2019 04:50 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 04:50 PM (32YRo)
To be fair you get help where you can. Also I think the point , at least mine, is agree or disagree with the decision, that there would have been no invasion by Turkey but for Trump's green light given to Erdogan.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 04:50 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 04:48 PM (JUOKG)
would be nice, but we know it'll never happen.
I'd settle for running warfare through the city. lets go full Bolsheviks vs. Mensheviks.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (x+C/t)
Brought a tear to my eye, it did. And shouldn't the leftist assassin
have been driving a Prius or a Tesla with Bernie 2016 bumper stickers
for goodness sakes, not some gas guzzling SUV?? Do these people have no
shame???
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (2sCft)
"You are the smear beneath my wheels."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (hI/80)
Who cares what the precise species is when the whole genus is toxic.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (x+C/t)
I guess those days are gone.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (H4GNL)
Posted by: Fightin' Joe Hooker at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Hmmm. I mean, on the one hand, there is nothing worth calling fascist activity, at least from their point of view. On the other, they are fascists, so...?
Clearly one of their own leaders killed another. Hopefully this will erupt into a gangland style war between antifa members, assuming the gang was a group of mean girls in high school.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (noE+3)
I probably should have seen that joke coming.
But no, it was real, glorious girls.
Go eat some crayons, Jake. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (tapYd)
Friggin' great!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Donatello at October 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (a0IVu)
maybe they're worried some of the more *exuberant* of the group will attack the WRONG reich wingers and THAT will force the cops to get involved and THEN it's all a big mess...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (1ISKN)
I guess those days are gone.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 04:52 PM (H4GNL)
It was still fine in '91. I even have family there. She's a dyke, but whatever. We went girl watching. It was a bit surreal.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (tapYd)
1987 is so last millennium.
Posted by: Snarling Swedish Girl in Braids at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Galil at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 04:53 PM (oVJmc)
++++
Locked in a battle for the soul of Antifa... Gripping stuff, this.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (2sCft)
The non-violent commie fascist scum carry guns.
But, hey, these are probably the special non-violent guns, because they lack the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (M3a0a)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Kind of interesting they are not taking to opportunity to blame the 'right wingers'
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 04:51 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah. That's why I'm virtually certain it's an illegal alien.
The shots fired were before they knew his identity.
But afterwards, their knee-jerk "protect the immigrants" bullshit kicked into play once they knew who he was.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
My family all live there. Dad and stepmom are thinking heavily about moving to Bend for the last six years that stepmom works for her current company. Grandpa talks about moving back east once Grandma passes.
No one sane wants to stay in Portland.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (SgjGX)
These fuckheads are just so precious, aren't they?
Every one of them would have the shelf life of potato salad in 1942 Europe.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (NR7jv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
...
Hey. Life imitates art and all that.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 14, 2019 04:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:56 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 04:56 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (8D42x)
#soon
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 04:56 PM (M3a0a)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 04:57 PM (1ISKN)
To see the Castro urinal and try to make his eyes light up, duh.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 14, 2019 04:57 PM (0q/4G)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:57 PM (gAXBD)
Of course they did.
Did they know him, seeing as he liked to hangout by their party's HQ?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (flrWR)
16s
U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY ESPER SAYS WILL BE MEETING WITH NATO ALLIES NEXT WEEK TO PRESS THEM "TO TAKE COLLECTIVE AND INDIVIDUAL DIPLOMATIC AND ECONOMIC MEASURES" AGAINST TURKEY
First Squawk @FirstSquawk
26s
U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY ESPER SAYS TURKEY'S INCURSION INTO SYRIA HAS RESULTED IN THE RELEASE OF CAPTURED ISLAMIC STATE FIGHTERS
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (COzlW)
First thing my mind did was complete the sentence with ...by a reindeer.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: SteveOReno
"Grandpa - what did you do during the Man-Bun War?"
"I was there when 'Two Parks Your Car' got in the grill...man, the hair gel flew that night, I don't mind telling ya, sonny!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (32YRo)
How long until Portland bans SUVs as a result of this?
Posted by: Surfperch
That's insufficient, you fascist. They need to ban wheels and flat surfaces.
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
***
I had my teen years across the Columbia River in Vancouver. Portland was nice then.
Today the only places I like in Oregon are Bend for the weather and McMinnville for the Pinot noirs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)
DUH. Hard to send cruise missiles into a PRISON.
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (M3a0a)
*******
Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding Turkey's Actions in Northeast Syria
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (GJ5tO)
Posted by: Surfperch
That's insufficient, you fascist. They need to ban wheels and flat surfaces.
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (T6t7i)
What about vehicles that don't have wheels, like helicopters? Those are still okay, right?
Posted by: Augusto P. at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (flrWR)
May the moslems suffer horribly.
Posted by: Chris M at October 14, 2019 05:01 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (0q/4G)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (CJlu8)
Question: If Democrats are against fossil fuels, why do all their kids work for Ukrainian oil and gas companies?
____
LOL....damn fucking good question.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (tapYd)
No; I don't. Please explain in exhaustive, and definitely NFW detail so everybody can enjoy ALL the details.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (YslsA)
Is this Communist Own-Goal Week, nationally?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (scRD6)
Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (nFwvY)
Us and the polar bears, right?
HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (DQebX)
Today the only places I like in Oregon are Bend for the weather and McMinnville for the Pinot noirs.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (axyOa)
__
Some nice beach towns along the coast too. Cold as fuck, can't ever go in the water, even in summer. But still beautiful.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (FiUMj)
Did Trump pee in Matt Drudge's Cheerios or something?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (9BmSv)
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 04:59 PM (M3a0a)
Shep Smith could probably get one in by concealing it in his "pocket".
Posted by: Surfperch at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (flrWR)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (w0qJa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (gJBE5)
"Grandpa - what did you do during the Man-Bun War?"
"Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in San Francisco."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 05:03 PM (7rVsF)
The non-violent commie fascist scum carry guns.
But, hey, these are probably the special non-violent guns, because they lack the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
This.
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:04 PM (GJ5tO)
PDT is planning on getting Turkey kicked out of NATO
What a geo political master he is.
Posted by: Ben Had
If he does, what happens to Incirlik Air Base? I'm in favor of kicking them out but it won't be cost free.
Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 05:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip
---
They should definitely stop selling cars with gas tanks that hold multiple gallons!
No more assault cars!
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:04 PM (DQebX)
I deleted the bookmarks a couple weeks back, and my IQ went up 10 points!
Posted by: Chris M at October 14, 2019 05:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life
Matt needs the Advert $ - so, yeah, sold out to advertising is the word I heard.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:05 PM (32YRo)
I deleted the bookmarks a couple weeks back, and my IQ went up 10 points!
Posted by: Chris M
----
I deleted the bookmarks for Drudge and a shaft of light poured into my room and I heard a chorus of angels.
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:06 PM (DQebX)
********
Kamala Harris Says Impeachment 'Shouldn't Take Long': 'We Have A Confession' | Weasel Zippers
*******
Shorter, Kamaltoe is Fucking Retarded
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 05:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
I try to get to Canon Beach at least once a year.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (axyOa)
The non-violent commie fascist scum carry guns.
But, hey, these are probably the special non-violent guns, because they lack the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
This.
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:04 PM (GJ5tO)
Maybe undercover cops?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (GJ5tO)
Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 04:57 PM
He ordered a cheeseburger instead of avocado toast?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: red speck at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (LOOYt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (gAXBD)
Why three and how do you figure?
Posted by: Someguy at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (6GjnW)
Posted by: josephistan
Splitter!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (vcOmj)
No, wait...my ex-wife and parents did that. Never mind!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 05:09 PM (wscsn)
that the base they wouldn't let us use to start the Iraq war?
Posted by: DanMan at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (CJlu8)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (hdzef)
One assumes it will become a Russian base after we move to Bagram.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (H4GNL)
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (GJ5tO)
Coming home from Cider Riot Saturday eve
You can say there is no SUV
But for me and the DNC we believe.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (I+kSK)
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:08 PM (DQebX)
Cannot overlook Newport and the Rogue River Ale Haus. Although there is one in Portland too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (jYnPD)
Her 15 minutes are over, yes?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (GJ5tO)
Should be. Volunteer an Air Force transport to take her back home, Gaia would approve.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)
That means that Russian technicians have access to the defense of a NATO country. That is entirely unacceptable on so many fronts, not the least of which is interoperability of the NATO defenses. (By the way, the S-400s are also operated by Iran and Syria.)
Now, someone told me that Erdogan purchased the S-400s because he doesn't trust his own generals and the traditional system after the 2016 coup attempt. Well, too bad, Erdogan. You don't get to go rogue and expect NATO to endorse your free-range bullshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (H4GNL)
It can house the Russian anti aircraft systems already purchased by Turkey.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:00 PM (gAXBD)
Why three and how do you figure?
Posted by: Someguy
It's sarcasm related to Iraq.
Duh.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (aKsyK)
Her 15 minutes are over, yes?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (GJ5tO)
Yes. last I heard she signed on to a tramp steamer to get back to Sweden.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (aS1PU)
Her 15 minutes are over, yes?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:11 PM (GJ5tO)
Should be. Volunteer an Air Force transport to take her back home, Gaia would approve.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)
Eh, make her walk; put her shoe leather where her mouth is.
Posted by: m at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (GJ5tO)
Duh.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (vcOmj)
Should have socked it with Biden.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (aS1PU)
She rode Gwenyth Paltrow back to Sweden?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)
I know it doesn't make any sense and I've tried to make sense of it... how can a group that tries so hard to get publicity be so upset when they get it and chase down and assault reporters and demand that all coverage of them be on their terms?
But maybe it's part of the anonymity, the black masks and black clothing and trying to hide individuals identity, maybe the whole schtick is about being a big mass instead of people, but if you talk to cops or the media then they start identifying people.
Posted by: Synova at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 04:47 PM (tapYd)
No; I don't. Please explain in exhaustive, and definitely NFW detail so everybody can enjoy ALL the details.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2019 05:02 PM (j0JAA)
On one had, this *is* a smart military blog, and smart, discerning, Sailors *always* walked over the Shit River and through Olongapo - past the immoderate temptations such as the Florida club and Metallica to Victory Liner Station and caught a Blue Jeepney to the Barrio. Or if he were feeling particularly adventurous, Subic City and the Miami Club and the Smut Hut.
On the other hand, Ace would probably defenestrate me if I were to get into detail other than to invoke the terms "Smiles", "Peso Show", and "Barfine".
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:15 PM (tapYd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 05:15 PM (aKsyK)
My Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter is flatlined.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)
yep, if there were "give a shit less pills" I'd take them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:15 PM (RVnO7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)
LOL. Well done.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 05:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
It's a violation but he didn't do it for fun. He bought them because one Turkey shot down a Russian Jet in Syrian airspace. The purchase was part reparations, part obeisance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM (1Vobx)
Apparently, snitches get stitches is a multi-cultural thang.
Where's the grave dancing party??
Posted by: Greta's Bitter Crossdressing Uncle at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM (4ceyg)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
Ah, so you served on "short time" patrol?
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM (32YRo)
Greta is coming to Alberta to complain about the Oil Sands. Here's an Aussie response that's equally true for Alberta:
https://twitter.com/jamesdeeganMC/status/
1183011611008782337
[2:07 mins.]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 05:17 PM (Dh1wo)
Buy some oil or some other product.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 05:17 PM (zdltJ)
Who is Armenio?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (aKsyK)
The Armenian Arsenio?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 14, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM (1Vobx)
This way they could guarantee they weren't going to shoot down another.
Posted by: Someguy at October 14, 2019 05:17 PM (6GjnW)
What a geo political master he is.
Posted by: Ben Had
I think Erdogan has been testing NATO for years, to see how far he could go. And now, it looks like someone might be calling his poker hand.
Maybe he has a full house, maybe he just has two deuces.
Turkey's position and control of the Straights of Bosporous might not be so important after all.
And Europe is going to be peeing in their pants very soon. Uncle Sugar ain't going to pay for everything.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 05:18 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at October 14, 2019 05:18 PM (D5yyd)
The Kurds will have their own nation in the east. That's one.
There will be a muslim republic in Ankara and the central region.
Istanbul and large cities of the east will be secular and western.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:18 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM
I'm hoping they'll turn him into a few quarts of Soylent Red goo.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 05:19 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:19 PM (A0JUB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
---
My bowel movements were Stalin, so I took some Ex-Lax, and now I have the Trotskies!
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:20 PM (DQebX)
Wow, the MSM is going insane today on that Carpe Donktum video.
Trigger warnings, content warnings, questions about whether Law Enforcement will get involved, implications for the Secret Service, AAAGHHHH!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 05:20 PM (K28Rw)
Noam Chomsky ( ! ) is right; this is a big miscalculation on their part. There is really no need to do the brownshirt thing unless the left's leadership truly intends to go the Spanish route, or they're having a harder time than they let on with controlling their loony elements.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (67XdO)
Truer words. . .
Erdogan has already threatened to unless 3 million refugees into Europe.
That'll expedite the Brexit process.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (gAXBD)
I don't even care about anything else in this story. None of it matters. The fact these gestapo fascists are carrying guns and will not hesitate to open fire on whoever should be the most important detail to all of us.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (A0JUB)
Posted by: Galil at October 14, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)
Trump has to tame the DOJ before he can start to use the DOJ. Otherwise every effort will be sabotaged from the inside.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
Ah, so you served on "short time" patrol?
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM (32YRo)
Once or twice. Those girls were *terrible* if you wore the brassard.
BTW; always, always, ALWAYS, *ALWAYS* wipe the mouth of your San Miguel before partaking of the sweet nectar. Montezuma's revenge isn't just a South America thing.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (tapYd)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (HmZuC)
Apparently, snitches get stitches is a multi-cultural thang.
Where's the grave dancing party??
Posted by: Greta's Bitter Crossdressing Uncle at October 14, 2019 05:16 PM
---
It' also a conspiracy to obstruct a police investigation. Not saying that anyone will do time for that because it's Portland, but if the Cops get nasty it could go that way.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (CJlu8)
Noam Chomsky ( ! ) is right; this is a big miscalculation on their part. There is really no need to do the brownshirt thing unless the left's leadership truly intends to go the Spanish route, or they're having a harder time than they let on with controlling their loony elements.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (67XdO)
Genie's always get frisky as soon as you let them out of the bottle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (A0JUB)
These punk fascists are ARMED and READY to shoot.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
All kinds of questions.
Did they have permits for those pistols?
In terms of concealed carry?
And outright calling for not co-operating with the cops?
Some of these punks ought to be hauled in and questioned all night.
Not going to happen, of course, but then again, someday Portland will actually burn to the ground, and nobody outside of people who lose their homes and livelihood in Portland will care.
They have whistled up the demons, and here they are.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (vcOmj)
So there were two victims. The tree will probably get you hard time in Portlandia.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (UGKMd)
1) The SUV tried to run these guys down. Hit one of them.
2) They pulled their guns and shot at the SUV.
3) The SUV crashed into the DNC.
4) The driver disappears from story.
5) The guys pile their friend into the crashed suv and take him to the hospital.
6) They refuse to give details to police.
Seem to be some things missing from this story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ycWCI)
Fake News is right: a video can get people killed -- just ask the victims at Benghazi. Right??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (A0JUB)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM
---
He already did. Now they are saying it was a "weak" statement denying the video.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mother Gaia at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: andycanuck
__________
That Greta is one courageous little heroine. Not that she's advancing Russia's or China's interests or anything like that.
Posted by: Furious George at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)
That was always my dream. Never happened.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (jYnPD)
Noam Chomsky ( ! ) is right; this is a big miscalculation on their part. There is really no need to do the brownshirt thing unless the left's leadership truly intends to go the Spanish route, or they're having a harder time than they let on with controlling their loony elements.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P)
The impatience of youth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: cool breeze
----
The screaming of the dying tree was the most horrible thing I have ever heard!
Posted by: Portland Earth Fister at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Heaven. That might have even been the name, it was so good.
-----
Acropolis. It's still around.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 14, 2019 05:24 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2019 05:25 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ycWCI)
Journalistic curiosity.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:25 PM (jYnPD)
Truer words. . .
Erdogan has already threatened to unless 3 million refugees into Europe.
That'll expedite the Brexit process.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:21 PM (gAXBD)
*****
Far easier to take steps against Turkey when they're no longer an ally.
I loved my time there. And with Ergodan I have to believe there is a large and powerful underground willing to get rid of him.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
But at nickel a San Magoo - I fella could have a right good time on a buck ninety five...
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
That's the problem with working up an emotional, entitled crew into a violent frenzy: You can seldom control the results.
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (D5yyd)
The civil war is, unexpectedly, going to be between left and the other left.
The right will go long on popcorn futures
Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (rw1l7)
I loved my time there. And with Ergodan I have to believe there is a large and powerful underground willing to get rid of him.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:26 PM (axyOa)
I still think that 'coup' a couple years ago stinked to high heaven.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (ycWCI)
It was close enough for me to see they'd been there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:28 PM (tapYd)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at October 14, 2019 05:13 PM (O9JR
...........
Q: Why does Antifa bury their dead with their asses sticking up out of the ground?
A: So they have someplace to park their bicycles.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14,
****
Concur.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (axyOa)
Can't she just skype in? Why does she need to fly in and burn 10 to 11 tons of carbon fuel per hour to appear in person?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (RVnO7)
AOC is trying to steal her thunder on climate change, weeping in congress about how she never had children because of
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (KZzsI)
Sittin' on the pot when better things 'a could be 'doin is not an ideal way to spend a spot 'o liberty.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:30 PM (tapYd)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 05:07 PM (axyOa)
___
I like it there too but it's so crowded. I started going to Rockaway. Not as fancy, but 1/4 the crowds and much more enjoyable.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 14, 2019 05:30 PM (FiUMj)
nothing makes women angrier than oil sands in the vag
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 05:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ycWCI)
........
Poof! It's magical!
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 14, 2019 05:31 PM (tOI/c)
"Do we need more cops?"
"Do we need more social programs?"
"Can we shove them out of our neighborhood and into someone else's?"
I feel that way about Muslim countries.
"Wait! Don't piss them off! That sleazy shithole is an ALLY of ours!"
"Hey, '...the devil you know...' am I right?"
I'm SICK of having to give a fuck about these people!
I'm sick of having to play with them.
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (DQebX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (RVnO7)
----
It's the combination of erudition and juvenilia that makes this place unique. Almost like National Lampoon in the 70s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (iB1oa)
https://tinyurl.com/y6jkrxp4
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (wiXsO)
Big actions in the region were removing the most dangerous/potentially capable eastern Arab regime in 'O3, and the confluence of regional changes and American bumbling under Obama that united the eastern Arab world against Iran - to include a de facto alignment and detente with Israel.
Lots of dust and noise and mayhem now, and recently, but no comparable big changes in prospect. Very, very sh***y status quo conditions are fairly robust and sustainable in that region.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (QDnY+)
It was close enough for me to see they'd been there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:28 PM
---
$hit river and Magsay-say Boulevard....Brings back memories.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (RVnO7)
.......
Don't worry, I think everybody shot their wad on the anal last week.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ycWCI)
........
Poof! It's magical!
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
--------------
Hes a Kennedy!?
Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ycWCI)
........
Poof! It's magical!
Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (gAXBD)
The soul is burning in Hell, might as well torch the body too.
A matched set.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (iB1oa)
Agree totally.
*farts*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:33 PM (RVnO7)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
Yeah, but standing in line at the "short arm" inspection afterwards was less fun...but you couldn't warn the guys, they weren't listening - it was an adult Disney Land out there - all on a day's wages. And after a three month deploy - no one was standing in their way that was for sure...
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (ycWCI)
*farts*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
----
Yup.
(Fake-farts by pumping hand in armpit.)
Posted by: RKae at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (DQebX)
Oh no...not ass jokes. gees, this place is so anal. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 05:29 PM (RVnO7)
.......
Don't worry, I think everybody shot their wad on the anal last week.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Surprised?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 05:35 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 05:35 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 05:32 PM (JUOKG)
I was there after they put the wall up, to keep Sailors from throwing coins in, but yeah.
We usually walked through Magsaysay and caught a Jeepney to the Barrio. More laid back, less larceny.
I almost got collared with the "necklace" scam. Did get nailed with the "let me show you how to hide your cash" one. SMDH, I was a 19 year-old idiot.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:38 PM (tapYd)
"Or, looking at it another way, their attitude toward vehicular homicide depends entirely on who's driving."
Leftists are tribal through and though (even when they bitch and moan about outgroup tribalism) so covering for the fellow trustafarian who did him in is highly likely. Of course, there might be one or two willing to come forward, but 1) they'd risk having their commie LARPing exposed and 2) "snitches get stitches". There really is no good place for those people to be, but considering I have only enough sympathy points for those whose bad circumstances are not their fault, I have no fresh fucks to spare for spoiled rich kids who should have known better.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 14, 2019 05:39 PM (ms5BY)
https://tinyurl.com/y6jkrxp4
-
Trump violates the laws of time and space!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Just throwin' that out there.
Posted by: Ted K. at October 14, 2019 05:48 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
Yeah, but standing in line at the "short arm" inspection afterwards was less fun...but you couldn't warn the guys, they weren't listening - it was an adult Disney Land out there - all on a day's wages. And after a three month deploy - no one was standing in their way that was for sure...
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 05:34 PM (32YRo)
There was a lot of good reasons why it was a "working port" - that at least was *some* kind of way to put the brakes on, somewhat. Nobody really got shit done, but at least everyone was at quarters every day (mostly). I recall myself, and everyone else, saying "I'm staying in today" at quarters and "Where we going" at knockoff. We were young; hangovers never lasted past noon.
I got short-arm, and a shot in the ass, once. The Corpsman was cute, too. By design, I'm sure.
P.I. was one thing, but Thailand was on an order of magnitude (Marylin's in Pattya, OMG) - and a liberty port to boot. The only difference is that we never spent as much time there. Probably *why* we never spent as much time there.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 14, 2019 05:50 PM (tapYd)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 14, 2019 05:52 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 14, 2019 05:56 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: CN at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2019 06:00 PM (RuIsu)
The civil war is, unexpectedly, going to be between left and the other left.
The right will go long on popcorn futures
Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 05:27 PM (rw1l7)
The trick is letting them purge the elitist-statist and pull their plug before they go full commie.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 14, 2019 06:01 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:04 PM (kD8Fh)
Isn't there a Bill Kristol familial connection there, too?
Posted by: Ree at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (N3yvc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)
And why not really go after the antifa fascists for not cooperating with the police?
Pool is wrong on a lot here, and I wonder why he seems relatively sympathetic to antifa.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Tim did this before it was known that it wasn't right wing. He assumed it was Patriot Prayer upping the ante.
He's correct that if regular folks like PP ever unleashed the hounds, they would be better at it than Antifa. After all, PP beats Antifa *after* routinely being disarmed by Portland Police.
I figured at the time odds were high this was black on black. Patriot Prayer goes out during the day, legally with permits and everything. They have yet to sneak off and go night hunting.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (FTPn0)
Exactly. I was trying to think of one of these exacting, precise, brutal assaults and my mind was blank. Nope. No sharp instrument wars I'm aware of. But antifa's blunt instruments are on display, it seems, every week. But, yeah, do go on about these rare, flying pigs from the Right and the trauma they're inducing on the nation.
What a load.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Antifa is armed.
Act accordingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 14, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK
We've know that for months. Crowder infiltrated a pre-riot Antifa group distributing weapons, including a gun. The cops and FBI on site could not care less. This was in Denver.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (FTPn0)
And why not really go after the antifa fascists for not cooperating with the police?
Pool is wrong on a lot here, and I wonder why he seems relatively sympathetic to antifa.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (6eEQ+)
I think he is just afraid of normal folks coming out to handle the situation, much like how Berkeley riots calmed right down when the Proud Boys came and started beating up Antifa and Atifa-ettes even stripped of weapons by the police.
Things calmed down while the press and Social Media worked on neutralizing the Proud Boys.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (FTPn0)
Any cooperation with police exposes someone in their organization to publicity and scrutiny. Plus, if they already know who did it, why cooperate?
"Never talk to the cops" is not exclusively an antifa position.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 14, 2019 07:26 PM (+Kpte)
Still, this was a professed "anarchist," and it sounds like he was on the receiving end of what he preached. No sympathy here.
Posted by: Annalucia at October 14, 2019 07:29 PM (S6ArX)
Horst Wessel, Ernst Roehm and the SA would beg to differ.
Posted by: Bruce at October 14, 2019 07:52 PM (7rlrd)
Posted by: Charles at October 14, 2019 10:41 PM (FZrFm)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0511 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0179 seconds, 381 records returned.
Page size 178 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)